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Poojew will be a bust
Autism Matthews will go 1st overall and will be a better player than mcmeme
>rags
The lightning will win the Stanley cup
Oilers pls draft Pulju
The meme levels will be off the charts
Connor McDavid is the best player in the NHL.
I hope Sweden makes the gamethread, the wongs have a better record when he makes it.
Mackinnon>bustkov
>>66404694
second for mackinnon>bustkov
>>66404689
>tfw dont know who to cheer for
Can both lose?
>>66404694
>>66404708
even hfboards colorado fans admit barkov is better.
>>66404694
>>66404708
both are pretty mediocre players tbqhfams
>>66404689
Sorry
Pittsburgh @ Detroit
>>66404796
>>66404796
>>66404796
>>66404817
Wild 3-2
>>66404817
>state of hockey
Game will probably go to OT tbqh
>>66404817
Wild 5-2
>>66404807
Finland is fine, too.
>>66404817
wild 2-0
>>66404817
>sportsnet airing fucking boreball instead of one of the most important games of the year
i hope the bluejays franchise folds so i never have to hear about baseball ever again
>>66404883
Probably the wild realistically, with Mackinnon and Duchene out
>People actually think the Caps can win the cup
Are the panthers elite?
>>66404973
well they are fucking showing something
preseason games, just checked
>>66405014
Not according to math.
>>66404912
>boreball
Is there actually a worse sport? The worst part was, when the Jays went on their playoff run last year the bandwagonning became too much to handle
>>66405023
>rags
Welp, at least Corsi did that right
>>66405035
I blame the Jays for a lot of Toronto fans not finally killing themselves.
>>66405035
it was fucking embarrassing, whenever i was driving and saw someone in a blow jays hat i had to stop myself from running them over
>>66405023
>math in sports
>>66405082
Every girl between the ages of 18 and 26 wore a Jays snapback to my uni every single day
At least they'll be shit this season
>>66405132
don't be ridiculous. he doesn't have nearly enough padding on
>>66405132
>it's a bishit gets exposed after the equipment change episode
>>66405215
lundpads will never be elite again
>>66405215
Rip padbabbies
>>66405319
>rags fw
>>66405319
Padqvist was elite? Can you remind me when that was?
>>66405340
>t. lundpads
>>66405319
>again
>>66405319
>hank
>elite
lol when the fuck was this?
>>66405308
>the Lightning are still sitting on 2 elite tendies
I think they'll be ok
>>66405377
They're both heigh babbies who will get blown out by the small pads, or one of them gets taken in the expansion draft
>blots
>>66405397
Vasy is only 6'4". That's not a height babby by any means.
Are you a manlet? You sound like a manlet.
>>66404934
They did okay against the flylels until absolutely shitting the bed at the end
They're due for a big one against the mild
>>66405397
>manlets getting mad at people not even 6'6
>>66405419
I certainly hope so. I'd much prefer see the Avs exit in the first round of the playoffs than the Wild
>>66405416
Are you projecting? It sounds like you're projecting
>>66405419
>vasilevskiy
>elite
>>66405340
>29th worst year on record
>23rd wost year since forward passing was allowed in all zones
>16th worst year since icing the puck was against the rules
>5th worst year since the league expanded to 12 teams
>worst year since the two line pass was allowed
>fine
>>66405397
Vasilevskiy is 6'3 and Gudlevskis is 6'4, is that still height babby? That doesn't really seem that tall
>>66405444
It's not. >>66405397 is just an angry little manlet
>>66405444
Yeah, these rule changes are going to send us back to the Panger days
>>66405529
Right now they're saying NMCs must be protected but NTCs don't. Could change.
>>66405529
The rules for expansion draft have been slightly different every time one has happened, so no one really knows until it happens.
>Cally out
>Flip out
>Stralman out
>Kuch out
When it rains it pours boys.
>watching mild feed
>streamer's watermark is literally pedobear in a mild sweater
kekaroo
>>66405763
>Kucherov out
Kill me
![NHL-Man-Games-Lost-VS-Team-Wins-Mar-19-2016[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/qL0UnRq.png "NHL-Man-Games-Lost-VS-Team-Wins-Mar-19-2016[1]")
>>66405763
boo hoo
>de-toilet
>vasy in net
Eichel
L
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>>66406064
Vasy is so good but the Bolts always play so shit in front of him, and now everyone's injured.
gg kittens
>>66404668
>Pulju
Shit aside, he will be like Kovalev.
>hockey """""town"""""
>wongs
Ice Habs VS Lundspad tonight, wew lads.
BILL
BILL
BILL
Raanta GAA: 2.34
Lundqvist GAA: 2.40
Why dont the rags play raanta more when stats are on his side?
What a night for the top prospects, pulju scores a neat one timer, laine with 2 big goals+assist, Matthews hits hole in one
>>66406436
:D:D:D:D:D:D
>>66406394
They're paying him 10 mil, you don't bench a 10 mil player unless you're the habs tanking.
>wings getting btfo
BILL THE THRILL
I
L
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>>66406524
>mfw the wongs miss the playoffs
>dallas """stars"""
Hockey teams are like boys bands. Like take that or five ... You're all suppressed faggots, comrades.
>refs cucking the wongs
>>66404668
Hall-McDavid-Puljujärvi
Even the Oilers can't fuck this up. No matter how hard they try.
>>66406775
>four unanswered goals
>muh refpuck
>>66406838
Gay is not ok, idiot.
>Red Wings
As if I don't hate Mrazek enough after the first time around.
>>66406909
Why not?
>>66407027
Because they love men's asses and dicks. It's bad, comrade. It's like cocksuckers and ass lickers, but faggots at the same time.
Worse than them are only churkas and niggers.
>>66407099
Stay strong, greatest ally.
>>66407099
russia projecting this hard
>>66407150
Wanna say faggots dislike man's asses and dicks?
The caps are going to get exposed in the playoffs and I'm not ready to accept that reality
>rags
>>66407195
It seems like you spend a lot of time thinking about this.
