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/heem/: big ben edition


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UPCOMING EVENTS:
4/2 - WSOF 30 (Branch vs Starks)
4/8 - Legacy FC 53 (Lima vs. Trocoli)
4/10 - UFC FN 86 (Rothwell vs Dos Santos)
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Nurmagomedov vs Ferguson)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Campos)
4/16 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (Johnson vs Cejudo)
5/6 - ONE FC (TBA)
5/8 - UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/14 - UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)

MMADIGEST: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDS2KwSdEc4

NEWS:
>Jon Jones Arrested
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/3/29/11326104/jon-jones-arrested-for-probation-violation

>Hendricks vs Gastelum @ UFC 200
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/3/29/11324274/johny-hendricks-vs-kelvin-gastelum-in-the-works-for-ufc-200
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>20 posts too early
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>Overheem
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BIG
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JONES JONES!

IT DON'T MATTER WHERE YOU CUM BOY I'M SUCKIN'
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>>66465372
BEN
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http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/updated-ultimate-list-of-sherdog-classics-memes-and-legends.3209641/
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who team felon here
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>>66465413
ROTHWELL
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The DC meme is the p4p top meme in heem right now.
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>>66465443
>felon

he a gud boi he dindu nufin da popo be racis wit jon mayne
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>>66465473
>wife's son

Heem urself my man
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>>66465473
arrange some quality time for your wife's son with her bull
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>>66465562
call him a nigger and vote trump
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>People call this hot

Look at this ugly fucking mug. This is even with her wearing makeup.

Why do people pretend she's attractive? Her fake tits?
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>>66465419
FUCK i remember positive balance. me and him literally thought BJ was the greatest of all time back then

feels bad man
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previous thread isn't at limit and this one is off topic

we deserve deletion
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>>66465680
She's a 10/10, and I'm sorry you can't appreciate that.
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>>66465419
1 heem meem = 15 Shertard memes

>6x steaks a day
>Neetrex
>Joe Rogan at the market (electrical interference) stolen from /b/ that Cerrone replied to
>Schaub
>Sageposting
>Trump and /heem/ alliance
>Rogan posting
>Onnit
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>>66465396
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>>66465500
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>>66465760
If this is your taste you should walk around an American trailer park. You'll find plenty of genetic trash like her.
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>>66465780
>that cerrone replied to

link?
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>>66465500
dc is like a never ending gobstopper but for memes

he had the jones shit talk mk 1
then the cake dance thing
then the laughing gif
and now the jones homo shit talk

hes p4p top 5 with memes
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THEY DON'T EVEN LIKE MEMES
THEY JUST HATE JON JONES
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Just stepped out of the sensory deprivation tank.

About to hit the kettlebells.
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My Dana's wife's bf's Jon Jones just asked to borrow my car keys, do?
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>>66465869
It's unfortunate that you have such shit taste.
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jon jones dindu nuffin
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>>66465954
>not taking alfabrane before workout
for shame
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>>66466065
>crash
THEY JUST HATE JON JONES
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>>66466065
I'm in the same situation.
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>>66465954
and after that stare at a picture of Ronda Rousey and have a little cry session.
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Now this is shitposting
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Big kicka mule
Dipped in hot cotton
Make water like candy
And a fever like mine
Big boiler
Make rotten grey matter
not spoiled like the child who pops them two at a time
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my mum's daughter's brother isn't carbing the fack up, what do i do /heem/?
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fucking hell lads has heem finally lost it?
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>>66466092
>my wife's dog
Uh oh poo poo
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My wife's son just got exposed and lost the tile, is he still my boy?
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>>66466147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkaX6tyq9pI
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>>66465473
>>66465506
>>66465553
>>66465562
>>66465592
>>66465637
>>66465722
>>66465736
>>66465818
>>66465983
>>66465995
>>66466065
>>66466092
>>66466144
>>66466152
End your lives
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>>66466065
hold on, let me ask my wife's bull if it's okay. I'll tell him that it won't affect the portion of my paycheck that goes to him or my wife, so it should be fine

push comes to shove you can chill in my shed, but I usually hang out there when my wife needs some 'quality time'
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wow there's a lot of married people on heem hey?
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>>66466147
this is what the faggot OP gets for starting a thread too early
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>>66466171
get in my guard bro
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>>66466171
Get in my guard then we'll see
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Guys my girlfriend of 3 years just saw me watching presser for 197.
She told me that me watching her getting pounded by Boris and cleaning her afterwards,having Cristiano Ronaldo as my favourite football player and watching sweaty men roll on the floor was quite a good indicator about my homosexuality but that hearing some "fat black ex-navy seal" talking about sucking other guys dick is just too much and that I don't leave her any other options than break up. Help pls.
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>>66466171
And Mackey skates clean? This guy... this guy is just pissing... just pissing all over us, and we just smile and lick it up? Vic Mackey kills cops! He... he deals drugs! He beats suspects! You know what he did yesterday?

He... he screwed my ex-wife with the sole purpose of making this investigation seem like a personal vendetta. He may have assassinated a gang leader. And that's just all in one day. I wonder what he's going to do today. I wonder what he's going to do tomorrow. This guy... this guy is just pissing... he's pissing all over us. He's pissing on you. What does it taste like? Chief, what does it taste like, 'cause you know what, it tastes like piss to me!
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my wifes bull just told me to get off the internet and go buy him some milk and condoms

pic related its the bull
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When is Paige getting her title shot?
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JON JONES!

GET YA DICK TOGETHER BOY I'M WAITIN' FOR YA!
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>>66466266
When she isn't an overrated whore, so never.
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>>66466246
>and go buy him some milk

I go through 6L of milk per week.
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guys, my girlfriend lost her bantamweight title back in december and felt suicidal but the thoughts of her having my children alone are what saved her. however, i'm just not ready for this time of commitment and i'm scared she'll balloon up like a fat cow, as she has been doing for the past 3 months, advice?
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Guys Frank Mir here. Chael told me about this place. But he posts on another board. I'm having trouble with my wife. She was formerly a stripper and I met her while working security. After losing to Mark she said she couldn't be with me. No respect for a man who gets "heemed" as you say. She wants me to either sleep on the couch or move out. But I've grown to love her two children a boy and girl, raising them as my own and having two children with her. What do I do? Thanks.
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>>66466109
kek
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My ex-wife's gay son who I'm raising just told me his favorite fighter is Daniel Cormier
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>>66466373
what contains ur milk senpai
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>>66466404
my gut?
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>>66465332
>that webm
lmao, the fuck is this
what is this autistic dance, what is this autistic girl doing kek
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>>66466334
you fucking bitch everyone knows Paige is waiting until marriage
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Do you guys really think Yokai Watch is the Pokemon killer the media hyped it up to be?
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>>66466149
>tfw you just reminded me Ghost is back
Shit man I've missed the past two days.
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>>66466462
I wonder if Paige would work as a ring card girl along with fighting.
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>>66466462
"I literally started training MMA because I wanted to fuck fighters. I also fucked my dad when I was a teenager."

