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>rags
old
>>66404638
>>66416472
>making us look at Trumps face for 500 posts
I hate you so much.
speaking of the rags
>letting Chris Kreider meme on you
Montreal on suicide watch
>>66416490
t. Bernie supporter
I'd say voter but I doubt you're old enough
:^)
>Cucks getting btfo by the Sens
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>the dilapidated frog habitat of Montreal
Chris Kreider sucks dick
>>66416540
Almost as much as the Habs
>habs
>>66416472
>Trump pic
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
>>66416546
Yup
swedes r gay
Does /hoc/ still hate >us?
>>66416522
>big business is killing the NHL and driving teams to Arizona and Florida
>Let's vote for Trump
You do know he killed the USFL and NASL all in his own, right?
>Stepan and Boyle paying absolutely zero attention
Why are Canacucks still posting? None of your shit teams are going to make the playoffs lmao
>A team scores against the rags
>replay shows Dan Boyle just aimlessly skating around looking for a wheelchair
every fucking time
>>66416472
>that pic
>>66416569
C(an)ucks are too shit to hate
>>66416587
Why do Americans watch a sport they've never played before?
>>66416515
>Montreal on suicide watch
Pretty sure they're past that point already.
Why is Aho such a polarizing figure?
Ducks getting BTFO
>>66416617
>>66416635
what a beautiful little caterpillar
since the rags and habs are the topic at hand i feel the need to ask what happened to Pacioretty?
never hear about the guy anymore.
>>66416635
He's a manlet right? That's probably it
>>66416587
Cause we're still watching hockey. I personally like whining about shit and being angry, so watching the Habs suck dick is still entertaining
>>66416634
so they've all killed themselves by now?
>>66416617
>mfw I was banned for posting a non sports image in a /sp/ thread
I hope your banned tbqh.
>>66416650
Here's a guy who said nothing at all to the press and put his nose to the grind stone. He took some heavy hits and never complained he already scored the cup clinching goal last year and now he's going for another.
Take notes kids.
Is Canada even a real country?
>>66416635
Post op transsexual?
>5-2
>habs
are we in for another meme game like Pongs v Wongs?
Trump is a rags fan? Welp. I know who I'm not voting for now.
>>66416634
Yeah, since late November
>>66416666
He's always been an inconsistent player and it's even worse now that the Habs are gonna miss the playoffs and the games mean nothing. Giving him the C was a mistake
>>66416595
Tbf sometimes it's Girardi or Staal
>>66416710
yes
>tfw the caps get shut out
>>66416749
But who else deserves the C on that team?
>>66416784
I imagine most Habs fans would insist on Subban or Galchenyuk now.
Where were you when the Wongs gave up 7 (seven) goals while chasing a playoff spot
>>66416708
>now he's going for another
Nah senpai
>>66416784
Gallagher I guess. I have to admit that even Subban would have been a better choice
Islander's going to miss the playoffs this year, and both the Wings and the Flyers are going to make it in. Screencap this.
>>66416796
>Galchenyuk
wat
>>66416731
Stay mad Shlomo
>>66416796
>>66416818
Subban is the only real choice. Good thing the Frogs are racist though.
>>66416796
I think Subban should be the Captain.
He is clearly someone who can deal with the media players seem to respect him.
Ofcourse he would need to turn it down a notch or two to become the capitan but I think it should be him.
>>66416853
They could always go full vanpooper and give it to Price, he's already 90% of the team
>>66416818
Does Gallagher really have what it takes to be a captain? Guy seems like a less talented version of Marchand.
>>66416869
>care le rebound Price
Come on now
>its a carolina starts shit, comes back but loses anyway episode
cluttercluck is literally the most elite 4th liner in all of existence
>>66416869
>Carey "glass bones" Price
dude won't be around enough for the C to even matter
>>66416853
You've obviously never been to a Habs game. His jersey is by far the most popular
>>66416874
It's going to be Subban as it should be.
The first nigga to hold a C on an NHL team.
About time.
>>66416899
>mfw UFA in 2018
Oh my, I didn't realize the habs only had two years of their window left
>>66416784
The true captain on the team is Price.
>>66416927
Dude...
>>66416874
Not really other than working really hard and being a decent top 6 player but then again, there isn't a whole lot to choose from. Pacioretty is too lazy, Subban is too reckless, Markov is too old and too Russian and Price is a goalie
>habs have unironically plugged Ben Scrivens into the net
10 goal game for the rags incoming.
>>66416949
>>66416964
He's more white than black 2bh. This was the first "black" captain
>Engblom talking about how Sustr squats 300
Wow it's literally nothing.
>>66416927
>having a whiny baby as a captain
makes sense for french canada i guess
>>66416949
>>66416964
This nigga be half cracker.
Subban is full nigga.
>>66416997
Just Therrien my shit senpai
JUST
>>66416843
Why are Amerifats so obsessed with the tv celebrities? Do you really enjoy being ruled by the Jews that much?
HUBY DUBY DOO
>>66417033
To be expected. Back to back with all the injuries.
>>66417033
>Tampon Gay
Tampa getting BEEEEELOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>66417010
If he makes you mad, even better!
Canacucks really need to stop posting. Your non-playoff opinions aren't welcome here
>>66416918
Mandingo fighters had their supporters as well.
