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NJ:Cory Schneider (knee) hopes to play Thursday
CHI:Source: Crawford dealing with head injury
PIT:Pens will start Matt Murray against Sabres
MON:Habs' Gallagher hopes to play Thurs. or Sat.
BUF:Evander Kane (UBI) doubtful for Tuesday
SJ:Joe Thornton scores game-winner vs Kings
CAL:Sean Monahan nets game-winner vs Coyotes
CAL:Sam Bennett leads Flames to 5-2 victory
ANA:Corey Perry leads Ducks past Oilers
TB:D Victor Hedman posts goal and assist in win
TB:G Ben Bishop excels in 3-0 shutout over Leafs
WAS:Nicklas Backtrom grabs two points as Caps win
this one's my favorite
Delet this
>>66463963
t. Crosby
What did he mean by this?
>>66463988
Away locker room at the building ya rube
SIDNEY PLEASE SAVE ME
my meetings about to start this was fun
>>66463859
>Caps win President's Trophy
>Not listed in OP highlights
>>66464103
boohoo
Who hyped for a guaranteed exit for the Caps now that they won the President's Trophy?
>>66464138
>filename isnt 20 seconds til rape
>>66464103
>>Caps win President's Trophy
>WAS:Nicklas Backtrom grabs two points as Caps win
>>66464103
>meme team misses babby trophy
>If not for their day-after-end-of-season makeup game against the Caps, the Anaheim Ducks would have gone over 5 weeks (from the beginning of March through the end of the regular season) without playing in a back-to-back situation.
nice scheduling buttman.
>muh california teams must win
>>66464063
That's got to be the slowest and most awkward tv entrance ever. So Pierre!
>>66464317
thats what he does
Why are people still sleeping on the Wild?
>>66464401
>mild
>>66464401
Because they fucking suck
>>66463988
>What did he mean by this?
Eric Staal is Zoolander
>>66463988
Went local and became a NASCAR fan
>>66464426
no u do
Is there a team with as little hope for optimism as the Ottawa Senators?
>melnyk surviving cancer
>murray's terminal cancer is like the least effective cancer ever
>bobby ryan still on contract for 6 years $7.25 million
>phaneuf still on contract for a long time
Bow down plebs
>>66464535
Canucks, canes, BJs seem pretty equal
>>66464541
Kiss the rin...oh wait
>>66464535
What's wrong with Booby Ryan?
>rags
>>66464684
7.25 million a year to be the first line guy
He has gotten 48, 54, and 53 points in his three years so far
Booby is overpaid and takes way too many games off
>Leave Bustlander to me
>>66464684
Sens fans hate him and I don't know why.
Bobby Ryan is one of the few hockey players out there who strives for authenticity. Extremely unpopular right now, when a few corporations dominate all media and people are inundated with "ironic" and "socially conscious" consumerism.
Can't afford to even think about being a 'real' person when I've got my smartphone apps and netflix shows to catch up on else be left out of that all important loop of idiots praising the same stupid shit over and over.
Gen X and it's ideals are even more ephemeral than the hippies who were gunna take over the world with love. Podcasting, Indie music and film was the actual crash of the wave - the high water mark.
A mockery of authenticity is the future, Bigotry, shame, and hatred for people who want to hold on to tradition, just like the French revolution it will be the guillotine for all those deemed 'establishment' while the actual establishment and status quo supporters change their tunes to superficially match the ravenous rabble too fucking stupid to realize they're all god damn fascists.
>>66464936
Whoa there charles dickens
>>66464401
Because they still have a losing record
>11 (one million) loser points
>>66464932
bustlander gets front row seat to watch real elite center to play. He should be happy.
>>66465010
Delete this
t. Gary
remember the last time the caps won the president's trophy lel
What game(s) should I watch tonight? Gonna watch Kitties-Laffs atleast but what else?
>>66465087
Avs-Bloos
>>66465087
Wild vs Blackhawks are always good games. And the threads are fast and meme friendly
Go debbies.
t. wongs
>no gamethreads
pens sabers. my thing went short
>>66465228
>>66465228
>>66465228
>>66464936
I'm using this pasta
>>66464936
Kind of reminds me of the jets millitary industrial complex autist.
>>66465296
>crossboard pasta
>>66464623
Hurricanes and BJs are in a great position to succeed. The only thing holding them back is their division. Rags and Debbies are the only teams in immediate trouble as far as the foreseeable future goes. They still have to compete with the Penguins, Caps, Islanders, and Flyers. Those teams will make it difficult for the Canes and Bjs to breakout.
Canucks are fucked though. At least the Sedin sisters will retire soon and free up some cap space. But their prospect pool is pretty weak. They've been surviving off Brian Burkes moves for too long. They have a difficult road ahead.
>>66465472
Imagine the memes when the BJs get a cup
>>66465540
Their a long way from a cup team. But I guess if the Canes can do it, anyone can.
>>66465494
Some fag made a shitty wongs habs gamethread without linking it.
