ARI:Oliver Ekman-Larsson (illness) is out on Thu
TB:Nikita Kucherov will play vs. MTL on Thursday
TB:Ryan Callahan will play on Thursday
COL:Matt Duchene (knee) likely to return Friday
CHI:Brent Seabrook is good to play Friday night
CHI:Marian Hossa (illness) won't play on Friday
OTT:Mark Stone will miss Ottawa's next two games
NJ:Devils to start Keith Kinkaid Thursday night
BUF:Evander Kane will miss the rest of 2015-16
ANA:Ryan Kesler picks up 4 points in 8-3 win
PHI:G Steve Mason records a gem in Flyers' SO win
VAN:NHL issues Jake Virtanen two-game suspension
Is this how it was destined to be?
>rags
DUNKAN KEEF A GOOD BOI
HE DINDU NUTTIN
>>66502429
yes
Third for memes
>>66502356
The original question was about Hossa specifically.
>>66502385
Hopefully Panarin's cold streak keeps that 30 year old faggot from winning it.
>>66502396
>I dont watch much hockey but the pathers are fucking stupid.
Most people agree about that "tradition"
>also what is a delay of game penalty? someone in the box?
Yes. Punch someone in the face with your glove, trip a player in the offensive zone, have your fans throw shit on the ice. Same punishment.
>Also the nhl should let fans throw shit on the ice when its a goal
They did it in 1996 and it was a clusterfuck. Anything other than hat tricks is unnecessary. Save that shit for the end of the game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnHpaVW53SM
>yfw the Stars win the Stanley Cup
>>66502439
>mad at the Cats
it was just a Devils game, not like delaying it matters
>tfw next year is ours
>>66502429
I just hope it's not Toronto. Don't need their media to be emboldened.
can he carry the caps past the first round?
>>66502440
>my fricking face when
>>66502439
>The original question was about Hossa specifically.
not my problem it wasnt me.
since 2009 A WHOLE EXTRA SEASON!?!?!?!?!!? thats one and a half playoff series each year retard
>>66502450
One could argue that all Devils games are delay of game
>>66502451
Oh here he goes again. Look at you Canada, posting on /hoc/ thinking you just said some smart shit.
Out of all countries that post here Canadians are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear flannel shirts and slurp syrup?
If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars.
Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country.
Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that.
But Canada, what are they fucking known for? Being "nice", i guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking nice? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be nice. It's easy to be nice. You just don't have to say anything bad.
So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Canada is all about? A leaf. A FUCKING LEAF. You decided that you like to slurp your shitty syrup so damn much that you might as well put the fucking leaf that it's made of on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I.
huomenta
>>66502479
fuck off mongrel
>another night
>another night
literally no one can stop us.
we have two of the best goalies Finland has ever produced. Jamie Benn is the best player in the league and we are going to meme our way to the the Stanley Cup.
get fucked CanaKEKS
>>66502484
Shut your mouth kid
>>66502475
I can agree with this
>>66502469
It cuts twice. You have more games (and more intense games) to get more injuries and you have less time to heal before beginning your training. For an old man like Hossa it adds up.
>stars
>making the playoffs
what's good now /hoc/?
bunch of straight up bustas
>>66502494
don't you have a bull to prep?
>>66502501
>stars
>out of the first round
>>66502484
wahwawawawhawhaahwahwhwahwahwwhahwawhawah
>>66502479
sup homie
>>66502487
You aren't even a stars fan. Work on your bait skills family
reminder
>>66502514
>this flag
>this topic
opinion discarded
>>66502439
No I was around for that 1996 run. First and Only time I watched hockey. I still have the original plastic rats.
I just dont watch much hockey to know the ins and outs of penalties
>>66502404
B - I - L - L
I
L
L
>>66502499
yeah and more than half of the teams make the playoffs each year. if youre not a fan a of a canadian team you expect to make the playoffs fairly often and once you git gud a 6 year stretch of one fucking playoff round each year isn't a big deal.
I didnt start this argument with you and I don't give a shit one way or another but over history this doesnt matter. the penguins go to the finals one year and lose and go to the finals the next year and win. they played all them games and had all those veterans but they won.
idk man root for your team to tank or some shit thats the oilers mindset I guess
>>66502459
If it's Caps/Flyers, he can honestly just sit it out without even worrying. 2nd round exit though.
>>66502508
kek avs and wild ain't shit m8
Käytän ylilautaa joka päivä 8-15 tuntia
>>66502459
yeah but he's still gonna be cupless
>>66502477
>hating Canada
>over a leaf on a flag
Oh boy. Have a brew and some pancakes with some fresh syrup eh? It'll calm ya down.
>>66502542
>yeah and more than half of the teams make the playoffs each year.
And half of those teams play 4-7 games before taking the rest of the summer off.
>I didnt start this argument with you and I don't give a shit one way or another but over history this doesnt matter. the penguins go to the finals one year and lose and go to the finals the next year and win. they played all them games and had all those veterans but they won.
