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1/17 - UFC FN 81: Silly Dilly v Cruz
1/29 - Lellator 148: Koscheck vs Secor
1/30 - UFC on Fox 18: The Cucking of Ryan Bader w/ special guest Sage Northcutt
2/6 - UFC 196: Fabricio Werdum vs Sea Level Cain
MMA Digest update: https://youtu.be/k8aj0PHsey8
Full set of fights from Rizin 2: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLZEBrMpjxTdYF6pd4ulloUwf-bSrbj3D6
Thread Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvlTJrNJ5lA
>195 Embedded
Episode 1: http://youtu.be/6h5qsu3sP-Y
Episode 2: https://youtu.be/vfpPmeUEyk0
Episode 3: https://youtu.be/molgWartXyk
195 Countdown: Lawler vs Condit: https://youtu.be/F-49IYabcCg
195 Countdown: Arlovski vs Miocic: https://youtu.be/dZHaH2KWX8U
195 extended preview: https://youtu.be/EzKaI8i3b4Y
>Conference calls
Lawler vs Condit: https://youtu.be/aKI97a3d2Rk
Bisping vs Silva: https://youtu.be/kCuTY5pu7Xo
>Interview with modern day guru Joseph James "Joe" Rogan
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/12/30/10688222/interview-joe-rogan-ufc-part-1-revisiting-ronda-rousey-loss-aftermath-edmund-tarverdyan-holly-holm
>All around good guy Fabio Maldonado hits the open market
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/29/10685464/fabio-maldonado-among-eight-fighters-released-from-the-ufc
>results from Rizin night 2
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/31/10693254/rizin-results-fedor-emelianenko-makes-quick-work-of-jaideep-singh
Legal Free Fights
>Arlovski vs Bigfoot
https://youtu.be/M6SQud1iYXE
>Lawler vs Koscheck
https://youtu.be/keICcOxl93k
>Condit vs Kim
http://youtu.be/Q-C2a-KOfJA
>Miocic vs Hunt
https://youtu.be/MKaZDsH84uA
>Arlovski vs Browne
https://youtu.be/IB5HFEpTVps
>Silly Dilly vs Watson
https://youtu.be/NEgVh5S3PoQ
>>64570643
first for Baruto vs Fedor
first for RDA will murder Conor
>WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>64570672
I SEE STIFFNESS
HE DOESN'T MEWVMENT LIKE I DO
HE CAN'T TAKE ME LEFT, NO ONE CAN
first for Diaz vs Conor
Russia so racist they didn't show the tourney final. Idk if I'm mad or impressed
>>64570681
Conor will be on his back within two minutes
>>64570700
You can't take down what you can't out mewvment
>Rizin goes big
>4chan goes dead
Two times in a row
It's like pottery, it climes.
Fedor vs Northcutt
Also, where's the butts?
Did 4chan crapped out earlier? Like after Fedor crushed that can? Or was it just me?
FIGHT OF THE YEAR: GABI GARCIA v LAID TAPAS
So is Fedor still legit ?
>the peter aerts fight
>>64570681
I PREDICT DESE TINGS
>>64570822
WHEN YOUR HEAD CLATTERS OF THE CANVAS JOSE YOU WILL KNOW IT'S NOT ALL TALK
>>64570822
>That Urijah chin
This is great lol
>>64570826
ITS A WHOLE OTHER BALL GAME
>>64570822
kekkeroni pizza
>>64570765
It crapped out yeah
2015
what a year for MMA
>>64570859
>All slutty pictures
>Holly Holm
>>64570859
she aight. nothing special
post your top 3 moment of 2015
>1. Conor heeming Aldo
>2. Holy heeming Honda
>3. Jones attempting abortion
>>64570887
>his top 1 moment in mma this year was a 13 second fight
yeah "great"
>>64570907
Post your list then
>>64570887
1. Holly Heem
2. Aftermath of Diaz vs Silva
3. Pic related
>people unironically PAY to listen to heavy hands
>>64570887
1. when I rawdogged your mom last night
>>64570887
>Mcmeme being one punch man
I was there....
The Irish wouldn't shut the fuck up..
Are they always like that? No wonder you guys kicked their ass for so long, that would be unbearable
do you consider this a real sport?
If you didn't enjoy that beautiful shitfest of a card then you're not a real Fight Fan™ and you might be a filthy be a filthy estonian.
>>64570851
Ahh. Fucking chinese moot.
>>64570887
1) Holly BTFOing that armenian chick
2) Lawler spraying blood and then staring down McD
3) Conor murdering Brazil
Who is unironically fighter of the year?
>>64571057
>estonians
>filthy
pick one
What's happened? 4chan got freeze for some reason or what?
>>64571057
come to heemspeak serbia
ts41.gameservers.com:9185
>your father will never be this proud of you
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1450617529146.webm
that's a weird game you recommended yesterday. First, Joanna gets knocked out by Aisling Daly and now Gus gets Ko'd stiff after 6 seconds against Glover.
>>64571079
japmoot was busy watchign rizin
>>64571037
after watching rizin, no.
>>64571096
>heemspeak
literally kill yourself
>>64571071
joanna she didnt loose a single round
>>64570887
1. Werdum becoming champ and earning me biiiiiig money.
2. Arlovski vs. Browne
3. Based Nate Diaz earning me money while taunting
>>64571064
This is so great I might consider it using for the Pantera songs on my telephone.
>>64571071
RDA or Conor
>>64571147
Can almost guarantee you're a nasally pussy that's too afraid to talk.
>>64571107
Where can I download this? I want to build up young prospects like the UFC did with Conor.
>be matchmaker of Rizin
>sign this man as a free agent after he vacates both LW & FW UFC belts
what fight do you make /HEEM/?
>>64571190
>speaking takes courage
>>64571197
Conor vs Sakuraba
>>64571197
gabi garcia
>>64571197
Saku, then commit sudoku when Saku grapplefucks him.
>stay up all night to watch Pride
>some good bits
>then some shit bits
>then Bob Sapp doing his utmost to remove Akebono's ear
>then the shitty Russian stream gives out just before Fedor fight
>oh well, at least I get to see the final of the tournament
>shitty Russian TV station cuts to furpuck
>try to zoom in on the 240p Jap bleacher cam to watch the fight
>just white blobs and yellow blobs and one brown blob
>probably the brown blob in top control is King Mo but not entirely sure
>give up and go take a nap
so, who won?
>>64571197
Conor vs Giant Silva
>>64571207
4u
come watch fights with heemspeak
https://www.watch2gether.com/rooms/pde4vksim64vqir4
>>64571096
Cool guys! What video games do you use your microphones for?
>>64571057
It seems like Serbia is still mad that Estonia is rapidly becoming the nr.1 ---MMA champions per capita--- country.
