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UPCOMING EVENTS:
4/2 - WSOF 30 (Branch vs Starks)
4/8 - Legacy FC 53 (Lima vs. Trocoli)
4/10 - UFC FN 86 (Rothwell vs Dos Santos)
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Nurmagomedov vs Ferguson)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Campos)
4/16 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (Cormier vs Jones 2)
5/6 - ONE FC (TBA)
5/8 - UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/14 - UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
MMADIGEST:
https://youtu.be/-GWOtRnK5a8
OTHER NEWS:
>Chris "The Chris Weidman" Weidman elaborates on injury and problems when he lost the belt
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/3/28/11313034/identifying-gift-to-luke-rockhold-chris-weidman-explains-why-he
>Lombard joins the middleweight division
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/3/27/11313016/hector-lombard-announces-move-back-to-middleweight-after-loss-to-neil
>Jones getting ticketed
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/3/28/11320164/police-bodycam-video-shows-emotional-jon-jones-get-ticketed-for-drag
>Cyborg fighting Leslie Smith at 140 catchweight
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/3/28/11318482/cris-cyborg-vs-leslie-smith-added-to-ufc-198-fight-card
what did he mean by this?
>>66444696
DC would make a good strong father figure to Jon
>i am watching this thread
http://strawpoll.me/7208862
http://strawpoll.me/7208862
http://strawpoll.me/7208862
>>66444696
>what are you doing there with your pants unzipped jon?
>>66444698
THINKING THE SAME WOW OH J33Z
>>66444677
Jon's diet edition
YOU ARE RIDICULOUS
>>66444812
YOU ARE FUCKIG LYYING!
>>66444827
YOU AND I BOTH KNOW
so what happens if dj wins at 197, we get him and this fucking spicuck AGAIN?
>>66444703
>filename McFilthy
>Clearly says McLawlor
ariel got fired edition
You now remember John Morgan.
>>66444863
I bet you look like this>>66444891
>>66444703
That he and Conor both are losers
I made this last night, still got it open in photoshop.
Reply with suggestions, anything that seems funny or people want will be added,
>>66444981
maybe a trex instead of the gorilla/tiger?
>>66444997
trex instead of tiger works
gorilla has to stay imo
>>66444981
Tyrannosaurus flow
Flowtrex
Ebbing neet
>>66444981
neetrex
the neet
add trex head lad
has anybody created a leslie smith meme yet? ffs she deserves to be immortalized for her great courage taking this fight b4 teets and honda/holey
whic upcoming card are you most excited for?
mine is the khabib/ferguson card
>cum edition
Why haven't you been moved to /asp/ again?
>>66445030
None of them, you weirdo.
>>66445013
Or....
Mini-nee
>tfw i came up with neetrex in one of my baked shitposting episodes
>mfw people are using it
>>66444981
the text behind him could be a joke "The Lilliputian of Las Vegas"
>>66445030
Almeida vs. Garbrandt
>>66445036
#REKT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePnj7bk3jis
mini-neetrex
russian trex
the neet
Mcneetrex
Mcneet
Flowy-t
tyrannosaurus flow
neetflow
Flowrex
>>66445030
RIZIN 1
because I'm not a Zuffa shill
>>66444848
Interesting fact: Megan Olivi make Joe sleep in a dog bed at the foot of her bed.
>>66444981
>>66445013
This desu, change the text behind to say something funny
>>66445071
megan doesn't move away from the mic to suck in
>>66444981
Arms are too long
>>66444981
give him a black eye
>>66445068
Isn't it RIZIN 2 m8?
>>66445044
>>66445030
This
>>66445073
Yeah that's what I'm thinking of doing, what do you think about >>66445040 ? I think we could do better lads.
Also, >>66444997 Trex instead of the tiger? I'll try that, see what it's like.
>>66445088
>give him a black eye
Done.
>>66445083
kek
>>66445104
no you clueless mug
>>66445055
i watched the whole thing, she sounds hawt lads
>>66445080
lmao
Why are you haters so jelly of Artem?
>eatin stealin, limousine riding, jet flying, son of a bitch
>gets to spy on Dee in the shower
>faps to the sounds Conor and Dee make when they have sex
>in the UFC despite not being very good and making money
>stand and bang style similar to Mike Chang from Team BJ vs Team Pulver
>tons of Twitter followers
>gets to be in cool places because of Conor
>conor gives him twenty bucks on Saturday so he can have fun
>probably going to go to Bellator and get a big contract
>>66445106
keep the gorilla desu. Either replace the tiger with a rex or just put a trex head on there instead of the neet
>>66445133
>Goes to Bellator and becomes LW champ
HAVE I BEEN WRONG YEH?
>>66445106
I like Tyrannosaurus flow
>>66445133
>gets to spy on Dee in the shower
>faps to the sounds Conor and Dee make when they have sex
>conor gives him twenty bucks on Saturday so he can have fun
KEK
IF I pull guard, will you die?
>>66445175
It would be extremely painful
>>66445180
For you
>>66445030
Jones vs DC 2 by FAR
>>66445175
shit nigga I'll let you mount and I'll still tap you out bitch
If Conor McGregor goes to Jackson's somehow and takes Artem with him would Artem become a world beater? He's got tons of power and a fucking adamantium chin. Plus Greg isn't a fucking self taught meme coach like Kavanagh who hangs out with his fighters and actually trains them.
>>66445195
That sounds pretty homoerotic
>>66445197
the dinosaur would claim his way back to the top of the food chain above the monkey hue lad
JON JONES
daily reminder
>>66445306
She has a point tbqh
>>66445197
All of Jacksons fighters keep the distance and fight smart, what isn't Lobovs style nor is he capable being effective with such a style
The Russian otter needs to be aggressive and flowy
>>66445341
submissions should be banned, cheap moves imo
DC : The order I made with Popeyes lists 13 piece fried chicken, mashed potatoes, chittlins,waffles, macaroni, four biscuits, watermelon soda, a slice of pecan and pie, for me salads for my men and Dr. Portal. But none for you!
[PLANE DOOR OPENS]
Dc: First one to talk doesn't get their dick sucked!
DC: Who paid you to grab Dr. Portal? [No answer, DC begins unzipping his pants] He didn't cum so good! Who wants to cum next? Tell me about Jon !! Why does he drag race!?! A lot of loyalty for a coke head !!
>>66445306
She doesn't look very fast desu.
What did he mean by this?
>>66445388
6/10, is the best I can do.
>>66445402
Dana looks at Jon the same way Joanna does
>OH LOOK JBJ CHIMPOUTS AGAIN
>>66445199
Nothing gay about two toned, muscular, sweaty bodies panting while trying to grapple for dominance.
>>66445433
Better than another
>it's Conor posts something on Facebook
>Nate gets asked about Conor
>Ronda contemplates suicide
>another fighter fails a drug test
episode
>>66445420
Agree with this
>>66445106
>>66444981
Not too sure about the trex tatt, but here's what i have so far
>>66445433
Somebody needs to shut his driving down honestly. Like his family needs to step in and make him buy a civic.