>Kamensky- Sakic- Forsberg is the best thing that could ever happen to pedolanche.
>>66407266
He must be in the army.
>>66407266
Not at all. We have special tv programs in which they say everything we should know about the world. Very convenient when you have no time for self descoverint nor give a fuck about some events. I remember there was a guy called Kiselyov, when they were talking about if it's ok or not, he said: "there are two cans of blood for donation. One from a gay, the other from a straight. Which one do you choose for yourself?".
Try TV and you will want more.
>team is called the Dallas stars
>the nearest star (singular) to Dallas is 92,955,807 (ninety-two million, nine hundred and fifty-five thousand, eight hundred and seven) miles away
>san jose is currently closer to the nearest star than Dallas
WEW LAD
>Winnipeg JEST
>>66407384
It's more of a, man rape in the russian army is quite common, joke, Caitlyn.
>>66407430
delete this now
>>66407430
That's a 10/10 meme attempt, I hope the shorks win at least one playoff game because of this.
>>66407619
dont bother responding to this autist. he literally just posts retarded things to get yous
>>66407222
Did you see the wjc?
Pulju has the wheels and will to be the guy who does the dirty work and backchecks the shit out of the opponent.
He is relentless, has the skill to play in the top line and doesn't afraid of anything.
>>66406909
>tfw gay
>tfw hockey fan
>tfw like dudes with beards
>tfw playoffs is the best time of the year and all the QT players growing beards is just the icing on top
Feels pretty good man
>>66407648
>norge
Will Roy be fired this year
>top 2 scorers are out
>hey boys just go out there and goon it up.
'Meme' the coach
>>66407681
STOP SEXUALISING HOCKEY
>>66407681
hey guys look smuk is back
I miss Douglas Murray 2bh
I'm really glad the Pens fired that literally who from coaching.
A team with that many stars shouldn't be a fucking garbage offensive team that resorts to gooning before shooting.
>>66407777
Pens are literally american oilers: lots of stars, gays and shit coaches.
>>66407681
not even gay but I'd blow Ekblad's manly man dick no homo though
>>66407904
Because you're a woman. You'd blow everything.
>>66407904
Crazy he is like 19 in that pic
>>66407689
Him and Sakic are tight, Therrien's getting the boot.
>>66407750
why?
He was shit.
>>66408085
>Therrien's getting the boot
BILL BILL BILL BILL
>dillon
what a dumbass
Hey look I hate the pens and all but right now seriously not as much as the >rags
At least the pongs can still win the right games unlike New York who literally lose every game against direct Flyers competitors.
Fuck the Rangers.
BILL
BILL
BILL
BILL
BILL
are we witnessing the rise of asian hockey?
>>66407777
Johnston was garbage. Another year of Sid and Genos prime wasted. It really seemed like no one wanted the job though.
Y>>66407750
I miss watching crankshaft get walked over and over.
>>66407904
Understandable
>>66407904
I know it's you The Neutrality.
>>66408282
Maybe the Flyers shouldn't be so garbage against the Pens too. It's their own fault. Fuck both the Rangers and the Flyers.
>>66408085
>2018
>avs finally back in the playoffs
>playing #2 seed wild, who are looking strong but have been eliminated the last 6 years by Chicago
>avs get swept, Minnesota scores 9 empty net goals
>Roy finally fired, having never won a playoff series
>Both his playing and coaching careers ended by the wild
>found dead in his garage
>democrat detected
>implying i think everyone should get a (you) even if they didnt do any work for it
smd communist :^)
>avs
>I go to take a poop
>based Parise scores
>I only know because I can hear my family cheer from the next room
Pretty good Easter sp far lads
why is roussel such a salty fag, bros?
>>66408411
They haven't had decent netminding since Lindbergh died.
>>66408070
Not possible. There's some fuckery going on I demand a birth certificate.
>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs>wongs
Holy FUCK the wings suck dick
>next hasek
>roussel slashes Haley and skates off as refs hold Haley back
>fights Wingels
lol Roussel's such a fag
Lelmao how gay is roussel
>refs are ass and have it out for the wangs
>pongs score so many goals it doesn't matter
Wongs literally got gangbanged and have semen dripping out of every orifice.
>>66409014
>>66409045
>pulling another man's hair because you can't land a punch
rolling on the floor rofl'ing pretty hard rn
>Zach "moneybags" parise
>good
lel no
>oduya in ward's face
WE BLACK ON BLACK CRIME NOW
>1ones
>inb4 stars ""fans"" come out the woodwork like oilels fans
>Letting Jordie score on you
>Shorks
HAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT
>"hockeytown"
>"hockeytown"
>"hockeytown"
>"hockeytown"
>"hockeytown"
>mfw an avs ""fan"" thought they were a playoff team near me
Parise haters BTFO
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The pens are still the best suck it nerds
Thanks redwings
>babcock laughing all the way to the bank
Haha time for suicide
>>66409279
>we
>Zach "I'll bolt for bucks" parise
>good
>>66409469
>beaners
>>66409551
Posting superior Minnesotans
>>66409582
This desu
>>66409469
>wall
>>66409595
fuck off horse fucker
>>66409595
>Pedesota dentistry
>>66409582
Link plz
>St could st losing to a literally who
A..at l...least the wild are up right la?
>>66409646
>>66409595
HORSE FUCKER
>>66409646
put your name on and make memes you faggot
>>66409582
>Year 1+2015
>Having a blog
Get with the times pervgramps
>>66409640
>>66409699
>>66409721
He literally posted a link to download these with these filenames over the summer
>>66409830
horse fucker
>>66409792
Is North Dakota the actual state of hockey?
>>66408671
Hextall was better than Pelle.
The only reason Lindbergh is such a legend is because he was good and drunk drived himself to death.
>>66409830
>smuk in damage control mode
we want you back you stupid fuck, just put your name on already
>>66409830
Well then posting them makes you a horse fucker by proxy
>rags
>rags
>rags
>>66409867
Lol no
>bending over and changing your name for sjws
whioux a shit
>>66409792
Friendly reminder that a "North Dakota" hockey legend is, and always will be, Minnesotan.
