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>Jon Jones Arrested
https://www.tmz.com/2016/03/29/jon-jones-arrested-for-probation-violation-mug-shot/#ixzz44JYQLqqr
>Hendricks vs Gastelum @ UFC 200
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/3/29/11324274/johny-hendricks-vs-kelvin-gastelum-in-the-works-for-ufc-200
>i wake up at 137 pounds
>137
neetrex
Is DC v Jones off the table? Please let it happen in prison
Will huezilians keep posting when they go 0-8 at ufc 198?
Do we need an update to Dana's suicide watch status
>>66455705
i liked the one with the normal t rex better.
>mfw jbj will be on felony fights
>>66455709
Nah, the ufc is gonna pay for the best jew lawyers they can find to get him to fight while on bail and start to sell the shit out of jon jones as a bad guy.
didn't think we'd find this outabout canadacuck
>>66455705
requesting someone to make a pic where he has literally no arms, but where his hands are sticking out directly from his shoulders
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrbaN42tDFE
Lads, is BJ Penn's walkout song the GOAT? Akiyama being a close second.
>>66455740
more dinosaurs the better lad
>Mighty Mouse is the main event now
UFC 198 needs to hurry the fuck up.
>>66455718
They can't go 0-8, Jacare is fighting Vitor.
>you're in jail and chill for 3 minutes and this guy gives you this look
what do you do?
>yfw this is not even a shoop
Good hopefully Rumble permanently dislocates DC's jaw this time
>>66455774
They both pop for roids and its a no contest
Demetrious Johnson is unironically my favourite fighter right now
>mfw i'm never gonna suck jbj's cock
>>66455646
what's the bad news dude?
>>66455660
Sorry italbro. It's nice, but he really doesn't follow it enough so I'll tell him shit that is happening and he'll argue with me sometimes
>>66455775
I show him a drivers test.
>>66455775
suck his dick, you weirdo
JON JONES!
IT DON'T MATTER WHERE YOU CUM BOY I'M SUCKING!
Jones dindu nuffin this time. The fight will still happen.
>>66455815
>mfw i remember about conjugal visits
JON JONES!
GET YOUR DICK TOGETHER BOY I'M SUCKIN!
your face when jj was kill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub1f47YKGb8
>>66455899
this fat fuck carlton gets to remain LHW champ
Who's ready for the new freak show?
This is shit lads.
>>66455919
niggers gonna nig
>>66455917
I saw it coming. Still
>jones arrested
>>66455750
Yes because Winkeljohn has bad image fighters
We're getting sold Jones as a good guy while he pokes eyes like it's fucking whack a mole but with peoples faces and this is what will make him be the bad guy?
EYO JON!
>>66455839
>this webm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iOpUdsMeqM
>>66455919
>hates dc
literally why? his fights are always good, he seems like a decent person, whats up anon?
>>66455750
>Put it out there, see if it taste right
>Young Jewish bulldog keeping the case right
literally what happened, jadakiss predicted the jones shenanigans. jones put it out there yesterday on ariel's show, saw if it tasted right. now uncle dana gonna hire some young jewish bulldogs to beat the case
>>66455919
DC is literally a cuck. I hope his wife gets breast cancer.
judging by that video and how fucked the poice in abq is Jones might actually didn dun nuffin
Some new fight announcements
Strickland vs Breese (UFC 199)
Esparza vs Lima (UFC 197)
Alvey vs Theodorou (UFC Ottawa)
Bosse vs O'Connell (UFC Ottawa)
McCrory vs Jotko (UFC Ottawa)
Garcia vs Covington (UFC Ottawa)
Aubin Mercier vs Gouti (UFC Ottawa)
Ivanov vs Copeland (WSOF 31)
as per @ mma_kings
>>66456026
edgylad
>he pulls people over
>on the street
>for a government paycheck
hopefully jon gets some good sparring in
>>66456065
don't post unless it's an announcement about the rex bud
>>66456026
thats rude m8
Jon Jones is such a dumbass, you gotta be pretty stupid to repeatedly fuck your own legacy like this. P4P #1 and no belt, he should be champ and breaking records but no
>>66456026
I hope you get breast cancer, in your brain
>>66456111
belts and records are fairytale shit lad, it's all about that dough
>>66456111
>Jon Jones is such a dumbass, you gotta be pretty stupid to repeatedly fuck your own legacy like this.
This.
Niggers gonna nigg
>>66456026
>>66456139
Hey man we're all friends here, everybody calm down
Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani 12m12 minutes ago
Rumors that Artem Lobov and Rin Nakai sex tape is being shopped around. More news soon.
Am I the only one happy to see that fucking moron Jones get his just dues? He's such a raging asshole. I'm not happy we're getting deprived of a spicy bangarino of a fight but I really dislike Jones and I couldn't be happier he's being fucked over. Hope he never comes back.
>wake up
>Jon is kill
No
>>66456184
>>66456184
he's fun to watch inside the octogon lad.
>>66456198
Waiting for Gloomy Gus to off himself and Swedecucks to leave forever.
>>66456229
rude
>>66456184
He's fine though you fucking idiot. The fight won't be cancelled for this and he will beat DC. I just hope he's smart enough to use Uber this time after he wins.
>>66456184
that pic
i want to beat the fuck out of paige
what happened?
