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MLS: Int'l Break Part 2: Electric Boogaloo edition


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Nobody cares about Klinnsmann subedition
GAMES THIS WEEKEND

ALL TIMES EDT
Sat March 26
NE @ NYC (3:00 PM)
DAL @ DC (5:30 PM)
HOU @ VAN (10:00 PM)

Fri April 1
NYR @ NE (7:00 PM)

Sat April 2
PHI @ CHI (5:00 PM)
TOR @ COL (8:00 PM)
RSL @ SKC (8:30 PM)
CLB @ DAL (9:00 PM)
MTL @ SEA (10:00 PM)
LA @ VAN (10:00 PM)
DC @ SJ (10:30 PM)

Sun April 3
POR @ ORL (8:00 PM)
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UNION
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FIRE KLINSMANN
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KLANSMANN DINDU NUFFIN WRONG
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Natty Team

Fri March 25
USA U-23s v Colombia (5:00 PM)
USA v Guatemala (10:00 PM)
Tu March 29
USA v Guatemala (7:00 PM)
USA U-23s v Colombia (9:30 PM)
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>>66376832
>Wanting your team to fail
Fuck off
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>>66376920
>Still being this triggered over a meme player
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>>66376914
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Every fucking week Timbers on Sunday. How the fuck is a bro supposed to get his low tier hooliganism on with work the next morning?
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>>66376968
>Timbers Hooliganism
>Misgendering someone
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>>66376955
I'm not the one getting triggered
I don't understand why anyone cares
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Have a wonderful night, lads.
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>>66376964
Nice.

I only had 5 bucks last weekend so I grabbed a six pack of Natty, shit was terrible but got me pretty drunk.
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>>66376987
>doesn't care
>literally ok with a meme player on the national team

ok
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>>66377012
Tbf, Morris is with the U-23s with a bunch of other college memes and literally whos

If they get rekt it won't be solely on Morris
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>>66376896
> I also asked Klinsmann about who his options are at left back. “Option No. 1 is Edgar Castillo, and option No. 2 is one of the centerbacks, Michael Orozco or Ventura Alvarado, who can easily play at left back, no problem at all,” he said.
Two center backs who can't even make their team's bench
And he picked them over two Liga MX left backs who are regular starters
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>>66376980
Did you miss the self effacing "low tier" reference?
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>>66377012
I want the national team to do well
Whether he's on there or not
I'm not insecure enough to actively root another person to fail because I don't think he's any good
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>>66377081
I think "hooligan LARPing" is more accurate,
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>>66377085
you're such a cuck
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>>66377109
Cool guy over here. Aight homie.
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>>66377117
And you're a really pathetic autist
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>Post yfw SKC lifts the MLS Cup

>mfw
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>>66377005
>Not drinking a 40 of E-40
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>>66377041
>he hasn't realized Klinsmann is playing 3 in the back
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>>66378405
We /Partick Vieria/ now
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>>66378079
6 pack>40. Always go for volume.

It was tall boys too.
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>>66378405
>maximum overmeme
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>Dynamo @ YVR

They will freeze their fuckin' asses to death.
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>people complain that klinsmnn doesn't like MLS
>he decides to go full MLS and ignore fullbacks
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>>66378543
This isnt their first time going to Canada, they'll be fine.
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>self hating money ball man
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>Soon
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>>66379392
Where can I listen to this?
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>>66381304
https://soundcloud.com/cuckstories
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>Seattle
>Zero points
>Last place
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>>66377085
>>66377155
The Xheattle autist coming to defend their shitty meme player. Like clockwork. Memeis is bad and needs to never get called again until he can score more than Dozy in a season
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>>66382006
>Anyone who doesn't actively root for the US to fail is from Xheattle
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>>66382019
>literally defending memes
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>>66382032
>Wanting the US to fail to prove a point
You may want to sink the ship to kill the captain, but I kinda like the ship to not sink
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>>66382032
Morris is hardly the biggest liability on the U-23 roster.

I don't see you sprouting such an intense hate-boner for say, Zardes, who is just as much as if not more than a flop as Morris. Or Brandon Vincent, who has been completely undistinguished at Chicago.
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>>66382070
Besides, it's not like there's somebody Jordan Morris is taking a place from anybody
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Since this is basically /concacaf/ I'll post it here
I hope USAC wins in Guatemala
UNAN wins in Nicaragua
And UCR wins in Costa Rica
So that we can have a University CONCACHAMPIONS

Sl2
Pd: saludos
Pd2: I'm posting from mobile in my university, and every time I try to post without the wifi on in my phone it says I'm banned for posting cp...I kind of want to find the cp poster in my university and beat the ever living shit out of him lads
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>>66382297
I still think its weird you guys have professional college teams.
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>>66382329
Their "college" teams =/= our college teams
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>>66382329
Speaking purely about Guatemalan football:
This is because professional football teams usually sprung up from influential existing institutions in Guatemalan society, especially in the capital.
For example:
CSD Municipal=Municipality of Guatemala City
CSD Comunicaciones=Ministry of Communications, Infrastructure, and Housing
Aurora FC=Guatemalan Army
Tipografía Nacional=National Printing House
USAC= Universidad de San Carlos de Guatemala
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>>66382297
>every time I try to post without the wifi on in my phone it says I'm banned for posting cp

Fuck, same here. I was at a bar watching Seattle crash out of CCL and I couldn't even shitpost about it because someone else using T-mobile 4G in my area got b&.
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>>66380622
>2 distinct clusters of skyscrapers
>another one visible in the background

Do you guys have like, 3 downtowns?
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>>66382050
No one wants the national team to fail you mong, I want memeis or zardes for that matter to never called up again
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>>66380622
It looks small
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>>66382993
They'll probably continue to get called up as long as Klannsman is in charge.

Jozy has done plenty to show that he should never get called up again but that hasn't stopped Jurgen from capping him every time
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>>66383068
Jozy is the best choice we have at striker until one of the younger players moves past meme status.
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>>66382019
>>66382050
>>66382070
>>66382127

Are you retarded? Not wanting Memeis on the team doesnt mean anyone wants the national team to fail. On the contrary we want to get rid of the useless weight like Memeis, Zardass and Alvarado.

Keep crying about your shitty meme player being relevant Shitattle
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>>66383126
Rubin at the eredivisie and Woods are far better candidates than Dozy who is another hamstring injury away from being permaded
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>>66383126
even a geriatric Clint Dempsey is better than Jozy.