-t. Paige Whore Zant
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Guys my wife's Hawaiian son won't stop eating my food. Wut dp?
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>>66466528
I can smell the trailer trash from here
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>>66466528
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I never told mom about that fight.
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is fedor the GOAT?
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>>66466743
Best can crusher of all time.
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>>66466729
Disgustingly vulgar display.
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Who /Officer Jon/ here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKj0ZqhaBIQ
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>>66466393
frank ;..;
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>>66465419
>Sherdog

I haven't been there since the Gerbil was still updating his Connection Rio blog; funny thing is, is that he is now my professor.
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>tfw UFC 200 is shit
>tfw just got my taxes done and I owe money for the first time
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how the fuck is hector lombard making lw lmao
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>>66466796
You all laughed at me claiming my wife's son as a dependent, but aren't laughing at my tax return.
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>>66466796
I read this headline to my wife and we both laughed

that's hilarious
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>>66466773
WEC must have just hired local strippers or something.
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>>66466796
>tfw owed $400

Also what in the fuck is going on in here? You niggers are normally pretty fucking retarded, but man this is something else.
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>>66466831
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>>66466831
hes off the roids for good senpai
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>>66466831
(You)
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>>66466796
>tfw the better you do fiscally the worse they get you on tax day

Fuck me. I need to find a wife that already has a son for some tax breaks.
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>>66466831
You can take anti-roids to shrink down a bit
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>>66466796
stay cucked wagie
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>>66466881
Honestly I don't understand why you wouldn't do that, unless you're trying to come off as classy or something
Baffles me that UFC bothers with """"official"""" ring girls
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Who will get further?
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>>66467054
I'll heem them both
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>175 bucks for cageside for Fight Night 88

hmmmmmmmm i might take up that deal
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>>66467123
I've had this happen a few times to me recently
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is fight fan danaspeak for cuck?
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>>66467180
>Fightfan
>Dana speak
eyl casual
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>>66467052
They actually get tested before use
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>>66467052
who knows, I'm actually surprised that since Ronda's popularity blew up that there wasn't a ton of feminists getting angry that ring card girls still existed.
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>>66467156
I don't know if any of you saw it but damn Mark went nuclear this morning on some dude.
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>>66467156
>>66467265
Mark Hunt is a fucking gigantic pussy
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>>66467225
theyd just be another bunch of feminists angry that the original feminists cost fellow women jobs
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>>66467289
So you're the one he went off on? You okay Ray Kim?
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>>66467309
oh damn so they cancel each other out.
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>>66466729
someone should have given her a better explanation of the job than 'it's just like your stripper routine, but with a placard'
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Can we discuss the matchups mentioned in the previous thread? They all look quite good to me (me).

>>66456065
>Strickland vs Breese (UFC 199)
>Esparza vs Lima (UFC 197)
>Alvey vs Theodorou (UFC Ottawa)
>Bosse vs O'Connell (UFC Ottawa)
>McCrory vs Jotko (UFC Ottawa)
>Garcia vs Covington (UFC Ottawa)
>Aubin Mercier vs Gouti (UFC Ottawa)
>Ivanov vs Copeland (WSOF 31)

In particular, The first 4 really stand out.
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>>66467297
Let me see you conduct your business when you get manhandled by Nate and Frankie.
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>>66467397
should be spicy lad, McCrory vs Jotko winner can become a top prospect at MW
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>>66467297
>lose to Nate at 196
>lose to Nate again at 200
>lose to Frankie at UFC: MSG
>jump to 155lb
>Aldo follows
>lose to Aldo
>retire a broke husk of a fighter
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>>66466147
There's just not enough to talk about considering the good ufc events are still on their way
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>>66467436
steroid convention
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lads my wife's bull told me to stop laughing or else I'll be on snacky cleanup duty for a whole month, can you go easy on the dank memes?
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>>66467479
can't wait. Conor will be a pawn to help push fight pass within 2 years.
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>>66467479
>lose to Frankie
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>>66467366

"beating me and my brother with a broom handle is so bad"

"omg raping my sister repeatedly is terrible"

"he used to crouch over me and GNP me and that's why I can't GNP guys nowadays"

"he used to keep hitting me and that's why I can't finish guys without walking away"

"I saw the grim reaper"

god what a pussy
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>>66466769
>Cro Cop
>Arlovski
>Mark Hunt
>cans
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>>66466467
I don't see it happening. Pokemon is to big to overcome.
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>>66467500
lmao i know that feel bro
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfL9ovYOJFA

>tfw you are at a strip club and realise that you missing a UFC card
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>>66467534
Nope, not definitely not okay. Here's a website to help you cope since I'm not sure what part of Canadia you are located in.

http://www.suicide.org/hotlines/international/canada-suicide-hotlines.html
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>>66467554
Arlovski had a glass chin.
Mark Hunt is a striking specimen but can't hold his own on the ground and Fedor knew that.
Cro Cop is Fedor's only noteworthy win.
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>>66467630
lol america
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>>66467509
fuck you Tom Cruise guy
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>>66467479
>lose to Nate again at 200
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>>66466796
how does someone even manage to think of someone spending 80k so fast
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>>66467456
Could you imagine McCrory going on a title run? That would be beautiful.
Strickland vs Breese... man, love that matchup, both young big welterweights with high level striking. Whoever wins that is going to get those juicy top 15 matchups.
Also gonna start sending my prayers to Smiling Sam to end Elias Theodorou's corporeal existence
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>>66466172

kek
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>>66467653
>those wins don't count because he exploited their weaknesses
What retarded fucking logic is that?
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>>66467589
>>66467589
>>66467589

stop posting this kind of shits because it's late here
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>>66467653

>big nog
>not a noteworthy win

Pick |-1|
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Why are the GOATs at LW all asian or part-asian?
1. Aoki Shinya
2. BJ Penn
3. Benson Henderson
4. Kawajiri
5. Caol Uno
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>>66467811
>those wins don't count because fighters who have weaknesses that you can pinpoint from a mile away are obviously not that good

Were you dropped on your head as a child or are you just a mentally challenged Abo?
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>>66467589
is this the endgame for lonely betas?
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>>66466467
>>66467556
I used to love Pokemon.

