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UPCOMING EVENTS:
4/2 - WSOF 30 (Branch vs Starks)
4/8 - Legacy FC 53 (Lima vs. Trocoli)
4/10 - UFC FN 86 (Rothwell vs Dos Santos)
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Nurmagomedov vs Ferguson)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Campos)
4/16 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (Cormier vs Jones 2)
5/6 - ONE FC (TBA)
5/8 - UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/14 - UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
NEWS:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GWOtRnK5a8
FIGHTER VIDEOS:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVKTvh16aE4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8Fr_IXOi3A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0kvb5AwMsU
Artem
Gus
>>66430857
I DON'T GIVE A DUCK
>>66430857
wow I'm not about to swear on a work safe board
artem will clatter hafael's head of the canvas
brendan snob
>>66430820
thank you. pls keep posting this important meme
>>66430954
I DON'T GIVE A *UCK
>>66430954
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
>>66430946
You're welcome for my service.
>its a brazilian fighter walking out to linkin park episode
>>66431019
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
>>66430820
>what did he say? He wants to suck my what?
>>66430791
This image is the most /heem/ of all the /heem/.
>>66431161
>Cheick is clearly out twice
>Doesnt get stopped
>>66431176
Clearly defending himself every time.
>>66431176
Clearly he wasn't.
>>66431228
>>66431240
He is literally out cold for a second
>>66431250
He literally knocked him the fuck out, so the fight shouldn't have been stopped if he can continue fighting.
>>66431289
I will literally delete your chin if you carry on lad
>>66431298
Oi, less of that.
>>66431357
Fight me lad
Dead thread
Why is everyone out tonight and not a loser like tonight
Happy (late) easter lads
Have some artem OC
>>66431603
based neet
>>66431176
dan knew glass jaw barry would get KO'd by a gust of wind so he gave kongo all the time
>>66431556
THIS
>>66431161
Could see many refs stopping that fight before the comeback
POST YOU FUCKS
>>66431556
Just finished Easter dinner with the f
It's strange how no one sees what a bitch Joanna is, famlamy
>>66431995
do all of the ufc fighters get stoned on easter, or wha?
>>66432050
Shut up.
>>66431950
>tfw everyone is celebrating easter and actually taking a break from /heem/ for once
>tfw we're just sat here at 1am waiting for people to post on an anime image board
>>66432121
>tfw it should only be 12 but the Jews moved time
What about Joe Rogan vs GSP for ufc 170?
>>66431995
>You'll never grow up with Uncle Chris and Uncle Stephen to train you
>>66432202
Rather see Goldie vs Kimbo.
>>66432108
But she really is. I daresay even more so than Ronda, but because she's foreign and not as popular, it doesn't seem as prominent and bad, easier to overlook.
>>66432050
How do you mean ?
She craves black D in an obvious way, she's kind of a bitch to Gadelha because they have a fight coming, but other than that I don't really see
>>66432342
Pretty sure you've brought this up before
>>66432185
It's shit now ;_;
Artem
IMA SUK DAT DICK JON
Stop trying to make Artem the new Schaub
It will not work
>>66432342
she seems pretty nice outside of fight shit and even then she's nice to most of her opponents. afaik she's only been a cunt to gadelha and penne. gadelha is a cunt herself and the penne shit wasnt a big deal just some low level back and forth like most fighters do. i can see people are already turning on her but they do that to anyone who is confident and claims to be the best.
>>66432458
>yurogays
Friendly reminder that Schaub could physically dominate anybody in this thread. He could literally hold you down and have his way with you if he wanted and their is nothing you could do to stop him.
>tfw from shitty hood in same area code as kimbo, dada, masvidal but never been in a street fight
>>66432526
I would unironically heem Schaub
Why did my post get deleted?
reminder that hockey, kickboxing, water polo, boxing, mma, pool, curling, and povertygrass are the only acceptable sports ever concieved of
![454227292-flyweight-joseph-benavidez-raiders-wide-gettyimages[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/A6QZffm.jpg "454227292-flyweight-joseph-benavidez-raiders-wide-gettyimages[1]")
>>66432672
Thank You Based Carr. Raiders Bless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgpdU_uPO34
>>66432780
who's the guy on the left? i keep seeing this t-rex meme
t. casual
>>66432824
artem lobov
>>66432526
i think ive got a chance. just yolo swing at him and if one hits hes sleepy
>>66432877
thanks
guess the meme is true
>>66432780
top kek
>>66432458
im going to kill you
Get in here
http://youtu.be/Hx3pv_MOd98
http://youtu.be/Hx3pv_MOd98
>tfw UFC will never add a gorilla division where gorillas brawl in the octagon
>>66432992
>no
>you now remember schaubposting
>>66433079
can't wait for their reactions when Nate wins again
>>66433013
i would love an animal division. just see which animal is GOAT at mma.
more realistic would be an over 50's division so all the old dudes who still wanna brawl can get in there and heem eachother
>>66433106
Pound for pound I imagine it would be gorillas
Over 50 division would be depressing.
diaz is a pussy
>>66433157
agree, winning by submission is like nipple twisting your little brother when you fight
>"It's the most dominant submission," he says almost wistfully. It isn't an arm or a knee bar or an ankle lock, each of which leaves its victim the opportunity to survive, however slight. And it isn't a punch that can be slipped or countered. The rear naked choke is almost a metaphor for the consequences of our most calamitous mistakes. "You can do nothing to me, but I can do whatever the fuck I want to you," McGregor says. "I have complete control."
>He's not sure he's making himself plain enough. He wants you to understand the feeling of true hopelessness, the sensation of every last door closing to you. He wants you to hate that feeling, which will make you appreciate more deeply the moments you are free. His longtime girlfriend, Dee Devlin, sitting beside him in the bar, does her best to explain his intentions. "He wants you to be better than you are," she says.
Someone should let those lads know these are their boys words
>>66433142
A Grizzly bear will decimate 4 or 5 male gorillas simultaneously.
>Tecia "Tiny Tornado" Torres is a lesbian
>>66433214
>
A lone man killed a Grizzly bear with his bare hands once.
>>66433210
Is dee getting interviewed about her sex life with conor?
>>66433254
source? once had a dream she asked me to eat her bunda out
>>66433295
>sticking your tongue in a literal intestine
>>66432780
Wait...what!?
No pony tail guy?
No more thouch butt in the park?
WTF is going on here?
>look into my eyed lil man...
