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/heem/: Robbie Lawler edition


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UPCOMING EVENTS:
3/25 - Legacy FC 52 (Sampson vs Schnell)
4/2 - WSOF 30 (Branch vs Starks)
4/8 - Legacy FC 53 (Lima vs. Trocoli)
4/10 - UFC FN 86 (Rothwell vs Dos Santos)
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Nurmagomedov vs Ferguson)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Campos)
4/16 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Kato vs Watanabe)
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (Cormier vs Jones 2)
5/6 - ONE FC (TBA)
5/8 - UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/14 - UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)

NEWS:
>Countdown to Korean Zombie's UFC return begins now
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/3/23/11295090/ufc-featherweight-chan-sung-jung-korean-zombie-military-service-return-mma-news
>Sara McMann vs. Jessica Eye added to UFC Fight Night 88
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/3/23/11295596/sara-mcmann-vs-jessica-eye-added-to-ufc-fight-night-88
>Ben Affleck Says His Batman’s Fighting Is ‘UFC Influenced, Conor McGregor Style’
http://uproxx.com/sports/ben-affleck-batman-brawler-ufc-conor-mcgregor/

>Robbie Lawler set for 1-1 on FOX this Monday. UFC 200?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cX_qRVeM6xA
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TIME FOR MORE SHITPOSTING
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how did this manlet get megan lads?
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>>66360931
manhoef is such a meme fighter
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do you like it when no namers get spicy?
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>>66360995
joey is alpha just tiny
they're both small dark hair dark eyes olive skin (not white)
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Are there any fighters who are not retarded (not believe in "gods" or "souls" or "karma" etc.)?
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>>66361030
mir
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plz fill up old bred Janny will get mad
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>>66361011
re-watching wec i'm really enjoying frank mir's commentary

if he chooses to hang up the gloves he should get a job commentating like stann
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Memesha Tate is better pound for pound than Joseph Benavidez
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>>66361047
>conor mcgregor is better pound for pound than nate diaz
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>>66361047
>Robbie Lawler is ranked below 3 Champs with 0 defenses despite waging back-to-back wars to defend his title

This rustles my jimmies
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>>66361045
He got taken off because he said he wanted to kill Brock in the Octagon
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>>66361047
>DC is ranked lowest out of all champions, despite defending his title. Jon Jones is still #1

I'm totally okay with this.
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>>66361047
>Featherweight has 3 top 15 fighters
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I swear his arms are just getting shorter and shorter.
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>you now remember canada's own chris horodecki
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>>66361094
ARE YOU GONNA LET ME PREP YOU JON BEFORE YOU DUMP YOUR SEED IN MY WIFE AND I CLEAN IT UP
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When will fighter pay improve? Because someone like Nate Diaz crying over money after 12 years of UFC Fighting makes no sense. He must of been ripped off his whole career
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>>66361113
who else heem'd this goof?
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>>66361124
i hope nate continues to get paid and gets tv gigs
he'd be good guest hosting an mtv show or some shit
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>>66361124
Fighter pay only really became an issue after sponsorships were abolished with the Reebok deal
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>>66361142
casual pls

its always been an issue, the ufc pays less than 10% of their revenue to the fighters

compare that to other major sports
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>>66361124
Fighter pay is fine, they're just whiney bitches.
Nate made 40k in his fight before conor.

I think people forget that they're expected to make ends meet for themselves, not expect fighting to do it for them, especially if they think it's going to set them up for life.

Mighty Mouse is doing everything correctly. He's the champion of his division, probably one of the most stacked divisions in MMA, and he is still working hard on establishing a gaming fanbase so that when he decides to retire, he will have something he enjoys to make money off of.

The whole fighter pay thing is complete bullshit.
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>>66361151
>this entire post
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>>66361150
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>>66361150
Yes, but some fighters literally went from earning 800k a fight to earning 40k + 40k a fight like Vitor Belfort and Schaub

It went from fighters making a good living to barely scraping by with the Reebok deal, and while the UFC certainly underpaid them the juicy sponsorship money made up for it, not so anymore and that lost revenue is the real issue
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They get more than they deserve they are as useless as Walmart Greeters
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>>66361166
Sweden, I agree with you, but Schaub doesn't even deserve 20 + 20
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>>66361047
is there any woman's bantamweight who would unironically last 1 minute against any currently signed 125 pound man?
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>>66361180
Miesha. She proved she can fuck up Holm's gameplan. And we all know Holm is a dude.
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>>66361166
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stop meme'ing guys, lets actually do something for once and publicly shame ufc/fox for firing our favorite jew ariel helwani

also imo ariel was fired for leaking too much insider info, he rustled dana's jimmies like he always has too hard this time
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>>66361193
what a fucking nobody
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I know fighters aren't making that much money from the reebok deal, but is reebok making money from this deal?
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>>66361200
Is that a legit tweet? Dana is such a cunt, lol
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>>66361101
top kek
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>>66361200
but he is guilty of click baiting

he would do it hardcore on youtube
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>>66361200

was Ariel fired for leaking Conair v Nate 2?
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>when Jon shows up and tells you to suck that dick
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https://youtu.be/MqsYcLVMHyM
>Nate Diaz mistakes nervous laughter for derision
>Nate Diaz does not understand nervous laughter
>Nate Diaz has never been nervous enough to laugh
damn
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQlgYFsLLsM
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>>66361200
I have a better chance of becoming UFC champion than of helping a Jew.
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>>66361234
i hate this shit, that's such a bitch move to sneak up on someone and choke them out

pussy is too scared to stand and bang, exact same shit as a sucker punch
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>>66361241
they better make it count or they're getting 40 caliber rounds and a funeral
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>>66361241
Diego Sanchez pls go
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holy shit ariel lost his ufc press credentials as well and isnt allowed at pressers

this is pretty fucked
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>>66361011
When blacks attack, always fight back, and watch the black fall flat on his back
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>>66361282
sauce
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>>66361282
just imagine ariel signing with lellator on some fucked up non-compete contract
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ariel_Helwani

update pls
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>>66361234
My favorite part is as the dude is getting choked out, one of the Mexicans says "You're weird dude"
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i've been keeping track of all those people who jumped off the team after ufc 194

and i will tell you now that you are not welcome back on the team. when the hype for 199 begins and you see the chris in action and how loving and caring he is, you will BEG to rejoin the team, and you will know in your heart that you betrayed and turned on our boy at the darkest moment of his career.

so when you're watching chris have that gold belt secured around his waist after cuckhold is beaten, feel bad about the decision you made in abandoning the team.

