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Upcoming MMA events:
1/2 - UFC 195: JUST BLEED
1/17 - UFC FN 81: Silly Dilly v Cruz
1/29 - Lellator 148: Koscheck vs Secor
1/30 - UFC on Fox 18: The Cucking of Ryan Bader w/ special guest Sage Northcutt
2/6 - UFC 196: Fabricio Werdum vs Sea Level Cain

MMA Digest update: https://youtu.be/k8aj0PHsey8

Full set of fights from Rizin 2: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLZEBrMpjxTdYF6pd4ulloUwf-bSrbj3D6

Thread Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvlTJrNJ5lA

>195 Embedded
Episode 1: http://youtu.be/6h5qsu3sP-Y
Episode 2: https://youtu.be/vfpPmeUEyk0
Episode 3: https://youtu.be/molgWartXyk

195 Countdown: Lawler vs Condit: https://youtu.be/F-49IYabcCg
195 Countdown: Arlovski vs Miocic: https://youtu.be/dZHaH2KWX8U

195 extended preview: https://youtu.be/EzKaI8i3b4Y

>Conference calls
Lawler vs Condit: https://youtu.be/aKI97a3d2Rk
Bisping vs Silva: https://youtu.be/kCuTY5pu7Xo

>Interview with modern day guru Joseph James "Joe" Rogan
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/12/30/10688222/interview-joe-rogan-ufc-part-1-revisiting-ronda-rousey-loss-aftermath-edmund-tarverdyan-holly-holm

>All around good guy Fabio Maldonado hits the open market
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/29/10685464/fabio-maldonado-among-eight-fighters-released-from-the-ufc

>results from Rizin night 2
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/31/10693254/rizin-results-fedor-emelianenko-makes-quick-work-of-jaideep-singh

Legal Free Fights
>Arlovski vs Bigfoot
https://youtu.be/M6SQud1iYXE
>Lawler vs Koscheck
https://youtu.be/keICcOxl93k
>Condit vs Kim
http://youtu.be/Q-C2a-KOfJA
>Miocic vs Hunt
https://youtu.be/MKaZDsH84uA
>Arlovski vs Browne
https://youtu.be/IB5HFEpTVps
>Silly Dilly vs Watson
https://youtu.be/NEgVh5S3PoQ
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>>64570643
first for Baruto vs Fedor
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first for RDA will murder Conor
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>WAKE ME UP INSIDE
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>>64570672

I SEE STIFFNESS

HE DOESN'T MEWVMENT LIKE I DO

HE CAN'T TAKE ME LEFT, NO ONE CAN
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first for Diaz vs Conor
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Russia so racist they didn't show the tourney final. Idk if I'm mad or impressed
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>>64570681
Conor will be on his back within two minutes
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>>64570700

You can't take down what you can't out mewvment
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>Rizin goes big
>4chan goes dead
Two times in a row
It's like pottery, it climes.
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Fedor vs Northcutt

Also, where's the butts?
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Did 4chan crapped out earlier? Like after Fedor crushed that can? Or was it just me?

FIGHT OF THE YEAR: GABI GARCIA v LAID TAPAS
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So is Fedor still legit ?
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>the peter aerts fight
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>>64570681

I PREDICT DESE TINGS
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>>64570822

WHEN YOUR HEAD CLATTERS OF THE CANVAS JOSE YOU WILL KNOW IT'S NOT ALL TALK
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>>64570822

>That Urijah chin

This is great lol
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>>64570826

ITS A WHOLE OTHER BALL GAME
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>>64570822
kekkeroni pizza
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>>64570765
It crapped out yeah
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2015
what a year for MMA
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>>64570859
>All slutty pictures
>Holly Holm
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>>64570859
she aight. nothing special
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post your top 3 moment of 2015

>1. Conor heeming Aldo
>2. Holy heeming Honda
>3. Jones attempting abortion
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>>64570887
>his top 1 moment in mma this year was a 13 second fight

yeah "great"
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>>64570907

Post your list then
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>>64570887
1. Holly Heem
2. Aftermath of Diaz vs Silva
3. Pic related
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>>64570933
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>people unironically PAY to listen to heavy hands
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>>64570887
1. when I rawdogged your mom last night
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>>64570887

>Mcmeme being one punch man

I was there....

The Irish wouldn't shut the fuck up..

