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First for when is fedor fighting
first for no Schaub in 2016
third for gus
>>64590331
Good op op
FREE FIGHT ALERT WEE OO WEE OO
CRUZ GOES HUGE ON TAKEYA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtCPYq1hzcc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtCPYq1hzcc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtCPYq1hzcc
QUICK QUIZ WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE THING ABOUT DOMINICK CRUZ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFU4jRniML0
this is the hipster's choice for FOTY 2015
Happy New Year homies.
>>64590406
>WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE THING ABOUT DOMINICK CRUZ?
his permanent bedroom-voice.
>>64590406
>Free
Try harder you goof
>>64590429
Cage was too big, they couldn't find eachother
>>64590378
ty :)
>a lil mush Happy New Years y'all!
>>64590420
>tiny erection
>>64590456
someone have webms of the gabi or sapp fights?
>>64590495
The Sapp banger was a gross one
>>64590503
I know but I missed it
>>64590456
Is that Michael Shannon in a dress?
>>64590495
>>64590503
U wot
>>64590678
holy shit is this real?? what a goof
>>64589962
Who would win a fight between Gabi and Big Browne? whoever gets the first hit?
>>64590678
Way more than the 140 characters twitter allows
Why would you bothr
All UFC draws are maymays lads, just face it.
>Brock
Wwe meme
>Anderson Silva
Muh kicks hue
>GSP
Cuck french faggot meme
>Rhonda
Muh beats jobbers
>Mcgoober
Real life shitposter meme with meme hair and meme beard
>soon to be Holly
Christian grill meme
>jon jones
Le black guy who beats cucks meme
>>64590880
>look I posted it again
>m-maybe this time it will become meme
>>64591043
why are you responding komrade?
>>64590378
haha nice OC
>>64590406
his bantz
How has this cunt not been sacked yet?
>>64591234
I like him
>>64591234
Why him and not Goldberg?
>>64590880
>>maymays
>>Anderson Silva
>>GSP
>>jon jones
Weak bait.
>>64591277
>anderoid silva
>not a maymay
>>64591277
Is it really weak when you responded?
>>64591234
Because he too good a /hype/ man
>>64591252
>>64591276
Rogan is an embarrassment.
The first sentence in this video is the icing on the cake.
https://youtu.be/c2Y6ZofgonM
https://youtu.be/fPVysnpf9xQ
>>64591315
His podcasts are alright if you know never to take him seriously
He says some right shit but when it comes down to it and You Eff See is on, I think his commentating is pretty decent
>OHHHHHHHHHH
>>64591315
delete this post
>>64591315
Rogan is a drug addled retard and has been for years.
>>64591315
the same thing is going to happen after Conor loses to whomever - all his past shit talk will make him look ridiculous, just the way Rousey looks ridiculous now.
I'm not sure which was more embarrassing: Rousey losing or Fedor winning.
And when I say "winning", I say it the same way I say "Putin scored a hat trick" in one of his games against retired NHL'ers.
>>64591432
>M-McGoober will get exposed soon guys I'm telling you
How was your normie night out, /heem/?
Here's mine:
>having a few drinks at friends place
>everybody's having a great time predrinking
>eventually we watch pumping iron on the side
>mirin Arnie and these other literal munsters making mad gains
>in the heat of the moment I rip of my shirt
>start flexing with a friend of mine in front of a mirror
>laughter while we reveal our true powerlevel
>other people join and compliment on our gains
>visibly intoxicated we get out a few minutes before 12 o clock to watch fireworks
>everbody cheers at 12 and people start hugging each other wishing each other all the best
>hoist people in the air with a wrestling grip like DC did with Rockhold after he defeated The Chris
>eventually we go to some other friends place where a big party is
>engage another friend for some frienldy grappling
>my lowered hips make it impossible for him to take me down
>i leg trip him into side control
>straightaway he tries to stand up and that's when I take his back
>loosely apply a RNC making him tap out
>i don't have any grappling experience and literally learned everything by being a true fucking fite fan
>finally go home in the morning after having a nice new year's eve
>everybody walk the dino- read the first letter of every row.
I had a dream that Sage only fights cans in the UFC and retires undefeated 6-0 next year and just wanted some easy money to start his real life with.
Is there any fighter more terrifying than prime uberroid?
https://youtu.be/dWMv06iQEJY
>>64591475
Noice
>>64591458
>Fedor winning
That was pretty fucking bad, the poo in loo had a 2-0 record for fuck's sake.
>>64591475
why the fuck do you keep making these gay posts
>>64591491
>his real life
As a petroleum engineer?
>>64591513
He still had a glass chin m8
>>64591468
and you figure he'll never lose, like he's a tiny GSP?
be serious
WSOF is running a marathon today on NBCSN
5 p.m. ET: WSOF22: Palhares vs. Shields
7 p.m. ET: WSOF23: Gaethje vs. Palomino
9 p.m. ET: WSOF24: Fitch vs. Okami
11 p.m. ET: WSOF25: 8-Man Lightweight Tournament
Polite reminder that you miss every sub you don't attempt
>>64591575
Petroleum engineer?
Oh, the memery!
He hasn't even completed 1 year of UNDERGRAD.
He's as close to being a petroleum engineer as I am to being a prize-winning poet.
>>64591608
yeah... lose my number
Should all championship matches be Gi only?
>>64591621
Why do you write poems?
>>64591608
>Palhares vs. Shields
Combined I.Q. of nearly 100!
