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CHI:Marian Hossa (illness) won't play on Friday
OTT:Mark Stone will miss Ottawa's next two games
NJ:Devils to start Keith Kinkaid Thursday night
BUF:Evander Kane will miss the rest of 2015-16
ANA:Ryan Kesler picks up 4 points in 8-3 win
PHI:G Steve Mason records a gem in Flyers' SO win
VAN:NHL issues Jake Virtanen two-game suspension
CHI:NHL offers Duncan Keith in-person hearing
FLA:Vincent Trocheck will miss rest of the season
MON:Canadiens land NCAA goalie Charlie Lindgren,
SJ:Logan Couture's hat-trick paces Sharks to win
DAL:Jamie Benn scores two goals in win over NSH
>Cuckleaf
>4 posts early
autism
pulju
>>66495765
Poo poo
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>>66495689
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
Somehow Americans manage to be more autistic than finns
>>66495894
>liking your country is bad
t. somali-finn
>>66495907
How white is America again?
NHLVerifierat konto
@NHL
@NHLBlackhawks Duncan Keith gets a 8 game suspension for slash on @mnwild Charlie coyle
>>66495961
lying ass nigga
how have they not said what his suspension will be yet?
usually the next day they say what it is
>>66495961
so he'll return in game 4 of the playoffs
good, that could cost them
>>66496015
it's fake
>>66495961
oh it's fake, well fuck me and fuck you son
>>66496013
He's having an in person meeting I believe and the government still hasnt let the public start using their teleporters.
>inb4 banned by the illuminati
>>66495961
>fake
Does he deserve 8 games? Probably.
Will he get 8 games? Fuck no.
>>66496045
I thought that was yesterday?
>>66495894
This has always been the case. We only pick on you because if we started calling out the Americans for autism, they'd pull forces and shit post this board to oblivion. It's best to just let them go on believing their opinions are relevant.
>>66496148
Holy fuck truer words have never been spoken on /hoc/
>>66496164
How about these true words:
NO CANADIAN TEAM IN THE PLAYOFFS
>>66496148
>that flag
>talking about who is relevant
Wew
pls notice me amerikuns
t. canada
>saw someone in a ducks hat today
RARE FAN
https://youtu.be/lZD4ezDbbu4
Thank you USA for making NHL great again.
>>66496049
He does, but he's probably only going to get a fine
i cry myself to sleep every night, for i was born in this socialistic hellhole instead of america.
Yotes tbqh
>>66495689
>SHORKS
Also
>No Canadian team in the playoffs
reminder that this player should be BANNED from the league FOREVER for this EGREGIOUS foul
>>66496299
I cry myself to sleep whenever I think of 62% honestly, why can't we just have some place to ourselves?
>>66496336
what are you even saying?
>>66496299
>>66496336
>crying
Harden the fuck up, anons
>>66496362
The white population in America of course
>Rehabbing Seguin plans to go to Bieber concert
>>66496299
I wish we could combine the US and Finland into one mega meme empire.
>>66496217
To add to this, You can shit on America all you want, but at the end of the day that bumbling obese retard pf a nation owns your nation. That is the true salt in the wound.
hey
how many leaf teams are in the playoffs again?
>>66496383
the strongest men weep the largest tears. fuck off goober
Which prospect will the oilers ruin this year?
Autism?
Poo poo?
Or lame?
Mathfag back
Philly and the Pens might have a deeper run than most are expecting
Washington probably going to exit early like everyone's expecting
>>66496500
what is this based on?
>>66496500
Calling it right now the pens are getting to the ECF.
>>66496553
Memes
>>66496553
most likely it's based on only recent performance
washington hasn't been good recently, maybe they're saving themselves
>>66496500
Are you gay be honest
>>66496500
ur not the guy that did the math tho r u
>>66496648
@IneffectiveMath
>>66496659
ty ruskibro already follow him
>>66496445
All of them. They'll find a way.
>>66496553
>>66496624
It's based on the last 25 games.
>>66496648
Nope, found on twitter
>>66496636
I would like Filppula fuck me in the ass in then nut in my mouth no homo tho
>>66496689
probably just a girl pretending to be a guy desu
>>66496689
HORSE FUCKER
>>66496689
Damn now that is a beautiful man
>>66496689
>>66496719
faggots
>>66496738
its 2016...
memes aside, who can stop us?
>>66496738
>can't appreciate a mans beauty without wanting to fuckin him
I mean COME ON
>>66496761
non memes
>>66496761
Stars are a meme tho
>>66496764
why you gotta objectify them bro
>>66496761
>Stars in charge of goaltending
>t-take us s-serious
>>66496761
as much as I am loyal to the stars
through all the years they have always struggled with meme-tending which will again bite them in the ass
>>66496808
>>66496784
hey, how many Canadian teams are in the playoffs this year?
>>66496848
The same number of series wins the stars will have this year
>Finnish goaltending
>>66496761
>finnish goaltending
>>66496881
>Canadian "banter"
>>66496889
why are you doing this to yourself?
