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UPCOMING EVENTS:
3/25 - Legacy FC 52 (Sampson vs Schnell)
(((Main card starts at 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 2 AM GMT)))
4/2 - WSOF 30 (Branch vs Starks)
4/8 - Legacy FC 53 (Lima vs. Trocoli)
4/10 - UFC FN 86 (Rothwell vs Dos Santos)
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Nurmagomedov vs Ferguson)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Campos)
4/16 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (Cormier vs Jones 2)
5/6 - ONE FC (TBA)
5/8 - UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/14 - UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
NEWS:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCV--UKZ_78
>>66384801
meet up with him and heem him you goof
>>66384777
I love it i love it
>>66384777
>tfw youll never be gay enough to get a penis tatted on your chest
>>66384822
haha penis xD
been rewatching some justin gaethje fights. the guy literally has baseball bats for legs. I think he has either hurt or tko'd everyone he's fought in WSOF with leg kicks.
I hope JDS heems Rothwell but I know it's probably not going to happen
>>66384836
I've TKO'd a dude with leg kicks, it was pretty wild. You can really feel their legs give out when you kick hard enough. It's like the muscle convulses.
>>66384870
Swede why are you kicking in Boxing fights
why
WHY
W
H
Y
>>66384887
That's Boxing Swede, who has disappeared ever since his embarassment after the Cruz-Dillashaw fight.
>>66384905
>who has disappeared
>>66384905
Wasn't the guy who fought recently and had it on Youtube a Swede?
>>66384923
I didn't see it but if he did, great for him. I hope he won. I feel like almost every swede who posts here trains, though.
Is there anyone else on /heem/ who also watches real sports?
>>66384943
He lost by decision, gassed early
>>66384961
Apehoop, Handegg, Boreball arn't real sports
>>66384961
Ice hockey and mma master race
>>66384943
He was the Iraq looking guy. Not even trying to meme
>>66384836
where does one watch wsof?
>>66384943
>>66384973
Found it in the archives, here's his fight. We should encourage him more desu, he's definitely /heem/'s BOY though
https://youtu.be/2pM0R6tRrAw
https://youtu.be/OgYpHGw941w
https://youtu.be/JMyZvYrrNUE
>>66384995
Mate, Swedish combat sports are 80% immigrants.
>>66385015
I didn't know that
>>66385014
Oh btw he's in the Blue
>>66385014
he was never my boy
you can hear butterfly's wings flapping when he hits the heavy bag
dude couldnt heem a child
>>66385027
Was he on the gas?
>>66385050
I think you'd be surpsrised
>>66385014
Doxxed him
heres one with no headgear
https://youtu.be/hUMxwuu117s
THIS IS WHAT UFC LOOKS LIKES.
GET IT? SO GET IT!
Jake Matthews: $2,500 def. Johnny Case: $2,500
Daniel Kelly: $2,500 def. Antonio Carlos Junior: $2,500
Steve Bosse: $2,500 def. James Te Huna: $5,000
Bec Rawlings: $2,500 def. Seo Hee Ham: $2,500
Alan Jouban: $2,500 def. Brendan O'Reilly: $2,500
Dan Hooker: $2,500 def. Mark Eddiva: $2,500
Leslie Smith: $2,500 def. Rin Nakai: $2,500
Viscardi Andrade: $2,500 def. Richard Walsh: $2,500
>>66385093
>doxxed him
smdh """people""" still do this
what do you want for searching a random swede, a cookie?
What if DC beats Jones?
>>66385203
SELF FELLATIO
>>66385203
the more time is passing, the more I'm starting to think that might happen, am I being paranoid?
>>66385203
DC will grab Jon's dick and stick it in his mouth on national television to prove he's just a powerbottom.
>>66385203
what does DC stand for?
>>66385219
the way things have been going, you never know
>>66385219
paranoid? are you a bones fanboy or something
>>66385225
Dick Customer.
>>66385013
Nbcsn
>>66385225
District (of) Columbia
>>66385219
DC has the best shot out of everyone in the UFC, lhw and hw.
>>66385266
Nah Rumble does.
Lets be honest, who can beat RDA?
Only name that comes to my mind is Khabib but its only a small chance
Is RDA at his peak right now?
I just dont see any 155 beating him.
>>66385225
direct current
Reminder that artem has a killer reach
>>66385280
Conor will heem him
>>66385277
>Nah Rumble does.
>>66384777
I loved that mma digest ending with Ariel and James Toney. Those interviews were ridiculous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4Spg2vn-XM.
>>66384916
That's hilarious.
>>66385291
Are you stupid? Didnt you see Conor vs Nate fight?
inb4 hurr muh style matchup
>>66384961
NFL and NHL casual. I used to bandwagon the lakers when they were good.
It's killer.
>>66385165
Ffs he didn't actually doxx him he just found more clips so we can evaluate his performance desu
>>66385310
Conor has the power to sleep RDA though if he seizes the opportunity and everything comes together in the right way, though it might be a small one, whereas he has no chance of sleeping nate.
>>66385014
They speak english in sweden?
>don't take those
>don't start taking those
>>66384777
>you will never have 1/3 of the manliness that Brock Lesnar possesses
>>66385343
>he has no chance of sleeping nate
I think you'd be surprised
>>66385292
m8, Jones has never fought anyone like rumble before.
>>66385398
You have to get a flat top haircut
>>66385413
shit, brb running to Great Clips
>>66385343
Idk bro ever since RDA started "training at King's" he's become like the terminator. He walk through shots like its nothing.
>>66385327
lel'd
did something happen in the riveting world of mma lately
>>66385455
You can't improve your chin though, and RDA's been knocked out before.
>>66385283
is dis reel?
