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>The Chris elaborates on injury and problems when he lost the belt
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neetrex
estonias sense of superiority will be his downfall
Stop it you fucking autists
You're all a bunch of fat fucks posting on a chinese image board, you're not going to fight each other. Infact im sure none of you have ever had a fight in your whole life
So SHUT THE FUCK UP
4/15: YANKOVA
4/22: BENDO
Does Chris Weidman have the p4p most excuses in the UFC?
>>66439731
You're getting emotional again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC4RT2IiSTw
>>66439744
No, and shut up.
Estonia is too confident and cocky
Lithcuck doesn't care and just wants to fight
McGoobz vs Nate, Heem edition
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>>66439731
i'll fight you to prove you wrong
where do you live? i live in manchester
>>66439754
Estonia isn't confident at all, he wants no part of Lithcuck. He's just shitposting. I don't think he realises the fight is actually on and there's no running now
This is like Conor vs Diaz all over again. Lithkcucks main form of exercise is literally dancing (mewvment) while Estonia is training like a fighter and has a size advantage.
>>66439728
Lithcuck is MY BOY
I'd heem the fuck out of that little estonian bitchboi
>>66439766
I remember you posting about joining Sauls gym about a month ago lmao. I would clatter your head off of the pavement.
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>>66439811
>CM Punk will update us on his recovery following back surgery and discussing his upcoming UFC debut.
PEPSI PLUNGE
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Anyone supporting lithcuck is just routing for the underdog, because in their life, they also see themselves as the underdog. That's pathetic.
Why exactly aren't we talking about that ?
>>66439833
I'm not supporting anyone, I just know that if we were to meet face to face, you'd be done in under 1 round kiddo.
>>66439811
RATNERRRRRR
>>66439833
the talking is over. this is just bullshit, going back and forth. you cucks are ready to fight now. it's primed. it's sold.
just fucking do it.
>>66439833
(You) are LITERALLY SHOOK as FUCK and Lithcuck is going to ABSOLUTELY heem the fuck out of (You).
Predict the next fight to fall through. I'll screencap your post after I finish fucking your mom.
>>66439833
stop shitposting and go train ya kant, lithcuck will heem you even tho he is doing ballerina shit as camp lmao
>>66439868
drogba gsp and whos???
does lithcuck have any form of fighting experience?
how do we know one of them won't bring knives or guns or friends?
>>66439881
He dances and has trained for like 2 months
>>66439889
>friends
they both post on 4chan, friends shouldn't be a problem
>>66439881
He's been fighting his sexuality all his life m8
>>66439909
lithcuck looks like a normie chadlet, why he here is mystery
>>66439879
Camara is there, the rest are Artem Lobov tier """friends"""
>>66439889
uh, they don't get to bring friends
>>66439927
what do you mean by artem-tier???
>>66439833
keep eating ye high fat meals you dumb kunt lithkek is carbed the fuck up and would heem you within 5 min
TORRES IS CUTE
>>66439948
she's a lovely white lady
she will unanimous decision rose
>>66439942
GOATs that haven't become the GOATs yet so in the meantime since their talents have yet to be recognized they must lower themselves to hanging around these peasants and mooching off their money before hitting their true potential and ascending to the tops of the Greatest of all time lists for athletes.
>>66439948
Torres is taken, chump-o
>>66439981
sage is a pussy he'd wash out of florida's ATT
>>66439981
>implying Sage would have pre marital sex or that his father would allow such distractions
How much good will points does she get for entertaining someone as far on the spectrum as Sage?
>>66439981
They are just friends. Sage isn't allowed to date until he is done fighting.
>>66439972
nice, so artem is just a neetrex now, he will evolve into something better. can't wait to see what that stage will be called. superneet? neethammer? can't wait to see what the great minds of heem come up with senpai
>>66439961
>cheering for her over the pure rose
baka desu senpai
>>66440030
He is already done fighting.
>>66440047
>pure rose
>literally marrying a loudmouthed nigger
>>66440054
No, he isn't.
>>66440034
Flowtrex
>>66440063
kek
flowrex flow better tho
I hope Artem doesn't actually get cut from UFC
He should get on that McGregor cut and try to make 135
>>66440083
will his reach be good there?
>>66440071
I feel like this meme could perhaps be improved if the text was changed to say something else
I don't have the skills to do it though
>>66440083
ARTEM VS CRUZ
YES
https://streamable.com/n9nt
>>66439811
>1:45 p.m. -- Renzo Gracie will talk about training Shane McMahon for WrestleMania 32
>>66440117
FULL BELLY
>>66440117
>That cheeky Dana slap on the ass
All the memes are sort of nullified by the fact they're getting an immediate rematch desu
Gentle reminder that Artem Lobov is going to be the first MMA fighter to properly adapt peekaboo style in the octagon and he will start KOing EVERYONE in front of him with EASE. The reason why Artem has let people win against him all these years is to give off the impression he's not that good only to come out an ABSOLUTELY BTFO his next opponent. He's a well educated man and no doubt has read the art of war. His record is just another masterful tactic employed by Artxander "the great" Lobov.
>>66440093
ebbing neet, artem "t-flow" lobov
tyrannosaurus flow
is rose a meme fighter?
>>66440160
>Carla Esparza
>>66440117
this is more heartbreaking than any movie I've ever seen
if you get what you want
but not what you neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
>>66440156
>tyrannosaurus flow
that's the one kek, t-flow for short
WAKA WAKA AYY AYY
>>66440215
Is she EVER coming back? I've been over a year since she lost the title and no word of her return fight.