>wongs
>>66409967
Are most of the players on the team from Minnesota?
Literally the best player to ever play the game
Why won't he ever leave me alone bros?
Just relentless
>>66404689
>sat in the wrong thread and didn't understand how it could be so dead
The loss is n me..
Why do Minnesotans care so much about completely irrelevant exhibition hockey?
All they ever talk about is high school games.
>>66410113
>those ads
Simply disgusting m8.
National rosters based on current point totals and scoring paces (These are not subjective rosters)
Canada
Jamie Benn - Sidney Crosby - Mark Stone
Taylor Hall - Tyler Seguin - Corey Perry
Brad Marchand - Joe Thornton - Wayne Simmonds
John Tavares - Connor McDavid - Claude Giroux
Brent Burns - Kris Letang
Mark Giordano - P.K Subban
Drew Doughty - Tyson Barrie
Russia
Artemi Panarin - Evgeny Kuznetsov - Vladimir Tarasenko
Alex Ovechkin - Evgeni Malkin - Nikita Kucherov
Nikolay Kulemin - Pavel Datsyuk - Nail Yakupov
Sergei Plotnikov - Artem Anisimov - Valeri Nichushkin
Andrei Markov - Dmitry Orlov
Dmitry Kulikov - Evgeny Medvedev
Alexey Marchenko - Alexei Emelin
Sweden
Daniel Sedin - Niklas Bäckström - Loui Eriksson
Filip Forsberg - Henrik Sedin - Patric Hornqvist
Gabriel Landeskog - Carl Soderberg - Gustav Nyquist
Alexander Steen - Mika Zibanejad - Jakob Silfverberg
Erik Karlsson - John Klingberg
Oliver Ekman-Larsson - Victor Hedman
Mattias Ekholm - Anton Stralman
USA
Johnny Gaudreau - Joe Pavelski - Patrick Kane
Max Pacioretty - Vincent Trocheck - Blake Wheeler
Zach Parise - Alex Galchenyuk - Kyle Okposo
Brandon Saad - Jack Eichel - Kyle Palmieri
Ryan Suter - Dustin Byfuglien
Keith Yandle - Shayne Gostisbehere
Kevin Shattenkirk - Nick Leddy
>>66410170
Minnesotans really really like minors
>>66410170
Let them have it dude, it's lol they've got.
>>66410102
Yes, and Alberta or Manitoba. They have had very few players actually from NoDak.
>>66410170
With respect anon, perhaps this is a fanbase that *you* don't fully understand, either. A long time ago, I was in Burma. My friends and I were working for the local government. They were trying to buy the loyalty of tribal leaders by bribing them with precious stones. But their caravans were being raided in a forest north of Rangoon by a bandit. So, we went looking for the stones. But in six months, we never met anybody who traded with him. One day, I saw a child playing with a ruby the size of a tangerine. The bandit had been throwing them away. That man's name?
Zach Parise
>>66410102
Literally no one lives in ND so yeah
>>66410170
Probably because >we are the only ones with quality high school hockey. It's ok to be jealous little man, it must suck not ever playing hockey in your shit state
roy on suicide watch
>>66410199
>Stamkos not on team Canada
Pari2e is bad??
???????
??????
>>66410385
He sucks
>>66410380
>we are the only ones who gives a shit about high school hockey.
That's really sad. Have you guys considered getting a hobby, like learning guitar?
I'm a cute little trap who likes hockey and the Kings. I want Kopitar to fuck my boypussy so bad while Doughty nuts in my mouth.
college hockey is utter shit, jesus why did I even bother
>>66410509
Have you considered learning how to read little buddy?
>>66410199
>Sergei Plotnikov
>yakupov instead of Kovalchuk
lol. Are you even hokkei?
>>66410487
>8th in pts
>4th in goals
You should try watching hockey, it's pretty exciting. It's tough to follow the puck at first but there's a few tricks to picking it up quickly.
>SHORKS
>>66410580
>National rosters based on current point totals and scoring paces (These are not subjective rosters)
>the city of russian reading comprehension
>jone2
FUCK
>>66410509
>mfw trying to learn guitar for 20 years.
>can barely master Nothing else matters and Stairway to heaven.
>10 years younger little brother shreds every fucking song ever after 5 years of learning.
Talent is not just a buzz word.
>>66410199
Panarin- Anisimov-Kucherov
Ovechkin- Kuznetsov- Tarasenko
Kulemin- Malkin- Kovalchuk
Radulov- Datsyuk- Nichushkin
Make it better. You can't.
>>66410385
Again, the rosters aren't subjective it's based on NHL point totals. Stamkos is having a down year and hasn't out paced any of those players.
>>66410580
Kovy isn't in the NHL, I can't adjust Euro-league totals to NHL scoring.
Where were you when the Wongs gave up 7 (seven) goals while chasing a playoff spot
>>66410695
Nah not talent, learning curve. You grasp stuff so much faster with a young developing brain. Practicing does much more for kids than adults
>>66410723
Panarin- Barkov-Kucherov
Ovechkin- Kuznetsov- Tarasenko
Donskoi- Malkin- Kovalchuk
Radulov- Datsyuk- Nichushkin
>>66410315
There are more Canadians than minnesotans
>>66410695
I hear you. Father was a guitar master, multiple albums, toured for a while, worked for Gibson.
I've tried 8 or 9 times in my life to pick it up, only recently have I made any progress. Almost have Smells Like Teen Spirit and a few acoustic songs down.
I hate children good at music now.
Who can stop us?
>>66404638
Tampon Gay sucks dick tho
>>66410851
The second round
>>66410851
The refs
>>66410851
Any team with decent defense
>>66410851
Your own defense
>>66410859
>Habs talking shit about Tampa
Please continue, I need something to laugh at in the face of these injuries
>>66410851
niemi and lehtonen
>>66410723
>Malkin and kovy on the 3rd line
JUST
LOLZ
2-7
ROY THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>66410807
Korpikoski - Draisaitl - Pakarinen
Laine - McDavid - Puljujarvi
Hartikanen - RNH - Rajala
Jonensuu - Matthews - Salinen
Rate
>>66410851
>.902
>suomalainen tavoitetaipumus
>>66410775
I'm 28 years old. I started playing guitar when I was 8 years old.
