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Upcoming MMA events:
1/2 - UFC 195: Blood King Lawler vs Condit
1/17 - UFC FN 81: Dillashaw v Cruz
1/29 - Lellator 148: Koscheck vs Secor
1/30 - UFC on Fox 18: Johnson vs Bader
2/6 - UFC 196: Fabricio Werdum vs Sea Level Cain
195 Embedded Episodes:
1: http://youtu.be/6h5qsu3sP-Y
2: https://youtu.be/vfpPmeUEyk0
3: https://youtu.be/molgWartXyk
195 Countdown: Lawler vs Condit: https://youtu.be/F-49IYabcCg
195 Countdown: Arlovski vs Miocic: https://youtu.be/dZHaH2KWX8U
195 extended preview: https://youtu.be/EzKaI8i3b4Y
UFC 195 Conference calls
Lawler vs Condit: https://youtu.be/aKI97a3d2Rk
Bisping vs Silva: https://youtu.be/kCuTY5pu7Xo
Every Rizin 2 fight : http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLZEBrMpjxTdYF6pd4ulloUwf-bSrbj3D6
First for me
>>64578076
I have a confession, /heem/. I am the father of Schaub's child
>>64578119
we knew he'd never let his seed escape callen jowls, congrats on banging schuab';s sexy ass beard
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM ME PLEASE
>>64578192
MEEEEEEE AND YOUUUUU
th for baby girl did it
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1450617529146.webm
>>64578255
YOUUUUU AND MEEEEEEE
>tfw Condit will running man his way to a boring decision against Robbie
>>64578284
Here dad is Bernie Sanders?
>There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who wouldn't bust a nut in Schaub's gf
Bunch of low test betas in here desu senpai
>>64578303
yes
>the cuck and the clit
says it all
>>64578454
Do we have to do it in the standard way Schaub does? I might have trouble with Callen watching from the corner
>>64578284
THAT'S MY GIRL!
>>64578301
I don't see it. He was terrified of Nick. Which is why he didn't fight him. But actually fights people when he thinks he has a shot like the Hendricks,GSP,Alves fights.
>>64578454
I'd prefer Special K and Bobby Lee's gf desu.
>>64578454
I would but it wouldn't be my first choice
>>64578498
>Do we have to do it in the standard way Schaub let's Chieck do it? I might have trouble with Schaub watching from the corner
Fix'd.Just imagine bros. If there was a movie, if he was the hero of his own movie. And this guy all he did in the movie was fuck white women. Not Asian or black, just white women. Pawgs,athletic,models. Just all kinds of white women. And the guy doing the fucking was a big black guy all buff with the BBC. Wouldn't that be great Redba- I mean /heem/?
>>64578454
Judging by his new haircut that would be the only action she'd be getting
>>64578529
God really messed her tits up
>>64578529
>that lack of ass or tits
>>64578563
Who cares about tits faggot, all it matters is the legs and the size of the waist
Nobody sits alone on New Year's Eve. You get 8 or 9 buddies over, you all wear your favorite fight kits, everybody kicks in 4-5 bucks for hotdogs, and you brand them before you hit the town. It's a cheap night and everyone has a great time.
>>64578610
>Nobody sits alone on New Year's Eve.
i-i am
How does Condit's nose manage to look so unbroken?
>>64578529
Puerto ricans confirmed for low test betas
bye bye /heem/
see you 2017
>>64578716
6 hours till new years, you?
>>64578716
NEVER come back
happy new /heem/
>>64578716
Don't come back
>>64578727
1 bong 46 bings here
>>64578716
Time to go make yourself great c/;^{D>
>>64578650
Condit's been fighting forever and looks perfectly normal.
Dillashaw has been fighting for 5 years and looks like absolute shit
>>64578727
1 h
>>64578729
>>64578731
lel
>>64578740
AGAIN
peace out
(last post for a year)
>>64578780
Cool, go make your self great m8
>>64578716
YES
>>64578780
hopefully you're the /pol/ faggot and not boxibro
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/31/10694512/jimi-manuwa-injured-canceling-ufc-fight-night-83-bout-nikita-krylov
who is this?
Ariel Helwani interview with Condit,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIEJqdadsfY
>>64578716
Bye
>>64578820
boxbro is a faggot and also dumb but atleast he talks about fighting, thats the /pol/ faggot
>>64578848
looks like he could be the lead singer in a 90s alt rock band like everclear or something
>>64578848
the GOAT
>>64578861
Fun fact: Condit is Ariel's mom's favorite fighter and interviewee. She adores him and thinks he's a really nice boy.
She doesn't like Rampage, Cheick, or Nick Diaz.
>>64578909
jews are racist
Hold on lads
Don't permaheem yourselves yet
https://youtu.be/l2NlQ8_hc5U
>>64578284
THATS STILL MY GIRL
>>64579040
>48 mins
I can get behind this.