>>66465472
canes are stuck with ward and BJs spent too much for saad to suck like that and I dont know how long theyre stuck with hartnell but theyre both kind of stuck in that halfway point where anything can happen
>>66465635
why do retards keep putting /hoc/ in gamethreads? he didnt even put official the newfag
>>66464623
The fuck? The canes have a decent future. The blue jackets aren't fucked nor likely to succeed. And yeah the canucks are fucking screwed LOL.
>>66465667
Ward is a fucking free agent this summer. Why do Americans insist on talking about hockey when they don't even know the smallest of details?
>>66465774
>Why do Americans insist on talking about hockey when they don't even know the smallest of details?
and you just killed the conversation well done. start talking about cucks and shit
>>66465816
>>66465816
You said something wrong, deal with it
>>66465731
at least they will still be better than the oilers
>>66465918
Oilers are one young finnish forward away from being elite.
>>66465972
Some one to play on the right side of Hall and Leon "The Final Solution" Draisaitl.
lel
>PENG PONGS
>Pongs getting btfo by the Sabres
Who would've thought
>>66466247
>>66466285
>kikel has no points
>>66465157
MAKE THE GAMETHREAD SENPAI
>10 mins in and literally nothing has happened
>pens have 18 sog
>sabres have 9 sog
>somehow buffalo is winning 3-0
>the city of Matthew Murray
lol seriously wtf
>>66466511
>9 SOG
>WINNING 3-0
HOLY KEK JUST
Someone post lightning Pepe shitting in the detoilet
>>66466511
ristolainen is just bullying crosby all over the ice lel.
So is the Blues are threat in the playoffs or are they gonna get bounced out in the first round?
3rd to last one
>>66466862
english please, jose
discus
>>66467046
So is the Blues a legitimate Cup contender or are they just a meme team?
>ch1raq
>>66467070
poor winterpeg
>>66467070
>Due to rounding, percentages don't always add up to 100.
What is rounding by weight?
>>66467070
>hating bill
>>66467070
I'm impressed
I don't see anything shocking
>>66467070
>Hongcouver is the best Canadian city according to professional Canadian hockey players
>>66467070
>NOTE: Due to rounding, percentages don't always add up top 100
Do they think people are retarded?
lmao, ristolainen exposed
>>66467164
Because they can always win an easy road game
>>66467070
>no one gives a fuck about Calgary either way
>>66467198
>calgary: it exists!
>>66467070
>tfw your favorite team doesn't show up once on any of the polls
>>66465087
Preds/stars are usually fun.
>>66467198
It's not a "big" city but you have a good chance of getting decent weather when you go there. Makes sense that it is neither loved nor hated
AHAHAHAHASHH DUNCSN "CANT STAND THE HEAT" KEITH
ahahhaaha pens coming back
>sabres
this meme game just keeps on memeing
wild fans chanting "we are better" at hawks.
BASED
What did she mean by this? pic.twitter.com/eBtP3GKtcH
>>66467808
why do you follow this faggot you shitposting iphone /tv/ fuck
>>66467885
>google san jose sharks
>top story
>link to guy who made gif of incident
>>66467981
no its not
>buffalel
Jesus sablels what the fuck :D
>steen back on the ice literally a minute 45s
>scars an goal
So based
>blowing a three point lead
larkuck just got BTFO
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
>>66468217
>point
>>66468215
n-not his f-fault, team is b-bad I swear!!11
KEEP YOUR HEAD UP COLLEGE BOY
Lmao Panthcucks are losing to the Laffs
i'm watching florida-leafs and i heard Nylander is supposed to be playing but i literally can't see him anywhere.
meanwhile based barky is destroying laffs.
>Detoilet losing
>>66468369
Laffs will remember that they're supposed to tank in the 3rd
>>66468384
>destroying laffs
>losing
>>66468452
just wait
https://youtu.be/IKp4gzFIzO4
Are Manitobans human?
>>66468555
>trips
checked
holy fuck does living in chiraq start to rub off on you and you act like a nigger?
>>66468555
Suspension worthy desu
>>66468670
>nervegas.webm
>>66468670
What a fucking dive holy shit
>>66468670
>the playoffs logo
top kek
>>66468555
>>66468670
WAKEY WAKEY
>>66468670
This one isn't quite as bad. He probably meant to just get him in the arm/stomach for slashing at his bare hand, normal retaliatory slash that got out of hand. With Coyle he pauses and then still decides to hit him in the head
>>66468555
>>66468670
Kinda surprised we don't see this more often honestly
>>66466059
Yakupov has actually looked really good there these past couple of games. Both him and Hall have that top end speed and are aggressive on the fore-check. It seems to make a pretty good combination as long as Draisaitl covers defensively and Yak can finish more often. But it would still be nice to have that prototypical power forward in the top 6. Maroon has done a good job so far, hopefully he stays healthy for a few more years.
