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The US tries to solidify their place in Group C and their place in the Hex in a let say tricky away match in Guatemala City
Starts in 1 bong on beIN sports
Ojala que remonte su vuelo
Mas que el condor y el aguila real
>>66390996
>Man City C
>Seattle Rounders
>Not COME ON SEATTLE
You fucked up your only job, commit sudoku.
>>66390996
>Orozco
Orozco can't even get a game for Tijuana
What the fuck is he doing playing for US?
>>66390996
>Sunderland
>not "Blunderland"
>>66391101
The only logical explanation is he has some dirt on Jurgen that the coach doesn't want to be let out.
Where is Morris at? Why isn't Brad Evans playing?
>>66391225
Morris played with the U23s like 2 hours ago in Colombia.
>>66391259
Oh, ok thanks. I have few more minutes at this Sanders rally then I'll be headed to the (gay)bar.
>>66391170
Probably. I heard that Klinsmann keeps a plush Himmler at his bedside.
>>66391304
Be careful, don't get misgendered out there
Anybody got a stream link ready?
>>66391225
What's up with your trips?
inb4
>i-i-it's not klinsmann's fault he was a success at Bayern, it's just our players suck. He's not Bradley tier I sweah
>>66392204
Literally who?
Marco Pappa is on the bench but Columbus Crew player Rodrivo Saravia, who has yet to make his debut, starts
>>66392521
>it's another McBox
Why.jpg
>>66392521
>Pappa is on the Bench
>He didn't call Nacho Lopez Campollo
>He didn't call any of the players we have in European leagues and New Zealand which have never been called to the NT
>Calls Tinoco
Claveri is trying to sink our seleccion more than it could possibly already have been desu
>>66392204
>this trip
>any topic
opinion discarded
>>66392593
If I knew any of these players Bryan MemÃz, I would accurately know how sorry to feel for you.
>>66392593
>New Zealand
?
If you're wanting players from there then you've got bigger problems
>>66392646
Literally better than having all of our players be from the Guatemalan meme league m8
I
>>66392671
But New Zealand isn't even a pro league
>>66392597
>Implying you know more about this than I do
Steven pls, it's past your bedtime
I BELIEVE
>>66392706
It has one
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Zealand_Football_Championship
>>66392631
>>66392521
I forgot
>Starts Motta, not Jerez
Get in here lads
kek all these uniformly brown favela children
>>66392745
It's a semi-pro league
STREAM ANYONE?
>>66390996
>John Brooks (left knee contusion) has returned to Germany.
>Matt Besler suffered concussion in training yesterday. Will continue concussion protocol through Tuesday in Columbus.
Still don't understand why Birnbaum didn't get the start
Based anthem is based.
>>66392779
wut
>The New Zealand Football Championship (NZFC, known as the ASB Premiership from 2011 for sponsorship reasons) is the national association football league in New Zealand. It is a PROFESSIONAL LEAGUE that is operated by New Zealand Football.
>beIN sports
It's like they're trying to make Americans not care about this shit
Btw Jamaica is in real trouble in WCQ
>>66392810
Klinsmann is a nazi and won't start a Jew.
>>66392839
>his cable provider doesn't carry BeIN
STREAM WHERE
>>66392839
2nd leg is on espn or someshit.
>>66392878
http://videoclubdirector.com/guatemala-vs-united-states-live/
Just because you're a fellow American.
BLACK JERSEYS? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
The Guatemalan national anthem is so ugly
>>66392898
thanks, fellow patriot
I thought guatemala was part of mexico.
SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ
>>66392903
It's black with red and blue shoulders. It's supposed to be reminiscent of a police car since the USA is the world's police.
At least they aren't forcing the "Yedlin is a defender meme"
Whats up with Johnson? Or is Klinnsman just still mad at him?
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
>>66392880
Yeah I'm pretty sure beIN secured the signatures of all the shitty CONCACAF countries for TV rights for their home legs
>>66392831
It's "pro" that operates as semi-pro
Everyone in New Zealand describe it as a semi-pro league
>>66392989
Yedlin is a shittier winger
He's hurt
He'll be used if he can play Tuesday
VAMOS GUATE
>>66392919
fuck off
>>66392993
eh whatever, not too hard to find a stream if you don't have the channel.
>moment of silence
>fans still screaming
Stay classy central America
>subhuman Guatemalans can't shut the fuck up for two seconds for the moment of silence
Gas all spics
>this crowd in charge of knowing what a moment of silence is
>>66393045
He got such a late start I always forget he's almost 30
>hoofing it already
What shithole is this game being played in?
And who the fuck starts a game after 10 pm?
Literally not one Guatamalan flag in this thread.
