OTT:Clarke MacArthur finished for 2015-16
CAR:Victor Rask scores twice in win over NJ
EDM:Report: Nail Yakupov asked for trade
COL:Matt Duchene out another couple of games
EDM:Connor McDavid stretches point streak to 7
COL:Mikko Rantanen done with Avalanche this year
MIN:Dubnyk pitches 29 save shutout vs Avs
DET:Pavel Datsyuk picks up 600th assist in loss
PIT:Phil Kessel has five points in win over Wings
BUF:Sam Reinhart has two points in win over WPG
DAL:Antti Niemi will start vs. Sharks
TB:Nikita Kucherov will be game-time decision
>>66434297
Fucking dirty bitches
Who /favorites to win East/ here in new thread?
bill thread
>>66434327
yeah, are there any caps and panthers fans here?
>>66434314
>turn it on for last 2 minutes
>its a fucking review
who the fuck cares just play the game
he was gonna be deported anyway
IT'S HAPPENING
fun to watch teräväinen dominate canucks.
Only two of these players were 18 when their rookie season started, can you name which two?
>8-2-0
Damn must be nice to be a pongs fan
>>66434365
>caps
>past the second round
>panthers
>out of the 1st round
>>66434403
who gives a shit. Selänne and Ovie based as fuck again.
>>66434289
it's over, so don't really have to watch it
>>66434403
crosby and mcdavid
>>66434421
could be true if they were on the west. East has only shitty teams outside of panthers and caps who would be "ok" teams on west.
Who /comfy and Bill/ here
>>66434443
the pongs and blots stand a much better chance than the caps or kitties
WE COMMIN' FOR YA
>>66434453
lol no.
>>66434447
>tfw Malkin back for playoofs
>>66434458
>wanting shitty finnish busts on our team
dont do this
>>66434458
now WE just need oilers/laffs to start winning... big ask, i know
>>66434463
good post
>>66434475
Tell the refs to stop screwing >us
should I make a twitter to follow hockey fags for news and shit? I already get notifications from the nhl app and I pop into /hoc/ if anything's going on. am I missing anything?
>rags
>>66434327
yasss
>>66434568
>rags
>>66434470
>implying we're not gonna lose for Matthews
>implying we're not gonna finish deadlast and get cucked into picking 4th anyways
>vanpooper
>>66434630
also inb4
>we
>>66434577
>Bombston B. Ruins
>Favourites to win East
Lmao
>>66434645
>Being this mad that the worst NHL team scored twice on your "Elite" team
>chris higgins
>zero Canadian teams in the playoffs
>Detroit may miss the playoffs
This is a good year
>>66434778
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CPlF-IEkXQ
the penguins beat the rangers 3 times this month
>>66434778
Stupid carolina screwing everything up
>>66434853
whoops, forgot about new jersey
>>66434853
That's actually pretty cool. It'd be cooler if Carolina didn't blow. If Colorado flips with Minnesota, it'd be even better.
7 games to go in the central and we still have no idea who is going to be in what order.
God damn it!
>>66434881
It doesn't really matter what order really. The Central bracket is going to be hell on ice, and the winner will take the Cup. The only way they lose is if the teams are too damn tired after 2 rounds.
>>66434866
>forgot about new jersey
They're pretty easy to forget about
>>66434853
>>66434866
link to map plox
Straightest line possible.
>>66434899
>gretzky dubs while bashing new jersey
based
>>66434911
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6f/NHL_teams_and_conferences_map_-_2013-2014_realignment.svg/1100px-NHL_teams_and_conferences_map_-_2013-2014_realignment.svg.png
>>66434885
Cheeky
>>66434899
The only reason I remember they're a hockey team half the time is because of the Seinfeld episode
>>66434927
thanks
>>66434934
I said I wouldn't paint my face anymore. As you can see, this isn't my face.
MAP THREAD
POST WHATEVER /HOC/ MAPS YOU GOT
>>66434959
THE DEVILS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftUR6AFTNMA
Even Seinfeld gets in the >rags action
>>66434959
I'm surprised I don't see this image around more, but then again there's no such thing as a Devils fan
>>66434993
Read that as "Bevis" in your pic at first.
Booze is kicking in
>>66434997
this one needs some updating
>>66435016
>Blackhawks
>Not the worst fanbase
>>66435034
its from awhile ago. before people bitch about laffs and oilels success its also organized by cup wins
>>66435016
>mad at sandwich
>>66435074
Move Capsfags to the right
>>66435074
Cause they can't handle the bantz
>>66434577
I don't know if they're favorites, but they're certainly better than they have any business being this year
>>66435074
Move Philthy and canucks all the way to the right, move ducks, bruins, and hawks over more to the right
>le fanbase douchebag metric
AKA how much you dislike the team+limited sample size of fans ive met on the internet faggot index
>>66435074
I'll do my opinion of a new one one of these days. from that I think right now to move
>oilels left
>cantpucks left
>stors right
>blots right
>shitcago right
>kongs right
>>66435095
goals in = goals out
>>66435108
no thats this one. >rags fan I take it?
