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UPCOMING EVENTS:
4/2 - WSOF 30 (Branch vs Starks)
4/8 - Legacy FC 53 (Lima vs. Trocoli)
4/10 - UFC FN 86 (Rothwell vs Dos Santos)
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Nurmagomedov vs Ferguson)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Campos)
4/16 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (Cormier vs Jones 2)
5/6 - ONE FC (TBA)
5/8 - UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/14 - UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
MMADIGEST:
https://youtu.be/-GWOtRnK5a8
OTHER NEWS:
>Chris Weidman elaborates on injury and problems when he lost the belt
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/3/28/11313034/identifying-gift-to-luke-rockhold-chris-weidman-explains-why-he
>Lombard joins the middleweight division
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/3/27/11313016/hector-lombard-announces-move-back-to-middleweight-after-loss-to-neil
>Jones getting ticketed
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/3/28/11320164/police-bodycam-video-shows-emotional-jon-jones-get-ticketed-for-drag
>Cyborg fighting Leslie Smith at 140 catchweight
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/3/28/11318482/cris-cyborg-vs-leslie-smith-added-to-ufc-198-fight-card
me first
Hey missah Jones. You stay away from light way divishun mane.
trolely
Reminder that a high-carbohydrate, raw vegan diet is the diet of a true martial artist, and more importantly a true fight fan
30 bananas a day, MINIMUM, carb the fuck up, kants
And if you don't agree, THEN YE ON THE GAS
trolelly
Ariel,Amirkhani, and Bobby Green need to get dealt with.
TIME TO END THIS SHITPOSTING
I NEED A MINUTE ON THE MICROWAVE
(so I can insert hotpocket)
YOU WILL NOT GET PAID FOR THIS
WHAT CANT BE DONE HE'LL DO FOR FREE
(so I can shitpost away)
lads I just noticed Conor has pretty bad early stage cauliflower ear on both ears =/
>>66449914
After seeing how Diaz vs McGregor went, I'm even more confidant that the favela frankenstein would prison rape Conor.
How do you cucks think Cruz vs Mcgob would end
>>66449966
Cruz by decision
>>66449948
Do you think DJ grew that beard to hide the fact his head is all kinds of fucked up? Just looking at him in that webm makes my skin crawl, it's like he's not even human.
>head shaped like a lightbulb
>skin on his face looks like it's stretched over his skull, like he's wearing it over his regular skin like a mask.
>those fucking "ears"
>>66449966
Cruz UD
>>66449637
>>66449816
>all people share neanderthal dna, it's just less spread in the small very rural tribes of africa
no. everyone outside of black africans have ~2-4% Neanderthal or Denisovan dna. black africans have 0. black populations that have been in non-black countries for centuries obviously have some but native blacks functionally have zero except in places around the horn of africa and north sudan where the population mixed with arabians for a long time.
neanderthals did have red hair but the gene that coded it for them is completely unrelated to the gene that codes it for humans.
>>66449966
If Cruz can avoid that left for two rounds, he'd probably be able to outwork a gassed McGregor for the decision.
>>66449966
I'm not a cuck, but I think McGoobs would win
i unironically like face the pain
i want to buy the CD of that stemm album
>>66449891
>mfw there are """"people""" in this thread right now that don't know about neanderthal DNA on modern humans, including your favorite white fighter
>mfw no face
>>66449966
Cruz by TKO (Death due to dehydration)
The Heem Queen has returned for UFC 198
>>66449987
That was a good fight, that whole fight card was pretty enjoyable
>>66449974
yet he managed to pull a qt wife that he has kids with
>tfw youre getting styled on by a manlet
feels bad friends
>>66450002
He has money, of course he's got a woman.
You wait until he gets JUST'd.
>>66450002
>implying DJs wife isnt taking big white cock on the side
>>66449926
lets not forget diaz is a skinny little faggot who would get bitch slapped by the trash tier of the middleweight division
>>66449994
i want her to rape me
>>66450017
Lmao, white boys cant compete bud
>>66450016
he's gonna be shilling extra hard on twitch to pay for dat alimony
>>66449974
its called dressing to your face/body
if you have shitty face, sometimes a beard can make you look more aesthetically appealing
its no different than dressing well, getting a haircut or pair of glasses that fit your face
>>66449974
He has a hot wife, who cares.
>>66450016
>>66450025
remember when Joanna got BLACKED?
>>66450037
its what conrad did to cover up his pimples
>>66450034
has anyone watched his twitch stream, is it good?
>>66450043
do you consider yourself black or white adan?
>>66450020
>a lightweight would lose to a middleweight
Shocking development, has watching king cunt conor lose fried your brain?
>>66450049
Yes, it's very good.
He was great on the JRE too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGp9bQzl1Wk
Why isn't Sakuraba the meme hunter on your GOAT P4P list?
>>66450049
I saw some of his Twitch stream after the Cruz vs TJ fight. He was playing Bloodborne while talking about the fight.
>>66449974
jesus christ are you a serial killer you creep
>>66450043
She still is
>>66450070
No, I haven't got time to kill people. Some one has to stay home and watch my wife's sons.
>>66450025
>says a white guy
>>66449978
that's old research, like i said, phoenicans out of syria did it even longer before the original gene spread time research period, they traced different genes.
also
>>66449867
hit me up with one of those sync youtube video stream thingys, we can watch some wsof
>>66450096
Synchtube I think
>>66450099
what would happen if Conor got hit with a Hunt left hook?
>>66450096
>that's old research
link something then, because nothing ive seen indicates that black africans have any neanderthal or denisovan dna outside of a minority in border regions like the horn of africa.