Wow, two years in a row. Surely that is the same as what the Blackhawks have done.
The core Blackhawks have a lot of extra miles compared to their peers. That's a fact. Not all injuries heal to 100%. Some of them can only heal to pretty good. More games means more chances of aggravating them. It's also reasonable to expect a team that has clinched to allow a key player to have some maintenance time. Just accept that extra games add up.
/heem/ here
These threads are pathetic. The shitposting, the memes, the banter, all are shit compared to this board's shining light (/heem/).
Have you ever spent an afternoon in the sensory deprivation tank?
Do you EVEN kettlebell?
You don't deserve promo code rogan.
Face it. We are just intellectually and physically superior.
Get in my guard bro.
Don't be scared homie.
>>66502615
>And half of those teams play 4-7 games before taking the rest of the summer off.
wow and it only takes 10 extra games over the course of 7 seasons to play a whole extra season. good argument those 3 extra games are huuuuuuuuuuuuge theyre beautiful theyre great
go away phone poster
>>66502546
>implying i would support the avs or wild with a gun to my head
Canadafag here.
Anyone else hopping on the Stars bandwagon? Great team, great fans, and a great history to match. They put my team (Leafs) to shame.
>the kongs have only scored 2 (two) goals on Calgary
>>66502633
u rite
laffs fukking garbo
>>66502628
Hossa has 139 playoff games in that span. Stop focusing on the "extra season" phrase autist.
>>66502667
go. away. phone. poster.
>>66502689
>I have no real argument so I'll insult the method you use to provide yours
Just sad Caitlyn.
>>66502689
>phone
>>66502703
jesus fucking christ you have been here all fucking day posting from your iphone. I hated you in the morning and then I went and enjoyed my day. you were an incredible faggot as i read the the thread later and holy shit you are still here being a fat faggot
Watching the womens WC Finland-Canada right now
>>66502713
You're not even replying to the same person anymore lel
>>66502715
FUCK OFF FINNLACAITLYN
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66502727
Eat shit
1.Pittsburgh
2.Rangers
3.Washington
4.Tampa bay
5.Carolina
6.Boston
7. Toronto
8. Buffalo
1.Detroit
2.Nashville
3.Chicago
4.Vancouver
5.Calgary
6.Sanjose
7.Anahiem
8.Kings
Thoughts?
>>66502791
DUDE FINLAND LMAO
>>66502791
i like you funland, you can stay
How did no other NHL team snag up Mike Sullivan for a coaching position? The Pens under him, as opposed to previous HC Mike Johnston, is like night and day.
>>66502844
Relatively unproven. NHL GMs are very risk averse because risks get them fired
>>66502725
>it's six months later
>the americaitlyns still haven't caught on that there is more than one of us
WEW LAD
god I hate Canadians so fucking much
>>66502857
nearly 25% of current nhl had coaches were wilkes barre head coaches in the past. are all nhl GMs too retarded to realize wilkes barre was killing it this year and that their coaches are fucking good?
how the FUCK
do you lose to the CANUCKS
faggot SHARKS
>shorks
Why hasn't this team been disbanded yet?
>>66502903
>nearly 25% of current nhl had coaches were wilkes barre head coaches in the past
neat
> are all nhl GMs too retarded to realize wilkes barre was killing it this year and that their coaches are fucking good?
Again, risk averse. NHL GMs would rather choose a deliberately inferior option if it is less controversial.
>>66502920
Hey, Kippy. Want to make out?
>mfw chinkouver wins out the rest of the reg. season
They said it was the riskiest decision a hockey player ever made. To win a cup, though, you have to put it all on the line. I decided to purposely not score in the first two series just to throw off the teams in the finals. I had been a star name but, after purposely not scoring goals, people forgot about me. It was understandable- with superstars like Brad Richards and Brian Boyle, the Rangers were obviously talented enough to overcome teams from the butthole known as Pennsylvania.
I unleashed my fury against the Montreal Canadiens, scoring 4 goals in a four game sweep. I then put the team on my back in the finals, scoring 3 power play goals in the first game. Sadly, the excitement of a power play hat trick killed legendary announcer, Sam Rosen, who screamed until his heart exploded inside his chest. We ended up beating Anaheim in 5 games.
It wouldn't have been possible... the goals, the Cup win, the bitches... if I hadn't become the Secret Weapon by not scoring in those first two series. That decision made my career.
-Rick Nash, reflecting on his career in 2048.
>>66502920
>being so mad at your team that you're rooting for them to lose to the Shorks
>shorks
>>66502857
He's not really unproven. He's had NHL coaching success in the past.
"Crosby is done"
>>66502644
Make that 3.