>>66440237
If you never felt the level of fatique that you can't even take your mouthguard out with hands, you don't understand this video.
Conor was so uncomfortable at 170 he's doing it again lads
lads so hear this, since conor is exposed for not having a good ground game and relying too much on his left hand, would people just avoid it and just try and wrestlefuck him now?
>>66440237
>>66440291
Why are you (You)ing yourself? Did you forget to take the proxy off?
>>66440093
>>66440156
>>66440258
shoopfags get on it
>>66440302
>conor is exposed for not having a good ground game
thats a meme, I mean his ground game isn't the best there is but its not as shit as people say. He was badly rocked/tired when he shot in for a takedown and Nate has slick jitz himself. His reversal in round 1 was pretty good.
Conor vs Ronda at 170
Who wins?
>>66440303
because I am adding to my previous post
>>66440321
Dana white.
>>66440323
Well don't do it again, it messes with our (You)conomy
>>66440302
His ground game is sound enough. Not good enough to stop a high level black belt after being rocked though.
His striking and conditioning was what lost him the fight. Gameplan too? You decide.
I have a dumb theory that Nate being dinged by the left often in the first was actually a good thing for Nate, because it made Conor feel that all he needed to do was land that left a few more times to end the fight. If Nate had slipped them more, Conor may have adjusted, given up on the rangey left, and looked for something better.
>>66440312
this pls
>>66440339
The (You)conomy is in dire shape these days. We might need to prepare a new stimulus package* to bring (You)ing back to sustainable levels.
*a stim(You)lus package, if you will
what the actual fuck are you guys talking about??????
>>66440389
new memes and the (You)conomy lad
>>66440389
Rationing during the UFC event drought. It's only going to get worse in the coming week.
>>66440389
"""""Ironic""""" autism
>>66440378
>*a stim(You)lus package, if you will
>>66440117
This brings me back to when I was really young and I was put 2 weightclasses above my weight and competed with 4 years older dudes in Swedish open. I lost all 3 matches and I collapsed after the last loss and couldn't stand up for hours. I was both mentally and physically broken. That was the first time I ever lost in a competition too, so all my losses thus far happened that day in a row. Fuck that.
>>66440378
It's either that or our entire (You)conomy spirals out of control and collpases
>>66440281
Apparently looking for a fight at UFC 200
Mmajunkie reported the other day
>>66440422
shut the fuck up lad wew
>>66440420
Gotta give that one to Australia desu
>>66440432
I think we just found our Fight Pass headliner!
>>66440117
holy fuck he is just stumbling around
Can't lobov just do the limb extending operation where they put screws and shit in your knee on his elbows to get more reach?
can't fathom what it's like to be an armlet with my major reach, for real i could touch fingertips with my arms around OP's mum's fatarse bunda lads
>>66440343
Conor's entire stand up is built around leading with the rangey left. Unless he develops a lead hand more specifically a lead hook and spams oblique kicks, there's not much more he can do. If he didn't throw that left counter as often as he did he would've been outstruck in the first, because Diaz's output and overall strikes in round 1 would've been around the same amount anyway.
>>66440117
>https://streamable.com/n9nt
>those few long stares at ido
>>66440117
>https://streamable.com/n9nt
that casual buttslap from Dana
>>66439811
>UFC strawweight champion Joanna Jędrzejczyk will look ahead to her title defense against Claudia Gadelha in July.
ugh who wants to listen to this witch talk for 30mins
>>66440117
S H O O K
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>>66440118
Read your greentext before reading the full post and thought it was just something you put in as a joke
Then I read the post
Lmao wtf
>>66440422
>>>blogspot
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Renzo_Gracie
>Notable Students: Matt Serra, Ricardo Almeida, Sheikh Mohammed bin Zayed Al Nahyan
>Mohammed bin Zayed bin Sultan Al-Nahyan is the Crown Prince of Abu Dhabi and Deputy Supreme Commander of the UAE Armed Forces.
Is this news to anyone else
>>66440117
;_;
Guys, has any of you ever studied rushing? Like "fuck it, there is almost no time left so better hurry and put some fire upon my rectum to go full math"?
>>66440632
I HAD A GF FROM DUBAI
>>66440632
Renzo Gracie sells black belts
>Watching the Ronda v. Tate season of TUF
>Ronda crying when her fighter loses in the first match
>Dane White: Ronda Rousey is the most mentally strong person I've ever met
>>66440699
Meh, it's not hard to get a black belt. Train in the same gym for a couple of years until you can consistently beat the local brown belts at rolls and that's it, along with proving you know the basic falls. Doesn't need to win championships or anything like that.
Now, if you suck at it and lose to purple belts from other gyms you will be a laughing matter and so will your teacher, his teacher, your gym and most of your country.
>>66440752
How can you kill someone who is already dead?
>>66440773
my favorite natties
Jon
>>66440773
Undertaker would have dominated the MMA scene, look at how much force he's able to generate just sitting down.
>>66440820
succ
Talk about one punch KO power
https://twitter.com/itsultralife01/status/714491687058411520
Jon Jones! Get your dick together, I'm waiting for it!
>>66440865
what does "DC" stand for?
>>66440820
im going to kill you
>>66440892
Caniel Dormier
>>66440892
diamond cock
>>66440985
only thing worse than a manlet is a balding manlet, they will never get anyones respect, not even their own
>>66440668
>Guys, has any of you ever studied rushing? Like "fuck it, there is almost no time left so better hurry and put some fire upon my rectum to go full math"?
what does that even mean
Remember that time Luke Rockhold got Chris Weidman in a full mount and then beat the fuck out of him?