I AM ON THE TEAM
CHRIS IS MY BOY
AND HE WILL BE THE NEW MW CHAMPION
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>>66361292
check twitter feeds bro its all over twitter
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>>66361322
Don't shut up.
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>>66361322

don't back down
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who /stonedamericanninja/ here?

https://prod-cdn.sqor.com/3896dbc3-3fac-4f58-b58d-170f7c996f18.mp4
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I know it's not the place but
>tfw Johan Cruyff is dead
I didn't ask for all those feels
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boys I've been so fucking busy I haven't been able to post for over a week

has heem been good?
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Why do you goofs care about ariel the mermaid again?
He's tmz the "journalist", knows nothing about mma, and is a clown.
Fuck him, i hope he gets a job writing for WWE and rins that into the ground.
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>>66361322
Chris became even more of MY BOY after UFC 194
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>>66361030
No good ones.
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>>66361337
>SuperCalo

not the most reliable source for news to say the least although he is the best source for shitposting
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>>66361457
>not liking based Ariel

DROPPED
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>>66361464
is Joanna religious?
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>>66361499
She'll be praying to God when I'm balls deep in that tight, bony ass.
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>>66361150
Other sports have an established market dummy.
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>>66361166
In what world is $80k 'scraping by'?
Tbh, realistically, it's absolutely absurd that Conor McGregor got as much as $1M to show against ANY opponent.
It's the classic, ancient argument: Nurses, firefighters, carers etc. get paid like SHIT and they're much, much closer to 'scraping by' than most of the UFC roster.
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>>66361068
well he is considering Nate outweighed him by 25 pounds and Conor still beat his ass before getting caught in a flukey submission
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Jon Jones

GET YOUR DICK TOGETHER IM WAITIN ON YOU
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>>66361405
whats nicks sc?
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>>66361208
If they weren't going to make money, there would be no deal.
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>>66361499
shes polish bro what do you think
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>yfw nick comes back at 200 and headkick heems gsp
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>>66361477
how dare you?!?!
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>>66361528
40k to show, 40k to win, and they need to pay for their own training camps, dieticians, travel arrangements, etc, etc, and especially considering the brain trauma and injuries these guys get, their UFC and reebok money is a pittance. Slim margins.
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>>66361234
I hope you guys realize that all the weirdo talk that goes on here has a real affect on people. Think about it before you call somebody a weirdo again.
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>>66361599
>that background

Is he a 14yo angry against authority or what ?
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>>66361499
yes
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Does Rose have LITERALLY any chance?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BDUTGyghh97/
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>>66361619
>14 y/o knowing who Noel Gallagher and Bob Marley are
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http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/ufc-sara-mcmann-vs-jessica-eye-joins-ufc-fight-night-card-in-las-vegas-032316?cmpid=tsmtw:fscom:ufconfox
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>>66361697
/HIGHTEST/
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>>66361676
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BDUTGyghh97/
them box jumps tho

thats some serious athleticism

but technique beats strength so we'll see, odds will be interesting on that fight, probably close though

any good betting lines coming up?

>also captcha= 420

blaze it bros
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>>66361676
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JON JONES!

IT DON'T MATTER WHERE YOU GO BOY I'M SUCKIN!
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>>66361697
implyin she wont pop for weed
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>>66361733
tecia is +164
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>>66361714
they have high test and thats why they look like dudes

if they wouldve been thick you wouldve had high test
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>>66361681
>Noel Gallagher and Bob Marley
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>>66361752
this meme is getting a bit stale, needs some new variations or to die 2bqphwy my /heem/ family
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>>66361773
I keep saying that and laugh at the next one.
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>>66361773
>this meme is getting a bit stale
Why?
>needs some new variations
Why?
>or to die 2bqphwy my /heem/ family
Why?
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Who else ready to see Wonderboy get heem'd?
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>>66361804
hopefully i hate child molesters
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>>66361761
>not thinking Jessica Eye is a QT

pls leave
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>>66361804
>Who else ready to see Lawler get heem'd?
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>tfw spooky weather outside
>tfw get to stay home from work
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>>66361825
>gaybrit likes girls who looks like dudes
what a suprise
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>>66361839
how so? what do you do for a living?
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>>66361839
they give slaves the day off?
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>>66361794
>americans talking about sucking black dicks all day
>americans talking about cuckolding all day

rosie o'donnell's brother was right it's basically gay porn with a different ending
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Francis "The Bull" Ngannou vs Curtis Blaydes will be the most athletic and explosive match up in recent history
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>>66361867
>>66361868
well I'm a software dev, but I can just work from home anyways.
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>>66361912
good goyim
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>>66361911
the guy on the left looks like he has tits and the guy on the right has a dadbod
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>>66361870
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JON JONES GET YOUR DICK OUT I'M SUCKING
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yeah i sucked it too
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>>66361070
>>66361047

FUCK THIS PISSES ME OFF TOO

P4P List is basically decided by Dana's verbal diarrhea.
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>>66361927
it's only temporary until I save up enough to go full neetmode
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I just watched the trailer for the Fighter and the Kid 3D. Is it the single worst looking creation in existence?
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>>66362011
Link?
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Are you ready for UFC @ Madison Square Garden?
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>>66362030
http://www.tfatk3d.com/
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what goes on behind closed doors?
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>>66362048
i don't think anybody cares about NY anymore. first event will be big then the rest will be shitty fight night cards in upstate new york
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Whens Mirko Cro Cop coming back?
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>>66361839
it is a bit spooky eh

I have to drive too
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>>66362063

NYC is the media capital of the world. They have the more media coverage than any other city in North America. The internet then spreads it all over the world.

