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Lel
>the country of canada
No canadians allowed in this thread.
>>66424479
Leaf back on
connor mcdavid
we comin for them draft picks nigga, matthews and the finns are going to serve superior hockey cities
Reminder to filter any country whos flag had a fucking leaf on it
>>66424517
Fuck off
I'm new to hockey. How come Canadian teams are so bad? Aren't Canada the country where hockey originated?
Maybe it's a temporary thing and a Canadian team was a dynasty or atleast won a cup during the last couple of years?
You can't explain it with climate or anything, since players can't really chose where to play.
Also, is there a state of hockey in the US? How many Stanley Cups does this state have?
>>66424517
Draft picks really helped turn Edmonton around
>0.001
the capital falls last
>>66424432
Why does iphone fag make every single thread now?
>>66424559
the capitals will fall first
13th for a deep predators playoff run?
>>66424594
possible
>>66424542
They are shit because of the NHL's communist system
>>66424542
The "state"of "hockey" actually has zero cups. No one knows why they call themselves that. They aren't good at hockey at any level. Not at the collegiate level, not at the minor, not at the major league level. They don't like hockey enough to pay for tickets and thus their teams leave them.
Also
Norge :3
>>66424658
>The "state"of "hockey"
Alaska?
>>66424667
Minnesota, you Fart eater
>>66424667
Get out
Well odds makers just upped the chances to 94.9%.
Thanks for playing Avsfags, don't ever come back.
>>66424697
>>66424697
I knew it, I was just adding to the joke
>Bustvechkin
>Crapitals
>>66420908
Always nice to see Patty Maroon still victimizing the kongs
Sweden:
Ericsson: 0+0+0.5
Hagelin: 2+0+0
Janmark: 2+0+0
Klingberg: 0+0+0.5
Eriksson: 0+1+0
Zibanejad: 0+0+0.5
E. Karlsson: 1+0+0
Silfverberg: 1+0+0
Lindholm: 1+0+0
Rakell: 1+0+0.5
Berglund: 1+0+0
Rask: 1+0+0
Ekholm: 1+0+0
Forsberg: 0+0+0.5
Järnkrok: 1+0+0
Hjalmarsson: 0+0+0.5
Läck: -1.3
Finland:
Granlund: 1+1+0
Koivu: 0+0+0.5
Haula: 0+1+0
Jokinen: 1+1+0
Barkov: 0+2+0
Teravainen: 1+0+0
Niemi: 1.4+1
Rask: 1.5+1
Ranta: 0.4+1
Korpisalo: -0.7
Rinne: 0.8+1
A good day for >finnish goaltending and a shit day for swedish goaltending. Which means that Finland wins with 15.9 to Sweden's 14.7.
I REPEAT IN CAPS, FINLAND WINS. FINLAND HAS WON SOMETHING. FINLAND IS THE BIG BOY OF THE DAY
>>66424714
Yeah, >we suck, but at least we know this feel, and the Pedesota Mild never, ever will :^)
>>66424840
BEST COUNTRY IN HOCKEY
>>66424432
>tfw going to be exposed during the playoffs by pens or rags
>>66424840
Ty sister
The oilers are finally on the brink of a Stanley cup victory. Mcdavid is 2nd in league in points per game. He's truly a franchise player.
are the bills canadian now?
I wouldn't mind if the jets got a new Teemu
>>66424542
The climate does contribute to it though when it comes to FAs. That's why pronger left the oilers. Other than that I blame management. Its been 23 years since a Canadian team has won a cup. Canadians are still the best players though.
>>66425127
>>66425146
>That's why pronger left the oilers
and went to the Whalers
I believe this is the fault of Le Weed and Hair man. He couldn't get us weed, or playoffs, but he got us these wonderful Muslims.
My country is a joke.
>>66425194
your country is a beacon of hope.
It's people like you who blemish it.
>>66425192
No grease.
>>66425206
Says grease. Pay your debts delinquent
>>66425207
Chris Pronger used to play for the Whalers, NHL '96 taught me that.
>>66425244
He went from the whalers to the blues for Shanahan. He went from the oil to the ducks and won a cup.
i dont know if i should be happy or sad that the oilers arent tanking this year and still in the bottom 5
i wonder what >we could have done without a retarded amount of injuries
>>66425264
>to the blues
you mean the team, or is it a nickname for the Oilers?
>>66425287
fuck off grease
>>66425303
what's your problem?
>>66425326
my team lost last night
I went to high school with Nathan Mackinnon ask me anything
>>66425339
How big is his dick
>>66425339
he seems like a fag, is he?
>>66425351
Nawh he was one of the two Halifax Mooseheads that were actually down to earth and nice at the time.
>>66425371
Answer my dick question faggot
>>66425371
oh ok, thats pretty cool
>>66425402
Never had gym with so I wouldn't know
>>66425423
Damn.
Baby Barkov >
>>66425339
did he talk about sidney crosby all the time?
>>66424840
Sweden, are you even trying?
>>66425462
No, infact he was really quiet. I saw Sydney Crosby at the Cole Harbour Cora's once though. Dude has huge fucking legs. Some kid asked him for an autograph.
>>66425500
did Sydney replywith the infamous copy pasta and then went to the rink without paying?
>>66425500
Did he have a big bulge
last day of the first week of the playoffs in my pool and I've got four guys active and my opponent has six guys active and he's likely going to win as a result
I spent the entire season in first place
hold me lads
>>66424840
>.5 for third assists
This is just retarded. How is a pass that sets up a goal less valuable than another?
