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fuck you here's your op gassed up kaants
news: google.com
>le past tred
>go to catalog autist cucks
Rumble IN
Jones OUT
Nate IN
Edgar OUT
Cena IN
Mcshit OUT
>>66476369
So Jones got himself arrested again?
Depends what Swecuck.
Boxing Swede is cool.
Anti Cruz Swede is a fuckhead.
artem
is greasing allowed in boxing? i just watched stitch grease up ward ringside like its no big thing
>>66476369
terrible OP, you should feel ashamed
>>66476381
You grease up the face to avoid cuts
LOLBOV
So... Cormier vs Latifi? Cormier vs Jones at Folsom Prison?
>>66476369
>pro wrestling, memes and generally just being a big bitch
You're awful lel
>>66476381
For the face its fine.
>>66476385
no stitch just greased up wards body like it was fucking nothing
i get putting vasoline on the face but on the body lol
>>66476386
It will be just like the fucking Undisputed movies.
>>66476386
dc vs filthy
>>66476395
doesn't matter much if there's no grappling
>>66476385
perfectly inoffensive to watch 2 men beat the blood out of each other but dont say a bad word
why
>>66476404
>tfw the first Undisputed was legitimately a good movie and the other two are direct to DVD dogshit
>>66476409
ok i'm unfamiliar with the eccentricities of boxing
>>66476385
>eurocucks
>>66476412
Glad I am not the only one that thinks that. First movie is a bretty gud gem that no one talks about.
>>66476416
It's weird because the movie builds towards the climax like it's a real fight, not a hamfisted tale of good vs evil with lives on the line or whatever
never back down is the greatest movie of all time #fact
>>66476422
I did like the main characters 2. Wesley Snipes is a confirmed Murderer but he seems genuinely sorry for what hes done. With Rhames its ambiguous whether he did rape that girl but hes such a cunt through the whole movie.
Also Walter Hill the director even said that Boxing movies have always been metaphors but Hill is just a big boxing fan and wanted to make a good fight movie with no hidden meaning.
What is the greatest fight you have ever seen in you're whole life?
Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani 14s14 seconds ago
It's comfirmed, Jon Jones is out of UFC 197. From what i'm hearing they're planning on scrapping the card
>>66476457
not even semi convincing
>>66476456
Diaz vs Gomi
>>66476457
>it's real
Fucking hell.
>>66476458
Both got spanked by Pac-man
>>66476465
Pacman - Morales 1 was a beauty
>>66476457
>scrapping the card
You fucked up there, at least shouldve memed like lobov is replacing jones
>>66476458
>reverse google
>it's a boxing match, not a fight
Damn nigger
So.. I guess we should hype Benson's debut and Khabib/Cucuy now. And my beloved Anastasia Yankova.
Reminder that DC/Gus and Lawler/Condit weren't as great as people say.
>>66476458
>>66476467
swedecucks out unironically literally out leave
>>66476502
come get me bigboy
Wait JBJ out is real ?
>dj vs bad tacos main event
>>66476502
>americans obsessed with cucking
Business as usual then
>>66476518
Is that Hansel and Gretel about to be eaten by the Witch?
hi heem please tell me who is your boy and why.
>>66476512
wew lad you look kinda crazy
>>66476517
Well for now he's in jail so we have to wait
>>66476517
>>66476533
Samefag
>>66476517
The hearing is next week. If the judge agrees he violated probation then he's fucked. Convicted felon
>>66476536
Here's your (You)
>>66476543
Let's say you have 3 years of probation but you violate it does it mean you go in jail for 3 years ?
>>66476543
fuck
i'm not a huge fan of jones but he's a very good fighter
fuck sake there's always one with goat like talent in every sport that throws it all away
RIP jon jones
>>66476374
yes
>>66476381
yes
>>66476382
this
>>66476526
no. because australia
>>66476536
kek
i've been shitposting for 6 hours now - time for a nap - here's some rondatoe.
>>66476572
what if ronda cornered you and made you eat her roastie?
>>66476552
dont think so but of course it depends on the case
https://www.hg.org/article.asp?id=25134
the charges against Jon aren't taht serious so maybe his probation will be extended and he has to ay some fines and do more community services. they should just take his license away though
>yfw Jones comes back from Jail with Ring Rust and gets BTFO and turns into a Journeyman.
>>66476580
>they should just take his license away though
that would be doing them a favour
>>66476578
id quickly move to her anus
>>66476584
I want this
Fuck jon
>>66476572
>no. because australia
not that ausfag but fuck you murica
>>66476512
jason pls go
Amanda Nunes is a MUNSTERRR
>>66476735
Blatant dive
>>66476735
gasses like a motherfucker though
>>66476735
One hundred percent, I ain't mad at that
I agree, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers
She's a real dimepiece ,a true smoke show my man, WHAT?
>>66476735
DANA
DANA
DANA
DANA
he's busy
>>66476758
DENNA WHYCH
DENNA WHYCH
DENNA WHYCH
AY DENNA WHYCH
JON JONES
GET YOUR DICK TOGETHER BOY I'M COMING FOR IT
>>66476793
it wasnt funny the first time pussy
Too much?
>>66476793
>mfw jon gets his dick sucked better in prison and my head game now seems weak.
>>66476824
bitch has no ass
>>66476837
>ass
Fuck off yank
>>66476846
>he types arse online
what a faggot
>>66476793
>>66476835
Stop it son. Im willing to die in that cage to show u all who spread those DC memes.
>>66476750
fuck off she's mine
>people actually think Jon "Memes" Jones is a good fighter
>>66476865
fuck off yank
>>66476865
>faggot
Fuck off yank
>>66476865
fuck off yank
>>66476865
fuck off will ya stupid yank
>>66476865
fuck off yank
>>66476865
Some faggot on /brit/ told us to come here and post this
>>57111049
>>66476865
fuck off yanky wanky
>>66476865
FOY
>>66476865
fuck off yank
>>66476865
Fuck off yank
>>66476924
>faggot
fuck off yank
>tfw I could heem every paki here
>>66476865
/cum/ is down the hall and to the left
>>66476865
FOY
>>66476865
fucking yanks, when will they fuck off?
anime!
