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CAL:Johnny Gaudreau will sit out Monday's game
ANA:Sami Vatanen (head) will play Monday
MON:P.K. Subban won't return on Tuesday
PHI:Claude Giroux skips skate, will play Monday
WAS:T.J. Oshie (illness) will play Monday night
OTT:Dion Phaneuf (foot) out for rest of the year
CHI:Andrew Ladd scores GWG vs. Canucks
PIT:Sidney Crosby scores the OT winner vs. NYR
OTT:Clarke MacArthur finished for 2015-16
CAR:Victor Rask scores twice in win over NJ
EDM:Report: Nail Yakupov asked for trade
COL:Matt Duchene out another couple of games
If nobody responds to grease one time in the thread I will post my spiciest meme in the next thread
>rags
>>66443187
I'll try not to
The Cup comes to Minnesota.
>>66443160
>MON:P.K. Subban won't return on Tuesday
Only guy who wants to win won't play, figures.
>>66443211
Yep, pretty much every cup winning team has a Minnesotan.
>>66443211
Parise dubs confirm.
Red hot wild meme their way to the cup
Beating kings, ducks, preds, caps
>>66443172
>>66443204
embarassing to be truthful
Reminder to ignore bacon juice
>>66443245
fuck canada
>>66443187
I 've seen it,it's not good.
>>66443254
REEEEEEEEE YOU FUCKING BLEW IT YOU FUCKING IDIOT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
>>66443245
>>66443245
I asked what the fuck you were talking about, not who
>>66443264
go eat a sandwich
>>66443187
>Canada assblasted as usual
>1993
Nothing new here
>>66443266
can't you trace the disussion? just open the previous tab from your history.
>>66443275
what's up armeniabro?
nice effort faggots
I'll try again next thread
>>66443258
>implying i wanted to see his shitty fucking meme anyway
FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK GREASE
>March 28th
>Not being a lock for playoffs yet
>>66443334
Hey I can't help it that the entire country decided to take this season off.
>>66443367
Libs are in power so everyone's gotten on the welfare.
>>66443306
Not much. Nice work on triggering the syrup slurpers m8
>>66443313
>>66443367
Pic related: you
Isles
>>66443403
Are you under the impression that Canadians cheer for all Canadian teams?
>>66443264
yes, go have a sandwich Hank.
>>66443437
>dem quebec city bureaucrats bandwagonning the Bruins because, Fuck les Habs, sti!
So what will Canadians be doing in these coming few months? Cause they certainly won't be watching their team in the playoffs
>>66443437
I'm under the impression that no fan in Canada has ever seen "their" team win the cup since NINETEEN NINTY FUCKIN THREE
TOP KEK
>1993
I believe if the red wangs and flyers win the last canadian team will have been eliminated today
>>66443403
canadians aren't all bad mate. Without some very helpful conversation from them I wouldn't understand hockey as muh as I do now. Of course that goes for some americans too, but the actual hocey enthusiasts are getting less and less every day because of the trolls.
>>66443490
Can anyone confirm this?
How can a country be so cucked?
Do you have a BFF, haitchosee?
Would anyone like me to make a custom pokememe for your shit franchise?
>>66443477
Florida
Dallas
Anaheim
Prett safe to say no Americans will be watching either
Caps will lose in seven in the first round
I GUARANTEE IT
>>66443509
theyre so cute
>>66443437
I think he meant that Canadians cheer for Canadian teams
and no Canadian teams will make the playoffs
>>66443535
>3/16
>>66443563
Then why would I give a shit about the other 6 Canadian teams? Do you care about the other 22 American teams?
>>66443556
They'll get exposed hard. Shit defense and they rely too much on Holtby. They've been playing like shit lately too.
>>66443535
Yep, those are american teams in the playoffs, what's the gotta do with anything?
>>66443563
Not really
I know a few penguins fans, a red wings fan, Boston fans, Chicago fans
>>66443585
butt
hurt
>>66443559
:3
Think I am bandwagoning the flyers lads. GOAT jerseys and ghost is a dank meme
>>66443591
Do lots of Canadians bandwagon American teams? Sounds pretty cuck to me.
>>66443622
Fine choice sir. Also nice Luke Schenn dubs.
>>66443626
Only the contrarians
>>66443626
>c-c-cuck
Let's hold the stupidity for a bid lad
I grew up 6+ hours from the nearest NHL team, most people picked the closest on but a lot of them cheer for random teams
>mfw Pulju gets drafted by dedmonton
>20 years later he retires along McMeme with combined 8 playoff games between them, even after 10 1st picks in those years
>>66443626
Canadians are natural born cucks
>grow up learning all about your superior neighbour
>>66443533
no because you dont actually follow through with requests
>>66443533
Arbok for las Vegas rattlers
>>66443664
Doesn't bother me but if I saw an American that wasn't born in Canada or was in any way related to Canada but supporting a Canadian team I'd probably call him a faggot.
>>66443672
You couldnt find one Canadian who doesn't think Americans are fat retarded slobs to bh
>>66443674
I do. What would you like? Just for you I created this dank Sens pokememe.
do you fags actually talk about hockey ?
>>66443689
Need a legit logo m8.
>>66443720
What's hockey?