When I was about 16 I started to teach my younger brother how to play guitar.
He was just a fucking toddler. By the time he was 13 he played stuff that made my jaw drop.
Talent is not a buzz word, some people are just born to do shit.
>>66410851
>us
basement stairs
>Janmark singlehandily winning this nights sweden vs Finland
>Rantabusts fails to put up points against anything else but kids yet another time
You know, sometimes you just have to watch divegrass to realize how great we have it in hockey.
>no theatrics
>no egomanical players in the same degree
>no oil money completely ruining the sport
>drafts and salary cap creating balance
>playoffs
>no away goal rule
>enough games in the playoffs that a series can't be decided by a team having a good day
>clock stopping at interruptions means no time wasting
>no money invloved in trades themselves
>no ties
>few enough fans that the threads stay comfy
seriously improving hockey is a matter of tiny details, it's fucking perfect
>>66410807
Where's Purjalalvi?
>>66410798
KIWI
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>>66411041
he's swedish
>It's a "Patrick Roy pulls his goalie with 10 (ten) minutes left in the game" game
Fucking.
M A D M A N
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>>66410859
WEW LAD
why the hell are you even posting here anymore
>>66411009
>tavoitetaipumus
what
>>66411027
Also
>no commercials
>no whistles every 10 seconds
fuck I love roy
>>66411009
>tavoitetaipumus
Is North Dakota the comfiest state in USA? I dream of living in there in a small town. Then again my mental image of Dakota is 100% formed by HBO's Fargo.
>>66410723
Panarainen- Aanissimoov- Kuucherovainen
Ovechkiinuula- Kuznetsainen- Taaraasenkjaula
Kulemiaki- Malkula- Kovaalchuukiane
Raduulaa-Datsyuukiauki- Nichuushkiskanen
>shorks
Will they ever clench a playoff spot?
>Landescock
Literally rivalling dusthin brown for worst captain
>unironically pulling your tender with 10 minites left
Wew nice strategy you have there Mr. Roy
At least this game is over so I can focus on the St. Cloud game.
>>66410940
that pic looks really old desu
>>66411343
what did he do now
>>66411314
Seems comfy as fuck desu
I'll move with you pekka
>>66411314
Up/northern Wisconsin to the Rockies is all the same
Breddy comfy
>>66411027
and no sandniggers
>>66411314
Fargo is a comfy-tier city with good bars and some loose college qt's.
The rest is literally shit tho 2behonest
>>66411314
looks like canada desu
>>66411334
They have to the pac division is garbage.
>>66411303
>>66411270
I typed "goal" and "tending" in google translate since I couldn't get the word by itself.
By what did I mean by this?
>>66411386
Basically let Granlund score on an empty net with 10 minutes left
>>66411375
No kidding
They're both retiring to Tampa, probably get comfy jobs with the Bolts like Andreychuk and Dingman
>Granlund - SH EN Goal (11:06)
Wat
>>66411541
MADMAN ROY'S WILD RIDE
>>66411541
Patrick Wah, everyone
>>66411541
Roy is the lunatic we deserve, but not the one we need right now
>>66411314
All northern Minnesota and eastern North Dakota towns look like that lol
Like a spitting fucking image haha
>>66411541
the best coach in hockey
>>66411541
wow i thought that guy was kidding when he said roy pulled the goalie with 10 min left
>>66411659
>not pulling your goaler whenever you're losing
>shorks
>>66411834
>mfw some nigger couldn't take a hit from a 5'11" manlet
>>66411314
Nope, it's Sweden tier
>North Dakota is one of the top resettlement locations for refugees. According to the U.S. Office of Refugee Resettlement, in 2013-2014 "more than 68 refugees" per 100,000 North Dakotans were settled in the state.[29] In fiscal year 2014, 582 refugees settled in the state.[30] Fargo "Mayor Mahoney said North Dakota accepting the most refugees per capita should be celebrated given the benefits they bring to the state." [31] In 2015, Lutheran Social Services of North Dakota, the state's only resettlement agency, was "awarded $458,090 in federal funding to improve refugee services."[32]
SHARPIE IN THE SHORKS POOPER
>SHORKS
>>66411869
>calling the prince of plover a Manlet
Rude DESU
Also
>shorps
Help an east fan out. How are the Sharks so bad with such a healthy mix of veteran talent and young guns?
That settles it lads
bandwagoning the flyers for the playoffs
>jon3s
>mfw the shorks choke a 99% playoff clinch
>>66411659
He does it a lot.
Roy is a fucking moron and a hothead as a hc and doesn't really have any other redeeming qualities but his work with the kids.
I'm sure he could be a great assistant.
He gets too involved and tries to pull some epic hollywood shit in real life all the time.
>>66412027
>choke a 99% playoff clinch
Thats impossible anon, that would be like being 3-0 up and losings the series.
>>66412053
actually the goalie pulling stuff is the his only redeeming quality
his system is fucking terrible and built around winning in the qmjhl
>>66412027
I'd laugh my ass off, but I don't see the Coyotes winning every remaining game
>>66412053
But you could argue he has fucked up MacKinnon's development. From rookie phenom to fourth line in his second year
>giving McCleod an A
>Rantabust
>8 games, 0 points, -7
B-bUT hE Is BETER than NYlander xDDD EBIN BENIS xDDDDD LE FINLAND XDDDDDD
Cucked again by your masters. That's why there's a C on your flag.
>captcha: select all images with mountains
>>66412572
both are busts, nylander also fragile and wont have a career in europe either
>>66412223
Or a stars """"""fan"""""" existing prior to 2015
>>66412651
Nylander is alrady lock for #1 C
RAntabust is locked in CHL for the rest of his """""""""career"""""""""
Nick bonino had 5 points today
who here /collegetourney/???