>>64571274
Autism
>>64571179
It's yours, my friend.
>>64571071
Holly Holm
>>64571295
Well you seem to be a filthy Estonian. Go figure.
>>64571263
King Mo caught Jiri with a right hand as Jiri was trying to close in. Faceplanted, game over, Mo wins.
>>64571316
Fuck off.
>>64571281
i dont play games
quit school in elementary cuz of recess
too many games
Anyone else watching the Bellator best of 2015 show?
Shamrock/Kimbo is unironically on the list.
Fuck, this is actually kinda sad.
>>64571322
Alert the constabulary.
>>64571336
>implying it was a fix
>implying Kimbo just doesn't have the best rear naked choke defence in the game
>>64570751
>Hiro confirmed for owning Rizin
>>64571340
How's your pit bull doing?
>>64571305
fuck off gojira
>>64571355
He's good, thanks for asking. He's almost one year now.
>>64571349
One of their moments was also titled "Liam McGeary makes history". It referred to him beating Tito.
Apparently, beating Tito Ortiz in 2015 is historic.
>>64571365
Gojira aint even online
Has anyone seen Carlos Condit's tv? No visible cables. The guy knows what's up!
>>64571408
holy fucking poor
>>64571416
he's a ufc fighter, what do you expect?
>>64571416
post your tv
>>64571408
>tfw no qt Mexican maid
>>64571425
This. He gets paid in Applebee's coupons.
>>64571426
What is this, 1968?
>>64571442
Would you give her kissies? :3
>>64571442
Breh, that's his wife
>>64571463
>marrying the maid
>>64571408
>tfw I have started to get this longing for marriage life
>tfw I just want a real home to go home to
Fuck this, time to go and get drunk
>>64571442
>cute
>mexican
no surprise this is coming from the niggers of europe
>>64571477
I'm glad I don't have your shit brain. No offense.
>>64571372
If you watched it, it was "historic" because he became the first English champion in a major MMA promotion.
>>64571463
Is she Turkish? What's going on there?
>>64571498
Bellator doesn't count as a legit org
any1 have a webm of kron's fight? or a full fight link? we smoked fatties and played the old EA sports video game that he was in. all he did was spam takedowns and subs so i'm wondering how he fights
>>64571479
How many ISIS members did you go to school with m8?
>>64571477
>wanting to kill yourself if you're not drunk or tied down to one woman
what went wrong?
Can we all agree that on these org rankings
1. Rizin
2. UFC
3. One FC
4. M1-global
5. powergap
6. powergap
7. powergap
8. Titan FC
9. BAMMA
10. Bellator
>>64571546
I only respect the UFC
>>64571498
>Bellator
>major MMA organization
Tito Ortiz just fought for their LHW, and beat their MW champ. Every fighter who came over to the UFC has been a complete bust. They aren't anywhere near the level PRIDE, Affliction, or Strikeforce were. They are probably IFC tier.
>>64571510
Of course. But you've gotta expect that they would say as much about their own company.
>>64571546
1. ufc
2. bellator
3. rizin
4. one fc
5. cage warriors
6. rfa
7. titan
8. wsof
9. bamma
10. m-1
>>64571546
UFC
WSOF
One FC
Bellator
Rizin
Lmao
>>64571583
That's my point, though. It's a completely silly thing to say to anyone who knows anything at all about MMA. I get they're trying to shill their org, but you can't call yourself a world champion in MMA if you're not in the UFC.
Happy New Year /heem/
>>64571564
Eddie Alvarez is legit.
>>64571546
no u weaboo
>>64571564
IFL?
>>64571621
>Eddie Alvarez is legit.
>>64571619
Happy New Year
>tfw dockbro is kill
>>64571621
Hasn't looked too legit in the UFC.
>>64571628
>>64571640
Say that to my face fuckers not online and see what happens on January 17 after he's done with Pettis.
>>64571629
maybe he just stopped attentionwhoring
>>64571663
Honestly, Pettis is pretty overrated too. He's good if you fight like a retard and let him tee off or just sit in his guard. He'll always lose to wrestlers who don't literally give him their arm/neck.
>>64571546
1. MMA Raju
2. Rizin
3. UFC
4. Bellator
>>64571676
>dockbro
>not attentionwhoring
>>64571640
He exposed the Cowboy's pure boxing for me. That being said Cowboy's an elite striker taking kicks and knees into account, but his hands aren't on elite level.
>>64571690
>Cowboy's pure boxing
his what?
Fuck, Mo's head movement is so dangerous. He slips punches by moving his head straight back. One day, someone's gonna get him to slip a punch and throw a head kick, and Mo's gonna duck right into it.
Bad heem coming in his future.
Lithcuck is almost kill too. He only appeared a couple of times during the year. Maybe he finally made it and left this semen slurping board. Or he weight cut himself to death.
>>64571690
Literally no one ever thought Cowboy was a good boxer. That's always been the whole in his standup game. Nate Diaz kicked his ass by exploiting his poor boxing too.
>>64571707
I hope he comes back when Romero fights Rockhold.
If Romero somehow becomes the champ, then Lithcuck deserves his bragging rights.
Just watched the Fedor fight and the Gabi fight in YouTube. I think Singh took a dive. He was just waiting for Fedor to hit him. But he could just be trash. Gabi has no chin. Which could stem from sparring with Cyborg and others fighters with no headgear. Watching Akebono vs Sapp right now. Fuck Sapp is so bad at everything. Being former man drama I've heard Meltzer bring up Sapp. Saying how he was the biggest draw in the world on time. I didn't live through Sapp Time but I don't understand why people like seeing him fight.
>>64571197
Conor VS. Bob Sapp
'WON PUNSJ END HE WIELL CROUMBLE IN FRONT OF ME'
'HIES MEWVMENT IS STALE, LIEK HES STOOK IN THE MOOD.
will fighter and the cuck be cancelled in 2016?
>McGregor is now getting scumbag drug dealing tax dodgers locked up
How can one man be so based?
>>64571732
Gabi will be elite soon she just needs a bit more time to sharpen up she is the best around nobody's gonna keep her down the best arou-und nobody's gonna keep her dooooown
>>64571732
He was only ever big in Japan, and pretty much just because he's a big, goofy nig who's not above humiliating himself or playing to stereotypes for money. Also helps that the Japanese are just fascinated whenever they see a black person who isn't wearing a grass skirt and carrying a spear like he's people.
>>64571749
>being this much of a statist
>>64571752
honestly can she even be considered a woman
>>64571752
a literal roid munster
>>64571752
I think she'll be the GOAT in her division. Of course, her division is like 6 people.
