USA-Guatemala WCQ Match
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Wrong uniform and crest edition
One bong and five bings remaining, get in here cerotes.
>>66464597
Jesus
your crest is awful
>>66464597
>We lose
>The 5 Americans who actually care will be devastated
>We win
>JUST GIVE US THE CUP NOW
>>66464617
M-muh stylized Quetzal bird
Please don't hurt me Guatemala senpai!
I hope guatemala beats the amerifats in revenge for whatever shit the cia most probably may have done in the past to them
>>66464742
>tfw the Spain has yet to take soccer revenge on us for the Spanish-American War
>>66464742
Illegally took down Árbenz, placed a puppet totalitarian regime, and infected dozens of our peasants with syphilis to test mind control technologies 2bh
how many bongs/bings?
>>66464800
I KNEW IT, I FUCKING KNEW IT!
>>66464800
I'm not hearing anything bad there, chum.
>>66464816
23 bings
>tfw too nervous to watch the game
>>66464742
>>66464800
>>66464831
>Hispanophone socialism
Not. Even. Once.
>>66464845
You know its really going to start at 7:30, right. 7:00 is just what the ESPN jews tell you it will be.
>zardes
we're doomed
>>66464876
Much like great President Donald Trump, they always arrive late when they feel like it
if the us lose I might lose my fucking mind.
>>66464800
We did you a favor tbf
>>66464800
>infected dozens of our peasants with syphilis to test mind control technologies 2bh
Fucking kek.
>Guatemala in charge of handling bantz
>>66464926
FEET
E
E
T
>>66464916
Where is Lee Nguyen???
>>66464916
Post Guatemala lineup
>>66464916
>kyle beckerman and graham zusi continue to be two separate people
Should do the fusion dance and save us the two mediocre players for a solid one
>>66464994
>Both players fuse
>Resulting player is 73 years old
>freedom still pending
>>66464916
>beckerman
>birnbaum
WITH JEWS YOU LOSE
What happens if they draw?
>>66465116
We each get one point and go on our merry way
Also Klinsmann gets fires
>>66465116
Not nearly as bad as a loss, but still lousy.
>>66465116
usa is quite fucked too, they need to win to leave guatemala without points in this game
>>66465132
>Also Klinsmann gets fires
Daily reminder he's here forever
>zardes
JUST
i literally didnt know guatemala was a country until i saw this thread
>>66465151
Most people here just call them Mexicans, they all look the same anyway
>>66465151
>"""United"""" Kingdom of """"Great"""" Britain and Northern """Ireland""""
Andate a la verga pirata pisado
Why can't you just nuke the apes?
>>66464617
Yeah but crests do not win matches, so, bully for you.
>>66465159
Well meme"d if I saw you in person I'd fuckin drop you faggot
>>66465159
I think of them as shorter, dirtier, less dishonest mexicans
Who /nervous/ here?
>>66465164
desu 100% of the countries that have been nuked have transformed into global economic powers with dope cartoons and cool gizmos. We'd be doing them a big favor
>>66465174
>less dishonest
They're Mexico's Mexicans, Tyrone
>>66465185
What did he mean by this?
>>66465173
Its not a meme if it's true, literally zero can tell the difference or even care that there is a difference between Mexicans and Guatemalans. You're all wet backs to us.
>>66465191
He went to the John Terry school of "If you can't fuck them over, fuck their wives"
>>66465189
>The eternal Mexicunt chicano spreading propaganda
where the stream at cucks
>>66465204
gooby pls
>>66465185
lel what I mean is guatemala is usa's direct rival for the 2nd place in the group
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x47NYUbtYb0
THREAD THEME
>must win game against Guatemala
I-I believe
Anyone got an HD stream?
bunker :
tiny
chat
/goattower
>>66465222
More like this
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KV1BIauCpzY
>yfw it never starts on time
>says game starts at 7
>they really mean coverage starts at 7
i hate this shit
>>66465255
it starts at 7:25
>>66465249
feet
>>66465250
All I did was posting a genuine song from USA and murricans, why the hate?
If the US gets btfo does Klinny get fired on the tarmac like Kiffin?
>>66464916
We are going to lose...
Who will be our next coach f a m
>>66465285
>hate
You wut m8
I just posted an equally meme song
I just want to be a memer too
>>66465289
Yep
>>66464916
WHY
WHEN HAS ZARDES DONE ANYTHING PRODUCTIVE ON THIS TEAM
>>66465289
Absolutely
Oh, we're starting Guzan.
So we're fucked.
>>66465309
Oh, sorry if I opressed you. Meme on.
I think we can all agree this will end in a cheeky 1-0 win for Guatemalos.
>>66465315
he had 1.5 good games in the gold cup.
>>66464916
>USA
>white
>>66465289
Sent to Guantanamo tbqh.
>all these games on youtube live
Who needs streams anymore!
>>66465327
What about a raging USA go 2-0 in the first half - aka THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD - and lose 3-2?