>>66443715
make st louis blues squirtle. that would look dope
>>66443720
>discussing hockey on a fucking /hoc/
>>66443735
Coming up.
>>66443704
I think a lot of them chose their teams because they wanted to support players from the area
>>66443763
tfw you have to resolve to reddit to actually talk about sports because you guys are so fucking autistic
>>66443669
>Pulju and McGayKid on the Oilers together
>they retire as tied for 1st in all time points
>they get swept in their only playoff appearance by the Las Vegas Blackjacks
>>66443704
you wouldnt do shit you fucking autist. You would walk right by him and think to yourself that hes a faggot but you wouldnt say shit to him and you fucking know it
>>66443799
>Gretzky dubs
Confirmed
Habbeningg
I'm officially declaring myself a member of the Panthercats bandwagon for the playoffs. May old man Jagr and old man Lou bring me great joy.
>>66443735
Here ya go.
>>66443818
that actually epic hahah. not even a blue fan
>>66443807
Nah I'd be like "Nice >rags hat you nigger" and go about my day like normal.
>>66443782
Depends on the team. Some groups have people willing to discuss, but others are exclusively memesmen
>>66443818
that's good
>>66443817
Here take this dank Panther pokememe
>>66443829
lightning fans seem to be the worst. Only fans of candian teams and some of the larger hockey states in america seem to produce any relavent discussion.
>>66443836
I even made one for you and the schizo, grease
>>66443875
>lightning fans seem to be the worst
Nah senpai. You're just diaper damaged by a sandwich.
>>66443876
you're over saturating the market m8. if you want your meme to stick you gotta slow er down a bit.
>>66443893
Just trying to share my work before hot pockets shows up and bans me again for another 3 days. This is the last pokememe I'll post unless someone requests a custom one.
>>66443891
>A guy posting pokemon and talking about sandwiches
you just declared me the winner of this argument.
If you had to pick one california team, would you rather see the kings, ducks, or sharks win the cup this year?
>>66443928
sharks desu
>>66443928
I could deal with anyone but the Kings
>>66443913
Lolk
>>66443928
SJ or anaheim. Seeing thornton win a cup would be neat, but watching them shork it up is also pretty funny.
>no canadian teams in playoffs, ratings will drop
>buttman will use this as evidence to support the $500 million from Vegas
>the Las Vegas Transqueers will begin play in 2017 and the expansion draft will be rigged so they can immediately become a competitive team (not to mention refs in Vegas actually getting paid off/threatened by the mob to call games a certain way)
>buttman's long-term plan is to continue to force teams with established fanbases out of the playoffs so he can justify expansions and their short-term revenue boost in non-traditional market
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/hurricanes-in-swirl-of-quebec--las-vegas-nhl-relocation-speculation-175439292.html
PLEASE NO IF WE TURN INTO A DIRTY BEANER TEAM I WILL KILL MYSELF
>>66444066
Its pathetic how stubborn he is. Regardless of how shit the canadian dollar is, why would you not choose to go to a guaranteed success like quebec.
>>66444106
But you stole the team from Hartford
>>66444106
>stanley cup winning team being relocated
bettman ladies and gentlemen
>>66444139
Even if just for the PR win. He could go to QC and salvage his reputation with Canadian fans. If he's looking to retire anytime soon that's what he should do.
>>66444139
The problem is he never played hockey and he doesn't care about the sport. The stereotype about jews is accurate in this case. He's concerned only with making money, and he doesn't care that in twenty years (or less) the league will be in full financial meltdown. Too many teams simply don't generate enough revenue, and any expansion teams will only make the inevitable crisis worse.
>>66444160
The jets relocation has been a 100% success. all he has to do is open his damn eyes. But all i hear is that the nhl is leaning towards vegas because its an untouched market and being the first sports team in vegas is some sort of coveted title that will bring in huge revenue but i can see this team struggling and when they dont have a rabbid canadian fan base to fill the seats then i can see it being another one of his shitty fucking decisions.
>there will NEVER be an Alaskan NHL team in your lifetime
>Sami Vatanen will play monday
Was getting worried for a second. Kesler is also back, so all that's missing is David Perron, Simon Despres, and Bieksa(lol)
>>66444184
You're definitely right, Bettman is all about the money, he doesnt give a shit about the fans.
>>66444209
Vegas will have full crowds most nights. The problem is it's going to be a huge number of visiting fans. I can imagine that any home game against Canadian teams or southwest teams are gonna be packed with traveling fans. You just know the casinos are already licking their lips at being able to sell vacation packages to Canadians. Flights, two nights hotel, and game tickets for $800 are gonna be a popular weekend trip for Van, Cal, and Edm.
>>66444234
how much of a market does alaska have? do they have a city with a high enough population? genuinely curious.
>>66444262
Anchorage has a metro pop of 400,000. By comparison Winnipeg has 730,000.
>>66444262
>>66444262
Hockey is pretty big in Alaska (lived there for 5 years, I'd bandwagon the fuck out of an Alaskan team). Anchorage has about 300,000 people. Fairbanks and Juneau both have around 30,000 people.
Lmao they would get better attendance than a lot of NHL teams right now
>>66444252
yeah you're probably right about that but i cant see this vegas team having a great fan base. at the end of the day ticket sales are all that mater for bettman.
