ARI:Oliver Ekman-Larsson (illness) is out on Thu
TB:Nikita Kucherov will play vs. MTL on Thursday
TB:Ryan Callahan will play on Thursday
COL:Matt Duchene (knee) likely to return Friday
CHI:Brent Seabrook is good to play Friday night
CHI:Marian Hossa (illness) won't play on Friday
OTT:Mark Stone will miss Ottawa's next two games
NJ:Devils to start Keith Kinkaid Thursday night
BUF:Evander Kane will miss the rest of 2015-16
ANA:Ryan Kesler picks up 4 points in 8-3 win
PHI:G Steve Mason records a gem in Flyers' SO win
VAN:NHL issues Jake Virtanen two-game suspension
Is this how it was destined to be?
>rags
DUNKAN KEEF A GOOD BOI
HE DINDU NUTTIN
>>66502429
yes
Third for memes
>>66502356
The original question was about Hossa specifically.
>>66502385
Hopefully Panarin's cold streak keeps that 30 year old faggot from winning it.
>>66502396
>I dont watch much hockey but the pathers are fucking stupid.
Most people agree about that "tradition"
>also what is a delay of game penalty? someone in the box?
Yes. Punch someone in the face with your glove, trip a player in the offensive zone, have your fans throw shit on the ice. Same punishment.
>Also the nhl should let fans throw shit on the ice when its a goal
They did it in 1996 and it was a clusterfuck. Anything other than hat tricks is unnecessary. Save that shit for the end of the game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnHpaVW53SM
>yfw the Stars win the Stanley Cup
>>66502439
>mad at the Cats
it was just a Devils game, not like delaying it matters
>tfw next year is ours
>>66502429
I just hope it's not Toronto. Don't need their media to be emboldened.
can he carry the caps past the first round?
>>66502440
>my fricking face when
>>66502439
>The original question was about Hossa specifically.
not my problem it wasnt me.
since 2009 A WHOLE EXTRA SEASON!?!?!?!?!!? thats one and a half playoff series each year retard
>>66502450
One could argue that all Devils games are delay of game
>>66502451
Oh here he goes again. Look at you Canada, posting on /hoc/ thinking you just said some smart shit.
Out of all countries that post here Canadians are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear flannel shirts and slurp syrup?
If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars.
Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country.
Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that.
But Canada, what are they fucking known for? Being "nice", i guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking nice? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be nice. It's easy to be nice. You just don't have to say anything bad.
So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Canada is all about? A leaf. A FUCKING LEAF. You decided that you like to slurp your shitty syrup so damn much that you might as well put the fucking leaf that it's made of on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I.
huomenta
>>66502479
fuck off mongrel
>another night
>another night
literally no one can stop us.
we have two of the best goalies Finland has ever produced. Jamie Benn is the best player in the league and we are going to meme our way to the the Stanley Cup.
get fucked CanaKEKS
>>66502484
Shut your mouth kid
>>66502475
I can agree with this
>>66502469
It cuts twice. You have more games (and more intense games) to get more injuries and you have less time to heal before beginning your training. For an old man like Hossa it adds up.
>stars
>making the playoffs
what's good now /hoc/?
bunch of straight up bustas
>>66502494
don't you have a bull to prep?
>>66502501
>stars
>out of the first round
>>66502484
wahwawawawhawhaahwahwhwahwahwwhahwawhawah
>>66502479
sup homie
>>66502487
You aren't even a stars fan. Work on your bait skills family
reminder
>>66502514
>this flag
>this topic
opinion discarded
>>66502439
No I was around for that 1996 run. First and Only time I watched hockey. I still have the original plastic rats.
I just dont watch much hockey to know the ins and outs of penalties
>>66502404
B - I - L - L
I
L
L
>>66502499
yeah and more than half of the teams make the playoffs each year. if youre not a fan a of a canadian team you expect to make the playoffs fairly often and once you git gud a 6 year stretch of one fucking playoff round each year isn't a big deal.
I didnt start this argument with you and I don't give a shit one way or another but over history this doesnt matter. the penguins go to the finals one year and lose and go to the finals the next year and win. they played all them games and had all those veterans but they won.
idk man root for your team to tank or some shit thats the oilers mindset I guess
>>66502459
If it's Caps/Flyers, he can honestly just sit it out without even worrying. 2nd round exit though.
