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Old >>66360931
UPCOMING EVENTS:
3/25 - Legacy FC 52 (Sampson vs Schnell)
4/2 - WSOF 30 (Branch vs Starks)
4/8 - Legacy FC 53 (Lima vs. Trocoli)
4/10 - UFC FN 86 (Rothwell vs Dos Santos)
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Nurmagomedov vs Ferguson)
4/16 - Bellator 152 (Freire vs Campos)
4/16 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Kato vs Watanabe)
4/22 - Bellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (Cormier vs Jones 2)
5/8 - UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/14 - UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
>Cuckshank to Rizin
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/3/24/11296198/daron-cruickshank-signs-with-rizin-ff-set-to-debut-in-april
wgaf about the rest of the shit
schaub
>>66367011
Bethe is coming for that belt, her striking is really one of the best in the division
Connor won the first round and was winning round 2 before nate got his lucky submition
>>66367117
#JustSayin
So what does heem even mean?
Also, anyone try out that new UFC game? I played the trial on Xbox and online was just everyone playing Conor and he seems overpowered.
>>66367516
google heem sleepy. click on the 2nd result
>>66367516
This asking what heem means meme is getting out of hand
Sup guys
>>66367050
What's wrong here, exactly?
What does heem mean
Is McGregor the new edson barboza? (Memey style with glass chin)
>>66367867
its kinda crazy how much the body can accommodate a child or children. Stretchy af.
>>66367948
We have to see Mcgreg get very rocked or ko'd before we anoint his glass chin. Mendes has been king of the glass jaws lately but nothing compares to the ko coming to struve soon. That big useless fuck
>>66367711
Your eyes?
>>66367924
Who is that?
>>66367050
her form, too vertical, need to push more into ground
How do you pronounce bunda?
>>66368039
S-H-O-B
Nate was just on sportsnation on espn he in very good spirits i havent seen him smile this much in years. He mustve really been struggling its very cool to see him get such a big payday and another one when they do the rematch. Hes gonna get even more guranteed money for showing up this time aswell.
>>66368039
boon-duh
>>66368056
I hope he sells a shit ton of shirts
post heems
lads im having a 90s breakdown, listening to mariah carey and watching ufc 16
>>66368039
bun duh
>>66368154
Isn't that the bullshit that started the AKA/kings rivalry?
>>66368245
Cockhold and Cormier stirred some shit too
>>66368254
Who?
Cut off over 20" of hair today. Feel complete freedom of movement.
>>66368433
r u a grill?
>>66368433
Alri rose
Giz ye number
>>66368245
Rockhold and Werdum go back to Strikeforce. Rockhold was a cock guy backstage before he had any sort of name for himself and Werdum didn't like it. From what I've gathered Werdum verbally embarrassed him in front of other fighters and Rockhold has never recovered.
Anyone got some webms of Fedor (aka, the GOAT)?
>>66368466
>Werdum verbally embarrassed him in front of other fighters and Rockhold has never recovered.
lmao based Werdum
>>66368449
>>66368465
Nah. Started growing it when I 19, had the long hair hippie thing for a few years then manbuns were in style for a while so I kept it longer. Now I'm donating it to cancer kids (unlike PVZ)
>>66368475
not many
EYO JON
>>66368502
no one gives a fuck bro
go blogpost on reddit
>>66368154
He's fucking right there honestly.
My parents are Mexican. I was born in America.
Since I'm a cocksucker I'll say Chicano but I was born and raised American.
>>66368433
Tell me you're talking about your head
pls
>>66368508
delete this
>>66368466
>Werdum verbally embarrassed him in front of other fighters and Rockhold has never recovered.
Oh god that actually sounds real.
>>66368514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5BFfs1cuWw
>>66368528
Just downvote my posts I'd you don't like them, bro
>>66361166
>schaub
>800k
how about proofs there bud
>>66368056
link senpai
>>66368691
I don't think he was making 800k. Vitor might have been making a lot. He is huge is Brazil. For whatever it is worth to you, rogan has said he's seen Schaubs proof/forms that he was making six figures a fight though. I don't think he would have a reason to lie about it.
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/3/24/11300936/ufc-fight-night-85-medical-suspensions-frank-mir-hector-lombard-given
>Hector Lombard: 180 days or cleared with head CT scan; 45 days no fight, 30 days no contact
But yeah the ref did a perfect job, nothing to say here
>>66368691
Did you just ask for a link to something that aired onTV? Wow what a stupid piece of shit you are. Let me guess, youre a low income bitch that doesnt get ESPN.
>>66368778
i'm a millennial who's evolved past the need for cable television
i only have/need internet
>>66368475
>fedor goat
>>66368752
low six figures then senpai. 150k tops for that loser lmao
>>66368778
fuck you oldfag, I don't need the jew box like you
>>66368939
I'd assume it is on the low end of six figures, but really not bad for a unranked-low ranked heavyweight.
I'm happy for Nate. He seems to have finally made it.
>>66369047
Why do americans dress like 14 year olds going to thier first school dance
>>66369165
It's called smart casual
>>66369047
anyone have feetpics for the grill on the right?
>>66369047
i'm a fan of LZ Granderson even tho he's a literal homo
>>66369047
>tfw he'll now be for all his life "the guy who beat McGoobzz"
>>66369165
probably because caring about fashion is gay
>>66369198
no you weirdo
So /heem/ you want that real shit right here?