>>64591621
When will your next poem come out?
how long until a spicy banger lads?
>>64591684
7 hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyoSOgDUc0k
>>64591684
Anytime with UFC's Fight Pass™
>>64591651
The ideal Championship match will have the following features
>the champion's gloves will be either Silver (no defenses yet), Gold (at least one defense) or Platinum (5+ defenses)
>the fight will have no rounds or time limit -- it will go as long as required to reach a finish
>shoes not allowed, but socks allowed
>
>>64591591
McGregor would make GSP tap m8
We descirbe an mma fighter in three words
>Mewvment
>left
>Tink
>>64591707
is that really the best they could do for a q&a?
>>64591730
McGoobz
>cock guy
>slick jitz
>troll face
>>64591660
MFW when I enjoy the creative challenge, and the stress-relief creativity brings; here's a haiku I just composed for you:
One fight two fighters
Aoki and Nagata
One gogoplata
>>64591736
that's six words you literal retard
>>64591748
>Conor "the GOAT" McGregor vs a decision machine who hasn't lost in 10 years
where have I seen this movie before?
>>64591779
y-you too
>>64591779
You don't have to act tough all the time
tfw i do let u bang bro
>tfw card tomorrow
Feels good man
>>64591848
tfw tomorrow is too far away
i need fights now desu
>>64591840
i can bang, bro?
>>64591864
i do
i do let u bang bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkN8V2Xogsw
>>64591782
be serious.
not even McGregor would think he could beat GSP.
GSP would show up with superior mewvment and batter Conor for 5 rounds, hold Conor's hand up after the bell rings, give him a big hug, say all sorts of genuinely nice things about Conor to Rogan.
Then Rogan would say, "What's next?" and Georges would say he's going to spend the next couple of years snowboarding and making oil paintings; and Dana would desperately set up a "Superfight" between Conor and Ronda.
>>64591676
Right here, Mohammed:
>>64591738
>>64591882
Conor would destroy GSP or as he's better know Gay sucking Penises
>>64591882
McGOAT would BTFO anyone below 185
And would BTFO anyone below the top 5 at MW
>>64591895
greased safe player imo
>>64591907
What about England's brave Joe Duffy?
>>64591893
beautiful, Adan. Nice and playful.
2015 was a great year! The high was I was blessed with a happy healthy third child. The low was it ended with me losing my belt which was really hard for me. I see the big picture. This is going to be one of those blessing in disguise moments in my life. This needed to happen for me to be able to grow and reach my full potential as a human-being and fighter. I've learned so much and 2016 will be the year I become a different animal, get my belt back and continue to reign as champion ! Thank you to my family, friends and fans that have supported through these times. Have a safe and Happy New Years!
>>64591941
>Adan
mfw
Who is the most overrated fighter ever?
>>64591976
Brandon Vera deserves mention. At one point the UFC offered him a 4 year deal amounting to about $7 million dollaridoos
>>64591475
nice desu
>>64591952
He's never getting the belt back
>>64591976
brock lesnar
>>64591971
>metalman
>not the same beating old tigers as fightng young lions huh
Alright, which one of you was it
>>64592002
He had a pretty based run considering how long he actually gave to the sport. No one really calls him the GOAT either. Ronda was far far worse before she got heemd, I'd go with her desu
>>64591976
Ronda
>>64591895
>>64591907
I don't know if it's your being British or your being Muslim that dominates your way of thinking, but either way, it seems that, according to this definition, I can't call you delusional:
"Delusion: A false personal belief that is not subject to reason or contradictory evidence and is not explained by a person's usual CULTURAL and RELIGIOUS concepts (so that, for example, it is not an article of faith). A delusion may be firmly maintained in the face of incontrovertible evidence that it is false."
>>64591971
that 3rd last comment --???!WTF
>>64591976
Kimbo Slice
>>64591976
What about Weidman? Exposed as soon as he fought someone who is not an old HUE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXguGeCcyV8
>>64592102
HE'S STILL MY BOY
>>64591976
Brock
Ronda
Fedor
>>64592041
>No one really calls him the GOAT either
No shit. They don't call Kendall Grove the GOAT, either.
>>64592072
>ching chong wing wong
shut up m8
>>64592111
I would replace Borck with BJ Penn
Ronda, Fedor, Penn and you have the unholy triumvirate of overrating.
>>64592110
I can't believe they let his dad on the mic. that had to be a mistake
>>64592107
>Gabi getting almost heem'd in the first 10 seconds
>>64592107
Man that's 100 times worse than Ronda level striking
>>64592136
I believe the old cunt ripped it out of Joe's hand.
>>64592107
going through both women's minds:
"I wish I'd trained for MMA. Ever."
>>64592140
And she came back from it strong. Future legend.
>>64592107
Still better than watching Fedor fight random noobs.
>>64592169
yeah fuck fedor
he never beat anyone of note
>>64592111
You don't have to act tough all the time
People called Ronda the GOAT, they didn't do that for Brock, hence the point that Ronda is the most overrated fighter because of the levels they took the hype to. Ronda fought a lot of cans whereas Bork actually faced some pretty legit competition. He may not be what he was made out to be but I don't think you can really say he was shit
>>64592107
>dat voice in the post fight interview
>yfw when you go on /a/
The fuck Joot
>>64592213
i sincerely hope you clicked it by accident
>>64592228
>posts on 4chan
>Doesn't like anime
I think you might be on the wrong site m8
>>64592241
imagining a weeb with a british accent makes me want to vomit. permanently heem urself
>>64592248
>being casual scum
I think you are the one who should perma heem himself
I had a dream that Diaz bros tag teamd against Sage. They won by some sort of armbar.