>>66385489
Literally by quite possibly the hardest puncher that's ever fought below 170lbs in MMA, plus that uppercut came from fucking Tijuana, Mexico before it landed.
i love nate but i honestly hope mcgangbang just fucks all over him so i can watch all of the random-out of the woodwork diaz "fans" crawl back into their hole like "well i mean he WAS my boy.."
anudder head on da table, boss.
>>66385338
>he
>>66385489
he has been knocked only once and it was RDA 1.0, we are talking here about RDA 2.0, with titanium chin
>>66385513
I've been a Diaz mark since before McGregor was even in the UFC, chump
Reminder that RDA got unironically heemed by a natural FW, imagine what Conor would do to him.
Why is the LW belt cursed?
>>66385513
yea bro and i want to see mcgregor beat jon jones so all these people saying he isn't the p4p #1 in ufc will stfu
>>66385525
Hawaiian voodoo magic from that Caol Uno/BJ Penn draw back in the day
>>66385522
then that post wouldnt apply to you FUCCBOI
>>66385489
RDA has a titanium chin now. Conor will shatter his hand on it and It will be the end of his career.
>>66385520
>Clay Guida completed FrankenRDA by giving him a titanium jaw
>>66385507
>Literally by quite possibly the hardest puncher that's ever fought below 170lbs in MMA
Conor's right up there with him though.
>>66385513
It just doesn't look at all possible.
If McGregor was already gassed after one round and couldn't knock out Nate after repeatedly landing the left. He has no chance.
Nate with time to prepare and a camp will just steamroll him. Which is why the fight makes little sense unless McGregor is planning on retiring after it.
>>66385554
When has he ever thrown a punch like Stephens' falcon uppercut ?
>>66385534
same, familia. and we all know connor would fuck jon up too. just gotta wait for jon to beat DickCleaner and then connor can go take his belt too.
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/03/ufc-plans-return-of-fight-for-the-troops-series-for-first-time-since-november-2013
Too bad Yoel won't be available to rematch Kennedy.
>>66385513
Diaz bros are the safest boys one can have tho.
They are unheemable and unmctappable, they almost always put up great perfomances, most of their losses are discussable, the list goes on.
They are also real and won't get you all hyped up for shit they can't do.
>>66385554
No he isn't. Stephens has the punching power of a Middleweight and plus Conor is still behind Stephens and Guillard by about a mile in terms of punching power.
>>66385571
dont worry, potatonigger, that first fight went down all according to plan. connor was just loosening up nates jaw so that THIS TIME it will shatter with the first punch like jose.
>>66385593
Well what can we do but speculate, neither of us have been hit by either, but for what it's worth khabib thinks that conor hits harder than anyone at even 155.
>>66385613
McGregor is no Gomi
I have been watching MMA pretty much non stop for the past six years. I watch tapes every single day whether it be fights, intruction videos and so on. I like to think Im pretty versed and knowledgable in the world of MMA.
170. We all know Connor isnt a 145 fighter, he makes himself look like a skeleton to make that weight so he has a huge advantage over his opponents. Bigger, faster, stronger but we all know that. 155 is where he's at, but 170 is where he'll shine. Imagine what Frankie Edgar was to the 155 divison a smaller fighter but faster, able to dodge attacks and with more volume of punches and insane cardio. This is what Conor would be at 170 except with superior jiu jitsu. As far as match ups?
Robbie Lawler: People think Robbie would steam roll Connor but this isnt the case. Robbie is slower and telegraphs his punches. Connor, with his superior speed, would simply dodge the punches and deliver jabs and pot shots here and there wilting down the champion. But this is not how this fight is won. Robbie is an animal and animals dont think. Connor is a thinker and strategist. Connor takes Robbie down in the later rounds and submits him. Tough fight but easily winnable.
Wonderboy: Wonderboy is dangerous. Dangerous. Dangerous. As seen in previous fights Connor's use of his angles are immaculate. Probably the best in the business. The problem with Wonderboy is that in kick boxing their focus is so narrow that their sight is so tunneled. He lacks the use of his peripherals and this is where Connor's speed and use of angles wins him the fight. Connor by KO.
Condit: Connor is a superior kick boxer, not in technique but in smarts. Nothing in Condit's arsenal would catch Connor off guard. Connor being the faster and slightly more powerful striker will win the exchanges and wear down the veteran. Connor and Condit's jiu jitsu is maybe even. Connor by UD.
There you have it. Connor will hold the 170 belt by the end of next year. FOR SURE. Believe it.
>>66385620
it's like you're living pre-march 5th
>>66385599
It just doesn't work when you don't proxy an Irish flag.
>>66385620
>Wonderboy: Wonderboy is dangerous. Dangerous. Dangerous. As seen in previous fights Connor's use of his angles are immaculate. Probably the best in the business. The problem with Wonderboy is that in kick boxing their focus is so narrow that their sight is so tunneled. He lacks the use of his peripherals and this is where Connor's speed and use of angles wins him the fight. Connor by KO.
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>>66385632
It's the only way they can cope senpai
>>66385620
>conor
>deliver jabs
I had to stop there, mate.
Sorry.
>>66385620
>tune in next week folks, and now a word from our sponser.
>>66385620
>Conor takes Robbie down and submits him
>>66385620
I've been watching 10 fights a day MINIMUM for the past 9 years. After his featherweight belt expires, he will never be a champ again.
post your boys
>I have been watching MMA pretty much non stop for the past six years. I watch tapes every single day whether it be fights, intruction videos and so on. I like to think Im pretty versed and knowledgable in the world of MMA.
>>66385721
1. Ben Rothwell
2. Dominick Cruz
3. Khabib Nurmagomedov
>>66385620
Post this on Sherdog
>>66385721
Shit boy
Stun Gun Kim fighting at LIGHTWEIGHT against Polo Reyes at 199
>>66385280
khabib will rape him gsp style. conor could ko him, he has the power, but rda could maul conor as he has the skill
>>66385821
>Stun Gun is going to WW
Why?
