UPCOMING EVENTS:
3/25 - Legacy FC 52 (Sampson vs Schnell)
(((Main card starts at 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 2 AM GMT)))
4/2 - WSOF 30 (Branch vs Starks)
4/8 - Legacy FC 53 (Lima vs. Trocoli)
4/10 - UFC FN 86 (Rothwell vs Dos Santos)
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Nurmagomedov vs Ferguson)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Campos)
4/16 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (Cormier vs Jones 2)
5/6 - ONE FC (TBA)
5/8 - UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/14 - UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
NEWS:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCV--UKZ_78
>>66384801
meet up with him and heem him you goof
>>66384777
I love it i love it
>>66384777
>tfw youll never be gay enough to get a penis tatted on your chest
>>66384822
haha penis xD
been rewatching some justin gaethje fights. the guy literally has baseball bats for legs. I think he has either hurt or tko'd everyone he's fought in WSOF with leg kicks.
I hope JDS heems Rothwell but I know it's probably not going to happen
>>66384836
I've TKO'd a dude with leg kicks, it was pretty wild. You can really feel their legs give out when you kick hard enough. It's like the muscle convulses.
>>66384870
Swede why are you kicking in Boxing fights
why
WHY
W
H
Y
>>66384887
That's Boxing Swede, who has disappeared ever since his embarassment after the Cruz-Dillashaw fight.
>>66384905
>>66384905
>who has disappeared
>>66384905
Wasn't the guy who fought recently and had it on Youtube a Swede?
>>66384923
I didn't see it but if he did, great for him. I hope he won. I feel like almost every swede who posts here trains, though.
Is there anyone else on /heem/ who also watches real sports?
>>66384943
He lost by decision, gassed early
>>66384961
Apehoop, Handegg, Boreball arn't real sports
>>66384961
Ice hockey and mma master race
>>66384943
He was the Iraq looking guy. Not even trying to meme
>>66384836
where does one watch wsof?
>>66384943
>>66384973
Found it in the archives, here's his fight. We should encourage him more desu, he's definitely /heem/'s BOY though
https://youtu.be/2pM0R6tRrAw
https://youtu.be/OgYpHGw941w
https://youtu.be/JMyZvYrrNUE
>>66384995
Mate, Swedish combat sports are 80% immigrants.
>>66385015
I didn't know that
>>66385014
Oh btw he's in the Blue
>>66385014
he was never my boy
you can hear butterfly's wings flapping when he hits the heavy bag
dude couldnt heem a child
>>66385027
Was he on the gas?
>>66385050
I think you'd be surpsrised
>>66385014
Doxxed him
heres one with no headgear
https://youtu.be/hUMxwuu117s
THIS IS WHAT UFC LOOKS LIKES.
GET IT? SO GET IT!
Jake Matthews: $2,500 def. Johnny Case: $2,500
Daniel Kelly: $2,500 def. Antonio Carlos Junior: $2,500
Steve Bosse: $2,500 def. James Te Huna: $5,000
Bec Rawlings: $2,500 def. Seo Hee Ham: $2,500
Alan Jouban: $2,500 def. Brendan O'Reilly: $2,500
Dan Hooker: $2,500 def. Mark Eddiva: $2,500
Leslie Smith: $2,500 def. Rin Nakai: $2,500
Viscardi Andrade: $2,500 def. Richard Walsh: $2,500
>>66385093
>doxxed him
smdh """people""" still do this
what do you want for searching a random swede, a cookie?
>>66385165
What if DC beats Jones?
>>66385203
SELF FELLATIO
>>66385203
the more time is passing, the more I'm starting to think that might happen, am I being paranoid?
>>66385203
DC will grab Jon's dick and stick it in his mouth on national television to prove he's just a powerbottom.
>>66385203
what does DC stand for?
>>66385219
the way things have been going, you never know
>>66385219
paranoid? are you a bones fanboy or something
>>66385225
Dick Customer.
>>66385013
Nbcsn
>>66385225
District (of) Columbia
>>66385219
DC has the best shot out of everyone in the UFC, lhw and hw.
>>66385266
Nah Rumble does.
Lets be honest, who can beat RDA?
Only name that comes to my mind is Khabib but its only a small chance
Is RDA at his peak right now?
I just dont see any 155 beating him.
>>66385225
direct current
Reminder that artem has a killer reach
>>66385280
Conor will heem him
>>66385277
>Nah Rumble does.
>>66384777
I loved that mma digest ending with Ariel and James Toney. Those interviews were ridiculous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4Spg2vn-XM.
>>66384916
That's hilarious.
