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12/31 - Rizin Fighting Federation 2 (LIVE NOW)
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Rizin Fighting Federation 2 IS LIVE. Buckle up for mismatches, freakshow fights, and can crushing
Rizin Card:
King Mo vs Jiri Prochazka - Heavyweight Tournament Final
Fedor Emilianenko vs. Singh Jaideep
Asen Yamamoto vs. Kron Gracie
Peter Aerts vs. Baruto Kaito
Andy Souwer vs. Yuichiro Nagashima
Akebono Taro vs. Bob Sapp
Takeru vs. Yang Ming
Gabrielle Garcia vs. Lei'D Tapa
Soo Chul Kim vs. Maike Linhares Galvao Amorim
Brennan Ward def Ken Hasegawa by sub (RNC at 1:52 of round 2)
Jiri Prochazka def Vadim Nemkov by TKO (corner stoppage after round 1)
King Mo def Teodoras Aukstuolis by unanimous decision
Rena Kubota def Jleana Valentino by sub (flying armbar at 3:31 of round 2)
Streams (If you're up this late then you're a real fight fan):
http://livetv.sx/en/eventinfo/372222_fedor_emelianenko_singh_jaideep/
http://www.stream2watch.co/sports/fighting/fedor-emelianenko-vs-jaideep-singh-live-stream-december-31
first for fedor is the GOAT
someone post ass
this fight sucks
kim chi taking this br down like 10 plus times by now
why are those guys slapping their feet, backs and hands from outside the ring?
even with soccer kicks and in a ring this is a boring fight.
>>64569554
>>64569543
korean so gassed he thinks it's 1943 again
First boring fight of rizin desu
>>64569557
he's mad because his precious hairs are being tearing off by maike
>>64569554
>>64569569
thanks friend
shamefur dispray
First bad Rizin fight?
shamefu dispray
time for some amazons
>>64569590
both will now perform sudoku.
IGF is on too
kimchi power beat amazon
>>64569606
is there a stream for that?
GABI GARCIA next ?
i need intermission fug
>>64569612
yes
Post yfw gabbis clit pops out her shorts
>>64569613
now go
>go now
>>64569610
Didn't look
>>64569612
pretty sure she is. i think im gonna record it and make webms
K1 fight time lads
>>64569588
Badass TMNT poster back there
Does this pro wrestler stand even a slight chance against Gabi?
>>64569636
fucks sake I thought gabi was next
>>64569636
wtf i don't care about ming lee or whatever this shit is i have to leave soon
Is Rizin supposed to be said like Risin'?
>>64569657
RAIZEEN
>>64569646
i would berry my tongue so deep into that
>tiny asian kickboxing manlets recreating the Sino-Japanese war
mite b cool
>>64569543
lol this song is famous canto pop
when does sapp fight?
wtf where is Gabi??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>64569669
should be after the next 3 fights
but I also thought this fight was gabi so im not sure anymore
this dude shiny as fuck, I like his robe
http://www.rizinff.com/iza/en/
Theres the fight card you retards SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>64569665
come to heemspeak swecuck
ts41.gameservers.com:9185
we're settling in and getting comfy
would you fug takeru y/n
>>64569644
She's legitimately tough but no
>>64569689
IF IT GIVES YOU THE ERROR, REFRESH
Why have they both got dyed blonde hair?
>>64569689
wtf is this
After this fight is the good fights
They seriously all look the same.
>>64569705
KEK
ik m8 fucking weebs
This is my first time watching mma outside of UFC, how much of difference is there between the gloves?
>>64569705
imagine getting ko'd by that
I fuckin hate when people pick the same characters in fighting games
>>64569717
ask Aoki, he doesn't have to imagine it
>>64569721
red shorts is DLC
ming lee getting rocked by knees
>>64569708
i wish japanese had darker non-tan complexions
>>64569717
You mean like Aoki did?
Takeru has the smile of a serial rapist
>>64569735
>darker non-tan complexions
what does this even mean?
>>64569733
>http://www.rizinff.com/iza/en/
stfu bitch heemspeak is a comfy staple of /heem/
Which one has the shittier hair?
I say Yao Ming
booooo early stoppage
they had at least 2 more knockdowns to go before calling it off.
HEEM STOPPY
Takeru is savage
giga puddi got blasted that was pretty good to watch honestly
Jap went Nanking on Ming.
Ming Ling was tough as fuck but Takeru was absolutely brutal, I'm very impressed with his knees to the body and how he puts together combinations in the close exchanges
>>64569771
that cat pic is ancient
Does Singh have a chance or is he deep in shit?
>>64569778
Not deeper than he would've been on the average day in India
>>64569777
if it makes you feel any better the cat has probably been dead for a long time
>>64569776
no one cares what impresses a swedish eunuch shitlicker
>>64569778
He's the most unathletic non-fat fighter I've ever seen.
