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>The Chris elaborates on injury and problems when he lost the belt
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estonias sense of superiority will be his downfall
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Stop it you fucking autists

You're all a bunch of fat fucks posting on a chinese image board, you're not going to fight each other. Infact im sure none of you have ever had a fight in your whole life

So SHUT THE FUCK UP
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4/15: YANKOVA
4/22: BENDO
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Does Chris Weidman have the p4p most excuses in the UFC?
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>>66439731
You're getting emotional again
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC4RT2IiSTw
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>>66439744
No, and shut up.
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Estonia is too confident and cocky
Lithcuck doesn't care and just wants to fight

McGoobz vs Nate, Heem edition
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UPCOMING EVENTS:
4/2 - WSOF 30 (Branch vs Starks)
4/8 - Legacy FC 53 (Lima vs. Trocoli)
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4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Nurmagomedov vs Ferguson)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Campos)
4/16 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (Cormier vs Jones 2)
5/6 - ONE FC (TBA)
5/8 - UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/14 - UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
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>>66439731
i'll fight you to prove you wrong
where do you live? i live in manchester
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>>66439754
Estonia isn't confident at all, he wants no part of Lithcuck. He's just shitposting. I don't think he realises the fight is actually on and there's no running now
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This is like Conor vs Diaz all over again. Lithkcucks main form of exercise is literally dancing (mewvment) while Estonia is training like a fighter and has a size advantage.
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>>66439728
Lithcuck is MY BOY
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I'd heem the fuck out of that little estonian bitchboi
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>>66439766
I remember you posting about joining Sauls gym about a month ago lmao. I would clatter your head off of the pavement.
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1:00 p.m. ET -- UFC VP of regulatory affairs Marc Ratner will talk about the New York Assembly finally passing the bill to legalize mixed martial arts last week.

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>>66439811
>CM Punk will update us on his recovery following back surgery and discussing his upcoming UFC debut.

PEPSI PLUNGE
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Anyone supporting lithcuck is just routing for the underdog, because in their life, they also see themselves as the underdog. That's pathetic.
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Why exactly aren't we talking about that ?
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>>66439833
I'm not supporting anyone, I just know that if we were to meet face to face, you'd be done in under 1 round kiddo.
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>>66439811
RATNERRRRRR
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>>66439833
the talking is over. this is just bullshit, going back and forth. you cucks are ready to fight now. it's primed. it's sold.

just fucking do it.
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>>66439833
(You) are LITERALLY SHOOK as FUCK and Lithcuck is going to ABSOLUTELY heem the fuck out of (You).
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Predict the next fight to fall through. I'll screencap your post after I finish fucking your mom.
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>>66439833

stop shitposting and go train ya kant, lithcuck will heem you even tho he is doing ballerina shit as camp lmao

>>66439868

drogba gsp and whos???
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does lithcuck have any form of fighting experience?
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how do we know one of them won't bring knives or guns or friends?
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>>66439881
He dances and has trained for like 2 months
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>>66439889
>friends
they both post on 4chan, friends shouldn't be a problem
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>>66439881
He's been fighting his sexuality all his life m8
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>>66439909

lithcuck looks like a normie chadlet, why he here is mystery
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>>66439879
Camara is there, the rest are Artem Lobov tier """friends"""

>>66439889
uh, they don't get to bring friends
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>>66439927

what do you mean by artem-tier???
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>>66439833
keep eating ye high fat meals you dumb kunt lithkek is carbed the fuck up and would heem you within 5 min
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TORRES IS CUTE
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>>66439948
she's a lovely white lady

she will unanimous decision rose
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>>66439942
GOATs that haven't become the GOATs yet so in the meantime since their talents have yet to be recognized they must lower themselves to hanging around these peasants and mooching off their money before hitting their true potential and ascending to the tops of the Greatest of all time lists for athletes.
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>>66439948
Torres is taken, chump-o
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>>66439981
sage is a pussy he'd wash out of florida's ATT
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>>66439981
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>>66439981
>implying Sage would have pre marital sex or that his father would allow such distractions

How much good will points does she get for entertaining someone as far on the spectrum as Sage?
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>>66439981
They are just friends. Sage isn't allowed to date until he is done fighting.
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>>66439972

nice, so artem is just a neetrex now, he will evolve into something better. can't wait to see what that stage will be called. superneet? neethammer? can't wait to see what the great minds of heem come up with senpai
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>>66439961

