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UPCOMING EVENTS:
3/25 - Legacy FC 52 (Sampson vs Schnell)
4/2 - WSOF 30 (Branch vs Starks)
4/8 - Legacy FC 53 (Lima vs. Trocoli)
4/10 - UFC FN 86 (Rothwell vs Dos Santos)
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Nurmagomedov vs Ferguson)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Campos)
4/16 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (Cormier vs Jones 2)
5/6 - ONE FC (TBA)
5/8 - UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/14 - UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
NEWS:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCV--UKZ_78
conor bless
>>66378304
good job
artem
conrad ducking 145
>tfw The GOAT and Nate squashed the beef
>I dont train in the Gi at least 3 times a week
>>66378343
you know that means Biebs said "I'll buy you a pound of the straight yeezy yo. A pound" and Nate said yes
>>66378358
>not really a fan of grappling
>only familiar with Metamoris which I did watch but was fucking boring except for Barnett crushing some manlet and Edgy/Royler
>watch Onnit Invitational
Fuck training in a gi.
thought you guys would get a kick out of this.
Schaubfag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBXXC5r3Z3o
>>66378343
What a fucken tool
>>66378398
you mustve loved that UR fight bisping sonnen grappling match that included no legal submissions
You're fighting prime Overeem and get bullied into a corner. He clinches up with you and feeds you a full power knee directly to the liver.
What do you do?
What's up with Mr. Multiculturalism? He claimed that Dana and Lorenzo told him that they had huge plans for his future, right after his loss to DC.
>>66378454
When exactly was he is his prime ?
>>66378480
Before the testing.
>>66378304
sleep tight jose
>>66378464
joe silva is literally getting shorter just thinking about what to do with him
i think he is just biding time hoping that jones wins the title and gifts him another title shot
in reality he needs a tune up fight but he doesn't want to face another power puncher like AJ
if i was him i'd be campaigning for a bader fight
>>66378454
heem him
Nate vs Conor 2 is confirmed to be at LW?
Is Nate Fucked?
>>66378304
it's 5 in the morning and i have yet to sleep, also i have a cold so i really would like a cozy, restful sleep
sleep tight jose
>>66378551
Nate is a natural lightweight, will have plenty of time to train, and he and his coaches know more about what works against Mcgoober and what doesn't than befoe
McGregor will have more cardio and will likely take the fight more seriously, as well as having less of a size disadvantage
I think Nate wins the rematch
>>66378595
*before
>>66378595
>I think Nate wins the rematch
I think so too but I'm hoping Connor heems him. Connor is too entertaining and literally the only reason to watch a bum division like LW.
>>66378551
>>66378595
source?
>>66378551
Not really. Or at all.
Nate is actually the worst matchup for McGregor right now.
So why the fuck, post hype, are they still trying to get this to happen.
>>66378613
>and literally the only reason to watch a bum division like LW.
Fucking casuals.
artem lobov is neetrex
>>66378454
heem him
>>66378630
meme fighters like pettis and alvarez, glass liver cerrone (Who's gone now), boring decision fuckers like RDA and khabib...
the only exciting top tier fighter is ferguson.
>'Cowboy' Cerrone says he would have submitted McGregor 'right away' at UFC 196
“I wasn’t surprised at all. That’s how I would have fought. I would have went in there and took his ass down and submitted him right away. I’m not even going to start on the (expletive) (expletive).”
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/03/cowboy-cerrone-says-he-would-have-submitted-conor-mcgregor-right-away-at-ufc-196
sleep tight jose
>>66378726
Cerrone is wayyy too slow, Connor would have lit him up on his feet and bounced his head off the canvas as he tried to shoot a takedown.
>>66378726
cowboy has more subs then tkos
he's one of those mma "white belts"
though benson high level black belt wants none of cowboy's guard?
can't remember the other hilarious "white belt" out there, there's a few
>>66378549
>>66378666
Impying you can heem prime overeem
>>66378726
lol sure you would cerrone
>seeing how connor blasted nate the entire first round and cerrone's propensity for quitting and also being a slow starter
i think he would of been hunched up against the cage hoping the ref would save him
>>66378738
>off the ca-canvas
Fixed
>>66378617
From everything I've read it will be 170 not lw
>>66378766
Nah that wouldn't make sence
>>66378766
for some reason i think nate his playing hard ball and wants another payday
i think he is being a bit silly and him being the limelight is getting to his head
or maybe they are going to do a big reveal for 200 and don't want to spoil it just yet
i dunno
You're a 5'6" latino fighting Connor McGregor who has dropped down to your weight class through the extensive use of illegal cutting agents. Early in the first round he catches you with a strong left which feels like a Mack truck colliding into your little manlet head. You get sent to the shadow realm for a brief moment before coming back to consciousness. You've lost your title, an excruciatingly embarrassing press conference and a long, silent flight back to Brazil await you.
What do you do when you wake up the next morning?
>>66378803
Cry, cry alot
>>66378803
several lines of coke and i hire some high class hookers with fake bunda's to ass fuck the pain away?
did i miss anything?
>>66378803
>as dropped down to your weight class through the extensive use of illegal cutting agents
Great meme.
BTW Aldo looked cut as fuck
>>66378803
Go back to the gym and take the next fight I'm offered.