>>66496892
>americaitlyn """"""""hockey"""""""""" knowledge""""""""""
>>66496881
well meme'd f a m
>>66496910
lel we are the ones who came up with >finnish goaltending. Don't you know how memes work lad?
>>66497003
desu sometimes i get all confused with the high density of memes here
>>66496761
>explain a meme without meming
How does that work
Reblog and upvote if your team is in the playoffs and you don't have the queen on your currency
>>66496417
They don't own shit. It's one thing to go trampling around in some sand niggers back yard, but if they tried that shit up here there would be one hell of a backlash from other white nations. If USA thinks Canada is open game, then who's to say every other white god fearing nation isn't on the table as well. Plus, they are afraid we will side with Russia in such a predicament, which I happen to think isn't entirely a bad thing. We are long lost winter bros.
>>66497142
they would get their "white" house burned down again.
>>66496217
We're talking relevancy towards the sport of hockey. Besides "your" teams, your nation is the least hockey nation of all the frequent posters here. Finland, Sweden, Russia, and Canada are far superior because we can actually play hockey.
>>66496299
You'd end up hating yourself. America doesn't understand pristine wildlife. Their "wildlife" is confined to parks.
>>66496331
Yeah, they really should crack down on embellishment. It's getting out of hand.
>>66497195
Sorry 90% of our country isn't uninhabitable wasteland
>>66497195
We also confine our Muslims to Michigan
Is Radko Gudas ELITE?
>>66497338
elite at rustling redditors
>>66497338
Why do the Flyers scratch their 2nd best dman every night?
>>66497214
There are far more Muslims outside of Michigan than in the entirety of canada
>>66497366
Hakstol thinks Schultz is good for some reason
>>66497366
he's inconsistent and I'm guessing doesn't listen to his coach's instructions (because he speaks no english). I wouldn't mind seeing him replace someone though as he does occasionally show flashes of brilliance.
It's 5PM in NY and still no word on a Keith suspension
>>66496419
Czech's and Slovakian's confirmed for the only other goat hockey countries. They are worthy of Canada's sport.
>>66497338
>Mcd not being completely awful, while still being bad
surprised
>>66496445
>draft Matthews
>ruined
>Nurse beats the shit out of Pulju
>concussion
>ruined
>Laine
>ruined
>>66496761
Your "defense"-core
>>66497462
>there's a Croatian hockey player in the NHL
neat
Imagine the decrease in /hoc/ shitposting if America won the gold medal game in 2010 and if Hongcouver beat Bombston in game 7 in 2011
>>66497462
Who's the dutch player
>>66497211
>wasteland
>anything that isn't paved over with concrete
Buddy...
>>66497531
>core
>not corps
>>66497565
Sprong
>>66497565
Daniel Sprong for the Pongs
>>66497564
>America wins in 2010
>Vancouver wins
>rags beat the kongs
>laffs don't choke against Boston
What a strange place /hoc/ would be
>>66497338
Corsi is garbage without another stat to show quality of competition. Gudas most likely matches up against shitty lines, while Shultz and Medvedev (arguably Philly's best defensive dmen) get matched up against the other teams better lines and get dzone starts. Big surprise their Corsi is lower.
>>66497462
>Americans can't provide their share of points
>Canadians have to carry their fat asses
Not surprised tbqhaf
>>66497577
They still have shit either way you dress it up.
>trade good dman for Russell
Top KEK
>>66497462
wow this really puts things in perspective
>it's a canadians trying to make themselves relevant on /hoc/ thread
Sad really.
>>66497826
>>66497826
Would you shut the fuck up? I'm so sick of this int shit
>>66497625
Medvedev is a consistent healthy scratch (and also not a defensive dman) and Schultz is utilized less than any other flyers defenseman (other than Manning). Where did you get the idea that they get paired against top lines?
There's actually a good game tonight /hoc/
Preds vs Pens
Probably going to be the final desu
>>66498013
>either of those teams in the finals
Wew
>>66498013
the relocation to kansas city finals
>>66496148
>shitpost into oblivion
/hoc/ has been shit for a good 4 years senpai. Even American Divegrass has a better general.
Also
>Canada
>Ca Nada
>>66498013
>Another team laying down and dying for the Pens
>Good game
Lol
>>66495894
>Americans manage to be more autistic
>the desert is hot and dry
new meme name for canada
CupNada
tell all your friends
>>66498296
>friends
>>66498289
where have you been
>>66498226
>Even American divegrass has a better general
that stings
>>66498331
New zealand.
>>66498331
>e] [Auto] 1 new post
prob 'tending to the 'barb
>>66498353
did you visit your mistress?
>>66498381
No i did not go to grease to visit your mum
>>66497890
I was just going by the other dmen. None of them are good defensive dmen, so I just figured Shultz and Medvedev must be. Maybe Gudas is elite then, but then again, it is the Flyers, so who cares!