>>66476865
better fuck off yank
>>66476944
Any good fighting anime? Most anime have shit animation when it comes to Martial Arts.
>>66476954
allme
>>66476961
Dragonball GT
>>66476954
me
>>66476968
>Dragon Ball
>Good fighting
>>66476961
dunno haven't seen a lot of anime just wanted to post that lol
>>66476944
squid girl is a brilliant anime
>>66476994
virus do not save
>>66476994
might watch it if that's the case lol
this looks like a terrible thread already
What's your opinion on mixed combat sports events?
>>66476961
dont watch anime, you will regret it when youre older and realise how fucking stupid it is.
reminder that RIN NAKAI was robbed
>>66477015
improve it by posting anime
>>66477022
which anime is this?
>>66477019
>Dont like anything its a waste of time.
>>66477022
Your trolling right. She lost rounds 1 and 3 easy.
>>66477019
My problem when watching animes these days is that I notice all the cut corners, every static establishing shot they hang on for like twenty seconds just makes me want to throw up.
>>66476456
2 kids having a bare knuckle MMA match in my dorm one night. Featured an amazing come back to TKO.
>>66477018
love a Dynamite! style event
Kickboxing breaks up the monotony
गंदगी पोस्ट
>>66477018
good shit
shows the casuals some new shit
>>66477077
Very good post.
>>66477077
every bo9dy run away its jihad ill sacrifice myself and double leg the terrorist
>>66477027
>watching anime
Lads like you need to get heemed
>>66477015
I agree, it might even trump the last one.
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/3/29/11326656/mayhem-miller-explains-why-hes-been-arrested-several-times-because-of
God Damnit Mayhem
>>66477111
He's completely right desu dindu nuffin
t. Frank Merenda
>>66477134
>Not having a picture of The Chris in the box.
>>66477140
shut up
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/3/29/11326252/several-fights-booked-for-ufc-fight-night-89-including-theodorou
Sam Alvey and Theodorou
should be a spicy banger
wtf has shitty boxing anti cruz swede done now?
eire!
>>66477160
Smile'n Sam is muh boi and Elias is a top antiboy of mine so this is an interesting fight for me.
>>66477198
Whats wrong with Elias? I only saw one fight of his but he seemed pretty good.
>>66476410
Weird right?
These guys can cover the Octagon in blood and somehow a swear word is so fucking horrifying.
Also the FCC will stunlock the networks with fines and fees for swear words on a regular broadcast so there's that.
>>66476735
ref copped a feel
>mfw somebody insults MY BOY
>>66477204
Pretty boy fag with a smug cunt expression always on his face and his gay little Twitter quips that MMAfighting always includes in their "Fighter's react to" articles always annoy me.
He was also severely overrated going into his last fight because of muh big scary undefeated record and the homo brit used to never shut the fuck up about the guy ages ago.
I don't really hate him but I loved seeing him have the shit beaten out of him last fight and I certainly hope that Smile'n Sam can do it again.
>>66477179
Probably cause I lost my fight, meh.
>>66476954
me
>Jon
>>66477247
>Lost the fight.
All Star Swede? I thought you liked Cruz
>>66477247
No, we like you nigga it's the other swede who fucks things up
Who would win if they both fought fairly (no headbutts)?
http://youtu.be/o43W9Xg0ANU
>>66477272
There's so much confusion around which swede is which in these threads
/pol/swede and Boxing Swede can fuck right off, they're assholes
The rest are typically cool
lads
I never watched TUF all the way through, ever. What are the best seasons?
I'm about 60% through TUF 5 [Team Penn vs Team Pulver] and really enjoying it, did I pick the best season to start with or are there equally good / better ones
>>66477299
Michałek "King of Poland" Bispinowski
>>66477332
TUF sucks
>>66477332
1 is classic
The Rampage Rashad one is good
>>66477299
bispongs accent really gets on my tits, its like 60% english and 40% yank
>>66477327
I guess you're the swede who actualy boxes, thats great, the problem is the guy spamming boxing shit while shitting on mma an being an over all cunt while shitting on Cruz for not using boxing footwork, /pol/ swede left quickly thank god for that, im just a memer who likes Gus
>>66477349
Bisping is actually American but Dana needed somebody to market to England
>>66477349
>Northerners
The further north in England you go, the more retarded people sound.
Except for birmingham, obviously. That's the worst.
>>66477367
thats not northern mate, im as northern as it gets up in cumbria.
>>66477377
You are from the south of scotland
>>66477367
southerners sound much more retarded desu. who the fuck pronounces no as 'noy'? fucking southerners
>>66477393
say that to my face pussy, im a few metres behind hadrians wall
>>66477397
>people from essex
I pronounce it "no", I have a neutral 'accent' I guess.
But then you get northerners pronouncing no as 'nor' or 'neuh'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imXy2JZI0Z4
Who /MasterKen/ here?
>>66477259
I do like Cruz, he's unorthodox and fun to watch.
>>66477272
Thanks bud.
>>66477355
That would be me, but that doesn't really mean anything in an anon board. Don't really want to be a trip fag either, noticed it ain't too appreciated here.
I had a discussion with the Cruz hating swede a few weeks ago, he's retarded. Gus is my boy though so you're automatically a good goy.
What marital art compliments someone from a karate background the most?
>>66477516
Wrestling
>>66477516
Muay Thai to work on your boxing defense. Jiu Jitsu to make your grappling more complete
fuck you /heem/
>>66477516
Judo, Greco/Sanshou, Kickboxing
>>66477516
>marital
none you weirdo
>>66477522
>Muay Thai to work on your boxing defense
why not just boxing
>>66477544
So you can learn how to defend head strikes while also adopting a stance to let you throw the kicks you gained from your karate background
also the boxing stance leaves you vulnerable to getting taken down or getting kicked in return.
>>66477544
I'd guess to still be able to incorporate kicks, but kickboxing would be a better transition from Karate imho.
>>66477022
She was saved. Her thickness will not be fed to Cyborg thanks to it.
What does /heem/ even mean?