>>66502622
There's actually a lot of crossover fans of both sports, tbhsempai
>>66502925
>neat
yeah right now its like 6 or 7 its pretty crazy. wilkes barre kills it the first half of the year every year and then the pens get hurt as fuck and they kind of fall off but jarry and murray kill it for them in goal.
the pittsburgh pens have 46 points this year from ahl players so now that the players have finally come up the coaches train might come to a slow but damn its ridiculous how many coaches used to be there. I don't blame GMs at all because some of the coaches were actually poached out of the organization but its ridiculous the success bumfuck nowhere has had in great head coaches, its a fun story to watch
>>66502949
>170 games total
>1 winning season
>>66502644
>>66502966
>their team gave up 3 goals to the Flames
that or
>their team lost to the fucking Canucks
I'd consider death.
Yfw the state of hockey manages to get cucked by Avs?
>>66502976
Success as an assistant coach as well.
I'm not complaining. I'm glad no other GM pounced on him.
>>66502999
>canafurries
>>66502999
NEED TO BREED
It's been 50 years since the Leafs won a cup ahahahahahahahaha
>yfw the yotes win the cup (next year)
>>66503159
So it's already come to this...
AFTER FURTHER REVIEW
THE CALL ON THE ICE
>rags
How can ONE boy be so HOT right now?
STANDS
WE HAVE A GOOD GOAL
>tfw the Oilers haven't played a single game this entire week and their first game back is a worthless one against Calgary
>>66503270
>implying all Oilers games arn't worthless
>>66502941
OMFG HOW CAN THAT SUICIDE GUN WORK WITH THE TRIGGER BUILT LIKE THAT SAHSAEASARARRARAREEEEEEEEEEE
friendly reminder
>>66502434
upvote
>>66503969
>b-but Quebec City is going to get an expansion team!
>Edmonton isn't going to get shipped to Seattle
Canadians will defend this.
If it meant the death of Rogers I'd be OK with every Canadian team missing the playoffs for at least 5 years desu
last digit = how many games Dungoon Keith is suspended
>>66502487
>another night
>another dream
>but only memes
According to YLE Urheilu Carolina has a contract with Aho for next season
>>66504824
>Aho - Rask - Lindholm
New BFF line ;^)
>>66504868
delet
>>66504889
No can do :(
Scrivens
>>66502936
kek'd
/hoc/ ded
>>66506655
>Marguerite
Shit name tbqhwyf
>Jagr scored 30 points in 29 games in February and March
How can one 44 year old be so based
>>66506675
kys hector
>>66506684
>Ramirez
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
>>66506675
LOOK AT ME HECTOR
>>66506680
Jagr is obviously a reptilian cyborg bruh.
Literally the only thing that makes sense.
>>66506675
>>66506684
>Kings fans
>>66504136
Edmonton won't get moved to Seattle you casual.
>>66507006
bazinga!
>>66505155
Fuck CIS white males.
>>66507006
>>66507027
Why the fuck do we have names now?
>>66507091
why do you think?
>>66507094
Stop prevaricating and fucking tell me.
WE REDDIT NOW
>>66507131
>>66507091
Canadians confirmed >kongs bandwagoners for the ploffs
>>66507153
>Kelvin
nice name, Americuck
posting to get my NHL name. hope I get something that sounds like a goon's name.
Say my name
>>66507183
Mohammed
>>66507176
Jewish goons work in banks and the media
>>66507201
Didn't know Cohen was a kike name, I'm used to them having 'Berg' in their name.
Rolling for something /hoc/-worthy
>>66507153
I post 2 times this morning and I get Juana and Juanita. What the fuck man?
>>66507222
nice trips fàm
>>66507227
>Manning
>>66507227
>>66507222
Post tits
>>66507257
you first ;)
>>66507227
>>66507248
>mfw wrong sport
>>66507257
>Cathy
you first, bb. open tits bb
>>66507131
take a wild guess juanita
Fuck Finland
>>66507344
Fuck you Cory. What kind of name is Cory anyways?
>>66507379
Fuck off, Angel, you stuck up cunt, what did Funland ever do to you?
>>66507452
>Dwight
*smacks lips*
>>66507452
Trudeau is based tbqh
>>66507480
nah, he's a cuck fãm
Who wins the Hart trophy this year?
>inb4 rape babby because muh points
>>66507517
Ovechkin
>>66507517
Gostisbehere if Flyers make the playoffs.
Or Kuznetsov
>>66507541
It will most likely be between Kane Benn Crosby Thornton and Ovechkin. If Benn can somehow catch up to ovechkins total in goals I think he wins it.
>>66507564
I would love to see Jumbo Joe win desu
>>66507517
Carey Price before he died.
>>66507571
>shorks
i don't think so, lynette
>>66507379
I thought we were friends :(
Who wins in a Rangers/Pens series?
>>66507611
Rags ofc
>muh mexican dynasty
>>66507635
They have to siesta after every win. It still counts.
>>66507611
Pens ofc
>1993
>>66507564
>Benn carrying the Stars
He is on a line with Tyler Seguin and Patrick Sharp, that is why he has so many goals.
Crosby, Ovechkin, Kuznetsov, Gostisbehere, Gaudreau and maybe even Holtby, McDavid (for ppg), Tarasenko or Marchand
>>66507611
Pens because >Rags are done, their window is closed
>>66507632
>Khan
T O P F I N N
O
P
F
I
N
N
>>66507688
>Armenian Genocide
>>66507611
Pens ofc.