>>66465320
>tfw you could say this about almost every player in the lineup except dempsey
If we lose, I say a widescale carpet bombing of guatemala is in order
you know, terrorist hunting and such
guys i just farted and it smells like the protein shakes i've been drinking, what do?
At least the kraut is playing players in more natural positions.
If we lose I expect Gulati and JK to be fired on the spot.
>>66464916
>with our backs against the wall these are the 11 brave boys we trot out under the stars and stripes
gonna puke desu. It guess its our collective fault for assuming development of the program in this country was linear. I guess we are due for a noteworthy regression
>>66465315
Seriously where the fuck are Green, Iceman or that kid from Stanford?
>>66465364
Bottle it and sell it on homeopathy shops as an inhalable weight gain supplement
>>66465386
iceman is hurt i think and the theother two aren't that good.
>>66465351
>>66465351
You could say it about Dempsey too tbqh
>>66465365
I hope you enjoy your
>The USMNT will not fire Jurgen Klinsmann until it becomes mathematically impossible to qualify for the WC
Don't worry, we can all be non-WC countries together.
>>66465365
isn't beckermann a cb?
This team is fucking awful.
How, in a country with 350 million people, can we not get better players than these unskilled fucks?
>>66465386
Ice out for several months
>>66465386
julian green and morris are with the u23s
iceman is injured for the rest of the season
We're going to lose tbqh.
>>66465386
Trying to get sold to Milan, hurt and diabetic respectively
>>66465401
nah he has always played CDM for RSL and played well in Brazil in that role.
>>66465415
Capped, will quote and meme you when you are wrong.
>>66465407
mls is responsible for american player development
>>66465407
>US is soccer country
>best athletes turn to soccer
>win 20 WC's in a row
>return to real sports
>>66464916
>Yedlin on defense
Pack it in boys we're done
>>66465407
our player development system is awful
>>66465407
>350 million people
>these unskilled fucks
lel it's quite ridiculous when you think about it
>>66465407
All of our young talents play other sports or collegiate soccer. If you are playing in college it's already too late.
>>66465325
Shutup retard
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USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>66465430
you seriously have to have an extra chromosome or two in order to actually think we'd be good just because we have baseball or football
>anthem sounds like it's sung by drunk people
>>66465407
No one wants to play grass fairy ball famalam. Doesn't bring the big benjamins or the groupies that apehoop, lardcollide, boreball, etc. do
>my game is fair play
even if you lose against Guatemala
you still can qualify if guatemala wins against Trinidad next matchday
it will never cease to amaze me how many mexicans and central americans are in this country. even in bumfuck middle america they spring up like cock roaches.
>>66465471
>implying that match wouldn't be fixed in that case
>>66465441
>unskilled
Our skilled people have better shit to do
>>66465407
This.
I know our country's education system isn't built to pump out soccer superstars like the training academies in europe but how the fuck do we not have some upper-tier players just based on luck due to having a huge population.
India and china have large populations but they're shit because they're countries don't encourage athletics as a pursuit.
>>66465407
Americans suck dick at soccer, that's WHO
REPEAT AFTER ME
I
>>66465407
We don't develop technical ability and creativity at young enough ages. So we have lots of raw athletic ability, but few guys who can string more than two passes together.
Actually we are now, but it is gonna take awhile to show up in the senior national team.
>>66465449
t. Murrican
>>66465479
>cock roaches
>>66465471
T&T has meme magic. It won't happen.
>these faggot soccer fans fucking up our national anthem
>>66465452
No we really would be fucking good if we had half the athletes in football. Skill position football players are talented as fucking shit
WHO'S READY TO GET ELIMINATED?!?!?!?!?!
>>66465489
BELIEVE
>such shitty chanting that they're constantly a verse behind
Ugh
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>>66465479
Heyo
>>66465489
I
BELIEVE
>>66465349
lemme get a link buddy
>>66465489
>*clap*
>>66465512
I BELIEVE
>>66465486
our development system is fucked at virtually every level
it's really quite amazing when you learn the finer details
>pay-to-play youth soccer
>3 month college soccer
>mls "homegrown"
stream where?
>>66465471
only if trinidad don't win today against st vincent in an upset
>>66465504
yeah you're wrong. ocho cinco was cut from a fucking mls team when he tried out
>>66465524
Hold your applause until the designated time after we finish the phrase please
>>66465536
>Takeshi's Castle
kek
>>66465543
>*clap*
>>66465536
lel
>>66465528
I BELIEVE THAT
>Nike kits
JUST
>>66465481
>a country with 350 million doesn't have enough skilled people for another sport
ridiculous any way you want to spin it
>4-1-4-1
Lads Guatamela isn't even going to try to score a goal.
>>66465544
>Takeshi's Castle
It's Most Extreme Elimination Challenge
Those kits are cancer. I hope we lose as a fuck you to nike.
>Zardes
FUCKS SAKE
GUATEMALA STRONK
>>66465563
I BELIEVE THAT WE
>>66465534
nope, I calculated it through
http://ultra.zone/2018-FIFA-World-Cup-qualification-CONCACAF-Fourth-Round#group=c
>zardes already fucking up his first touch
amazing
Pls dont disappoint me Guatemala
>>66465565
t. Jose Manuel Calderon
Which color kit are we?
where the fuck is pulisic?
