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sub-edition: filthy robbed III
UPCOMING EVENTS:
4/2 - WSOF 30 (Branch vs Starks)
4/8 - Legacy FC 53 (Lima vs. Trocoli)
4/10 - UFC FN 86 (Rothwell vs Dos Santos)
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Nurmagomedov vs Ferguson)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Campos)
4/16 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (Johnson vs Cejudo)
5/6 - ONE FC (TBA)
5/8 - UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/14 - UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
important scientific poll:
http://strawpoll.me/7240066
mma digest:
https://youtu.be/F5hFc8kWRew
jbj update:
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/3/31/11337684/jon-jones-must-attend-courses-get-approval-to-drive-after-probation
Ufc 200 card:
revenge goobs vs full camp nate - 170(kek)
punished fronk vs cryldo - interim belt
broke back cain vs travis rousey
usada johny vs GAS-telum
heel mousasi vs basedson
joe banger vs diego spicy
Gookonori vs aryan miller
memecutt vs literalmente que se
previous thread: >>66494224
updated ufc.py
http://pastebin.com/BDGdbawe
You think you could heem this 4'11 featherweight?
m.sherdog.com/fighter/Tyler-Freeland-22529
3rd for gooby
Boxing iraqi, what weightclass do you compete in?
first for rickson isnt a true gracie
first for filthy would cuck the mw division
10th for nick the tooth
>>66497501
I'm Swede/Persian, but I kek'd. I alternate between 75 & 69kg's. I don't always find an opponent at 69 so I go up.
what do you think jon is going to do tonight?
>>66497447
I am literally LMAOing at your stance
nigga, do you even MMA? ever heard of a takedown?
UPDATED UPCOMING EVENTS LIST (APRIL):
4/2 - WSOF 30 (Branch vs Starks)
4/8 - Legacy FC 53 (Lima vs. Trocoli)
4/10 - UFC FN 86 (Rothwell vs Dos Santos)
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/15 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Nurmagomedov vs Ferguson)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Campos)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/20 - TUF Season 23 Premier
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (Johnson vs Cejudo)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
>tfw people here training make me feel le bad
memejitsu here i come
>>66497482
thank u buffon
>>66497506
im a purple belt. name, now.
Lads come on there's 5 posts left in the last thread, hotpocketsman will just delete this one
>>66494224
>>66497546
>When dada gassed from trying out those JBJ kicks
>>66497528
You look bigger than 69 that's for sure. How tall are you m8?
>>66497588
don't make fun of him he got rid of that jerk who posted the arianny nude
>>66497580
you said you train im wembley earlier lmao, make up your mind.
>>66497621
t.cuck
>>66497627
that was him not me
anyone want to watch some fights?
>>66497621
she literally has no ass, the thicc chick from ufc now is my new non-fightfu tbqhwy
>>66497637
which classes do you go to/who teaches them? feel like im getting trolled softly
>>66497637
>t.cuck
what?
>>66497638
I'd rather just pretend I'm going to fight people from this board and call them cucks. What do you think the purpose of this thread is?
>>66497536
Stances change depending on discipline. But I like standing wide. How long have you trained for?
>>66497614
Walk around at 72kg's. I'm 179cm.
>>66497661
I go to Street Jitsu at 6pm, Sensei Stevens teaches them.
>>66497676
MANLET
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T
>>66497638
u or italy streaming?
>>66497447
well boxing swede u looked alright here, but tbf i'm pretty sure that's cause you were sparring with a guy built like gollum from lord of the rings with the striking of keith jardine.
also
>sparring boxing without wearing shoes
if that was a legit gym you'd get laughed at
i am now picking estonia or lithcuck
you're a confirmed poser, no wonder you lost you're amateur fight
>>66497528
>half swede half persian
>still looks like a full persian
im guessing your dad is one brown mofo
>>66497728
>im guessing your dad is one brown mofo
>guessing
>>66497676
from 6-16 different martial arts consistently. Then some BJJ, muay thai unconsistently after that.
>>66497727
it's not a boxing gym you moron.
not the boxing swede
Im being honest when i type this:
Id heem this whole thread
>>66497727
Jardine had goat striking
>>66497702
im too dumb to stream, maybe italy if he is here
>>66497735
well its either that or his mum is the darkest swede alive
>>66497676
If you can travel to lithuania I will fight by your rules, so I can throw no kicks or do no takedowns and wear boxing gloves I never wore before
>>66497763
BALLS OF STEEL
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O
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T
E
E
L
what's your favorite weigh in music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-FrkxRdpH4
anybody know the name to this one btw?
>>66497755
figure it out you fucking goof
be the jon jones of /heem/
>>66497763
MADMAN
Lets be honest here, lithkek looks like he would get heemed by a breeze
>>66497763
based lithcuck. do 3 matches desu, jiu jitsu, boxing and a mandrama match. 2/3 wins
>It's an empty threats episode
>>66497821
at least his mom isn't a coal burner
>>66497528
what a disgrace, you should use a proxy to post with an iranian flag
Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani 8m8 minutes ago
Ariel Helwani Retweeted Malcolm
That is true. As of now, Aldo-Edgar is not the co-main. Ariel Helwani added,
>>66497859
I'm not the boxing swede.
>having anything against iranians
heem yourself my man
>>66497859
desu iranians arent that bad, and the kid usually ends up white
>>66497821
i think you'd be surprised, just because he doesnt have estonia's deformed jaw doesnt mean he cant take a nice shot
when has an eastern european ever had a weak chin desu?
>>66497748
you wouldn't do shit lad
>>66497881
i dont have anything against iranians that stay in iran. if i saw an iranian in my neighborhood id heem him into a living death though.
>>66497879
holy shit. hope we get an rda match, fuck condit tbqhwy. 3 5 round fights will be fucking awesome desu
http://strawpoll.me/7239132
http://strawpoll.me/7239132
http://strawpoll.me/7239132
THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN
VOTE OR YOUR MUM DIES IN HER SLEEP TONIGHT
>>66497919
wow is that really you?