>>66369299
I want that real money fight
>>66369250
what's her name? I have to see then NOW
>>66369047
It's a good thing the UFC has a normal sized human being to promote the UFC now. Conor would look ridiculous in this photo.
>>66369337
Michelle Beatle
>>66369371
hnnnnnnnnng
>>66369337
How are you an American on spuh and not know who Michelle Beadles is?
>>66369417
holy fuck those toes look like fingers
are those considered nice feet to footfags?
how tall is koksal baba lads?
i need to know for a project
>>66369494
5'9''
>>66369446
You're starting down a dark path, friendo.
>>66369562
would he heem joe rogan?
>>66369611
if he can avoid rogans leg kicks
http://www.ufc.com/media/Fight-Night-Zagreb-Free-Fight-Rothwell-vs-Mitrione
>>66369446
Footfags much like anime fans are mentally ill individuals, so probably.
>>66369694
i was memeing tbqhwy, I don't like feet
>>66369446
>are those considered nice feet to footfags?
You tell us, footfag.
>>66369791
the state of your logic m8
>>66368514
YOU GUNNA LET ME SUCK THAT DICK OR NOT?
I'M PREPARED TO DIE TO SUCK THAT DICK JON
>>66369720
how can you like sports and not like feet?
they are a vital element
Who are some fighter that qualify as true warriors like Artem (11-12)?
I'd say BJ Penn is a good contender depending on how he performs in his return.
>conor was outboxing nate til he gassed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtsOF3Mx4Ik
>>66369870
>h-he won the first round
>>66369864
Shannon Ritch
Something like 53-85, and still going
This guy should replace Dana when China buys the UFC
http://www.ufc.com/media/Fight-Night-Zagreb-Free-Fight-Baba-vs-Beetlejuice
>>66369870
That honestly kind of pisses me off because while it not only dick sucks the shit out of McGregor but also ignores what the two of them were doing in that first round.
McGregor was doing some neat fucking shit. But so was Nate.
So instead of McGregor getting timed shots in on a skilled boxer the narrative is that he was swinging at will at a guy whose striking was leagues worse than his.
>>66370146
I legit think Nate won the first. Conor landed far better shots in the opening minutes of the second than anything he threw in Round 1
lads, will rockhold vs bisping be the qtest match ever?
>>66369870
>>66369921
Both those things are fucking true, fucking 209 faggots thinking they are untouchable
Wait until they fight again when Nate isn't 20lbs heavier than Conor, that fucking pussy ass bitch.
Conor dusts him in the first round
>>66369864
Bob Sapp
>>66370088
i'm trying to think of a dank tagline for my poster
>>66370190
It's just not the same without the irish flag, I appreciate the effort though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-MHpIqr06E
Why would you lie about being a black belt?
>>66370229
T-thanks
>>66370228
nice
>>66370190
crymore bitch. come to stockton when your 20lbs less of a faggot
>>66370232
youtube 'stolen valor' for entertainment
>>66370232
People claim stuff like that all the time
Mostly sociopaths, its instant "achivement" that the average person you tell wont be able to fact check
>>66370232
You can go find hundreds of stolen valor videos on YouTube of people pretending to be vets. 99% of people won't call you on your bullshit.
>>66370232
>I'm sorry sir
LMAO what a faggot
I don't normally like Schaub, but he makes a good point
http://youtu.be/51jn3ep5Ang
>>66370232
>>66370391
why is it that only americans value these things
>>66370574
MUH TROOPS
>>66370574
>>66370611
Because our military actually matters.
>>66370633
USA USA USA USA
>>66370654
Agreed. Thank you.
>>66370611
shut the fuck up mohammad
>>66370633
No they don't, not recently
All the wars you went into since the 70's were disasters
>its a heem talks military episode
see you tomorrow
neetrex lads
>>66370187
>bisping
>qt
>>66370670
>the Islamic caliphate of France
you wish you had our military and intelligence right now
>>66370693
Bring a relevant flag when you come back.
>tfw ISIS will never attack your country
feels good t b h
>>66370187
watch it and let us know
1 bong and 23 bings away
https://youtu.be/OdubY9b1Ud0
>>66367117
i'm not surprised
>>66370850
how are either of those men qualified to commentate jiu jitsu?
>>66369665
OHH
>>66370850
>tfw furpuck and college apehoop tonight
Guess I can watch this on saturday
>>66370945
HE HURT HIM
>>66370960
whenever I see furpuck I just imagine a hairy cunt swallowing a puck
>>66370939
Callen has a really underrated kicking game
>>66370670
*sweeps NATO base*
>>66370939
Callan has no right to be doing anything but commentating on high level MT matches but he's funny as hell.
Schaub does BJJ loves BJJ but is a complete and utter retard in getting shit across when it's about BJJ.
>>66369349
Those media goofs look like retards.
>>66371017
Schaub's a mediocre brown belt, they should have at least got someone who knows what they're talking about
>>66371050
Demian Maia has highly praised Schaubs BJJ
>>66370982
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9IfSOxqC2I
Rogan's no match for frozen water
yfw Nate is cashing in 10+ mi for the two fights combined
>greg
>>66371074
Is this what happens when you smoke too much heefer?
>>66371123
Where does Nate go after he beats Conor again?
Probably in his financial interest to lose this fight then get a trilogy going.
