/mls/ Int'l Break Thread III: The Last Crusade
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Sat. 3/26:
NYCFC ties NE, 1-1 (FT)
YVR tops HOU, 1-0 (FT)
FC Dallas over DC United, 1-0 (FT)
Fri. 4/1
New England Revolution @ NY Red Bulls (4pm EST)
Sat. 4/2
Chicago Fire @ Philadelphia Union (2pm EST)
Colorado Rapids @ Toronto FC (5pm)
Sporting KC @ Real Salt Lake (5:30pm)
FC Dallas @ Columbus Crew (6:30pm)
Seattle Sounders @ Montreal Impact (7pm)
Vancouver Whitecaps @ LA Galaxy (7pm)
San Jose Earthquakes @ DC United (7:30pm)
Sun. 4/3
Orlando City FC @ Portland Timbers (5pm)
First.
Also how about the Dynamo losing today to those got-damn snowbacks.
>>66421263
hongcouver reffed their way into that goal
2nd for /UNION/
/NOBODYLIKESUS/
>>66421289
you're a piece of shit you 1 second motherfucker
FUCK YOU
>>66421290
Nobody likes Philly, but that's just your city's fault.
>kansas city undefeated
>>66421303
Without Philadelphia you'd be living in West England Cuckistan, show some respect boy
>Post yfw SKC lifts the MLS Cup
>mfw
>>66421350
>mfw no face because that won't happen
>>66421324
It's funny how history just kept fucking over Philly
>Proposed as the capital for the US because of its closeness to the old North-South dividing line, southerners bitch until the capital is moved to the South
>Home of the US central bank and US banking until Jackson killed it
>Endless plagues and yellow fever outbreaks discouraged immigration, diverting it towards NYC and lowering Philly's population
In some alternate universe, Philadelphia is the capital of the Western world and New York is a joke famous for really awful sports fans.
Can the MLS survive missing a world cup
>>66421242
I was at a watch party tonight with a whole crapload of STLFC fans, and the bar had really bad internet, so the stream kept hanging and the resolution quality would swing wildly
At first, we had no frigging clue what was going on, because we were seeing a frozen image of someone taking a throw-in, then it quickly un-lagged and showed the Salt Lake guy sprawled out on the ground, and everyone else looking very concerned, and then it smash-cut again a moment later to all the players fucking rushing the stretcher out onto the field
Apparently the guy's been released from the hospital, which is good to hear
>>66421502
yes, world cup casuals don't care about MLS to begin with
>>66421502
Yeah, it'll mean all of those USMNT players will get to play more league games. Plus they don't have to worry about becoming political prisoners in Russia.
Does the MLS finally understand that they have to sell their top young American Players to Europe (CL, Europa League sides) in order for USMNT to improve?
This is also a good way to make money and profit , clubs need to stop fighting this
>>66421515
Sounds like MLS playoff watch parties from a decade ago. Told that guys who meet up at the bar and listen to the radio feed over the bar's shitty internet. My how times have changed.
We did watch the 2012 USOC semifinal against Philly at a bar with their shitty WiFi and it was a nightmare. Still won.
>>66421575
but MLS teams do sell their young players if offered enough, it's not like MLS is forcing all these young players to stay here, the bigger problem is coaching nationwide, its not like selling a couple guys to europe is going to fix the USAs problem there need to be better development and coaching domestically
>>66421578
all USL games are streamed online via YouTube, some of the teams also have broadcast contracts with local television stations, etc.
rumor has it a league-wide deal is in the works for ESPN3 or such within the next season or two
>>66421715
Oh I know, watched a few last year and watched Los Dos-Arizona tonight after I got home from the SPR game. Probably watch more and more USL this season since I have vested interest now as a SPR season ticket holder.
>>66421632
The NCAA is a BIG problem. The coaches there are shit. Club Academy's are pretty good
>>66421522
but casuals drive investment in a way
>>66421752
This
I can't wait for the academies to pump out good players constantly 10-15 years from now
>>66421454
Isn't Philly a swamp?
I mean, don't get me wrong, DC is a swamp too, but there's better architecture and a marginally better NBA team.
>>66421752
It's not a revenue sport. You can't sell out a stadium watching the barn burner that is Ohio State soccer vs Crimson Tide soccer.
There's infrastructure if someone would work on it, tho, there's 50 bazillion soccer youth leagues, kids play it from age 5 cuz it's cheap and there's almost no equipment. Bridge the gap between junior high and the pros, and we can make America great again.
>/sp/ likes soccer
Remember when this was as beloved here as the WNBA? What happened?
>>66422239
always saw the thread, but never joined in until recently-ish.
same as my on-off relationship with the league.
>>66422239
Several discounted iterations of Football Manager in Steam sales.
>>66421210
>dallas 1 - 0 DC
niggah it was 3 - 0 !!!
THREE
H
R
E
E
>>66422218
Parts of West Philly were built in floodplains, but only black people lived there.
Not sure about what the rest of the city looked like 100-200 years ago. The area around the airport is all marshland though
Who /pla/ here? Hows the upcoming season looking lahs? I'm shooting games for the new team Aurora Borealis S.C.
>>66422234
How about MLS and US Soccer Acdemies work with Local D1 Colleges in their state? That would be very helpful
>>66423270
Long time GLPL/PLA supporter here. >my club doesn't play there anymore, but I'm pulling for the league to succeed and might attend some friendlies
>>66422234
>again
>>66422218
DCs not a swamp, what are you on about
>On 20 July 2002, Balázs Dárdai, [...] a midfielder for FC Barcs, died during a tournament after an artery burst when he jumped for a ball. [His] father, [...] the club's coach, was watching the game when it happened; Balázs was only 23 years old.
Be careful out there bros...
>>66424029
I think he meant when it was built
>Soon
>"soccer"
>mfw people say the Union have no trophies
>>66424569
>Getting cucked into sharing the same colors as the NFL team you share a stadium with.