ERROL HOWANEE
I hope you guys have a clean night, touch butts if you feel. Follow your own fantasies.
>>66445462
>that wrist tattoo
Kek
>>66445465
Or just get him a driver, he can easily pay for it
The cop who pulled over Jon probably knew who he was and thought he could get money by selling the footage to TMZ
When did this jones video happen?
>>66445477
just shut up
>>66445488
A week ago
>>66445488
Few days ago
>>66445491
Hey DC, good luck with the fight man
>>66445462
trexbtattoo is breddy gud
try adding some blue to the black eye or something plox
>>66445488
3 or 4 days ago, he mentioned it happened today on Ariels podcast and then a few minutes later the video came out
>>66445494
Lads I don't think he's gonna make it for 198
>arent antibiotics supposed to make you feel better, shut up
>>66445433
YOU ARE RIDICULOUS
>>66445529
If I was an MMA fighter I wouldn't be able to resist heeming the cop in a situation like that if I KNEW it was bullshit.
Not that Jones isn't guilty. He's a career criminal at this point.
>>66445555
You'd get shot, you idiot. Just STFU and take it like a good little cucky and you can make your case in court.
>>66445488
>Jon was out about in Albuquerque
>in his white Corvette
>apparently drag race
>Cadillac and Corvette about to race revving their engines
>they both take off
>Cadillac slows the fuck down
>Jon wins
>Cop pulls over Jon right after
>Cop gives him tickets for fucking around
>Jones doesn't check his law privilege
>Jones chimps out saying he bet he could take the cop down and would literally kill him
>Cop goes on to BTFO Jon verbally (you think he was going to sit there and let you BTFO Jon really Jon?)
>Jones is apologizing now for being a dick
>people saying this mess happened because cops don't want to see a black man be successful
>people are defending him despite DUI and destroying the Bently, running after hitting the pregnant lady's car, being on the loose after not turning himself, failing for coco
> you are now thinking about all the people who got a memegregor tattoo
The one thing that makes me think that the cop is full of shit is that he didn't give Jon a speeding ticked, but gave him like 4 other tickets. So if he was "drag racing" he did it at under 35mph.
>>66445593
still illegal
>>66445602
Shut up Daniel
>>66445608
Not an argument
>>66445505
Done
Alt trex tatt, more tatty
>>66445593
>So if he was "drag racing" he did it at under 35mph.
>>66445602
>>66445602
>>66445625
So is Jaywalking, but if you got a ticket for crossing the street in front of your house when nobody was around you would say it was bullshit
>>66445634
>So is jaywalking
What a huge meme. Never seen anyone get a ticket or arrested for this and I live in NY where pedestrians dont care about traffic lights
>>66445634
no i wouldn't
this is how you are supposed to deal with cops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzIC6U6gmVU
>tfw handling JJ's tender juicy chicken drumstick
>>66445676
>literally looked up nigger gay porn to make this
Twitter 5m ago real btw
>@DCMMA I told you uneducated house niggas Jones was fake and up to no good
>I and I alone can stop this menace terrorizing the people of @ABQ
>#Pray4Abq #StopJonesy2016
>all of cocksuckers making dick jokes I'm lmaoing at ur life
>>66445652
>this is how you are supposed to deal with cops
Yeah if you're white
>>66445652
I'm not saying Jon reacted well, just saying it was a bullshit reason to give 4 citations
>>66445652
That doesnt work for black people
You know, everyone called RIZIN a meme card and gives it shit or whatever, but personally I thought that considering the current state of talent outside of the UFC they did pretty well. I got what I expected out of the card honestly, and the tournament firmly established King Mo as a top LHW contender in Bellator.
Solid show imo.
>>66445682
I know what you're saying.
Could have at least put some effort in and found a fat manlet blowing a jacked lanklet.
>>66445618
alt is better imo, black eye looks more realistic as well
>>66445770
Is Fedor the most autistic MMA fighter of all time?
Watching the weight cutting stuff on TUF. Why not just fight at your natural weight you goofs?
And people say Asian fighters are cans. No, they just don't starve themselves to fight 2 weight classes below so they can feel pumped up after beating up midgets.
I'm 6'1 and anything below light heavyweight is clearly me just ducking having to actually fight people my size.
Weight cutting in MMA is a joke. At least in boxing you don't get 6'2" people slapping 5'7" manlets at lightweight.
>>66445682
That's dedicated shitposting my friend.
>>66445451
I Honestly don't know what's worse
Maybe sage and pvz posting..
I hate the fact we as a board are discussing under the ufc guides. We shouldnt be as gullible, we used to be more original and dictate some trends but now it's like UFC shills and employees have taken over.
>>66445808
Weight classes aren't directly related to your height you know?
>>66445808
because weight cutting gives an advantage and everyone does it
just look at mcgoobs. goes down to crackhead weight and slaps manlets around, fights at natural weight and gets his shit pushed in.
>>66445807
If Gus rounded out his clinch game and worked Muay Thai he'd be scary compared to everyone else.
>>66445652
>not going full sovereign citizen
AM I BEING DETAINED? AM I BEING DETAINED? AM I BEING DETAINED? AM I BEING DETAINED? AM I BEING DETAINED? AM I BEING DETAINED? AM I BEING DETAINED? AM I BEING DETAINED? AM I BEING DETAINED? AM I BEING DETAINED?
>>66445808
Also one of them was saying "I'll cut to 135 and by the time of the fight I'll rehydrate myself up to 155.
Such fucking bullshit, the slimy cunts don't even stay on weight. If anyone of you defend sending in a 135 guy into the cage with a 155, I'll head-butt you.
>>66445829
Why are the heaviest hitters at HW 6' or under 6'?
>Roy Nelson
>Mark Hunt
>Pat Barry
the list goes on..
>>66445843
pretty much everyone rehydrates above the weight limit
if you can get a size advantage through cutting weight, then why not do it? considering that you can make the weight safely of course.
just found this
>cerrone almost had the conor fight
>the McMeme almost lived on
>>66445874
>>66445874
>>66445874
Just get new headphones Santos
>>66445843
Babby's first month into MMA.
I thought mcgobbles casuals had left.
>>66445874
What's that Youtube tab bby ;)
>>66445891
my father had this shitty headset laying around so I took it, almost going back to the old patched up one tho, this thing here sucks
>>66445896
1 month ago no clue
>>66445874
diegocromn
Hmmmm
>>66445836
Well he just spent a month or something training in Thailand
>>66445874
http://www.amazon.com/Philips-SHP9500-Precision-Over-ear-Headphones/dp/B00ENMK1DW/
http://www.amazon.com/Sennheiser-HD-558-Headphones/dp/B004FEEY9A/
http://www.amazon.com/AmazonBasics-Lightweight-On-Ear-Headphones-Black/dp/B00NBEWB4U/
>>66445969
Well played sir
>>66445969
im artem without conor man, I don't buy anything, I don't have any money of my own
>>66445505
Was this fight fake?