HOLY SHIT HEEEM
The Conor dumbshits are betting so much money on McGregor against Nate in a rematch.
Fucking dumbfucks. Bet the county, bet the township, bet the state lines on Nathan "Taps the Happy McTappy" Diaz.
>>66477624
its how we call overeem in brazil
>>66477626
idk
I still think Nate might get finished by too much money and fame
>>66477624
It's from a WSHH video. Some guy get knocked out and everyone yells heem sleepy as shown in this gif >>66477652 It is like "him sleepy" and now people use heem as a verb meaning to ko somebody. It is also more traditionally used to say things like heem slwwpu, heem tappy, heem wobbly etc...
>>66477675
heem mctappy***
You Cunts need to listen to nate Diaz on the chael sonnen podcast. Lol motherfuckers
>>66477174
The sprawl of death?
>>66477675
>heem slwwpu
What did he mean by this?
Now that the dude's dead but he's been gone long enough to not seem edgy, what were your honest thoughts on Kevin "The Monster" Randleman?
Personally he bored me to tears and I always liked to see him lose desu
>>66477675
>heem faggy
>>66477656
>>66477693
when will UFC unban ground kicks and knees?
based af and helps counter pointfaggotry
>>66477656
Gomi was on the gas.
>>66477727
His suplex on the Memedor.
WTF is wrong with Jon Jones? How fucking hard is it to not get arrested for 6 months?
>>66477626
This is a shit time to bet on Diaz desu, just way worse odds than last time for the same fight.
>>66477727
>Those CTE inducing punches
>>66477753
Well, he's black. So very.
>>66477739
Well fuck man, who in Pride wasn't
PEDs, blatantly missing weight only for it not to matter, mismatches being a regular part of life
Who doesn't miss Pride 2bh,but at least they didn't pretend they're a real sport only to hire CM Punk
>>66477727
his memeknees on Yamamoto were god lvl
>>66477299
Did Bispong really beat Rockhold at sparring session?`
where can I watch nick vs gomi
>>66477763
I expected more from the "Honorable Nihon"
>>66477804
youtube
>>66477766
Hi, I'm the only notable fight Kevin Randleman won in Pride beyond that one fight with CroCop
>>66477804
Youtube iirc
>>66477818
nope
>>66477804
http://www.ufc.tv/video/nick-diaz-vs-takanori-gomi-pride-33-second-coming
>>66477829
Here you go
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xm0uot_nick-diaz-vs-takanori-gomi_webcam
>>66477823
idk the Ohara fight is pretty notable if only because of how funny it is so see Ohara so scared shitless of him
>>66477850
thc
>>66477860
I just remember that fight as being boring as fuck 2bh
I was more of a MMA casual back then, remember it as a shit """fight"""
Anderson Silva interested in catchweight bout with Conor McGregor
Anderson Silva interested in catchweight bout with Conor McGregor
Anderson Silva interested in catchweight bout with Conor McGregor
ahahahahahahaaha eees normal
>>66477895
Ohara's fight with Renzo is way worse
he just stands in the corner the whole time and turns his back every so often
>>66477897
counterstriker vs counterstriker
i bet it would actually be very boring
>>66477886
>beyond that one fight with cro cop
>>66477909
who even was this O'hara guy
This card looks better than every other announced event so far this year.
FN Tampa > UFC198 > UFC197 > UFC200[so far]
I can't be the only faggot who thinks this
>>66477927
I know, I just wanted to post the webm for context
>>66477940
>fantastic modern fights AND great old timers
Great fights, check it out frieds
>>66477934
shitty pro wrestler bum who didn't want to take his beatings like a real man
>>66477940
Wow, I thought Cub was done.
>>66477897
McGregor just got handled by a natural lightweight and fought at lightweight without the weight cut.
Aiun't gonna happen against a MW/LHW
>>66477483
post rest of first fight
when is next fight?
>>66477897
Connie won't make it out of the 2nd round.
>>66477969
>>66477969
>>66477969
>>66477969
SENPAI WHY SAY MEAN THINGS?
Before his loss to Frankie the grind machine and Hawah-ee's own Max Holloway, Cub was on a 6 fight win streak against decent competition.
Cub's a monster but just not good against the elite guys. Anyone else is dog meat to him. He's still exciting to watch.
>>66477918
conors good at counterstriking sure but he's more willing than most to open up first
>>66477996
>against decent competition.
>Cub's a monster but just not good against the elite guys. Anyone else is dog meat to him. He's still exciting to watch.
JOURNEYMAN: DEFINITION: THE POST
>>66477996
>Cub's a monster but just not good against the elite guys.
Guys has there been ONE, at least a single UFC fighter who has finished all his top competition?
>>66477996
He's not your boy
>>66478016
That's just unfair, Shoji looks like a fat welterweight
>>66477918
I wish the "Conor is strictly a counter striker" meme would end. Conor was a counter striker, but ever since he joined the UFC he's become a pressure fighter that relies on his left hand. Everything he does is essentially to set up his left hand. His kicks, his movement, his pressure is all there to put him in a favorable position to fire that left. Does he still counter strike? Absolutely, but instead of capitalizing solely on his opponents making mistakes while coming in, like Anderson often does, he creates openings for his punches by using pressure and cage control. I'd say the Marcus Brimage bout was the last fight in which he fought on the back leg instead of the lead.
>>66477850
damn nice fight
and another case of manlet on the gas wins against a diaz bro until he starts losing
>>66478036
Shoji has the body of a fat young boy, a lot of spunk though
Schilt murked him, dem front snap kicks to the body, used them against Takayama to, he was a beast
>>66478036
That's true but tbf it was like 2003 at the latest desu
Gooks still thought it was honorable rather than stupid to fight too short a weightclass
>>66476385
>we train our boys to poke each other in the eye, but FOX won't let them say fuck because it's obscene!
>>66477983
I posted all 3 rounds, you must have missed it. I have some fairly recent sparring footage however, if anyone is interested. I was planning on fighting the 16th but I've caught a nasty fever so I'll only have less than 2 weeks to prepare so I'm not too sure if I should wait or not.
