OTT:Clarke MacArthur finished for 2015-16
CAR:Victor Rask scores twice in win over NJ
EDM:Report: Nail Yakupov asked for trade
COL:Matt Duchene out another couple of games
EDM:Connor McDavid stretches point streak to 7
COL:Mikko Rantanen done with Avalanche this year
MIN:Dubnyk pitches 29 save shutout vs Avs
DET:Pavel Datsyuk picks up 600th assist in loss
PIT:Phil Kessel has five points in win over Wings
BUF:Sam Reinhart has two points in win over WPG
DAL:Antti Niemi will start vs. Sharks
TB:Nikita Kucherov will be game-time decision
>>66434297
Fucking dirty bitches
Who /favorites to win East/ here in new thread?
>>66434327
bill thread
>>66434327
yeah, are there any caps and panthers fans here?
>>66434314
>turn it on for last 2 minutes
>its a fucking review
who the fuck cares just play the game
he was gonna be deported anyway
IT'S HAPPENING
fun to watch teräväinen dominate canucks.
Only two of these players were 18 when their rookie season started, can you name which two?
>8-2-0
Damn must be nice to be a pongs fan
>>66434365
>caps
>past the second round
>panthers
>out of the 1st round
>>66434403
who gives a shit. Selänne and Ovie based as fuck again.
>>66434289
it's over, so don't really have to watch it
>>66434403
crosby and mcdavid
>>66434421
could be true if they were on the west. East has only shitty teams outside of panthers and caps who would be "ok" teams on west.
Who /comfy and Bill/ here
>>66434443
the pongs and blots stand a much better chance than the caps or kitties
WE COMMIN' FOR YA
>>66434447
>>66434453
lol no.
>>66434447
>tfw Malkin back for playoofs
>>66434458
>wanting shitty finnish busts on our team
dont do this
>>66434458
now WE just need oilers/laffs to start winning... big ask, i know
>>66434463
good post
>>66434475
Tell the refs to stop screwing >us
should I make a twitter to follow hockey fags for news and shit? I already get notifications from the nhl app and I pop into /hoc/ if anything's going on. am I missing anything?
>rags
>>66434327
yasss
>>66434568
>rags
>>66434470
>implying we're not gonna lose for Matthews
>implying we're not gonna finish deadlast and get cucked into picking 4th anyways
>vanpooper
>>66434630
also inb4
>we
>>66434577
>Bombston B. Ruins
>Favourites to win East
Lmao
>>66434645
>Being this mad that the worst NHL team scored twice on your "Elite" team
>chris higgins
>zero Canadian teams in the playoffs
>Detroit may miss the playoffs
This is a good year
>>66434778
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CPlF-IEkXQ
the penguins beat the rangers 3 times this month
>>66434778
Stupid carolina screwing everything up
>>66434853
whoops, forgot about new jersey
>>66434853
That's actually pretty cool. It'd be cooler if Carolina didn't blow. If Colorado flips with Minnesota, it'd be even better.
7 games to go in the central and we still have no idea who is going to be in what order.
God damn it!
>>66434853
>>66434881
It doesn't really matter what order really. The Central bracket is going to be hell on ice, and the winner will take the Cup. The only way they lose is if the teams are too damn tired after 2 rounds.
>>66434866
>forgot about new jersey
They're pretty easy to forget about
>>66434853
>>66434866
link to map plox
Straightest line possible.
>>66434899
>gretzky dubs while bashing new jersey
based
>>66434911
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6f/NHL_teams_and_conferences_map_-_2013-2014_realignment.svg/1100px-NHL_teams_and_conferences_map_-_2013-2014_realignment.svg.png
>>66434885
Cheeky
>>66434899
The only reason I remember they're a hockey team half the time is because of the Seinfeld episode
>>66434927
thanks
>>66434934
I said I wouldn't paint my face anymore. As you can see, this isn't my face.
MAP THREAD
POST WHATEVER /HOC/ MAPS YOU GOT
>>66434959
THE DEVILS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftUR6AFTNMA
Even Seinfeld gets in the >rags action
![Chest%20Paint[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uTMsCRS.jpg "Chest%20Paint[1].jpg")
>>66434959
I'm surprised I don't see this image around more, but then again there's no such thing as a Devils fan
>>66434985
>>66434993
Read that as "Bevis" in your pic at first.