>>66502508
kek avs and wild ain't shit m8
Käytän ylilautaa joka päivä 8-15 tuntia
>>66502459
yeah but he's still gonna be cupless
>>66502477
>hating Canada
>over a leaf on a flag
Oh boy. Have a brew and some pancakes with some fresh syrup eh? It'll calm ya down.
>>66502542
>yeah and more than half of the teams make the playoffs each year.
And half of those teams play 4-7 games before taking the rest of the summer off.
>I didnt start this argument with you and I don't give a shit one way or another but over history this doesnt matter. the penguins go to the finals one year and lose and go to the finals the next year and win. they played all them games and had all those veterans but they won.
Wow, two years in a row. Surely that is the same as what the Blackhawks have done.
The core Blackhawks have a lot of extra miles compared to their peers. That's a fact. Not all injuries heal to 100%. Some of them can only heal to pretty good. More games means more chances of aggravating them. It's also reasonable to expect a team that has clinched to allow a key player to have some maintenance time. Just accept that extra games add up.
/heem/ here
These threads are pathetic. The shitposting, the memes, the banter, all are shit compared to this board's shining light (/heem/).
Have you ever spent an afternoon in the sensory deprivation tank?
Do you EVEN kettlebell?
You don't deserve promo code rogan.
Face it. We are just intellectually and physically superior.
Get in my guard bro.
Don't be scared homie.
>>66502615
>And half of those teams play 4-7 games before taking the rest of the summer off.
wow and it only takes 10 extra games over the course of 7 seasons to play a whole extra season. good argument those 3 extra games are huuuuuuuuuuuuge theyre beautiful theyre great
go away phone poster
>>66502546
>implying i would support the avs or wild with a gun to my head
Canadafag here.
Anyone else hopping on the Stars bandwagon? Great team, great fans, and a great history to match. They put my team (Leafs) to shame.
>the kongs have only scored 2 (two) goals on Calgary
>>66502633
u rite
laffs fukking garbo
>>66502628
Hossa has 139 playoff games in that span. Stop focusing on the "extra season" phrase autist.
>>66502667
go. away. phone. poster.
>>66502689
>I have no real argument so I'll insult the method you use to provide yours
Just sad Caitlyn.
>>66502689
>phone
>>66502703
jesus fucking christ you have been here all fucking day posting from your iphone. I hated you in the morning and then I went and enjoyed my day. you were an incredible faggot as i read the the thread later and holy shit you are still here being a fat faggot
Watching the womens WC Finland-Canada right now
>>66502713
You're not even replying to the same person anymore lel
>>66502715
FUCK OFF FINNLACAITLYN
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66502727
Eat shit
1.Pittsburgh
2.Rangers
3.Washington
4.Tampa bay
5.Carolina
6.Boston
7. Toronto
8. Buffalo
1.Detroit
2.Nashville
3.Chicago
4.Vancouver
5.Calgary
6.Sanjose
7.Anahiem
8.Kings
Thoughts?
>>66502791
DUDE FINLAND LMAO
>>66502791
i like you funland, you can stay
How did no other NHL team snag up Mike Sullivan for a coaching position? The Pens under him, as opposed to previous HC Mike Johnston, is like night and day.
>>66502844
Relatively unproven. NHL GMs are very risk averse because risks get them fired
>>66502725
>it's six months later
>the americaitlyns still haven't caught on that there is more than one of us
WEW LAD
>>66502791
god I hate Canadians so fucking much
>>66502857
nearly 25% of current nhl had coaches were wilkes barre head coaches in the past. are all nhl GMs too retarded to realize wilkes barre was killing it this year and that their coaches are fucking good?
how the FUCK
do you lose to the CANUCKS
faggot SHARKS
>shorks
Why hasn't this team been disbanded yet?
>>66502903
>nearly 25% of current nhl had coaches were wilkes barre head coaches in the past
neat
> are all nhl GMs too retarded to realize wilkes barre was killing it this year and that their coaches are fucking good?