>>66468748
HE A GUD BOY HE LOVED EDUCATION HOW HE SPOSED TO GIT HIS MONEY
>>66468774
they bring the hammer down hard on it. everyone knows its off limits
>>66468746
GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ebln9I-VpQk
>>66468774
Canadians are normally taught to control their sticks but Keith is a NCAA cuck that wore a cage rather than a visor
>hasb
>>66468890
It's still 50/50
>>66468828
he still left his skates
>>66468939
Poor barkov is getting btfo by kadri
>pierre edition
What's your favorite dirty Keith moment?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VK10RMnUlA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XiTS8NjNao
>>66468993
More like Luongo getting btfo by Kadri
>>66469034
>head shot on matt cooke
>>66466862
Let's see:
>Strong defensive core
check
>Offensive depth
check
>Consistently good goal tending
Check
>a cursed coach who will never win another Stanley cup
Check
Nope, sorry, the Blues will never win as long as they have Hitchcuck as coach.
>>66467070
keith is gonna get a couple more votes on this next year
>>66469034
Keith is legit a smaller pronger. He's based as fuck but crosses the line sometimes.
>>66469136
cant wait for keith's heart to stop on the ice
>>66469034
Some more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-SMjhK0YMU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk2etkHN3bI
>>66469103
That's my favorite too, although the Sedin hit is great because it ended the >cantpucks as a legitimate team
>>66469104
>blues
>good goaltending
Are you new or something?
>>66469160
Benn is actually based as fuck, just kept playing
>>66469227
good ol tough BC boy, same with keith
>>66469227
Benn's a nigger too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0bWTjSfz_c
>get caught with your head down
>try to start a fight
>>66469332
>!!!
KEITH A GOOD BOY HE AINT NEVER UP TO NO GOOD
>>66469332
Benn is secretly a dirty faggot
https://youtu.be/j4Dy4oIIZs8
>>66469391
For a "tough" guy he sure does love his stick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iUDU_UmwQQ
>>66469332
kek hall is such a fucking pussy
keith acts like such a little bitch, no wonder his wife was fucking half the locker room, he probably beats her too
>all this anti-Jamie Benn butthurt ITT
It probably sucks to be so jealous of one of the best players in the game today.
>>66469454
false flag
>>66469467
What, you think I'm proxying?
t. actual Texasfag here
>>66468670
>>66468555
I knew I saw him somewhere else.
>>66469442
Not his job to fight after a clean hit
>>66469518
not his job to backcheck either
LEL
>>66469332
Hockey has become so pussified. Every big hit always stops the play so the pussies can touch each other and tell how much they love one another.
well as long as we're talking about good boys who dindu nuffin
>>66469454
You could have just memed about Keith instead but you chose to be bootyblasted
>a fucking car
>>66469627
There's nothing wrong with marrying a tranny
>>66469644
>says I'm bootyblasted
>I'm not the one posting about how Jamie Benn's a goon
Sounds like y'all are the real bootyblasted ones.
>>66469627
that's one of the best ones out there
>>66469685
good thing his wife has a dick, those would be the ugliest kids imaginable
Landeskog is the worst goon captain
>>66469727
t. chubby namefag pedo from minnesota
>>66469754
Their kids don't look that bad actually
>>66469200
But it is. If it wasn't than they'd have a shit GA stat. Good goalie just means he's capable of stopping the shots he should stop. Great teams don't need great goaltending, they only need their goalies to stop the outside shots and the occasional in close shot. Good teams don't allow lots of good chances against.
>>66469727
Memehawks fans are worse than Pats fans
>>66469727
blackcocks and kongs threads are impossible to enjoy with their tripfags
OK it seems Trocheck is out, Kitties comeback has been called off. I repeat, Kitties comeback has been called off
Mike Brown is Montreal's tank captain
>broons outshoot Devils 40-15
>LOSE
Misery
>>66469792
Sorry friend but youre wrong. The reason they haven't done shit is because their goaltending has always been a liability. They have one of the best defenses in the league which is why Elliot and Allen look goat in the regular season but turn into pedestrians come playoff time.
>>66469927
>Finnish goaltending
>>66469927
Remove Tuukka
what the fuck
>Keith was assessed a match penalty for intent to injure and is suspended indefinitely
is the indefinite suspension standard for ejections or is he fucked? I've never seen it worded this way
>>66469927
>Missing 3 open nets in the 3rd period down by 1
JUST
Fuck, why can't the laffs just tank properly
>>66469975
That's how match penalties work. The NHL reviews it right away and decides if a hearing is necessary.
>Islels fans booing the shooter in Shootout
No class desu.
>>66470018
yeah but its barely been any time since its happened so I'm wondering if the nhl already saw it and said suspend that faggot or if a game ejection is always a indefinite suspension until the nhl looks at it
>>66470025
thank you
>>66470038
is this your first hockey game?
Why is Tavares so trash at shootouts?