>>66417054
Your posts mean less than nothing to me
>>66417054
I'd love to see them beat Montreal again in the playo- oh wait.
>>66417064
Your lack of hockey knowledge and talent are even less welcome Caitlyn.
>>66417060
his team is the only getting mad when he turns the puck over thirty times a game
>four straight penalty minutes
>rags
>it's an ottawa gets a worse draft pick because they win towards the end of the season season
>>66417009
Max lifting weight isn't really a good metric for anything hockey related anyways.
>>66417117
Oh for sure. But implying I should be impressed by a professional athlete squatting a pretty mediocre weight just seems silly.
>>66417091
>Talented players want the puck and carries it
>Plays 30 minutes a night on a consistent basis
Law of averages.
Has the puck more + more ice time = more turn overs.
>>66417064
So all non USA posters aren't allowed? Can't really call that "hockey" discussion. Nigger pumpkin toss and boreball do have their own threads you know.
>>66417126
See how bicyclists bench.
Nothing means shit,
vo5 is pretty much all I want to know about prospects.
The rest is just for the show.
>>66417140
nah hes just a shit player
God damn you Bobby Lu. I want to hate you but you're just too sexy.
>it's a Luongo actually showed up tonight episode
neat
>>66417140
Law of good coaches.
more turn overs = less ice time
Top minute players become top minute players because they have shown their not turn over machines and can contribute offensively/defensively.
>>66417152
Some people think the largest weight is all that matters. Rarely does the average person stop to think that it's all relative. 300 might be a very good number for hockey players. I'm sure some can do much more than that, but they are also probably thick slow meat head type players.
>>66417140
Stop deluding yourself, he's a turnover machine
Jagr's been pretty good in the regular season, just wait until the 2nd intermission of ECF game 7 against the Caps when he takes off his ankle weights and weighted vest
Jesus the refs have been against Tampa all night. Niggas can't catch a break.
>>66417253
>caps
>cf
lel
>>66417253
>Caps in the ECF
lel
>>66417253
So this whole season has been merely a practice for him
Is it another "California gets blown the fuck out by Canada" night?
>>66417223
So what's the excuse for Doughty than? Seabrook? Burns? Karlsson? All high turnover rates.
Well aware of how shit Therrien is as a coach though.
>>66417251
Not saying he doesn't just saying look at how even more shit the team has become since he's been out and not able to drive the play.
>>66417283
>>66417284
The Panthers being there is more laughable.
>>66417320
Karlsson is an offensive powerhouse, and Ottawa also has terrible coaching.
Kings, Hawks, and Sharks are all playoff teams, so the coaches must be doing something right.
>>66417320
subban is garbage, when hes not turning the puck over in his own zone hes busy losing puck battles or taking braindead penalties
>tfw he walks into the rink in his thrift store pimp suit acting cool then proceeds to get btfo
haha
>>66417393
Or taking brain damaging hits from his teammates ass
>>66417320
He's not even top 10 in minutes played
Sorry you had to go to ohio seth jones.
>>66417400
Underrated
>craps
>Habs still get amazing support from the refs even when they are eliminated from the playoffs
>>66417463
I'm not very fond of this meme
>it's a "blots lose but Stammer pads his stats on meaningless PPs, thus increasing his contract demands" episode
>>66417506
=(((((
>Seneturds
how many points for mcdavid tonight?
Great job Ottawa. Worthless fucks.
>>66417506
Leafs are paying their coach 8 mill a year, imagine what they would pay Stamkos. Unlimited credit card or full blown Scrooge McDuck money tower?
JUUUUUUUUUST
someone help me die
it aint over till its over
>>66417525
Duthtin will injure him
>snes in charge of holding a lead
The refs were even giving them all these freebies. Learn to play on the fucking PP. This game should have ended like 8-2.
>>66417547
Kill me now desu Senpai the jackets will never win a Stanley cup
>>66417547
Preds will reach 50 shots tonight
>>66417575
>winning when there's no chance to make the playoffs.
Who cares.
>>66417627
KILL ME PLS
HAHA
>>66417633
They were on pace for around 80 after the first period so it could be worse
four
consecutive
shutouts
still
first
round
exit
CANADIAN TEAMS
AHAHAHA
>>66417587
Theyll probably never win a home playoff game.
I love what Jagr has done to the young Panthers group.
Watch out for the Panthers! - Said no one ever.
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>>66417655
KILLLLLL MEEEEEE
>no blood
>4 minutes
>game winner scored on resulting PP
Fucking BULLSHIT.
>>66417628
I just want all the points we can get so we finish on top of the Habs.
>dat Seneturd choke
>>66417547
My team is cursed with eternal mediocrity too f4m. We have a cup though but that doesn't say much considering it was 13 years ago.
>Laffs
>yfw the Stars win the Stan Lee Cup
>>66417648
It's about that wonderful time of year when the Blues are near the top of the regular season standings and their fans start to believe that they could win a playoff series
>>66417661
>losing to the ruins
canada on suicide watch
the toronto maple leafs are honestly the worst team in sports
>>66417684
Are you just realizing this now?
>Ottawa had a 3 point lead and still loses
Who's having a good time tonight?