>>66383143
>anyone that disagrees with me is Xheattle
it's the fucking U-23s
everyone in it is a college meme
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>>66383172
>Past meme status
Rubin's permaded as it is anyway. As is Kevin Bacon
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>>66383143
Um well the way you people have expressed it has

There's plenty of players on the NT I don't want on there
But I'm not going to hope that they're "exposed" or anything
The success of the national team is more important than any personal vendetta against a player
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>>66383249
>the success of the national team is more important

Which is why we get rid of the shit players which include Morris who has been crap. This is not hard to understand...
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>implying exposing memeis is about seatlel
Its about exposing Klinsmann's forced players.
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>>66383232
Rubins like 18 and just came off an injury. He'll be fine since he's young and injuries heal fast at that age.
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>>66383293
then let him get exposed in a meaningless friendly

not when olympic qualifying is on the line
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>>66383293
So you want them not on the team?
Okay understandable
But it has been this generals stated desire to see him get "exposed"
How is that not conflicting with a desire for the national team to succeed?
Now, if "I hope Jordan Morris isn't exposed for the meme player that he is" had been the setiment it would be more understandable
More than "I jerk off to thoughts of Jordan Memeis getting exposed and today's failure will further satisfy my fetish"
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>>66383363
>this paranoia

People hate Morris because he's been hyped up by Xheattle and Garber and inexplicably gets called up to the national team despite doing fuck all or showing any redeemable qualities. Again no one hates him for going to Xheattle. Dempsey is there and no one here hates him since he actually plays decently despite his age
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>>66383363
>How is that not conflicting with a desire for the national team to succeed?
>implying the US has a chance
Its not happening anon. People want to see Memeis fail because the end of his national team career is literally the only good thing that can come out of this series against Columbia.
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>Brian Ruiz can play for Guatemala because he didn't pay his rent.
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First BSFC2.0 game tonight 7pm EST against FC Montreal, streamed on youtube for any other snek lads
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>>66383405
>People hate Morris because he's been hyped up by Xheattle and Garber
That is bullshit
This setiment has been expressed since October

>inexplicably gets called up to the national team despite doing fuck all or showing any redeemable qualities.
I'm pretty sure everyone on the team has been complained about thoroughly
And there's some on the senior team not getting 1% of the flack Morris is getting

>>66383418
>Wanting the national team to fail
That is the most pathetic position a fan can take
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>beckham actually putting his stadium in overtown

top lmao
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>>66383469
>Wanting the national team to fail
Its not about wanting anon. Its about reality.
The US has zero (0) chance of making the olympics.

>us looses with 4-1 aggregate, morris scores
>us looses with 4-0 aggregate
At least in the second scenario we stop talking about Jordan Morris.
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>>66383469
He's an overrated college meme who at best was a super sub and nothing more and shouldn't have ever been called up to the senior team. It's time to stop hyping your meme Shitattle. Even the Shitattle fans at mlssoccer are tired of his shit
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>>66383469
>trying this hard to defend your awful player

>h-hurr j-jordan morman is le future of mls and us sawker! Next Don Ovan confirmed!

This is getting embarrassing for you anon. There is no reason to keep rating the kid until he actually starts to produce goals and he hasn't done that in like 5 to 6 games already
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>>66383469
tbf, Morris has been getting an inordinate amount of hype from USSF/MLS even before he signed with Seattle

Bobby Wood is honestly a much more promising young NT player and doesn't even get half the media attention as Morris does.

I'm a Seattle fan and I really wish they hadn't signed him. Sounders media and fan blogs (especially those fags at S@H) played it up like Morris was going to save US Soccer and owed it to the Sounders to sign with them because >muh homegrown. Too inexperienced and not starting quality. Doesn't deserve anything more than the U-23s, definitely not the senior team.

>>66383533
I've told you nearly five times, he is not with the senior team this time around.
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>>66383533
How am I hyping him up?
By not jerking myself off to him not scoring?
>>66383523
Despite your defeatist attitude I actually would prefer the US to win
Even though the likely is very small
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>>66383569
>There is no reason to keep rating the kid until he actually starts to produce goals and he hasn't done that in like 5 to 6 games already
So not actively wanting him to fail is rating him?
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>tfw Sounders literally made white Freddy Adu
>You will see Jordan Morris shilling vacuums while playing for a d3 team in your lifetime
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>>66383503

>not learning from the huehues of orlando city

scenes
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>>66383581
>he doesn't realize the only way to save the national team is for it blow up, and get klinsmnann fired
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>>66383574
>Bobby Wood is honestly a much more promising young NT player and doesn't even get half the media attention as Morris does.
Jesus Christ
How blind are you people to your own actions?
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>>66383608
>Wanting a team to lose to get the coach fired
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>>66383598
It's not wanting him to fail. It's more why do you want him there in the first place
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>>66383616
>he's right you know
Bobby Wood is both a better player and prospect than Jordan Meme at the moment
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>>66383628

and losing world cup qualifiers at that
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>>66383628
Not like the team is winning anyway.
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>>66383616
I'm not actively rooting for the NT/U-23s to fail. I want Morris to develop as much as you do.

I was just pointing out that the hype has been completely unwarranted.

>>66383654
olympic qualifies
i repeat, morris is on the U-23s
they compete in olympic qualifying
the senior team competes in WCQ
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>>66383598
Im not stupid anon. You keep making this idiotic case that wanting Morris gone is the equivalent of wanting US soccer to fail. As other anons mention, he's not good enough and not wanting dead weight on the team is not wishing for the nats to fail. This is not an uncommon phenomenon. When a player in a big euro club is a failure, the fans want him out because he detracts from the performance of the club and team
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Who else going to /setanotherUSrecord/ here?
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>>66383630
I didn't say I did
I just would rather the US wins and actively rooting for one of the players to get "exposed" won't help matters
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>>66383689

does chelski even have any fans left with no mourinho?
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>>66383689
>""""International"""" """"Champions"""" """"Cup""""

disgusting money grabbing friendlies
enjoy watching Chelsea and RM's C-teams duke it out
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>>66383684
You're way too emotionally invested in people that don't know you exist. It's people like you (and Eric Wynalda) that push for action that ultimately hurts the player instead of helping and then wonder what went wrong.
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>>66383689
see
>>66383701

half the bandwagon fans jumped off because Chelsea have done bad this season, now if you had a Barcelona - Real Madrid match that would smash attendance records everywhere
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>>66383616
Woods has actual grounds for being rated because he has been performing well for his club and is being scouted by bigger clubs like Liverpool atm.