He makes Stefan Struve look like Mighty Mouse
wtf is this lmao asians are so funny
> unimpressed asian 10/10 qts
Japs be crazy
based japs they know how to put a show
why is Wonder Woman in the ring?
Also dem titties
Is this wwe?
Gabi time
this is the stuff that wont be on spike. spike broadcast is going to suck desu
Gabi is most assuredly 100% natty
This is going to be hilarious. A third rate pro wrestler against a roided to hell giant BJJ champ.
Don't you ever change, you crazy japs.
>there are people who actually think Gabi is a woman
>>64569804
this sounds like a song from the Dynasty Warriors soundtrack too, I love it.
Gabi vs Cyborg when
Ronda confirm HIV shit tier.
>>64569815
Why won't it be on spike? Two 205lber hambeasts fighting each other
>>64569819
> lady beast
this is so unfair, a literal who vs she hulk
ayy the presentation is pretty cool
queen latifah is pretty fit now
RIZIN CONFIRMED BEST PROMOTION
DANA ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>64569782
underrated
>"people" ITT are shorter than gabi
>Change yourself
>Change the world
Powerful Rizin with a message
>>64569820
If she's not a woman then I'm gay and I'm not gay
>>64569822
>Vanessa not sitting beside Arianny
Is there beef there?
I feel like I should be hyped for a roided freakshow but this isn't doing it for me
>>64569841
>>64569852
You watch other MMA, whats the dif
>>64569832
i meant the weird jap stuff
This bitch legit looks like Rampage Jackson from behind
> discount switzerland
GABI
A
B
I
She's got the face of Bigfoot Silva.
are they related?
>Gabi's cameltoe
Is she really woman?
Gabi has strong batman game
>>64569822
Now she looks like a fucking abomination.
Even rinky dink orgs with champs with a 5-10 record have better looking ring girls than the Arianny/Brittney freakshows.
>>64569852
heem yourself casual
>>64569865
>>64569865
everyone with gigantism must be ;)
>>64569871
She is a beast, well above any human
>>64569865
brazilians seem like massive inbreds so probably
roid mma best mma
I think her clit is bigger than my erect penis
birth of a legend lads
hopefully this stays standing
>>64569874
I thought casuals loved freakshows
MY BODY IS READY
also there are more than one Indonesian in this thread, wtf?
someone is going to die
>>64569883
>angles
Look at her jaw.
>that closeup
>200 lbs
>woman
>still 16 lbs lighter than her opponent
is Sapp vs Akebono after this one? Only bigger freak show fight than right now
>>64569887
hi
i'm never in /sp/ though
>>64569885
casuals dont even know what freakshows are
>>64569883
>birth of a legend lads
queen of the bitch slaps
LMAO THIS FUCKING FIGHT
Gabi doing her best Ronda
what shitty boxing.
WE SLEEPY NOW
This is sooooooo bad. Middle school level striking
they are bigger than big jon
wtf lads
>216
holy shiet
>>64569883
As I suspected, that's not Gabi.
https://twitter.com/BrittanyAnnexx/status/641383507336527873
>that stand-up
>the city of Gabi Garcia
LITERALLY WORSE THAN RONDA
WHAT A SHITSHOW
>>64569910
Fuck that my stand up was way better than this in 7th grade.
JUST
>>64569900
I see
TAKE IT TO THE GROUND YOU DUMB GIANT BITCH. YOU'RE STAND UP IS SHIT.
I've legit seen better technique than this in Burn on a Saturday night
real technical fight here lads
>>64569911
not at all
what the fuck was that?
a fucking retarded kangaroo could've boxed better jesus
like a cat moving its paws
lmao that was great
middle school playground level striking
HEEM
FAKE
A
K
E
BITCH TOOK A DIVE
SHEEM SLEEPY
SHEEM STOPPY
Holy fuck that was awful, I was laughing the entire time
>That's a huge bitch.
still 5 fights away from fedor
That fight is how i imagine the end of hukan civilisation.
2 apes just mooking eachother over the last radiated twinky
fight of the night so far
fuck i missed the ko
What Hammerfists were more deadly?
Gabi Garcia or Mike Russow?
What a freak show
>>64569943
I know
I'm just blown away by the technique
>that was some rousey-esque striking, joe.
She even sounds like him
What in the actual fuck did I just watch?
That backfist was tight tho
>>64569887
ada 3 mang
MACHIDA IS THAT YOU?
Tyson level striking, Joe
>>64569930
jesus christ and when she paused for a second and started hitting her again. This was hilariously awful.
>>64569543
I wanna see Gabi fight Bob Sapp.
Jesus fucking christ. Please never fucking fight again. Both of you unfuckable monsters.
gabi certainly has a future in mma with her stand up
>dat fuckin deep voice
where are the drug tests?
haha time for SAPP
What the fuck did i just see? What is going on?