The struggling then playing dead was some WWE shit.
>>66445505
that ref is gonna get someone killed
Why don't MMA fighters use the shoulder roll in the pocket?
Just saw Joanna on the mma hour and her english is pretty damn good now. Think the ufc will be pushing her more now in the media.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7K3ltGV-mJw
schaub on conan
Betch Coheya
>>66446126
>On Conan
>Conan is not there
More like on the podcast of some autistic faggot who works for Conan
>>66446086
watch Joe Duffy vs. Dustin Poirier
some decent boxers mix it but you can't rely on it because of small gloves
>>66446169
I'm okay with it
>>66446086
small gloves and different stance aka leg kicks, takedowns, etc...
Free money
>>66446211
implying DC isn't free money
>>66446037
>>66446037
don't think so
looks fairly similar to when holm got choked out
also
>the struggling than playing dead was some WWE shit
he was in a rear naked choke, was he supposed to just sit there and get choked out m8
the only silly thing I can think of is the faces he was making
>>66446086
For the same reason it's not done in kickboxing too much, you'll lean into a shine bone or while you're heavy on your leg you'll get spun with a hard kick.
>>66446237
For the bookies, sure
JON JONES!
IT DON'T MATTER WHERE YOU CUM BOY I'M SUCKIN!
>people think Helwani got fired for some cryptic reason about breaking the wrong stories
>not knowing that he really got fired because he's planning to do a run-in at the main event of Wrestlemania
I'll bump this post on Sunday and you lads will feel proper silly for doubting me
wow guys i just saw the jon jones police video, how was he not shot?
at the very least the cop was well within his right to taze jon, i would've been fearing for my life with a big black guy like jon threatening me in such a manner. Not to mention when he was reaching for something inside his car.
>conor is ducking frankie
>>66446425
by fighting a larger, more dangerous opponent?
>>66446305
Joe Rogan made this face after the Anderson leg break.
>>66445808
the reason is they see it as their chance to get into the ufc lets say its 145ers this season will you would see welterweights try and make 145 just to get on the show and get a chance to be in the ufc
then when the show is over they fight at their correct weightclass in the ufc
happens on every show
thats why you always get guys that miss weight and shit like that
>>66446454
>"conor is ducking frankie"*
>>66446454
He loses nothing by fighting Nate again, when he fights Frankie his title is on the line
>>66446454
Just dont reply to the laughing tom cruise memer he adds nothing to the conversation see>>66446482 don't bother with him
>>66446511
>"fedor is the GOAT"
whats the time in the mma hour where ariel gets emotional and talks about his firing?
watching his interview with jon now
>>66446528
It's the next thing after that
>>66446518
>"Jon jones is the GOAT"
lost to a deaf guy lol
>>66446528
>>66446544
why did they fire ariel?
>>66446511
He's the same moron who was "laughing" at people who said Nate had a chance of winning
>>66446595
i sort of like it when people get buttfrustrated with him and falls for his memeing but i'm not drunk right now so i thought i'd be a good bro and help a heemer out
>>66446591
i think its for leaking diaz/mcgregor 2
>>66446591
He talked about fighters pay and free agency. Apparently the last straw was an interview with Rory and him thinking about leaving UFC.
>>66446611
>>66446625
ahhhh k makes sense
the jew got too greedy lol
With Cyborg joining 198, this is officially the greatest card brazil will ever see, right? Can't see how it could get any better.
Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani 12m12 minutes ago
Rumors of Forrest Griffin and Stephan Bonnar returning to the octagon at UFC 200.
>>66446675
lel made me check lad
>>66446675
>yfw lellator unironically makes this main event
>>66446664
i think so lad, all of the fights on the card are pretty interesting even though Silva, Shogun and Lil Nog are shells of their former selves
does anyone really think this cop wasnt powertripping on jon jones?
pigs like this are why no one likes cops
what happens if leslie smith knocks out cyborg?
>be a rich dindu
>have propensity to do stupid shit on the road
>previously involved in a hit and run which resulted in a pregnant woman having her arm broken
>go to court just barely escape going to jail
>continue to drive like an idiot even though can afford a driver
>get ticked for drag racing
>try and deny it saying hurr i was only pretending
just fucking get a fucking driver jones then you don't have to worry about any of this
just pay a training partner to drive you around fuck sake
>>66446811
People will realize that Cyborg has been a trash compacting juicer her entire career.
>>66446827
and that Ronda is still a cunt for avoiding her.
>>66446812
He could literally get one of the nobodies at his gym to "pay his dues" and drive him around. He will NOT do this and will instead continue to fuck up.
>>66446837
>Avoiding somebody in a different org at a different weight class
>>66446812
desu driving is pretty fun, no one has the right to take away that privilege from jon
>>66446798
>no one likes cops
Get out of here Jon. You're a criminal.
>>66446851
>no one has the right to take away that privilege from jon
until they actually do take that privilege away
helwani can do more actual journalistic stuff if there's no conflict of interest. probably a good thing for his legitimacy that he gets fired. he can't have a link to the promotion like that
>>66446308
Abq people are used to more violent shit waiting in line at the store and dont piss themselves because of a big scawwy black man like a scared white cuck
I live out here and work as a security guard and Jones chimping out is pretty low grade
wow cyborg vs leslie smith??
why is cyborg still ducking ronda?
waited til ronda lost and started doing films before she came to the ufc, then signs to fight leslie smith?
what a goof
>>66446868
Did he say why he left Fox? I didnt hear the first hour of the show.
>>66446875
plz stop pretending like abq is some scary ghetto. it's a totally average place and not particularly violent.
>>66446884
Having a catchweight fight is stupid. If Cyborg can't make 135, having her in the ufc is a waste of time.
>>66446885
he didn't leave, he was fired/let go.
people think it's cause he leaked the diaz/goobsr rematch or other leaks like that, but it 's more likely it was cause he entertained fighters like rory who actively discussed "free agency" and other promotions and stuff.
>>66446798
I bet he was. Check this out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj6YXF5qh7w
>>66446848
thats what i mean someone at the gym who is paying their way by cleaning up after it closes and shit like that
just get them to drive jones around or just pay the dude 10 bucks an hour or something to give him lifts when he needs them
>>66446851
thats fine m8 but if your on probation for something driving related and you can afford to minimise the risk during that time i'd hire a driver
Hey guys, /box/ here. Just wanted to say that it's cool being your guys' big brother. Not every sport can have a rich, storied history dating back centuries. One day your best fighters might have better records than 12-5 or whatever. Maybe they'll get paid in USD instead of Reebux as well! Anyway, love you guys. Feel free to drop by and learn a thing or two about the sweet science and what separates it from human cockfighting.
>>66446888
http://www.city-data.com/crime/crime-Albuquerque-New-Mexico.html
http://www.abqjournal.com/522279/news/report-nm-ranks-2nd-in-nation-for-violent-crime.html
I blame the heat and all the spics, oh and all the shitty drivers
where's dancing with the stars bro?
how did paige do tonight?
