UPCOMING EVENTS:
4/2 - WSOF 30 (Branch vs Starks)
4/8 - Legacy FC 53 (Lima vs. Trocoli)
4/10 - UFC FN 86 (Rothwell vs Dos Santos)
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Nurmagomedov vs Ferguson)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Campos)
4/16 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (Johnson vs Cejudo)
5/6 - ONE FC (TBA)
5/8 - UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/14 - UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
>Jon Jones Arrested
https://www.tmz.com/2016/03/29/jon-jones-arrested-for-probation-violation-mug-shot/#ixzz44JYQLqqr
>Hendricks vs Gastelum @ UFC 200
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/3/29/11324274/johny-hendricks-vs-kelvin-gastelum-in-the-works-for-ufc-200
>i wake up at 137 pounds
>137
neetrex
Is DC v Jones off the table? Please let it happen in prison
Will huezilians keep posting when they go 0-8 at ufc 198?
Do we need an update to Dana's suicide watch status
>>66455705
i liked the one with the normal t rex better.
>mfw jbj will be on felony fights
>>66455709
Nah, the ufc is gonna pay for the best jew lawyers they can find to get him to fight while on bail and start to sell the shit out of jon jones as a bad guy.
didn't think we'd find this outabout canadacuck
>>66455705
requesting someone to make a pic where he has literally no arms, but where his hands are sticking out directly from his shoulders
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrbaN42tDFE
Lads, is BJ Penn's walkout song the GOAT? Akiyama being a close second.
>>66455740
more dinosaurs the better lad
![470gun4[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7Hsddex.jpg "470gun4[1].jpg")
>Mighty Mouse is the main event now
UFC 198 needs to hurry the fuck up.
>>66455718
They can't go 0-8, Jacare is fighting Vitor.
>you're in jail and chill for 3 minutes and this guy gives you this look
what do you do?
>yfw this is not even a shoop
>>66455775
>jon
Good hopefully Rumble permanently dislocates DC's jaw this time
>>66455774
They both pop for roids and its a no contest
Demetrious Johnson is unironically my favourite fighter right now
>mfw i'm never gonna suck jbj's cock
>>66455646
what's the bad news dude?
>>66455660
Sorry italbro. It's nice, but he really doesn't follow it enough so I'll tell him shit that is happening and he'll argue with me sometimes
>>66455775
I show him a drivers test.
>>66455790
>>66455775
suck his dick, you weirdo
JON JONES!
IT DON'T MATTER WHERE YOU CUM BOY I'M SUCKING!
Jones dindu nuffin this time. The fight will still happen.
>>66455839
>>66455815
>mfw i remember about conjugal visits
JON JONES!
GET YOUR DICK TOGETHER BOY I'M SUCKIN!
your face when jj was kill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub1f47YKGb8
>>66455899
this fat fuck carlton gets to remain LHW champ
Who's ready for the new freak show?
This is shit lads.
>>66455919
niggers gonna nig
>>66455917
I saw it coming. Still
>jones arrested
>>66455750
Yes because Winkeljohn has bad image fighters
We're getting sold Jones as a good guy while he pokes eyes like it's fucking whack a mole but with peoples faces and this is what will make him be the bad guy?
EYO JON!
>>66455790
>>66455839
>this webm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iOpUdsMeqM
>>66455919
>hates dc
literally why? his fights are always good, he seems like a decent person, whats up anon?
>>66455750
>Put it out there, see if it taste right
>Young Jewish bulldog keeping the case right
literally what happened, jadakiss predicted the jones shenanigans. jones put it out there yesterday on ariel's show, saw if it tasted right. now uncle dana gonna hire some young jewish bulldogs to beat the case
>>66455919
DC is literally a cuck. I hope his wife gets breast cancer.