Still coughing, lads. prolly gonna die.
>>66440985
Feels good being 5'3'' so nobody ever dares fight me due to the social stigma attached to beating up dwarf-tier people
>>66441082
It's a lose-lose situation fighting a midget.
If I heem you, I'm a cunt for beating up short little people
If you heem me, I'm a laughing stock.
>>66441050
shut up
BREAKING NEWS: Cris Cyborg vs Leslie Smith in a 140 pound catchweight bout at UFC 198
Rotheell vs JDS - who we got lads?
>>66441130
A true wind up fight for Cyborg, kind of scary actually
>>66441130
>Leslie Smith
going from fighting Rin Nakai to fighting Cyborg
baka desu senpai
>>66441130
what the fuck
what happened to Zingano vs Cyborg?
>>66440892
what's the point of posting this qt who jumped to her death
"He has a bully mentality until a real man shows up"
Conor describing himself perfectly, I wonder if the key to his boundless confidence is an extreme lack of self awareness.
Rose dominated Paige but she clearly had problems finishing the fight.
Torres is tougher than Paige, but Rose is going in with a full camp unlike in the Paige fight.
Torres has no power behind her strikes but she can land them just fine. This will be an interesting fight and I think Torres will get a decision win .
>>66441152
>>66441163
This, Leslie Smith? Wtf?
Is it just fodder for Cyborg? A Zingano fight would have been much more interesting
>>66441050
Truly a perfect specimen.
>>66441130
>cyborg vs carano was 7 years ago
>you will finally get to see cyborg heem rousey
thank you based god
>>66441167
Why did she do that?
>there are ""people"" in this thread RIGHT. NOW. that aren't listening to the inquisitive jew
>tfw no nikai vs cyborg
imagine the memes...
>>66441204
>listening to marc rattner
>JJ is on at the end
>>66441187
Zinganos been out for a year, Smith coming off from a fresh victory.
Smith is the sacrificial lamb to start the Cyborg hype train for the casual fan.
does Joe lurk heem or is a common meme among casuals?
>>66441215
Nakai's world class JAPANESE folk style wrestling would make Cyborg gas before Nakai uses her dangerous JAPANESE Jiu Jitsu to win by a JAPANESE Necktie.
JAPAN WILL RISE AGAIN!!!
>>66441194
lel cyborg went ham on rousey yesterday
> Her comments after the fight where she talked about suicide shocked me. To me, it shows evidence of weaknesses in her character. It shows you're maybe small-minded. Ronda kind of freaked out when she was hit and she showed a lot of anxiety."
Fresh Schaub.
>>66441228
i think its quite common, its a good song
>>66441184
I think Rose is capable of connecting with sharper harder punches than Tecia, and I think that will be the critical factor in the early going. If Rose can land those hard straight punches early and often, it could make Tecia give up the striking and turn into a one dimensional wrestler. Once Tecia is reduced to looking for wrestling shots from the outside, it should be an easy cruise to the win for Rose.
>>66441228
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDgJgBVpyOq/
nah hes a normie. look what he used it for, it doesnt make sense, and then he put #onnit after it
thats like your grandma trying to meme
>>66441184
Rose was an injury replacement but not that short notice (over a month)
>>66441204
post link
>>66441253
casual: the post
I will never support Cyborg
1) she's a steroid cheat
2) she retired God's gift to WMMA, Gina Carano
3) she's not hot
>>66441267
>>66441204
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzQhI7WNBN0
>>66441130
First death in the octagon
>>66441269
I wish they would let me next door so I could spit on your face
>>66441298
*your dick
>>66441272
Why are they fighting at a weight class that doesn't even have a division in the UFC?
Does Cyborg eventually plan on making 135 despite insisting that she can't?
>>66441292
Thanks for helping me get through my Spanish-tier laziness
So kind of you.
Is Cat Zingano the most sexy fighter? She gets my dick so hard.
Nothing more attractive than a woman who would take care of you and rough you up a little.
>>66441272
show me a female mma fighter that is hot
Hardmode: no masculine fighters or twinkmode fighters
>>66441329
gabi
>>66441329
Gabi Garcia
>>66441329
Gabi Garcia
>>66441363
Why did her husband become an hero?
>>66441324
>>66441372
THICK
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BCRZB5eQL-c/?hl=en
how will she do in her MMA career lads?
>>66441388
she's looking very marketable
>>66441388
Depends how often she lets Dana slip her the goofballs.
>>66441388
She's the future
>>66441130
Wanderlei switched genders?
>>66441388
she wont make it to UFC, she's like the female version of Kron.
>>66441388
what did she mean by this though?
>no qt bjj gf to wrap her legs around your head and force you to orally pleasure her before letting you go
sage
north
CUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTT
![hi-res-91323d5a4d75cd64de2f8f0aca41e256_crop_north[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RZIS87I.jpg "hi-res-91323d5a4d75cd64de2f8f0aca41e256 crop north[2]")
>>66441517
SAGEMEMECUTT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
i want a new looking for a fight lads, ive got nick the tooth withdrawal symptoms
>>66441372
As a typical shmuck, do you think I could heem Gabi?