>>66371123
>FUCK THIS LITTLE BITCH
>FUCK YOU
>>66371072
fuck schaub
>>66371156
yes but it will probably be given to nick
>>66371156
gsp
>his favorite division isn't HW
>>66371156
Kek, that'd make sense but you can bet your ass if Conor beats Nate he might never get a fight with him again.
After Nate beats him I think he goes for RDA, though this could be an issue because by that point Khabib could have dominated Cucuy and would probably be next in line if that was the case.
>>66367011
Lads, crazy Russian schizophrenic Nazi man is out of prison and coming back to the UFC! get hype cunts! cant wait to watch this fucking nut fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvaNG91gegA
>>66371214
PED starved HW is the worst thing to ever happen
>>66371156
If conor wins (big if) he probably won't let nate get another chance
>GSP was a clean athlete
>>66371214
HW in 2016 is shit, just a bunch of old fat guys standing around and hoping for a one punch KO. Welterweight is the most stacked division
>>66371144
10/10
Would abduct
>>66371144
Is that Paige's friend?
>>66371144
Wow. Top edge.
>>66371242
he definitely wont
but a Nick fight might have enough momentum going for it then that jew mcprostitute might consider it for the shekels
>>66371273
this wouldn't have happened if she had a gu
>>66371281
She's a model for hunting gear. Paige is just reposting from Chad who hunts.
. . .Edgy Brah?
>>66371144
>name is literally pratt
Don't know why but it got a smile out of me. Tbh I think this place is getting to me. I'm becoming a heartless dickhead. Please someone send help I don't want to become this.
>>66371296
USADA should verify Rory's whereabouts
Do any of you cunts actually practice any form of combat sport?
>>66371334
Hop in your isolation tank for a couple hours and reset
Claim your boy
what did she mean by this 1/2
>>66371376
20 hours of jitz and rasslin a week, what about u
>>66371386
how do i achieve tim kennedy mode?
>>66371385
I can't even tear myself away from here. If I'm near a Computer I'll probably be on 4chan. I can feel myself turning man
It's bad
>>66371376
Used to box.
Now I'm just trying to get in shape so I can start jitzju.
>>66371416
Single mother wanting Nick to be her cuck beta provider for her and her hellspawn?
>>66371334
Why is he seeing through through Turkish flags ?
>>66371429
Dude you can be a fat bastard and still do jitz, it's a good way to get in shape
>>66371376
BJJ every saturday bitch
come spar w/ me
>>66371144
Greg is 30 bananas a day
>>66371457
>>66371429
>>66371402
Irish boxing Ulster national champion, i could fuck any of you nerds up any day of the week
>>66371444
Grinding my way through school left me obese as fuck.
Still I might as well. I already have pretty much everything ready except for trying to figure out a good schedule.
>>66371474
that's like being the boxing champion of my gym tho
>nerds ITT literally threatening to beat each other up
Is this thread a satire of the internet?
greg is killing me he sounds like dana
>>66371474
can you defend the double leg ?
>>66371474
I don't understand. You're the national champion or the Ulster champion?
>>66371510
Weebs BTFO
>>66371508
back to eddit newfriend
>>66371497
You are aware Ulster is one of the four provinces of Ireland? Its a pretty big place with plenty of hard cunts
>>66371510
>I like turtles
>>66371527
I dont have any training but striking desu familia
>>66371529
Ulster national champion
>>66371545
the whole country of ireland has the same population as my citys metropolitan area
Anyone have screencaps of dana responding to people on twitter?
>>66371421
Yes, you can stop. The old you couldn't stop. That isnt you right now. That isn't you tomorrow. What are your goals in life? Write them down. Every second is a new oppurtunity to become who you want to be. Growing is not comfortable. Comfort is the antithesis of progress. Remind yourself of that constantly. Now sack up, turn off your computer, get a good nights rest and be ready - tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life.
>>66371566
But Ulster is a province/region, not a nation. That doesn't make sense. It's like saying I'm the Ontario national champion or Paris national champion.
>>66371474
My takedown game is fierce, id go straight for the nuts and grab double underhooks while you try to defend
Sheeeeeit
>>66371640
S E L L O U T
Need a Rose Namajunas gf
>>66371640
the most expensive slap nate could land in his lifetime
>>66371591
Thar's nice and inspirational Rogan but
>goals in life
I don't have any
Take me away from 4chinz and I'd probably just play vidya all day, failing that I'd just be lost. I don't know man, there's a poor lass literally missing and for some reason I get a chuckle from some prat saying he hopes she got killed by a bear. That's what gets me here, it's not funny and a few years ago I probably wouldn't have laughed. It's stupid shit. I need to feel again
>>66371591
>sack up
sexist pig
>>66371618
kek
luke thomas has an obsessive desire to phrase his opinions in the most obnoxious way possible at all times
>>66371640
I don't believe that image until you back it up with a source senpai
>>66371738
/heem/ is not your blog faggot
>>66371762
it's on bieber's insta m8
>>66371792
kek
Nate is so chill
Nate will lose his next fight vs conor just because of the sheer fact he's a multimillionaire now
>>66371701
Have a Rose Namajunas webm
>>66371762
>>66371792
On Nate's too
>>66371851
Nate is being paid to throw the fight by dana, it gives him a big payday and reignites the conor meme
>>66371895
thats actually a very good possibility
>tfw it's been three weeks since Conors' apparent ''not a big deal loss'' , yet he hasn't been very vocal on social media
>tfw he used to have an urge to inform us about his omnipotence and endless materialistic wealth on a daily basis
I miss old Conor.