>>66417678
Its been the same shit since 2012
>>66417703
>3 point lead
>that flag
>>66417703
and a gorillian PPs
>Pooronto Poople Poofs
LMAO POORONTO ON POOICIDE WATCH
>>66417703
the dreaded 3 goal point lead
>>66417704
2016 Stanley cup champions to be honest
>>66417717
>that flag
>1993
>>66417673
But you guys have actually had a good history
Jackets havnt even won a playoff series
>>66417678
>implying I believe this shit anymore
if 2001 meant anything, it means the worse they are getting in to the playoffs, the better they'll do
>>66417533
You should be wanting Anaheim to get 1st so the kongs don't have to potentially face the Blackcawks in the first round
>>66417717
Not realizing that he was Memening around
Keg lifting
The Blue Jackets are awful
Preds are just emptying their anal cavity on that young finnish lad.
>>66417844
Kill me desu senpai
>Classmate in my major plays D1 hockey
>send him this video
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=itaP9_Vltfk
>no response
How autistic am I?
>>66417849
Poor korpisalo
Roman Josi is a monster.
>@Aportzline
>This is #CBJ 41st trip to Nashville, exactly a half-season. They have five regulation wins here. Ever.
Guys did I start the "FUCKING LEAF" meme or was it already established when I posted it? I'm never in /hoc/ unless I'm bored I feel like >rags posting, and I started yelling at Canada once a couple of months ago or so and I mentioned their flag having a leaf.
Just wondering if anyone remember a Norwegian flag saying it first, or if it was already a thing. I'm just courious not trying to act like a meme genious or anything, but I never knew about a >leaf meme when I wrote that.
>>66417904
Not bad
>>66417703
Good 1 point is better than 2 at this point
Just got to try to stay behind Carolina and New Jersey
>>66417949
Some one please kill me
Finally a good general
>>66417402
Jesus christ Poo Doughty is awful
>>66417924
It's /int/'s and /pol/'s favorite insult for Canadians, "a fucking leaf"
>>66417973
Oh okay, I was just wondering because I got a lot of (You)'s on that post and it generated a pretty big derail in the thread. Then I started to realize it was being used all over /sp/ in the following months so I thought I might had made it big in the meme game. Oh well.
i wonder what its like to be a fan of a team thats good
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>>66418059
Feels good even though the preds still havent gone past the second round. Still better than columbus tho.
>>66418068
Hahahaha, Kings couldn't even shut us out. What a bunch of losers.
Edmonton Kingsfan here,
This'll be a fun game.
>>66417525
ALL OF THEM
How can one player even be so elite?
FAKKK U LAFFFS
STOP LOSING U FAGGGETS
>>66418110
kill yourself
>>66418110
end your life
>kongs
Wow McDavid pulling out EA Sports NHL Glitch goals
post clipart
>Preds didn't make it to 50 shots
basically a loss tbqh
>>66418359
>>66418365
Excuse me?
>>66418399
PLEASE END MY LIFE THE BLUEJACKETS ARE MAKING ME WEAK
Post goaltenders who are carried by their blueliners
goddamn mcjesus's line brings the heat
Sorry for that hate crime of a game, Ohio-friends.
Can someone just make a Kings/Oilers thread? There seems to be enough posts for one
>>66418424
End your life Devilsfag.
They got a real meme game in LA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
REFPUCK
REFPUCK
REFPUCK
THE CALL IS IN
OY VEY WE NEED THE SPIC AUDIENCE
i fucking hope every ref falls pregame and dies tbqh
>>66418432
I'm actually a Kings fan faggot, but it's always annoying to do it in the hoc general, threads just for the game are better
That korpisola guy is pretty good
>>66418477
he was, because bob came back
>>66418465
Pls do not bully Rinne, he was only bad in the first half because he was getting over his fiancee leaving him
And the preferential treatment of California teams wins again. Thank you Bettman for fixing hockey...
No way that's a clean goal.
like how in the FUCK is that a clean goal?
the refs are so fucking stupid
>>66418468
>8:30PM
Nigga /hoc/ gen is dead so posting about the game here is fine. Literally 98% of NHL fans are asleep right now. If /hoc/ was awake they'd see why Doughty should get the Norris.
>>66418515
>bump goalie
>goalie lays on the ice for 40mins
>players decide to shoot it into the empty net finally
>/hoc/ cries no goal
gtfo casual watching faggot.
>>66418477
>finnish goaltending
Is it just me, or has there been a really fucken shitty call that goes against the Oilers in every Oilers-Kings game this season?
The Connor McDavid one in their first meeting comes to mind first.
>>66418528
poo doody norris hahaha
Canacucks are mad as fuck tonight
>>66418553
The first meeting was a good call
>>66418546
He couldn't get up, the shot was coming within 2 seconds of him being knocked down.
>tons of injuries to core group and still make a 3 goal comeback in the 3rd
WEW, Loving Every Laugh.
>>66418553
oilers get reffed by a completely different set of rules than the rest of the league, then everyone complains when we get first overall
>>66418568
No it wasn't, the puck was proven to have been in, but the refs went pure retard.
>>66418570
>He couldn't get up
but he had time to shuffle and attempt to block the shot that was about to come.....