>>66435074
The entire left side except for Oilers are teams that have literally no fans
>>66435130
No thats the 9000 hours in ms paint time wasting measurement
>>66435137
thatsthepoint.jpg
>>66435137
i noticed this too
>>66435108
I personally find every fanbase is largely identical in its behavior and perception of other fanbases. Some have a bit more arrogance, sure, but those fans usually cheer for successful teams, so the boisterousness is to be expected, and ultimately no fanbase is any "worse" than the other.
Except the >rags.
>shit team
>shit fans
>shit franchise
>rags
>>66435137
Hard to have annoying fans when you have none
Better?
>>66435152
you cant paint bucket a few spots white in less than 9000 hours?
>>66435163
it always makes me ree when someone has the flyers higher than the pens
>>66435109
>Cantpucks left
>Destroyed their entire city when their team lost>Not douchebags
>>66435180
Not when I'm stopping to meme on you for 8999.5 hours
>>66435177
You are an oilers fan.
>>66435199
but now thats just funny to think about
>>66435016
>>66435074
>laffs that high
Since when did the more fans=worse fans meme start and when will it die?
>>66435208
Of course
>>66435178
>Who?
#triggered
>>66434556
>he doesnt use the score app for all his sporting needs
>fucking pleb
>>66435237
2010, this year, not a meme though
>>66435237
When bandwagoners stop existing. Notice how the shittiest fans are only here in October?
>all those dead things fan talking about MUH NEXT HASEK MUH NEXT YZERMAN
>>66435237
now is not your time to talk
>>66435177
>kings more douchy than hawks and ducks
Fuck I'm triggered right now
>>66435245
friendly bantz
>>66435275
...is that even a question? Kings fans are the fucking worst
>>66435275
go post some hilarious facebook memes and put your trip back on faggot
>>66435295
Post what team you root for and your reason for saying this you coward
Do these look like the stats of a sober, innocent rookie of the year?
>>66435325
My reason for saying this is your 2 posts right here. My team I cheer for is Chicago.
>>66435325
Not him but they're all sweaty beaners. The only team worse than them are the Shithawks
>>66435325
>get called out
>try to bully anonymous people by demanding what team they cheer for
This is why >kongs fans are the worst
I was out at the bars last night and met a canadian dude who was so drunk the legit thought the leafs were in the playoffs every year like the wings. I had to physically restrain myself from not roflcoptering on the floor of a crowded bar
>>66435336
>Chicongo '''''''''''''''fan''''''''''''' calling another team's '''''''''''''''''fans'''''''''''''''' bad
>>66435352
>NO UR A DOUCHE
>refuses to justify this statement
>>66435358
>>66435381
stinky smelly beaners everyone
>Shitcongo and Kongs fans arguing about whose worse
Further proof they both have the shittiest fans along with the >rags
>>66435391
I'm not a Kongs fan you dipshit.
>>66435346
That's both racist and a huge generalization based on no real facts
>>66435381
>being this triggered
The X axis in the chart is bro-douchebag. Your behavior here isn't changing anything. A bro fanbase would just ignore being shit on
>>66435413
u bang esse?
>>66435416
your bro fanbases dont react to getting shat on because they don't exist.
All this banter is pretty comfy tbqh
>>66435401
I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT FANBASE YOU ARE YOU COWARD
>>66435443
I'm not even the same guy you fucking mong. I'm a Preds fan.
at least philthy isn't here
>>66435401
>defending the honor of stinky smelly beaners
Bern victim detected
>>66435451
don't you mean youre the preds fan?
>>66435451
falseflag innocent perds fans won't save you spic
>>66435448
>rags
>>66435178
When it comes to Chicago ,you're either a bandwagon fan or a butthurt jelly fag. There is no in between.
>>66435468
I'd be willing to wager that there are more chink fans in vancouver and middle eastern fans in toronto than there are mexican fans in LA
>>66435496
You would be wrong
>>66435496
ahahahahahha
>>66435496
Considering there's only 200 Kongs fans total, you're clearly right
>>66435496
Since the >kongs missed the playoffs last year you're right
>>66435524
They've still sold out every game
how can one fanbase be so stinky smelly beaner?
>kongs
>kongs
>kongs
>>66435581
>kongs
>>66435598
>pongs
KONGO BONGOS
>>66435477
Tennessean is a shit newspaper
Anyone got the >kongs elimination day?
>mad at Kings
>>66435654
Mad kongs fan detected
>>66435664
based
>kongs
You may only post Kongs if your team has made the playoffs every year for the last 6 years and won and won at least two cups during that span. Otherwise you are just a turbo cuck
>>66435696
>every year for the last 6 years
what about last year jose?
>>66435639
Nashville is a shit hockey market
>>66435696
>kongs
>>66435696
>kongs
>>66435696
>kongs
Anyone here like memes?
>>66435696
>BEING THIS BUTTBLASTED
>kongs >kongs >kongs >kongs >kongs >kongs >kongs >kongs >kongs >kongs >kongs >kongs >kongs >kongs >kongs >kongs >kongs >kongs >kongs >kongs >kongs >kongs >kongs >kongs >kongs >kongs >kongs >kongs >kongs >kongs
http://video.oilers.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=802789&catid=4
Relive the glory of the >kongs
>>66435761
there's no impact font on this picture how do I know youre a real kongs beaner/.