>>66378803
bitch about it on twitter
>>66378843
>h-he's not on the gas, he cut to sub 8%bf naturally
What would you do in this situation?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17x0S_z64-g
>>66378887
Heem him desu. I'm not scared of any nigs no matter how loud he yells.
>>66378793
makes alot of sense. If u do a rematch the point is to do it at the same stipulations if u rematch at a different weight class their will always be excuses. Either for nate or conor
>>66378798
Ariel said Conor is demanding the fight at 170 because he wants to win the rematch without changing variables
>>66378803
Look at the check i just cashed
>>66378919
>because he wants to win the rematch without changing variables
he gotta fight it first
>>66378919
good this is why i like connor he believes in the meme
maybe diaz wants it at 155 so he can challenge for the title
i think like most of us know diaz is a natural 155er and he gets out muscled at 170
i'm not saying connor is going to out muscle diaz at 170 i'm just saying someone like robbie would easily smash diaz at 170
I fucking hate bullies, seeing innocent goofs gettin shit on for no reason really makes me wish to get on the gas and heem sone fuckers
>>66378979
fight me then i bully you yankee's nonstop
>>66378919
sauce on this please
I could use a new mma podcast or video to listen to
>>66378938
fucking spain man wtf was that
>>66378979
what are you referring to
>tfw i don't get (You)'s anymore
>>66378304
sleep tight radovan
https://youtu.be/U-EQJA8Ahac
>>66378304
hey found another event going on this weekend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BszfPM6oKXQ
>>66379023
(You)
>>66379057
They're going to do another one? LMAO
>>66378887
what the hell did he do the black guys car lmao
>>66379015
Some random guy gettin tackled by another guy, the guy who tackled just ran away to the couple other friends he was with
The world is a fucked up place sometimes
>>66379057
black dude in green looks like drake and james harden
lads r8 ufc 200 top matches
conair vs nick lite - 170/155
bunda Vs holly - bw title
cryldo vs fronk - #1 contender match
if aldo doesn't want then fronk vs halloway
>>66379072
threw a drink on it lmao
random heem
Chael is doing a Q&A on twitter
ask him about Schaub
https://twitter.com/sonnench
>>66379151
i think edgar has pretty much earned a title shot but it would be nice to see him fight aldo for the #1 contender match. aldo needs another fight too, would hate to see him fall off and not stay fighting just because he lost to conor..
bunda = meisha? i think thats a pretty weak rematch if so, holly only just won the belt and didn't have any defense so it seems kinda pointless. can't imagine the ufc heads would want too much potential reshuffling happening before ronda comes back either though so maybe they would make this happen..... it would however suck for two hunna to be a 196 repeat
>>66378454
Wait for 10 seconds until he gets tired.
random meme
>>66378887
how do you mess with someones car then puss out when they want to fight you? fucking pussy is wiping his car down and offering him money. fag needs to get his ass kicked.
>>66379287
we need more oc dankness desu, this gen is weak with the memes tbqh
should i heem my neighbours? it's the same shit every fucking day, noises and yellings from 7am
Meme maker here. I still have this. Complete update with new pics or total abandonment of this awful meme?
>>66379393
Also discovered I still have this. Same deal. Update or abandonment of this awful heem meme.
>>66379390
lol no you should stop being such a poorfag and live in a proper apartment that you can't hear your neighbours through the walls
fucking poorfag
>>66379390
If your life was a movie, what would the hero do?
anyone have a webm of holly going out
>>66379436
leave the country
You're a 5'8", 100lb Christy Mack. You're in a fight with War Machine in his prime after chilling in your las vegas home with your friend. Early in the first round, he catches you with a 1-2 while you're in the the shower almost naked. You get bullied into a corner in the shower and he beats the living fuck out of you and your friend.
What do you do?
Conor will pull out of the Diaz rematch with a sudden injury.
>>66379598
call him out for a rematch
>>66379598
shoot on him, then give up my back
>>66379561
Do that.
>>66379598
remind self that if I was cucking War Machine with a big ass nigger, he wouldn't be doing shit
lesson: always cuck with a BBC
>>66378551
Its likely but not 100% official. I dont' think mcgreggor has an answer for diaz, and i'm a mcgreggor fan.
>Conor McGregor
~
>Mr. Congo Grocer
Spicy sideboob
>>66379598
>>66379639
what really happened was she seeing someone outside of doing porn?
>what did war machine expect to happen i mean c'mon your dating a whore???
this is like tito dating jenna jameson what did he expect
i remember when war machine was on the JRE podcast he said he didn't go out anymore and just is focused on fighting
i thought to myself wow this guy has finally got his shit together
but then he goes and beats on his whore girlfriend
not even wsof will touch him now and he is spending his prime in prison anyways
Is ruthless roby natty?
>>66378480
soon
A professional Shooto fighter will enter the RIZIN ring for the first time. The well rounded Shooter Sasaki will face the long time UFC veteran Daron Cruickshank. Look forward for these two, well experienced fighters to clash in the ring.
>>66379712
I guess she was at her house with a "friend" and War Machine wasn't supposed to be there. Then War Machine just showed up at her house out of nowhere and saw her with another guy and kicked her asshole.
>>66379746
ahhh ok fuck i feel like he is unlucky his last stint in jail was because his friend started a fight
but his friend got off because he was a navy seal
well thats what war machine says
anyone unironically think mcgregor could beat aldo a second time?