Booze is kicking in
>>66434997
this one needs some updating
>>66435016
>Blackhawks
>Not the worst fanbase
>>66435034
its from awhile ago. before people bitch about laffs and oilels success its also organized by cup wins
>>66435016
>mad at sandwich
>>66435016
>>66435074
Move Capsfags to the right
>>66435074
Cause they can't handle the bantz
>>66434577
I don't know if they're favorites, but they're certainly better than they have any business being this year
>>66435074
Move Philthy and canucks all the way to the right, move ducks, bruins, and hawks over more to the right
>le fanbase douchebag metric
AKA how much you dislike the team+limited sample size of fans ive met on the internet faggot index
>>66435074
I'll do my opinion of a new one one of these days. from that I think right now to move
>oilels left
>cantpucks left
>stors right
>blots right
>shitcago right
>kongs right
>>66435095
goals in = goals out
>>66435108
no thats this one. >rags fan I take it?
>>66435074
The entire left side except for Oilers are teams that have literally no fans
>>66435130
No thats the 9000 hours in ms paint time wasting measurement
>>66435137
thatsthepoint.jpg
>>66435137
i noticed this too
>>66435130
Mine
>>66435108
I personally find every fanbase is largely identical in its behavior and perception of other fanbases. Some have a bit more arrogance, sure, but those fans usually cheer for successful teams, so the boisterousness is to be expected, and ultimately no fanbase is any "worse" than the other.
Except the >rags.
>shit team
>shit fans
>shit franchise
>rags
>>66435137
Hard to have annoying fans when you have none
Better?
>>66435130
>>66435152
you cant paint bucket a few spots white in less than 9000 hours?
>>66435163
it always makes me ree when someone has the flyers higher than the pens
>>66435109
>Cantpucks left
>Destroyed their entire city when their team lost>Not douchebags
>>66435180
Not when I'm stopping to meme on you for 8999.5 hours
>>66435177
You are an oilers fan.
>>66435199
but now thats just funny to think about
>>66435016
>>66435074
>laffs that high
Since when did the more fans=worse fans meme start and when will it die?
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PmHLIFv.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>66435208
Of course
>>66435178
>Who?
#triggered
>>66434556
>he doesnt use the score app for all his sporting needs
>fucking pleb
>>66435237
2010, this year, not a meme though
>>66435237
When bandwagoners stop existing. Notice how the shittiest fans are only here in October?
>all those dead things fan talking about MUH NEXT HASEK MUH NEXT YZERMAN
>>66435237
now is not your time to talk
>>66435177
>kings more douchy than hawks and ducks
Fuck I'm triggered right now
>>66435245
friendly bantz
>>66435275
...is that even a question? Kings fans are the fucking worst
>>66435275
go post some hilarious facebook memes and put your trip back on faggot
>>66435295
Post what team you root for and your reason for saying this you coward
Do these look like the stats of a sober, innocent rookie of the year?
>>66435325
My reason for saying this is your 2 posts right here. My team I cheer for is Chicago.
>>66435325
Not him but they're all sweaty beaners. The only team worse than them are the Shithawks
>>66435325
>>66435325
>get called out
>try to bully anonymous people by demanding what team they cheer for
This is why >kongs fans are the worst
I was out at the bars last night and met a canadian dude who was so drunk the legit thought the leafs were in the playoffs every year like the wings. I had to physically restrain myself from not roflcoptering on the floor of a crowded bar
>>66435336
>Chicongo '''''''''''''''fan''''''''''''' calling another team's '''''''''''''''''fans'''''''''''''''' bad
>>66435352
>NO UR A DOUCHE
>refuses to justify this statement
>>66435358
>>66435381
stinky smelly beaners everyone
>Shitcongo and Kongs fans arguing about whose worse
Further proof they both have the shittiest fans along with the >rags
>>66435391
I'm not a Kongs fan you dipshit.
>>66435346
That's both racist and a huge generalization based on no real facts
>>66435381
>being this triggered
The X axis in the chart is bro-douchebag. Your behavior here isn't changing anything. A bro fanbase would just ignore being shit on
>>66435413
u bang esse?