>>66464916
why aren't all the spics here good at divegrass?
>"I never play players out of position "
>plays the same player in a different position
In one of these games Cameron was out of position
>>66465601
white
>>66465564
Created one of the best kits ever in the centennial kit and have been getting drastically worse every year since.
Note dame would booty blast both of these teams
>>66465585
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
>>66464916
>no altidore
fire klinssman already. what a joke! We need a dutch coach.
Hope you do it Ameribros. I like it when you lot make it to the world cup
>>66465601
White, with the meme blue sleeves.
>>66465585
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL
>>66465548
>We have a repeat offender in Section 7 Row 1. Moving in for removal
>Zardes
OUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>zardes
Here we go
>>66465619
those are literally gold. I have absolutely no idea why we only wore those for a year.
>>66465601
>kit
kill yourself compadre
>>66465612
too busy picking strawberries/participating in petty gang violence/shitting out anchor babies for a game of footie
>>66465610
Called in, on the bench
>murica
lel
>>66465601
we're wearing uniforms, not kits
>>66465612
all the good ones join mexico
>USMutantNinjaTurtles on telly
>weather is windy and blowsy as fuck outside
>dos are sleeping on the couch
>beer, green stuff
who /comfy/????
>>66465471
>Trinidad on 10
>guat on 9
>USA coming back from 4
'no'
where can i watch this shit?
>>66465631
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
>>66465629
>meme it up in the group stage
>go out fighting to a technically superior team in the Round of 16
What would the World Cup be without us?
its gonna be 0-0 isnt it
>>66465658
livetv.sx
>Yeeandre Dedlin
>>66465650
>we
>being a full uniform wanker
>>66465632
>*jumps wall*
>*steal the wall in the process*
>*claps afterwards*
>>66465627
>>66465660
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
>>66465666
>666
:(
>that wasnt a yellow
wow
>>66465664
exactly the same, but with fewer casuals
Is this honestly the best club klinnsman could put on the pitch tonight?
where is altidore playing these days? is he at least a possible substitute?
>bobby wood
literal who?
>>66465681
did he died
I think the new costumes are cute imo
>>66465612
American college/pro soccer is a middle class suburban sport
>>66465666
'yes'
>>66465654
>dying of marijuana overdose
please get some help anon, we've lost too many to this drug
3-0 USA Wins.
Wood (23)
Dempsey(44)
Wood (76)
Screencap this.
>>66465658
>tfw the USA and Russia are drawn into the same group and play the first match of the 2018 World Cup
>tfw President Putin and President Trump exchange friendly #bantz while watching the match
This has to happen.
>>66465698
>jozy's first touch
>jozy's "pressing"
>jozy's soccer "iq"
>>66465703
As is Euroball, Ricky Rubio
>>66465646
>shirt nr 11
>>66465699
I hope so. But then that kid that flew about 7.1 meters after being hit by a car didn't die, so I'm not quite hopeful.
>>66465666
>>66465666
EL DIABLO HAS SPOKEN
>EL DIABLO HAS SPOKEN
EL DIABLO HAS SPOKEN
>EL DIABLO HAS SPOKEN
EL DIABLO HAS SPOKEN
>EL DIABLO HAS SPOKEN
EL DIABLO HAS SPOKEN
>EL DIABLO HAS SPOKEN
why is zardes playing
he literally has not handled a single ball that comes to him
is this a win or go home game?
>>66465681
is he ok?
>yedlin
why do we keep falling for the pacey black meme?
>>66465698
Bobby Wood is scoring lots of goals in the German 2nd division.
Jozy Altidore is doing nothing in the MLS.
Also
>Pitch
Its a fucking field asshole.
seriously, who the fuck at Nike thought "cottony practice gear feel with a completely uninspired minimalist design and pastel colors" was a halfway good idea
>>66465685
i want you to qualify just for that meme
>3 touches for Zardes, 3 fuck ups
Klinsmann? More like CANsmann
>>66465753
Yes, it is
we need a W to advance
Win or Lose Jurgen must go
>>66465719
Who's this guy?
I keep seeing his face all over 4chan
>>66465720
Trump has no chance of winning the election. If he does, expect him to get JFK'd. The GOP hates him and would have him killed so they could put whoever is his VP in charge.
>>66465761
plus Altidore has no business playing wide
>>66465757
>one of the few players who has enough talent to play in the Premier league
albeit its on shitty Sunderland, but he has been decent, nonetheless
>>66465761
oh ok, i haven't watched soccer since the last world cup. im excited to watch wood tonight then.
WHY IS DEMPSEY IN, THAT OLD FUCK NEEDS TO BE ON THE BENCH
>>66465730
What does he wear for Dortmund? 26 or something? I want his jersey
>>66465765
but he's black, fast, and has a crazy haircut. he's good!!
It's Motta's birthday today lads wish him a happy birthday
>>66465720
Putin will never respect Emperor Trump tbqhf. Probably won't even dignify him with any acknowledgment and laugh off the result if the US were to beat Russia.