>>66497934
sure you would Cletus
>>66497893
that man would heem every poster that's ever crossed this thread
no one can take that right hook shot
>>66497941
Riff Raff
>>66497941
i unironically think cyborgg would win lad
>>66497919
What are your thoughts on Fight Pass?
>>66497943
it is literally me
is that fear i detect in your post?
if lithcuck wins i'll pay for his nosejob
if estoniacuck wins i'll pay to fix his box head
>>66497970
can you give me some fitness tips I need to get as toned as you
>>66497941
pretty evenly spread desu
>>66497727
I'll get you guys some better footage as soon as I'm well. I box without shoes on the mat because of the grip. You essentially stick to the mat because of the material on the soles of the shoes. Also it's more hygienic for the guys who are going to roll afterwards.
>>66497728
I kind of fucked up by saying Swede/Persian. I meant born in Sweden, parents from Iran. >inb4 brown bomber
>>66497740
How old are you?
>>66497763
We can do multiple rounds, different rules. Planning on traveling to a few places during the summer, I might be able to swing by yours.
>>66497873
kek
>>66497941
Schaub
He has size, strength, or technique advantages over all the rest
>>66497968
best service in the world of online on-demand access. it would be a privilege to fight on such a huge advancement in the world of mixed martial arts and entertainement
>>66497982
don't be a little bitch with bitch hips basically
faggot
Who is the smallest fighter who could unironically one punch KO Schaub?
>>66497919
Ill kill you
>>66497950
>widdle brown halfbreed sticking up for his """""people"""""
leave the iranian to me
>>66497988
>schaub in charge of not being knocked out
>technique
kek
>>66498004
robbie lawler
>>66497986
>not nicknaming yourself the brown bomber
cmon son
>>66498003
Joanna Jędrzejczyk
>>66498004
hello tyrone
>>66497986
you fucked uo with this post, shouldve kept pretending that you were half swede
>>66498004
>dis nigga
you wouldn't do shit but gas out like dada
>>66498003
hendricks
>>66498004
where's your /heem/ stamp tyrone?
and i'd heem you and i'd heem you quick
what state are you in?
>>66498019
Schaub got real serious on JRE when Callen asked if he could beat up Joanna
>>66498021
>tyrone
I think youd be surprised
>>66497941
>Schaub in the lead
Nice to see we're the same old /heem/ ;^)
You didn't let me down lads, still my boys
>>66497447
mirin u desu senpai
>>66498004
>its a nigger threatening to kill a white man episode
oh wow guys i'm shocked
dont even setup a fight with him, he'll be in prison faster than jon jones
>>66498042
link?
no offense but id kill myself if i was born brown in sweden
>>66497941
>everybody but 1 has a vote
JUST
>>66498026
Like i said earlier, i run and am conditioned to go 3 rounds with 285ers
>>66498042
link lad
>>66497914
I always wondered, why is it that UFC doesn't do 10 counts on knockouts?
>>66497941
cm punk btfo kek
>>66498088
concussionville
>>66498072
you wouldn't last a single round in my world
>>66498040
PA
>>66498101
You wouldnt be able to get into mine
>/heem/ turning into an international Rumblr
any heemsters in south florida wanta bang it out?
no homo
>>66498050
Not even memeing, I just cant see a single one of them managing to beat schaub.
>>66498127
the dream is realized
its about damn time
>>66498088
If you're heemed you're heemed, if you're repeatedly getting heemed, it's a massive danger to your health. The gloves play a big difference desu
>>66498127
We need to make a card desu
Or a tournament
>>66498127
The fights will never happen though
>you will never cheer for the brown bomber as he heems the dancing queen lithcuck
>>66498117
>You wouldnt be able to get into mine
believe me, i'd be in your world before you even realized it
>>66498004
this guy will win desu look how big he is hes like 200+
>>66498142
>cheering for anyone over our boy
It goes lithcuck > persianwew >>>>>>>>> edgestonia
>>66498004
look natty too
no roid delts
are there any other black guys on /heem/ we can get to fight our bull?
perhaps adan vs the bull? but we all know adan will never show up
>>66498202
the persian lad
>>66498179
you're a bitch m8
>>66498202
Im white and live in MD. Im full roy nelson mode tho.
Anyone trying to go to a live event? Next time UFC is at the Prudential Center of MSG I'll get tickets
>creating an interim title because the champ refuses to defend the belt
>>66498202
adan will show up for the piss tests on his face
is italy around?
perhaps he could stream some rumble fights to whet our appetite for bulls since /heem/ just got its own bull
start with koscheck vs rumble pls
>>66498202
This guy posted a while ago
No homo of course
>>66498227
post a pic bro, don't be scared
so you're saying you're down to fight /heem/'s bull?
>>66498224
The biggest youve ever met?
>>66498257
I bet it burns when he poops out all that nashville hot chicken
>>66498257
how would you justify having this pictures on your computer if anyone ever gets on it?
>>66498239
>muh belts
>implying aldo ever defended it
kek
>>66498272
Folders within folders within folders labeled Bio exam II. No one will ever go there
I honestly don't understand where this 'Estonia wont show up' meme came from. I have confirmed the month, place and the fact that I started training. Why are you still doubting me? Stop doubting me!
>>66498264
for sure
>>66498228
>going to MSG
>literally have to commit a felony to carry a gun in that shit hole
no thanks
>>66498272
lol
that pic would be the least of my worries
>>66498297
Aldo defended it several times. I'll be cheering for Frankie because they're fucking the guy for too long, I just want to know what happens if he beats Aldo. Maybe Frankie will have to fight Holloway until your majesty decides to grace us with a title defense
>>66498258
Nah too fat right now, cutting hard.