>>66450143
he would be eating his potatoes mashed for the rest of his life
>>66450143
he would implode
>>66450155
I seriously think Latifi could destroy Jones.
>>66450171
I think you'd be surprised
>>66450171
u r dumb
Wew lads. I havent been on /heem/ for three days and i feel like a new man.
reminder to go out and live your life senpai
>>66450145
http://www.genetics.org/content/194/1/199
they got plenty, but it's from like 900 BCE and not the times of ancient egypt and neanderthals still laive
>>66450143
I hate to imagine it, but I hate to imagine it more without an old Batman sound effect added to it.
>>66450171
nah
>>66450143
heem dead
but imagine hunt hitting DJ with an uppercut. his head would come off
>>66450210
I also wondered about prime Cro Cop hitting Holohan with a body kick
>>66450126
it's old and busted.
who wants to watch every fighter on the wsof main card, and their feature prelim since the guys heading the prelims have both beaten the guy leading off the main and are far more interesting
https://www.watch2gether.com/rooms/tqtkob9gcka36l6o
i'm gonna play some highlight videos for a bit to stall
>>66450272
it's sound like when you step on an old pumpkin
>>66450302
daily reminder that Crocop got folded by my man Brendan Schaub aka "Big Brown" aka "the Hybrid" aka "Adam Sandler with down's syndrome"
>>66450325
crocop was always shit at defending himself
>>66450171
Is this nigga forreal? Have another (You).
>>66450284
well I'm starting right now.
https://www.watch2gether.com/rooms/tqtkob9gcka36l6o
>>66449966
Cruz is too fast for Mcgoater.
It would be a 5 round foot-race, ending with a Cruz decision.
>>66450325
king of shutting down other peoples BJJ game
>>66450069
>Why isn't Sakuraba the meme hunter on your GOAT P4P list?
Because most people here aren't old enough to remember him.
>>66450415
How was this not in my reverse cuckings folder?
>>66450388
LMAO based schlob
>manlet status: still not learning
been away from /heem/ for a while.
so is a diaz/mcgregor rematch confirmed?
>>66450433
I remember at the time I thought it was stupid and cunty of him but looking back its pretty goddamn funny.
>>66450457
basically
>>66450469
needed the ko, thanks anon
any more diaz bros?
Daniel Cormier vs Ben Rothwell
what would the betting odds look like?
>>66450180
same here, not since before the hunt/mir fight. same shit, different thread.
>>66450484
love the Diaz bros, between their fights and awkward public antics they are always entertaining.
>>66450496
DC -200
>>66450500
poor nick
>>66450451
>>66450469
what a funny fight that was. wish nick wasn't banned so he could give robbie a rematch before his chin breaks
>>66450496
Rothwell: -210
Cormier: +180
>>66450469
>>66450500
>>66450523
Only just noticed teenage Nate picking Nick up after he got the KO.
But yeah, it's crazy really that the UFC aren't pushing for a rematch between those guys, especially considering Nick was the WEC and Strikeforce WW champ
>>66450523
when you think about it it's kinda crazy how many flush shots he's taken in his career and his chin has held up. From Gomi, to Robbie, to Paul Daly. That's insane. I really hope to see him come back and have some fun fights. I would still like to see him fight Matt Brown.
Is there any good videos of Schaub getting BTFO? I just really don't like this guy, everytime he's on Rogan's podcast, he seems like the prototypical new age dudebro jackass.
>>66450194
interesting. that doesn't support your original assertion though that "all people share neanderthal dna, it's just less spread in the small very rural tribes of africa."
That study found that a single African ethnic group, the Maasai, have a small but significant amount of Neanderthal dna. And that's small compared to the lower bounding of 1% in non-Africans. Furthermore the amount of Neanderthal dna in tested West Africans was insignificant when compared to the already small amount in the Maasai. So yeah, some East Africans in proximity to the Horn of Africa have a tiny amount of Neanderthal dna acquired relatively recently via non-Neanderthal humans who already had some Neanderthal dna. Nothing nearly as extensive as you implied.
>>66450566
?
>>66450596
link
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZB0ciiOxlw
new ye lads
who /yeandmma/ here?
>>66450617
So ISIS pussied out?
>>66450624
Not exactly. They're currently holding everyone on the plane hostage.
why do people in ufc use the expressions "it is what is" and "we'll see what happens" so frequently. Ive been watching some interviews and its like their reply to every question.
>>66450637
Fighters are fucking retarded human beings lad
>>66450637
it's just a conversation filler or something to say instead of "I have no idea what to think right now" You actually notice it quite a bit on shitty reality shows when they have a disappointed guy talking into the camera about some shit.
>>66450637
>gonna go back to the drawing board
>talk to my friends and coaches
>i'll fight whoever they tell me to fight
>>66450637
Every athlete says stupid shit like that. It's usually when they have no idea what to say
>>66450637
It'a meme you dip
>>66450633
they released women and children
>>66450637
the press obligations probably get super tedious so instead of giving a long winded explanation on exactly how they're feeling or whatever, they'll give you a short answer that a non-autismo can pick up on the meaning of
>Joanna accusing Claudia of steroids
>>66450701
ofc she is/was on the gas. Link?
>>66450730
https://youtu.be/JzQhI7WNBN0
1:47:35
>>66450742
Dude I'm not watching an hour and 47 minutes to get to that part, reupload it.
>>66450701
>caring at all about WMMA
>being a demasculated mess
pick two
>>66450746
Y-You know you can move it to that time R-right?