>>66385292
>>66385406
jon's biggest weakness is cockiness. standing up with machida when he could have just grounded him. wrestling with dc to prove a point. he's not gonna go the dc route and just lay on him, he's gonna try to box with him and rumble still has hands of goddamn granite
>>66385821
>>66385838
not-stun-gun-Kim
there's another dhk
>>66385721
fresh lithcuck coming in hot boyos
hold onto ur seats
>>66385859
I probably shouldve read DHK (13-7 MMA, 0-1 UFC)
I could literally heem every here with one hand tied behind my back
>>66385613
>khabib thinks that conor hits harder than anyone at even 155.
what
>headbutting nigger
Paige VanZant lied to children dying of cancer.
She got pressured into delivering on her promise.
Paige donated 100% of others' money.
She STILL only cut 4 inches of her hair instead of shaving her head.
Paige then went on to complain in an Instagram post about how she "missed her hair."
DO NOT VOTE FOR PAIGE VANZANT
>>66386032
y do nigs always fight dirty?
>khabib
>a muslim being your boy
>>66386056
chthonic degenerated souls desu
>>66386056
Around blacks, never relax
>>66386056
god damn rampage was such a fucking beast back in the day
imagine accidentally getting into a street fight with that dude without knowing who he was, god damn, rip
>>66386056
arona was so juiced
anyone wanna watch a-train vs alan belcher with me?
>>66386080
>>>/pol/
you don't have to hate black people and muslims not to be a cuck, you have to not demand they be given preferential treatment solely on the basis of their skin color
white guilt makes you a cuck, not not being a racist
>>66386101
>he doesn't carry at all times
what's it like to not care about your life?
>>66386101
>imagine accidentally getting into a street fight with that dude without knowing who he was
wow never heard this comment or its countless variations before
>>66386120
>not being a racist
cuck
>>66386120
>no mention of race or blacks
>starts talking about blacks and white guilt and cucking
>>66386182
it's all the same to /pol/ desu
>>66385283
based trex
>>66386120
>muslims
>racist
islam isn't a race you fucking moron
>>66385908
lol he looks like simple jack
>tfw no one /heem/ actually wants to watch fights, they just want to shitpost
>>66385721
Artem is le funny man
>Got a couple Tyskes in and watching X men 2
What you lads up to?
>>66386239
Believe what you want
>>66386239
fights haven't started yet
>>66385721
Nick Diaz
Nate Diaz
Diego Sanchez
AND RIN NAKAI IS STILL MY GIRL
Is Ngannou vs. Blaydes the wet dream for all amerifats and their disgusting favourite fetish.
>>66385721
Benson
Jon Jones
>>66386522
>Having Benson as your boy
did ariel get fired from fox for spilling the beans about conors rematch?
>>66386632
Got fired for being a Jew
>>66386447
dude there have been fights since the beginning of time what are you talking about?
also who wants to watch a-train vs alan belcher with me?
>>66384777
>triple 7
good op op
>>66386656
see, i knew none of you goofs were even real fight fans
>>66386518
Is Latifi Vs. Gustaffson a dream for eurocucks and their sick fetish?
Post some 10/10 reffing
>>66386827
>>66386522
benson is my boy too everyone got mad when he bullied edgar
>>66386827
Fuck sake
>>66386818
Latifi has a swedish flag in his living room.
>i rank royce
>i rank fedor
>i rank gsp
>>66386878
Ranking GSP is ok
anyone else feel funny when a black guys beats a white guy up?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4o00fGtL4Y
>>66386827
herb is the best
>>66386878
>he doesnt rank rickson
>>66386941
Legit 10/10 reffing since BisBong won the 4th round
>>66386953
if only he was reffing the hunt mir fight
mir woulda snapped hunts shit
>be 25
>5 years of martial arts experience so far but no boxing
>3 months ago, start from 0 with classic boxing
>coach is an old school Russian in a track suit and rummy nose
>love the training
>coach says:" anon, you have a real hammer, great eyes, and nice movement. keep up with the dedicated training and you can become a decent boxer."
>me:"thanks. do you think I can have a good amateur boxing career?"
>"....Anon, I'm afraid you are too old now. I wish I had started to train you when you were 15 years younger.
>tfw
Who else started with martial arts too late in life? Fuck my parents for not encouraging me to do anything.
can someone take some lewd screenshots from this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At7nZNfVZAY
>>66386996
iktfb
>>66386878
what do you think dana and joe are talking about? do you think wandy is on full autism mode?
Anyone got any good stories of times they heem'd someone?
>>66387069
>implying anyone here has ever heem'd anyone
>>66387122
I'll have you know I heem´d myself walking the dog once
>>66387122
I heem'd someone in high school
Got mad respect for a couple days after it, was good
Anyone got any good stories of times they kickflipped someone?
>>66387001
I just realized Cat Zingano and Sasha Grey have the same voice.
Thread is dead for a Friday night
Everyone out for bank holiday weekend or something
>>66387400
not me fampai, all my friends are out of town
(no fruitbowls allowed)
>>>/pol/68783590
>>>/pol/68783590
>>>/pol/68783590
>>66387069
>>66387069
>high school
>gay fight club thing
>no head shots
>fighting some autistic german exchange student
>he hops around, throws a bunch of punches with nothing on them
>i wind up and catch him full force with a right hook to the solar plexus
>he's on the ground for like 5 minutes making dying nazi sounds
felt really good desu
https://www.youtube.com/c/powerfuljre/live
we are live lads
Rogan in charge of saving lives
http://associatedmediacoverage.com/joe-rogan-takes-down-would-be-gunman-at-los-angeles-comedy-club/
>>66387438
>https://www.youtube.com/c/powerfuljre/live
how long through is this?