ALSO YES YES YES WIN
>>66470024
>22 SOG
>4 goals
LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>66470062
>>66470062
>>66470062
No, I just hate NY fans
>>66470068
plenty of elite players are
the better question is why does that fat fucking piece of shit behind the bench keep sending him in
>4 goals
>Nylander 0+0
>1 goal
>Barkov 0+1
ayyyy
>>66470091
You obviously suck cock for a hobby
>>66470105
too true, crapuano needs to get out pronto
>>66470105
>plenty of elite players are
lmao elitep layers aren't bad at anything stop E!SPN memeing
>>66470137
well shootout isn't hockey so it's all good
>still technically not as bad as the laffs
/HOC/
DON'T YOU DARE BE SOUR
CLAP FOR YOUR 2016-17 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS AND
FEEL
THE
POWER
>>66470147
>>66470018
>>66469981
>>66469727
look at all the deleted posts it was chubs lmao
>>66470185
What an asshole
eichel fucking sucks on breakaways.
>>66470311
LEL
what a fucking cuck
>>66470319
Looks more like the nuts to me
Hey Evan, don't post /hoc/ memes on Facebook
>>66470185
Fucker had it coming
>yfw the Stars win the Stan Lee Cup
>>66470467
>mfw Niemi gives up 15 goals a game
KIKEL A BUST
I really like it when the Blues do well.
>>66470068
>getting poke checked in the shootout
>by cam fucking ward
also one of two things are going to happen to >us this april
a) detroit passes us and philly ends up leapfrogging us in the last game of the season when we lose to them in regulation
b) we're swept by Washington/Tampa in the first round
B
I
ALLAHU HATRICK
t. Nazeem
>florida empties their net on fucking TORONTO
>5-2
>>66470464
I cannot believe the team sent Prust down after doing the Nucks a solid like that. Also
Sharks @ Canucks
>>66470591
>>66470591
>>66470591
>>66470560
maybe the cats win the divison, then I want the first WC more than the 3rd seed
When will the mods leave me alone, dudes? Just absolutely relentless.
reminder that matt murray has never ever given up a goal in a shootout in the NHL
>>66470698
just stop posting, its not like anyone actually likes your posts anyway.
i'm just getting an information to my ear that Puljujärvi and Laine had asked their friend Barkov to tank this game because they don't want to end up in the Laffs.
Good guy Florida desu
FINLAND DESTROYING HAWKS
MUAHAHAHAHAH
>>66470977
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27SS8Pnmrok
Press F
>>66471086
Want some toasted ravs too?
>>66471086
ONE OF US
>Bruins lose
>Wongs lose
pens postgame is anyone cares
https://www.nhl.com/penguins/video/live-penguins-postgame/t-277437428/c-42169303
>panthlels
>Detoilet
>Bombston
>Detoilet
>two more games played than Philly
>tied in points
they are so fucked lol
>>66471281
The Empire were the good guys, so your pic is fitting.
So the Memehawks window has officially shut
>>66471086
F(ire Roy)
Kadri with the Jihaty. Would have loved to see someone throw a turban on the ice.
>>66471527
seriously this. its a bunch of hippie jedis against order trying to make everyone live efficiently in a connected world that wants to prosper
>wongs are actually going to miss the playoffs
wow
Is it possible for both the wongs and the bruins to miss the playoffs?
The Befuddled and Blighted Hovel that is Boston:
Blues
Blackhawks
Canes
>wongs
Senators
The Dilapidated and Disheveled Shantytown of Detroit:
Wild
Maple Leafs
Flyers
>bruins
Rangers
I do believe it is indeed possible for them to both be relegated to the AHL. They are so bad I can't even meme on the Rangers or the Maple Leafs in good conscience.
>>66471585
good or bad they are still losers
kek
Is 4chanX broken again?
The Wongs are actually going to miss the playoffs. Jesus.
discuss
Can we all agree that the shithawks will never win another Stanley cup?
Très bien, Habs
>>66471669
i take this information and process it with the facts we already know and come to the conclusion that Pens suck in the 1st and 3rd periods.
>>66471628
no. restart browser
>>66471669
fast teams destroy other teams in the second period and smart teams are able to make the quick first intermission strategy changes. pens are fast as fuck
>>66471628
Probably, what's happening?
>>66471712
Y doe
>>66471712
I have several times and reinstalled it. There's no setting buttons in the corner, reset timer in the bottom right, etc.
>>66471702
penguins are very good in the third. they are the only team to not blow a lead entering the third period all season
>pitts aleet
oh shit
>>66471600
Snes have to get their shit together, which isnt happening anytime soon. Everyone else in the Atlantic is eliminated
>>66471733
just reinstall it then, works fine for me still
>mfw the wild win the cup
>>66471720
what?
>>66471733
mine's working fine have you restarted computer? how longs it been going on
>>66471766
>+ dubs
damn, i guess the pongs are ELITE
>>66471733
Do you have the correct version of 4chanX, there are two.
HAWKS SWEPT.