>>66435748
>El club de hockey Los Angeles Kings
>>66435761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHNyFWd2Jdw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CF-X9mhiGg
>weak canadian voice
>looks like a smelly hobo
>can only chirp and never fight
lmao kongsfags are delusional
>>66435696
Soooo Hawks fans are allowed to ridicule the Kongs? Fantastic
>>66435664
goddamn I almost forgot it was 2 games they choked in a row. Epic collapse.
>kongs
>>66435748
>alberta 2- burritos 0
>>66435709
14 teams missed the playoffs last year
>>66435800
certainly none of them call themselves a "dynasty" right?
>>66435797
Yeah but we cucked you 5-0 last time >we played
>>66435811
>regular season games
Also I made this like a year ago when he changed teams, it seems super appropriate now.
>>66435836
Wow how original and epic
Upvoted and subscribed
>>66435826
May I remind you of the last time they played in the playoffs?
>>66435852
May I remind you that the last time the Kongs played a playoff game was 2 years ago?
>6 games left
>94 points
Can this sober, innocent man do it? Or will he choke like a typical American?
>>66435894
>blackhawks
He'll find a way to mess it up
>>66435894
He's been really cold the last couple weeks. 4 of his last 9 games he has points. He looked pretty damn good tonight, so I hope he could do it.
>>66435894
Go back home to Buffalo for a day and visit the UB cheerleading team to reinvigorate himself, if you catch my drift.
I really want to see Ottawa get a cup tbqh. They deserve it
>>66434985
>every game is a laffs home game division
should just circle the whole map tbH
>>66435975
No they don't, they're fucking shit
>>66435975
They dont deserve jack squat
>>66436033
Who does then f4m?
The lightning will win the cup
>deserve
Cups are earned. You have to win them by being the best. If you didn't win it you weren't the best and didn't deserve shit
>>66436064
True, but the Sens have a cool logo so I want to see them win something
>>66436060
You gonna use that gun when they don't?
>>66436076
Their color scheme is fugly and their sweater is crap
>>66435836
>not so much, Leafs did a progress (in game, not in pts yet)
>>66436054
If I had to choose a team that deserves it that isn't my team...
For me, I guess maybe Vancouver? Although they don't have a shot for a very long time. Although they're a pretty big rival for the Hawks, Dallas has one hell of a team that I wouldn't completely hate losing. But Hawks are going to beat them so it won't happen.
>>66436054
Nobody deserves the cup, whoever wins the cup is who the cup goes to. The sens will never deserve the cup until they beat the other team in a SCF
>>66436086
>But Hawks are going to beat them so it won't happen.
Good meme
>>66436090
shut the fuck up nerd
>>66435975
They were tanking before it was cool, literally Edmonton and Pittsburgh tier
>picking 1st, 1st, 1st, 2nd and 3rd in five consecutive years and having no cup to show for it
I get that they were an expansion franchise but you have to do better with a chance like that
>this crackhead is the captain of the canucks
Top meme no wonder they're so shit
>>66436090
Incredibly insightful analysis like this is why I come to these threads.
>>66436136
crack doesn't make you look like that william jr
You have to win the cup to win the cup
>>66436142
Someone literally already said that
>>66436104
I have to pretend. They've been struggling hard lately, but they always seem to struggle in February / March then pull it together. Do I think they have a shot at the Cup this year? For sure. Am I confident in it? Not really, not nearly as much as in years past.
>>66436172
nuhuh
Hi guys, can you advise me and tell me if this "handset" (combiné in french) is sure to go?
It seems the playoffs approaching and I understood caps like to "keep the cock in hand"
Wings tryhard to be in the playoffs, so perhaps they will win.
And for the finland match you guys already advice me.
>>66436114
>>66436142
You probably also think Lundshit deserves a cup
Which team was the worst cup winner ever? My vote is Spanish Flu but the rags are a close 2nd
Hey guys, Pete Chiarelli here.
I'm looking to move former 1st overall pick, WJC gold medalist, NHL Rookie of the Month of April, 2013
Nail Yakupov
I'm being flooded with offers so please keep it simple with what assets you would be offering up in exchange for this fine young man(future captain material)
>>66436172
That was sarcasm you fucking mongoloid
>Nobody deserves the cup, whoever wins the cup is who the cup goes to. The sens will never deserve the cup until they beat the other team in a SCF
Is probably the dumbest thing I've ever read
Quick question here guys, should be pretty simple to answer, but I just can't seem to figure it out
>How he king with no ring?
>>66436227
Sorry Canada. Forgive me
>>66436229
lrn2grntxt
>>66436090
you're a fucking faggot
>>66436222
Dean Lombardi here, I'll give you a 5th rounder and get this, I'll also give yo NOT one, NOT two, BUT THREE entire 100% authentic genuine bags of pucks
>>66436237
np bb
>>66436222
Glen slather here
How does the Rangers next 2 first round picks sound?
>>66436237
Fuckin cuck
>>66436246
As are you
>>66436209
The results in single games are very memey in hockey compared to some of the bigger sports, the bottom teams can always beat the top ones on a good day. I expect Buffalo to beat Detroit tomorrow for example. Better to just bet on the Stanley Cup winner before the season. Like choosing Hawks, Kings and a third team that's undervalued.