I'd be down to go to like a big east coast thing. Probably not just me and some guy.
>tfw UFC Ottawa
>tfw get to see Cerrone's body get battered
>>66498333
will anyone care about conor if he gets cucked twice?
>>66498312
post boxhead with timestamp now
>>66498333
conor will fight gsp if he beats nate i think. if he loses(which i think will happen) , he probably gets dana to book him an ireland show and defend there so it looks like he has memevrage
>tfw /Heem/ FC becomes a top fighting organization
>nate literally stood and banged with him and he still lost
>>66498380
Conor wasn't prepared
Nate got lucky
>>66498380
>ten days notice
>>66498389
(You)
>>66498312
You've increased your shitposting, you seem shook and honestly I get the vibe you don't want anything to do with this anymore but unwillingly continue playing this act
lithkek = mcgregor; cocky dancing touchbutt manlet
estonia = ????
persian """""swede""""" = ???
>>66498127
is rumblr the gay hook up app?
GSP vs. Conor is this a meme or really going to happen? Won't GSP literally take him down at will?
>>66498407
lithkek = pvz
estonia = mcgregor(ducker) plus le excuse my boy man
""""swede"""" = latifi bull
>>66498416
no you're thinking of /pol/
>>66498378
who will be our dana white?
>>66498417
https://youtu.be/SwMpAU2RnbE
>>66498429
predictioncuck
>>66498429
We don't want a Dana white, we need something better.
Vince Vaughn v CM Punk at UFC 200, who takes it /heem/?
>>66498333
Aldo already beat fronkie pretty convincingly already.
Fronkie x mggobbles would be more interesting desu, the meme would come to an end.
>>66498088
I can't even imagine a situation where that would be necessary.
KD means the end in 99.9% cases. Why the countdown?
>>66498429
jake from heemspeak
where u at jake?
where u at mother fucker?
>>66498449
vince, hes fucking giant. hes unironically almost 2 metres tall
>>66498449
Vince would fuck Lyoto up
>>66498449
It's doesn't matter if you win or lose, Ray.
It's a big heem this life of ours. And I can't fucking recover.
>>66498356
They'll say he was beat in two weight classes above so it doesn't matter, and he would still be the champ anyway.
>>66498446
this
the only good part about 198 will be the crowd, geral do gremio hooligans will be there to support werdum with special songs and shit
Who ya got: Juliana Lima or Carla Esparza?
>>66498449
who's the guy on the left? pretty qt lads
>>66498496
very excited about. stacked in star power desu, anderson is like 4th from top
what 200 should have looked like:
Lawler vs GSP
RDA vs Diaz 2
Conor vs Frankie
Hendricks vs Gastelum
Velasquez vs Browne
Moose vs Brunson
Zingano vs Pena
Sage vs Enrique
Lauzon vs Sanchez
Miller vs Gomi
TBA vs TBA
TBA vs TBA
which card are you excited about most?
http://strawpoll.me/7241368
http://strawpoll.me/7241368
http://strawpoll.me/7241368
>>66498505
half of the card might die from old age before it happens
>>66498512
>only 12 fights
>>66498512
Filthy Tom Vs Latifi lad
>>66498515
eh, would be fun to watch idc if they are old
>>66498467
CM Punk is like 6'2
>>66498524
>mandrama heights
yes, kane is 7ft too lad, he would heem struve btw
Best MMA Podcast
http://strawpoll.me/7241384
http://strawpoll.me/7241384
http://strawpoll.me/7241384
>>66498520
fuck condit, put woodley in there. rory rematch or wondermeme would have been better if they were available
UFC 200 is really disappointing so far, thought it would be a once in a lifetime event but its just an above average card
>>66497919
I would literally pull your spine through your abs
>>66498538
none you weirdo
>>66498542
who gives a fuck about Woodley, he got memed on by Nate fucking Marquardt, lost to Shields, lost to Rory, beat Condit by injury, barely beat fatty Kelvin. He hasnt done shit.
>>66498505
thats ariel helwani
>>66498520
No, Rory lost the last fight pretty clearly, and he got badly fucked up.
Should've been Lawler vs Wonderboy but they want to make Rory lose because he already admitted he wants out of his contract and they want to lowball him
>>66498561
It's gonna be UFC: 200: Memefest: Literally the meme.
do UFC fighters fly coach?
>>66481326
>>66481326
its about time we staked our dominance on this board and finally got a meme on the sp team
>yfw Fedor/Hunt 2 is the UFC 200 Co-Main Event
>>66498572
atleast the fight will be fun, I fucking hate condits fighting style.
>let me just survive the 5th round i won't lose
>>66498514
>http://strawpoll.me/7241368
none of them tbhqphwy
but i guess 200 to see MY BOY nathan diaz fuck up conrad again
>you remember watching UFC 100
>You remember the hype
UFC 200 is kinda me desu familia
No Brock
Seems to me like the UFC fighters are missing a big opportunity to cash in on the growth in popularity of the sport by failing to unionyz. I say this because:
A) all the other major sports have players unions
2) fighters seem to consistently object to decisions the UFC Makes such as who's gonna get to fight who, the reebok deal, sponsorship rules, and fighter pay
C) I just read somewhere a couple days ago that word is ESPN is going to make a big push for broadcasting rights when the Fox contract is up. UFC isn't college football or the NFL but those deals are astronomical, galactically big money deals, so I'm guessing ESPNs gonna pony up a hell of an offer, and you would think the fighters would want to make sure before another long term broadcasting rights contract gets put into place they would want to do everything they can to make sure they benefit from the agreement as much as possible and don't get fucked over because they weren't paying attention. Don't know why there's not more talk of this out there
>>66498538
The Joe Rogan Experience isn't an exclusively mma podcast though
>>66498590
I dont think Condit should get the fight either. I hate Rory/Wonderboy, it should be Wonderboy/Lawler
my husband would literally eat you manlets
>>66498583
everyone all in for MY BOY
how much does this cost?