>>66441329
rin
>>66440892
that picture is just a bunch of red, blue, and yellow dots when you look at it close up
>>66441228
That video started on Reddit and the meme started on Arrested Development. Mayhem Miller probably browses /pol/ though
>implying renzo gracie knows how to read
>>66441043
>only thing worse than a manlet is a balding manlet
Really hurt me man, I'm 5'9 and balding at 25. Can't even grow a beard to compensate no one at the gym talks to me outside of correcting form or forced sparring... That's mainly why I want DC to win, Jon is a big goliath DC is, at least subjectively, the small bald critter
>>66441604
like her on the sidewalk
i just got tickets for the ufc198 and i don't even like this homo shit lol
>>66441619
gailbraith man
it's not about dc accepting jones, it's about dc swallowing him
>>66441606
>I've been using a reddit meme for severa times
now I truly hope lithcuck does permaheem me, lads
>>66441664
I always see you talking about lithcuck. Do you have feelings for him? Is this whole fight just an excuse to get his abs pressed against you in a grappling exchange?
>>66441619
you really need to be a dumb fuck hue to twist the camera in a weird as fuck angle just to show a bookshelf like it means anything
construction, healthcare company
WTF RENZO
>connair has a decent ground game
where did this idea come from
he shoved another thing in your wifes face cm cunck
>>66441854
He did a pretty nice sweep from the x guard against nate tbf desu.
>>66441329
CM PUNK VS GSP CONFIRMED FOR UFC 200
HOLY SHIT
succ
>>66441918
Seems less ridiculous to me than McGoober vs Diaz II.
Just tuned in to the Jew Hour. Did he say why he left Fox Sports?
>>66441644
It should be a good event, try and have fan bro
>>66441918
punk has a chance imo
gsp is from another era where everyone was shit, punk has been breathing the sport while gsp has been retired forever, also punk is way taller, longer and heavier than gsp. finally steroids are banned now so i give him a good chance of pulling off the upset
Punk at the Garden.
2016.
PLS
Lads, was gone the last 3-4 days
What I miss?
>>66441918
Punk almost beat Lesnar. There's no way GSP could compete against him.
Punk via rd2 Anaconda Vice
>>66439805
I will suck your dick you pussy
>>66442004
I think the garden or 200 is quite likely honestly. If it's 200 he obviously won't be on the main card, but he'll probably be on the prelims which will get people to tune in
Maybe even Fight Pass if they're that deperate but I doubt it'd work.
>>66442015
Lithcuck and Estonia having written spats at each other, memes, Cyborg is fighting at 198
I have a shit memory.
>>66442043
>Cyborg is fighting at 198
shiiet
>>66439833
Bestonia
>>66442043
>vs Leslie smith
why
>>66439833
>>66439865
is this actually happening? when? will it be filmed?
also if anyone knows their heights and weights post it, i wanna have a cheeky bet on it
>>66442066
Just fodder for her desu, hoped it would be Zingano but apparently not.
Check bloodyelbow or mmafighting for some other news, like I said my memory is shit senpai
>>66442078
Last thread answers all your questions
>>66442080
I know m8, just wanted the condensed news without having to skim off the crap, cyborg article was sort of buried
Joanna is a thug. Like a future madamme at some Vegas-based European casino/brothel.
OG.
>>66442078
>>66438701
I went and found the post for you, lad
cheers
How does MMA simulate combat if you can't even do flying moves off the corner posts?
>ywn have tea with Jonna
Why even get out of bed?
Did I miss Jon jones on mma hour
Don't forget to vote guys
Fight of the century
http://strawpoll.me/7208862/
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>>66442217
estonia will pull out mark my words
due to """injury""" we mind as well find a replacement now
>>66442131
do you and lithcuck have skype? i want an interview or a pre fight press conference to see who is shook and who has good banter
>>66441909
On lord
>usada book
Holy shit my sides
Jon Jones on mma hour, faggots
>>66442274
On second thought, no thanks.
Trashy tattoos are not good.
>>66442313
>no cormier
meh
>>66442131
Do you have lithcuck stats?
>>66442313
Thanks senpai
>>66441709
Kek
>>66442328
5'8 170
BREAKING NEWS
JONES GOT ANOTHER TRAFFIC TICKET
jones is getting emotional, he's mentally broken, dc gonna deepthroath him
AND STILL
BREAKING NEWS
SHOTS FIRED AT THE CAPITOL
DC IS UNDER ATTACK
>5 tickets
lmao
>Jones was drag racing
JON JONES GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
Any picture of Estonia or lithcuck or them training.
JON JONES THE BAD BOY
>>66442471
No none
Can someone explain this whole "lithcuck vs estonia" meme?
Are two lads from /heem/ really gonna meet up and fight? When? How did this start? Will there be video? Why is he a cuck?
>its a Jones fucked up whilst driving episode
>I certainly regret some of the things I said to the guy
>>66442392
That was his real stats? I want to see a fight, not a child beating contest.
>>66442471
I posted 6 pictures of me competing a few days ago
I also plan to film some of my training soon
>>66442497
He is literally the fakest piece of scum on the planet
wtf Jones
Please just sort your shit out
Or at least just heem that officer ffs
Always liked Jones but kinda hope DC cucks him now, the guy is literally retarded
this doesn't even sound like Jon Jones speaking
Jones dindu nuffin. The APD are racist!
>>66442514
At least he doesn't suck dicks.
>>66442482
yes they are
started from banter
yes video
cos hes a manlet
>>66442543
Thank you
>>66442559
like it doesn't sound like Jon Jones at all, what the fuck is going on here
>tfw lithcuck could heem every here
>>66442482
this person sounds like some low-tier journalist who's on 4chan for the first time in his life.
>>66442503
he said he doesnt buy into the manlet thing and doesnt think height is an advantage in fights
we will see i guess
>>66442586
So what do you think about lithcuck?
>Ariel asking him if he's ever drag raced
Yeah he's just going to admit to it live on your podcast isn't he
>>66442586
Nigga tell him the information he needs, your fight could get coverage from the MMA media.