I told you before, goals and assists 1 point. Saves one tenth of a point, ga minus 1. Wins plus 1, shut outs plus 1
>>66424840
>implying
>Finland
Mild. Granlund 3+1
Teravainen 3+0
Lehterä 0+1
M. Koivu 0+1
Haula 0+1
J. Jokinen 3+1
A Barkov 0+2
>Sweden
Hagelin 6+0
Janmark 6+0
Berglund 3+0
V. Rask 3+0
Ekholm 3+0
Järnkrok 3+0
Silfverberg 3+0
H.Lindholm 3+0
R. Rakell 3+1
E. Karlsson 3+0
Forsberg 0+1
Hjalmarsson 0+1
Ericsson 0+1
Klingberg 0+1
Eriksson 0+1
Zibanejad 0+1
Finland - Sweden 16-43
>>66424840
this is getting autistic as fuck
>>66425584
1 point for first assist, .5 for second assist. It has evolved
>>66425603
Look at this delusional homer
>>66425620
>0.5 for second assist
>worth the same according to the nhl
>>66425603
Don't be silly
>>66425584
>>66425620
>>66425630
Obviously you need to watch video of each play and score the skillfullness of each goal and assist.
>>66425630
pic
>>66425647
It's the best compromise, without having to do that. But by all means, feel free to do that yourself
>>66425620
That's dumb. There's no good reason to make it half a point. An assist is an assist
>>66425647
this is the correct answer
also if you're counting goalies, you'll need to rate each of their saves separately
I'm sorry, but otherwise it's irrelevant
>>66425686
Goals and assists at 1 point is the only objective way to do it
>>66425686
you could estimate save difficulty by using the scoring chance metrics
How do defensemen earn points?
>>66425703
no, the swede is clearly breaking new autistic ground here
he'll need to do it all by hand
>>66425677
Can't make everyone happy. Feel free to make your own version.
>>66425686
So what you're saying is that statistics are irrelevant?
>>66425736
Lel, I'm not the one who's getting buttmad over some stats
>>66425697
This shit is going way too far
It started as a joke to btfo finland daily
>>66425755
they could be irrelevant
what if the finnish assists and goals are much more skilled and important to the outcome of the game than the swedish ones? You can't know that from stats
you need to watch all the games
>>66425720
Seriously?
>>66425755
It's not about happy, it's about common sense
What is your reasoning for a half point? You haven't said why. I know why not: because you don't have any reasoning, you just do things Willy nilly without thinking.
An assist is an assist. Quit being dumb
>>66425794
There is some truth to what you're saying, yes. There is always some degree of risk with statistics (which to some extent can be accounted for). But they are there because no one has time etc. to go to the bottom source of every piece of information.
Drawing conclusions without 100% information is something we humans do thousands of times every day, it's what we have to do in order to make sense of life and what's going on around us.
No, statistics aren't bulletproof. But they are essential to in order for us to get as good of a grip on the situation as we can, given that we don't have time/knowledge to watch and analyze every game perfectly.
>>66425895
I'm saying you need to spend more time on this
include and track more stats
>>66425885
Why are you so angry?
The reasoning behind it is that the second hand assist in general has a lower degree of impact on weather the goal is scored or not than the first hand assist and the goal-shot/deflection etc.
How much lower? No, I haven't watched all games, and no, I don't have any stats about it. It's all guesswork.
>>66425930
I won't. Believe it or not, but I have a life outside of 4chan. It takes enough time as is.
Feel free to contribute though.
>>66424731
Dude fuck off
Greasy ass Indian
>>66426020
But it doesn't. The goal doesn't exist without the assists. There is no less impact on the goal with a second assist. Saying it's worth less is a fallacy. They are all equal, that's why a goal is one point in the nhl and both assists are one point. Saying it's worth half is like saying a gun and gunpowder is less important than a bullet because the bullet is the thing that hits the target and the gun and powder simply helped it get there
There is no assist without a goal, no goal without assist. All assists are equal
>>66426106
So how many passes before the goal should get a point? The third pass, the fourth? Or more?
The way you're arguing all passes from the point the team comes into possesion of the puck should get points, right?
Objective and final system to use
>players
goals 2p
assists 1p
+/- 0.5p
>goalies
saves 0.05p
ga -1p
shutouts 3p
>gm and coaches
win 1p
loss -1p
>Finland
J. Armia -1
R. Ristolainen 0.5
M. Koivu 1.5
E. Haula 1.5
M. Granlund 4
A. Barkov 3
J. Jokinen 4
J. Lehterä 1.5
I. Pakarinen -0.5
L. Korpikoski -1.5
T. Teravainen 2.5
J. Jokkipakka -0.5
A. Niemi 0.7
T. Rask 0.25
A. Rantaa -0.8
J. Korpisalo -2.85
P. Rinne -0.1
J. Ortio -0.85
J. Kekalainen -1
>Sweden
J. Larsson -0.5
C. Hagelin 5.5
P. Hörnqvist 0.5
G. Nyquist -0.5
H. Zetterberg -0.5
J. Ericsson 0.5
N. Krownwall -0.5
C. Söderberg -0.5
G. Landeskog -0.5
M. Janmark 4.5
J. Klingberg 2
J Oduya -0.5
L. Eriksson 1
V. Stålberg -0.5
J. Silfverberg 2
R. Rakell 2.5
H. Lindholm 2.5
M. Zibanejad 1
E. Karlsson 2
V. Hedman -1
P. Berglund 2.5
N. Bäckström -0.5
M. Johansson -0.5
E. Lindholm -0.5
V. Rask 2.5
F. Forsberg 2
C. Järnkrok 2.5
P. Granberg -0.5
M. Ekholm 2
M. Krüger 1
N. Hjalmarsson 2
V. Svedberg -0.5
M. Backlund -0.5
E. Läck -2.65
U. Samuelsson 1
J. Hedberg 1
>Final score
Finland - Sweden 10.25 - 30.35
Sweden wins
>>66426156
As many as we track: 2 assists and 1 goal
What's so hard about this?