>>64578965
Jews are the only reason so much racial tension even exists today. It's like their bread and butter
MENDES HITS LIKE A ________
https://www.instagram.com/p/_-PSBRICEX/
>>64579238
even seeing this makes my heart race because of social anx
>>64579238
It's disgusting and pathetic how average or below average the lives of many UFC champions are. The fighters need to go on strike
>>64579238
god damn NORMIES ALL OF THEM
>>64578231
thank you for the feels
Germany about to get heem'd by a terrorist attack
Feels strange man
>>64579349
no man
>>64579349
Why do you say that
>>64579387
>>64579399
Breaking News Feed @pzf 1m1 minute ago
BREAKING NEWS: German police: "there is an attack planned tonight."
It is literally happening
>>64579426
they deserve it 2bh
>>64579426
>Not even a verified account
Slight panic tho
>>64579454
Enjoy
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/terrorism-in-the-uk/12074595/New-Years-Eve-All-leave-cancelled-for-armed-police-in-London-amid-unprecedented-security-operation.html
>Every firearms officer in the capital will be on duty to protect the New Year celebrations in an unprecedented security operation, the Telegraph can disclose, as revellers are urged to carry on as normal.
>>64579426
>believing breaking news feed
that shit is the ultimate clickbait
>>64579426
good excuse to stay indoors r..right g...guys
>>64579426
Good.
I hope they get bombed on a weekly basis. This is what they wanted.
>>64579512
jesus christ
no hespect for the dead
THANK YOU ROSE
>>64579512
hope you leave that edge in 2015
>Ehhhhhhh you gonna try to take-a mah belt?
>Eah Imma gonna take-a ya belh
>>64579584
she made paige look like a complete shit fighter AND human being without saying a single bad thing about her
If Lawler beats Condit will he be elite?
>>64579426
Based Merkel
>>64579584
Rose looks so damn different with that shaved head
>>64579623
He already is
Condit is like 2-3 in his last 5
>>64579599
I hope you've already converted to Islam.
>>64579705
Are these immigrant rapes actually happening?
we /pol/ now
Who is your favourite fighter of 2015 and why
>>64579725
>>64579725
Educate yourself.
Vote Trump unless you want to become Western Europe.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotherham_child_sexual_exploitation_scandal
>>64579764
Conor
>>64579777
>completely ignores the sex scandals involved highly placed political figures and royal family in Britain.
trumpfags everyone
>>64579764
Gabi Garcia. She introduced a new level of mewvment to all of us last night.
>you now remember Mostapha al-Turk
>>64579844
I don't
>>64579812
Obviously the Rotherham scandal was swept under the rug not because of political correctness, but as to not draw attention to the pedophile rings you mentioned.
Doesnt change the fact they all need to die.
>>64579852
noob
Happy new year lads
>>64579884
>tfw 9 more hours
>>64579884
happy new year. Please continue to post on /heem/ in 2016.
>>64579884
Not yet
H..happy new year though
>>64579884
happy new year gus
thinking of getting some food before the streets get packed.
what the fuck did I just watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGIa9SvBWDk
>>64579919
There's more than one Swede here
Helwani interviews Trump 6 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8Ol1_YWlY0
>>64580000
check'd
>>64579218
BEETCH
>>64579844
Chieck literally took years off his life
>>64580000
you can tell he's a legit fightfan
>>64580011
you too
>>64580000
BASED QUAD(dros) OF FIGHT FAN CONFIRMATION
>yfw Bisping KO's Anderson stiff and then fails his post fight drug tests
>>64580142
Bisping can't lose in England, he's something like 18-0
Anderson is fucked
>>64579919
the only swede leaving heem is the pol swede mayne
>>64578515
Who /Khalyla/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgumau1KiRw
is conduit a meme fighter
Over/Under:
Hendo fights twice in 2016
Khabib fights twice in 2016
Cruz fights twice in 2016
>>64580196
Bobby and Khalyla getting triggered every time Conor wins is golden.
Also I miss DVDASA
>>64580259
Over
lawler has the personality of a brick. condit is corny and boring too. ufc doesn't care who wins, they just want a good fight that builds hype around the ufc until a more marketable welterweight can win the belt
>>64580269
>tfw i am one of dave's personal assistants
>tfw i applied just to become bros with critter
:)
>>64580359
Yeah these embeddeds have sucked dick. Lawler, Condit, Arlovski, Stipe.. they are all about as interesting as dried paint outside of the ring.
>>64578454
short legs, low ass
5/10
>>64580381
literally none of the top welterweights have a perfect comb of marketability in terms of age/looks/personality/fighting style. they all have fatal boring flaws. gsp was a golden goose, the ufc fucked up not keeping him around and obeying his wishes
Do you guys think they...
y'know
https://youtu.be/g_gN6PWhNIs?t=18m19s
why did they stop making Primetimes?
>>64579040
>Frankie goes to BW
hardcore buried
>>64580438
I hope so because I'm gay
>>64580439
the first primetime with gsp and bj was great. even tho it had some fake drama lol. that was a golden era of the ufc, pre-/heem/
>>64580160
>18-0
Oh hi Michael
>>64580513
kek
What does /heem/ think of Greg Jackson?