JUST
>>66426190
>having different colors for every single team in your city
>my little soccer
>>66424582
m'anitowac
OUR YEAR
>>66426765
UNION
N
I
O
N
thinking of getting partial season tickets for the uniob with some friends
should i do it?
>>66426985
Yes
>>66426985
Yes
>>66426985
No, after some west coast teams and the red bulls come to town, you'll want a refund
>>66426400
>Pulisic
There is nothing to fear with this future GOAT.
>Fabian Herbers
>Gets minutes and experience in USL
>Jordan Morris
>Total meme only on the first team to sell tickets
Union>Seattle
We'll have an okay midfield in 5 years, but we need to push out forwards that know how to take a You ch on the ball.
>>66423457
Yes indeed. With youth leagues already in place, it's not even about inventing something out of thin air (like with hockey or whatever), but bridging the gap.
>>66423457
that almost sounds logical. so it won't happen.
>>66427379
>Herbers
>Morris
>Anyone signing out of college this year
>good
Pick 0 senpai
>>66423766
I know, I was using that garbage, meaningless phrase ironically.
>>66427407
>Garbage meaningless phrase
Just because someone other than your communist/email scandal candidate called dibs on it doesn't mean it's bad
He's literally the only candidate who's speech writers went to the Reagan school of pulling American heart strings
>>66427404
My point being that Morris should be in S2 so he can improve.
>>66427434
>a tv star is the only one using a movie star's rhetoric
what a surprise
>>66427460
>I hate Reagan because Trump borrowed one of his phrases
Wew
>>66427460
>TV star
I don't remember Obama using MAGA
>>66426400
So there is just one left back on the roster now?
We've got no chance
>>66427510
>Left backs matter in the land of MLS and freedom
>>66427540
He can't call in Brek Shea?
Justin Morrow?
Frankie Hejduk?
Not to mention the two other left backs starting in Liga MX
>>66427540
#LEFTBACKSMATTER #LBM
>>66427661
Brek went to shit
his only viable left backs are either hurt or with the u23s
>>66427712
No matter how bad Shea is he's better than no backup at all
Kek
>concussion
What a bitch. Twellman not only Would be started, he wouldn't have come off until he went into epileptic shock
>>66427845
And yet Twellman's career was cut quite short of what it could've been because of it.
>http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/soccer/2016/03/26/us-soccer-guatemala-world-cup-qualifying-michael-bradley/82288876/
CHRISTFAGS AND AMERICANS BTFO
>>66427946
I think hell be fine
>>66427960
>blaming the almighty
OKAY!
>>66427960
too much time in canadia.
time to come home michael
UNION
N
I
O
N
MLS CUP WHEN LADS??
>>66424569
that bit on the left literally looks like it's been put together with legos
Happy Easter, Faggots.
>>66429783
it was the 90's
>who /lifelong/ >Soon here?
>>66429743
Soon senpai
>>66429743
Before any New York team gets theirs. That I can guarantee.
>out 7 players to internationals
>still win
As one of three FCD fans on this board, I am stoked senpai.
>>66430157
>>66429939
Good, gonna pay more attention to the league this year. Maybe buy a /union/ shirt to play 5-a-side in. I assume the MLS shop online is the best place to buy one?
>>66430263
Why Union?
And yeah probably, or you could grab a Beth Steel shirt so you don't get bombarded with Bimbo comments.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_onQTlDZsE
>there are kids that play better then most if not all of MLELS
>>66430284
In your first ever game as a team you beat Celt*c, as a Rangers fan that was pretty awesome to me. Also they have GOAT kits and the Edu factor just sweetens it for me.
>>66430324
Oh your the Rangers lad. Makes sense.
If you come over to the states I'll buy you a beer.
>>66430350
>implying American beer tastes like anything but water to the refined European palate.
>>66430350
Living in the states would be comfy as hell. I may take you up on that one day.
>>66430395
In Scotland we have Tennants Lager, I'm 90% sure it is just drain water but we drink it anyway cos it's cheap compared to the mainland European stuff.
>That sweet post-Dallas cup sponsorship money
How much did they get paid to do this?
>>66430395
>refined European palate
>Anglo Scot
kek
>>66430395
>>66430423
Well it wouldn't be Bug Light or anything. I usually have a cooler of Yuengling at games and the SoB tailgates have a bunch of shitty craft beers.
All I want in return is a bottle of Buckfast. I'm curious what it tastes like and I miss caffeinated alcohol after 4loko took it out.
>>66430506
Buckfast is usually what me and my bros drink before heading up town, a bottle will give you a nice 'buzz' and if everyones round playing fifa listening to good music it's a good way to start your night. It is an acquired taste but it grows on you.
>>66430581
Yeah its like absurdly expensive to import so I haven't tried yet.
Also a shot of whiskey and a quick beer is the best way to start a night. That or slamming a 40 if you are feeling real dirty.
>>66430252
feels good fampai
>>66429823
lmao
http://www.realtor.com/news/celebrity-real-estate/jurgen-klinsmann-selling-newport-beach-home/
IS IT FINALLY HAPPENING?
>>66433603
We can only hope
>>66433603
More like Jurgen taking a big pay cut for his constant blooter ball.
But lets hope so.
>>66433603
Who's going to replace him?
>inb4 some mediocre with no international experience american coach is named
JUST
>>66434574
hopefully Jason Kreis
actually, the true hope would be Bob Bradley, but he's probably having much more fun in France right now
just as long as it isn't those shitfuckers Schmid or Vermes
>>66434574
Any of the MLS coaches would be better than Klinsmann
Basically we're the Crapids of CONCACAF but with better players and a shittier defense
>>66434605
Who would be technical director?
>>66434655
you're mom
>>66433603
Why would he do this? He retired in Newport Beach long before becoming USMNT coach.
>>66434574
It better not be a fucking American. It better be a coach a tier above him that has credentials in Europe if this does happen.