If you want you want to track more, go with plus minus or something
https://youtu.be/Pq9V33Zc9_8
The most ELITE pass of the season brought to you by another finnish GOAT.
>>66426215
So your argument is "2, because the NHL says so"?
What is the reasoning behind that?
>If you want you want to track more
I'm not the one arguing for more assist points..
>>66426235
>"Mee-kaal Gräänlund"
>north americans in charge of pronounciation
>>66426292
Niklas Jahlmerson is my favorite
>>66426317
>Kneeländer
>Ländeskag
>Londquist
>-berg and not -ber[y]
>Hägelin
>Forzberg
>Krownwall
>Hornquist
>Naiquist
>>66426235
Based cock mike
>>66426317
>Huh-jahlmerson
>>66426254
Yeah, that's exactly why. The nhl has its reasons, feel free to try and argue against 60 years of stat tracking
i love you, american airport adventure anon
What do Canadians do during the playoffs?
>>66426998
Golf and watch American teams play for their prized chamber pot of stanley
>>66426164
i'm giving myself a (You) that was some serious autism but in the end justice was served.
flyers suck
>>66424542
you ever wonder why Canadian NHL teams are bad but Canada always wins mens international competitions on high levels (2010, 2014 Olympic gold and 2015 WC)
Hint: it's because American teams hoist the cups won by Canadian players
>>66427119
seriously faggot shut the fuck up nobody cares. your favorite sucks get over it
xth for the meme league
>>66426998
World Championships then World Cup
>>66427039
>>66426164
Here's (you)
>>66427154
>World Championships
This is what Canadian hockey fans actually look forward to.
>>66427277
Do Quebec people support France or Canada ?
Swedes have to be the most attractive people in the world, shame they won't last the century though
Reply to my post if you want Canacucks to stop posting in /hoc/
>>66427322
Swedes look inbred af
>>66427323
hello
>>66427290
they support mudslime terrorists
>>66427374
so canada
>>66427395
pretty much
>yfw Sportsnet goes bankrupt from no Canadian viewers and TSN buys the national rights
if all the canadian players are signing for american teams and winning them stanley cups does that count as being cu cked?
>>66427536
Yes
>>66427536
>>66427564
4 minutes and 8 seconds to produce this massive amount of butthurt. well done.
>>66427564
The team that will win the cup this year has mostly American and European players, and only a few good Canadians
God damn Sportsnet has completely killed the hype and enthusiasm in this country around HNIC
It's all so cold and corporate now. It used to have a charm. The new anthem is shit too.
Let's see your predictions /hoc/
>NJD @ CAR
Both fans die of boredom
>PIT @ NYR
Phil the thrill has another five point night, Lundpads injures Crosby when he throws the goal at him, both cry
>CHI @ VAN
11-0, Vanpooper raped by a baldy
>>66427583
What team is that
>>66427826
>>NJD @ CAR
Refs blow obvious call deciding the outcome of the game
>>PIT @ NYR
Refs blow obvious call deciding the outcome of the game
>>CHI @ VAN
Refs blow obvious call deciding nothing because >cantpucks
>>66427872
Toronto
>>66424432
not gonna lie it is pretty fucking embarrassing, I can't even sugar coat it or shitpost about it, just straight embarrassing
>>66427643
Kypreos is an idiot
>>66427826
>NJD @ CAR
Devils are good actually. Hopeful they will win.
>>PIT @ NYR
Rangers always win at home.
>>CHI @ VAN
>Canadians
>>66427942
How does it make any difference? Most fans only care about 1 team. I actually fucking love that all other Canadians teams are shit because I hate them all.
Habs officially out of playoffs said the geniuses on radio ...
>>66427872
Blots
>yfw mcdavid has more even strength points than Eichel
>>66428016
Yeah
It really bugs me how the flames didn't make the playoffs when they were "rebuilt" and ready to "compete for a cup"
Top lel
>>66428067
To be fair they have the brightest future of all Canadian teams. But yeah thinking they'd repeat what they did last year is hilarious.
>>66428087
>shit forwards outside of Johnny Manlet
>overrated/overpaid defence
>no goalies
>brightest future
>>66427872
Wild
>>66428112
>Sean monahan is not a number 1 center
>sam Bennett is not a legit number 2 center
>they don't have one of the deepest blue lines on the nhl
>The new-lease Florida Panthers, resurgent on the ice and at the gate (attendance is up by nearly 4,000 fans per game), did not receive a single vote this year.
>bandwagoners
>>66428016
eh, maybe cause I grew up in winnipeg all my life and the last 20 years of hockey history have been fairly tumultuous here.
I've always been a fairweather flames fan too, had a few family members and close family friends play for them in the past, and now I have a buddy I went to school with and played hockey with playing on the sens, so its nice to see them do well.
>>66427942
>>66428016
Its only my team that i care about anyways.
Fucking glad that half the other teams are out of the playoffs and the other half i'm happy that they can join me in my misery.