What does this mean?
>>64592254
your homosexual tendencies are now emerging in your /heem/ dreams
>>64592254
You're gay
>>64592254
>What does this mean?
You've watched too much porn.
>>64592254
it's OK bro, just because you have gay dreams doesn't mean you're gay. I've dreamt a bunch of times that I fucked my mother, but that doesn't mean I want to fuck my mother.
>>64592315
You wouldn't know until you have tried it. Try it, bro!
Ok thanks guys
Much obliged
>>64591531
why do you hate fun
tfw ronda rousey drops world champion boxers in sparring
>>64592425
it feels forced and unfunny
>>64592476
my life is a meme, bro
>tfw i could heem every here
Anyone know when Showtime loses exclusive rights to the last couple of years of SF?
>>64592213
pretty nice relaxing song desu senpai
>>64592490
>every here
surely you mean everybody here
>>64592490
life isn't a chinese cartoon
>>64592508
You are in for a perma heem kiddo.
Who've you got lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wm33ZWLFKts
http://youtu.be/sgJCa220VFY
What does she see in him?
>>64592508
get with the memes pal
Why is Connor the goat or atleast the goat in the making?
>>64592589
>>64592612
>mfw I was just pretending
>>64592610
She's her cover. She's actually fucking her cousin
>>64592620
>Conor ever getting close to Jon Jones
yeah nah
>>64592625
Don't provoke the sharks in this tank, bro.
>>64592637
>jon jones being the goat
>>64592651
Yes, and its not close either.
>>64592637
He's just a few fights from it
>beat RDA
>beat Frankie
>beat Nate Diaz
>beat Nick Diaz
>beat GSP
>GOAT
>>64592662
Jones has mostly beat undersized old people, the avarage age of his opponents as a champion is like 34 and one of the younger guys is Shogun, GSP literally held down his weight class for years without losing a round in 25 rounds in a row, he also beat fighters in a much deeper weight class who were actualy the correct size and in their prime. Just because people found him boring doesn't mean he was more dominant than Jones in every way.
>>64592718
i see it more like this
>RDA
>frankie
>Aldo at LW
>Holloway @ FW
>Khabib
>Pettis
>Duffy
>Sage
>>64592107
I don't understand tbph. How can you be so shit at striking?
3 months with a striking coach and you'll look like Oscar De La Hoya compared to them.
>>64592107
Hahahah holy shit I never bothered watching this
What happened to her? That honestly looks like someone who has never practiced striking, ever. Almost heemd early on too
>>64592744
ever seen girls in gym class?
is conduit a meme fighter
>>64592795
Is Eierland a meme country?
>>64590678
I dont care I'm keeping this and spreading it around
is 10th planet jiu jitsu a meme?
>>64592878
yes
post ur walkout song lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4MHrrIQuis
>>64592107
jesus christ what a fix
Where does she go from here?
>>64592768
are you talking about the girls that are terrified whenever a ball flies on their way and cant throw for shit? i dont think ronda rousey is one of them
>>64592610
she's a giant libtard so that probably has something to do with it
>>64592620
>my mfw when conor's knee is fucked
>got stem cell shots in germany and california for the mendes fight
>fucked it up again
>didnt make any odds in the end, he jusy heem'ed aldo with one punch
when you're the best in the world with one functional leg, you're a very special individual
>>64592926
to become a meme fighter
>>64592814
maybe when there's a german world champ your country can be a meme too
If Lawler beats Condit, who will be the next contender? Big Pig or Woodley?
>>64593045
Thompson
>>64593045
Hopefully Lawler picks up an injury that keeps him out for long enough that both are forced to take another fight and lose
>>64593045
Woodley has been promised it but you know, Dana
>>64593045
Woodley. Fucking up your weight really bothers the UFC. Shit Rumble lost his job once because of it. Honestly I hope Hendricks gets heemed now that he has no PED's or Mike Dolce's IV's I mean healthy rehydration techniques and clean cooking.
>>64593045
the bigg rigg
unless dana holds him off longer for the weight cutting issues
>>64593156
>rooting for wondercuck
>>64593156
Real men don't take responsibility for their actions
>>64593195
All of my THIS!
The majority of the ranked heavyweights are scheduled to be fighting over the next couple months
Werdum vs Cain
Stipe vs arlovski
Mitrione vs Browne
Barnett vs rothwell
Nelson vs rosholt (lol)
And we just saw Overeem vs JDS
But I still don't care about the division.
Is Conor just a meme one punch man
>>64593276
They need some serious talent scouts just for heavyweight and flyweights alone
>>64593172
>not rooting for Wonderman
I'd rather root for
>a manlet
>terrorist fucking beard
>loses his power and can't make weight after increased drug testing
>every time he fucks up he blames others and things like a scale,deer,GSP,bicep,Dolce,ebola
>says he was eating healthy
>post pics of him at his restaurant eating all the time
>no salads in sight
>just steaks,potatoes,burgers and other healthy food
>when he was told he'd be having a soon they had to slip the ultrasound pics and info in a fucking menu at a food place
>he said "yeah cool" and went back to reading the menu so he could bulk up
>is so fucking shook about having 1 fight at MW that he's begging to go back to WW
>>64593276
why should you? there needs to be a dominant champ who see's off every challenger, where people wonder "will this guy be the guy to unseat him?", or a case of the irresistible force meeting the immovable object, two huge names colliding to settle who is the best. Right now HW is just a bunch of guys, no standouts whatsoever.