>>66450756
THEN HOW WILL I GET ALL THE CONTEXT YOU IDIOT
>>66450746
>>66450765
You could just go back a bit anyways here's a link from reddit
https://streamable.com/0drw
>>66450746
if you're a real fight fan you will
>Jon swearing at the cop and demanding the pen
He can't keep getting away with it
>>66450817
>that hairline
really weird
>>66450002
making your dog wear a collar inside the house. shame on you.
jon
>>66450934
what did he mean by this
dead thread
dead sport
>>66449937
There is literally no reason to not wear ear protection when grappling other than to "show off" your ears.
Fucking goofs.
>>66451020
you're also the kind of guy to wear helmet, knee-and elbowpads when going on a bikeride.
>muh safety
lads lads lads
Has anyone made a pic related for April yet?
HEEM 1: BALTIC NAVIGATION
>>66451055
No, I will later today probably
>>66451060
International HEEM championship 1: Those Balts
>>66451064
Thanks m8, I literally print them out and stick them on my wall at work.
>>66451030
It's not about safety, it's about not being insecure enough to deform your body so you can "show off" that you're a fighter.
Jon Jones is gonna be the first active UFC fighter to be shot by cops.
All it takes is one cop who doesn't watch MMA to pull him over and one Jones chimpout.
>>66450500
turn the fucking ISO down god damn it or at least up the shutter speed. i fucking hate these retards who buy an expensive camera and not know shit about using it correctly
>>66451127
Jones doesn't chimpout hard, he follows what officers say, at least from recordings and videos
Also rarely blacks will drive such expensive cars
BJ Penn literally finishing Sean Sherk and telling him that it was all over is one of the most badass things that ever happened inside and octagon.
A couple of months later, BJ's corner would tell the referee that his rematch against GSP was all over aswell.
THE PRAWDEEGEE
>>66451079
you need some neck gains
Conor's meme magic is gone tbqh
>>66451134
>t. High school Photography student
Who is the Adam Johnson of MMA?
>>66451169
>>66451292
I think you know.
it's 6:30 AM and i'm 100 yards from the atlantic ocean. you all better be sober, training and preparing for your STEM related job.
>>66451395
>tfw going to uni to tutor in an hour
kill me
what i don't understand is the ufc cant seem to have an event every weekend i mean its the easter break and they didn't have an event?
like then they have 3 events over a weekend or some shit??
like i never understood how they space out events so badly
>>66451428
MONDAY NIGHT HEEM, WORLD WRASSLIN ENTER-PAIN-MENT
>>66451428
there are some goofs who complain that there are too many events, clearly not true fight fans
http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2016/mar/27/nick-blackwell-in-coma-title-fight-defeat-chris-eubank-jr
why hasn't this brutal, barbaric sport been banned yet?
why's he so based bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6yFu5ZD32c
>>66451475
I think he actually did get fucked over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVo0EBdQSa8
>>66451462
That fight was a spicy bangeroo, if he never fights again he can be proud of that perfomance
>>66450469
>gets KO'd by that punch by the weakest striker in the division
>suddenly going 5 rounds and taking shots
yeah robbie lawler """isn't on PEDS"""
>>66451542
Literally no one has ever said Robbie wasn't on PEDs
>>66451542
>people this casual actually believe Robbie juices because they're jelly manlets
ole fat arms went from headlining a card to this
competitive dancing is almost as gay as soccer
>>66451542
>>66451581
Ok except maybe this guy
>>66451475
Are people allowed to swear at the police in the USA?
He is being a bitch black people are being respectful and getting shot and he's swearing at the guy doing his job and not getting any shit.
>>66451395
Majoring in Engineering here, la'
>>66451591
>h-he's just doing his job
what a good goyim you are
>>66451603
>h-he dindu nuffin
what a good cuck you are
Is DC going to win for all the law abiding white people?
>>66451619
>supporting laws
what a cuck
>>66451619
YES
O
U
ENGLAND'S OWN
>>66451611
>>66451603
I'm not being racist, I'm saying that blacks are getting shot for doing nothing and he is getting a cop doing his job like the cop is supossed to do and calling him all kinds of shit.
Even if you disagree with a cop you can do that in court, no use being a dick to people.
>>66450817
the cop was a fucking faggot, i wish jon heemed his ass before he could grab his gun
>>66451638
damn dude you're fucked in the head
>>66451475
>lose the attitude
>why's your car so loud
this pig is in for a heeming
>>66451634
GUD BOYS WHO DIN DU NUFFIN GETTIN SHOT
DEY NEED MONEY FO SCHOOL, WHY YOU GOTTA DEFEND YOSELF AN YO PROPERTY WHITEY
Fuck dindus, I hope they get exactly what they have coming to them.
>>66451634
wow thats racist
>>66451583
found the faggot
i bet you can put your palms behind your feet when you stretch cant you faggot
>>66451475
>i can't fucking believe you
>"well you better believe it cause im not joking"
kek DC wishes he had that banter
McGregor heems Diaz
DC dominates Jones
Rockhold heems Weidman
>>66451698
(You) wake up
>>66451698
1/3 aint so bad
RIDICULOUS
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>>66451727
Hey pussy, license and registration!
>>66451669
>I can't fucking believe you
>"well you better believe it because I'm a huge pussy that's going to suck your dick, right Jon?"
how funny would it have been if the cop said:
"You're getting emotional Jon."?