But yes Kärpät is the best and deepest team in the Finnish league so that's a good choice.
>McDavid, Ekblad, MacKinnon, D. Strome, Fabbri, Bennett, S. Reinhart, Nurse, Dal Colle, Theodore, Ritchie, Crouse, Sanheim, Morrisey, Bowey & Petan
>Karlsson, Klefbom, Klingberg, Larson, Ekman-Larsson Lindholm, Rakell, Janmark, Silfverberg, A. Nylander, W. Nylander, Kempe, Pastranak & Forsberg
>Barkov, Honka, Pulkinnen Mi.Granlund, Ma.Granlund, Virtanen, Pakarinen, Rantannen, Donskoi, Kapanen, Vatanen, Juolevi, Puljujarvi, Laine & Aho
Who's to blame for this? I'd place it on the national level professional scouting ranks. Those Finnish scouts and GM's would rather scour SHL affiliate games for talent rather than push to create their own Junior league.
>>66436314
Thanks for the advice! Should I put on Kärpät and the two other or just choose one of them ?
>>66436362
I don't know what you're getting at here senpai
>>66435664
And the full
>>66436531
I was so happy that nobody was attention whoring so badly so nobody posted this right away and then you came along
>yfw the Flyers go from barely making the cup to Stan Lee cup Winners
>>66436539
You seem upset
Are you a kings fan?
>>66435477
I'm a preds fan too but I usually shitpost on /nfl/
How likely are the Preds to win this cup? If seguin is out for the Stars I think they're one and done, and then I think the Western Conference is open to anyone,
>>66436575
Preds have quietly been the best team in the league for the last 6 weeks. But because they're in the central it probably means they get stuck with the Hawks or Kings first round. If they get past the first round they might have a shot.
>>66436575
fuck off
>>66436575
Preds had their chance last year, and they blew it. I'd like to see them win, but the fucked up their shot.
>>66436593
this is very wrong
>>66436605
Am I?
Honestly I've been more interested in the bottom half of the standings for a while now....
>>66436614
I fucking hate reading your posts and you do this shit every night. stop talking like a fag
>>66436593
I think they have both especially if they get Vesey, he'll definitely boost up our 3rd/4th lines to make every line potent for us
>>66436594
What are you mad about?
>>66436602
Ehhhh a young forsberg with no number 1 center, it was rebuilding if anything, even this year isn't an indictment of the Predators in 2 or 3 years when Vesey, Forsberg, Fiala, Josi, and hopefully Johansen are in their primes
Still can't believe Drew sang the national anthem on Saturday. amazing
>>66436593
>thinking the Hawks are going to be first in the Central
I don't think you've even looked at the standings
>>66436624
>Ehhhh
fuck off
>>66436564
All because of Floridian meme magic
A steady diet of daily pubsubs as a child will do that to you
>>66436643
>this mad
How's it feel following a shitty organization?
You faggots need to stop responding to this trip nigger right now
>>66436689
>unironically liking lipnitskaya
You're the loser who saves pictures of some ugly loli mongoloid on your computer
>>66436680
>one of your most liked teams outside the Hawks is the Sparkledogs
Christ. How can you not hate Doan and Smith and that trashbag organization?
>>66436689
Why do you always get asspained and derail threads
You're as bad as a tripfag tbqh
Look at how desperate it is for attention. These are the niggers that try to enter our hockey discussion. Do not allow them here
>>66436736
Why do you avatarfag? It's actually pretty sickening
>>66436733
Why do you respond to them
Why do you hit enter so much
>>66436744
Yes respond to me retard
>>66436727
*Senpai noticed me.
It's more a how much do I hate them. As you can plainly see the only other team that I like is the one with both Halak and Tavares on it. Mostly due to dank memes.
>>66436744
Shut the fuck up nobody care just let him post qts
>>66436680
>He likes the Oilers
Every Hawksfan I know hates them for Sam Gagnes 8 pt night and for 9-2.
>>66436756
No just stop man. You actually kill these threads with your shit.
You can be a dipshit just don't avatarfag
>>66436758
I care. And when he posts traffic goes a lot slower because he creeps the fuck out of people that want to meme and talk hockey.
>>66436772
That would be the point faggot now shut the fuck up
>>66436778
oh no you cant post ebin menes right now? Shut the fuck up
>>66436772
You're the only one complaining
>>66436778
He posts memes and talks about hockey too though.
>>66436762
Really? I mean I don't even think of that when I think of the Oileys. Hell, I don't even think of the Oileys. That was a regular season game that had no real effect on anything.
>>66436757
Dank memes are always a good reason
>tripfag enters /hoc/
>>66436758
>mongoloid slav
>qt
Pick one
also
>autists being this mad about not being able to make a trip
>angry pedo degenerate ruining another thread
Night bros
>>66436762
Not huge on the oilers hate. I personally love watching their games, they are a wild card in enjoy ability.
this is your average southern weeb tripfag
>>66436789
If you aren't avatarfagging (which is against the rules btw) what would you call your little unique trait?
>>66436832
This. See you in the morning dudes.