>>66371738
>goals in life
>I don't have any
You do have goals, you just don't know how to articulate or achieve them yet. You are clearly disabilities with what you're doing. You're giving into your weaker self. Your inner bitch has made you forget what you dreamed of as a child. Your true self isn't dead. That is why you are feeling conflicted. There is a disconnect between what you want and the steps you are taking to achieve it. What is your vision of a perfect life? What do you do to make yourself feel fulfilled everyday? The process is what will give you fulfillment, not the finish line. Self improvement can start with the simplest things and you can build momentum from there. exercise, proper diet, and a proper sleep schedule are the three things everybody should get in check before moving onto anything else. Every great journey starts with one step. Now go to bed.
any quick way of making webms except sony vegas ?
>>66371941
He said he loves memes lads what more do you want
He's hitting the gym ye
>tfw no miesha feet to massage
>>66371990
WebMs for Retards
That's literally what it's called btw
>>66371990
http://video.online-convert.com/convert-to-webm
>excuse of the weak
Pretty clever ctually
>>66371941
i miss the meme machine also known as 'el tapo' as well my friend
>>66371990
https://github.com/WebMBro/WebMConverter/releases
Download the latest Converter.zip. Don't run ffmpeg.exe you baka, run WebMConverter.exe. And I shouldn't have to tell you to extract the zip file first. Also, don't click "Download ZIP" on the right side of the page, that'll only download the source. (unless you want to compile it yourself, obviously)
No ONE FC for like 3 weeks.
>>66372053
Jon and DC are non ironically two very clever niggers
>>66372088
>tfw no legacy fc for 3 months
>>66372085
Thanks for the virus you fucking peice of shit
>>66371941
i gave you fair warning
>>66372132
>taking credit for my work
i guess ill take it as a compliment you thief
>>66372132
>>66372164
nate didn't really win guys, why else would president dana white make the rematch?
also where's nate's belt if he won????
>>66372228
Fair points. I feel like a goof now.
>>66372203
(You)
>>66371376
BJJ in a gi 3-4 times a week, sometimes some extra wrestling.
Extra kettlebell stuff, running, lifting
Used to play Judo, but only reached senkyu lol.
My competition record is pretty bad overall lol
>>66372228
cheque m8
>>66368910
Fedor definitely is the GOAT. Go watch a few of his highlight videos.
>>66372228
>nate's belt
didn't you see the customized bong he got for beating conor?
>>66371477
Get in shape or /heem/ will come heem you
Get like Nate and always be in shape and ready
>>66372124
is it really a virus or its just not acepting .exe ?
>>66372256
Lol I don't even know what your angle is or who you're trying to convince (we are on 4chan bro). Obviously you and I know the truth of the situation and your shitposting can't change it. It is amusing though.
>>66372334
lol
>>66372286
>highlight videos
That's what people say about Tyson
>I rate Fedor
>>66372343
I argue with myself on the chans too when im utterly bored
>>66371376
K1/Dutch Kickboxing/Muay Thai for 2 years
Freestyle/Greco Roman for 6 months
Yoga daily and weightlifting 2 times a week.
want to start judo soon
>>66372299
I'm honestly thinking about going vegan.
No meme or nothing. I just like eating meat too much.
>>66372434
That's pretty weird tbqh
>>66372434
savage
>tfw still can't believe goobs posted "I love memes"
>>66372299
I think I've his level of physique almost, or at least as far as natty will go. My strikes are lightening quick:https://youtu.be/gT7xt_qBUCw. 5 years kyokushin and judo experience here.
>>66372500
my mom uses the word meme everyday man
>>66372500
he is friends with my coke dealer and he said one time his favourite thing to do after a day of training is to just shitpost on heem
>>66371988
>exercise, proper diet, and a proper sleep schedule
>tfw none of those things
Nice words though senpai, you copying them or typing them up? I'd go on but this nigga >>66371782 right desu getting too /blog/
>>66372540
does she look like a deckhand with scurvy too?
>>66372670
why? want to fuck my fathers wife?
>>66372425
Fedor actually fought and won against good fighters tho. And unlike DC, he actually beat his rival. :^)
>>66372575
it would explain how conor's meme game is on the cutting edge
oh oklahoma city is playing now, finally get to see some A level athletes
>>66372527
This is /heem/ we don't get ready we stay ready
>>66372773
>le sherdog maymay
Cancer
>>66372710
truly avant-garde in his choice of memes
absolutely relentless in terms of meme generation
his utter dedictation to memes is a joy to witness
>>66372833
Imagine Joe talking about goobs meme skills in a hype vid
>>66372604
Typing myself and I really am being sincere even if it comes off as cheesy.
>>66372833
a meme savant, if you will
https://youtu.be/OdubY9b1Ud0
Soon™
>>66372833
he puts memes above himself, there's no other explanation to this Nate Diaz madness
McMeme will die for image reactions
>Tfw my cardio is elite
im a grinder lads, i can go all night long
>>66372604
>>66372872
Also, pick one of those things to focus on first. A lot of people overwhelm themselves trying to make huge changes that they can't sustain and then just end up demotivated and back where they started. Baby steps are the key to success.