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Free Fights Part 3
Ken Shamrock vs Matt Hume
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5stbNT25_1g
Phil Baroni vs Rodrigo Ribeiro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XX5_ZZclip8
Nate Diaz vs Robert Limon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1IZm0d3a7o
Marloes Coenen vs Fiona Muxlow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAItJ4mMttY
Sean O'Haire vs Frankie Parkman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehNHx9CsFzM
Bas Rutten vs Ruben 'Warpath' Villareal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnxfgkMKeds
Bobby Lashley vs Wes Sims
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPxsZvbaU9Q
Sergei Kharitonov vs Tyler East
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6WcBLbQVhA
Frankie Edgar vs Jay Isip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DH9_ZTAwBZ0
Eddie Alvarez vs Shinya Aoki 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5MUYBLh-KE
Eddie Alvarez vs Shinya Aoki 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9Z5BJJMqNo
King Mo vs Lorenz Larkin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfFah1U5uVY
Jon Jones vs Moyses Gabin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1xq7OkEF14
Sean Sherk vs Darren Brudigan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4htcW45_Dc
Anderson Silva vs Tetsuji Kato
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJVLRDj6w38
>>66451773
i fucking hate these pigs, think theyre so funny and high and mighty
>>66451813
Yeah i know, they want to be respected so badly and bask in the power of their stupid badge and act all smug around bootlickers, some cops just wanna help people but the ones with marine haircuts/bald that walk around all smug are just power tripping cocksuckers.
Is there anything on this planet that can match the workrate of a fully carbed up raw vegan athlete?
>>66451845
one thats also on the gas
>>66451750
dc looks like the kind of guy who has a friend or a cousin in the force
>>66449891
> Cyborg
I don't really know her and can be wrong but it seems she is just a cancrusher to me.
>>66451891
It's wanderlei making a comeback in a wig
>>66450020
Google Rory Markham
can anyone recommend me a not well known spicy banger?
i bet you can't because /heem/ is full of casuals
>>66451996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhK9SrpNGBY
Absolutely fantastic fight
Khabib will publicly rape Ferguson
>>66451813
Hello tyrone
"On my worst day, I'll shitpost for two hours. I don't have hobbies." - britbong
>>66452040
>he only shitposts 2 hours a day
what should i make for breakfast lads?
>>66451591
It's called the first amendment, bitch
>>66452060
I had some oatmeal and water.
>>66451996
Rory vs Lawler I at 189 ;^)
>>66452081
>I
>189
>>66452094
Think something went over your head there Spain
>>66452110
ur mum's wasted tits
>>66452132
Bit rude and uncalled for.
>>66452094
Did you know that UFC 33 is arguably one of the greatest PPVs of all time?
>>66452104
I aint surprised motherfuckers
>>66452132
Imagine if you own mom read the trash you posted here. You done have to be tough all the time, dude.
>>66452132
whats up with your meme posts lately
>>66452140
i didnt mind it 2bh
So apparently Helwani got taken off air for a week because he attended a Bellator presser.
Jon Anik vs Dave Sholler @ UFC 200
>>66452150
More like what's up with /heem/ lately
You fuckers have gone nutso
>>66452167
Shane Mcmahon vs CM Punk @ UFCMania 1
>>66452168
What's up is no cards for 3 or 4 weeks
This usually happens to /heem/
>>66452168
its been pretty normal tbf
just a whole buncha casual influx since 196
also that one canadian last night who was "pretending to be retarded" about jones never failing a test
other than thats ees normal
>>66452168
3 weeks in between events is never a good thing
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/3/28/11321068/nate-diaz-conor-mcgregor-rest-of-ufc-196-competitors-come-back-clean
>>66452190
wouldve lmao'd if nate popped
as the originator and father of the neetrex meme, I'd like to that the based photoshopbong for taking time to make good oc
>>66450155
villante is such a fucking cuck
>>66452226
At least he isn't some unranked goof like lawlor :)
>>66452238
>it's a Filthy Tom shits all over based Dan Kelly episode
He is my boy no longer
Fuck that cunt "Faggy" Tom Lawlor
>>66452245
Lawlor is a dummy complaining about not getting enough exposure and then goes and gives away the fight after the first round. Memes clearly do not equal merit.
>>66452238
:^)
>>66452245
missed that desu, sauce?
>I'm the only one here who can compete on a professional level
>>66452286
Dana is that you?
>>66452277
Wrestling Observer Radio, first one after Fight Night Brisbane
It's actually weird how much it comes off like the guy is severely irked by Dan Kelly
How quickly will Claudia submit her?
>>66452296
How many times have you heard a lawlor interview where he isn't bitching about something?
>>66452306
never you weirdo
>>66452296
can u give a short summary of what he said pls?
>>66452352
anyone else hate that roiding scumbag?
>>66452355
He failed a drug test?
>>66452364
No, but he did fight in pride.
>>66452377
>coleman will die any day now
>>66452352
Don't remember it too well but it was mostly the little things
>dead silent when the other hosts are describing the fight
>only chimes up to say that Kelly is the least athletic MW he's seen in a long time
>says "He's just... just..." and then goes quiet, sounds angry quiet
>host tells Filthy he should request to fight him then, Filthy doesn't say a whole lot, sounds angry and quiet again
Doesn't sound so bad when I describe it like that though but w/e
>>66452390
clever pedo posting 2bh, i'm not mad at it
how many people do you think i could get away with heeming if i join the marines?
>>66452431
ask luke thomas
GSP CONFIRMED TO BACK BY KENFLO!
(AROUND 33MIN MARK)
http://podbay.fm/show/706421907/e/1459227162?autostart=1
>>66452444
i aint listening to that shit nigga
>>66452393
if he's mad at him i bet something happened there, whatever tho, always stand with your boy senpai
>>66452444
Everybody is saying GSP is coming back, but I don't care until I hear him say it.
>>66452471
damn it feels good to be american
i still dont like hot dogs though
fuck gsp, give me lawler v nick II or fuck off tbf
>>66452463
Brendan: I think that... obviously who knows if he ever comes back even if he does-
Florian: He's coming back
Brendan: For sure?