>cheering for her over the pure rose

baka desu senpai
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>>66440030
He is already done fighting.
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>>66440047
>pure rose
>literally marrying a loudmouthed nigger
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>>66440054
No, he isn't.
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>>66440034
Flowtrex
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>>66440063

kek

flowrex flow better tho
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I hope Artem doesn't actually get cut from UFC
He should get on that McGregor cut and try to make 135
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>>66440083

will his reach be good there?
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>>66440071
I feel like this meme could perhaps be improved if the text was changed to say something else

I don't have the skills to do it though
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>>66440083
ARTEM VS CRUZ

YES
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https://streamable.com/n9nt
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>>66439811
>1:45 p.m. -- Renzo Gracie will talk about training Shane McMahon for WrestleMania 32
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>>66440117

FULL BELLY
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>>66440117
>That cheeky Dana slap on the ass

All the memes are sort of nullified by the fact they're getting an immediate rematch desu
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Gentle reminder that Artem Lobov is going to be the first MMA fighter to properly adapt peekaboo style in the octagon and he will start KOing EVERYONE in front of him with EASE. The reason why Artem has let people win against him all these years is to give off the impression he's not that good only to come out an ABSOLUTELY BTFO his next opponent. He's a well educated man and no doubt has read the art of war. His record is just another masterful tactic employed by Artxander "the great" Lobov.
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>>66440093
ebbing neet, artem "t-flow" lobov

tyrannosaurus flow
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is rose a meme fighter?
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>>66440117
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>>66440160
>Carla Esparza
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>>66440117
this is more heartbreaking than any movie I've ever seen
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if you get what you want
but not what you neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
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>>66440156

>tyrannosaurus flow

that's the one kek, t-flow for short
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WAKA WAKA AYY AYY
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>>66440215
Is she EVER coming back? I've been over a year since she lost the title and no word of her return fight.
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>>66440237
If you never felt the level of fatique that you can't even take your mouthguard out with hands, you don't understand this video.
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Conor was so uncomfortable at 170 he's doing it again lads
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lads so hear this, since conor is exposed for not having a good ground game and relying too much on his left hand, would people just avoid it and just try and wrestlefuck him now?
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>>66440237
>>66440291
Why are you (You)ing yourself? Did you forget to take the proxy off?
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>>66440093
>>66440156
>>66440258
shoopfags get on it
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>>66440302
>conor is exposed for not having a good ground game

thats a meme, I mean his ground game isn't the best there is but its not as shit as people say. He was badly rocked/tired when he shot in for a takedown and Nate has slick jitz himself. His reversal in round 1 was pretty good.
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Conor vs Ronda at 170

Who wins?
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>>66440303
because I am adding to my previous post
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>>66440321
Dana white.
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>>66440323
Well don't do it again, it messes with our (You)conomy
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>>66440302
His ground game is sound enough. Not good enough to stop a high level black belt after being rocked though.
His striking and conditioning was what lost him the fight. Gameplan too? You decide.

I have a dumb theory that Nate being dinged by the left often in the first was actually a good thing for Nate, because it made Conor feel that all he needed to do was land that left a few more times to end the fight. If Nate had slipped them more, Conor may have adjusted, given up on the rangey left, and looked for something better.
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>>66440312

this pls
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>>66440339
The (You)conomy is in dire shape these days. We might need to prepare a new stimulus package* to bring (You)ing back to sustainable levels.

*a stim(You)lus package, if you will
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>>66440378
>>66440339
>>>/r/eddit
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what the actual fuck are you guys talking about??????
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>>66440389

new memes and the (You)conomy lad
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>>66440389
Rationing during the UFC event drought. It's only going to get worse in the coming week.
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>>66440389
"""""Ironic""""" autism
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>>66440378

>*a stim(You)lus package, if you will
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>>66440117
This brings me back to when I was really young and I was put 2 weightclasses above my weight and competed with 4 years older dudes in Swedish open. I lost all 3 matches and I collapsed after the last loss and couldn't stand up for hours. I was both mentally and physically broken. That was the first time I ever lost in a competition too, so all my losses thus far happened that day in a row. Fuck that.
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>>66440378
It's either that or our entire (You)conomy spirals out of control and collpases
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>>66440281
Apparently looking for a fight at UFC 200

Mmajunkie reported the other day
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>>66440422

shut the fuck up lad wew
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>>66440420
Gotta give that one to Australia desu
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>>66440432
I think we just found our Fight Pass headliner!
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>>66440117
holy fuck he is just stumbling around
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Can't lobov just do the limb extending operation where they put screws and shit in your knee on his elbows to get more reach?