>>66434615
Fuck off with your MLS coaches , you want to make US Soccer great again yes? Then hire a coach with Champions League/Europa League/Euro experience
>>66434742
Because that worked out so great last time
>>66434742
>yes sign a european they are superior than what we could produce!
>euro man not interest in growing the level domestically
>euro man not used to the types and names of players for the NT
eurocucs are the fucking cancer of growing the game here
Germany won a WC with a domestic coach who obviously knows more about the players than even Klansman did when he managed them
>>66434605
>>66434615
Hope you guys are ready for more counter hoofball
hello lads im looking for fc dallas memes
>>66434844
Pretty sure most of them would avoid that
>>66434805
>>66434828
You people really are stupid , a UEFA coach has EXPERIENCE playing against the competition you'll see in a World Cup. And they have much better taticts & training.
Stop posting
>>66434921
lets hire mourinho :^)
>>66434921
Didn't work out the last time
They'd have no idea how to use the players
And how ironic is it you're using a Trump image
>>66434941
These enclosed fans might actually think an MLS coach is better than Someone the caliber of Jose Mourinho. Like this idiot >>66434974
Some Americans don't like winners
>>66434605
>Hopefully Jason Kreis
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
He couldn't handle a shitty MCB team, you think "Muh diamond" would do shit in the international level?
Hope you're ready for center mids played as wingers and Ned Grabavoy getting a callup.
>>66435023
First of all, the US has no fucking chance at getting Jose Mourinho
Second, a Yuro coach wouldn't know any of the players or have experience dealing with the CONCACAF-ness of world cup qualifying
>>66435078
Soccer isn't Reddit. And CONCACAF isn't a special snowflake. The sooner people Fuck off about >"Muh CONCACAF'd" the better we'll get,
>>66435036
>He couldn't handle a shitty MCB team
Shitty players
>you think "Muh diamond" would do shit in the international level?
>Hope you're ready for center mids played as wingers
You're kidding, right?
We're already fucking there
At least Kreis knows what's fucking up with the his diamond that Klinsmann tried out
>>66435078
>a Yuro coach wouldn't know any of the players
When will this meme die?
>>66435127
>Shitty players
Villa scored top 5 last year despite Kreis. If anyone knows how to get the worst out of mediocre players it's Jason "Mix Diskerud and Thomas McNamara are wingers I swear officer" Kreis
I WANT EUROBOOS OUT OF MY /MLS/ NOW.
>>66435167
>despite Kreis
Wow
You must be really new
>>66435148
How is this not true and relevant?
He'd have two months to get ready for the Copa America
Without any usable knowledge of the landscape
>>66435239
When you get fired for losing the locker room, most positive things that happen are usually in spite of your actions.
Also
>The Cashgrab América
>>66435280
>fired for losing the locker room
He got fired because of unrealistic expectations from the parent company
>>66435236
MLS coaches can't even beat mexican teams what chance will they have at the national level?
>>66435300
>Caring
>about
>the
>CCL
>>66435239
Maybe because the best MLS coach right now from America wouldn't know what the fuck to do against Messi , Augero, Suarez , Neymar , Hamez , Sanchez , Di Maria , Falcao , Godin, Civani, Tevez. How do I know this? Because they never coached against them. And these are just players off the top of my head.
You people here haven't heard of half of these players so I don't blame you. Stupid fucking MLS patriots
>its a euroboo with his back against the wall meme
>>66435300
GUESS WE'LL FIND OUT
>>66435349
>not caring that the USA gets embarrassed by Mexico every godsdamned year
>>66435366
It's easier to game plan around some guy you'll see one time than multiple times with a group of players you've never seen
>>66435349
It's not about caring, it's about results. If they show no signs of producing results at a club level why should they given the nationals?
>>66435420
>preseason
>spend 1/3 of Liga MX teams
while American managers are far away from the best in the world, they understand what works for the US team and what playing in North + Central America and the Caribbean is like, some unwitting euro is gonna go to Honduras in 90 farenheit weather and have no idea what the fuck is going on
>>66435420
>>66435404
In a competition where MLS has a huge disadvantage even without referring to the talent level makes me doubt whether it's viable in telling how food a coach is
Mexican teams that win it usually don't have the same coach by the club world cup in December
>>66435262
>euroboos btfo
kek
KEK
K E K
>>66435583
More like MLS coaches btfo
>>66435583
>Euroboos BTFO
>Thread is literally everyone making fun of American coaches
You have to go back
we should be hiring a NASL coach, he'll make US soccer great again.
>>66435702
>Going 0-7 against 3rd division clubs
>Great
>>66435702
jej
>>66435702
He's not in NASL anymore but I'd take Thomas Rongen
Most fans won't forgive him for losing Subotic
But he actually managed to get an American team to play attractive attacking soccer
With Jozy & Michael
>>66435762
As long as Pulisic doesn't Subotic us we'll be fine.
>>66435719
That never happened.
>>66435793
Why would he?
He has no real connection other than the grandfather who got him a passport
>>66435884
Might be the smartest post I've seen that flag make tonight
>Ihave to watch my team play on an ugly disgusting turf field this week
U MAD
>>66421210
>implying there's any point to this season as we wait for ATL to arrive
>>66435872
you're right
[spoiler]technically it was 0-6-1[/spoiler]
>>66436316
>implying there are /sp/oilers in /sp/orts
>>66436344
[spoiler]don't caaaaare[/spoiler]
>>66435884
meh Ange has done a far better job than our last two europoors
>>66436777
>trips
Post must be true
>two teams in LA
>two teams in NY
can a follow-up to the Fire be far behind?
>>66436159
>Zero points
no not really.
>>66437440
They need to fix the Fire first.
Though there's a chance MLS will put another team there anyway to keep NASL out.
Not even a chicano but the USNST should hire a Liga MX coach
Firing Klinsmann won't make a difference, talent pool sucks. We should just play murderball, works for the central american teams.