Feels good to be rich.
>>66393182
guatemala city, literally 3rd world
Is Zardes just left sided Yedlin?
why are they acting so hostile towards the american team? if I go to that shithole I'd be getting my dick sucked immediately.
>>66393208
how does it feel to be rich anon?
>>66393231
He's also bigger than Yedlin so presumably useful in the air
lel based chink telling the lino to fuck off
>>66393236
well, not even the guatemalan president has a computer lad.
>>66393236
Shouldnt have said rich...just comfortable.
Feels good man.
>>66393208
>no Guatemala flag
fucking kill me already
>>66393182
>>66393224
We should have taken you faggots to Quetzaltenango so that you get stabbed by crazy xelatecos 3bh
>this passing
good lord
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>Klinsmann out
>Guatemala in charge of recording this game.
Give these mestizos a fucking gopro
What a fucking joke
Here we fucking go.
>>66393234
Was listening to >wynalda before the game started, he was talking about going to central america for games
They would throw batteries at the team and garbage at the team and mace them
They literally hate us.
Also FUCK
>Klinsman out.
GOLAZO
GRINGOS HUECOS CEROTES PISADOS DE MIERDA
JUE CIEN MIL PUTAS QUE LOS PARIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
welp
>USA
>>66393305
Make USMNT Great Again
#KrautsOutTrumpIn
>>66393224
Thanks man.
I lived in Venezuela and Costa Rica and this is about on a par with a league game in one of those countries. Fuck.
I love it when soccer is played in the US. Hell sometimes other countries play their games here where they both come to the US to play.
Anyway are Guatemalans piss bag throwers and shit like that or is that just Mexicans?
Heh
>Howard
why not Guzan?
>Diskerud
>The flaming funeral pyre of Norwegian Americans
>>66393236
It's OK. You can hire maids and go eat dinner at nice places whenever you want.>>66393289
>Quetzaltenango
When is the WC going to Guate?
>guatemalan thugs cant even go 10 minutes without a yellow
>>66393327
get out faggot.
>>66393384
You leave the Norwegians fucking alone
>tfw it's a Mix own goal
>>66393345
The defense needs to build a way.
Guatemala will pay for it.
FUCK. JESUS.
>Yedlin
Is this just a friendly or is something on the line?
>>66393361
>No estar en el Mateo Flores
>this finishing
we're doomed
Fucking Dicks R Rude
Hasn't been good in over a year
>>66393327
Necesitas a regresar
>>66393475
Both klinsmnn and NYCFC play him so deep and/or on the wings. Don't think that's best for him
>>66393475
He's been great these past 3 games though. Literally dismantled Chiraq by himself.
>le fall on face man
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
AMERITURDS BTFO BY FUCKING GUATEMALA
De Guatemala a Guatapeor, si o que?
>ole
>>66393522
You say that as if that's hard
This wouldn't have happened under Bradley, you know I'm right
Klinsmann will have them do another hour of mediation and aroma therapy
are these guatamalans like celebrities down there?
do their favelas have electricity
>>66393522
Didn't see it, was at the SJ game
>bradley
WHAT THE LITERAL FUCK
>>66393554
build wall faggot.
Kill me.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
BTFO
BTFO
BTFO
I fucking hate this team
Pffft
>>66393562
Was hard for the Crew and LOLando
>US defending
Jesus what the fuck are these stupid americans doing?
dismantle this team
fire everyone
I'm not sure this semen slurping sport is for me
SHUT
IT
DOWN
hahaaha fucking glorious
>this game
>my enthusiasm
Fuck
what the fuck was that ?
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klinny out
>>66393595
build a better team lmao
now watch us do stupid shit as always and lose the game
Somebody make it stop ;_;
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wtf USA
KLINSI OUT
HOWARD OUT
BRADLEY OUT
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It's Howard's fault right?
WEW LAD
I know we're losing by two goals against a bunch of brown manlets in fifteen minutes, but let's take a moment to compliment Klinns on how good a job he's been doing developing this sport in America.
Klinns for life, guys, no need to be knee jerk about it.
Hey Guatemalabro I will paypal you 50 American dollars if you get one of your subhuman cousins to stab Klinsmann before he leaves the country.
Was offside as fuck
Kinsmann out
AT LEAST WE HAVE THE U-23 TEAM BOYS
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
my sides!
Vamos vamos vamos Guatemala
Clear offside but it doesn't matter because the defense was retarded and deserve to concede.
>>66390880
>This flag
>This thread
shut it down
This is what happens when you constantly change the back line, it's mind boggling Klinnsman hasn't figured that out.
THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>ruiz
that's the problem with this team, too many shitskins.