>>66498226
/hoc/ is undeniably the best general desu. feel free to go back to /nba/ or >>>reddit
>>66498411
notice I replied to your "New Zealand" post
>grease still getting rekt on a daily basis
>>66498013
I agree with you. Preds are flyiing under the radar right now but have all the tools to be a strong contender in these playoffs.
>solid D
>depth down the middle
>big strong forwards
>capable goalie
>decent amount of speed
>plenty of experienced players
They could easily get past a team like Dallas or the Sharks (who couldn't?), and would provide strong competition for St. Louis and Chicago. Kings and Ducks would be their toughest hurdle, but not impossible.
The Penguins making it out of the East is more than possible, it's a probably outcome at this point. But the East is such a crapshoot, who the fuck knows who'll come out of that meme fest. Flyers or Islanders may be in the finals.
>>66498353
Good post
>>66498226
It's pronounced Ka-na-ta. Means the "village". >We wuz Indians an sheeeit
>Flyers beat Caps in meme-out
"WE'RE THE BEST LOLOLOL"
>Flyers haven't beaten the Caps in regulation once this season
>Regular season series is 2-2
>Acting like you've won the Cup when you barely squeaked by, while fighting for your life, a team that's just experimenting with their lines
>Giroux elbowed Backstrom in the face, but he's above reprimand
Otherwise, nice win, Flyers. You got to play with your bully-style last night, but in the playoffs that isn't going to work. First round exit incoming.
>>66498411
K I W I
I
W
I
>>66498506
>Too butthurt to realize the Flyers' Stanley Cup was eliminating Canada
>>66498506
>losing to the Flyers in a shootout
>ever
Should be embarrassed desu
>>66495689
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>>66498506
>got to play with your bully-style last night, but in the playoffs that isn't going to work
Uh, is this your first year watching hockey? Playoffs are all about the bullies. Refs always let more go in the playoffs. They are starting to let more go now to condition teams so they are ready for playoffs. Thats why they didn't call Giroux for love tapping Backstrom. Little pussy Europeans don't do so well come playoffs, why do you think the Sedin sisters could never win a cup for Vancouver?
>>66498506
giroux is a good boy
>>66497175
PATRIK KANE WINS ART ROSS
NO CANADIAN TEAM IN THE PLAYOFFS.
HOLY SHIT DOES CANADA EVEN EXIST?
On a scale of 1 to Canadian-team-in-the-NHL, how fucked is Duncan Keith?
how can we save them from the frogs?
>>66498506
>capitals is gud boiz
>they dindu nuffin rong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTwPZMdFiJI
i-it's not like i WANTED to make the playoffs or anything... b-baka
>>66498584
Bishop should win the Vezina too.
If Tyler Johnson shows up this year like he did last playoffs, he could win the Conn Smythe.
Just bring all the hardware to the states already, this shit is decided
>>66498602
The butthurt and excuses from the Detroit trash is going to be glorious when they miss the playoffs in a couple days.
>but but but muh playoff streak
>#notalldrinkingwater
I hope Jordan Staal puts Eric in a headlock and noogies his skull into dust Jordan is the true alpha Eric is the beta brother. Jordan is going to beat him to death
>>66498585
I know this isn't how the NHL hands out suspensions, but I think missing the rest of the regular season, the whole first round and the whole second round or the first 5 games of next season if they don't make it past the first round would be a reasonable punishment
>>66497338
>corsi
Just no.
>>66498635
jordan get off the computer you have a game in like half an hour
>>66498411
Grease btfo by BSK
>>66498591
Give them Matthews. The fallout would be amazing
>>66498635
>>66498635
i wonder who could be behind this post
>>66498611
Kucherov conn smythe imo
>>66498628
the bruins are definitely losing their next two, sorry. st. louis and chicago and they couldn't even beat nj. i believe the wings streak will continue as a result of the bruins once again collapsing late season and krejci and spooner both being banged up. plus detroit's the better team anyways
>>66498653
I wonder if any NHL players browse or post on /hoc/
>>66498611
>speculating trophies to make yourselves feel relelvant
dont do this
>>66498689
I am okay with this
>>66498713
Probably Kessel
>>66498713
Barkov
It's spring time. Do you like your favorite team's shorts design?
>>66498718
>giving a shit about exhibition hockey
You guys are almost as bad as the Minnesota pedos that follow high school hockey. Disgusting
>>66498746
canada vs usa was the most watched hockey game in american history
>w-w-we don't care
>>66498713
We'll know as soon as we see a goalie mask decked out with memes
>Finnish goalie with Spurdos and >Finnish goaltending all over his mask
>>66498641
Someone could kill someone on the ice and they wouldn't suspend them more than a week.
>>66498775
When was this game I did not watch it
Only things that matter are actual matches senpai
>>66498786
Hey, Stevens tried!
>>66498790
>w-w-we dont care
>>66498786
I don't believe Keith will get the punishment I suggested, just saying that is what I think would be reasonable. He will get 8-12 games.