>>66418578
>Seneturds
>Canacuck teams
>tfw zero postseason games are happening in Canada
Holy shit it's like if the postseason in baseball was only played in Canadian cities.
>>66418546
lick my nuts you cocksucking faggot, time how long he was on the ice before that shot came, prepare to eat you words like i ate your moms pussy last night
>>66418578
>losing to the worst team in the league
>>66418600
getting up would have put him massively out of position anyway, his only option was to cover down low and hope the shot doesn't go high.
>>66418626
Laffs always beat >us so it's not unexpected
>>66418599
How it was proven
>>66418578
you won't be laffing when you get BTFO in the 1st round, Paco
>>66418465
You shut your whore mouth
>>66418622
time how long you cry over the goal after it's been settled.
>>66418632
>his only option was to cover down low
hence why the goal counted. If he was down and couldn't make an attempt to save the puck then it's a No goal, he tried to save it therefore it counts.
>>66418626
>being a last place team
>being the fan of a last place team your entire life
The end of this season is literally just time to heal and get psyched up for playoffs.
>>66418655
By who, Mehmet, San Jose? lel
>>66418553
It's been happening for years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxU7eNnptA8
>>66418632
>>66418600
>>66418570
>>66418546
>This Aussie knows more about hockey than this leaf
>>66418667
crying as long as your mom was after she had you
>>66418661
nah, too busy eating u mums clam out
also
>not poojew
>>66418546
If they can take goals back after 20sec since an offside was missed, I'm pretty sure 4sec after goalie contact is just fine. Refs are clearly favoring LA because they don't want to make the home crowd upset. Can't give LA "fans" any reason to not show up next game.
>>66418694
>being this butthurt over a goal on the 2nd last place team in the league
>>66418678
no, Bloos
>>66418716
again the only reason the goal counted was because the oilers goalie shuffled to the side to make an attempt to save the shot. If he pulled a Padsqvist and laid there like a dead fish or pretended to be injured then the goal would be waved off.
Why is the Oil/ Kings game only on the derka derka version of HNIC?
>>66418667
That's not why the goal was counted bud. LA fans have no clue what hockey even is besides ice, skates, and the puck. They would be butthurt if that goal was taken away and Bettman's agenda is to make sure California fans are given a "good show" so they don't pass on hockey for mexican cock fights.
>>66418647
https://vine.co/v/eYaHt7LvF9O
>>66418778
touch her butt
>>66418782
its on cbc as well, guide says calgayry but its the oiler game
>>66418756
They wouldn't match up against the Bloos first round m8
>>66418806
I'm tryin to she already asked me the date and shes crying freaking out cuz she needs a hotel room or something. I'm holding her spot in line now
>>66418838
i'm drunk help me
after this season we need to put an * beside every game with a coaches challenge and remove them from the records
>>66418667
But he could ONLY save down low because he was knocked down, the push left up-high wide open, and the goalie could do nothing about it.
>>66418811
oh ok, thanks.
Dumb guide.
>>66418728
>Having pride in your team
It's called loyalty, bandwagoner
>>66418782
It's on the regular one
>>66418792
Hadn't seen this angle before. Looks like a good goal but it's ultimately up to the refs subjective call. They hate using the video review and sometimes disgregard it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88h_Sk6yLmk
>>66418850
get a room together then touch her butt
>>66418685
It's been like this ever since the divisions were reorganized. Everything was called fair when they were in the NW div. Ever since they got placed in the Pacific div with Bettman's favorite "hockey state" they have been getting shit reffing. Something to do with expanding the game in southern US markets. Fans there won't show up to games if their team misses the playoffs so Bettman makes sure the refs call games in favor of their teams.
Based Trump
>>66418897
rareflag
a
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>>66418779
>goalies have to play dead to get a call
>embellishment is now ok
I already stated the reason, anything else is just convenient lies to cover up the refpuck shit that happens in the this league. If slew footing a goalie just before a goal is scored isn't enough to turn over a call, then nothing is.
>>66418878
That was the plan but she just booked her own room and left. She didnt even get a flight for tomorrow so I have no time in line to work magic on her. I just want to drink
hey faggots get yer brackets ready made a /sp/ league
http://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/#/league/113862
password is: lel
>>66418123
>#CBJ C Brandon Dubinsky: “It’s frustrating, because it was just so (expletive) bad. We were just so bad.”
>>66418973
fuck, it's over
I'll have some beer for you, my nugga
>>66419007
notice the last picture
>his smile, optimism and hair
>gone
>>66418711
>being a man child
All super hero movies are shit, you have pleb taste chubs
>>66419007
>a guy slowly balded over 10 years
i don't get it, what's the joke
>Maroon with the premature celly
That's embarrassing
>>66419140
>2016
>not having an nhl.com account
god forbid you use a throwaway email to sign up
>>66419295
No shit, I mean it's the current fucking year
S C O T T I E
C
O
T
T
I
E
Vinny needs a big goal to redeem himself
>Allowing 2 goals to the Oilers
Man the Kings are fucked come playoff time.
brossoit is elite
Tom Hanks is watching the Oilers.
neat
>>66419354
i wouldnt hold my breathe
LMFAO mcdavid what are you doing
>>66419363
It's an even year tard. They're going to waltz through
God damn lucic is strong.