Florian: yeah
Brendan: You think so?
Florian: This year ... not for UFC 200, but after that i think - maybe for the new york card
you can tell she was with black men in vegas
>>66452505
>gsp main eventing ny
wew, have him in a canada card with based rory comaining
>>66452527
100 percent
>>66451395
It's 10am and Ive got knee surgery at 12. I'm excited, but fuck me this is gonna suck.
>mfw I just watched paige on dancing with the stars
>>66452571
are her arms still fat?
>>66452571
NOT A FAIR CONTEST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xUEjH_Mb3c
lads lets watch based gay republican man on the closeted homo podcast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGL5eRw7rXU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGL5eRw7rXU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGL5eRw7rXU
>>66451633
Should have some nice spice to it
Cant wait to see Breese get memed on
>>66452627
>tfw you will never heem a nu-male
who is /heem/ - the fighter?
>>66452650
Ben Nguyen :^)
>>66452646
kek
>>66452646
based chuck
>>66452650
ben rothwell
>>66452650
Trying too hard to be /heem/'s boy now. One meme reference was fine, this is pushing it
>>66452650
Rory Mac
>>66452646
TOP 10 THINGS TO KNOCK FROM SOMEONES FACE:
1. A Hat
2. A Cigarette
3. A Tooth
4. Glasses
5. Glass Eye
6. Real Eye
7. Blood
8. Drinks
9. Food
10. Hearing Piece
I bet Conor browses heem
>>66452650
Big Tard Rothwell
>>66452697
no i don't, but keep making the artem memes mate ;)
How can any fighter hope to compete with this memery?
>Hendricks-Gastelum for 200
S P I C E
>>66452743
>that movie theater pic he had
>>66452773
touchbutt?
More like eatbutt
>>66452769
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/3/29/11324274/johny-hendricks-vs-kelvin-gastelum-in-the-works-for-ufc-200?utm_campaign=mmafighting&utm_content=chorus&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter
OLEEEE OLEEEEE OLEEEE OLEEEE DIAAAZ DIAAAZ
>>66452769
jesus christ this show is underwhelming as fuck man
i dont like this hendricks gastelum fight at 200 2bh
>>66452793
Hendricks is such a nice guy but I just don't see him ever being any kind of champ.
He got no footwork and his arms are stumpy and short, he needs to figure it out what to do with guys who can play out of his boxing reach.
>>66452793
can't wait to watch them press each other against the cage for 3 rounds
>>66452755
disgusting desu
>>66452793
I hope Gastelum gets heem'd tbqh fampai
>>66452793
I hope the spic gets heemed desu
Bigg Rigg needs to get great again
hendricks reach is lobov tier, if he didn't have all those peds he would be just as bad tbf
>>66452213
You are very welcome
>>66452833
>>66452213
But please, make sure to save the latest version.
>>66450376
>>66452868
i have all of them lad xx
>>66452793
Johny Hendricks versus Kelvin Gastelum is a very important fight for the Welterweight division
>>66450002
her name is destiny, that automatically makes her a stripper-tier woman
>>66452895
Johny Hendricks is a man who formerly held the ww title, and a win vs Gastelum will help him in his quest to get another shot at the champion, Robbie Lawler
Am I the only one who doesn't really consider someone a "champ" if they don't at least defend their belt once AND against a different person than whom they got their belt from?
>>66452942
a different person from whom*
Opinion time /heem/:
>Who is the best striker in MMA currently?
My vote is Wonderboy
>>66449952
he would have literally eaten him alive
>>66452832
>>66452891
requesting someone to make a pic where he literally has no arms, but just hands sticking out from his shoulders.
>>66452955
Wondermeme, Fronk, and the deciona8er
>>66452955
>wonderboy
>>66452937
I'm quite hyped for Zagreb 8bh
>>66452928
If Johny gets another title shot, Wonderboy will be the champ by then
>>66452955
Diaz bros too senpai
>>66452970
>le punch really hard and pray man
>>66452976
>implying it won't be conair
wew lad
>>66452937
I went to high school with Derrick Lewis and he was so stupid. My gf would tutor him and no matter how many times she would go over to his house to help him with his homework, his grades never improved. "Black Beast"?" more like Big Black Dumbass
>>66452984
>my girlfriend's boyfriend
Is this jon jones drag racing thing gonna be a big deal? If i was dana i would've been reluctant to give him an immediate title shot like this tbch senpai
>>66452984
Here's your (you)
>>66452970
If you're close enough to hit Wonderboy you're close enough for him to hit you or he just kicked you in the face and he's now blitzing your ass. Blood Orc would finally die.
>>66452993
the fight will still be
>>66452942
A championship belt is really just a symbol of you being the best fighter in your weight class anyways, so fuck "the belt" itself
>>66452993
Just going to hit his casual fanbase because winkeljohn is only for ''tame'' fighters and he keeps on being rowdy, dana won't say much and maybe try to damage control to the casual fanbase so he keeps the nice and calm guy attitude.
I really wish he would talk about jon being a fucking cat of some kind I can't remember the last fight he didn't eyepoke or nutkick or some other illegal shit.
>>66453021
FUK UR BELT MUDDAFUKER
>>66452955
Either wonderboy, or honestly, nate.
Ferguson is going to get memed on by Khabib. Ferguson is not a skilled out striker. He may be lanky, but he generally likes to move forward and pressure when he strokes. Khabib eats pressure strikers for breakfast. They close the distance for him. It would take somebody with a wonderboy esque skill set (+top tier grappling/TDD) that can consistently keep range and pick Khabib off from a distance. If you need to get in close to damage Khabib and you can't also keep your own distance from him, it is game over. People here tend to like rooting for the underdog, but sorry boys, el cucky is getting cucked hard.