>>66498784
Anyone have the collection of spurdo Finnish goalers saying hi
>pekka
>tuuka
>>66498775
>bragging about getting the casual american tv public
I'm honestly worried about what autistic canadians like you are going to do while the rest of us get a couple more months of hockey.
>>66498802
I honestly dont because who cares about exhibitions? I'm literally way more upset that we somehow didnt qualify for the Olympics in footy
>>66498802
>I-I-I care a-about p-preseason matches t-too!
>>66498802
>redirecting because his entire COUNTRY can't even make the playoffs of their own fucking sport
truly pathetic
>>66498814
>try to claim you don't care
>get blown the fuck out
>a-a-autistic
my sides
>>66498815
>>66498827
>>66498828
>w-we don't care
never gets old.
can we please stop these stupid memes? i like canadians
>>66498847
>wants to get cuckolded by an american so much he takes the time to save pictures form the internet and rename them
All you had to do was ask
>>66498868
>w-we don't care
>c-cuck
>>66498849
Turn off the proxy Justin, we know it's you
why do canadian teams suck?
>>66498847
>i-i d-dont care that my t-team isnt in the p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-playoffs
test
>>66498905
>w-we don't care about hockey
predators at penguins
>>66498921
>>66498921
>>66498921
>>66498919
>I-I-I l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-love g-g-g-gg-g-g-g-g-g-g-golf
>>66498932
are you deluding yourself into thinking you're part of the team?
>>66498946
I dont see how you could possibly construe that from my witty retort
>>66498932
>>66498946
do you guys ever do anything else?
>>66498896
>Taxes
>Winter
>No cups since 93
>Canadian dollar sucks
How do you attract players?
>>66498960
you're implying that I am golfing now. as I am not part of an nhl team I am not. are you playing hockey?
Do I have to explain your own posts to you, caitlyn?
>>66498962
I rarely post on spee but I dont have anything else to do rn
>>66498972
I was implying that you enjoy golf, not that you play it. Of course so much weed has destroyed the reading comprehension section of your brain and youve become a total mongoloid.
>A FUCKING LEAF
>>66499033
>I was implying that you enjoy golf, not that you play it.
how would I know I enjoy it if I didnt play it, caitlyn? Are you retarded or something?
They really didn't think this sign through did they.
>>66498932
I love golfing
>>66499078
Shocking revelation you can watch golf on tv just like you watch hockey you dumb shit ipso facto you can enjoy the sport without ever even playing it
There's no difference between the Predators and a shit team from the East. That's nice.
>>66499091
Same, cant wait to start again this year when it's warm out
>>66499097
wouldn't you enjoy watching it on tv then? It seems you're confused again, cait. I know it is surprising to an amerifat, but there is a difference between watching and doing.
>tfw Rick Jeanneret will die before the Sabres win Stan Leeb Owl
>>66499118
And i literally never said anything about doing you dumb stupid idiot
>>66499126
You said I enjoy golf, not I enjoy watching golf. That estrogen is ruining your brain.
wow americans are all very stupid haha
PANTHERS DEVILS THREAD
>>66499157
PANTHERS DEVILS THREAD
>>66499157
PANTHERS DEVILS THREAD
>>66499157
PANTHERS DEVILS THREAD
>>66499157
>>66499161
lol!
>rags getting out played by carolina
>>66499215
everyone gets outplayed by carolina
they just can't score and their goaltending sucks
>>66499215
>rags
It's disappointing really, Rangers probably gonna get BTFO in the first round
>>66499221
it's all about lundshit, everyone outplays rags
so they're getting double outplayed
>>66499226
I wish the rags were playing better so their fans would be all delusional again
>>66499235
eh, knowing the rags they'll pull it together in the playoffs to get killed in the ECF or SCF, like the past 2 seasons
>>66499289
>eh
you need to go back
>>66499215
>>66499226
Don't worry the refs will make sure the >rags win
>>66499107
>not living in the state of constant golf weather
>>66499295
canadians only say eh at the end of the sentence, eh
>>66499316
>>66499316
>>66499316
habs botls
can we trade Bob now?
anybody even want him?
>>66499313
theres this numale thing where they start sentences with eh or meh since theyre being sexist if they appear to be talking confidently so this add this little fag thing to the front of their sentences. they'll say ehh, blah blah blah just so its not like they have a strong opinion in case it hurts someone's feelings
they say it like ehh not ayy like canadians btw
did hamonic died?
https://twitter.com/ConIsles/status/715681232336654337
>5 mins played
>Barkov already with dangerous scoring chance and draw 2 penalites
>>66499400
no one knows with these knee injuries
he could be literally fine next game or his career is over
>>66499400
pretty innocent looking. but you never know with knees
>>66499358
I've been say eh for years before the numale thing happened
Tell me about KIKEL? Why can't he score?
>>66499349
give him to the Laffs, they could use a better goalie
>>66499418
well this can be your heads up to not look gay in the future
>>66499358
I dont even know what a numale is. I think you spend too much time on the internet my friend.