Whats the bigger disaster, this USA team or their jerseys?
>>66393741
Can't be offsides on goal kicks :/
Never seen someone drop two to America so quickly since 9/11
DELETE THIS THREAD
u-u-sa u-usa
:(
>>66393769
Klinsmann's narco polo
Has there even been a Guatemalan flag in this thread? We need to get a guatemalan in here please.
>>66393782
Good idea, poor execution
4/10
>>66393799
Are you fucking stupid?
>>66393782
you are no longer my weather friend
My heart is racing bros
What nacionality is the referee?
>>66393782
r u a lesbian?
so i'm guessing that thing about the players losing on purpose to get rid of klinsmann was true...
>>66393782
Kek same line that Brit used when Messi scored two on Bayern
>>66393762
>questioning klinsmann
How dare you, he's German and will lead you to glory :^)
>Dempsey finishing
ROJO TENIA QUE SER MOTTA
SOS GRANDE CEROTE
just concede
just fucking concede this match
>>66393850
Panama
>>66393782
ayyyy
>bedoya
what a piece of shit.
>>66393850
Canalnigger.
>>66393850
>nacionality
CHI
>This finishing
Though to be fair the guatemala goalie made a killer save.
>mfw Trinidad & Tobago and Guatemala advance from this group
>bring back Landon
I dont even want to watch the copa america now
Omar Gonzalez is a really good distributor of the ball. We can't lose if the USMNT has him pulling the strings for this team and playing balls into Bobby Wood.
I-If we can scratch one back before half, w-we have a chance at a result, r-right guys?
>>66393949
landy cakes couldnt even fix this shit
we need a real tactician
someone along the likes of moyes
What in the fuck is going on
STOP FUCKING HOOFING IT
>most powerful nation in the world gets cucked by banana country
>>66393965
>Spanish """human"""
>>66394046
>Foto de Internet
What leagues to the Guatemalan players play in? Do any of them play in Europe?
why is Bedoya so shit?
Its really sweet of Klinnsman to play the Special Olympic team.
>>66394055
>"Most Powerful Country in Latin America" gets cucked by a banana country
>no Lee Nguyen in the starting XI
Wew lad.
This is what happens when your entire national squad plays in mls, RIP in peace usa 2018
>>66394078
Muh hipster ligue 1
this ref is fucking blind
>>66393980
I dont fucking care who you bring in, I want some players who are proud to play for the USA not a bunch of miltary babbies who hardly speak English.
>>66394075
Mostly Guatemalan league lad
3 play in the MLELS
1 Plays in the 400482nd Bundesliga
>>66394089
>Most Powerful Country in Latin America
We don't play against banana countries
>yfw Canada qualifies and USA doesn't
who /mlels/ here
what's the score? I'm watching mexico vs canada rn and can't find any live stats
>>66393782
LMAO
>>66394152
2-0 Guatemala
>>66394152
cero a dos
>>66394152
2-0 honduras
>>66394152
4-0 USA
>>66394114
Jesus. How is the USA getting cucked by a bunch of players who mostly play in a tiny little country?
Can we just give up?
Can we go in at halftime and challenge them to gridiron football for the second half?
Can we tell our corporations to screw the country over somehow? Like not buy their bananas or something?
this is the most disgraceful soccer I've ever seen
>castillo
>gonzalez
>bedoya
literally disgusting. Are there no real American Athletes in that team?
>this hoofball
>this passing
>this finishing
>these corners
>>66394116
>argentina
>even in the top 3
k e k
That was a pen. This ref is shit. Wood is getting raped out there.
>>66394191
This is basically the level of a mid-tier college game in D1.
>>66394116
Legit thought Argentina was in Africa, had to look it up on google.
>>66394152
what the fuck are you doing you un-patriotic little fucking shit.
you have to go back.
Tfw you used to play cod online with bedoya
MEX 1- CAN 0
dempsey what the FUCK was that
At least Wood looks like he has potential in the long run.
what are these fans yelling?
WHY DO WE SUCK?
Klinsmann was supposed to bring us to a new age of football
>cut away from attack on the box to show dempsey
who the fuck are these guys on the camera
>>66394182
>mfw our bananas are already property of the US
>>66394327
OLE
OLE
OLE
>>66394327
WHY CAN'T WE AFFORD FOOOOOOOOD?
>>66394282
>USA after 2001
>Even in the top 5
1-China
2-Rusia
3-Poo in Loo
4-Germany
5-Japan
6-North Korea
POWERGAP
99999999-USA
>>66394229
Obviously, you have shit education, thanks for confirming my point
I don't know what's worse: the fact the US can't score on Guatemala, or that they gave up 2 goals to them
Quien /rojos/ aqui?