>>64580438
Sparred? well of course
Just 10 minutes of this year to go fellow Bongs
>>64580591
GOAT
>>64580617
each year is progressively worse
bring on '16 am I right
>>64580591
He takes too much credit. He's not shit without winklejohn
>>64580591
fuckin sportkiller desu lads
>>64580591
literally a sport killer
>cancels event
>Holm kills the UFC's biggest draw and cashcow
S P O R T K I L L E R
>>64580482
Yea nothing manlier than having another man submit to you. Take away his manhood by fucking him in the ass, treating him like a little girl, and degrading the little sissy.
>>64580591
Makes for some boring mma but he is great atleast with Winkle
My memory's so shit I barely even know what happened in 2015. No clue if it's been a good one or a bad one.
The year changing doesn't really make a difference 2bh, same shit goes on
>>64580728
lay off the drugs
HERE WE GO
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/12/31/10695450/coach-fedor-next-fight-announced-january-press-conference-rizin-japan-russia-mma-news
Fedors next opponent is being announced at a press conference tomorrow.
Who is it?
>>64580763
hemes and memes
deez are the tings dat motivate me
happy new year lads
>>64580770
randy couture
>>64580770
Akebono
What a shite year
2017 when
>>64580876
2020 soon
Happy New Year lads
>>64580770
Soa PaLELei
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXVy1J69fxQ
it's here lads
>>64580876
who /winning the euros/ here?
>thinking its 2016
>in the current year
>>64580919
I'm enjoying these thanks lad
HAPPY NEW YEAR HEEM
CONOR BLESS
>>64580935
merry year brittbro
>>64580919
I've enjoyed the hype of 195 with you guys, I think I'll stick around heem until 195 is done
>>64580948
13 seconds to take the belt, 13 weeks to lose it
screencap this.
>>64580948
>>64580904
>>64581001
Happy 8 o clock to you bros
>>64581023
It's 6:11 PM.
English New Year is the GOAT New Year
>>64581056
Pls b b8
>>64580770
Tito Ortiz
>>64581001
y..you too
Fedor actual opponent Speculation
Delusional Hopes
1.Rampage Jackson (does this and is out of his contract and can stream Twitch and fight UFC)
2.Overeem
Likely
0. BOB FUCKING SAPP!
1.Brandon "Vin Diesel" Vera
2.Some fucking can from Road FC, or some guy who fought for Sengoku
3.Virgil Zwicker from Bellator
4.James Thompson (with hype, link related)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t344HMAKZQM
5. Some Bellator HW
6.That guy who almost died,was in a coma,was in Bellator Ruskie from WSOF
Kek Tier
Winner of Royce/Shamrock
Herschel Walker
Bobby Lashley
CM Punk (cut from UFC for never fighting and was WWE HW champ)
Brock Lesnar
Randy Couture
>>64581184
put Tito in there
>>64580919
Is robbie getting brain damaged or has he always talked all slow like that?
>>64581184
Should be in the lottery
Cung Lel
Brennan Ward
That Caveman faggot who did an illegal punch or a kick in his hometown a while back
>>64581220
Tito would be good. But I think he said he wouldn't fight Fedor.
But for keks
Tito
Kimbo
Sakuraba
Butterbean
>>64580770
King Mo
>lawler is only going to be champion for another 50 hours
>>64581318
He has been like that for a long time, he barely sparred for most of his career to not get brain damage, but maby it has effected him a bit
Why is Dolce such a moron acting surprised that fighters cut carbs during fight week while other athletes carb load
Other athletes dont have to cut weith
>>64581318
He's just a really dumb guy.
>>64581566
>weith
I saw a thread discussing the /spee/ meme of the year. But what was the /heem/ meme of the year?
>Kick heard around the world
>14 Seconds (Rousey vs Zingano)
>13 Seconds (Conor vs Aldo)
>Don't cry, muh dad and mandrama (Betch vs Ronda)
>Nick Laying down
>THAT'S MY BOY! (he's still my boy!)
>anything Conor said
>Deer Meat
>mewvment
>Schaub
>Sage
>/loooooooool/
I'm missing any ? Be sure to reply with a (You) to this post and include it. Be sure to upvote this too.
>>64581540
>yfw immediate rematch and MacDonald has to wait another year
>>64581617
Do you just think il sit here and let you kill me Jon?
>>64581617
HAVE I BEEN WRONG YEH?
HAVE I BEEN WRONG YEH?
>>64581675
literally kill you
>>64581617
Loooooooool probably made me laugh the hardest
But it was forgotten the fattest
>>64581675
I should check my shit before I post but you get it.
man i love fightan
I actually just got into it early last year (Two thousand and fifteen) around 184 on a bit of a whim and enjoyed it quite a bit. Ever since I just stuck to /heem/ and picked up quite a few things in that time. Thanks for being here lads, you've really helped me on the path of becoming a true fightfan.