>>66499400
His value just went down to a slightly used Yakupov
>>66499432
i swear to god Eichel's goal scoring touch has been a big disappointment for me this season. Mcbust would have scored atleast 20 goals more than him.
>>66499466
its basically a male feminist
>>66499467
rather have a barrel of albertan oil
>>66499432
Goalies are nazis. Shutouts are another shoah
did canada really not have any teams in the playoffs? but they have like 10 teams
>>66499482
That can be arranged
>>66499485
7.
>yfw the same number of american and canadian teams missed the playoffs
>it's a random devils player i have never heard scores a goal episode
who are they and where did they come from?
>4 games in the first intermission
>no goals scored
Make deflecting shots with your stick a penalty
>>66499495
this :D literally couldn't name more than a handful on devils :D
>Laffs getting manhandled by Sablels
Artillery
BILL ALERT
TWO (2) GOALS ALREADY
>>66499586
He's a big goy
Tear your ACL anytime now Rinne.
>Cum Wad
Can this team do anything right FUCK
Let's get it started (ha),
Let's get it started in here.
Rick Nash will be a PPG player in the playoffs and bring the cup back too New York
>offseason /hoc/ tried to convince me that john tavares is elite
lel
>>66499665
I tried to post this accompanying image, but I accidentally the whole thing
BIG THICK DICK RICK
>>66499666
and they say germans are bad at humor
>laffs
NOW THIS IS HOW YOU TANK FAGGOTS
>>66499666
>rags
Face it man, Nash is washed up. A goal against the Hurricane doesn't change that. I'd love to see the Rangers win but it just ain't happening
>>66499667
elite players should get more than 2 goals in a game
>>66499666
>being this delusional about one goal on CAM WARD
>>66499715
refer to the chart
dick rash is shit, connor mcdavid would embarrass him 1v1
>the Pittsburgh penguins aren't Stanley Cup contenders
>josh gorges breakaway
>LAFFS
When is Keith's penalty coming? I'm ready to shitpost.
>>66499778
No one said they weren't.
San Jose-Florida SCF
I'm looking forward to it guys
>>66499791
>27-10 shots in favor of buffalel
>>66499803
they play tomorrow night so before then. 9am press release most likely
>Letting Brooks Laich score on you
We got this wildcard spot locked
>>66499822
Homosexuality is a sin delete this
>sparkledogs
>>66499822
which one are you?
>>66499847
does it matter?it's win-win
>>66499847
The blonde one, because I like brunettes
>>66499847
He's the shadow at the end of the hall
>>66499878
shadow is too skelly for our fat pedophile cancer
Has any player from the current roster of the Devils made it to the playoffs with the Devils before?
>>66499903
google.com
Pens announcers are the saltiest homers
>>66499903
elias?
>>66499912
listen to their reaction to the Islels-Pongs brawl from a few years back. Shit's sad
>>66499909
don't even bother to reply
and get a life
>>66499916
true
but Elias is pretty much done
>>66499912
did you just notice now?
Steigerwald is the worst announcer in the league
So for sunbelt teams do they have an intermission segment where they have an old player/assistant give tips for "all those young players out there" or do they just not bother?
>>66499935
>and get a life
you have awoken me you greasy little cunt
>>66499973
roll over, closeyour eyes and think comfy thoughts
If GET Finland wins the next Hockey World Cup
Hi where are all the Bills
>>66500000
tagged and bagged m8
>>66500000
SHIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
>>66500000
Thank you based leafless Canada
>>66500000
good get
>>66500000
Peru just fucked shit up
Finland deserves it
>>66500000
do all those zeros represent how many gold medals finland has?
>rags blowing the fuck out of the canes
ebin :---DDDD
>>66500050
they represent the amount of canadian teams in playoffs :^))
>>66500000
>implying a fucking post # has anything to do with anything
>>66500068
Oh fuck
#RIP
>>66500042
you should inspect this image closer because it's accurate
>>66500068
Jags dubs confirm
>>66500050
What would make Canada more salty, losing to finlan or USA in the gold medal game?
>inb4 it'll never happen
Answer the damn question
>>66500050
REKT
>binland
>>66500085
reminding you you're n the sinking boat
>>66500095
binland
>>66500095
There's more American shitposters
This is just said, he received a standing ovation from his former team from a bunch of >rags fans and penguins fans(???)
>>66500000
checked
>>66500130
sad*
>>66500130
I mean it would be more sad if the building were just empty like it usually is
>>66500130
>sunbelt "fans"
disgusting
>>66500105
it's true
why would that make me mad?
you just aknowledged it's a class problem not a nationality problem.
>>66500000
>peruvian scripter at it again
>>66500189
pay debnts you neet faggot. its your greasy hairy ugly problem created by stupid hairy ugly lazy people like you
>>66500221
stop it, you make me feel guilty in front of so many other americans and other civilised nations
>laffs
>islels
>perds
>rags
>bloots
>debbies
>bantlels
>fl8mes
>>66500248
>no rule 34 porn of this
someone needs to make it happen
>>66500221
Why can't America pay its debts? Or any other first world country for that matter?