>>64593485
Sea level Cain is unbeatable bruh
I'm gonna take up training UFC to take on Gabi Garcia.
Do you think a year is enough time? She's a big girl.
>>64593342
I think he's going to get man handled if he decides to fight RDA right away. Give him a tune up fight like Nate Diaz.
>>64592102
Losing a good fight =\= exposed
He was doing pretty well until his meme kick. He's a ficking monster who trashed the best MW had to offer
>>64592107
Are we sure Gabi doesnt have a cock?
>>64591475
The dipshit neighbor at the place we partied managed to blow up a rocket on the ground because it was stuck and it lit a couple bushes on fire. Firefighters came and everything. I think one of them also got injured. Apart from that it was awesome.
>>64592918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvlTJrNJ5lA
obligatory
Rizin needs to make Fedor vs Gabi Garcia
>>64591475
>my lowered hips make it impossible for him to take me down
>my lowered hips
>Joe Duffy fights on the fitepass prelims
conorlaugh.jpg
>>64594171
>the guy that beat you is fight pass quality
sad.jpeg
>>64594171
only reason people take him seriously is his giant neck, he's an average fighter still dining out on his win one mcgregor from years ago
>>64594171
He's being punished for getting hurt and bitching out of his last fight.
>>64594247
He has two first round finishes in his 2 ufc fights
>>64594247
>>64594171
hes on the prelims so irish fans can watch him reasonibly early and for free
>>64594284
And both those guys have since been cut, right?
Even so, I'm expecting him to beat Dustin Diamond. I think the '>hasn't faced top level competition' meme is overrated.
>>64594284
Dustin just had two first round finishes against two guys much better than Duffys competiteon, and he also lost on TUF, I really thinkPoirier is going to smash him
>>64594347
>that neck
looks like a pasty worm
>>64594347
look at that neck
that aint right
long neck wench
http://fightpass.ufc.tv/195/prelims/
Really reasonably priced and you get a free 30 days. You'd be crazy not to sign up tbqphwyf
Fun fact: Canadians have gone 3-15 in the UFC in their collective last 18 bouts.
http://youtu.be/q-9XHfgJ3N0
>>64594626
Based as fuck. I cant wait for him to retire DC.
In the Jungle, when a king gets old, a young gorilla comes up and takes everything he owns
>>64594698
That's not even the exact quote you pleb
delete this post
>>64594755
Check this out, motherfucker. I pulled up to a stoplight the other day, and some fucking 40-year-old lady, some soccer mom, sticks her head out the window and says, ‘I hope GSP beats your ass.’ We’re in fucking Lodi, bitch. I’m like, Are you serious?…I’m living in a fuckin’ small town full of people who hate me over here
Updated
Main Card:
Robbie Lawler vs. Carlos Condit
Andrei Arlovski vs. Stipe Miocic
Lorenz Larkin vs. Albert Tumenov
Diego Brandao vs. Brian Ortega
Tony Sims vs. Abel Trujillo
>>64594698
>>64594709
>>64594718
Poor form Germany
>>64594851
Looks like it's just not happening anymore Sweden
>>64594952
I'll be back when the americans are sleeping
>>64595008
Godspeed
>>64594820
Conduit via UD
Miocic via UD
Tumenov via R2 TKO
Ortega via R1 Sub
Trujilio via UD (don't fuck my picks up)
>>64594820
Lawler
Stipe
Tumenov
Ortega
Trujillo
>>64593155
Woodley would get his face caved him by both Lawler and Condit
V.2 of le comfy meme man in bed. Anything I should add? Remove? Other versions that could be made?
Changes
>better resolution on pc pic
>Goldie pic improved
>Onnit bottle added
>Ronda poster altered now that I know how to use this perspective thing (despite amateurishly)
>changed blanket
Also template to make you own le comfy man to customize and make his appearance reflect your own Fight Fan© Personality. Fan of Luke Thomas? Put him on the pc screen. Fan of Overeem,Rumble,Rashad,Jon Jones,Bobby Green or Chael Sonnen? Put their pictures in the room. Thanks, and be sure to upvote. Later.
>>64594820
>condit
>Stipe
>Larkin
>Ortega
>Trujillo
>>64595650
Thank you lad I like it
>>64595650
Maybe the Weidman reeboks instead.
Gunga ginga
>>64595650
Ronda poster 2big
>>64595650
Noice. Saved.
Maybe a cheeky hotdog brander? Maybe even a picture of lithcuck somewhere to make it distinctively /heem/.
When's the next Rizin event? Can't wait
>King Mo beats 3 cans
>He's suddenly good
>>64595650
don't wanna go overboard on the memes imo
>>64595892
He's not, but you gotta appreciate him putting those Slavic and Balkan superstars in their place. Fuck Second World countries.
>>64595754
def
>>64595892
i like watching average level mma fighters wrecking shop in other countries.
its like bench level nba players going to china and just running shit in their league
>>64595754
Adjusted. Better?
>>64595743
Switched.
>>64595924
True. I wanna be careful with what memes I include. Reebok something was a must. Ronda being knocked out,Onnit bottle,Goldie and Fight Pass. Monster I'm not too sure of. But they are a major sponsor now. The Pride gloves too. I wanted to include a Muay Thai Bulletproof Crystal cup but didn't. Only the dankest memes need to be included.