Try and get Dana over lad, HEEM 1 is begging for some air time on Lookin' for a Fight
>>66442593
lel but if there is no cage for the smaller man to corner off the bigger one and get inside, estonia could literally walk backwards jabbing for 50 miles and lithcuck couldnt do anything but run into it
the point of a ring or a cage is to give t rex guys a chance to get inside
>>66442609
you can tell that Jones really wanted to say that he thought the cop might be racist eh
wheres that goof who said he would buy a replica championship belt if this fight actually ends up happening
whoever wins this will become undisputed heem champion
>>66442622
>HEEM 1
Fuck, we need Rampage and Jim Ross to comment that shit
Estonia vs Lithcuck is literally the worst thing to ever happen to /heem/.
And it's never even going to happen, so there'll be no payoff. Just eternal shitposting with no spicy memes.
Leslie smith vs Cris Cyborg at 140
I wonder whos going to win
>>66442645
m8 this is the only sport on a sports board the userbase can get involved in together
there can never be a /sp/ football or handegg team etc, but anyone can fight, all they need to do is turn up and its on
>>66442633
I think those bad boys are like $450 lol
>>66442629
Yeah I got that vibe too desu
It's hard to tell when he's just pissing around or if he's legit telling the truth this time
>>66442656
a guy with an estonia proxy decided he wanted to avatarfag on heem because he saw how much heem circlekjerks over lithcuck and everyone actually bought into it and now he has his own little fanbase
good job guys
>>66442658
kek, I was thinking he'd end up buying them a toy belt or some shit, if they even sell those
>>66442593
>doesnt think height is an advantage in fights
I wanna know what the fuck he's smoking. His dealer is good.
But now I'm wondering if he has ever fought.
why does Jon still have a driving license?
Listening to Jones is just annoying, hes such a bitch. I'll admit its funny to see how mad DC gets but Jones is just a faggot.
Hopefully DC wins but some good could come out of it if he doesn't. Do you think he would get pushed over the edge if he loses again? I mean like track Jones down and actually kill him?
DC BTFO
>>66442706
Because the pregnant woman isn't dead. Land of the free m8
DC is gonna cuck Jones lads, Jones still can't sort himself out but can't go full madman either- he is in no man's land.
>>66442737
lol the reason he didn't get sued to fuck and back by her is because the official medical records from when she went to the hospital went missing
>>66442749
Jones is a true warrior and he is going to fucking annihilate DC bud
DC is completely fucked
>>66442678
I expect nothing less than
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MMA-UFC-Rare-Hand-Made-strikeforce-championship-replica-belt-size-51-Length-/162011027784?hash=item25b89c1948:g:4XcAAOSwWTRWvg2X
>>66442749
I bet you also fell for the Mcgregor meme before his match with Diaz
I could heem any manlet here who has no training.
What did Joanna say on the podcast? Anything noteworthy lads?
>>66442794
I'm a red belt in Krav Maga and green in BJJ.
Try me.
>>66442802
that her boyfriend is happy when she puts on weight
>it's been 5 years since Jon Jones ate Shogun's soul
LOCAL MAN STILL HIS DAD'S BOY
MONGOLIAN AIRAG BREWING FORUMS IN SHOCK
>>66442812
>green in BJJ
are you 12
>>66442812
I said no training you fucking goof.
lol Jones getting a speeding ticket is just another subtle jab at everyone including the ufc reminding everyone how boss he is. conor is in lambos and going 0-70 and getting on the brakes hard scaring his friends in a rental while jon jones is swerving in multiple lanes DRAG RACING in a fucking unmarked sports car
this man stopped giving a fuck a loooooong time ago
jon jones = goat
>>66442848
You insulted my height you British cunt.
>>66442849
>this man stopped giving a fuck a loooooong time ago
THIS
H
I
S
>>66442826
I'm 32 and study under Master Galvao
What does /heem/ even mean? Or is it some kind of reference?
>>66442896
Happy erection everyone - Miesha
>>66442896
Homo-Erotical Entertainment for Men
>>66442016
this
>>66442896
It's the sound you hear before someone gets knocked out.
Hendo vs Bisping is a good example.
>>66442915
New York was right after all
>>66442908
It doesn't work. She's too ugly.
>>66442939
Yeah and in DC - Jones' case, even the ending will be the same
>>66442438
UPDATE:
- The U.S. Capitol is on lockdown following reports of shots fired.
- Male suspect was shot at the Capitol complex by U.S. Capitol Police and is now en route to a hospital.
- White House was also briefly locked down after what appears to be an unrelated incident.
––
BREAKING: The U.S. Capitol and White House are on lockdown following reports of shots fired near the Capitol.
>>66442964
vou voulez suck my dick?
>>66442993
its over the dude got heemed already
Ariel about to cry
what's Ariel rambling about? What did they want him to do that he wasn't willing to?
if thats true, that is pretty shitty of them to fire him over a 3 minute phone call
>>66443023
No, but Cormier would be happy to.
>>66442993
DC is violent as fuck lol. You're basically reporting a shooting at a shooting range.
ARIEL IS STILL MY BOY
>>66443040
>>66443038
>>66443043
Lads what is Ariel on about? What happened to him? What did they do? Why?
>>66443054
he got fired from his ufc on fox job for (probably) reporting on Diaz vs Conor 2
>>66443054
mma hour is live on youtube bruv
>>66443068
I thought that was the reason but he seemed to be talking about something else. I wasn't really paying attention
>>66443073
I'm listening, I just missed why he claimed he was fired
>>66443068
that doesn't sound right
Move on already !