>>66446850
They have been signed to zuffa for years they can put her on the roster anytime they wanted. Ronda did duck that's without question
>>66446798
I love cops, though.
>>66446884
Leslie Smith is going to get rekt so hard, she barely beat Rin Nakai
>>66446798
No, all he had to do was sign
>>66446923
(You)
>>66446997
The UFC doesn't have her weight class. That's why they had her on Invicta. Show me where she cut anywhere near 125 after Dana explicitly said that's what she would have to do.
Not to mention the fact that she's an obvious drug cheat which further removes her from contention.
holy shit ABC 7 in Los Angeles just ran the Jon Jones "drag racing" story. They quoted him as saying "I only revved my engine to acknowledge a fan"
>>66445080
god she's so hot
>>66447037
>125
Are you so casual you dont even know the weight classes? shes fighting at 140 thats not close to 135 now? LMAOOO
And on top of that just go through the list of people who have tested positive for steroids testosterone and ped's on the roster and you will see they are all near the top and contend for titles. TRT Vitor is still at the top of the game. John jones failed drug tests and still is the goat. Your argument is flawed.
>>66446923
this is bait
but I unironically think MMA will be bigger than boxing in a decade or so
MMA is growing rapidly, people are starting to pay attention to it in a way they never have before, and they'll find that it fills a niche they couldn't find in sports other than boxing
boxing isn't growing in any sense, it reached its peak at mayweather vs pacquiao
MMA is making boxing obsolete in the eyes of the public, it offers what boxing did better than it ever could
boxing is in its twilight years as a major sport, and MMA is rising to take its place
>>66447087
Jon Jones never failed a drug test.
And you're calling him a casual?
>>66447089
WHY IS THERE NO UFC REFCAM IN 2016eh(#@*&hfdg)*#&gqwfroqiuw(gfdJH9
>>66447089
> it reached its peak at mayweather vs pacquiao
Dont speak upon the sport of boxing when you dont even understand its history or watch any of it. That was an embarrassing statement
most of the elite boxers are boring as fuck
even max kellerman, the jew who gets paid by hbo to promote boxing, is bigger into mma than boxing now
>>66447111
Try again casual i know you have only been here since 189 but dude there is a thing called google
>>66447089
t. Onnit
FUCK YOU DOMINICK CRUZ YOU'RE TAKING EVERYTHING I WORKED FOR MOTHERFUCKER IMMA INTERVIEW YOUR FUCKING ASS
YOU THINK THOSE GOYIM FUCKS FOX IS HIRING ARE WORTH SHIT
YOU WANT THAT ARIEL STORYLINE POP INTERVIEW SHIT THE REAL SHEKEL INTERVIEW
MMAFighting.com @MMAFighting 5 mins ago
BREAKING NEWS: New details have emerged surrounding the incident earlier involving Jon Jones and the police.
MMAFighting.com @MMAFighting 4 mins ago
BREAKING NEWS: Police said another passenger was present at the time of the complaint and sources have identified him as Daniel Cormier
MMAFighting.com @MMAFighting 1 mins ago
BREAKING NEWS: Cormier was reportedly found in the passenger seat with his head in Jones lap mumbling "want me to suck that dick, Jon" and "you should give him a ticket for carrying an unregistered weapon" as Cormier motioned toward Jones' penis.
>>66447160
nice 8/10 i liked it
#BRINGBACKARIEL
>>66447111
jones tested positive for cocaine you fucking goof casual
>>66447174
Try and incorporate some subtlety into your humor lad. The brits do it well
>>66447160
underrated post
>>66447048
shit taste
>>66447188
>>66447146
How was Jones punished by the UFC for failing the drug test?
>>66447247
http://espn.go.com/mma/story/_/id/12783425/jon-jones-stripped-light-heavyweight-title-suspended-ufc
>>66447267
that has nothing to do with the drug test you fucking retard can you even read
>>66447174
Top kek lad
>>66447247
He wasn't. He tested positive for a non-PED out of competition.
>>66447247
nobody said he was punished you fuckin goof, we said he failed a drug test'
adan ladies and gentlemen
>>66447204
>ausfags
>subtle
They literally have fewer words in their version of English because their ancestors were to drunk all the time to speak or teach proper english
>>66447174
How did DC lose his tooth?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6yFu5ZD32c
>"CAN I TALK?" "CAN I TALK?"
>"DID I JUST LET YOU FINISH?"
>>66447323
Nonga wonga bonga poison spiders cunt
>>66447247
>implying the ufc is responsible for the drugtesting punishments by NSAC
>arguing he didnt fail a drug test only to be proven wrong
>but he wasnt punished
LMAO
I'm the hardest nigga on /heem/ and if you wanna step to me I'd starch your ass.
>>66446898
This will likely be a one off thing I think. She won't be making 135lbs in the near future.
>>66447335
Jones knocked it out during the stare down incident
>>66447359
Yur on the step team?
>>66447350
Embarrassing
>tfw click verify once there are none captchas
>>66447306
>He wasn't. He tested positive for a non-PED out of competition.
Exactly. Cocaine isn't a banned substance and he wasn't even supposed to have been tested for it anyway. That's why the UFC did nothing and he wasn't punished for it.
So he "failed a drug test" that wasn't supposed to have taken place, and the drug he tested positive for isn't banned, so he wasn't punished.
>>66447320
are you this fucking retard here bud lol >>66447267
>>66447341
hahaha fucking piece of shit
>>66447400
Just move out of the country already.
>Cocaine isnt a banned substance
Just kys. JUST do it
>>66447359
i'm a hard pipe hitting nigguh i don't think you want to step to me lad
>>66447358
If a drug test wasn't supposed to take place, and the result of the test isn't relevant because the substance being tested for isn't even a banned substance, it's hard to argue that he "failed a drug test".
He tested positive for a drug that is irrelevant lol
you're obviously mad btw
>>66447400
so you're saying he failed a drug test?
even though you posted this:
>>66447111
>Jon Jones never failed a drug test.
>>66447435
It wasn't considered a failure. In fact it should have never even been disclosed.
>>66447399
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt2LHE3oeks
>>66447421
>White also shed some light as to why the Nevada Athletic Commission was even testing Jones for cocaine if it isn’t on the list of banned substances out competition. Simply enough, the company who administered the test made a mistake.