So why is Conor so good?
Reminder Hendricks won against Lawler
Reminder Condit won against Hendricks
>>64596181
i don't know man I sort of liked the size of the poster in V1
Might just be me though and I'm shit at these things anyway
>>64596278
Hendricks won the first fight against Lawler. He lost the second.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9NGnMLzTUM
Just watched the king mo final fight
is it me or does Prochazka have some serious reach on him?
Shame he mewves like a dumbass
>>64596278
>Condit won against Hendricks
no
>>64596278
Remember your MMAth is bullshit
Remember Lawler beat Hendricks
JON JONES
NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO BOY
IM COMING
>>64596313
King Mo would be GOAT if he could fight only white fighters.
>>64596303
>>64596317
He only lost the last 20 seconds or so in round 5 which really didn't matter.
>>64596315
Hendricks did NOTHING from the top
>>64596272
Why don't you post as Anonymous faggot
Goat power Rankings
1. Conor
2. Gsp
3. Anderson
4. Fedor
5. Jbj
>>64590420
i hate when ppl let their dogs sit in their lap while driving.
guys what's an oblique kick
>>64596340
>Hendricks did NOTHING from the top
Condit did nothing for 15 minutes
>>64596362
Sweet list bro. I got.
1. Conor
2. Gsp
3. Fedor
4. Silva
5. Penn
>>64596340
Well we're literally one day away Germany
We'll see who comes out on top tomorrow, but MMAth is a load of bollocks regardless
>>64596340
If you're suggesting Hendricks won the fifth you're just a dummy who isn't even worth talking to.
2 &4 were the controversial ones
>>64596417
Lawler beats Condit (which means Condit wins undeservingly tihihi)
>>64596434
I think Hendricks won 3-4 rounds before giving the 5th away, sucking off Lawler
massively looking forward to tomorrow night lads
if duffy loses he's finished and lawler condit should be great.
Is McGregor really gonna pick on Stuck-In-The-Mudweights now after beating the junior manletweight division?
>>64596511
is this a rhetorical question?
>>64596413
Sweet list bro. I got.
1. Conor
2. Conor
3. Conor
4. Conor
5. Conor
>>64596482
You think Hendricks won rounds 3&4? Or he won 3-4 rounds?
>>64596313
Prochazka's meme kicks were fun to watch. And he seems like a genuinely fun guy to fight, full of laughs against King Mo and the Russian in the semis (which was a very entertaining fight).
I sorta wanna see footage of him dominating in the Czech Republic or whatever and see what that looks like.
>>64596278
>not reminding us that Hendricks won against GSP
Is this a controversial stoppage?
https://youtu.be/IrHZHk8KDyE?t=209
>>64595858
April I believe.
>>64596908
To casuals
>>64596908
I don't get Herb. He doesn't let manlets bang but lets Rockhold facefuck Weidman all night long.
Jesse Scheckner @JesseScheckner
Rumor from a reliable source: Carlos Condit suffered a severe concussion while training. The UFC is going forward b/c It's a title fight.
Carlos is getting heemed hard
when's her next fight?
>lawler gets stiffened by a punch like he always does every fight
>condit starts throwing spinning shit
>KO by spinning back fist
>>64596908
Yes, he should have let that snake die right then and there
>>64596908
is tough midget
>>64597339
He won't be cleared to fight if he has a concussion.
>>64597342
When she gets diagnosed with prostate cancer.
>>64595892
King Mo was always good
He beat 2 good fighters
Junie Browning is gonna an hero on video cause his girlfriend wont let his redneck ass near the kid
>Gabi I'm coming for you
>>64594820
Lawler
Miocic
Tumenov
Ortega
Sims
>>64597490
who?
>>64597339
Epic post abdul
>>64597490
Stick your dick in crazy, they said. It'll be fun, they said.
Have a kid, they said. It'll be fun, they said.
>>64597540
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi4pwA8Eme8
mental case hillbilly that was on TUF
Did everyone just forget how Frank slammed the belt after Conor heemed Aldo? What the fuck was that all about?
>>64597496
She's gonna get so fat after losing to Holm again and it's going to be so fucking sexy.
>>64596181
As serbia mentioned earlier, I second that a cheeky lithcuck would be great
>>64597490
>wants to kill himself
>calls others "sick in the head"
also
>i bet ur a christian arent u?
>>64597141
Big John truly is the GOAT
>>64597618
vid or WebM?
>>64596332
Hey pussy, is that my belt?
>>64594820
Lawler
Miocic
Tumenov
Brandao
Trujillo
>>64597618
he did it out of happines
theres a pic of frank smiling at conor right after the KO
>>64597938
>Frank slammed the belt
literally google that
what a way to go
>>64597496
wish she'd sit on my face
Will Andy Souwer make any sort of ripples in the MMA world?
>>64598184
Sheeeit
Got rekt
>>64598184
Wrestling > meme striking
>>64598184
red shirt kid just wanted to bang, why wouldn't they let him bang bros?
>>64598184
>that blood spray on the floor
feels good man
>>64598184
wrestling is pretty effective when you're twice the size of your opponent
>>64598244
he was throwing some good stuff as well, fucking american wrestlers have to ruin everything
>>64598184
>attacking someone twice your size
That said it was good stuff from the manlet
>>64598184
if the 50lbs mexishit had KO power the wrestler wouldve gotten ktfo
he already made him bleed
>>64597618
Maybe he had money on the fight or something
>>64597618
>This debunked meme again
There's a picture of him smiling widely
Can't wait for tomorrow lads
>>64598184
>I'll hit him in the body
>that'll do something
You won't find many people who have been felled by a left flap to the midriff.