Again, risk averse. NHL GMs would rather choose a deliberately inferior option if it is less controversial.
>>66502920
Hey, Kippy. Want to make out?
>mfw chinkouver wins out the rest of the reg. season
They said it was the riskiest decision a hockey player ever made. To win a cup, though, you have to put it all on the line. I decided to purposely not score in the first two series just to throw off the teams in the finals. I had been a star name but, after purposely not scoring goals, people forgot about me. It was understandable- with superstars like Brad Richards and Brian Boyle, the Rangers were obviously talented enough to overcome teams from the butthole known as Pennsylvania.
I unleashed my fury against the Montreal Canadiens, scoring 4 goals in a four game sweep. I then put the team on my back in the finals, scoring 3 power play goals in the first game. Sadly, the excitement of a power play hat trick killed legendary announcer, Sam Rosen, who screamed until his heart exploded inside his chest. We ended up beating Anaheim in 5 games.
It wouldn't have been possible... the goals, the Cup win, the bitches... if I hadn't become the Secret Weapon by not scoring in those first two series. That decision made my career.
-Rick Nash, reflecting on his career in 2048.
>>66502920
>being so mad at your team that you're rooting for them to lose to the Shorks
>shorks
>>66502857
He's not really unproven. He's had NHL coaching success in the past.
"Crosby is done"
>>66502644
Make that 3.
>>66502622
There's actually a lot of crossover fans of both sports, tbhsempai
>>66502925
>neat
yeah right now its like 6 or 7 its pretty crazy. wilkes barre kills it the first half of the year every year and then the pens get hurt as fuck and they kind of fall off but jarry and murray kill it for them in goal.
the pittsburgh pens have 46 points this year from ahl players so now that the players have finally come up the coaches train might come to a slow but damn its ridiculous how many coaches used to be there. I don't blame GMs at all because some of the coaches were actually poached out of the organization but its ridiculous the success bumfuck nowhere has had in great head coaches, its a fun story to watch
>>66502949
>170 games total
>1 winning season
>>66502644
>>66502966
>their team gave up 3 goals to the Flames
that or
>their team lost to the fucking Canucks
I'd consider death.
Yfw the state of hockey manages to get cucked by Avs?
>>66502991
>>66502976
Success as an assistant coach as well.
I'm not complaining. I'm glad no other GM pounced on him.
>>66502999
>canafurries
>>66502999
NEED TO BREED
>>66502440
It's been 50 years since the Leafs won a cup ahahahahahahahaha
>>66503022
>yfw the yotes win the cup (next year)
>>66503159
So it's already come to this...
AFTER FURTHER REVIEW
THE CALL ON THE ICE
>rags
>>66503227
>rags
How can ONE boy be so HOT right now?
STANDS
WE HAVE A GOOD GOAL
>tfw the Oilers haven't played a single game this entire week and their first game back is a worthless one against Calgary
>>66503270
>implying all Oilers games arn't worthless
>>66502941
OMFG HOW CAN THAT SUICIDE GUN WORK WITH THE TRIGGER BUILT LIKE THAT SAHSAEASARARRARAREEEEEEEEEEE
friendly reminder
>>66502434
upvote
>>66503969
>b-but Quebec City is going to get an expansion team!
>Edmonton isn't going to get shipped to Seattle
Canadians will defend this.
If it meant the death of Rogers I'd be OK with every Canadian team missing the playoffs for at least 5 years desu
last digit = how many games Dungoon Keith is suspended
>>66502487
>another night
>another dream
>but only memes
According to YLE Urheilu Carolina has a contract with Aho for next season
>>66504824
>Aho - Rask - Lindholm
New BFF line ;^)
>>66504868
delet
>>66504889
No can do :(
Scrivens
>>66502936
kek'd
/hoc/ ded
>>66506655
>Marguerite
Shit name tbqhwyf
>Jagr scored 30 points in 29 games in February and March
How can one 44 year old be so based
>>66506675
kys hector
>>66506684
>Ramirez
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
>>66506675
LOOK AT ME HECTOR
>>66506680
Jagr is obviously a reptilian cyborg bruh.
Literally the only thing that makes sense.