>“They made a mistake,” White said. “The guys who come and do the random drug testing made a mistake and tested him for street drugs. In the state of Nevada, whatever the athletic commission has, the public has access to it, so they have to release it.”
you = stupid
Free Fights Part 3
Ken Shamrock vs Matt Hume
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5stbNT25_1g
Phil Baroni vs Rodrigo Ribeiro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XX5_ZZclip8
Nate Diaz vs Robert Limon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1IZm0d3a7o
Marloes Coenen vs Fiona Muxlow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAItJ4mMttY
Sean O'Haire vs Frankie Parkman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehNHx9CsFzM
Bas Rutten vs Ruben 'Warpath' Villareal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnxfgkMKeds
Bobby Lashley vs Wes Sims
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPxsZvbaU9Q
Sergei Kharitonov vs Tyler East
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6WcBLbQVhA
Frankie Edgar vs Jay Isip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DH9_ZTAwBZ0
Eddie Alvarez vs Shinya Aoki 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5MUYBLh-KE
Eddie Alvarez vs Shinya Aoki 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9Z5BJJMqNo
King Mo vs Lorenz Larkin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfFah1U5uVY
Jon Jones vs Moyses Gabin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1xq7OkEF14
Sean Sherk vs Darren Brudigan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4htcW45_Dc
Anderson Silva vs Tetsuji Kato
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJVLRDj6w38
who else likes the fact that mcgregor's corner is just a bunch of his friends and he's still successful
>>66447435
he passed that drug test you fucking retard
>OMG GUYS HE TESTED POSITIVE FOR PIZZA, FAILED DRUG TEST
>>66447448
This young blood gets it
>>66447473
it completes the meme package 2bh
>>66447483
they dont test for pizza bro, nice autism though
>>66447421
>Cocaine isnt a banned substance
>>66447452
>it isn’t on the list of banned substances out competition.
Just reminding you that you got BTFO to fuck and back here my fellow canuck. Sometimes the young contender thinks he has a chance at the belt and steps up and gets fed to the wolves, it happens bro, you'll bounce back and no hard feelings, take care
>>66447533
They aren't supposed to test for cocaine lmao
>>66447089
Boxing was most popular in the 40s when the only competing sport was fuckin' horse racing you goof. It was taught in high schools. Just because you started watching during May-Pac doesn't make that the peak of the sport.
>>66447460
thanks anon
Brock is on this wrestling thing lads
>>66445388
I loved it bro keep i>>66445388
t up
Am I the only one who remembers Jones' test ratios outing him as a juicer? That's a much bigger deal than doing a recreational drug for kicks.
>>66447575
oh so that means that it didnt happen?
>>66447617
I heard he was on the gas, not juicing
>>66447650
Man, this is embarrassing.
>>66447601
Was he that bad at talking in press conferences or interviews so the WWE had to give him someone to do the talking for him ? I can't remember
>>66447703
THIS IS AMERICA
Remember when Dana said Ariel was full of shit? Well Dana shouldn't doubt the best goyim spies http://awfulannouncing.com/2016/dana-white-called-out-ariel-helwani-over-full-of-s-report-that-ended-up-true.html
>>66447678
WWE is literally going to be on Sportscentre this weekend
>>66447714
nah but doing promos is different
>>66447714
Triggered
>>66447723
dude this was posted on /heem/ the day ariel was fired
stop stealing heem news
>>66447650
Cocaine isn't on the banned substance list.
>>66447650
Jon Jones never failed a drug test.
He did pass a drug test for cocaine, though.
will mcgregger relinquish his belt before 200?
>>66447341
So what's the actual charge? He revved his engine and accelerated fast, but didn't actually go over the speed limit?
>>66447782
>>66447782
>He did pass a drug test for cocaine, though.
i kekd
>>66447132
In terms of PPV revenue and hype relative to other sports, it did. If you can think of another example of a fight that was ad lucrative/heavily promoted as it was, I would be happy to hear it.
>>66447575
This is what happens when you get BTFO on multiple levels. First he didn't fail a test. Then the argument was he didn't get punished and finally they weren't supposed to test for it. The final part completely ignoring the same testing upon Nick Diaz and have already being precedent. State organization is required to test for substances banned by the state they don't have to label it. Cocaine is a stimulant which in any way you look at it is exactly how they talk about something being a ped.
>>66447841
*as
nogs gonna nog
Why does goobs catch so much shit for cutting hard weight but nobody ever says anything about Jones being twice the size of everyone he fights?
>>6644786
Shut up goof.
>unironically comparing mcgoob with jones
tip top kek
>>66447868
goobs is white and people hate seeing a confident successful white male
>>6644789
Shut up goof.
(You)
>>66447841
That same argument is like saying avatar is the best movie ever. Two fighters passed prime and one injured is no prime. Ali Frazier
>>66447889
>goober smashes midgets, has inches of reach on everybody he fights in his division
>jones smashes midgets relative to him, has inches to an entire foot of reach on everybody he fights in his division
clearly not comparable
>>66447782
>being this mad that you're a casual that knows nothing about mma
189'ers btfo
>>66447941
>jones smashes midgets relative to him
How tarded are you?
>has inches to an entire foot of reach on everybody he fights in his division
As he would in the HW division outside of Struve.
Are you really this tarded or just trolling?
>>66447854
>Cocaine is a stimulant which in any way you look at it is exactly how they talk about something being a ped.
lmao dana literally said cocaine is a drug that makes you worse
>State organization is required to test for substances banned by the state they don't have to label it.
they literally fucked up. they aren't required at all and it was an accident that it even happened
have fun being BTFO though
>>66447947
He didn't fail a drug test, though.
>>66447827
damn conor looks like he's going to KILL jose stone dead
>>66447962
Okay. How does that make him not like goober then? He could easily go up to HW just like Conor could go up to LW, but neither of them do because they can get away with cutting 25-40 lbs.
>>66446798
If jones weren't acting like a rich white girl, he probably couldve gotten off a lot easier. Also, why would we take JJ's word for it when he's a known shitty driver.
>>66448006
>Lord Dana said so it must be true for all people for all time.
>nsac
PROHIBITED ACTS; DISCIPLINARY ACTIONS
NAC467.850Administration or use of alcohol, stimulants, drugs or injections; urinalysis or chemical tests; disciplinary action. (NRS 467.030)
1.The administration of or use of any:
(a)Alcohol;
(b)Stimulant; or
http://www.leg.state.nv.us/NAC/NAC-467.html#NAC467Sec850
There's ur source straight from nsacs site now plz stop getting BTFO in the name of niagra falls.
>>66448062
I hate Jones, but in his defense, he only started going off after the cop rolls up with 5 different tickets and none of them are for speeding. I'd be just as pissed as him in that situation.
>>66448063
that test was out of competition you fucking retard
>>66447933
In terms of how much it grossed, not in terms of quality, it was. I'm not saying it's reached a modern peak in quality, just in relative popularity. I'm saying that MMA will eventually be as popular as boxing, if not more, due to the increasing relative popularity of MMA and the declining relative popularity of boxing.
>>66448092
fucking gross
>>66448043
You really think any top LW is even close to 168lbs? RDA is 20 pounds heavier than Conor. Conor would be a small lightweight.
Pettis tried making 145 to fight Aldo but failed and faked an injury.