>>64581566
love how he talks about manipulating electrolytes as if that actually means anything
No one sits home alone on new year's eve and posts on 4chan
You get 8 or 10 buddies over, everyone kicks in 5 bucks, you get some beer some food and everyone has a good time.
No one sits home alone posting on 4chan on New Year's eve.
>>64581617
>Cowboy saying Conor hasn't beat anyone right next to Mendes
>CM Punk
>Rogan and Schaub continually shitting on Brazilians (Schaub confirmed for being butthurt about Nog still)
>Dana White defending Ronda after that horrific loss
>>64581722
next step is to actually learn fightan, signing up to a gym on 2016, go ahead and try to stop me faggots
>>64581617
I could heem every here gained a lot of momentum
Can someone post that pic of aleksander emielanenko wearing a suit in jail
Plz n thanks
>>64581722
Do you want to buy my 4chan Heem Platinum Account? I put in a lot of hours into it and have a 99.93% feedback rating and 25,203 (you)s. Don't need it anymore because I'll finally get a life this year.
So how badly is Arlovski going to ruin that american wuss?
>>64581832
>Alone
>Drunk
>Fat
Really comfy desu
>>64581704
>>64581871
samefag
>>64581789
it was the OP a few threads ago - check the archive
serbianbro always posts it
>>64581540
>mfw it's a draw
>>64581901
But no
>>64578909
well that makes sense, rampage and cheick bully him and nick said he should be slapped. good jewish mom protective of her son.
>>64582008
>so senpai we been talking about shit fo a while but I still ain't know what you like
>You Ef See? Da fuq? Ain't that some WWE shit
>It's real? Not everything you see on tv is real senpai. You like basketball,football?
>What you mean you only watch UFC?
>>64582194
so accurate it's scary
John Morgan has entered your thoughts.
>>64582194
I'd just tell her I'll delete her chin, 360 and walk away desu
>>64581842
>because I'll finally get a life this year
Why am I seeing talk of people leaving? Has your inner fightfan disappeared? It's a tempting offer but I'll have to say no on that basis
>>64582419
ikr
as if it's impossible to have a life and still enjoy the mma section of an anime imageboard
>>64580381
I like chill human fighters.
>>64580000
good find
>2016 has been shit so far
Just like 2015
Brock Vs Fedor fucking when?
>>64581184
>That guy who almost died,was in a coma,was in Bellator Ruskie from WSOF
he's bulgarian, blagoi ivanov. and he would be an actual legit opponent. beat fedor in combat sambo and has skills. doesnt have the name value though.
>>64582008
I actually had a fling who was black. The bjs were god tier family.
>lemme suk yo dik daddy, ima have u feel some type a way
>she unzips me and starts jerking my meat while licking my nice and thick thighs
>dayyyymm daddy. I didnt know u worked out so hawd.
>shieett u best smash dis pussy up..just dont grab da hair and we gud
>>64582596
>tfw 2015 was a great year for MMA
>tfw 2016 will be a great year too
>if Robbie survives he is in the fucking shark tank as he's got Hendricks,Rory,Tyron,Wonderboy,Benson,Stun Gun,Mangy and a bunch of motherfuckers after him
>if Condit survives we've got fights to look forward too
>Conor McGregor limitless possibilities (the Nate/Cowboy fights,RDA,Duffy)
>the return of Jon Jones
>whatever Rizin does
>Bellator mandrama main event (fuck the haters I'm hyped for Ken/Royce,Kimbo/5000)
>Nick Diaz?
>Werdum will but the final fucking nail in Cain's coffin
>Sage Northcutt
>Jose's future
>Renan's future
>Daniel Cormier future
>Gathje will probably get knocked out this year
>Rockhold will defend against Yoel
>Ronda vs Holly 2
>Cruz vs TJ
>Faber vs TJ after Cruz cucks TJ
>UFC 200
>CM Cuck will get knocked out
>2016 will probably be my most shitty year
>will not have a gf (probably ever)
>will not have friends
>but at least I have /heem/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHgYtKkSEDA
Well until gook moot shuts it down.
>>64578716
Wassalammu'alaikum my brother
>>64582964
>Cruz cucks TJ
lol
>>64582942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pauwBE1Rxfw
Question for /bet/ and /heem/ : Does Joe Duffy's concussion play a big role on Saturday night?
And how will Michael McDonald look after the IV ban and a 2 year layoff?
>>64582964
good post
Problem is a lot of those things could go badly, I don't want to see Aldo return with a now deleted chin and losing consecutively but in the fight game anything is possible ;_;
>>64583119
Fighters get concussed all the time you just don't hear about it
>>64583119
dustin is a gatekeeper, duffy is a worldbeater
Hope you enjoy 2016 lads
>>64583119
>And how will Michael McDonald look after the IV ban and a 2 year layoff?