>>66444295
I believe it.Seems like the type of place where even a small population would fill the seats.
>>66444295
No they wouldnt.
>>66444335
The Yotes and Canes both have terrible attendance. Coloumbus and and the Islanders both have shit attendance too. I'm sure Anchorage could pull more than 13,000
Problem is though, kinda like Vegas, how are you gonna convince star players to live there? You might have to do something like give them a bit more salary cap room so they can offer more so players actually sign with them.
>>66444371
no they couldn't stop being stupid.
>>66443875
MAD AT SANDWICH
>>66444398
>2017
>Evander Kane signs to the Las Vegas Roulette
>Enjoys life snorting massive lines of coke before every game
>goes out the casino after an puts 10,000 on black
>Wins
>Spends it all on coke
>next game he is higher then an aeroplane
>drops the mits with ref
>suspended for life
caps
Just transfer Arizona to Vegas, let them get their top 10 draft picks and in 10 years who knows
The problem with Alaska is the distance between Anchorage and the eastern teams. Also, there wouldn't be many fans of other teams willing to travel to an away game that far out.
>>66444490
I'd love to play in Vegas. Plenty of things to do there.
>>66444512
True
>Toronto Maple Leafs Verified account
@MapleLeafs
>. @SportChek Player Alert: The #Leafs have signed goaltender Kasimir Kaskisuo to a two-year entry level contract. #TMLtalk
finnish goaltending strikes again
>>66444616
Who?
>>66443160
Is line stacking in daily fantasy a meme?
>>66444626
state of hockey's university of duluth goaltender
>>66444335
Yes they would you butthurt sunbelt fag
>>66444066
better to have them immediately competitive than take 10 years to git gud and be forced to move again
>>66444616
KASHMIR QUASIMODO ELITE #1 GOALER
>>66444626
Umd goalie. He's breddy gud
>>66444616
>laffs
>finnish netminding
>>66443709
I think that, but I also think the same of us. We are basically the same. More similarities than differences by a large margin.
Why did Kesler take a leave of absence from the ducks?
>>66443709
That's because you're insecure af
>>66443891
>not utilizing Pikachu's tail for the lighting bolt symbol
Fucking amateur pokememer.
>>66444762
I assume Trailer Park Boys accurately represents all like in Canada outside the major cities.
>>66444821
>not recognizing the pokemon, or reading the filename.
canada/10
>>66444821
it would have to be Lucha Pikachu to include the mexican nature of Florida
>>66444851
>Florida
>Mexicans
Canada everybody
>>66444512
This. They will expand across the Atlantic before they expand into Alaska.
please wings don't choke this easy game
>>66444616
This is where it starts Laffs fans. The rebuild always starts with meme Finn goalies.
>>66444823
Not really. Can't say I've ever visited a trailer park though. Most people outside the large urban centers are more closely related to rural Americans. We like independence and hate outsiders.
>>66444880
Don't worry. In 100% of the games I've missed this season Detroit have played well and won. And I have to go to bed now, so I'll miss this one.
Enjoy!
>>66444829
I'm embarrased that I recognized the damn thing just by the thumbnail. The point is that it's just one of many electric types, and Pikachu just so happens to have a tail shaped exactly like a Lighting bolt. Therefore, you could easily make use of it by replacing it with Tampa Gays symbol. Much better than Zapaterd.
>muh legendary bird
>>66443876
well that one's shit and you should go back to >>>/vp/
>>66444851
More like Fidel Pikachu Castro. Something like pic related, but with a cigar in his mouth.
>>66444184
>He's concerned only with making money, and he doesn't care that in twenty years (or less) the league will be in full financial meltdown. Too many teams simply don't generate enough revenue, and any expansion teams will only make the inevitable crisis worse.
story of the E.U.
>>66444920
So, exactly like Trailer Park Boys?
>>66443160
>CAL:Johnny Gaudreau will sit out Monday's game
SOFT
>>66444145
Yeah but it has been in Carolina longer than it was in Hartford (as an NHL team)
>>66444880
>easy
Sabres are the better team desu
>>66444920
>As someone who has lived in both rural and urban Canada
Urban Canada is a cluster fuck of immigration but people are a lot more tolerant. Rural Canada are pretty much Trump supporters.
>inb4 muh oil, pipelines, NDP, Trudeau, transfer payments
Preds can clinch a playoff spot tonight with a win. Sorry avs
>>66445201
>west could have all but spot clinched
>least could have only one spot clinched
>>66445191
>Rural Canada are pretty much Trump supporters.
>implying that's a bad thing
>>66445268
>supporting trump is not a bad thing
How does it feel to be mentally handicapped?
>>66445239
lel that means east is more competitive
>>66445268
rural Canadian detected
>>66445288
>>66445292
>>>/tumblr/
>>66445268
>don't let the Syrians in we could be victims of terrorists
Remember rural Canada is scared refugees will blow up their barley fields and oil derricks.
>>66445289
more competitive doesn't mean better
>>66445328
>please bend over and let more of my shitskin relatives in despite their lack of skills other than fucking goats and exploding
>>66445340
I couldn't care less who's better as a whole, I don't cheer for the entire conference
inb4 Torts leaves bench to punch whatever blue jacket gets boxed
>>66445366
No, you just cheer for a team that wouldn't make the playoffs in the west
>>66445376
so do you
>>66445363
>implying you want skilled immigrant workers to come in and take away job opportunities
Protip: The price of oil isn't going back up any time soon and your EI benefits aren't going to last forever.