>>66385291
Are you stupid? Didnt you see Conor vs Nate fight?
inb4 hurr muh style matchup
>>66384961
NFL and NHL casual. I used to bandwagon the lakers when they were good.
It's killer.
>>66385165
Ffs he didn't actually doxx him he just found more clips so we can evaluate his performance desu
>>66385310
Conor has the power to sleep RDA though if he seizes the opportunity and everything comes together in the right way, though it might be a small one, whereas he has no chance of sleeping nate.
>>66385014
They speak english in sweden?
>don't take those
>don't start taking those
>>66384777
>you will never have 1/3 of the manliness that Brock Lesnar possesses
>>66385343
>he has no chance of sleeping nate
I think you'd be surprised
>>66385292
m8, Jones has never fought anyone like rumble before.
>>66385398
You have to get a flat top haircut
>>66385413
shit, brb running to Great Clips
>>66385343
Idk bro ever since RDA started "training at King's" he's become like the terminator. He walk through shots like its nothing.
>>66385327
lel'd
did something happen in the riveting world of mma lately
>>66385455
You can't improve your chin though, and RDA's been knocked out before.
>>66385283
is dis reel?
>>66385489
Literally by quite possibly the hardest puncher that's ever fought below 170lbs in MMA, plus that uppercut came from fucking Tijuana, Mexico before it landed.
i love nate but i honestly hope mcgangbang just fucks all over him so i can watch all of the random-out of the woodwork diaz "fans" crawl back into their hole like "well i mean he WAS my boy.."
anudder head on da table, boss.
>>66385338
>he
>>66385489
he has been knocked only once and it was RDA 1.0, we are talking here about RDA 2.0, with titanium chin
>>66385513
I've been a Diaz mark since before McGregor was even in the UFC, chump
Reminder that RDA got unironically heemed by a natural FW, imagine what Conor would do to him.
Why is the LW belt cursed?
>>66385513
yea bro and i want to see mcgregor beat jon jones so all these people saying he isn't the p4p #1 in ufc will stfu
>>66385525
Hawaiian voodoo magic from that Caol Uno/BJ Penn draw back in the day
>>66385522
then that post wouldnt apply to you FUCCBOI
>>66385489
RDA has a titanium chin now. Conor will shatter his hand on it and It will be the end of his career.
>>66385520
>Clay Guida completed FrankenRDA by giving him a titanium jaw
>>66385507
>Literally by quite possibly the hardest puncher that's ever fought below 170lbs in MMA
Conor's right up there with him though.
>>66385513
It just doesn't look at all possible.
If McGregor was already gassed after one round and couldn't knock out Nate after repeatedly landing the left. He has no chance.
Nate with time to prepare and a camp will just steamroll him. Which is why the fight makes little sense unless McGregor is planning on retiring after it.
>>66385554
When has he ever thrown a punch like Stephens' falcon uppercut ?
>>66385534
same, familia. and we all know connor would fuck jon up too. just gotta wait for jon to beat DickCleaner and then connor can go take his belt too.
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/03/ufc-plans-return-of-fight-for-the-troops-series-for-first-time-since-november-2013
Too bad Yoel won't be available to rematch Kennedy.
>>66385513
Diaz bros are the safest boys one can have tho.
They are unheemable and unmctappable, they almost always put up great perfomances, most of their losses are discussable, the list goes on.
They are also real and won't get you all hyped up for shit they can't do.
>>66385554
No he isn't. Stephens has the punching power of a Middleweight and plus Conor is still behind Stephens and Guillard by about a mile in terms of punching power.
>>66385571
dont worry, potatonigger, that first fight went down all according to plan. connor was just loosening up nates jaw so that THIS TIME it will shatter with the first punch like jose.
>>66385593
Well what can we do but speculate, neither of us have been hit by either, but for what it's worth khabib thinks that conor hits harder than anyone at even 155.
>>66385613
McGregor is no Gomi
I have been watching MMA pretty much non stop for the past six years. I watch tapes every single day whether it be fights, intruction videos and so on. I like to think Im pretty versed and knowledgable in the world of MMA.
170. We all know Connor isnt a 145 fighter, he makes himself look like a skeleton to make that weight so he has a huge advantage over his opponents. Bigger, faster, stronger but we all know that. 155 is where he's at, but 170 is where he'll shine. Imagine what Frankie Edgar was to the 155 divison a smaller fighter but faster, able to dodge attacks and with more volume of punches and insane cardio. This is what Conor would be at 170 except with superior jiu jitsu. As far as match ups?