>>66435416
your bro fanbases dont react to getting shat on because they don't exist.
All this banter is pretty comfy tbqh
>>66435401
I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT FANBASE YOU ARE YOU COWARD
>>66435443
I'm not even the same guy you fucking mong. I'm a Preds fan.
at least philthy isn't here
>>66435401
>defending the honor of stinky smelly beaners
Bern victim detected
>>66435451
don't you mean youre the preds fan?
>>66435451
falseflag innocent perds fans won't save you spic
>>66435448
>rags
>>66435178
When it comes to Chicago ,you're either a bandwagon fan or a butthurt jelly fag. There is no in between.
>>66435468
I'd be willing to wager that there are more chink fans in vancouver and middle eastern fans in toronto than there are mexican fans in LA
>>66435496
You would be wrong
>>66435496
ahahahahahha
>>66435496
Considering there's only 200 Kongs fans total, you're clearly right
>>66435496
Since the >kongs missed the playoffs last year you're right
>>66435496
lmao
>>66435524
They've still sold out every game
how can one fanbase be so stinky smelly beaner?
>kongs
>kongs
>kongs
>>66435581
>kongs
>>66435598
>pongs
KONGO BONGOS
>>66435477
Tennessean is a shit newspaper
Anyone got the >kongs elimination day?
>mad at Kings
>>66435654
Mad kongs fan detected
>>66435664
based
>kongs
You may only post Kongs if your team has made the playoffs every year for the last 6 years and won and won at least two cups during that span. Otherwise you are just a turbo cuck
>>66435696
>every year for the last 6 years
what about last year jose?
>>66435639
Nashville is a shit hockey market
>>66435696
>kongs
>>66435696
>kongs
>>66435696
>kongs
Anyone here like memes?
>>66435696
>BEING THIS BUTTBLASTED
>kongs >kongs >kongs >kongs >kongs >kongs >kongs >kongs >kongs >kongs >kongs >kongs >kongs >kongs >kongs >kongs >kongs >kongs >kongs >kongs >kongs >kongs >kongs >kongs >kongs >kongs >kongs >kongs >kongs >kongs
http://video.oilers.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=802789&catid=4
Relive the glory of the >kongs
>>66435761
there's no impact font on this picture how do I know youre a real kongs beaner/.
>>66435748
>El club de hockey Los Angeles Kings
>>66435761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHNyFWd2Jdw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CF-X9mhiGg
>weak canadian voice
>looks like a smelly hobo
>can only chirp and never fight
lmao kongsfags are delusional
>>66435696
Soooo Hawks fans are allowed to ridicule the Kongs? Fantastic
>>66435664
goddamn I almost forgot it was 2 games they choked in a row. Epic collapse.
>kongs
>>66435748
>alberta 2- burritos 0
>>66435709
14 teams missed the playoffs last year
>>66435800
certainly none of them call themselves a "dynasty" right?
>>66435797
Yeah but we cucked you 5-0 last time >we played
>>66435788
>>66435811
>regular season games
Also I made this like a year ago when he changed teams, it seems super appropriate now.
>>66435836
Wow how original and epic
Upvoted and subscribed
>>66435826
May I remind you of the last time they played in the playoffs?
>>66435852
May I remind you that the last time the Kongs played a playoff game was 2 years ago?
>6 games left
>94 points
Can this sober, innocent man do it? Or will he choke like a typical American?
>>66435852
>>66435869
>>66435894
>blackhawks
He'll find a way to mess it up
>>66435894
He's been really cold the last couple weeks. 4 of his last 9 games he has points. He looked pretty damn good tonight, so I hope he could do it.
>>66435894
Go back home to Buffalo for a day and visit the UB cheerleading team to reinvigorate himself, if you catch my drift.
I really want to see Ottawa get a cup tbqh. They deserve it
>>66434985
>every game is a laffs home game division
should just circle the whole map tbH
>>66435975
No they don't, they're fucking shit
>>66435975
They dont deserve jack squat
>>66436033
Who does then f4m?
The lightning will win the cup
>deserve
Cups are earned. You have to win them by being the best. If you didn't win it you weren't the best and didn't deserve shit
>>66436064
True, but the Sens have a cool logo so I want to see them win something
>>66436060
You gonna use that gun when they don't?
