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>rags gonna rag sub edition
PHI:Claude Giroux produces two points in OT win
ANA:Nick Ritchie scratched vs. Oilers on Monday
NAS:Report: Jimmy Vesey will opt for free agency
MIN:Zach Parise claims 1st star of the week
STL:Alexander Steen set to return on Tuesday
CAL:Johnny Gaudreau will sit out Monday's game
ANA:Sami Vatanen (head) will play Monday
MON:P.K. Subban won't return on Tuesday
PHI:Claude Giroux skips skate, will play Monday
WAS:T.J. Oshie (illness) will play Monday night
OTT:Dion Phaneuf (foot) out for rest of the year
CHI:Andrew Ladd scores GWG vs. Canucks
>>66448319
>rags
real thread here
>>66448316
>>66448316
>>66448316
philthy fans look here >>66448082
>>66448336
Thats a pokemon
le stuck on 50 points man
Lets just give the devlels flylels and blots their own shitposting thread and everyone else can talk about hockey here
>>66448358
but dude clipart
>>66448342
>OWG thread
thank you anon I never would have seen this if you had not linked it here
Bruh...
>>66448358
>being this asspained at the Based Bolts
>>66448370
>mad at memes
cucks
>>66448349
Those little twitches just make the whole thing work
>>66448379
you black?
TWENTY
THREE
(23)
YEARS
mfw /hoc/ threads are full of burger bros cause fucking leafs wont dare show their faces.
Feels good
The philthy thread has resorted to /int/ posting. I guess the devils/flyers shitposter has many more personalities
>B-B-B-B-B-BUT MUH OLYMPIC MEDALS THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT
>B-B-B-B-B-BUT MUH CANADIAN PLAYERS
TWENTY THREE (23) YEARS
>OWG doesn't even waste him time on the flyers
>1975
>>66448082
gibson is on fire
>philthy doing absolutely everything they can to take the attention off of OWG BTFOing them
>>66448469
>>66448342
>pls post in my thread guys
>>66448538
rebbit pls leave thats an OWG thread. I would say step outside but you might get stabbed
>>66448538
u mad?
>OWG thread
>new TB Boys
Life is good bros
>>66448579
whats tb boys
So how long before the Laffs lose picks for tampering RE: Jimmy Vesey?
Better yet, how long before GMDP quits making stupid decisions and then crying about how it's everyone else's fault down in Nashville?
this is a thread that has been up for 5 hours. /hoc/ is the only thread that ever gets fucked.
redwood is confirmed for being on /sp/ now because he's a white hating nigger that hates hockey and will ban me for this
>>66448319
Can't wait to look at your face when NY wins the Cup
Hyvää huomenta
>>66448642
Hi binland
>>66448642
MILEY IS A PUNK ROCK QUEEN
>>66448642
Sup benis
>Maroon
pls stop, >we've already lost enough defensemen
>>66448549
It's not an OWG thread. It's you imitating a true legend because you want to get some (You)s of the back of his fame.
>>66448610
> Jones for Johansen a stupid decision
>watching LA v SJ
>first time watching NHL other than LA v NYR
fucking love it. feels like soccer on ice.
>>66448715
They should teach your D how to skate
>>66448723
>rags
>kongs
>shorks
>>66448717
why do faggots like you keep thinking that replies are some form of currency? shut the fuck up
>>66448740
They come from reddit
Ben bishop will be one of the best goaltenders of all time
>>66448732
At least Lindholm stopped tripping over himself while skating backwards.
>>66448748
here I'll make you rich and I'll make him super jealous. look at all your money
(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)
>>66448718
>Radulov
>Trotz
>Lavi
>Riding Pekka's knees to the ground
>the impending shitstorm when there is no heir apparent
Jones for Johansen may very well have saved him there, to be fair
>>66448740
I'm not the one pretending to be a legend to get attention.
>too lazy to even post your fake OWG thread on Easter
>>66448776
fuck off phonefag its obviously not me and youre just jealous. THANKS FOR THE UPBOAT THOUGH!!!!11!!!!
>>66448764
SHIET MAN!
>>66448800
/hoc/ hates all those teams
This refpuck is ridiculous.
I guess it's for all of California, not just LA.
>>66448819
>that "offside"
>that "boarding"
>that non-call on kesler
>>66448610
Not the first time poile couldnt close a deal. Guy almost lost weber as well. Shouldve tried harder to get the deal done.
>>66448819
>>66448830
That offside was a bad call, the refs are just helping you get #1 pick, relax
>canadian teams
>>66448844
We don't want or need their help.
>>66448850
>philthy
>>66448793
How will Philthy fans ever recover from this?
>>66448815
Well, not EVERYONE in /hoc/ hates us...