Chansey is, by far, the best Pokemon to own IRL though.
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>>66467950

Saku gotta make the list surely
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Top 5 wins that don't count due to unsportsmanlike exploitation of an unpatchable weakness
>RDA vs Cowboy
>Pettis vs Cowboy
>Miocic vs Arlovski
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>
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>>66467955
So now AA and Hunt aren't good fighters?
Any fighter that has a notable weakness isn't good and unless the fighter is perfectly well rounded it doesn't matter if anyone beats them?
You're being silly honestly, since Fedor didn't sub AA or stand with Hunt he didn't beat them according to you
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That feel when DC paid cops to fuck John up
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>>66468050

>Duffy vs McGregor
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>>66467950
m8 aoki got embarrassed in the US
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>>66468008
can someone post a normal one for comparison
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>>66468090
I'm saying that once Fedor fought in an organization that promoted actual talent he got crushed. Not because of age or his opponents PED abuse.
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>>66468163
>lost to Gil Melendez and Eddie Alvarez
How embarrassing
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>>66465680
random miesha thoughts
nice ass, cool hair, but a schnozz that that should be nicknamed "target". fake tits added a few pounds to her weight - not too smart addition. vs coenen was boring as watching shit dry - the only way she won was by choke. she's a scrapper and has heart - she's improved greatly since coenen but holly took it easy on her and she won that fight the same chump way she won her strikeforce belt. she's always had sex appeal; she's never been pretty. butterface 4.5/10. discounting the fame/money factor i would bang only after 18 beers in 3 hours. for some reason i take great joy when she gets gets it in the nose
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Would any non-dicksucking male ever shave his beard like this? I mean look at that fine tiny strip on his upper lip.
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>>66466467
>>66467989
Miltank my man. Would never have to by milk again
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>>66468341
all black guys do that

kimbo is the only black guy in mma with a non-shit beard
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>>66468341

UFC 200: Jones and DC 69ing in the middle of the cage
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>>66468402
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>>66468322
Yeah he lost to two of the best of the new breed in Bigfoot and Werdum, and got KOd in a wild scramble by Hendo but that had absolutely nothing to do with the promotion he was in or what talent they were promoting.That doesn't even make sense honestly. You're a weirdo.
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>>66468514
fuck, bones really bulked up
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>>66467492

>based werdum
>roids

fuck off cunt
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>>66468476

holy shit lmao
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>>66467297
I guess business doesn't sleep because it taps first?
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>>66468533
It makes all the sense in the world if you aren't a blindfolded Fedor nuthugger. Pride had an extreme amount of scripted matches and Don Frye(one of their big draws) has confirmed that on numerous occasions.
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>>66468223
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>>66468686
So Pride was scripting it so that a Russian with no charisma was smashing all their big stars instead of Fujita or something?
I'm not a massive Fedor fan honestly I just think it's retarded when people think he was a shitter just because he lost eventually
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>>66467297
CONFIRMED FOR FIGHTING DC
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>>66467509
>>66467679

heem urself cuck
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WE GOT A MEME FIGHT

Elias Theodorou vs Sam Alvey at UFC: Ottawa
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>>66468341
I just saw the reflection, jesus christ you memers
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>>66469135
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Joe Rogan on McGoober Diaz rematch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSvTJGoa1q8
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>>66469505
rogan says conor and nate were the same weight on fight night
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>>66469563
Joe Rogan is a thick cunt what do you expect
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>>66469563
its funny that casuals think Conor "gained weight" for that fight
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>>66469939

He was prolly bulking up a bit to fight RDA, but only an idiot would believe that it was a welterweight fight. They're both lightweights.
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why joe rogan hates aldo so fucking damn much?

I never saw him talk about him without offending him
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>>66469505

>9:22
>it's a Joe Rogan talks about how stupid the 12-6 elbows rule is and explains how it got made because of karate brick-breaking shows episode
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My wife doesn't understand that a new puppy has to respect you as the alpha. When it looks into your eyes, you can't avert your gaze, you have to prove to it that you are the ultimate authority.

How can I get her to understand this? Our older dog does whatever the fuck I want, but she lets the puppy jump all over the place and do whatever it wants.
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>>66469505
Is anyone not a mothercucker to Joe?
>>
joe rogan talking shit about cyborg roiding then goes back to talk random stuff about fucking holly holm and ronda rousey like they are the nattiest natties in the world, wtf
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>>66470400
I remember him talking about that during a FOX broadcast.
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>>66470378
>>66470542
the guys a thick cunt with heavy biases, not really news
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>>66470648

He has literally mentioned it on 1000 occasions.
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>>66470449
looks like your wife is the alpha bud.
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Bros how do I achieve Vitor mode?
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>>66470648
>during a FOX broadcast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruxYSleOX6c
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>>66470973
Stop trying
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Vitor is +250

Why shouldn't I put my life savings on him?

Romero was able to rock Jacare
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>>66470973
>>66471027
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>>66471000
No one cares about that video. Why did you even reply to me with it? Cause I said FOX?
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>>66465500

>flag
>topic

Not surprised
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>>66470973

First thing you gotta do is no for gay jesus
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>>66470973
crush and snort the body of christ
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>>66471087
>tfw you get btfo
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>>66470973

Designer peptide "supplements"
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>TFATK tour is coming to my city
>want to buy ticket but have no one to go with me

fug
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>>66465760
I wouldn't go that far. Do you know what calling a woman 10/10 means?
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**SMACKS LIPS**

JON, I AM WILLING TO SUCK YOUR DICK IN THERE, CAN YOU SAY THE SAME?
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When did /heem/ turn into /wwe/?
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>>66471065
Because no steroids

Nah, Just kidding, Curitiba is the doping capital of hueland, they'll both fight juiced to the gills
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>>66467054
Nigga Fili has already been heem'd multiple times in the Octagon. Weak ass beta male.