>>66394327
uepa, uepa eh, uepa uepa upea
>>66394327
some mayan shit, who give a crap
Why is descaru so fucking stupid
>>66394454
>>66394356
>being this assblasted
>>66394366
jokes on you, Afro nigger, you quoted the wrong people
>>66394336
>hire Klinsmann to bring European attacking flair to team
>looks no different than Bob Bradley's offense
This team gives me cancer
>oh shit, I'm literally blind and gave the ball to a banana man
>better push them, no one will notice
STOP
HOOFING
THE
BALL
>assblasted
>>66394492
I-it was a meme you dip
Whats the score?
MExico 2 canada 0
>bradley
BRADLEY OOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>mfw people were defending Klansman
I can understand why Guatemala is winning.
Their goalie is blending into the field. His uniform is camouflage. What a devious tactic.
>>66394536
Well meme'd then
Theme for this first half
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
>>66394536
don't tell me I'm not educated about memes my mestizo friend
>bradley
the fuck is wrong with you fool?
>a black with blond hair
>a vietcong with blond hair
this fucking meme
I'm not watching this game, please someone rate the US game
>>66394510
>European flair
>plays like Tony Pulis team
Guys I go to Columbia and see Sunil Gulati all the time and know where his office is. Should I go to his office and hold him hostage Monday morning until he agrees to sack Klinsmann?
>>66394601
A++
Es una vaina magistral
>>66394657
Columbia, Maryland?
>>66394608
The killer combination of a Pulis offence and a Wenger defense with the youth development of Mourinho
A European dream come true
>>66394657
Just kill the fucker
>>66394601
This is the worst I've ever seen the US team play. If they lose this game, fucking shit-can Klinsmann
>>66394601
0/2
>Wood
is it possible for somebody to play any worse? When Altidore plays anywhere near this poorly he gets trashed relentlessly.
>>66394608
I imagine a playbook with only long balls over the top that every new coach gets in his welcome package
This is Klinsmann's national team. Unbalanced rosters, poor players selection, multiple players out of position. A new backline every game. No chemistry. No real plan or defined style of play.
Any other federation would have fired him last October after they lost to Mexico and had such a poor Gold Cup. A new low for the US.
Klinsman is a buffoon when it comes to tactics. Plays shit players out of position and expects them to come good. Get fucked, kraut.
>>66394601
muy mal
>>66394681
No Columbia University you dip.
So are we finally going to fire Klinnsman?
>>66394152
DOS A CERO
>>66394685
I like your style
You know what, maybe this semen slurping sport just isn't for me...
>>66394697
Hands down. I've been watching since I was a kid, and it looks like Klinsmann found people in a fucking parking lot to play this game. This is the shittiest half of soccer I've ever seen.
>>66394697
The gold cup semi final was just as bad, fire this fucking kraut
how did we collapse so quickly
GET FUCKED MURRISHITS
PUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
if there's a guatemalan on sp he's in heaven
They honesty need to fire Klinsmann right this fucking second. Don't even let him finish this trainwreck of a match.
>>66394719
Sadly agree
>>66394753
MATATE CHICANOLARD
SE DICE HUECOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DOES A CERO REVERSE MEME MAGIC
>>66394753
Kys chicano
>>66394719
There is no better description than this.
>>66394752
tbf the Dutch team also went self destruct mode too
Honestly. I hate Klinns more than most and I think he should be shot, but the pitch is pretty bad forcing the USMNT to play long ball since they don't have the ability to string passes together.
That being said, they need to stop letting Omar kick the ball.
is thee even a player to single out as having not played poorly?
Bradley has sucked, Cameron has sucked, Wood has sucked, Bradley has sucked, Dempsey has sucked but they are hacking the shit out of him so he can have a pass, Bradley has sucked
is there anybody?
>>66394773
>>66394749
Gulati needs to go, too. Fucking running US soccer into the ground
why is tim howard still on the national team?
YO TE APOYO AZUL!
I want to believe. Americucs blown the fuck out.
>>66393782
FUG
>>66394831
You said Bradley twice
>>66394831
I really tried to think of one. No.
I want to believe.
Tim coward a shit
Who's the short-haired, blonde semen demon on beIN Sports??
n-now comes the post-halftime motivation where we come back and score twice
r-right?
>first half highlights coming up
literally what could be considered a highlight
WHY IN FUCK DO YOU JEZEBEL SUBSCRIBERS CALL IT THE "MEN'S TEAM"???
IT'S THE US NATIONAL TEAM.
PERIOD.
Cucks.
>>66394895
>>66394932
Claveri no es un mim hermanos
>>66394963
lmao do they really call it men's team?