Robbie Lawler: People think Robbie would steam roll Connor but this isnt the case. Robbie is slower and telegraphs his punches. Connor, with his superior speed, would simply dodge the punches and deliver jabs and pot shots here and there wilting down the champion. But this is not how this fight is won. Robbie is an animal and animals dont think. Connor is a thinker and strategist. Connor takes Robbie down in the later rounds and submits him. Tough fight but easily winnable.
Wonderboy: Wonderboy is dangerous. Dangerous. Dangerous. As seen in previous fights Connor's use of his angles are immaculate. Probably the best in the business. The problem with Wonderboy is that in kick boxing their focus is so narrow that their sight is so tunneled. He lacks the use of his peripherals and this is where Connor's speed and use of angles wins him the fight. Connor by KO.
Condit: Connor is a superior kick boxer, not in technique but in smarts. Nothing in Condit's arsenal would catch Connor off guard. Connor being the faster and slightly more powerful striker will win the exchanges and wear down the veteran. Connor and Condit's jiu jitsu is maybe even. Connor by UD.
There you have it. Connor will hold the 170 belt by the end of next year. FOR SURE. Believe it.
>>66385620
it's like you're living pre-march 5th
>>66385599
It just doesn't work when you don't proxy an Irish flag.
>>66385620
>Wonderboy: Wonderboy is dangerous. Dangerous. Dangerous. As seen in previous fights Connor's use of his angles are immaculate. Probably the best in the business. The problem with Wonderboy is that in kick boxing their focus is so narrow that their sight is so tunneled. He lacks the use of his peripherals and this is where Connor's speed and use of angles wins him the fight. Connor by KO.
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>>66385632
It's the only way they can cope senpai
>>66385620
>conor
>deliver jabs
I had to stop there, mate.
Sorry.
>>66385620
>tune in next week folks, and now a word from our sponser.
>>66385620
>Conor takes Robbie down and submits him
>>66385620
I've been watching 10 fights a day MINIMUM for the past 9 years. After his featherweight belt expires, he will never be a champ again.
post your boys
>I have been watching MMA pretty much non stop for the past six years. I watch tapes every single day whether it be fights, intruction videos and so on. I like to think Im pretty versed and knowledgable in the world of MMA.
>>66385721
>>66385721
1. Ben Rothwell
2. Dominick Cruz
3. Khabib Nurmagomedov
>>66385620
Post this on Sherdog
>>66385721
Shit boy
Stun Gun Kim fighting at LIGHTWEIGHT against Polo Reyes at 199
>>66385280
khabib will rape him gsp style. conor could ko him, he has the power, but rda could maul conor as he has the skill
>>66385821
>Stun Gun is going to WW
Why?
>>66385292
>>66385406
jon's biggest weakness is cockiness. standing up with machida when he could have just grounded him. wrestling with dc to prove a point. he's not gonna go the dc route and just lay on him, he's gonna try to box with him and rumble still has hands of goddamn granite
>>66385821
>>66385838
not-stun-gun-Kim
there's another dhk
>>66385721
fresh lithcuck coming in hot boyos
hold onto ur seats
>>66385859
I probably shouldve read DHK (13-7 MMA, 0-1 UFC)
I could literally heem every here with one hand tied behind my back
>>66385613
>khabib thinks that conor hits harder than anyone at even 155.
what
>>66385721
>headbutting nigger
Paige VanZant lied to children dying of cancer.
She got pressured into delivering on her promise.
Paige donated 100% of others' money.
She STILL only cut 4 inches of her hair instead of shaving her head.
Paige then went on to complain in an Instagram post about how she "missed her hair."
DO NOT VOTE FOR PAIGE VANZANT
>>66386032
y do nigs always fight dirty?
>khabib
>a muslim being your boy
>>66385721
>>66386056
chthonic degenerated souls desu
>>66386056
Around blacks, never relax
>>66386056
god damn rampage was such a fucking beast back in the day
imagine accidentally getting into a street fight with that dude without knowing who he was, god damn, rip
>>66386056
arona was so juiced
anyone wanna watch a-train vs alan belcher with me?
>>66386080
>>>/pol/
you don't have to hate black people and muslims not to be a cuck, you have to not demand they be given preferential treatment solely on the basis of their skin color
white guilt makes you a cuck, not not being a racist
>>66386101
>he doesn't carry at all times
what's it like to not care about your life?
>>66386101
>imagine accidentally getting into a street fight with that dude without knowing who he was
wow never heard this comment or its countless variations before
>>66386120
>not being a racist
cuck
>>66386120
>no mention of race or blacks
>starts talking about blacks and white guilt and cucking
>>66386182
it's all the same to /pol/ desu
>>66385283
based trex
>>66386120
>muslims
>racist
islam isn't a race you fucking moron
>>66385908
lol he looks like simple jack
>tfw no one /heem/ actually wants to watch fights, they just want to shitpost
>>66385721
Artem is le funny man
>Got a couple Tyskes in and watching X men 2
What you lads up to?