>>66445390
>>implying you want skilled immigrant workers to come in and take away job opportunities
So just bring in unskilled refugees and flood the bottom of the labor market, creating a permanent underclass that will allow the socialists to waltz to victory in every election?
Jackets already diving
>>66445379
True but at least >we can win a playoff series this millennium
>>66445363
>despite their lack of skills other than fucking goats and exploding
about a third of them if not more are probably more skilled than you. They fled Syria because they have an education and something to live for.
As for the others, they are simply fleiing from the jihadists.
>>66445440
an eastern team can't win a playoff series this millennium?
someone make a flyers jets thread
Boone Jenner just got partied hard
>>66445447
>They fled Syria because they have an education and something to live for.
If they're so smart why didn't they leave their shithole earlier? It's not like Syria has been known as a nice place to live. They didn't leave before because they like their muslim shithole and all the things that come with it, including the honor killings. And rather than adapt to our country they'll just try to force Canada to become more muslim and allow honor killings too.
>As for the others, they are simply fleiing from the jihadists.
How is that my problem?
>>66445449
The islanders can't.
>>66445489
>It's not like Syria has been known as a nice place to live
what?? maybe for your uneducated ass.
>rather than adapt to our country they'll just try to force Canada to become more muslim and allow honor killings too.
it's time to hand over the remote control bro, lel
>>66445457
JESUS CHRIST I HOPE IS DIDNT BREAK HIS JAW
>>66445489
You sound like someone with a 10th grade education.
>>66445534
now that you mention it the islanders are 19-7-2 vs west
I wish they played in the west, actually
>>66445489
Don't respond to grease
>>66445571
Aw shit, I thought that was a Canadian still.
>>66445552
>ur dumb but that's the extent of my argument
>>66445489
No offence (although by the sound of things you get offended a lot) but migrating from one end of the world to the other is much more complex under normal circumstances.
Kind of like how under normal circumstances, Alberta can't afford to exploit its oil.
Are the Bolts going to have an offense?
>>66445603
>>66445603
>>66445603
jest/fliers
>>66445554
If they had to play 52 games against the west they'd be worn down pretty quick. All those breather games against the >least make them seem more competent against the west
>mfw 300
CONTENDERS
>Caps
>Stars
>Kongs
>Pongs
PRETENDERS
>Bloose
>Shorks
>Cocks
>Any team in Florida
Filthy has a negative goal differential and is in a WC spot. Why is the east so shit?
>>66445606
>this place is SOOO bad, I want to get out of here
>oh well, better take wife and pump out a billion kids and then complain when I'm not allowed into another country because I have a ton of dependants
>>66445636
meme team tank, plz
>>66445636
>stars
>contenders
>>66445606
>alberta exploiting oil
>under any circumstances
lel pick one m8. Tar sands are a shit and you entire economy was built on a bubble
>>66445615
ok thanks, I don't own a crystal ball so I can't know myself
they'd probably get tired from all the hitting they do, 2nd in the league
>>66445666
>He thinks Canadians don't know this
We know very well, we're actually laughing pretty hard because Alberta spent it all instead of saving it. Now they've got their hands out for a hand out after calling the rest of the country bums.
>>66445670
>hits
>reliable stat
Up there with giveaways and shot location data
>>66445647
nigga the Blues are .500 against the Eastern conference
during announcements top kek
tfw no skating gf
>>66445696
only because of the possible home bias
we can easily remove that by only counting away games
Gordie is in the building... if the wings lose again they will break his heart
>>66445705
>48pts
>>66445636
>caps
>contenders
wew
>>66443160
>your fucking face when da fucking Stars win da fucking cup
>>66445724
They better not, that guy was nearly dead not too long ago.
Will the bolts collapse in the playoffs again this year?
>>66445724
That girl was probably explaining what hockey is to him.
>>66445721
who is this weiner whisperer?
>>66445737
but reddit told me his stem cell treatments literally revived him from the dead and he is a stem PHD now!
>>66444762
True
Americans are just fatter and dumber in general. I've met some pretty based ones though
>>66445736
Disgusting pic t.b.h f.a.m
>>66445786
MAD AT BREAD
>>66445793
>no pepper
>>66445722
>we can easily remove that by only counting away games
So instead of having biased shitty stats we can just have shitty stats. I wouldn't trust the morons in charge of those stats to watch the same game twice and mark down the results identically. Anyway, there's more to being competitive in the west than MUH HITS. Travel is the biggest. Having a cozy eastern travel schedule makes the 12 trips past the Mississippi a minor nuasance
stop sucking dicks laffs
god damn
>>66445767
dang india gets btfo
Doc sucking off the Pens didn't take long.
>>66445636
>any of those contenders
"No"
Sparks has nifty pads tbqh
>>66445811
DESIGNATED
>>66445810
they don't suck as many as you
where da wings thread at Monicas?
>it's a Lightning get outplayed by an AHL team episode
>>66445636
>nobody wants to face the current Pens
>still getting Malkin and 2 of top 4 defenders back for playoffs
Every year this damn team tricks me into believing in them come playoffs.