Damn i thought it was a year at the most had no idea it had been two
Fuck, he's either going to be rusty and shit or god mode
>>64582616
2008 who wins?
frist for shacub
>>64583119
I think Duffy loses regardless of concussions
McDonald will do well, he should fight Wineland before he retires
>>64583139
>>64583162
Is it too soon though? It's only been three months. Granted I am no doctor, but shouldn't he need more time off?
>>64583174
It's been a long while! My guess is he looks super rusty and grinds out a split decision.
>>64581566
Dolce is the goddamm fucking worst.
>Does ketogenic diet
>fighter loses weight
>OMFG HE'S A WIZARD!!!!
Dolce is a hack, and most fighters are just dumb ass retards, so in a way, they deserve each other.
>>64583246
I am leaning towards Dustin too.
>>64583260
>Is it too soon though? It's only been three months.
Every fighter is different, TJ Grant hasn't fought since he heem'd Gray because of concussions
Some fighters get over it in a few days
Why did McGoobs run from him?
Dustin is a real challenge but the DuffGOAT gets it done... concussion or not.
>early round sub after Poirier overcommits.
>>64583279
Same Senpai
Both Duffy and Dustin have looked good recently, but Dustin has beaten better competition
>>64583358
Cause wrestlefuck hurts his bottom line.
>>64583360
>several fighters have come back super strong after getting touched up by McGregor
what does this mean for the Aldo rematch
even Marcus Brimage scored a viscious heem after getting slept by McGreGOAT
>>64583489
>super strong
Yeah Mendes looked amazing
>>64583489
It means that McGregor is beating fighters in good form, not on the downswing.
>>64583489
aldo is done m8. his heart just isnt in it anymore. he's not going to get the immediate rematch and his next fight is going to be a lackluster win over a mediocre opponent. like barao against gagnon. if he gets conor after that he's going to get beat badly.
>>64582290
you're a real sick fuck you know that
Did Adidas intervene or why is UFC/Reebok not censoring the Adidas logo like they did in Rockhold's embedded?
>>64582290
IVE GOT A BRAND NEW COMBINE HARVESTER
>>64583717
anyone got that Tasty heem when Sexyama KOs Dennis Kang with an uppercut?
Robbie vs Rory on FS1 about to start.
oh shit a new MMA org is appearing on fightpass. Neato
Who /DNB/ here?
lads post your walkout song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4hs7vW8SV0
>>64584107
hnng desu
is it just me or did she become way hotter/more lewd after the whole DNB thing
>>64584107
How much do you think it costs to poopie and peepee on her, families?
>>64584174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmGTZ5KZ2tk
>>64584203
>>64584203
u crazy shitposter you
>>64580591
>Go Get Some Donald Cero-NAAY!
Time for bed lads
Goodnight
https://youtu.be/p13yZAjhU0M>64584174
Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you, you want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?
>>64584196
She suddenly got hotter in her 30s. Truly elite and eternally the best ring girl. Wonder what her secret is.
>>64584241
>>You
>>64584203
Kek.
>>64584174
My walkout(s)
Go to (Australian music)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKedW8zP99E
If I'm fighting a black guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqIsc8ooXug
If I'm fighting a black guy I don't like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2O7s1vpN_Y
>>64584174
https://youtu.be/dm6xexu_wJY
>>64584281
needs
>UFC blanket
>fight pass event on PC
>ronda getting kicked by holly poster on wall
>reebok sneakers beside bed
>>64584221
>>64584296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNN_Ew1Emlg
>>64584313
>no bag of corn nuts on desk
>>64584174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsIPoRTBV44
>tfwywn walk out to some sadboy shit with a goth gimmick and heem your opponent
>>64584313
>lifesize joanna fuck pillow
>>64584312
>fight Nick Diaz,Jon Jones,Nate, Trujillo or some other fucking miscreant
>have your Reebok gear made up to look kinda like a cop uniform
It'd be pretty based imo family.
Alright /heem/ time for something of actual importance
Who's the most attractive male mma fighter
>>64584385
Sage.
Any other answer is objectively untrue.
>>64584385
Koreas own Sexyama
>>64584296
You can't pick any song you want as a walk out
>>64584392
how is sage's dad's hairline genetics?
>>64580770
Mirko ofc
Was Schaub top 5 woat?
>>64584426
No you fucking idiot. He was well-rounded and a very solid mid-level fighter.
>>64584475
DELETE THIS
>>64584564
m8 this is a request from 2016
plz
>>64584553
Atleast you tried m8
>>64584518
>not sure if cuck or retarded
going with retarded cuck.
Lads I'm posting from the year 2015. Ask me anything
>>64584583
>you will never get high and play NES games with Nick Diaz
>>64584576
How did you get to the future?
>>64584281
>>64584313
Wish it was a bigger size
>>64584595
Daniel Cormier*
Stay retarded "friend"
:^)
>>64584617
whats the secret to time travel?