They have unleashed the beast that is Kessel by putting him with Hagelin.
>>66507632
>>66507680
>>66507763
is ofc a meme or something?
haven't been here in the past few months
>>66507635
>Rosa Ramos
Poetry
>>66507571
Wouldn't be the first time either. He's playing some real good hockey right now. I don't know if he wins though.
Why the FUCK did the faggot fucksharks lose to us?
>>66507774
everything's memes, get w/ the program, f a m
Rolling Dustin Brown name
>>66507794
*nods respectfully*
Whats my name
>>66507823
are you a grill?
My new name is the #1 pick in next years draft.
>>66507805
B O G A N
O
G
A
N
>>66507840
are you?
>>66507840
>Gwendolyn
>>66507858
yes :3
>>66507856
>Carlos Jones
Pretty close actually
>>66507856
I'm the #2 draft pick, bud.
>>66507907
#3 roll
>>66507917
>Fincaitlyn's
>>66507858
>Irwin
RIP Stevey
>>66507926
>wong
Typical Canadian.
>>66507917
What with all these fucking girl names people are getting?
>>66507917
>Caityln
MY SIDES
>>66507917
Puljuja^..rvi looks like Donald Duck desu
Is there a more useless subject than philosophy?
>tfw have a shitload of work to do but can't bring myself to it because philosophy is so fucking gay
Canadian playoffs lol
>some canadians here will die of old age before their team win a cup
>>66507937
Best hockey movie ever
>that americaitlyn who says Miracle
dubs and all Fins in this thread die
>>66508004
not slap shot
>>66508004
Happy Gilmore is the best hockey movie ever.
>>66508013
Dubs and the next time a canadian team wins a stanley is in 2030
>>66508013
dubs & molly gets rectal cancer
>>66508013
Dubs and one Canadian team gets to the play-offs.
>>66507991
>0 (zero) Olympic gold
>>66508027
If we were guaranteed one then, I'd be ok with this
>>66508042
>implying we care about memegold
Post cutie hockey grills
Who do I bandwagon these playoffs? I'm thinking Caps.
>all of these female names means we wont get any good hockey gets
>>66508106
Panthers
>>66508106
I'm going Nashville all the way. Fuck all you sheep who can't think for yourself.
dubs and finland is elite
>>66508106
Flyers because GOAT jerseys and top memes like ghost and gudas
>>66508106
>not wanting to watch all the playoffs
Want to get a head start on your summer memeing, huh?
>>66508106
kitties
>>66508129
cuck
>>66508147
Sorry, can't cheer for the Panthers. I want to be able to hold this over pro scout's head.
>>66508106
Depends what time zone you're in
Name a memier finals than Flyers/Sharks.
You can't.
>>66508181
Albertafag here. I'll be off most of April and May, so time of day isn't really an issue - I'm gonna try and go temporary playoff NEET without losing my mind.
I'll watch pretty much every game, but I need a team to root for.
What team should I support in the playoffs? dubs decide
Reroll if team has zero swedes
>>66508224
Kings
>>66508211
preds
>>66508106
Pens because they're my city's Sister City and the Steelers got knocked out of the playoffs by >Coventry.
Minnesota in the West just because.
>>66508208
Canadian team/Canadian team
Is team NA going to be /our/ team during the Gary Bowl? Team Canada is gonna BTFO everyone anyway, NA has some seriously good meme potential.
>>66508151
dubs and mcmeme suffers career ending memejury
>>66508208
Wild vs Panthers is way more memier.
>>66508252
reroll
>>66508243
Team NA is /hoc/'s team for sure.
>>66508224
Penguins
>>66508208
Sharks/Caps
ultimate chokeoff
>>66508263
>>66508252
I demand you stop rolling for this. Direct your efforts to this brave, transsexual Oilers fan who is battling leukemia.
rolling for Jesse Puljujarvi
>>66508224
Florida Panthers
I think these female names are a really nice addition, it reduces many problematic behavioral patterns caucasian males tend to have towards women's hockey and the blatant sexism /sp/ showcases. Most progressive way to make everyone know the pain of childbirth and the importance of women. #jesuisempoweredwoman
With the most genderneutral hugs,
Canada
>>66508306
autism
>>66508318
Shut up nigger
>>66508106
>not bandwagoning Panthers with Jagr, Jokinen, Luongo, Barkov, Ekblad Thornton and Willie Mitchell
It's like you don't even know how to bandwagon mate.
>>66508332
seek psychological help
>>66508343
fuck sunbelt teams tbqh
>>66508386
just bandwagon Minnesota m8
>>66508252
>>66508263
reroll
>>66508401
Nope flyers but minny isn't a bad choice
>>66508224
Panthers.
Bjugstad sounds like a Swedish name to me anyway.
>>66508318
>ebony
kek
>>66508280
Is that Justin Bieber?