>people are unironically saying Conor is bad because he lost a fight that he took only because his original opponent dodged him and he didnt want to let down his fans, against an opponent of a completely different weight class and fighting style than he had trained for in his months of camp leading up to 196
just fucking lol. i wish you casuals would just stop following this sport desu. or at least keep your shit opinions on Sherdog.
i bet you'd think hong man choi is a GOAT fighter if he heemed mighty mouse
>>66448112
>>66448053
pedos
i love it i love it
>>66448140
** do not give this shit poster replies this is a bad bait **
>>66448140
>muh excuses
Diaz had less than 2 weeks to prepare and was also fighting outside his weight class
>>66448140
Here, have a (you) for your trouble
>>66448183
fighting down a weight class is completely different from fighting up. there is literally no comparison between the two
>>66448209
Indeed, one of them isn't a meme
>>66448209
>fighting down a weight class
>He's mistaking Nate for Nick in a post ending in 209
Good lord
>>66448092
who's this cum drum?
>>66448130
Looked up what people are saying RDA's walkaround weight is, the concensus of which is 180-190. So yeah, I'll concede he'd be a small LW, which makes me wonder even more why he gets singled out so much for it.
>>66448100
Boxings relative popularity started dyig long before the rise of mma. And if you are talking relative popularity then you are making a poor case for the PAC mayweather fight. Boxings popularity was much higher before mayweather and pac even were on the scene
casual reminder that there are posters in this thread who being watching mma at UFC 189
>>66448063
>>66448084
>btfo
>>66448268
Without a doubt. Gsp is frowning
>>66448296
http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/ufc-fines-jon-jones-25-000-after-testing-positive-for-cocaine-011715
You wanna walk that one back? Another link to call both ur shits on top of Canadian anon saying he never was punished
>>66447827
damn jose must be TINY, considering how small goobs is
>>66448325
>violates the UFC athlete code of conduct policy
Not the same as failing a drug test you moron.
>>66448209
Nate was fighting up a weight class too you dumb motherfucker
![268_1renzo_gracie_manhattan_6727[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VgZU9hf.jpg "268 1renzo gracie manhattan 6727[1]")
Is Henzino the only good Gracie?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GCwnJPTAlg
>>66448346
Aldo was bending his legs posing.
>>66447111
>>66447247
>>66447282
>>66447400
>>66447424
>>66447452
>>66447483
>>66447575
>>66447782
>>66448006
>>66448084
>>66448355
Brits failing to read an article. There is no doubt he failed a drug test lmao
Post fighters you want to see sustain a career-ending injury.
I'll start.
>>66448386
>violates the UFC athlete code of conduct policy
Not the same as failing a drug test you moron.
>>66448386
>There is no doubt he failed a drug test lmao
he passed a test for cocaine
>>66448421
stfu
>>66448391
None of them, you weirdo.
>>66448429
how can you say he failed, honestly
Why doesn't lawler have a fight lined up yet? Any info on which way the ufc is leaning?
Condito, Woodley (God I hope not), Gsp (thankyoubasedgod), RDA, Nate Diaz?
>>66448391
Why?
According to Victor Conte, Jon Jones took steroids at one point due to an extraordinarily basically naturally impossible low testosterone count before his first fight with DC
Just thought I'd re-remind everyone of this
>>66448457
this is literally the dumbest meme on all of /heem/ and that's saying a lot
>>66448496
steroids abusers usually have testosterone problems.
ie trt vitor
>>66448488
RDA and Robbie would be fun. Condit again would be good. GSP would be GOAT. Woodley would be HEEM'd.
>>66448391
Pic related is the only one that comes to mind. But it's more MMA personalities I want to see get hurt somehow. In no order
>Layzie the Savage
>Joe Rogan
>Nate Wilcuck and the nigger
>Cuck Thomas
>the guy in the hat from MMA Beat
>the fat guy in those faggot Hawaiian shirts from MMA Beat
>Marc Raimondi
>the fat guy Morgan MMA reporter
>Brendan Schaub
>CM Cuck
>>66448418
>how 189 are you contest
"Jones tested positive for cocaine in an pre-fight drug test administered by the Nevada State Athletic Commission on Dec. 4."
http://www.leg.state.nv.us/NAC/NAC-467.html#NAC467Sec850
helwani's words on his firing making me actually like a jew baka
>>66448391
dickhead piece of shit asshole faggot that's my boy you're talking about there you cumguzzling vapid chucklenigger
>>66448568
>le 5 second flurry to get the SD man
I hope your boy DIES, FAGGOT!
>>66448536
Good thing cocaine isn't on the banned substance list.
>only pretending.
>>66448524
>>66448524
>layzie the savage
here you go friend
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1459221352688.webm
>>66448524
why did chris weidman's cheekbones suddenly inflate?
>>66448598
triggering all of /heem/
>>66448506
Stay upset, weirdo
You all are voting for Paige Vanzant on Dancing with the Stars right? : ^ )
>>66448587
you weirdo
>>66448632
wow that was actually REALLY fucking good
wow
>>66448672
>>66448632
free money
>>66448391
how did he not get a boner
>>66448672
shes kind of a ringer considering her extensive dance background, her parents owning a dance studio and chearleading experience.
>>66448632
that was very impressive
she should stick to dancing instead of mma
>>66448632
im literally in tears by this performance
bravissimo
bravissimo paige :') !!
>>66448681
I thought about deleting this post since I quoted the wrong anon, but I've decided I'll leave it
>>66448702
hahahahaha adan
you have been on fire tonight!
bravissimo
bravissimo adan !!!!
>>66448721
:')
"Jon it don't matta where you goin I'm comin"
>>66448600
Jesus Christ wtf was that
Rockhold-Weidman naked grappling match or Welterweight Conor and Condit naked movement match
>>66448696
yeah fighting, dancing and cheer-leading.
her balance and footwork are stupid.
and from fighting she has a gas tank. only thing she lacks in fighting is sharpness of her techniques.
>>66448696
and also the fact that the day to day training is what most contestants struggle with (according to my old man anyway) is the "intense" day to day training, which I figured PVZ will be fine with
A young, hot, athletic, fit blonde with a background in dancing and a sob story about being bullied on an american reality TV show about dancing.
yes plz
nate is deep
https://www.youtube.com
/watch?v=dX8ummBMXMc
>>66448754
Broke one of his arms
>>66448632
This is bullshit right here. How is this fair? Wasn't she a dancer,cheerleader or some shit? DWTS from my understanding was a bunch of people who can't dance for shit (e.g Chuck,Handy,Floyd) learning to dance.
>>66448725
lol you're welcome
>>66448789
nobody knows who she is
casuals that watch that show won't know she has a background in dancing lol
>>66448754
layzie decided to do the nate diaz invitational while stoned af, no joke he posted a video of him high af while they did the roll call for it looking like a complete doucher then this happened
>>66448774
Why tf was that big dude fighting that skeleton though
>>66448798
thanks bud
jon dindu nuffin
>>66448818
This dude just sounds like an asshole
>>66448789
its dancing with the stars not dancing with uncoordinated stars.
>>66448789
On most seasons, she'd be a shoe-in for the finals, but this season has like 3 other people with dance experience.