>>66498598
Try unionising when your boss is a casino-owning mob boss and tell me how that goes.
>>66498538
Let's get it on with BJM is pretty good.
I've only started listening to it though, so I'm not sure if it'll get old
200 is a big fucking deal yet main event is a redundant rematch
>>66498616
LONDON
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>>66498622
>ywn have a cocaine driveway
>tfw no bork main event
>>66498632
shut the fuck up
how many times do you need to be proven wrong before you stop being a retard shitposter
>>66498632
Russia with the breaking news
>>66498592
good lad
>>66498615
i agree, still want to see a rory vs lawler rematch tho
>>66498583
explain this pls
>>66498596
>yfw brock leaves vince before this shit mania and goes to uncle dana or rizin
>>66498616
Umm, you can see his penis you know
>rhsg will never gently caress your bum
>tons of people on twitter shitting over 200's main event
>tons of people on casualbook doing the same
Where did that meme come that the rematch is going to be a huge seller? Unless all those people from casual centrals are streamers or some shit? Or maybe 200 will sell despite of the main event and not because of it.
>>66498661
thats the way he likes it desu desu
>>66498616
Tell your husband I said he's a fat Jew with a small dick
What if...
>Conor is efficiant
>Conor wins
>Diaz vs Mcgregor 3 at UFC 209
>Diaz vs Lawler 2 at UFC 209
>Sheilds vs Lobov at UFC 209
>UFC 209: Stockton Wot
would rejuvenated motivated time-off brock beat broke back cain?
>>66498665
KEK she blatantly just wanted a feel there. muh sexual harassment
>>66498596
lol at that ufc 100 card, literally can city with gsp and jones thrown in the mix
brazil bringing the banter
>>66498690
534 DOLLARS?
>>66498668
It's going to sell because it's McGregor. It would sell better if he was in a match that made sense, but people will still tune in.
>>66498678
still think it's bullshit he got suspended for weed desu. Anderson used a fucking performance enhancer. Anderson will fight TWICE while nick is suspended
anyone know how weed would be dealt with in a Washington or Colorado show?
>>66498674
he's as aryan as you can possibly be, but I will fampie.
>>66498688
>Can city
>Brock
>Murr
>Bisbong
>Hendo
>Fitch
>Sexyama
>Coleman
>Bonnar
>Miller
>Stun Gun
>>66498397
in 3 months, after I finish him in <2 minutes, you all better be prepared to suck my cock clean. I will be coming for preparations from the lack of belief in me and it wont be an easy job for anyone.
>>66498659
i dont have time to explain mike just go vote for my boy
>>66498705
a very diverse assortment of cans
>>66498709
what weight and rules will be on?
>>66498583
We definitely need something in.
Lads, what /heem/ meme are we going to try and get
We need to decide on this shit
>>66498719
Open weight, UFC1 rules
>>66498726
wew lithcuck is going full on mcshit lads. this is worrying now...
>>66498678
lel robbie was shook. but this was pre-blood orc form so doesnt really count
>>66498700
yeah its dumb. i dont see why non chemically addictive drugs are banned desu. if they ruin your life without being addicting then its your owl fault, especially when chemically addictive things like cigarettes are legal
WON'T
>>66498741
ehh, lawler got heavily usada'd. nick would pick him apart desu
>>66498709
ESTONIA IM COMING FOR THAT COCK BOY
I don't know it sounds like you had it too easy growing up
ESTONIA - A developed country with an advanced, high-income economy[16] and high living standards, Estonia ranks very high in the Human Development Index,[7] and performs favourably in measurements of economic freedom, civil liberties, education, and press freedom (third in the world in 2012).[17] Estonia is often described as one of the most internet-focused countries in Europe.
>>66498745
BACK
>>66498721
MY BOY, since neetrex will get cut after losing his next fight. Pretty sure the cunt doesn't even have a Wikipedia page. #1 can
>>66498705
>>Brock
good
>>Murr
pretty good
>>Bisbong
GOAT
>>Hendo
pretty good
>>Fitch
boring af but good
>>Sexyama
meme
>>Coleman
old
>>Bonnar
old meme
>>Miller
mid tier solid
>>Stun Gun
up and coming prospect
>>66498762
DAT
>>66498760
YOU WERE BORN RICH
>>66498760
he has Genghis khan mongol blood though
>people are already trying to rationalize why McGregor is going to win the rematch
Haha
was Brendan Schaub a can?
>>66498812
>Juice mma
>Juice
>>66498806
ya no cop bothering him
>>66498812
No. He would give Werdum, jones, or Cormier a lot of problems
>>66498806
he is either autistic or a reallt subtle troll. with the interviews he gives I'm going with the first tbch
https://youtu.be/NpejbCulbCQ
>>66498812
Can Woodley shut up and fight ffs rather than sit on his ass since Hendricks didn't make weight
>>66498760
Why is Estonia such a wonder of a country?! Only 25 years ago it was devastated by communist rule, but now Estonian people live better than Greece, Portugal and Italy, we're not even talking about ex-USSR.
By the way did you know that public transport is FREE in Estonia?
And they even can VOTE ONLINE?
And NOKIA has facilities over there because Finnish infrastructure is obsolete compared to Estonia, which is LITERALLY permeated with optic fibre?
Bravo, Estonia.
>>66498812
Not at all. He got robbed vs Arlovski and should be fighting for the belt right now.
>>66498812
haha no thanks
>>66498836
judging by the size of your head you have very big brains
>>66498449
Hes pretty legit boxer tho.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwcwbe3By54
i wish they'd let me over there so i could spitshine your fucking dick jon
>>66498806
lads, I've literally been standing on the same piece of land as our boy Sage.
just wew.
>>66498823
the only problem he would give them is deciding which attack to use to heem his fragile glass chin
guess he isnt a can after all, hes too brittle for that
>>66498859
Why did you go to Missouri?