>>66412452
MacKinnon has some real holes in his game.
He doesn't really have anything but speed, stick handling and shot. No real brain for the game.
This is not Roy's fault but Sakic's for picking him ahead of Barkov, who is clearly going to be far better going forward.
I'm sure MacK is going to be a star and carve out a career that looks similar to Rick Nash but man what a fucking steal by Dave Tallon.
Watch Barkov lead the Panthers to the SC and win the Conn Smythe.
What is /hoc/s equivalent to CHAT SHIT GET BANGED?
>>66412572
Rantanen was 2 years younger than Nylander was in his debut.
Rantanen went on to destroy Nylander in the AHL.
Nylander got the call up for the lelfs and has scored at a whopping 0.5 ppg rate.
This is literally the only hope of Swedish hockey.
>mfw
>>66412833
>caring about exhibition hockey
Just...why?
>>66411903
It's all hated though by the populace.
Don't imagine Heidcamp returns as a senator
Lutheran Social Services has to be shadowrun by straight Jews tho for real. They do it in Minnesota too
>>66412867
Bustkov can't skate though
Mackinnon>bustk0v
>>66412871
What does that even mean?
>>66413038
Reminder that Nylander still plays for an AHL team, but in the NHL
>>66405444
Crunch fan here. Gingervitis is trash even if he was a manlet.
Should I make a Michigan vs North Dakota gamethread?
Should be a good game
>tfw oiler game is only being broadcast on some weird multicultural channel and will probably be in punjabi or some shit
kill me
>>66412871
Go away nigger
>>66413038
They are 5 months apart you nigger.
Fucking ban norwegian cucks already
>>66412833
Ferris State here.
Didn't think our team had it in them this season.
>>66413267
are you fucking retarded?
Sweeden getting BTFO by Oyvind
>>66413267
Every time you come here you desperately start defending nylander even when no one has mentioned him
Relax sister
>>66413295
it's always this one autist who aggressively chimps out every time someone doesn't worship nejlander
Bust like a finn, end up in the bin
Win like a swede, an easy path to succeed
>>66413087
Barkov is probably faster in straight line than MacKinnon but what he lacks in explosiveness he more than makes up in awareness.
He is just always in the right place,
The only edge MacKinnon has on Barkov is his explosiveness and considering how big Barkov is, I doubt he never matches it.
The rest goes to Barkov.
>>66413113
Reminder that Rantanen got those 9 games as a taste, because Avalanche could do it without burning a year in his ELC. Throwing Nylander on the NHL ice at that age would have been considered assisted suicide, so hold your horses Sven and let's just see things unfold.
Rantanen is way ahead where Nylander was at his age.
>>66413295
Really?
>>66413038
>Rantanen was 2 years younger than Nylander was in his debut.
Wrong
>Rantanen went on to destroy Nylander in the AHL.
Wrong. Nylander destroyed Rantabust and even when playing with concussion Rantashit can't produce more despite playing in a literally kiddy tier division
>Nylander got the call up for the lelfs and has scored at a whopping 0.5 ppg rate.
Better than McConnor for starters. Also reffs have taken 3 clear as the sun assist points away from him because reasons
>This is literally the only hope of Swedish hockey.
Literally the tip of the iceberg. 2017 draft will be all sweden
>>66413484
And the rest of the autists give him time out of their days every time he does. So who is really "winning"?
>>66413494
thats so fucking retarded. kill yourself. hurr huur let me steal shit from the finns and try to pull it off as my own
>>66413084
Yeah, I imagine. When I think of rapefugee cucking the last place I think of is ND
>>66413504
>Barkov is probably faster in straight line than MacKinnon but what he lacks in explosiveness he more than makes up in awareness.
Lol no
He gets out skated by a 50 year old man nightly
>He is just always in the right place,
>The only edge MacKinnon has on Barkov is his explosiveness and considering how big Barkov is, I doubt he never matches it.
>The rest goes to Barkov.
The only thing Barkov does better is defend.
Mackinnon is a better skater, better shot, better stick handling.
Barkov is carried by his linemates in terms of offense
Decent checking center
>>66413576
the one who doesn't act like a retard
>>66413583
you mad
My erection is so large
>Eakin
WHAT
>eak1n
>n1emi
>>66413504
>Barkov is probably faster in straight line than MacKinnon but what he lacks in explosiveness he more than makes up in awareness.
My fucking sides. Get off the fucking proxy already mongolshit.
Bustkov is the slowest fucker on a line with Jagr. Go fucking figure.
>>66413484
Sure is autism to be correct and not being a fucking gypsy shit like you
>>66413603
This is an anonymous anime imageboard. It does not matter how much of a retard you act like. What matters the most is who wastes less time here tbf
HONEST QUESTION
Why does /hoc/ seem to care so much more about two or three northern european prospects than the actual NHL? It's been going on for a while now.
>>66413614
not at all sperg. stop stealing shit and trying to pull it off as OC
>>66413669
because the europoors have a hard on for their shitty busts, while not having a one team to root for in the NHL
t: im one
>>66413698
Yeah, you mad
>>66413664
>What matters the most is who wastes less time
well look at the huge paragraphs that guy produces
he's legitimately damaged, finns fucked his girlfriend probably
>>66413547
>Wrong. Nylander destroyed Rantabust and even when playing with concussion Rantashit can't produce more despite playing in a literally kiddy tier division
Nigger what? Nylander was a compliment piece in the best team in the AHL, Rantanen is matching his pace as the only good player in the worst team of the AHL.
He is basicly doing identical ppg with no help at all.
>Better than McConnor for starters. Also reffs have taken 3 clear as the sun assist points away from him because reasons
muh reffs holding willie back
>Literally the tip of the iceberg. 2017 draft will be all sweden
I hear Urho Vaakanainen is the top ranked player from Europe. He doesn't sound Swedish.