LAMEO
Wow, our team is shit. Klins better fix this or else
>>66394954
Not Rebecca Lowe.
>>66394954
Muh waifu, fuck off
Can guatemala enter in the hexagonal? be honest
>>66394954
Terri Leigh...yum
>>66394955
Klannsmann will show them Nazi parades
>>66395026
Con este resultado:
Si
>>66394954
couldn't see it, but she's stacked unless the shadows are messing with me
>"you ess emm enn tee"
>>66394955
What the fuck guys. I'm rapidly losing faith. It was diminishing before, but now I'm in freefall.
>>66394963
because the women's team is good relative to the rest of the world and the men's team is not
maybe when they don't suck that will change
its Terri Leigh anon
>>66394999
>Klins
>fixing anything
But seriously, I unironically think our girls over on the women's team would have put in a better first half performance than what we just saw. Carli Lloyd is better than any of the fuccbois currently on this roster.
>>66395026
Yes my mae boy,but they will not do anything in the hexagonal
>the US will get eliminated in the pre-hex
well it almost happened last cycle but anyway kek
>Ameriburgers
>0 shots on goal
>>66395103
PURA VIDA
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>>66395108
its the only way we can get rid of klinsmann
>>66394894
>>66394895
>Peru and Guatemala, who have polar opposite flags, posting in succession
Long have I waited for this day.
>>66393345
>>66390880
>>66393974
>>66394830
USMNT?
There's one national team that anyone knows, that is important, all the players are men.
It is the US National Team.
If there's a women's team, call it the US Women's National Team. Fine. But there is no reason beyond stomach-churning politically-correct fealty to call the national team, the "men's" team.
It's awful.
You say Male Nurse because most nurses are women, obviously.
You say Women's national team, because THE national team is the men's team, obviously.
You don't say USMNT, or men's boxing, or men's MMA or women's ballet, for that matter.
Stop being instructed by people you claim not to respect.
>>66395045
If she is stacked, it's a recent boob job because she used to have nothing. I've been trying to figure out if they're implants or pushups for the last few months but no conclusions.
It's not like I wanted to watch a qatar world cup anyway
>>66395103
>yfw we finish first in the hex
This is our year lads
>tfw I'm stuck watching some chubby spic on NBC Universo instead of the hot blonde on BeIN Sports
>>66395157
The women are our national team because they would beat the men
>>66395162
"Rooney is elite because he scored against literally who Minnows"
"Welbeck is an elite player"
How many Arab dicks do you think the blonde had to suck before they gave her the job?
>>66395157
Not gonna lie. This has been a pet peeve of mine.
But then again....the Women's team has been a real contender in international competetions unlike the Men's.
Could be why? Ameribro confirm?
>nagby comes on
>immediately loses the ball
>>66395103
they will make the usa lose 6 points
>nagbe actually plays for our national team
>>66395230
B A L L L O S E R
If Fish were 5 years younger he would have had a good shot ther
>>66395153
>peru (gay)
we cant even hold onto the ball
its over, lads
>>66395069
how many countries have competitive women's soccer teams? Maybe 5? The finalists in every tournament are always the same. Same with women's hockey.
Should we call the NHL men's hockey, the NFL men's football, the NBA men's basketball?
When you say 100m Olympic sprint, do you go to the TV hoping to see the fastest women in the world?
The US National Soccer team is as good as they are and pretending the women's team is on equal footing is being pretty fucking sexist, imo.
Fucking Numales.
klinsmann needs to be sacked
>badley
>>66395267
what could someone else do to help the situation? the problem is american players suck chode
why are the guacamalans not allowed to sit near the field?
>>66395218
women's soccer = women's hockey
always the same usual suspects again and again and again
>>66395157
Problem with that is USNT looks like usn't and that isn't American, although the USMNT looks like a bunch of usn'ts right now
>>66395241
>>66395230
>nagbe is a playmaker
N U T L E Y
>>66394657
>implying the FBI would let you
>>66395292
We had a human avalanche kill 82 people in that stadium so the government doesn't let it fill up anymore
>>66395264
It'll be different in the Olympics this year
Japan didn't even qualify
>>66395316
Clearly they're setting up for 2020
>>66395292
we tend to fuck shit up when we lose
>>66395312
Almost as bad as Liverpool...
>FALTA
>QUE DOLOR
what does this mean and why is it flashing on the screen?
>>66395200
They can't even beat teen boys, anon
the fuck is this ref smiling about
>this fucking nike kit
BASED KEEPER
>it's a can't score game
MOTTA
O
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>>66395364
Is the spanish equivalent of "STOP, HAMMER TIME!"