>Vinny has two goals
>it's only the second period
>Philthy
>>66448881
but i like OWG
>>66448882
>shorks fag
>not on an iphone
tripfag is so scared he took off his trip
>lecavalier scores AGAIN
jesus
>>66448760
>talking shit about the God of defense
Bitch you better knock that shit off right now before I knock the taste out of your mouth you fuckin cuck
>>66448689
This is the best OWG thread I've seen in a long time
VINNY=ELITE
>>66448905
>>66448923
Stick to your thread cancer
>>66448905
>>66448923
reminder that philthy traded away vinny for nothing
Post logos that trigger cucknadiens
>>66448916
To be fair, it was in the part of the season when all the Ducks were awful.
Woiw. The refpuck in that game was off the charts. Apparently penalties are only called when players on Californian teams fall down. Meanwhile, young star players on Canadian teams get hacked on the arms and dragged down to the ice with no call. The refs in that game deserve to be fined tbqh. That linesman should also be fined for calling a "close" offside (wasn't actually offside) with less than 10 seconds in the game, effectively taking away the Oilers the last chance to tie the game (a really good chance too).
>>66448905
>>66448923
finally at double digit goals
>>66448844
>>66448830
That was an atrocious call. NHLPA has filed grievances against officials for repeat targeted egregious calls under the previous CBA. I'm not familiar with the new one but I hope there's a similar clause. I'm not an Oilers fan but I live in the broadcast region and it's either Taylor Hall has a reputation with the officials or that there is a conspiracy to solidify the Oilers as front runners for yet another 1st overall selection. Ironically of all years prior this is the pick they are least deserving of.
>>66448950
>coaches challenge exists to fix any potential fuck up
>nah, better take the game away because I'm out of position
>spencer
>>66448844
But they've been doing this kind of shit ever since the Oilers were placed in this meme division. They should have kept the meme southern teams in their own division.
Who ready for the Vinny hatty
That save by Quick
>>66448973
I'm not trying to defend them, I admit they were god awful and probably should be fined for being at least blind. There is no Ducks favoritism though, see pic related. Truthfully that game meant nothing to me and I didn't care whether >we won or lost, I want the kongs to win 1st simply because there's a chance they play Chicago first.
Quick with the SotY t b h
>>66449010
>>66449014
like usual you 2 just need to post your cellphones numbers and it'll be much easier to suck each others cocks
anyone else here feel bad for the blue jackets
Quick just had the save of the year
>>66449028
I'm not even a kings fan
>>66449010
>>66449014
Nothing more pathetic than seeing fans of teams so small they can't even keep up an active gamethread to they have to post in the general
"offside"
Clinch tonight Sharks bros?
>>66448974
I don't even know why linesmen on the ice still exist. They could easily be behind the glass at the lines and utilizing cameras. Or they could figure out how to make the pucks more tech savy so offsides and goals can be called using sensors on the ice. Should be just one ref and an extra guy to help break up fights. Peter Worrell and past big goons could easily fill the role of bouncers on ice.
>>66449047
but dude they've had fans forever. theyre just so epic they post in /hoc/ because lol theyre the best. besides making a thread from my cell phone is so like hard
>>66449072
In motion
https://twitter.com/deecallico/status/714657765344546816
caps
> Gene Principe @GenePrincipe 3m3 minutes ago
.@AnaheimDucks have tradition.Pick up end of game puck in wins.Give it to coach Boudreau but @patmaroon took it and threw it in the garbage
based maroon
>>66449118
twitter is so fucking gay I dont know how to read that shit. why didnt you just take a screenshot?
>>66449117
are a joke
>>66449118
That's actually pretty classless
>>66449047
There's been a thread since the 1st period, you mad asshole.
>>66449072
The one sportsnet announcer might get a talking too/fine as well for calling out the refpuck. Most announcers go out of their way to ignore bad reffing, almost like they've been told to not say anything.
>>66449141
go there
>>66449118
Lost all respect for Maroon 2bh, what a fucking piss baby
>>66449132
>get refpucked to a win
>deserve the puck
>>66449128
Maroon took the game puck from the Ducks and threw it away because of the awful officiating. See >>66449110
>>66449142
jesus christ how cucked is canada that they think a person employed by a hockey team will get in trouble for saying something in favor of their hockey team?
they're not a coach or a player anon I'm sure canada still has some freedom
>>66449150
>let's talk about every team except the team I don't like
>>66449154
He knew how to make it personal. He should have finished Manson
>>66449157
the oilers season is in the trash like that puck, so I guess it's symbolic
>>66449169
you make a gamethread why aren't you talking about the game in the gamethread? how fucking stupid are all of you people that this is for talking about hockey and if you want to make posts about the game itself you go to the fucking gamethread. jesus you literally only come here to argue about nothing
>>66449186
>literally arguing about nothing
>>66449162
>I'm sure canada still has some freedom
>>66449190
you thought a person will get in trouble for saying a bad ref is bad. thats literally why you elected trudeau, because you couldn't say a stupid faggot is a stupid faggot.