>we are now at the point where it is safe to say there will be literally no Canadian teams in the playoffs this year
>the biggest cup contending teams are from California and Florida
this is truly going to be a meme playoff series
HERTL
>ni2mi
WE COMEBACK NOW
>>66413599
>(you)
>>66413630
Same brah. Crushing Colorado made me feel better in our team
>>66413669
They are more way more interesting in the hhockey world right now
>>66413754
You're right, he's not really winning. But neither are the ones who respond to him each and every time
>>66413802
>(delusional Mongol)
Fuck off
what matters is that kneelander is a small weak swede and has already been concussed once
his career is basically over
>>66413827
the winners are only the ones who don't go here
>>66413839
>(you)
>>66413864
Indeed
>>66413865
ran out of delusions pekka?
Why don't you claim rask is a top ten goalie again, haven't heard that one in a while
>>66413754
A gypsy fucked you mother. It was your father.
>>66413759
Rantashit was playing against the Ottawa Snes and Toronto Laffs and Vancouver cucks of the AHL every night.
Yes 3 points that no one can explain why he did not get. Would put him on 10 points in 13 games.
>Urho Vaakanainen
He is not even worthy of sucking Linjegrens dick.
Also get off the fucking proxy already. You already admitted to having Norwegian and american proxys before
>>66413934
shut the fuck up
>dullas stors
>>66413650
This whole post is nonsense. I expect nothing less from a sharia law state.
>>66413599
So Barkov is riding old man Jagr and superstar Hubeys coat tails and somehow ends up with better ppg than both and absolutely murders them in advanced stats and eye test?
DUDE
>mfw you can disregard all Canadian posts because regardless of city or territory you know their teams aren't in the playoffs and they're probably fucking idiots just like their front offices
>>66414052
Just turn the proxy off
>>66414119
Those pants are /fa/ as fuck
>>66414106
Imagine their butthurt every single playoff game this year
>>66413934
you should propably kill yourself.
I mean how pathetic your life must be?
You spout some absolute shit on the internet in hopes someone replys to you, so you can spout some more nonsense.
I mean why are you still living?
Hanging yourself is easy and painless. The lack of oxygen in your brain gives you high before you start choking, just do it my man.
>>66414106
They already have enough on their plate. No need to rub it in.
>>66414052
>eye test
Hahahahaha
Also Florida is one of the worst advanced stats teams in the league.
>guy in a >rags lundpads hat in the airport
>I can't stop laughing at him
Lmaoing @ every single one of you lol lmao
>>66414119
That picture doesn't mean anything to me.
Sorry.
>>66414169
If I killed myself I would miss out on Finland spewing retardation after retardation about mediocre finish players and never winning Olympic gold
>>66414222
It's your people.
Feel proud of their glorious culture
>>66414219
I almost forgot we get to watch Canada BTFO the world again this year.
>>66414192
>eye test
>Hahahahaha
Care to elaborate?
>>66414219
>giving a shit about exhibition hockey
You cucks will watch anything
>>66414248
What mediocre players are Finns spewing about now?
Winning the Olympic gold is hard for a small country.
>>66414308
Cheers M8
Top bantz
>>66414252
Okay.
>>66414208
best post itt imo
Norway>Sweden
Final:
DAL 4 - 2 SJS
>shorks BTFO
>Shorks thought they had a chance
>>66414333
>>66414358
>>66414390
Nice fucking try Pekka.
Turn off the proxys and go to bed
>>66414287
Your eyes are biased to think any player from Finland is good.
Kill yourself
>>66414401
lmao fuck off beaner
>>66414390
Norway>Sweden>Binland imo
>start playing well, looking like they'll be on a roll heading into the playoffs
>only need 1 point for a week straight to clinch the playoffs
>lose 3 straight at home
Is it too early to kill myself or too late?
>>66414441
The true Scandinavian pecking order
>>66414436
>Salty shorks tears
>>66414451
too late, youre stuck on the ride now
>>66414451
Nah bruh, it's just the right time. Post vids while you're at it!
>>66414462
I'm a hurricanes fan nice try though
>>66414496
RARE
>>66414496
prove it
>>66414432
Are all of the eyes of other people than yours biased?
Everyone sees that Barkov has the team on his back. You seem to be pretty obsessed.
Barkov is not going away, he is going to be a superstar for the next 15 years and each year passing by you sound more and more stupid.
>>66414496
enjoy the goat finn
1. New York
2. Michigan
3. California
4. Massachusetts
5. Wisconsin
6. Minnesota
Ah, Scandinavian-on-Scandinavian violence ITT. Fun times!
Why is Fighting Sioux an offensive name?
>>66414565
I'm the only one making OC for the canes
>>66414586
I like Eddie Lack the most desu. He's unfortunately a Sw*de
>>66414570
but they cucked denmark out of their oil
>>66414654
Being a liberal is a mental disease
>>66414586
Aho is going to be a good one.
So fucking smooth on his skates and those hands.
This is the real next Saku Koivu. Just pray the god he doesn't get cancer or his eye poked out or his knee destroyed twice.
>>66414654
Sioux means snake IIRC and was a name given by the whites to mean aggressive/ violent
Shork shork shork, shorky shork shork.
>>66414776
Don't you mean tiburon, Pablo?
:^)
Who /late-seasoncollapse(again)/ here?
>>66414795
No way, Jose.
>>66414723
Prime Saku Koivu was one of the most exciting players of all time. He was on his breakout year, leading the league in scoring, got hit bad and broke his knee and was never the same again.
One of the big what if's in hockey history.
>>66414584
Your eyes are biased mongol
You and the other Finns in here that obsess about your mediocre players
UND got 24 shots against Mishitgan in the 1st period alone.
Looks like I'll be going to Dawn of Justice tonight mates, this one was over before it began
>>66414349
>There is more gold in this picture than the entire Canadian reserves
>>66414812
it's been worse
>>66414844
>needing reserves when you have an infinite source of gold
>>66414834
Please go away. You're fucking annoying.
>>66414893
>supporting finnish cancerposting
Go fuck yourself, cuck
>>66414654
Cash grab mostly.
Won't get racist or political here.
>>66414726
Pic.