>>66476824
Up next on Plastic Surgery Disasters...
Free fights
Igor Vovchanchyn vs Paul Varelans
https://youtu.be/-Cr9UHqwqIE
Frank Shamrock vs Yuki Kondo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L3s5hBgyLM
Bas Rutten's Pancrase career (With Bas' commentary)
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLmI9jPjzJeOREIS06Q_QLLaparTScwRr
Wanderlei (da) Silva vs Dilson Filho
https://youtu.be/xCf63BurfUE
Forrest Griffin vs Jeremy Horn
https://youtu.be/XZ21bdFV_2s
Wanderlei Silva vs Chael Sonnen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5waenm4SpQ
Frank Trigg vs Hayato Sakurai
https://youtu.be/4U435sLoDzs
Jose Landi vs Jorge Patino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrjHcsldv_M
Eddie Alvarez vs Tatsuya Kawajiri
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwqdcGTiOvM
Johnnie Morton vs Bernard Ackah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzw50kiHQ5I
Kaz Fujita vs Karam Ibrahim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59YNXojXe_4
Ninja Rua vs Tony Bonello
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4EDiWxJxs4
Hong Man Choi vs Jose Canseco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=af8NmSimsL8
BJ Penn vs Duane Ludwig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqirbxLNscE
Georges St. Pierre vs Ivan Menjivar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPyaRDNqInE
Kimbo Slice vs Tank Abbott
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdBmvbsBMiA
Frank Shamrock vs Cesar Gracie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AljXZHxts9s
how come the hardest hitter in mma has girl sized hands?
i want to see hunt vs DC (back at HW) battle of the manlets that learned
v=AljXZHxts9s
Free Fights part 2
Nick Diaz vs Katsuya Inoue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzqeV6fOtec
BJ Penn vs Takanori Gomi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W99nvMkenLc
Urijah Faber vs Krazy Horse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKQj5fdvWY8
Cyborg vs Yamanaka Hiroko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BavkHCbwx4
Dada 5000 vs Timothy Papp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pszBTVzneq0
Alistair Overeem vs Sergei Kharitonov 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR-zGimZWJQ
Artom Lobov vs Alex Enlund
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp-6-5yz25g
Shogun Rua vs Evangelista Cyborg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1QrKuXWXVM
Gegard Mousasi vs Mark Hunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6PMNZx3QNo
TJ Dillashaw vs Michael Suarez
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yUtEktnjW0
Sakuraba vs a cheating piece of shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PF94xQx8MyI
Butterbean vs Genki Sudo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Its1mz5xG5I
Krazy Horse vs KJ Noons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGDDGZBwIyg
Randy Couture vs Enson Inoue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNAIvZWTWtQ
Fedor Emelianenko vs Ricardo Arona
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0pbz17fRvg
Lyoto Machida vs Rich Franklin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COzSiiBSAQ8
Carlos Condit vs Tatsunori Tanaka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJDWYzX6sqE
The great Dynamite USA fight card (ft. Brock Lesnar, Sakuraba, Royce Gracie, Jake Shields, Melvin Manhoef +more)
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=ELRwFQDrk29rc
>>66478123
Because having big hands is a meme.
>>66478123
>girl sized hands?
his hands only look small because hes XBOX HEUG everywhere else
135,000 people at a boxing match. When will the sweet science rise again?
>>66478123
I want to see Hunt vs McGregor
>>66477760
based bizarro japan
Free Fights pt3. 3
Ken Shamrock vs Matt Hume
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5stbNT25_1g
Phil Baroni vs Rodrigo Ribeiro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XX5_ZZclip8
Nate Diaz vs Robert Limon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1IZm0d3a7o
Marloes Coenen vs Fiona Muxlow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAItJ4mMttY
Sean O'Haire vs Frankie Parkman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehNHx9CsFzM
Bas Rutten vs Ruben 'Warpath' Villareal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnxfgkMKeds
Bobby Lashley vs Wes Sims
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPxsZvbaU9Q
Sergei Kharitonov vs Tyler East
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6WcBLbQVhA
Frankie Edgar vs Jay Isip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DH9_ZTAwBZ0
Eddie Alvarez vs Shinya Aoki 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5MUYBLh-KE
Eddie Alvarez vs Shinya Aoki 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9Z5BJJMqNo
King Mo vs Lorenz Larkin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfFah1U5uVY
Jon Jones vs Moyses Gabin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1xq7OkEF14
Sean Sherk vs Darren Brudigan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4htcW45_Dc
Anderson Silva vs Tetsuji Kato
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJVLRDj6w38
>>66478142
when booze goes back being a nickel per shot
>>66478140
sorry friend
https://youtu.be/ny4tNeAL13k
>>66478142
Whenever Canelo stops ducking GGG
>>66478025
You take that back, he's a good gatekeeper damn it.
>>66478032
Still is!
>>66478176
He's fighting Khan you goof
>>66478295
khan is going to get ktfo again?
Who do you guys want to see step in for Jones?
Or are they just cancelling the fight outright since Cormier is probably injured.
>>66478321
Ilir Latifi
>>66478295
Easy fight, Khan is a meme boxer at this point.
You should know very well that Mexishits don't like to fight tougher opponents.
>>66478295
R A R E
A
R
E
>>66478321
The big Swedish guy.
>>66478321
>Who do you guys want to see step in for Jones?
Honestly, Cain.
Someone mentioned it a few threads ago and now I actually want to see it.
>>66478140
fuck u cunt
>>66478398
They're training partners though and one of the reasons Cormier dropped to LHW in the first place is because he didn't want to fight Cain
>>66478153
Holm has more heart than Conor.
>>66478399
he beat the girls fr it
>>66478415
Dana doesn't care if they are training partners.
In fact, something makes me think that if they could fuck DC with a matchup, they'd do it.
jk
Hey where can I see Diaz vs Conor I wanna show my friend who missed it
I could delete Mark Hunts chin
You don't want to fight me
>"Wrestling is the best form of Self defence" Jon Jones
>"Wrestling should be able to neutralize Jiu Jitsu by making sure he follows their hips." Randy Couture
Muh Wrestling!