Don't pay too much attention to it.
NAGBY
OUT
why don't the Americans just kick the ball into the net?
Jesus christ we are shit.
>dempsey
>bedoya
what the fuck gringos?
>JUST
>these assholes can't put in 2 point blank chances
seriously, get rid of everyone on this team
>>66395153
>being this autismo
oh wow
Does this team know how to cross the fucking ball?
>bedoya
Guatemala has a shitty defense, USA cannot win an amateur team
Thread Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KV1BIauCpzY
>>66395364
>having to watch our shit broadcasts
I'm sorry bruv
I'm ready to just scrap this team and play the U23 team for the rest of the qualifiers
>>66395421
where did your leaf go?
This isn't even the hexagonal, right? This is the round to qualify for the hex?
>>66395421
>implying peru has a better defense.
>Tfw accidentally cooked my steak well done
>>66395419
I'm no genius, but I think it would help having a predominately right footed wide player who tends to play crosses early, like, say, Bedoya, not play on the left flank.
It would also help having some players a little more aerially competent up front than Dempsey and Wood.
But these are things best let to the great mind of Klinns.
>>66395464
throw it away
>>66393782
Based peru shitposter
ok, in all fairness, Guatemala's keeper is pretty good
MOTTA
ALGUIEN CAMBIELO PARA QUE EL JUEGO EST PAREJO CEROTEEEEEEEEEES
when did Neuer convert to Guatemalan?
>and Dempsey is denied again...
>>66395451
Are you kidding? Peru would rape both of these shit teams
M O T T A
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>Dempshit
>>66395491
didn't have to move at all on that last one
>>66395495
>this finishing
Dempsey has served us well. Now take him out back and shoot him.
>>66395502
>second to last
>beating anyone.
yeah sure.
>>66395218
No one that I know, and I am a big fan of multiple sports as are most of my friends, cares about the Women's national team unless it's during the women's world cup or the subject of international rivalry comes up. I would imagine the "USMNT" thing comes from a combination of the women being better comparatively and the pc aspect. I would say most Americans are also ignorant that other nations call their men's national team just the national team. To be fair though most American sports fans don't care that much more about the men's team than the women in the first place. You'll see a massive surge of popularity leading into the WC but I doubt most would know there was even a game tonight.
My experience could be different than some though. I don't really live in a Soccer part of the country. Football is king here. We have three NFL teams and three of the biggest college football programs (might be 4 in the next 10-20 years) in the state of FL.
>>66395472
Haha silly American :^)
You just don't understand soccer!
Let daddy Krautsmann do the thinking :^)
>zardes
wonderful
Klinnsman LITERALLY has no idea what he's doing
>>66395562
the team is shit bud, there's only so much you can do. Calm down
LET ME JUST FALL ON MY ASS WHEN I GET THE BALL
>Zardes
fucking lmao
Gyasi 'JUST' Zardes
>zardes first touch
>pusilic when
I thought you only played 3 games in this group and that USA was heading out
just build a 100% Chicano team and rape everybody amerifriends
on the bright side, USA has been significantly less bad this half
>Ameriniggers
>>66395594
>yfw pulisic signs for croatia
>dangerous lead
>>66395596
our Chicanos are shit
>>66395574
This team reminds me of Chelsea. They just don't give a fuck and want the manager fired. They can't be bothered to play until that happens. They know hoofball is a shit way to play especially against Guatemala, but they've done nothing but that because they just don't give a fuck.
FUCK
there is a surprise doping test at the end of the match
>mfw when Gallo helped us
>>66395596
but mexico is fucking shit
and we get the worst of them over here
>>66395629
Blue Guatemala
>>66395633
Red Peru
Zardes is shit, Don´t tell me than United States was always shit, beacuse you were semifinal in 1930
http://strawpoll.me/7186936
>>66395620
come on, there are 55 million hispanics in the US, you gotta be able to find 25 good players
>>66393133
>still losing to them
Lads...
I believe that we will lose :(
>>66395614
The day we can't secure Zelalem and/or Pulisic is the day I stop giving a shit about this team
>>66395660
>1930
>indicative of absolutely anything
stop memeing
YO SI LE VOY LE VOY A MI GUATE
oh god
please no
not Jozy
>>66395660
We know. He plays in MLS, so that should give it away.
>Klinsmann looks like Tony Hawk
>>66395669
no one wants to play for that shitty meme team
>TMNT
"Send in the Calvary"
"Oh fuck it's altidore"
>>66395689
All white folk look alike
Why can't they move the ball through midfield? We can't be this shit
lel Klinsmann going full fucking meme right now
>losing to Guatemala with our supposed A-team
J
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>>66395550
man USA will be a nationally relevant program before anyone else in FL is.
