The US tries to solidify their place in Group C and their place in the Hex in a let say tricky away match in Guatemala City
Starts in 1 bong on beIN sports
Ojala que remonte su vuelo
Mas que el condor y el aguila real
>>66390996
>Man City C
>Seattle Rounders
>Not COME ON SEATTLE
You fucked up your only job, commit sudoku.
>>66390996
>Orozco
Orozco can't even get a game for Tijuana
What the fuck is he doing playing for US?
>>66390996
>Sunderland
>not "Blunderland"
>>66391101
The only logical explanation is he has some dirt on Jurgen that the coach doesn't want to be let out.
Where is Morris at? Why isn't Brad Evans playing?
>>66391225
Morris played with the U23s like 2 hours ago in Colombia.
>>66391259
Oh, ok thanks. I have few more minutes at this Sanders rally then I'll be headed to the (gay)bar.
>>66391170
Probably. I heard that Klinsmann keeps a plush Himmler at his bedside.
>>66391304
Be careful, don't get misgendered out there
Anybody got a stream link ready?
>>66391225
What's up with your trips?
inb4
>i-i-it's not klinsmann's fault he was a success at Bayern, it's just our players suck. He's not Bradley tier I sweah
>>66392204
Literally who?
Marco Pappa is on the bench but Columbus Crew player Rodrivo Saravia, who has yet to make his debut, starts
>>66392521
>it's another McBox
Why.jpg
>>66392521
>Pappa is on the Bench
>He didn't call Nacho Lopez Campollo
>He didn't call any of the players we have in European leagues and New Zealand which have never been called to the NT
>Calls Tinoco
Claveri is trying to sink our seleccion more than it could possibly already have been desu
>>66392204
>this trip
>any topic
opinion discarded
>>66392593
If I knew any of these players Bryan MemÃz, I would accurately know how sorry to feel for you.
>>66392593
>New Zealand
?
If you're wanting players from there then you've got bigger problems
>>66392646
Literally better than having all of our players be from the Guatemalan meme league m8
I
>>66392671
But New Zealand isn't even a pro league
>>66392597
>Implying you know more about this than I do
Steven pls, it's past your bedtime
I BELIEVE
>>66392706
It has one
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Zealand_Football_Championship
>>66392631
>>66392521
I forgot
>Starts Motta, not Jerez
Get in here lads
kek all these uniformly brown favela children
>>66392745
It's a semi-pro league
STREAM ANYONE?
>>66390996
>John Brooks (left knee contusion) has returned to Germany.
>Matt Besler suffered concussion in training yesterday. Will continue concussion protocol through Tuesday in Columbus.
Still don't understand why Birnbaum didn't get the start
Based anthem is based.
>>66392779
wut
>The New Zealand Football Championship (NZFC, known as the ASB Premiership from 2011 for sponsorship reasons) is the national association football league in New Zealand. It is a PROFESSIONAL LEAGUE that is operated by New Zealand Football.
>beIN sports
It's like they're trying to make Americans not care about this shit
Btw Jamaica is in real trouble in WCQ
>>66392810
Klinsmann is a nazi and won't start a Jew.
>>66392839
>his cable provider doesn't carry BeIN
STREAM WHERE
>>66392839
2nd leg is on espn or someshit.
>>66392878
http://videoclubdirector.com/guatemala-vs-united-states-live/
Just because you're a fellow American.
BLACK JERSEYS? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
The Guatemalan national anthem is so ugly
>>66392898
thanks, fellow patriot
I thought guatemala was part of mexico.
SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ
>>66392903
It's black with red and blue shoulders. It's supposed to be reminiscent of a police car since the USA is the world's police.
At least they aren't forcing the "Yedlin is a defender meme"
Whats up with Johnson? Or is Klinnsman just still mad at him?
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
>>66392880
Yeah I'm pretty sure beIN secured the signatures of all the shitty CONCACAF countries for TV rights for their home legs
>>66392831
It's "pro" that operates as semi-pro
Everyone in New Zealand describe it as a semi-pro league
>>66392989
Yedlin is a shittier winger
He's hurt
He'll be used if he can play Tuesday
VAMOS GUATE
>>66392919
fuck off
>>66392993
eh whatever, not too hard to find a stream if you don't have the channel.
>moment of silence
>fans still screaming
Stay classy central America
>subhuman Guatemalans can't shut the fuck up for two seconds for the moment of silence
Gas all spics
>this crowd in charge of knowing what a moment of silence is
>>66393045
He got such a late start I always forget he's almost 30
>hoofing it already
What shithole is this game being played in?
And who the fuck starts a game after 10 pm?
Literally not one Guatamalan flag in this thread.
Feels good to be rich.
>>66393182
guatemala city, literally 3rd world
Is Zardes just left sided Yedlin?
why are they acting so hostile towards the american team? if I go to that shithole I'd be getting my dick sucked immediately.
>>66393208
how does it feel to be rich anon?