Memeis never did any of that. He was some literally who college kid and was invited for a friendly with the senior team for no reason. After scoring a tap in goal against some Mexican C team of equal literally whos he then suddenly became hyped for no reason other than publicity and up to now has not proven his hype is warranted.
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>>66383684
>You keep making this idiotic case that wanting Morris gone is the equivalent of wanting US soccer to fail.
No
That's not what I said at all
Why are you just assuming that if I don't jerk off to his "failures" then I'm hyping him up?
I'm saying having sentiment like >>66376458 isn't helpful
>>66383646
You fail to see the cycle?
>>66383679
>I was just pointing out that the hype has been completely unwarranted.
What about all of this hate?
I'm the only one here not advocating for his getting "exposed" but it's not because I rate him
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>>66383711
>being this bitter that you can't enjoy a cheeky superclub match with 109,000 other people
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>>66383720
>I-Im not mad y-youre mad!

Just fuck off back to plebbit already Xheattle. No one hates the kid because of his club but because he is a mediocre to average player
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>>66383768
tbf a 109k match wouldn't be very comfy, having a small stadium filled with like 17k people is the most based, you get that local/small team feel
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>>66383732
You can say that about any American player

You know how I know that? Because this general already has

I mean
>Jozy has actual grounds for being rated because he has been performing well for his club and is being scouted by bigger clubs
That was true in 2013
Now look at him
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>>66383759
Look bud, I agree with you. I don't think he deserves senior team callups, but I don't want him to fail in the U-23s either. I don't hate the kid. There's nothing I'd like better than for him to prove me wrong.

Part of the reason people hate him is because he was hyped like the second coming of Jesus and then didn't deliver. I'm sure the general hatred of the Sounders plays a part in it too. I'm not saying this is reasonable, but it's probably why people hate him.
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>>66383780
>literally so mad he's lashing out at everyone without reading
It's fine to want the kid to succeed, but if you want him to earn his place he needs to develop first. He's raw as fuck and can't into tactics.
My parallel is Eric Wynalda who gets so buttflustered every time Kwadwo Poku isn't in every position on the team sheet he demands that he be traded to Colorado so he can start and become shit. And then when it happens, he'll blame NYC for not developing him right when they were trying to do that in the first place.
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>>66383792
You're not making any sense at all

>let's not rate players based on their present club performances

Then what metric do we use? Hype trains?
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>>66383827
What the fuck are you talking about? Did you even read the post you're replying to?
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>>66383759
>every poster is one person

You're baiting awfully bad at this point. Here's your (you).

Consider this: Maybe Memeis is a bad player and that's why people are frustrated when average shitters like him or Wondo or Alvarado keep getting called up.
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>>66383851
It was a wrong link but the guy knows who I'm talking to.
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>this literal cuck that keeps defending memeis

can't wait when he score no goals and gets subbed out at 70th minute
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>beckham wants roberto carlos as TD at his franchise

why
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>>66383902
Because it's what the Qatari overlords want
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>>66383833
Hype trains are what run Shitattle anon. No wonder they keep getting cucked by LAG and Timbers jej
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>>66383833
You're overhyping him already
People here jerk off to Jozy's "failures" but overlook his success in the Netherlands
Guess what, Jozy was 24 when he left Eredivisie
Bobby Wood is right now 23 and in a worse division
Now, how is this not overhyping?
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>It's a Why does Morris keep being rated thread with the Sheattle shills as guest edition.

Dead week I suppose
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>>66383894
not the guy you're referring to, but how is hoping that a team's forward doesn't score any goals not considered actively rooting for that team to lose
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>yfw J-Mo is the next Pele
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Kiesewetter's better.
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>>66383934
Yep you're retarded. Present club performances are viable when rating players because that's their job while national team camps are short. There is nothing wrong with rating Woods right now because he is working hard and producing goals at an arguably stronger league than here. Looking at players retrospectively doesnt change that
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>>66383936
no one in this thread is suggesting that Morris deserves to be on the senior team

no one actually rates him

but there's a distinction between not rating a player and actively wishing for him (and by extension his team) to fail
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>>66383936
>It's a Let's compromise the NT by actively rooting for one of the program's players to fail episode
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>>66383934
I'm not overhyping him you mong. Woods is a great player but no one is calling him the future of US Sawker like you idiots did with Morris
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>>66383976
>Morris is essential to the national team

>I am not a Shitattle autist btw guys
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>>66383964
And if Bobby Wood hadn't scored those 3 meme goals no one would care
Look at Andrew Wooten
He's more proven in the 2. Bundesliga than Wood
Yet no one is calling for him
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>>66383996
>Morris is essential to the national team
No one said that though

unfortunately we can't go back in time and stop KIannsman from calling Morris into the U-23s
so while he's there you may as well hope he does well for the team
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>>66383934
You're missing why Jozy was hyped in the first place. He was an MLS homer that got signed to some club where he did fuck all and only got time with the USMNT. The he went to the Netherlands and scored (it's easy to do that a target forward in Holland) and could do no wrong until Sunderland and some bad USMNT performances.
Wood is a literally who that was shit for the US for a long ass time that nobody liked or have time to. He was underrated for the longest time.
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>>66383976
>again with this dumb logic

We dont need Morris with the u23s either because of his bad form. Why is this so hard for you to grasp?
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>>66383996
When did I say Morris is essential to the national team?
I said he's one of the program's players
>>66383982
>no one is calling him the future of US Sawker like you idiots did with Morris
People are
And you people keep projecting like crazy
Are you people determined to prove I'm a Shittle autist just because I'm not actively shitting on him?
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>>66384030
see >>66384020
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>>66384007
Wood is scoring. Wooten isn't. He's fucked up easy chances for about 3 weeks in a row.
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>>66383976
Morris has already got exposed, he's shit and he's going to fuck up the u23s no matter what some autist on 4chan says.

I'm not rooting against him, I just want him to get off the team.
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>>66383934
>worse division

Bundes 2 is marginally better than MLS anon. I enjoy watching this league but let's be serious here.
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>>66384024
This is delusional as fuck
People must not like remember /mls/ hating Klinsmann for calling in Bobby Wood several time while he couldn't get a game for 1860 Munich
I'll give him credit for being decent this year but people are giving him way too much credit for one season
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>>66384069
he was saying that 2.bundes < eredivisie

Jozy was in Holland when he was having a good run of form

>>66384077
so taking advantage of his recent good form is fine
no one is suggesting that he'll continue to receive callups forever
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>>66384007
>look up Wooten
>54 apps, 14 goals
>Bobby Wood
>25 apps 14 goals.