BRING THE BROOMS LADS
>>66471868
>>66471846
I'm a retard. Somewhere along the line he updated the settings and a bunch of shit changed, apparently I wasn't aware since hotpockets keeps banning everyone and I leave during my vacations.
>>66471923
welcome back
>>66471995
>tfw got a 3 day ban for posting 'sweden yes'
>>66465051
We already exorcised the Halak demons
>>66472090
Ovechkin looks injured and slow. He's not playing his normal physical game either. I don't think you guys are gonna pull it off this season.
Be afraid of the mild
>mfw the Wild GBTFO by Dallas and every faggot Minnesota cuck kills themselves
get fucked faggots
>>66471527
>>66471585
Literally get the fuck out of here /pol/
>>66472114
>Ovechkin looks injured
he's already admitted he is injured
>>66472143
>>66472133
>mfw the blackcocks couldn't beat that same wild team ONCE this year
>>66472161
Oh. I didn't hear he confirmed it. Sucks shit for you guys. RIP.
>>66472143
Or what
>>66472162
>fake trump hat
gross
>>66472143
silly flyers
>this commercial about the little girl shitting and wiping
I wonder who could be behind this
>>66472174
he sat out the all star game from it and said again recently its still bothering him
>>66472133
SWOOSH SWOOSH
>>66471846
Y do fast teams perform best in the 2nd?
Holy shit thank you based laffs. You can't have >our captain but >we appreciate it
>>66472386
Oilers don't
>>66472386
the long shift and breakout passes catch tired dmen that cant shift or make bad shifts. bill, hags, kunhackle, rust, and daley, crosby, and letang passes lead to many goals.
merci beaucoup, canadiens. je vous adore
>that Malholtra segment
sad
;___;
>Wings lose
>Panthers lose
>Bruins lose
God damn a good night for Tampa.
Will the best American player score 40 goals this season (37 currently with 5 games, 1 period, and 2:01 left)?
Also
>chimptanen
j'adore le habbys. Merci beaucoup mes amis.
>>66472738
>>66472920
shut up
>game misconduct for shoulder to shoulder hit
>lay on ice crying
how come people are so weak?
>yfw the Stars win the Stan Lee Cup
>>66472969
Because he blindsided him 80 feet behind the play. Either post butt or go bitch in the game thread
>>66472997
I guess I wouldn't mind
>>66472934
>mon visage quand day-twah est fâché
Is Landeskog the biggest bust after yakupov? Also why is he captain? he clearly sucks at it.
>>66473080
He's not a bust but he's severely overrated.
>>66473080
no m8, the 2012 was shit all around. Yakushit was the best available. Landy is just shit
>>66473080
>mad
>at Sweden
>>66472889
But the best American player has 39 goals
>>66473080
Same reason Roy is a coach. Colorado is incompetent.
>>66473134
>yakupov was the best available
Well that just isn't true.
>>66473134
filip forsberg and olli maatta
dont forget >ghostbear and >vesey lmao
>>66473226
What do you expect with Canadians in charge
Guys, Kris Letang is currently the BEST defenseman in hockey, and it ain't even CLOSE.
>>66473292
>dooty
>>66473292
after doughty,ekblad and risto
>>66473322
>>66473315
Doughty can't reach the level Letang is playing at.
>>66473292
I've been saying it during these pointless karlsson doughty debates
AMERICANS be warned E!SPN is all over this keith ejection so if anyone knows that you like hockey they are going to try to act like this is the worst thing that has ever happened in the world tomorrow. treat plebs like the faggots they are
>mfw the condors miss the playoffs
>>66473292
penguins are literally elite right now
it's a repeat of 2009
>>66473349
What Keith did is suspendable but coyle wasn't injured on the play and didn't miss a shift. I would wager Keith gets 3 to 5 games given his history.
>>66473376
pens matchup horribly against panthers. Barkov has outplayed Crosby every game they have been heads-up and plus Trocheck and Bjugstad Pens just doesn't have enough depth.
>>66473408
>bustkov
>kitties
>relevent
>no depth
>that 2nd line with 2 literally whos and bill
>2 top players injured to be back in playoffs
just stop binland
>>66473397
yes that is the ameri /hoc/s opinion but the only thing that has made the national sports media for the nhl this year is the kane rape, the kane point streak, and then the other kane rape. this is the only thing national media is going to say about hockey for the past month or 2so its going to be annoying.
>>66473483
lol im just saying what has happened this season. don't be butthurt if your penguins aren't that good.
>>66473408
they played 3 times this year
>pens win in OT
>pens win in OT
>kitties win in SO
HOLY SHIT THE PANTHERS ARE SO MUCH BETTER
>>66473408
Depth has been the Pens biggest strength this season with all the WBS guys stepping up. Panthers aren't fast enough.