>>66445734
what the fuck are you, always moving to the south, some agent of imperialism?
Sparks reminds me of Toskala
>>66445809
>I wouldn't trust the morons in charge of those stats to watch the same game twice and mark down the results identically
yes, that's called random error, it disappears given enough sample size
systematic bias wouldn't
and like I said I don't have a crystal ball so if you just feel it in your heart that every team in the east would be complete shit in the west, I can't convince you
>>66445838
GIB STAMMER
FUCKING WIN LAFFS I SWEAR TO CHRIS
I haven't been here since the summer. What have I missed?
>>66445736
IMMORTAN JOE
>>66445862
POST BUTT
>laffs get scored on by an AHL player while completely outplaying the bolts
Wew
>>66445862
>that double at 0:50
Blots with the ugliest sweaters on the planet
prepare your buttholes
>rapings will b had
>>66445851
Not all of them, just the ones clinging to a wildcard spot by the skin of their teeth
>>66445879
pls someone answer I need to be caught up on all the memes and autism
>>66445879
>>66445930
>>66445934
I know my team is shit m8.
What are the current hot memes?
>>66445925
so the non WC east teams that are getting dominated by the west, but win against the east, would survive easier in the west
thanks for clearing that up
>>66445934
>therrien
>no cups
pick both LMAO
>>66445958
To be honest, the only team that really deserves to be promoted to the west is Washington and are only good because they went out and got a lot of western players
>>66444792
His mom died
>>66445953
Hyping the fuck out of the new finnish golden generation
>>66445862
Seriously tho we want a picture of yer booty
>canadian teams
>laffs
>>66446010
One thing I didn't miss during my leave of absence was Fincucks.
Shut the fuck up and never talk to me again.
>>66445999
It's been 16 years since the East was able to win a cup without having to go to seven games.
>>66446013
don't you have a bull to prep, Sven?
>>66446028
>ayy le butt!
>>66446043
>>66446041
>>66445999
conferences don't win cups, teams do
I've had a long term suspicion you're both oilfags who do this dumb shit as a coping mechanism
:D:D:D:D:D
>>66446065
Don't you have a team to watch in the playoffs?
No wait you don't
>this tim horton's commercial extolling the virtues of hording garbage
>>66445879
Pokememes
>>66446131
>Swedish teams in the NHL
>0
Mohammed btfo
>jots
>loffs
plssssssssssssss
stop lossssssssssssssssing
>>66446093
>IT'S A CONSPIRACY
The Preds are taking home the cup this year, boys. Ever since we rused RyJo away from Tortoro its all come together.
>>66446136
>Tim Cuckton's
oy vey!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4hnQs0w_LU
>>66446185
it might be
>>66446179
wtf, is that Sephirotsword57??
>>66446191
Flowhansen would love to be a blue jacket again. count it
>one day
>>66446233
who will center the 4th line next year? RNH or Draisaitl? surely not Matthews
>>66446259
Just make sure you tell Seth Jones he doesn't have to use the service entrance anymore now that he's out of Nashville.
>Gordie Howe is 88
Holy shit he looks good for 88
My condolences to the Howe family.
Dubs confirm.
You're on notice, state of delusion. This shit ain't over yet.
>>66446235
dunno, just some cringe ass wyte boi
>>66446270
Knowing how McLellan handled the sharks, he'll force all of them into the top 6. Something like
Eberle-McDavid-Hall
Draisaitl-Matthews-RNH
>>66446170
They play in the SHL
>perds start getting BTFO
>interview a turnleft driver
Hockey has no business in the south
>>66446325
your mom plays in the SHL
>>66446300
Preds will tie it up before period end, then run away with it.
>>66446316
eberle what a loser, no draft pedigree
put yakupov there
>>66446336
Southern teams have won more Stanley Cups in the last decade than Canadian teams have in the lifetimes of most of their current fans.
>>66446342
yakubust is getting traded fåm
>>66446342
Yakupov is literally Patrik Stefan tier. Easily the biggest bust of the last 15 years.
>>66446340
3 goals in 7 minutes?
boone-jenner has been white-knighted tonight
>i dub the
>>66446357
>muh nontraditional markets
Stop bullying Canada, they deserve our pity, not our derision.
>>66446363
not if nobody will want him
@IgorEronko
Nail Yakupov: 'I asked a trade and #Oilers gave a permission to speak to other teams, about 8 of them were interested, but smth went wrong'
"they realized I was a massive bust"
>>66446336
Pekka Rinne pulled for Jabba the Hutton
>finnish goaltending
>>66446342
Yakupov demanded a trade. He'll either be traded or sit out if Edmonton dilly-dallies about trading him
>>66446357
You say that like I'm Canadian or something
>tfw watching caps-BJs
>so boring that I have to masturbate 2 times during the 2nd period to not die of boredom
>>66446413
>having autism
Can someone tell me why Ehlers wears the mask?
>>66446413
>masturbating twice in 20 minutes
>>66446448
d-don't bully me anon!