>>66500303
>tfw finland is still the only country to have paid denbts for ww2
Why does everyone bully Greece? You're all faggots and Greece is way better.
1. New York
2. Michigan
3. California
4. Massachusetts
5. Wisconsin
6. Minnesota
When NHL success and homegrown talent are taken into effect
>>66500303
there is no such thing as debts for major countries...money goes out, money comes in; and the circle continues
>Predators
>Rangers now
>Islanders probably soon
This season went to hell so quickly.
>sandwichfags think they have a hope in the ploffs
wew
>>66500413
>>66500413
I get chubs is a fuckwit but putting sconie over Minnesota?
Also California cheats having 3 teams and zero talent
hello /hoc/
It's been 50 years since the Leafs won a cup ahahahahahahahaha
colelbus should just get dissolved ťbh
BARKOV
A
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O
V
SUCK IT DEVILS
>rags
So there is actually a rule in NHL that makes it possible to give penalty for home team if there is stuff thrown on the ice? That can be abused by visiting fans desu
>rags
Brand new bill
oh what's this, smells pretty nice here I wonder if the rags lost I guess they did
and away go bandwagoners
Charlie Coyle's face is so jacked up looking right now. What was Keith thinking?
forgot
>RAGS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>rags
if your gm is smart trade for yak right now. Schultz is a +7 as a penguin
>>66500761
It could be but it's mostly to prevent large amounts of debris. Individuals can be sorted out by arena security but 20k people chucking stuff can't be.
BARKOV IS FUCKING BASED HE JUST SINGLE HANDILY MADE FUN OF DEVILS PP
>Leafs lose
>Closer to Austistic Mattchoos
WOO
>>66500805
Keith is the king of massive retaliation. Fuck with him and he fucks with you
>another game, another Nylander 0+0
ayyy lmao
>>66500861
What if I fux with his wife?
>>66500684
Actually it's been 49 faggot.
huberdeau actually sucks monster dicks
>>66500901
well barkov has pretty big,
>rags
Just laugh my whole ass off family.
>>66500890
He hooks you up with the perfect gf. As your life unfolds you forget about him. You have a daughter and you cherish her as you grow up. Then, on the day she becomes legal age you come home to find her bent over the kitchen table and Keith pounding her ass.
pens postgame is live if anyone cares
https://www.nhl.com/penguins/video/live-penguins-postgame/t-277437428/c-42169303
>>66500951
wonder what he was thinking
>>66500970
thx senpai
>>66500970
why would anybody care? what is this a pongs subreddit
>>66500951
>average rangers fan
if only
>>66501007
"/hoc/ discussion on /hoc/? not on my watch"
>Condon's GAA is almost 4
>Tampa can't score 1
Fucking kill me.
Haula>Bustkov
A few years of MN schooling will do that. Look at Crosby
>>66501019
yeah, give updates on when crosby takes a shit too, that's worthy of discussion too
>>66500950
>Doesn't even give me a talented hokkei grandson
Savage
>>66501043
wouldn't it be more constructive for you to tell the /int/ posting faggots to shut up instead? I like you slovak but you get really upset at the pongs and the >rags sometimes
>>66501037
finnish players are based. yeah we know.
>>66501057
who's int posting
>>66501057
do you see anyone else posting fucking post games here? do you think anybody cares?
more weirded out than mad, you should really just take it to a pongs subreddit
>blots
>>66501057
slovakia is just obsessive
J A G R
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>>66501026
>Condon's GAA is almost 4
It's 2.72 dickhead and he's a somewhat good goaler playing for a bad team.
>getting shutout by mike condon
Please explain how that team will even win 4 playoff games
>>66501094
>do you see anyone else posting with a fucking slovakia flag here? do you think anybody cares?
>more weirded out than mad, you should really just take it to a slovakia subreddit
STOP TALKING ABOUT HOCKEY REEE STOP POSTING HOCKEY THINGS REEEEE
Is afternoon /hoc/ posting the worst? There are more posts then between neet autists int posting than there are during actual games/post game. I feel the only hockey discussion happens in the evening. For once I wish the janys would come down with an iron fist
>Condon
BASED
so why do >we keep beating tampon gay this season when it doesn't matter
fuck this
>>66501164
just report them. its only like 2 canadians and 2 americans doing it all
>>66501162
jesus christ, well I promise I'll make sure to ignore you next time
>>66501059
Well I have no choice but to believe in Finns but why do you guys hype up bustkov when Haula55(+1) is on a ten(10) game point streak
>>66501180
just because I posted something that other people don't doesn't make it bad slovak, I've posted the presser before and I think theyre good to listen to so I post them.
more than half the games don't even get gamethreads so if you want me to only do what everyone else does then this thread would be filled with nothing but 500 posts saying >rags. sure it wouldn't be terrible but I prefer this way.
lookin forward to a pongs isles series they've been very fun games the past 5 years
>tfw top of the Atlantic again
Thanks habs
nobody actually expects the cats to win the cup, right?