>>64571749
fuck humanity
>>64571749
>tfw you will never become a fugitive and run away to Las Vegas to watch Conor McGregor fights and become an illegal immigrant and work in an orchard and fall in love with a qt Mexican maid
Just watched her fight again. My personal Fight of the Year now. She went in there, banged it out, overcame adversity, and ended it decisively.
>>64571824
>>64571732
Well he beat prime Hoost two times and at that point he looked like a beast who was almost undefeatable. One punch KO power and all those things, but he got exposed very soon as a coward who taps to strikes and has zero ground game let alone game at all. Plus that he is just getting beat time and time again for money.
But yeah Japanese people love big muscular guys so that's why he was so popular.
>>64571745
Probably. Schaub looks like a complete fuccboi with blonde hair.
>>64571837
He super slammed Big Nog which was crazy too
>>64571837
The Hoost beatings were very puzzling. I'm still not sure how the fuck that happened, maybe Hoost just couldn't get his range, I don't know. Sapp doesn't tap to strikes (only) because he's a coward, though. He has outright said he gets paid to lose, he takes dives.
>>64571872
What happened was a guy with about 100lbs on Hoost punched him in the face over and over again
This stupid thread should be on alternative sports like wrestling its all a big fix my friend saw them on a bus afterwards they were all friends its just pretend fighting they pretend to do boxing then they roll around on the floor for 45 mins so no one gets hurt the ref has fake blood up his sleeve its like wrestling for but modern day.
>>64571942
You wot, m8?
>>64571546
1. FCC India
Is Sage Northcutt a muster?
>>64571546
2. RXF
>>64571971
Indians are the least physically threatening people on the planet.
>>64571996
Rank the races
was the Ishii fight a fix?
https://streamable.com/7xn4
>>64572008
Fuck man, I dunno. I just know that Indian men are comically weak looking.
>>64571996
>said the Canadian
>>64571942
It's all good Paddy Holohan, you don't have to be mad.
>>64571587
>>64571546
forgot the best promotion lads
1. SFL
SUPAAAH FIIIIIIIIIIGHT LEAAAAAAGUUUUUEEEE
>>64572039
BOOM
POW
PUNCH KICK WOW
>>64572023
RANK THE DAMN RACES
>>64572016
>kick didn't even land
Looks like it. There were honestly less fixed fights on these Rizin cards than the UFC cards lately though.
Which person in the MMA community do you hope dies in 2016?
>>64572043
Chill dude, I'm not white, you're not allowed to be that aggressive torward minorities.
>>64572043
1.) Swedes
9999999.) shitskin country invaders
happy?
>>64572061
None of them, you weirdo
>>64572068
Oh shit, I'm sorry.
wow that sucked ass i don't think there was a good fight in 2 days of rizin
Lawler vs Condit can't come fast enough
>>64572082
It's cool. You didn't know. I'll make sure to inform your government to go easy on you.
>>64572091
I liked the tourney bangers. Jiri brought good spirit.
This nip's wife is annoying as shit
>>64572082
Sorry for what
>>64572183
He means he feels bad that Adan was born as a brown man. He isn't apologizing.
>>64572183
Our daddy taught us no gi is better.
>>64572198
>being new
>>64572200
This guy gets it
Any reason why Poirier is not the best bet you could possibly make?
>>64572213
Because he's going to have PTSD flash backs of his fight with Conor and get heem'd again
So, why isn't anyone throwing knees or kicks on the ground? They know it's legal, right?
>implying Sapp vs Akebono II wasn't FOTY
More of the fight was wiping Akebono's sweaty rolls off than actual fighting
>>64572203
>epic maymays 201x
>we oldfag now
Cuet
>>64572280
It's ok pal
will this sport ever be legitimate?
>>64572213
>he's getting cut after this loss
>he's retarded
>he's a bitch made dude
>>64572213
Because Duffy is a beast everywhere
>>64572288
It is ok. Meme on, brother.
>>64572289
>he is getting cut after this loss
>>64572302
When facing Bellator level fighters, Poirier is better everywhere
>>64572327
>i know nothing about ufc management
>i haven't been following this pseudo-sport for 20 years
>>64572280
I'll show you who's boss of this gym.
Gym bosses
DC - AKA (former boss Jon Fitch lel)
Ronda - GFC
Mighty Mouse - local playground
Master Bang (the Alpha Male Asian corner guy - Team Alpha Fail (Faber isn't even the boss of his own gym lel)
>>64572247
I guess its hard. If you got a guy down moving your legs creates spaces for tem to get out of it
>>64572327
>the GOATslayer
>Bellator-level
http://metro.co.uk/2015/09/06/man-with-worlds-longest-penis-weighs-it-to-prove-its-real-5377842/
>tfw you will never have a 19 inch penis
>>64572333
He is an exciting fighter with two first round finishes in a row,
>>64572360
Five years ago McGregor was not that good, and both the guys he beat in the ufc have since been cut
>>64572369
Spanish genes, it is what it is, we're too big.
>>64572369
>‘I cannot do anything, I cannot work, and I am a disabled so I want authorities to declare me as a disabled person and give me support.
>He lives alone and has to scavenge for food, he says.
>>64572369
It is fake, though. It weighed 2 pounds, if it was more than just skin like doctors and the X-Ray said, it'd weigh more than that.
Plus, I mean, look at that shit. That don't look right. I wouldn't want to whip that out in front of a girl.
>>64572369
he's a big guy
>>64572369
Do you think he'll die if he ever get proper hard?
All the blood just leaves the rest of his body
>>64572466
I doubt it's even functional. Most of it is just skin.
>>64572451
For you. Also
>Sage Northcutt, who has been held up to you as the shining example of justice!
Where did you go wrong in life that you ended up spending New Year's Eve in a thread called "heem" on the sports board of 4chan.org discussing the feasibility of a Spanish man, with a 19 inch penis, getting erect?
>Go to /heem/
>Check comments
>People discussing dicks
> mfw
>>64572523
Nothing went wrong
Everyone else just sucks
>>64572523
Where did it go wrong? Kek. It's always been like this. I got no friends,no girl,shit job. Probably going to spend the night on here to bee honest fampai.Doesn't matter. I'm going sleepy forever after UFC 200, or Ronda/Holly rematch.
>"People ask me that all the time. Take the high road. Nah. The high road isn't fun. The low road is fun. That's me. I'm the low-road guy. My thing with Twitter and social media is you can't just go on and say stupid stuff to people unless you want some stupid stuff back. I'm that guy. Maybe I'm wrong, maybe it's not right. But it's fun, and I enjoy it and I think that's what social media is really all about. I'm in the fight business anyway. Get over it, people."