Garbrant is aight. I'm not on the hype train at all, but Almeida is a huge test
>>
>>66471313

It'll turn back once Rory/Wonderboy fight then change again and stay /wwe/ for a few more years
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>>66470395
that unexpectedly made me laugh pretty hard
>>
is cormier dick suck posting the spiciest meme of 2016
>>
https://twitter.com/TWooodley/status/714633566236217344
>@TWooodley
>The police officer that pulled @JonnyBones over is the stereotyping, targeting,profiling, harassing type that give good officers a bad wrap
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>>66471592

Women's Day is cancer
>>
>>66471634
It's 2016 already? Since when?
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>>66471649

Does Tyrone ever say anything of value on twitter?
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>>66471592
kek

this just in --- cyborg is officially a man
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>>66471744

Does anyone ever say anything of value on Twitter?
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>>66471867
yes
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#freejonjones
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>>66471867
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>>66470915
no the pup jumps all over her and bites her and shit
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>>66471977

UFC should be giving Jones random driving tests desu
>>
I just feel so sad
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>>66471743

Big Ben is gonna heem JDS at the end of the 2nd and we will be graced with another GOAT-tier interview. He still won't get a title shot though. Cap this post.
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>>66471980
Sage is either a very subtle troll or just naturally retarded.
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>>66472164
I guess we share something in common at least
>>
>>66472164

He's a 20 year old from Texas who grew up in a fundamentalist household with his dad living through him. He's not smart enough to be winding us up.

Smart money is on him being a government project gone awry
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>>66467297
Conors out. Artem is in.

Artem va Nate UFC 200
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>>66472438
are they going to duct tape Nate's arms to his sides to make it a fair fight?
>>
NIIIIKIIIII DIAZZT EEEEEEEEEEE
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Is Neil Magny vs Hector Lombard on the spicy banger list?
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>>66472560

Lorenzo vs Mighty Mouse, who wins
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I guess this confirms the rematch
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>>66472652
Lorenzo by plantation ownership
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>>66472805
that shirt rockhold is wearing holy shit
>>
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OOqsUPimRKo

HE'S GOING ALL OUT
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>>66472805
YOU JUST KNOW
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>>66472672
What do you think the crotch part smells like?
>>
>>66472940
I enjoy his videos desu lad

everyone is on the gas m8
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>>66467479
> loses to frankie and aldo

He clearly would lose to Marcus Brimage if they rematched as well, right? One loss, never any good, all a fluke etc.
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>>66467374
She looks like she has only one really long tooth
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>>66473267
non cummy eye we meet again
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>>66465680

If you were a grown man you'd know that personality > looks
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>>66472672
I don't think it's wise for Goober to revel his secret supplements publicly. Someone might take note and become the next MMA sensation.
>>
>>66466171
Is this the cure for the c.uck meme? Mass saturation?
>>
>>66472672

I'm not that much a McGob fan, I just like how he sells fights. But I will literally cry if he loses.
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>>66472940
>you were born just in time to see a pissed off australian vegan cyclist shit on the entire world from his tweaker shack to a decent sized audience

feels good
>>
Jones won't make weight (because he's in jail).
>>
>>66473420
Those supps are not fda approved and have been known to have banned peds in them.
The fighters dont take them. Smart fighters anyway.
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The DC v Jones and Diaz v McGregor fights are so one sided they're only worth watching for the 0.001% chance DC or McGregor actually win.
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Miesha vs Rousy 3
Holm vs Rousey 2
Borg vs Rousey

Which one do you want more senpai?
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>>66472940
Could one Luimarco defeat Durian (no bananas)?
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>>66473550

DC v Jones, maybe
McGob vs Diaz maybe not. McGob rolled into Diaz's straight and that rocked the shit out of him. He was winning until that point.
>>
>>66473553
Borg vs any. Either way itll be a fucking massacre
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>>66473449
brings the best memes

you're on the gear kant
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>>66473553
How stupid do you have to be to think Miesha vs Rousey isn't going to be the same shit again? That Rousey is going to advance like a shithead and rely on her Mike Tyson striking anymore.
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>>66467156
>would of
Not you too, Mark.
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>mfw I'm on the gas and could /heem/ every here
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>>66473584
>He was winning until that point
maybe but he sure didnt survive round 2 and rounds 3,4,5 would not have been nice for Gooby
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>>66471346
wew lads fresh memes
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>>66465332
>>66465332

>strong, virile black bull getting heemed by a fat bald white neckbeard

yes...

YES

TEAM ROTHWELL BABAAAAY
>>
>>66473661
I'm a fully natty brah carbed up vegan and I'll choke you out easy
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>>66473584
Diaz took his hardest hits and was unfazed. McGregor took a few shots from Diaz in R2 alone and was rocked.

I can't seem him going 5 rounds taking those Diaz shots and surviving.
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>>66473550

D.C. is going to merk Jones yo
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>>66473618
Rogaines excited for it
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>>66473584
>winning up to a point against a Diaz in striking
Nigga plz
McGregor was already almost gassed and had done the remarkable thing of cutting a Diaz. That's it. He lost the fight in the first round trying on a strong chin. I'll call the fucking rematch right now: ref stoppage in the third from strikes, Diaz wins.
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>>66473746
The UFC hype man is excited for it?!

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING!
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>>66473772
Ss
>>
>McGregor brings the most boring division of the UFC to the greatest level of hype

>heem shits on him for it

Fuck you.
>>
>>66473817
The hype is empty.
>>
>>66473817
who cares what a bunch of 4chan nerds think
>>
>>66473828
no it isn't he KO'd one of the most dominant champions in 13 seconds, he cleaned out da fedda weight division in a year minus one pillowfisted manlet
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>>66473817
oh wow so cool teach me
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>>66473844
nobody is shitting on him for the hype he brings you dummy goofball
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>>66473817
Everyone likes McGregor, even the haters, they love hating on him and browsing /heem/ to shitpost. He's the ultimate meme-fighter the UFC needed.
>>
Which BJJ coaches did Dana hire for Conor to secure him a victory?
>>
>>66473919
Eddie Brahahahahahavo
>>
>annoying Irish faggot finally loses
>his fans STILL can't stop taking about him
Jesus christ lads
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Why is this allowed to happen?
>>
Best fighters who will never win the title?