"I see fear in your eyes"
>>66433295
on snapchat. every few weeks her "bae" or "gf" visits her. i'm pretty sure she's lesbian
>>66433285
I know you're memeing and it's a good joke so here's a (You) but just to clarify to others it's Conor talking about the rear naked choke being his favourite submission way around the time of the Mendes fight
LONDON
O
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D
O
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>>66431603
>>66432780
My sides
>>66433349
nah thats what the majority of girls are like
>>66431603
that's pretty good
>"Let’s be honest here — 99 percent of MMA fans haven’t got a clue what’s going on," Artem said. "They don’t understand the game enough to comment on any of that. They don’t know how easy it is to have an impressive record. I could have 10 guys in my gym tomorrow, beat them all up, and there’s 10 wins for my record. It is that easy. It is that easy to be 10-0. What I did is very, very hard. Not very many people do it — in fact, very, very few people do it.
>"I can honestly say that if you look at people’s outside of the UFC records, I have the most solid record in the UFC right now. That’s a fact. "They should bring up my record, and call it the fighter bible," he said. "The warrior bible. All those guys with padded records should read it everyday, and they should put my picture on their wall as the Jesus Christ of MMA."
>>66430820
>>66432458
keep up the good work lads
>>66433389
that's true, but I actually think she's a lesbian. it seems different form the typical girly shit
>>66431176
Maybe Dan used to post in /heem/ back when Cheick was around.
>tfw suckling on Jon's tender juicy drumstick dick
>>66430791
>Koko's favorite movie is Singing in the Rain
>However she doesn't watch the end, when they sing goodbyes
>she used sign language to tell her handler it made her feel too sad, and made her want to cry
them feels
>>66433079
>>66433112
>>66433138
I get that these people are just filthy casuals, but a lot of people that go to UFC shows boo when a fight leaves the feet,
Why don't the people that hate the ground game just watch kickboxing or muay thai?
>>66433793
They don't really boo when it goes to the ground, they boo when there's been excessive wrestlefuckery or they're just staying there for too long not actually doing shit, or doing very minimal
>We have a saying where I come from up in Canada
>>66433744
>made up bullshit
>>66433793
Vegas crowds are infamous for being filled with casuals. People there just view UFC events as another type of Vegas show, plus casinos sometimes comp tickets to random high rollers.
>>66432780
>mfw Tiny-Hands-Fat-Head on the left can barely grip his glass
>>66433859
if you're coming on...
>>66430791
>>66433744
Her "handler" is a mentally ill shithead who has trained the poor animal to "sign" the desired responses based on her body language.
>>66432780
jesus christ
nick, nate and andre ward could fight the whole SBG crew + everyone in a 10km radius
>>66431603
kek based neetrex
>>66433013
lhw lad
>>66433705
I wish they would let me over there right now and suck your fucking dick, Jon
JON JONES!
GET YOUR DICK TOGETHER BOY IM SUCKIN!
>>66434024
What did you say? I couldn't hear you, can you say it again?
>>66434061
kek'd
JON JONES!
IT DON'T MATTER WHERE YOU CUM BOY I'M SUCKIN!
>>66434077
i smaid id sffuff urr diffhfh
can we stop forcing this dc meme? its pretty fucking gay senpai
>>66434153
I'm sorry. I just can't hear you.
Can you repeat it?
>>66434172
gtfo, it's the best meme in the history of heem
>>66434198
hi newshit
JON JONES!
GET THAT DISH TOGETHER BOY I'M HUNGRY!
JON JONES!
GET THAT DICK TOGETHER BOY I'M WAITIN FOR YA!
>>66434172
>>66434198
>>66434229
its a terrible meme its not even funny
i enjoy the forced neetrex meme of armtem 'long hand' lobov
I'm a little jelly of Neetrex to be honest familia.
>good at banter
>TUF Runner Up (keep in mind he was going against a world class opponent, also prepared for a completely different opponent originally)
>probably got more pussy than I ever just by being on TUF
>Ballroom dancing champion
>incredible chin to pull off that hands down style
>gets free breakfast (2x),lunch and dinner because Conor pays for it
>proof that records don't mean shit as it shows he's a warrior who will fight anyone and everyone
>gets respect from other famous fighters because he's a warrior even though his record isn't the best
>gets free training from the real coach of SBG Ido Portal courtesy of Conor
>goes to cool places and gets to hang out with Dana and Lorenzo because of Conor
>gets to go to cool places in Hollywood and hang out at the best parties because of Conor
>gets paid a small allowance probably for being Conor's "friend"
>probably secretly fucking Dee or at least in love with and has fapped while smelling her Reebok sports thong
He's living the life senpai
Reminder that Diaz literally beat motivated Anderson Silva who was on PEDs and was robbed by the judges.
>>66434371
Silva won that fight
>>66434412
>get outlanded and not land anything significant yourself
>"""won""" the """fight"""
kek
KEK
>>66434433
Literally not what happened. Anderson landed more total and significant strikes that fight. You should rewatch it. I do give Diaz credit though because as mentioned before, Silva was probably on the juice and he made it a good fight
>>66434351
good post
>neetrex in love with dee
i can one hundred percent believe this
>>66434433
Silva both landed more shots and did more damage.
Regardless of whether or not you want to score effective striking by volume landed or damage done or a combination of both, Silva still won the fight.
Taunting your opponent doesn't score points in MMA kid. Do you even watch MMA?
>>66434433
The face never lies.
>>66434487
>Taunting your opponent doesn't score points in MMA
you've never watched a bobby green fight have you casual?
>>66434433
Is this the famous Australian shiposting I've heard so much about?
>>66434507
m-m-m-m-m-m-muh s-scar tissue
>>66434507
ouch
>>66434554
STRAYA CUNT
>>66434351
artem is living the life undoubtedly
i'm pretty jelly but the wheels can fall off real fast if connor notches up some more losses
soon the house and cars he is renting wont be around for artem use
he needs to become his own man and win some fights just campaign for guys his size instead of trying to fight anyone and everyone
but logic and reasoning surrounding connor and artem is not a real thing
neetrex
>>66434433
>kek
>KEK
is this a /cric/ raid? you do realise this isn't the bundes trhead m8
rustle johnson
Jones vs Chuck
just announced lads
who you got
>>66434783
Chuck
And easily.
daniel "dick cumfarmer" cormier
>>66434783
in a coke snorting competition?
chuck hands down
>>66434783
Jones has a glass chin
Prime Chuck would drop him if he caught him
daniel "drink cummies" cormier
>>66433583
You're an idiot. She had a boyfriend
anyone got an invite for mma-torrents?
>>66430963
Is it the slam itself or the clash of heads that heems? I've suspected it's the headbutt after seeing a few slam heems.
>>66434850
i cant wait until dc beats jones a la silva-weidman and we are blessed by heems and good memes
Who /excitedforWonderboyvsRory/ here
who /stackedkhabibcard/ here?