>>66478488
Who's Mark Hunts?
Free fights:
google the matchup
>>66477996
Shut the fuck up
>>66478517
This is unacceptable, as I do not know how to use Google and need to be spoonfed
>>66477940
>5 fights on fight pass
>>66478487
http://forum.mmatd.com/f1-f38/hd-720-conor-mcgregor-vs-nate-diaz-t85275.html
Dana's health state as of today? From 1 to suicide watch, how much?
>>66478543
Thanks bro
>>66478142
I believe JCC vs Haugen did 175 000 in Mexico
I farted and it actually smells just like a skunk
how does that even happen?
>>66478576
8
if Jones and Werdum lose, he'll sell his UFC stocks and join Bellator
JON JONES
WHEREVER YOU CUM BOY I'M SUCKIN
eyo jon
EYO JON!
Jones is still in jail. They are keeping him until April 5th for a bail hearing. He can't even bail out before then.
IT DON'T MATTER WHERE YOU CUM JON, I'M SUCKIN'
>>66477940
i cannot wait for this fucking card.
just hope my drugs get here in time for it, and i hope el cucuy wins
>>66478524
>knees caving in
>not even parallel
JUST
>>66478680
will he get even more jacked in prison?
>Jones will get perma heem'd bu DC
Feels good man
JON JONES!
GET THAT DICK AND BALLS READY BECAUSE I'M GOING TO BE SUCKING THEM SOON!
>>66478648
>>66478655
>>66478674
>>66478689
DELETE THIS
>Jon
JON JONES!
IT DON'T MATTER IF YOU GET A TICKET BOY I'M STILL GOING TO HOLD YOU DOWN AND SUCK THAT COCK JON!
http://www.lowkickmma.com/UFC/nate-diaz-gets-asked-about-mcgregor-vs-gsp-his-reaction-is-priceless/
>The reality of it is, I think I can beat anybody in the UFC, from lightweight to heavyweight.
Hol up nate. don't keep it too real or you will no longer be my boy
>>66478622
Nah, that was 132,000
>>66478762
>>66478755
>>66478719
>>66478689
>>66478674
>>66478655
>>66478648
I hope the fight gets cancelled. Otherwise this shit is just going to get worse as the fight approaches.
>>66478680
Stop spouting bullshit you read on r/mma.
>>66478779
Somebody get danielle some tissues. He's getting emotional.
some bloke at the bottle shop was givin us cheek so i had to heem him like. fat bastard would nae stop twitchin n groanin so i ad ta kick is ead in i did
>>66478795
How do you know what is happening on Reddit, friend?
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/3/30/11331268/jon-jones-remains-in-custody-has-hearing-scheduled-for-thursday
Jon Jones, you can’t run away from me forever. I’m the kid at the wrestling tournament that is always feeling you up.
>>66478768
>I was not doing shit, like yeah he did great going up two weight classes, but I wasn’t doing shit, I was on vacation. Like they plotted me out, they wanted me on some not ready shit, they had it all planned out. I thought about it, I figured it all out since then, they wanted me to lose and then it all blew up in their faces. Nobody gets rematches, and all of a sudden this guy’s getting a rematch? They’re like ‘we need this to happen, everybody wants this to happen.’ I think the whole rematch thing is cool because it’s a big money fight, but it’s fucked up. This guy’s getting babied.
>Yeah I heard (they were planning on having Conor call out GSP) but I put a big old hole in that shit. What did they think, that I’m some game that they can play? I can’t be fucked with, I been in the game too long. They wanted to have this big old GSP vs. McGregor bullshit, with Georges sat in the front row at UFC 196, I don’t even wanna hear about that shit. Get the fuck outta here with that, What the fuck? I pissed off Conor McGregor, I pissed off GSP, but most of all I pissed off the UFC. Well guess what? LOL motherfuckers. Georges is full of shit, he’s a bully, he was going to fight this little Irish featherweight guy? He would have held him down, that’s a freak show fight man.
I love Nate.
>>66478821
Because I'm a self-loathing person who often clicks the comments on r/mma.
>>66478779
I'm enjoying it to be quite honest family
ITS
FUCKING
NOTHING
How can they pull the garbage with the goat card 198 just before
>>66478768
>“Yeah I heard (they were planning on having Conor call out GSP) but I put a big old hole in that shit. What did they think, that I’m some game that they can play? I can’t be fucked with, I been in the game too long. They wanted to have this big old GSP vs. McGregor bullshit, with Georges sat in the front row at UFC 196, I don’t even wanna hear about that shit. Get the fuck outta here with that, What the fuck? I pissed off Conor McGregor, I pissed off GSP, but most of all I pissed off the UFC. Well guess what? LOL motherfuckers. Georges is full of shit, he’s a bully, he was going to fight this little Irish featherweight guy? He would have held him down, that’s a freak show fight man.”
>>66478821
>Jones can be heard calling the cop "despicable," a "f*cking liar" and a "pig." The officer did not diffuse the situation, either.
Hahaha that's awesome.
But nowhere in that article does it say he's in jail til April 5th. It says he has a probation hearing tomorrow.
>>66478873
Who cares? MSG is the big event of the year now and going to be a much bigger deal for the mainstream audience than UFC 200.
JONES JONES! I'M COMIN' FOR THAT DICK, NIGGA!
(rate my OC lads)
>>66478873
if they told both fighters that if they don't stand and bang the entire time (and they did tell them that) then it will be entertaining as fuck
Lauzon looked so shitty vs Dunham though that I worry that he'll look bad again
Hey /HEEM/,
tell Rose what's on your mind.
>>66478922
Rose, you need to ditch Pat. He's a bum and you can do way better.
>>66478922
I have a shit job and no gf, Rose. I'm worried that I'll make nothing at all of my life.
>>66478922
>>66478957
>pae
weirdos
>>66478896
old, rotten
>>66478922
I can't stop hating Ronda Fatsy. Send help.