>>66501214
We're coming for you saturday night.
>>66501215
no they are a meme along the lines of avs, flames, leafs of years past
>>66501168
because they're like other teams that made it into the playoffs, trying to avoid injuries before the playoffs and playing softer. I'm just telling myself that as a craps fan
>>66501193
barkov just played one heck of a game. even the commentators were raving how much he dominated even if he didn't have a point(yet) then,
>throw inaminate rubber objects on the ice
>your team gets a PP if it's a road game
100% that rule will be tweaked
>>66501242
>even the biggest homers in the league were raving about a home team player
this is a surprise?
>>66501245
its only if its obvious pekka. its not like the laffs went on the pk every time someone threw a jersey on the ice
>>66501207
I think it's useless content for anybody who isn't a pongs fan
imagine if everybody posted them, what would it be good for? do what you want
>>66501245
Yes because 2 people throwing shit on the ice is the same has 1000. Damn inf Funland don't be so autistic with the rules.
mexico are you here? figure skating world championship is on /tv/ and I recognize the canadian chick from the olympics, is yulia there?
>>66501261
>tell your friends about this
>they agree to throw objects too
>FREE PP?
Maybe this is what the league needs to increase scoring
>>66501215
I want them to, it would be memetastic. Imagine a Stanley Cup parade in Ft. Lauderdale.
>>66501270
Well someone thanked me tonight and another time before so its jot useless. Its not like we're only alotted so many hockey posts per day and you can look up at the beginnjng of the thread to see actual pointless posts. I still like you slovak dont hate me I could be some shitter that posts PENS ARE ELITE 5 times a day instead like half the other teams
>Travis Hamonic injured
This is a fucking holocaust.
>>66501298
pic related
>>66501323
nah, there would be a ton of Cubans looking for an excuse to drink.
>>66501245
>finnish posters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxU7eNnptA8
They don't hand it out willy nilly
>>66501245
NHL just buttblasted by Florida's memes.
>>66501320
I'm holding off the race war until I know how serious it is
>"""""""""""""""""state of hockey"""""""""""""""""
>unironically choking away a playoff spot
Pick two
>>66501298
I imagine it'd have more people than the parade in LA just by passing by the local mcdonald's.
>>66501283
No she is not, she didn't make the team
>>66501344
they didn't get a penalty for this, did they?
>fantasy hockey
>barely squeak into the playoffs
>fuck the #1 seed in the 1st round
>beat out the #4 seed
>currently fucking the #2 seed in the finals
get on my level
>>66501396
oh ;_;
>>66501412
Nope. Refs told them to stop, they mostly stopped. A extra things were thrown and there was still no penalty.
>>66501367
Colorado has to win first for that to happen desu
which game are we watching hoc?
>american """"""""""""""achievements"""""""""""""
OK guys I'm a bit jaded, see you in about 10 hours. Good night sleep tight don't let the bedbugs bite etc.
t. Binbro
>>66501427
She's been having problems with her jumps, so she is working on the smaller events trying to get it fix.
>>66501450
figure skating world championships. the music is so nice and the skating is so pretty
>>66501451
>country with most medals is unironically Finland
how? All our players are busts and we have to rely on >Finnish goaltending
>>66501451
there's only one flag appearing on every year...
>>66501450
stors. With Ovechkin and Kane going cold Benn might win something
>>66501446
Colorado will meme their way to a win tomorrow, bank on it
Wild will also lose to Detroit, guaranteed
>>66501461
you watching this? very few jumps
>>66501476
2002?
>>66501476
>what is 2002
>>66501483
Nah watching the Stars be elite on the ice m8 Probably watch it tomorrow
>>66501476
>Finns in charge of seeing things with their slanted eyes
Top Khan
>>66501508
france just fucking rekt it. 118.17
>>66501490
>>66501493
>>66501511
there's only one flag appearing 4 times..
>>66501521
>no gold
>>66501521
>0(zero) golds
>>66501521
>caring about medals other than gold
go prep the bull
>>66501521
My wifes son also prefers the look of bronze
canada sells all their gold anyways
>>66501547
does that help with winning gold? Probably so, I mean Canada has won 3 times out of 5
>burns
>defense
>>66501570
bronze is a won medal though :^) desu bronze>silver
>>66501547
>>66501570
>Fincucks
>>66501577
He's not there to provide much defense
>>66501586
>Mongrels actually believe this
Canucks vs Sharks game thread if anyone is interested in that shitfest
>>66501569
>>66501569
>>66501569
>>66501587
>replying to yourself
:^))
>>66501612
try again Mohammed :^)
>>66501604
You wanna be a loser or a winner in the end? God damned cucks
>>66501617
>what is mobile phone
Finland has finished their olympic tournament in a win as many times as canada ;^)
>50 word essay due tomorrow
>can't stop watching hockey
kill me senpai
>watching stars game
>commercial is in spanish
Explain this
>>66501517
Is that dance or pairs?