>>66436316
By that logic, NASLEL didn't even win a game against divisions 1 and 3 that year. Cosmos only tied NYC
>>66440460
>this asshurt
>didn't see that in the Guatemala-USA game it was the gringos going full on marero when shit started going south for them
>>66440538
Has to suck knowing this will only last until tomorrow
>Soon
>>66440600
>TURF
>U
>R
>F
>>66440840
>east soudnersfags literally thought their owner cared about them enough to get 2 fields
>>66440863
>le cancer man cares!
>>66440863
>>66440932
I think he'd do it if it was possible to quickly swap this 666 layer turf
>Soon
>“I appreciate the discussion when you say, ‘Maybe Yedlin should play right back,’ or, ‘Geoff Cameron should play center back,’ but it would be also helpful if you look back a second to where they play with their clubs and also their history with the US national team,” Klinsmann said. “I’m not playing anybody out of position.”
Wew.
>>66441883
It's not wrong. But neither is saying there weren't WMDs in Iraq
>>66441883
>this statement
Guatemala is going to win on the road lads
>>66441916
"No"
>>66441916
Did Ruiz pay his rent?
>>66441914
>play people out of position for years
>look, if you just consider where I've been playing these guys in the past, they're not out of position
Never mind that Klansmann has always been calling Cameron a CB.
>>66441932
Last I heard they were working on a way to get around it.
Seeing their performance on Friday I'm sure his landlord would understand
>Dallas 3-0-1
>all three wins in the Leastern Conference
So, Dallas would win the shield every year in that conference?
>>66444401
>Red cucks will defend this
>tfw NYCFC wins the MISc Up
>>66444401
>Only lost was in the Western Conference
Wow a team from the West dominated teams in the East, what an astonishing fact we didnt know about until now.
>tfw so many sleeps until the next game of my local mls franchise
>>66444446
Salty.
Cross
>>66444411
>nycfc fan talking about defending
>>66444906
>He thinks I support MCB
>>66444493
I know that feel
>Soon
>>66444975
don't reply to me again
>Soon
>>66436857
it is
>Jeb Brovsky signed for MNU in the NASL
Good guy, not good player
http://m.jacksonville.com/sports/other-sports/2016-03-28/story/key-us-team-world-cup-soccer-qualifying-match-heading
They have few coming to a do or die game in a small MLS stadium
Why the fuck are they playing in a large NFL stadium for?
>>66446971
because if the game somehow still matters, they'll fill it up
and if it doesn't, it doesn't matter where they hold it
>""""""reach""""""
LMAO
Is he right about Jurgen?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3ucJYRPa0k
>>66448553
≥sounders in the basement
Right where they belong. Hopefully they stay there all season.
How's your evening /mls/?
>tfw captain crunch and sierra nevada torpedo
>mfw I just read an article stating that the reason the USNT is struggling and sucks because of the MLS and MLS Expansions.
>>66448553
>sounders tarnishing the West's record
When Pro/Rel when?
>>66448572
>if your team isn't individually good enough, you at least get the to play well as a unit
This is literally how the US has been surviving in muh modern era, but Klinsmann has lost it.
>>66448745
>diluting the talent pool of the MLS by increasing the number of teams and players
They've got a point.
I can't wait to see the Americucks get BTFO again
>>66448802
because he won't stop tinkering, and his choices make no sense
why in the fuck would you play Orozco at center back while you have Cameron as a fullback???? that's entirely backwards!
especially since IIRC Orozco played right back vs T+T during the last pair of qualifiers, and actually did fairly well!
>>66448745
but how? it feels that more than ever the squad is populated with players from the european leagues
>>66448873
Man. If only there was a way for the USMNT to find the talented players in the MLS... Maybe they could hire, like, some guy that's great at spotting talent.. And he could go around and.. Idk. Like, spot talented players in the MLS or something.
>>66448940
https://worldsoccertalk.com/2016/03/26/major-league-soccers-over-expansion-is-hurting-the-usmnt-player-pool/
>>66449038
>worldsoccertalk.com
>>66448677
doritos mang
>>66448924
>implying out of position
No. >>66441883
>>66449372
>where they play with their clubs
Yedlin is a right back at Sunderland!
Cameron is a centerback (and occasional d-mid) with Stoke!
Klinsy is just making shit up at this point
>>66449393
I wouldn't expect MLelS plebs to understand.
Please keep your shitty MLS Coaches away from USMNT , thanks.
They can be assistants and nothing MORE.
>>66449445
>Please keep your shitty MLS coaches away from the USMNT
>Eurocucks hoping Vieira takes off and gets offered the USMNT job
wait a minute... you shitters really keeping this meme league thread going? lmao
>>66449540
stfu, build wall, etc etc
>>66449540
are you the mexican from hoc
>le fail to qualify man
>>66449445
Please keep your Yuro coaches away from our team
They've been proven to be ineffective
>>66448745
>the MLS
>>66449038
>the MLS
>Soon: late night vibes edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WN_WaJEnrzk
>tfw the team you choose to bandwagon starts off pretty strong
I just hope they won't break my heart too much tbqh
>39' | GOOOAAALLL! It's that man @AaronMooy who puts us two ahead after collecting Kruse's pass and slotting past Shafi. (2-0)
looks like we won't be joining you yet
>>66450966
>muh golden era
>>66451105
>mooy
>us
>shafi
and I thought we had a meme region
>>66452828
what arrrre you on about
>>66452903
Not your country but why didn't New Zealand play during this window?
>soy un ávido entusiasta de la liga "mayor" de "sóquer"
>>66449540
>He can't keep his league's thread going
>Mexicans always come to here randomly to shitpost, keeping it bumped
Is this a cry for help for us to bump your shitty Liga 3rdWorld threads? Honestly wouldn't go to that shit thread if I did it for free.
>>66451105
>Getting scored on by Jordan
Am I going to be detained?
>>66452917
I don't know I don't think OFC plays that often which is one of the reasons we left
>>66448572
Welcome to the game bros, Mexico has been through this situation sooo many times I've already lost count, every single NT goes through this phase at one point or another in their history, just look at the Netherlands, France around 2010, etc.