>>66436838
Pedophilia
>>66436837
I don't think he has one worthwhile post ever
>>66436820
>Caps
Jesus fucking christ just go back to /nfl/
http://strawpoll.me/7206937
>>66436854
he seems to have a lot of issues
>>66436854
>I got banned for posting pictures of Italian Beef in a hockey thread
>this degenerate is still allowed to exist
>>66436837
That is understandable rage, rinne was the primary reason for those 4-1 blow outs from september to january
Only reason he's actually performing well now is because Johansen is a solid 2 way center and Josi/Weber have been playing much better now
Either way if there's anything blocking the Predators from winning it all it'll be Rinne's inconsistencies against solid opponents.
>>66436868
look at how important he thinks he is
>>66436860
Stop talking about me
>>66436860
http://strawpoll.me/7206947
of course this thing likes the perds he's a fucking hill billy
Realistically, whats it going to take for the Kings, Hawks or Ducks to NOT win the west?
>>66436883
A tripfaggot who thinks he is important? You don't say
>>66436909
Minnesota magic
>defends lolis one day
>shits on them 5 days later
this is even worse than habsolutely. are all football faggots like this?
>>66436931
>>66436907
>>66436883
>>66436865
Lmao are these all in hockey threads? Jesus
>>66436909
The Stars goalies magically become good
>>66436931
>Complains about Yulia posting
>Has lolis in his HDD
>>66436946
no he's a tripfag so he posts in tripfag handegg general. apparently he's only 19 and is a weeaboo that lives in bumfuck nowhere carolina. this ones pretty bad
yuliaposter was right do not talk to this faggot
>>66436961
>19 year old BOY
>girls are ICKY
>>66436961
>not living in a bumfuck town
Enjoy your niggers, faggot
>>66437005
he can't even buy a beer. I bet he lets uncle cletus touch him so he can have a sip of his budweiser
>>66436988
Nobody likes you. Why are you still here? You're a disgusting pedophile and all you do is shit up the threads.
>>66436909
Stars have some young guys that are really damn good, so I could see them being good for a while.
>>66437028
They are full meme right now, they only have good offense. Their defense and goalies are horrific
>>66437028
>chiraq """""""""""""""""hockey_____knowledge""""""""""""""""""
Who do you want to see win tomorrow? This is what Id like to see
>Jets beat Flylels
>Blue Jackets (lmao) beat C(r)aps
>Sabres beat Detroilet
>Tampa Bay beats the Laffs
>Avs beat Preds
>Coilers beat Cucks
>Yotes beat Flames
>Shorks beat Kongs
>>66437028
Stars are done for, Seguin's injury seems like it'll fuck him up pretty badly, and like everyone else says, they don't have any dmen or goalies to help out if their star players aren't performing 100%
Honestly I guess I'll be cliche and say the Predators can take on any of the Western conference teams soundly, only the Blackhawks can actually give them a run for the money and it all goes down to who'll make more mistakes Rinne or Crawford.
dear finlan,
which teams would you least like to see your two magical super prospects go to?
t. iderested
>>66436909
Blues and Preds are going to finally get past the first round, then Blues get to the WCF against the Cucks. Blues win because Getzlaf forgot to shine his head before game seven and was unable to blind Elliot with reflections.
>>66437096
What will really happen
>Flylels
>C(r)aps
>Detroilet
>Tampa Bay
>Preds
>Cucks
>Yotes
>Shorks
When are the Oilers going to be back in the ploffs?
>>66437124
any canadian team
>>66437199
When they move to slc and use Mormon magic
>>66437096
>flyers
>caps i guess, don't really care though
>wongs
>laffs
>preds
>Oilers
>Flames
>Kongs
Islanders should also go on a big losing streak.
>>66437212
Would they be called the "Salt Lake City Mormons"?
>>66437181
A Coilers meme win would be great. I'll be rooting for them tomorrow
>>66437225
>>66437225
Hope the islanders choke on Tuesday 2bh. A Laffs meme win would be great too but I don't see if happening
>>66437200
bad news pegga
:D:D:D:D:D:D
>>66437124
Out of the six teams with less than 70 points:
1. Columbus. Dysfunctional franchise that can't develop prospects.
2. Edmonton. The same, but at least there's McDavid.
3. Vancouver. They'll struggle to make the playoffs for a few years until Benning is fired and the Sedins retire, then enter a 5-10 year rebuild.
Toronto's revamped front office and player development look promising, the only downside is they'll never, ever win the cup.
Calgary and Winnipeg look the best out of the bottom teams.
>all canadian teams have not missed the playoffs since 79
>>66437336
not made the playoffs at the same time since 79*
goodnight /hoc/
>yfw mcmeme scores 15 points in his last 4 games because he destroys the >cantpucks' boipussies
Auston Matthews (18 years and 6 months old):
>NLA regular season:
2nd in ppg, 10th in points, 4th in goals, 27th in assists
>NLA playoffs:
0+3 in 4 games, eliminated in the 1st round to the bottom seeded team
>WJC:
Scored 11 points, choked in the semifinal, "won" bronze
Sebastian Aho (18 years and 8 months old - born 55 days before Matthews):
>FEL regular season:
2nd in ppg, 9th in points, 4th in goals, 12th in assists
>FEL playoffs:
3+5 in 5 games thus far
>WJC:
Scored 14 points, won gold
Assuming for the sake of argument that the Swiss and Finnish leagues are roughly equivalent (even though the FEL is clearly better in reality), which one of these promising young centers would you rather have on your team?