>>66419424
Shut up, Vinny has been great since leaving Philthy, one of the most creative and greatest puck movers ever
>>66419453
This is what their 4 year fans think.
Not like it matters. NHL will be folding after the Oilers win the draft lottery.
>kongs
>>66419473
>Vinny plays so well he decides not to retire
>4.5 M with full NTC
>Lucic forced to walk
I hope he keeps playing well t b h
>>66419515
he has to retire at the end of the season, it was literally part of the trade
>>66419515
He's a man of his word and a legend, plus he was already asked if he still would after he started playing well and said he still is retiring
fuck canada
>>66419557
fuck everything
>broissant
get him the fuck away from the net, hes horrible
>oilels
>>66419557
eh, fuck you buddy
>>66419528
It's not like he's compelled contractually. He never signed a document saying that he has to and even if it did the Kings would be violating the CBA.
>>66419543
GM's lie about not trading players all the time. Would be nice to see the tables turn here.
Thanks Kings, we'll take Auston Mathews, you can have the 2nd round exit.
>>66419594
>muh future goaler
kek
will the lightning sign vinny to a 1 day so he can retire a bolt? i hope he comes to work with the team like andreychuk, he said he plans to move back to tampa and raise his kid as a lightning fan once he retires
>>66419619
>Tripfag
>Literally a tripfag
>>66419557
BLAME CANADA! BLAME CANADA!
>>66419629
I'm sure he will, his jersey deserves to be hung there, and he's a future hof so I'd say it's likely
>>66419629
I don't think he can sign another contract after he retires officially, they'd have to trade for him.
>>66419588
SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE UNCLE FUCKA
>>66419666
>update
>no girl
typical 4chan user.
>>66417704
Reporting
>>66419702
She went to the comfort suites and I'm going to the courtyard. Such a cruel world
Brossoit belongs in the beer leagues.
>You think your team can tank properly
Watch the masters
>>66419666
Update. I'm deep inside a 24
>666
drink safe, pupper
>>66419704
Loving that cat m8
>>66419662
he always seemed like much more than just a player to tampa. hes one of the few athletes i can think of that actually tried to make a real difference in the area.
McDavid
Matthews
Draisaitl
RNH
Dat center depth
>>66419624
Nobody ever said future goalie. Backup was his potential with max ceiling of a tandem starter. But he probably won't accomplish that with the Oilers.
>>66419808
And still won't make the ploffs
>>66419808
Now do their defense depth
>>66419792
>majority of Tampa "fans" still can't pronounce his name right
>>66416526
lol, you really can't make this shit up
>>66419847
>frog language
Vinny is a pretty cool guy and doesnt afraid of anything
> Blew it at home against Dallas
> Flyers down 2-0
FUCKING YOTES, WHY WON'T THOSE FAGGOTS EMBRACE THE INEVITABLE?!? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66419808
More like,
McDavid
Stamkos
Draisaitl
RNH
with Hall, Eberle, and Pulju leading the way on the wings.
>>66419837
Defense? Where we're going, we don't need defense.
>>66419837
Klefbom
Sekera's signed for a long while I guess?
The chimpout guy to bring some meat and taters tuffness to the lineup
And a bunch of AHLers as 4-6D?
>>66419867
Sharks lost tonight.Yotes aren't skinned yet. 8 game winning streak when? Followed by a Sharks 8 game losing streak.
>>66418711
Shit taste. DC should have put out a standalone batman movie first so we don't spend an hour getting up to speed on what is happening with him
>>66419879
Pretty much this. Klefbom is highly overrated though. Sekera is only going to get worse playing so many hard minutes with the Oilers. They should just stop overpaying FAs; they always under preform and end up being plugs.
>the only Stanley Cup that a Canucks fan will be enjoying anytime soon
:'(
>>66416708
Is Don Cherry the white Clyde Frazier, or is Clyde Frazier the black Don Cherry?
>>66419867
agreed knew flyers were heading into a trap game tho
>looking in /hoc/ folder for yotes pictures
>you now remember when the yotes almost went to the stanley cup final 5 years ago
>>66419932
who the fuck is Clyde Frazier
>>66419922
Or they should just stop making cape shit movies.
>>66419744
B-but he's our best goalie prospect? He's still going to be elite r-right?
fuck the flames
FUCK the OILERS
post your cheap shit team medicine
>>66419939
You obviously dont watch basketball, do you?
>>66419931
>tfw it's Easter and my Mom stopped buying me a bunch of chocolate because I'm now suddenly """""""""""""too old"""""""""".
I'm only 27, dumb cunt.
>>66419934
was 2012 yotes made it to wcf not 2011 my bad
>>66419936
Oh shit that's me in the flannel
>>66419930
>They should just stop overpaying FAs
So they should stop signing anyone other than their own RFAs?
>>66419868
>where we're going
To another draft lottery?
>>66419960
Youre a grill? Some hispanic guy is sitting next to me and hes talking to me about trump. I love the south
>>66419957
>my mom probably didnt even hide easter eggs in the back yard for me to find
REEEEEEEEE IM ONLY 22 WHAT DO YOU MEAN IM TOO OLD
>>66419952
Fuck you not posting ass
>>66419984
Yeah, wanna fugg
Good season, Canada.