>>66454286
The difference is those countries have the balls to fire their coach.
Not that >we should become Mexico either, and go through coaches like drinking water.
>>66454354
Well it worked for us, we've been rescued twice by a new coach in the last 20 years, granted last time the US played a major role in >us qualifying but it still counts.
Harry Redknapp could use some saving tbqh
>>66454412
>been rescued twice by a new coach
I didn't realize Zusi was a coach.
>>66450966
Your team lives and dies off of Dom's form
>>66454557
It's the buttefly effect bro, getting a new coach literally made possible for Zusi to cuck Panama
IF THE PAIN GOES ON I'M NO GONNA MAKE IT!
>>66454644
>Losing to the Netherlands
I thought Lewandowski was good Damien Perquis
>Soon: cool video edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIX_qavYdtI
I've been waiting forever for a video like this. Hopefully they end up on "Build it Bigger" or one of those shows.
>Soon
>>66454957
You realize if it does it'll be as "the Falcons' football stadium", right?
Did anyone make that MLS-US Pyramid Football Manager mod yet? I want to play American Manchester City (complete with algerian bandwagoners) and MLS rules in FM2016 suck.
>>66455668
I got sidetracked by real life
So fucking annoying
>>66454988
>atlanta united soccer club
>the only thing united is NFL and MLS
Who /FCwichita/ here?
>>66454988
>>66456147
>ITT: fans of MLS teams with NFL owners make fun of fan of another MLS team with another NFL owner.
NFL will always be the dad of MLS
>>66462886
But papa Anschutz doesn't own a football team.
>>66464427
>>66462886
Sugardaddy don't own one either.
Wish he did so the sneks wouldn't be so poor.
Get in here fampais
>>66464597
>>66464597
>>66464597
>>66464597
>>66462886
My oil sheikh unfortunately isn't the one that owns the Jags.
christ this is what happens when US tries to posses the ball they lose the ball like fucking kids every pass.
>>66459122
not a bad logo desu
>>66462886
I'm sorry, what now?
I can't hear you over this really successful non-NFL owner we've got.
>soon
>>66470508
>successful
You can't even win the right to be called Minnesota United.
>>66470652
>implying
there's nothing happening. as it stands, we keep the name.
>>66470926
>http://www.empireofsoccer.com/united-no-more-mls-trademarks-minnesota-fc-mnfc-45500/
Did you not get the news up there?
>>66471082
Oh, I did. And that's a cheap little trademark. How often does buying a trademark actually mean anything?
found this, does /mls/ think that it's accurate?
>>66471251
No and I'm sure someone else posted it a few threads back.
But yeah that chart is shit as fuck.
>>66471251
Its cringy reddit garbage.
>>66471251
No, it's just some upboat bait a le redditor extroardinaire made
>>66471300
Oh well
you have to admit, there are some funny parts to it
>DC
>*sigh* "I remember when we used to have shiny objects..."
>Minnesota
>"Who the hell knows what our name is"
>New Jersey Pink Cows fans being butthurt about not being in New York
>>Soonposters
>"Yes! I'm not like everyone else too!"
AnybodyButKlinsmanns BTFO, reactionary fucks
Go Orlando City SC
>Getting subbed out for Khiry Shelton
Kek
MLELS and college youths should be banned from U23s and lower.
>>66471618
>Implying everything he's done, especially since the world cup, isn't worthy of him getting canned
>>66473509
Then what are we going to fill the U-23s with?
>Getting butthurt over Memeis, Memeazga and Gil when one's in Mexico, and the other had yuro chances.
Sounds like a Herzog thing to me.
>>66471251
Do you like winning? Yes? Galaxy.
No?Take this meme scarf and fedora and cheer for whoever you want
>>66474088
>Zardass
>Literally assists with his ass
>lags
JUST GIVE US THE CUP NOW
>>66475790
If by cup you mean a sippy cup for retards then sure
>>66475796
Nonsense
Where were you when MLS won FIFA?
>>66471618
The team still looked shaky as fuck today. Woods and Dozy also blew many easy chances today.
And why was Finlay's goal ruled offside? Should have been counted
>Chelshit unironically bought Memeazga
>that shitfest defending in the u23 game today
Loan to Vitesse confirmed
>>66475822
http://owfss.tumblr.com/post/141902558796/exclusive-predict-tonights-usmnt-lineup-with-the
Too bad I didn't find it until after the game
But it is on Tumblr after all
WAVE YOUR FLAGS, LADS
http://www.nasl.com/news/2016/03/30/nasl-becomes-first-north-american-professional-league-to-sign-national-broadcast-partnership-with-bein-sports
Just give NASL first division already and we'll make US soccer great again.
what team should i bandwagon
for reference i own a 2012 ny red bulls jersey because i bought it in new york, geographically i am closest to chicago fire
p. much who has the coolest jersey i can buy from aliexpress for 15bux
>>66478654
Montreal
>>66478027
One of these things is not like the other,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others?
>>66475810
To be fair to Wood, that clear chance he scuffed he thought he got called for a handball. As for Jozy, his one meme goal against these teams is why he's there in the first place.
>>66478027
>Bein sports
My cable company cut them, they apparantly don't make enough revenue. Sucks because I love Ray Hudson, but then again he's the only thing good about that whole channel.
http://www.nycfc.com/post/2016/03/30/20-questions-tommy-mcnamara
CHICKEN PARM YOU TASTE SO GOOD
>>66478027
>The Cosmos have released a statement that they will not be on any BeIn games. They are exclusively on OneWorld
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>66480959
And to think there are people who unironically believe the NASL isn't in shambles
>>66481316
NASL is like a phoenix rising from it's ashes, friend.
>>66481887
Its more like that thing you punch into the dead pool in MK that keeps trying to get out, only to dissolve more.
>>66471218
>How often does buying a trademark actually mean anything?
god damn you are fucking dumb.
>Soon
>>66482269
>stealing your logo from a finnish punk band
>>66482403
>knowing Finnish punk bands
....