You're a delusional as fuck leaf comparing it to upsate.
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>>66362055
Do people actually like those two? Id rather see them sprayed with a cocktail of deadly chemicals
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>>66362108
would have taken me like 2 hours to get to work in this weather. retards here can't drive even if it's a light drizzle outside, not to mention ice and snow
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>>66362048
what a shit hole
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>>66362063

>biggest market and city in the USA for an event.
>I don't think anyone cares anymore
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>>66362048
They should do it before MSG gets torn down and moved.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ip5T_cnMi_M

Rate this rear naked choke
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>yfw Bellator holds an event in NY before Zuffa
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>>66362169
scripted and fake
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>>66362162
>Torn down and moved

Again?
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>>66362169
>tfw you're a grown ass man getting beat up by a 7th grader
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>>66362179
Ya, they have till 2023 to get out.
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>>66362169
apparently the kid was 17, not a 7th grader
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>>66362185
its fake dude

how else does katt stay relevant?
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are jeans this tight bad for your circulation?
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>>66362063
>i don't think anybody cares about NY anymore

detected the midwest faggot

>>66362063
>Madison Garden is just another theater
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>>66362223
how autistic do you have to be to think of this post?
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>tfw watcvhing shrek and bad reputation comes on
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>>66362055
>>66362011
Why the fuck does this even exist?!
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>>66362266
What are the odd that Ronda ever comes back? Will she be the GSP of the woman's division?
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>>66362241
>defending the utter shit hole that is NYC
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>>66362266
>tfw being reminded of this every time I play mortal kombat
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>>66362223
Yes it can literally kill you.
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>>66362293
Flyover cuck detected
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>>66362293

Check out this fly over state , acting like a real KEK.

Your delusion is showing
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>>66362280
fixed
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Anyof you guys reckon I have a chance in the amatuer UFC? Been training kyokushin for 5 years and have judo experience. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6FiYbRc1Yc
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>>66362371
>>66362373
New York City is unequivocally a fucking shit hole. It's just fucking horrendous on every level. I'd rather live practically anywhere else.
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>>66362378

Have fun being treated like a slave in the UFC. Try and learn boxing instead
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>>66362396
Don't you have dirt to farm you hillbilly?
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>>66362378
I'd heem the fuck out of you tbqh
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>>66362396

Hey red neck , working in New York is a dream for most. Dana knows this, most people in Conmecticut , New Jersey and Upsate knows this.

You don't have to live there to enjoy it's riches
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>>66362414
Show me some proof before you talk shit
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>>66361516
Based
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>>66362378
I'd ushiro mawashi geri you into oblivion, Kangaroo boy
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>>66362378
>Austrailia
wew
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new york is a shithole stop lying to youreslves you goofs, whole place smells like shit, its overcrowded and everything is overpriced

everyone knows the south is objectively the best place to live
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>>66361539
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>>66362449
pic related is me with my blade.

i've been training with it for the past 3 years and have transformed myself into a very deadly weapon

one slash and you'd be done kiddo. back the FUCK up
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>>66361539
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>>66362266
I've watched it twice or so recently, it's a shame because I used to quite like the scene and song but now I can't not associate it with Rousey

That said, it's a pretty damn good walkout sound
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Yoel was offered a 9month suspension, but he decided to appeal this decision. By usada rules, diuretics get one year suspension, so Tha means he was offered 3months lighter sentence. He might get less, if not at all, or more now after the appeal.
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>>66362446
>>66362410
>>66362373
>>66362396
>>66362527
NOT LIVING IN NEW MEXICO
STAY GOOFY YOU FUCKING GOOFS
YOUR OPINIONS = WGAF
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>>66362587

will Gay Jesus headline the first Cuba UFC event?
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>>66362527

Everyone ignore this redneck good ole boy poster from Dixie Land. He idolized Donald Trump who is from Manhattan New York anyways
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>>66362629
trump has said many times that the south is beautiful and he loves its people

ya goof
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>>66362693

I will tell a donkey that he looks pretty for his vote
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>>66361233
Dude... Wow Nate is cool as fuck. I never realized (probably because they've never given him enough exposure). Even better now that he's a little more mature compared to his time of TUF.
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>>66362718
this is why i wouldnt vote for you or the other political shills
trump means what he says and isn't part of the corrupt political establishment

he doesnt lie and pander to illegal immigrants and other liberal goofs like yourself
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>>66362739
>trump means what he says and isn't part of the corrupt political establishment
Yeah totally that's why he's running indepe... Oh wait
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>>66362784
is france really trying to discuss politics?

why dont you go vote for mussolini you literal cuck?

btw enjoy those refugees
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After Bethe finished Pennington do you to see her fight Holly Holm at UFC 200? Would be interesting to see how Holly deals with someone who she doesn't have the advantage over in the stand up.
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>>66362863
how long did it take you to think of this shitpost britbro?

can't wait to see what you think of next 2bh
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>>66362863
Bethe lost to ronda's standup
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>>66362396

Can confirm

Most unpleasant major city I've ever been to aside from Winnipeg
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>>66362739

Do you fall for every salesman that you see? Because I have the deal of the century
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>>66362883
my mind is constantly in action, trying to come up with the next shitpost that will get the most (you)s

shitposting isn't a hobby, its a way of life
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>>66362888
The fight was too quick, we didn't get to see what Bethe is capable of
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LADS THIS DC SUCKING COCK MEME HAS TO STOP

HE'S STRAIGHT

STRAIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>66362927
Holly vs Nunes would be better
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>>66362903
yeah hahahaha u got me

great job carl
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What fighters from other organizations and cuts out of ufc would make the heavyweight division competitive?
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18 minute nate diaz interview with some ufc on fox/facebook goof

https://www.fb.com/UFConFOX/videos/525927100945602/
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>>66362555
>not associating it with freaks and geeks
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>>66363010
thx anon
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>walking out to anything but lil yachty
baka
https://youtu.be/afg3Bt_GG7s
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you guys think that nate has the potential to be better than nick since he studied under nate and likely got into it younger and has the advantage of learning what works from nick?
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>>66361773
You're getting emotional. Reel it in champ.
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>>66363010
lol first thing nate bought was a big ol' bag of girl scout cookies
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>>66363008

Minakov
Bedorf
Pavlovich
Sosnovskiy
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>>66363170
>[Embed]
>autotune
>[Remove]
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>>66363010
nate needs his own podcast
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>>66362958
Its nothing sexual, its about dc dominating and submitting jon by any means
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>>66362958
how do you know that he is straight
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>>66363406
because he was /pretending/
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How good does UFC 198 look lads?
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>>66363538
Way too injury-free tbqhwy
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>>66363538
Incredible. Especially because it is in Brazil and Schaub has confirmed he will be having rogan and Callen over for a fight companion.
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>>66360931

Why doesnt he get 1/4 of the attention Conor does?