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/3/29/11325992/ufc-news-following-drag-racing-incident-jon-jones-arrested-for-probation-violation
who here thinks he'll get a slap on the wrist again instead of being downgraded to a felon
>>66456145
>Nate trains with Andre Ward
No wonder why he never checks kicks
>>66456198
I really don't get why Gus is so depressed over getting blacked 4 times.
>>66456274
FELONY FIGHTS
>>66456253
>
he's gone lad, cuckstaffson or rumble get the shot now.
>>66456254
edgy
>>66456269
jon jones don joned lad
will jones ever stop trying to play the good guy tho?
this drives me nuts
>yfw Conor steps in to fight DC
I DON'T GIVE A FOOK ABOW WEIGH CLASSES YE
>>66456184
>the beer for whatever happens
>>66456315
kek, very good post
Who's gonna get put up against DC?
>>66456277
will andre be kill vs kovalev?
>>66456342
thank you
>>66456300
Screenshotted.
I'll be there to take a fucking dump on your face after nothing happens.
>>66456319
kek, good post
very good posts today lads, keep it up
>>66456350
cuckstaffson most likely, he beat rumble more easily, many "people" think cuck won their first match
>>66456350
Latifi
>>66456397
thanks
>>66456403
This would be awesome.
>>66456350
Rumble or 197 is cancelled akin to 196
Either that or Mighty Mouse headlines a PPV again
>jon might actually go to jail and get 197 cancelled
Why are you guys speculating Jones' replacement? The fight will happen. He dindu nuffin.
>>66456300
>wouldn't get off to bloodying up paige
>calls other people cucks
Mighty Mouse is the luckiest little faggot, always getting promoted to main event because of some bullsiht, only ranked p4p #1 because everyone else is retired, KO'd, or too black for their own good.
AYO
Jon to Rizin when he gets cut
>>66456360
I hope not, him and Alvarez are the only boxers I watch since Floyd and Marquez left and Manny is old as fuck.
If DC was smart he'd use this arrest as top tier banter to fuck with Jon.
That's if DC was smart.
Which he isn't.
>>66456350
colonel sanders, he'll draw tumblrnas like honda desu
>>66456507
DC is too much of a cuck.
>>66456026
Kill yourself, weirdo
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/03/ufc-197-headliner-jon-jones-arrested-on-probation-violation-after-drag-racing-citation
>Wasting your prime years as p4p goat nigging
JUST
>>66456556
>"I was not drag racing nor was I speeding. I did not get a speeding ticket. I was driving within the speed limit of the 35mph zone," Jones explained in a statement. "I feel that police used a technicality to ticket me for drag racing, for simply revving my engine and acknowledging some of my local fans. I regrettably said words to the police officer out of frustration, for which I apologize for, but I do feel this was excessive."
It's literally nothing.
>>66456065
Cirkunov vs debutant Ion Cutelaba
>>66456556
>not smiling like based escobar
wew lad
>Cormier vs Rumble 2
>Rumble gets the KO this time
might b cool
>>66456507
>implying Jon wouldn't just call him the biggest pussy again
>implying DC wants to banter with someone after calling himself a homosexual faggot
>>66456507
DC should daddy Jones about it. Boy made a mistake, I'm sure he'll be back, has all his life ahead of him, etc.
guys...
>>66456600
>Ion Cutelaba
I was gunna say why are they giving Misha another scrub but then I looked at this dudes record
>>66456466
yea except no one wants to watch the midget
>>66456556
WE WUZ UFC N' SHIT
>>66456615
I want Latifi vs Rumble more than any other LHW fight.
>>66456633
>>implying Jon wouldn't just call him the biggest pussy again
>But Jon. But Jon. If I'm a "pussy", then how could I suck your dick like you asked me to? You asked me to suck your dick Jon. Did you, or did you not ask me to suck your dick?
>>66456587
>Jones turns himself in after a judge orders a warrant for his arrest
>literally nothing
we'll find out if it's nothing in a few days when his court date arrives.
>>66456482
HOL UP
Yfw Dana planned this so he could book Jones vs DC at UFC 200
REMINDER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urwJGvbqAGw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urwJGvbqAGw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urwJGvbqAGw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urwJGvbqAGw
>>66456779
If convicted he gets a felony
>>66456854
which is great until Jones drives over a toddlers head and it bursts like a watermelon
>>66456779
Judge will quash that. If they had evidence of him drag racing they would have released the dashcam video as well.
>>66456975
this
>>66456866
>You're emotional trying to fight my training partner and everyone else on my team
Why doesn't Jones just embrace himself as the fucking heel already?
>>66456975
That's not how it works buddy. Especially on probation.
>>66456556
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>66457031
What do you mean? The state don't have to prove their case?
>>66457091
Yes they do. He doesn't know he is talking about. It's not a violation of probation to be accused of a crime.
>>66457168
>It's not a violation of probation to be accused of a crime.
this
JON JONES! TRIM THOSE PUBES I'M WAITING FOR YOU!
*Mighty mouse laughing at a distance*
>>66456975
Why?
TUF 10 is looking like the best season yet
>Rampage vs Rashad
>Nelson
>Schaub
>HW motherfuckers
>surprize announcement... Kimbo
memes
>>66457256
He deserves the more money honestly I don't watch his video game stream but he's a good fighter and a good personality for the sport.