Do research before talking out of your ass
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>>66384041
>Im not a Sheattle fag guys but let's keep supporting Memeis

Not buying it. No one is this desperate to shill for a player that hasnt done well or proved their hype unless it's their team.
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>>66383936
They are still salty after being btfo by the Tumblrs so now they want the next Donovan kek
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>>66384091
Andrew Wooten never went through a lull like Bobby Wood did
>>66384094
So saying don't go extreme on Morris means I'm shilling for him?
Don't pull for him to fail while with the Olympic team because that conflicts with the national team is shilling for him?
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>>66384094
can you fucking read

if it was people complaining that Morris didn't get called up maybe you'd have a point

Klannsman gave him a callup. He's probably going to start and there's nothing any of us can do about it. Hoping that he doesn't embarrass the U-23s is hardly "shilling" form him
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>>66384131
>>66384135

Kek. Idgaf. This isnt r/mls where we all upboat and keep artificial good feelings in every thread. I think Memeis is a shit player and him playing for the u23s or seniors wont change that. Jesus christ this general has been infested by redditshills
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>memeis scores fluke hat trick in Columbia
>seattle forced to start him all season for meme potential
>they miss playoffs

Best of all worlds desu.
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>>66382842

Yes, theres Downtown (oldest part,sucks now) Midtown (Nicer replacement of Downtown), and Buckhead (Expensive shit)

>>66383042
no u

>Soon
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So now that we know Ruiz can't play because his landlord is evicting him, how badly will >we beat Guatemala?
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>>66384184

>yfw you lead orlando city to their first mls cup
>yfw no one hypes you
>yfw jordan morris get btfo

one year of hurt is almost over, Orlando lads
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>>66384208
1-1 draw.
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>>66384180
I'm not trying to "keep artificial good feelings"
But why are you people obsessed with going to the extreme opposite?
And why would that make me a redditshill?
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>>66384208
I dont think I've ever watched USA beat Guatemala, especially away. I have no confidence.
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>>66384208

>Memeris score two own goals
>jozy scores a hattrick
>final score: 2-3
>everyone is confused
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>>66384254
Here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eEjtfFjI2k
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>>66384254
>The US have dominated the all-time series with Guatemala, posting a 15-4-6 all-time record against Los Chapines. The Americans currently hold a 21-match unbeaten streak against Guatemala, the team’s longest current unbeaten run against any international opponent.
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>>66384180
Have you understood anything I'm trying to say?

I dont think Morris is a good player either. I don't think he deserves to be called up. But since he has (and I don't necessarily agree with Klinnsman's decision), I hope he does well for the U-23s.

Meme or not, hoping for Morris to score zero goals so he can be "exposed" is rooting for the USA to lose. You're delusional you think otherwise.
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>>66384281
>everyone is confused
Of course
Morris is with the Olympic team in Colombia
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>>66384281
Especially since memeis is at the wrong game.
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>>66384297
But they've only won 1 game in Guatemala in 08
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>>66384326
They've never lost a qualifier there though
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>its a jordan morris 2 thread topic
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>Morris doesn't score in first three professional matches while playing a new position on a new team

Literally the next Freddy Adu


Even if he turns out to be shit, we didn't drop any cap space for him.
He's level headed and a hard worker. 50-50 chance he evolves into an average MLS player- athletic, great work rate, good teammate, not very technical or tactical.


You're all mad because your team doesn't have him ;)
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>>66383902
It says
here http://en.as.com/en/2016/03/25/football/1458916085_446678.html he wants him as the actual coach
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>>66384378
My team has Poku, thanks Xheattle :^)
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>>66384402
>You now remember Lagerway gifted Kwadwo Poku to Kreis because "he didn't have """MLS talent""""
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Q U A K E S
U
A
K
E
S
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>>66384553
Why are you being obsessed with a player who has yet to make an appearance this year?
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>>66384402
>le unable to learn Vieira's madman tactics man
>le unused substitute man
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>>66384395
BTW
>The Manchester United great, a close friend of 'Becks' from their time together at Old Trafford and with the international set-up, is interested in carving out a coaching career, but has been passed over by the franchise's ownership group due to his lack of draw in the Latin American market, a key consideration in a location such as Miami.
Beckham didn't even learn the lesson from Gullit
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EDU
D
U
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>>66384675
Nigga needs to get healthy senpai.
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>>66384675
Creavalle the one who is replacing him while Edus been injured has actually played really well for a fraction of the cost
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>>66384208
Ruiz is a stale meme m8
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>>66384748
His eyes look dead
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>>66384748
>>66384733

So I assume there will be no Mo at the WC? One of my favourite during his time at Rangers.
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>>66384787
Doubt it, apparently he was going to get a call up but then this injury thing happened.

Dat one Rangers goal though makes my dick hard.
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>8 bings til CAN vs MEX

Cannot wait, famalam.
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>>66384769
he's seen some shit

>>66384787
highly doubtful, they wanted him in camp this past winter but he was injured, he's been out of the NT picture for quite a while and he's definitely past his peak and a bit older so I doubt he'd go back, he can actually still be pretty decent but not for 1-1.2 mil a season
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>>66384809

His last minute winner in the old firm was my favourite, I was there that day an ended up around three rows infront of where I was after the goal.
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>>66384840
Thats the one I'm talking about

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX43WLQE00U
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>>66384849

This weak foot bloot was something to behold aswell.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6qvvVdV_QQ
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>>66384827

At least we'll maybe see Ale Bedoya get some game time. Even though he hardly featured for us for whatever reason.
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>>66384864
btw happy Rangers are getting promoted. I'm tired of lolcelticwins.
>>
When is the Olympic game today?

And why is it on FS1?
Wouldn't NBC hold the rights to it?
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>>66384378
But Orlando has Larin who is better. Soundcucks on suicide watch
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>half the thread devolved into morris

Nuke Seattle already pls
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>>66384902

Thanks bro, aren't we all?
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>"soccer"
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>>66384945
>Peru (gay)
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>>66384938
It's made the Scottish league pretty boring desu

I see a couple Celtic flags at Philly games and I can't tell if they are ex pats or "muh heritage" fags.