>>66386239
Believe what you want
>>66385810
>>66386239
fights haven't started yet
>>66385721
Nick Diaz
Nate Diaz
Diego Sanchez
AND RIN NAKAI IS STILL MY GIRL
Is Ngannou vs. Blaydes the wet dream for all amerifats and their disgusting favourite fetish.
>>66385721
Benson
Jon Jones
>>66386522
>Having Benson as your boy
did ariel get fired from fox for spilling the beans about conors rematch?
>>66386632
Got fired for being a Jew
>>66386447
dude there have been fights since the beginning of time what are you talking about?
also who wants to watch a-train vs alan belcher with me?
>>66385721
>>66384777
>triple 7
good op op
>>66386656
see, i knew none of you goofs were even real fight fans
>>66386518
Is Latifi Vs. Gustaffson a dream for eurocucks and their sick fetish?
Post some 10/10 reffing
>>66386827
>>66386522
benson is my boy too everyone got mad when he bullied edgar
>>66386827
Fuck sake
>>66386818
Latifi has a swedish flag in his living room.
>i rank royce
>i rank fedor
>i rank gsp
>>66386876
>>66386878
Ranking GSP is ok
anyone else feel funny when a black guys beats a white guy up?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4o00fGtL4Y
>>66386827
herb is the best
>>66386878
>he doesnt rank rickson
>>66386941
Legit 10/10 reffing since BisBong won the 4th round
>>66386953
if only he was reffing the hunt mir fight
mir woulda snapped hunts shit
>be 25
>5 years of martial arts experience so far but no boxing
>3 months ago, start from 0 with classic boxing
>coach is an old school Russian in a track suit and rummy nose
>love the training
>coach says:" anon, you have a real hammer, great eyes, and nice movement. keep up with the dedicated training and you can become a decent boxer."
>me:"thanks. do you think I can have a good amateur boxing career?"
>"....Anon, I'm afraid you are too old now. I wish I had started to train you when you were 15 years younger.
>tfw
Who else started with martial arts too late in life? Fuck my parents for not encouraging me to do anything.
can someone take some lewd screenshots from this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At7nZNfVZAY
>>66386996
iktfb
>>66386878
what do you think dana and joe are talking about? do you think wandy is on full autism mode?
Anyone got any good stories of times they heem'd someone?
>>66387069
>implying anyone here has ever heem'd anyone
>>66387122
I'll have you know I heem´d myself walking the dog once
>>66387122
I heem'd someone in high school
Got mad respect for a couple days after it, was good
Anyone got any good stories of times they kickflipped someone?
>>66387001
I just realized Cat Zingano and Sasha Grey have the same voice.
Thread is dead for a Friday night
Everyone out for bank holiday weekend or something
>>66387400
not me fampai, all my friends are out of town
(no fruitbowls allowed)
>>>/pol/68783590
>>>/pol/68783590
>>>/pol/68783590
>>66387069
>>66387069
>high school
>gay fight club thing
>no head shots
>fighting some autistic german exchange student
>he hops around, throws a bunch of punches with nothing on them
>i wind up and catch him full force with a right hook to the solar plexus
>he's on the ground for like 5 minutes making dying nazi sounds
felt really good desu
https://www.youtube.com/c/powerfuljre/live
we are live lads
Rogan in charge of saving lives
http://associatedmediacoverage.com/joe-rogan-takes-down-would-be-gunman-at-los-angeles-comedy-club/
>>66387438
>https://www.youtube.com/c/powerfuljre/live
how long through is this?
>>66387487
i think it just started 5-10mins ago
>>66387487
>>66387523
idiots
>>66387353
kek
who got ufc2 for ps4 here? anyone wanna get heemed?
>>66387481
Bean & Cheese
>>66387561
lol, ps4fag has no friends
should have got an xbox mate
McGoober getting the Schaub treatment.
>>66384905
I remember there was some Swede spamming pics of Duran going on about him. Saying how he was his boy
>having your boy actually quit because he got memed on hard
Shit boy senpai.
>its a rogan blows out conor episode
who is this koksal baba and why is he such a little faggot?
>>66387629
Duran is pretty boy tier though
>>66387638
shut the fuck up, köksal baba is the number one featherweight prospect
>>66387429
>>66387574
CYBER WARFARE! Dox Schaub and Callen. Aubrey Marcus #Onnit = NWO
Ronda talk. Is Rogan going to tear up?