Remember, tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life. Be the hero of your own movie.
https://youtu.be/GCQqpp4LGVY
anyone here versed in Wanderei Silva's current contract/UFC situation? he got a lifetime ban or something from the Nevada commission, right? should that not void his UFC contract? asking because, way I see it, maybe Silva can fight in Japan for Rizin, however long that promotion lasts. imagine Wand vs Fedor next new year. someone make it happen.
>>64572577
Same. I'mma stay up, smoke a cigar, I got a bottle of ice wine, probably order a pizza, and that's my night.
At this point, I'm basically just banging hooker until I get tired of that, then I think I'm out. No real point in keeping going. Don't want kids anyway, so there isn't really much left to do with my life. Maybe get really fat first. That might be fun.
>tfw ISIS come and prema heem you tonight
>>64572589
>tfw dana can heem every here
>>64572661
Why would a lifetime ban in Nevada void his contract? He's still under contract, and with all the headaches he gave the UFC, I doubt they'll let him out of it.
Who started drinking at.10 am here?
>>64572701
can't you be arrested in bongland for mentioning isis in a bad way?
>>64572780
>This coming from the most cucked nation on earth
Oright Muhammad
>>64572780
>Sweden making fun of someone for being too tolerant of Islam
Is this the thread for Rizin that's on now?
>>64572747
I don't drink, I don't need phony chemically induced pleasures in my life
>>64572710
basically the other commissions respect and abide by the decisions of the Nevada one when it comes to mma. if Silva cannot fight for the UFC without the company receiving fines or penalties, i say let him go. a company cannot stop a person from actively trying to make money/put food on his table, so contracts that are useless, like Silva's UFC one, should be null and void.
how's my half ass logic?
>>64572825
>I don't drink
HUEHEUEHUHEUHEUHEUHUEHUEUHEHUHUEHUEHUEHUUHE
>>64572825
I bet people love you at parties.
>>64572822
no, this is for ufc only, the true fighting force in the world
>only clean fighters
>only real ATHLETES
>only real martial ARTISTS
>only class acts
>pure class
make another bread if you want to discuss pleb "fighting"
Off to get belligerently drunk in public.
Have a happy new year /heem/!
>>64572822
>>64570779
Not people here watched it live last night. Spike has it on a tape delay. All the fights are also on YouTube now
>>64572840
Doesn't really matter how it should be. What matters is what the law says. He has a contract with the UFC. It's not the UFC's fault he can't fight. There's no breech of contract there, he was offered fights, he refused them, then he was banned. Plus, he could still fight on UFC shows in Europe or Asia or even here in Canada if he wanted.
If the UFC refused to give him fights, that would be one thing, he might have a case then. That's not what happened.
>>64572577
>>64572669
Start fighting, if you don't care about dain bramage you can just go ahead and have fun
Will this fraud ever fight legit opponents?
>>64572893
Yeah just found out now. Friggin lame. Spikes been advertising this all month and shits not even live.
>>64572669
I was kidding about the UFC 200 heeming myself my man. Lots of good fights and memes for 2016. But I'm a loser. Fuck it. If you're trolling or not cheers.
>>64572661
Mandrama Meltz fanboy here. He brought up Wanderlei's situation a while back. No it doesn't. Well it depends actually. While Wanderlei is "retired" (which is a tactic some fighters use to get out of contracts) it won't work. People asked Meltz why can't he go to Japan. Wanderlei's contract, as most UFC contracts has an international thing written into it. Wand could fight in Japan where the NSAC shit wouldn't apply to him if his contract wasn't an international one. But did you see all the shit Wanderlei was talking about UFC? At this point they'll never let him go. He wanted to sign autographs at a Dave and Busters with Royce and some other guys. UFC pulled the plug so he wouldn't be able to. So basically Wand isn't allowed. Plus you owe UFC fights. Meltz mentioned some contacts expire. But a majority you have to fight out. If you don't fight out your contract you're basically UFC for life. Examples could be BJ Penn. He still has fights left. So if he wanted to go to Bellator for big money he couldn't. Same goes with Anderson who signed a eleven fight deal I think. UFC and Anderson knows he'll never fight it out. Could the UFC release him right now? Yes. Has Dana said that if a fighter isn't happy with the org they will release them? Yes. Will they? No.
Which one of you assholes is doing this?
>>64572913
Might be fun. I could probably heem Ken Shamrock at this point.
>>64572943
who dat
>>64572943
Is this sports related?
>>64572942
Oh, I'm not gonna permaheem after UFC 200. I'm just wallowing in hedonism until it gets boring. That'll probably kill me at some point anyway.
>>64572669
you lack motivation
what you need is not motivation though, you need DICIPLINE
join the gym, yeah it's shit boring, train 3-5 times a week(minimum 3), within 3 months you will see results, then you will be motivated.
but remember that dicipline is not fun, it's just there
get on the hype train breh, you will not regret it.
Drink your wine and eat your pizza tonight but tomorrow you start your new life
FUCK YEEEEEEEAH
>>64572895
ah, got it. thanks for the info.
way things stand, no way he fights for any overseas shows, right? i mean, isn't the UFC losing money sitting on a hot asset like Wand? he could definitely sell out some Japan shows for them.
>>64572949
no need to be a great, but if you're self destructive you can just bang away and have fun, youll probably get much better mentaly aswell because of the massive confidence boost of knowing that you could often heem every here wherever you are. You will also get /fit/
>>64572943
Meant this.
>>64572994
pretty much this, but in my opinion you should find a way of training that fun to me that martial arts
>>64572998
Well, Wand said he would never fight for the UFC ever again. I don't think the UFC gives a shit. Doesn't cost them anything to just keep him on contract. His contract says he gets paid per fight, if he doesn't fight, they don't have to pay him. Only one who really loses is Wand. Don't know how long his contract is, but I gotta think it's at least a couple more years.
He shoulda been smart and played ball, but instead, he pissed off the people who decide if he gets paid or not.
>>64573039
I totally agree
the thing is if you go in dry to martial arts then you will give up faster, if you first build up dicipline(and some muscle) then the hits you will take to the head will not cause you to quit
all in all though you are right
>>64572942
goddamn Wand. couldn't they just bury the hatchet over some dollahs? i'd love to see him in some Japanese style events. his days for running for a title are looooong gone, but he still could make some interesting match ups. dude fought Cro Cop twice back in the day, i'd love to see a Fedor fight.
>>64571010
>irish after spending thousands for a weekend holiday weren't introverted like me
heem yourself my man
>>64572999
I actually already am fairly decently trained. Did sanshou for two years and Muay Thai for five. Problem is, I fucked up my knee and shoulder pretty bad, even a couple years later, I still don't have full range of motion. I'd probably need surgery to get close to 100%, and I don't really want to do that.