Are they always like that? No wonder you guys kicked their ass for so long, that would be unbearable
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do you consider this a real sport?
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If you didn't enjoy that beautiful shitfest of a card then you're not a real Fight Fan™ and you might be a filthy be a filthy estonian.
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>>64570851
Ahh. Fucking chinese moot.

>>64570887
1) Holly BTFOing that armenian chick
2) Lawler spraying blood and then staring down McD
3) Conor murdering Brazil
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Who is unironically fighter of the year?

>>64571057
>estonians
>filthy

pick one
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What's happened? 4chan got freeze for some reason or what?
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>>64571057
come to heemspeak serbia
ts41.gameservers.com:9185
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>your father will never be this proud of you
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1450617529146.webm
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that's a weird game you recommended yesterday. First, Joanna gets knocked out by Aisling Daly and now Gus gets Ko'd stiff after 6 seconds against Glover.
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>>64571079
japmoot was busy watchign rizin
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>>64571037
after watching rizin, no.
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>>64571096
>heemspeak
literally kill yourself
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>>64571071
joanna she didnt loose a single round
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>>64570887
1. Werdum becoming champ and earning me biiiiiig money.
2. Arlovski vs. Browne
3. Based Nate Diaz earning me money while taunting
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>>64571064
This is so great I might consider it using for the Pantera songs on my telephone.
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>>64571071
RDA or Conor
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>>64571147
Can almost guarantee you're a nasally pussy that's too afraid to talk.
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>>64571107
Where can I download this? I want to build up young prospects like the UFC did with Conor.
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>be matchmaker of Rizin
>sign this man as a free agent after he vacates both LW & FW UFC belts

what fight do you make /HEEM/?
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>>64571190
>speaking takes courage
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>>64571197

Conor vs Sakuraba
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>>64571197
gabi garcia
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>>64571197
Saku, then commit sudoku when Saku grapplefucks him.
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>stay up all night to watch Pride
>some good bits
>then some shit bits
>then Bob Sapp doing his utmost to remove Akebono's ear
>then the shitty Russian stream gives out just before Fedor fight
>oh well, at least I get to see the final of the tournament
>shitty Russian TV station cuts to furpuck
>try to zoom in on the 240p Jap bleacher cam to watch the fight
>just white blobs and yellow blobs and one brown blob
>probably the brown blob in top control is King Mo but not entirely sure
>give up and go take a nap

so, who won?
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>>64571197
Conor vs Giant Silva
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>>64571207
4u

come watch fights with heemspeak
https://www.watch2gether.com/rooms/pde4vksim64vqir4
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>>64571096
Cool guys! What video games do you use your microphones for?
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>>64571057
It seems like Serbia is still mad that Estonia is rapidly becoming the nr.1 ---MMA champions per capita--- country.
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>>64571274
Autism
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>>64571179
It's yours, my friend.

>>64571071
Holly Holm
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>>64571295
Well you seem to be a filthy Estonian. Go figure.
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>>64571263
King Mo caught Jiri with a right hand as Jiri was trying to close in. Faceplanted, game over, Mo wins.
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>>64571316
Fuck off.
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>>64571281
i dont play games

quit school in elementary cuz of recess
too many games
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Anyone else watching the Bellator best of 2015 show?

Shamrock/Kimbo is unironically on the list.

Fuck, this is actually kinda sad.
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>>64571322
Alert the constabulary.
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>>64571336

>implying it was a fix
>implying Kimbo just doesn't have the best rear naked choke defence in the game
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>>64570751
>Hiro confirmed for owning Rizin
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>>64571340
How's your pit bull doing?
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>>64571305
fuck off gojira
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>>64571355
He's good, thanks for asking. He's almost one year now.
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>>64571349
One of their moments was also titled "Liam McGeary makes history". It referred to him beating Tito.