>>66387487
i think it just started 5-10mins ago
>>66387487
>>66387523
idiots
>>66387353
kek
who got ufc2 for ps4 here? anyone wanna get heemed?
>>66387481
Bean & Cheese
>>66387561
lol, ps4fag has no friends
should have got an xbox mate
McGoober getting the Schaub treatment.
>>66384905
I remember there was some Swede spamming pics of Duran going on about him. Saying how he was his boy
>having your boy actually quit because he got memed on hard
Shit boy senpai.
>its a rogan blows out conor episode
who is this koksal baba and why is he such a little faggot?
>>66387629
Duran is pretty boy tier though
>>66387638
shut the fuck up, köksal baba is the number one featherweight prospect
>>66387429
>>66387574
CYBER WARFARE! Dox Schaub and Callen. Aubrey Marcus #Onnit = NWO
Ronda talk. Is Rogan going to tear up?
>>66387629
that's what having a boy is all about you fucking bandwagon faggot. if you dont stand by your boy you dont deserve to have one.
>>66387683
LEGIT 10/10
>>66387429
Holy shit.
Thanks for bringing this to my attention senpai, I had no idea.
Damn, /heem/ of all places letting me know about Ghosts return
>>66387661
how do i achieve this mode bros
embeddable joe and redban friends
https://youtu.be/InnRJIGfLFU
https://youtu.be/InnRJIGfLFU
https://youtu.be/InnRJIGfLFU
>it will never be Machida-era again
>>66387661
>leave the Turk to me mothafucka
>>66387714
Can someone give me a (You) when they're talking fightan?
Listening to Ghost
>>66387638
koksal could probably heem you with a simple jab
>no one knew you could really choke someone out until the UFC came around
oh Joe.
>>66387764
fucking kek
>>66387761
Jabs can be a bitch.
>>66387757
They've been talking fighting for the past 20 minutes.
>>66387069
I've had 3 heems in amateur fights
First one was TKO by leg kicks, I kept pressuring my opponent back with right hooks to the body and using my left straight to keep him from clinching, got him up in a corner and landed two hard leg kicks, felt his leg buckle, and hit him with a picture-perfect left straight. He wobbled visibly and tried to circle out, and I chopped his leg with a third kick that sent him down and the ref stopped it.
Second one was with a head kick that accidentally hit the back of my opponent's head, he was in a very side-on stance and backing up, and he sort of wobbled forward, then toppled onto his hands and knees. Ref stopped it, I didn't get any shit for hitting him in the back of the head.
Third one was with an axe kick that hit my opponent in the nose and jaw with my heel, blood started absolutely pouring out and since we have weird rules regarding blood in Sweden it got stopped almost instantly.
I fight at 155 by the way
>>66387785
always knew this cuck was a weak faggot
>>66387825
What gym?
>>66387881
Hilti in Uppsala
>>66387825
what's your record sempai
>>66387825
>I fight at 155 by the way
>>66387825
lol none of those are even heems
>>66385993
>every here
you can't even form a proper sentence retard
>>66387785
i-it was a slip!
>>66387825
>Third one was with an axe kick that hit my opponent in the nose and jaw with my heel
vid nao
Who has a more meme record then Urijah Hall?
>>66386818
I think that would be Gustafsson vs rumble
Where were you when UFC was shilled?
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/3/24/11289122/rumors-of-potential-ufc-sale-financial-world-mma-news
>>66387903
5-0 but record doesn't really count for shit when you're an amateur
>>66387908
The second guy was definitely out of it, not KO'd but the Frank Mir kind where he was just sort of staring vacantly, back of the head hits is no joke especially with kick
>>66386853
>bullied
You mean when he was gifted a decision in their second fight?
>>66387961
Artem
lads you never warned me the wisdom teeth extraction after pain was so severe this ibuprofen doesnt do shit
>>66387799
Thanks senpai
>>66388007
>having bitch tier teeth
lad
>>66387975
i-i'd b-bounce your head off the c-canvas
SCIENTOLOGY LADS
>>66387961
>TKO (retirement)
>>66388007
its not even that bad if u keep ur mouth shut, dont be a pussy and try to get some oxy
>>66388007
Hope it heals quickly senpai
http://www.ufc.com/media/UFC-197-Free-Fight-Cormier-vs-Gustafsson
Spoiler: Gus wins 2,3,4 but the judges goof it.
>>66388007
have your mom make a big pot of mushroom barley stew.
>>66388007
what's the point of having them removed anyway
HEEM ME
HEEM ME
INSIDE
>i rank the gracies
>i rank sakugooka
>i rank gay suck peeepee
>>66386941
>Gets knocked the fuck out
>""""""Wins"""""" a decision
>>66388124
>i say rank instead of rate
>>66388007
I hope it gets infected and you die.
>>66388060
I feel so bad for Gus.
>beats Jones and DC but gets cucked by refs
>gets blacked by Rumble because his corner fucks up
>now 1-3 in his last 4 fights
>>66388132
>knocked the fuck out
>clearly looking up and talking to Herb
>>66388132
So knocked out he's defending himself the entire time and immediately talking to Herb
>He ranks Anderson
Dominated a meme division
>>66388146
He beat DC, not jones.
>he ranks chris pedman
>>66388158
>>66388159
Spotted the casuals.
Just tuned into JRE and I'm out already.
>the "goat" got unironically ktfo by an old mw
>they rank fedor
>he ranks Jon Jones
>>66388219
>ever tuning in
>>66388219
>Tuned into JRE
There's your problem
>>66388233
I had it in for 30 seconds and they were literally looking at a picture of some hung black guy on Instagram and talking about his dick.