I can't help it
>>66446375
stefan was killed by concussions, maybe Chris Phillips is the best comparable, yakupov will have a decently long career, but he won't be any good
1996 was another shit draft
>>66446470
>having the libido of a 45 year old man
>>66446460
>6'0"
Not even that big a guy tßh
>>66446448
Speaking of Pikachus, here's a Bruins Pikachu
>>66446470
When you lay naked on a bed with laptop it comes easily
>>66446498
>Bruins
do not want
>>66446496
>manlets
when will they learn
>>66446503
>comes easily
>comes
Hehe
Why couldn't Bishop play on saturday?
>>66446542
>winning a game
>complaining anyway
fucking sandwichfags
>>66446570
I was at the game saturday, I just wanted my first hockey game to be a win
>>66446413
t. Aleksander B.
>>66446570
Bit over-seasoned in here..
>>66446580
>est. 1992
>first hockey game
https://twitter.com/NHL/status/714615908489035776
jesus fuck, gordie doesn't look great
No Tampa thread, I guess?
>>66446752
Parents didn't take us out to games as kids
Now that I have disposable income I treat myself
>>66446259
Win a playoff game maybe and that might possibly
>>66446752
How old are you?
>>66446790
>16 years
>haven't won a playoff series
top lelbus
>>66446758
why does the NHL like parading this lifeless corpse around like this?
he barely knows where or who he is
he's had like a dozen strokes
![Classic-Simpsons-fans-can-appreciate-this-feature-of-the-dashing-Gordie-Howe-Imgur[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/k3VD4js.png "Classic-Simpsons-fans-can-appreciate-this-feature-of-the-dashing-Gordie-Howe-Imgur[1]")
>>66446758
He needs to pass so we can remember him in his prime
>>66446758
That makes me feel worse than when the wongs got blown out by the pens a couple days ago.
>bishop standing on his head
Thank you bishop the laffs need another L
>>66446758
lmao looks like they have him on strings
why the fuck would they do this, it seems pretty humiliating to parade a near corpse like that
>>66446804
27, you? 15?
>>66446839
Oh.
>explains why you're such a pretentious cunt
>>66446758
He looks worse than Schmidt and Schmidt is 98.
That's sad ;_;
>>66446758
His son said that he is better now that he got stem cells injected into his spine, wonder what he looked like in 2014 after the strokes
>>66446822
>>66446834
>>66446847
>bashing an 88 year old man
Get fucked you worthless virgins
>>66446865
I'm not bashing him.
I'm just saying its sad to see an 88 year old man looks in worse shape than an 98 year old man.
>>66446844
>mad
>at your elders
Get off my lawn kid
>>66446879
and Gordie at 88 is in better shape than 50% of 78 year olds
>>66446758
most overrated player
>>66446880
Rich coming from a kid who just learned how to pay his own electric bill.
Anyone seen the Masterton nominees released so far?
>reimer for the leafs despite no longer playing for them
>O'Reilly for the Sablels despite being a drunk piece of shit
>several that amount to no more than "he's nice"
>>66446758
>https://twitter.com/NHL/status/714615908489035776
thats what I would want if I was old and suffering from dementia. thousands of people singing happy birthday on live tv to me
>@TSNBobMcKenzie
>Representatives for Jimmy Vesey today informed NSH their client will be exercising his right to unrestricted free agency on Aug. 15
>>66446910
who cares the trophy has just turned into "who came back from the most fucked up thing"
should be for who did the most outside of hockey to grow the game
>>66446933
sunbelt cucks BTFO
>>66446910
literally every year is like that
not every team has a sob story, but they still have to nominate someone
O'Reilly is a good joke though
>>66446849
>babies are being sacrificed to keep this old listless fuck alive
why can't he just enjoy the rest of life confined to a room?
>>66446910
>The Bill Masterton Memorial Trophy is awarded annually to the National Hockey League player who best exemplifies the qualities of perseverance, sportsmanship, and dedication to ice hockey. The winner is selected by a poll of the Professional Hockey Writers' Association after each team nominates one player in competition. It is often awarded to a player who has come back from career– or even life-threatening illness or injury.
Reimer is really one of the only player this year to do that, going from .900 last year to .920 this year.
It's not saying he deserves it, but there hasn't been many resurgences this year. The last 3 winners are easy winners for it.
If Dupuis was actually impacting this year instead of not playing anymore, he'd probably win. No one comes close to Dubynk, Moore or Harding this year.
No one in the East will give the caps problems
Cap this shit
>>66446948
aborted fetuses=sacrificed babies
god damn tripfags
>>66446933
It sucks hes not coming to nashville but thats his right. Just dont want to see him waste time in toronto
>>66446963
Zuccarello deserves it.
He cracked his skull open and could of died.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4Ohv5-uht8
>>66446977
toronto hired his dad as a scout, right? would make sense for him to end up there
>>66446977
>waste him in Toronto
How does it feel an American born player would rather play for a Canadian team that hasn't won a cup since 1967?
>>66446963
Zucarello had his brains blown out and came back.
>>66446988
Ya but he loves the broons so he might go there.
>>66446970
What the fuck happened with the Capitals this year?
Good trades? Puck luck? What?
>>66446970
Craps are going to get memed on and get swept in seven in the first round
>>66446933
Absolutely cucked
>>66446970
i want kuznetzov cbj here
Rakell has such sick hands
>>66446983
>>66446996
Forgot about him. Him helping almost lead his team in points probably helps even more.