Apparently, beating Tito Ortiz in 2015 is historic.
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>>64571365
Gojira aint even online
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Has anyone seen Carlos Condit's tv? No visible cables. The guy knows what's up!
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>>64571408
holy fucking poor
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>>64571416
he's a ufc fighter, what do you expect?
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>>64571416
post your tv
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>>64571408
>tfw no qt Mexican maid
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>>64571425
This. He gets paid in Applebee's coupons.
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>>64571426
What is this, 1968?
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>>64571442
Would you give her kissies? :3
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>>64571442
Breh, that's his wife
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>>64571463
>marrying the maid
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>>64571408
>tfw I have started to get this longing for marriage life
>tfw I just want a real home to go home to

Fuck this, time to go and get drunk
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>>64571442
>cute
>mexican

no surprise this is coming from the niggers of europe
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>>64571477
I'm glad I don't have your shit brain. No offense.
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>>64571372
If you watched it, it was "historic" because he became the first English champion in a major MMA promotion.
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>>64571463
Is she Turkish? What's going on there?
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>>64571498
Bellator doesn't count as a legit org
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any1 have a webm of kron's fight? or a full fight link? we smoked fatties and played the old EA sports video game that he was in. all he did was spam takedowns and subs so i'm wondering how he fights
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>>64571479
How many ISIS members did you go to school with m8?
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>>64571477
>wanting to kill yourself if you're not drunk or tied down to one woman
what went wrong?
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Can we all agree that on these org rankings

1. Rizin
2. UFC
3. One FC
4. M1-global
5. powergap
6. powergap
7. powergap
8. Titan FC
9. BAMMA
10. Bellator
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>>64571546

No
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>>64571546
I only respect the UFC
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>>64571498
>Bellator
>major MMA organization

Tito Ortiz just fought for their LHW, and beat their MW champ. Every fighter who came over to the UFC has been a complete bust. They aren't anywhere near the level PRIDE, Affliction, or Strikeforce were. They are probably IFC tier.
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>>64571510
Of course. But you've gotta expect that they would say as much about their own company.
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>>64571546
1. ufc
2. bellator
3. rizin
4. one fc
5. cage warriors
6. rfa
7. titan
8. wsof
9. bamma
10. m-1
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>>64571546
UFC
WSOF
One FC
Bellator
Rizin
Lmao
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>>64571583
That's my point, though. It's a completely silly thing to say to anyone who knows anything at all about MMA. I get they're trying to shill their org, but you can't call yourself a world champion in MMA if you're not in the UFC.
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Happy New Year /heem/
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>>64571564
Eddie Alvarez is legit.
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>>64571546
no u weaboo
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>>64571564
IFL?
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>>64571621

>Eddie Alvarez is legit.
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>>64571619
Happy New Year

>tfw dockbro is kill
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>>64571621
Hasn't looked too legit in the UFC.
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>>64571628
>>64571640
Say that to my face fuckers not online and see what happens on January 17 after he's done with Pettis.
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>>64571629
maybe he just stopped attentionwhoring
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>>64571663
Honestly, Pettis is pretty overrated too. He's good if you fight like a retard and let him tee off or just sit in his guard. He'll always lose to wrestlers who don't literally give him their arm/neck.
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>>64571546
1. MMA Raju
2. Rizin
3. UFC
4. Bellator
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>>64571676
>dockbro
>not attentionwhoring
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>>64571640

He exposed the Cowboy's pure boxing for me. That being said Cowboy's an elite striker taking kicks and knees into account, but his hands aren't on elite level.
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>>64571690
>Cowboy's pure boxing
his what?
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Fuck, Mo's head movement is so dangerous. He slips punches by moving his head straight back. One day, someone's gonna get him to slip a punch and throw a head kick, and Mo's gonna duck right into it.

Bad heem coming in his future.
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Lithcuck is almost kill too. He only appeared a couple of times during the year. Maybe he finally made it and left this semen slurping board. Or he weight cut himself to death.
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>>64571690
Literally no one ever thought Cowboy was a good boxer. That's always been the whole in his standup game. Nate Diaz kicked his ass by exploiting his poor boxing too.
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>>64571707
I hope he comes back when Romero fights Rockhold.

If Romero somehow becomes the champ, then Lithcuck deserves his bragging rights.
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Just watched the Fedor fight and the Gabi fight in YouTube. I think Singh took a dive. He was just waiting for Fedor to hit him. But he could just be trash. Gabi has no chin. Which could stem from sparring with Cyborg and others fighters with no headgear. Watching Akebono vs Sapp right now. Fuck Sapp is so bad at everything. Being former man drama I've heard Meltzer bring up Sapp. Saying how he was the biggest draw in the world on time. I didn't live through Sapp Time but I don't understand why people like seeing him fight.
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>>64571197
Conor VS. Bob Sapp

'WON PUNSJ END HE WIELL CROUMBLE IN FRONT OF ME'