>He ranks anyone
>Implying a GOAT can be decided in a sports thats only 23 years old
>he thinks MMA fighters can compete in boxing
>>66388264
Joe is a massive cuck, but this isnt news to anyone is it
Mates what the hell is Rogan on about? I sort of heard something about how they're making it rain in Abu Dhabi
What the hell is that about? Is he saying they're controlling the weeather? wtf
>>66388324
http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/01/03/scientists-create-52-artificial-rain-storms-in-abu-dhabi-desert/
>>66388225
>ignoring that Henderson was on TRT
>>66388323
>He's taking the loss well guise!
He literally lost the fight and now posts a picture of a punch he got in despite getting rocked and them tapped.. This is a pretty faggot way of going about it. I swear that better not be real
It's almost Rousey "I chose to be undefeated" tier
>>66388353
>fedor was natty
Loving
Every
Laugh
>>66388353
has luke thomas ever gone a full episode without mentioning that was in the marines
>>66388370
plenty
>I watch JRE
>>66387638
it's happening, get excited
>>66388359
The first thing he said during the post fight interview was an excuse about muh efficient energy. Then he says no excuses and everybody acts like a fighter has never ever accepted defeat before.
>>66388370
He actually rarely mentions it considering he has six different shows a week he does.
>>66388390
main event i hope
>>66388370
I didn't even know he was in the marines and I've heard/read a good bit of his stuff.
>>66388409
but did you know he was in the marines?
>>66388370
he really doesn't do it that regularly
>>66386056
>why do nigs always fight dirty?
>posts completely legit defense of a triangle
>>66388409
>didn't know he was in the Marines
>posts in heem
Seriously go to sherdog,learn some stuff then come here when you want to be a fight fan.
>>66388440
he shouldn't do it all since he wasn't a real marine anyways.
>>66388439
Wait he was in the Marines? Since when?
>>66388395
But posting a punch he got in like it shows how the fight went? Man it's frustrating to even see, those punches didn't do shit all to Nate and Nate kicked his shit in on the feet and on the ground. What's posting a punch that he got in even meant to mean.
And then the
>Enjoy it. We'll see Next Time.
Ffs that's so bad
>>66388469
>rare Luke
>taken off his Twitter account
Does Redban secretly hate Rogan
>>66388472
idk what that means
Just finished Xmen 2 lads
Was it good?
ROGAN BTFO TRUMP SUPPORTERS
>>66388502
rogan always bullies him when there's another guest on and redban is there
>Yes, that makes me vain, but there is nothing that irks me more than MMA journalists or analysts who are gigantic fat slobs. - Luke Thomas 2009
>bernie
trash
>Joe Rogan is an open borders fag
>>66388502
Absolutely 100%
>helped Rogan with all the technical shit early on
>get shit on
>doing it for free btw
>helped get sponsors and other shit
>get keked at
>begin booking guests and stuff for Rogan as the show expanded
>help "pull stuff up" on the mac
>talks about how his stand up is improving and was getting laughs (he also admits it's shitty but improving)
>Rogan BTFO Redban saying no one cares
>gets cucked of the show and begins his own thing
>his own podcast network goes full JUST
>asking Rogan is he can come on as a guest or help promote his network on Twitter once in a while after all the time he put in helping Rogan
>Rogan says no
>Redban is broke now
Fuck him tho. He is a cuck.
Joe really thinks Donald said that ALL Mexicans are rapists and criminals?
>Joe criticizing Trump because his wife is an immigrant
She's a LEGAL immigrant you moron
and not a Muslim
>>66388582
No he is. Or he wasn't I mean. Immigration comes up in this video. But I don't know if he's gone full cuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lH_gWgDPz7E
>>66388615
Rogan is the biggest psuedo-intellectual there is, why do you people listen to his shit?
>>66388109
1 was impacted which can cause some nasty shit, got all removed so i can enjoy prettier teeth, higher cheekbones and a wider jaw.
>>66388629
This
Hes infuriating
>>66388629
This. Schaub and Callen are the superior choice.
>>66388629
This.
Callen is a closet-Trump guy right?
Is he afraid to school Rogan on Trump because he doesn't want to lose his liberal fanbase?
>>66388527
what did he say i missed it
>>66388680
He told a story about some fat lady that was texting and driving. He said he was surprised she didn't have a Trump sticker on her car.
>jaymie buying into the DRE HEADPHONES
lmaoi
>>66388629
>>66388653
>>66388670
>>66388658
he used to be more tolerable i think
maybe i have just gotten sick of him though
>>66388671
Callen is by far the most liberal and well read of Rogans crew.
>I don't like Rogan because he's telling the truth about Trump
>I like Trump
>i would feel fine with Trump insulting my mom,girlfriend,wife,sister or daughter like he did to Ted Cruz wife
>>66388706
he is the most well read but not the most liberal
>Why yes ill be voting for hillary
>non-americans who give a shit about american elections
>>66388753
I agree that the "der raping are wimmin" is complete bullshit, but the fiscal consequences of illegal immigration are very real, and Trump is the only candidate with a chance of winning that doesn't have an overall pants-on-head retarded fiscal policy
>socialism is the only logical choice
>I'll be voting for bernie
>>66388764
I think you would be surprised.
>>66388820
>america doesn't run the entire planet
>im a swede
>>66388629
He's just a fuccboi now these days desu
>paying 100 a month for your phone
what the fuck brian must be enjoying some joe rogaine money
>>66388827
replace "fiscal" with economical/economic if you're going to be anal about the definition of words
>>>/brit/
>>66388753
>being a mark for political mandrama
>>66388390
I hope bettlejuice knocks his out
>>66388919
>/pol/tard saved interracial gay sex on his computer
what's up with /pol/tards constantly posting the gayest shit
>>66388353
>fedor was clean
LMAO
>>66388945
>run
>ruin
we can do both
>>66388960
>trying to call out /pol/
>has to resort to homophobia
>>66388919
>>66388855
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JpIbQXJ99c
who /neetrex/ here?
can't wait for his next fight tbqhwy, he should main event the fs1 show tbch
>>66388629
For the bants
>>66389016
>Tank Abbott
>UFC legend
>tfw no neetrex bf to give me a reach around
>>66388909
I have heem and brit open at all times fampai
my thirst for memes is unquenchable
>>66389016
I'd honestly enjoy watching Tank beating Ronda into a bloody pulp.