>>64573136
excuses excuses
not motivation
and as stated, fuck motivation
you need DICIPLINE
>>64573136
If your life was a movie, and it started now – forget about whatever financial disasters you’ve had, personal failures, relationship failures – what would the hero of your life’s movie do right now? Do that! Do those things. We define ourselves far too often by our past failures. We look at our past, and we say ‘Well, that’s me.’ That’s not you. You are this person right now. You’re the person who’s learned from those failures and you can choose to be the hero of your own movie right now.
Write down your goals. Write down things you wanna improve. Write down things you won’t tolerate from yourself. Write down things you’ve done in the past that you never wanna see yourself do again, and go forth, from here, as the hero of your own movie. Build momentum. Build confidence and momentum with each good decision that you make from here on out. Buy Alpha Brain™.You can do it. Anyone can do it. We live in unique times. We live in one of the rarest times in human history, where you can choose almost all of the input that comes your way, whether it’s the movies that you watch, the books you read, the podcasts you listen to, you can choose to be inspired. Do that. Do that and be the hero of your own movie.
>>64573108
I never done any exercise before I started Jiu Jitsu. I enjoy jiu jitsu so much it doesnt feel like exercise and inspires me to stay healthy because I wanna get good at it. So I guess for me its the other way around
>>64573212
You know hes not wrong
>>64573212
I like to think the movie of my life would be The Big Lebowski.
Reply to this post with only 10/10 heems
>>64573118
>bury the hatchet
>Dana
>ever
My memory isn't the best but I can recall maybe twice Dana has buried the hatchet. Tito when he was trying explore free agency. Which was all bullshit because you could tell he wanted to be in the UFC. And BJ after he fucked off to K1 for more money.
>>64573228
sounds good
>tfw havent gotten a (you) in about a week
>>64573212
So seriously, what the fuck is alpha brain anyway?
I assume it's just sugar pills that Rogan thinks make him smart.
>>64573321
Here you go m8
How pathetic are those weaklings that beg for replies on here?
>p-please say goodnight to me anonymous strangers
I would beat them shit out of them if I saw them in real life because that is the only attention they deserve.
>>64573345
Overpriced, under dosed nootropic
>>64573345
he takes them all the time, enhances his celebral output
that is why he is always acting like some sort of genius
ONNIT
>>64573357
>implying id let you get close
>>64573321
Happy New Years. Conor Bless.
>>64573357
Here's your (You). You don't have to be tough all the time dude.
>>64573382
Well, I'm sold. Can I order by the pallet?
>Building on fire in Dubai
The first rises brothers
>>64573254
fak u have a sub instead haha
>>64573357
i dare you to get in my guard bro
>>64572061
The entire NSAC, but if I can only pick one, then the lead cunt of the NSAC.
>>64573357
>not (you)farming
Why are you even here
>>64573228
Now learn how to swim
How will you celebrate the countdown to New Year /heem/?
https://youtu.be/IweZqjAGk5Y
Just watched latest embedded. Some random thoughts.
Got a kick out of Condit's kid.
Liked Condit's professionally installed TV
Like how Condit's ceiling had that vaulted part where the tree was
Really liked Lawler's monogrammed luggage (did you see that carry on glide?)
Liked Duffy's family, liked that his mom could sub any here except me
If I was Lawler I'd target that burn on Condit's torso
Wish I was part of the zuffa social media team and was charged with texting robbie to let him know when to retweet shit
>supposed to go to my friends in an hour
>injured my foot somehow
>can barely stand
>supposed to be sparring partner for a guy with an upcoming match
>>64573753
pic related
>>64573775
From what I gather getting with a high test mexican lady is the onlygood thing about living in Albuquerque
>>64573901
Well that and the low cost of housing. Condit's house costs a third of what it was cost if it was in Robbie's neighborhood.
>tfw just ordered some Chinese
What you all eating lads?
>>64573958
Ur moms pussy
>>64573753
With family :)
>>64573753
>celebrate
I'll get shitfaced and then probably invite somebody into my guard to either butcher him from the bottom or put him into a triangle choke
Really glad I didnt waste any effort trying to watch rizin live last night. I watched the spike broadcast. What a garbage event. I thought Gabi Garcia was thin and sexy now. She looked even more roided than when she was on TUF. I used to think a ring was better than a cage, but it isnt if you have to have nervous looking men awkwardly pushing the fighters back in. I hope King Mo got paid well for attaching his name to such a trash promotion.
>>64574075
fuck you it was fine
Jiri vs Nemkov was insanity
>>64573958
tenderloin with friends and family
>>64570643
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noqpHBMSrt8
>Upcoming MMA events:
1/2 - UFC 195: JUST BLEED
1/17 - UFC FN 81: Silly Dilly v Cruz
1/29 - Lellator 148: Koscheck vs Secor
1/30 - UFC on Fox 18: The Cucking of Ryan Bader w/ special guest Sage Northcutt
2/6 - UFC 196: Fabricio Werdum vs Sea Level Cain
>>64574075
Agreed especially the ring thing just let it die for mma
>>64573753
Get drunk with friends at an insanely crowded place while the city is under terror threat
>you now remember that last night's Bob Sapp fight had breaks longer than the actual fight
>tfw no qt gf for NYE
Will Fedor make it to UFC, /heem/?
Gonna take a xanax and watch GSP vs Dan Hardy on fight pass at exactly 11:45 so I can drift off and forget about being alone when the ball drops
>>64574395
never
>tfw I pulled my groin three days ago and now have to stay in bed for nye
>>64574403
you in nyc lad?
>>64574395
Ben Rothwell and Andrei Arlovski are Top 10 UFC Heavyweights. That says enough
>>64574439
Top 10 doesn't matter in heavyweight only top 3
>>64574439
And they both would heem the living slav out of fedor
>>64574395
What do you think he thinks about what MMA hardcore's think about him not fighting legit competition? Never mind how much money he is making, how will he explain to his grandchildren that he was the best ever when the real belt was being tossed back and forth between a Mexican and some Brazilians?
>tfw 18 years old and no friends
reading all these feels new year posts is getting me worried. how do i not end up like you guys?
>>64574487
>only top 3
If Arlovski beats Stipe, he becomes top 3.
>>64574524
Train in a gi 3 times a week
>>64574524
>only 18
It won't be easy, trust me because I could not do it obviously. But get off 4chan now
>>64574524
>tfw 22 with a fulltime job and zero social life
rip college... i graduated too soon
>>64574492
You're insane if you think that. Rothwell is a bum with a good chin. Arlovski already got knocked into 2016 by Fedor.