>Jon Jones going to prison, permaban incoming
>200 shaping up to be a shit card
>McMeme exposed
>Rousey exposed
>Holm lost losing out on Rousey title rematch
>Weidman exposed
>Mighty Manlet's existence
>Heavyweights are shit
Is Dana finally going to kill himself?
Will "jumping off of the roof the MGM" become meme magic?
Please say yes
>>66456744
>big wrassler big puncher
would watch
>>66457416
latifi is shit m8. rumble would literally kill him
>>66457380
I like him too, us manlets have to stick to each other. his stream ain't that bad either.
Jones why.
>>66457029
what the fuck is a heel lad
>>66457407
'no'
he still has cm punk :^)
>>66457480
>he doesn't have faith in swedens brave
wew
>>66457346
seasons 1-10 are all good
>>66457585
>what the fuck is a heel lad
americans, ladies and gentlemen
>>66457585
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FaceHeelTurn
>>66457644
seriously tho what is it?
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/3/29/11326274/jon-jones-management-team-on-recent-arrest-we-are-taking-this-very
>>66457765
>mandrama
never use this shit term here again manchild
>>66457380
MM needs to throw some meme kicks after fencefucking his prey just for the entertainment value
>>66457823
>affixing 'man' to a word makes it an insult
get a load of this tumblr fairy. go suck off your lesbian transsexual xoyfriend.
>Hendricks vs Gastelum in the works for UFC 200
Literally why
I just want to see Jones beat DC up again
Heh.
Months ago I posted that people who don't like jones should just chill and wait for him to shit the bed again.
Wish i had screenshoted it
>>66457551
How tall are people in Bangladesh?
There's a few families that live near me and all of the men are manlets.
Nice people though. Love cricket and their corner shop sells cheap booze
>>66458147
wow u genius no one saw it coming but u
>>66458147
>capping obvious things
>>66457823
Hehe.
Look behind you.
JON JONES!
>>66458329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5BFfs1cuWw
>>66458110
Don't worry, you will. There's no way the fight will be cancelled over this.
>>66458053
>mfw they think its a 200lb catchweight
>>66458179
Average 5'6''
>>66456133
>tfw cocaine is not a mineral
>>66458147
wow u predicted a nigger would be retarded gj
>>66458392
Why can't DC into bants at all?
Jones is literally saying the same shit over and over and it's working in riling him up
>>66458181
>>66458188
>>66458538
mean tbqh
>>66458608
basically because he works on fox
>>66458608
>Jones is literally saying the same shit over and over
this is exactly what blacks like to do, it never made sense to me
>>66458608
u suck
>>66458608
because he's really insecure. their entire beef literally all started because Jon fucked around with DC when they first met saying he bet he could take him down
>Tries to be good and a rolemodel but his personal demons keep holding him back
>Adversity after adversity he keeps coming back and trying to improve
>Will you be my witness?
Who /TragicHero/ here?
>>66456229
I thought we were friends
>>66456319
5 stars m8
>>66456919
He was already convicted. He violated the terms of his probation from that conviction. He's done.
>>66459619
false
>>66456975
>judge will quash that
you mean the judge that already determined it was a violation and issued a warrant? Probation is a fine line, he's dunzo
>>66459724
>arbitrary one word response
Cormier seems like the company guy that read a book on how to be successful and is trying to do/say all the right things to be a top UFC sensation like a McGregor but coming off sounding super fake. Like he's the most whitewashed motherfucker but he tries his hardest to be like a GSP/McGregor where he's everywhere and makes a ton of money but he lacks that charisma. Anyone else get that vibe?
>>66459619
No he isn't. Kill yourself, retard. The fight will still happen. I'm looking forward to the announcement, so I can take a HUGE fucking shit on your face you dumbass.
>>66459842
This. He is just a boring fighter honestly. le "im the good guy" man. Everyone knows wo the real champ is. and until he beats Jon Jones all he has is a plastic belt
>ywn suck Jon Jones' thick black dick
http://entimports.com/2016/03/nick-diaz-my-brother-nate-is-the-most-important-thing-to-me/
It always makes me smile when the Diaz bros talk about how much hey love eachother.
>>66459859
I wish you were a tripfag so i can make fun of you every time you post for being so fucking stupid.
>Jon
>>66459953
true bros
>>66459842
>where he's everywhere and makes a ton of money
I don't feel like he's wants that, I feel more like UFC is forcing that
>Jon
>>66460348
whats up with americans being obsessed over height? you guys are short af
>>66460348
>not using your height to filter out shallow bitches
gotta make lemonade instead of being bitter
Why does the UFC keep giving Misha "The White Bull" Cirkunov newcomers?
>>66457770
Some mandrama shit.
>>66460514
you just answered your own question
it wouldn't be an obsession if the average here was 6'6"
>>66460618
Joe Silva has severe autism
>Jon
>>66460616
I just ask her what if i was 5'11 and see response. if she is cool with that manlet size then i tell her my real height.
>>66460679
Why Are Americans So Short?
can someone recommend me a good dick to suck
>>66460731
too close to 6'. gotta put the heat on and go at least 5'9" or below
Is Jon gonna do life for the sexual assault and murder of DC?