Is he just a downgraded Conor?
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>jacare will never get his rightful title shot

feels bad man
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>>66363538
old Old OLd OLD
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>>66363570
Not enough memes
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>>66363581
if he beats Vitor, which he should, he'll get it, since Romero is gonna be out of action for a minute
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>>66363581
Vitor is going to heem iphim in the first round.
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this game is fucking fun
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I hope DC kills Jon .
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>>66363646
ea curse still going strong man
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>>66363662
Necrophilia ain't funny.
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>JON JONES!

>GET YA DICK ERECT BOY, IMMA SUCK IT!
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>>66363666
It's funny that they tried to avoid it by saying the winner of McGregor vs Aldo would be on the cover, then Conor loses his next fight.
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>>66361131
Why is he a goof ? The dude gave his back that is about the most retarded thing you can do in a fight in any sport
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>>66363758
that's why he's a goof you goof
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>>66363570
because of his JUST status
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Remember when Dana said that Ronda is the most mentally strong person he's ever met then she went on tv and said she had suicidal thoughts after her loss?
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>>66361113
>>66361131

There's his fight in the IFL where he got one armed trapped under his own body and the other got controlled by his opponent, and he got MUUURKED
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>>66363905
Holly kicked her so hard that it gave her an existential crisis.
Does that make it the eternal GOAT heem?
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what does "JUST" mean? ive seen it forever but never knew what it means?
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>>66363905
Dana can promote pretty much any hack.
It's not bad actually, he's doing his job. He makes even mediocre fighters sound unique.
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>>66363930

jinxed u so terribly
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who /hype/?
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>>66362062
Rockhold needs to move to a real camp instead of training with has-been goofs like cain and dc
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>>66363953
>Huggy Bear
>Women's Open Weight
Rizin never fails to bring the memes
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>>66363953
Huggy Bear a beast
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>>66362201
He's black, he could be both
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>>66360931

How do I open my third eye like Robert "Tenshinhan" Lawler?
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>>66364022
shouldn't you be training for estonia
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>>66364022
That's the first step
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>>66364022
why would you want to be like tenshinhan? he is a b- player in the whole series and always gets rekt and/or embarassed whether by his little-me or by an actual enemy

you should focus on being like majin vegeta so instead of a third anus on your forehead you can write an M on it, M stand for MEME AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA best ministry album?
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>>66364065

it ain't me
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>>66364022

Trepanning. Might make you more susceptible to cuts though.
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>>66364022
>Tenshinhan
be the most irrelevant champion in a team of a elite fighters
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>>66361241
kill yourself
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>>66364078
>you'll never look this alpha
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>when you look at a car from behind and you can't see the driver's head
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>>66364150
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>gets to eat steak 3x a day
>gets several breakfasts a day
>gets free training by Ido (the real coach)
>gets to hang out in cool places with Conor like when Dana and Lorenzo were watching Hunt fight in a penthouse and goes to cool clubs
>gets hooked up with free shit just for being with Conor
>probably gets a stipend from Conor like a parent to a child just for being his bro
>has been in the fucking UFC and is probably going to fight again
He's living the life bros. But I'm sure he's terrified of the ride ending. Dude must be losing arm length at night when he goes to bed worry about Vin Diesel, Mark Wahlberg or someone else asking why he hangs out with this lame? Artem isn't lame. He's a warrior. Plus it's cheap to take care of him.
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Anyone feel like UFC is preparing hard for a 2nd loss for conor how much they are hyping nate with all these interviews on UFC on FOX? Funny interviews tho Nate and Nick are such likeable guys
>>
Aldo was winning the fight until he gassed
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>>66364204
I think they are just looking to build Nate up for the fight, that way either winner is good for the UFC
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>>66364204
I think they are just looking to build Nate up for the fight, that way either winner is good for the UFC
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>>66364204
I think they are just looking to build Nate up for the fight, that way either winner is good for the UFC
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>>66364198
When I was 10, I had a cut on on the side of my right eye and cried like a faggot. beta as fuck.
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>>66364204
I think they are just looking to build Nate up for the fight, that way either winner is good for the UFC
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>>66364204
I think they are just looking to build Nate up for the fight, that way either winner is good for the UFC
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>>66364022
let the fight go into the fifth round

then you will know if you are capable
>>
What's with the Ariel fired meme?
>>
Who do you think the champions will be at the end of the year?
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>>66362378
karate is a one way ticket to heem city

I used to do karate when I was little and never used anything from karate in street fights

I pretty much dqed myself in both karate tournaments I've participated doing non karate stuff tho
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>>66361124
>must of been

This is the inteligence of people that whine about fighter pay. This apthetic little bitch has an entry level mcjob and he's worried about how much Nate Diaz makes.
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>>66364288
HW: Conor McGregor
LHW: Conor McGregor
MW: Conor McGregor
WW: Conor McGregor
LW: Conor McGregor
FW: Conor McGregor
BW: Conor McGregor
FLW: Conor McGregor
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>>66363538
this -> >>66363588

half of those fights will be terrible, still a decent event probably
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>>66361150
>the ufc pays less than 10% of their revenue to the fighters
Prove it.
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>>66364257
except that that is completely normal

if you didnt cry you would probally end up as a sociopath
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>>66364288
not sure but what i can be sure about is chris weidman getting back on top
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>>66364289
>tfw heemed a karate regional champ once with just 6 months of kickboxing experience
karate is a joke

I once leg kicked our TKD national champ into an oblivion too
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>>66364339
Don't shut up.
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>>66364370
I took on the best 5 TKD and Karate artists of Australia on at once in a no-rules streetfight down by the docks and beat them all with my jab to the thigh then spinning elbow over the top. Then I finished them off with headbutts.
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>>66364408
memes aside mine did really happen though
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who else /betting the house/ on DC?

I rewatched 182 last night and honestly was pretty impressed with DC's performance.. the dude kept coming and coming and did not give up. Those knees and elbows he took from Jon were brutal.