>>64574524
Always spar at 110%
>>64574535
Then only top will matter
>>64572577
Join the military or something. You will find friends and have some direction. Don't heem yourself lad
>>64574524
Subsribe to fitepass asap because
>FIGHTING SOLVES EVERYTHING
Fresh interview with Jon jones
http://www.mmafighting.com/2014/12/31/7476895/jon-jones-discusses-state-of-rivalry-with-daniel-cormier-relationship
>>64574605
Yeah I was gonna say enlist. Thats what I did. I'm on spuh at the age of 30, but at least I have a decent job, a handful of good IRL friends including one who's a fight fan, and a solid 7 gf that I've lived with for 3 years now.
>>64574661
>2014
Nice try.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eUpf4f8LEU
>>64574661
>fresh
Fresh Bookie Beatdown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IweZqjAGk5Y
Just listened to Chael's podcast with Chris Leben
Leben was telling stories about his time in jail. Shit is crazy yo
>>64574762
Did Leben say anything about acting? He was on an episode of Kingdom. I'm curious how much he got paid for that.
>>64574722
why are you linking me to a cuckshow? isn't this supposed to be SFW
>>64574794
He talks a bit about acting
http://podcastone.com/chaelsonnen
worth a listen
>>64574810
Cool I'll check i out.
>>64574722
Listening to this and they pointed out that the last time Michael Mcdonald fought was the very first FS1 card that was headlined by Chael/Shogun
paqcuiao = inspirational and intimidating
mayweather (dog of mafia) = powerless and outcast
Fight of the year : Sapp vs Akebono 2
Brake out fighter of the year: Gabi Garcia
Submission of the year: Fedor Emelianenko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7PYA3TjScY
does anyone on here watch this
>>64574979
It's /heem/s favorite podcast tbqphwyf
>>64574979
to answer that question I would have to watch it and then it would be a yes
pls give us a tl;dr
>>64574979
Occasionally but the black dude's mic is so shit I usually turn it off.
>>64574979
Is Dallas always on drugs or just depressed?
Hey man
>tfw when i could heem every here
You guys better be ready to seize the new year.
Now more excuses, no more games, no more bullshit. If you're unhappy, do something about it.
If you want more money start investing in yourself and in knowledge.
If you want to pound big bunda start lifting and force yourself to step outside your comfort zone socially.
If you want to heem every here for real, get yor ass in a gym and start training.
I dont care whether you believe me or not, but if you are under 30, you most likely aint going to die of old age. This society as we know it is going to implode, brutally. Know that the clock is ticking, and every second that goes by is one you will never get back.
Don't wait until tomorrow or next week. Start living TODAY. Strive to become the best version of yourself TODAY.
You will be dead and gone before you know it.
>>64575206
That's the main problem with Strawweights, they don't really have Knockout power so a lot of the fights just drag to decisions
>>64575317
joanna did more damage to her hand this year
>>64575302
>Now more excuses
Try again lad
>>64575206
Please bruh, after I'm done with you, you would have to put your burgers in the blender in order to eat them
>>64575345
no, I think he nailed it the first time.
New year, new excuses. Thats just reality.
muh dick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9G4Hr_ElPs
>>64575317
Claudia didn't even knock down Jessica Aguilar once and she was landing "huge" shots
>>64575302
>15 years old
I wish I could hit a button that killed all human life on Earth.
>>64575302
>very motivational boast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVUoKW4z-Yw
>megan olivi
>olivi
she didn't even take his last name.
>>64575427
>>64575454
wew lad
If you were strapped does and force to watch either Gabi vs Lei or Sapp vs Akebono 2 for an hour straight which would you choose?
>>64575483
Nobody could strap me down.
>>64575483
>If you had to choose hillary or bernie
stop this shit, we don't have to, we see mcgregor and trump make the world great, AGAIN, instead
>>64575206
Paige VanZant stopped Curran with strikes
That Gabi Garcia fight is some of the most ludicrous shit I have ever seen in a ring.
>>64575516
hes here...
Hello
is fedor still heavyweight?
>>64575516
>trump make the world great
found the 12 year old
>>64575522
>2015
>New Year
>Not feeling it at all
Might perma heem myself lads
>>64575611
don't
2016 will be glorious
>>64575611
no balls
>>64575586
its was only question reich-kun
>>64575561
Found the literal cuckold
>>64575611
>permaheeming yourself right before the best fight our species has had since WW2
Shits about to pop off homie. If you have any dark fantasies in your head you want to live out then stay alive bro. You will be able to make them reality in under 2 years, guaranteed
>>64575665
And I was just desperately waiting for the opportunity to post this webm. So, don't be offended, my pick pocketing friend.
>>64575611
You Idiot. At least wait for the end of january. There are no PPVs in heaven. You will miss another slaughter on january 2nd and Crus memeing on silly dilly. Seriously, if you kill yourself, you won't be remembered as a true fucking fight fan. Stay living, fighting solves everything.
>>64575718
>this
>except for the dark fantasy bit, sounds like som isis shit
diaz vs mcgregor will be amazing
What are your resolutions heem?
>>64575735
None I'm already literally perfect
>>64575735
>loose weight
>Try at Uni
>Get a gf
>>64575735
1
>become great again
2
>not frequent 4chan, especially /heem/, as much
3
>stop watching porn
there is more but those are the 3 most important for now
>>64575729
It's a slow crawl through life and every month there seems to be a fight that keeps the spark in your eye that keeps you absently motivated.
Rate both Rizin events on a scale from 0-PRIDE NEVER DIE
Overall I didn't mind staying up til 4am to watch everything, they certainly had some entertaining fights
>>64575747
Pitiful.
>>64575735
Getting a job
>>64575735
>bulk until January
>cut until I become lithcuck only, taller, bigger, more handsome and intelligent
>get a fite fan gf (might send serbia a pm so he can tell me how to)
>bench 100kg for reps
>get back into kickboxing as soon as my foot is fully recovered
>make more webms for /heem/
>>64575812
was pretty fun tbqhwyf
8/10
>>64575808
Whar don't you understand about FIGHTING SOLVES EVERYTHING?
http://youtu.be/551RTlF41wk
>>64575827
quality webm bro
request
>zoom in on the count
>bigger text
thx
>>64575735
stop smoking
do more sport
less fapping
heem someone to see what it feels like
>>64575827
Kickboxing won't save you from my jab flicking and overhand right, lad
>>64575735
attain Sage mode
>>64575812
It was about as good as it was gonna be. Sapp/Akebono and watching Aerts get squashed by the Estonian sumo dude was stupid fun. Tournament was fun. Fedor. Lil dudes K1 fighting will never not be at least watchable.
>>64575735
convince an agency to let me adopt
buy a condo in costa rica and land in south dakota
skiing in colorado
finally go to australia
>>64575895
>heem someone to see what it feels like
your country is heemed as is, don't think you need more violence francois
>>64575938
you filthy rich
>>64575938
adopt what exactly?