Also, why are they doing battle in a toilet.
>>64598284
Did the fat dude even throw one punch? lmao
why are amateur heems so satisfying to watch?
>>64598367
that's a schaub-tier KO
Post your favorite tribute videos
http://youtu.be/k5eangTayJs
>>64598367
no black on white crime please
>>64596375
Idk but THERE IT IS AGAIN!
Will Schaub be inducted into the hall of fame?
>>64594025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yay2K2DvBoY
>>64598332
>Khabib mad that he has no belt to slam
>>64598429
Would be a total injustice if he wasn't
>>64598451
>sucker punching
>>64598451
is that roy nelson as a child?
>>64598184
Sweet jezahs that was good.
How long till weigh ins?
>>64598520
2 bongs 10 bings
but
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyoSOgDUc0k
starts in 10 bings
>>64598397
Do not suffer any illusions that you are white.
>>64598451
>dat hick boxing
Surprisingly well executed despite having zero technique.
>>64598451
>those juicy red neck glutes
there was no way he was going to loose that fight
>>64598429
>>64598467
he was a very shit fighter; why would he be a hall of famer?
>>64598451
based mexican redneck
>>64598281
no weight classes in the streets
>>64598535
>Q&A with eye candy who shaved her head and literally who
I'm all set, thanks
>>64598586
Here your (you)
>>64598560
his technique was fine man
>>64598625
Real Hall of Fame candidate right here
>>64598545
I am white, but I am the good type of white, not your boring ass type of pasty white.
European features, deep dark eyes, caramel tan skin and golden blonde hair.
>>64594820
Robbie
Stipe
Albert
Diego "Favela" Brando
Sims
>>64598638
Are you legally blind?
>>64598643
>a record marred by early stoppages and bad judging wholly reflects a fighters' impact on the sport
Nice argument retard.
>>64598670
>caramel tan skin
Sorry to have to break it to you Fabio.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB_4nNRsiD0
some proper heems in this video lads
>>64598716
>asians
>tattoos
scrub tier tbqh
>>64598716
Gross!!
>>64598716
Excuse me but this is a worksafe board. I'm trying to browse this thread with my wife's son to teach him why BJJ is the ultimate martial art. I don't want him to see your image and objectify women. Please delete your post before my wife's boyfriend comes home. Thanks
why does Lawler look like BJ Penn now?
>>64598694
>whahhh whahhh
Nice argument retard. Enjoy your meme fighter who admitted himself he wasn't very good.
>>64598883
He's the goat fighter and a modest man.
saw this 1st round KO on /wsg/
>>>/wsg/877431
do you guys know who are the fighters?
>>64598914
Drown yourself my man.
Q (questions) & (and) A (answer) session is live
https://youtu.be/OyoSOgDUc0k
>>64598947
Josh Koscheck and smug Rashad Evans.
>>64598947
they literally say both of their names in the webm
>>64598947
Serious?
Thats Woodley and Koscheck
Rose says her favorite fighter is Bork Lesnar
>>64599012
based
a
s
e
d
>>64599012
>Pat Barrys girlfriend having a clue
wew lad
>Megan Olivi-Benavidez cursing in front of a child
Wow. Just lost a lot of respect for her.
>the state of Pat Barry
>MUH HERITAGE
>>64599012
did she copy his haircut?
fucking hell these yanks are so cringeworthy
born and raised in the fucking US and she wears a goddamn lithuanian flag. for a country so in-your-face patriotic they sure as shit don't show it sometimes.
This is surprisingly civil for a Q&A. Guess all the degernerates are still sleeping their hangovers off.
>>64599235
She's cute, that dyke style she's doing now is shit though. Even the buzzcut was cuter.
>>64599235
>short hair on women
>>64599337
That's because she looks like a bull dyke now
>>64599292
zzzzzzzz
>>64598947
>>>/wsg/885313
>What match is that?
>Who's the black guy?
Why is it always Sweden?
>This is surprisingly civil for a Q&A. Guess all the degernerates are still sleeping their hangovers off.
qt incoming
Have we had any FUCK ISIS yet?
>>64598451
Love this one.
>>64591234
Because he's a martial arts genious?
His contract expires in late Q2 of 2016 anyways.
>>64598968
what the hell is going on in that chat window?
>>64591315
Her coach is a fucking moron, Joe only said how her form looked like.
How does the cringe measure up in this conference?
Told you
>>64599515
10 minutes in, the cringiest one was Pat Barry
>don't fight, wrestle
Jesus Christ he actually said it
Fucking American wrestlers
Biggest cancer in the history of MMA
>watching McGregor vs Mendes again
>realize Frankie is going to whip Conor McConman
>>64599495
Her form is shit
>>64598968
Why is she dressed like a slag? Has she no shame?
>>64599565
How many spanish fighters are there?
>>64599593
delete this post
>>64599631
we're too concerned with real sports such as football
>>64599593
Is seeing a woman's tummy too haram for you?
>>64599657
>5pa1n
>>64599662
>haram
I don't even know what that means m8, just that it's a muslim thing
We don't have muslims here
>>64599637
I'll delete your chin Guiseppe
is rose part finnish? she looks mongol.