>>66437496
Aho is elite center and elite winger. He can do it all.
>>66437496
Is he draft eligible this year?
>>66437574
No, he was one of the youngest prospects available last year. Canes took him in the 2nd round, 35th overall.
Goodnight
>>66437496
wow... he did it as a defenseman as well
great swedish prospect, gonna have my eyes on him now
>>66437583
Oh I see.
Which top prospect was it that was like a day past the deadline for a draft and someone took a flier on him and tried to claim that if you counted leap years he was old enough. Was it Ovi?
>>66437619
sounds like the other russian, bure
>>66437619
Yeah it was Ovie, the Panthers tried to draft him in the 9th round in 2003 by arguing that leap days should be added to his age.
>>66437628
Yeah, the draft rules were a bit different then, most scouts believed Bure hadn't played enough games that year and would only be draft eligible the next season, the Canucks scouts were the only ones who realized exhibition games counted too. I believe the Red Wings tried to draft him in an earlier round but couldn't prove he was draft eligible.
>>66437496
Neither. I'll take Nolan Patrick in 2017 please.
draft lottery is 30 April
>>66437953
Reminder that finns will be butthurt when Laine isn't picked first, but say that they're glad he doesn't end up on whatever team that gets the pick
>mfw all 3 California teams are in the playoffs and no Canadian teams are
>>66437496
The choking in the playoffs was because Crawford was trying to force Matthews, tiring him and his line out, while not using the team's depth.
>>66434993
You probably have that picture because you jagoff to it you twink.
>>66435714
How many people in the state of Tennessee have even put on a pair of ice skates in their life?
>>66436632
Ugh fucking LA fans. Did you even watch the hockey game?
>Wake up
>See score
>Rangers
Post yfw
>>66438739
wew pulju to nigdroit
Since /hoc/ is dead, here are some dead last players
Worst starting goaltenders (40+ GP)
The 1A/1B duo of >Finnish goaltending in Dallas have been particularly effective
Note that Ondrej Pavelec's injury saved him from the honor of being tied with Cam Ward on this list
>>66439450
>dullass
Minus leaders. Looks like Horvat's winning the green jacket this year.
>>66439527
>canada
>>66439527
Vanpooper looks like they tried to copy Dallas' strategy about completely abandoning defense, only they forgot about trying to become an effective offense too.
Most GP by players with 0 points
Ruutu entered the final year of his contract and has a salary of $5M for zero contribution on the ice. So he's pretty much like a trust fund babby whose hobby is skating leisurely thrice a week.
Honorable mention to Florida 4th liner Wilson who's played 31 games in his career over three years and has not registered a single point at the NHL level.
>>66439656
delet this
t. tuomo
What will happen to /hoc/ if Panthlels win the Stanley Cup?
>>66439736
They won't, they can't beat LA or the Hawks.
>>66439736
memes
>mfw Kitties win the Stan Leeb Owl
>>66439736
I will laugh my ass off.
Defensive trainwrecks. Goals against per 60 minutes (500+ min played)
Number #1 might surprise you!
>>66439736
Another offseason where /hoc/ is mad at sandwiches
>>66439736
it'd be like the canes winning the cup. nothing speciail and nobody will hate it but sweeds and maybe the blots
>>66439786
Delete this
>>66439786
>Connor McBust
>literally the worst player in league when it comes to defence
Artillery
>>66439786
remind me again how much brooks orpik is getting paid
>>66439736
Forget that. How assmad would it be if the Wild won?
Fucking pandemonium.
>>66439829
too many finns desu, unlikely to make it past the 1st round let alone win the St.Li B0wl
>>66439786
>on the best team in the post-lockout era
>6th highest GA/60
how
Anti-possession players
These fine individuals have have abandoned all earthly desires - including the desire to touch a puck with a stick - and are the closest to nirvana. Jarret Stoll gets this year's Buddhist Participation Trophy. Honorable mention to Rangers top pairing defenseman Dan Girardi.
>>66439858
>GF60 3.70
He is literally goodKarlsson
>>66439829
Oh my lawd your delusion knows no bounds
>>66439858
he was hurt most of the year so they did most of their winning without him
Still can't believe they made that comeback for the win against Ottawa after being down 3-0 in the 3rd. Plus GOAT logo and goal horn.
>>66439916
go trim the bushes
>>66439916
Ducks old jerseys we're absolutely based. GOAT no doubt, nothing really comes close
>>66439829
>Minnesota
>Winning championship
Pick one, the whole state of Minnesota is a choking hazard. Vikings, 4 superb owls no wins. Wild,started off season great, now fighting for wildcard spot to lose the first round. Timberwolves, one of those teams you forget exist.
>>66439938
That'd be LA senpai.
>>66439986
>beaners are this delusional
>>66440000
Czeched, but you've obviously never left your basement and been anywhere except your hometown. Anaheim is where the rich old white people of LA live to escape the beaners
>>66440046
>made up bullshit graphic vs actually being there.