1. Most likely matchup/winner
2. Your most ideal matchup/winner
3. Your least ideal matchup/winner
4. Memeiest matchup/winner
5. Your team
Using only teams currently in the playoffs
>1. Bloos over Pens in 6
>2. Shorks reverse sweep the Craps
>3. Mild over >rags
>4. Blots over Ducks
>5. Avs
>>66473510
see
>>66473514
also Maata is a better fin than barshit
>>66473536
barkov has literally outplayed crosby every time they faced. pens just doesn't have guns to answer him.
>>66473532
>shorks reverse sweep craps
That is literally the most meme thing possible. I cannot think of any match up or situation that would ever be more memeing than this
WHERE IS BUSTKOV? I CAN'T SEE HIM
>>66467070
why is Canada le GOATESTIEST city in the world?
>>66473611
that game would literally never end. after 8 overtimes a team would finally score and it would go to review and the goal would be overturned. after 3 more overtimes everyone would quit
>>66473532
Lightning > Ducks
Lightning > Ducks
Ducks > Lightning
Lightning > Ducks
Lightning
>>66473627
HOLY SHIT I HAVE TO GO TO THE NEXT PAGE
>>66473362
Sorry. >our 2014 draft was shit so don't expect any reinforcements with pedigree next year either. Maybe the year after
>>66473611
It would be the only way they could break the curse of >3-0
>>66473627
Why are you wasting your time arguing barkov and Crosby with binland? One player could win the Hart while the other won't even crack the top 30 in scoring.
>>66473643
>least ideal
>not allowing a Blackhawks dynasty while pulling a SCF loss dynasty
>>66473634
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHGMqXQEfw4
any of you guys remember watching this game? I was so tired
>>66473648
There we are.
Right between fuckin Lushit and Vorachek.
Barkov was a first rounder?? LMAO.
BUSTKOV
U
S
T
K
O
V
>tfw one of the worst defenses in the league
>tfw holland's idea of fixing it is bringing in a d-man famous for offense and no defense
>tfw its going to cost >us muh streak
>>66473627
>mfw 3 players in the top 10
>>66473685
and still when it matters barkov totally dominated crosby.
>>66473532
>>2. Shorks reverse sweep the Craps
>>66473650
the #1 killer of the season was ben scrivens getting sent down and going 2 for 10 in the fucking AHL.
If scribbles had played even .500 hockey >we could still be in the playoff race.
>tfw i get first 4 playoff games and parking for free
>tfw I will never use them as long as the oil sucks ass
>>66473703
>the 2 line pass was still in effect
>>66473713
>when it matters
In case you forgot, winning a game in January doesn't really matter. I know you have acute autism and worship the only good thing to come out of finland the last 15 years, but please stop.
>>66473703
>tfw parents wouldn't let me stay up but dad woke me up to tell me the flyers won in OT
>>66473571
>>66473514
Barkov didn't even play in the Panthers win, either. His stats in the other two games...
>1 goal
>0 assists
>+/-0
>4 shots
Compared to Crosby in their 3 matchups...
>2 goals
>4 assists
>+3
>17 shots
As if there was any question.
>>66473766
winning games matter but watching the NHL standings i can see why you don't know anything about it.
>>66473703
>2 and a half games in one night
Can you imagine the feeling of futility of being that tired with literally nothing to show for it?
>>66473703
>no visors
>>66473778
such a shitty feeling for me staying up.
so /hoc/ what's the most amount of OTs the nhl would allow a playoff game to go before postponing it for the next night? I would say after 6 OTs they have to because thats 3 full games
>>66473703
Holy fuck that was a hard shot
>>66473485
As long as SJWs run the media, they're going to try to shit on a league full of relatively well behaved white guys. Just ignore them
>>66473799
>hurrrdurrr no Canadian in the playoffs
Nice post I should expect nothing less from someone so delusional.
>>66473833
>delusional
are you saying that there are canadian teams in the playoffs?
>>66473833
Well he has no relevant olympic medals so he needs something to shitpost about lel.
>not having 3 30 goal scorers on your team
>not breaking the single reason record for most empty net goals
>not BTFOing playoff teams on the regular
>not doing it while missing Tyler Seguin, Jason Demers, and Kris Russell
>not realizing Dallas isn't even in their final form yet
Why do fins root for a bust when they could root for a good fin?
>>66473864
every finn is a bust
>>66473864
>le cancer meme man
>"That's the Lions Gate Bridge here in Vancouver, it's kind of like the Golden Gate Bridge but it's Canadian, so it's 25% smaller." - Randy Hahn, 2016
BBBBLLLLEEEEEOOOWWNNNN TFO
T
F
O
>>66473806
never played a hockey game that long but I've played the full 120 minute soccer game and lost in PKs in playoffs and god damn is it gay I must've ran over 8 miles. I made my PK too
>>66465540
I'm already fully stocked for that situation friendo :^)
>>66473903
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
LITTLE
CANADIAN
PENIS
>>66467070
>Nashfags still butthurt over Suter.