I think he gets him this time
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>>66364370
karate stances and moves are mostly not practical, I think they are meant to look good on those kata things and that's it

the whole blocking thing is a disgrace and upper body striking is so bad you'll be doing worse than someone who never learned any martial arts

plus I remember you can't hit the face on sub 16 tournaments, helps develop really bad habits
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>>66364288
HW: Steepay Miocic
LHW: Jon Jones
MW: Weidman
WW: Lawler (Rory wrestlefucks Thompson into oblivion, stopping him from heeming Lawler for the title)
LW: Khabib
FW: McGregor
BW: Cruz
FW: MM
WBW: Rousey (Beats Tate in rematch)
WSW: Joanna
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>>66364422
nothing you say ever happens
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>>66364457
who else thinks jones put up too many muscles and will gas out.
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>>66364457
>Those knees and elbows he took from Jon were brutal

Are you implying that Jones will fight without his knees and elbows this time?
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>>66364422
I believe you, after my first 6 months of muay thai I felt like I could beat 3 of me, if you're training in a legit gym you should be decent at doing damage already
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>>66364462
thats exactly why I heemed the guy, his kicks and mewvement was p good but he had no head defense
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>>66364508

no, they will probably be even deadlier now, just giving credit to DC to withstand those and still keep fighting hard
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>>66364493
me, no need to play with a winning formula
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>>66364339
Truth.
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>>66364514
>after my first 6 months of muay thai I felt like I could beat 3 of me
thats exactly how I felt too

with what kind of style did you fight though

at the time I really tried to emulate buakaw, yodsanklai and saenchai
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Guys did you hear the news? You can now watch UFC ppvs legally LIVE AND FOR FREE at your local Harley Davidson dealership. Might want to pick up a few bikes while you're watching the fights also.
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>>66364204
idk i think nate's a big star now, whether he fights conor or not ppl will tune in

>you now remember when dana said that nate doesnt move the needle
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Anyone else like to take notes when they're breaking down fights?

>pic related
I'm 99% sure jones will finish DC in the fourth.

Bet accordingly.

I told you guys to get on Nate Diaz last time.
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>>66364633
you dont become a star by beating a star. it doesnt work like that
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>>66364473
Robbie doesn't like to wrestle that much tho.
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>>66364669
Rory MacDonald is going to wrestlefuck him, not Robbie
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>>66364687
my bad, I thought you meant wonderboy at getting a tittle shot.
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>>66361068

He is. Just probably shouldn't think he can keep his hands at his waist against a good boxer next time. He was chewing him up before he forgot he's mortal.
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>>66364528
He's 37, he is not getting better at withstanding punishment.
Having a strong determination is a good thing for fighting, however, it doesn't beat natural talent.
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>>66364658
I mostly read tea leaves. Frankly, they're not looking good for either man. Jon Jones has avoided in-cage meme magic for too long, as has DC. It's all going to fall apart when they fight. Massive early injury, DQ, NC, FBI... feels like it's time for the lightning to strike.
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>>66364658
none of those papers are even about mma you goof
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Who would win in a spicy banger between Dana and Lorenzo?
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>>66364658
Doesn't making bets after calculations kinda take away the fun from it? there's a joy in being right after following your guts.
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>>66364740
rewatch the fight man, nate was outboxing him the whole fight
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>>66364793
Dana has a very sickening work ethic
Lorenzo has one punch knockout power
Would the fight be a fully regulated USADA cagematch, or are we talking alleyfight?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uq8WBN7YDY

Post best trailers
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>>66364744
>Jones
>natural talent

fucking ufc shill, i bet you think gsp was good too

watch some reall mma
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>>66364826
theres no way they'll make one for the rematch as good as this one is
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>>66364785
>telling me what my notes are about
even if you can't make out the writing you can at least see the map of the octagon I made to map out where they want to take the fight.
>>66364809
I promise you, it feels better to be right and win more money more often than not.
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>>66364826
>August 4 2014

Holy shit has it been this long already ?
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>>66364826
somebody said trailers?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkggLZf6w_0
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>>66364843
dude you're full of shit, you've never broken down a fight
you're not mentally capable of breaking down a fight
i guarantee those notes arent about fighting
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>>66364826
The undisputed GOAT trailer coming in hot
http://youtu.be/cil76GMHQQg
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>>66364826
They left out that part where Jon says "Every minute you spend training for this fight will be a waste of your time."
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>>66364902
say that shit to my face not online and see what happens kid

pic related is me and my katana. one slash and you'd be done kiddo. you don't know who you're talking to.
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>>66364902
Are you really this insecure or just pretending?
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>>66364922
nice mem bro
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>>66361912
>tfw also a comfy work at home software dev
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>>66364907
this is the greatest you goof, why wouldnt you post it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9pFues0BJw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9pFues0BJw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9pFues0BJw
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>>66364956
Couldn't find that version tbqh, it's what I was looking for.
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>>66364926
what is it that you think i'm insecure about?
are you really that mad that you're too stupid to break down a fight dummy?
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>>66364911
he actually said "a waste of your LIFE" that shouldve been in there though
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>>66364949
>tfw uncomfy work at work software dev
just lock up the triangle and don't let go ._.
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>>66364956
is that robin black's band?
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>>66364971
You are getting upset that I told you I took notes and made a prediction about JBJ vs DC. You apprently think it is some monumental task (it really isn't). This indicates you have low intellect and you are lashing out because apparently even a moderate display of effort or thought upsets you.
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>>66364826
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MnAxKohNpOQ
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Mmabeat is live
https://youtu.be/zmG8erHxcqU
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>>66364826
There will never be a promo that tops this
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>>66364907
>that one time when Silva gets his memes working against him
Fucking kek.
True - you can't play games in the octogon.
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>>66365009
no i'm just laughing at your attempt at meme'ing because you're obviously too stupid to break down a fight
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>>66364826
https://youtu.be/TTUpgAVwrXE?t=36m28s

I really liked this one that was at the end of the 194 weigh in desu
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>>66365058
You are actually flattering me that you think Im literally too impressive for you to believe. Stay safe, friend. Remember, as long as you never try, you'll never fail.
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>>66364306
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH SO FUNY
>>
Free Fights part 2