>yfw WW3 begins during World Cup 2018
>>66465753
we can't be eliminated, but things will be very ugly if we lose.
>>66465728
???
>>66465794
Happy birthday MOTM all matches
wow, he didnt hoof it for once
>muh cheeky heelpass
If Klinny gets fired, who would replace him?
Go all in or nothing.
Diego Maradona
is gyau still ded?
>>66465787
Don't expect anything, wood sucks
>>66465792
22 senpai
>>66465779
>not knowing Carl
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
GUATAMALA ARE A JOKE
WHAT DOES THAT MAKE YOU CUNTS
It's over, lads we aren't going you the world Cup
someone post that typical guatemala webm, you know the one
>>66465821
make it happen, USA
>>66464916
>castillo
Should I even bother watching this game? FUCK
>>66465786
Green is on Bayern what is your point?
>>66465828
Forgot about him, and Corona. I think kraut doesnt like them.
>>66465838
i would cry i would be so happy
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>>66465790
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FUCK YES
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FREEDOM
BASED DEMPSEY!!!!!!!!!!
>>66465790
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS GUY! FUCK OFF! DEMPSEY IS THE BEST WE'VE EVER HAD!
>>66465790
thats why.
GIVE US THE CUP.
fucking finally
Fugg
GET IN THERE BABY FRE
>Dempsey scores for USA
>Can't score for Seattle
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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>my stream is a minute behind
fuc
HERE COMES THE PAIN TRAIN
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lucky goal
HATERS GONNA HATE,
BUT MAN IM FEELIN GREAT
THANKS TO SOCCER
I GRIND MORE ICE
THAN A HOCKEY SKATE
CLINT DEMPSEY > WAYNE ROONEY IN INTENRATIONAL PLAY
YOU CAN'T DENY THIS
>dat abbyball
lel
Had you fielded 11 of these bad boys, maybe you'd have stood a chance.
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>>66465889
>YOU
CLINT "CRONALDO TSSUUUMAN" DEMPSEY
>The fluke that is zardes.
>>66465838
can jerry jones somehow buy the team?
the memes magic would be infinite
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Finally Zardes did something right
FOOTBALLS COMING HOME?!?!
>>66465835
Hang on, I hear that Ramirez is a bit tasty
>zardes making a good run
HES A GENIUS BOYS
>>66465841
And he never sees the light of day.
His point was that Yedlin plays fairly often on a Premier League team.
Thats all.
Are we, dare I say it, back?
>>66465790
what an idiot
Thank god. Maybe we can actually beat Guatemala (can't believe thats a real problem we're having, fuck)
swhoo lads
we did it!
ZARDES WITH THE FACE ASSIST
GOD BLESS AMERICA
>>66465903
i know youre still upset about today la but dempsey is elite
>>66465835
(1) POINT
>>66465847
he brought it gyau last year, and he had a good friendly against someone decent, but the poor nigga blew his knee out.
what happened to Gatt? he's still only 24, is he a one-trick speedfag?
Fucking Dempsey. I'd bear his children if it were biologically possible
>>66465841
it's not that Yedlin is on Sunderland, it's that he's actually getting playing time and isn't outclassed. Green hasn't sniffed the Bayern first team. Like, I wouldn't say Miazga should be starting because he's on Chelsea now, BUT if he all of a sudden got solid minutes for Chelsea and was doing alright, that's a different story
Just Gib us cup naw
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>>66465790
>(You)
You (You)
It's really cute when US is trying to play possession ball
>>66465937
Post feet
>>66465835
THE BEST FUCKING JOKE, LOBSTERBACK
>USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA
>>66465936
>>66465936
does nobody remember 4 years ago?
Lol
Look at these burgers
Maybe if you're lucky to qualify you'll catch up with us in 2034
>>66465946
Gatt has been constantly reinjuring his knee. IIRC he's still on that Norwegian team.
So as i asked earlier, if Guatemala makes a miracle comeback and Klinny gets fired, who do we hire?
Would Mourinho save us?
dedlin
>>66465975
>7-1
>shit at every other sport anyway
If trips USA wins 3-0
>>66465937
>◖(´・ܒ・｀)◗
>>66465975
Great post, Paco.
If USA wins tonight do >we get into the world cup guaranteed?
>>66465975
>yfw 7-1 actually happened
nice set piece faggot
>>66465975
You can never talk shit again after losing 7-0 at home to an overrated german team.
>>66465988
mourinho could save the team but i think he would rather do united t b h
>>66466000
bretty much
>directly into the 2 man wall
>>66465988
I think I would quit /sp/ if mouyes won the WC with murrica and the CL with manure
Is concacaf the League 2 of international football?
>>66465974
yea we were struggling, but we weren't losing to Guatemala (who he hadn't lost to since like 88 or some shit before last game)
Besides if I remember correct, our group wasn't as babby tier as this one is
>>66466024
the shitposting would be like nothing before
>>66465997
So close yet so far my nigga
honestly the long sleeve shirts look alright
>>66466004
Mfw 4th of July 1994 actually happened
Stop cumming with someone else's dick you fag
>>66466024
I would miss you ;_;
96 GET
Will Clint Dempsey be the oldest player in the World Cup if they advance?