>>66498869
Missouri is the capitol of Estonia
>>66498865
Is this b8? Schaub has an iron chin
just started jiu jitsu brahs, where is jiu jitsu's home on 4chan?
is estonias deformed jaw an advantage in the heem game?
>>66498897
someone can photoshop naked jon from the espn article in this right?
>>66498575
Nah, Rory won on points and damage. He was just betrayed by his jew nose.
Wish he would have just finished him when he was rocked and saved us from the Robbery meme.
>>66498907
his boxhead will stop memetine attempts. if i was lithcuck I'll go for leg kicks desu
>>66498899
Nice double dubs tho
>>66498897
Even before he said he wanted to suck Jon's dick, Cormier always had those gay mannerisms. I've seen a gay couple that acts exactly like DC and Rockhold
>>66498678
>Sheilds vs Lobov
TOP KEK. More likely Gunni vs Shields and Lobov vs Medeiros or Melendez.
>>66498904
>>>/asp/
Maybe
>>66498904
/heem/ sort of but I think /asp/ has some threads
Or they did before mandrama took over the board, i don't know anymore
>>66498920
yeah pretty much
>>66498812
Nah, he would have been HW GOAT by now if playing FB and Carwin hadn't killed his chin.
>>66498934
And Rogan didn't slaughter him
>>66498899
His chin isn't actually that bad but he has a bad habit of getting hit behind the ear.
>>66498909
>Rory won on points and damage
No, he didn't
>>66498904
It's on asp. They have a grappling general usually. Sometimes there's a BJJ general but not all the time.
>>66498268
Black people don't eat at KFC unless they have to or are Uncle Toms
>>66498959
where do they eat?
>>66498909
>he would have won if he didn't lose
Yeah no shit. Robbie smashed him in the face and broke his nose until he couldn't take it any more. That's one way to win a fight.
>>66498971
wherever their EBT allows them to
>>66498971
Usually is more regional places (Brown's, BoJangles, etc), but as far as national chains go it's Popeyes (see DC above) or Church's
>>66498955
It's not debatable that he won on points. He rocked and nearly finished Robbie.
Hobbie was just lucky to break Rory's honker.
>>66498971
church's or popeye's
would schaub ever fight again? his chin must have "healed" by now
>>66498977
Rory rocked Robbie once, and the rest of the fight was Robbie destroying his face. His nose didn't get obliterated from 1 punch, he was getting hit hard all night
>>66498997
why would he fight? he's making millions from podcasting
>>66498982
thats racist
>>66498983
>>66498994
wat do they have against kfc?
>>66498990
How is punching Rory in the nose a bunch of times, causing his nose to break, "luck"?
>>66498575
>Rory lost the last fight pretty clearly
Even if you are the dumbest or most biased person in the world AT WORST the fight was pretty even before the stoppage. Most people think Rory was ahead when he got his face caved in.
Wonderboy hadnt done enough for a clear shot at the title but that will obviously change if he can beat Rory. The real question is if Rory wins do you just go a round 3 with Lawler? Outside of a Condit rematch or RDA superfight what other options are there?
Or does Rory just say fuck it and get paid to beat the life out of everyone that isnt in the UFC?
>>66498959
I eat at kfc
If wonderboy memes Rory, will this mean we have an exciting and to be dominant new champ at our hands?
>>66499003
KFC chicken is fucking greasy garbage. The blacks got that much right. Only the most degenerate monkeys eat there.
Here's proof >>66499009
>>66498760
>a yank talking about people having it easy growing up
>>66498998
The argument was that you thought Lawler was clearly winning to the point that Rory couldnt compete and doesnt deserve to be a contender. He is clearly on the same level and is a tough fight for wonderboy who is rising quickly , at worst if he cant beat Lawler hes the ultimate gatekeeper.
>>66499015
robbie would take wondermeme's soul
>>66499015
i think he will fight ww champ nick desu. idk how he'll do against nicks boxing and jiu jitsu
>>66499015
Exciting, yes. Dominant is something we'll have to wait and see
>>66499017
jokes on you theres no kfc in my city i was only pretending
>>66499043
dont forget that nick also knows karate and can "break brick on your face"
>>66499055
>city
C'mon. You at least need underground plumbing to say that.
whats the perfect height for each division lads?
hope nick gets a can to ease up his return
>>66499040
Haha
No
>>66497850
chat shit get banged
>>66499080
lawler is probably as vulnerable as he's ever been, he's been in two bangers back to back
>>66499079
sauce?
does she do porn?
>>66499079
>She was born in 2000
There're days when I'm willing to go to jail
>>66499093
shes 15 you dirty cunt. enjoy sharing a cell with jon
>>66499096
14 yo age of consent here
>>66499093
Natalie Alyn Lind, 15yo actress (you can see her in Gotham)
And no. not yet at least.
>>66499084
matt brown did this to wondergoof
robbie would kill him
oh wow lads adrien broner is boxing tomorrow on spike, some fighting to watch
>>66499109
LEL didnt even know she was in gotham and i watch the show. just got it from spee. now i realise who she is. not catwoman the other one
>mfw Casuals are saying Conor will win this time because he was showboating too much last fight
Holy shit lads what on earth is this meme. I don't even have the heart to argue but ffs he wasn't even showboating for shit. What fight do casuals watch?