Nick Diaz vs Katsuya Inoue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzqeV6fOtec

BJ Penn vs Takanori Gomi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W99nvMkenLc

Urijah Faber vs Krazy Horse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKQj5fdvWY8

Cyborg vs Yamanaka Hiroko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BavkHCbwx4

Dada 5000 vs Timothy Papp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pszBTVzneq0

Alistair Overeem vs Sergei Kharitonov 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR-zGimZWJQ

Artom Lobov vs Alex Enlund
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp-6-5yz25g

Shogun Rua vs Evangelista Cyborg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1QrKuXWXVM

Gegard Mousasi vs Mark Hunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6PMNZx3QNo

TJ Dillashaw vs Michael Suarez
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yUtEktnjW0

Sakuraba vs a cheating piece of shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PF94xQx8MyI

Butterbean vs Genki Sudo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Its1mz5xG5I

Krazy Horse vs KJ Noons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGDDGZBwIyg

Randy Couture vs Enson Inoue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNAIvZWTWtQ

Fedor Emelianenko vs Ricardo Arona
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0pbz17fRvg

Lyoto Machida vs Rich Franklin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COzSiiBSAQ8

Carlos Condit vs Tatsunori Tanaka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJDWYzX6sqE

The great Dynamite USA fight card (ft. Brock Lesnar, Sakuraba, Royce Gracie, Jake Shields, Melvin Manhoef +more)
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=ELRwFQDrk29rc
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>>66365086
ok dummy
>>
HUMAN BEINGS IN A MOB

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sanQnO_lEWE
>>
>>66365044
i'd love to see luke thomas take a bullet to the face
>>
>>66365079
damn it's good.
>>
>Pile of trash

Based Luke
>>
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDWAb8AChsG/
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>no ufc cards for 3 weeks
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>>66365151
Pretty much just 2 weeks now
>>
there's a rumor floating around on twitter that jon and holly are banging
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>>66364956
Fuck you I had forgotten about that.

Now I have to counter with a fight promo that's pleasing to the ear

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaQrgR1iWng
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Just seven bongs away

https://youtu.be/OdubY9b1Ud0
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>>66365188
/heem/ is so obsessed with black wangs these days that any rumour involving them are going to take root
>>
>>66363913
http://youtu.be/X9YqeW4j4PMP

This fucking ref lol
>>
>>66365223
Stop posting this.
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>>66365149
Delete this
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>>66365231
or what?
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http://www.cnn.com/2016/03/24/opinions/trump-ufc-cage-fighting/index.html?sr=twCNN032416trump-ufc-cage-fighting0202PMStoryLink&linkId=22646018

Is Trump the ultimate cage fighter?
>>
>>66365241
You'll see ;)
>>
>>66361113
I remember feeling sorry for him when he went to Bellator and got boxed up badly by Mike Richman.
>>
>>66365245
you'll do nothing
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>>66363988
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>>66365242
>Hillary Clinton, in contrast, aligns closely with car brands like Ford and Toyota: Stolid, a bit boring, but competent and dependable.
>competent
>dependable
>>
>>66365302
Who is the Hillary Clinton of UFC fighters?
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>>66365044
luke going full edgy atheist

this fucking goof
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>>66365323
GSP
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>>66365323
Ronda
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>>66365323
ronda
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>>66365044
>autist thomas is complaining about christmas, "commemorating the birth of this fictional character"
tips fedora
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https://youtu.be/5suWPn9Ni6w?t=57

>Have you seen the memes that people have of him in JJ class?
>Oh yeah
K E K
E
K
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>official
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never watch UFC or boxing or whatever, where do i start?
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>>66365355
unironically UFC.tv
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>>66365355
UFC 189
Very fun card, displays many of the nuances of MMA
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>>66365364
>>66365390
thanks
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>tfw you like a girls picture on instagram and she blocks you

y
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fuck /heem/
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>>66365346
will nate be okay guys?
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>>66365426
Her bait was ment for other fish, she had to cut that line faM
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>>66365327
>>66365334
I would literally KO Jesus stiff
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>>66365433
get a dog bro
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>>66365346
YOU
JUST
KNOW
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Will Faber choke?
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>>66365456
Whaaa?
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>>66365452
i think you'd be surprised

i think he'd fuck you up
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>>66365402
I just started following mma about 18 months ago. I got fightpass and it makes it really easy to get into it. They breakdown fights into various collections so it isn't overwhelming just having like a million different fights to choose from. I think they still offer a free week or something when you sign up, so you can get a better feel for it. I just started by watching the various champs fights and going from there.

http://www.ufc.tv/category/ufc-welterweight-champ-robbie-lawler

This is a good place to start.
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https://streamable.com/6s4m
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>>66365457
>pic related

>>66365469
it's a meme implying that nate and karyn bryant had sex, just look at how shes looking at him
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>>66365454
fuck you
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>teach kids JJ
>this guy shows up
What will you learn him?
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>>66365456
Everyone that uses this meme is a pathetic virgin.
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>>66365452
Id fuck that con man up more than pontius pilate
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>>66365457
>

>>66365471
He would literally turn the other cheek
He'd be out cold before long
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lel this mma beat banter about cuba is actually funny

>all is forgiven now
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>>66364826
Does size really matter?
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>>66365496
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Just got back from my first gracie jj session. I could now heem any of you
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Is it pronounced Core-meer or Core-me-ayy?

Also is there any chance of him not getting embarrassed by Jon BONES Jones?
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>tfw torrentgoof got v&
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>>66365266
>>66365245
>>66365223
BTFO
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>>66365550
Fuck Bangladesh
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>>66365650
>begging for money on the internet is an established thing now
>people actually shell out money for products that will NEVER be finished
>people actually shell out money to 'support' 'artists' making youtube videos about rape culture with a Walmart webcam
>people actually shell out money for video games that are completely unfinished and never will be finished

Humans were a mistake.
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>>66365718
>>people actually shell out money for products that will NEVER be finished

consider it a stupidity tax, like playing the lotto or something
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>>66365737
>the lotto is a stupidty tax

That's what low income pussies that are too poor and too bitch to put a cheeky fiver down on a fantasy say.