Rewatching McGregor/mendes, mendes definitely looked like he was going to win based on round 1 alone.
>>64594820
>Condit
>Stipe
>Larkin
>Brandao
>Sims
>>64592741
You're fucking drunk if you believe that Aldo would go to lightweight and stay there. He would have to prove himself at LW before a title shot there.
>>64591315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BxCbDsaGHY
Based Cowboy put this effeminate pothead on his place:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjTHLNMAWfw
>>64599719
It's a good job he got knocked the fuck out in the 2nd then.
DUDE WEED LMAO
DUDE
>>64599719
> mendes definitely looked like he was going to win based on round 1 alone.
Definitely not true
>>64594820
>condit
>alrovski
>tumenov
>brandao
>trujillo
CAN I HAVE A PICHA WIV YOU
>slavs
>>64599880
Why is this allowed?
>>64599719
He stole the first round with the takedown and the wrestling, he took some bangs before that. Also you're implying that it would come to a five round domination with wrestling, you do realize that they start standing right?
does anyone even care about lelar vs conshit?
should be a UFC fight night even honestly.
>>64599938
it's better when you do it stealthlike
>>64599938
Fucking casual cuck. You ever watch Lawler VS McDonald? You ever watch Condit VS McDonald? Both fighters fight to finish.
>>64599938
i agree fs1 tier card
>>64599719
Mendes may have got the 10-9 on the scorecards but Conor definitely won the round and there was no way he was going to survive another 4 of them
>>64599938
Casuals gonna casual
>>64599938
Why wouldn't you care about this fight?
>>64599938
>>64599990
yeah it's pretty shit tier
it's gonna do like 250k buys tops
>>64599912
because his sons will be shorter and have smaller dicks, he's playing himself famalam
Is Fedor a can crusher?
I just thought of the GOAT fight of all times. These polar opposites. I want to see Sage's deer eyes when he is getting treated with the stockton slap. i want to see something pretty being destroyed.
![article-2302700-190A81E3000005DC-439_634x448[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hE7bOL4.jpg "article-2302700-190A81E3000005DC-439 634x448[1]")
>>64599912
>tall
>handsome
>educated
>rich
>kind
>a doctor
>does a lot of charity work
>she acts
>kek
Why not?
>>64600026
Yes
>>64600029
i agree i'd love that fight
>>64600026
Yeah definitely.
>>64600039
Wow. I want to feel his throbbing cock slide down my warm mouth and then stimulate him to the point of orgasm and then swallow all his baby batter, no homo.
>>64599719
Typical american decision wrestler mentality.
Points mean shit against guys like conor
>>64600138
I'd like that but with someone like Melvin Guilliard or Krazy Horse t b h family. No homo too.
>>64600006
>Mendes may have got the 10-9 on the scorecards but Conor definitely won the round
Things like this is why McGregor should be fighting Diaz
>>64599518
Sunny lane?
/heem/, will condit run against lawler or will it be a dog fight?
>all these casuals not appreciating rose making paige look like a cunt
shaving her head was the best troll of 2015
>>64600277
theyre gonna stand n bang tbqhwyf
Was this the least embarrassing q&a ever, audience wise?
>>64600329
The last card in Ireland was the best one. Fans shouldn't have even showed up for that one either.
>>64600029
I felt like destroying something beautiful
>>64600277
Part of me thinks it might end up like Babalu vs Lawler.
>>64600329
yes. The Irish and casuals are degenerates
>>64600303
It's only autismos like you who think that is what she was doing.
https://youtu.be/w2-u5n8Aqio
>>64600443
I'm never trusting these jabronis again to be full-on frank with you
Feels good being there for the future GOAT's first ever MMA banger
>>64600538
is that Ronda in a Shrek outfit?
>>64600538
That form is fucking painful, should've stayed in BJJ.
do you guys ever train your chin by punching yourself in the face?
i just gave myself a black eye, but i still cant heem myself
>>64600598
Hemming yourself is hard because you cant get the right hip rotation to give yourself a proper strike
>>64600598
If you could heem yourself with a punch would it mean that you have incredible power or a sugar glass chin?
>>64600598
Keep going breh.
>>64600598
I really don't ''train my chin'' outside of sparring, I do go through body conditioning, taking punches for 30 second intervals.
>>64600641
Glass chin if you knock yourself out with arm punches
>>64600573
I figure Ronda will be like BJ Penn and go to Japan, get real fat, and fight people at LHW... right?
>>64600583
I'd say that she's Arlovski-esque in her use of the high power backhand to down her opponents.
>>64600651
You should try it.
>>64600598
Keep going bro, someday you'll be a champ
>>64600583
>>64600538
Decimates her with the Sound of Music backfist.
>>64598451
lmao he fucking telegrafed the right hand when the skinny guy got up
>not throwing a super accurate right hand
i bet that fat guy wouldnt be able to take it
>>64600598
Muhammad Ali unironically believed you could increase your punch resistance by taking more punishment & used to lay on the ropes & let guys bang away at his chin during sparring sessions. May well have made him tougher but...bad idea. Mickey Rourke used to do something similar & it literally got his face broken.
Could Conor take gsp on in his prime?
Obviously yea, but why do you think so?
>>64600598
Hey you have to get other people to train your chin
>>64600039
>lost to a literal knacker
lmao lad
>>64600598
So get on down to your local gym and beg them to help your chin grow big and strong
>>64600598
You won't be able to heem yourself until you have nice and flowy arm mewvment to give you one punch KO power
Conor heems himself 3 or 4 times a day, how do you think he got so good?