There is one person on /heem/ whose mother buys him fightpass because he can't afford it by himself. You're a good guy, happy new year to you!
>less than 4 hours of 2015 left
Literally how lads
Were did the year go?
>>64576060
it mewvd so fast
>>64575735
Keep it light
Keep it flowy
Keep it playful
https://vine.co/v/iqVgW3lWlOD
>>64576120
Would have been awesome is Stipe just heem'd Arlovski right then
>>64576120
Arlovski wtf is that jacket
>tfw stayed up to watch the card
>tfw couldn't bantz with the lads because 4chin was kill
>>64576276
It pisses me off 2bh
Get your shit sorted Hiro
>>64576276
why was it kill though?
If I go to the Tristar gym and ask to be trained here will they accept? or is it private or you need to be pro?
>>64576120
keeping it nice and playful
Which fighter had the best 2015?
>>64576308
call them and ask frenchbro
>>64576308
>>64576308
I'm sure they have classes for beginners or will refer you to another gym. They won't turn away money.
>>64576339
>#aaaaaaandstill
ronda desu
>>64575990
hahaha, what a pathetic human being. right, guys? what a complete loser! heh
>>64576339
Conor
I bet I can take anyone in this thread down
>>64576339
Conor most likely
>>64576339
Conor
>>64576391
come back to the empire denmark
make sweden great again
>we need you
>>64576339
Conor, no matter how much I want to say someone else
Despite whatever you think of him the guy somehow turned a win over Dennis Siver into a title shot, and beat the replacement once Aldo backed out. Then comes December, and he knocks Aldo stone dead. Has anyone gained more career momentum in a single year or generated this much hype around themselves as McGregor?
Happy New Year lids, going out to celebrate.
>>64576457
Well i mean Brock got a title shot off beating Heath Herring for fucks sake
Which fighter had the worst 2015?
>>64576493
Aldo
>>64576493
I wanna say Ronda
But Silva, he got meme'd on by Diaz and then popped for roids
His legacy is in bits
>>64576493
https://youtu.be/7ye3__r0g70
vid related really
>on topic
gotta say ronda, she got legit SCHLONGED
>>64576455
I'm sorry to say Kalmar Union 2.0 is impossible at this point, bro.
>>64576457
I'd say the Ronda hype massively picked up this year, discounting her loss and she had it even better off than McGregor because of the damn level people would take the hype to.
>>64576533
Mate one fight does not make a shit year. Her year was pretty phenomenal desu. There are fighters far worse off
>>64576546
>tfw must move to denmark and learn how to speak like I have a potato stuck in my throat
come on, give us ssome backup danes
>>64576555
nice new years trips desu, your post is also correct
>>64576522
Es normal.
>>64576591
the point is she took the biggest dive
>muh most dangerous fighter on the planet
to
>flappy tits bitch with a bad temper and some cash
she just took the biggest dive breh
>>64576615
Silva went from
>The all time GOAT who only lost to a young stuf
To
>Roiding monkey who can't beat a blown up welterweight who literally lay down while fighting him
Happy New Years /heem/
Was Rizin any good? What are the chances it'll be torrented? zero?
>>64576631
Aldo went from
>10 year undefeated #1 p4p
To
>That shitter McGregor beat in the quickest title fight in UFC history
>>64576631
gsp was altime goat
so you are wrong
Just watched Fedor beat some hygiene into that pooinloosian
>>64576488
Yeah but Brock was already well established from the WWE, whereas McGregor has to rely purely on his performances and shit talk. My point being if Brock didn't have any of the fame and instead had to fight his way out of obscurity he wouldn't have been as successful at building a name for himself. He's a big guy with power in his hands and a good wrestling base, but we saw multiple times that he was very much beatable
>>64576555
Good point: really speaks to the drawing power catering to the casuals gets you. Really turned out to be a double edged sword in the end though, since over a million people bought the PPV and tuned in to see Ronda get her head kicked in
>>64575523
broooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo tell me about it im still in shock
>pro mma
>2015
>watinthefuck
I was listening to the fighter nad the kid and schaub was talking about how he has seen gabi hit mits and her striking looks good shes ab east etc
did she just get nervous and forget all of her training?
>>64576669
>gsp was altime goat
>>64576689
McGregor was already getting a shot after the Poirier win, more or less. The Siver fight was definitely something to keep him busy.
>>64576697
and he still is
>>64576457
>more career momentum in a single year
no
>generated this much hype around themselves
this was a fairly large operation by the UFC, guy got Ronda shilling straight off
>>64576689
>but we saw multiple times that he was very much beatable
Too be far he fought Frank Mir in his second MMA fight and had most of his insides removed when he almost died
He never really had a chance and even with all that he was still champ and defending the belt twice
>>64576697
>those dimensions
>that watermark
>>64576712
GSP is like maybe top 5 all time
Maybe
>>64576308
From what I've read they do basic lessons, but you have to be invited to the pro training
>>64576689
>Really turned out to be a double edged sword in the end though
could probably claim that about any fighter who's been hyped quite a bit. There's always that risk they get embarassred in the Octagon and their shit talk/overblown claims catch up with them
>>64576493
Not gonna say Ronda tbqh. She became even more popular and made more money this year thanks to Zingano and Bethe.
Brazilian fighters on roids had terrible years.
>>64576755
name 1 better
just 1
>>64576777
Anderson
>>64576725
>Too be far
Mate.
>>64576791
I am not impressed
>>64576797
>to be fair*
I'm drunk lad what do you expect
>>64576755
GSP is all time number 1 at this point
>>64576791
>this bait
he legit got schlonged by weedman, TWICE
weedman then lost to, rockcuck
don't dude
>>64576828
Besides me. I'm king of the streets.
>>64575735
>To become NiceNflowy
Not even joking, lads. I'm stiff as a board.
>Le GSP is the GOAT meme
>le vasaline man
>Le wrestlefuck and finish no one in 10 years man
>le loses a fight and get a gift decision then retire man
>>64576821
Just pointing it out so you can be the best you going into 2016 pham
>>64576845
>dominated everyone
>quit while champ
dana only cried cause he knew gsp would quit
anyone non-biased knows he beat fat bigg rigg
>>64576840
Planning on doing yoga 3 times a week. Might even sign up for a yoga class near where I live. Who knows lads, might meet a nice qt to practice mewvment with.
>>64576877
>3 times
no that is wrong
maximum 2 times, and only to get more limber and to check out girls
>>64576902
>maximum 2 times
Why? Mon-Wed-Fri sounds like a good enough schedule to me. I wanna do this independently before signing up somewhere in March so I don't look stiff as a board going in there and like a creep who's only there to check out grills.