>Carlos Condit
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>>66474011
>le throw volume instead of damaging strikes man
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>>66473919
I actually work for MMA Fighting. Who I am I will not reveal but I do have the inside scoop. It's well known were are getting McGregor/Diaz 2. And his BJJ coach has been chosen. It's Marcelo Garcia. How they came to that is rather complicated. UFC is full of politics. It isn't like the NFL,MLB, NBA where there's a draft. It's about who you know. And Rogan really lobbied to get Eddie the job. But Dana knew Eddie had helped Conor before and looked where it got him. Rener Gracie also pushed hard to get the job among others. Apparently Demian Maia was around,Dana walked right up to him and asked him who the best BJJ guy was or one of them. Demian said "Marcelo Garcia maybe" and now he is Conors coach. Trust me. It will be everywhere tomorrow.
>>
>>66474011
cormier unironically
>>
>>66473941
>losing makes you unworthy of talking about.
C'mon man, most fighters have 5+ losses and are still worth mentioning/discussing.
Think of your boys, don't be a hypocrite just because you don't like someone else's boy.

I hated Anderson Silva for years, I had to wait a long time to be able to laugh at him but at least that day finally came.
McGoober's day came a lot quicker, be thankful for that as a hater.
>>
>>66474052

Kill yourself
>>
>>66474052
everyone already knows this and you don't work for mma fighting
>>
>le epic gas mene

you guys can't seriously be this retarded, can you? these guys are elite athletes that have been training and conditioning their entire lives, why the fuck would they jeopardize their health and careers with steroids? not everyone is a frail manlet that needs to juice to break 200 lbs.
>>
>>66474062
>this autism
Fuggen lel, I'm just sick of hearing about the dude is all. Usually the casuals hibernate between his fights.
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>mcgregor has a good ground game
>>
Post YFW Conor is on a 2 fight losing streak
>>
>>66474031
he throws some of the best knees/elbows in all of MMA, and can finish fights.

Not seeing a problem desu. Guys who go for the home run punch every swing tend to gas and lose.
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>>66474052
I actually work for the FBI. Who I am I will not reveal but I do have your IP address. Expect the party van to pull up in front of your house soon. You've been charged for plagiarism.
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>Conor has a bad ground game
>Yes I have been watching since UFC 194
>>
What is everyone talking about DC sucking dick?

Did he say something else stupid?
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>>66474239
He said he's going down to the jail where Jones is to suck his dick since he can't wait till next month.
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>>66474239
DC was threatening to suck Jon's dick.
>>
>>66474272
>>66474273

Please tell me theres a video of this.
>>
>>66472940
Who dis? UFC casual here
>>
>>66474077
because they're past their prime on a loss streak
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>>66474337
DC said he'd upload it to xvideos as soon as he's had his fill.
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OFFICER JONES ON THE SCENE
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>>66473553

Borg Rousey and borg holly tbch
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>>66474603
>>>/jail/
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>>66472940

>nick smoked a bong and can't be in ringside
>hector and silva are already fighting

very good kaant
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would vince heem lorenzo?
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>>66474239
>>66474337
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57ScEXyq0F0#t=47m35s
>47:35
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Goodnight /heem/
>>
>>66474239

I don't think Jones told him to suck his dick, I think DC was trying to make Jones seem gay and it backfired.
>>
>>66474697
do you think he samples the divas?
>>
>>66474697
natty af tbqh
>>
>>66473374
Miesha has nothing going for her in personality.

If we're going by personality then there is no fightfu cuter than Joanna.
>>
>>66474713
No shit Sherlock
>>
>>66474718

i heard he fucked brocks wife

>>66474730

yes, they have usada too i hear :^)
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>>66474697
100% yes
>>
ay lids where can I watch dem K1 Hero's events
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>>66474793
Holy shit, Torrie Wilson. She was one of my first go to faps growing up.

Going to blow some nostalgia loads tonight.

Thanks anon.
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https://youtu.be/NpejbCulbCQ

???
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>>66474851
I hate Sage too, but I don't think this guy said anything in 3 minute video.
>>
Anybody have the picture of the market copypasta cowboy responded to?
>>
this is honestly the dumbest heem thread I've seen yet
>>
Big booty bump 'n grind is the only porno I watch.

Am I a cuck?
>>
>>66474902

True, Torrie Wilson was shit
>>
really contemplating getting on the gas tbch, starting to get really out of shape rn...
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daily reminder that Sage and and Cody were born from the same parents
>>
>>66474851
why is this so entertaining lol
>>
>>66474969
>tfw she's wasting those genes with a literal shitskin manlet
>>
>>66474969
you just know she has a huge clit
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>>66474964
>tfw Molly got thick
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daily reminder that neetrex would absolutely destroy rda
>>
Fuck the haters, that. All those "my ex wife's dog", "my wife's son","my girlfriends other boyfriend "posts were funny.
>>
>>66475042

I agree
>>
>>66475042
Nothing funnier than shitposters who get angry when a moderator needs to tell them to act like an adult
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>>66475042

You think that's suffering? can't Bane post on /tv/,

I want to kill myself
>>
>>66465680

that ass tho

most female mma fighters are butterfaces

i mean who wouldn't fuck a perfectly toned athletic ass? Just do it doggy style and turn off the lights
>>
lads i been 4 weeks on the gas and i'm starting to get some serious facial bloat
>>
>>66475107
Maybe stop ingesting gasoline you dumbfuck, it's good you haven't died yet
>>
>>66475096
>>>/tv/67624493
>>
>>66475107

post before and after gains right now
>>
>>66475107
what kind of gear is it, is it worth it ?
>>
>>66475139

tv is chaos at this time, mod is asleep
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>>66466729
What a trooper
>>
What's up faggots? Guess who's no longer a NEET? Thats right, me.

Being a NEET is degenerate and you should stop being one.
>>
>>66466238
Tell that bitch to either get Onnit or leave. Never date someone that is not a real fight fan
>>
>>66475270
What did you do?
>>
>>66475270
You can stream UFC for free, no need to work.
>>
>>66467052
>>66467225
I think it would be funny to have ring guys in places like Invicta.
Just big jacked Brock Lesnar/Overeem type guys.
>>
>>66475308
>I think it would be funny
Haha just as a joke right haha
>>
>>66475301
I got a job. A very respected job in fact. One I'll enjoy taking about with my family at Christmas time.

Get out there and find success like me, NEET.

>>66475306
That's theft. You wouldn't steal your sisters virginity.
>>
>yfw UFC 200 uses face the pain as the intro
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>>66475339
>>
>>66475339
>it's an even spicer remade version of the history of ufc video which ends with face the pain for the whole main card

fuck i want to know is lawler is fighting gsp already, lawler has been prodding gsp since he retired trying to lure him back but he isn't a big enough asshole to be any more then an interview question.
>>
I'm curious what /heem/ does for a living. Post your age, job and pay/hr.