>>66458007
there there manchild, I'll let your mum grab you some tendies on her way back to hers yeh?
Thinken of introducing heem to some of my baltic bruvs
>>57074339
do they have what it takes to be a real fight fan?
>>66461031
>>>/int/57074339
>mfw don't know how to (You) a post from another board
>>66461112
>going to /int/
almost as bad as /pol/
applied to an opening to work for the ufc
wish me luck lads
>>66461321
You getting heemed?
>>66461031
invite them to come fight in /watch HEEM 1
only have to pay them half a bottle of raskolnikov vodka
>>66459735
If only there was some way you could challenge an arrest warrant.
oh well, cop said he broke the law that means he broke the law!
>>66461321
good luck m80, might do that in the future after finishing uni if there is something in the britbong department
>>66461231
this is the only board where I meet my fellow countrymen on a regular basis.
this is also the only board where I witness the level of autism higher than Burj Khalifa on a regular basis.
>>66461231
*tips fedora*
>>66458053
>Superheavyweight bout
The lower weight classes are the only ones with legitimate champions
HW - Werdum (0 defences, lost to JDS)
LHW - Cormier (1 defence, lost to the stripped champ)
MW - Rockhold (0 defences, won on a fluke due to Weidman being stupid)
WW - Lawler (Never beat the previous champ, journeyman who got lucky)
LW - RDA (0 defences, lost to Khabib)
>>66461627
Conor: hasn't defended belt, won by a fluke one punch ko
>Ronda destroyed
>Paige exposed as a shit tier """fighter"""
>Sage tapped like a bitch, wasn't even in
>Silva got knocked down by pillow fists, couldn't win with a cheap shot
>Goober lost
>GSP unwilling to return
>no main event for UFC 200
>Jon arrested
>>66461690
Was it really a fluke though?
it's not like Weidman trying something stupid and exposing himself
That's handing your opponent the win
>>66461690
its pretty much an unspoken truth that noone in featherweight can defeat conor though
>>66461759
Aldo was fighting out of character, like Weidman.
>>66461814
>What is Manlet Edgar?
>You really think I'm just going to sit there and let you suck me off, Jon?
>>66461893
>Edgar
>>66461480
>far and away the biggest fucking weirdo on here in charge of calling others autistic
>>66461737
I guess thats why UFC will be sold to Shane McMahon or some Chinese billionaires
>>66462025
Not me
>>66462025
how do you sort out the image hash?
>>66462025
look at this hacker
UFC should co promote with WWE and have Brock vs Conor in a Hell in a Cell match desu
>>66461836
In those 13 seconds or so he didn't get a chance to do much fighting, nevermind fighting out of character
>>66462114
Sure bro ;)
JUST
>>66461737
people seriously give a fuck about page van zant?
people seriously want there to be fighters who never lose?
I don't know about USA motor vehicle regulations but here's a question
Why the fuck does Jon Jones still posess a driver's license? Is he addicted to crashing cars?
>>66461737
Rumours are ehavy that GSP is returning actually
Any freak bitches in here?
http://youtu.be/InnRJIGfLFU
>mfw gsp comes back and starts finishing his opponents
>>66462317
she has more followers than joanna claudia and rose combined
DEAL WITH IT
>>66462340
He's wealthy.
We're talking about a country where a rich kid got out of a drunk driving manslaughter charge with the defence that he was too rich to be responsible for his actions.
>tfw I'm the king of memes
>>66462377
>Believing Gracie lies
"On my worst day, I'll shitpost for two hours. I don't have hobbies." - britbong
>>66462427
>episode with Joey Diaz
insta-dropped
>>66462500
poorfag detected
remember buzzed driving is drunk driving
>>66462622
Those are the best, at least he doesn't end up talking about dicks with Joey.
>>66460348
>6'3
>Wish I was 7'5
>>66461387
>spaghettifag
You can't challenge an arrest warrant. The only thing he can do is challenge the original citation but it doesn't fucking matter because even a speeding ticket could violate his ass back to prison.
I wish someone would kick my ass
>>66460215
I just mean between the like fight show appearences, to the call-outs, to the shitty bantz, he seems like an extremely boring average guy who is really good at thing, but thinks that you can just read a book on how to be a charismatic superstar and is trying to copy that.
>>66462827
>I wish they'd let me next door so you could spit in my fucking face and call me a pussy
>>66462723
Are you literally retarded?
Serious question, guys, is the fight off? I don't think I can go on without an end to this feud
>>66462730
I finally figured out that I don't hate Joey per se, but I despise the fact that so many people seem to like him. Why would anyone consider his hack stories funny? Why would anyone consider this non-achieving, overexaggerating, blue collar, low intelligence tube of lard a person to look up to?
Jon Jones should be forced to drive a 2000 Windstar, why the fuck do you let a convicted felon nigger with several DUIs drive let alone roll in a Corvette .