>>66420005
Youre all over that guy that I'm not into cuck stuff
>>66419962
Basically. They should stop trying to be something they're not as well. Trying to build a team that isn't a grinding gritty team has never worked since the days of Gretzky and co. They should never have started this "rebuild". Should have stayed utilizing their gritty prospect pool and bring on other gritty players that are looking for a chance to play more minutes. Calgary stayed true and look at them; they aren't amazing cup contenders every year but at least they've been consistently competitive. Trading away your better players to cripple your team so it can draft high is a terrible way to rebuild. Creates a bunch of over entitled young players who don't have anyone to show them the ropes, at least nobody they respect.
>>66420023
>A frat boy leads the league
Lmao
>>66419979
The future of hockey. Skeleton goalies and no body contact.
>>66420028
take those napkins
>>66420028
>monster truck on the TV when there's hockey on.
Fucking americans.
>>66420043
meme season tbqh
>>66420043
>mfw Jamie Benn passes him
>>66420023
The curse of weed man is real. No Canadian teams in the playoffs while he's in office.
>>66420011
Now now, don't be so hasty, one team could still make it
>>66420011
Elimination day is close. Gonna get drunk on Molson to celebrate
>>66420099
nice fuckin' tendies
>>66420052
>mad at monster trucks
truly an ebic experience.
>>66420135
I cant understand this guy next to me half the time but he fucking hates the migrants and bernie and loves trump and germany. God bless the south
>>66420036
>Calgary stayed true
Calgary traded Iginla and Bouwmeester, two pieces that are way more valuable than anything the Oilers have had in the past decade. The Oilers biggest problem is that they haven't had anyone worth respecting since Pronger demanded out. Before Pronger they haven't had anyone worth respecting since Weight and they couldn't keep Weight because they couldn't pay him. They were literally knocked back to being an expansion team by the economics of the NHL in the 90s and their shit drafting hasn't been able to fix them.
>>66419281
Eh whats up doc
>>66420168
i love germany too, they make good beers
>>66420099
>I'm in carolina lel fuck the canes no fans
DELETE THIS
>>66419957
whats that picture from?I remember that video was funny as fuck
>>66420221
just accept it, your team is arizona tier
>>66420218
>>66420221
He keeps touching my shoulder guys he might be trying to fag with me. Hes actually not hispanic he's poo in the poo but he fucking hates indians. This is gettin weird I've had 4 shots
>>66420288
he's just passionate about his opinion and wants you to physically feel it
Blackhawks repeat stanleyc up
what a maroon
Give them the McD
>>66420288
Its a custom in carolina that if someone wants to fag with you to fag back. So fag with him you idiot.
>>66420254
http://espn.go.com/nhl/attendance
>tfw last
Truly does hurt. People here just don't like hockey (hillbillies 2bh). I'll never give my mediocre team up though.
>>66420288
Why does he hate indians?
>>66420325
He's talking about divegrass though so he's obviously gay
lelcalvlier getting btfo by mcjesus
>>66420338
Idk but he keeps saying india is big just like the US and he isnt from the nigger part kek
>>66420335
no
>>66420344
Showing him what a real first overall looks like
>>66420338
you don't quit on a team because of fan attendance anyway
also, i feel like only the hillbillies of carolina would like the team, i guess i'm wrong
mcdavid is 5 points behind eichel with like 30 something less games played
>Detroit
>>66420373
To be fair he hasn't been the same since his concussion years ago. Makes me wonder what a concussion actually does to someone.
>>66420343
Ask him what he thinks of the current situation od the USMNT
refpuck 6
connor mcdavids 4
gg
>>66420410
This tbdesu
>>66420206
But they were still consistently competitive in the 90s and early 00s. After their last cup run, and the bad season after, they decided it was time to change gears and sell off everything possible in favor of young stars. These young stars are left to their own devices because there is nobody around to put them in their place; no veteran top 6 players. If they didn't bother with this rebuild shit, and put more efforts into their overall prospect pool, then they wouldn't need big name stars for leadership. They never bothered with that for the longest time and still did decent. They were led by players like Smyth, Smith, Moreau, and Horcoff. Players who actually played hard and weren't stats babies.
I get that Calgary sent away Iginla and Bouw, but it was when Iginla as already used up and Bouw is hardly a game changer. Those were smart moves to make to capitalize on their value before it decreased. It still isn't as bad as the Oilers shit treatment of their vets in favor of the 18-19 year old "stars", which resulted in over-valued and over-entitled players who think they're better than they are.
>>66420417
>Bettmanpingpongballs complaining about refpuck
>>66420416
He said "oh theyre not good, not good at all. I dont know what theyre doing. The womens team is good though"
Hes very drunk
alberta is SHIT
Giroux got knocked legit unconscious by the guy that ended Pronger's career and he didn't even get a penalty for it
>>66420447
not as shit as vanchina
>>66420413
Concussions fuck people up. I read something about what Pronger still deals with, sounds fucking awful
>>66420447
tits(or ass) or gtfo bitch
>>66420447
Hi bb
>>66420464
That's my gf apologize
>>66420344
One would hope, Vinny is like 35 and has had a ton of injuries
McDavid will never be the type of player or person like Vinny was
Nice Vinny dubs though
Hi I heard you guys are more fun that r/nhl so I stopped by for the night.