>that flag
....nevermind.
>>66482403
ATL EXPOSED
T
L
E
X
P
O
S
E
D
>>66482403
>implying that band created the concept of putting a letter in a series of circles
>>66478994
why are canada so terrible for a first world nation with 30m people
http://www.si.com/planet-futbol/2015/06/29/us-soccer-youth-club-compensation-crossfire-deandre-yedlin-mls-fifa
Why don't MLS just pay youth clubs their due fees?
>>66484415
>canada
>30m people
fuck. now I have to google this.
>>66484415
Their non hockey playing population overdosed on maple syrup
who /union/ here?
Whats our chances against the Fire lads?
>>66484415
>>66484484
35 Million
>>66484540
Hi Rangers bro
Pretty good, Fire are shit. If Union play like they did against the Revs it will be a solid win.
The Eastern Conference will never win an MLS Cup again
>>66484596
>Doubting based Earnieball
>>66484596
>implying
>>66484568
Good stuff, gonna try and catch the game if I don't end up going out. Will probably see you in the match thread.
>>66484664
Union has match threads now?
>>66484596
>implying
>>66484484
what did you think it was??
>>66478027
>BeIN sports
>A channel run by Qatari oil money
Top kek.
>>66484710
>>66484616
>>66484605
>implying
>>66484961
>Plastic LA fan shilling for plastic Miami team
How am I not surprised?
>>66484700
Not sure, I'm usually not around when they play.
>>66485083
They won't just post here.
>>66484988
>Plastic?
This whole league is plastic you sperglord
>>66485083
Whats yr opinion on Tommy Wilson?
>>66484961
>mls gets a seapunk team before it gets a neonazi team
>>66484710
>implying that Atlanta won't be complete and utter shit when they start playing
wow that's sad.
>>66485218
Don't know very much, the reserve league in Scotland got scrapped due the SFA being incompetent cunts. Held in fairly high regard i'd assume.
>>66485690
He was the Rangers youth coach, now he is the head of the Union academy. Was curious if he was any good.
>>66484540
Getting 3 points from the crew and revs was pretty surprising, im inclined to believe mlels will happen meaning it could go anyway. But theoretically they should be easier to beat than the crew or revs
http://www.lagalaxy.com/post/2016/03/30/watch-live-la-galaxy-ii-vs-saint-louis-fc-march-30-2016-live-stream
Watch this if you got nothing going on
>>66486740
don't tell me what to do
>>66486740
I'd rather watch memepuck
>reminder that the east only has 2 interconference wins to the West's 6
>1 of those wins involved 2 Canadian teams
>>66486857
East is still better then the West.
That's a fact.
this semen slurping sport isn't for me
>>66486886
'no'
>>66486886
>I am an avid supporter of an Eastern Conference team
>>66486788
>furpuck
>>66486923
>sawker
>>66486740
Why are they playing in the main stadium?
Don't they have a smaller stadium they usually play in?
>>66486956
Its retarded right? If they were smart they'd play in Orange County or the Inland Empire before the millenials put their USL team there and still the fans
>>66486900
It is now.
>>66487022
>>66486900
So are we all just gonna post our reddit usernames too?
>it's an mlels thread has turned into /r/MLS
i leave for a bit and this happens?
>>66486983
Probably too much of a hassle
Still, their "official" stadium is listed as "StubHub Center Track & Field Stadium"
>>66487049
Put your trip back on I.E.Brah
>>66487049
RIP /mls/ time to abandon ship
>>66487103
>yfw I.E. Brah false-flags to raise his profile in a Cantonese Foodie forum
should have figured as much
>>66487022
i saw it on twitter m8
>going on reddit
>>66487137
meant to reply to >>66487037
>>66487135
>>66487113
>>66487103
>>66487066
>>66487049
>>66487037
>>66487022
All these are me
>tripsfags responding to themselves
wow
>>66487151
are you having a breakdown m8?
or did i miss your trip leaking?
What the fuck are you retards doing?
>Jamaica
>Honduras
>>66487137
Same here
https://twitter.com/BadMLSComics/status/708857656333639681
MCGOAT
>>66487240
it's the feefur break.
going leddit and tripdrama, since everyone else is gone
>St. Louis getting BTFO by LA
>Again
>>66487401
>st lelouis
>>66487401
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>Flounders
>Winning
Pick 1
>>66487619
>Even the kids are shit at scoring
>Rayo Don't Cross The Line
>>66487751
They went with the faggot stripe in a red state?
Fucking kek
>>66487801
cities being much liberal than rural towns is still a thing in flyover country right?
>>66487619
Btw one of Chiraq's 7 wins with Yallop last year was against Shittle
>>66487832
Not really in Oklahoma City's case
But they don't even play in Oklahoma City
You can tell they're trying to tone it down by not specifically mentioning the reason the main team has that kit
McBean to 1st team when.
>>66487914
Mc Bean has had chances, and not really done well. Bigger issues are can Villareal stay healthy, and Lassiter when?
>>66487910
>Oklahoma County i.e. OKC is one of the lightest red counties in the state
surprised Cleveland County is dark red though, must be because of Moore seeing as Norman is almost liberal
>>66487910
Its really weird that Rayo would put a team in such a conservative state, considering their political views.
>>66487910
oh yeah, didn't even read the pic. there is even autism there
>>66487946
Lassiter has been signed, but as far as time on the field with the first. That is yet to be seeing.
>>66487801
I'm more upset at them stealing the Riber kit tbqh
>>66487958
This is a map from 08 where McCain still got 58%
But they play in Yukon, which is in the burgundy? color county underneath it.
>>66488014
probably when the old farts get tired and open cup games.
team has depth
>>66488015
>Those kits.
>>66488015
>grey pink
Who thought this was a good idea?
>>66488037
I can see Keane only having two more seasons and Zardes needs to hit the bench. Serious!