>>66446963
Hall and Eberle should win since they play after suffering down's syndrome
>>66447007
when bad teams overachieve, they barely get into the playoffs
crapitals are what happens to a solid regular season team that overachieves
and im out
>>66447007
They actually have a legit #1 goalie now in Holtby. I don't care how good your team is if you don't have a goalie you're fucking nothing.
I think Holtby just got off on a diving call, and CBJ got a penalty instead.
Before a pack of retards begin to attack me on this, I'm a Caps fan.
>>66446970
They won't be able to handle the Pens per usual. And a Rangers/Capitals series would manage to be close for some reason.
>>66447033
>solid regular season
>>66447003
>Mfw Vessey-Acciari-Ferraro line
That line would be great
>>66447007
Little bit of everything. Kuznetsov stepping up, adding depth with Williams and Oshie, Holtby being elite, Trotz being there for a second year etc.
>>66447044
who cares caps games are meaningless now
>>66446996
I remember how a hoc tripfag broke the news way before it was announced
>>66447050
You'd have to be a literal retard to deny that the Caps have had a solid regular season.
>>66447007
Caps haven't been a bad team for awhile outside of the playoffs. Just some shit coaching until in between Boudreau to when Trotz came in.
>>66447042
Holtby isn't new though, is he? He's been with the Caps for a few years now. Just resigned a 5 year contract, I thought. Last year, the caps were shit.
>>66447050
they're usually a solid regular season team, what's the problem?
this season they massively overachieved so they're a presidents trophy team
>>66446948
You're still wasting oxygen, so there's obviously no justice in this world
>>66447007
They did have some PDO help, but they also have the best depth in the league and one of the most solid goalies around. Their biggest weakness is Orlov.
>>66447080
>>66447066
Samefag needs to calm the fuck down.
>>66447088
It's funny how wrong you are
>>66447083
>>66447058
Thanks for solid answers. I've been trying to wrap my head around their scores all season, but I couldn't come up with anything that could explain them.
>not a caps fan obviously but goddamn they're impressive
>>66447072
I meant this year he's been a legit #1 goalie. Goalies and defenseman peak much later in their careers. Holtby came into the league fairly young considering his position.
>>66447093
Screenshot, you fucking liar.
>>66447088
>le samefig
Nice try Kane
>>66446994
Hes probably going to the broons if i had to guess. Hopefully next lockout this shitty loophole changes
>>66447126
Oh good, theres two prepubescent faggots ITT.
I was worried we only had the one.
>>66447126
>posts on his phone to samefag
I've seen this trick before
>>66447126
>mobile user
basically cancer
fuck off
Americans celebrate OT by throwing hotdogs on the ice?
>>66447164
What're we supposed to throw, poutine?!
>>66447126
look at me I'm a faggot
>>66447126
Charge your fucking phone, faggot
>>66447164
We can't throw burgers, we value them too greatly.
>>66447140
Kippers is the one posting the edgy le old people are worthless shit
>>66447157
>not using a phone to browse 4chan
I guess you still use Windows XP too?
>>66447182
I'd have to get off the couch to do that
No-go my friend
OFFSIDE
GET FUCKED PREDS
>>66447202
I still have XP on my really old memepads. But I'm using 7 or linux on most.
>>66447164
only on dollar dog night
>>66447202
>thinks using a phone doesnt make him a filthy casual
keep trying, kid. someday you'll get there.
>>66447189
>b-but teacher, she started it!
go away, mobile faggot
>>66447233
>perds "fans" chimping out about an obviously correct call
>>66447259
Can I please join your super secret Uber elite special club?
flylels win, red wongs lead by 2 in the 3rd
canada on the brink of elimination
>>66447270
Nah
OH BABBY
>>66447287
you forgot to say cuck like in every other post you underage faggots make
>>66447287
Holy shit. Can you post that on a blue board?
>>66447329
i don't get it
can he not pronounce "you"?
>>66447344
its impact font. just ignored the facebook maymay posters
Go coilers
>>66447344
>Giroux
...
>day-twah
>>66447286
Are you Implying I can't be a fan of my team for some reason?
I hate this rat so much. I hate that he sucks on defense and makes one meme assist and NHL Network won't stop sucking his small A*menian cock. I hate that he gets talked about for Calder consideration over more qualified and valuable rookies like Eichel and Larkin. I hated him when he was in college, memeing around for his small school and fucking up the college experience for guys who worked their ass off every day trying to earn their place at powerhouses. I hate this man. I hate that whenever I see a flyers highlight I see him floating around the blue line like a little fairy avoiding contacting and charging up his meme slap shot. I hate when I see him get beaten ornmake an error and he luckily knocks the puck directly to his teammate who is 5 feet from the goalie. I hate him so much.
>>66447491
>A*menian
he's French
>>66447491
No need to get worked up over it. He won't win the Calder and he will be shit after this year. He's a flash in the pan.
>>66446460
i heard that half bubbles give you the most protection and protect your nose more and young kids are wearing them more and more
>>66447491
>this post
>>66447491
I also hate that he is from Florida and the only reason Buttman pushes him so much is because he somehow shows that hockey in Florida is a success
Octopus on ice?