can't fathom what it's like to be an armlet with my major reach, for real i could touch fingertips with my arms around OP's mum's fatarse bunda lads
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>>66440343
Conor's entire stand up is built around leading with the rangey left. Unless he develops a lead hand more specifically a lead hook and spams oblique kicks, there's not much more he can do. If he didn't throw that left counter as often as he did he would've been outstruck in the first, because Diaz's output and overall strikes in round 1 would've been around the same amount anyway.
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>>66440117
>https://streamable.com/n9nt
>those few long stares at ido
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>>66440117
>https://streamable.com/n9nt
that casual buttslap from Dana
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>>66439811
>UFC strawweight champion Joanna Jędrzejczyk will look ahead to her title defense against Claudia Gadelha in July.
ugh who wants to listen to this witch talk for 30mins
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>>66440117
S H O O K
H
O
O
K
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>>66440118
Read your greentext before reading the full post and thought it was just something you put in as a joke
Then I read the post
Lmao wtf
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>>66440422
>>>blogspot
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>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Renzo_Gracie

>Notable Students: Matt Serra, Ricardo Almeida, Sheikh Mohammed bin Zayed Al Nahyan

>Mohammed bin Zayed bin Sultan Al-Nahyan is the Crown Prince of Abu Dhabi and Deputy Supreme Commander of the UAE Armed Forces.

Is this news to anyone else
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>>66440117
;_;
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Guys, has any of you ever studied rushing? Like "fuck it, there is almost no time left so better hurry and put some fire upon my rectum to go full math"?


>>66440632
I HAD A GF FROM DUBAI
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>>66440632
Renzo Gracie sells black belts
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>>66440550
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>Watching the Ronda v. Tate season of TUF
>Ronda crying when her fighter loses in the first match
>Dane White: Ronda Rousey is the most mentally strong person I've ever met
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>>66440699
Meh, it's not hard to get a black belt. Train in the same gym for a couple of years until you can consistently beat the local brown belts at rolls and that's it, along with proving you know the basic falls. Doesn't need to win championships or anything like that.

Now, if you suck at it and lose to purple belts from other gyms you will be a laughing matter and so will your teacher, his teacher, your gym and most of your country.
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>>66440752
How can you kill someone who is already dead?
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>>66440773
my favorite natties
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Jon
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>>66440773

Undertaker would have dominated the MMA scene, look at how much force he's able to generate just sitting down.
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>>66440820
succ
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Talk about one punch KO power

https://twitter.com/itsultralife01/status/714491687058411520
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Jon Jones! Get your dick together, I'm waiting for it!
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>>66440865
what does "DC" stand for?
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>>66440820
im going to kill you
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>>66440892
Caniel Dormier
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>>66440892
diamond cock
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>>66440985

only thing worse than a manlet is a balding manlet, they will never get anyones respect, not even their own
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>>66440668
>Guys, has any of you ever studied rushing? Like "fuck it, there is almost no time left so better hurry and put some fire upon my rectum to go full math"?
what does that even mean
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Remember that time Luke Rockhold got Chris Weidman in a full mount and then beat the fuck out of him?
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Still coughing, lads. prolly gonna die.
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>>66440985
Feels good being 5'3'' so nobody ever dares fight me due to the social stigma attached to beating up dwarf-tier people
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>>66441082
It's a lose-lose situation fighting a midget.
If I heem you, I'm a cunt for beating up short little people
If you heem me, I'm a laughing stock.
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>>66441050
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>>66441050
shut up
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BREAKING NEWS: Cris Cyborg vs Leslie Smith in a 140 pound catchweight bout at UFC 198
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Rotheell vs JDS - who we got lads?
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>>66441130
A true wind up fight for Cyborg, kind of scary actually
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>>66441130
>Leslie Smith
going from fighting Rin Nakai to fighting Cyborg

baka desu senpai
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>>66441130
what the fuck
what happened to Zingano vs Cyborg?
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>>66440892
what's the point of posting this qt who jumped to her death
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"He has a bully mentality until a real man shows up"
Conor describing himself perfectly, I wonder if the key to his boundless confidence is an extreme lack of self awareness.
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Rose dominated Paige but she clearly had problems finishing the fight.

Torres is tougher than Paige, but Rose is going in with a full camp unlike in the Paige fight.

Torres has no power behind her strikes but she can land them just fine. This will be an interesting fight and I think Torres will get a decision win .
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>>66441152
>>66441163
This, Leslie Smith? Wtf?
Is it just fodder for Cyborg? A Zingano fight would have been much more interesting
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>>66441050
Truly a perfect specimen.
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>>66441130
>cyborg vs carano was 7 years ago

>you will finally get to see cyborg heem rousey

thank you based god
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>>66441167
Why did she do that?
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>there are ""people"" in this thread RIGHT. NOW. that aren't listening to the inquisitive jew
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>tfw no nikai vs cyborg

imagine the memes...
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>>66441204
>listening to marc rattner
>JJ is on at the end
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>>66441187
Zinganos been out for a year, Smith coming off from a fresh victory.