>>66478873
Do you not realize that prelims are a thing?
anyone here using libreoffice instead of MS office because for some odd reason fucked up with MS license and now the wordpad shit is shitty as fuck? in other words, ufc 200 lol
>>66478768
>Georges is full of shit, he’s a bully, he was going to fight this little Irish featherweight guy? He would have held him down, that’s a freak show fight man.”
jej
top fucking kek
it's removed again though
>>66479039
No one cares
>>66478922
h-h-hi rose, you are my favourite fighter, you wanna fuck?
>>66479039
>"holds it down"
>holdsworth
W E W
E
W
>>66479039
leave leddit
>>66476369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0K-ff03rnY
Did anyone see this? What was it like?
Where can we find the full interview?
Lads I want to funnel Miesha's fudge tunnel.
I'm 6'2, probably about a 5.5/10 face, in good shape. If I showed up to her gym, could I cuck Caraway?
>tfw no neetrex bf
does anyone know this feel? i would love to be spooned by a man who has connections, a man who in the palm of his beautiful hands lay the future of the whole industry. i would be so wet waiting for him after conor drops him off from his neet embedded haircut and steak. I would just...
>>66479039
What's the accepted test level in females under USADA?
>>66479127
Forgot webm
>>66479127
absolute dribbling retard desu, he sounds like a faggot too. kinda cute tbf, probably would
Good heems
>>66478873
>this is a shit fight!
Casuals fuck off plis
>>66479178
very bad post
I don't think I've seen an Irish flag in this thread
feels good
>>66479213
>concerned about muh irish flags
>over all the rampant shitposting and faggotry
kys lad xx
Does /Heem/ think if Rashid Magomedov upped his pursuit of the finish he could be problems for the lightweight division? He has some solid ground defense and great counter striking.
It's impossible to shitpost with an American flag.
>>66479237
it's half of what it was a month ago
>>66479263
There's just as much shitposting, just less Conor shitposting. We're mixing it up now lad.
>tfw shitposting and complaining about shitposting at the SAME time
>>66479290
Can't wait to go to Vardys party
who /neetrex/ here lads
>>66479258
he is a great fighter thats for sure, don't even think he needs to finish more if it means changing his fighting style. he was supposed to be on the Rotterdam card vs Wade but pulled out due to injury, hope to see him in action soon.
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/3/30/11329712/sakakibara-discusses-potential-fedor-vs-wanderlei-showdown-and-rizin
We Pride now.
Are Russian fighters on PEDs?
>>66479347
>muh gook mandrama
fuck off
>>66479363
>neetrex is on peds
fuck off
>>66479379
>neetrex
>russian
he is the fightin pride of Ireland
>>66479336
Yeah I wouldn't want him to change his style but from what I remember he is a very calculated striker and won't really change up what's working to go for a finish. His fights are a little hazy in my head though.
>>66479336
Also that would've been a good fight. Hope he heals up quick.
sage memecutt lads
>>66476369
super good OP
>>66476835
RARE FLAG
A
R
E
F
L
A
G
>>66479467
he posts here quite a bit lad, where have you been lately?
>>66479456
thanks lad cheers
>>66478768
>the guy's getting babied
Kek he's so right
>>66479478
FAPPING
A
P
P
I
N
G
>>66479500
Me too, what else can you do with no fights for this long?
its my birthday lads
can I get some (You)'s please, thanks
>>66479546
happy birthday lad
>>66479546
Sure m8.
>>66479532
are you really from bangladesh or are you hiding you're real ip
>>66479546
you just got a year closer to death
>>66479546
Happy birthday lad. Who needs friends when you've got /heem/ and heems (available on UFC Fight Pass)?
>>66479546
Birthdays are a social construct
>>66479546
Happy birthday to (You), enjoy the heems and memes.
>>66479578
only cowards hide.
I still maintain that Bisping was robbed against Chael Sonnen. I am rewatching the fight right now and he clearly won the first 2 rounds.
I still maintain filthy tom was robbed against carmont, he clearly won all three rounds
>>66479546
Have some spinning shit m8
>>66479546
happy birthday.
>>66479733
both those guys are on the gas m8
>>66479720
No Tom only won the first round.
>>66479690
shut up fudflaps
>>66479749
>fudflaps
What did he mean by this?
>>66479546
Happy Birthday lad
Have a nice day
>>66479147
I wish there were crowd reaction cams used more often.
You can see a bunch of good ones in the background of this.
>>66479546
Happy Birthday pal!
Crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of their women
>>66479748
>tom only won the first round against francis the cuck
wew lad, i bet you think tom lost the Anderson fight too eh zuffa shill?
>>66479546
Straight up dude
Kill yourself pussy hahahahaha
They all gave him (You)s
When he started a ruse,
And they all bitched and whined
When his posts had no news.
"A couple posts early!"
Cried Yankees, so surly.
"My OP template always must be re-used!"
>>66478873
198 is kinda shit tho and thats a fightpass prelim level fight and a great one at that
>>66479546
daily reminder that there is no rational reasoning behind celebrating an event that was was out of your control. Your mom and dad decided to fuck without a condom ~9 months prior to that date and that's pretty much it.
Celebrate victories that you actually had to work for and that were the results of your own actions and effort.
>>66479819
Oh I have not seen the carmont fight. I meant the anderson fight my bad.
>>66479838
Noice
>>66479838
hehe
>>66479851
won both lad, fuck ufc meme blacks tbf
>>66479849
Just when I think edgestonia can't get any more cringeworthy, BAM
>>66479847
>198 is shit tho
Oh god just stop. On paper its card of the year so far
>>66479893
I hate that guy
>>66479907
We all do m8
>>66479896
Three years ago yea when everyone was not 38 years old
>>66479942
can't you just leave? you're always pessimistic, what's the point? literally fucking leave lad, just go
DONT WORRY BOYS
I GOT THE NEXT OP AND ITS GONNA BE A HOT ONE
Does the UFC still show UFC Primetime or is that basically replaced with Embedded?
If Andre Ward beats Kovalev, he's better than Floyd. True or false?