>>66501631
cómo estás?
>>66501622
2nd place is better than 3rd place you fucking cuck.
And no, I'm not as autistic as the average Fin. Can't accept that most Canadians think of Fins as mega cucks?
>>66501625
>not going undefeated
>>66501630
what's it about?
>>66501661
Karl Marx
>>66501631
I saw one on TSN like a week ago, so yeah
>>66501625
if you cant be the best winner, be the best loser.
> with Boston sucking, detroit might actually make the playoffs and not have to face the caps either
>>66501632
dance. I was confused about the jumps earlier I'm drunk. france gold, USA silver and bronze.
>>66501680
>>66501667
everyone make sure to report these pedophiles, this is a hockey thread. If we allow this degeneracy now they will think they are welcome.
>>66501692
well the youngest girl was like 20 so nice try?
https://youtu.be/GXKnBsNV30w
>>66501680
I though so, since I can't remember them having a good pair.
>>66501692
>Not being a fan of most winter related sports
How can you call your self Canadian?
>>66501716
austim
>>66501666
With the amount that students are taught about Marx, you'd think he was the greatest mind in social science humanity has ever seen. He had a bunch of failed ideas. Why is he so important?
>>66501722
I only saw the last 3 dances because I was watching the 7 oclock hockey games but they were all definitely worth the watch. france and the asian american siblings were very good
>>66501753
porky pls go
There are people on /hoc/ right now that don't believe the Stars will win the Stan Lee Cup
http://youtu.be/ebEu14GPlRc
>>66501827
fuck off mexcrement pedophile
>>66501841
>4 mexican teams are in the playoffs
>0 canadians teams are
>>66501903
4 ?
>>66501932
California teams + Dallas
>>66501932
Anaheim, LA, SJ, Dallas
>>66496500
>rags
>actually calling delay of game on rats
lmao fuck the refs
>>66501903
stinky
smelly
beaner
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STOP
WINNING
GAMES
FUCK
YOU
SHARKS
BEST TEAM IN HOCKEY
>>66501193
is one of those points the goal he scored on his own team to lose the game?
>>66502027
The dark side of the shork is a pathway to many standings results some consider to be unnatural.
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>yfw Benn wins the Rocket Richard and Art Ross
>>66502145
Are the Dallas Stars, dare I say it, elite?
>>66502145
can he do it? hes 7 points behind at 4 games left.
I believe in based Benn
Im a trump man but theres a kasich rally a few minutes from me tomorrow morning and I'm going to go, my dads actually met him before cuz of donations and shit. Anyone been to a rally before?
>>66502145
>americucks will continue to have zero Art Ross winners
>>66502190
I'd rather a Canadian win than a balding manlet
Though I'll still meme if Kane wins too so I guess it doesn't matter
>>66502177
Yes, many years ago
Does hossa have cancer or something whats up with that nigga
>>66502199
It's pretty win-win
>meme about SJWs being btfo by Kane
>meme about America being btfo by Benn
>>66502210
I read the major Blackhawks have played the equivalent of an extra season since 2009 because of all the playoff games.
>>66502210
old people get sick a lot m8
>>66502210
he's old
>>66502220
>have played the equivalent of an extra season
yeah that shit pops up all the time. it happens to every that always makes the playoffs like the rags, pongs, wongs, hawks, kongs, broons, blots. its just what happens in every sport everywhere and nobody ever cares. they still get months off theyre fine
>>66502261
My leg hurts
>>66502261
bullshit
I ran a marathon six years ago and I am still tired from it
>>66502261
>comparing one and done teams like the dead things to perennial western conference finalists like the hawks
>comparing leastern conference hockey to western conference hockey
>comparing teams that have missed the playoffs in that span to teams that haven't
Seabrook has played 112 playoff games over this span and 62 in the last 3 years.
>>66502199
>Only 5' 10"
MANLET
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I wonder if Patrick Kane has to use a stool when he roofies drinks
>>66502261
>blots
make the playoffs twice in a row now qualifies for
>always makes it
>>66502291
>one and done
lol I didnt mention the caps and and other shit teams for that reason
>>66502327
50% of the team changes over the course of 3 years. are you arguing with me just to be a faggot or do you actually think the blackhawks suck because they make the playoffs too often?
So it is pretty much McMeme and Ghostbear for Calder? I don't see anyone talking about Panarin at all anymore
I dont watch much hockey but the pathers are fucking stupid.
>give out rats to celebrate them being thrown on ice
>fans throw rats on ice giving penalties
also what is a delay of game penalty? someone in the box?
Also the nhl should let fans throw shit on the ice when its a goal
>>66502396
fuck off tripnigger
new thread
>>66502404
>>66502404
>>66502404
>>66502296
Sorry to break it too you Caitlyn but 5'10" is short.
>>66502445
you are very bad at comprehending english. nobody likes you frogs
Requesting blackhawks pepe
>>66499838
i wonder how many faggots in yotes jerseys we're gonna see now.