>>66465976
too bad, meme speed from those two could have really helped us counter against decent teams. Most likely neither would be doing shit in qualifiers tho
>>66466010
>7-0
You tried tripfag, you tried.
>>66466024
That's Oceania m8, we're league 1
Again why is Zusi starting when he should be on the bench?
>>66466037
says the country that plays Cyprus
>>66466024
>mfw as an american manure bandwagoner and pure freedom-n-grease-blooded burger
if Don Ovan were it the team we'd already be up by 5
Does Guatemala Even have any good players?
>>66466037
I would say more like League One. At least one of the teams will make a surprise run and get into the quarterfinals, kinda like a League One side in the FA cup
>>66466037
nobody knows about league 2 so yeah I guess
>>66466000
not even close. literally like 18 months before that would happen
>all these people getting beamed in the head
Murderball
>>66466037
Its more like the Bundesliga.
Mexico and USA vs everyone else
>kicked in the face
>no card
Interesting strategy by the referee
>>66466053
buffon probably
Birnbaum is kill
>>66465835
>we beat netherlands
>you lose to netherlands
AYYYY
>>66466037
can't compete with the big boys and becomes meme central when they actually succeed....so yes
>>66466053
no actually this guy will be 39
>bradley
>bradley
why the fuck you shoot from that far
STREAM WHERE?
WHAT THE FUCK BRADLEY
>>66466038
basically the same with jamaica instead of T&T. And we had to beat guate in the 6th game to advance, and we were down 0-1 early
>>66466073
Mfw I saw Brazil win the WC twice and I'm pretty sure Americans and Britons never will in their lifetimes
>Bradley
JUST FUCKING SHIT HIM DOWN
>>66466136
you miss 100% of the shots you don't take
t. michael bradley
>>66466107
If Buffon plays in the next World Cup, he'd be the first guy to play in six.
Didn't Zoff play for Italy until his 40s?
>we will still get blown out of the C Up somehow
>GoD
>1st Round Exit
I want to believe
>>66466103
This is worse than the NFL. No wonder why nobody wants to play this sport.
Should have called Brad Davis instead of Michael Bradley if you ask me.
Premier league: UEFA
Championship: comnebol
League One: CAF
League Two: AFC
Conference: Concacaf
Conference regional league division: OFC
>>66466075
of course but USA 2 gud
Bradley passing to no one in particular
Why is Bradley such shit?
I missed the hating on Bradley
>>66466071
Probably. He loves to rape CONCACAF teams.
>those red cybernetic implants on Dempsey's neck
Is he confirmed for T-9000 lads?
>>66466193
>Premier league: UEFA
>>66466191
He can still do well on set pieces, but he's slowed down a fair bit, even last MLS season.
t. Houston Dynamo fan
>>66466161
he retired at 41 but not sure if he still was in the nt
>>66466191
Shoulda called Ned grababoy to be h
>>66466103
>beamed
>>66466137
http://www.navixsport.com/sport.php?id=1835
>>66466193
concacaf had 3 teams in the last 16 in Brazil desu.
>>66466193
La Liga: World Cup
>>66466193
where did vardy play in stockbridge park streets?
Bradley is so FUCKING BAD
>castillo
>browner than a sri lankan
>america
>white
>>66466193
Can't really argue with this
>>66466201
I dunno he used to be like the US equivalent of Pirlo right? Like awesome guy to hold the ball, all attacks go through him. Supremely efficient player.
What happened?
Clint Dempsey is such an overrated cunt.
>>66465486
Bradenton is the best sports academy in the world. It's just that there isn't an over influx of kids that want to play soccer
ZARDES
OOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>66466157
>thinking most of the general burger-bingeing population cares about whether we win the world cup when we win the superb owl/world series/stanley cup/nba finals every year
Nice try, Joao. Unlike your """"""""soccer""""" """"""""""""""""team"""""""" ours is expected to be shit and has an excuse. For the """""""""""""football""""""""""" capital of the undeveloped world, there's none for 7-1.
fucking bradley
>>66466228
this is true, but only based CR made anything from it
>bradshit
FUCK OFF ZARDS YOU NIGGER
fuck you and your meme haircut
bradlel pls stop being shit
>just zardes my shit up.
>>66466000
Supposing USA wins and so does T&T against SVG, then both USA and Guatemala would surely dispute the 2nd place of the group with two matches to go: against the same opponents and with USA one point ahead.
>>66466093
Yeah but with 3.5 spots out of 6 teams I just can't see USA not getting a grip and qualifying.
>>66466241
>US equivalent of Pirlo
>>66466037
Premier League: UEFA
Championship: COMNEBOL
League One: CAF
League Two: AFC
Conference: CONCACAF
Semi pro Regional League: OFC
>>66466241
he still is a very poor man's Pirlo
>>66466182
That's not true, we'll draw with a couple of contenders in the group stage and then "play our hearts out" and lose in the Ro16.