>>66392204
>implying that Bradley's 2009 team wasn't the GOAT US team
HERE COMES JOZY TO SAVE THE DAY USAUSAUSAUSAUSA
>>66395689
sabe pa
WOOD OUT NOW
>>66395716
but they are moving it
they hoof it right to the keeper every time
>>66395596
We don't need more 5'5 beaners like Castillo running around
inb4 Jozy hat trick
>>66395720
Like a football manager friendly match
>>66395669
All of our Hispanics are Mexicans, Cubans, Dominicans, or Puerto Ricans. The Mexicans are barely any better than we are, and the other Hispanics only care about boxing and soccer. Maybe if we had a big Argentine community here then things would be different.
>mfw Guatemala dinks another one in and Klinsmann gets fired after
>>66395745
>getting beat by a team of 5'5 beaners
>wood
>>66395752
>boxing and soccer.
did you mean baseball?
>>66395752
As if america needs more waitresses
>>66395758
Klinsmann it's not gonna be fired.
http://strawpoll.me/7186978
did they say that Guatemala hasnt beaten the US in 33 years or something? is that right?
>>66395792
probably not, but he should be after this disgrace
>>66395677
Lol, oh shit!!!
>>66395792
I wish he would...
>>66395752
*boxing and baseball
>>66395777
Yes, I meant boxing and baseball.
>>66395759
They have a higher skill level
Just got home, is it bad Ameribros?
Is Klansmann fired yet?
JESUS CHRIST NAGBY
>>66395798
does it have to be a big name that will fuck you over the minute he gets an offer from a mid-level European team? Might be better to get some "too young" or "too old" tacticsfag to work there long-term
>>66395752
You have a lot of brazilians in Florida.
http://strawpoll.me/7187005
STOP HOOFING THE BALL, PLAY THE BALL ON THE GROUND THROUGH THE MIDDLE, THERE IS SPACE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66395851
they wont fire him
OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE
>soon
>>66395901
sabe viejo
But the americans have german, dutch and britain blood, their countrys are football masters, why dont you take more gringos than cojos negros and chicanos
>we'll do a soft drop right to the keeper, that should work
>EVERYBODY OUT
jesus christ
>>66395200
The men's U-17 team played the adult women's team a couple years back. The kids won 8 to 0. The same thing happened in Sweden and Germany, only with U16 club teams.
>>66395912
Fuck it I'll take him back at this point
Anyone have stream?
>>66395930
They are mostly irish, irish can't play at all
HOOFING DOESNT FUCKING WORK
STOP
>>66395912
Bradley was unironically a good coach yet we fell for the german meme. If our shitty federation had any semblance of reason they would fire this fucking kraut in charge, terminate his contract and get Bob back who will bring tactical discipline
>>66395930
the real reason is because youth development is a complete joke, but thats for another thread.
G'day, yanks.
On Thursday, we beat Tajikistan 7-0 in our qualifier.
Are you upset?
>>66395930
>German, dutch, and britain
Those groups have been coming here since the 18th century, they were assimilated into mainstream American culture long before soccer was even invented.
>>66395952
yes
>>66395930
>Americans
>Not jew, pole and irish blood
>>66395930
>tfw Giuseppe Rossi chose italy
>>66395952
http://www.chapintv.com/envivo-7
>>66395978
Beating any of the -stans at soccer isn't that big of an accomplishment, and Tajikistan is the second-most irrelevant one, only slightly better than Kyrgyzstan.
>>66395952
>>66395985
http://watchsportstv.boards.net/page/channel-30
>>66396010
That doesn't work in the US
How do I get bird shit off my jeans M8?
>>66395946
iirc, they had the technique, but that doesn't matter when physique comes into play.
wonder how physical the kids were with the women. don't know how co-ed soccer goes so don't have much of an idea.
>>66395978
Beat Uzbekistan and well talk
>>66396054
I wish we invited Uzbekistan to the Central American Cup desu
>>66396047
Yes it does, hell co-ed sports itself is a stupid idea.
>>66395982
And the italians?, you have british, german and italian blood, there 9 world cups.
BASED MOTTA IS BASED
Motta national saviour
Can he please be our next meme president?