>>66434930
I really really wanted to fly down and go to that card but my wife can't get a week off work on such short notice.
total bummer dude
>>66430954
I DONT GIVE A FUCK
>>66434888
>Jones tries to eyepoke
>he overextends and exposes his chin for a big DC uppercut
>goes down like a pile of shit
If only
>>66434939
fuck that sucks senpai, take her son maybe she'll let you do that instead
>>66434968
>a man with literally a 7 foot reach needing to expose his chin to eyepoke Danny "Artem" Cormier
>>66433877
i want to ufc so just so i can say at to her at weighin "remember my name cuz you'll be screaming it later tonight"
>>66434991
I think you'd be surprised
>>66434970
good idea, I'll ask Hasan when he gets home, thanks for the advice
>>66435141
no need, I give you permission
>>66435190
thanks Hasan
we'll have fun
Everything just seems so dead lads
Where are all the memes. Do I need a 4chan Gold subscription to see them
>>66435335
>no UFC events until April 10
>>66435374
Watch Wrestlemania, maybe RiffRaff will come and then we can get based Angle and based Rey fighting again
>>66435418
is that tonight?
>>66435483
Nah next weekend I think
I'm not sure, definitely not tonight though
>>66434188
why does JJ have a belt there? he was stripped of it.
I wish Max Holloway stuck to his gorgeous boxing and stop resorting to flying knees and meme kicks. Hes terrible at throwing them and his body shots are amazing.
Anyone got some Holloway webms?
>>66435546
ffs Australia
He just brought his own belt
night /heem/
>next MMA event
>4/2
Bros I don't know if I can make it.I've been kicked out of every boxing,MMA,Jiu Jitsu, and Krav Maga gym I've ever been too. Channeling my anger,destroying guys in the cage,ring,mat wherever and whenever. I was a violent person, until I started watching MMA, I fought to get the aggression out. I didn't watch MMA but I trained MMA. Seeing men destroy each other prevent me from destroying others. I quenched my thirst for violence.But this dry spell. I don't know.I watch my opponents rise,fall and now I'm about to break. I'm going to go out for a walk tonight in a dangerous neighborhood, someone will not escape when they step to this. They will face they pain when they step to this. I will rip them into pieces.
>>66435682
r u me?
>>66435682
N 2 PEACES
Daniel "Cum Plum" Cormier
what are heem-tier nu metal songs?
1. Face the Pain
2. Bodies
3. Break Stuff
????
>>66435927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMX2lPum_pg
>>66435945
not nu metal but still a good addition to my heem playlist.
>>66432076
Why wouldn't you get stoned every day of the year?
>>66435927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3J6CyeFUds
>>66436025
nice
>>66432780
oh god did you edit this picture?
>>66431603
>>66432780
Someone has to tweet these to Armtem
>>66435927
PAPA ROACH CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES!
Vanilla Ice nu metal version Ice Ice Baby Chuck Used
Linkin Park (any song)
>>66431161
I always love seeing Pat Barry sustain more brain damage
>>66432076
>Its not called the passover for nothing
>>66436331
le weirdo face
drunk 61 year old black man here. if i could heem anyone in the whole world it would be guy fieri
>>66436331
I know that feel. And I feel fucked up for feeling it. He seems like a good guy. Seems to genuinely care for Thug Rose. Can be funny pretty funny,at least to me. And I wish him success. But at the same time I want to see him get knocked the fuck out. I mean eyes rolling back,saliva spitting,wobbling and falling all over the place.Heemed to the living death. Maybe it's because he cries all the time.
>>66436428
that would make a good fightpass prelim headliner
>>66436437
I think you're a complete fucking failure and that you're insecure as shit desu senpai
>>66436523
no u
>>66430954
I don't give a fook
>>66430976
These two are honestly hard as fuck
>>66436428
>61 year old black man
There must be a few of these on 4chan, I wonder if I've ever shitposted with one before
I'm curious as to how many elderly people in general there are here
>>66430954
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/3/27/11311096/ufc-fight-night-85-mma-news-interview-frank-mir-mark-hunt-referee-marc-goddard
>>66436428
>>66436589
old black guys are based desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yj_jWUVSZJA
>>66436589
my son got me hooked on the chans, we text each other funny pictures and it's 90 percent of our communication. i worked a lot when he was growing up but i feel like we've reconnected over pictures of an emotional frog
>>66436654
i'm going to make a video like this where i show people my collection of marvel comics from the 1980s. don't ever retire this is what you'll do with your free time
>>66434229
>>66434265
>confusing memes with reality
Uh, Daniel Cormier absolutely threatened to gobble Jon Jones cock and give him a blowie. This happened.
>>66436598
ABOUT MY BAD REPUTATION
>>66436799
He's actually been actively trying to suck his cock for a few years now dude, that was just the first time he said it into a microphone
>>66434548
lol
Why is /heem/ so addictive?
>>66436805
you're right. I heard Daniel Cormier wanted to cover a parody version of All About That Bass called All About That Cock, but had to be conned by Dana into doing All About That Cake. We were left with this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0CfNA12aFw
>>66436831
Let's not get carried away lads
>>66436829
because missing memes is like getting cancer; not altogether pleasing
So I ran out of Tullamore Dew, and I was talking to my buddy on xbox live about how I was going to make some nachos.
My wife heard me talking and called my cell phone from the bedroom, saying she had a bad dream and heard me talking and it scared her. We talked about it so she felt better, and I told her about how I ran out of rye, and she told me I could go ahead and crush her bottle of organic wine that she got yesterday. I just opened it and it's super delicious.
That's love, boys.
>>66436831
god i FUCKING LOVE dc he will destroy sociopath jon
dc is so cute :3
>>66436888
fag
>>66436894
hehe but look at him, he is adorable.
you want jon to win because you're a cuck, and want to see the alpha cuck your woman. americuck
>>66436894
Fuck you motherfucker. DC will destroy Jon "Coke N Poke" Jones. He's stuck in the mud now that he has too much muscle.
Sometimes I consider making a fight pass account for /heem/
>>66436965
hmmm you could ask for bitcoins from heemsters to raise the coin for fightpass
then stream it like italy bro the problem would be dcma's and some troll who tells dana about your account
so you would have to keep the account details private never showing your username etc...
>>66437018
well everyone on here would have to know the email addy and the password
it'd be sweet though. so many fights
>>66434879
it's the heads - ask rampage.