>>66466241
he was never our pirlo
>Zardes
>>66466193
Nah m8, more like
OFC: Mid-Sussex Football League Division Ten
why dont we play that kid from bvb
>>66466193
>/brit/bong still mad Costa Rica made it out of their group in the world cup.
literally cannot touch the ball without falling
why the fuck did klinnsman put him on
>>66466241
Klinsmann tried to make him a #10
>be pace babby
>dont sprint
REEEEEEEEE
>>66466303
he'll be a late game sub I reckon
a home game vs guatemala is THIS tense and close in 2016
how did it come to this?
>>66466303
we have a retard as a coach
RELEASE THE KRAKEN
I want to suck Terri Leigh's toes
>>66466297
He may never have been "y'all's" Pirlo but he was always mine, anon.
>>66466193
La Liga: UEFA
Premier League: Comnebol
Seria A: CAF
Bundesliga: AFC
Ligue 1: Concacaf
Russian League: OFC
Does Bobby wood have down syndrome?
>>66466313
this
>>66466241
is he popular on reddit?
>>66466274
So >us Amerilards have to rely on T&T to not fuck it up as well? Are they reliable?
stop trying more memepasses and jsut hold onto the ball
>>66466276
>>66466289
>>66466289
>>66466313
>>66466241
Shit I just saw him pick up the ball in the penalty area and just made a weak shot straight to the keeper, WTF is wrong with this guy?
What happened to Julian Green?
>>66466336
No but I bet you do
>>66466331
>rating the serie shit over bundesliga
spotted the casual i.e. amerifat
>>66466336
nah he's a chinaman
Wood and zardtard out
>>66466311
Found the fight and win seatlel fag.
>>66466367
its in no particular order.
Calm down, leaf
>>66466362
what happened to damarcus beasley?
PUT IN PULISIC, KRAUT
FUCK OFF, REF
>>66466362
with the Olympic team
>>66466362
Poop happened. Pray that Milan saves him
>>66465213
>>66465246
>>66465349
>>66465531
>>66465213
>>66466137
I can try to stream but idk how good my connection is, im using my phones tether ;-;
http://castamp.com/live/guest1
>>66466357
not really, because then we'd have a good angle on T&T. after this game, our two rivals gotta play each outher and we get to play the whipping boy then T&T at home.
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>>66466305
Nah there are some very good teams in your confederation. But objectively speaking that is the ranking imo
>>66466287
>CONCACAF<AFC
>>66466394
I don't think that's a good landing spot for him. Think he'd be better off trying to break through a low table liga side
>>66466409
I hate to say is as an Amerilard who loves soccer but you're right.
BTW I don't know how the leagues are organized in britbongistan but I'm assuming those are the tiers of soccer in your country.
>Steve Cherundolo
I miss him lads.
>>66466213
Gotta love his first goal with SKC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inyJI5Tk1hA
Woodowns and zardtard out
>>66466420
yeah, he's just got to get PT. It's not like there's some CL regular ahead of him on the US team
FUCKING ZARDEZ REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66466362
>moving to HIV
besides, he was never a real stand out player at the youth level
bayern hasn't had good youth teams for ages
>>66466412
m8 they have japan korea and australia. find 3 teams better than that. inb4 mexico
>>66466397
So far so good senpai
Thanks
>>66466435
in Bongland AKA England that's how it is
>the MLS
>>66466439
That's his kinda goal, alright. Too bad he went to SKC, whom I despise.
Zardes literally cannot do anything right
>>66466461
literally meme teams.
PULISIC IN
>>66466461
well, based on performance in the only mutual competition, CR, USA and Mexico. I guess we can go with the current eye test, in which case it'd just be mexico
>>66466469
Question: of those six or whatever tiers, how many can you make a living at playing? Like not have to have a "real" job, just be a soccer player. And not have to work kids camps or anything, just play and maybe some promotional appearances?
>Cincotta
JUST
based guzan
Castillo
Orozco
Alvarado
Zusi
Nagbe
Zardes
Nguyen
Wondoloski
""""American""""
You're so incompetent you have to hire the immigrants like with everything else
>>66466502
calm down hes going to be sub in at second half
>>66466451
Gotta be patient with Green and Zelalem. Good chance neither of em amount to anything though :*(
>>66466439
lol how would that be a foul? The dude looks like he was ready to dive when they were neck and neck. Good no call
>>66466461
British "opinions"
>>66466480
>>66466502
I think this will be the move at halftime to cap tie him.
>Not watching on Unimas
>Current Year
>post yfw Pulisic-Zelalem-Hyndman midfield instead of Beckershit-Bradshit-Zushit
>>66466517
Ok monkey, give me some America surnames?
this ref is shitting himself
Roberto Madera is pretty good tBh
>guatemierda
>chaputines
>>66466517
All of them were born here. How is it different from your Afro-Favela squad
>>66466394
I wish Poop would coach something in the U.S.
Him being that much closer to Portland's coach would be hilarious.