>>66389030
>>66389063
Can you stop trying to force this unfunny maymay
>>66389118
>lobov = trex
good lad
>>66388390
i got baba he stays in shape year round and beetlejuice is past his prime
>>66389119
but dude he has short arms lmao
What the fuck is going on with /heem/? It's fucking horrible. It's all fedora posting now. Last night there were like 34 posts in row of just fedora pictures and green text with trash about "I'm voting Bernie","I'm voting for Trump","I want her to shit in my mouth","Fedor is and always was trash","Fedor is the GOAT","Grease St.Pierre","I work at the dock", "Lyoto Macheater" and now I see you clowns talking about Joe Rogan and Callen. Both of whom are comedians. They aren't fighters,they aren't trainers,they aren't nutritionists or boxers or any of that. And you fuckers are discussing them. Are you kidding me? What's wrong with you? Are you mentally ill? And you have this sick obsession with cuckoldry. Talking about which fighters are cuckolds,how Luke Thomas is a cuckold and all this trash. How you wish they were your "bull" whatever that means. All things that aren't MMA. I mean some German leaked a sex tape on here once, and that Brazilian who fucked prostitutes are better than the shit going on now. Fuck. I'm going back to /mlb/ you guys are fucked.
>>66389161
(You)
>>66389161
It's always faggy when newfags decide they're into something other people have been a fan of for ages.
In a couple of years they'll be moaning at the next generation of newfags for the same shit.
At least it isn't reddit
>>66389161
>/mlb/
who /neetrexallday/ here?
Can anon who let me know about Ghost make a post when he's next on too? Thanks lad
>>66389118
I think that little girl might give Shields trouble
>MUH Aldo
>>66389269
>right
why are tight necklaces so fuggin sexy?
WHO /drunk/ HERE?
>tfw i could walk off KO every here
>>66389209
Shield is a top five welterweight of all time. I really don't think he'd have much trouble.
>>66389414
I think you'd be surprised.
we are experiencing technical difficulties
>>66389425
I don't think so. I've seen her dance. shes a meme movement style fighter. Shields would sub her in the first.
>>66384777
who legacy here?
JUST
>>66384836
heavy hands too. Heavy everything. Guy is a human wrecking machine. Hes like Melvin Manhoef but has an actual chin.
>mfw i open up heem and read the last 20 posts
>>66385015
Which is weird because arent you guys supposed to be vikings?
>>66389493
FUG YOU FAMILIA
>>66385358
I talked to him and he said that his coach is english.
http://youtu.be/n3rJdQgvUg4
>muh tainted supplements
Whens the card happening today and how do i watch it?
Whens the card happening today and how do i watch it?
So joe is confirming Dana is on test?
>>66389534
>>66388443
UFC.tv
>>66389534
>>66389547
Ward vs Barrera starts 9.45 pm EST
>>66389579
>>66389577
Thanks
>>66389579
thats tomorrow
Rewatching Diaz versus McGregor.
Holy shit that commentary was biased as fuck.
>>66389618
motherfucker I thought it was saturday already
How badly would Juice destroy Baba?
>>66389269
didnt schaub he was the ultimate ladies man?
>>66389678
With Asian women. It's hardly an accomplishment to be a "ladies man" with Asian women when you're white.
>>66389340
who /high/ here?
>>66389688
code for hooks?
>>66389632
I thought today was Thursday
Oh shit, you guys actually remember me. Haven't been active at all on /heem/ the past weeks since I've been swamped at work and practice. I'm competing at an all-style tournament the 16th of April (kicks, punches, trips/sweeps. Basically Sanshou rules) for the lulz. Not exactly sure when I'll have my next boxing bout. I'll post it when it happens. Sorry for gassing last time.
>>66389722
Cuckstaffson
>>66389722
are you mr lister from heemspeak?
>>66389722
>sorry for gassing last time
AND EVERYONE THANK YOU
THIS IS STILL MY BOY
>>66389161
I wrote a pathetic post like this onec when I was drunk. cool pic though
>>66389722
>that turk in the green about to go Brussels on Yellow shirt
Good luck.
>>66389636
Baba might be a weightclass below Beetlejuice but I think the fight might be a lot like Lineker/Rivera with Baba getting the KO
>>66389766
Yellow shirt is an old pro fighter, he'd kill greenshirt.
>>66389722
You're my boy senpai. Keep going. Good luck in the tournament
>>66389722
do you actually train there? did the headcoach fuck your gf yet?
>h-hey Nate I hit you there, s-see?
lmao what a loser.
>>66389851
Why does Conor want the fight to be at 170?
>>66389869
He literally and unironically delusional.
>>66389869
No excuses
If it was at 155 and he won people would say he only won due to the weight cut
>>66389869
He thinks he should've won at 170. He probably thinks beating him in a rematch in a lower wight class wouldn't count.
>>66389869
exacerbates nate's speed disadvantage
>>66389869
He is a manlet on coke.
That combination must be unholy.
>>66389722
i bet you're the lamela looking mongoloid
>>66389869
gsplawlerbux
Friendly reminder that when a true believer meets a cynical opportunist, the true believer always gets screwed.
>mfw muh conor didn't win first round
>>66389983
I'm a cynical believer and I only take true opportunities.
I SCREW YOUR MUM THEREFORE
>>66390029
He did though
>>66390029
>>66390050
Nah he didn't
>>66390074
He did
>>66390074
He did and he kind of didn't.
Guys for the recor-for the record an hour ago Jon called me "the lamest, biggest, pussy he'd ever met in his entire life."