>>66436965
Fight Chan Meme Pass? It will get you access to
>the newest and dankest fight memes
>get shitposting notifications about Fraudor,Fedor,CM Punk and all the best fighters
>get the newest and upvoted /heem/ posts today directly to your email,text,or notification
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>>66434371
Anderson couldn't get his country game going against an opponent that didn't make footwork mistakes like most guys with Muay Thai backgrounds do
>>66437045
nah thats a real dumb idea anyone could link it to /b/ and thats all she wrote
your better off being like italy bro and just streaming requested fights for everyone to watch
keep it safe keep it secret
I think Rothwell is going to fucking mop JDS
>>66437085
I know its dumb, that's why I don't do it. Itt's even worse with some people vehemently trying to doxx me but whatever. But it'd be nice, you know?
>>66432672
<--- forgot the best sport
>>66436885
You Canucks and your liquor drink
>>66437094
i agree
i am building a large mma library and i think i'd like to stream for /heem/
it would be cool to be able to stream any of bellator, pride, wec, ufc, rizin and strikeforce
for me i watch mma by myself and i think how good it would be to watch this on stream with the /heem/ bros shitposting
its a dream
>>66437114
its good rye bud
>>66437119
like a dream...
>>66437045
It wouldn't work anyway. They've taken measures to prevent account sharing. Only one IP is allowed to log on to an account at a time.
>>66433106
how many times has this been done here and elsewhere?
answers are:
Grizzly is always land champion
Bald Eagle is always sky champion
Orca is always water champion
gorillas and lions are just meat scraps left on the ground after the grizzly leaves, m8.
>>66437142
are you sure about that bud?
because me and my old man log in at the same time all the time
>>66433262
laughable.
though I did hear of a sparrow that arm-barred a giraffe once.
>>66437153
A golden eagle would skullfuck a bald eagle. I think there are Eagles in Europe that are bigger than Goldens.
http://www.thekeep.org/~kunoichi/kunoichi/themestream/kek.html
>>66437157
I've been logged out when trying to view something on my phone and PC simultaneously.
>>66437157
yes, me and my brother share our account but we have to time when we log in and shit, bud
>>66437183
>>66437195
well son of a bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dW_CjArh4hc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5BFfs1cuWw
>When someone says you suck so much you want to suck their dick
imagine this playing after someone gets heemed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn50JSI0W-E
EL CUCUY
>>66437488
So do people think that Khabib will return as the unstoppable force that he once was? Or have the injuries and time off diminished him? If he beats Tony will he beat RDA again? Is it possible for it to be even more dominant a 2nd time?
>>66437153
Are we just talking predators? Because a single grizzly bear would not be smart to try and fight a rhinoceros or an African Elephant.
>>66437532
Or a polar bear.
>>66437513
He's young so my guess is he'll be even stronger.
Besides he's my boy.
Who has Fedor really beaten apart from Prime Cro Cop and Big Nog? Yes I know that he gets all the credit for fighting guys twice his size, but it doesn't matter how big the can is if it's ultimately just a can.
I used to buy into the Fedor hype when I was 16 and didn't know jack shit. Right now I'm scratching my head wondering, why does this guy get so much credit?
>>66437656
A big part of it was the tone of the fights themselves. He always seemed to get up shit creek without a paddle before gutting it out and coming back to win it.
>>66437656
Mark hunt and andrei arvloski
>>66437679
is it me or Barnet's grappling a tad overrated?
>>66437691
He tapped Dean Lister and won IBJJF. Not sure how you can call somebody with that resume overrated.
>>66437705
he's never done anything impressive in UFC, he got tapped out in his last fight, he barely could handle Roy Nelson in grappling and he struggles with everyone else in the HW division
>>66437703
>>66437710
Someone needs to do that in the UFC.
>>66437641
>muslim boy
wew
>>66437717
hes very old now lad
>>66437751
doesn't matter senpai, we new polish fightfu now
>>66437744
lol based Serbia
I'd feel bad but Turks aren't people.
Good morning /HEEM/.
I hope you're getting up for work as it's 5 in the morning.
You better be training today and surely not using drugs (alcohol included).
>>66437703
>>66437710
>>66437722
I want to see a flying knee to flying squirrel takedown.
>>66437775
flying knee
flying squirrel
flying armbar
are those all the flying moves?
>>66437770
she looks like an old catcher's mitt without photoshop and professionally done makeup
>>66437784
i kekd and i don't even know what an old catchers mitt looks like
>>66432359
She's a nice girl from the outside, but it is all just an act like Jones before was, only worse. Come on, she starts talking shit without initiation, is the one giving a cookie to Carla, acting all nice and lovely, but then we get to know it was an expired cookie. Then bitch to Penne and giving an insulting necklace, bitch to Valerie... And it is most of the her starting the altercations, only to act like a clueless nice girl when interviewed
Joanna is a bitch
Auto correction is too
>>66437780
Flying Triangle
>>66437780
flying leglock
>>66437784
reee lad, go to jj and here blacked cankles nigga
>>66437798
>t. drunk potatobish
>>66437806
Would Chonan count as a flying heelhook? I mean it seemed to be a scissor takedown and transition to a heelhook
>>66437814
wew lad that was rather rude
>>66437801
She's a bitch to her opponents, it's business. She hasn't disrespected a single fan though, ever.
>>66437801
you couldn't be more off base
>>66437823
is there any other way? i mean same could be said about flying armbars.
>>66437814
>>66437827
oh now i understand i laughed at your bish and you got mad
she looks haggard lad absolutely haggard
get a real fitefu like me
>>66433859
I CAN FEEL YOUR HEARTBEAT FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>66437838
I think he just has a raging boner for Ronda desu
Maybe a hateboner for JJ
>>66437827
you don't insult another man's fightfu lad, you'll get heemed doing that along these parts bud
>>66437863
see >>66437858
i'm not into haggardfu's she looks rather used lad
>>66437858
>tattooed up monkey hue
ayy
>>66437855
Well no because Flying armbars arent just pulling guard and then attempting an armbar. You just straight up armbar someone in the clinch.
>tfw this can heem every here
>>66437679
Roy Nelson is the only fighter who qualifies for the phrase "underrated jiu jitsu".
>>66437876
does she have some sort of piercing in the centre of her nose:?
ewww
and also don't be racis she is an american not a hue
racis cunt
you like shitty eastern european used up whores fuck you
you lads figure lithcuck or memestonia can heem cm cuck?
>>66437896
>tattooed up steroid hue looking spic
eww lad
>>66437897
Yes.
>>66437897
when is the lithcuck vs memestonia fight happening? will it streamed live on /heem/?
can we bet on the fight?