>>66488019
Canadian is the county directly west of Oklahoma County
blue dot is Yukon, it's a relatively short drive from OKC.
SE Oklahoma used to go democrat by default but that has changed since Bush
>>66487981
It's somehow the strangest part of that deal
I'm still not sure how the fuck this thing was allowed by any of the people involved
>>66488067
>canadian county
Is this most cucked county in Murrica?
>>66488067
Oh, so it's even redder than I guessed
>>66488088
Nah, that'd probably Jefferson Davis county in GA
>>66488083
I'm not sure why they didn't put a team in a latin american country, if they wanted a overseas feeder team.
>>66488088
Apparently there is no such thing as Cuck County, so you must be right.
>>66488088
it's named after some guy named Canada
>fun fact: The Canadian River is called the Oklahoma River where it runs through Oklahoma County and Canadian River everywhere else
>There are Pro soccer teams in Oklahoma
Why the fuck would they do that? No one likes soccer here.
>>66488119
>Implying the Sounders won't move to OKC after missing the playoffs this year
>>66488119
OKC Energy got decent support, not sure that putting a team out in Yukon makes sense but I guess we'll see.
>>66488110
I think they saw the premier league and man city c and thought "Let's get the American market"
But they really underestimated everything
Like really how much a La Liga relegation fodder team could get from the US market
They're only separated from the relegation zone right now by 2 goals
>>66488157
>>66488161
Good luck getting people to come to the games. I wouldn't even go if it was $20.
Even if there was a stadium downtown you wouldn't get enough to be profitable.
>>66488186
Thats what they said about Basketball. All they need is Kevin Durant playing GK and sellouts every year
>>66488186
a downtown stadium would be stupid, Taft Stadium is still shit but it's a fine location.
>>66488181
Which makes no sense because Rayo apparently is only about that one neighborhood, and doesn't really care about the rest of Madrid. So them trying to spread their brand in America is super strange.
I don't know whats going on, but this is NASL and nothing makes sense with this league.
>>66488199
No they didn't. The whole reason there was desire for a NBA team in the first place was because of the Hornets staying here after Katrina. There were tons of people coming to watch those games, including me.
After that big money guys recognized this and plotted to to buy out the Sonics and plotted to move them here.
>>66488218
Rayo's probably going to go into admin and needs a threshold when they inevitably crash out of spain
>>66488228
Is Rayo in that much trouble financially?
>>66487263
>Canada to the hex
Amazing
>>66488242
No team in spain, save for the big 2 and mediocre 4 is financially stable
>>66488255
That sounds really lame.
I guess a shit economy would do that.
>>66488119
I wish my Republican city had a USL team
All we have is a minor league baseball team which I don't give a fuck about since the real team left over a decade ago and furpuck
>>66488270
>Who /CityVotedForTrumpHasASoccerTeam/ here?
>>66488289
Not here. Philadelphia is mostly blue. I think in the last election Romney only got 17% of the vote in the Philly County
>>66488367
Tulsa's about a good hundred and change away from OKC senpai
>>66488367
>people in real cities gave up hope, and moved on from the USMNT long ago
>>66488387
What does that have to do with anything?
>>66488367
I'm from OKC and I actually want to see Tulsa get an MLS team, the Roughnecks name has good history attached to it and I think they would support a team if given a chance.
>>66488406
People don't want to drive 2-3 hours to watch an MLS game
>>66488409
but only if they use this logo though
>>66488289
We HAD one
In other American league news: Apparently Canada's been eliminated from the NHL playoffs entirely.
>>66488424
Oh
I was just posting that because I saw it on my twitter feed and thought it was interesting
I don't really give a fuck about Oklahoma
>>66488445
Bravo Canada.
>>66488445
>Ca Nada
>>66488445
>furpuck
>>66488250
They've been there once before
1998 had to have been the strangest Hex out of the 5
Even more so than last year's
>>66488485
Didn't they make a world cup once in the last 20 years, only to get totally BTFO?
Fun fact: Canada beat Colombia in the 2000 Gold Cup final.
>>66488536
Truly the russkies are the biggest trolls to Canada in history
>>66488521
Mark Schwarzer made his debut for Australia
In a wcq playoff
Against Canada
In 1993
>>66488589
Weird af
>>66488589
> In the return leg in Sydney, he made headlines when he saved two penalties to send Australia to the final phase of qualifying against Argentina
/mls/ - Canadian failure subedition
>mls will never produce this much patriotic shitposting when canadian teams are all mathmatically eliminated from the playoffs
>>66488619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M56PezXgVk
>>66488645
They're mostly Americans anyways
I'm not sure why you're celebrating Canadians being better than Canadians
>>66488672
Its the closest thing to being those other shitposting countries that BTFO england when they inevitably fail in the CL
>>66488819
But us ridiculing Canada is like making fun of retarded kids
What's the point?
>>66488854
Because in the grand scheme of things, we're just slightly more functional retarded kids.
Like kids in the front of the short bus making fun of kids in the back of the short bus.
>>66487751
I really like that kit, but the whole social justice things is cringeworthy.
They'd probably do better to just have one arrow pointing to the rainbow sash with the caption, "The rainbow represents how rainbows are fucking rad."
>>66488427
It would be hilarious for an MLS team to use a logo that's 80% NASL match ball.
>>66487837
Against a Seattle team missing most of its starters, sure.
Fuckin ABS's will grasp at anything.
>Tim Howard on Good Morning America
>those tattoos
confirmed nigger
>>66491046
oh, and how are the Revs doing? I often forget that they exist. are they going to lose to the Galaxy in the Finals yet?
>>66491053
*yet again
>you'll never play monopoly with your /mls/ lads
>>66491053
They are still lose important games team
>>66491081
>tfw watching your local team lose with your mls bros
>>66491081
>>66492079
>tfw no tailgating with the /mls/ f.am
“Tuesday’s USA-Guatemala match averaged 954,000 viewers on ESPN2, more than the combined viewers for the first three U.S. World Cup 2018 qualifiers on English-language television.” The number is dwarfed by the 2,388,000 who tuned in for the Mexico-Canada that was simulcast on UniMas and UDN.