>training when you can literally buy guns in a couple days tops
what's next, being a wagecuck?
i love it i love it
>>66372976
Can't grind when you're asleep m8
How long after the opening bell of JBJ vs DC II will we hear the phrase "EMBRACE THE GRIND"?
>>66373058
>what is bruxism
>>66373088
I just learned a new word
>>66373030
>eating when you can just tube yourself
whats next, walking?
>>66373110
the city of america
>>66373119
>walking when you can use a mobility scooter
USA USA USA
when is dana signing this QT?
>>66373159
That ass is fat.
>>66373159
mark hunt?
>>66373159
good post
>>66373159
>all that cellulite
>>66373199
Take your proxy off, Conor
lads, nick and nate seem to be very similar, why can't nick cut to lw again???
>>66373156
He tried but she wanted the invicta tittle first
>>66373224
i don't like fat people, sorry
>>66373242
Nick is naturally heavier than Nate
How the hell does Janny get to the bunda so quick? I swear you can see shit stay up for ages but the sight of bunda and it's gone in seconds
>>66373288
I was wondering the same thing
>>66373251
>50% of your """team""" have been proven cheaters
>>66373288
CP and cuckposting stay up longer than bunda. Hmmmmmm
>>66373331
>Implying they're even needed
>>66373251
>lobov
>trex
GET THE FUCK IN HERE
http://youtu.be/OdubY9b1Ud0
http://youtu.be/OdubY9b1Ud0
http://youtu.be/OdubY9b1Ud0
>>66373375
no don't start yet please
>>66373375
>jew jitsu
>sponsored by a snake oil company
pottery.
>I thought one of you was Chael Sonnen
>>66373088
That was actually pretty clever
>>66373422
How did you know I was watching that interview right now? Get out of my head and into my guard, bro.
>>66373375
WHY DOESN'T THE GOVERNMENT STOP ONNIT?!
BE THE HERO OF YOUR OWN MOVIE.
Who /hero of your own movie/ here?
>>66369047
He's a multimillionaire from one fight.
To me that shows how fucked up the UFC is. Both Diaz brothers have put away dozens of fighters that are leagues better than McGregor. But he only makes money when he goes up against the WWE bullshit event.
Are Nootropics a meme?
>>66373499
>multimillionaire
a bit exaggerated
>>66373499
it's a PROMOTION based on fighter's PROMOTING themselves for large audiences.
larger audiences = more money
he just beat arguably the best PROMOTER the ufc has had in it's history
>>66373440
I'm watching it right now. Nate is awesome. He's pretty great in these smaller conversations. But I get now why he's so different when it's fight time.
>>66373375
>total human optimization
>sandbags and sandals
>warrior poetry
>warrior nail polish
>Monkey kettlebells
>clubs for real strength
>pro force hemp oil and protein
>people fall for it
I've come to the conclusion that Ariel was fired for all of his free agency talk. That is what he was talking to Rory about this week on the MMAhour and the big story he has been pushing this year.
>>66373499
The way I see it, Nate is infinity more marketable then Nick is. If Nate was to become champ, the UFC could rely on him to fulfill his media obligations, pressers, etc. Once you go mainstream, once you are a champ, you become another piece for the UFC's marketing machine, and you get shopped around to sell the product. I think Nate could be a decent at it, Nick would be a fucking disaster.
It also doesn't help that Nick hasn't won a fight since 2011.
>>66373499
Casuals won't tune in to see who the best fighters is, they'll tune in either because of external hype (e.g. Ronda Rousey) or mandrama like Conor
That's how to draw the casuals in masses and casuals = money
It is a shame that's how a MMA organisation works, but it is what it is. You bring in the money, you get that money
Do you think we will see anybody employ the SCHAUB SHUTDOWNS today?
lads
what the fuck is an onnit
>>66373553
nope, someone said he made 3,5 mi from that fight
even if that's grossly overstated winning that fight made him into UFC 200 where he is guaranteed to make at the very least 5 mi, probably north of 10 tho
>>66373553
I'm sure he made well over a million from ppv points, + his 500k.
>>66373568
Which is embarrassing. It's terrible WWE banter.
Okay, not as bad as Cormier saying he wants to suck Jon Jones dick, but it's still pretty shit.
>>66373630
Nate literally doesn't give a shit about belts, he is a chill dude though but I don't think being Champ really even interests him much unless there's good money
>>66373667
Whatisonnit.com
>>66373703
>implying I'll give rogan hits
Damn that slam into choke was nasty
tappy
heemspeak anyone
Holy shit.
>Callen tries to ask a technical question about the match
>Schaub doesn't know the answer so tells him to shut up
What is this trash? This isn't jit jitsu. You'd never see Rener do that shit.
Do you consider Joe Rogan white? Is he a real martial artist?
Can you tell them to delay it a bit lads, I need 5 or 10 minutes
I'll bring back snacks
>>66373753
ill get on in about 10, just playing ufc 2
Are you allowed to oil check in this tournament?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6PMNZx3QNo
How impressive is this?
>>66373778
It's hook the leg and lean forward.
Thats all he had to say.
>>66373804
I hope they are healthy NatureBox snacks
>>66370232
That's in North Miami Beach, Blackhouse a shit and fuck Fightsports
>>66373798
if you're under 5'8 you're an honorary non white
>>66373798
Can white people be real martial artists?