>>66437909
just because i enjoy different flavours doesn't mean you have to be so salty lad
>>66437897
estonia could
>>66437897
What if Lithcuck isn't even the guy in the pictures he keeps posting? #haha #wew
>>66437888
Honestly this. Hes fallen in love with his right hand. Hes very good at setting it up but I wish he would threaten with takedowns more. It would help his striking as well. Set up the classic "Fake a shot overhand" that used to be the bread and butter of wrestlers all the time.
>>66437923
hmmm
>>66437927
fight is in the summer sometime. you insulted my waifu first tbqhwy.
>>66437932
why him but not the cuck of lith?
>>66437938
W E W
E
W
>>66437947
>fight is in the summer sometime.
this needs to be streamed and we need a betting market on this
i have memestonia but who knows
>>66437959
Estonia is confirmed shook m8, haven't you seen his rampant shitposting lately?
>>66437959
why is everyone on estonia anyway, can i get stats on those two cucks.
>>66437963
lithcuck seems more shook to me desu
>y-y-you are probably not telling the truth about ur accomplishments
>>66437963
isn't he bigger than lithcuck? i thought he had a size advantage
but i have seen him posting a lot lately does seem a little shook
i think thats just big show nerves though
lithcuck has gone missing though for alot of threads
maybe he is training hard or maybe he is crying in the shower int he fetal position
who knows....
>>66437971
>i cant let you get close
lanklet didn't know how to fight
>>66437971
you see the infantile manlet rage, they always strike first
if somebody tested their childlike chins, they'd hit the deck faster than their already low self-esteem
>>66437965
>why is everyone on estonia anyway, can i get stats on those two cucks.
>litcuck - 5'9 155
>memestonia - 6'0 165
as far as i can tell by the way they post
>>66437992
>you see the infantile manlet rage, they always strike first
And the ones who strike first are most likely to win. Are you telling us manlets are better than lanklets because of their infantile manlet rage?
fedor > jon (i can't finish and i don't have a proper first name) jones
>>66437969
I am banned and can only post from my phone WiFi, so it isn't comfortable to sit here and shitpost
I thought it was safe to assume Estonia was lying, especially when there is another est coming in here.
Remember that I am the one inviting people to fight, and Estonia was the one to accept it after I saw he was a bjj practitioner and boxing champ of sorts when he was young, and then, after I said i wasn't joking, saying he needed 5months to prepare.
One American poster already saw me on cam and could confirm I am the same person in pictures.
>>66438078
what did you get banned for?
>>66438094
He shook hotpocketsman
>>66438078
lad its probably best not to say
>I am banned
i will assume you just were like joking and shit
you should go go to /g/ and sort your shit out need i say more
>>66438094
Posted webm of girls kissing and apparently one was too young for mod's liking, that counted as posting cp content lulz
>>66438110
you do realise this is a civilised blue board right? and that sort of shit doesn't fly?
>pssht
typical eastern european who thinks kiddie porn will fly on 4chinz
well now you know
>>66438110
jesus christ how long is the ban
>>66438135
>kiddie porn
Except it was nowhere near that. One girl was obviously of age and the second is left for questioning, and mod decided it wasn't of age, so there is that.
>>66434879
It can be either of them. There are some non-headbutt slams that ko-ed people - though these often ko the guy landing the takedown, such as Maynard/Emerson
>>66435579
I don't think it's fair that anyone can just buy a replica belt and act like they're a UFC champion. After working so hard to become UFC champ, I bet a fighter doesn't want to see those fake belts.
Is there any active Gracies or are they a meme family? Seems like there were 3 good ones and now everyone sucks their dick. Do any top fighters really succeed primarily through jiu-jitsu? I understand that once the gap is closed or once you're on the ground how important positioning and submissions are but checking over the Gracies records seems like 90% of them are fucking awful.
>>66438154
fighters get a new belt for every time they defend it
>>66438148
>One girl was obviously of age and the second is left for questioning, and mod decided it wasn't of age, so there is that.
see this is your typical former slav block poster its ok one of the girls was 18+ cmon man
don't be an idiot sure the mods can ban you for all sorts of shit but you must realise this one is definitely justified when you yourself are admitting the chick could be underage
but anyways go to /g/ and they will help you
>>66438110
>the shitty of Lithcuck
cuck by name, cucked by nature
>>66438165
not anymore
costs are tight at UFC headquarters
>tfw no qt lithcuck boipucc
>have a dream about having a gf and a pupper
>tfw wake up and no gf or pupper
at least I have /heem/
>>66437775
This is the closest I've got.
dancing with the stars with UFC STAR FIGHTER PAIGE VANZANT TONIGHT
>>66438202
come back kz...
>>66438198
The other day I had a dream The Undertaker joined the UFC at his current age. It was as himself though as opposed to as The Undertaker persona. He got heemed and just shouted "FUCK"
>>66437943
He doesn't have the cardio to rely on his grappling anymore though - he's never been a submission threat so much as a control specialist, and he can't maintain the work rate needed to keep a guy down long enough to win decisions.
>>66438206
jaysonarevir@paigevanzantufc I know I won't get a response from you but if you don't say nothing it won't be nothing. Do you wanna get coffee sometime?
>>66438171
I am not saying I wasn't of fault, is what it is. I tried to look into it, but I failed to appeal it and saw stories people staying banned like that with simlar shit, like the whole the fappening accident when one of the girls was 17 at the time she took a picture and many people were banned for it.
>>66438202
when is he coming back again? I want him vs mcgregor a$ap
>>66438206
her arms are fat lads
>>66438206
>those comments
>>66438211
>tfw no scott steiner mma wrestlefuckery
>>66438221
rose called her doughy
>>66438231
well my waifu ain't wrong
>>66438221
>I want him vs mcgregor a$ap
Not anytime soon.
>>66438165
>I would get rid of the replica belts
>I hate it when people come up to me with a belt that looks exactly like mine and they ask me to sign it.
>I worked three times a day for three years to get this belt, and now this guy asking me for an autograph has one just like it.
>Are you serious?
>I mean it’s not as heavy, but it looks just the same.
>I never sign those belts.
>>66438220
lad just be smart use google or speak to /g/ just don't proclaim your banned
i can't say anymore....
>>66438236
why you gotta kill my dreams...
>>66438221
http://free.timeanddate.com/countdown/i54felxz/n235/cf12/cm0/cu4/ct0/cs1/ca0/co0/cr0/ss0/cac000/cpc000/pcfff/tcfff/fs100/szw320/szh135/iso2016-10-20T00:00:00/bo2/pa5
>>66438260
FUCK. atleast the khabib card is on the horizon
>>66438291
>relying on cuckbib showing up
>>66438202
Close enough. Anyone got a webm of that?
>>66438214
God I wish he would get his fat ass in shape. The guy is talented but it seems like hes content with being a gate keeper.