>>66462827
come to washington, better yet, I'll meet yiu half way, come to new york and bring your gi
>>66462841
I agree he's a boring cunt with no charisma, but it's the UFC that's pushing him, putting him in these situations
>>66462964
statist detected
>>66462500
Hey have you ever drank and drove? its fun as fuck.. dont knock it till you try it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkCyUxxwXig
>>66463068
I would rather someone drive me around when I'm drunk so I can get all sorts of fast food, safety first bro
>>66462954
estonia is right on this desu
>>66463052
>Niggers should have freedom
>>66463068
the first time I learned to drive a car was when I was drunk in a small island
was fun
the engine died dozens of times
>>66462954
>estonia text wall
no thanks desu
>>66462516
>Second reply
We've done it lads
>>66463068
He was three times the legal limit and on Valium. And since I seriously doubt you're as wealthy as his family are, you are certain to end up in federal 'pound me in the ass' prison when you inevitably fuck up and kill someone.
>>66462340
this might be it with his drivers license
>>66462943
the judge presiding over his case will let you know in a week
>>66463177
me tbf
>>66462481
>looks are more important than talent
big news there
>I wish they'd let me visit you in jail so I could suck your fucking dick off
what did he mean by this
lads, anderson wants to test himself against mcgregor
>>66462954
>Why would anyone consider his hack stories funny?
I don't know, I find he way he talks relaxing somehow.
>>66463185
confirmed for knowing nothing about the american legal system
just shut up you fucking poor zilch
Can I get some Mighty Mouse webms?
>>66462340
The charges against him are baseless and without merit. I am confident he will prevail.
>>66463271
aint that a bitch when something ends does not was nice?
>>66463271
McGregor vs Anderson at 170
>>66463271
<insert MMA fighter here> wants a great payday.
I, for one, am shocked.
>>66463299
Just look out your window, your country is filled with manlet niggers
>>66463291
Get in your shitty pickup and drive into a wall you sloppy trailer trash.
>>66463271
>185 guy calling out the 145 champ
pretty tough there Roiderson
>yfw Conor deletes Andersons chin for good
Lets see them
>>66463329
literally took a dive
>>66463339
>it's another mexispic """banter""" episode
wew lad
>>66463376
>Americutlet's bantempt
>>66463339
Serious banter
>>66463329
>TKO (Cardiac arrest)
>>66461627
the fuck you talking about RDA defended against Cerrone
>>66462340
This is the country where a male celebrity was forgiven for rear-ending a woman with his Hummer and killing her in the crash just because he decided one day that he wanted to be a woman. America doesn't give a fuck.
>>66461627
Your logic is shit on all accounts besides RDA, and you even got his stats wrong
>>66461627
>MW - Rockhold (0 defences, won on a fluke due to Weidman being stupid)
>won on a fluke
>a fluke
>a
DUDE
SRSLY
I MEAN
DUDE
>>66455688
That guy is streaming regularly at twitch. Big video game nerd. There is max 200 people watching him so if you ever want to talk to a champ you got a golden opportunity. He seems to be a really nice guy.
>>66463418
>headlessmanletspic
Why does /heem/ throw shade on Robbie when he puts on the spiciest bangers in the league? Did people actually want Hendricks as a champ?
>>66463527
He is gifted decisions and belong to the most PED ridden camp in the USA
>>66463418
BUILD FIREWALL
>>66463527
he is a fucking pedcuck decision stealing babby. wondermeme will clean the division of pedcucks like him memedricks and cuckry
>>66463527
Decisions leaning his way when people thought he lost
He's MY BOY though.
>>66463527
>throw shade
heem yourself you gay wigger
>>66463564
rich evans on dwts when?
>I will suck your dick right now, Jon Jones.
>>66463534
>>66463555
Are you referring to the Condit fight, where it could have gone literally either way, or the Hendricks fight, where he laid on Lawler for 4 rounds and nearly got heemed in the fifth?
>implying Wonderboy will beat Rory
>>66463555
Condit lost, kid. It's time to let him go.
>>66463550
>he has gay cartoon beastiality saved
>he is a manlet spic
>he lives on a dollar a day
>he banters at first worlders to try and make himself feel better
wew
>>66463616
>Condit lost
The 197 main even isn't cancelled right? I couldn't care less about the Jones outside of the cage, even if he's a child rapist. I need to see Jones vs. DC II dammit.
>>66463602
hendricks won
>>66463616
condit is a ped using bitch too lad fuck him
Joe Rogan Experience #779 - Andrew Dice Clay & Joey Diaz
HOLLYWOOD, KIDS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InnRJIGfLFU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InnRJIGfLFU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InnRJIGfLFU
ONLY GIRL WHO WANTED IT LADS
>>66463642
Condit is skinnyfat as hell with a granola hippy diet, what makes you think he's on gear?
>People actually like carlos condit the crying mexican.
Fuck that bitch.