WEW
>>66473904
in sprints alone I meant
>>66473778
I would have woken you up to tell you they lost, then let you find out they actually won in the morning
>>66473929
that's a cute height
>>66473703
I miss Marty Straka :(
>>66473939
>this is capable of being a model in suomi
>>66473946
>>66473929
nice hockey discussion
at least post butt
>>66473965
Shitposting is all I have left after tonight desu
>>66473953
him, jags, kasparaitis, and kovalev were fun. I had so much love for straka he was probably my favorite player
>>66473940
tbqh i thought i dreamt him telling me they won, then i woke up and saw that they actually did win
>>66473946
lol are you manlet too. That's really embarrassing height bro.
>>66473984
>he doesn't have the actual picture
>he posts this every time instead
go away fuk_ponek
>>66473796
UTTERLY DESTROYED
>bustk0v
>>66474022
nah
how about you
https://twitter.com/myregularface/status/715013526457331712
>getting injured on this hit
HOW
>>66473946
Does this mean I get that sweet asian ass
>>66474046
i'm 6'1
>>66474046
Nurse softened him up
>>66474080
Still a yellow mongol loser lel
>>66473984
i bet kippers ballooned to amerifat size from depression after the nucks got btfo
>>66474101
lol finnish guys are much more masculine than americans lad.
>>66474126
Not on a diet like this you aren't you faggot
>>66474046
He missed 1 shift for a mandatory concussion test, he's back in the game
>>66474080
proof
>>66474134
i eat meat and drink protein shakes.
Binland sucks swedens feminine benis
>>66474046
But hitting is for meanies
>>66474165
You eat cocks and drink cum
>>66472210
>those trashy pens fans
>>66474162
im not going to post pic just because you want to jerk off.
>>66474171
'no'
Thoughts?
>>66474193
He's a sandwich fag that hates finns for no reason just ignore him
What does DS stand for on the qmjhl website?
http://theqmjhl.ca/gamecentre/games/4541
Finns are soft as fuck
>bustk0v
>koivu x2
>granlund x2
>selanne
all gigantic pussies
>>66474213
Dicks sucked
>>66474213
dicks sucked
>>66474220
warriors, all of them.
>>66473397
>wasn't injured
Yeah, broken nose, and he missed one shift
>>66474193
>>66474249
I've broken my nose 3 times. all you do is stick a tampon in it and go back out there
>his team doesn't have a tampon in the medkit just for this reason
>>66474236
soft as FUCK
even softer than swedes desu
>>66474220
dude granlund is fucking garbage
why did we even get him???
>>66474250
Who the hell is this mongrel
>>66468788
Too bad Yakupov wants to leave for Montreal. And just when the players are finally starting to gel.
>>66474213
les shots dangeroux
>>66474250
wow you are ugly Kippers.
>>66474295
a finn binn
>>66474213
decent shots, the rest are just meme shots
>>66474165
And sit at the computer getting drunk for 17 hours a day
>>66474171
unexpected laugh made my snot shoot out my nose desu
>>66474288
to help the tank
he just took a penalty on a pk LEL
>>66474295
the winner of finlands top model
>>66474323
It's their version of meat and potatoes desu
>>66474162
>be random WHL goon
>somebody taps mcmeme
time to fight
>>66474345
when you're as soft as McMeme any tap could be a season ending injury.
hopefully none of the big finnish stud have to go to play in Vancouver. Damn that team sucks and the fans are really bad too.
>>66474317
>>66474324
Why are finns so fucking ugly god damn
>>66474378
inbreeding
shit genes
no vitamin d
fetal alcohol syndrome
>>66474378
>implying
It is inevitable
Stop bullying Binland guys
>>66474378
??????
>>66474427
Fuck Finland
>>66474427
they hate us cause they ain't us.
>Outshoot Devils 45-15
>Still lose
>Bombston
>>66474427
finland sucks dick
The only 3 players with a shot at gping 40/40/80 are two Americans and a Victorian (basically washington)
Is canadian hockey the biggest meme in history?
>>66474456
just ignore the sandwich posters and calibeaners. we hate them too but trump will kick them out
>>66474471
>Not even 10 total medals
>>66474480
kane is from buffalo (basically ontario)
is american hockey the biggest meme in history?
>>66474501
stop replying to faggots
so that faggot porn addict shork got a hat trick... but do hat tricks really count if it's an empty net???
>hasb
>>66474501
Pretty sure that goes to the potato pickers from Europe and the clinic their goalie put on you guys at the Olympics.
1st career hat trick for couture
The Red Wings deserve to miss the playoffs and get the tires of their golf cars slashed tbf
>>66474547
me on the leftest
>>66474533
I wish there was someway both Detroit and Philly could miss the playoffs, but alas shig
>>66473023
thx bby
>Cantcucks havent won a game in 9 games
top lel
>>66474567
I think we're almost at the point where the race is actually isles vs philly for the top wildcard and bruins vs detroit for the last playoff spot.