Smith is the sacrificial lamb to start the Cyborg hype train for the casual fan.
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does Joe lurk heem or is a common meme among casuals?
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>>66441215
Nakai's world class JAPANESE folk style wrestling would make Cyborg gas before Nakai uses her dangerous JAPANESE Jiu Jitsu to win by a JAPANESE Necktie.

JAPAN WILL RISE AGAIN!!!
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>>66441194
lel cyborg went ham on rousey yesterday

> Her comments after the fight where she talked about suicide shocked me. To me, it shows evidence of weaknesses in her character. It shows you're maybe small-minded. Ronda kind of freaked out when she was hit and she showed a lot of anxiety."
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Fresh Schaub.
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>>66441228
i think its quite common, its a good song
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>>66441184
I think Rose is capable of connecting with sharper harder punches than Tecia, and I think that will be the critical factor in the early going. If Rose can land those hard straight punches early and often, it could make Tecia give up the striking and turn into a one dimensional wrestler. Once Tecia is reduced to looking for wrestling shots from the outside, it should be an easy cruise to the win for Rose.
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>>66441228
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDgJgBVpyOq/

nah hes a normie. look what he used it for, it doesnt make sense, and then he put #onnit after it

thats like your grandma trying to meme
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>>66441184
Rose was an injury replacement but not that short notice (over a month)
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>>66441204
post link
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>>66441253
casual: the post
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I will never support Cyborg
1) she's a steroid cheat
2) she retired God's gift to WMMA, Gina Carano
3) she's not hot
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>>66441267
>>66441204

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzQhI7WNBN0
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>>66441130
First death in the octagon
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>>66441269
I wish they would let me next door so I could spit on your face
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>>66441298
*your dick
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>>66441272
Why are they fighting at a weight class that doesn't even have a division in the UFC?
Does Cyborg eventually plan on making 135 despite insisting that she can't?
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>>66441292
Thanks for helping me get through my Spanish-tier laziness

So kind of you.
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Is Cat Zingano the most sexy fighter? She gets my dick so hard.

Nothing more attractive than a woman who would take care of you and rough you up a little.
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>>66441272
show me a female mma fighter that is hot

Hardmode: no masculine fighters or twinkmode fighters
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>>66441329
gabi
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>>66441329
Gabi Garcia
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>>66441329
Gabi Garcia
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>>66441324
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>>66441363
Why did her husband become an hero?
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>>66441324
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>>66441372
THICK
H
I
C
K
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BCRZB5eQL-c/?hl=en

how will she do in her MMA career lads?
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>>66441388
she's looking very marketable
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>>66441388

Depends how often she lets Dana slip her the goofballs.
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>>66441388
She's the future
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>>66441130
Wanderlei switched genders?
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>>66441388
she wont make it to UFC, she's like the female version of Kron.
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>>66441388
what did she mean by this though?
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>no qt bjj gf to wrap her legs around your head and force you to orally pleasure her before letting you go
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sage

north

CUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTT
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>>66441510
ALPHA
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>>66441517
SAGEMEMECUTT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
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i want a new looking for a fight lads, ive got nick the tooth withdrawal symptoms
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>>66441372
As a typical shmuck, do you think I could heem Gabi?
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>>66441329

rin
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>>66440892
that picture is just a bunch of red, blue, and yellow dots when you look at it close up
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>>66441228
That video started on Reddit and the meme started on Arrested Development. Mayhem Miller probably browses /pol/ though
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>implying renzo gracie knows how to read
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>>66441043
>only thing worse than a manlet is a balding manlet

Really hurt me man, I'm 5'9 and balding at 25. Can't even grow a beard to compensate no one at the gym talks to me outside of correcting form or forced sparring... That's mainly why I want DC to win, Jon is a big goliath DC is, at least subjectively, the small bald critter
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>>66441604
like her on the sidewalk
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i just got tickets for the ufc198 and i don't even like this homo shit lol
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>>66441619
gailbraith man
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it's not about dc accepting jones, it's about dc swallowing him
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>>66441606
>I've been using a reddit meme for severa times
now I truly hope lithcuck does permaheem me, lads
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>>66441664
I always see you talking about lithcuck. Do you have feelings for him? Is this whole fight just an excuse to get his abs pressed against you in a grappling exchange?
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>>66441619
you really need to be a dumb fuck hue to twist the camera in a weird as fuck angle just to show a bookshelf like it means anything
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construction, healthcare company