>>66449041
Seriously, that thing was fucking beautiful
>>66449118
Good. But he should have picked the ref up and threw him in the trash.
>>66449132
It's a statement in a league where players, coaches, and media are being forced to stay quiet about refpuck. He can get away with that, but would be targeted if he made a public announcement to the media/social media.
>>66449195
you cant even quote correctly
>>66449179
It's not Anaheim's or Manson's fault the refs fucked up, there was no guarantee they'd even win the game anyway(they probably wouldn't have)
>>66449089
Hard to tell
But I have faith
>>66449215
hey stinky smelly
>>66449211
That wasn't a quote, idiot. Stay mad.
>>66449201
I'm not the same anon. You need to simmer down. I have no issues with calling others a faggot. I know wholeheartedly you're a faggot.
>>66449232
>greentext
>not quoting
hi is this my myspace site?
>>66449162
Do you even watch hockey? Announcers ignore blatantly bad reffing like it's an ugly chick at a party. It never use to be this way, but now it is. You could even hear it in the voice of the other announcer after he commented on the bad officiating. "I'm not going to pay your fine", but he said it with zero humor, more like a warning to shut up about the bad officiating because they will actually get fined.
>>66449224
I hope we beat the Kings but if Calgary holds on we're in anyway
>>66449195
Didn't you know? /hoc/ isn't for hockey discussion, just arguing and meme's
>>66449268
so yes, canada is cucked. the pens announcers have no problems calling bullshit on a call any time they want to. bummer man
>>66449268
The refs have too much control over the games to be completely honest, and the league makes them untouchable because they're worried about the slightest thing upsetting them and having them pull some blatantly foul shit. Anyway, tough luck tonight, I know how frustrating that shit is(had several games like this one go against my team too)
Still think Maroon is a dick though
>kongs
>>66449303
>kongs
>>66449294
But nobody watches pens games...
>>66449303
go away ex tripfag. once a trip always a trip now die college sports are for fags
>>66449337
>kongs
>>66449330
pens games always have gamethreads. no canadian teams even have gamethreads anymore thats so fucking pathetic. not that a phone fag like you would care... (the dots at the end make it funny)
>shinkaruk assist
FIRE BENNING
>>66449255
Jesus Christ you're dumb. Greentext designates action and quotes, not just quotes. How new are you?
>>66449354
>>66449303
this anon is the cuckposter. he's a nigfag over in tripfag general and here are some of his past tripfag posts
reminder to never ever talk to a nigger agian
>>66449379
phone post
>>66449389
lmao how the fuck could you recognise him just by his posting style
get a life
>>66449296
I don't think people quite understand just how much power they have and how Bettman and his cronies utilize that power to control the league the way they see fit. They pick and choose when to call penalties and dictate the flow of the game. A blatant penalty will be called early, but later on in the game they will ignore it depending on the team and the score. Kings down a goal? Better let them get away with a few holds and hooks so they can score; it's ok because they have more penalties this game already, so it doesn't look bad when looking at the stats later. Same could be said for the Ducks.
>>66449389
>kongs
>>66449413
don't you mean "my" post? look at all these posts you've made and all your different names maybe you should get a life
>>66449425
>he went to pedo state
ahahahahahahaha yo bro state college beaver stadium and shit hahahah
>>66449434
i'm not even him but whatever.
>>66449434
>kongs
>>66449434
holy shit he's an iggles fag. he's the one bitching about OWG guy tonight he's the guy saying hurrrr I've been here forever and this is not OWG hurrrrr
>>66449359
....are you really that stupid? You really think the ratio of American to Canadian posters on a Japanese cartoon review board can be used as evidence to prove more Americans watch hockey than Canadians? Your delusional af buddy.
>>66449460
... (funny dots again lol) no but if you had been here for more than one year you should know that every game needs a gamethread and all of canada disappears when its time for gamethreads. kippers and habsolutely have more balls than any of you because they keep showing up
>>66449467
>k
o
>n
g
>s
why are beaners so easily triggered?
>>66449502
>1975
>>66449502
>kongs
Why is the fox so smug?
>>66449534
>>66449467
if he really is the cuckposting tripfag you say just stop replying to him
> Dat ref at the Shark Tank
Who knew refs could be this based?
>>66449561
>tfw the flyers elite poster is an ex tripfag
he literally had to run and hide and now he thinks he can post here as anon
>>66449613
>tfw getting blamed for everyone you dont like
>kongs
>kong5
>kangs
>kongz
Hey hocfags how likely is it that Las Vegas gets a new team next year? I know the T Mobile Arena is opening next week, so that location is Based as fuck
>dive grass fag
>>66449673
Please not a another beaner team.