>>66438299
even if he wrestlefucks to death that card is stacked as fuck senpai. that card and the brazil ppv will be awesome
>>66438301
Who is in his Corner? His GF? He did well
>>66438253
You can perfectly dream about it. I'm just dealing with reality m8
>>66438314
disgusting
she's only """""decent""""" at the weigh-ins
Have a look at my WIP.
Spicy Rollers
Demian Maia vs Ed Herman
Alex Caceres vs Jimy Hettes
Alex Caceres vs Roland Delorme
Carlos Newton vs Kazushi Sakuraba
Diego Sanchez vs Nick Diaz
Demian Maia vs Gunnar Nelson
Ayaka Hamasaki vs Amber Brown
Phil De Fries vs. Rob Broughton
Fabricio Werdum vs John Olav Einemo
Alan Patrick vs. Damien Brown
Nam Phan vs Jimy Hettes
If anyone wants I can screen cap and post for later or you can suggest more to add to it.
Essentially we can have technical Jits Clinics or frenetic high work rate scrambles.
As long as the fight is the majority on the ground (or even have some sick stand up grappling) it counts.
>>66438314
spoiler that hog
>>66438314
>the cut away from that non-ass
>>66438325
She's a 10 in america.
>>66438327
Holohan vs Smolka was pretty spicy
>>66438327
I think you need to specify it's only R1 of Nelson/Maia that's spicy, after that Maia mauls him desu
Nice idea though, hopefully we get a good list like the spicy banger list going
>>66438312
That would be his wife, McKey Sullivan.
>>66438253
please don't post shitskins (ronda included) while i'm eating my honey and oats
>>66438333
Italy's brave Colini McGregor
>>66438327
Oliveira vs Hatsu Hioki needs to be on there.
>>66438342
I have not seen that fight but everyone raves about it so I will add it.
>>66438343
I still think its worth seeing for how Maia beats the shit out of Nelson.
And yeah I really wanted a rival list to the Spicy Banger list.
>>66438344
Noice work
>>66438351
I need to watch that fight but those 2 are awesome so I bet its great too.
Any other suggestions guys?
>>66438350
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>66438313
:(
>>66438345
>ronda
she's white paco
>le its hard for Conor to make 145
Why doesnt he just keep his weight lower thus making the cut easier
Fat fuck
>>66438314
she walks like she's autistic
>>66438378
Peptides are a hell of a drug.
>>66438371
nice try ariel
>>66438378
this, he is a dc tier fatfuck
I need Nick Denis KO of Sandaval please
Those standing elbows are crazy.
>>66438390
omg SHUT UP
every fucking day with your obscure fights and fight organizations just die already
>>66438378
>Fat fuck
Well, he could fight at his natural fat weigh if he was a real man, like Hunt.
>>66430954
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
>>66438395
>your obscure fights and fight organizations
You mean Deni is obscure being one of the best fighters in Canada at the time and this being his UFC Debut? You know the UFC. That small obscure indie promotion?
Also I dont know what the fuck you are talking about. You must have me confused with another australian
>>66438327
>Diego Sanchez vs Nick Diaz
That was the first card I ever watched. I remember thinking Diego was cheating by having such greasy hair.
>>66438395
That's a UFC fight.
>>66438400
or like this based meme man
Rothwell will heem/submit JDS
>>66438459
how long till picks bro is on
>>66438470
i'm submitting so many sets of picks this time it's not even funny, literally more than 10
>>66438476
i hope you lose all of them
>>66430954
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
209 CAESAR GRACIE JIU JITSU WHAT?!
>>66438481
this, fuck you desu
>>66438498
I DUN GIVE A FUCK EIDA
Wha would certain MMA terms be called if they didnt get their original name.
Like Ground And Pound or Lay and Pray.
>>66438314
NUKE THAT BEACH FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY NUKE THAT BEACH
None of you could get close to me. My karate skills are too high.
You'd die trying to shoot in for that takedown.
>>66438535
land a little bit of that Sen-No-sen Machida style
>>66438535
>You'd die trying to shoot in for that takedown.
Shooting in is passe, we're all about the flying squirrel now. Shooting over is the next big wave, you'll see.
>>66438518
suck and fuck
slurp and burp
>>66438535
>implying I won't pull guard
>tfw you know you'll join the McMeme hypetrain again and will get disappointed
>>66438575
not sure how you could be disappointed with a hypetrain reaching the belt. most of them don't
lads, thinking of joining memejitsu in the summer, what other martial art should I take for muh standup?
>>66438557
tug and chug
>>66438578
True, but McGregor's hype train went far beyond the typical hype train, so it cancels out.
>>66438588
Depends where you are. I would say Muay Thai because its the most well rounded stand up art.
>>66438518
muay thai and creampie
bang my wang
cum in bum
Gabi Garcia ko'd her first MMA opponent with a spinning backfist.
She is gonna dominate WMMA.
>>66438597
I'm honoured
>>66438611
she is her own division, literally
>>66438518
Stoner control
the electric chair
Which is the best season of The Ultimate Fighter? I've watched the Heavyweights one with Schaub and the Light Heavyweight one with Michael Bisbong
>>66438651
I liked that heavyweight one, the first one and chael vs jon
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDflLEUTFeD/
This is Natlya Denisova, who we've decided to put against for Kanako Murata's MMA debut. Her father is a professional boxer, and she has won 2 national Pankration tournaments. She is no pushover but if Murata is targeting the top, these are the type of opponents she will have to defeat.
>>66438651
you seen the titties season?
tuf 5 too
you seen the mayhem vs bisping season?
>>66438651
The one with the strawweights was full of bitchiness,if that's what you like
>>66438660
Titties yeah lol.
Mayhem vs Bisping banter sounds spicy. Is it as insane as it sounds?
The fuck happened to machida? How do you go from dinging Jon Jones to getting crushed by yoel romero
>>66438253
>those thighs
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
>>66438677
The curse of being a counter puncher. You take one too many hits eventually and your chin gets deleted Anderson style
>>66438667
pretty funny season desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGnXP9dD29c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzJjG8dO_Qo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj-Clf_oY0I
I scrolled through the thread.
1) I am trying to make this into an event. I will film it. Both me and lithcuck will keep the result a secret no matter what happens. We will find someone to stream it. The streaming will be announced one week in advance. I will send the video to someone who can edit it nicely. Then we'll send it to the streamer.
My stats: 6'2 195lbs of pure muscle
My prediction: it will end in less than 2 minutes in my favor.
>>66438651
Koscheck has some funny moments on the GSP vs Koscheck season.
>You're a male nurse bro! Bro! You're a male nurse.