judging by that video and how fucked the poice in abq is Jones might actually didn dun nuffin
Some new fight announcements
Strickland vs Breese (UFC 199)
Esparza vs Lima (UFC 197)
Alvey vs Theodorou (UFC Ottawa)
Bosse vs O'Connell (UFC Ottawa)
McCrory vs Jotko (UFC Ottawa)
Garcia vs Covington (UFC Ottawa)
Aubin Mercier vs Gouti (UFC Ottawa)
Ivanov vs Copeland (WSOF 31)
as per @ mma_kings
>>66456026
edgylad
>he pulls people over
>on the street
>for a government paycheck
hopefully jon gets some good sparring in
>>66456065
don't post unless it's an announcement about the rex bud
>>66456026
thats rude m8
Jon Jones is such a dumbass, you gotta be pretty stupid to repeatedly fuck your own legacy like this. P4P #1 and no belt, he should be champ and breaking records but no
>>66456026
I hope you get breast cancer, in your brain
>>66456111
belts and records are fairytale shit lad, it's all about that dough
>>66456111
>Jon Jones is such a dumbass, you gotta be pretty stupid to repeatedly fuck your own legacy like this.
This.
Niggers gonna nigg
>>66456026
>>66456139
Hey man we're all friends here, everybody calm down
Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani 12m12 minutes ago
Rumors that Artem Lobov and Rin Nakai sex tape is being shopped around. More news soon.
Am I the only one happy to see that fucking moron Jones get his just dues? He's such a raging asshole. I'm not happy we're getting deprived of a spicy bangarino of a fight but I really dislike Jones and I couldn't be happier he's being fucked over. Hope he never comes back.
>wake up
>Jon is kill
No
>>66456184
>>66456184
he's fun to watch inside the octogon lad.
>>66456198
Waiting for Gloomy Gus to off himself and Swedecucks to leave forever.
>>66456229
rude
>>66456184
He's fine though you fucking idiot. The fight won't be cancelled for this and he will beat DC. I just hope he's smart enough to use Uber this time after he wins.
>>66456184
that pic
i want to beat the fuck out of paige
what happened?
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/3/29/11325992/ufc-news-following-drag-racing-incident-jon-jones-arrested-for-probation-violation
who here thinks he'll get a slap on the wrist again instead of being downgraded to a felon
>>66456145
>Nate trains with Andre Ward
No wonder why he never checks kicks
>>66456198
I really don't get why Gus is so depressed over getting blacked 4 times.
>>66456274
FELONY FIGHTS
>>66456253
>
he's gone lad, cuckstaffson or rumble get the shot now.
>>66456254
edgy
>>66456269
jon jones don joned lad
will jones ever stop trying to play the good guy tho?
this drives me nuts
>yfw Conor steps in to fight DC
I DON'T GIVE A FOOK ABOW WEIGH CLASSES YE
>>66456184
>the beer for whatever happens
>>66456315
kek, very good post
Who's gonna get put up against DC?
>>66456277
will andre be kill vs kovalev?
>>66456342
thank you
>>66456300
Screenshotted.
I'll be there to take a fucking dump on your face after nothing happens.
>>66456319
kek, good post
very good posts today lads, keep it up
>>66456350
cuckstaffson most likely, he beat rumble more easily, many "people" think cuck won their first match
>>66456350
Latifi
>>66456397
thanks
>>66456403
This would be awesome.
>>66456350
Rumble or 197 is cancelled akin to 196
Either that or Mighty Mouse headlines a PPV again
>jon might actually go to jail and get 197 cancelled
Why are you guys speculating Jones' replacement? The fight will happen. He dindu nuffin.
>>66456300
>wouldn't get off to bloodying up paige
>calls other people cucks
Mighty Mouse is the luckiest little faggot, always getting promoted to main event because of some bullsiht, only ranked p4p #1 because everyone else is retired, KO'd, or too black for their own good.
AYO
Jon to Rizin when he gets cut
>>66456360
I hope not, him and Alvarez are the only boxers I watch since Floyd and Marquez left and Manny is old as fuck.
If DC was smart he'd use this arrest as top tier banter to fuck with Jon.
That's if DC was smart.
Which he isn't.
>>66456350
colonel sanders, he'll draw tumblrnas like honda desu
>>66456507
DC is too much of a cuck.
>>66456026
Kill yourself, weirdo
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/03/ufc-197-headliner-jon-jones-arrested-on-probation-violation-after-drag-racing-citation
>Wasting your prime years as p4p goat nigging
JUST
>>66456556
>"I was not drag racing nor was I speeding. I did not get a speeding ticket. I was driving within the speed limit of the 35mph zone," Jones explained in a statement. "I feel that police used a technicality to ticket me for drag racing, for simply revving my engine and acknowledging some of my local fans. I regrettably said words to the police officer out of frustration, for which I apologize for, but I do feel this was excessive."