>>66449693
Kings fan too :^)
>>66449673
oh look its fuk_ponek being a fucking fag like usual
gg kongs
>yotes btfo same day, same score
pottery
is justin Braun elite?
:^)
>>66449738
Fuck off phonefag
>shorks
>>66449738
More elite than Quick :^)
>>66449749
>spencer
>>66449486
Gamethreads are pointless. I'd rather watch the game by itself. No serious discussion ever takes place anyways because people only post during intermissions for the most part.
>>66449710
all it has to do is go to reddit and say hey guys I'm a homo cock sucking faggot and I watch hockey and my parents disowned me for my mental illness and reddit will buy it rags season tickets. Instead it chooses to post in every thread here like its not easy to detect a horse fucker
>>66449738
Go shorks, you guys seem to get the least refpuck
>>66449673
Only if they round all the meme south western teams into one division. Kongs, Cucks, Shorks, Yotes, Stars, and LV should be one division.
post yfw California, Texas, Florida, Missouri, and Tennessee are all going to send teams to the playoffs while Canada sends 0
>>66449822
You forgot Illinois in that list
>>66449822
Smuk_bunnek
>>66449822
>yfw canadian refs win the cup this year like always
>>66449842
horse fucker
>>66449842
This is a good meme
Updated
>>66449894
even fuk made fun of people that tried to force shit memes
>KONGS
Flyers are ELITE
>>66449894
WEW
>>66449931
>flylels
AHHH! BRUCE! IT'S THE WILD! AHH! THEY'RE THE ANSWER! THE MINNESOTA WILD! ZACH PARISE IS THE KEY! YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE! THEY'RE GOING TO WIN THE CUP!
made a webm of based ref
>>>/wsg/1010719
>>66449942
>thinking the Mild aren't going to get BTFO in the first around against the Stars
topfam m8
>>66449954
He sounds really angry
>vinny was the only good kong tonight
>>66449967
>sturrs
>anything but a first round exit
lmao offense wins championships amirite
>>66450012
pedosota has neither offense nor defense
>>66449999
WITNESSED
>>66449999
WEW
E
W
>>66449999
WHAT THE FUCK THREAD DERAIL NOW
>>66449999
holy shit lmao
>>66449999
After reviewing the play.. the call on the ice.. STANDS - we got quads
So I went to my first hockey game last week (Sabres @ Hurricanes). Never really looked into the sport much, but I must say it was a really fucking exciting experience. Can't believe what I've been missing.
What are some things I should know about the league?
Also, GO CANES
>>66450081
The canes will probably be relocated soon
>>66450093
STOP DELETE THIS DELETE THIS
>>66449999
/hoc/ wins again
>>66450093
No. Not in the next 8 years at least
>>66450081
He's your future
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sebastian_Aho_(ice_hockey,_born_1997)
>>66450118
He's honestly such a fucking loser.
It's been ĺess than 6 months and how many things do we have to absolutely meme on Canada with? 4 years of him they'll be complete shells.
>>66450018
>Canada has playoff bound teams.
>>66450142
at least canada will never have a nigger for a president
>>66450174
Say what you will about Obongo, and I'm not an Obongo fan myself but Cuckdeau is a walking joke.
I don't even know how many pictures I have of him in full Muslim garb praying to Allah.
And considering Obongo was full raised Muslim it's pretty hilarious that Cuckdeau completely obliterates him in sucking shitskin dick
>>66450211
remind me who's president is literally a nigger?
>>66450211
Pretty sure ubungo goes to Christian mass on holidays
>>66450218
And what will you say next year when trump is pres?
>>66450211
>saving pictures of another country's prime minister
Never go full 4chan
>>66450211
>>66450142
Please don't remind me.
The only consolation is that he'll legalize weed in his 4th year right before the new election. and that will help to numb the pain of having to endure him for another 5 years after that.
>>66450228
he wont be, and here's the kicker:
The next president will be a menopausal woman
>>66450231
>he thinks shillary won't be in prison
>he thinks even if she's not, that she has a chance
Lmao your delusion knows no bounds
>>66450241
sorry m8
your 62% white country will not elect trump
>>66450247
>>66450241
Please watch our sport
>>66450247
>man says nervously for the 7th time this year
>>66450256
nah I dont /pol/ post
only fucking losers visit that circular loop of stupidity
>>66450275
>mad at sandwiches
>mad at pol
>mad at Obama
>mad at American teams
>Snes still aren't mathematically eliminated
>>66450291
>Mad at Canada
>qu13k has a .845 save percentage in 3 games against the sharks this year
Why are we not dead yet?