>>64600769
>that'll be $75
>>64600694
Damn. I heard Toney did some silly stuff like that too.
>>64599938
HESPECT HUTHLESS HOBBIE HAWLER
>>64600721
Consider the following:
Who was GSP's most dangerous opponent striking wise?
How does that fighter compare to Conor?
How do GSP and Conor's reaches match up?
>>64600598
go to the gym and use the cable machine and simulate punching yourself, 5x5
>>64594820
Lawler
Miocic
Tumenov
Brandao
Trujillo
>>64599874
>le accurate meme striker man
>37%
>>64600907
He's only been watching since 2014 bro... don't judge.
>>64600852
I never heard anything about Toney letting guys crack him but he'd spar like crazy to get in shape as a substitute for doing roadwork or exercising. Literally hundreds of rounds prefight. The cumulative number of rounds he's boxed over the years has gotta be astronomical and unfortunately he talks like it now.
>>64600538
I love it, just like classic ufc
>>64594820
I bet nobody gets this card right.
Weigh-ins only 21 bings away
>>64600769
that guy hits like a flyweight
i'm a featherweight that hits myself like a heavyweight
my chin is concrete
>>64601009
Thanks man
>>64600006
Never change, idiot. You tards make this place interesting.
>>64601003
Nah m8 my picks are 100% on point
Everyone else is fucked though
>>64600987
Oh right yeah. Sorry, the Randy vs Toney fight was so long ago, it's gotten a bit blurry about why Toney was how Toney is. Any other crazy boxer training strats? Did RJJ do any crazy stuff?
>>64601009
youtube stream for anyone that needs it
watch?v=4eJmuyDBm54
>>64601053
RJJ was forced to run 14km everyday by his father from an early age. When he got home he was abused by his father. Rinse and repeat till he turned 21 and said goodbye father
Have Arlovski and Lawler gotten much better or is the UFC talent pool much shallower than previously.
>>64601096
o-oh
>>64601076
>watch?v=4eJmuyDBm54
y would u post the youtube link like that?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eJmuyDBm54
>>64601096
Which is also the reason he cant run today, his knees are completely gone.
>>64601116
Thanks lad
>>64601116
Do you want me to heem you? Don't ever reply to me again.
>>64601145
>d-don't talk to me
Just shut the fuck up if you're scared of confrontation, bitch. I would spit in your face and you would apologize to me for it you coward.
>>64600769
Is that fucking John Wayne Parr? He should know better ffs.
>>64601145
i wish your mom would let me come in your room so i could spit in your face
>>64601175
>>64601191
I will spinning back hand your shit.
>>64601177
Yes and he's making fun of people in the first webm, you silly dilly~
>>64601211
Figures you would have some weird shit fetish also. I would drown you if I found you sneaking around toilet
>>64601221
Well then for once I feel good for looking like an idiot.
2016 has been crazy so far.
>>64600776
its true i havent been training my movement
>American Top Kek vs Jackson's MMA
>meme gym full of
>roiders
>cheaters (Yoel)
>actual street trashcans (Masvidal,Kimbo)
>cuck head coach
Vs
>actual gym with good fighters
>Jones
>Holm
>Arlovski
>Conduit
>actual coaches who know about MMA
R.I.P in piece Robbie
>>64601177
no fun allowed
>the mcgregor hype train will never EVER derail
>>64594820
Lawler
Arlovski
Tumenov
Ortega
Trujillo
What's the reward if you get all of the predictions correct?
>>64601287
Let's list the hypetrains derailed last year:
>Pettis
>Cain
>Ronda
>Paige
>>64601346
Rory
>MUH FUTURE GOAT
>MUH NEXT GSP
>>64601261
>Jackson's MMA
>respectable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4k3zf-4QQr8
>>64601328
a blowie from lithcuck
>>64601346
cowboy
>>64601328
You will bring great honour to your flag
I always thought Chiesa was a weird hobo, but he looks like a cool guy during the Q&A, good stuff.
>>64594820
>Condit
>Arlovski
>Tumenov
>Brandao
>Sims
>>64601053
>>64601096
>>64601123
Was about to write this but the Swedes beat me to it. Can't think of anything else offhand but I'll give it some thought.
>>64601328
arianne sucks your dick
LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eJmuyDBm54
WE WEIGH-INS NOW
HAPPENNING
>>64594820
Lawler
Miocic
Tumenov
Ortega
Trujillo
super excited to see michael mcdonald back again
>Woodley on the panel
Also you can tell everyone at the table is a loser or old. All loser fighters. Only a fucking goof would go to work the Friday after NYE.
>Ken Flo
Loser, has no gf. Manlet. Destroyed by Aldo and BJ. Fucking dork all around.
>DC
Mandrama faggot. Fat. Unbearable attitude. Of course he's free on a Friday.
>Karyn
Loser mom, covered boxing. Skinny too.
All the based guys like Stann,Schaub and Rashad were partying. Will not watch this weigh in.
NEW THREAD WHEN LADS
ONNIT
N
N
I
T
>>64601328
Bragging rights.
>>64594820
Condit
Arlovski
Tumenov
Ortega
Sims
>>64599657
Must not be too concerned with it, i've never seen spain win a superbowl.
>>64600421
Whether she was trying to or not, the effect was the same. Watching PVZ backpedal and squirm when all those trolls on instagram were giving her shit was kekworthy
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