'HIES MEWVMENT IS STALE, LIEK HES STOOK IN THE MOOD.
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will fighter and the cuck be cancelled in 2016?
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>McGregor is now getting scumbag drug dealing tax dodgers locked up

How can one man be so based?
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>>64571732
Gabi will be elite soon she just needs a bit more time to sharpen up she is the best around nobody's gonna keep her down the best arou-und nobody's gonna keep her dooooown
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>>64571732
He was only ever big in Japan, and pretty much just because he's a big, goofy nig who's not above humiliating himself or playing to stereotypes for money. Also helps that the Japanese are just fascinated whenever they see a black person who isn't wearing a grass skirt and carrying a spear like he's people.
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>>64571749
>being this much of a statist
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>>64571752
honestly can she even be considered a woman
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>>64571752
a literal roid munster
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>>64571752
I think she'll be the GOAT in her division. Of course, her division is like 6 people.
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>>64571749
fuck humanity
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>>64571749
>tfw you will never become a fugitive and run away to Las Vegas to watch Conor McGregor fights and become an illegal immigrant and work in an orchard and fall in love with a qt Mexican maid
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Just watched her fight again. My personal Fight of the Year now. She went in there, banged it out, overcame adversity, and ended it decisively.
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>>64571824
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>>64571732
Well he beat prime Hoost two times and at that point he looked like a beast who was almost undefeatable. One punch KO power and all those things, but he got exposed very soon as a coward who taps to strikes and has zero ground game let alone game at all. Plus that he is just getting beat time and time again for money.

But yeah Japanese people love big muscular guys so that's why he was so popular.
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>>64571745
Probably. Schaub looks like a complete fuccboi with blonde hair.
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>>64571837
He super slammed Big Nog which was crazy too
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>>64571837
The Hoost beatings were very puzzling. I'm still not sure how the fuck that happened, maybe Hoost just couldn't get his range, I don't know. Sapp doesn't tap to strikes (only) because he's a coward, though. He has outright said he gets paid to lose, he takes dives.
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>>64571872

What happened was a guy with about 100lbs on Hoost punched him in the face over and over again
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This stupid thread should be on alternative sports like wrestling its all a big fix my friend saw them on a bus afterwards they were all friends its just pretend fighting they pretend to do boxing then they roll around on the floor for 45 mins so no one gets hurt the ref has fake blood up his sleeve its like wrestling for but modern day.
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>>64571942
You wot, m8?
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>>64571546
1. FCC India
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Is Sage Northcutt a muster?
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>>64571546
2. RXF
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>>64571971
Indians are the least physically threatening people on the planet.
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>>64571996
Rank the races
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was the Ishii fight a fix?

https://streamable.com/7xn4
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>>64572008
Fuck man, I dunno. I just know that Indian men are comically weak looking.
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>>64571996
>said the Canadian
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>>64571942
It's all good Paddy Holohan, you don't have to be mad.
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>>64571587
>>64571546
forgot the best promotion lads

1. SFL


SUPAAAH FIIIIIIIIIIGHT LEAAAAAAGUUUUUEEEE
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>>64572039
BOOM
POW
PUNCH KICK WOW
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>>64572023
RANK THE DAMN RACES
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>>64572016
>kick didn't even land

Looks like it. There were honestly less fixed fights on these Rizin cards than the UFC cards lately though.
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Which person in the MMA community do you hope dies in 2016?
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>>64572043
Chill dude, I'm not white, you're not allowed to be that aggressive torward minorities.
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>>64572043

1.) Swedes
9999999.) shitskin country invaders

happy?
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>>64572061
None of them, you weirdo
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>>64572068
Oh shit, I'm sorry.
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wow that sucked ass i don't think there was a good fight in 2 days of rizin


Lawler vs Condit can't come fast enough
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>>64572082
It's cool. You didn't know. I'll make sure to inform your government to go easy on you.
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>>64572091
I liked the tourney bangers. Jiri brought good spirit.
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This nip's wife is annoying as shit
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>>64572082

Sorry for what
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>>64572183
He means he feels bad that Adan was born as a brown man. He isn't apologizing.
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>>64572183
Our daddy taught us no gi is better.
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>>64572198

>being new

>>64572200

This guy gets it
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Any reason why Poirier is not the best bet you could possibly make?
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>>64572213

Because he's going to have PTSD flash backs of his fight with Conor and get heem'd again
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So, why isn't anyone throwing knees or kicks on the ground? They know it's legal, right?
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>implying Sapp vs Akebono II wasn't FOTY
More of the fight was wiping Akebono's sweaty rolls off than actual fighting
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>>64572203
>epic maymays 201x
>we oldfag now
Cuet
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>>64572280

It's ok pal
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will this sport ever be legitimate?