>>66450321
I just don't want the middle eas-err, "New Canadians" right on my doorstep
>>66450330
What do you care my 62% white friend
Fuck Canadian cucks
>tfw somebody gets so salty when you are beating them 4-0 after 1 period they set the controller down and walk away from the TV for the rest of the game
I memed my way into my fantasy final (thank you based Parise) only to have Quick and Rinne shit the bed.
I have chosen the team to temporarily bandwagon. That team is: THE SHARKS
>>66450660
Have fun with your one round of ploffs
Name a better tendie
>protip
>you can't
>>66450657
>finnish goaltending
Ded as fuck
>>66451373
:DDDDDDDDDD
>>66448642
huomenta
explain yourself canada
>>66449894
WHAT IS HE UP TO?
>>66451541
He's fucking your mom, just like everyone else
>>66449999
>four identical digits
>four
>>66451551
>swede fucking a greek man's mom
>greek fucking a swede milf on summer
>also fucking the dad
what do you think is more probable to happen?
>>66451551
Wtf he is trying to say?>>66451578
>>66451594
No idea, perhaps that he's bisexual
>>66451599
Wew
Autistic smelly liberal left wing bisexual NEET living with his mom
>scandinavian and finnish damage control
>>66451630
I should have ignored him tbf
>>66451528
>president
>>66451528
the fact that you think Canada has to apologise to N.Korea speaks volumes both about you and N.Korea.
>>66451685
good morning sweden
>>66451797
GOOOOD MOOORNING USAA
Bruins gonna Bruin
>>66448639
>rags fans think they'll win the cup
Whens the last time they won the cup again?
>>66449097
>thinking the Kings are the best
>not having 3 cups in 6 years
The Blackhawks are the best and they'll prove it by winning it again this year.
>missed the game last night
>Detroit won again
Bulletproof tactic
>>66451732
good morning greece I made you a pokemon also
Habs r GOAT
>>66449224
Dank river critter m8
>>66452145
go back to your loser thread
Who wins the Hart this year?
>>66452402
what's that supposed to mean?
Ok lads, which of these jerseys should I get to look cool at drop in games:
>Kuznetsov - 92
>Jagr - 68
>McDavid - 97
>Justin Williams - 14
>Toffoli - 73
>>66452443
Easily Jagr m8. That jersey will be timeless.
>>66452443
Barkov 16
>>66452443
>wearing another man's name while playing
none you stupid faggot this is the equivalent of full kit wanker
>>66452443
'cuck'
>>66452470
>not pretending to be an NHL superstar on the ice
>not embracing their talents to dominate beer league peasants
It's like you're not even trying mate.
>>66452465
I'd prefer not to have a bust's name on a jersey thank you very much, if I were to get a young Panthers player it would be Ekblad.
>check out bans page because bored
>at least 4 people banned in last 3 hours for underage
youre next faggots
>>66452491
Laine 29
remember after the lockout when they actually called penalties and multiple players would be around 110 points going for the art ross? nah fuck that let's just make the goals bigger
>>66452443
I have a Toffoli Jersey, dude has hands like silk, and he's a 30-goal scorer in his 2nd season. He's goin places senpai
>>66452758
Kuznetsov is going further though, so maybe I should get a hybrid of McDavid, Kuznetsov and Toffoli.
>>66452871
>McTofnetsov
>No. 973
would buy
tell me about this guy yuros
Is vesey going to the leafs or bruins? It's so hard to tell because on one side it's his hometown and most likely favorite team growing up. But on the other side his father and brother are associated with the team.
This whole tampering shit is hilarious though. If he has the right to test free agency, who the fuck is poile to tell him otherwise? It's nice to see a player doing what he feels is best for his career. Hes a Harvard graduate so clearly he has a brain. I honestly don't care where he signs.
>>66453053
THIS IS SPARTA
>>66451850
tfw no kings gf
>>66453053
his last name means "nailed on"
as in, "I nailed him on the cross"
>>66453103
nice
Poll time.
>Did you think your team could potentially be a cup contender this year
>Are they a cup contender now?
>What team?
>Yes
>No
>Wings
>>66453053
what a bust
>>66453161
>kek hell no
>contending for the lottery
>leafers
>>66452443
19, 5, or 9 are the only correct answers
>>66453161
Could meme
Yes
No but they're heating up
Mild
>>66453161
>Yes
>Yes
>Kings
>>66453161
>yes
>yes
>kings
>>66453105
I want him then
>>66453161
Yes
Yes
Blots
>>66453161
>No
>No
>Wings
>>66453311
>Minnesota Wild
I would rather die than wear that shit.