>38
>head chef at McDonald's
>£5.30/hr
>>
>>66475339
>>66475355
They brought it back once didnt they? But the last event had fucking DMX
>>
Jones isn't going to get pulled from the card. I-is he?
>>
>>66475347
I want to hug Hunto
>>
>>66465396
>>66465808
>>66465854
>>66465955
>>66466238
>>66466304
who is this semen demon?
>>
>>66475362
they brought it back for 195 maybe?

some card casuals wouldn't watch
>>
>>66475383
Dick Chugger
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Do you think he'll ever be top 5 material?
>>
>>66475270

what job you doing lad?
>>
>>66475364
The drag racing story didn't blow up. I doubt it.
>>
>>66475456
It's possible, he's got good heart, good fight intelligence, great cardio and recovery. In a few years, once the current top 5 are up in the years, he could easily be a contender, especially if he keeps improving like he has.
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>>66475505

>t. swedecuck
>muh young lankey black meme bull who got HEEMED the fuck out in first round
>muh potential

gtfo
>>
>>66475521
Can you stop memeing for a second and actually discuss fighters instead
>>
>>66475529

>pls discuss meme fighter pls i need my merkelbux for fellating black bulls

you're literally discussing a meme fighter lad wew.
>>
>>66475456
Who you think Magny gets next? I saw Matt Brown IF he beats Maia. or the winner of Albert and Gunnar.
>>
>>66475570
A bullet from a white police officer
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>tfw no neetrex bf

does anyone know this feel? i would love to be spooned by a man who has connections, a man who in the palm of his beautiful hands lay the future of the whole industry. i would be so wet waiting for him after conor drops him off from his neet embedded haircut and steak. I would just...
>>
>>66475581
m8 that sounds pretty gay 2bh
>>
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>>66474704
thanks - here's a (You) and some mieshatoe
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>>66475586

call it what you want lad, it's <current year> and I need me a newtrexbf...
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>>66475570
Matt Brown is a good fight, but Tumenov might even be a step down for Magny at this point. Beating Lombard means he's broken into fighting top 10 competition or even top 5. I could easily see him fighting Woodley or even Hendricks if Johny loses his next fight with Gastelum.
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>>66473817
He left the division homie.

He wants to keep bringing hype, he should think about defending his belt.
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>>66475597

>magny is top 5

t. LITERAL swedeKEK
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It Maia beats Matt Brown should he get a title shot
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>>66475456
Top 5 at best

I just dont see him actually getting by any of the top guys at this point, they're just too well rounded and strong
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>>66475607
Yes. Maia has consistently been beating the breaks off of ranked guys for a while. And tbqh he has a good chance of finishing robbie.
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>>66475607

>if mickey gall beats punk he deserves a title shot, after all, punk is a former world heavyweight champion :^)

see how stupid you sound?
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https://streamable.com/88qh
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>>66475619
CM Punk has a win over Lesnar so I'm cool with Mickey getting a title shot
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>>66475620

fuck off with this shit lad

why is /heem/ so fucking ass today god damn
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>tfw the we're yet to find out who Artem's opponent is for the UFC 200 co-main
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>>66475628

rda lad. good post
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>>66475628
I can see them matching him up with Bobby Lashley. Rocky and Bulltwinkle.
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>>66475633

>tfw usada lashley

why did dana not take lashley anyway? he would have been a draw tbchwy
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>>66475570
brown is his training partner, so he won't
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>>66475636
Nobody knows who he is.
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>>66475613
>good chance of finishing Robbie
I don't know about that. How exactly is he supposed to get Robbie down? He definitely can't stand and bang with him and Robbie's TDD is so good I can't see Maia getting him down
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>>66475636
Dana wants to legitimize MMA you dolt. CM Punk at least has a win over Brock Lesnar.
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sage memecutt lads
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>>66475646
>implying he wont just sweep him after pulling guard
>Implying Maia didnt throw Cheal sonnen
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>>66475626
don't be a shitcunt m8, this is a beautiful show of emotions. There's decades of years of interactions, choices and delusions summed up together in one short moment.
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My buddy has close ties to the UFC

He just told me due to the fan backlash, the new UFC 200 main event will be the Diaz Bros vs Conor McGregor and Hornswoggle in a tag team match

Don't leak this to that shifty Jew Ariel yet, it's not 100% confirmed
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>>66475656

fuck off estonia you twink manlet ducking cube-headed faggot
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>>66475665

>mfw hornswoggle has more reach than artem
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>>66468332
Don't lie to your self.. You would hit it and talk about it for the rest of your stupid life
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>>66475651
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>>66475690

>haha the attendant at qatar airways gave me this sandwich, very delicious, gotta be careful since I'm watching my diet haha!
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>>66475696
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Bloodstainlane died?

What the fuck

RIP
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>>66475710
Got a source famalam
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lads post only good posts, stop posting shit-tier posts for fucks sake man fuck. every post after this will get a (You) rating it on its decency, post on brothers, post on
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>>66475726
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>>66475740

good post
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>>66475688
no - i have better and have had better. but then again - i've had worse ---- much worse. usually after 18 beers in 3 hours.
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>>66467156
god why is mark hunt such a fucking happy dumbass

people like that piss me off
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https://streamable.com/88qh
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Why do they randomly let you come in 1 pound heavy if it's a non-title fight?
Doesn't make any sense
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>>66475847

bad post lad wew fuck off with this meme shit question damn
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>>66475847
because it's too much of a hustle to penalize people coming in 0.1lbs overweight
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>>66475847
Probably because 1 pound is 400grams, which is less than 1kg.
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>>66475847
Because no one cares, dummy. Only goofs fight at their walking weight instead of cutting weight, so facilitators want to make it as easy as possible for them to cut
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>>66475877

REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>conor will win at ufc 200
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>>66475905
He was beating the shit out of Nate until he went for that takedown.
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>>66475905

>i want to bait manlet actor cuck

wew australia just fucking wew
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>>66475911
>this is what casuals actually believe
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>>66475911
I know someone that legitimately believes this. Even thinks the takedown attempt was a good idea. He is scottish though, so maybe his judgement is clouded.
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>>66465443
poor richnigga jones. he is about to lose his ass. you would think that idiot would be able to stay out of trouble for a shit ton of money.
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>>66475905
>yfw McGregor opens as the betting favorite
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>>66475911
>>66475913
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>>66475934
>nate busted and bloodied the fuck up probably doesn't count for "non-casuals"
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>>66475911
>He was beating the shit out of Nate until he went for that takedown.
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>>66475847
Weightclasses are a social construct
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>>66475967
#endweightclassshaming
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>>66475941