>>66508453
Ekblad is too
>>66508374
Cant handle the banter?
Most problematic :^)
who am i?
>>66508280
Man beibs needs to lay off the hard drugs or he might not live past 30. He's looking quite haggard in this pic.
>>66508495
Goldie Alexander Barkov
>>66508487
>>66508252
>>66508263
>>66508406
pls work this time
Ghost Bear's Facebook is set to public
It's been 50 years since the Leafs won a cup ahahahahahahahaha
>>66508538
>Edmonton and Winnipeg top players no trade list
>>66508553
>Leafs top longest cup drought fifty years
>>66508611
>50 years without a cup
>players would still rather be a leaf than an oiler or jet
I LOVE GOOGLE+
OILERS WIN THE CUP NEXT YEAR
Why does my 4chan look weird
>people I ironically think that the Sharks won't shork things up
>>66508659
Use your phone vertically
>>66508670
STOP POSTING FROM YOUR PHONE JOSEPH
>>66508670
fucking joseph and his phone, man.
>finland
>>66508732
>>66508733
Post butts
>>66508746
no u
>>66508733
>finland
>>66508670
every time, joseph fucks it up again
>>66508767
>image.jpg
I FUCKING HATE YOU
>>66508224
Minnesota
>>66508788
Winner
>>66508804
Have fun!
>>66508788
>>66508804
Enjoy bandwagoning a team that will have 5 playoff games.
Nice april fools chinamoot
Why do people get triggered by phoneshitposting?
>>66508776
Why are you mad at phones family?
Yo what's up hawk
>>66502404
That anaheim win tough
Fucking April fools day, go back to normal 4chan this isn't fun. Looks like fucking google+ for fucks sake. Also post players deserving of the Stan Leeb Owl
go to this thread and try to get phil kessel >>66508674
>>66508953
for what? another armenian genocide?
>>66508886
>Erik Gill
Hello my Fennoswede brother
>>66508834
>nigger speak
>latoya
why am I not surprised?
>>66508986
damn, daniel
>>66508886
huutista hyvä apustajameemi
>>66509118
voisi alkaa väsäämään näitä enemmänkin, maailman helpoimpia tehdä :D
>>66508974
>killing Armenians
>genocide
Pick one
>>66508886
>erik gill
>erik karlsson and hal gill's unholy child
dubs and mcmeme's mcclavicle explodes
>>66508625
>Listing a team with no assets on an NTC
Waste of a spot
50 years lmfao
>>66504214
Y'all so salty all your confident in season wins mean shit when you don't make it out of the division in the playoffs.
>4ringKeith
>Finland
What the fuck is taking so long for this Keith suspension ruling? It happened 2 days ago make a fucking decision.
>>66509702
Kari :DDD
I think this a good joke.
but what if it isn't senpai
what if this the new 4chan
>>66509773
>Jerome
*smacks lips*
>>66509834
>Kristen
*unzips pants*
>>66509901
>Heidi
*inserts dick*
>perds
So much for my ideal scenario of blackcawks in the 2nd wild card vs the kongs
>>66509901
>Heidi
*preps bull*
>>66509713
the real tragedy is the fact that Chimera wasn't suspended
seriously, if you replace Chimera with Gudas and Gostisbehere with, i dunno, Ovechkin, that's probably a 3-4 game suspension instead of pic related
>>66509976
>Gayle
>Gay
>>66510036
What are you a pussy? He poked him in the stomach with his stick. It's solely a penalty and nothing more. If you think a suspension is in order over something like that you should probably start watching tennis.
>>66509932
>Dianne
Imma rape you
>>66510100
reported
>>66510085
spearing gets you suspended
>>66510085
This
Flyers got vengeance when Nick Cousins cucked their overrated asses in the shootout.
>>66510157
nope
chimera should have been given 5 minutes, but nobody's getting suspended without an injury, that's how this bush league works
>Double-minor Penalty - A double-minor penalty will be imposed on a player who attempts to butt- end an opponent.
>Major Penalty - A major penalty shall be imposed on a player who butt-ends an opponent.
>Match Penalty - A match penalty shall be imposed on a player who injures an opponent as a result of a butt-end.
>tampons got shutout by an AHL team
SAY MY NAME
>>66510370
>Wendell Ho
it checks out
>>66510370
Wendell
>>66510402
Nice mongol name
>>66510085
he's not even a flyers fan m8. probably a butthurt pongs fan.
>>66510116
Imma rape you Sally
>>66510436
>Luke Harvey
I bet you were raised on a farm
Will the preds win the stanley cup?
I think yes
>>66510568
lol no
>>66510540
Pretty close.
How are the red wings not leading their division when they have the best goalie since Hasek in their net?
don't ever talk to me or my son again
>>66510036
Gostisbehere should have got an embellishment penalty tbqh. Chimera hardly put any force into that poke and he dropped like he was shot with a gun. Number 1 reason why the Flyers won't make it past the first round: they're led on defense by a pussy.
Any good /hoc/ related names you've seen today?