>>66443090
eat dick
hes joining ESPN soon lads...
>>66442323
lol i thought the same thing
HIGHWAY TO HELWANI
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Ariel is losing his mind live on air
not sure how I feel lads
shillwani fired for promoting free agency
>>66443140
>>66443140
fuck off
>>66443054
>>66443068
>>66443085
Based on what Rory and Jeff Wagenheim have tweeted it seems more likely that it's because of his reporting on and talking about fighter pay and testing free agency.
Is this the greatest card ever, on paper?
>>66443155
But he's been talking about that for ages? It's not like he wrote an article and just wrote FUCK DANA in the middle of it or some shit.
Was there something extra triggering he said? It sounds like Dana hates his guts now
>>66443155
what'd Rory say about it bud?
>>66443157
>Leslie Smith
what a fool
>>66443157
>Anderson Silva isn;'t even a co-main event now
>>66443173
it's been a bit more of an issue recently with benson going to bellator and rory talking about not being valued by the ufc.
>>66443177
after talking to ariel about not being valued and free agency, ariel got fired. then rory basically said that ariel is one of the good journalists and got fired for telling the truth.
>>66443157
you can get ringside seats to this for $500....
http://www.tmz.com/2016/03/28/jon-jones-calls-cop-f-king-liar-pig-apologizes-video/
>>66443237
HAHAHAHA
what a fucking loser
sounds like hes gonna cry
who will Cat Zingano fight ?
>>66443323
her suicidal urges
>>66443330
brutal.
>>66440892
District of Cock
That's why Cormier was so eager to suckle Jon's.
>>66443237
Jon is such a fucking bitch kek
Hope DC rekts him and then he kills himself
>>66441184
>>66441184
PAIGE TOUGHER THAN WEAK WILLED MCGREGOR
PAIGE KEPT FIGHTING TO THE END AND NEVER WANTING A WAY OUT EVEN DEFENDING THAT SUB
FILTHY MCTAPPY
>>66443237
Isn't insulting a cop an offense ?
>>66443157
its alright, half of those guys are done and should nt be fighting anymore
>>66443380
If that cop had been hot headed he could have arrested Jones for assault or some shit
This is America
>>66443157
I'm excited.
The Khabib v Ferguson card is also stacked at least for the hardcore crowd.
>tfw 2 full weeks until the next UFC event
What's the best way to heem myself for 2 weeks so I don't have to wait?
>>66443237
It seems like this time Jon was actually being legit. Last time he played dumb with that other cop, this time he had the same manner here as he did on the podcast
I doubt he was drag racing, maybe just pissing around but it was just a few yards
>>66443157
>anderson silva
>that far down the card
wow
>>66443427
you sully the name of this great nation with your cuckoldry
>>66443157
>cyborg memelims
>anderson not even co-main
S T A C K E D
>>66443409
this desu
>ariel singing school fight songs
i fucking love this jew goof
>>66443157
It's pretty good but at least half of these matches will be canceled or changed.
>>66443447
I can't think of a good meme comeback
You win this one
>>66443157
>corey memerson vs rua
it should be filthy god dammit
>>66443417
Train is what I do. It helps me try my best to keep myself from heeming myself until the next card. I'll also pretend to be a UFC fighter when I do it. Like I'll give middle fingers to the guy holding pads for me. Have several budweisers, bud lights or monsters before rolling. Do that Conor McGregor kiss/open arms things before destroying some TUF noob at the gym. Also I'll got a to a bad part of town and rip someone into pieces. WSOF is fine but it isn't a UFC card. Only that can calm my lust to heem people to the living death. But I don't know if I can keep this up.
>>66443503
quality posting fren
jones is the fakest nigga ever
when is he going to drop this made up nice guy persona? cringey as fuck, he's the goat, he can do whatever the fuck he wants
>>66443582
i hope jon attacks a cop and gets shot 17 times desu
>>66443237
>tfw you saw him trending on Twitter
>>66443582
stfu and succ dis dick boi
>>66443617
dont reply to me, the only ones allowed to samefag are the americans
>>66443237
>you are an absolute fucking kiar
>WAIT
>fucking liar
>im going to call my lawyer to ask him about this paperwork, im sure i have the right to do that buddy! fucking liar...
>i was looking for a pen give me the fucking shit
>this is rediculous you are a fucking liar
>wait a minute i gotta read this shit
>stop talking so i can read this
ABSOLUTE MADMAN LMAO
cant he go to jail for cussing at cops?
>>66443643
I meant sameflag**
>Jon Jones will be perma heem'd in your life time
Feels great man
>>66443660
I would heem (you) for fun.
>>66443650
Technically it's not illegal, but they'll just pin other shit on you for the fuck of it if you piss them off, depends on the cop I guess.
>>66443660
are you a mod or something
how do you know when Im online? or do you reply my pic to every brazilian post?
>>66440117
Ido can't even make eye contact with him
>>66443673
>not recognizing based Br lanklet of immaculate selfies and whiteness
>>66443699
i recognize your posting style
also i just like posting it because:
honestly it's like the mona lisa of bathroom selfies. the cryptic, nearly smug smirk, slight facial asymmetry, eyes oblique and full of guile -or is it merely vague amusement! does it all come together in a countenance of mildly suppressed mirth or muted cynicism? is there a difference in this age of irony? we are all sufferers of acute irony poisoning after all, none of you can deny that. in the end this picture both pleases and sickens me and the more i gaze upon it the more compelling it becomes.
ariel went to the best journalism school out there. as much as i want to hate him for being a jew, at least he's lebanese/canadian. he's a legit journalist and he's a bro, at least it seems that way. he could shill for the ufc but he chose to report truth
66443714
You fucking autist. I'm not even giving a (You)
>>66440117
Damn, he's all wobbly and shit.