>>66463661
dont blame them, cyborg would literally heem anyone in the division
>>66463628
I dont think anything has been cancelled yet. I cant wait any longer for Jones/DC 2 either, just to see if Jon has really improved that much with his time away
>>66463661
>she begged for it
way to make her look bad eh
>>66463669
kek
>>66455762
>tfw BJ will never walk out to this and destroy someone again
CONOR MCGREGOR'S CONFIRMED FUTURE BOUTS AND OBVIOUS RESULTS LIST:
>UFC 200 - REMATCH WITH DIAZ - TKO VICTORY ROUND TWO
>UFC 205 - LIGHTWEIGHT DEFENSE AGAINST FRANKIE EDGAR - TKO VICTORY ROUND ONE
>UFC 206 - REMATCH WITH ALDO - KO VICTORY ROUND ONE
>UFC 210 - LIGHTWEIGHT TITLE FIGHT AGAINST DOS ANJOS - 2ND ROUND KO VICTORY
>UFC 212 - WELTERWEIGHT TITLESHOT AGAINST ROBBIE LAWLER - 2ND ROUND TKO VICTORY
>UFC 213 - WELTERWEIGHT BOUT AGAINST ANDERSON SILVA - 1ST ROUND TKO VICTORY
>UFC 216 - LIGHTWEIGHT TITLE DEFENSE AGAINT KHABIB - TKO VICTORY ROUND ONE
>UFC 200 - WELTERWEIGHT TITLE DEFENSE AGAINST GSP - LOSE BY UNANIMOUS DECISION
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/3/29/11322822/matthews-uninterested-in-prospect-fight-vs-sage-northcutt-id-be-too
Mathews Ducking Northcutt
>>66463653
Dice sounds like a cock
He should fuck off and let diaz and joe do their thing
>>66463686
just shut up
>>66463716
people posted similar shots at similar angles with similar lighting after Lawler beat Rory because they couldn't accept that the kid quit. You people know promotional images are supposed to make people look bigger than real life, right? Condit has never once looked this ripped.
So who ISN'T on steroids?
>>66463769
>TITLE DEFENSE AGAINST GSP - LOSE BY UNANIMOUS DECISION
>>66463804
diaz bros
bj penn
end of list
>>66463786
>condit isn't on the gas
>>66463804
Conor he's major against it lad.
Cm punk is straight edge sociopath athiest
Diaz bros are goats
Bisbong natty goat
>>66463817
time to filter this image
>>66463769
*UFC 220 vs GSP
>>66463839
>time to filter this image
DIEGO LAUZON AT 200
S P I C E
>>66463783
You seen Entourage? He portrayed a very fucked up version of himself.
I love this stories, though.
>>66463653
who is this fucking retard
>>66463902
Early stoppage
>>66463889
You'd better not be shitting on my chest. Sanchez and Lauzon were the kings of spicy bangers since before the term was coined.
>>66463804
Roy Nelson
DADA5000
Conor (major against dat)
Bisbo
Rin Nakai
How can one man be so fucking retarded
>>66464078
Jones you mean?
>>66464078
too much DMT
>>66464078
He's an Italian from New York City, what did you expect? And I say that as someone with IRISH roots.
>>66455775
>not putting a razor in your ass to tear rapists' dicks
Sm.h
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/3/29/11327118/joe-lauzon-vs-diego-sanchez-targeted-for-ufc-200
lads will our waifus ham n rin get cut? im super scared desu
>>66464078
he just revved his engine to acknowledge his fans.
The fuckin liar pig cop was trying to assert his dominance over jones so he gave him a bunch of bullshit tickets
>>66464176
There is no footage from the dashcam or body cam of Jones speeding
>>66464155
>>66464155
>>66464155
DIEGUITO BACK TO THE MAIN CARD? IS THIS REAL LIFE?
>>66464171
Ham is good but lost a very close decision, Rin is garbage and deserves to be cut
>>66464078
He's pandering to his voters. They should be blamed
>>66464171
Rin will get cut. She's too small for 135, but won't lose mass because then people wouldn't watch her fetish stuff.
I don't think Hamderlei will though. She'd have gotten the decision over Rawlings anywhere but Oz.
>>66464124
joey diaz is cuban
>>66460348
>tfw 5'8"-5'9"
>tfw bad scoliosis
JUST
>>66456360
>will andre be kill vs kovalev?
He very well could be. Kovalev is the scariest puncher in the sport. That said, Ward has never been outboxed. The question is whether it goes to decision or not.
UFC 200 so far
Nate Diaz vs Conor McGregor 2
Cain Velasquez vs Travis Browne
Gegard Mousasi vs Derek Brunson
Johny Hendricks vs Kelvin Gastelum
Diego Sanchez vs Joe Lauzon
not impressed so far, dont like the Gegard matchmaking, Cains probably pulling out, Kelvin and Johny are too fat for WW, Diaz/McGregor 2 is retarded
>>66464244
I think both Mousasi/Brunson and Hendricks/Gastelum will be on the prelims, Sanchez/Lauzon will probably headline FP prelims.
>>66464244
This is what happens when you don't start deciding the bouts until 2 months before the event. Half the card shouldve been fucking announced in December
>>66464216
>>66464230
>wanting rin to lose weight
Low test cucks detected
Who is the Magnus Carlsen of MMA?
>>66460348
wow
you have any more of these manlet tinders?
>>66464244
Moose/Brunson will headline one set of prelims, Sanchez/Lauzon will headline the other.
Hendricks/Gastelum as the opening main card fight and Velasquez/Browne as the second is pretty strong desu.
>>66464305
I see a lot of girls with "If you aren't 6', swipe left" in their profile
>>66464296
>lose weight
Cut from the ufc you moron
>>66464296
>implying
I don't want Rin to lose weight senpai, but if she stays as she is then she's getting cut from UFC.
https://twitter.com/joerogan/status/714844283325419520
>>66464244
Shit card 2bh, only fighters I really care about are Moose and Nate, and they both will smash their opponents no problem
>>66464320
Also think we get 2 of Holly/Miesha/Ronda on the card and Lawler(vs Woodley/GSP) and RDA(probably vs Alvarez) title fights
>>66464358
>regressive left stupidity
says the same guy that called for open borders on his podcast the other day
I hope Miesha doesn't get caught up with media duties. She is a fighter, and the thing that brought her to said media duties are fighting. No more journeywoman work. Train hard, do some underwear photo shoots, keep training.