>>66499053
To get to that title would mean beating Hendrics, Rory, and Lawler. Each of them presents a new angle for wonderboy and it's very interesting how he will deal with them. Condit has stance simlar to rory's, Woodley would end up backing up against the cage then trying to explode against the way Wonderboy, and I predict lawler's approach being no different. So, if he gets the title, he might end up staying there
>>66499129
im a bit concered conor heems diaz in the first round desu. if it gets past the first i think nate has it but he was close to connecting with some meme strikes in the first fight and was winning pretty easily
>>66499129
Casuals can, have, and will continue to think Conor is going to win his next fight no matter what
Imagine if he loses to Diaz twice in a row then gets wrestlefucked to death by Edgar
>>66499147
Yeah but Nate has a chin, contrary to Mendes and Aldo who deleted each other's
>>66499154
>then gets wrestlefucked to death by Edgar
>>66499140
>he might end up staying there
Key word is "might" which is why I was hesitant to give you a yes or no. You make a great case and it will be fun to watch and see how his career plays out.
>>66499104
>ill do whatever it takes jon
>>66499147
Nate has only been stopped once and even then it was a TKO to strikes and not a real heem, AND that flurry started with a head kick which that mick manlet won't be able to do.
>mfw conor pulls out and we get nick diaz vs nate diaz at 170lbs
>>66499147
That concern literally should have gone away with their first fight. Conor gave it his all behind those punches and legit landed with them, but it didn't phase Diaz.
After muh energy meme, he's going to be much calmer in the first round and take it far easier, so he's not going to put Nate away
>>66499180
Holy kek my sides
Have a (You) sir
>>66499147
he wasnt winning the first round easily you retard, watch the fight again
conor dpminated the 2min of round 2, dont confuse things
>>66499204
Yes nigga finally someone who seems to agree with me. Everyone says that entire first round was decisively Conor's but he was doing far better in the opening minutes of the second than anything in R1
>>66499129
>his hands are too low; only power punches over and over again
There you go. Like I previously noted, it looked like that because it just was his style. Diaz moves his head back, not to sides or ducks, so it's very hard to hit him the way Conor fights. Also he put on a lot of weight, so he will gas really fast having to try swinging his big arms as fast as he can in order to reach Nate, and still it would be grazing shots on the brow. Lastly, Conors kicks are not to inflict damage, that's why he was ineffective with it and sparsely threw them throughout the fight.
>>66499147
I share your concern, but you have to remember that this was Cabo Nate. Full camp Nate will have sparring to sharpen his reflexes and shot selection. Nate rd 2 sub.
>>66499202
thanks lad
lads, how does smoking weed in the off-season work? I bet dana and his mafia are sending usada to stockton every fucking day tbch.
>>66499204
Nate always gets hit a lot. That doesn't say much about Conor. Watch some fights.
If Nate takes the fight down, Conor will have to spend so much energy doing anything he'll end up like Dada
>people think Nate isn't going to take a dive
>>66499079
125: 6'
135: 6'1"
145: 6'2"
155: 6'3"
170: 6'4"
185: 6'5''
205: 6'6''
HW: 5'11''
>>66499154
>gets wrestlefucked to death by Edgar
A L J O
L
J
O
Conor will heem mini Fronkie.
who has the worst BJJ in the ufc? someone that you guys think you could tap out just from stuff you saw on tv
>>66499302
All of the women and most of the non-brazilian black dudes.
I think nate should go for the tko this time, no mercy sub, even if mcgregor surrenders again
just send the goof to pillowfist hell
>>66499302
Francis Ngannou
Sage Northcutt
>>66499345
>Francis Ngannou
did he cuck you or something?
>>66499104
she looks pretty mature with those tetas
>>66499264
lol
5'4"
5'6"
5'8"
5'10
6'1
6'4
6'6"
5'11"
>>66499345
>Francis Ngannou
watch it m8
>>66499353
No, I want him to climb to champion but he has holes in his game
>>66499354
shes legal for us anyway
btw, only dumb americans would actually consider fucking a 15 pedophilia
>>66499283
nice, miesha will be free guys, what prelim meme will fuck her in that time?
post walkouts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj5L9SYhoSE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj5L9SYhoSE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj5L9SYhoSE
>>66499108
12 yo here pham, 2004 master race
JDS is probably going to get heemed. His lack of confidence nowadays is sad to watch, he fights like a deer in the headlights
>>66499407
You spic rapists make me sick
>>66499416
Sorry i don't speak Punjabi
>>66499375
don't people over 18 get in trouble for fucking people under 18?
>>66499407
lel surely a 40 year old cant bang a 12 year old with no consequences.
i want brock back lads...
this is all RDA's fault lads
i want brock pressed against my back lads...
>>66499440
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_North_America#Mexico
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>66499429
no
>>66499407
based
>tfw you are getting a lap dance but then realise that you are missing the fights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfL9ovYOJFA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfL9ovYOJFA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfL9ovYOJFA
I really don't give a single shit about conor vs nate 2. I want lawler vs gsp, conor vs frankie, nate vs rda.
Post entrances
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-Rqdgna3Yw
>>66499510
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj5L9SYhoSE
>>66499504
tough luck
>>66499504
I want nick v lawler but we can't all have what we want eh? probably getting lawler vs boredit...
>>66499470
>>66499429
>>66499375
>>66499354
Have you ever seen a guy in his 30s with like a 14 year old, or what ever the age of constent is in Brazil.
>>66499522
Tom Lawlor entrance to this when?
>>66499504
nobody cares about what u think goof, it's gonna sell millions
>mfw conor loses again and diaz becomes a huge draw
>ronda and conor are dead so ufcs only draw is diaz
>they make nick diaz change his name to nate and shave his head in return for being allowed to fight again
>nate diaz somehow fights every month and casuals cant tell but tune in anyway
>>66499531
cant wait to see condit use the lisa simpson strategy and cry about retiring afterwards
>>66499549
Would you ever do that?
>>66499504
deal with it loser
>>66499535
I just searched around, prostitution under 18 is a crime, so there's that.
>>66499550
>conor loses again
>>66499561
if you wanna do that just go to mexico like that other cuck said. hurry though because theres a wall being built
>>66499574
I was just asking him. Besides, it's illegal to travel aboard with the intent to commit a crime. Especially if that crime is underaged sex.