>>64572213
>he's getting cut after this loss
>he's retarded
>he's a bitch made dude
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>>64572213
Because Duffy is a beast everywhere
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>>64572288
It is ok. Meme on, brother.
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>>64572289
>he is getting cut after this loss
>>64572302
When facing Bellator level fighters, Poirier is better everywhere
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>>64572327
>i know nothing about ufc management
>i haven't been following this pseudo-sport for 20 years
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>>64572280
I'll show you who's boss of this gym.

Gym bosses
DC - AKA (former boss Jon Fitch lel)
Ronda - GFC
Mighty Mouse - local playground
Master Bang (the Alpha Male Asian corner guy - Team Alpha Fail (Faber isn't even the boss of his own gym lel)
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>>64572247
I guess its hard. If you got a guy down moving your legs creates spaces for tem to get out of it
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>>64572327
>the GOATslayer
>Bellator-level
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http://metro.co.uk/2015/09/06/man-with-worlds-longest-penis-weighs-it-to-prove-its-real-5377842/

>tfw you will never have a 19 inch penis
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>>64572333
He is an exciting fighter with two first round finishes in a row,

>>64572360
Five years ago McGregor was not that good, and both the guys he beat in the ufc have since been cut
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>>64572369
Spanish genes, it is what it is, we're too big.
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>>64572369
>‘I cannot do anything, I cannot work, and I am a disabled so I want authorities to declare me as a disabled person and give me support.

>He lives alone and has to scavenge for food, he says.
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>>64572369
It is fake, though. It weighed 2 pounds, if it was more than just skin like doctors and the X-Ray said, it'd weigh more than that.

Plus, I mean, look at that shit. That don't look right. I wouldn't want to whip that out in front of a girl.
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>>64572369
he's a big guy
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>>64572369

Do you think he'll die if he ever get proper hard?

All the blood just leaves the rest of his body
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>>64572466
I doubt it's even functional. Most of it is just skin.
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>>64572451
For you. Also
>Sage Northcutt, who has been held up to you as the shining example of justice!
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Where did you go wrong in life that you ended up spending New Year's Eve in a thread called "heem" on the sports board of 4chan.org discussing the feasibility of a Spanish man, with a 19 inch penis, getting erect?
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>Go to /heem/
>Check comments
>People discussing dicks
> mfw
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>>64572523

Nothing went wrong

Everyone else just sucks
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>>64572523
Where did it go wrong? Kek. It's always been like this. I got no friends,no girl,shit job. Probably going to spend the night on here to bee honest fampai.Doesn't matter. I'm going sleepy forever after UFC 200, or Ronda/Holly rematch.
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>"People ask me that all the time. Take the high road. Nah. The high road isn't fun. The low road is fun. That's me. I'm the low-road guy. My thing with Twitter and social media is you can't just go on and say stupid stuff to people unless you want some stupid stuff back. I'm that guy. Maybe I'm wrong, maybe it's not right. But it's fun, and I enjoy it and I think that's what social media is really all about. I'm in the fight business anyway. Get over it, people."
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Remember, tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life. Be the hero of your own movie.

https://youtu.be/GCQqpp4LGVY
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anyone here versed in Wanderei Silva's current contract/UFC situation? he got a lifetime ban or something from the Nevada commission, right? should that not void his UFC contract? asking because, way I see it, maybe Silva can fight in Japan for Rizin, however long that promotion lasts. imagine Wand vs Fedor next new year. someone make it happen.
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>>64572577
Same. I'mma stay up, smoke a cigar, I got a bottle of ice wine, probably order a pizza, and that's my night.