I'm gonna win super lotto and I'm gonna go to UFC cards all over the world. I'd go to Zagreb and pay for croatbro and serbbro's hotel room.
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I love when Luke references a fight on the beat and nobody else has any idea what he is talking about because they don't actually watch fights.
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>>66365718
Patreon is even worse, people donate literal thousands to people to make youtube videos that are already monitized. People freely donate thier money to people making millions already. Humans were indeed a mistake
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>>66365815
What's your net profit through your history of playing the lottery?
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by the end of the year nate will be 155 champ and nick will be 170 champ

UFC 3 will have nick and nate on its cover

screencap this
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>>66365872
>wanting them to get the ea curse.
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>>66365841
Patreon is one of the worst things I have ever seen. If I ever want to get dangerously homicidal I just can look at a few 'projects' on there.
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>>66365943
What's your occupation?
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>>66365942
as if any of them would not lose the belt in a couple fights anyway
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>>66365943
>>66365841
sounds like you guys hate freedom desu
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>>66365943
>>66365841
Losers focus on winners, winners focus on winning.
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>>66365850
About $17k.
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>>66365996
They hate capitalism and success and the concept of being the hero of your own movie.
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>>66365979
I'm an independent contractor that does land survey work.
As one of the rapidly shrinking minority of people that actually provides an essential service and keeps our society fucking functioning, it's hard for me to see these wastes of oxygen being subsidized while offering literally nothing to anyone at all.

We are entering a scary time when maybe 1 in 100 humans actually provides something of worth, and the other 99 are just braindead leeches that expect an equally big slice of the pie despite bringing nothing to the table. Women are getting especially horrible in this regard
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>>66365996
>>66366010
Im not hating on the people getting the money, I hate the drones that give them it
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>>66366080
So success in life is dependent upon your approval?
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>>66365943
>>66365841
but aren't you giving money to people you support on patreon tho.
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>http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/3/24/11299506/nate-diaz-conor-mcgregor-2-could-be-announced-by-end-of-week
Is this real life
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>>66366080
I kinda agree with you and I'm one of those wastes
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>>66366148
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>>66366103
Its not about success, its about idiots that make poorly drawn cartoon porn or make youtube videos about the 'lore' of a fucking video game thinking they are ENTITLED to the same standard of living as an electrical engineer who busted his ass in school or a tradesmen with 15 years experience.
It's about the student getting straight Cs and thinking he 'deserves' to go to college for free or the McDonalds worker that unironically thinks his labor is worth $15 an hour plus. About the woman who thinks she 'deserves' Brad Pitt and a mansion and to never work despite being a chubby 5/10 womanlet.

I'm all for letting people do what they want and spend their money how they way, but people are getting so entitled while providing absolutely nothing, and I think this will cause society to get very turbulent in the future.
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Glory 27

Robert Thomas vs Wayne Barrett: https://youtu.be/yn-Ah0t_xMM
Karl Roberson vs Dustin Jacoby: https://youtu.be/HyH9OrXsBhg
Giga Chikadze vs Kevin VanNostrand: https://youtu.be/1lLUu0PnFyw
Wayne Barret vs Dustin Jacoby: https://youtu.be/0KVeRUg60YU
Artem Levin vs Simon Marcus: https://youtu.be/SvwAkEk0PI8
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>>66366244
>ENTITLED
They are entitled to whatever they get imo. Don't hate the player, hate the game.
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I could literally heem anyone in this thread tbf senpai
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>>66366292
>Don't hate the player, hate the game.

Thats basically what I fucking said. And the 'game' is going to violently collapse in our lifetimes
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>>66366316
You wish, I'd sink my hooks in and you'd be forced to wear me like a backpack for 5 rounds straight
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Need a rose namajunas gf or I might end it
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>>66366446
Just dont go out alone.
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>>66366446
I can promise you that posting here isn't getting you any closer to accomplishing that.
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>>66366446
try omegle
or interpals and set your search area to lithuania

i met a builtfat girl sara mcmann girl on omegle who teaches little kids wrestling classes
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>>66365487
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>>66366446
http://www.mma-core.com/videos/Rose_Namajunas_and_Jon_Jones_Training_Together/10122076
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>>66366515
delet
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>Joseph James "Joe" Rogan is an American podcaster, sports commentator, and stand up comedian. Rogan is the host of his own podcast titled The Joe Rogan Experience, a weekly talk show where he converses with people from various backgrounds.
>Joseph James Rogan

what a cool name
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postan now cause only saw it a minute ago:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4THE5_gZVw
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>>66361233
Nate is safe
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>>66366339
You are very correct. It brings great relief that construction will always be an essential service, even after economic collapse.
I dropped out of a great tier school once i concluded that we were on the brink of a severe resource/energy/economic crisis and started a drywall apprenticeship.
MY BOY Neil Magny knows whats up.
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>>66366446
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>>66366339
>get a job? Nah im more of an art person. The economy can sustain 50 million cartoonists right?
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the madman!
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>>66366627
Its surreal to see people going through life thinking that this current way of operating is even REMOTELY sustainable. I legit know people in their early 20s making plans for retirement, as if society will actually be 'business as usual' in 30-40 years LMAO
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What does heem stand for?
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>>66366562
spicy comeback, the other guy looked impressive but didn't seem to have too much ground game
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>>66366736
Handsome
Europeans
Exchanging
Memes
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>>66366760

I could live with that, although I somehow doubt that is true.
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>>66366760
I like this mf
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>>66366736
Hungry europeans exchanging memes

Next time google it goof
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>>66366774
It is actually

Here
Everyone
Exchanges
Memes

there used to be a forum (heem.proboards.com) in 2010 to exchange rare Schaubs. The site got shut down and we all migrated here.
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>>66366724
At least we're a few steps ahead of those pagan technology worshippers devoid of critical thinking skills.
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>>66366808
this

then we adopted the (You)conomy
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>>66366736
He
Enjoys
Entering
Men
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>>66366649

>ywn cum on that crew cut
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>>66366736
You are new as fuck.
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>>66366736
heem rhymes with meme and you're a faggot
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>>66366955
>>66366808
>>66366778
>>66366760
>>66366736

nice memes but I wonder what percentage of people in this thread actually know
I mean I think (I hope) it's pretty high, but is it ?