>>66428125
>state of hockey
>no cups
First round exit you fat pedo
>>66428143
Kek, Monahan sucks
kek is somebody trying to say the flames are good?
fucking hell lads go outside or something
>>66428204
He's still better than barkov. I bet that's gotta sting.
>>66428143
Monahan is carried by johnny manlet.
Bennett is being outscored by a rookie defenceman and scored a quarter of his goals in a single game. He'll also get pushed around by any real western playoff team.
Old Man Giordano is being carried by Brodie. Hamilton was extremely overrated coming out of Boston
>not addressing the horrible goaltending situation
>>66428260
>reading comprehension
Are you not aware of what bright future means? I never said they were good this year.
>>66428286
So you think Monahan and Bennett are going to suddenly develop into a good centres (they're not even a 2Cs on a cup pretender team), Giordano is going to stop aging and the goaltending situation will fix itself?
>>66428348
Monahan is on the verge of having back to back 30 goal seasons before his 22 birthday. Sam Bennett is fucking 19 years old are you implying he won't get any better? Giordano is getting older I will give you that but they still have Brodie and Hamilton.
If the Flames are so shit, which Canadian team has the brightest future?
>inb4 flim flam fan
I'm actually an almighty leaf fan
>mfw connor mcdavid sophomore slump
>mfw connor mcdavid never gets above 40 points in a season in his entire career
>>66427967
Rags always win at home? Caps beat them twice at MSG this season. 7-3 (7 goals unanswered) and a 3 on 3 OT goal by Ovi that left the place dead silent (best way to experience Rags games tbqh)
>BC girls about to do the college hockey equivalent of >18-1
fml
>>66428552
yes, no
>>66428593
depends on if youre chubs or not
>not growing playoff beards even after you have retired
>>66428465
You're a retard if you actually think the wild will win a series
>>66428405
>implying Monahan will score 4 goals in 7 games
Also, he's nothing without Gaudreau carrying him
>Sam Bennett is fucking 19 years old are you implying he won't get any better?
Just saying needing to bet on that kind of development to fill out a key position doesn't make the future "bright". Might as well say that Edmonton's future is bright because they're sure to develop some defencemen
>Giordano is getting older I will give you that but they still have Brodie and Hamilton.
Giordano will be 33 before he plays a game on his new contract and it runs until his 38 year old season. It's going to be an albatross before long. Brodie is top pairing and Hamilton is second pair but you still need 2 others to fill out that top 4
>If the Flames are so shit, which Canadian team has the brightest future?
The Habs, as pathetic as they are. Their biggest weakness is their coach, their forwards and their pane of glass in net. Firing a coach is the easiest thing to do in hockey. Price being healthy is no more luck dependent than any other player being healthy. That leaves improving their forwards which is probably the easiest position to upgrade in the current NHL.
>>66428593
>playing a chinese hockey game
>>66428574
>40-1-0
reaction related
>>66423808
thanks m8. made the trip less shit
how does /hoc/ feel about the Bruins?
Is it too late to fix them? Who do >we gas in the off-season?
>>66428833
>Who do >we gas in the off-season?
Larkuck
>>66428852
>needing a head start to win a gimmick race for fun
Why are Americans so desperate
>>66428880
>it's the "head start" autist
Larkin is so bad
>>66428880
>get 30 game headstart
>still lose
>>66428916
hes shit 2bh
>>66426254
>>66426215
that's the problem with statistics in general; they don't represent real life. I wish they could just remain in sports, they make it a little more fun for the viewer maybe, but unfortunately they are used to indoctrinate generations in mathematical thinking and reasoning.
>>66428920
he only needs one more point to be a PPG player
>>66428990
wot
>>66428920
>generational talent is scoring more than the 15th overall pick in an average draft year
Color me surprised.
>>66428983
They do more good than bad
>>66429019
Maybe you shouldn't have talked shit about how "elite" larkuck is
>>66429020
what do you mean?
>>66428648
>the habs have the brightest future
Yeah I respectfully disagree with you on that one.
>>66429011
oilers have 5 games left
mcdavis has 41 games and 45 points
>>66429081
Statistics can and is used wrongly. But overall they have a more positive impact than a negative one
>>66429048
>hes not elite if he's not as good as another player
Is there only one elite player at a time?
>>66429115
yes I understood that. But could you be more specific and give an example?
>>66429117
Not him but there was constant shitposting about how Larkin was better than mcdavid
>>66429117
Mcdavid shits all over any rookie and 98% of the league.
>>66429150
He was when mcdavid was broken and recovering :^)
>>66429109
Oh. 2smart4me
>>66429117
Remember this picture?
>>66429170
post highights
>>66429137
It's instrumental when governments and agencies determine their budgets to start with. Without statistics they wouldn't know what's needed and how much it's projected to cost.
And even if there are a lot of bogus stats out there, there are also plenty og good examples, which help educate everyone.
>larkuck
Did the muslims threaten easter or something? I just went to the train station for a sub and theres cops in body armor with m4s there. No pic i didnt bring my phone
Just for good measure
>kikel
>buffalel fans convincing themselves they wanted the shittier player
>>66429209
allright, but assigning meaning to numbers is a little arbitrary andkindd of contrary to Reason, don't you think?
I mean we deify Gretzky on points, but was he the most "beautiful" player? Some people who cultivated their hockey criteria in a generation may disagree, other people may like other players more.
>>66429280
>I mean we deify Gretzky on points, but was he the most "beautiful" player?