>Ronald Mattarita was absent in training today, as he is still in Costa Rica convincing the USA that he's not Mexican
>Kwadwo Poku was also absent. He is celebrating the birth of his first son
Discovery claim when?
>Soon
Who here is confident their team's academy could beat the USWNT
>NASL is paying CBS to show their games
Just go bankrupt already
>>66495244
Literally MLS 1.0
Garber is meeting with Sacramento
Flyovers on Suicide Watch
>>66496052
any way to kick up the 4d3d3d3?
>>66495244
>>66495389
DIVISION 1 WHEN??
WE WILL DO WHAT MLELS CANT; MAKE US SOCCER GREAT
>>66496215
>P-please show our games...w-we'll pay you
kek
2 more sleeps until the good games. dangit
>>66496441
If they're paying CBS less than the net increase in sponsorship value across all teams from increased exposure, then it's a win for the league.
>>66496709
Spoiler alert: They aren't
>>66496215
FUCK YEAH NASL.
Indy season ticket holder here.
>>66496755
Got a source on that? You're likely right, but I'd like to have something other than innuendo to go on.
>>66496777
>>66496777
Press release said it's only 12 games all minnow teams. No Rowdies/Cosmos/Ottawa
Also CBS is notorious for "TV deals" that involve putting them on the streaming app.
>>66496857
FWIW, Cosmos aren't in the Bein deal either, due to their exclusive agreement with OneWorld Sports.
>>66496901
The Cosmos fucking off on their own deal is what's killing their TV deals.
>>66497009
True. Maybe once theirs expires they can renegotiate together with the league for something actually profitable.
>>66497009
but muh freedom
>>66497270
You're free to fold your league however you want. Just don't complain when everyone shitposts about how the Cosmos ruined the NASL twice
>>66497782
Cosmo is just giving other teams to catch up financially.
>Soon
>Robbie Keane ded
>>66498986
Now is the time for LA to actually play their good youths
>>66498986
Can De Jong be dead too?
>>66499049
How have you guys had de Jong for 4 weeks without him being suspended?
>>66496786
Lol no.
Who /raiseyourflag/ here?
http://youtu.be/G-UN6uRMBRw
>>66498986
>implying Lassiter won't score a hat trick in each home game
And maybe Gio will now be able to do something out there.
>>66499867
Shit song.
>500 posts
>18 posters
lads.. do i even need to say it
>>66499867
UNION
N
I
O
N
>>66487751
>KELME
>KEL ME
>KILL ME
>Pulisic played for the Union in the Generation Adidas Cup
Where were you when the Union produced the next great American player?
>>66502009
no he hasn't you fucking liar
>>66502009
>pulisic has union ties
I knew it was too good to be true.
>>66502147
>>66502009
>Will Pulisic
>Being the Goalie Thorgan Hazard
Is the union the most cucked team when it comes to domestic talent ever?
>>66502134
Supposedly it's true, Jim Curtin said he played a couple games for their younger team before he left for Dortmund
>>66502134
>>66502179
"Yeah, I mean, Christian played for Union in the Generation adidas Cup. So, when I was there as a U-18 coach he played for our younger group. Yeah, very familiar with him, very familiar with his father. Good guy, former professional player himself, a very good indoor player. So, yeah, know the family well…Our academy was not fully up and running at that stage. If you remember, we were getting things going and we were at a stage where we were club neutral and we would call the guys in for the major competitions to play against MLS teams, and Christian was a part of that group. But, yeah, a guy who trained with us a great deal and is off to a heck of a career. Obviously, Dortmund is as high a level as it goes, so I don’t have to speak to that. And for him to get his debut last night on the national team put a smile on my face, too. It’s good to see."
>>66498986
That's awfully close to the Euros
>>66502169
tbf its hard to stop a young player from moving to a top league (memeorris aside, he needs to be playing in USL anyway) with the Steel at least they'll be able to sign a few and bring them up/sell them for shekels
>>66502169
>wanting actual talented youths to be wasted in mls
>>66502193
>>66502179
doesn't mean that he was developed by union
>>66502193
Literally the equivalent of "Yeah I know that guy, I was best buds with him in high school."
Supposedly Vieira coached George Weah's son, that doesn't mean he was developed by NYCFC.
>it's an insecure east coast cities mad at Philadelphia Union youth development argument
>>66502242
>>66502257
I'm not the guy who posted originally, just posting the quote.
>>66502196
>tfw Tommy McGoat leads Ireland to the Euro Championships, forcing Robbie Keane to retire in shame
>>66502295
Academy is still too yung to judge yet though.
>>66502362
Where do NYCFC train at? Does their academy have a physical location? Describe the set up to me.
>>66502421
http://www.nycfc.com/post/2015/02/17/new-york-city-fc-launching-youth-academy-0
They bought like 6 acres up in Rockland counties to build 1st team training facilities. Claudio, being the proud father of a prospect, also plans to have the kids have regular training up there as well
>>66502513
They also won the Dallas Cup and came in second in Penalties to Atletico in some youth tournament in Madrid
>>66502566
>its an american academy plays in spain to look legit episode
>>66502719
>Dallas
>In Spain
It's Mexico senpai.
>>66502740
Madrid, Texas?
>>66502755
>Dallas Cup that FC Dallas hosts
Dallas, Spain?
>>66502761
>came in second in Penalties to Atletico in some youth tournament in Madrid
Too lazy to read?
>>66502777
>They also won the Dallas cup
You don't deserve your trips senpai.
500 for me
>>66502839
Spic shit lol
502 for fuck you all I'm not making the new thread
>>66502847
same
>>66502839
That better not be my cat bitch
>>66502839
nice blog mexicunt
>>66478654
NY Red Bulls, my son
>>66503090
id fuck that cat
>material design
an hiro you madman
actual new thread:
>>66510164
>>66510164
>>66510164