>>66450543
That would be a sick fight, but Brown would almost definitely lose as soon as Nicholas hits his fucked up liver.
>>66453054
I agree, I think nates striking is better than nicks tbf. nick has better jits tho imo
>>66453069
khabib wins 155 belt, then let's see if mcmeme would want to be wrasslefucked by a bigger full camp mendes
>Nate is the best striker the UFC
Where does that place RDA? Leg kicks are part of striking
>>66453113
Nick is back so he is theorethically in the UFC right now
>>66450069
The Gracie Hunter isn't, but the IQ Wrestler is.
>>66453087
Healthy Khabib is a nightmare for Dana and Conor. He can easily UD anyone in the division, which means casuals won't like him and Conor will never have a chance at the LW belt. Conor will be left either beating midgets at FW or memeing on top 5 guys at LW until he inevitably gets wrassled by Khabib
>>66453193
This desu, I bet Dana hates Khabib and his style
There's literally no way casuals would find it interesting, but as I've said before the pure salt that would result in him wrestlefucking Conor for 25 minutes straight would be glorious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dW_CjArh4hc
>>66452955
Jared Rosholt
>>66453209
There is no way Khabib wouldn't finish Conor
>>66452955
Ronda Rousey
>>66453209
>the pure salt that would result in him wrestlefucking Conor for 25 minutes straight would be glorious
would love for this to happen.
>this russian did nothing, winning by wrestling doesn't mean anything
Post YFW Conor and RDA eventually do fight Conor still tries the throw 100% into every single punch/kick meme and tires himself out again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqXQinJlPsg
Why is Jon vs DC such a meme?
>>66453209
>tfw Conor will get a title shot at 155 before Khabib
>>66452364
>>66452377
He didn't fail one, but he did flee the area when drug testers stopped by his gym to test him.
>>66452955
Anthony Johnson
>>66453338
the way bisbong looks and carries himself, i get the feeling he could be huge in hollywood desu, he just screams muh brit villian
>>66453339
They had no authority to test him. He wasn't a licensed athlete.
>>66452955
Wonder boy is just too nasty. I still can't get over the Hendricks fight
>57-0 in kickboxing
wew
honestly /heem/, would you?
#freejonjones
>>66452793
So this'll be a catchweight fight, right?
Daily reminder Matt "The Immortal Meme" Brown beat Wonderboy. Reminder Rory is going to fuck him into a living death on national television.
>>66453317
>mfw Dana walks up to the mic and conor and RDA are on opposite sides of the stage
>>66453392
There we go senpaitachi the cop was just racist and Jones dindu nuffin thanks for confirming
>>66452793
This better be on fightpass prelims
>>66453401
>rory beating anyone after the condition blood orc left him in
he should stay out of the game for a tear in the least desu, lawler fucked his shit up. wonderboy is fresh as fuck too
>>66453401
>4 years ago
Although Rory is undoubtedly the worst matchup for wonderboy in the division.
>>66453385
that record alone doesn't mean much. Just like our boy Artem said: "who did he fight?"
>>66453462
lol
>>66453462
based neetrex btfo that meme wondermeme fag
>>66453462
>I rank Artem
http://youtu.be/EtqJIY9U2h0
Dana is going to kill UFC with this Conor vs Nate 2 shit.
Without McMeme it's back to /asp/ worldwide basically.
>>66453385
Yeah, his kickboxing was something alright.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6yek81uV6I
>>66453528
Ronda, GSP, Diaz Bros, Anderson Silva, JBJ
W E W
E
W
UFC ABOUT TO DIE LMAO RIGHT?
>>66453529
this cringe level of standup. dude's flailing in with his head down.
>>66453529
>his kickboxing was something alright.
>that vid
>>66453609
>it's an estonia claims to be an expert in <insert topic> episode
>>66453529
DELETE THIS
weidcuck about to get fucked up again kek
>>66453706
Shut up.
>>66453734
sorry bongbro but usada is fucking up the mw division. weidman is probably the biggest victim since he was using the whole time tbch
>>66453751
You're on antibiotics.
>>66453391
I would both weighin ronda and pig ronda.
I have this weird thing about girls who are, what I consider to be "ugly-hot". Dunno how to explain it.
Ronda is one of them.
Anyone else remember that time that Luke Rockhold got Chris Weidman in a full mount and then right after that he beat the shit out of him and Herb Dean tried to allow Chris to be slain?
>>66453838
Shut up.
NO
LONGER
MY
SON
>>66453838
>ufc194 was 6 years agi
what do you do when your favourite boys fight?
>>66453982
Root for Rory.
>>66453982
go for the objectively smarter choice and route for Rory
>>66453838
Delete this.
>>66453982
hope for a spicy banger that leads to a rematch when one of them is champ
>>66453391
Ronda used to be a legit qt before the roids.
>>66453394
More like fatweight amirite?
>>66454031
Reminder that weight classes were created by men to oppress women.
>>66451891
from what i've seen she has little finesse but she's a juggernaut. smiths biggest claim to fame is having her ear torn half off by jessica eye. so this means alphacat's not fighting cyborg and it's already known she's not fighting tate.
>http://sports.yahoo.com/news/cat-zingano-teases-epic-summer-ufc-return-bout-201922641--mma.html
so who is dana matching cat with to make it "epic"? rousey? holm? either of those would be epic --- nunez or pena - notsomuch.