>>66466502
gonna get cap tied tonight, worry not.
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HAHAHAHAHA SPICS BTFOOOO
BASED BRADLEY!!
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COME BACK TO HOUSTON PLEASE
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BUT CAN HE DO IT ON A COLD NIGHT IN STOKE?
FUCKING CAMERON!!!!
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>"rotate" goalkeepers
sounds like a intramural league where everyone gets a participation award
2 FUCKING NIL
THE BANANA REPUBLIC OF GUATEMALA BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
WE DID IT LADS
WERE GOING TO THE HEX
CANCEL RUSSIA JUST GIVE US THE CUP
MY NAME A JEFF MY NAME A JEFF MY NAME A JEFF MY NAME A JEFF MY NAME A JEFF MY NAME A JEFF MY NAME A JEFF MY NAME A JEFF MY NAME A JEFF MY NAME A JEFF MY NAME A JEFF MY NAME A JEFF MY NAME A JEFF MY NAME A JEFF MY NAME A JEFF MY NAME A JEFF MY NAME A JEFF MY NAME A JEFF MY NAME A JEFF MY NAME A JEFF MY NAME A JEFF MY NAME A JEFF MY NAME A JEFF MY NAME A JEFF MY NAME A JEFF MY NAME A JEFF MY NAME A JEFF MY NAME A JEFF MY NAME A JEFF MY NAME A JEFF MY NAME A JEFF MY NAME A JEFF MY NAME A JEFF MY NAME A JEFF MY NAME A JEFF MY NAME A JEFF MY NAME A JEFF MY NAME A JEFF MY NAME A JEFF MY NAME A JEFF MY NAME A JEFF MY NAME A JEFF MY NAME A JEFF MY NAME A JEFF MY NAME A JEFF MY NAME A JEFF MY NAME A JEFF MY NAME A JEFF
GOOOOOL
LOL USA
>>66466585
rude
>>66466517
Dude the USA is called "The Melting Pot" for a reason.
MOST DANGEROUS
>>66466549
Will Trapp where?
DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO
DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO
DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>WE FREEDOM NOW
what is an watermala?
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>manlet keepers
>>66466604
Kekd at the PL Platitude (TM)
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>>66466549
its crazy to think how much higher the ceiling on that one is. Let's hope they don't completely fuck up.
how is that junior flores doing?
WE DID IT
>>66466623
On the bench where MLelS players belong la
There goes our fucking positive goal difference
>>66466602
kek ikr?
Dynamo should never have let him go.
>>66466517
>Hue in charge of making Assumptions
How about you explain your white players.
>>66466507
That's a good question
I would guess even the lowest league has wages you can live on, including bonuses, appearances, goal bonuses
>>66466517
Why do foreigners think every American has an Anglo-Saxon last name?
ZARDES GET THE FUCK OFF THE FIELD
YOU CANT EVEN HANDLE A SOFT ROLLER
>>66466357
I just said "supposing T&T wins" because St Vinvent is the worst team of this fourth round so I can't see T&T losing against them which would give them a 3-4 points advantage against USA and Guatemala, pretty much securing 1st place. If for some reason T&T loses or draws then all the better for USA, they could easily end up as 1st place of the group. Either way for USA to be out an upset at home against T&T is probably the only way.
>>66466623
he's with the olympic squad, he plays after this match vs. colombia
Who fucking cares we're not going to beat anyone good lads.
>>66466623
never until he goes to europe
DOS A CERO
THIS CROWD IS FUCKING BASED
TOP BANTZ
THIS IS WHAT >WE NEED
>mexican butthurt over dos a cero
never gets old
THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>>66466301
Lel, reckon some of those countries would struggle in that league
>>66466665
>MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
DOS A CERO
>MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
DOS A CERO
>MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
DOS A CERO
New bread??????????
Welp just give us the cup. Sorry rest of the world probably not even worth showing up (goes without saying for England)
This is so gay. USA should be losing. Guatemala has been the better team
Is there anything more american than >dos a cero?
zardes is total hot garbage
tracking back unnecessarily and then too shit even to clear it properly
>>66466710
my sides
HERE COMES THE THIRD
>>66466666
vardy got like 30 euro for each match in stockbridge park streets
also nice devil's pentadubs
>>66466710
>pooland
>>66466662
Shame Stu Holden didnt come back.
Fuck you LA for signing De Jong.
Should have a few Houston fans throw beer cans at the fucker when they come to Houston
>>66466653
>>66466680
>>66466684
I think he's our 6 of the future
Maybe Perry Kitchen tho
Maybe Russell Canouse too
>>66466710
lmao you blind with those small eyes of yours?
>>66466710
quiet down, Up-Side Down Poland
>>66466710
>implying
fuck off reverse poland
>>66466465
Im so so sorry for the random jumps and random shit quality render ;-----;
Post your waifus.
>>66466721
Burgers and Trump maybe. That's about it.
How good is the USMNT olympic squad?
>>66466742
Trapps with the u-23s anyway
>>66466644
his new coah doesn't play him, probably moving in the summer
>>66466681
We could tie with Portugal.