Also like >>66448813 said, casuals don't know who she is.
when did the ufc start playing the fighters walk out music?
i'm watching 144 and they are still playing session ufc generic nu-metal
>>66448914
sometimes they edit it out of older ones because of licensing
>>66448789
>>66448813
>>66448864
>>66448874
Her parents owned a dance studio when she was growing up, making her dance for 13 or 14 years or some shit. She learned how to dance way before she learned how to fight
>>66448914
They always did, but they would change it for the DVD releases because of licensing.
>>66448939
>>66448931
ahhh k thanks for clarifying
>>66448936
So? Antonio brown does the salsa its fair
>>66448632
she probably fucks like a CHAMPION
>>66448835
no prob brother
we all get to eat
>>66448874
>>66448936
That's why I flipped when I saw her at +1000. I've never even seen the show but that's quite obviously good value when you know where she came from.
She's competitive and passionate too. We saw in the Rose fight that it isn't easy to make her quit, which means she will set the bar for herself high and she will fucking reach that level.
I think she's going to win.
>>66448961
hnnnngggg, want to destroy her cervix nao
>>66448972
are there foreign betting markets for dancing with the stars?
>>66448961
well she started at 13, so she has lots of practice
>>66448488
Probably Co-main or a third main at 200 I would assume
I think Woodley gets cucked over, I don't see Nate getting an instant title shot at WW or being matched up with Robbie or fighting at WW regularly again
I would reee very hard if they gave GSP an instant title shot. I see him having to work his way back up. I think Dana still has some whatever he has with GSP still when it comes to fighting
I don't see RDA moving to WW or having a superfight this year, maybe sometime next year
All of this leads me to believe we see a Condit rematch and see Carlos rightfully defending his belt
>>66449009
you typically need more than 3" to hit the cervix bud
>>66449011
I dunno I saw the odds on bovada when I got up early one morning and jumped on it
this thread is moving too slow cmn people post more
>>66449040
haha holy shit absolutely roasted
>>66449082
Nobody is carbed up
>>66449040
oooh damn roasted son
>>66449082
It's going to be a while until the next UFC event, things will speed up again a week from now
>>66449082
do you train k1
>>66449040
>tfw 4 inches SOLID
>tfw every relevant fighter from Russia currently is a muslim
Ok lads your joe 'tall' silva and you have to make the card for UFC 200 what does it look like
>Main Card
mcgreggor vs nate - main event
>robbie vs woodley - co main
>i'd like to see aldo vs fronkie - play off to fight connor
>gus vs bader - because i like gus and he is depressed and i feel bad for him
>cain vs hunt - i'm not sure if cain is already booked?
Undercard
>zingano vs nunes
>sage vs matthews
>Yair Rodríguez vs cerrone
>Artem vs BJ Penn
thoughts?
>>66449171
GSP vs. ET
Johnny Bones vs. The Undertaker
Herb Dean vs. My Boy
Dana White vs. Tito Ortiz
Mighty Manlet vs. Koksal Baba
Just got a title shot against rockhold in UFC 2 lads, my overall is 81 at the moment.
How fucked am i?
>>66449209
>Mighty Manlet vs. Koksal Baba
i feel like this should be a main event
>>66449171
They're looking to book Cain and Travis for the 200 main card
I'd only like to see Aldo-Frankie if it's for an interim belt
>>66449225
just don't let him get top position or he will pound you out
spam leg kicks to the body and hope he is recovering from a bad staph infection
>>66449171
Conor vs. RDA
Conor vs. Nate
Jones vs. Werdum
Dillashaw vs. Rousey
Rogan vs. Goldie
Demetrious Johnson + John Dodson vs. Overeem w/ a steel chair
New thread
>>>36562585
>>>36562585
>>>36562585
>>66449256
>Demetrious Johnson + John Dodson vs. Overeem w/ a steel chair
now we are getting somewhere, this is the out of the box thinking that the ufc needs
>>66449256
>Dillashaw vs. Rousey
also is this a catchweight? because rousey is bulking to fight gabi.... ariel tweeted it
>>66449291
Reminder that weight classes were created by men to oppress women.
>>66446875
>one of the best pound for pound fighters in the world!
>obviously bad decision maker
>impulsive and reckless
>chimping out
If this is low grade on your meter, your meter is fucking broken
>>66449171
Main event: Bork Laser vs. Fedor
Co-main: Wanderlei vs. Sonen
Joe Rogan vs. Me
Juiced up Alistair vs. Juiced up Belfort
Artem Lobov vs. Conor McGregor
GSP vs. RDA
Jon Jones vs. Sage
>>66449291
sure, whatever it takes to see her get battered barao style
who has the fattest butt in the ufc?
>>66449311
i'd pay good shekels to watch this fight
>>66449323
retired ufc fighter julie kedzie has the phattest ass
>>66449323
Unironically Ronda.
>>66446923
Hi, your shit is boring, and now that there's new shit, it's dying
Have a (you) as consolation for a point factory boring dude and a busted up phillipino being the highlight of your sweet science in recent memory
>>66449341
~hunto!~
>>66449336
I want to see the poo hole
>>66449341
>>66449355
mir said hunt hit him the hardest he's ever felt in his career and he was glad the ref stopped it because it felt like he was underwater
so that means he hits harder than a fully roided shane carwin
impressive desu
>>66449316
>>66449323
Sarah Moras has the fattest jiggliest best ass in all of MMA period
i cant believe hunt is ranked so low in the heavyweight division
he should be in the top 5 easily
>>66449411
He's been beat to shit by everyone in the top 5.
>>66449376
mirr has fought everybody, it almost gives us the whole answer
if hunt punches harder then roid-carwin, reem, crocop, big country,
only hard hitter not on the list is kharintinov
>>66449171
Leave Joe Silva alone.
>mcgreggor vs nate
Nothing wrong. But I'm just not hyped. It would watch tho. But everything leading into their last bout, the jump for Conor, Nate taking the fight on ten days notice. The banter. It'd be difficult to recreate that vibe going in again.
>>robbie vs woodley - co main
Not sure about this one. Woodley.
>Aldo v Frankie
I'm good with this. Make it no.1 contender imo.
>>gus vs bader
The cuckening part 2. But if Gus pulled it off I'd be happy
>Undercard
>>zingano vs nunes
Eh
>>sage vs matthews
Sage would get rekt.
>Yair Rodríguez vs cerrone
Should be main card
>Artem vs BJ Penn
Move this to the main card too. Probably co main. Also CM Punk should be included. Have him fight Sage
>>66449424
>implying post USADA JDS can take that Hunto haymaker
>>66449433
yair/cerrone would have to be a replacement
since they are both JW fighters.
>>66449433
hmm you make some good points
but we can only have so many fighters on the main card
i think gus has a massive advantage over bader since he has good tdd and is an excellent boxer its really a tune up fight for gus
do you really think jake matthews would smash sage?
zingano vs nunes is a next top contender fight and i think its legitimate
CM Punk maybe main event on the undercard vs that guy who has like 2-0 wins i forget his name
Is Luke Rockhold the only natty champion?