>>66479838
Have a (You) for that it's pretty good
>>66479532
study, fucking moron
>>66479546
I WANNA SEE THE RAINBOW HIGH IN THE SKY, I WANNA SEE YOU AND ME ON A BIRD FLYING AWAY, AND I HOPE TO SEE YOU'RE SMILE EVERY NIGHT AND DAY
im watching MIAMI VICE s01 e01 while shitposting here and i don't have regrets at all
>>66479968
I bet you can't outdo mine canacuck >:^)
>>66479893
how is that edgy? are you a product of your environment or a product of your action?
fucking sheep mentality, i swear on me mums life m8s
then again, 4chan is known for his manchild syndrome, so no surprise there
>>66479998
4u m8
There once was a group of young fight fans and bros,
Who hated Canucks
(Except Snacks&Hoez)
A rowdy young group,
They once all got duped,
When one young Canuck
Filled an OP with poop.
They all gave him (You)s
When he started a ruse,
And they all bitched and whined
When his posts had no news.
"A couple posts early!"
Cried Yankees, so surly.
"My OP template always must be re-used!"
Down to the South worked a grunt on the docks,
Who believed that this genius,
He'd surely outfox.
He'd post his TV,
And then there would be,
An applause as his internet friends
All agreed.
This seemed very odd
To the sly young Canuck.
Why would one post a pic
of a TV that sucks?
His intrigue, uncommitted,
His point was transmitted,
That the dock workers brain
Was, clearly, dim witted.
The response was an outcry of butthurt and tears.
A shitposting spree that, to some,
Lasted years.
He'd form an attack,
Gather friends, in a pack,
And begin to post pics of a man,
Who was black.
The Canuck then did chuckle,
At all the hubbub.
He cracked all his knuckles,
And hopped in the tub.
He'd write all these goofs,
Poetry on that night,
With a picture, as proof,
That his skin was quite white!
The dock worker reeled in shock, then.
"I'm BTFO'd!", he'd shouted, "AGAIN!"
His claim was addressed,
And his brain was depressed,
But his focus remained,
Quite the same.
(Still obsessed.)
The tears then began
Like the rain in a flood.
His soul filled with pain,
When he'd just been a stud.
But his stupid brain showed:
With your thought process slowed,
You get BTFO'd
By lmaobud.
>>66479977
Pretty sure it's just embedded now, I haven't seen or heard of Primetime in ages.
>>66480008
I did, exam ended yesterday.
>>66480031
The small one was relatively witty, that long fucking wall of text is as retarded as you are, Adan
>>66479546
Happy Birthday to (you)
>>66480044
i thought i told you to leave bud
>>66480044
lol don't even try to tell me that the cadence isn't fucking amazing
>>66480079
leave
>>66480090
>tfw i can have every here
>>66480090
le "true alpha males actually don't want to have offspring" man talking down to anyone
>>66479907
>>66479925
you hate me, cause you ain't me
betas
>>66480031
Bloody hell Adan
I'll read it in a bit, watching Impractical Jokers.
Your OP's are still shit though, I needed based Murican with the NEWS and INFO we loved him and now you've kicked off a trend of subpar OP's
>>66480105
You literally do not have the capacity to write a better poem than me bud
get fucked
>>66480090
S H O O K
>>66480110
True fight fans are aware of MMA news before heem catches wind of it bud. I'm promoting the sport. Go to the MMA journalism websites and read the articles, it's good for the fighters.
I just love MMA that much bud
>>66480103
>>66480105
SHOOK
>>66480105
>calling someone a beta when you delete your own posts afraid of the bants
cube-headed edgelord sperg btfo
>>66480114
>>66480131
brock lesnar's debut theme
feels gud
>>66480132
literally the only reason I delete my posts is when I make typos. I will then repost that shit with a corrected version.
>>66480147
EDGESTONIA COMPROMISED
>>66480147
>caring about making typos on 4chinz
you are the biggest fucking faggot on this board, hope lithtwink heems your ugly ass desu
>>66480147
poem fight me bitch
>>66479546
Happy (you) day, netherlandbro
I am so sorry Canada, so sorry
>>66480170
I will
>>66480147
>calling yourself alpha
>deleting posts just for one typo
>>66480178
you'll fuckin lose bud
>>66479478
Easter break. Also that's not me m8.
>>66479546
happy birthday la
>>66480186
this senpai, good post lithcuck
>>66478768
>be main event of ufc 200
>be upset
???
>>66480138
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOz-Cy3E5PQ
free feels
>>66480236
Ffs stop posting lad, this is getting a bit out of hand
>>66480236
DAYYYYYUM
>>66480236
18+ kid
Estonia has somehow become even worse than Adan.
>>66480236
lmao this is fucking horrible
What are the rules of contest going to be for the Lithcuck Vs Estonia fight? MMA, Boxing, Grappling, NHB?
>>66480295
whoever wins leads to you leaving
>>66480278
get in my guard bro
>>66480301
Why so hostile, man? All I've wanted to do is put /heem/ on the map and supply you with OC spicy bangers.
>>66479546
how many people did congratulate you today?
The rich just get away with everything
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/3/30/11327076/ufc-following-assault-charges-julianna-pena-granted-stipulation-order
>>66480343
atleast 19 people from all over the world. heartwarming desu
Estonia begging for (You)s once again,
But his words are worth less
Than a Japanese yen.
And that's even less than Canuckistan's dollar
Whose words pack more punch than
A Robbery Lawler.
Coming from a Leaf,
This drives the belief,
That Lithcuck will soon
Be high fiving his teeth.