>>66379724
he hasn't been caught so you could presume no
Did you guys see that Chael has a politics show on that urshow.tv site now?
Sorry if it's already been discussed, just thought it was interesting.
https://www.urshow.tv//Video/yNTCgQSP
Have a great night
>>66379783
sure, why not? he caught the mother fucker immediately first time out, im sure he could catch him again if you gave him even more time...
>>66379783
yes
i also think he could beat RDA and nate
any other questions?
>>66379820
thanks for posting anon im gonna check this out
>>66378726
He probably would, especially if they were fighting at 170. Cowboy has better wrestling than Nate.
>>66379820
chael's a bright guy no?
>>66379831
Yes: are you on glue?
This shit show of a press conference just popped up on my youtube recommended list... the trash talk is fucking awful from everyone, it's like they're trying to pull out some sonnen or mcgregor shit but are completely unable. cringeworthy.
this thread needs some filthy desu
>>66379847
>Trump supporter
Nah.
In case you missed it- Fightography: Oleg Taktarov
http://www.ufc.tv/category/fightography-collection-oleg-taktarov
And they're really ramping it up with the Cage Rage library; couple of days ago there were only 3 full events and a few famous single fights, now there's a dozen full cards.
http://www.ufc.tv/category/cage-rage-library
Fresh Gracie breakdown
https://youtu.be/lNACwXLeHHk
post qtest weigh-in pics
>>66379849
>>66379863
well why can't he beat them?
>Conor beats Aldo
>"Conor Can't beat Aldo!"
God damn these meme deniers
>>66378304
sleep tight jose
>conor ducks frankie TWICE to have meaningless meme 170 matches
>"HAHA FRONK IS MANLET LEFT HAND LMAO"
>>66379900
i agree with you. he definitely has a chance, i just thought it was a funny couple of posts.
>>66379916
what worse east coast or west coast fags?
i can't tell
>muh fronkie, muh jon GOAT jones
or
>muh 209, 420weedlmao
i think i hate both of you equally i'm looking forward to khabib asserting himself on the 155 pound division once again
DC will end Jones
>>66379922
his looks are overrated. I think Amirkhani and Rockhold are the qtest
>>66379928
how do russians feel about dagestanis
>>66379928
>east west coast
i like people from both lad.
>muh khabib
literally allahu akbar. i thought you guys weren't cucks like sweden. *tsk* *tsk*
>>66379928
Khabib is decisionfag tho russbro
>>66379930
no he wont jones memed all over DC he played his own game and wrestle fucked / dirty boxed him to victory
if jones wants he could just stay on the outside and pick DC apart
>>66379934
i don't particularly like them but i bandwagon them when they win
>>66379922
gross
brock is literally a gorilla
>>66379928
look forward to him getting choked out by el cucuy
http://youtu.be/j1rhY1DPkLU
>>66379977
jesus christ nate blew the fuck up. on tv and interviews more than champions themselves. i want to see him do a talk show, conor has been on conan a lot.
>>66379985
I think kimmel would mesh the best with Nate
>>66379970
lol how is he going to choke out khabib when he is continuously on the bottom eating shots?
>>66379977
based nate
how much are you looking forward to this card?
>>66380005
Rubber guard
>>66380005
rock him with a punch as he flails in trying to get a takedown, then score a reversal. bet on it
>>66380029
>rock him
i've never seen khabib rocked desu senpai
>>66380026
lol
>muh mission control
fuck off khabib is going to annihalate tony "the fake" ferguson
>war khabib, embrace the decision
this time I might just dissapear
>dead knees mussie beesh khabib beating based ferg
>>66380057
But you're not an Irish flag.
>>66380020
this is beautiful. rashad to heem glover, dan will kill machida, and the GOAT gamburyan on a card praise baby jesus
>>66380061
bangladesh with the bantz
what will happen to the irish population here if connor loses again to nate
>>66380061
bongbro with the bants
>>66380043
How many times had you seen Conor get rocked before his last fight?
>>66380077
how many times had you seen Ferguson rock a fighter?
see i can ask questions as well
>>66380092
A lot of times actually lol
>shitty grappler wet back ferguson beating based master wrestler khab
>>66380020
pretty fucking stacked for a fox card. mostly hyped for the main event to see khabib get his first defeat, but theres a lot of intersting fights. 9/10 desu
>>66380102
just checked is record
>well fug me but he hasn't rocked anyone recently
>>66380071
if rashad wins i see them putting him with gus and we all know how gus reacts to bulls, even an old bull like rashad has the will to emasculate gus and stretch that pucc. Jones v rashad after johnson gets killed will draw desu
>>66380075
none are here so we won't know
>>66380092
kek
>>66380114
records dont count when fighters get rocked... plenty of fighters get hurt then lose via submission see last ppv main event 'upset'
>>66380121
evans jones rematch after all this time would be pretty exciting out of novelty but i don't think he will make it that far desu, glover will probably heem him
>>66380125
>that wasn't an upset
>conor didn't win the first round
cmon, bring the memes bitch
>>66380129
glover is a pussy
>>66380121
gus beat jones and munwa and he got head butted by AJ
i think this whole black bull meme will end when he thoroughly dismantles rashad
thats if rashad can even make it to the glover fight and doesn't pussy out faking an injury
>muh knee lol
>>66378304
sleep tight jose
>>66380102
Also, Im leaning towards Khabib winning at the moment. I just think that the biggest hole in his game is he is quite sloppy with his stand up because his grappling is so strong that usually once he get his hands on somebody they will go for a ride. Ferguson is great at capitalizing on sloppy entrances.