>>66384945
>Canada
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>>66384915
>Orlandocuck
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>>66384945
Your leaf is missing, friend.
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>>66384974
Philly/the North East definitely has a lot of Irish heritage people, they all come out on st patricks day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPJqOgOfoho
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>>66385038
I know nigga I live here, I'm talking about specifically the people at the games.
>>
What happens if Larin scores against Mexico?
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>>66385064
I always spot a few >muh heritage people every time I go, at this point I don't assume they are expats unless they're like south american or something, but even then I think people like to show off their heritages at games, there's always a couple interesting jerseys I see

>>66385088
The Larin v Morris meme reaches eric proportions
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>>66385088

>tfw you get to see the next GOAT

The continent will tremble in his shadow.
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>>66385348
People hatin', so they gLarin'.
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>>66385348
You know if he performs too good he'll be shipped off to yurope right?
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>>66385420
iirc a couple of liga mx teams were looking to buy him after last season
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>>66385420

good

he deserves to get paid and face harder challenges

>memeris running from the bundesliga to work for daddy
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>>66385466
>face harder challenges

like being an unused substitute that only gets to play in meaningless domestic cup matches, right?
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>>66384823
>Getting our shit pushed in in front of 50k people
>2/3s of the "home" crowd are going to be Mexico fans
>can't wait
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>>66385546

>still make more sitting on a european bench than playing on his MLS contract

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>66385546
>he unironically believes starting in MLS is better than sitting on a bench in a top Euro league
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>>66385624
Go home, Jurgen.
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>>66385737
To be fair, Jurgen thinks sitting on the bench anywhere is better than starting in MLS.
>>
>>66385737
>>66385801
>implying starting in MLS won't make you worst
>muh physicality

good luck developing any technical abilities in mls
>>
Who watching USL tonight?
>>
>NYCFC Affiliate Wilmington has signed Former Seattle D Ashani Fairclough
>Seattle gifting more players to NYCFC
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>the start of this season.
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>>66384254
USA beat Guatemala 4-0 in a friendly last October
Literally no reason for USA to be worried
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>>66384284

BASED CARLOS

>Soon
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>>66386534
>friendly
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>>66386534
>friendly
Klinslelfag detected.
>>
>U-23s match starts at 4:30
>FS1 coverage starts at 5

>>66386607
>4-0
That's an awful score even taking into account the fact that nobody cared
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>>66386634
It starts at 5
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>>66386697
What am I looking at here?
>>
>>66386713
>He doesn't know the McBox
>>
So, Seattle has stated that they plan to sign another DP in the summer. Who do you think is on their radar? Anyone heard any rumblings?
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>>66386713
A magic rectangle
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>>66386736
>Those kits.
Why did Nike fuck up all the kits for every nation this year?
>>
>>66386736
>>66386828
for those interested
>>66386820
>>
>Olympic and WC qualifiers at the same time
>>
>>66386916
n-nevermind
>>
>>66386736
Is this the new police force?
>>
>>66377041
Get Villafana!! What's wrong with klinsmann!!!! Not even a usmnt supporter but wtf.
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>>66387107
Villafana is shit senpai.
>>
>>66386736
Idk why I didnt expect to know any of these players. some MLS lads in there.
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>>66387107
>Not even a usmnt supporter
>That flag

Cuck detected
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>>66387141
Better than those fuckers
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That's going to be such a great surface to play on
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>inb4 4-1
>>
>>66387777
>quads

pls no
>>
>soccer
>Utah
>>
so MLS interested in any of the these pacey colombian nig nogs?
>>
>Kevin Doyle hurt
>The city of the Crapids
>>
>>66388387
Houston already got their fill
>>
>Soon
>>
>memeis being useless like usual
>but so was the entire team for the second half
>>
Matarrita starts for Costa Rica
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why can't this be real?
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>>66389251

because nike hates everyone
>>
This opening USL match doesn't feel comfy at all. Feels like I'm watching two feeder teams.
>>
>>66389251
Because Philly can't get relegated in tribute to Blackburn Rovers
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>>66389274
>not waiting for the NPSL
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>Based BSFC
>Based Herbers
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>>66389251
Union probably have one of the sexiest home kits this year. The away is pretty meh, but they need to bring these sexy 3rd kits back.
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>>66390055
>we will never get the naked aways again
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>>66390113
They should do something like pic related for their away for 2017. White/Gold with the Snake gradient on it. Would be hot.
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Rapid man met his match
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>BSFC win '''''first''''' ever game 1-0
>>
Match thread
>>66390880
>>66390880
>>66390880
>>
>>66390689
That jersey looks oddly familiar... N'ah. Must be my imagination.
>>
>>66376848
Just realized this lazy motherfucking OP reverse all the matches.

It's NYC @ NE, DC @ DAL, etc. Is he dyslexic or just European?
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MY BODY IS READY
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>>66391667
It was a copypasta, I ain't typing all that shit up.
>>
>>66390229
Which manufacturer made that one?
>>
>>66391954
Nike actually. I thought it was weird too.
>>
>>66391770
about what?
>>
Wtf did he do?
>>
>Besler out with a concussion
>Brooks out with a knee injury

RIP US backline
>>
>>66393012
>Le Kansas City complainer defender
>gets into camp, gets hurt
I hope he tore his fucking ACL
>>
>>66393197
Edgy
>>
I don't have enough booze for this.
>>
>tfw watching canada vs mexico rather then this shit show

;_;
>>
>>66391790
Then don't make a god-damn thread.
>>
Could you imagine if we succeeded where the Eagles, Phillies, 76ers, and Flyers have all failed?
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>>66394683
>Complaining about how someone makes the thread
>Not making the thread yourself
>>
>>66394871
>chicano scum
>>
>US sucks with possession
>US suck with bunk and counter without landy

what exactly is the US good at now?
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Oh, hey Sacramento, St. Louis, and San Antonio
>>
ZARDES OUT

HOWARD OUT

JOZY OUT

NAGBY OUT

KLINNSMANN DEPORTED

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
Just ban every MLELS players from ever joining the NATs
>>
>>66396796
>Just ban every German player from ever joining the NATs
FTFY
>>
>>66396830
lmao we don't want drop to lowest rank in concacaf, faggot
>>
>>66396889
>The worst players were the foreign-based ones
>Guatemala's best players.are bench players in MLS
>"B-but it' MLELS's fault"
Will you stop sucking so much Yurocock please?
>>
>>66396928
There is was literally no german player on the field moron. Literally all the MLELS players on field were just as bad you fucking idiot
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wooooo
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>>66396969
I'm not >>66396830
But every German besides Fabian is total shit
And it's Orozco-Cameron-Gonzalez-Castillo-Bedoya-Yedlin plus Mix's who was shitty in the Tippeligaen (I'm not sure how people saw past) and some horrendous game plan from Klinsmann
The US were at their best when Nagbe & Zardes came on
>>
>>66396992
>caring about trash league ball

for what purpose?
>>
>>66397017

>not supporting your local team
>>
>>66397017
>trashing usl
No anon, you're only supposed to shit on NASL.
>>
So guys
Who are you gonna root for in the next world cup?
>>
>>66397080
Guatemala
>>
>>66397106
You'd have to get past the Hex
They're be good teams there that you can't just walkthrough like in this round
>>
>>66397080
>not supporting based Canada
I know I'm rooting for them after we rape them next Tuesday, that heart.
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JUST
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>>66397425
This is the year >we don't make the World Cup isn't it?
>>
>>66397452
If it comes to that you better hope its the same year they decide to invest more in youth development so that they get a better crop of youth than just Jordan Morris.
That or Jurgen just flat out calls out everyone who said that he should use more MLS players.
>>
>just got my ears blasted off at Norma Jean
>didnt watch USA lose

wew. only 3 fucking games this week fuck.
>>
So if the US lose, will they finally get rid of Jurgen?
>>
Went downtown to watch the game, watched all the raver girls go into the Excision concert beforehand then watched JK rape my eyes. Tonight wasn't a total loss.