Was never used offensively whatsoever.
The butthurt came from the "Fighting" part of the name
>canadians shitposting
lmao every thread
>>66414844
>watching that piece of shit
You're such a faggot chubs
knights
>>66414914
cuck cuck nigger nog nig nog mongol cuck nigger caitlyn
There I've said all of your posts for you. You can take a break now.
>>66414862
>tfw your organization is mediocre
>>66414960
Juolevi
>>66414862
Frosted tips, fuck takes me back to 2003
>>66414960
BASED
>>66414960
knights
>>66414914
You're the one cancerposting and breaking the spirit of /hoc/
You don't even have any arguments other than lel bustkov a shit lel
Barkov is a fine young player and Panthers MVP by far.
This is real talk, the bustkov meme was a long time ago, we've since covered pig and many others. Post roosters and shut the fuck up.
Are the canadian junior leagues a meme? or are they actual proper leagues
>>66415059
all canadian leagues are a meme
>>66415059
only the OHL is real
the other 2 are bust factories
Where the fuck did Quinnipiac come from
>>66415059
OHL > WHL > USHL > QMJHL
I know the USHL isn't Canadian
>>66415020
Those arent frosted tips
>>66415059
Canadian junior leagues produce more NHL talent than the rest of the world combined.
You tell me?
>>66414844
>1-1
End yourlife chubs
>>66415176
Dude is the biggest faggot on /hoc/ by far
>>66415059
1. OHL
2. WHL
3. QMJHL
4. Minnesota High School
5. Junior A
6. SM-Liiga
7. SHE
8. Extraliga
9. DEL
>mfw the Condon breaks
>>66415242
>frenchies
>>66414586
>>66414960
>https://twitter.com/TheDraftAnalyst/status/713768603003330563
>Steve Kournianos
>@TheDraftAnalyst
>With a straight face, I would take Aho ahead of both Marner and Strome in a 2015 re-draft. Actually, I'd probably be smiling
What did he mean by this?
>>66413269
this first round has been all about MAXIMUM GOALS, they must be grateful just to get off the ice
based JT Miller
>>66415242
Looks like Josh Hartnett
>>66415257
daily reminder that this guy sucks dick and jacks off to ponies
>>66415263
aho is objectively the best player not in the NHL right now
>>66415257
>all that rookie of the year talk a month into the season
>>66415322
this is why playoffchance percentages is a meme and a half
>>66415289
can name 5 prospects off the top of my head who are better
Considering the pro leagues of Europe where juniors get to play with pros, excluding meatballs, how would hoc rank them as prospect producing leagues?
No meatballs means no meatballs. Gold talent only.
>>66415289
>objectively
k
>>66415376
there is no 18 year old who dominates a league as hard as aho does. defensively and offensively.
Canadian meme junior leagues dont count
>>66415376
Right now?
I bet my anal virginity you can't.
The kid is magical.
>>66415273
>rags
>>66415446
>rags
>>66415437
Fuck off proxy Finn
Nobody cares
>>66415446
>rags
>>66415470
>rags
Reminder for fans of playoff (i.e., American) teams: bring troll signs to the playoff games to BTFO of Canacucks.
>>66415473
>everyone who disagrees with my shitposts are Finns
Tonight we are all Finns.
(actually Québécois)
>>66415494
gay
>>66415528
Yeah nah
Fuck off proxy finngolian
>>66415494
atleast canadian teams will get both Pulju and Laine
>>66415473
Why would you say there are 5 better right now and not name even one?
Are you stupid?
>>66415557
>>66415565
>not taking the opportunity to troll the fuck out of Canada on national TV
Plebs.
Is Trocheck elite?
>>66415558
I'm not even a Finn but holy shit please tell me what made you so butt hurt about the Finns?
Which will happen next: A player that was developed in Finland wins the Calder Memorial Trophy or a Canadian team wins the Stanley Cup?
>>66415570
he's not me but k:
matthews, pulju, laine, strome, dvorak, marner, tkachuk
all of these guys r either better or just as good
>>66415603
>>66415422
"no"
>>66415604
He is pretty elite.
Dropped Bjugstad down a notch and now Panthers have 3 legit scoring lines.
It's going to be a hell of a job signing those guys in the near future.
>>66415618
pulju and laine are not even close to the level aho is playing. dont know about the rest but i got a feeling you are a goober
>>66415611
Canadian cup. A healthy Habs team with some moves in the off season and a coaching change will be dangerous.
>>66415655
cool, gj watching finnish hockey
real hockey happens in north america in smaller rinks
get a clueeeee
>>66415650
Barkov and Bjugstad are already locked up. I don't see the other guys being a problem.
>Finnish goaltending
>Corey Perry in charge of fighting
Holy shit that was hilarious.
The reffing in this Floridabowl has been awful so far.
>>66415618
Marner, Strome clearly not as good. Not even close right now.
Undrafted prospects: 2 of those guys are playing in the same league and neither is even close to him.
Pulju is his team mate and Aho is the one with the team on his back.
https://twitter.com/IslesWhiteSUV/status/713872818363047941
what did he mean by this?
>>66415792
>tfw you will never meme live on TV
https://streamable.com/dxdt
>>66415792
I guess duck hunting is popular in Carolina
Aho suffers from Finnish heritage disease which means he's a massive bust
>>66415754
>>66415888
Aho is good, but this overhypeness is laughable
Rantanen is about the same level as him I'd say
Marner and Strome are easily better
>>66415733
he's just a memer, not a tough guy
>Branson Manning
come on Don
>>66415959
buddys a bean pole irl
>>66415941
Marner is literally the next Giroux
>>66415970
An overrated bust with one good year?
>>66415960
>THE LEFT WING KOOKS AND ALL THAT
hehhahahahahaha
>>66415979
Giroo leads the league in points since 2010-11
>>66415979
>Giroux
>bust
That's a good one m8
>>66415979
u watch hockey u say?