>>66454071
alpha roid zingano
>>66454089
Lol you said Roid instead of cat. Epic bantz my burger brother
>>66453982
I gotta admit boys, I'm a bit worried for my boy Rory, but every time I start thinking about it, I come to the realization that Rory is a bad matchup for Thompson.
Thompson is dangerous for anyone, but honestly, he'd have a much better chance vs Robbie than he does vs Rory. Rory is going to Matt Brown him badly.
>>66452984
hahahah
subtle
I like it
http://youtu.be/7zm-qK7hn8Q
http://youtu.be/7zm-qK7hn8Q
http://youtu.be/7zm-qK7hn8Q
>>66454133
Thompson sucks and he will eventually be arrested for child abuse.
>>66453982
Rory wins my submission or Wonderboy wins by spinning shit.
>>66453982
Rory by TKO
>>66454140
literally 3 hillary voters
>>66454153
I think that Rory understands that testing free agency is important for fighters everywhere, and he'll want to put on a good performance going into the end of his contract.
Takedown and GNP TKO.
>>66453982
Rory UD by wrestlefuck
>>66454176
nah dude, five round fight
TKO
>>66452984
o i am laffin
>>66454191
thank you
>>66453391
134 ronda --- yes
170 ronda --- no
>STAIROIDS WOD YEW TOLKIN BOUT STAIROIDS YEH
>>66453391
I think I speak for everyone when I say that I miss this particular Ronda quite badly.
so HW is 198, LHW and FlyW are 197, and 199 is MW and BW.
Womens SW is a UF night in fucking june. Both of the contenders for WW are fighting, all 4 contenders for LW are fighting.
What are they even going to have at UFC 200? edgar v aldo? a womens BW match?
>>66451668
hey Paige, is that you? Stick to dancing cuz MMA is an athlete' sport
>>66454202
Rolly Rounda Rousey
>>66454234
i don't i want her to die
>>66454235
kimbo vs cm punk
shamrock vs mcgregor
brock vs the diaz bros tag team
mighty mouse vs struve
>>66454212
OIM WELL AGAINST DAT YEH
dancing with the stars > kickball
soccer is literally the worst
>>66454275
Could also have cyborg vs a man. maybe rousey vs mike tyson. lots of options
lads got 68% for my presentation about the UFC/Reebok deal and how it affected the fighters
will ufc 200 beat ufc 1 hunna?
i'm back
>Tapout still exists
Is Mask rolling in his grave? Also us it true he was buried in a camo tux and his face painted like a clown?
does DC actually stand a chance guys?
>>66454251
you wouldn't if she was still sexy though
>>66454338
Maybe, if the cops keep pulling Jon over every week and fucking with him. Could throw him off his game.
>>66454338
No.
>>66452650
Luke Rockhold.
>handsome
>tall
>ultimate fighter
>gets bitches
Just like us.
>>66454275
MM would beat Struve by UD
>>66454338
DC will win my d'arce choke.
>>66452650
probably rothwell though i dont think thats a compliment for either side
>>66454308
That's decent that
Dana probably threatened your Uni desu
>>66454338
how bad was the last fight i cant remember, did dc win a round? did either of them gas?
>>66450069
sakuraba versus newton is one of the goat matches (not for casuals)
>>66454426
>le technical fight fan
I hate you fags. Instead of a something like Robbie/Rory, or something action packed I pick the most boring fight.
>>66454416
DC won one round but was pretty much out of it by the third or fourth. You can literally watch it for free
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdRLvldfg7I
>>66454488
I didn't think DC was 5'11"
>>66454484
I bet you didnt even realize Burkman-Noons was one of the best fights of the past 5 years
>>66454488
The eyepoke was the moment that killed DC's momentum in the third. He should train with Rumble, Rumble only gets stronger when people poke his eyes now.
Could DC beat Sea Level Valesquez?
>>66454512
No one can beat a healthy knees and healthy back sea level Cain, lad.
>>66454300
excellent
>>66454494
"""""""5'11""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>66454529
You forgot healthy shoulder.
>>66454512
>>66454529
Honestly DC probably would beat Cain. DC's striking is way better and there's no way Cain is grappling with DC either.
>>66454235
conair v nate II
aldo v edgar II
miesha vs holly II
hendricks vs some who
villante v cuckstaffson
W E W
E
W
>>66454338
dc doesnt have cain, plus who does he get to emulate jones?
>>66454554
>hendricks vs some who
Gastelum lad
>>66454578
literally who?
>>66454569
Chi Lewis-Parry a nealry 7ft kickboxer who fights in GLORY came to help him.
>>66454554
there is no way edgar and aldo fight
>>66452650
Bryan Barberena
>>66454633
if aldo wants the shot he needs to take it if offered. other than that dana will probably just skip him and go halloway v edgar for the next shot. he can't just pout like a bitch in brazil, he doesn't have leverage(the belt) anymore lad
>>66454554
>having hendricks on the biggest card of the year
it's like you want to kill the sport.
>>66454542
sea-level cain on glucosamine supplements is HW goat
>>66454682
>leverage
>not the iv
>>66454689
Cain/Browne and Hendricks/Gastelum would be big fights for the bottom two spots on the main card tbf.
lads i never saw the shields/maia fight
was it bs or did shields actually win
wondermeme will ktfo rory
Fedor headlined 4 PPVs and his highest was 100,000 buys.
Mighty Mouse-esque in his drawing power is Fedor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vVRbN9WeME
JUST
>>66454747
Shields held his own in the grappling exchanges and generally outworked Maia for much of the fight. The decision was justifiable.
High carb, raw vegan, 30 banana min. a day Cormier is the GOAT
i ate 30 bananas and three steaks a day as a part of my two breakfasts and now i'm a vegetable typing through an interpreter
thanks a lot /heem/
>>66454880
do you also train in gi
>>66454880
>steaks
are these even vegan m8
"For me it would be a home-cooked meal," Tate told Maxim in a Facebook live Q&A session.