>>66373886
mcgregger says no
>>66373896
Nate says yes
>>66373886
of course not white people are by nature extremely disrespectful and rude
just started watching, why the fuck dont they have edgy brah or even hogan?
>>66373853
>tfw 5" 7' 1/2
>this match
>womens mma
>>66373926
but you're already the real deal hassam
why is there a lack of large joint control i.e. controlling the shoulder with the squeezing of your thighs to secure an armbar
Seo Hee Ham
Ericka Almeida
Jessamyn Duke
JJ Champ
Julianna Pena
>>66374047
>Seo Hee Ham
cute
http://taima.tv/r/Onnit
Watching Onnit Invitational. Some shitty grappling tournament powered by Alpha Brain. Commentary by Schaub or whoever
>>66374146
you should take any chance to not go on taima
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdubY9b1Ud0
They kicked Castillo out? Top kek
lads i gotta pull 3 wisdom teeth in 12 hours, i do get extra heem points for not taking anesthetics?
>>66374168
>lets talk about hair
this is why you don't work on TV anymore, brendo.
why the fuck are nates sub 85 in the ufc 2? Seems like it should be 90 atleast...
>>66374207
>taking anesthetics
literally the best part m8
what does the ref say at the start of the match?
war?
Will Conor still be relevant after another loss to Nate?
>this commentary
i wish Rampage would storm this shit with JR and take over the booth
>>66371415
sterons
I find it gut-bustingly hilarious that Tim tries to pass off the whole "I'm so clean and I despise PEDs" image. US Army has a massive PED culture and the dude was in an SF group no less. In reality the motherfucker probably pisses steroids
what are you guys watching?
Cant wait until /heem/ is forced to g/asp/
PHAGGOTS
>>66374394
kek thats torture
>>66374407
http://youtu.be/OdubY9b1Ud0
>>66370350
that's right --- you tell him Nate
Did Ariel explain why he got shitcanned on the MMA Beat?
>>66374430
I did one tournament with EBI rules in gi. Lost via ankle lock, but 10 minute no points is really tiring
>>66374490
is that you jackie chan
>>66374490
lol damn..... How much do you get deducted for getting yellow card?
can someone post that audio webm of daniel saying he wishes they'd let him next door so he could suck jon's fucking dick?
i have friends doubting that he said it
pls italy if ur around or anyone that saved it
>>66371376
no. i don't lift either. i'm just a casual. ronda is GOAT.
That was actually sort of cool. Fun stuff but it made me realise I don't know shit about jitz
Are there any breaks I need a piss
>>66371376
>>66371402
>>66371429
>>66371457
>>66372258
>>66372452
>>66374571
i would heem each and every of you
>>66371376
Folkstyle and Greco
>>66374608
I'm enjoying it too. I'm excited for EBI next month now.
>>66374671
adan i'd literally kill you
>>66374545
10 percent nigga
>>66374671
Come to Toronto and I'll dazzle you with my hand speed
>>66374796
why did he tear the stuffed dog
IMAGINE YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE
Rogan is a fucking meme
why haven't you taken your alpha brain today yet, /heem/?
>my ability to form sentences seemed smoother
>>66374671
I would easily sub you br0 with brutal neck crank
>yfw Joe Rogan leaves the UFC and is replaced by pic related
Hey /heem/, what are your "Keys in the Cage"?
>>66375226
Striking, Grappling, Agression, and Ocatagon Control
Can't decide whether to go to sleep or grab something to eat
>>66375371
sleep tubby
>>66375391
I'm a bit hungry but OK ;_;
>>66375361
>>66375408
>
>>66375424
Dammit I didn't mean the meme arrow I meant a question mark
>>66375223
He's being replaced by Robin Black.
dam. 2 quick matches in a row.
>>66375509
>He's being replaced by Robin Black
I would be OK with that
holy fuck boys my life is on super fast forward but I'm making a lot of money
tell me buds, has heem been good lately?
>>66373331
>posting a cheater while talking about cheaters
>>66375721
bretty gud
>>66375721
A...adan?
>>66372575
>my coke dealer
are you the same guy who took pictures of him at a party
>>66375750
that's good, I'm glad
>>66375771
I've been super busy bud. We got a whole string of jobs right in a row that not many other companies bid on and I didn't really expect us to get them.
We even got a couple that I didn't even quote properly and I just threw a big price at because no one else bid. So anyway, I'm super fuckin swamped bud, I have no time to post.
>>66375226
eye strikes
>>66373646
No lol
Dana has been a jew for a long time
The whole its only because McGregor money! meme is bs
Hes been underpaying forever and casual fans like you who perpetuate this you have to sell to get a decent wage meme just let him get away with it.
McGregor vs Diaz wasnt even the highest selling PPV. Theres always been enough money to pay the fighters well, the Diaz brothers have always had big draws but were underpaid along with other fighters.
>>66367050
who is that?
>>66375853
>McGregor vs Diaz wasnt even the highest selling PPV
have they released the stats yet?
>>66367050
H I G H
>>66373499
Even as a fighter though Nate has looked alot better than he ever has in his last 2 fights, it's not a coincidence that his pay has been improving massively recently.
>>66375721
>hiring this
I shig. #CanadianRegufees
>>66375943
Holy shit
>>66375979
Betch Bunda
>>66368514
objectively not funny
>>66376032
T E S T
>>66375846
>I have no time to post
Hopefully it stays that way desu
There's a reason /heem/ has been good lately
>>66375943
oh my god
wew lad
Given that they are both losing their next fight, what's the chance of a Jon Jones vs Chris Weidman new york superfight?