>>66415989
how many cups or individual awards in that time?
no olympic golds either
wew
>ALERT >ALERT >ALERT >ALERT >ALERT >ALERT
>WINGS BTFO
>AVS CHANCES SLIPPING AWAY
Red Wings Schedule (85 points, 7 games remain):
>L vs PITT
vs BUF
@ MTL (2nd night of back to back)
vs MIN
@ TOR (2nd night of back to back)
vs PHI
@ BOS (2nd night of back to back)
@ NYR
Flyers Schedule (85 points, 9 games remain):
@ ARI
vs WPG
vs WAS
vs OTT
@ PITT (2nd game of back to back)
@ DET
vs TOR (2nd game of back to back)
vs PITT
@ NYI (2nd game of back to back)
Bruins Schedule (86 points, 7 games remain):
@ TOR
@ NJD
@ STL
@ CHI
vs CAR
vs DET
vs OTT
Islanders Schedule (87 points, 7 games remain):
>L @TBL
@CAR (2nd game of back to back)
vs CAR
vs COL
vs PITT
vs TBL
@WAS (2nd game of back to back)
@NYR
Wild Schedule (85 Points, 5 games remain):
>W @COL
vs CHI
vs OTT
@DET (2nd game of back to back)
@WIN
vs SJS
Avalanche Schedule (80 Points, 6 games remaining)
>L vs MIN
@NAS
@STL(2nd game of back to back)
vs WAS
vs STL
@NAS
@DAL
>>66416001
wat u sayin u son of basterd bich
>>66416024
the islanders have 9 games remaining
2nd about to start
Go Bolts
>it's another lightning fuck up the pp episode
kill me
>>66416011
How many cups or Olympic medals does ovechkin have? Youre pretty stupid m8.
>>66416028
how can u watch hockey with shit for brains, eyes and ears
>>66416011
>no olympic golds either
Yeah Chris Kunitz has one, clearly the better player
Phillies pls
At least go into OT
>>66416043
woops forgot the buffalo game
>>66416118
and the flyers game
which you counted for the flyers but not the islanders
>>66415941
Rantane is younger and has a much better pedigree than Aho.
Marner and Strome are Aho's age I seriously doubt they would be doing what Aho is doing right now in the Finnish elite league.
Aho is obviously the best player not in the NHL right now. Key words being: Right and Now.
Who knows what future brings? Marner and Strome have better pedigree than Aho and can certainly catch up. One thing to keep in mind tho. The only thing preventing Aho from being a top 5 pick were worries about him not being able to gain enough muscle.
He is not a nobody out of nowhere, he was considered one of the most skilled players in the draft and that's why the Hurricanes secured him early in the 2nd when he wasn't even the highest ranked Finn at that point.
>>66415986
Cherry needs to check his meme privilege
>>66416068
u mutherfuker i wil be fuking yor mother u son of bich, top top top secret see u biching hed, i wil put my lulla in her vagina u little shitty basterd, then i wil be yor new dad us shit!
>>66416048
What's it like being in the presence of Barkov?
>>66416140
just found out nhl.com only shows a certain amount of games on the schedule if you sort by team, JUST FUCK MY AUTISTIC LIFE UP SENPAI
I've been banned for a few days, so naturally I stopped watching hockey altogether. What did I miss /hoc/?
>>66416173
Pretty autistic.
>>66416173
Unimpressive desu
More worried about Bobby Lu and Ekblad
>>66416173
It is a truly empowering experience trust me i've been there
Floyers, we will let you into the playoffs but only it you promise to beat the capitals in the first round for everyones amusement.
>>66416144
not saying Aho is bad but
finnish league isnt even best league in europe,
its still international ice, neither of those two have a chance to play in the AHL or europe so its apples to oranges anyway
he's not objectively the best player not in the NHL right now, I'd reserve that for matthews anyway
>Lightning build some energy
>Penalty
Oh it's this again.
>Canacucks
>>66404638
Great thread everyone.
>>66416058
Did you miss the individual awards part?
>>66416089
yes
>Another Tampa penalty
Gary calling in some help for the Cats.
>>66416236
The Finnish league isn't international ice bud.
They play on a hybrid ice, it's between international ice and the NA ice..
The Finnish league is as close as it comes to Canadian hockey in Europe.
>>66404638
>implying the NHL hasn't been outcucked by the USA a thousand times over
>>66416144
The Finnish league isn't the best gauge for "professional" hockey though. It's great he's putting up those numbers at 18, but it still means very little. He has to show he can compete in the non-manlet more aggresive North American game. Too many nobodies who can't cut it in the NHL go and dominate the Finnish league, as well as other European leagues. Those leagues are only consistent in proving young goalies and dmen are ready for the NHL level.
>>66416324
Except for all the manlet forwards.
Preds have 18 shots on goal 10 minutes in
>>66416331
That's a great way to Finnish this thread.
I'm not proud of what I just typed.
>>66416324
It varies.
They have some smaller than international but they have plenty of int'l sized rinks as well.
Bud.
>drop your stick
>opposing team gets a slashing penalty
That is some grade A bullshit right there.
>>66416377
Had to be done though
>>66410199
>Zibanejad
not to sure about Mika making the national team. The sens have had struggles, and his inconsistency has been a factor.
>>66416331
ehh what?
The European leagues have produced tons of players what are you even asking here?
>Emelin's flying stick
lel
>>66416381
I don't know about all that. I just watch the hockey.
Bud.
>Stamkos 10 feet ahead
>Icing
Holy shit these refs are retarded.
>canadiens
Nice to see so many Finnish league experts here
>>66416262
Just end it senpai
Without Kuch and Cally and Flip, we're missing so much if our talent tonight
Not that we don't fuck up regularly with them there too
>>66416472
NEW
>>66416472
NEW
>>66416417
Their minor systems produce players. Their "professional" leagues are where mediocre players go to retire and unready young players go to warm up. Stats in those leagues don't provide a consistent way to gauge a players worth at the NHL level. Many young players will put up mediocre stats in European leagues only to put up more impressive stats in the NHL, and vice versa.
>>66416467
>Canadians
>posts Finnish
What did he mean by this?