>>66420472
>g
i have some bad news for you
>>66420479
Post clip art
>Floyers
>>66420413
Messes with your nogan anon. Crosby has never been the same after his head injury either. There can be cases where things are misfiring up there or/and it can lead to a player second guessing himself. A player that normally would have took control might hesitate and choose to pass it off to another player instead. Some players can be just fine, especially if they never used much of their brain anyways, but the playmakers always suffer the worst.
>>66420472
>doan btfo
>jeroo btfo
was the brawl good?
>philthy
>>66420441
>These young stars are left to their own devices because there is nobody around to put them in their place; no veteran top 6 players.
I guess Horcoff, Hemsky and Penner weren't veteran top 6 players in 2007? Or are you going to complain that the Oilers had no GOOD top 6ers? Because if you are then you're being rather hypocritical. Get good players so the players you draft can have someone to show them the ropes but only get good players by drafting.
The League need to start confiscating the Oilers picks
>>66420445
Ask him who he would fuck from the womens team
>>66418032
>66418032
why the fuck do you care so much shut the fuck up
>>66420541
then stop refpucking >us every single game
>>66420512
It was okay.
Floyers got absolutely blown the fuck out, and Simmons might get suspended for a game because of some rule about instigating in the last five minutes of a game.
>>66420445
>>66420542
Also ask him if he has seen Hope Solos naked pictures and show him the roast beef lol
Maybe the league media can stop sucking off low energy career loser Shane Doan now
>>66420542
He might say me ;_; its last call I'm running anyway. Now he's talkint about stephen hawking
>>66420573
/r/ing gif of his retard face after getting crushed
>>66420541
Why doesn't the league start refpucking >us up the standings if they're so sick of >us winning the lottery?
>>66420573
Doan is such a shitty role model
>dirty
>not elite
>would rather play his entire career for an irrelevant team that had no hope of ever being competitive
>>66420573
Why have they stepped up the praise for him so much this year? Is he retiring or something? It seems like there's a piece on him every other day running on the NHL Network.
>>66420586
You should have gotten all this on video m8 sounds fun
>>66420608
It's like praising Duthtin Brown but at least Duthtin's goonery won his beaner team a cup
>>66420614
He brought up field hockey and I jumped to nhl. He said oh yeah I dont watch that lel
>>66420613
hes """commited""" to hockey in the desert, aka hes really dumb
its all part of the bettmans plan to make hockey look successful in non traditional markets, why do you think future mega bust auspic matthews is ranked number one, despite being invisible in wjc
>>66420608
I always liked doan until I saw him really goon it up last game >we played against the sparkledogs. I definitely admire him for dedicating his entire career to his team
>Shane Doan will have his number retired by the Coyotes in your lifetime
>>66420635
kek
Tell him to give it a shot now that the good stuff is gonna start.
So will the avs get a new coach or are they keeping mr.meme they probably wont make the playoffs the rest of their schedule is tough
>>66420712
I think Roy will coast one more year on that pre-regression meme year he had
>>66420708
Ok I'm outside waiting to be picked up by my hotel. He kept telling me losing isnt an option which I think means he plans on raping me
/hoc doesn't like do an. Wow you guys are a bunch of casual faggot meme posters.
>>66420732
Shoulda fagged with him earlier now youre goin to end up like that black guy from pulp fiction getting raped by cletus
>>66420734
Lets channel meme magic to the Canucks so they can btfo the Blackcocks tomorrow
>>66420734
They're just salty Cryers fans and Canadians who are buttmad that Uncle Gary didn't move the team to some irrelevant city in Canada.
>>66420734
Only casuals like Doan because MUH JETS MUH GOOD OL CANADIAN BOY. Casuals never watch Doan (because he plays for an irrelevant team that is never on TV) so they just repeat platitudes.
>>66420732
>he plans on raping me
Welp I hope he at least uses a rubber or you will get aids
Talking about Shane Doan killed the thread much like having Shane Doan on your team kills your playoff chances
>lecavalier
>elite
https://www.nhl.com/video/maroons-second-goal/t-279494836/c-42982903
>>66420879
I think we all worry about drunk anon in a strange place m8 he as said nothing: He probably is now is some ones rape dungeon lol
>>66420753
>>66420775
Madebit back rapeless. Smoked a cig with the cook to protect me. Checked in with stacy at the front desk (shes old sorry) but she gave me free toothbrush, tootgpaste, contact stuff, and 2 free beers fuck yeah. Now I have 2 beds if anyone wants to join me flight is in 4 hours
>>66420923
What team did he cheer for?
>>66420936
Forgot pic
>>66420937
pongoons
>>66420946
Go to sleep dude but don't forget lock all the doors unless you want to wake up with a sore ass and not remember why.
>>66421003
Sleep is for quitters
>>66421003
Check the windows too
I wish i had the energy to go in the pool. Its too cold out
>>66421046
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u96Pnl8yQrA
>>66420908
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XokTRKbzjw
Yeah I'd say so
And why are you trashing on him? He's Canadian and was one of the greatest in the world for a long ass time, not to mention a future hof
>>66421144
Can't remember lol. I have always wonder if you order porn do they charge it to the airline or to you? Also dude get some sun on the white ass legs
>>66419932
You should check out Calvin Murphy for some srs suit game.