>>66474567
Devils/Hurrycanes would need to stop being so shit
>>66474597
>97
matthews confirmed for next mcdavid
canucks confirmed for elite tank team
>>66474597
We Matthews now
>mfw we draft his bust ass and then immediately flip him to Glendale for massive loot
>>66474567
Indeed, that would have been nice.
Is Duncan Kieth gonna be suspended for the rest of the season /hoc/?
>>66474613
>Aquilinis
>Good trades
You'll flip him for the next Patrik Stefan lel
>>66474617
>next Patrick Stefan
you cant trade a player for himself bruhbruh
>>66474616
Should be 25 games but will probably only be 7 or 10
what the fuck happened to the SJ VAN game?
this stream has been on permanent ad break for the last 10 minutes and the scoring on nhl.com has been stuck on .25 left on the clock
Finns
> Supposedly good in hockey
> Really in Canada and US for the meatbuns
>>66474569
gnight
>>66474648
It's over. NHL.com is shit.
SHIT
>if not for the penalties, we played a great game!
>the puck didn't bounce or way... that's tough
>but yeah, we played a great game
STOP THIS SHIT
AIGHT
WHO WANTS ERICSSON
HE'S YOURS FOR PUCKS AND AN ARENA LEASE RENEWAL
>>66474632
>not knowing what future considerations are
>>66474728
trade for dan "team canada" hamhuis and a pick?
>>66474724
Alright, pretty annoying since at the end a timeout was called so SJ could give Couture a chance at the hatrick, went to ad, and never came back to the game.
NHL.com had frozen, no updates from SJ on muh social media.
SHIT
H
I
T
>>66474726
ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US
>>66474749
I think I'd rather have fucking Hamuis because at least we'd get a pick.
Ericsson had fucking 12:30 TOI tonight (A FULL 3 1/2 MINUTES LESS THAN THE NEXT D-MAN) on the team, on top of being sheltered, and STILL managed to be the player who gave the puck to Montreal, who, whaddya know, fucking scored.
Smith and Ericsson are both so fucking awful.
>>66474743
"what are jokes"
>>66474763
literally never heard this shit before (never been through this long of a losing streak)
how can people listen to these bullshit excuses?
even the media is throwing softball questions
"that puck that pounced off that guy's leg in front of you really changed the momentum of the game right? you could've stayed in the game and win if not for that, right?"
not even sure how the oilers are worse than us when we've lost 9 straight
>>66474764
ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF USONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF USONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF USONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF USONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF USONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US
Name a better "chat shit get banged" moment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTXQeAlbtwI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-r8k6zoe2E
>>66474812
Anglos pronouncing 'Pakarinen' sounds like 'Pekka Rinne' 2bh
>>66474812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WNdaGCAjx0
>its /hoc/'s mad at big finnish studs episode
>>66474897
COUNT THE BUSTS
>“An interesting question is whether being an NHL fighter does this to you (I don’t believe so) or whether a certain type of person (who wouldn’t otherwise be skilled enough to be an NHL player) gravitates to this job (I believe more likely),” Mr. Bettman responds, in part.
>mfw I actually agree with Bettman for once
>>66474913
0 (zero)
>CANADA
>>66474941
answer we were looking for is 5. 5 busts
>>66474913
I see 5
>>66474941
sorry, maybe you're confused that image with this one
what's the meme about that wild fans are pedos?
>>66473532
>bloos making to the finals
are you drunk?
>>66475041
Literally just one guy. He's a fag and always posts slaggs to try and make up for it, but the damage is done
>>66475091
>One guy
>He doesn't even know about Master of Dubs
BACK
TO
/R/HOCKEY
WITH
YOU
>>66475099
>didn't realize I was talking about chubbs
You're a fucking idiot chubbs
>>66475123
I gave your mother my chubbs faggot
Jesus christ this league actually is run by a bunch of clowns in suits.
>>66475262
What'd they do now
>>66475267
Go read through the leaked emails. It's incredible some of the shit they're talking about.
My favourite revelation so far is that Bob Mackenzie apparently really hates Corey Perry and was lobbying Campbell to suspend him.
>Flyers bring in veteran goalie Ray Emery on tryout basis
P R O T E C T Y O U R S E L F
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>>66474941
thats a good ass pulju, saved.
>>66475272
where do i read these leaked NHL e-mails
google showed nothing
>>66475397
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/sports/hockey/kelly-unsealed-emails-show-an-nhl-in-midst-of-an-existential-crisis/article29419071/
search for names
Just a Minnesota bump till we get a new thread
>>66475406
>From: "Bob McKenzie"
>Sent: 01/18/2010 09:35 AM EST
>To: Colin Campbell
>Subject: RE: check out this head shot
>I don't know if it can be cleaned up. What the fuck was Cormier
thinking?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpGG0z5ZYEM
>>66475450
>He was allowed into the NHL after that
What the FUCK
Best page
>>66475472
>sent from my iPad t. Gary
lol noob
Is duncan keith now the biggest sewer rat in the league? or does landeskog still hold that title
>>66475493
new
lets get to new
>rags
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