"Surprise me, vacuum for me. And make dinner for me. I absolutely love pad thai. And obviously cupcakes afterwards," added the champ. Well, her nickname is 'Cupcake', so at least one of those things shouldn't come as a surprise.
>>66454975
>tfw I show up to her next fight with a freshly bought top of the line vacuum cleaner, a 3 steak dinner with some pad thai and some cupcakes and I cuck Bryan Tate
>>66454975
>Tate told Maxim
>Maxim
WHERE THE PHOTO AT, HENRY.
WE NEED BIKINI MIESHA POSING WITH THE BELT, ITS ALMOST APRIL ALREADY.
>>66454682
If Aldo announces that he's going to retire until they give him the McGregor fight again, his next fight will be vs McGregor.
They are going to make that fight again. Edgar and Holloway can suck a dick as far as the UFC is concerned, but McGregor vs Aldo 2 is going to happen without question.
>>66454975
>brian cuckaway
>>66455013
>freshly bought top of the line vacuum cleaner
kekd
Reminder that a Tony+Rose+Glover+Lyoto parlay = tons of free $
>>66455100
>tony
>rose
wew
>>66455053
I feel bad for Caraway. Without him Miesha would be either stripping or whoring, and she repays him but cucking him and parading her bulls around in interviews and embedded.
i literally cannot wait until the next mcbedded
>>66455133
>actually active and has better memes than cuckbib
>same height as Rin fighting a normal sized human bean
>>66454235
Thug Rose making a bitch ultimate surrender
>she has like four dogs, and outcardios all of them, Mike
>>66455165
he fucked up by hooking with a girl making more money than him lad. he has no selfrespect, she is cucking him with a fucking prelim meme infront of everyone kek
>>66454398
love you britbro :3
>>66455165
she's probably fucking the dude with the disgusting hair who made her "dinner". poor caraway lmao
>>66455100
Buddy, throw Chiesa in there and you've got some real dough.
>>66455277
coz you know im all about that cake, bout that cake, and chicken
>Jon Jones arrested for probation violation
absolute top fucking kek just cut this goof and be done with it.
>>66455339
yes this dumb nigger is going to get heem'd to high hell by the man the myth the memer, dc "Cuteboy" cormiay
i cant wait
Top fucking kek
>>66455369
TOPPPPPPPPPPPPP FUCKING KEK USA LOOK AT THIS FUCKER.
U THINK DC IS THE WEAK ONE MENTALLY OF THE TWO?
THIS BITCH ASS WAS BEGGING THE COP TO """"""GIVE HIM A BREAK"""""" THEN GOT EMOTIONAL. BECAUSE HE A WEAK BITCH.
DC U GOT THIS BABY
>>66455339
>signs with Bellator
>kills everyone
>gets loaned out to Rizin
>Fedor suddenly retires again
>>66455369
Fucking bullshit Jon's a good boy he literally dindu nuffin
pls Jon
>>66455400
kek
>>66455369
this cant be real
>>66455369
shouldn't the judge wait till everything else in this case?
I mean, jones can appeal on those citations right?
>>66455477
http://m.tmz.com/#article/2016/03/29/jon-jones-arrested-for-probation-violation-mug-shot/
>>66455369
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
>>66455477
>>66455511
lmao I just emailed my dad the link
I couldn't believe it either
>>66455510
he can appeal definitely but i bet the officer has phootage of the dragracing shit from his carcam or whatever. jones really fucked up by cussing at the cop like that, that shit is gonna bite him in the ass
>AND YOUR NEW MAIN EVENT FOR UFC 197 DANIEL CORMIER VS.......RYAN BADEEEER! (tons of clips from their "altercation" at the post fight press conference to hype up the event tons of voice splicers)
>DC: I wish they would let me there so I could smash your face in
>Ryan:He's talks too much
>>66455511
>tmz
not clicking friend
>>66455530
>I just emailed my dad the link
>>66455369
Nike will never deign itself to MMA again
>You now realize Mighty Mouse is headlining
>>66455560
this tbqh, wtf heem...
>>66455548
I'll take bader or the cuck over him lad. Id love to see a meme fighter get the shot, latifi pls kek
>>66455560
well find a link on your own then lad fuck
>>66455581
jones is fucking their image up bad senpai, he should be cut he's not even that big of a draw tbch
>>66454360
Do you think DC has been bribing cops to do this for him?
>>66455560
>>66455603
He loves UFC but he doesn't follow the news. What the fuck is wrong with informing an old man about Jon Jones doing stupid shit?
is the fight off? fuck
>>66455369
ffs
>>66455626
i was talking about the tmz article my friend don't get so emotional. bitch
>>66455615
>ill take bader or the cuck
meant rumble or cuckstaffson over bader fuck
>>66455530
>lmao I just emailed my dad the link
nigga I have bad news for you
>>66455626
>Tfw you will never watch a ufc event with your dad
>>66455369
>Jon Jones enters 197 surrounded by cops and in chains
>>66455197
If you think he's going to outwrestle kebab you're delusional.
THEY DONT EVEN LIKE ME
THEY JUST HATE JON JONES
even if the fight happens, if jones loses, there's gonna be the excuse of "distracted jones"
can we just have on noncontroversial big fight. fuck
>getting arrested for driving at less than 35mph
>>66455640
I don't like it either desu but I googled quickly and they seemed to be the only one with the story. I've got my adblocker on
>>66455640
TMZ is literally the only website with the story at the moment
suck DC's dick
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