>altidore out
80TH MINUTES LADS
>SUPERMOTTA
>Altidore
JUST
based motta is on fire tonight
What a ball
What a savs
J U S T
I could be watching my local USl team instead of shit shit
holy shit, that's it.
pack it in bros, we're done
OLE OLE OLE OLE
GUATE
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OLE OLE OLE OLE
GUATE
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OLE OLE OLE OLE
GUATE
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OLE OLE OLE OLE
GUATE
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OLE OLE OLE OLE
GUATE
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OLE OLE OLE OLE
GUATE
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OLE OLE OLE OLE
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>the city of jozy
B A D L E Y
>B A D L E Y
B A D L E Y
>B A D L E Y
B A D L E Y
>B A D L E Y
B A D L E Y
>B A D L E Y
B A D L E Y
>B A D L E Y
B A D L E Y
>B A D L E Y
B A D L E Y
>B A D L E Y
>this match
With the decline of CR and the lies of Panama, is Guatemala the new saviours of Central American football?
>>66396101
Again, all those groups were assimilated a long time ago. "Blood" is completely irrelevant, if you take 100 German kids in infancy and raise them in China with Chinese families they're not going to be any good at soccer.
>>66396200
>mfw
>>66396016
Reminder that Kazakstan is best stan.
>>66396221
Or, conversely, if you take 1000000 Syrians and raise them in Germany, they'll still be terrorists.
>>66395978
Which part of Asia are ya from, m8?
glad pulisic didn't have to endure this shit show
sack klinsi already
What a shame for USA, I have an american sister so I feel bad for USA, I hate Guatemala, the people there are shit
>>66396291
>Red Guatemala
ayy lmao
What happens to him now??
I almost forgot this game was tonight
fuck ESPN for reminding me
The only positive this game can bring is Klinsshits firing. Please fire this fucking hack already PLEASE. P L E A S E
>>66396291
Be nice to Blue. Also, all the Central Americans are good people.
>>66396291
Thx bro
>>66396291
>the people there are shit
>peru
>>66396277
it won't happen. His contract goes through 2018 and they made him the technical director for all of US fubol
>>66396316
Same thing as when he nearly fucked up qualifying for the Hex 4 years ago. Nothing.
>>66396330
Fuck off back to /b/
I dont understand
I really dont
they move the ball up by doing small passes, then while everyone is covered or in a giant fucking mass of white, they decide to hoof it to one person who's always triple teamed
>>66396369
>trying to find logic in the illogical
why are so many of the guatemalan players fat?
Ladies and Gentleman, your man of the match:
Paulo Cesar Motta
How many fuckups are we going to let klansman have?
the 2nd commentator has barely said anything for the past 20 minutes other than a few comments about how pathetic this is
fucking kek
>>66396369
They look loss desu
>>66396263
The part next to Jordan, Syria and Lebanon.
>>66396369
Klinsmann's tactics are literally 3DEEP5U.
LGTSS
>the city of USMNT
we finally won
>mfw
thank god
>hoof it
>doesnt work
>pass it backwards
>hoof it again
>pass sideways to bradley, who hoofs it
>nobody realizes this does not work
will this same US team play in the copa centenario?
Here it comes.
https://twitter.com/mconiaris/status/713574967624011778
USA could be out of the world cup if they dont win Guatemala in USA
Good game lads
Kek
>#USMNT about to lose to Guatemala for the first time since Reagan was president.
God damn.....
>>66396458
What he's saying is the Lord's truth lad.
>>66396458
Dude looks like a Bernie supporter.
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>>66396348
>fubol
more like foobar
>>66396458
who is this faggot?
>>66396458
trigger warningsplease
>>66396468
>klinsmeme's reputation destroyed after failing to qualify for world cup
The yurosnob butthurt would almost be worth it.
So the rapid decline of U.S. football begins.
My condolences.
>>66396348
Let him be technical director. Just sack him as coach
>>66396392
Frijoles (beans)
The USA gets relegated after losing this game right? Which teams do they play against now?
>>66396577
we still play the reverse fixtures against Guatemala, T&T and St Who and the Whoidines.
Effectively though, US could be one loss away from being eliminated before the Hex.
>>66396557
Fiji and New Zealand.
>>66396612
ment for >>66396577
http://strawpoll.me/7187132
>beinHD America
>english, spanish, spanish, spanish, english
>>66396658
There two separate channels in English and Spanish, that show different programming. They just offer multilingual commentary for most games
>>66396651
>no blame quality of the players option
>>66393554
Build Wall Paco
>>66393665
too much butt frustration. he's not doing bad. It's the players. They are retarded.
>>66397160
Its klinsmann's fault for not calling up a consistent group of players. Its hard for a national team coach to build a team since he only gets players a few weeks a year, but Klinsmann isn't even trying. Klinsmann has not built a team, just a collection of dudes.
>>66397160
Actually the played a pretty good offensive game. For the exception always sticking it directly into the gk. No fucking imagination,we need better strikers.
>>66397576
>played a pretty good offensive game
lol no
>>66397609
>shots on goal.
yes they did.
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