>>66510568
I'm liking their team tbqh. Them and the Penguins are both built to do well in the playoffs. Ducks or Kings are going to make it hard for any other team to make it out of the west though.
>Tfw wongs
Its over bros isn't it?
Chimera literally nudged Ghost Bear in the hip (still a spearing call) and he dove like a motherfucker. Ten seconds before that, Ghost Bear slashed Chimera and he didn't even react.
>Flyers fans remember the time Chimmer literally 1-shotted Rinaldo with an uppercut
>>66510833
So a two minute embellishment alongside Chimeras 5 minute major? That's okay with me.
>>66510913
If fleury shows up this year the pens will at worst be in the ECF and at best in the cup finals. I don't know if they'd match up well against the west but it is Crosby after all.
>>66510929
dubs and flyers lose out
>>66510929
They could still pass the Bruins.
Bruins (88pts) last 5 games
>Blues
>Blackhawks
>Hurricanes
>Wings
>Senators
Wings (87pts) last 5 games
>Wild
>Leafs
>Flyers
>Bruins
>Rangers
Wings have a slightly easier schedule and can make up ground with a win against the Bruins. Still plenty of hope.
>>66510851
This post will be the only one /hoc/ gets
>>66511023
Chimera is based. I remember his days as an Oiler (back when the Oilers still built their team around hard working character players). He is a very underrated player in the league. GOAT bottom 6 player.
>>66511026
I still think a 5 minute major is too much for what chim did. No injury and it was no worse than a slash. But that little pussy meme should definitely have gotten an embellishment penalty. There was no need to fold like that.
>>66511026
Hmm, maybe embellishments should match whatever the other player gets? If he doesn't dive and make a show out of it, then Chimera gets a double minor at most considering >>66510335, as it would be more of an attempt to butt end. So maybe they both get 4min.
Ovechkin > Crosby
>>66511152
A double minor is only if they attempt but don't hit them. Regardless of the embellishment it made contact with him. Learn to read.
>>66511163
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voO31i4QyM0&ab_channel=HockeyWebCasterOfficial
>>66511192
Whoa, no need to be salty my slightly less educated America bro. If you could just take a second to breath, maybe you'd be able to think more clearly. If Ghostmeme doesn't fall down, then nobody even notices what Chimera did. Even if they do pick up on it and show replays, you'd be hard pressed to no for sure if he made contact with more than the jersey. It was such a soft love tap that nobody would think twice about it being a "spear" if Ghostmeme doesn't fall down.
>>66511163
No.
Literally all Ovechkin is good at is sitting on the wing during a powerplay and taking his iconic one-timers, and occasionally doing an awesome 1 on 1 move.
Crosby has it all.
>>66511311
Gostisbehere belongs in the women's league. I watched the replay like 10 times and he literally poked him in the left lower side of his stomach. This was after Gostisbehere slashed the fuck out of chimeras leg.
>>66510780
Puljus a big guy
I want to get bill kessel
>>66511106
I have his Caps jersey, even though I know he won't be around next season. He's my favorite current Caps player. Should I post?
>>66511608
rollin
>>66511325
If he's a one-trick pony then why hasn't anyone solved him?
billrolling
*smacks lips(
>>66511727
you wanna step in front of his slapshots?
>>66511745
>>66511701
Might as well Lola
>>66511311
It's a spear even if no one sees it or calls it. Just like Goestisbehre's slash. A downed tree has still fallen in the woods even if it isn't seen or heard.
>>66511830
>A downed tree has still fallen in the woods even if it isn't seen or heard.
what did he mean by this?
>>66511840
fuck it, my name is earl
>>66511882
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>>66511918
STEAL WALL
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>>66511311
By that same logic he wouldn't have fallen over if he didn't get butt ended so he shouldn't be called for embellishment. You really are stupid as fuck aren't you?
>Trading Wardo away
It's not fair :(
>>66511966
Sorry bros, I should've posted this one instead
>>66512086
>image.jpg
>loves blacks
Remember when detoilet shitters thought they had the next hasek? Good times
>>66512166
Such a Jagr baby
>>66512254
jagr is baby but barkov is even more hot. God damn.
Oh look, Ottawa is going to go on a massive winning streak now that they're eliminated. Who needs a good draft pick when you can a shitty player like Lazar in the middle of the first
Is there anything good in the future for the SNES?
>>66512292
huberdeau is even hotter, that kid is lit
>>66512316
frig off randy
Post your based jerseys
>>66512377
no. learn to post a picture.
>Bruce Garrioch @SunGarrioch
>"We're looking at winning the Stanley Cup ... not just making the playoffs," says Murray. #Sens
This team is fucking delusional
>>66512585
Well to be fair >we have a good team we are pretty close to contending
>>66510851
Yes, the post under yours --> >>66510913
>>66512316
He's 21 years old. Give him time to develop you fucking casual. Not everyone can be Connor mcdavid and come to the nhl at 18 and dominate.
>>66512618
You're kidding right? This is bait right? You don't even believe this right? Right?