Someone please make a webm of the part when it zooms in on his face.
>>66443714
66443777
Dude Mighty Mouse is getting pretty huge on that twitch thing. I think he might give up fighting and do that shit full time.
think hes making over a grand a month off that shit just from subscribers. thats more than the average ufc fighter
You guys seen this?
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/3/28/11320164/police-bodycam-video-shows-emotional-jon-jones-get-ticketed-for-drag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6yFu5ZD32c
>>66443857
Yeah you fucking autist
>>66443777
>>66443813
cmon guise that was a high effort post. i expect at least a reaction image conveying your dismay or disquietude, if not a short diatribe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqZ2TNFoQLk
DELETE THIS NOW
>>66443867
It's the full vid tho
>>66443884
which fight was this after?
>>66443857
You're getting emotional, Jon.
lads you reckon I could grab miesha's arse for a cheeky squeez without caramanlet spazzing out making the whole thing go tits-up? I know i could knock him on his arse but I don't want to get miesha cross lads
>>66443869
next time you post me
>>66443857
thanks senpai
>>66443901
what you should be more worried about are the sexual assault charges lad...
Cormier is literally free money, Jones is shook. He can't go full madman anymore but he still gets in trouble - he is no man's land. Cormier has better sparring partners and has learnt from his mistakes. DC dominates Jones. Screencap this.
>>66441318
she could literally die trying to make it to 135. its not worth it
>>66443884
>cheering a cuck
wow
>>66443937
i'm putting $100 on cormier tbqhwyf
>>66443919
i bet the squeez will be to her fancy la, she seems like a bird who likes a cheeky pinch or slap oh her fanny. In fact, I will go as far as to say that she will probably invite me back to hers for a shag
>>66443857
That cop thinks he's something big
I swear Jon should have just heemd him and hid the body
>Why is your car so loud
Ffs what kind of question is that
>>66443904
how'd he even get that picture of you lad
>>66444032
he hacked me
hope he doesn't post the heavy stuff
>>66444029
this, that question deserved a full force pride soccer kick senpai
>>66444029
>>66444070
idiots one of the tickets was for illegally modifying the exhaust, it was a valid question
Irish flags back yet?
>>66443857
This cop seems like a dick
>>66444087
maybe after they start promoting conor again for nate x conor II
>>66444107
He seemed fine to me.
>>66443844
I'm subbed to his channel, he's honestly top-tier when it comes to talking to the chat and his fans, he's extremely responsive and that makes him very fun to follow
>>66443857
That cop is trying to be a hero so bad, he is a fucking dummy.
>>66443979
Then what's the point bringing her in
>>66444087
They'll be back in June for the 200 hype. Let's just enjoy this time without them.
>>66444077
fuck off uncle tom bitch made faggot ass nigga, get that cops dick out yo mouth racist ass nigga, imma bout to pop up right up behind yo ass and heem you sleepy nigga shit
>tfw i could walk off KO every here
>>66444120
it's because dude has double the APM of normal human beans
>>66444120
Him and rampage have the twitch game on lock. Both of them play their followers which is pretty cool. I would love to get the new ufc game and heem rampage with wanderlei or liddel
>>66444140
>every here
you seem to have been heem'ed alot in your life haha
>>66444146
How is rampages streams?
what does heem mean
>>66444182
heem sleppy
>>66444107
I actually thought he was extremely reasonable and polite.
>>66444165
lurk more faggot
>>66444182
He eats eggs, man.
>>66444177
pretty good its just mainly him playing and talking shit but hes pretty entertaining.
I heemed three people today. Will you be the fourth?
>>66443857
>Give this ufc fighter no cars
PART 1: https://youtu.be/ZVo0EBdQSa8
PART 2: https://youtu.be/iydkjx_Tiu0
>>66444165
>being this new
>>66444132
Its okay Argentina we understand you guys dont have traffic laws.
>>66444221
The second you gaze into my eyes you will break like the rest of them.
>>66444223
whats up with the cop thinking his some big shit
sounds like he was a beta growing up
>>66444227
>>66444198
Being this stupid and humorless
>>66444265
>does his job
>w-whats up with the cop thinking he is hotshit?
>>66444265
Cops are dicks man. They arent bad people, but they are almost always dicks.
>>66444275
>being this fat
>>66444223
He's a good boy. He dindu nuffin. Been going to church erry sunday about to get his life on track.
>>66444275
I was pretending bro
>>66444275
>i was only pretending to be retarded
>>66444223
Jones is gonna lose to cormier. This video changed my opinion of jones going into this. He will break mentally and when the going gets tough hes gonna be saying its rediculous he lost. THe judge lied. Or he answers all the questions and comes back as good as ever.
Is ring rust real for jones?
>>66444198
>>66444227
what does lurking or being new have anything to do with this? his sentence is wrong grammatically senpai
>>66444315
>>66444330
>hurdurimaretardsothejokesonthemmeem.png
>tfw no Joanna gf
Would JBJ losing to Cormier be the straw that breaks Dana's back?
>>66444346
ur a dummy
>>66444360
One can only hope
>>66444360
No, a trilogy match would be huge for msg
>>66444367
how? why are people being retarded on this? every here does not exist in the fucking english language fuck you
>>66444386
How old are you?
>>66444400
19 lad
>>66440892
Dick chugger
>>66444386
It's a meme, you dip.