>>64575729
that webm is awesome, aldo is a true athlete
>>64577000
Seems like he's better at sleeping now a days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXguGeCcyV8
>>64576953
cause yoga is for show, think of your local "gym", then think of yoga
you don't go to the "gym" without first lifting for some time, same thing with yoga
and also yoga is very good for getting you limber, but 3 times is just too much
Lift 2-3 and yoga 1-2, but remember yoga is for show
>>64576845
GOATs don't get knocked out by Matt Serra in their prime.
>>64577000
>athlete
>trips
this meme has to end
I want athlete to never be used on /heem/ during 2016
>mfw my resolution is to fuck off 4chan
so can't even check
>>64577032
name 1 better then
>>64570765
Crapped out during akebono-sabb fight
>>64577019
>Gabi getting rocked in the first 10 seconds
>>64577052
>my resolution is to fuck off 4chan
wtf
Faggot you can't watch fights without /heem/
>>64577065
>>64577074
>pls start a rizin thread
not interested desu senpai
>>64576953
What if you get a boner during class?
>>64577020
I'm gonna start lifting when it's spring
>>64577086
We can watch fights without him though.
>>64577086
>I know
fights without /heem/ is boring
but still, gotta take a break
>>64577096
do it tomorrow breh
>>64577086
>sweden
Let him go desu.
>>64577087
MMA thread you pleb
>>64577019
Literally what am I watching? You all told me this Gabi Garcia chick was supposed to be good and she literally just got dropped by a chick who does mandrama.
>>64577116
>>64577124
very mean brehs
>>64577019
Hands down match of the year, i wonder if there are any bantz about this from and UFC related lad.
>>64577123
What websites and/or activities will you replace 4chan with?
>>64577129
MMA
>mixed martial arts
Rizin MAS
>mixed anabolic steroids
>>64577131
never underestimate the strength of a samoan
>>64577166
Nothing beats /heem/ tbqhwyf
there is a swedish show however, MMA-panelen, will watch that, other than that I will have to fill the time with self improvement
Be honest
If you trained full time and went to a good camp (like AKA)
How would you do in the UFC?
>>64577123
Maybe you should just visit different boards. It's probably a lot healthier to visit the smaller niche interest boards that appeal to you rather than, say, /pol/ and /r9k/ + /heem/.
>>64577215
>Nothing beats /heem/
>Will be prepared to leave in a few bongs
Lets not iie, at least go out with dignity
is there a worse person in the Rogan universe?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZwJDOR_l4Q
>>64577250
>saying an alcoholic should just drink beer
I feel you bro but no, gotta take a break
>>64577263
>dignity
no, will just stop following
>>64577244
I would be banned because of my superior skill set, seriously it would be illegal for me to walk amongst plebs. you guys are lucky that i am a peaceful person and don't practice mma.
If DC can't get the job done against Jones, do you think Rockhold could?
>>64577340
No, don't be silly
>>64577340
>DC
>Beating omega giga nigga Jones
no
>>64577380
Nice reading comprehension lad
>>64577244
i'm ferocious and i want to eat your children (praise be to allah) but i have short arms so not very well
>>64577409
Fight me irl you twat
>>64577380
>Reading comprehension
You high?
>>64577353
Why not? He's younger, taller, great athlete, good wrestling and jitz. I think you'd be surprised.
>>64576276
shoulda came to heemspeak
>>64577436
Big mistake.
I guarantee you'll break within a minute
>>64577460
>He's younger
He's 3 years older than Jones
>>64575735
Become a literal and metaphorical beast.
>>64577340
>>64577353
>MMA math
Rockhold is a much different fight for Jones than DC.
>>64577244
i would be heeming mcgregor and the rest of the featherweight division
>>64577550
It doesn't matter
Jones can beat anyone
>>64577019
great, UFC needs big bitches
>>64577550
He's a better Gustaffson
>>64577282
absolutely not, he's whiny and not funny
>>64577567
I agree but I think Rockhold is one of the more interesting matchups for him out there.
I love Jones. A lot.
we all know there is only one man that can beat jon jones
and his name is
>Fedor Emilianenko
>>64577668
LOL
>>64577668
he barely beat Singh
Be honest, how do you see Jones career playing out from now on?
Do you see him coming back, destroying DC, then destroying Rumble then moving to HW and reiging and breaking Andersons 10 defences then retiring 'undefeated' cause we all know the Hamill loss was bs
>>64577668
JON JONES, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AND COME TO RIZIN
I'M WAITING FOR YOU
>>64577696
What would Jones have to do to get cut and relegated to Rizin? Killing a pregnant lady wasn't enough.
>>64577684
>cause we all know the Hamill loss was bs
Do you not see Jones screaming in agony as Matt Hamill beats up Jones elbows with his face?
7s and Batista is the GOAT
>>64577771
here
>>64571589
this
>>64577684
How was the loss bs? He broke the rules. You don't get to rewrite history just so you can say he is undefeated.
>>64571619
This is the best I've ever seen her look.
>>64577606
> literally not the same fighter in any way
reminder
>>64577858
JOSE WILL KNOW IT'S NOT ALL TALK WHEN HIS LITTLE FUCKING BRAZILIAN HEAD CLATTERS OFF THE CANVAS
Which belts will change hands in 2016?
>>64577894
TJ --> Cruz
RDA --> Khabib
DC --> Jones
Rockhold --> Yoel
>>64577894
Mcgregor's and Dillashaw's
>>64576493
Ronda.
The domination and knockout she suffered were brutal, it just came as a big karmic moment after she sperged out at the weigh ins, and behaved like a cunt towards Holly who was all class. Her movie deals and all the big media stuff she got was related to her dominance, now tons of people are throwing shit back at her, presidential candidates, big name stars, you name it. It was all a big train wreck.
Holly managed to shut her mouth for good, from someone who always had something to say about someone else. Ronda still seems shook as fuck after that fight, months after it. Aldo loss a very quick fight, and he already posted pics of him smiling and shit, he seems to be taking the loss well at least. Anderson had already lost twice
It was just a big downfall related to how she got a massive hype that not even GSP, Anderson and other dominant champions ever got. I don't remember anyone else being said they could beat Tyson or anything like that compared to the Mayweather claims. Joe Rogan basically considered Ronda a goddess, once ever and all that, Dana is still trying to damage control hard, saying she rocked Holly some times and that "she was caught, she was clipped".
Ronda used to talk about all kinds of shit, now she's totally silent still a month and a half later. She's like another person now.
>>64577992
Literally only casuals thought Ronda was good
>>64578010
that's why literally 95% of /heem/ picked her
>>64578010
you shouldve bet on Holly then if you knew it all
>>64578007
wtf m8
>>64578010
If that's true than everyone must have felt even less about all her opponents, since we all saw Holly as nothing but a can
>>64575735
heem every here
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