>>66453311
This sweater is fucking atrocious. They seriously need to redo the logo and come up with better color schemes.
tfw your canadian team gets eliminated
>>66453363
the logo looks fine. put the red socks and pants make them look christmas mode 24/7
>>66453380
Unequivocally the ugliest sweater in the nhl.
>>66453380
>mfw the mexican train gets kidnapped by train cartels
>mfw the indian train shits coal everywhere
do I even have to ask if the writer for this new show is a rangers fan enriching me?
>>66453398
>liking the Nashville yellow
Are you high?
>>66453413
logo was better when it was deli mustard yellow
>>66453413
That's a close 2nd. Still less ugly than fucking ugly Christmas sweaters
>>66453444
trips confirm
>>66453468
Canadians don't bandwagon. We're not fairweather babbys like you casuals.
>>66453161
>no
>no
>flyers
>>66453468
Marlies
>>66453495
Literally whoever is the WC2 is guaranteed a first round exit, probably a sweep, by the Caps. Doesn't matter who it is.
>>66453531
If I were a caps fan I would not want to play the pens first round. They're a team that probably would beat the caps.
>>66453863
>>66453863
you could be in the playoffs
>Laffs
>>66453895
>this flag
>this topic
opinion discarded
>>66453919
Its okay m8 Americans will never know this feel.
>tfw B's
>>66453919
>>66453945
>i dont even want those grapes
Your in the club and this girl slaps your ass.
What do you do?
Keep in mind she's 6'3 and 230 pounds.
>mad
>at refs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IsszeC9MG0
>>66449954
>>66454164
Is Wes McCauley elite?
Honorary Shorks fan desu
>>66453909
Don't mind if I snag myself a shiny new auston matthews :^)
>>66454222
at this point, the leafs deserve a shot at a #1.
>>66454221
Perhaps the least "not elite" ref
>>66454222
Your country needs to stop stealing all the number top picks. Either that or start using them properly
>>66454296
fuck the oilers, not my fault they suck at everything
>>66454296
Please don't categorize Canada with Edmonton. It's not the country's fault they have no clue how to draft or develop players.
>>66454319
Its not their fault youre poor and voted for trudeau
>>66451528
Latest season by piteous weakling franchise >Laffs confirm Canada's place as subject of world-wide laughter and scorn
>>66454319
>draft sedin twins
>no cups
>>66454394
yeah, because you wrecked any chance they had at being good
Oh good he's here again. Everyone prepare for him to say cuck and caitlyn every post
>>66454255
Hongcouver food desu
>>66454415
Stop giving him attention you retard. It's just like grease
>>66454408
nice
>>66452145
kek, why am I bat?
>>66452470
>this is the equivalent of full kit wanker
>>66454413
>Soft Swedish dorks
>good
no chance
>>66454415
>this asspain
>>66454443
It's because you're subhuman
>>66454443
because bats are very curious and like to ask questions
>>66454255
Homemade sweet chili
>>66453161
>no
>yes
>the New Jersey Devils
>>66454255
beans, sardines and sandwiches that my dad made me.
My dad is based.
>>66454475
>chili
nice
>laptop
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66454475
that looks delicious senpai
God kväll
>>66454515
it is
>>66454510
whats wrong with laptop? its my work laptop, I didn't even pay for it. I can watch streams on my couch and shitpost on the go.
>>66454545
it looks like a mac at first glance so it would be for gay fags
>>66454564
mac is just better for development and they make solid dependable laptops. I dont care for their desktops
its not a bad one either.
besides, my windows desktop is beefy enough for games, its not like I'm being held back.
>Pretend for a moment I have a job that I am hiring for. Please come to class having prepared a tweet (140 characters or less) that makes the case for why I should hire you.
thank god I'm graduating in 2 months. this is the cut off everyone younger than me is a fucking retard and will ruin the world with their feelings and twitters
Why are the wild in a playoff spot if they have a losing record? Who allowed this?
>>66454688
Are you in high school
>Landeskog Avalanche will deny >mild a wildcard spot
>mfw both the country of hockey and the state of hockey misses the playoffs
>>66454730
graduating from a 5 year college. I hate this world.
>>66454778
Your professor should be fired
>>66454778
>>66454688
Don't worry so much, your professor is probably just trying to be hip.
he/she doesn't realize that adults don't really use twitter, much less for business ventures.
also, probably just using it as a limiter. Be concise.
>>66454710
Because the Avs are shit. and the pacifishit is shittier. Apply yourself
>>66454778
5 years isn't standard?
We have, right after high school, 3 years bachelor's and 2 years master's
>>66454586
>better for development
development of AIDS
>>66454831
its a 5 years bachelor program with one summer off. 18 months is spent doing 3 different internships. I've worked at some cool places
>>66454881
>5 years bachelor program
what
How?