>>66436076
Their color scheme is fugly and their sweater is crap
>>66435836
>not so much, Leafs did a progress (in game, not in pts yet)
>>66436054
If I had to choose a team that deserves it that isn't my team...
For me, I guess maybe Vancouver? Although they don't have a shot for a very long time. Although they're a pretty big rival for the Hawks, Dallas has one hell of a team that I wouldn't completely hate losing. But Hawks are going to beat them so it won't happen.
>>66436054
Nobody deserves the cup, whoever wins the cup is who the cup goes to. The sens will never deserve the cup until they beat the other team in a SCF
>>66436086
>But Hawks are going to beat them so it won't happen.
Good meme
>>66436090
shut the fuck up nerd
>>66435975
They were tanking before it was cool, literally Edmonton and Pittsburgh tier
>picking 1st, 1st, 1st, 2nd and 3rd in five consecutive years and having no cup to show for it
I get that they were an expansion franchise but you have to do better with a chance like that
>this crackhead is the captain of the canucks
Top meme no wonder they're so shit
>>66436090
Incredibly insightful analysis like this is why I come to these threads.
>>66436136
crack doesn't make you look like that william jr
You have to win the cup to win the cup
>>66436142
Someone literally already said that
>>66436104
I have to pretend. They've been struggling hard lately, but they always seem to struggle in February / March then pull it together. Do I think they have a shot at the Cup this year? For sure. Am I confident in it? Not really, not nearly as much as in years past.
>>66436172
nuhuh
Hi guys, can you advise me and tell me if this "handset" (combiné in french) is sure to go?
It seems the playoffs approaching and I understood caps like to "keep the cock in hand"
Wings tryhard to be in the playoffs, so perhaps they will win.
And for the finland match you guys already advice me.
>>66436114
>>66436142
You probably also think Lundshit deserves a cup
Which team was the worst cup winner ever? My vote is Spanish Flu but the rags are a close 2nd
Hey guys, Pete Chiarelli here.
I'm looking to move former 1st overall pick, WJC gold medalist, NHL Rookie of the Month of April, 2013
Nail Yakupov
I'm being flooded with offers so please keep it simple with what assets you would be offering up in exchange for this fine young man(future captain material)
>>66436172
That was sarcasm you fucking mongoloid
>Nobody deserves the cup, whoever wins the cup is who the cup goes to. The sens will never deserve the cup until they beat the other team in a SCF
Is probably the dumbest thing I've ever read
Quick question here guys, should be pretty simple to answer, but I just can't seem to figure it out
>How he king with no ring?
>>66436227
Sorry Canada. Forgive me
>>66436229
lrn2grntxt
>>66436090
you're a fucking faggot
>>66436222
Dean Lombardi here, I'll give you a 5th rounder and get this, I'll also give yo NOT one, NOT two, BUT THREE entire 100% authentic genuine bags of pucks
>>66436237
np bb
>>66436222
Glen slather here
How does the Rangers next 2 first round picks sound?
>>66436237
Fuckin cuck
>>66436246
As are you
>>66436209
The results in single games are very memey in hockey compared to some of the bigger sports, the bottom teams can always beat the top ones on a good day. I expect Buffalo to beat Detroit tomorrow for example. Better to just bet on the Stanley Cup winner before the season. Like choosing Hawks, Kings and a third team that's undervalued.
But yes Kärpät is the best and deepest team in the Finnish league so that's a good choice.
>McDavid, Ekblad, MacKinnon, D. Strome, Fabbri, Bennett, S. Reinhart, Nurse, Dal Colle, Theodore, Ritchie, Crouse, Sanheim, Morrisey, Bowey & Petan
>Karlsson, Klefbom, Klingberg, Larson, Ekman-Larsson Lindholm, Rakell, Janmark, Silfverberg, A. Nylander, W. Nylander, Kempe, Pastranak & Forsberg
>Barkov, Honka, Pulkinnen Mi.Granlund, Ma.Granlund, Virtanen, Pakarinen, Rantannen, Donskoi, Kapanen, Vatanen, Juolevi, Puljujarvi, Laine & Aho
Who's to blame for this? I'd place it on the national level professional scouting ranks. Those Finnish scouts and GM's would rather scour SHL affiliate games for talent rather than push to create their own Junior league.