PLS MIESHA, MAKE IT TO 2020 AS THE QUEEN.
>>66464358
>>66464375
the video they're referring to,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDlQ4H0Kdg8
>>66463699
there is only one true king in that video.
Who is he ?
>>66464391
Isn't it cultural appropriation for a nigger to be wearing a scarf and peacoat instead of a bunch of leaves wrapped around their waist?
>>66464325
>>66464356
>wanting rin to cut weight
lose weight yourself you low test cucks
>>66464391
she is hot... though
I mean, nice boobs
>>66464391
that white guy probably supported multiculturalism before this encounter.
>>66464391
Is the part where she attacks him cut off?
>I rate Fedor
>>66464358
what did he mean by this ?
jones need to move to a big city, those faggot cops have it out for him now obviously and they will keep doing it until they cant get a penny more. the judges, DA's, and his lawyer are loving it
>>66464411
this
>>66464391
videos like this really rustle my jimjams lads
>>66464298
Young, attractive, can throw a bit of banter, put his nation on the map out of nowhere, well-rounded
GSP
>>66464454
he din du nuffin
Any of you lads know of a card between 4/23 and 5/6? That hiatus is going to be worse than this one, and least we've had WSOF and Legacy events to watch
>>66460757
>>66460757
>>66460757
MEME STRIKES GENERAL
>they want rin to lose weight
>>66464447
>I smoke marijuana
>>66464391
>spergy white boy
Of course
POST WALKOUTS
https://youtu.be/9yZycTxjoIQ
>>66464276
You're an idiot
>>66464528
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwGSKea-lGw
>>66464528
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdWZKb659K0
>>66464372
>GSP
Stop
when will vitor get his shot at rockhold, he heemed him within 3 minutes, and heemed bisping, and heemed rumble. he deserves his shot
lads lads yeah?
>>66464528
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt87bLX7m_o
>>66464556
If he beats Memeza
>>66461627
gotta be more subtle with your baits
>>66464528
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIGwPxn7-Fw
>>66463625
he did tho
They need to change the middleweight name. its offensive that they think 6'2 185 lbs is the middle. its a giant. and how is it even middle when there are only 2 weight classes bigger than it and 7 weight classes in the ufc smaller than it
>>66464604
just shut up
>>66464604
its true because Conduits little babby kicks and pitter patter punches dont count near as much as Lawlers power shots
Prime Brock Lesnar (whenever that is) vs Current Jones, how long does Brock last /heem/ ?
>>66464627
manlet detected
>>66464627
triggered
>>66464545
>ebin ironic xD
>>66464547
Great one off. Perfect for a former Pride fighter
>>66464563
gud fuggin song
>>66464635
he wins
https://youtu.be/5DmYLrxR0Y8
Best walkout or nah
>>66464627
manlet detected
>>66464635
the only way that fight happens is if Brock gets a job as a corrections officer
>>66464528
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CGF3zD2xbE
>>66464627
autism
>>66464635
Ufc 100 brock will kill jbj, don't be delusional
>>66464627
don't jihad me, bro
>>66464629
arent antibiotics supposed to make you feel better, shut up
>>66464391
Pretty triggered desu
>>66464528
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4iBBfEHNaE
>>66464635
Jones would need time to bulk up, he's at least 20lbs lighter than Brock
>>66464664
even funnier is that JBJ was on the undercard of 100
Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani 53m53 minutes ago
So far for 200 that’s been reported: McGregor-Diaz, Velasquez-Browne, Hendricks-Gastelum, Mousasi-Brunson and now Lauzon-Sanchez.
>>66464688
>Velasquez-Browne
o shit
trav gonna get murdered
>>66464688
That's so sad
>>66464688
198 is leagues better
>>66464695
>>66464702
>>66464706
calm down you goofballs, 3 of those fights are pre-lims.
>>66464627
fucking kek
>>66464702
>>66464706
Obviously not the main card, dummies
>>66464688
Shit card
>Cain gets injured
>Hendricks and Gastelum both miss weight
>Moose vs Brunson kek
>meme fight with guys past it
SHIT
>>66464685
Filthy tom cucked some cuck too
>>66464688
very underwhelming; most those shit matches should be thrown on prelims or fs1, where are the big fucking matches lad. dana is an idiot if he thinks that fake mexican will draw co-maining
>>66464688
more like Browne vs TBA
>>66464688
i think we get 2 of miesha/holly/ronda and a title fight for rda(alvarez probably) and lawler(woodley or gsp) + a spicy banger with aldo vs holloway
>>66464703
You can literally see the Native American mongrel ancestry.
>>66464391
>attacks him
>'get your hands off me' after he tries to go free
These cunts have no shame.
>>66464679
always knew you were gay adam
>>66464720
Oh shit! Forgot about Tom. They can hy 200 all they want, but it's gonna take the dist settling to see how good it really is. Looking back 100 is even better than what we all thought going in
haha
Gotta hand it to Conor for not pulling out of a single fight and being inconspicuous about his drug abuse and traffic violations.