One (you) all it took
To prove who is more shook
And a challenge was brought
Of competitive poem wrought
Estonia has gone first
And oh boy
Full of edge was his stuff
In fact so sharp was his edges
It cut all our jocular senses
In wait of Canada's response
Let's all make some good shitposts
>>66480382
F I R E
I
R
E
>>66480383
got you by one second bud lmao get BTFO'd
>>66476456
this
>>66480371
>the only congratulations you got was a result of asking for them from a mongolian public transportation-themed wallpaper website
m8 I have some bad news for you
>Jones literally cant keep himself out of trouble with the law for less than 6 months
W O W
O
W
He was so GOAT the only thing that could beat him was himself
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Give me a (You)
Or I'll make you beg yeh
You'll want dat belt yeh
But can you take the left tho
I go off in my mind such a crazy flow
Swedecuck should leave he's a cuck hoe
Give me a (you) or you'll die too
Flowy like artem i take a left like nate
You think this is bait but hey you can hate
My rhymes stimulate you like a prostate
Dropping the mic and getting (You)'s is my fate
>>66480382
Good shit
>>66480392
MY BOY JUAN TORRES
He only needs to score 5 victories in a row to a) get a 8-4 record and b) maul rothwell in the fight of my natty non-fatty supah heavy boys circa 2018
I'm not giving you a (You) america because you tried to force my hand and I don't take that shit but that wasn't bad bud, I can tell you concentrated and tried for a little bit there
>>66480382
kek
>>66480394
>>66480436
>>66480450
lol fucked him up eh boys
>>66480464
u did but not giving me a (You) is a low blow lad
>>66480481
you told me to give you a (You) twice and you also said I'll die if I won't, that's rude bud
>>66480382
When I heem you
I hope you'll enjoy the ride to the hospital
while you fist yourself with a maple syrup popsicle
>>66480432
>>66480383
>>66480382
>>66480236
This shit ain't cutting it. We need to hear your sick rhymes. The one who Vocaroo's their lyrics and spits the hottest flames gets crowned as the rap god of /heem/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BEX4HoTHoA
>>66480371
I meant people not from 4chan
>>66480494
good point kek
>>66480031
nigga are you copying these from somewhere because they're pretty damn legit
>>66480382
10/10
>>66480030
It's not that you're "wrong". It's that you think the things you point out are at all relevant or profound. You're convinced that you're blowing everyone's minds when really you're just vaguely irritating.
>tfw you're literally the only one here who doesn't have autism
>>66480236
Is this the opener to your stand up comedy set?
I am literally loving these poems senpaitachi
>>66480531
Yeah, it's pasta
>>66480555
I don't either senpai
I just wanna talk about MMA and post memes. Fuck Adan and the Eastern Europeans ruining every thread.
>>66480544
your review of the situation is incorrect. I know they are not profound, because I come from a very competetive and succesful backround where this kind of thinking is normal. It's usually the unsuccessful manchildren (read: 4chan), who have no idea what it takes to be a leader or a valuable individual. I am not blowing anyone's mind, but giving people reasons why they are shitty people and why they should change their state of mind.
>>66480555
I don't have autism. I have anxiety trouble though.
>Cormier declined comment on his arrest.
Jesus Christ, Cormier get your shit together.
>>66480531
>>66480572
It's pasta that I fucking created bud
Holy shit what is wrong with Estonia lately
>>66480598
Trying to deflect attention from the fight to his autism, because he doesn't want to ever fight Lithcuck.
>>66480598
Estonia and Canada are having an Autism face-off.
>>66480593
JON
WHY YOU COCK BLOCKING ME, JON? YOU KNOW YOU GUNNA GET THAT DICK SUCKED SOONER OR LATER
Anyone watching the presser. Silva said he was the only veteran left, with Werdum sitting right across from him.
>>66480640
link me up
>>66480659
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/03/watch-todays-ufc-198-press-conference-on-mmajunkie-at-2-p-m-et
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BEX4HoTHoA
Jesus did someone drop an autism bomb while i was looking away wtf is this shit
lol Werdum getting pissed at all the Anderson questions
>>66480681
>wtf is this shit
White boys sperging out as usual
So who is ready to see Johnson get wrestle fucked to death again?
J
>>66480555
I don't have autism, I'm schizoid
>>66480593
What's he going to say? I told you so?
For once he's actually doing the smart thing and letting Jones screw himself over.
>>66480555
I'm not autism, you're wrong. If you had met me in person you would know.
I'm dyslexic, OCD and ADD.
>>66480722
>being this autistic to believe to have a schizoid personality disorder
http://strawpoll.me/7229881
http://strawpoll.me/7229881
http://strawpoll.me/7229881
http://strawpoll.me/7229881
>>66480740
it better no stress
>>66480733
It's a great way to get into Jones' head before the fight. Clearly Jones thought he was being personally harassed by the cops, Cormier could pile that on so that when they get in the ring Jones can kick his ass even harder.
>>66480748
just so you'd know, I practised taekwondo spinning kicks today
>>66480768
>before the fight
>Implying Jones' next fight is not gonna be Deshawn from cell 37
Any good Werdum bants? Listening with a translator for the whole thing is really frustrating for some reason
>>66479546
also happy birthday
>>66480784
Jones is rich, and he's not in prison, he's in jail. The only thing he's going to be fighting his police officers looking for autographs.
>>66479546
hbd bro
>>66480787
I enjoyed this one
>>66480787
I was able to last about 4 minutes before I had to turn the stream off. The translator was making me want to perma heem myself
>>66480861
hah
>>66480409
>everybody was kung fu fighting
Lot of feet smelling going on in Brazil.
Holy fuck this thread is bad. Why is it always muh unique flag posters who sperg out?
>>66480944
All the attention of tripfagging without the need to actually have a tripcode
>>66480861
Not bad lel
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>>66480962
Shut up
Is that Cyborg there? Has anyone even asked her anything?
HEY PUSSY YOU STILL HERE?
>>66480962
that's true. I wouldn't even post here if we didn't have flags here.
>>66480994
This is pretty much confirmation you have no interest in fighting Lithcuck you pleb
new op where? :(
>>66480993
ARE YOU CALLING ME A PUSSY?
Portuguese is the worst language
>>66480561
>sethbritcuck?
i like this gimmick tbchwy keep going senpai
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>>66480994
I AIN'T DELETING THAT POST JUST TO CORRECT THAT TYPO LIKE YOU WOULD BUD
LOL BITCH
>>66481008
it's actually quite the opposite. The only reason the fight even happens is because there are flags.
new bread boys
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>>66481013
Don't talk shit. This is your first warning.
>>66476824
Plasticface McNoass for Bond villain plz
>>66480295
i like these gunni pics, you make em yourself?
>>66477727
>Simon Phoenix, lie down with your hands behind your back
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