>>66506675
>>66506684
>Kings fans
>>66504136
Edmonton won't get moved to Seattle you casual.
>>66507006
bazinga!
>>66505155
Fuck CIS white males.
>>66507006
>>66507027
Why the fuck do we have names now?
>>66507091
why do you think?
>>66507094
Stop prevaricating and fucking tell me.
WE REDDIT NOW
>>66507131
>>66507091
Canadians confirmed >kongs bandwagoners for the ploffs
>>66507153
>Kelvin
nice name, Americuck
posting to get my NHL name. hope I get something that sounds like a goon's name.
Say my name
>>66507183
Mohammed
>>66507176
Jewish goons work in banks and the media
>>66507201
Didn't know Cohen was a kike name, I'm used to them having 'Berg' in their name.
Rolling for something /hoc/-worthy
>>66507153
I post 2 times this morning and I get Juana and Juanita. What the fuck man?
>>66507222
nice trips fàm
>>66507227
>Manning
>>66507227
>>66507222
Post tits
>>66507257
you first ;)
>>66507227
>>66507248
>mfw wrong sport
>>66507257
>Cathy
you first, bb. open tits bb
>>66507131
take a wild guess juanita
Fuck Finland
>>66507379
this
>>66507344
Fuck you Cory. What kind of name is Cory anyways?
>>66507379
Fuck off, Angel, you stuck up cunt, what did Funland ever do to you?
>>66507452
>Dwight
*smacks lips*
>>66507452
Trudeau is based tbqh
>>66507480
nah, he's a cuck fãm
Who wins the Hart trophy this year?
>inb4 rape babby because muh points
>>66507517
Ovechkin
>>66507517
Gostisbehere if Flyers make the playoffs.
Or Kuznetsov
>>66507541
It will most likely be between Kane Benn Crosby Thornton and Ovechkin. If Benn can somehow catch up to ovechkins total in goals I think he wins it.
>>66507564
I would love to see Jumbo Joe win desu
>>66507517
Carey Price before he died.
>>66507571
>shorks
i don't think so, lynette
>>66507379
I thought we were friends :(
Who wins in a Rangers/Pens series?
>>66507611
Rags ofc
>muh mexican dynasty
>>66507635
They have to siesta after every win. It still counts.
>>66507611
Pens ofc
>1993
>>66507564
>Benn carrying the Stars
He is on a line with Tyler Seguin and Patrick Sharp, that is why he has so many goals.
Crosby, Ovechkin, Kuznetsov, Gostisbehere, Gaudreau and maybe even Holtby, McDavid (for ppg), Tarasenko or Marchand
>>66507611
Pens because >Rags are done, their window is closed
>>66507632
>Khan
T O P F I N N
O
P
F
I
N
N
>>66507688
>Armenian Genocide
>>66507611
Pens ofc.
They have unleashed the beast that is Kessel by putting him with Hagelin.
>>66507632
>>66507680
>>66507763
is ofc a meme or something?
haven't been here in the past few months
>>66507635
>Rosa Ramos
Poetry
>>66507571
Wouldn't be the first time either. He's playing some real good hockey right now. I don't know if he wins though.
Why the FUCK did the faggot fucksharks lose to us?
>>66507774
everything's memes, get w/ the program, f a m
Rolling Dustin Brown name
>>66507794
*nods respectfully*
Whats my name
>>66507823
are you a grill?
My new name is the #1 pick in next years draft.
>>66507805
B O G A N
O
G
A
N
>>66507840
are you?
>>66507840
>Gwendolyn
>>66507858
yes :3
>>66507856
>Carlos Jones
Pretty close actually
>>66507856
I'm the #2 draft pick, bud.
>>66507907
#3 roll
>>66507917
>Fincaitlyn's
>>66507926
>Wong
>>66507858
>Irwin
RIP Stevey
>>66507926
>wong
Typical Canadian.
>>66507917
What with all these fucking girl names people are getting?
>>66507917
>Caityln
MY SIDES
>>66507917
Puljuja^..rvi looks like Donald Duck desu
Is there a more useless subject than philosophy?