>>66375943
>doing it for free
Is DC going to kill himself after he loses to Bones Jones? Jon is battering him on social media and DC looks like a child everytime they are interviewed.
I feel that if Jon puts a beat down on him, DC may just kill himself
>>66376064
lmao yup thats me bud
>>66376237
it's been total shit though
damn that kimura was sick
lads what do? bored here tbqhwy
>>66376368
Imagine if your life was a movie...
>>66376309
he will move classes. either back to hw or move to mw and stop being a lardass
>>66376309
Nah, he's content now that he has the title. He'll just concede that Jones is better.
>>66376368
play touchbutt in the park
So do I have to buy the tournament or do they release it free on youtube later?
I only caught the suplex to choke before life called me away.
Do you think DC has ever done drugs? Does he hate Jon Jones because he sees a part of himself in Jon Jones?
>>66376309
he cried the first time, but since then he's been the defending champion so im sure he wont be too bothered how his career goes now, although he seems like he wants to beat bones more than have the belt..
>>66376498
DC seems like one of the most straight edge fighters to me. it would be weird seeing him even holding a beer
>>66376421
how to book ido? how much lad?
>>66376696
Ido can't be bought, you must summon him with meme magic.
>>66376696
You have to survive one continuous hour of this against one of Ido's apprentices, then Ido will visit you.
>>66376032
SPEED
bretty cool event 2bh, they had a nice setup for the commentary
I had this pic open again and my wife asked me why I keep looking at it, and I explained it to her, and she said that my explanation was beautiful and that it really changed how she looked at it.
>>66368013
She's running in sand you tard.
>>66376909
>>66376820
>>66376696
idiots the key is in his name
you must create a portal through superior mewvment
and ido will step through and begin his teachings
>>66377016
but what if he is the portal and mewvment is only the journey to mental enlightenment
>>66377008
what was your explanation lad?
>>66376232
Is that Fit Finlay?
>>66376909
He really shouldn't have been playing touch butt in the park
>>66376909
So what exactly is the point of this?
I'm going to guess balance and conditioning but there are better ways to do that.
>>66377076
i believe ido is a bit like Tom Bombadil and when you begin to practise mewvment he will come and aid you
>>66367011
test
>>66370190
I completely agree and the diaz bro's are my boys but nate was getting outboxed by mcgregor in the first round BUT THERE IS A REASON WHY Nate said since he had no sparring or anything he had to start slow in the first round
>>66377102
I described to her what Rory was like in interviews. How he's reserved, he's shy, he doesn't speak with an air of bravado and he isn't overconfident. He doesn't trash talk his opponents, fuck he hardly even talks about what he's doing in general. He is reserved and keeps to himself, period.
And then you look at the sport he's in. Clearly there is a bit of a contrast there.
And then you look at his fight with Robbie. He is suffering more damage than the champion throughout the fight, and everyone sort of knows it, but Rory is scoring with technicality and heart. He is persevering and keeping his wits about him to score the rounds in his favour, and it's not like he isn't hurting Robbie, he almost finished him, but he is utilizing the tools of the sport to win to the best of his ability. But he is absorbing a pile of damage.
Going into the fifth round, he is up on the scorecards, almost everyone watching knows it, and it's hard to say that Rory himself doesn't know it, but it's possible that he doesn't. But he probably does. And he goes into the fifth fucking battered, barely holding on, and he goes into the center of the octagon and bangs, again. He's fucked up, his face looks like a zombie in that pic, and he goes into it and does it again. He gets finished, and everyone sighs and talks about how close he was, but what does he do?
He says those moments were the best of his life. He says he'd fight Robbie five times again. He says Robbie is fun to fight. You can tell he lives and breathes the combat, the true heart of the sport, but he doesn't really embody it in his appearance. It just sheds a lot of light on how different people really are.
Nowadays, that warrior spirit, that survival instinct, it's not rewarded in society at all. It's almost frowned upon. But there are those of us that love it, that appreciate it, and then there are people like Rory that live it, and they aren't always the type of person you'd expect.
>>66377332
It just really paints a picture about how different we all really are.
Rory is introverted and shy to the point of being labelled as autistic on heem all the time and his warrior spirit is among the strongest. He fucking loves it when he's near death and fighting for his life.
It's just really eye opening, that you can see so much that you wouldn't expect from someone like that. And I just tried to describe to her that that is just one of the many things that makes MMA so beautiful, and she kind of seemed to get it bros.
>>66377332
Everybody is different.
You can see a warrior inside of someone in the cage when they need it.
>>66377332
>>66377363
But you know what? All of us bros are fighting. We're all suffering. Suffering is human nature and we're all grinding through the struggle like DC.
But there are some people that are just admirable, those people that you look at and you just think holy fuck bud, that dude loves it. I live with it and I deal with it, but that mother fucker right there, he loves it. And it's just super weird that Rory is one of those people.
>>66377451
There are a ton of fighters that wilt under pressure and get notably worse when they get punched in the face lol
>tfw wife sleeping on your lap and nobody even wants to post on heem
>>66377520
shes probably tired from cucking you
>>66377535
the roads were super shitty today and she had to cancel a ton of appointments as a result
kind of a long ass day for both of us. the weather is shit. I wanted to see that cloverfield movie and we stayed in because it's so shit.