>yfw neetrex bets his conorbux on nate

>>66475963

he got rocked multiple times and hit alot on the ground, him fighting at 200 is a bad idea from his healths perspective, nate probably concussed the fuck out of him
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schaub lads
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>>66475974
No doubt about it
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>>66475982
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>>66475983

>that punch into the choke

so fucking satisfying every time

>>66475985

he is the funniest when heemed period. if he goes to lellator i bet he makes good money fighting kimbo,rampage, lashley plus i think he will beat him if he gets on the gas
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>>66475982
>>66475985
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>>66475963
Is his chin glass?
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>>66475996
I don't think his chin is glass, but I don't think it holds up at welterweight. He's literally used to fighting midgets.
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>>66475963
Diaz bros are gangsters

love the "what the fuck now bitch" hand gesture
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>>66476002

look at aldos movement before, so stiff. Wtf is he doing with his right hand??? he literally was fucking shook by conairs babby banter
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>>66476007
it was a feint you goof

just badly executed
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>>66476006
Oh sure sure, I really fucking hope we see Nick and Lawler for the belt this year
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>>66475996
That was a good shot. A lot harder than the one that put lawler out.
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>>66475905
>yfw conor wins, gives the FW title to frankie out of pity and goes on to win LW and WW titles on a 10 fight win streak
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>>66476006
>>66476012
Also this
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>>66475996
he was gassed like an idiot and got hit right on across the jaw it's too early to judge that. if he gets rocked or KOd again next fight then its probably ogre
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>>66476012
i think nick fights winner of rory/wonderboy, likely rory. lawler has too many contenders for everyone to get their shot. maia, mangy, wonderboy, condit, rory. gsp, woodley, ufc askren, tumenov, even brown. lot's of guys edging in on title fights and think they will get one in the next 6 months
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>>66476016
Agreed. Visual aid for your statement.
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>>66476002
It's fucking appaling how much aldo disrepected conors striking. did he watch any of his fights? aldo was never ever my boy. wipe the win streak and the mendes war from my memory pham
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>>66476033
Nick was WEC & Strikeforce champ, and he's the only one to have KO'd lawler. His case is already stronger than everyone you mentioned, regardless of rankings it's a fight everyone wants to see.
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>>66476036
such a krazy KO considering how much damage he can still take 10yrs later
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>>66476047
his case is strong, his recent record is weak.

ufc has to avoid trying to sell a loser to many times in a row. JDS won't be a headliner if he loses again, mendes already isn't. you gotta avoid too many successive losses on your big name less they become a baseless sell
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How does the probation shit work in america? Is Jones going to jail for getting a ticket or what's gonna happen?
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>>66476047
>His case is already stronger than everyone you mentioned
No it isn't you retarded fucking clown, he's coming off of three losses in a row.
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>>66475905
all you haters are just begrudgers conor didnt even lose he wasnt taking the fight seriously he was winning until nate did a choke on him they should be banned its no different from a poke in the eye or biting nate just wanted to roll around on the floor stand up and fight proper it wasnt even a proper fight anyway it was just an exhibition or a spar you cant lose a spar begrudgery he may have lost but he is the best thing to ever happen to mma in many ways he saved the sport only a few whiny begrudgers will say negative things about him nate got lucky as well and choking isnt even a proper fighting technique in my opinion it's like biting or kicking someone in the groin nate was scared so he used a choke on him very unsportmanlike he's not a real sportman like conor he is just a thug
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>>66476047

this lads, we are in the era of mandrama, cm punk is unironically fighting at a ppv and dana couldn't get fedor all these years

W E W
E
W
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>>66476036

>robbie putting all his power in those punches
>diaz with the cheekiest of taps right on the spot
>diaz hits him after the ref stops it
>robbie gets up then nick scares him and he falls back
>cheeky teen nate cameo

very very good gif
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>>66476071
he has turned himself in, he's in a detention center and is waiting to see a judge. the judge gets to decide if the tickets are a probation violation and if he need to spend 18 months in jail. nobody is quite sure if a probation will effect the fight. even if it is found to be a probation violation, he could still fight and deal with any legal issues after the fight. of course, if he wins, he could potentially have to vacate the title again. but that's speculation.
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>>66476071

probation is like you are in trouble but if you stay straight for a while they let you off. jones violated that and he will probably get a felony and go to jail if he is found guilty.

>mfw we unironically get dc vs filthy tom
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>I'm gonna go serious Geroges, I'm gonna go the death, I'm going to try to kill you and I'm not joking about this
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hey whats up brahs new ufc fan here, who should i barrack for im thinking mcgregor or jon jones.
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>>66476125
>I'm going to quit, Georges. I'm not going to last the entire fight. I'm going to try to quit and I'm not joking about this
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>>66476112

Can any act against the law going to put you away for the time you got when on probation? Like if you run a red light and you get pulled over that could be it?
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>>66476127
what kind of person you root fo in other sports?
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>>66476143

depends in the judge lad it's kind of a grey area
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>>66476148

Ok. Jesus why is he even driving if he knows any minor fuckup can put him away.
>>
Joe Lauzon vs. Diego Sanchez targeted for 200

>Will this be a spicy banger?
>Should this be the headline of fight pass or the prelims?
>Does it deserve to be on the main card?
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>>66476127
Diego Sanchez

He literally always puts on a spicy bangarino
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>On Monday, the Albuquerque PD also released the officer's body camera footage of the Jones traffic stop. An emotional Jones could be heard cursing at the officer and denying he had been drag racing. At one point, Jones called the cop a "f*cking liar" and a "pig."
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>>66476159

because he's a fucking retard who thinks he's above the law

>>66476162

yes
fightpass, fs1 should be mousasi
no, won't draw ppv buys
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>>66476143
>In January, Jones was ticketed for driving without a license or registration He settled that case last week, with one stipulation being he would avoid further citations for 90 days.
a citation for littering or shoplifting could violate his probation. getting a vehicle related ticket when his original crime was vehicle related? not good. judge could view that as a pattern of behavior .
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>>66474718
There's a shit load of examples where he's been on tv going full on french kissing the divas.