>>66499561
i dont fuck anyone im a lobov
but theoretically, no, i cant even stand 18-20 year olds
Favourite fight of the year so far lads?
I think mine's probably Lawler/Condit, though Silly Dilly vs Cruz is pretty good too
>Irish fans trying to come back to heem
>>66499608
Goob/Diaz, so nice to see Conor talk all that shit and then tap
>>66499608
>file deleted
>>66499622
THEY'RE NOT HERE TO TAKE PART
THEY'RE HERE TO TAKE OVA
until Goobs loses of course
What was the reasoning behind Rockhold vs Weidman 2 again? That fight wasn't close at all
RematchFC strikes again
>>66499638
to be fair they literally took over for like 6 months
im glad its over
>>66499643
Who else would you see in place? Romero has USADA issues, Souza is coming off a somewhat mediocre loss against that Romero
The fight was sort of close until the meme kick and I get to see MY BOY win the title back so I don't mind
>>66499608
holly and miesha was awesome
>>66499690
This
Holly - Miesha was great on all aspects
But McGoobz - Diaz was more satisfying. Tough call.
>>66499679
if our boy loses again does he heem himself? worried for him
>>66499679
vitor lad, he already beat rockhold
>>66499510
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qvSs1z0SyE
>>66499712
i hate weidman desu, he's a pedbabby, glad he got exposed
>>66499690
holly miesha ended in a white belt submission, pretty anti-climatic
womyns mma tier match desu
can someone pls post the webm of miesha being a qt finger dancing and stuff
>>66499738
Shut up.
>>66499738
so he was never your boy?
>>66499831
Don't know if this is the one
>>66497941
the correct answer is mark hunt
>>66499837
no u
>>66499860
nah, always hated him desu, the whole "going smaller because of """ivs""" pls" thing is major proof on him being a cheating faggot
>>66499865
god bless you France
thanks
>>66499892
are you fucking retarded? ofc hes a cheating faggot, but so is anyone else in the division
rockhold has a few ccs for breakfast everyday
>>66499865
>A manletweight cuck barely in the top 10 has been banging this for at least 6 years
W-w-when will they learn !!
>>66498596
UFC 100 was really fun, Brock and Mir had a serious fucking feud, then throw in GSP and Bisping/Hendo TUF coach fight. It was massive
That being said, even without Lawler fighting, UFC 2oo is the better card
>>66499924
to be fair hes been getting cucked for about 5 of those years
>>66498598
Hello dean_oliver
The mad man actually wants to fight Nate again.
>>66499920
>rockhold isn't natty
stay buttmad, his body didn't change bitch
>>66499999
is there a more based individual in all of mixed martial arts?
checked btw
>>66499999
checked
>>66498640
Brock is fighting Dean Ambrose who is like 10 times more dangerous than Cain Velasquez
>>66499924
he's also her head coach
so technically he's cucking edmund's dreams
>>66499999
Impressive
>>66500039
jej
>mfw the UFC won't exist long enough for a 300
Better enjoy the memes while they last lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMQkV5cTuoY
JUST
will robots be fighting each other at ufc 1000 or roided to hell human cyborgs?
>>66500073
is that the lead singer of rammstein
not surprised he turned out to be a cuck desu
>>66500112
genetically augmented biocyborgs that form a synthesis of man and machine
have you guys seen the post-coitus pic conrad posted on his instagram?
cheeky bastard
also, how does one get doubles?
Why isn't Diaz fighting for a belt? He beats McGregor again then what? He still gets nothing and Conor is the FW champ.What's Lawler going to be doing?
>>66500073
>that video
Fuck that. Conor needs to ride into their equivalent of favela and clean that shit up.
>>66499643
do brazilians like redlettermedia?
>>66500162
that dogs getting old ;..;
>>66500181
YOU JUST KNOW
god i hope DC beats jon's ass
>>66499079
115W: 5'3
125: 5'1
135: 5'4
135W: 5'7
145: 5'6
155: 5'7
170: 5'9
185: 6'0
205: 6'3
265: 6'5
i love memes
>>66500073
>WE ARE PROUD OF NOT BEING PROUD
jesus christ putin just conquer them already. im ashamed that my country stopped the soviet takeover of western europe desu.
>>66500116
still on pace, ufc 200 will have post 70 mill
>>66500247
>170:5'9"
>185:6'0"
Wew lad
>>66500181
I want to ____ Dee in the ___
>>66500247
holy manlet. 5'9 welterweight
you think story is getting the strap?
>>66500128
>is that the lead singer of rammstein
that is not based till
don't speak ill of him ever again
>>66500280
Hendricks
Gastelum
Lellenboiger
all 5'9
>>66500268
>>66500280
I believe 5'9 is a good weight to have a high amount of muscle without being out reached by taller opponents.
Is this the guy Mark Hunt posted about?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3515155/Ricky-Slater-previously-jailed-raping-16-year-old-girl-killed-Benjamin-Batterham.html
>>66498904
What state you in?
>>66500280
GSP was only 5'10
>>66500280
GSP and Matt Hughes were both stocky manlets around that height.
>>66500181
YOU JUST KNOW
so, honest question:
How does Conor beat Diaz? as in game plan. i just can't see it now that Nate will have a full camp to prepare. i kinda hope he does, though, so they can have a rubber match and keep Frankie in schoolboy tantrum mode.
>>66500461
hes got to develop cardio, use his meme energy more efficiently, and study the last fight to learn diaz rhythem. it was a weight class hes never been in and a fighter he didnt study so went in blind
that said hes a cunt and i hope he gets heemed
>>66500461
Stay on the outside and hack at his legs, then go inside and exchange, and hope to christ nate doesn't take it to the ground.
>>66500488
haha. yeah, Nate's not unbeatable, but he's gotta gameplan it strong and switch up when things don't go his way. the problem is, pivot to what? Nate's much better on the ground, like night and day better. i think maybe switch up stances or a lot more leg kicks.