>>66438686
Anderson was taunting and begging The Chris to get punched. It was like he didn't give a fuck anymore.
>>66438701
man lithcuck is a literal 5'8" manlet, i think he weights 150lbs soaking wet
and he's still gonna fuck ur bitch ass up
>>66438701
can you please have walkouts?
Is Ronda vs Tate a good season? They had a bust up, innit?
I'm looking for a season where the coaches really hate each other
>>66438701
Battle of the t-rexes
>>66438740
what are you talking about, lad? I have one of longest reach-to-height ratio here.
lads, if anderson beats uriah we will get my boy vs silva 3 at msg. if anderson loses dana will go full mandrama and have bisbong(le evil brit) vs weidman(muh america-muh jew york).
cap this shit rn
good morning /heem/
>>66438783
Damn, Bisping vs Weidman would be interesting at MSG. Battle of my BOYS
HEEM
>>66438800
i unionically think bisping would win. weidman has looked horrible after usada, his body is very very different desu
jbj vs rumble
weidman vs bisping
would be a very good double main event show lad
>>66438819
Bisbing would probably KO Weedman desu fampai
Look at his devestating power deleting Andersons chin
>>66438819
I think Dana will make Bisping take another fight before the title shot though, so he might not be ready for MSG depending on when it is that he fights next.
I know rankings don't mean much, but Souza is currently #2, a win at 198 and he surely has to get a title shot next
post some more ronda webms hnnnggggg. I don't care if I'm alone in this
>>66438827
the way Andy goes all crosseyed is the testament to the power of the Bispin
>>66438827
anderson isn't the same without the tight yellow spandex senpai
>>66438847
>he surely has to get the next title shot
wew lad
>>66438850
(You) lad
>tfw no mma gf
>>66438688
>>66438688
Geezus
All the "Hardcore" Macho bitch fits and they can't even reach teh top 10.
It's always these try hard faggots that go hard on everyone that seem to quit when they get pushed back.
Now look at dominant champs like GSP, Dos Anjos or mid level but dangerous guys like Hunt.
Soul crushing performance but very humble and chill outside the cage.
>>66438881
>looooooooooooooool
>>66438850
you are not alone
i am here with you
>>66438884
rip looooolbro
>>66438701
That's a good idea. We could even do walkouts like>>66438717 recommended
I remember you being 6'1, also the pics you posted weren't full of that "pure muscle"
Post pics, maybe you got in shape
>>66438708
kek this
>>66438894
yeah, post muh muscle pic
what weight is this going to be at lads?
>>66438904
open weight like the early ufc's
same ruleset too
I think litkek would smash estonia with ease
mentally estonia is a literal baby, edgy mindset and needs to use PED's to achieve anythnig physically. He alsp keeps talking how he would smash lithkek but then needs a 5 month training camp(lmao)
>>66438920
>tattoos
why do women think tats look good?
>>66438922
tbf lithcuck is on the gas too
>>66438934
men get more tattoos than women though
>>66438942
down syndrome looking hag
>>66438914
kek lithcuck is on that mcgoobs delusion
>>66438922
>the lithcuck is natty meme
>>66438883
Bisping is the undisputed natty goat though
>>66438688
WON TSUU TREE
going to report the lithcuck vs estonia fight to the local police before it takes place.
You need to have it sanctioned, you cannot just have what is basically a street fight. It's illegal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPl0uFQT_Jc
Lads. Get Hype.
>>66438960
I don't want have no rules, it's just memstrr trying to push this idea. Modern ufc rules will fit.
>I am on the gass meme
>>66438980
That's why I initially said to find a gym where we could fight in a professional environment
>>66438996
based barnett, those dudes are all on the gas. the black guy(all mma roids) is definitely on the gas and don't even start on that jones fella
>>66439026
you are on the gas tho senpai, no worries tho, just stating facts here
>>66438922
>mentally a baby
mate I am probably the most educated heemer here, edgy mindset is just the result of deep analytical (and rational) thinking.
I am not on PEDS either, DNP is not a PED, it's just a weight-cutting agent. You better shut your mouth before I heem you as well.
>i think lithcuck is natty
will donaldos bf ever go mma?
>>66439053
post ur pure muscle now lad
>>66439053
>mate I am probably the most educated heemer here, edgy mindset is just the result of deep analytical (and rational) thinking.
>>66438996
that looks fucking terrible.Doubt ill last 5 minutes before I have to turn it off
>>66439053
>you better shut your mouth before i heem you as well
you couldn't even heem yourself you fucking goof
>>66439026
>doesn't want to have no rules
how scared exactly are you? I am not going to get a fucking referee there. There wont even be a cage. We'll stop when the other person is either knocked out or taps.
>>66439071
if that's terrible, what is this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkggLZf6w_0
>>66439086
i dont understand how these can actually be made and put out to the public without anyone watching it and seeing how awful it is
>>66439086
>that shot of fallon fox
wew lad I thought that was cgi at first
will there be drugtesting for HEEM 1?
we shouldn't allow a gassed up meathead like lithcuck to permanently damage estonia desu
>>66439101
cheaply made movies make their money back surprisingly quick
and Micheal Jai White is a fairly well liked action star.
>estonia is the big bad on the gas meanie
>lithcuck is the small qt twink underdog
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>>66439084
That's what initially said even before you said you need 5 months
I am some retard hue to go meet someone with intention to fight without rules
>>66439132
i just dont get how someone can see the trailer for that and actually think id like to see that never mind pay money to watch it
>>66439086
kek literally bollywood-tier acting on there. hope they have a miesha-led bunda dance
>>66439150
theres an entire sub culture that watches direct to DVD action movies.
Sometimes you find gems
>>66439139
UFC rules will do fine, but we will have to self-regulate that.
le_cheeky_Palhares_face.jpg
>>66439139
>lithcuck this shook
>>66439168
by sub culture you just mean subreddit don't you ;^)
Threadly reminder that all of these yuro tripflags would get hypothetically wrestlefucked.
Im talking khabib v. trujillo levels of brokenness.
>>66439053
Mate you needed a 5 month camp to even fight lithcuck when you already got a crazy advantage, thats pussy shit
>>66439194
jump in my guard and we'll see what happens
>>66439204
I was just memeing lad, the shitposting is consuming me
>>66439173
What are you implying here? I will be alone going into gym to meet you autistic edgelord ass knowing you pull any kind of stuff due to your proven edgedom?
I will better fight Sweden or that big Dutch guy knowing they are sensible. And all i would need to do is to travel there instead of waiting 5 months for your pussy ass
>>66439247
It is a good pain.