>tfw have a shitload of work to do but can't bring myself to it because philosophy is so fucking gay
Canadian playoffs lol
>some canadians here will die of old age before their team win a cup
>>66507937
Best hockey movie ever
>that americaitlyn who says Miracle
dubs and all Fins in this thread die
>>66508004
not slap shot
>>66508004
Happy Gilmore is the best hockey movie ever.
>>66508013
Dubs and the next time a canadian team wins a stanley is in 2030
>>66508013
dubs & molly gets rectal cancer
>>66508013
Dubs and one Canadian team gets to the play-offs.
>>66507991
>0 (zero) Olympic gold
>>66508027
If we were guaranteed one then, I'd be ok with this
>>66508042
>implying we care about memegold
>>66508082
Post cutie hockey grills
Who do I bandwagon these playoffs? I'm thinking Caps.
>all of these female names means we wont get any good hockey gets
>>66508106
Panthers
>>66508106
I'm going Nashville all the way. Fuck all you sheep who can't think for yourself.
dubs and finland is elite
>>66508106
Flyers because GOAT jerseys and top memes like ghost and gudas
>>66508106
>not wanting to watch all the playoffs
Want to get a head start on your summer memeing, huh?
>>66508106
kitties
>>66508129
cuck
>>66508147
Sorry, can't cheer for the Panthers. I want to be able to hold this over pro scout's head.
>>66508106
Depends what time zone you're in
Name a memier finals than Flyers/Sharks.
You can't.
>>66508181
Albertafag here. I'll be off most of April and May, so time of day isn't really an issue - I'm gonna try and go temporary playoff NEET without losing my mind.
I'll watch pretty much every game, but I need a team to root for.
What team should I support in the playoffs? dubs decide
Reroll if team has zero swedes
>>66508224
Kings
>>66508211
preds
>>66508106
Pens because they're my city's Sister City and the Steelers got knocked out of the playoffs by >Coventry.
Minnesota in the West just because.
>>66508208
Canadian team/Canadian team
Is team NA going to be /our/ team during the Gary Bowl? Team Canada is gonna BTFO everyone anyway, NA has some seriously good meme potential.
>>66508151
dubs and mcmeme suffers career ending memejury
>>66508208
Wild vs Panthers is way more memier.
>>66508252
reroll
>>66508243
Team NA is /hoc/'s team for sure.
>>66508224
Penguins
>>66508208
Sharks/Caps
ultimate chokeoff
>>66508263
>>66508252
I demand you stop rolling for this. Direct your efforts to this brave, transsexual Oilers fan who is battling leukemia.
rolling for Jesse Puljujarvi
>>66508224
Florida Panthers
I think these female names are a really nice addition, it reduces many problematic behavioral patterns caucasian males tend to have towards women's hockey and the blatant sexism /sp/ showcases. Most progressive way to make everyone know the pain of childbirth and the importance of women. #jesuisempoweredwoman
With the most genderneutral hugs,
Canada
>>66508306
autism
>>66508318
Shut up nigger
>>66508106
>not bandwagoning Panthers with Jagr, Jokinen, Luongo, Barkov, Ekblad Thornton and Willie Mitchell
It's like you don't even know how to bandwagon mate.
>>66508332
seek psychological help
>>66508343
fuck sunbelt teams tbqh
>>66508386
just bandwagon Minnesota m8
>>66508252
>>66508263
reroll
>>66508401
Nope flyers but minny isn't a bad choice
>>66508224
Panthers.
Bjugstad sounds like a Swedish name to me anyway.
>>66508318
>ebony
kek
>>66508280
Is that Justin Bieber?
>>66508453
Ekblad is too
>>66508374
Cant handle the banter?
Most problematic :^)
who am i?
>>66508280
Man beibs needs to lay off the hard drugs or he might not live past 30. He's looking quite haggard in this pic.
>>66508495
Goldie Alexander Barkov
>>66508487
>>66508252
>>66508263
>>66508406
pls work this time
Ghost Bear's Facebook is set to public
It's been 50 years since the Leafs won a cup ahahahahahahahaha
>>66508538
>Edmonton and Winnipeg top players no trade list
>>66508553
>Leafs top longest cup drought fifty years
>>66508611
>50 years without a cup
>players would still rather be a leaf than an oiler or jet
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