This isn't soccer, lad
>>66429280
The world isn't perfect and neither are humans. With the tools we have the best we can do is to use a mix of quantitative and qulitative research to get as good of an understanding as possible. They both have their pros and cons
>>66429256
Eichel is a bust. Going to be a good 2nd liner though
>>66429280
Lemieux was the most beautiful player
Maybe lafleur too
>>66429325
I don't like your calm and equal-distanced approach. I would like you to take a position and support it with fiery passion.
Jk, I get what you are saying. But I still think statistics in sports areoer the top, especially in american sports.
I wonder if americans read our posts in accent.
>>66429342
Ah, ce garcon la compris
>>66429280
>but was he the most "beautiful" player?
Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vF3oyoyKZcE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG9iUN6Xh2s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kd_wAVpo3Ew
>>66429342
>big fat frog that pushed his way to the net and couldn't pass for shit
>beautiful
Lafleur is a legit contender
>>66429411
ooooh, the last goal of the last video, did he do that intentionally, hitting the skate of the other player?
final round of playoffs for the /hoc/ fantasy leagues is tomorrow. I'm gonna fuck your ass raw dany heatly speedwagon
>>66429400
The amount of stats shouldn't be considered the problem, but what some people attribute them
I doubt it
>>66428065
eichel is shit at even strength, buffalels possesion goes down when he comes on the ice
mcmemes line is pretty much carrying the entire oilers offense, hes so fucking good that patrick maroon is posting elite numbers on his wing
>>66429539
Almost certainly intentional. The two previous videos show how aware his of his teammates so he wouldn't send a blind pass out when there's no one there. The chance of success wasn't great but it worked.
>>66429565
the amount of stats alone should tell you something about the importance already attributed to that method.
>>66429586
his previous goal also showed that he was good to receive passes too.
I appreciate this (excuse this "caster reference") cerebral playing.
I am watching Guy Lafleur's highlights in youtube.
>people responding to grease
stop
>>66429585
>buffalels possesion goes down when he comes on the ice
Oh shit it's true
>>66429695
hurr durr hockey talk is shit
>>66429342
Lememe was the LeBron James of the NHL.
Just a big ape relying on physicality
>>66429715
hey watch me imitate grease
"hey guys what is icing? idk what google is"
Is there any /hoc/ on tonight?
What are you eating for Easter dindin?
/hoc/ needs to go back to memes!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
>>66429752
Pongoons and rags is the only one worth watching. I'm home today but I made my family easter lunch yesterday. Didnt take a plated pic but its chicken artichokes tomato and feta with pasta in a white wine onion olive oil reduction. Had salad and cherry pie too
>>66429795
I agree
is that your average hoc fight? what a disappointed
Do these look like the stats of a sober, innocent man?
>that goal
Nice Canes
>>66429932
Fights have gone to shit lately. Linesmen jump in too early, all the heavyweights are gone, kids have to wear visors, can't take off your helmet etc..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_U3Z92SdG8c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xW9Sp-WndwA
>devlels
Sweden:
Rask: 1+0+0
E. Lindholm: 0+1+0
Finland:
-
Sweden is in the lead with 2 points, to Finland's 0
he mad
>>66430098
HOL UP
>>66430064
use this system
>players
goals 2p
assists 1p
+/- 0.5p
>goalies
saves 0.05p
ga -1p
shutouts 3p
>gm and coaches
win 1p
loss -1p
Mistä tämä kakke tulee?
alkaen Suomi
>>66430207
What
>>66430230
Ebin vidsi desu m8inen
>finnish tavoitetaipumus
>>66430290
Jag knullar din mamma :DDD jag heter homo peter och jag impar erikeper :D:D:D:D
>>66430207
ska vi pumpa din rumpa?
>>66430382
>mutta kakkea tuleekin lisää
hyi vittun
https://youtu.be/_lCvBneho48
>sweeds
>>66430440
sorry we are sharing some intricate and secret hockey information
not for you
>>66430440
make me
PLEASE DONT BLOW THIS 2 POINT LEAD
t. Canes fan
>>66430440
Here's american for you:
FIVE ZERO
>>66430458
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>66430458
where were you when I was in that bar last night
LESGO CANES WOO SCORE LETS GO CLAP YOUR HANDS
>>66430458
i am also a canes fan
>shots 16-5
>jew nursery
>>66430440
syö paskaa neekeri
>6 (six) sog (shots on goal) in 2 (two) periods
>>66430489
I live in Charlotte.
>>66430511
Nice pic swedefriend. Ill have to save this one. Also we need all the fans we can get
>>66430558
I was in charlotte. Mckoys over on woodlawn
>>66429820
ah, I see I inspire people here even if it is indirectly.
Feta goes with all,but to become smart like me you need to delve into philosophy.
>>66430565
Ill have to check it out sometime.
Who will win objectively ?
>CANES GETTING BTFO
REMOVE CAM WARD REMOVE CAM WARD REMOVE CAM WARD REMOVE CAM WARD REMOVE CAM WARD REMOVE CAM WARD REMOVE CAM WARD REMOVE CAM WARD REMOVE CAM WARD REMOVE CAM WARD REMOVE CAM WARD REMOVE CAM WARD REMOVE CAM WARD REMOVE CAM WARD
>>66430599
kärpät is a 100% win, rest i would not touch
Lmao @ gaynes
>>66430599
Kärpät
HIFK
JYP
>>66430032
>it was 3-0
Is Bobby Farnham elite?