We also have summers off
>>66454913
>18 months is spent doing 3 different internships
it ends up being about 36 months of school which is standard for US colleges plus the 18 at work. I made $24k in 6 months at one of my internships its a sweet deal
>>66454913
I've never even had a summer off in college. Even that transition between high school and college I had classes. At least I'm graduating early. College blows 2bh
>>66454951
Ok, i didn't know that was a part of your schooling.
>>66454951
>48k a year internship
i made $10 an hour at mine, and even that was pretty stellar for an internship
>>66454962
yeah my school is known for it so a ton of companies offer positions to my school and it opens up a bunch networking. I worked for 3 of the world's biggest 250 companies. its the only reason to go to this expensive school.
>>66455025
it was in pharmaceuticals. you could see why this gay tweet shit pissed me off
ok enough of that hockey >rags etc
>>66454742
The avs are shit there's no chance they make it.
>>66455095
>rags
>C-C-Caps aren't going to win Stan Lee's cup because they won the President's Trophy
No franchise has ever won the SC when they also won the President's Trophy for the first time that season. However, the second time a franchise wins the PT, there is a 66.6% chance that franchise will also win the Cup in the same season. This second scenario officially applies to the Caps.
Read 'em and weep, faggots. I've just combated one meaningless statistic with another.
>>66455305
yeah but they have to get past the second wrong which is impossible
>>66455305
Didn't the rangers win both in 1994?
>>66455305
you should work for NHL on NBC
>>66455305
>No franchise has ever won the SC when they also won the President's Trophy for the first time that season
perfect example of why statistics are shit and used by the wrong people.
>>66455305
Pierre please leave.
>Montreal Canadiens have less points than the Devils
how
>>66455305
Yeah, but consider this:
The craps suck LOL
>>66455409
>Canada has more Muslims than Grease
how?
>>66455426
america has more muslims than canada
how?
>>66455469
Obama
>>66455469
larger population overall
BINLAND TRANSLATE!!!
>>66455376
>implying Crosby's Cum Guzzler McGuirre gives a fuck about the Caps
>>66455552
liver gays debt today or die
>>66453161
no
no
Sabres
>>66455584
pay gay debt today or die
>>66455623
gays pay your debt today or die
>>66455552
hahahaha, being this obsessed! I love it!
>>66455584
>liver
what
Friendly reminder:
Contrary to what a Flylel fan might have you believe, the Vin cannot indeed, be binned.
wew Nylander gets front row seat to see how real elite center plays the game tonight.
>>66455713
give real translation to
>>66455552
>>66455699
It's supposed to translate to "lover"
>>66455726
PAY YOUR DEBT TODAY OR YOU WILL DIE GAY
HOMO=gay
it's pretty bad finnish(surprise)
>>66455782
>pretty bad finnish
KUUSI PALAA! :------DDDDDDDDDD
didn't know binns hate homos so much with all the benis :---------DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>66455816
finns don't hate gays but it's often used as a dysphemism
>>66455903
What does Finland hate?
>>66456059
migrants
>>66456059
dishonest people
>>66456059
Gold medals
>>66456226
oh look its the canacaitlyn
>>66456243
Hey he has nothing else in his life besides shitposting
Wonder what he's gonna do til hockey season is over
>>66456395
Probably talk about all the Canadian players on American teams
>>66456395
he's slipping that one took him 7 minutes to respond
>I really think we're close to contending. I really do.
Kill yourself, Willie. 8 straight losses, shutout 4 times, out shit 50-15 a couple of games, and we're CLOSE to CONTENDING?
What the fuck is this shit?
www means lol in nippon hory shet
>>66456521
That's my gf pls apologize
ticket sales girl just called me again. yeah she wants me so I'm screening her calls just to make her want it more
>>66456538
Warai is laughing in japanese, they just use w.
What went wrong?
>>66456853
Brillo pad for hair.
>>66456810
I know the nips just explained it to me
>>66456853
Hasn't he played pretty well lately? I don't really pay attention to the sablels
>>66456538
Simple guide to Japanese internet communication
>w = lol
>www = lololol
>888 = *clapclapclap*
This covers about 90% of it
You may post below this line if your team has a chance of winning the Stanley Cup in the next 50 years*.
___________________________________
*excluded teams: any Canadian team, rags
>>66457688
about 98%
>>66457903
Great post friend. Well done you really nailed it.
>Team loses
>Avoid /hoc/ for rest of the day
>>66458146
Thanks for reminding me about 1980, what a great year for our country, created the greatest moment in sports history that year. good times
>>66458224
>created the greatest moment in sports history that year. good times
Do Americans actually believe this?
>>66458517
Name a better and more recognizable moment in sports history. You have 10 seconds.