It's literally nothing.
>>66456065
Cirkunov vs debutant Ion Cutelaba
>>66456556
>not smiling like based escobar
wew lad
>Cormier vs Rumble 2
>Rumble gets the KO this time
might b cool
>>66456507
>implying Jon wouldn't just call him the biggest pussy again
>implying DC wants to banter with someone after calling himself a homosexual faggot
>>66456507
DC should daddy Jones about it. Boy made a mistake, I'm sure he'll be back, has all his life ahead of him, etc.
guys...
>>66456600
>Ion Cutelaba
I was gunna say why are they giving Misha another scrub but then I looked at this dudes record
>>66456466
yea except no one wants to watch the midget
>>66456650
>>66456556
WE WUZ UFC N' SHIT
>>66456615
I want Latifi vs Rumble more than any other LHW fight.
>>66456633
>>implying Jon wouldn't just call him the biggest pussy again
>But Jon. But Jon. If I'm a "pussy", then how could I suck your dick like you asked me to? You asked me to suck your dick Jon. Did you, or did you not ask me to suck your dick?
>>66456587
>Jones turns himself in after a judge orders a warrant for his arrest
>literally nothing
we'll find out if it's nothing in a few days when his court date arrives.
>>66456482
HOL UP
Yfw Dana planned this so he could book Jones vs DC at UFC 200
REMINDER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urwJGvbqAGw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urwJGvbqAGw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urwJGvbqAGw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urwJGvbqAGw
>>66456650
>>66456779
If convicted he gets a felony
>>66456854
which is great until Jones drives over a toddlers head and it bursts like a watermelon
>>66456779
Judge will quash that. If they had evidence of him drag racing they would have released the dashcam video as well.
>>66456975
this
>>66456866
>You're emotional trying to fight my training partner and everyone else on my team
Why doesn't Jones just embrace himself as the fucking heel already?
>>66456975
That's not how it works buddy. Especially on probation.
>>66456556
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>66457031
What do you mean? The state don't have to prove their case?
>>66457091
Yes they do. He doesn't know he is talking about. It's not a violation of probation to be accused of a crime.
>>66457168
>It's not a violation of probation to be accused of a crime.
this
JON JONES! TRIM THOSE PUBES I'M WAITING FOR YOU!
*Mighty mouse laughing at a distance*
>>66456975
Why?
TUF 10 is looking like the best season yet
>Rampage vs Rashad
>Nelson
>Schaub
>HW motherfuckers
>surprize announcement... Kimbo
memes
>>66457256
He deserves the more money honestly I don't watch his video game stream but he's a good fighter and a good personality for the sport.
>Jon Jones going to prison, permaban incoming
>200 shaping up to be a shit card
>McMeme exposed
>Rousey exposed
>Holm lost losing out on Rousey title rematch
>Weidman exposed
>Mighty Manlet's existence
>Heavyweights are shit
Is Dana finally going to kill himself?
Will "jumping off of the roof the MGM" become meme magic?
Please say yes
>>66456744
>big wrassler big puncher
would watch
>>66457416
latifi is shit m8. rumble would literally kill him
>>66457380
I like him too, us manlets have to stick to each other. his stream ain't that bad either.
Jones why.
>>66457029
what the fuck is a heel lad
>>66457407
'no'
he still has cm punk :^)
>>66457480
>he doesn't have faith in swedens brave
wew
>>66457346
seasons 1-10 are all good
>>66457585
>what the fuck is a heel lad
americans, ladies and gentlemen
>>66457585
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FaceHeelTurn
>>66457644
seriously tho what is it?
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/3/29/11326274/jon-jones-management-team-on-recent-arrest-we-are-taking-this-very
>>66457765
>mandrama
never use this shit term here again manchild
>>66457380
MM needs to throw some meme kicks after fencefucking his prey just for the entertainment value
>>66457823
>affixing 'man' to a word makes it an insult
get a load of this tumblr fairy. go suck off your lesbian transsexual xoyfriend.
>Hendricks vs Gastelum in the works for UFC 200
Literally why
I just want to see Jones beat DC up again
Heh.
Months ago I posted that people who don't like jones should just chill and wait for him to shit the bed again.