>tfw not bae
Heem me before the New Years, bruhs
>>64581184
In this order
>Blagoy Ivanov
>Dmitriy Sosnovskiy
>King Mo
>Cro Cop
>Roy Nelson (at this point released from the UFC)
>Vitaly Minakov
Assuming he wins all the above:
>retires
Or, alt ending:
>proceeds to sign with UFC
>beats Bigfoot
>beats Hunto
>beats Overeem
>beats Arlovski, gets title shot
>loses to either Werdum or Cain by close decision, grabs the mic, announces retirement, leaves with 10 minute-long stand ovation
>>64584636
Poutine and maple syrup
>>64584621
Memes
>>64584657
King Mo is actually a good fight
>>64584364
>miscreant
Haven't heard that one since M&B: Warband
>NO ONE CAN TAKE THAT BSN® SYNTHA-6 LEFT HAND, NO ONE
>>64584759
jesus christ
>>64584759
>looked like a model
>ripped athlete
>fighter
Rockhold..... had an easy life
im just seriously getting into mma
conor and jon jones are pretty awesome
Did Fedor go to Japan because the competition is easier?
>>64584869
>gay
>easy life
anyone watching handegg
>>64584877
i thought it was for the free roids
>>64584907
link stream ill livebet my sorrows away
>>64584907
whats going on i was watching basketball today
>>64584887
>Faggot
>Not easy life mode
Don't you know the current year?
>>64585002
http://www.stream2watch.co/sports/football/alabama-crimson-tide-vs-michigan-state-spartans-live-stream-january-01
>>64584174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veafl2Jv53E
>>64585047
Most gays were molested as children.
>>64585052
i don't understand the appeal of this buck worshiping sport
>>64584385
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGzwQCE-fDA
Strikeforce Luke. Luke's hair looks like it's not doing as well these days.
>>64585325
That whole hitting 30 thing really does something to people.
>>64585389
to white people*
>>64584768
Not that guy but thank you. Included what the other two guys said. Blanket and the cage things are part of the Tapout bed set and the blanket is supposed to be cage but I fucked up the pattern.
>>64585539
Good job lad
>>64585827
Y...you too
>>64585827
Why did you delete?
>>64586055
Why do you think?
>>64586249
i wouldn't have asked if i knew the answer
>>64586287
miguel cotto going in
>>64586249
Dont get down anon. yours was good too. In its own way.
>>64586055
Added more stuff but didn't save, went back and added it again after i realized I posted the wrong one
>>64586395
Saved
Will King Mo do more Rizin events in the future?
>>64586881
Yes, and I think we're gonna see a few more of the Bellator set giving Rizin a go too.
dead thread
dead sport
>>64587122
i will delete your hardware
I posted on /HEEM/ for new years
:^(
happy new year guise
>>64587168
So what, faggot? You should be grateful.
>>64587156
RARE FLAG
>>64587168
better than going to a cocktail party
>>64587168
>>64587170
>tfw still 3 hours
>>64587168
Top Lad
>>64587168
happy new year bro
>>64587170
Happy N(You) Year!
>>64587197
Just heem me senpai
>>64587168
i listened to korean asmr ;~;
>>64584638
Don't worry, she's just all plastic by now.
>>64587205
>tfw
Real talk /heem/. Why are you here right now? No friends,no gf,other? I only have three friends. Two of whom don't care enough about me to invite me to places. While people are out having fun,partying I'm at home. Can I be the hero of my own movie? Yes.Could I change this? Yes. Will I? No. The other friend is /heem/ ;____;
It's officially 2016 in the most important time zone in all of North America (NY)
Happy New Year /heem/!!
>>64587269
Nice, who's your main girl currently? Dana? Alexa? Kaya? Soy? Pigsbum? Miniyu? PPOMO?
>>64587284
My birthday was Dec 30th and I spent it doing ecstacy and having sex with a brazilian transexual girl. I didn't get home until 9pm on dec 31st and by that point I didn't want to do anything except lie in my bed, drink beer, and shitpost.
>Rogaine throwing Rousey under the bus now
Welcome aboard the bandwagon, Joe.
Seriously, has he even remotely acknowledged how wrong he was about her?
lol JUST LOL @ you goofs who dont celebrate New Years with at least 7-8 of your lads.
Nobody celebrates the new year alone. Everybody has their friends pitch in for fireworks, beer, or drugs with the lads. If you are currently spending it alone, just heem yourself permanently.
>>64587415
Yeah, last night I did a line of coke with Babe Ruth and then just browsed heem for the rest of the night.
>>64587417
Guy's a fucking cunt so no
>>64587446
>that's literally what you're doing champ
>>64587342
soy!
but i'm also really fond of ppomo and dana. don't know alexa and kaya or miniyu but i will look them up now.
>>64587417
Bloody Elbow did a longform interview with him, go read it.
tl,dr: He admits he was caught in the moment, but still stands by that Ronda is once in a lifetime athlete.
>>64587446
>Americucks starting to say "lads"
Time to find a new word
>>64587498
>Irish fans shitposting heem
Time to find a new sport.
>>64587498
I vote for "comrade".
Right, comrade? Comrade!