>>66380154
>gus beat jones
18+
>>66380159
>Ferguson is great at capitalizing on sloppy entrances.
well khabib is a pretty slick grappler i think fergusons best chance is on the feet
Who is prepared for the reign of Ngannou?
>khabib will beat ferguson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eq3ybshdSe4
anyone seen this? i wish GSP was my bf
>Who is prepared for the reign of Ngannou?
>>66380165
I think jones loses 197
his last 3 wins were from decision + his ring rust will hold him back
I see him going down in the 4th or 5th, by submission or possibly TKO
>4 heavyweight bouts on the next ufc card
>>66380223
I think he has put on too much muscle and will gas out.
>>66380214
you a straight bitch, he is going to take over hw
>>66380233
b-but he has a VERY sickening work ethic
Is Crossfit the best martial arts base for an mma fighter?
>>66380234
you a straight bitch, he is going to take over hw
>>66380238
t. joe rogan
>>66380255
STOP OPPRESSING ME, LOOK AT THIS GREAT APE. HE IS OUR FUTURE
Why is Conan so devoted to his team?
It sucks.
>>66380287
because he knows what is best in life
>>66380267
>he is big therefore he will dominate
>>66380287
you should be happy lad, god knows the trex won't get to neet off of someone else. What I'm saying is, lobov is neetrex
>>66380303
you and your kind were sent to >>>/asp/ for a reason seriously fuck off with your shit
>>66380321
>>66380324
>only use heem approved athletes
18+
8
+
>>66380345
>using outlaw memes
Back to /wwe/ senpai
>>66380345
>athletes
yes post with athletes not stage fighting actors?
theirs a difference
guys stop fighting, im sorry i devolved heem into such a shitposting fiasco.
can we go back to talking about ngannou desu :3
>>66380385
>>>/asp/
>>66379891
Filthy really does look like a caveman.
>>66380383
cannonier is also a legit black man on the next card, why ngannou?
>>66380390
>board linking
>>66380383
>muh big black superior bull
>>66380399
i think he truly has the power and style to take down a lot of highly ranked hw's.
The way he fights could take a lot of fighters, such as browne, reem, dos santos. I think he has a lot of favourable matchups.
>>66380422
(You)
>>66380435
>le (you) meme xdddd
you telling me ngannou couldn't at least go even against the top 10? delusional
>>66380448
(You)
>>66380435
>>66380455
keep it up americuck you can't handle the fucking pressure bitch
>>66380465
(You)
every single morning
>>66380484
kill yourself
>>>/b/
>>66380448
he couldnt
>>66380501
(You)
>...and discuss the different possible integers as to why Batman could beat Superman. [...] these guys are phonies and so is your pound for pound list, what was your question?
>>66380553
shitposting
Heem is so shitty now because mcgregor lost and now we all realize that this is more entertainment than sport and the best meme we have is jon jones getting his dick sucked
>>66380588
the real best meme is anybody who mentions that jew fuck schaub
>>66380588
some of you guys are cool don't go to anons house tomorrow
>>66380602
Schaubposting isn't what it once was. We had dedicated Schaubposters before,posting his every move. Now it seems people do it more to just continue the meme
>>66380588
>Heem is so shitty
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1458901749750.webm
Schaub x neetrex x rogaine x dc(dick cumfarmer) lads
>>66380588
there's still alpha sage meme
>>66380691
probably PR people posting that
>>66380691
Sage panic tapped and is so obviously on steroids its retarded
>>66380588
neetrex is dank lad plenty of unused memetential
artem 'long hand' lobov will win via /heem/ in his next 3 fights
then lose his next 3 in a row and get cut
cap this post
>>66380588
it's because there's only been oneUFC event since 196 and there won't be another event for 2 more weeks m8.
the MMA4NY thing was pretty fun
>>66380659
>i.4cdn.org/wsg/1458901749750.webm
literally wwe desu
>>66380725
>doubting neetrex will have a streak that leads to the belt
>>66380760
You may not like him but you gotta respect him~
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Dave-Legeno-14584
>>66380772
big names
>Herb Dean
>TKO (Eye Injury)
kek
>>66380762
lol stop trying to make my dick hard i just want him to go on a heem streak
he has to learn how to get into the pocket and start swinging like a good lad
discuss edgy brah
i think ngarnew would defeat sea god cain in a 1v1 inside the pentagon
xD
>>66379977
fucking based nate diaz
How was the Onnit grappling yesterday? I went to sleep
Did Schaubs boy win?
>>66380815
(You)
>>66380834
you think you're funny you fat american dog
>>66380851
(You)
>>66379977
This nigga has a new interview everyday
Great stuff though, he says some real shit. I do wonder how Diaz was in the same place with Bieber
>>66379977
baron davis got outed
(Me)
>>66379977
Bloody hell there's some bootyblasted Bieber fans in the comments
>>66380855
>unironic autism
>tfw no one rates your boy
>>66380924
who is your boy?