>>66466703
England is unironically good right now.
>>66466710
>Guatemalan possession under 40%
>shit defending
>one (1) shot on goal
>more fouls
>literally no offensive presence
>better team
>>66466741
Ha!
>>66466758
ELITE
L
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HEY HO LET'S GO!
WHO IS ON THE OLYMPIC TEAM?
>>66466760
About what you'd expect...good but not great.
>>66466762
I'm aware. My original post was in response to a hypothetical future midfield anyways
>>66466770
>>66466681
We beat Germany and Netherlands last year.
>>66466775
They usually are for 3 out of 4 years at a time
>>66466741
De Jongs a hard cunt tho would throw anything in fear of getting Ron Artest'd
>>66466760
literally guaranteed to win gold like all americans at the olympics once they cuck those cocaine niggers tonight and qualify
>>66466666
not really, the further down you go the more part-timers there are, some clubs aren't even fully professional
I would guess that the majority of football players that play for money do not earn enough just with the football
>>66466799
http://www.ussoccer.com/us-under23-mens-national-team/latest-roster#tab-1
post yfw Klansmann starts Jozshit Altishit next game
>>66466815
=3
i wanna hold your hand while I fuck your waifu
someone make a new thread
>>66466758
Who else /mukbang/ here?
>>66466785
>tfw she is playing in your city's team.
WHAT THE FUCK
lel how did they fuck up that one?
>ameriball
holy shit you guys are bad, thank god guatemala is complete shit
Who /murderball/ here?
MAGA
HAHA THATS A CLEAR RED
FUCK THESE ABUSA REFS THAT ALWAYS LET THESE DIRTY SPICS GET AWAY WITH MURDERBALL
Jesus.... should be 4-0. Awesome.
shit
>>66466461
Japan and Korea had embarrassing performances this last WC (Australia's group was just impossible, though).
>WOOD
>>66466876
>that flag
>this topic
Opinion discarded
>Wood
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
wot the fuck senpai
>wood
he is the hope for our future
>Wood
>Taylor and Ian about to fight
p-pls stop
CLASSIC HESKEY
>>66466758
>all these 3dpd waifus
LELELELELELELELE
>the city of ameriball
Zardes needs to fuck off with that blooter.
>chinese strikers
not even once
>>66466758
>>66466839
>>66466815
i agree with these
>>66466876
Lets see how you do at azteca eh
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
PUT IN PULISIC HE'D HAVE A HAT TRICK BY NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66466901
>>66466923
seriously though how do you fuck up a gifted handball chance like that
I'm not watching this game, someone tell me how is the US team playing?
>Jamaican refereeing
>>66466972
Overpowering an overmatched team, but have still missed some easy chances.
>>66466758
GOAT. been my fav for well over a decade now. A goddess.
>that little manlet spic stepping to a real nigga
lmao
>>66466972
only pulling through because they are only clowns, not incompetent clowns like guatemala
>>66466972
Its more like Guatemala is losing more than the US is winning
>guatemalan finishing
>>66466972
Better than Friday but it should be 4-0 desu
Leave the USMNT to me.
>>66466972
They are scoring goals but they could be better without Zusi, Zardes and Michael Bradley
mods please permaban all waifuposters
they are the cancer killing /sp/
>>66466972
They're playing lights out, mae.
They put in two relatively opportunistic goals.
Guatemala has collapsed and gifted them chances since then but their finishing is beyond atrocious.
Also they are arguing with the ref over stupid things for some reason.
So it would be 5-0 if it was a good UEFA team.
>>66466435
Yes we have divisions that go all the way down to amateur level. Theoretically you could be in the 20th division and get promoted to the premier league.
You can earn a living from being a footballer up to around the 6th division which is called the Conference National in England where some players make from 500-1000 pounds a week.
Halftime.
2-0 USA.
How did we lose to these guats, exactly?
>>66466972
playing like shit but still better than guatemala. Also, the ref was kinda ignoring their fouls until they scored the second goal
>>66466965
You just fuck it up mane shit happens
who /wawa/ here
>>66467039
is apart of the board's culture
Who /comfy/ here
>>66467037
Bradley is the reason for one goal and almost got us two more
>>66467061
fuck you now I want a hoagie.
I'm living in North Jersey so it's a 20 minute drive to the nearest Wawa. Idk how I've survived this long
>>66467087
Ok well Bradley just needs to fuck off with the long shots on goal
>>66467108
>tfw its easier to go to Wawa in FL than it is in NJ
Feels good man
>>66467061
wake america wreat again?
Who /assblasted/ here?
We ahould have started Hamilton, he did a great job on friday and both goals have been Castrillo's fault
>>66467061
If you live in Jersey why would you get a garbage hoagie like Wawa?
>>66467217
>being this deeply ignorant
They don't even call them hoagies up here it's disgusting.
>>66467041
Thanks m8 you're the tits
>>66466241
he lost his hair and became shit
>>66467379
Losing your hair only works if you're a US goalkeeper
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>zardes
My sides.
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