>>66420023
Is that the Canadian equivalent of the original JUST pic?
>>66421173
Nah the voucher the airline gives specifically says "room only no hotel amenities" and I'm actually burnt all over but the light is really cheap yellow in here. Thighs are pale though
I dont have any deoderant for tomorrow. I'm stealing this shit
That lucic/brossoit call was a thing of beauty, maybe just don't have refs or reviews or ten minute long challenges or rules or hockey at all
>OEL has been awarded the GWG in the last round against Dallas
>his 8th GWG of the season
>which is the most GWG out of any defenceman ever in a singular season
Is he the most clutch defenceman?
>>66421519
He and Karlsson make lots of clutch golf shots every May
>>66421570
>it's Karlsson's and OEL's fault that their teams are shit
Go to bed, Jake
>>66421597
Yes it is. Barkov is a real clutch player who carries his team to the .
>>66421645
Lol
Florida is overall better
>>66421678
That's hardly surprising, they have an elite franchise center
>>66421404
ah, good ol' fashioned facial bar
You shouldn't be surprised when Patrik "playoffs clutch" Laine gets drated before matthews.
>>66421803
patrik "easiest position" laine picked over a #1 center, yeah i'd be super surprised
>>66421819
Hall and ovechkin :^)
>>66421146
>future hof
He was a St. Louis babby, couldn't even get the Conn Smythe when his team won the cup
http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/top-draft-pick-laine-comes-out-as-vegan-homosexual/
Top lel! New Scrivens?
>>66421876
>manlet st poopie
>>66421905
>st. louis stops playing with lecavalier and starts playing with stamkos
>lecavalier rapidly declines, stamkos becomes a perennial rocket richard threat
>st. louis stops playing with stamkos and goes to the >rags
>stamkos rapidly declines, st. louis goes pure >rags
To le airport
>talking shit about lecavalier
REEEE STOP IT
I cant even board for an hour and nothing is open. I'm glad I made the airline pay for my room I was in for 2 hours that I didnt need. Fucking faggots.
Open up the fucking gate I want a bagel
>>66422345
go through it
>>66422349
Nah the immigrant lady that barely speaks English makes all the bagels and shes there. The dumb faggots that run the store are 25 minutes late and she can't open the gate or sell me shit. She's cool though
>>66422365
Fuck her smelly mexican pussy faggot
>>66422373
She sounded greek. She probs likes the devlels
OEL has scored the GWG in 23.5% of all games won by Arizona this season
Got it
>Jarmo Kekalainen
If one of them sits next to me I'm going to penis them. I havent slept in 24 hours please entertain me I'm dying theres no alcohol
>>66419095
>slowly
>>66419959
dw about it pal
I just gave a 14 year old indian 1000 dislikes on a hockey forum
What a life
test
>>66422538
where are you coming from or where are you going?
Pullju is coming to the Devils
I 've been wondering about the motivation of the Devils to find themselves in the playoffs
But then I figured that it would be good for all involved if they made it in the playoffs: both for the coach who is young and it would prove a lot if he got his first NHL in the playoffs, and the "rag-tag" ensemble of players who despite not having big names among them played their way to the playoffs.
kek, portuguese
the meme expands
http://devils.nhl.com/club/news.htm?id=874779
>Scott Wedgewood (25 saves) is 2-0-1 and has stopped 91/93 shots in his first three NHL starts. Per the Elias Sports Bureau, his 159:34 stretch without allowing a goal is the second-longest scoreless sequence by a rookie goaltender in Devils history, behind the run of 164:18 that Martin Brodeur posted in 1994 (March 7–17).
>>66422840
Doing gods work
>>66422840
>>66422997
well, that's pretty mean
>>66422840
I've done similar in the past
>>66422858
Heading back to your ex girlfriends place. Coming back from your moms place bitch
How Elite is Trocheck?
>>66423167
Need a ride?
Also, happy Montreal Elimination Day!
>>66422997
>>66423157
thanks lads
fuckin faggots shouldnt have IP banned me
This faggot is gay enough to have a ukulele and fucking travel with it. I know one person with one of those and hes a legit homo. Although I just dropped my wallet and the black guy gave it back to me.
>>66423251
That's nice he's taking his wife's bull out for a trip
No train for 20 minutes and no one to bum a smoke off. This is the last step of my adventure
>>66423251
>black guy
>returning your wallet
This sounds like an amazing place
>>66423297
hope a bomb goes off and you are the only victim
>>66423326
boohoo I fucked your mom. Reported to the cia for being in isis
Home. Hungover. Going out to diner then sleeping
>>66423735
I've been enjoying your blog desu
Why is there an American autist telling us all about his stupid trip?
>>66423202
So good he made me forget the horrible Bolland contract
He is risen, /hoc/
Jesus gave us an Easter miracle and made philly lose
God bless
>>66424211
did they lose? good.
are you a devils fan?
is this the holy sunday for catholics and protestos?
>>66420700
>19!
I want a Doan yotes jersey
New thread
>>66424432
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