>>66447491
Gr8 b8 m8
detoilet throwing octopus on the ice top kek. guess they were scared this might be their best chance
>>66447550
>le salty
Fuck off reddit
>>66446758
>>66446847
>>66446924
>my soul hurts
>i wish i was dead again
>this kike black magic bettman is using to animate me sucks
>>66447543
>guy has a shovel
>girl goes right in with her hands
>>66447541
>Panthers
pay attention
>throwing an octopus on the ice during play when the score is 2-0 against the fucking sabres
fucking detoilet
>octopus on ice
What le fuck?
>>66447550
>nigger reddit shit
kill yourself
>>66447571
the shovel is for scoopin up the bits. they also need to shave the ice there with skates and he picks up the extra shavings left over
>>66447595
go away newfig
>>66447592
>you will never be that octopus
Caps win the president's trophy. Suck it everyone else in the NHL.
caps
>>66446879
isnt anything over 76 years old just gravy compared to the national life average?
>>66446899
>be elite athlete
>heart is too powerful to stop
>never taste the release of death
>>66447612
>go away newfig
What meme have I missed
>>66447623
they might not get bounced until the second round this year
>>66447618
thrown a huge distance against your will and slowly dying?
>>66447635
>meme
dear god almighty.
>>66447257
>mfw i have a lifetime ban from the san jose giants stadium for doing this
>>66447635
A meme much older than anyone here.
>>66447645
what a way to go
>>66447642
Noone will be able to beat them in a 7 game series. They have too deep of a roster, and too good of a goalie.
>WONGS
>>66447635
>detoilet octopusses
>meme
not sure if trickery
>>66447687
>.922
>too good
for the ahl
PLS SEND YOUR POWER FOR A COMEBACK
HOLY SHIT THIS WONGS SABRES GAME RIGHT NOW
>wongs so worried about keeping up with philly they thought that letting in two goals is part of making the playoffs
>>66447669
>>66447662
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legend_of_the_Octopus
This is why I don't pay attention to the wongs.
4 SECONDS OF JIBBER JABBER
So gm david poile talked to media members during 2nd period intermission. Sounded like he was told hed sign to nashville as late of last week. Wonder if Poile files a tampering charge.
>>66447635
Holy fuck anon.
>>66447731
GO THE FUCK AWAY FUCK YOU FAGGOT
>>66447738
Jimmy vesey would sign.
>>66447738
they won't force the player to sign, at best they'll punish the other team
>scheifele gets the 3rd star after literally giving the game away
That's just mean
these fucking icings
>>66447738
Doubtful, lying about your willingness to sign is a normal part of being a college player
>>66447710
>head this far in the sand
Ok
Hyvää yötä /hoc/
t. Binbro
>>66447818
>doubting objective stats
can't say I blame you
>yfw Detoilet misses the playoffs
>>66447845
sounds like one of those fags who says "stats don't matter"
Also it appears Ottawa has just been eliminated
Canada is done
no teams in the ploffs for the first time in our lifetime
>>66447828
Öitä
Ite vedän allnighterin
>>66447858
>mfw Bombston misses the playoffs
Coast to coast with butter toast.
>>66447906
I'd much rather it be Detoilet to break their streak
>>66447845
Wow the Crapitals are fucking awful
>>66447845
>last season's loss means they will lose this season too!
I appreciate the (You)s friend, but you are just here to meme, so I'll let you keep memeing.
>>66447926
Yeah it's ONLY because they lost last season that people think they will choke in the playoffs again it has nothing to do with them choking literally every year just last year.
>>66447926
lel, is that when you bandwagoned the team?
it's not just last season, the core is the same and that core keeps choking
really wonder what this year's excuse will end up being
>>66447926
Craps fukkehn suck
POST YFW PRUST GOT KEKED BY FUCKING SIMPLE PLAN LEL.
https://youtu.be/Y9ovl3ixqHs?t=2m25s
>wongs
>kings of sneaking into playoffs because other teams choke near the end of the season
>boston guaranteed to finish the season with a six game losing streak
How can other teams even compare?
>111 pts
whoops.
Guess the preds can clinch next time.
perds DJ just played return of the mack. confirmed for /sp/artan
>>66448047
That's not gonna mean shit and to make matters worse now they have the President's Trophy curse on top of their already choke artist team
>>66448054
Well uh i guess they want to clinch rigyt now
PERDS
PERDS
PERDS
>>66448117
>Russian goaltending
IN: Detroit, Boston
OUT: Philly
Fuck it, I hope >we lose. Let's just get the elimination over with as soon as possible
>THE CITY OF CANADA
>>66448201
>>66448215
Wow literally two minutes. You lead a sad, cup-less existence
>B-B-B-B-B-BUT MUH CANADIAN PLAYERS
>tr4shville
>America's hero is going to a Canadian team and its the Oilers
Just give up now, America.
>Oilers
>>66448237
it was one minute and nine seconds
>>66448261
Hope you enjoy your two wins to put you out of the Auston Mathews race.
as an australia..which team should i support.
don't support any nfl teams. support the knicks bc of melo.
should i support vancouver bc it's the asian mecca in the west?
new thread friends
>>66448298
>>66448298
>>66448298
>>66448298
>>66448300
no.
>>66448295
>>66448316
here's a real one
>>66448319
>>66448319
>>66448319
>>66448295
stars are the only choice
>>66448295
Oilers