>>66393231
He's also bigger than Yedlin so presumably useful in the air
lel based chink telling the lino to fuck off
>>66393236
well, not even the guatemalan president has a computer lad.
>>66393236
Shouldnt have said rich...just comfortable.
Feels good man.
>>66393208
>no Guatemala flag
fucking kill me already
>>66393182
>>66393224
We should have taken you faggots to Quetzaltenango so that you get stabbed by crazy xelatecos 3bh
>this passing
good lord
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>Klinsmann out
>Guatemala in charge of recording this game.
Give these mestizos a fucking gopro
What a fucking joke
Here we fucking go.
>>66393234
Was listening to >wynalda before the game started, he was talking about going to central america for games
They would throw batteries at the team and garbage at the team and mace them
They literally hate us.
Also FUCK
>Klinsman out.
GOLAZO
GRINGOS HUECOS CEROTES PISADOS DE MIERDA
JUE CIEN MIL PUTAS QUE LOS PARIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
welp
>USA
>>66393305
Make USMNT Great Again
#KrautsOutTrumpIn
>>66393224
Thanks man.
I lived in Venezuela and Costa Rica and this is about on a par with a league game in one of those countries. Fuck.
I love it when soccer is played in the US. Hell sometimes other countries play their games here where they both come to the US to play.
Anyway are Guatemalans piss bag throwers and shit like that or is that just Mexicans?
Heh
>Howard
why not Guzan?
>Diskerud
>The flaming funeral pyre of Norwegian Americans
>>66393236
It's OK. You can hire maids and go eat dinner at nice places whenever you want.>>66393289
>Quetzaltenango
When is the WC going to Guate?
>guatemalan thugs cant even go 10 minutes without a yellow
>>66393327
get out faggot.
>>66393384
You leave the Norwegians fucking alone
>tfw it's a Mix own goal
>>66393345
The defense needs to build a way.
Guatemala will pay for it.
FUCK. JESUS.
>Yedlin
Is this just a friendly or is something on the line?
>>66393361
>No estar en el Mateo Flores
>this finishing
we're doomed
Fucking Dicks R Rude
Hasn't been good in over a year
>>66393327
Necesitas a regresar
>>66393475
Both klinsmnn and NYCFC play him so deep and/or on the wings. Don't think that's best for him
>>66393475
He's been great these past 3 games though. Literally dismantled Chiraq by himself.
>le fall on face man
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
AMERITURDS BTFO BY FUCKING GUATEMALA
De Guatemala a Guatapeor, si o que?
>ole
>>66393522
You say that as if that's hard
This wouldn't have happened under Bradley, you know I'm right
Klinsmann will have them do another hour of mediation and aroma therapy
are these guatamalans like celebrities down there?
do their favelas have electricity
>>66393522
Didn't see it, was at the SJ game
>bradley
WHAT THE LITERAL FUCK
>>66393554
build wall faggot.
Kill me.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
BTFO
BTFO
BTFO
I fucking hate this team
Pffft
>>66393562
Was hard for the Crew and LOLando
>US defending
Jesus what the fuck are these stupid americans doing?
dismantle this team
fire everyone
I'm not sure this semen slurping sport is for me
SHUT
IT
DOWN
hahaaha fucking glorious
>this game
>my enthusiasm
Fuck
what the fuck was that ?
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klinny out
>>66393595
build a better team lmao
now watch us do stupid shit as always and lose the game
Somebody make it stop ;_;
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wtf USA
KLINSI OUT
HOWARD OUT
BRADLEY OUT
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It's Howard's fault right?
WEW LAD
I know we're losing by two goals against a bunch of brown manlets in fifteen minutes, but let's take a moment to compliment Klinns on how good a job he's been doing developing this sport in America.
Klinns for life, guys, no need to be knee jerk about it.
Hey Guatemalabro I will paypal you 50 American dollars if you get one of your subhuman cousins to stab Klinsmann before he leaves the country.
Was offside as fuck
Kinsmann out
AT LEAST WE HAVE THE U-23 TEAM BOYS
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
my sides!
Vamos vamos vamos Guatemala
Clear offside but it doesn't matter because the defense was retarded and deserve to concede.
>>66390880
>This flag
>This thread
shut it down
This is what happens when you constantly change the back line, it's mind boggling Klinnsman hasn't figured that out.
THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>ruiz
that's the problem with this team, too many shitskins.
Whats the bigger disaster, this USA team or their jerseys?
>>66393741
Can't be offsides on goal kicks :/
Never seen someone drop two to America so quickly since 9/11
DELETE THIS THREAD
u-u-sa u-usa
:(
>>66393769
Klinsmann's narco polo
Has there even been a Guatemalan flag in this thread? We need to get a guatemalan in here please.
>>66393782
Good idea, poor execution
4/10
>>66393782
>>66393799
Are you fucking stupid?
>>66393782
you are no longer my weather friend
My heart is racing bros
What nacionality is the referee?
>>66393782
r u a lesbian?
so i'm guessing that thing about the players losing on purpose to get rid of klinsmann was true...