>>66387629
that's what having a boy is all about you fucking bandwagon faggot. if you dont stand by your boy you dont deserve to have one.
>>66387683
LEGIT 10/10
>>66387429
Holy shit.
Thanks for bringing this to my attention senpai, I had no idea.
Damn, /heem/ of all places letting me know about Ghosts return
>>66387661
how do i achieve this mode bros
embeddable joe and redban friends
https://youtu.be/InnRJIGfLFU
https://youtu.be/InnRJIGfLFU
https://youtu.be/InnRJIGfLFU
>it will never be Machida-era again
>>66387661
>leave the Turk to me mothafucka
>>66387638
>>66387714
Can someone give me a (You) when they're talking fightan?
Listening to Ghost
>>66387638
koksal could probably heem you with a simple jab
>no one knew you could really choke someone out until the UFC came around
oh Joe.
>>66387764
fucking kek
>>66387761
Jabs can be a bitch.
>>66387757
They've been talking fighting for the past 20 minutes.
>>66387069
I've had 3 heems in amateur fights
First one was TKO by leg kicks, I kept pressuring my opponent back with right hooks to the body and using my left straight to keep him from clinching, got him up in a corner and landed two hard leg kicks, felt his leg buckle, and hit him with a picture-perfect left straight. He wobbled visibly and tried to circle out, and I chopped his leg with a third kick that sent him down and the ref stopped it.
Second one was with a head kick that accidentally hit the back of my opponent's head, he was in a very side-on stance and backing up, and he sort of wobbled forward, then toppled onto his hands and knees. Ref stopped it, I didn't get any shit for hitting him in the back of the head.
Third one was with an axe kick that hit my opponent in the nose and jaw with my heel, blood started absolutely pouring out and since we have weird rules regarding blood in Sweden it got stopped almost instantly.
I fight at 155 by the way
>>66387785
always knew this cuck was a weak faggot
>>66387825
What gym?
>>66387881
Hilti in Uppsala
>>66387825
what's your record sempai
>>66387825
>I fight at 155 by the way
>>66387825
lol none of those are even heems
>>66385993
>every here
you can't even form a proper sentence retard
>>66387785
i-it was a slip!
>>66387825
>Third one was with an axe kick that hit my opponent in the nose and jaw with my heel
vid nao
Who has a more meme record then Urijah Hall?
>>66386818
I think that would be Gustafsson vs rumble
Where were you when UFC was shilled?
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/3/24/11289122/rumors-of-potential-ufc-sale-financial-world-mma-news
>>66387903
5-0 but record doesn't really count for shit when you're an amateur
>>66387908
The second guy was definitely out of it, not KO'd but the Frank Mir kind where he was just sort of staring vacantly, back of the head hits is no joke especially with kick
>>66386853
>bullied
You mean when he was gifted a decision in their second fight?
>>66387961
Artem
lads you never warned me the wisdom teeth extraction after pain was so severe this ibuprofen doesnt do shit
>>66387799
Thanks senpai
>>66388007
>having bitch tier teeth
lad
>>66387975
i-i'd b-bounce your head off the c-canvas
SCIENTOLOGY LADS
>>66387961
>TKO (retirement)
>>66388007
its not even that bad if u keep ur mouth shut, dont be a pussy and try to get some oxy
>>66388007
Hope it heals quickly senpai
http://www.ufc.com/media/UFC-197-Free-Fight-Cormier-vs-Gustafsson
Spoiler: Gus wins 2,3,4 but the judges goof it.
>>66388007
have your mom make a big pot of mushroom barley stew.
>>66388007
what's the point of having them removed anyway
HEEM ME
HEEM ME
INSIDE
>i rank the gracies
>i rank sakugooka
>i rank gay suck peeepee
>>66386941
>Gets knocked the fuck out
>""""""Wins"""""" a decision
>>66388124
>i say rank instead of rate
>>66388007
I hope it gets infected and you die.
>>66388060
I feel so bad for Gus.
>beats Jones and DC but gets cucked by refs
>gets blacked by Rumble because his corner fucks up
>now 1-3 in his last 4 fights
>>66388132
>knocked the fuck out
>clearly looking up and talking to Herb
>>66388132
So knocked out he's defending himself the entire time and immediately talking to Herb
>He ranks Anderson
Dominated a meme division
>>66388146
He beat DC, not jones.
>>66388138
>he ranks chris pedman
>>66388158
>>66388159
Spotted the casuals.
>>66388185
>rank
Just tuned into JRE and I'm out already.