I think when he did it to Trish Stratus his wife might have been pretending to be a vegetable in a wheelchair on stage.
>>
Why is it so hard? Just pay some driver minimum wage to drive you around all the time.

another talent wasted...
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>>66476177
>that storyline about Vince having an incest baby with Steph
>Steph gets told
>"WTF? no. we're not doing that storyline."
>it was Vince's idea
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>>66476179
heem should start a kickstarter to buy Jon Jones an uber gift card
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>>66476172

This was after he ran over that pregnant chick? I can't believe how retarded he is.

In Finland if you get caught speeding or driving under influence they just take away your license for some time in addition to a ticket. Is this not a thing in US?
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>>66476177
https://youtu.be/ZJCmtKigS3w

they deleted the full video lmao, that shit was disgusting and hot at the same time...
>>
>>66476179

i heard through my sources that there were talks between jones and mcgregor about loaning out lobov to work for jones during his camp.

Talks broke down after jones learned that he will have to adjust his car seat for lobov. bet he is regretting that decision now eh
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>>66476190
no fuck that jon has money he should just stop being a fuck head and get a driver

stop being cheap jon get a driver

and also tint your windows and buy a normal car so people cant recognise you in the back seat and so cops don't target your nice car

and if you wanna go nuts in your sweet car take it to the track and do burnouts and race and shit

your rich enough to be able to do this shit
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>>66476187
>We gotta make it look real damnit
>Fucks Steph all day until she's carrying his actual incest baby
>Incest baby runs the company in 2050
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>>66476208
exactly just get one of your neet training partners to drive you around and pay him a retainer or something
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>>66476187

i read it was supposed to be her and shane desu

>>66476212

>implying haitch can get steph pregnant by being pegged

are we still in the haitchizstraight meme phase? did you see the dick of china?
>>
>>66476197
every area in the US is slightly different.
what happened in Jones' case, (I think) was because he had no prior issues, they offered him probation, instead of suspending his license. the idea is that if you just made a mistake once, you don't lose your license. losing your license is more of a pain in the US because most people drive to their job and public transportation isn't great, depending on your area.
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>>66476220

he could just get holly to drive him around in her amish carriage. plus he could yjk all over her roidtits. win/win desu
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XXtDUsJT8U
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>>66475936
>He is scottish though, so maybe his judgement is clouded.

that explains it
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>>66476244
>I have a very SICKENING work ethic
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WE HAVE A RAT IN THE CAMP

I REPEAT

WE

HAVE

A

RAT

IN

THE

CAMP
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>>66476146
i am a big fan of adam goodes
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>>66476262
You know, I feel bad for the sad few here that consider themselves Jon Jones fans. I mean, what do they have to look forward to?
At best, Jones beats Cormier in another lacklustre decision before he nigs out and ends up in prison. At worst, he's not even going to make it to the fight.
When he loses and everyone's saying he was never good in the first place I'm not even going to complain about casuals
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>>66476244
>Jones calling him Danielle

le suck face
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>>66476267
I dont watch football.
But who do you root for personality wise? Do you like just watching talented guys, Do you like people that just seem like cool guys to hang out with, you like shit talkers? Or someone who is respectful?
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>>66476244
Daniel is bad fucking ass, but he loses his shit when JJ is around.
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>>66476272

he never was that good anyway, chael beat him if the ref wasn't a dumbfuck and vitor tko'ed the shit out of his arm
>>
DC vs. Gus FREE FIGHT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqZ2TNFoQLk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqZ2TNFoQLk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqZ2TNFoQLk
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>>66476295

Shit fight
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>>66476298
It was one of those fights that would have been death between two prelim shitters but was a lot more engaging because of the name value and consequences involved
>>
The curse is real guys
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What's your honest opinion about the meltz?
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>>66476047
nick is middleweight now unfortunately. it looked like in his last fight it had an effect on his cardio, he wasnt striking with as much volume as he usually does. Hopefully he'll go back down to ww, where he is at his best
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>>66476310
Is that the Polish cover or something? Why didnt we get Dan "Dadbod" Kelly or something.
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>>66476314

hope he doesn't fight bisbong, he's a big guy
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>>66476318
yeah Bisping wins that easy. He will use his footwork and reach advantage. His wrestling is too good for Nick to use his BJJ.
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>>66476312
Needs to drop the kiddy shit but otherwise is great fun to listen to and very insightful.
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>>66476318
>>66476319
Nick has a longer reach.

>ever having an easy fight against a diaz
smfh
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>>66476326
Kicks add to Bispongs reach.
And its no knock against Diaz. I just think hes too small for Middleweight. And Bispong is a pretty big Middleweight himself.
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>>66476310
i hate this cunt
>>
i should probably start working guys, ive almost been here for 2 hours
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>>66476319
>He will use his footwork and reach advantage
you mean run around and miss 100 punches a round like a faggot
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>>66476326

>t. swedecuck at it again

leave lad literally leave
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>>66476314
Nick only went up to middleweight for the Silva fight, he will always be a WW. Nate confirmed this when he said he doesn't want Robbie/GSP because those are Nick's fights, so I don't see him staying at middleweight.
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>>66476345
suck my dick lad
>>
NEW

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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>>66476347

I'm not into twink feminine """penis""". call up latifi or akircuckni instead lad wew

seriously tho, i want you to leave you fucking nigger loving flaming gay cuck
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>>66476356
>first post in the thread
>get attacked immediately by some redneck
???
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>>66476344
you mean avoid damage and win? Yes.
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>>66476356
boxing swede is chill, even though i could heem him he's still got pretty good hands
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>>66476369
>>66476369
>>66476369
NEW

IN

FRESH

BREAD

wew lads just wew
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>>66476326
>ever having an easy fight against a diaz
Rory mauled Nate for 3 rounds. Literally gave him a triple suplex in one of them, so that fight was pretty easy. Granted rory is much bigger than nate, but still...
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>>66476272
>I mean, what do they have to look forward to?

any future event where jones eyepokes a guy then literally runs away
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>>66465332
>NEWS:
>>Jon Jones Arrested
>http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/3/29/11326104/jon-jones-arrested-for-probation-violation

>On Monday, the Albuquerque PD also released the officer's body camera footage of the Jones traffic stop. An emotional Jones could be heard cursing at the officer and denying he had been drag racing. At one point, Jones called the cop a "f*cking liar" and a "pig."

Jones was ticketed for drag racing, having a loud, modified exhaust on his car, an illegible license plate, unable to maintain a traffic lane and exhibition driving, an APD spokesperson confirmed with MMA Fighting on Monday.

Christ, what's wrong with this dumb nigger.
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