>>66497934
the ones that leave iran are the good ones, i met an iranian the other day who fled in the 80's after he was told he was gonna get executed the next day. I wqould heem you if i saw you heem an iranian.
per dave meltzer
>GSP is training "really hard"
>ufc 200 will have 2 titles fights, lawler or miesha will defend
>the womans match on 200 is probably pena vs cat
>the ticket sellers for 198 already sold 38,000 and crashed the ticket store, will sellout soon, he credits to the undercard with vitor, silva, and cyborg
now that the UFC is an international joke, how long until it comes tumbling down and the MMA meme ends?
>>66500516
Nate like to keep things standing, though. but as soon as he goes for takedowns, i think the fight's over. Nate just has a better arsenal than Conor and isn't prone to KO's. you never i know, though.
>>66500590
>now that the UFC is an international joke
citation needed
>>66500629
have you not been following the news this past week bud?
>>66500603
>but as soon as he goes for takedowns, i think the fight's over
To be fair nate took conor down in the first round in the first fight and Conor swept him and postured up and went for ground and pound. Conor's ground game isn't as bad as people think, but i definitely agree with you overall. Conor needs to study the diaz vs dos anjos tape like the bible and work on his leg kicks.
>>66500552
i would heem you if i saw you heem him for heeming an iranian
>>66500659
I have. Nothing suggests that the UFC is a joke. Are you referencing the rematch? If so, ur a fag.
>>66500590
jokes sell.
mo' memes mo' money.
We'll just have to endure. Hopefully Honda comes back and gets BTFO again.
>>66500461
Leg kick when on the outside. Land that left hand from closer in. Zero meme spinning attacks.
>>66500676
>rematch
>cut a guy with a good record cause he's boring
>non title fight headliner at 200
don't forget to wash your fight kit faggot
>goof gets ripped off by the touch-butt master Ido Portal
https://idoportalreview.wordpress.com/
give this a read lads. i can't believe some people are this gullible desu
>>66500739
>cut a guy with a good record cause he's boring
rosholt was a boring cunt, fuck him
>non title fight headliner at 200
conor vs diaz will be the biggest drawing fight on the card, so yea it'll be the main event. cry about it pussy.
>>66500762
then why don't they change the rules so he can't get away with being boring you fakkin dumb cunt, nice "sport" where a guy gets cut just cause his style sucks
>>66500461
he doesnt. nate's ground game is superior and conor gave nate his best on his feet and nate shrugged it off. to paraphrase nate - conor's good at beating up midgets.
Rosholt was so bad he no doubt prevented future purchases of PPVs, cant have guys like that
>>66500869
so it's about ppv buys rather than competition, is this wwe?
>>66500893
>is this wwe?
'no'
>>66498678
>Rowdy Bed vs Ash Daly
>>66500893
its as real as it gets
>>66500893
>so it's about ppv buys rather than competition, is this wwe?
It's about real fights between real top-tier athletes that people actually want to see.
Nobody wanted to see Jared Rosholt.
>>66500931
rosholt was a top tier athlete according to his record and ranking, so that means it's just fights between personalities that people want to see, which = wwe
>>66500954
just leave m8
>>66500954
he failed 2 tests, was expensive and still barely top 20
pretty easy to release a failed prospect early when they also have shitty fights
>>66500810
its not a sport, its entertainment
>>66501014
HAHAHHAHA TROLED WOW
>>66500810
He got cut because he doesn't look like he's going anywhere based on his performances. He only beat low tier guys. If he looked like he was going to become champ he'd stay even if he was boring, but being a boring mid-carder isn't good for your career.
>>66501020
no not trolled, i just know i could heem you and am collecting all these (you)'s
>>66501044
>>66497919
I'd fuck your day up sir
>>66501044
you're only proving my point m8
>>66501080
and you're still giving me (you)'s my man
>>66501052
Why you ducking me
>>66498004
>>66501135
LOL
name a time and place tyrone. i'd love to suckle on your meaty tender drumstick tbqhwy bud
Do you watch MMA with your girlfriend?
>>66501153
Bethlehem PA, pick a date goof
where is that dorky motherfucker, the ponytail?
>>66500810
Because typically people who can perform well enough to wrestle fuck their way to victory can also lay out some ground and pound.
They may be "boring" but they're doing shit to knock motherfuckers out.
Rosholt was just fucking boring. Once he hit the level of competition present in the UFC he was utterly useless. His fights weren't him lying on top of people and refusing to do anything. They were him doing everything he could do to stay on top with little to no effort taken to progress to a ko or submission .
I mean the fucker lost by decision to Roy Nelson.
>>66501202
I live in WNY. I can be in Bethlehem literally whenever.
>>66501198
>watch Rumble vs Gustafsson with g/f
>she says, "Who's that cute black guy? God, he's so ripped."
>"he's a nobody. i bet i could heem him inside one."
>continue to watch the fight
>Rumble wins
>"it's great that the black guy won!"
dumped that secret coal burner two months later. i couldn't deal with all her degeneracy, bros.
>>66501239
9th of april
>>66501275
sounds good. im gonna heem your shit all over the place just so you know.
>>66501300
sounds like youre gunna give him an enema then fuck his boipucci
I just got shown that DC Chicken & Cake vid for the first time, ask me anything
NEW THREAD
>>66501325
>>66501325
>>66501325
>>66501300
You're finally going to get a good nights sleep
NEW: >>66501419
>>66498596
>the brock meme is a 100 ufcs old
shit. time really flies
>>66499561
>fuck girlfriend as reward for cleaning her room
>help her with her algebra homework afterwards
>remember to pack her lunch before bed
>drop her off at school on your way to work
hmmmmm
>>66501244
good for you /pol/bro
>>66497546
we're talking explosivity in it's finest.
Fuck ISIS
>>66497502
wow! that title is so edgy... wow
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