>>64587498
BR trannyfucker pls
i hope that story was made up
somebody post the conor quote where hes gonna finish HOSAY in 1 round etc
>>64587493
>but still stands by that Ronda is once in a lifetime athlete.
>rondashadowbox.webm
>>64587584
what fight
>>64587597
Magana vs Karate Hottie
>>64587515
I like it, Comrade
>>64587519
>His fuck buddy doesn't have a feminine penis
I MEAN COME ON. IT'S 2016
>>64587584
>no webms of poopy pants fat man
i'm surprised
>>64587558
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/12/30/10688222/interview-joe-rogan-ufc-part-1-revisiting-ronda-rousey-loss-aftermath-edmund-tarverdyan-holly-holm
>>64587612
Are you the same Irish gay shitposter or are there numerous Irish gay shitposters?
Can I mini-hijack this thread to post worldstar shit? I wanna do a worldstar thread but I know i'll get banned
>>64587671
Yeah. Post heems.
>>64587584
hnnnggg
>>64587701
Good thing Yamasaki was there to call the fight.
>>64587718
Should have gotten dqed for that kick after the fight wa sover
spam filter wont let me post links to wuurlstar for some reason
worldstarhiphop com/videos/video.php?v=wshh5089HDVi8sFwg0Nr
>>64587701
>sheem drain bamage
>>64587731
If you can't post webms then just fuck off and heem yourself. I'm not clicking your links
>>64587671
Amateur heems have always been accepted here.
>>64587731
american wrestlers are boring even in street fights
>>64587475
You might also want to check out Glitter ASMR, ASMR Thomwhat, 좋은밤 ASMR, and JUY
>>64587745
thats how we always did them before
>>64587738
>that mount
>GET FUKT GET FUKT GET FUKT
>>64587748
Hello? It's 2016!
>>64587745
What? I wasn't the guy who asked if I could hijack the thread. I just have some amateur heem webms.
>>64587772
>Heeeeeeem wobbly
I remember this one.
>>64587772
>>64587781
no black on white crime please, or white on white
>>64587772
Dishonourable use of punch before the round started imho
>>64587781
That guy got KO'd about 3 times in less than a minute
That must be a record
This is my last one thought i had more must have deleted them
>>64587823
Oh no...
wait does this count?
>>64587837
based mexican redneck
>>64587823
>my foot
>this was a huge waste of time
>this was a huge waste of money
>my foot oh god my foot
>not now doge
who /lastsleep/ here?
RIP in peace my brothers
>>64587867
that's one way to get out of the truck I guess
UFC: 209 Battle in Xeattle
>>64587898
>Xeattle
nice
>>64587837
>wrestling mentality of point scoring
>>64587898
youtube video of this ?
>>64587837
is he kill?
>>64587823
I like how the corner throws in the towel at the end
Someone post the DUDE WEED teenagers fighting about a bong
>Say good night
Almost action.
>>64587921
it's a collection of short clips you see in the webmv
>>64587940
stfu island nigger
>>64587933
top kek reminds me of 1 semester in college. Drank like crazy by myself as a recluse that semester. But anyway, I lived on like the 3rd floor and glued some quarters on the sidewalk and I would get drunk and watch people attempt to pick them up. fucking hilarious
>>64587898
>Pride Marcher Meets Pride Rules
>>64587933
>looks at the other guy
is this real life?
>>64587921
Talk shit get Resident Evil 4 stomped.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c91_1404380485&comments=1
>>64580269
DVDASA NEVER DIE
Probably got heemed at some point.
>>64587985
lol what a shit show
>>64588015
AJAJJAJAJAJAJAJA
>>64588015
>south america
thank God we pulled out
>>64588015
GIVE HIM THE STICK
>>64588021
They're Asian. Get it right.
>>64588050
I'm not sure I get the handjob part
>>64588072
>homosexual version of smelling salts
>>64588072
Best way to wake a man up famalam
IMPORTANT HAYCENSUS
http://strawpoll.me/6418370
Krav maga
>>64588117
wat
>>64584385
rockhold is my idol, and the only objectively correct answer, any other attempt at answering this question involves a certain level of denial.
>>64588117
Saved his own ass big time. I'd probably be dead.
>>64588117
REMINDER. Train WITHOUT a gi 3x a week.
>>64588159
Nah comrade, a big American wrestler like you would have shot the double and G'n'P'd him out in seconds. No need for floor-pretzel then.
>>64588117
fucking monkeys man
>>64588117
>brazil every fucking time.
I don't even understand how anyone is still alive in this country they stab and shoot each other like it is eating breakfast
Bros in UFC undisputed 2010 Dana white just come to my gym, call sense I Marc laimon a bitch the offer contract
I miss pre stroke dana
>>64587823
is normal
>>64588117
what's the background on this one?
>>64588338
a church
>>64588294
I miss the pre stroke you. You illiterate goof.
what do you see for your upcoming year, /heem/?
I visualize myself dominating da whole game.
>>64588396
DA FEADERWEIGHT DIVISION WILL BE KILT, LIKE I PREDICTED
>>64588338
it was a USADA agent asking Aldo to take a blood test
Is Connor the goat?