Wish i had screenshoted it
>>66457551
How tall are people in Bangladesh?
There's a few families that live near me and all of the men are manlets.
Nice people though. Love cricket and their corner shop sells cheap booze
>>66458147
wow u genius no one saw it coming but u
>>66458147
>capping obvious things
>>66457823
Hehe.
Look behind you.
JON JONES!
>>66458329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5BFfs1cuWw
>>66458110
Don't worry, you will. There's no way the fight will be cancelled over this.
>>66458053
>mfw they think its a 200lb catchweight
>>66458179
Average 5'6''
>>66456133
>tfw cocaine is not a mineral
>>66458147
wow u predicted a nigger would be retarded gj
>>66458392
Why can't DC into bants at all?
Jones is literally saying the same shit over and over and it's working in riling him up
>>66458181
>>66458188
>>66458538
mean tbqh
>>66458608
basically because he works on fox
>>66458608
>Jones is literally saying the same shit over and over
this is exactly what blacks like to do, it never made sense to me
>>66458608
u suck
>>66458608
because he's really insecure. their entire beef literally all started because Jon fucked around with DC when they first met saying he bet he could take him down
>Tries to be good and a rolemodel but his personal demons keep holding him back
>Adversity after adversity he keeps coming back and trying to improve
>Will you be my witness?
Who /TragicHero/ here?
>>66456229
I thought we were friends
>>66456319
5 stars m8
>>66456919
He was already convicted. He violated the terms of his probation from that conviction. He's done.
>>66459619
false
>>66456975
>judge will quash that
you mean the judge that already determined it was a violation and issued a warrant? Probation is a fine line, he's dunzo
>>66459724
>arbitrary one word response
Cormier seems like the company guy that read a book on how to be successful and is trying to do/say all the right things to be a top UFC sensation like a McGregor but coming off sounding super fake. Like he's the most whitewashed motherfucker but he tries his hardest to be like a GSP/McGregor where he's everywhere and makes a ton of money but he lacks that charisma. Anyone else get that vibe?
>>66459619
No he isn't. Kill yourself, retard. The fight will still happen. I'm looking forward to the announcement, so I can take a HUGE fucking shit on your face you dumbass.
>>66459842
This. He is just a boring fighter honestly. le "im the good guy" man. Everyone knows wo the real champ is. and until he beats Jon Jones all he has is a plastic belt
>ywn suck Jon Jones' thick black dick
http://entimports.com/2016/03/nick-diaz-my-brother-nate-is-the-most-important-thing-to-me/
It always makes me smile when the Diaz bros talk about how much hey love eachother.
>>66459859
I wish you were a tripfag so i can make fun of you every time you post for being so fucking stupid.
>Jon
>>66459953
true bros
>>66459842
>where he's everywhere and makes a ton of money
I don't feel like he's wants that, I feel more like UFC is forcing that
>Jon
>>66460348
whats up with americans being obsessed over height? you guys are short af
>>66460348
>not using your height to filter out shallow bitches
gotta make lemonade instead of being bitter
Why does the UFC keep giving Misha "The White Bull" Cirkunov newcomers?
>>66457770
Some mandrama shit.
>>66460514
you just answered your own question
it wouldn't be an obsession if the average here was 6'6"
>>66460618
Joe Silva has severe autism
>Jon
>>66460616
I just ask her what if i was 5'11 and see response. if she is cool with that manlet size then i tell her my real height.
>>66460679
Why Are Americans So Short?
can someone recommend me a good dick to suck
>>66460731
too close to 6'. gotta put the heat on and go at least 5'9" or below
Is Jon gonna do life for the sexual assault and murder of DC?
>>66458007
there there manchild, I'll let your mum grab you some tendies on her way back to hers yeh?
Thinken of introducing heem to some of my baltic bruvs
>>57074339
do they have what it takes to be a real fight fan?
>>66461031
>>>/int/57074339
>mfw don't know how to (You) a post from another board
>>66460818
>>66461112
>going to /int/
almost as bad as /pol/
applied to an opening to work for the ufc
wish me luck lads
>>66461321
You getting heemed?
>>66461031
invite them to come fight in /watch HEEM 1
only have to pay them half a bottle of raskolnikov vodka
>>66459735
If only there was some way you could challenge an arrest warrant.
oh well, cop said he broke the law that means he broke the law!