>>66436314
Thanks for the advice! Should I put on Kärpät and the two other or just choose one of them ?
>>66436362
I don't know what you're getting at here senpai
>>66435664
And the full
>>66436531
I was so happy that nobody was attention whoring so badly so nobody posted this right away and then you came along
>yfw the Flyers go from barely making the cup to Stan Lee cup Winners
>>66436539
You seem upset
Are you a kings fan?
>>66435477
I'm a preds fan too but I usually shitpost on /nfl/
How likely are the Preds to win this cup? If seguin is out for the Stars I think they're one and done, and then I think the Western Conference is open to anyone,
>>66436575
Preds have quietly been the best team in the league for the last 6 weeks. But because they're in the central it probably means they get stuck with the Hawks or Kings first round. If they get past the first round they might have a shot.
>>66436575
fuck off
>>66436575
Preds had their chance last year, and they blew it. I'd like to see them win, but the fucked up their shot.
>>66436593
this is very wrong
>>66436605
Am I?
Honestly I've been more interested in the bottom half of the standings for a while now....
>>66436614
I fucking hate reading your posts and you do this shit every night. stop talking like a fag
>>66436593
I think they have both especially if they get Vesey, he'll definitely boost up our 3rd/4th lines to make every line potent for us
>>66436594
What are you mad about?
>>66436602
Ehhhh a young forsberg with no number 1 center, it was rebuilding if anything, even this year isn't an indictment of the Predators in 2 or 3 years when Vesey, Forsberg, Fiala, Josi, and hopefully Johansen are in their primes
Still can't believe Drew sang the national anthem on Saturday. amazing
>>66436593
>thinking the Hawks are going to be first in the Central
I don't think you've even looked at the standings
>>66436624
>Ehhhh
fuck off
>>66436564
All because of Floridian meme magic
A steady diet of daily pubsubs as a child will do that to you
>>66436643
>this mad
How's it feel following a shitty organization?
>>66435130
You faggots need to stop responding to this trip nigger right now
>>66435130
>>66436689
>unironically liking lipnitskaya
You're the loser who saves pictures of some ugly loli mongoloid on your computer
>>66436680
>one of your most liked teams outside the Hawks is the Sparkledogs
Christ. How can you not hate Doan and Smith and that trashbag organization?
>>66436689
Why do you always get asspained and derail threads
You're as bad as a tripfag tbqh
Look at how desperate it is for attention. These are the niggers that try to enter our hockey discussion. Do not allow them here
>>66436736
Why do you avatarfag? It's actually pretty sickening
>>66436733
Why do you respond to them
Why do you hit enter so much
>>66436744
Yes respond to me retard
>>66436727
*Senpai noticed me.
It's more a how much do I hate them. As you can plainly see the only other team that I like is the one with both Halak and Tavares on it. Mostly due to dank memes.
>>66436744
Shut the fuck up nobody care just let him post qts
>>66436680
>He likes the Oilers
Every Hawksfan I know hates them for Sam Gagnes 8 pt night and for 9-2.
>>66436756
No just stop man. You actually kill these threads with your shit.
You can be a dipshit just don't avatarfag
>>66436758
I care. And when he posts traffic goes a lot slower because he creeps the fuck out of people that want to meme and talk hockey.
>>66436772
That would be the point faggot now shut the fuck up
>>66436778
oh no you cant post ebin menes right now? Shut the fuck up
>>66436772
You're the only one complaining
>>66436778
He posts memes and talks about hockey too though.
>>66436762
Really? I mean I don't even think of that when I think of the Oileys. Hell, I don't even think of the Oileys. That was a regular season game that had no real effect on anything.
>>66436757
Dank memes are always a good reason
>tripfag enters /hoc/
>>66436758
>mongoloid slav
>qt
Pick one
also
>autists being this mad about not being able to make a trip
>angry pedo degenerate ruining another thread
Night bros
>>66436762
Not huge on the oilers hate. I personally love watching their games, they are a wild card in enjoy ability.
this is your average southern weeb tripfag
>>66436789
If you aren't avatarfagging (which is against the rules btw) what would you call your little unique trait?
>>66436832
This. See you in the morning dudes.