Lads, I've been thinking
Big John tends to turn up at most MMA events, he's the best ref and seems to enjoy the sport. You think if we chipped in a cheeky quid or two he'd agree to ref Lithcuck vs Estonia?
>>66444438
its a meme to be retarded???
>>66444442
No you moron.
>>66444442
He gets paid less than a grand for most events, we could probably get him.
>>66444442
kek
>>66444442
>we chipped in a cheeky quid
Even if we could, we'd have to pay for his transport and accomodations
>Daniel
>>66444501
wow i want to hug him
>>66444501
Why do cats like lying/sitting in enclosed spaces
#JonesLivesMatter
#FuckThePolice
making new bread lads
>>66443857
Someone in the Albuquerque Police Department made some nice TMZ money off this.
>>66444562
Don't bother, I've got one all made up that I'm gonna post in a bit here.
>>66444265
like most cops really. One of the biggest dipshits of my old school is now a cop
>Diaz is the underdog in the rematch
Life savings on Diaz
>>66444501
>the only vehicle Jones is licensed to operate.
>>66443857
Jon Jones is the most self-entitled fucking prick in the UFC.
He is literally a manchild. This meme that he's "motivated" and has his mind straight needs to end
DC has basically perfectly profiled him.
>>66444574
Smith is done for
First round TKO
>>66444574
Fuck Miehsa and Holly, make Ronda fight Cyborg
>>66444575
alright cool, I was just starting anyway. make the op neetrex pls
>>66444574
Yes. Cyborg is our ace in the hole if Ronda beats Miesha and/or somehow armbars Holly. She will beat Ronda to the living death.
>>66444590
I think Cyborg would heem her desu
>>66444591
Will do man, just for you.
>>66444595
when ronda beats holly shes retiring lad. if she fights miesha, win or lose she's gonna fight holly.
if I'm dana, i let miesha fight ronda and have holly and cyborg co-main. Whatever happens you get some money matches famalam.
>>66444595
Ronda got fucked up my a loclboxer, imagine what a muy thai black belt would do to her
>>66444577
I know one beta guy who wanted to be a cop but failed the athletic testing thing
you should know how unathletic you can be and still pass that test
Hating cops is the most fedorable thing you could do
>>66444574
This no doubt is an acquisition to try and kill Holly's momentum.
why are we still discussing this shit? after seeing ronda getting btfo by holly i thought we all came to the realisation that she was ducking the hue all along, this is old news nigga
>>66444462
I think it's almost necessary to get him. We've seen how fights can go with corrupt refs, fixing this fight would completely ruin the event
>>66444472
I'm sure he'd do it for free
>>66444574
usada will blow her the fuck out
>>66444636
Holly is a 145'er anyway, she looks like a literal man standing next to 135ers at the weigh-in desu
>>66443857
Top kek what's wrong with him?
>>66444647
>cyborg isn't natty but cockhold, holly, and memecutt are
zuffa shill detected
>>66444677
NEW
>>66444574
I feel like Cyborg would be hot if she wasnt on the gear
>>66444265
see cops aren't interested in busting you for what you actually did. it's all about busting you for whatever they can get you on.
>be Jones
>be at red light
>car of fans pull up
>wave and rev engine
>fans drive away smiling, happy
>get pulled over
>"LICENSE AND REGISTRATION!"
>"WHY WERE YOU DRAG RACING?"
>uh, I wasn't dra-I SAID LICENSE AND REGISTRATION
common cop tactic. ask more than one question at a time, cut them off when they try to answer all in the vague attempt to get them to get flustered and accidently say anything incriminating. The classic is something like "OKAY, I was speeding BUT...." boom. thanks, you just admitted guilt.
>hurr you were drag racing because you revved your engine at a red light and that's what drag racers do
>hurr Why is your car so loud? (Note: cop doesn't actually care why your car is loud, he wants you to fuck up and say you illegally modified your car for street racing.)
>Jon calls out bullshit
>HOW DARE THIS COMMONER DARE RAISE HIS VOICE AT ME. Let's see what other silly shit I can tack on.
>"I A GOOD PIG DIN DO NUFFIN I PROTECT THE CITIZENS"
at the sametime you'd be an asshole too if you had to deal with niggers, spics and white trash all day.
>>66444708
Shut the fuck up
He was lucky he wasnt arrested for the amount of insubordination and shit talking
>>66444727
cop detected
>>66444265
Drag racing has ruined countless lives and it sounds like he was at least driving like an idiot road hog. Is his license still suspended also?
>>66443884
SWEDEN
YES
>>66444727
>arrested
>for insubordination
>and shit talking
How's it taste licking boots during the day?
Would you say it's better than the cocks you suck at night?
>>66444501
>youll never be put in a room with a lion to find out what youre really made of
>>66443857
Lol that cop has better trash talk than DC.
>ariel got fired
kek
>>66444770
>find out what youre really made of
meat. delicious, delicious meat
>>66444755
you mean being a law abiding citizen and not some lowlife who thinks he's above the law? Pretty peaceful I guess
>>66443857
That cop is /myboy/
> you're despicable
> the feeling is mutual sir
Fuck criminals
>>66439716
>>66440071
>>66440093
>>66440156
>>66440312
I made this, still got it open in Photoshop, what changes should be made?
>all these people want to see jones get heemed now
kek, you're lying to yourself if you think DC has a chance
>>66444574
I'm glad my fightfu lost against smith, I don't want her to get killed Cyborg.
>DC vs Bones
>don't care who wins
>just want one of them to walk out to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcIy9NiNbmo
or maybe just a promo video
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