>>66461321
good luck m80, might do that in the future after finishing uni if there is something in the britbong department
>>66461231
this is the only board where I meet my fellow countrymen on a regular basis.
this is also the only board where I witness the level of autism higher than Burj Khalifa on a regular basis.
>>66461231
*tips fedora*
>>66458053
>Superheavyweight bout
The lower weight classes are the only ones with legitimate champions
HW - Werdum (0 defences, lost to JDS)
LHW - Cormier (1 defence, lost to the stripped champ)
MW - Rockhold (0 defences, won on a fluke due to Weidman being stupid)
WW - Lawler (Never beat the previous champ, journeyman who got lucky)
LW - RDA (0 defences, lost to Khabib)
>>66461627
Conor: hasn't defended belt, won by a fluke one punch ko
>Ronda destroyed
>Paige exposed as a shit tier """fighter"""
>Sage tapped like a bitch, wasn't even in
>Silva got knocked down by pillow fists, couldn't win with a cheap shot
>Goober lost
>GSP unwilling to return
>no main event for UFC 200
>Jon arrested
>>66461690
Was it really a fluke though?
it's not like Weidman trying something stupid and exposing himself
That's handing your opponent the win
>>66461690
its pretty much an unspoken truth that noone in featherweight can defeat conor though
>>66461759
Aldo was fighting out of character, like Weidman.
>>66461814
>What is Manlet Edgar?
>You really think I'm just going to sit there and let you suck me off, Jon?
>>66461893
>Edgar
>>66461480
>far and away the biggest fucking weirdo on here in charge of calling others autistic
>>66461737
I guess thats why UFC will be sold to Shane McMahon or some Chinese billionaires
>>66462025
Not me
>>66462025
how do you sort out the image hash?
>>66462025
look at this hacker
UFC should co promote with WWE and have Brock vs Conor in a Hell in a Cell match desu
>>66461836
In those 13 seconds or so he didn't get a chance to do much fighting, nevermind fighting out of character
>>66462114
Sure bro ;)
JUST
>>66461737
people seriously give a fuck about page van zant?
people seriously want there to be fighters who never lose?
>>66462265
I don't know about USA motor vehicle regulations but here's a question
Why the fuck does Jon Jones still posess a driver's license? Is he addicted to crashing cars?
>>66461737
Rumours are ehavy that GSP is returning actually
Any freak bitches in here?
http://youtu.be/InnRJIGfLFU
>mfw gsp comes back and starts finishing his opponents
>>66462317
she has more followers than joanna claudia and rose combined
DEAL WITH IT
>>66462340
He's wealthy.
We're talking about a country where a rich kid got out of a drunk driving manslaughter charge with the defence that he was too rich to be responsible for his actions.
>tfw I'm the king of memes
>>66462377
>Believing Gracie lies
"On my worst day, I'll shitpost for two hours. I don't have hobbies." - britbong
>>66462427
>episode with Joey Diaz
insta-dropped
>>66462500
poorfag detected
remember buzzed driving is drunk driving
>>66462622
Those are the best, at least he doesn't end up talking about dicks with Joey.
>>66460348
>6'3
>Wish I was 7'5
>>66461387
>spaghettifag
You can't challenge an arrest warrant. The only thing he can do is challenge the original citation but it doesn't fucking matter because even a speeding ticket could violate his ass back to prison.
I wish someone would kick my ass
>>66460215
I just mean between the like fight show appearences, to the call-outs, to the shitty bantz, he seems like an extremely boring average guy who is really good at thing, but thinks that you can just read a book on how to be a charismatic superstar and is trying to copy that.
>>66462827
>I wish they'd let me next door so you could spit in my fucking face and call me a pussy
>>66462723
Are you literally retarded?
Serious question, guys, is the fight off? I don't think I can go on without an end to this feud
>>66462730
I finally figured out that I don't hate Joey per se, but I despise the fact that so many people seem to like him. Why would anyone consider his hack stories funny? Why would anyone consider this non-achieving, overexaggerating, blue collar, low intelligence tube of lard a person to look up to?
Jon Jones should be forced to drive a 2000 Windstar, why the fuck do you let a convicted felon nigger with several DUIs drive let alone roll in a Corvette .