>>66439260
wow you seem scared and angry. don't worry, you can bring your mom to cuddle you afterwards.
>its an estonia finds a way out of the fight thread
>>66439260
>>66439275
whew
someone get these boys to do a skype video call promo
>>66439194
this, estonia is a fucking pussy senpai
>>66439275
Well I want to have a fight instead going full retard
>>66434879
headbutt, see rampage/arona
>>66439286
This desu, I don't think its Lithcuck who's shook. He's ready and willing to do this whilst Estonia thinks he can get away with saying any old shit because it's an anonymous imageboard
I STAND WITH LITHKEK
>>66439053
>DNP is not a PED
remember when you were argueing with the other dutch guy that it was actually a PED, lmao
>>66439317
#JesuisLith
>>66439301
>fighting for your life
>full retard
pick one, pussy
you will feel more alive than ever before
>>66439260
you have no chance against me m8, I am simply too big
I am 6'7 120kg and ripped
>UFC 200
>Nate Diaz pulls out after being popped for WEED the day before
>UFC says that McGregor will face a mystery opponent
>McGregor come out first
>Lights dim
>this music hits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xxgRUyzgs0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xxgRUyzgs0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xxgRUyzgs0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0kIZH63DGs
>tfw a 5 year old has better jits then you do
Have any of you pussies even competed? Im just a d3 washout anf one time state wrestling champ who spars and im certain id trash every single one of you fucks.
>>66439355
>This burger trying to get that randy panty night from Lithcuck
>>66439355
>mfw a wrestler talks about sparring near me
>>66439321
lmao, I know it's practically not, but some studies have shown that it increases VO2max before vs. after cycle.
>>66439355
You're a redneck from some out of the way shithole state. Don't ever presume to know anything about me, my training or my past accomplishments. I'll make you wish you finished your education you hopeless fuck.
>>66430791
wwe home of my silverback legend ryback is for straight adult men
ufc gay dry humping for cry babies like cm punk
>>66439379
confirmed for being on PED's
I'll just assume you'll hop on some androgen too just pre-fight
FUCK THAT
ESTONIA YOU'RE TAKING EVERYTHING I'VE WORKED FOR MOTHERFUCKER
LITHKEK I WANT TO FIGHT YOUR FUCKING ASS
YOU KNOW WHAT THE REAL MONEY FIGHT IS. ME. NOT THESE RARE FLAGS YOU RESPOND TO ON HEEM
>>66439401
>NOT THESE RARE FLAGS YOU RESPOND TO ON HEEM
brilliant
ESTONIA
YOU ABSOLUTELY SUCK
I'm very happy you won that fight Estonia, but I was not impressed by your performance and I look forward to fighting you in the near future.
>>66439347
>mfw punk beats conor via head and arm choke
lithcuck vs estonia soon to be on bellator
>>66439342
Meh. At least I can trust you. If you are bracebreh then heal up and we can go
>>66439401
Ehh, ehh
You know, I like mewment, mmmm..., so move your ass to Lithuania and we can talk, you *insert rehearsed line*
OP NO DISRESPECT TO YOU OR THE HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE IN THIS THREAD
BUT I HAVE A MESSAGE FOR ONE MAN
LITHKEK GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER IM WAITIN FOR YOU
>>66439478
THE ANACONDA VICE HE GOT IT! BUT WAIT WHATS THIS?! HIS OPPONENT GRABBED THE FENCE AND FORCED THE STAND UP!
most of you fucking pussies are all talk. At least, to some extent, I can respect lithcuck for taking the challenge, but everyone else talking shit is just an utter bitch. Until you sign the fight with the winner of our fight, I don't want to hear another word from you.
>>66439508
the drunk russian is gonna heem your midget crushing ped ass famalam
>>66439508
this would be fine coming from lithcuckold but from you? you stupid PED-taking, give-me-half a-year because you probably barely trane fuck
>>66439053
>people have already forgotten about the want/think thread
>>66439508
we can have the pre fight conference on heemspeak
>>66438783
I think they will do Rockhold vs Weidman III at MSG. Chris will win the belt back in rockholds home state and then defend it in his own.
>>66439508
I would fight you both at the same time if you could afford to make it over here. You come the champ, not the other way around.
>>66439549
>using the autismspeak
I have already stated my opinion on that platform. I will never degrade myself to be part of some fucking beta 'social club'. Wolves don't eat with the sheep.
>>66439577
>inb4 lithcuck shows up with the whole heemspeak crew like pic related and fucks u and ur team's shit up
>>66439577
>wolf
>posting on a Mongolian stamp exchanging board
pick one
>>66439508
You are so fake. It's unbelievable. You're not interested in taking this fight at all, you're scared of the bigger man so now you've resorted to shitposting away all the sweet time you have left, because you KNOW your gig is up soon.
Make the most of it pussy, you're done.
>>66439577
Good man.
>>66439577
your posts read like they come from an autists mouth, i'm sure you'd fit in there
>>66439577
>>66439595
I would love to see you fight the Swede who trains at Allstars, he would beat your PED abusing ass
>>66439567
Don't shut up.
>>66439595
im the one in the white
>>66439595
the entire GDP of Lithuania wouldn't be enough to afford that many train tickets
Lithcuck is MAH BOY
Estonia is gonna get rekt
>>66439628
this
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/3/28/11313750/morning-report-ufc-200-joe-rogan-conor-mcgregor-nate-diaz-jon-jones-fedor-mma-news
>Conor thinks he was winning round 2
top kek
>>66439651
He was
>>66439595
been training jits for years
WUT MUTHAFUCKA WUT!
>>66439657
(You)
>>66439627
I fucked up. I didn't read the post thoroughly. I thought he wrote that lihtcuck shows up with his lith friends like in his webm. So my post didn't make sense.
http://strawpoll.me/7208862
http://strawpoll.me/7208862
http://strawpoll.me/7208862
http://strawpoll.me/7208862
http://strawpoll.me/7208862
>tfw I would get heemed by everyone in here
>>66439053
>deep analytical (and rational) thinking
Remember yesterday when you revealed that you LITERALLY do not understand what the word "rational" means
>>66439681
not until I'm still here.
>>66439616
This in fact he could actually heem every here
very important poll
>>66439671
>memestonia voting for himself
>lithcuck not confident enough to gote
ayy lmao, what a bunch of cuck amateurs bring back the swede
Fresh /UFC/ general
>>66439701
>>66439701
>>66439701
>>66439683
the fact that your puny little brains don't understand complex philosophical thinking doesn't mean you are right.
>>66439508
I would heem you into a living death m8
>>66439665
>tfw I unironically think he lost R1 but was winning R2
>>66439709
this guy
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