I like that no one ever answers srsly tho
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This thread sucks time for a new one >>66367011

>>66367011
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>>66366990
No. 95% of the people in this thread never even browsed WSHH threads on /sp/.
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>>66367018
>65 posts early

What the actual fuck ?
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>>66367018
the fuck is wrong with you
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>>66367029
Just report and ignore
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>>66367018
fuck off yank
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>>66367029
Brit OP has started a dangerous cycle of shitposting early threads
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>>66367043
This is your fault
>>
Cuckshank is onto Rizin
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>>66366974

yes im from /g/
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>>66367075
So why don't you lurk more instead of asking retarded questions.
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What does heem stand for
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>>66367018

delete this
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>>66367075
Lurk meer neger of terug naar /g/
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>>66367100
idk, dont think anything
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>>66367028
that show good lad?
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Where is carla esparza? Is she still in the ufc?
>>
>>66367120
Yes, it was fucking amazing. Definitely would recommend.
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>>66367139
aight its short too, I'll check it out, thanks
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>>66367085

Why don't you just tell me, I've never once seen it get mentioned before since the conor mc gregor fight against nate diaz
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>>66367018
wtf are you niggers doing
>>
>>66367167
reference to a world star video of a guy getting knocked out
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>>66367110
What a terrible language
>>
>>66367165
It really is a lot of fun. I don't know why it flew so under the radar when it aired and basically ever since.

>>66367167
That was like 3 weeks ago.
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>>66367167
the origin is really boring, it's better to remain in the dark and enjoy the memes.
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what does heem stand for
>>
>>66367196
the irony
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Man I wish Tyson would've went into MMA. Dat speed, dat agility, dat heart. he would've been god.

>>66367292
French may be shitty by many accounts, but at least it's easy on the ear
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>>66367061
>>66367051
>autism speaks
>>
Actual new thread >>66367321
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>>66367318
>be an autist and start a thread 50 posts early

>be surprised when another autist starts one ever earlier

durrrr hurrr
>>
Need a few more new threads made
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>>66367358
>my autism is ok because he did it first
Heem yourself my man
>>
>>66367384
I didn't make the thread you fucking retard
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>>66367407
Relax autismo
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>>66367317
>at least it's easy on the ear
this is a stupid meme, just like german being "angry"

they both sound like shit btw. french ppl sound like they are constantly full of phlegm and germans sound like stilted autists
>>
>>66367419
>say something stupid

>be surprised when you get treated like a stupid person

Kill yourself
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>>66367419
pure savagery
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>>66367458
Nice samefag, autismo
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>>66367427
>french ppl sound like they are constantly full of phlegm

this

we had french lessons in high school and people were spitting everywhere
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>>66367427
>french ppl sound like they are constantly full of phlegm
Yeah that's because intonation doesn't matter in french, it's a really flat language
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>>66367434
>autistic behavior is justified because other people did it first -some retard
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>>66367011

New
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>>66367485
Nobody said that you dumb fucking aspie

I'll outline it again so your dumb ass can comprehend a little easier

>some aspie like yourself starts a thread way too early
>this sets off a chain where other aspies like you start threads way too early
>thus a chain of shitposting is created

Dumbass
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>>66367510
>says "it's your fault" @ original perpetrator
>he isn't absolving second party of blame
Nice logic autismo
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>>66367527
>every single person is the same

Go kill yourself, you fucking useless aspie
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>>66367537
>it's not my fault it's societies fault
Lol
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>>66367541
>I'm a dumb aspie with desperate damage control who thinks everybody is the same

Kill yourself lmao
>>
http://www.boxingscene.com/broner-wanted-man-warrant-issued-violent-robbery-charge--102724

kek
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>>66367557
Lol
>I-it wasn't me
Sure it wasnt champ, that's why you responded to me calling you autismo. I accept your resignation.
>>
Honestly I havent fapped in 4 days and my dick is about to explode.
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>>66367592
Lmao, bud, you responded to TWO POSTS you fucking retard

Not only that you think calling multiple people an autist is "absolving"

Lmao you fucking aspie, gtfo outta here youre just pulling my leg
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>>66367541
>>66367557
>tfw people arguing over my post to britbong
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>>66367611
>time stamps: how do they work?
>>66367612
Lol, nice try
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>>66367011

Alright now its really time to move over to the new thread, this one actually sucks now
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>>66367636
>I'm a paranoid schizophrenic aspie

Lmao!
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>>66367663
You got called out son, sorry.
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>>66367679
No, you did actually, you seem to have a schizophrenic impression that two people can't respond the same post without being the same person

Pack in your diapers for the night, bud, time for bed

Time to kill yourself
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>>66367706
Lol, keep spinning that damage control
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>>66367723
Bud, you're trying to say two people are the same person because you got rightfully called out

Lmao
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>>66367636
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>>66367740
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH

BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN THE FUCK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUTTTTTTTTTTT
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>>66367740
>>66367738

Thanks for confirming your posting from your phone and computer lol
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>>66367758
You = BTFO

Pack it in, autismo
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>>66367777
Lol you've literally confirmed eveythinf I suspected with
>>66367740
>>66367738
>>66367758
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>>66367777
Sick Quads bro
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>>66367793
You got BTFO kiddo

Time to BTFO of your skull with a 12 gauge lmao
>>
>>66367758
>>66367777
Honestly, as an unbiased third party, >>66367758
got absolutely blown the fuck out. Ronda tier.

You should just kill "yourself" you autistic freak.
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>>66367808
Thanks bud
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>>66367758
>posting on my computer

How when im on fullscreen total war that doesnt let you minimize without exiting?
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if you guys don't stop i'm going to post trap porn
>>
>>66367824
>>66367826
It's gets better with every attempt lol
>>
pls heem yourselves
>>
>>66367824
No worries lad.
>>
>>66367838
Lmao keep trying
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>>66367864
Trying what? all I can do now is laugh
>>
>>66367885
Laugh at your own pathetic existence?

I agree!
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NEW THREAD>>66367011
>>66367011
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>>66367908
Lol
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>>66367937
Thanks for agreeing bud
>>
>>66361101

LMAO
>>
>>66361599
only thing he is missing is a Dark Side of the Moon and an Animal House poster .
>>
>>66367590
rip his career
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