>>66380924
weidman looked good until he threw the meme kick trying to trtor his way to victory
he wont be as stupid in the next fight
>>66380949
bader
>>66380951
weidman sucks desu ped babby tbqh
>>66380951
Don't shut up.
>>66380963
Shut up.
>>66380963
>weidman sucks desu ped babby tbqh
this is an easy way to spot an idiot lol
>>66380963
What's next for him? gus maybe?
>>66380963
>bader
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
nobody rated bader ever lol
which fighter do you reckon has the biggest cock lads? pic related for me
>>66380980
most logical match tbqh winner gets winner of rumble and jones
>>66380989
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The general consensus says that taking any reasonably sized modern UFC fighter and sending him back to UFC 1, the modern UFC man would tear through the tournament with ease.
However, is there a counter-example to this notion?
A modern UFC fighter who would have no chance in UFC 1?
Let's assume we can only pick a fighter 170 or higher.
>>66381024
(You)
>>66381024
CM Punk
Checkm8 atheists
>>66380000
kimmel would try to laugh at him and get stockton slapped quick
>>66381023
gus will point strike bader easily
bader is a robotic wrestler with uncordinated striking
anyone like gus with fluidity of mewvment will pick apart bader
>>66380020
>casuals think this is a stacked card
>>66381048
It's a terrible matchup for bader. Gus has top tier TDD.
>>66381039
J U S T
has anyone some trouble feeling lately lads?
My uncle is in intensive care due some serious infection and it does nothing to me
>>66381054
>CM Punk
>Coach
lel
>>66381069
go check on him lad, trust me, been through this when my cousin had a car accident. didn't feel shit until they told me he died.
They woke me up and i showered and got dressed to go to the burial, i was feeling nothing until i just collapsed crying going down the stairs. Cherish every moment senpai.
>>66378304
Legacy is tomorrow aye? How many hours exactly? I need to wake up in time
>>66380760
stream some mma u goof
>>66381113
but why am I not feeling anything in the first place though?
>>66381144
idk, for me it was cause I never had a loss like this and the delusion that things will get better. pray he gets better but assume he won't i guess
anyone got heems?
>>66381144
cuz ur an edgy bastard
>>66381165
amirkhanis qtness is underrated. Solid 9
>>66381132
on slow internet bruh
won't be able to stream til wednesday
>>66381200
i will never forgive you for this
>>66381165
and a second one, for good measure. G*d bless.
>mfw nate gets another big payday and gets to heem conor again
>>66381054
>coach
>bio of an edgy 14 year old
Kek
Is there any reason not to bet a fuckton on Rothwell against JDS?
>>66381251
>rothwell meme
>>66381251
Cause rothwells a fat autistic retard who almost got heemed by schaub would be a good reason
do.the.rothwell.webm
If you haven't supported your boy through at least one loss then he isn't your boy at all
Being faithful to your boy even when he isn't on top of the world is what makes him still your boy
It's easy to claim he's your boy when he's beating everybody but hard to stick by your boy even when he's being memed on for losing
Stand by your boys, heem
>>66381258
none of my boys have ever legitimately lost a fight though pal
if your boys a loser like gunni he's no boy at all
>>66381254
>>66381255
>implying JDS wont get heemed by a gust of wind at this point
>>66381176
I think estonia's edgy cringe posts really had an effect on me
>>66381276
Sounds like your endocrine system is pingin cause ur a fakkin dumb cunt who eats meat and doesnt carb the fuck up
Conor McGregor will bounce Nate's head off the canvas and the meme.
>>66381289
Conor is the meme
Nate is far from it
>>66381285
I literally just carbed up m8
maybe its all the bananas
i carbed up on beers last night friends
now the hangover is inbound, its ok tho i just took some drugs and hopefully they'll kick in soon and end this suffering
>>66381275
>>66381251
i dunno bro i just don't know
rothwell in all his current fights just walks forward wading through punches to land his own awkward robotic strikes
i just think this is a very risky strategy against a slick boxer like jds
but do what you want lad just remember to post the betting slip on /heem/ so we can all laugh at you
or you can gloat over us with your winnings
>>66381306
>carbing up on alcohol
you fucked up you fakin damb kunt degnerate
I bet you drank some coffee too to wake up you fucking junkie
Happy Friday /HEEM/. I sincerely hope you are sober, employed and training regularly.
is diego still your boy friends?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gL3yYmiJwI
>>66381357
i've never been sober in me life ya damn fakkin kant
>>66381386
didn't he fall off the wagon again?
>>66378304
sleep tight jose
would schaub have a chance in a post-usada hw div???
i'm living like emperor nero and you cucks are hunched over in your $120 Staples wageslave chairs
>>66381397
he fights better off the wagon 2bh desu
>>66381429
>>66381418
>>66381409
>>66381392
>>66381379
>>66381367
>>66381353
>>66381470
wtf was there???
>>66381480
(you)
>>66381470
tactical nuke deployed
>>66381480
german cp spammer made a return
post heems to cleanse our souls
fedor GOAT
>>66381480
People talking about chairs. It got taken care of most porn I have seen on this board.