>still letting cum wad play goaler
why did they even bother getting Lack
>>66430626
If we removed $cam Ward and put based Lack on the goal we'd still be 3-0
>>66424603
I believe, predsbro
TERRIFIC PRESSURE BY THE DEVILS
Cam Ward was a mistake
>>66430644
Lack has been shit too from what i remember
Are penalty shots still a thing?
>>66430698
This. We don't even deserve Lack 2bh
>>66430706
Better than $cam by a longshot.
>>66430619
>>66430628
Thanks for the advise !
DAMN BLANDISI
>>66430721
Just because he has the same name as newton doesnt mean that meme works. Stop trying to bring nfl shit here
>>66430698
>tfw got burned by the one year wonder
Still better than DiPietro
>>66430706
Right, but he's still a young guy.
They got rid of Khudobin, too.
Both of them can be better than Ward.
>>66430745
Still one of my favorite finals for some reason. I just really enjoyed watching it every shot was heart stopping because of the defense and the number of blocked shots always stands out to me
dEVILS goalies are boundto be the best
>>66430748
eddie lack is 28 years old
>>66430788
>Allowing three goals in one period by my mediocre team
Think again grease
https://twitter.com/igoreronko/status/714209953750392832
>Nail Yakupov: 'I asked a trade and #Oilers gave a permission to speak to other teams, about 8 of them were interested, but smth went wrong'
Will the Oilers ever not fuck something up?
>>66430819
that's young for a goalie
>>66430852
No its not its average
>>66430827
>my
>>66430748
Or they could go for Anderson when the Ducks don't resign him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfG5pjmfCNU
>>66430889
It's a neutral way to show that they're the team I support. Don't get so triggered by words
>>66430915
you are so fucking new
>>66430915
it's a /hoc/ agreememe-nt
>>66425287
>not knowing pronged played for the blues...
Shows ya what grease is good for
>>66430966
teams with good defense
>>66430966
Finnish goaltending
>>66430966
ur own d-fense and goaler tho
>>66430966
teams with a good offense and swedish goaltending
>>66430966
teams with a good defense
>>66430966
You have no defense or goaltending. How do you expect to stop a team from scoring 5 goals a night?
hockey is so FUCKING boring
I wanna start watching hockey how do I do it? My nearest team is Buffalo and then the leafs.
Plz help and no bully
>>66430833
oilers probably wanted something higher than a 2nd rounder for him
>>66431040
Just watch the games. Going for the Leafs will just lead you to disappointment.
>>66431050
wew lad, that isnt sustainable over 7 games against teams with halfway decent goal tending and defense
>>66430784
Goals were actually scored back then so every shot felt more important.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGjpo8CxqXY&ebc=ANyPxKpvotSXvOexX98Jdzt40H6kjeh-_OZ__wKFP_E2cMTaD2xrrRkLZDDj2dBrVZzK2A9U94ajfLsU9HeVeCh8m8LhpgtSMg
when Richard scores the 2nd goal for the Habs, is it Morris Richard???
>>66430833
Gonna need a source better than some random slav. Also, nothing wrong with standing your ground and not getting fucked in a trade. Might as well say the Islanders fucked up Hamonic or the >blots fucked up with Princess Drouin.
>>66431050
>0 50 goal scorers
>0 100 point players
>0 PPG players
>we
>>66431093
Just shut the fuck up I won already
>>66431089
its on sportsnet n shit as well
sorry the handwriting is fucked I've been drinking.
>stars meme
>shitty teams are shit
>devils are boring
>this chart hates the rags
>pens made serious improvement the past few weeks
>>66431050
You actually think that scoring will transfer to the playoffs? That's cute. Enjoy your first round exit.
>>66431050
>on pace for fewer than 300 goals
>best in history
>>66431119
>rags
>stors
>>66431034
Are you a Flames fan?
>>66431119
>rags
>mfw hasb is back
>be me
>move to Canada
>only 3 people I meet like Canada
Wtf Canada? I met a shitload of people. Whenever I asked them if they liked hockey most of them said "never really watched it
t b h, its not for me"
>>66431155
>>66431184
>Move to Canada
>Britcuck flag
Sure Mohammed
>kippers hasn't updated us with a 2016 picture
sad desu
>>66431184
like hockey* I meant
>>66431166
>stralman ded
>stamkuck unsigned
No cup this year and no cup for the next decade
>>66431184
We're a nation of cucks
>>66431212
You forgot
>no Stamkos next year
>jakeem norrd strom
please learn how to pronounce names you assholes
>His precocity wasn’t limited to the physical realm. Cam played for a house league team. “The local hockey association liked the kids to wear dress shirts and ties to games,” Brian recalls. Too young to play, Connor nonetheless insisted on wearing a tie to his brother’s games and following him into the dressing room. There, Connor filled water bottles and listened intently to the pregame talks, after which coaches would quiz the players. “Sometimes the older boys didn’t know the answer to the question,” says Brian, who was an assistant coach, “and Connor would be sitting there with his hand up.” He was five.
>>66431232
Thought that was implied
>>66431241
no u
>>66431189
nice milf
>>66431241
This. It's not even a hard name either
>>66431241
>swedes complaining about Anglos butchering their names
cute
>>66431232
this is my favorite delusion of yours, next to you thinking the habs would win the cup this year
>>66431273
Le Jyrki jookkipaka so funny name XD
>>66431284
95 days, 4 hours and 54 minutes until Stamkos is no longer a >blot
>>66431294
jerky poopoopaki
>>66431246
>Thought that was implied
You're absolutely right, please forget my retardedness lol
>>66431284
They would have probably won 2 Cups this year if Carey hadn't been injured
>>66431294
I'm convinced Anglos just genetically lack the part of the brain that is responsible for speech.