>>66397580
He could outright rape and kill someone and probably keep his job in prison.
>>
>>66397574
>2016
>Norma Jean
god damn, it's like those Warped Tours in high school never ended
>>
>>66384202
It's a lot easier to be excited for Soccer now that there's a team in my region. South will finally have a team.

>orlando city

Florida doesn't count.
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>>66397614
It was a hometown show, new album in September tbqh
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>Soon: late night vibes edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGDqolmIhF8
>>
>>66397964
I enjoy your late night vibes. Do you have a playlist I could listen to?
>>
>>66397964
Hello soonfag

I lost like 5 hours to whiskey and im really confused, I'm glad I didn't spend that time shitposting here

idk if you like this type of shit but have a listen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OMda91q20c
>>
did America win? I remember the u23s had a tie.

Also does anyone know if Jamrock won?

I need to figure my life out lads. Don't drink whiskey on an empty stomach.
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>>66398046
yes, but I dont want to spoil future late night vibes. just fav em on youtube and make the >Soon playlist yourself. would lowkey warm my cockles tbqh.

>>66398049
bretty guud daytsuu

late night vibes usually kills the thread for the night.

Anyway.... AUFC WITH THEIR FIRST WIN EVER. OFFICIALLY UNDEFEATED FOR REAL FOR REAL. The U-12's got their first win today vs DC United U-12's. DCU officially BTFO and Atlanta is clearly most glorious United.

>Soon
>>
>>66376848
>are you ready for some football
>>
>>66398507
I miss NFL
>>
>>66397415
If they get raped on tuesday it's over anyway
>>
>>66398764
<3 you canada senpai
>>
>>66398637
If you want long plays, watch soccer.

If you want violence, watch /hoc/.

Problem solved.
>>
>>66398866
Not really, because neither of those things are NFL or college football
>>
>>66399025
Then go watch high school football
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I'm a crew and USMNT fan. What is it like to watch your team win? I honestly don't remember anymore.
>>
>its a USMNT lose to an underdog episode again
>>
>>66399851
>>
>inb4 weak player pool
>>
>it's an out of position players are shit, but not because they play out of position episode
>Its a players are starting to dislike the coach playing them out of position episode
Guys, I thought I was done at having Jason Kreis waste the talent of the team I support before having the locker room implode
>>
>>66402099
>implying it's not true

Most of the national team right now comes from MLS era before academies were started. All in some form developed by colleges other then the european mercs. At this point I'm just waiting for the U-23s and U-20s to come up.
>>
>>66391667
But that's wrong, you retard. Do you understand what "@" means
>>
>>66403004
That and the athletic American body type isn't conducive to attacking soccer. Our lack of manlets kills us
>>
>>66403231
There's nothing wrong with having a Zardes or morris athleticism, but if you don't have the touches, passes, and creativity then whats the fucking point?
>>
>>66399851
shut the fuck up. you are probably a buckeyes fan too.

I'm stuck with teams like the Falcons, Braves, Hawks, and UGA. The worst teams of all time. That is why >Soon FC is a huge deal, it has the best chance to save >us from this hell.

>Soon
>>
>>66403448
Reminder that no self respecting good player will ever want to live in the south
>>
>>66403448
Philadelphia is pretty shit too, but at least I saw a Worlds eries win
>>
>>66403498
>Atlanta
>"Southern"

go ahead and try to find a redneck ITP.
>>
>>66403498
Would foreigners even know that the South is awful?
>>
>fucking Big East Tuition Toss on FS1

where is the soccer guys, what game should I be watching right now.
>>
>Klinnsmann thread
>Americans getting assmad that people arecalling their players shit instead of just blaming the coach.
>Delusional burgers thinking Bielsa would be an improvement
Germans really are the masters of trolling
Can't wait for the new coach to literally say the talent is shit
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UNION
N
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>>66404741
Hey, remember when the Union hosted 2 USOC finals in a row and lost them both, at home.

I'm a SKC fan and I hate Seattle but we're forever brothers towards cucking Philly fans.
>>
>>66404874
All the positive Poku stuff will die the moment Fat Frank gets healthy and Mix returns to national team duty. I can't wait til he goes somewhere else in MLS and kills NYCFC.
>>
>>66404741

UNION
N
I
O
N
>>
>>66404874
>Mendoza
fuck yea
>>
>>66405042
Rumor has it that he doesn't put much effort into training and Kreis and now Vieira don't like that.
>>
>>66405318
Poku? Probably because he realizes the futility of trying to break into that team because the management is a complete disaster.

If it's Fat Frank, it's probably because he's just cashing checks. I'm glad this is happening now because it'll keep this shit from happening in the future. We're not a retirement league and most teams are realizing it.
>>
>>66405042
>implying
He gives as much effort in practice as Adriano did
Can't wait til your team trades >us something good and he busts
>>
>>
>>66405347
Orlando just bought the 06 real Madrid Brazilians, Pretty sure retirement league isn't going away soon.
As for Poku, Mix was doing well last 3 NYCFC games and McMemera is the new hotness
>>
>>66405537
>#NERevs bench vs. #NYCFC: Knighton (GK), Barnes, Sambinha, Kobayashi, Herivaux, Davies, Hollinger-Janzen
>>
>>66405347
>We're not a retirement league

lol that's funny
>>
>>66405771
It's at most 10 guys you're talking about
>>
>>66405806
It's at least 25 guys.
>>
>>66405880
Wut?
There's 10 DPs who signed when they were older than 30
>>
M C N A M A R A
C
N
A
M
A
R
A
>>
>mcmemera
>>
>>66406109
Based.
>>
>>66406012
There's still a bunch of non DP old Euro players
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>>66405022
>I'm a SKC fan
>>
>>66406166
There's not 15 of them
>>
We memeing our way to the euros now.
>>
>>66406596
Ahh yes the renown Irish premiere league!
>>
>>66406722
>Ahh yes the renown Major League Soccer!
>>
BASED REVS

>MAN SHITTY B
>>
>>66406722
>Implying Robbie Keane won't talk to him about it when the >LAGs come to town
>>
>tfw you transferred Tierney out of your fantasy team this past week

EVERY FUCKING TIME
>>
>>66406722
>>66406795
Some Irish dude on Beth Steel said USL was way better than the Irish league in some Dublin paper.
>>
>>66406933
>Transferring out players that blanked last week/do poorly that do better the following week

This feel is all too common.
>>
>>66406950
http://www.irishmirror.ie/sport/soccer/soccer-news/james-chambers-says-american-move-7267359

“The money is better than here in Ireland and the contracts are 52-weeks, so I can finally say I'm a full-time footballer!.”

also

Steel are also the official feeder club of renowned MLS side Philadelphia Union and use the same training facilities.