WTF RENZO
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>connair has a decent ground game

where did this idea come from
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he shoved another thing in your wifes face cm cunck
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>>66441854
He did a pretty nice sweep from the x guard against nate tbf desu.
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>>66441329
>>
CM PUNK VS GSP CONFIRMED FOR UFC 200

HOLY SHIT
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succ
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>>66441918
Seems less ridiculous to me than McGoober vs Diaz II.
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Just tuned in to the Jew Hour. Did he say why he left Fox Sports?
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>>66441644
It should be a good event, try and have fan bro
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>>66441918
punk has a chance imo

gsp is from another era where everyone was shit, punk has been breathing the sport while gsp has been retired forever, also punk is way taller, longer and heavier than gsp. finally steroids are banned now so i give him a good chance of pulling off the upset
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Punk at the Garden.
2016.

PLS
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Lads, was gone the last 3-4 days
What I miss?
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>>66441918
Punk almost beat Lesnar. There's no way GSP could compete against him.
Punk via rd2 Anaconda Vice
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>>66439805

I will suck your dick you pussy
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>>66442004
I think the garden or 200 is quite likely honestly. If it's 200 he obviously won't be on the main card, but he'll probably be on the prelims which will get people to tune in
Maybe even Fight Pass if they're that deperate but I doubt it'd work.

>>66442015
Lithcuck and Estonia having written spats at each other, memes, Cyborg is fighting at 198

I have a shit memory.
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>>66442043
>Cyborg is fighting at 198
shiiet
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>>66439833

Bestonia
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>>66442043
>vs Leslie smith
why
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>>66439833
>>66439865
is this actually happening? when? will it be filmed?

also if anyone knows their heights and weights post it, i wanna have a cheeky bet on it
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>>66442066
Just fodder for her desu, hoped it would be Zingano but apparently not.
Check bloodyelbow or mmafighting for some other news, like I said my memory is shit senpai
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>>66442078
Last thread answers all your questions
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>>66442080
I know m8, just wanted the condensed news without having to skim off the crap, cyborg article was sort of buried
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Joanna is a thug. Like a future madamme at some Vegas-based European casino/brothel.

OG.
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>>66442078
>>66438701
I went and found the post for you, lad
cheers
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How does MMA simulate combat if you can't even do flying moves off the corner posts?
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>ywn have tea with Jonna

Why even get out of bed?
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Did I miss Jon jones on mma hour
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>>66442186
no
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Don't forget to vote guys
Fight of the century

http://strawpoll.me/7208862/
http://strawpoll.me/7208862/
http://strawpoll.me/7208862/
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>>66442217
estonia will pull out mark my words

due to """injury""" we mind as well find a replacement now
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>>66442131
do you and lithcuck have skype? i want an interview or a pre fight press conference to see who is shook and who has good banter
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>>66441909
On lord
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>usada book

Holy shit my sides
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Jon Jones on mma hour, faggots
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>>66442274
On second thought, no thanks.
Trashy tattoos are not good.
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>>66442313
>no cormier

meh
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>>66442131
Do you have lithcuck stats?
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>>66442313
Thanks senpai
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>>66441709

Kek
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>>66442328
5'8 170
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BREAKING NEWS

JONES GOT ANOTHER TRAFFIC TICKET
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jones is getting emotional, he's mentally broken, dc gonna deepthroath him

AND STILL
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BREAKING NEWS

SHOTS FIRED AT THE CAPITOL

DC IS UNDER ATTACK
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>5 tickets

lmao
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>Jones was drag racing

JON JONES GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
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Any picture of Estonia or lithcuck or them training.
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JON JONES THE BAD BOY
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>>66442471
No none
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Can someone explain this whole "lithcuck vs estonia" meme?

Are two lads from /heem/ really gonna meet up and fight? When? How did this start? Will there be video? Why is he a cuck?
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>its a Jones fucked up whilst driving episode
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>I certainly regret some of the things I said to the guy
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>>66442392
That was his real stats? I want to see a fight, not a child beating contest.
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>>66442471
I posted 6 pictures of me competing a few days ago
I also plan to film some of my training soon
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>>66442497
He is literally the fakest piece of scum on the planet
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wtf Jones
Please just sort your shit out


Or at least just heem that officer ffs
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Always liked Jones but kinda hope DC cucks him now, the guy is literally retarded
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