>>66440000
Who's your team m8?
made some /hoc/ related pokememes for everyone to enjoy. let me know if you have any requests.
>>66440067
Why the fuck would anyone go to anaheim lel
>Hawks make the playoffs again
Whos gonna fucking stop them this time? Prolly no one F A M
will the yotes ever be elite?
>>66440224
The question should be why not. Get out there and do shit.
Wheres sweden
will the isles defense ever be good enough to take them to the finals?
>>66440238
If they manage a top 3 pick again this year they just might be in a couple seasons.
>>66440238
Not anytime soon, m8.
>>66440223
Make golduck into an anahiem golduck
lmao jessi slaughter goes by a boys name now and prefers the pronouns of they and them
>>66440264
not a bad idea, this is the only ducks one I have so far
>>66440259
sweden is busy developing bust goalers
>>66440272
Houndour is still a great pkmn
>>66440264
>>66440285
yeah he's pretty qt. might even be decent at hockey.
Is the reason for Minnesotans believing they are the "state of Hockey" because of the Miracle on Ice USA team?
Most of the players on that team were minnesotan collegiate players.
>>66440301
go away darkie
>>66440301
I think "state of hockey" was just a marketing campaign by the new team that happened to catch on with the fans because they are alcoholic child diddlers.
>>66440260
Islanders are 12th in GF, and 11th in GA.
>>66440265
2013 pls go
>>66440297
Noice
>>66440354
regular season numbers senpai. their defenseme get routinely exposed come the postseason when they are consistently targeted. they're missing a legit 1D.
>>66439964
The season hasn't even ended and you're still mad.
>>66440346
>forgetting the flyers and devils shitposters
>>66440379
routinely? they made the playoffs twice in recent years
first year it was a meme with shit team
last year half their defense was injured
the islanders defense is easily better than the complete garbage the pongs or the rags ice regularly
Penguins and/or Bill pokememe pls
>tfw wongs
Holy shit boys the ride is finally over after 24 years, feels badman, will any team ever be this dominate again?
>>66440457
>the islanders defense is easily better than the complete garbage the pongs or the rags ice regularly
well that's definitely true
>>66440471
here you go
>>66440488
oh dugtrio
>>66440400
I'm not mad my team's the ducks m8 minnesota just sucks at sports
>McDavid, Ekblad, MacKinnon, D. Strome, Fabbri, Bennett, S. Reinhart, Nurse, Dal Colle, Theodore, Ritchie, Crouse, Sanheim, Morrisey, Bowey & Petan
>Karlsson, Klefbom, Klingberg, Larson, Ekman-Larsson Lindholm, Rakell, Janmark, Silfverberg, A. Nylander, W. Nylander, Kempe, Pastranak & Forsberg
>Barkov, Honka, Pulkinnen Mi.Granlund, Ma.Granlund, Virtanen, Pakarinen, Rantannen, Donskoi, Kapanen, Vatanen, Juolevi, Puljujarvi, Laine & Aho
Who's to blame for this? I'd place it on the national level professional scouting ranks. Those Finnish scouts and GM's would rather scour SHL affiliate games for talent rather than push to create their own Junior league.
>>66440596
who's to blame for what exactly?
>>66440557
>ducks
build wall
>>66440403
I put the debbies logo twice cause schizo
>>66440687
See earlier posts I'm white AF m8
>>66440739
>beaner delusion
>>66440379
The islanders might be lacking a 1D but they have a pretty solid blue line. I would argue it's one of the better blue lines in the eastern conference.
>>66440225
Kings senpai
>>66440225
pic related
Laine vs. Pulju playoff series coming
>>66440911
Matthews vs swiss golf fields coming
>>66440976
don't even mention that busts, he's even too old for u18. Real hockey players are playing playoffs.
>>66441117
you know your team is shit when you have to cry refpuck against a fucking carolina.
>>66440754
Nigger I'm an Irishman from MS I'm as white as you get.
>>66440297
Hey poke bro you still in here I need a favor.
>>66441117
I feel like I'm wrong, but it feels like the league had an abundance of referee-based gaffes this year
every week has a new physical disruption around them, along with the usual shit
>>66441195
still here
>>66441168
>>66441196
there's that one, the yak one, the one with the rags when the ref was in the crease just off the top of my head
>>66441200
Can you slap the ducks logo on his chest. My phone app won't let me paste on photo onto another it just let's me draw.
>>66441221
buy a computer paco
>>66441233
Got a comp I'm just at school in the parking lot waiting for classes and still white.
>>66441208
how does the cryers losing change the fact that the pongs are shit and their fans love semen?
>>66441244
fuck off underage b&
>>66441221
like this?
>>66441252
College m8 also sp is a sfw board dumbass
>>66441260
>sp
underage b&. good luck passing community college
>>66441257
Almost but the other logo the ducks mask one, please and thank you
>>66441266
I'm at state but keep making assumptions
>>66441309
Thanks m8
>>66441244
jose?
A french canadian is trying to tell me the Swiss league is better than the Finnish league
Canadians, why haven't you nuked Quebec yet?
>>66441483
post hfboards link
Any requests?