>>66393782
Kek same line that Brit used when Messi scored two on Bayern
>>66393762
>questioning klinsmann
How dare you, he's German and will lead you to glory :^)
>>66393782
>Dempsey finishing
ROJO TENIA QUE SER MOTTA
SOS GRANDE CEROTE
just concede
just fucking concede this match
>>66393850
Panama
>>66393782
ayyyy
>bedoya
what a piece of shit.
>>66393850
Canalnigger.
>>66393782
>>66393850
>nacionality
CHI
>This finishing
Though to be fair the guatemala goalie made a killer save.
>mfw Trinidad & Tobago and Guatemala advance from this group
>bring back Landon
I dont even want to watch the copa america now
>>66393782
>>66393948
Omar Gonzalez is a really good distributor of the ball. We can't lose if the USMNT has him pulling the strings for this team and playing balls into Bobby Wood.
I-If we can scratch one back before half, w-we have a chance at a result, r-right guys?
>>66393949
landy cakes couldnt even fix this shit
we need a real tactician
someone along the likes of moyes
>>66393948
>>66393948
What in the fuck is going on
STOP FUCKING HOOFING IT
>most powerful nation in the world gets cucked by banana country
>>66393965
>Spanish """human"""
>>66394046
>Foto de Internet
What leagues to the Guatemalan players play in? Do any of them play in Europe?
why is Bedoya so shit?
Its really sweet of Klinnsman to play the Special Olympic team.
![[continued clapping].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Z3xVGoi.jpg "[continued clapping].jpg")
>>66393782
>>66394055
>"Most Powerful Country in Latin America" gets cucked by a banana country
>no Lee Nguyen in the starting XI
Wew lad.
This is what happens when your entire national squad plays in mls, RIP in peace usa 2018
>>66394078
Muh hipster ligue 1
this ref is fucking blind
>>66393980
I dont fucking care who you bring in, I want some players who are proud to play for the USA not a bunch of miltary babbies who hardly speak English.
>>66394075
Mostly Guatemalan league lad
3 play in the MLELS
1 Plays in the 400482nd Bundesliga
>>66394089
>Most Powerful Country in Latin America
We don't play against banana countries
>yfw Canada qualifies and USA doesn't
who /mlels/ here
what's the score? I'm watching mexico vs canada rn and can't find any live stats
>>66393782
LMAO
>>66394152
2-0 Guatemala
>>66394152
cero a dos
>>66394152
2-0 honduras
>>66394152
4-0 USA
>>66394114
Jesus. How is the USA getting cucked by a bunch of players who mostly play in a tiny little country?
Can we just give up?
Can we go in at halftime and challenge them to gridiron football for the second half?
Can we tell our corporations to screw the country over somehow? Like not buy their bananas or something?
this is the most disgraceful soccer I've ever seen
>castillo
>gonzalez
>bedoya
literally disgusting. Are there no real American Athletes in that team?
>this hoofball
>this passing
>this finishing
>these corners
>>66394116
>argentina
>even in the top 3
k e k
That was a pen. This ref is shit. Wood is getting raped out there.
>>66394191
This is basically the level of a mid-tier college game in D1.
>>66394116
Legit thought Argentina was in Africa, had to look it up on google.
>>66394152
what the fuck are you doing you un-patriotic little fucking shit.
you have to go back.
Tfw you used to play cod online with bedoya
MEX 1- CAN 0
dempsey what the FUCK was that
At least Wood looks like he has potential in the long run.
what are these fans yelling?
WHY DO WE SUCK?
Klinsmann was supposed to bring us to a new age of football
>cut away from attack on the box to show dempsey
who the fuck are these guys on the camera
>>66394182
>mfw our bananas are already property of the US
>>66394327
OLE
OLE
OLE
>>66394327
WHY CAN'T WE AFFORD FOOOOOOOOD?
>>66394282
>USA after 2001
>Even in the top 5
1-China
2-Rusia
3-Poo in Loo
4-Germany
5-Japan
6-North Korea
POWERGAP
99999999-USA
>>66394229
Obviously, you have shit education, thanks for confirming my point
I don't know what's worse: the fact the US can't score on Guatemala, or that they gave up 2 goals to them
Quien /rojos/ aqui?
>>66394327
uepa, uepa eh, uepa uepa upea
>>66394327
some mayan shit, who give a crap
Why is descaru so fucking stupid
>>66394454
>>66394356
>being this assblasted
>>66394366
jokes on you, Afro nigger, you quoted the wrong people
>>66394336
>hire Klinsmann to bring European attacking flair to team
>looks no different than Bob Bradley's offense
This team gives me cancer
>oh shit, I'm literally blind and gave the ball to a banana man
>better push them, no one will notice
STOP
HOOFING
THE
BALL
>assblasted
>>66394492
I-it was a meme you dip
Whats the score?
MExico 2 canada 0
>bradley
BRADLEY OOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>mfw people were defending Klansman
I can understand why Guatemala is winning.
Their goalie is blending into the field. His uniform is camouflage. What a devious tactic.