There is literally no other explanation for their complete inability to speak human languages.
>>66431273
At least we can pronounce your names
Where does Stamkos go this summer?
>>66431344
Nah.
Haven't met a Swede whose been able to pronounce my last name and it isn't even a difficult one.
The only people who seem to get it right most of the time are Estonians and even they go full spurdo sometimes.
>>66431338
Anglos don't have vowels
>A = eyy
>E = ii
>I = ajj
>O = oww
>U = (You)
>
DAAAAAMN JOSEFSON
>>66431365
RESPOND PLS
so much lack of puck control
>>66431375
Finns can't pronounce the letter B
>hes not watching the womens curling finals
>hes not watching these cute japs shake their little asses all down ice with their kawaii as fuck yelling
>>66431338
>There is literally no other explanation for their complete inability to speak human languages.
Are you talking about Finns?
>>66431399
>curling
uninteresting unless we're winning
>>66431397
Only natural seeing as B isn't a "Finnish" letter.
Every single word if Finnish that has a B in it is foreign.
>>66431412
Anglos fämäläm.
>>66431358
>tfw no elite crackhead on the Habs
Mike "Riberio" Ribeiro
penguins at raggots thread
>>66431408
>>66431408
>>66431408
>>66431363
Any canadian team right?
;(
>>66431412
no, you
>>66431358
I'll take Carter, Toffoli, and Lucic for the playoffs, thank you.
>>66431379
and sometimes Y
>>66431418
How the fuck do you pronounce ää
>>66431414
japs are up by one over the swiss, it honestly sounds like JAV whenever the japs curl one, its getting me fired up
>>66431363
2:1 Montreal
3:1 Edmonton
5:1 Toronto
5:1 Detroit
10:1 Florida
20:1 Anaheim
9001:1 Tampa
>>66431363
golfing prob
>>66431418
what about benis
>>66431363
Habs cause he wants to play with his childhood bff Subban
>>66431437
Ayyy
>>66431397
>Finns can't pronounce "B"
>says "lelelele benis! :--DDDDDDDDD" all the time
Please any Canadian or American vocarro these names:
William Nylander
Gabriel Landeskog
Joakim Nordström
Eddie Läck
Mikael Granlund
Anton Strålman
REV UP THOSE
>rags
>>66431453
>we'll make it fit by trading Plecky/Markov/Desharnais
>>66431437
æ
Pronounce a and e at the same time
>>66431418
>>66431432
English is an objectively superior language. There's no reason to learn an inferior language so broadcasters teach foreigners how their names are supposed to be said.
>>66431465
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZACwMm4Tpi
>>66431487
ayy
>>66431460
they write benis
but pronounce penis
that's why for example the city of Björneborg is called Pori in Finnish.
>>66431490
lel
>>66431501
no
ææ
>>66431489
this tbqh
>>66431490
that twink voice
>>66431509
ayyy?
>>66431509
ae is Ayyy, binland
>>66431478
My penis is erect
>>66431437
https://translate.google.fi/?hl=en#fi/en/%C3%A4
>>66431460
>>66431452
https://translate.google.fi/?hl=en#fi/en/benis
>>66431489
https://translate.google.fi/?hl=en#fi/en/fug
>>66431520
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Qbd4NnnzvY
like >>66431490 pronounced the a in faggot
so where will yakupov end up this summer?
>>66431501
>>66431509
Which one is it.
>>66431465
Nee-lander
Landes-kog
Nord-strem
Leck
Grahn-lund
Strohl-man
Too lazy to vocaroo it
>>66431546
KHL
>>66431546
KHL
>>66431546
>22 year old russian lefty forward
an american team in the eastern conference
>>66431546
Brussels
>>66431502
Do they call Bjork "Pork"?
shut the fuck up with the stupid shit and answer me whether morris the rocket played in that 1971 upset an watch Kaaaaaalikakalikakalikalinin go berzserk on the Canes
>>66431566
no they call it
Pjörkk
>>66431566
Pjörk
>>66431502
You, my negro, are full of shit.
Benis is pronounced benis.
See >>66431533
>>66431566
she's icelandic. they all speak funny in iceland
>>66431465
Nee-lander
Lan-desu-kog
Nord-strum
Gran-lund
Strall-min
>>66431586
No you all speak funny in angloland
>>66431465
Nill-under
Londesque-awg
Nawrd-stram
Lawk
Grond-lend
Stawl-mun
anyone else hope these dirty fucking yuropoors take their shit language and fuck right off?
>>66431650
you go
>>66431650
*grabs Sweden by the throat*
>>66431650
at least its not french
>>66431650
Linguistics is interesting
>>66431585
pök
>>66431591
>>66431621
>>66431550
>
>>66431650
calm down, Ranjeet Zheng
shit
Tfw vesey is signing with the laffs in august cause daddy works there. What the fuck
>Kinkaid
>Kink aid
hmm...
game bread reminder pens rags
>>66431408
kuusi palaa
>>66431702
this
also, for anyone readingcomic books in the 90s, I will never not associate his name with a child murderer.
Exposing your children to english language at young age can have disastrous consequences to his brain developement
canes ":D
>>66431724
objectively correct statement.
>>66431700
No, it's probably Boston. His dad only gets a paycheck from the Leafs but he doesn't live in Toronto. That's just Laffs media pushing the narrative.