So I mean if(boo)-if.. an hour ago he said "you are the lamest, biggest, pussy I have ever met in my entire life", so believ-it believe what you want, but this i-hes lying to you guys again.
>W-What he say?
Yo ju-
Am I the biggest, lying pussy you've ever met?
>Are you the biggest pussy?
Am I the biggest pussy you have ever met and you want me to suck your dick like you told me?
>Uh?-
Is that what you told me?
Is this not real now? Are we pretending? Are we pretending again?
>I can-
>It's hard to hear you.
*off-mic* Are we pretending? *off-mic*
>Huh
Dana: He said "are we pretending again?"
>Oh n-
Are we pretend-
>No we-
Are we doing this fairy tale shit again?
>No you are the biggest pussy I've ever seen. For sure.
Okay
Are we pretending again?
Hey because I know what you said to me over here.
>What you say?
Dana: He said "I know what you said to me over here."
>That you're a pussy tha-that you're forever gonna be my pussy?
*off-mic* What? *off-mic*
>*off-mic* That you're forever gonna be my pussy *off-mic*
Tha-and also that I'm forever going to be your pussy.
>Yeah.
Okay, we'll see.
I like it Jon but I like it BUT I WANT YOU GO TO ACTUALLY BE HONEST WITH THESE PEOPLE THAT YOU ARE FOR ME.
That's all I want.
>*Jon indicates to Dana he can't hear what he said*
Dana: Be like you are here like you are with them.
>>66390086
Conor poured 60%+ of his energy into the first round
Nate probably put 10- 20%
It doesnt really matter if he won or not because he couldnt get the knockout which is what he was doing
My personal opinion is that he won the first round simply by exerting way more energy than Diaz going for the knockout
>>66390074
>conor le didnt win le first round!
>nates face is just scar tissue so of course he'd bleed! i know he didnt in his last fight but gosh!!
Guys, I tried to run a five mile race today. I started out of the gate like hellfire in a full on sprint. Those suckers were left in clouds of dust. I was in first place after the first mile, but once I got about another quarter into the second mile I was exhausted and blacked out. Everybody else ran by me and I didn't even finish the race. I'd say I was the true winner though, because when I was able to run I was kicking their asses.
>>66390147
The argument is over whether or not Conor won the first round you cunt.
>>66390147
I prefer food analogies
>>66390169
Bro, I smoked those fools in the first mile no problem. I'm the winner here.
>>66390179
strawmanning fag
Honestly why do people give so much of a shit about who won by he first round?
McGregor won the first round but fucking exausted himself doing it.
He came out in the second noticeably sluggish and throwing little more than the lead hand to rear or rear hand lead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJ9dbQ4pDgs
lets just watch the fights again faggots and see who won
>>66390192
The funny thing is for literally no other fight does anyone pipe up and start constantly clamouring about how X was "WINNING until X" but for McGregor it's all we get
>>66390200
That fucking bomb thrown and missed right out of the gate by Conor and how he overextends it by a mile
That super heavy meme kick that completely missed at 4:37
Conor was just going crazy for the knockout because he knew that was his only chance of beating Diaz
>>66390244
Chris was winning the third and outstruck Rockhold 21-13 on the feet and had 1td before he goofed up with a memekick
>>66390127
>implying those numbers mean much
Bro I watched the fight again, Nate landed the better shots, got a takedown (albeit very brief) and Conor honestly didn't land a whole lot significant. Go watch it back senpai, Conor does far, far better in the opening minuted of Round 2 than he does in R1
>>66390244
Mark Hunt was winning until Werdum memekneed him in the face
>>66390200
Those irish posters shitposting in real life Ole Ole Ole during the fight
>>66390268
>nate got a takedown
which was immediately reversed by mcgregor before his ass even hit the floor
nate could even damage conors face despite him having a fresh cut above his eye to target. meanwhile nate was bloodied the fuck up
>>66390127
europeans can't compete with superior american fighters. get over it
>>66390268
He was slower in the second round and had to be more cautious.
There's a clever boxer in McGregor. Too bad his team is shit.
>>66390268
> nothing significant
> scar tissue meme
>>66390264
No one says he was winning, people say it was even let's not twist it senpai
Plus Chris is an exception, he's everyones BOY. Don't ever bring his name up like that again
>>66390299
>>66390304
When did Scar tissue become a meme? Diaz was bloodied but do you think he was hurt at any point in that fight? Was he bollocks
>>66390329
I'm being serious. Chris was winning the third round before the meme kick. He was outstruck Rockhold, pushing him back against the cage, and secured a fairly easy takedown before he goofed up.
>tfw whore rating
>>66390346
Diaz got hit by Conor's left a number of times in round one, some real heavy shots too. You fucking Conor haters are worse than the casual Conor dickriders fucking hell.
>>66390391
What
i completely forgot McGregor held onto the fence deliberately and didnt take it off but grabbed harder even after Herb told him not to grab the fence twice.
>open thread
>still see delusional bandwagoning cretins unironically favoring Conor in the rematch
How many times does Nate have to show you that Conor is only good against smaller dudes?
>>66389722
my internet was fucked up when you posted the fight post it again pal
>Memegregor fans
>>66386996
>25
>too old
this is why MMA is superior.
Will T City ever be a top ranked fighter?
>>66390522
'probably'
>>66390412
But he wasn't hurt ffs, I didn't even mind who won that fight. Diaz might have got tagged, but he was never in danger because he can take a punch
Can Korean Zombie take that left hand shot?
>>66390521
>boxing
>a lifetime to master
>mma
>filled with college wrestlers with nothing better to do
>>66390557
doesnt mean nate won the round, deal with it
enjoy the nate meme while it lasts lad
On the bill
>>66390191
Are you implying I didn't win the first mile?
>>66390462
Yeah, Diaz will again but mainly due to cardio and durability, not technique, just like the first fight.