From BellatorMMA: "Proud to announce we have re-signed rising featherweight contender Emmanuel "El Matador" Sanchez to a multi-year, multi-fight contract extension! Here's one of our favorite 'Matador' moments!"
>Lawler-Condit rematch at 200
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>66464771
>muh typos
shit...happy caught up quick, brehs
>>66464782
Good for lelator, he's a good fighter, fun fights.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDjao9rihik/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDjao9rihik/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDjao9rihik/
Wonderboy in charge of happy endings
>>66464785
fuck that,condit should retire. I'd rather see Woodley get permaheemed by Lawler.
>>66464785
source?
>>66464823
>massages
The sick fuck just doesnt know when to stop
Now he's indoctrinating Weidman in his weirdo cult too
>>66464826
>lawler beating woodley
KEK
Stephen Thompson @WonderboyMMA 4h4 hours ago
FUN FACT: My nickname, Wonderboy, was given to me by my cell mate because of amount of time I spent wondering about boys.
3 retweets 12 likes
>>66464859
>>66464859
flat as a pancake
they should let johny be a ring girl
>>66464859
>>66464883
only if Gunnar is there
>>66464859
wew lad
>>66464884
...flat ass?
>>66464857
>thinking wonderboy, lawler, and macdonald wouldnt fuck up woodley's future.
kill yourself cuck.
>mfw looked at lawlers dad and hes white
>see wikipedia to find out wtf his mom was
>Lawler is a quarter Filipino through his mother's side
>mfw hes the most powerful race on the planet
no wonder he wins so much. thought he was half black until now
>>66464909
no wonder he let Maia manhandle him for 15 minutes
>>66464915
5/10
>>66464884
that's a serious case of bannock ass
>>66464870
>>66464883
>>66464911
>>66464912
>>66464915
>>66464930
J U S T
U
S
T
>>66464883
minimum of 3 steaks worth of meat there 2bh
>>66464859
>doing the leg thingy
>still no ass
10/10 in ireland
>>66464915
that chick was all over /bee/ like 8 years ago
>>66464909
I legit can't tell he's doing this ironically or if it's part of mewvement
>>66464960
8/8
>>66464925
lol
>>66464978
he's just gay m8
>>66464989
>23 posts early
>>66464957
>its the cops word vs jon's.
He's fucked
>Nigger who chimped out on camera with several DUIs, does coke, and killed a pregnant woman against white upstanding citizen
anyone got that image of the girl who goes from no bunda to full bunda in 3 years through working out?
>people think bunda is genetics
>>66464915
this is the official boundary of a petite ass
any smaller and you have no ass
7/10
>tfw mods won't let us admire bunda while we wait weeks for a ufc card
>>66464635
Jones has god takedown defence so nothing to worry about there. Cock Chestnar gets lit up on the feet and submitted in the fifth
>>66464960
perfect 5/7
>>66464999
>and killed a pregnant woman against white upstanding citizen
wut
>>66464681
>at least
Brock was cutting like 30+ pounds to get to 265, Jones would be eclipsed in weight.
>>66463276
>COCKSUCKA
>>66463109
Pussy
How do you feel about these match ups?
>Lombard return to MW vs Josh Salmon
>Lombard vs CB Dollaway
>Bader vs Gustafsson
>Neil Magny vs Woodley
>>66465262
>Josh Salmon
>mfw
>>66465217
jones will still be in the card man, he recharged his dindu points
maybe after he murders some old lady in a crack induced rage he gets banned again
>>66465217
>Complaining about a card you haven't watched yet
Casuals go
>>66465217
>Pettis
holy shit I completely forgot about that guy after his cagejumping antics
>>66465280
is it possible to heem a fish with a punch?
NEW:
>>66465332
>>66465305
well I heemed your whale mother, close enough
>>66465305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVY717u04II
>>66465347
Kek
>>66465777
trips of truth
brought to you by carmen electra
H
>>66456779
D stands for Dumbass ?
>>66465796
God she was so hot for a couple years there
>>66460514
>average male in US 5'10
> average male in nl 5'11
zomg manlets btfo etc
whats up with you being able to post, doesn't your wife have chores for you to do rudie?
>>66463271
bisping looked fucking great in that fight desu, ive watched replay of that knee of anderson and it just made me dislike the can crushing spider even more. i want to see a rematch to see bisping kill him
>total disclosure: i think bispings a bit of a cunt
>>66462877
messed it up
>>66464422
GOAT
Does anyone have the link to the video where Jon Jones explains the beginning of the feud with DC? The "I bet I can take you down" video
>>66455688
>tfw Mighty Mouse is a weeb degenerate just like me.
DC will KO Jones in the rematch, mark my words senpai.
>>66475722
Putting money on DC?
I'm kinda mad at Jon Jones. That dude has this amazing athletic ability, could have all the best sponors (pre-Reebok deal) with a fuck-ton of money rolling in, and is considered the best pound for pound fighter in the world even when he doesn't even go through training camps for some of his opponents...and he pisses it all away for coke? What the fuck?! I bet DC would do anything to have the same skill Jon Jones takes for granted.
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