>>66431730
Are you gay for Jeff Skinner or something.
>>66431724
what is the perfect language for a child to grow into and what should be a secondary language to learn for the child growing up?
asking so i can have the perfect children
>>66431686
>>66431667
>>66431711
>>66431693
ei saa peittää
>>66431742
>what is the perfect language for a child to grow into
Esperanto
>>66431730
skiNNUUUUUUR!!
>>66431732
Vedä vitun sveduhintti hame korviin ja pakene vuorille.
>>66431742
no child born in this day and age can be perfect
>>66431742
Anything but english because everyone will learn english nevertheless nowdays
>rags
>>66431776
>rags
>rags
>>66431742
Hebrew.
>>66431764
Nouskaa selkääni ja näytän teille rakkauden maan
>>66431803
With bins you win
>rags
>>66431717
Spawn right?
>>66431820
exactly
I just realised Lee Stempniak isn't on the Devils anymore, what happened and for whom was he traded?
>>66431739
are u not?
>>66431717
>readingcomic books in the 90s
God, those were horrible times. Rob Leifeld and his fucking pouches. Every other issue of something was super gold embossed holofoil cover and edgy reinventions like Submariner.
>>66431883
FUCK OFF YOU DONT EVEN WATCH HOCKEY RÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
>Nail Yakupov asked to be traded from Edmonton Oilers before the deadline
Cya later, friend. I hope you go to a team that knows how to use you.
>>66431906
who the fuck cares, fat comic book guy from the smipsons?
>>66431905
Lack is the best looking player on the Canes desu
>>66431906
unless you said it honestly and wasn't trying to show off
>>66431910
what could a return for him even look like?
low-mid 1st + mid prospect/roster player?
>>66432088
just trade him to the Caps so they can have a mini-ovechkin.
Rangers
>>66432190
>rags
>Sven Buttcheese
lmaoooo
>>66431983
Was being totally honest. They killed off Superman so they could run like 5 different other comics. Batman's back got broken so they could test out Azreal. Some of the companies that were born out of the DC/Marvel malaise put out some ok stuff.
>bored
>search hockey futures in app store
>vlc media player is a top 10 result
huh
>>66432295
>They killed off Superman
I remember Doomsday being advertised but I never read it.
I 'm back at reading the times and life of Scrooge McDuck kek.
haha 5th season :))
hay guise
>>66432394
Speaking of Doomsday, they really ruined him in BvS
>>66432731
That's a classic right there
>>66432713
>ruined him
there was nothing to ruin, he's a terrible boring villain
>>66432806
He's pretty good in the injustice app desu
>>66432806
Appearance wise I mean. Doomsday actually being spawned from Zod was a cool idea. Better than his real origin imo
>two (2) goals by Eric Staal
>pongs
>fleury
BILL ALERT
BILL ALERT
POST YOUR BILLS
>>66432825
>Doomsday actually being spawned from Zod
wowI didn't know that. Yes that sounds cool.
>>66432923
You haven't seen BvS yet?
>>66432937
oh, Batman vs Superman? Is that a new movie?
>>66432946
pls
>>66432981
refpuck
>>66432987
lel
>>66432981
seriously, I am not keeping up.
so boring...
>>66433049
please be my gf
>>66433008
Yes, it's a new movie
>>66432088
Probably someoene else's problem child.
>>66433159
yak + 2nd for drouin
>>66433176
>frog
no thanks
>>66432893
holy shit shitcago is shit...
>>66433329
3-5-2 last 10 games
>>66433329
A FUCKING LEAF
>>66433329
this desu senpai
>"Elite" team can't even score on the C(an)ucks
Lmao
>>66433329
Post your fucking ass or fuck off you whore
>>66433362
canucks are 0-6-1 in the last 7 games... shutout 4 in their last 5...
more like scott poopin'
>the rags havent had a center score 30 goals since eric fucking lindros
>>66433329
Are they still going keith-hjalmarsson and TVR-seabrook
>>66433329
be my gf...
>>66433542
Blackhawks tied for 2nd worst in last 10 games. Its no surprise cantpucks are the worst
Lecavalier is the best player of the modern era
>>66433676
rather than lie on the internet why dont you go for a walk. florida must be having nice weather right now
>>66433676
Manlet babby
Kane is 6 points shy of the magical 100 point line
jordan, mark, and eric will never be on the same team and each score one goal to complete a stalltrick
>>66433918
Its gonna be hilarious when he doesn't reach it
Darling is ELITE
>>66434022
thank you :)
LGTSS
>rags
>rags
why are the >rags so bad at OT
>>66434167
shit team
>>66434184
Shit fans
>>66434184
>canadians
>rags
>>66434167
shit goalie
H O M O
>rags
>>66434234
how awful is that game, should I even watch it?
I gotta get this off my chest /hoc/
>Be me at soundgarden
>Carnage set starts
>Migos - Bricks starts playing
>Mosh pit out front
>Make my way to the front
>Kid with a kings hat on
>I sucker punch him from behind
>He flops and starts getting trampled
>Instant regret
You did this to me faggots
Who /favorites to win the east/ here?
>>66434216
Shit franchise
here is a new thread for hockey discussion
>>66434297
>>66434297
>>66434297
>>66434289
teräväinen is dominating canucks. it's fun.
>>66434300
>regretting the death of a spic
![Cefys7rXEAE0XNh[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3tUXU1a.jpg "Cefys7rXEAE0XNh[1]")