>Renowned
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>>66406950
It's basically a semi-pro league
Ireland is a lot like the US when it comes to soccer except the Irish who do like soccer are more accepting of being cucks to England and ignoring local soccer
>>
>>66407185
Does being renowned for being bad still count?
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>>66407185
>Renowned for being shit is still being renowned for something.
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>>66407267
To be fair, they're renowned for having every good player from Pennsylvania tell their academy to go fuck themselves
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>homegrown CB in the starting 11
Should be fun senpai.
>>
RED
E
D
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Meme magic at its finest
>>
Isn't that Koffie's second red of the season?
>>
Why is the Eastern Conference such shit?
>>
>>66408310
Inland Empire beaner refs.
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>>66408310
Better then the west
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>>66408420
>Better then the NASL west
FTFY
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>>66408420
>better than the west
lel
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>>66408310
Absentee owners and mismanagement.

Some teams are getting their shit together so maybe that will change.
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>>66408420
Where is he?
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>>66408561
>NASL west

So, Edmonton?
>>
>nycfc will draw the rest of their games at home

KEK
>>
>Man Citty B can't score on 10 players

wew
>>
>>
>Atlanta
>"United"
>"Football"
>Club
But it's neither of those things.

They should've gone with Rebel SC or Stonewall SC Railroad City or something celebrating its heritage instead of throwing darts at soccer buzzwords and using the words that were hit.
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>>66410107
First two plus any mention of "heritage" would get crucified in the media as racism. Any southerner not sufficiently ashamed of the past is assumed to be a KKK member.
>>
>>66409925
>>66409931
It's as if nothing has changed with nycfc. Shit is still shit.
>>
>>66403448
No, fuck OSU. I graduated from Dayton and watched them shit the in the tourney. At least they got in though
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>Soon
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>mfw Dallas having all this depth
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>>66411970
Would Oscar Pareja take the US job?
He made the Crapids a youthful attacking team
The Crapids
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>>66412411
I think he would if asked but might not due to Colombian ties.
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BARRIOS!
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>DEE CEE
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this season is going to be dogshit isn't it?
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this season is going to be dogshit, isn't it?
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>tfw dc fan
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>>66412996
>>66413061
>>66413067
>DC on suicide watch
At least y'all have some former glory. :|
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>>66412996
>tfw no qt haram gf

Why even live
>>
DC is the hidden dragon of the east
>>
>>66413156
bruh we are DOGSHIT wtf are you talking about
>>
>>66412996
>>66413061
>>66413067
You should at least wait until Hamid comes back and see how it goes
You don't have the the biggest component of Bennyball on the team
>>
>>66412996
>UAE isnt just money
>>
>>66413200
>>66413156
yeah dc has one player out this game and dallas has seven
>>
So why are these teams playing on an international break weekend? Future scheduling conflicts?
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BARRIOS FOR THE BRACE!!
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wtf barrios has two pls spread the love around to players on my fantasy squad
>>
>>66413364
Hello first time visitor
Welcome to /mls/
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>>66413537
Where the rules are made up and the points don't matter
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>>66384239
That guy was straight shit vs Mexico
>>
just fuck my shit up senpai
>>
So DC lads should we meet up at Union Station for cupcakes then kill ourselves?
>>
pls we need to recover the 5-0 deficit
>>
>>66414518
Do raccoons even like cupcakes?
>>
all those city, united and sporting in an USAian league
couldnt they come up with something new?
>>
>>66414650
the city ones are fine, just names of the cities, sporting also ok i think, united makes no sense tho
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>Soon
>>
>>66414614
pretty sure they eat anything
>>
D.C. getting ref balled with that no penalty call.
>>
PENALTY
>>
>>66414767
this ref is all over the place
>>
oh my fucking god fabi
>>
>DC
>DC
>DC
LELELELELELELELELELELELELELEL
>>
>eastern conference
>>
HA ref ball my ass dc is losing all on their own
>>
DC literally ultra BTFO in the span of 30 seconds, and already 3-0 down.

How many levels of BTFO are there?
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>MLS refs
Jesus. This guy.
>>
>>66414650
Sporting is a huge improvement over Wizards though.
>>
pls don't park the bus go for more
>>
Ok guys how many refs did oscar pay for this game?
>>
>>66414903
>ref ball
>can't even make a penalty
>shouting at a ref after you elbow someone in the face
>dc this assblasted
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>>66414903
>implying FCD has money
This ref is shit though. Sorry I guess. Not really. It's actually kinda funny.
>>
>>66414933
fcd has two yellows too, tho
this ref is shit but definitely not biased
>>
>>66414903
Calm your tits raccoon resident they will get exposed in the CCL
>>
>>66414978
I know, I was just saying while not biased, he is a shit ref.
>>
Ah shit, Pitter is on. 4-0.
>>
bennyball is literally impossible without hamid
>>
>>66415203
>taking of muh fantasy captain
Come on Pareja, Diaz is good for another assist or 2.
>>
>>66415247
two games this round tho senpai, and already has us 24 points
>>
>>66414065
DELETE THIS
>>
>>66415247
>>66415272
>there are people who do fantasy and don't have Diaz
lel
>>
Holy shit, this is the ref who was arrested for embezzling 14 grand in workers comp.
>>
Theres literally no doubt in my mind that this isn't the Union's hear.
>>
>>66415348
I had sapong to start the year, and sp made fun of me, and then he was meh through the first two weeks, so i dropped him
then week three happened
still tho philly is shit
>>
>>66415324
>there are people that went with Castillo over Diaz
>>
>>66415426
>there are people who don't have both
but for real tho hedges over castillo is debatable
>>
Is Ciman playing for Montreal next week? says he has an ankle injury
>>
>>66415463
>2 mids from the same team
I try to avoid this, but they're both good for points
>>
>>66415527
yeah i started the year with zach loyd over castillo but loyd is only playing bench minutes and i think hedges is a bit too expensive
>>
>>66415633
He's worth it. Not many players under 9M that have as many points as him, and he would have more if not for the disaster in Houston.
>>
>>66376848
REVOLUTION FOOL WHAT
>>
So is their any restrictions on player movement between MLS and USL?
>>
The District of Columbia
>>
>>66416104
I'm going to assume no, but the MLS pays way more so it's a moot point.
>>
>>66416310
what about it
>>
>>66416104
For the teams that own their own USL reserves, not really.
>>
anyone watching this halftime USL match?
>>
>>66416931
Who playing?
>>
>>66416945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lohnlpPwX5k