>>66437496
good, hopefully the oilers don't get him
>>66441483
Both are shit and irrelevant
>>66441544
Not hfboards senpai
>>66441659
you still in that blabseal chat?
who /manlet/ here
who /5thline/ here?
>>66441796
do most finns know how to ice skate/play hockey?
>>66441863
Yes
>>66441894
why do most finns bandwagon whatever nhl team has a meme finnish player every year?
>>66441920
What do you mean with most finns
We hype the players, not teams
>>66441572
red wings psyduck pls
>>66441961
hes right though
finns bandwagoned the wild last year
now they have moved onto bandwagoning the panthers
lmao kessel has one 5 point night and they call him a star of the week, what a joke
>>66441961
>What do you mean with most finns
most finnish posters
>We hype the players, not teams
that's my point, there used to be several finnish wild fans, now there are several finnish panthers fans
>>66441996
We want success to our countrymen
>>66441181
>Irishman
go fuck yourself you appropriating yank
>>66441975
I have this
>>66442013
kessel was awesome last night faget
i hope the oilers dont get 1st overall, matthews is a confirmed bust and im afraid we'll actually keep him if we draft him
need one of those sexy finns
>>66441678
now THIS is a dank meme
>>66442059
Pulju looks like salami could be his father
>>66442085
that pig on the right had too much mustard on his sandwich
>>66442095
i thought he drank a glass of piss
>highest projected player from a civilized country is not even in top 5
vad is the world gommin to :DDD
>>66442108
he ate fuk_ponek's ass when he had diarrhea
>>66442126
kek
>>66442095
here ya go, feel free to save and share
>>66442045
>not even an original
you had one job
ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF ÖLF
>>66442137
Some of the best pokemons were the ones that came after the original 151
Also who /hockey/ here?
I bought tickets to a basketball game one time and their ticket sales people have called me 3 times in the last week trying to get me to come back.
never go to a basketball game.
>>66442153
>Some of the best pokemons were the ones that came after the original 151
DELETE THIS
>>66442159
dont worry, I'm white
>>66442166
I don't think so bud
>>66442159
>tfw a player from your favorite team calls you as a PR thing to sell season tickets
>>66435016
this is probably the dumbest fucking chart I've ever seen in my life
>>66442177
I'd never been and it was $20 so I did it.
>>66442183
mine's the same girl every time. I put her in my phone as ticket sales girl we're definitely gonna fuck
>>66442198
Good luck m8
can i get a
>rags
jigglypuff pls
>>66442337
I have a canes one
>>66442337
no the rag jews are meowth
>>66442337
I also have this
>>66442362
just tryna combine my smash main with >my favorite team you feel me?
>>66442179
its alright faggot i made it myself
>you will be as good in microsoft paint as me
>>66442479
The stick and the ice skates are a nice touch
>>66442479
Should be a golf club considering the season they're having..
>>66442337
here you go
>>66442512
implying philly wont choke
>>66442535
Detroit won't make it past the first round though, I even doubt they'll be able to go 7 games. So their golf season will only get slightly delayed
>>66442589
you're right desu. Washington surely couldn't choke this year with how stacked they are.
>>66442634
If they do find a way to choke it sure won't be on Detroit
>go to america
>get shot
>>66442672
yeah if Washington doesn't at least make it to the conference finals ill be pretty surprised
>>66442683
>don't go to america
>no playoffs
>>66442683
>go to kanada
>get weed
>>66442698
I wouldn't mind if they went all the way tbf
>>66442699
defending a country that constantly shits all over you
>swedes are truly cucks
>>66442731
It's all just a big shit fest family
>>66442731
>cuck
whoa didn't expect you to say that one again
>>66442716
Players i wouldnt mind seeing win the cup
>Ovechkin
>JU JU JU JU JU JUMBO JOOOOOEEEE
>Jarome Iginla
>>66442751
thats true. great analysis
>>66442754
Shane Doan
>>66442765
seems like a good leader but hes a dirty player who whines alot
>>66434447
this must be the best image in all of the internet
>>66434934
an because they have more stanley cups in a more recent time than you.
>>66442754
Jumbo "No cups" Joe will never win a cup
>>66442763
Thank you, sir
>>66435925
maybe it's remorse catching up with him.
>>66436064
>Cups are earned. You have to win them by paying the most. If you didn't win it you weren't the richest and didn't deserve shit
>>66436689
>nigger
racism isn't tolerated out of /b/
enjoy your b&
>player not good enough to make the NHL out of training camp
>rookie of the year
>>66436736
she looks goofy
>grease going full autismo
Why'd Canada sell its gold anyways?
>>66437496
>Sebastian Aho
who?
Jesse Pulljujarvi or the other guy, number 8 I think, Rambo, Rocky,something like that.
>>66443125
Because we have an infinite source
>>66443136
Repo
>>66443125
literally because its 2016 and they decided they don't need it anymore. they only had 3 tons anyway which is barely anything
>>66443125
Gold reserves are pointless in the current system where banks can basically "print" money whenever they want to.
Also this >>66443162
>>66443147
>>66443136
What the FUCK are you talking about
>>66443172
>he doesn't even know his own players
ridiculous to be honest
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