Man Spiderman 3 is shit
>>66390646
Conor will eat like 30 bananas a day and his body would have adjusted well to his new weight. I don't think cardio will be an issue, he will play it smart this time and pick nate apart just like he did before he gassed out.
>>66390646
Also the intangible yet just as important quality in a fighter, heart.
Hey /heem/, just for kicks, how do you define "heart" in a fighter?
>11 days notice
>drunk on a yacht in cabo
>he didn't even get to spar
>he "lost" the first round
Man conorfags are grasping at anything
>>66390646
>Diaz
>Not technical
So I guess he got lucky with the 1-2s and just fell into a choke right?
>>66390688
The ability to take a beating and keep coming or to fight through adversity. Both of these qualities possessed in spades by Frankie Edgar.
>>66390651
can't believe he's finally signed with the ufc
http://associatedmediacoverage.com/joe-rogan-takes-down-would-be-gunman-at-los-angeles-comedy-club/
Be the hero of your own movie.
>>66390651
>>66390762
wait my boy Sergei got signed? Holy shit
>>66390766
Thats a parody website right?
>>66390611
kek based macedonia
>>66390737
> So I guess he got lucky
His opponent tired.
>>66390852
He got signed by Bellator lel
Hope you're ready for Kimbo vs Kharitonov
http://fansided.com/2016/03/25/no-joe-rogan-did-not-take-down-a-gunman-last-night/
>>66390911
>>66390852
>No fun allowed
New thread for when this one is done with
>>66390862
>>66390862
>>66390862
mass roach/ling/ravager with upgrades is pretty good zvt
>>66389722
STILL OUR BOY
>>66390937
Why wouldn't you just wait?
>>66390681
Conor's cardio won't be much better, if at all. He probably doesn't even do proper cardio training, i.e, intense steady state cardio.
There's a genetic limit, too. I doubt he was any good at track as a kid.
>>66390937
>early as fuck
>doesn't even say /heem/
good job
>>66390992
He has dank new meme (and autism) he is filling his thread with and he simply couldn't wait another minute to post it.
>>66390991
>i am a certified expert in conor's genetics and his training regiment for his upcoming fight and i know for a fact that his cardio won't be better
yea sure m8 sounds very logical
>>66390937
she looks so young
>>66391058
Yes, an athlete who has been training for years now won't drastically improve his cardio in a few months. Noob gains are long gone by now.
>>66391160
Except the fact that the body needs time to adjust to his new weight, you can't just go 3 steaks a day for 3 months and have the same stamina you had earlier, it doesn't work that way. Also there is the fact that he won't be throwing bombs left and right in the rematch and will use his brain more.
And that genetics part is such bullshit I am starting to think I am being master rused.
>>66390992
I put it in the subject but i forgot i reloaded
s-sorry senpai
Just delete my thread mod and someone start a new one with my maymay
>>66391160
He normally does long distance running for his weight cuts I wonder did he not bother with that last time so he could have more time to eat steaks
>>66391229
>he didn't adjust to the new eight
>he still doesn't realize they were lightweights who didn't have to cut
Lol. How much extra weight do you think Conor out on in those 11 days that he knew he was fighting at a higher weightclass that he couldn't adjust his cardio for it?
>Conor McGregor can beat Nate Diaz in the rematch
>>66391333
conor will submit nate diaz in the first round via gogoplata
cap this
>>66391295
Gained a lot of muscle mass, he couldn't stop talking about his full belly and eating whatever he wants, he was clearly in a bulking phase. Conor basically went full dudebro mode and ignored cardio, it is actually that simple.
>>66391392
How much weight do you think he gained in those 11 days?
>>66391357
He has to go to the ground to do that. We've seen how that goes. He's not a wrestler so there's no basis for his initial takedown and his jits is shit so he can't work if he ever takes nate down. His punches don't do enough damage in the weight class. The guys doing it all wrong.
I like the idea of Gooby losing 2 in a row
>>66390977
Stipe looks like such a goof
>>66391512
We're friends now.
>>66391408
>11 days
why are you asking dumb questions, his whole camp was based on the 3 steaks a day meme.
>>66391569
>making up excuses for diaz
he lost to a fat boy of the beach of cabo
>>66391604
>excuses
I am looking at things rationally.
>>66391654
He lost to a lightweight journeyman who had a 10 day camp.
These are facts.
>>66391758
I didn't deny that, I was just elaborating on how he can beat him next time.
>>66391848
He cant
>>66391654
>rationally
>unironically thinks Conor was eating 3 steaks a day for 3 months
He walked into the cage close to the same weight he does for most of his fights. He's fought at lightweight before in his career. He knows how his body responds to fighting at 155. It was a 155lb fight where they didn't have to cut weight. That should improve his cardio.
>>66391758
>>66391758
What qualifies someone as a journeyman
>>66391630
she does clean work on my mam
she does clean work on my sister
>>66391848
>how he can beat him
You're assuming Conor has a skill set he has never displayed because you want to believe that he can win.
>>66391917
>he knows how his body responds at 155
m8 he was thinking he is mike tyson and that he can knock diaz in the first round, he was deluded, the level of competition he faced earlier wasn't that good
and it is clear that he was bulking and added a lot of mass, this discussion is pointless
>>66392177
Yes it is. You have no facts and just want to believe and hope Conor can be a different fit than he has been his whole career lol.
On a side note, rumble would crush DC if he could just develop a Werdum tier ground game before they fight next time.
>>66391917
All of his lightweight fights ended in the first round.
>>66390862
>>66390862
>>66390862
get in here
>>66392239
How is that relevant to the fact he has had experience bulking to 155 and supposedly getting into fight shape before? He has just had incompetent preparation throughout his career but it hasn't caught up to him until now? That is even worse then. Bad habits die hard.
>>66386827
lol that ref should be imprisoned.
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