>>66381595
>It got taken care of
quicker than most porn i have seen on this board.
so... can we keep posting arianny's tits and gina's ass? yes? no? it's mma related nonetheless
>>66378341
>>66378341
>>66378341
>Plastic Fantastic Arriany and Brittney were LaughingGirls.JPEG at Conrad McTappy when he flinched like a bitch
>>66378454
Counter his chin
All you need is one good hit and he turns into a surrender machine
>>66378751
"Prime" aka juiced to the tits. Nothing to do with skill.
bad bitch with a tan
do you know one by chance?
CONOR KNOWS THE GAME IS UP
HE'D RATHER LOSE TO NATE TWICE THAN GET DISMANTLED BY EDGAR OR ALLOW ALDO HIS REVENGE
THE MEME IS OVER
THE IRISH ARE LEAVING
THANK YOU NATE
THANK YOU NICK
THANK YOU PEREZ
THANK YOU JAKE SHIELDS
THANK YOU 209
THANK BRAZILIAN JIU JITSU CHILDREN'S SEMINAR BY DIAZ BROS
MMA will never be relevant, not ever more relevant that a dead sport like boxing
You know why? It's too unpredictable, and it isn't a good thing. You can't really know which fighter is good or bad, they can lose or win in every single fight
Just check Nate Díaz's record lmao
>>66381767
nate got his ass eaten by the man the myth the legend rory red king
>>66381779
nate won that fight bro
only round rory won was the 3rd, re watch it
everyone goes, oh rory smashed nate but no one's even watched the fight besides the slams
>>66381796
ok anon wait here i will report with my results. havn't seen that fight for years
>>66381809
thanks for admitting you're talking out of your ass like 99% of /heem/
tfw i am the 1%
>>66381809
http://m.au.uf
.com/media/Free-Fight-Friday-MacDonald-vs-Diaz
for any who would like a spontaneous /heem/ group watch
ALPHA
L
P
H
A
>>66378595
>Nate is a natural lightweight
I like this meme, what's it called?
If Nate is a natural LW then Conor is a natural FW, and we all know that's not true.
>>66381819
why are crowd chanting fuck you diaz
>>66381895
this
>>66381901
shockingly Diaz is not everyones boy.
HEY J-JON, ARE W-W-WE PRETENDING AGAIN?
>>66381822
>m.au.
>m
can't make this shit up
>>66381919
thats why the screens so small, thanks anon
>>66381819
pretty sure rory wins first two rounds m8
>>66381819
i am the 1% too
>>66381947
same here
>>66381413
He would have won the title pre-usada if Rogan wasn't such an idiot.
>>66381956
>Chinny
>Lost against journeymen/over the hill fighters
>Gets heemed on a regular basis sometimes even after nearly heeming his opponent.
>>66381916
>there are goofs in this thread right now who don't remember I decided I would trade a McGOAT loss for a DC win
that dirty dindu Jones is going to get BTFO
>>66381956
i hope rogan dies in a car crash today
>>66381979
weirdo
lads PVZ is gonna be the biggest star in the ufc after she wins dancing with the stars
>>66381993
She's "very single" currently too, so... maybe she's getting ready to feature on one of those dating shows?
>>66381993
you say that like she's going to fight again
>>66381767
>implying that's not the appeal
>implying that doesn't make it all the more impressive when fighters like Jones or GSP are so dominant
>implying I give a shit whether MMA is considered "relevant" by plebs
>>66381993
>>66381993
anyone have the pigeon vanzant webms?
>Daron Cuckshank
All the locals hide their heems of regret
Open fire cause I heem to you death
Sky high with a grappling of stone
You'll never heem me cause I'm always alone
>>66381993
dancing with the ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''stars''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
Do you lads think McGregor will shoot for the takedown early against Nate or even try to sub him?
>>66381944
>http://m.au.uf
>.com/media/Free-Fight-Friday-MacDonald-vs-Diaz
its not an ass eating tho
>>66381993
>She already came in 4th
>>66381993
According to the new UFC fans she probably deserves title shot after winning dancing with the stars
>Jimmy Hettes destroying Nam Pham
I think I found a new boy.
New Marc Ratner Tweet
>>66382044
He will "Rize" again haha
>>66382209
Just rewatched Whittaker embarrassing Colton Smith, that alone is worthy of boy status
>>66382268
I wish they kept Colton around to get his ass kicked some more
My shins are all bruised up from kicking the bag lads. Who else /tooexplosivefortheirowngood/?
>>66382236
that scarf every fucking time
i want to choke him with it as i punch him in his old mouth
>>66382298
Colton vs Artem at catchweight please
>>66380071
>hendo will kill machida
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>66382316
How about Artem vs that Mexican schoolboy that Nate brings around with him?
>>66382301
is that a fart joke?
>>66382350
I dont think so Giblet Melondez is the goat
>>66381993
Somehow I don't think those who are watching Dancing with the Stars are llkely going to be watching people maul each other inside a cage
>>66382268
>>66382298
>>66382316
how dare you guys disrespect a veteran?
colton is a marine goddamnit and you will respect him or i'll come over there and suck all your fucking dicks
>>66382301
>he has pussy shins that arent even calcified yet
what a fucking goof u are bro, lithcuck is gonna permaheem u with one shot
YEW ESH AYYY DEE AYYY....
WHAT HAPPENED?
>Nate claims Conor's trash talk is scripted and not constructed
>When asked about his titleshot plans Nate ''I can't pronounce a coherent compound sentence'' says his pursuits of title fights are a misguided fairytale
mfw
>>66382552
you're making no sense
>>66382298
>>66382316
>>66382441
>THIS IS EASY
>>66382552
who said what about who?