>>66376232
Bethe looking fierce
It's fucking crazy that Rogan showed up and won the Onnit Invitational. He's a lot better than I thought he was.
>>66377604
>They all talk fighting, want a big, big card: BIG COUNTRY
the best my lip reading can do
Why is it so hard to remain consistent in MMA compared to boxing? MMA has more aspects and it's all about countering your opponents' style but the same goes for boxing.
>>66377653
no u
>>66377633
you get hurt much more easily in MMA and have to cover way more variety of technique
>>66377633
In MMA, you have to be consistent in many aspects of striking and grappling, whereas in boxing, you only have to be good at boxing
>>66377688
>whereas in boxing, you only have to be good at boxing
lmao what a fucking idiot
>>66377706
boxing is just punching fampai
footwork and cardio is also implied in MMA
>>66377706
ikr you have to have good jitz to compete in a boxing match...
>>66377736
>>66377737
"to have good wrestling you just have to have good wrestling"
"to have good striking you just have to have good striking"
godamn you guys are fucking stupid mother fucks
>>66377782
>UR DUMB
good argument
explain to me what skills boxing requires other than footwork, cardio, and punching
>>66373962
Wow that reporter must have been fucking hilarious
>>66377782
Boxing is striking with your hands, standing.
If you think it's missing footwork, defense, movement that's because it's implied.. As it is with every martial art. Of course there are certain exclusive elements that arise when a match is solely about boxing (ring control, defense when using 12 ounce gloves, headmovement when you are only worried about fist strikes etc) but there's no real reason to go that deep for discussion like this
>>66377940
>but there's no real reason to go that deep for discussion like this
buddy that's like saying Nate has amazing boxing when his head movement isn't that good
>>66377951
sperg
>>66377963
well it's true
>>66377449
kek
post your boxing boys
>>66378022
yeah wow these threads are so good now holy shit
post your girls
>>66377818
ok, i'll admit "footwork, boxing, and punching" is a massive oversimplification, but all of the skills fundamental to boxing are also important in MMA
there are obvious differences in how those skills are implemented, as boxing is a different sport, but you still require a wider base of skill in MMA than boxing
>>66378022
pic related
>They released a Gracie breakdown of Kat Williams getting punched in the face.
>>66378033 ever since mcgregor lost heem has been shit. face it the king has died and with him the kingdom
>>66378033
they're better than they were before
adanposting and shitty forced memes are much worse than this, nobody here thinks you make threads better, and I assume you know that
>>66377818
>>66378066
Like I implied, the very definition of words is entirely different when implemented into different sports
"You only need to have good wrestling to have good wrestling"
god some people are fucking stupid
>>66378076
>adanposting
lmao jesus christ dude wow
>>66378074
It has nothing to do with Goob come the fuck on bud
>>66378066
ow boy i think i may like your boy better. Golovkin is a beast
>>66378084
ok than winter ended and everyone has better shit to do
>>66378070
God those fucking cucks
wow youre right these threads have gotten really great
>>66378022
>>66378066
>these are their boys
casuals baka
Lads, how come the JRE is so cozy to put on in the background as you relax?
from dave meltzer:
>Rafael dos Anjos reportedly called the UFC and asked to defend his title against Nate Diaz or wanted a title fight with Robbie Lawler at welterweight, but was turned down on both requests
>>66378164
GGG is a better version of your boy desu
>>66378195
but his bangers aren't as spicy
>>66378191
surpriiiiise
>>66378195
golovkin has pretty much only fought no names and is ducking ward
provodnikov has never ducked anybody
>>66378164
lol Fury would fuck him up
>>66378191
good fuk him
Tyson Fury vs Jon Jones in a 1v1 street fight, who wins?
>>66378236
JJ because his homies would jump in if he started losing. Blacks NEVER fight one on one, remember that.
>>66378236
Kombi Spice
>>66378251
haha tru mah nigga
>>66367050
Bethe is an actual retarded person.
What beat precision and timing?
>>66367867
>having an attention whore mother
>>66378191
looks like """breaking""" his foot didn't work out too well for him
>>66378236
Furry has longer reach and is taller... so he would win because that's JJ biggest advantage
>tfw you remember Tyson Fury was in talks with Bellator
>tfw you remember Tyson Fury was trying to fight Meme Velasquez at one point
Goddammit why the fuck did he have to beat Bitchko? There could've been some dank ass memes produced.
>>66369047
Conor really can change your bum life
>>66378187
define relax
sage memecutt lads
>>66378251
Gypsies are worse though they come with slash hooks as well, so they would all be fighting each other
>>66378304
NEW
>>66367586
>>66367609
rip /heem/
mcgoobs what have you done
>>66378291
http://m.sherdog.com/fighter/Alexander-Gustafsson-26162
http://m.sherdog.com/fighter/Jon-Jones-27944 Same size fuck boy and JJ has like 4 in reach advantage
>>66378291
JJ has longer hands than Gus dum fuck
You're fighting on the biggest card of your career and this guy's in your corner screaming at you to throw the palm strike.
What do you do?
>>66378359
Throw it.
The guy is going to think I slapped him and either go for the double leg or swarm me.
>>66370633
kill yourself
>>66378077
you don't make any sense to anyone but yourself you goddamn goof
>>66369165
that's actually a really good observation.
i always knew something was off about that look.
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