>>66458517
It is objectively the greatest moment in sports history. There has never been an underdog moment even close to that with such important political implications. The only thing close is Jesse Owens blowing the fuck out of hitler
>>66458598
>>66458675
>that flag
>that post
>>66458729
So you can't name one?
>>66458598
Summit series
Back to back Olympic gold
2002 Olympics
>>66458675
Only Canada already did it 8 years earlier than the Americans and it wasn't a massive fluke
>>66458825
Summit Series used pro players
>Irrelevant Canada thinks their sports moments are better than the moments of the main protagonist of the world
kek
>>66458825
The reason it is the best moment in sports history is exactly that reason. It's a bunch of literal who kids beating a team that the NHL all stars and team canada couldn't even beat.
>>66458762
>some shitty American hockey team managed to meme their way into a gold medal
Is American sports history that shit?
>>66458901
>fluke on ice used amateur hockey players
>wasn't even best on best
Might as well brag about world championship wins m8
>>66458979
But team canada did beat them 8 years earlier.
Lmao Canada always so mad when you bring up the best hockey game ever played.
I guess I'd be too if I cared about something so much only to be excluded from greatness by my superior noncaring neighbour
Daily reminder that Great Britain has the same amount of gold medals as USA.
This never gets old
>>66459831
that's just embarassing, having same number of medals as britain i mean.
Reminder that great Britain and Canada have the same number of stanlee chamber pots since >1993
Lmao """""""""""""our____game""""""""""
>>66460062
weak
>Canada and Minnesota have 0 (zero) teams in the play offs and no cups since relevant times
>USA has no gold medals since relevant times
what if you combine the irrelevancy of team USA and canadian/minnesotan nhl teams into one übermediocre blob?
>>66458825
>not better
>not more recognizable
>not within 10 seconds
LELMAO are you even trying?
>>66460184
It would still be more relevant than anything finland's little brother has ever done
>>66460184
Minnesota is in the playoffs and the choke would be worse than 3-0 for them to move
>>66460268
leave estonia out of this
>>66460206
>a-a-amateur golds count
>s-s-so what if it wasn't best vs best
Get out
>>66460330
Canada entered a post-memetic depression
The memery will improve when we get closer to the draft lottery and they start to feel happy again
>>66460434
SHOTS FIRED
TAKE COVER
>>66460184
>Minnesota isn't in the playoffs
>Swedish reading comprehension
>>66460434
Autism Matthews to Deadmonton. He ain't gonna like the cold, bruh.
>Canada's best defenseman repeatedly stated that 2 Stan Lees were better than 2 meme golds
>>66460543
>Oilers first overall again
REEEEEEE MAKE IT STOP DELETE THIS
>>66460612
>a "meme medal" is America's most important sports memory
How embarrassing
>>66460524
>implying Colorado won't make it
>implying Minisoda won't choke
>>66460608
>start
>implying USA isn't Canada's first line of defense
>>66460729
>regressalanche
>ploffs
Take Mohammeds dick out of your mouth Sven it's blocking the blood flow to your brain and making you delusional
Do Americans actually value their meme amateur gold medal?
All medals pre 1998 are irrelevant desu
>"White" House
>black people live there
>>66460814
wow really mature you guys, keep the hockey discussion flowing, I can't seem to absorb all this hockey knowledge at once, bravo, malakes
>>66460748
Well I know we already are, but Trump will start making Canada pay us for it
>>66461042
4chan is normie as fuck
>>66461146
but muh sekret klub
>>66461226
9000 penises have long since shriveled.
Why do Devils/Oilers fans dress like this
>>66462424
They have given up.
>>66462424
Average Devils fan
(knife not pictured)
>>66462702
is that a cigarette or blunt?
>>66462702
>knife not pictured
Because it's stuck in someone else
>>66462817
Stabbing a flyers fan is a public service
>>66462702
>Deil's gear is red
>get hat in blue
Was he Crippin' it up?
>>66460814
>Pedesota
>calling anyone else delusional
>>66462424
Was this taken in 1997?
>>66462953
Probably within the last 3 years
pens play tonight and I'll be busy and not make a gamethread sorry lads. its just the sabers anyway
>>66461042
link to survey I wanna take it I'm an hour for something and I'm just waiting around
hope the pens keep the petal to the meddle through these final games
Me on the right
>>66463457
Me in the middle
>>66463538
Strong file name Tbh
>>66463538
>that confident posture of finland
based
>>66463599
>>66463538
look at russia not knowing what to do with his hands. finland and slovaks with confidence in their hands
>>66463538
NA is a qt
i love this man
>>66463692
he doesn't even like hokkei
rarre pierre timme
>>66454072
is that his mom?
>>66454515
those colors dont even match the logo
2/10
>>66463811
OMG he must be dressed up by mom. My nigger.
new thread for pierre
>>66463859
>>66463859
>>66463859
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