half time thing now over anyway
>>
>>66416984
Pretty good goal.
>>
>>66416715
They hard capped loans to USL teams this year. So you can't do any lineup fuckery more than like 5 times
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>Orlando sent a DP to the USL
>>
just pretend you're boycotting russia on the basis of fag rights
>>
>>66417502
http://www.brotherlygame.com/2016/3/5/11164556/new-mls-roster-rules-spell-out-rules-for-usl-loans
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>he didn't put enough whip and nay-nay on the ball
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>BENCH: Brown, Williams, Agus, Mansally, Rocha, Manotas, Lovejoy
>>
>>66417814
>Maidana
Houston's got this
Just better hope that he doesn't get another concussion.
>>
>>66417851
FUCKING THIS, GODDAMMIT
>>
>>66417814
God damn it I miss Maidana
>>
>>66417556
will you join us, Tim?
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>#VWFC Subs: Tornaghi, Adekugbe, Smith, Mezquida, Seiler, Hurtado, Flores
>>
F
>>
>>66417923
damn just saw the replay, scary
>>
>>66417894
probably not yet
>>
Joe Willis saving the Dynamo tonight
>>
ABSOLUTE

C H A O S

H

A

O

S
>>
PENATLY
>>
>this ABO ref
>>
How many PKs has Morales scored?
I don't think Vancouver has had a single run of play goal yet.
>>
>>66418534
Sounds like a diving team to me.
>>
that would have been nice
>>
Los Dos Based as fuck
>>
that was terrible 'advantage' desu
>>
BJIV and Ariel Lassiter are already better than Zardes Bruce bring them up and sell that meme
>>
>>66418800
>sell that meme
No one would buy him.
>>
>that pass by BJIV

Zardes literally could never do that
>>
>>66418833
Wasn't Anderlecht interested in him for a while? What happened there?
>>
>>66418833
LA came really close to tricking some championship team into buying him for a couple of million dollars.
>>
>>66418889
>klinsmann calling up young players is literally killing their chances to go to Europe.
>>
>>66418861
LA would've one the cup if IV didn't lose 15 IQ points at the U-20 WC.
>>
Who'd be the favourite to replace Klansman
>>
Los Dos would probably makes the playoffs in the Eastern Conference
>>
>>66419076
Kreis. At this point, memes are >our only hope.

LASSIGOAT
>>
LA has too many good youths for usl
>>
>>66419127
Funny because they'd probably go further than the >lags would
>>
How much is Vancouver going to beat Houston by?
>>
>>66419550
1
>>
>kc teams are allergic to drawing and losing
>skc, fckc, spr win all games

Feels good man.
>>
>>66419886
they weren't so allergic last season during the playoffs.
>>
>>66419917
Still won USOC so still got CCL, which hardly matters but still. That form of Sporting Fit is dead so shouldn't be near death by the end of the season.
>>
>>66419886
And KU lost which is a plus.

>>66419917
Literally the grace of God kept SKC from advancing. Those goddamned posts

>>66419926
I have a good feeling about the new philosophy behind Sporting Fit.
>>
>That game with Vancouver and Houston
Holy shit Houston, they look like they were scrambling for a chance to score.
>Joe Willis getting in on the last kick of the game
I'd love to see more of that, chance for a goalie to get some last minute action.
At least no one died tonight for Houston.
>>
>>66420001
>Vancouver winning from a dive

Shifty-eyed syrup merchants
>>
>>66419980
I don't mind KU but I also hate all my friends on Twitter going on about it every fucking game so it was nice to see em fuck off before the SKC game next weekend plus the Royals coming back.

I also hope PV kills JK soon but doesn't take the US job quite yet. Kerry will be ready to lead the team soon but still believe he needs more time.
>>
>>66420042
Still gotta hand it to Joe Willis for making those saves, would have ended up with a 3/4-0 exposure game within the first half. Hopefully Tyler Deric will be good to go for Seattle with their break week. Question is, do you start your main GK or do you go with the GK who's been getting mins this season?
Also gotta admit that I now notice what people have been saying about Eddie Robinson's commentary, dude was practically whining throughout the entire game.
>>
>>66420078
As much as I think PV would do well with the USMNT I hope he stays on for a while longer. Although SKC would be in good hands with either Zavagnin or Dos Santos if they give him a look too, and Vermes would do wonders with the younger part of the national team. It's almost a good problem to have right now if you are an SKC fan.
>>
>>66420111
Yeah, it's amazing that SKC has 3 coaches who are better for the USMNT at this point than JK. Honestly believe KZ leaves in a year or two if PV doesn't go to the US. Dude will be ready to lead an MLS side soon enough. It'll be so weird without him though, been in KC for 16 years, through the best and worst.
>>
>>66420149
I was actually really surprised they didn't give the SPR job to Zavagnin but hiring Dos Santos was a brilliant move. And yeah if PV ends up staying on for a while I could see Zavagnin moving on to an expansion team.
>>
>>66420178
Yeah, was quite a surprise. All of us thought KZ had the job locked in then Dos Santos appeared out of nowhere after telling NASL to fuck off. Good move too, empty ass NASL games suck compared to what will be an intimate Swope Village.
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>>66420246
>ottawa fury
>emptier then some usl club

don't get ahead of yourself
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>>STLFC
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>>66405022
>I'm an SKC los ''''''Wizards'''''' fan
>>
>>66420720
dafuq
>>
>>66420042
I always liked the term "snowbacks" but yours has a certain poetry.
>>
>>66421121
>uni0n

Call me back when you when something.

>>66420720
I may hate your city and team but that was really cool when the STL players helped rush the stretcher on the field.
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>>66419550
>>66419573
>>
>>66421242
who or what is an STLFC
>>
Aaaaaaaaaaand new thread:

>>66421210
>>66421210
>>66421210
>>
500th for this is THE UNION AND OUR SEASON!
>>
>>66421276
501 and that's pretty much Philly all day.
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