RIGHT?
>>66512618
Not when the team is going to get rid of Hoffman because they somehow think Mr. 7.25 million is better
>>66512691
no. We're what, 4th in the league in goals scored?
All this without our 1C and Macarthur all year. If the defense can be fixed, which I think there is some hope of it with a new coach (remember, we had fucking borowiecki and Cowen back there for the first half of the year) we could be decent
Chabot and Colin White have a good chance of making the team next season too imo
Why has Pekka Rinne been so shit recently?
>>66512696
yeah this is retarded, he needs to be traded a.s.a.p. Unfortunately his deal is kinda untradeable unless we retain salary probs
>>66512770
He's old as fuck and fragile. Probably injured. They should sit him for the rest of the year desu
>>66512768
>hope of it with a new coach
You do know who will be hiring that new coach right? What makes you think that coach number 6 better than coach number 1-5?
>>66512768
You don't have a 1C and Macarthur is a bottom 6 forward who won't make a significant difference.
>27th GAA
>29th PK
>28th PP
But don't worry you're 8th in GPG.
>yfw the Stars win the Stan Lee Cup
Also
We really reddit now, I guess.
>>66512858
>>66512866
>people still think sens fans arent the worst in the league
i've never seen one that isnt a cunt
>>66512911
NO WE'RE GOOGLE+
>>66512911
did they guess your name, amigo?
>>66512852
Hoffman is a 30 goal scorer with nearly identical stats to Tarasenko...
Stone is probably going to be on team Canada this fall, leads the NHL in takeaways by a literaly country mile and is a 60+ point winger at the age of 23 not even at his prime yet.
>>66512858
Eugene sounds pissed now, I'm hoping they make a decision to hire someone with veteran NHL coaching experience and I think theres some reason to believe they will.
>>66512866
Those defensive stats are indicative of the full season. Since we got Phaneuf things started to look better. There's some optimism that it will be better next year.
Methot - Karlsson
Phaneuf - Ceci
Is not a bad top 4 d imo. Not great, but pretty good.
>>66512962
Nothing is going to change as long as Murray sticks around.
They're going to hire Luke Richardson as coach, continuing the trend of hiring rookie coaches
>>66513001
I dunno man, I think with Eugene's comments recently that won't be the case anymore. He sounds tired of wading in mediocrity and he needs the playoffs to turn a profit with this franchise.
>>66512940
If I say yes, will you post tits Suzanne?
we got one /hoc/ >>66512983
Say my name
>>66513026
Which is why I'm worried that they don't actually care about winning the Cup. A team that consistently loses in the first round seems perfectly fine with drunk ukrainian jew.
>>66513068
fuck off max your tattoo is gay
>>66513080
Well I mean we were elite a decade ago, and we've never missed the playoffs 2 years in a row ever since the first few years of the franchise.
I'd obvs like to see a deep push and I think the team is capable of it, or close to capable of it in the East. If we were in the west I'd say we have no chance.
>mcjesus goes 3/3 rookie of the month
>faggots still think he wont win the calder
>>66513167
It seems silly that a kid who's won the last 3 rookie of the months doesn't win the Calder. I mean how does that make sense? Only Kane and Benn have a higher ppg average. He also still has a very good chance catching or even surpassing eichel in points.
>>66513089
I forgot max existed 2bh
>>66513203
swedes are rule babbys, thats the only reason anyone even knows who forsberg is
>>66513203
i dont disagree that sweeds are fucking garbage, but all of those played for canadian teams (-lundshit but >rags). Give them a break bruv
>>66513167
He deserves it tbf
>>66513203
But Karlsson is so pretty :3
>>66513203
>coming from the country without any gold medals
>rags
>>66513203
>>66513212
fuck points, he is the best rookie by a good green country mile, hes is already among the elite of the nhl, panarin is a sheltered kane babby, gostbehere is a turnover machine, eichel shouldnt even be a finalist tbqh
>>66513310
>>66513338
youre forcing it fag
Based Patrik Elias said that Barkov is "maybe the most talented player in the league"
The man knows his stuff.
As a leaf fan, who the fuck is Kasimir Kaskisuo and why should I care?
>>66513394
Who?
>>66513406
shut your whore mouth grace
I've seen first name sidney and I've seen last name crosby. LET'S GET THIS
I hate this day
>>66513417
holy fuck you don't know who patrik elias is?
>>66513476
You secretly love it
>>66513417
Elias sports bureau
>>66513476
last year was pretty fun
>I HIT DONT SHOW THIS TIP AGAIN WHY WON'T IT GO AWAY
>>66513486
I donut, Yvette.
>>66513476
I hate everyday of my snes fan existance
Bring back good jeresy pls
>>66513481
>tfw montreal brings carey price back for the final game of the season and he takes a skate to the throat and ends his career
>>66511961
Nah, that's why they call it "embellished". Doesn't matter if the stick makes contact, just as long as the player can sell it.
Why is America so salty today?
>>66513541
Crossdressing sheep diddler.