At this point, I'm basically just banging hooker until I get tired of that, then I think I'm out. No real point in keeping going. Don't want kids anyway, so there isn't really much left to do with my life. Maybe get really fat first. That might be fun.
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>tfw ISIS come and prema heem you tonight
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>>64572589
>tfw dana can heem every here
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>>64572661
Why would a lifetime ban in Nevada void his contract? He's still under contract, and with all the headaches he gave the UFC, I doubt they'll let him out of it.
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Who started drinking at.10 am here?
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>>64572701
can't you be arrested in bongland for mentioning isis in a bad way?
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>>64572780

>This coming from the most cucked nation on earth

Oright Muhammad
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>>64572780
>Sweden making fun of someone for being too tolerant of Islam
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Is this the thread for Rizin that's on now?
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>>64572747
I don't drink, I don't need phony chemically induced pleasures in my life
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>>64572710
basically the other commissions respect and abide by the decisions of the Nevada one when it comes to mma. if Silva cannot fight for the UFC without the company receiving fines or penalties, i say let him go. a company cannot stop a person from actively trying to make money/put food on his table, so contracts that are useless, like Silva's UFC one, should be null and void.

how's my half ass logic?
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>>64572825

>I don't drink

HUEHEUEHUHEUHEUHEUHUEHUEUHEHUHUEHUEHUEHUUHE
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>>64572825
I bet people love you at parties.
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>>64572822
no, this is for ufc only, the true fighting force in the world

>only clean fighters
>only real ATHLETES
>only real martial ARTISTS
>only class acts
>pure class

make another bread if you want to discuss pleb "fighting"
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Off to get belligerently drunk in public.

Have a happy new year /heem/!
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>>64572822
>>64570779
Not people here watched it live last night. Spike has it on a tape delay. All the fights are also on YouTube now
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>>64572840
Doesn't really matter how it should be. What matters is what the law says. He has a contract with the UFC. It's not the UFC's fault he can't fight. There's no breech of contract there, he was offered fights, he refused them, then he was banned. Plus, he could still fight on UFC shows in Europe or Asia or even here in Canada if he wanted.

If the UFC refused to give him fights, that would be one thing, he might have a case then. That's not what happened.
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>>64572577
>>64572669
Start fighting, if you don't care about dain bramage you can just go ahead and have fun
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Will this fraud ever fight legit opponents?
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>>64572893
Yeah just found out now. Friggin lame. Spikes been advertising this all month and shits not even live.
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>>64572669
I was kidding about the UFC 200 heeming myself my man. Lots of good fights and memes for 2016. But I'm a loser. Fuck it. If you're trolling or not cheers.

>>64572661
Mandrama Meltz fanboy here. He brought up Wanderlei's situation a while back. No it doesn't. Well it depends actually. While Wanderlei is "retired" (which is a tactic some fighters use to get out of contracts) it won't work. People asked Meltz why can't he go to Japan. Wanderlei's contract, as most UFC contracts has an international thing written into it. Wand could fight in Japan where the NSAC shit wouldn't apply to him if his contract wasn't an international one. But did you see all the shit Wanderlei was talking about UFC? At this point they'll never let him go. He wanted to sign autographs at a Dave and Busters with Royce and some other guys. UFC pulled the plug so he wouldn't be able to. So basically Wand isn't allowed. Plus you owe UFC fights. Meltz mentioned some contacts expire. But a majority you have to fight out. If you don't fight out your contract you're basically UFC for life. Examples could be BJ Penn. He still has fights left. So if he wanted to go to Bellator for big money he couldn't. Same goes with Anderson who signed a eleven fight deal I think. UFC and Anderson knows he'll never fight it out. Could the UFC release him right now? Yes. Has Dana said that if a fighter isn't happy with the org they will release them? Yes. Will they? No.
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Which one of you assholes is doing this?
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>>64572913
Might be fun. I could probably heem Ken Shamrock at this point.
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>>64572943

who dat
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>>64572943
Is this sports related?
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>>64572942
Oh, I'm not gonna permaheem after UFC 200. I'm just wallowing in hedonism until it gets boring. That'll probably kill me at some point anyway.
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>>64572669
you lack motivation

what you need is not motivation though, you need DICIPLINE

join the gym, yeah it's shit boring, train 3-5 times a week(minimum 3), within 3 months you will see results, then you will be motivated.

but remember that dicipline is not fun, it's just there

get on the hype train breh, you will not regret it.