>>64588549
Not yet, but he will be.
>>64588396
to be perfectly honest, i see a way better year ahead of myself, i see myself mentally more organized and focused and i stopped trying to live up to unrealistic expectations, and started to let go of things more easily. i even see a gf, 2016 looks like it's going to be really comfy for a guy like me.
>>64588555
After checking my own dub-trips, i really must add that i believe Conor's law of attraction works. Finishing a task ahead of yourself is a huge part of the solution and a great head start to be quite honest with you heem
>>64588549
literally yes
>>64588572
finishing a task mentally *
>>64588490
>Seychellois society is essentially matriarchal. Mothers tend to be dominant in the household, controlling most expenditures and looking after the interests of the children. Unwed mothers are the societal norm, and the law requires fathers to support their children. Men are important for their earning ability, but their domestic role is relatively peripheral.
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>64588549
one of the funniest parts of the show
>>64588594
CLARICE
>>64588627
you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a ladies man
>>64588589
>implying im not a grill
is robbie lawler brain damaged?
>>64588671
desu
>>64588671
Do you have a feminine penis?
>>64588793
stop
>>64579298
that fake smile when you know your gf could beat you to death.
>>64587985
i feel like this isnt getting enough attention. What the hell is happening?
>>64588836
Mite b refugees in germanistan
Happy new year from the west coast /heem/, probably the last group here to get it
>>64588918
Happy new year lad, see you on saturdays game thread
>walk in
>see this
What do?
>>64588338
Drug dealer (guy with gun), drug buyer (BJJ instructor).
Something goes wrong with the exchange.
>>64588646
>ladies
It's "woman's" ya goof
>>64588926
Cheers, should be pretty comfy. Embedded episode 4 is up and weigh-ins in 15 bongs 50 bings
It's so close I can taste it. Pretty hyped for this card, there's fights throughout the night that are interesting. Poirier vs Duffy headlining the fight pass prelims, Michael McDonald's return fight on the prelims, and all of the main card are worth a watch. Miocic v Arlovski and Lawler v Condit are important fights for both divisions and they both have spicy banger potential
>>64588960
ffs every cunt is bleaching now
>>64588960
I can't get over that stupid hair dye job of his. Anderson Cooper tier without the aesthetics. His gf must be cucking him on the side right now.
>>64588960
"Sir. Sir, wake up. That shirt is racist."
Post rizin webms?
>>64588960
Assume Ben Rothwell is nearby and high tail it out of there
>>64588960
tip his fedora
ronda will forever be bae
>>64589145
female fighters I've jerked off to:
Ronda
Tate
Gina
Paige
Pena
Gadelha
>>64589145
I'd totally eat Rondas fat meaty mayonnaise scented cunt just to taste the remnants of Schaubs cock cells
>>64578454
not into ass implants, sorry
>>64579512
those people are disgusting, and so are those cops for letting them do that.
>>64587493
>but still stands by that Ronda is once in a lifetime athlete.
Maybe she is ...we just have to figure out which sport.
>>64587446
>Nobody celebrates the new year alone. Everybody has their friends pitch in for fireworks, beer, or drugs with the lads. If you are currently spending it alone, just heem yourself permanently.
those childish generalities!
the american middle-class suburban tweens never fail to amuse.
How long until fedor fights
>>64589258
Seven
I will literally buy Holm vs Rousey 2 just to see her get heemed in 4k
>>64589258
One year ago dude
>>64589349
No his next one
How long until Condit is champ
>>64589767
in about 6 years he'll be the champ of bellator
happy new year heem
>>64589823
My 2016 starts with my laptop charger being kill. New one only arrives after 7-11 days. I am officially /heem/'d.
>>64589842
you probably should avoid sitting on things when you weigh 200 kg, Kaido
>>64589823
what did you do normie
>>64589851
you better check yourself, before I rek you. I am the new era of MMA. Once your head clatters the canvas, you will know it's not all talk.
THERES THAT OBLIQUE KICK AGAIN
>>64589885
Pathetic.
>>64589885
>blessing in disguise
Or maybe not?
>>64589888
BEAUTIFUL
>>64589318
Holm loses to Tate whom loses to Rousey.
Dana wins. Flawless victory.
There is a fan Q&A with Michael Chiesa and Rose before weigh ins today. Should have some good memes
>>64589924
>Holm loses to Tate
>>64589962
>lei'd tapa
>taps ladies in their faces
>I wouldn't tap that
pottery
>>64589885
why'd you have to throw that spinning shit, chris
>>64589993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkIf9deHCWI&feature=youtu.be&t=127
>2:07
That's why.
>>64589962
>WORLD CLASS BOXING
>>64589962
DELET THIS
>>64590047
Honestly that might have been replaying in The Chris's head for the next few days
Who's sober enough to slice a new bread?
Happy new year
>>64580000
lol wow he's a legit fight fan.. no wonder dana is voting for him lol
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