>>66513541
t. secretly a kongs beaner
>>66513514
I think you do Ivan
go kings go
>>66513576
There's absolutely no reason for price to play any games this season. What the fuck is the point?
>>66513629
KHAAAAAAAN !!!
>>66513629
KHAANNN
>>66512696
>thinks Hoffman is good
The guy is a flash in the pan, a one hit wonder, a Brittney Martinez; the Sens shouldn't offer that manlet anymore than 1.5mil a year.
>>66513641
Numbnuts in Montreal want to see him play.
>>66513627
>>66513592
>>66513541
>>66513406
>>66513338
>>66513310
>>66513677
XDDDD
Patrick Kane get
>>66513699
lel
Why Canada?
>>66512768
Macarthur is done. Too many head injuries. He won't ever be a significant contributing player on any contending team. Turris is also overrated. Not worthy of a top line center label. Sens don't stand a chance of being a contender because all they have going for them is Karlsson, and he is bad top dman due to his shit defense.
>>66513719
Because, Binland, because.
>>66513661
>>66513642
>in charge of getting BTFO
Are the Devils elite?
>>66513781
Kane is elite
>>66513801
Evander Kane?
check this shit out
>>66513221
Probably cuz I'm in the states, so that one Canadian can't get mad every time he sees the German flag
>No Canadian teams in the playoffs
Ha ha eat shit Canada
>>66512962
>NHL coaching experience and I think theres some reason to believe they will.
How about Eakins? He's looking good down in the AHL this year. I'm sure his whole tenure with the Oilers was just a fluke.
Sunbelt faggots are the worst
>>66513844
>JEWel
>>66513844
All rounds might actually be competitive this year.
Canacrabs are the worst
>mad
>at sunshine
>americaitlyns
>>66513844
delete this post right now and dont ever post this again
>>66512962
>Hoffman is a 30 goal scorer with nearly identical stats to Tarasenko...
Delusional thinking. Hoffman will be likely to ever hit his career highs again. He'll fade away like Conacher.
>>66513828
Patrick Kane
Sunbelt teams have no fans lel
>>66512821
Goalies are fickle though. Sit him now and he may have no confidence going into the playoffs. They need to find away to give him rest, but still give him a strong win right before the playoffs.
>>66513913
He's elite at raping women.
>>66513949
>says the stinky smelly beaner
looks like high school just got out
>>66513949
stinky smelly beaner
>>66513954
>no evidence
>>66513993
>that he didn't
Who \beaner\ here?
>tfw looking forward to mad dosh from building the wall
>>66514010
Smooth (hands) criminal
>>66514010
>that he did
>>>nt
>>66513999
nice trips but Rivas is a french surname aswell :^)
>>66514039
stinky smelly beaner
>>66513167
He'll win it, or my name isn't Freddie Wilson.
>>66514044
Stinky smelly aquarium.
>>66513915
I'm a sunbelt fan
>>66513239
Sh-sh-shut up.
We all know Forsberg was a Sakic baby and Lidstrom was a Yzerman/Federov baby.
>>66513891
based on what are you making this claim? delusion? He's done it 2 years in a row now. Last year was his rookie year.
https://twitter.com/SteveBurtch/status/708014945221414912
>>66514082
Ok that was good
>>66514100
そう だね
Sunbelt "fans" are all Cubans or Mexicans and therefore don't belong in this thread
>>66513394
>perennial New Jersey player
>thinks his opinion matters
Don't get me wrong, Barkov would be elite...on New Jersey's team.
>>66513474
UPveTOED
>>66513476
>looks at the calendar
>"oh, now I get it"
I really need to get a job.
>>66514113
also to add, the vast majority of his goals come on 5v5 which is pretty rare. He doesn't score as much on the pp
Only people with hockey-related names are allowed to post
Nate higgers
>>66513505
If America is good at anything, how come they let other countries/races dominate "their" sports? How come they are so fat? How come they have black president when 62% of their population is white?
>>66514251
>Kevin Savage
I bet you're 14 and like WWE
>>66514285
stinky smelly beaner
ey puto GKG
>>66513641
Fans want something worthwhile to cheer for. Don't underestimate the the Frogs. They will boycott that team if they don't get what they want.
>>66514308
New
HOLY SHIT SOMEONE GOT CINDY CROSBY IN A NAME THREAD
>>66514241
>>66514241
>>66514241
>>66514307
And do what? Cheer for the Impact? Hahaha!
>>66513801
Boyd Kane? I don't think he even plays anymore tbqh.
>>66514199
For North Korean Gretzky? Sure! Call me a pretty woman and I'll give you gets too!
>>66514453
stinky smelly beaner
>>66514430
>Americans actually think this is what Canada is like
>they actually think Canada has more terrorists than they do
>they actually have a black muslim president
>please ban "stinky smelly beaner" posters
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>please ban "stinky smelly beaner" posters
>>66514561
Nice rebuttal. Reminds me of a documentary I watched about your education system.
Fuck Finland