>>66378693
>boring decision fuckers like RDA
did you see his last fight?
>>66381308
Rothwell has an underrated hand fighting/parry game and his style is awkward, but it is more suited for small gloves than traditional boxing.
>>66382646
But th..that doesn't count because Cerrone is a slow starter ;_;
lads are there any wmma spicy bangers worth a fuck?
>>66382838
Tate vs Kedzie is GOAT
>>66382838
disgusting tbqhwy
>>66382838
No.
Woman do no possess the upper body strength required to bang.
>>66382838
Jedrzejczyk vs Penne is good, but Penne gets absolutely mauled in that fight
Thug Rose vs PvZ is great too if only because it's satisfying as hell to see chimpface get wrecked
>>66382907
Those aren't spicy bangers then are they
Those are saucy maulings
>>66382907
one sided fights aren't spicy bangers
what was that fightpass prelim wmma spicy banger a few cards back?
>>66383001
wasn't duffy vs peahead, that was a wet blanket
So is it pretty much a given that Conor & Nate are rematching at 200? Really don't want to see Nate lose and get his hype destroyed. Besides, Conor needs to defend his fucking belt. By the time July rolls around he'll have had it for 7 months.
>>66383001
That would be Lauren Murphy vs Kelly Faszholz
Need a Rose Namajunas gf
>>66378454
die?
daily reminder that Yoel is natty and he will get up from under this USADA nonsense
all of you are literally on the gas
>>66378454
I puke on him
>>66383144
I'm not even on proper nutritious meals.
>>66383155
that's because you live in a fucking shithole mate
>walking down the alleyway shortcut home
>see this coming right at you
What would you do?
>>66383177
that was the joke
>>66383182
shoot that hambeast before it reaches me, with the gun I carry around because I am an American and bear the right to carry arms
>>66383187
stop being morbid you bangladeshi fuck at least you have internet
>>66383204
I wasn't complaining.
>>66383204
straya cant take the bants
>>66383218
>>66383215
jokes on them i was just pretending
>>66383182
Present my bp
>>66383240
whats a bp?
>>66383246
blood pressure
>>66383246
Bis-ping
>>66383182
Ask her why she wears the mask
>>66383182
That musk makes everyone look like a retard.
>>66380559
Based Chael P.
>>66382552
Can you produce a coherent sentence?
>>66383182
Ask her for a urine same
>>66380559
I'm pretty sure that's not how you use "integer" in a sentence
>>66383246
boku-no pico
Anyone here knows training and muscle gain?
From my limited experience as a lifter I can't see Conor lessening the size disadvantage in 4 months. He is probably gaining 5-10lb of solid muscle tops while Diaz should be gaining similar amounts (even if Diaz weight don't change much, because he was pretty skinny fat in the fight).
I mean, unless Diaz sits in his ass the whole 4 months the fight will be a more proper 170lb bout but with the same advantages to Diaz.
>>66383182
Natty af
>>66383063
knew you'd remember it, thanks pillar
>>66381258
>not solely supporting undefeated fighters
>Khabib
>Aljo Sterling
>Almeida
>>66383340
Conor will mot be gaining anywhere near 5-10 pounds of muscle from now to July
He may gain 5 pounds in "bulk" but almost none of that will be muscle
>>66383340
the ufc is tying him up with a shitload of media to try to get him out of shape
devious jew bastards
>>66383359
>Almeida
Not for long
>>66383329
but he did
go ask him, Luigi
GO
ASK
HIM
>>66383384
He will knock that fuccboi Garbrandt out cold tho fammalam.
>>66381895
>weight classes dont matter
>get HEEM'd
>he's too big!
>>66383350
Any time babe
>tfw no mma to watch with my /heem/ family this weekend
TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING SENPAI
>>66381165
What did he mean by this?
>>66383480
I feel you senpai.
I need some sweet heems and memes, it just makes the weekend feel better.
has Cuck Cormier said anything funny lately?
>>66383563
he said he wants to your dick just yesterday
>>66383563
that madman
>>66383413
I think you'd be surprised
Just how much better is cryo than an icebath?
>>66383652
it's an expensive meme
>>66383652
Probably zero
Its just another fitness meme
Theres not a man alive who can come on this soil and beat me
what does he eat 3x a day?
>>66383710
his demons ._.
>>66383710
childhood trauma
OIL ELIMINATE CHAD MINI MENDES
>>66383340
>but with the same advantages to Diaz
The UFC is trusting the cover curse effect will have passed by then
>>66383748
>>66383750
>>66383753
R A R E COMBO
>>66383710
what doesn't he eat is the real Q.
>>66383800
I'm the only rare, others are fake.
>>66383849
no, rare was vanuatu the other day
you are just bangbro
>>66383868
>vanatu didn't show her red panties
>>66383868
A real somalian posted on int two days ago
>>66383340
conor used to cut nearly 30 lb's to make 145 anyway
>>66383710
Bananas
30 a day, MINIMUM
>>66383480
Brace is tonight at 11
What does RDA style leg kick feels like?
>>66383981
it hurts a lot
>>66383340
he's rich and uses steroids, it's a possibility
>>66384011
Even like one? How damaging is it?