Drink your wine and eat your pizza tonight but tomorrow you start your new life

FUCK YEEEEEEEAH
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>>64572895
ah, got it. thanks for the info.

way things stand, no way he fights for any overseas shows, right? i mean, isn't the UFC losing money sitting on a hot asset like Wand? he could definitely sell out some Japan shows for them.
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>>64572949
no need to be a great, but if you're self destructive you can just bang away and have fun, youll probably get much better mentaly aswell because of the massive confidence boost of knowing that you could often heem every here wherever you are. You will also get /fit/
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>>64572943
Meant this.
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>>64572994
pretty much this, but in my opinion you should find a way of training that fun to me that martial arts
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>>64572998
Well, Wand said he would never fight for the UFC ever again. I don't think the UFC gives a shit. Doesn't cost them anything to just keep him on contract. His contract says he gets paid per fight, if he doesn't fight, they don't have to pay him. Only one who really loses is Wand. Don't know how long his contract is, but I gotta think it's at least a couple more years.

He shoulda been smart and played ball, but instead, he pissed off the people who decide if he gets paid or not.
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>>64573039
I totally agree

the thing is if you go in dry to martial arts then you will give up faster, if you first build up dicipline(and some muscle) then the hits you will take to the head will not cause you to quit

all in all though you are right
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>>64572942
goddamn Wand. couldn't they just bury the hatchet over some dollahs? i'd love to see him in some Japanese style events. his days for running for a title are looooong gone, but he still could make some interesting match ups. dude fought Cro Cop twice back in the day, i'd love to see a Fedor fight.
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>>64571010
>irish after spending thousands for a weekend holiday weren't introverted like me
heem yourself my man
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>>64572999
I actually already am fairly decently trained. Did sanshou for two years and Muay Thai for five. Problem is, I fucked up my knee and shoulder pretty bad, even a couple years later, I still don't have full range of motion. I'd probably need surgery to get close to 100%, and I don't really want to do that.
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>>64573136
excuses excuses

not motivation

and as stated, fuck motivation

you need DICIPLINE
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>>64573136
If your life was a movie, and it started now – forget about whatever financial disasters you’ve had, personal failures, relationship failures – what would the hero of your life’s movie do right now? Do that! Do those things. We define ourselves far too often by our past failures. We look at our past, and we say ‘Well, that’s me.’ That’s not you. You are this person right now. You’re the person who’s learned from those failures and you can choose to be the hero of your own movie right now.

Write down your goals. Write down things you wanna improve. Write down things you won’t tolerate from yourself. Write down things you’ve done in the past that you never wanna see yourself do again, and go forth, from here, as the hero of your own movie. Build momentum. Build confidence and momentum with each good decision that you make from here on out. Buy Alpha Brain™.You can do it. Anyone can do it. We live in unique times. We live in one of the rarest times in human history, where you can choose almost all of the input that comes your way, whether it’s the movies that you watch, the books you read, the podcasts you listen to, you can choose to be inspired. Do that. Do that and be the hero of your own movie.
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>>64573108
I never done any exercise before I started Jiu Jitsu. I enjoy jiu jitsu so much it doesnt feel like exercise and inspires me to stay healthy because I wanna get good at it. So I guess for me its the other way around
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>>64573212
You know hes not wrong
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>>64573212
I like to think the movie of my life would be The Big Lebowski.
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Reply to this post with only 10/10 heems
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>>64573118
>bury the hatchet
>Dana
>ever

My memory isn't the best but I can recall maybe twice Dana has buried the hatchet. Tito when he was trying explore free agency. Which was all bullshit because you could tell he wanted to be in the UFC. And BJ after he fucked off to K1 for more money.
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>>64573228
sounds good
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>>64573254
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>tfw havent gotten a (you) in about a week
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>>64573212
So seriously, what the fuck is alpha brain anyway?

I assume it's just sugar pills that Rogan thinks make him smart.
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>>64573321

Here you go m8
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How pathetic are those weaklings that beg for replies on here?
>p-please say goodnight to me anonymous strangers
I would beat them shit out of them if I saw them in real life because that is the only attention they deserve.
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>>64573345
Overpriced, under dosed nootropic
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>>64573345
he takes them all the time, enhances his celebral output

that is why he is always acting like some sort of genius

ONNIT
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>>64573357
>implying id let you get close
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>>64573321
Happy New Years. Conor Bless.

>>64573357
Here's your (You). You don't have to be tough all the time dude.
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>>64573382
Well, I'm sold. Can I order by the pallet?
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>Building on fire in Dubai

The first rises brothers
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>>64573254
fak u have a sub instead haha
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>>64573357
i dare you to get in my guard bro
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