>>66449424
JDS was lucky to hit that spinning kick Tbh, before that it was competitive and now that JDS has lost his step I could see Hunt heeming him. Hunt would heem the reem, could probably heem cain early and was beating Werdum in mexico after not training at all and cutting an insane amount of weight in 9 days. Big Ben would be knocked out cold.
The only fight in the top 5 I can't see him winning right now is against Stipe, as I think he gets feinted out and taken down a bunch again.
>>66447830
Will probably get it knocked down to excessive acceleration, itll be a nonissue at that point.
>>66449479
>>66449424
this
>JDS won via meme kick
>werdum won via meme knee
if hunto can get his meme defense in shape he will be champ
until ofcourse fedor comes to the ufc and sets everyone straight
>>66449455
Shit I forgot. Plus Cerrone doesn't seem like the kind of person to fight a team mate like Reem. Cerrone vs Woodley? I just don't feel Woodley should be near the title imo. But Donald doesn't get the title shot if he beats him however.
>>66449401
>leave Sara to me
>*unzips fedor*
>>66449471
I think Jake would. But I forgot Sage is training at Tristar. Not sure how he looks now but I assume he's way better now.
>>66449479
>Flag
>Topic
>>66449323
probably sara mcmann or moras
>>66449433
umm cerrone and yair are 2 weightclasses apart you fucking casual goofs
seriously you guys make me fucking sick
watch some fights before you try to become expert matchmakers pls
>>66449477
rockhold drinks protein shakes and so is not technically natty
>>66449515
>expert matchmakers pls
m8 i've watched hundreds of fights and i think that qualifies me as an expert match maker
i probably watch more fights than joe silva himself
i should be working for the ufc my talents are wasted on /heem/
>>66449515
Not to mention he's match making with fighters who'd typically be the co-main or main of their own cards.
>>66449515
>"I’m going to sit on the fence, just go back and forth [between 170 and 155] wherever they need me," Cerrone said Friday at the UFC Fight Night 83 open workouts at Stout Training Center in Pittsburgh's Strip District.
>>66449569
are you retarded this is ufc 200 its a very special card so normal main event fighters will be seen on the undercard
cap this post if you think i'm wrong
>>66449578
Yair is a FW chump
>>66449578
yair is a 145'er u fucking casual
why do japs make the best posters
>be new york state
>finally legalise mma
>bellator put on dada 5000 vs matt mitrione in barclay's centre for a historic event
>dada dies
>mma banned, ufc @ msg cancelled
>>66449598
damn that looks like a stacked card, when is this and whats the full fight card?
>>66449592
>>66449596
Sorry.I meant to write 145 instead I wrote 155
>>66449364
Fucking hell, the way his head moves as he gets hit is insane.
Hunto kills fuckers when he hits them, I really hope he gets to heem Travis Browne at some point.
>that look of fear in Bigfoot's eye as he glances back at Hunto.
>>66449614
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dynamite!!_2010
it was a goddamn mega event
even the goat caol uno showed up
>>66449567
all people share neanderthal dna, it's just less spread in the small very rural tribes of africa, but your average african, let alone a western balck have been interbred with many races dna for stupid lengths of history. blame the phoneicians. it does make you immune to hep C, but mainly just causes genetic disease and impotency, only genes that are congruent with our genes (ginger hair) just give us diversity. there was also at least 1 other subspecies of humans that was hybridized in out of the pacific, with evidence of maybe a 4th original strain out there, (super computer and bone grinder evidence is tricky)
so truthfully, neanderthal or pure sapeins or florenisis dna are all essentially the same, unless your super inbred cave people who have hid from civilization for 5000 years, in which case your almost not human anymore due to divergence
>>66449479
Hunt also broke his toe vs JDS, yet he was still able to catch him moving backwards because JDS has dog shit movement if he isn't going forward.
I'm glad the "JDS is the best striker at HW" meme has died finally.
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>>66449598
>pic related never happened
>>66449637
>this hurts my brain
>>66449598
will the ufc ever have anime cosplay entrances?
>>66449637
shut up raycis ass wite boi
>>66449637
thanks for the biology lesson canacuck
>>66449637
Who are you quoting?
Is BJJ, specifcally Gracie JiuJitsu a giant meme? Are there any champs/any top fighters that primarily get by on their jiujitsu?
Just sick of the Gracies, they seem like brats with inflated egos.
>>66449666
What anime is this supposed to be
>>66449715
Nate Diaz.
>>66449598
>A few Japanese guys in front of a normal-sized person (Mousasi) and the hulking beast that is Overroid
>great poster
But why
>>66449715
Conor McGregor.
>>66449726
Welcome to the NHK
https://picasaweb.google.com/111129664609548150250/MMAGym
lads if you're a weeb /heem/er you will enjoy this. this is an album made by @shiroobi, an OG in japanese mma fans. it's a bunch of the gyms of japan
I'm watching The MMA Hour and he's at the part where he's talking about being fired. And how we have a good guess as to why he was fired. Did he want more shekels? Also he sounds like he wants to cry.
>>66449715
demian maia
fabricio werdum
raphael dos anjos
charles oliveira
jacare souza
ben askren
just to name a few
Ian McCall is having his own podcast and Rogan is his first gues
>>66449781
bleh
>>66449771
He was being really nosy with the executives about their agenda and how much control they had over the UFC
He was a real big nose
Nose
>>66449779
>ben askren
u wot
>>66449692
no one, i remember it all from genetics, anthropology and immunology.
but yeah, but hybrid is strong like wheat. and well the reason the native north americans and africans fell to colonialism is the middle ages immunology shift of europe, everyone weak to shit died in the middle ages, super mhc 1 came out of it and we are pretty fucking well off for it. rest of the human race had to be weeded out by our true predators and true enemies, disease.
plague, small pox, mumps, whopping cough, malaria
they defined more of our history then all the bullshit history majors whacked it to
>>66449781
McCall is a fuckin goof, his posts on the UG are cringe worthy
>>66449781
are people really making money off podcasts that everyone and their mother has one?
/heem/ should have a podcast.
>>66449767
this is cool
>>66449781
McCall is a faggot, I only watch him fight in the hopes he gets his face punched off.
>>66449829
>/heem/ should have a podcast.
>should
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaJVwDzSyP0
>>66449829
Well heemspeak already is Youtube famous
>>66449781
Fuck him. He's a cuck. And I really mean that. His wife was cucking him with Rob Emerson.
>>66449829
we'd be like every other mma podcast this week, fucking bored and hating that you gotta make something outta a wsof card since there is nothing fucking else
speaking of.....
anyone know what the name of that yt video sinc sites were. i might dig up a fight from every fighter on the wsof card so we can know how shit these goofballs will be
>>66449857
nope nope nope
>>66449857
When is it going up on iTunes?
>>66449858
>>66449857
I am disappoint.
NEW: >>66449891
>>66445388
wut/10
>>66447160
9/10 best new meme
>>66448632
she should just stick to fucking dancing wtf
>>66448789
>Floyd
>Not being an absolute groover
pick one
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