>>66384044
see the nate vs rda fight, you'll know.
>>66384061
The exact reason I'm asking. Of course numerous (that took place) kicks will eventually take down anyone, my question is how devastating a single kick is.
>>66384044
they hurt a fucking lot, take a handful full force to the same spot and you be limping theyre pretty brutal
>>66384111
a single kick would likely just hurt, even when you take it with foot planted, the angle could matter though, if its close to your knee you could get snapped the fuck up. more likely it will just take the spring out of your step and hurt so much it distracts you, temporarily.
leg kicks are the biggest meme. they dont finish fights.
>>66384141
get out of here cecil
>>66383413
I think you'll be surprised
How do I acquire Anthony tier babes?
>>66384183
Obtain shekels
>>66384214
obtain melanin********
>>66384141
watch wsof gaethje vs foster
>>66382454
no for gay jeezus
Gone down the vegan youtuber rabbithole lads. The stuff these people beleive and practice is comical
>>66384136
>if its close to your knee you could get snapped the fuck up
Why RDA didn't aim for the knee then, it's banned or something?
>>66384141
>mfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub1f47YKGb8
>>66384270
I heard it's only legal in muay thai, not in mma. could be wrong.
>>66384316
you are wrong
can people please stop saying that conor lost to diaz? he got submitted which isn't really a loss plus he fought a guy who was 25 pounds heavier than him. give the man some fucking respect
>>66379002
The MMA Hour, most recent episode
>>66384270
never been in an mma fight or used a leg kick in combat so not sure. isnt it one of those things that is looked down upon, just like the kick to the knee that jonny bones does? could also be heightened risk of checking, harder to land properly (bruising the huge muscle tissue target in the quads rather than the small area above the knee could be much more effective)
but those are just casual guesses, ive never been in a fight just traned and sparred
>>66381273
>nate picks him!!
That is fucking adorable!!
>>66384358
I mean, push kick to the knee isn't illegal, why should side kick to the knee be?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fb9nj8tC6ag
>>66384268
Oh yeah all that scientific evidence is so comical
any fight fan stuff going on today lads?
>>66384529
fanned your mum last night lad
>>66378613
>implying Diaz brothers can be heemed
>implying Nate would not regain control as soon as it hit the ground, thus preventing a tko
>>66380691
beta as fuck
>>66384529
>>66384547
same here
and that goes for both of you
conor mcgregor is scared of nate diaz
>>66384390
>if me and my brother were born in the right time we might both be warriors
I've fought like 15 times from 10-17, mostly guys older and heavier than me, and the only kid that didn't pussy out after a couple punches was my little brother
>>66384617
>>66384547
>>66384529
Same here, that goes for all three of you.
>>66384529
Brace 38 starts in about 9 bongs
Brazil lads, can you explain what this is? https://youtu.be/11t0jNRb2FI
As far as I can tell its like a big lit up bus blasting music that people dance on and these guys run around along side it?
>>66380829
holy shit conair was so fucking done in this fight.. bitch should have kept going on his feet.. maybe he would have got a lucky punch that diaz wasnt rolling with. but i guess with a better boxer that may not be as likely.
>>66379598
if you punch a fake tit hard enough, what happens? Does it explode?
>>66384183
that thickness
anthony johnson has superb taste
>>66379754
>russia
>he is unlucky for beating a woman half to death and getting caught
Aren't you supposed to be in jail Aleks?
>>66379985
I like Nick more but in some ways it's probably better that Nate got famous, there is no way Nick could handle these types of interviews.
>>66384654
thats the aussie promotion with shitty af productioin right?
any tuf nation boys fighting?
>>66384660
I'm on the same boat as you desu
heard it carries people to parties or something, but all the videos are they roaming random quiet trashy suburbs, mostly not even by night
it's probably like a city tour bus but HUEd
>>66381273
>i will never have a younger bro to look out for
>i will never have a younger bro to love me and pick me up after a fight
NEW:
>>66384777
>tfw someone with your rare flag is spouting shitty pleb opinions all day every day on /heem/
>>66384183
harpoons
>>66384660
imagine the horror of seeing fofão and his friends climb your wall while you're having a barbecue in your yard
I'd probably have a heart attack before I was able to realize they are not coming in to murder everyone in the house and that they just want to fucking dance on top of my wall
>>66384673
He scared shitless of being KO'd
>>66383182
why does she wear the mask?!
Posting heems to heem this thread
>>66384879
>Ko'd
>Nate Diaz
dude doesn't have the power to KO anyone.
stop overrating the guy, he's a grinder that works submissions.
Conor was gassed and made a huge mistake. Had nothing to do with being afraid of Nate's non-existent knock out power. Conor was likely looking to score points and engage in a homosexual breath catcher, which is common in MMA.
He forgot Nate is a submission pro though, that was his mistake.
>>66385150
(You)
Guys, who can beat RDA?
The only name that comes to my mind is Khabib but its only a small chance
Is RDA at his peak right now?
I just dont see any 155 beating him.
>>66385253
neetrex lad
>>66381258
still with my boy to this day even though he was wrong about last fight
no longer mystic but will forever be my boy
this ufc 2 game judges decisions are almost as bad as the ones in real life
>>66385150
(You) Part 2
>>66386174
It's all bout dat authenticity