>jabbi garcia
>>64569822
>chrissy
>>64569950
is pretending to care about technique a new meme? i havnt been around for a while
not only looking but also her voice is man
Gabi Garcia has a glass jaw
little manlet dropped her with the first punch
Holly Holmes or Cyborg would kill Gabi.
>it was the cheeky backfist
is someone shouting i love you to that abomination? what the fuck man
It takes a lot of energy to be a rockstar, Joe
>>64569967
Things they don't do in Japan?
Gabi's arms, voice, and technique all seem like they should belong to Wanderlei Silva circa 2001
>>64569977
M8 high winds would rock her
>>64569955
She was way off balance, did not even know how to punch. What the actual fuck was that ? This is literally a freak show, not that i don't like it.
>>64569980
I think it's her dad, wasn't it? or maybe he's the doctor frankenstein
>>64569822
>dat Vanessa scrunching her nose when laughing at Arianny
qt
>>64569974
I'd prefer to watch people that actually know how to fight
is rizin the perfect mma promotion decent fights the first night then awesome freakshow fights the second
i've found it really enjoyable so far truly the nips know how to put on a show
>>64569958
LEL
>>64569991
faggot
>>64569987
babbys first JMMA event
k guys main card is starting now with bob sapp vs akebono
4 more fights til fedor
last heemspeak post
teamspeak server: ts41.gameservers.com:9185
get in here lads, serbia wake the fuck up
britbro and swecuck get in here
nice n comfy being soothed by teamdren's voice
i think its safe to say that was the fight of the year 2015?
>>64569999
>9999
nice
kimbo vs gabi mma rules but in a backyard in florida, who takes it?
>>64569993
Trust me mate. Its about to get even crazier. This is fantastic.
>>64570002
Lovin it so far
>>64569999
nice quads
>>64569965
Sure illustrates the diversity of the word
>>64569965
>wanting cuties to kill other cuties
you're everything that's wrong with this country
>>64569993
>is rizin the perfect mma promotion
yes
anybody else notice gabi's hand was bigger than her whole head?
>>64570011
Gabi by pinfall submission
these ads are GOAT lol
Is Fedor linked to mafia people in Russia?
>>64570020
someone should tell her she might have cancer
>>64569993
Spectacle wise yes. First night was a bunch of KOs capped with gratuitous elderly abuse. Second night is classic PRIDE.
GET ON THIS MODEL, BELLATOR!! I want to see Tito Ortiz vs some random comedian.
>>64570003
thanks for the english commentary heembros
Will Gabi be going the Bob Sapp route?
>>64570003
Can't wait for bob sapp to turtle at the glove touch
>>64570018
>cuties
Explain yourself Indonesia.
>>64570018
not >>64569965 but those 2 things are most definitely not cuties
i feel mma needs more crowd interaction. maybe they pick two random seats from the crowd, get them into the ring and they have to fight eachother for 10k or something
Who /sleepinginfornewyearseveparty/ here tomorrow?
me partying hard
>tfw not watching and haven't seen the other Rizin event either
Th..they'll be up online, right?
>>64570036
bob sapp is winning this by ko
cap this
Rizin should advertise the lack of drug testing in America and play up the human dog fighting angle.
>the way she cowered in the corner afraid to engage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96sUPxlIfx4
>>64570027
is he a russian athlete?
is he making money?
>>64569690
wrong swecuck, im going skiing so il probably miss it.
>>64570040
>>64570041
the other indo didn;'t want the female kaijus fighting each other, implication being he wanted cuties to fight instead
>>64569973
>>64570027
He just knows the right kind of people to be around m8
>>64570042
Or a lucky fan gets to take a swing at a fighter and try to heem him for a million dollars
>>64570059
Fair enough.
what the fuck is going on
>>64570041
jakarta? tar malem kemana?
fuck google' giftboxes!
holy shit this is taking long. nobody gives a fuck about all of these irrelevant can fights.
>>64570071
INTERMISSION
LOL
>>64570059
We already had 2 qts fighting though, first fight of the night were strawweight dimepieces going to war ended with a flying armbar, it was pretty dope
>>64570072
semarang topkek
>>64570057
you don't even need the first question bud?
any estonian here?
>>64570040
that indo anon was implying that I prefer to see two cute fighters beat each other than those two cro magnons
>fedor will ko this can in the first round
>>64570079
missed it, saw the armbar replay, pretty cool, what are you supposed to do to shake the armbar off?
I wish they had good fighters in Rizin
>>64570060
Chrissy and Vanessa are so far superior to Brittney and Arianny.
>>64570084
gak liburan?
>>64570097
kick them in the head
>>64570103
logan was the best tho
>tfw you will never have a rare flag
>tfw can't see toes when standing
>tfw cholesterol is higher than college loan debt
>tfw lost in a sea of burgers
>>64570102
they will
this production is amazing
they will bring in good fighters
PRIDE NEVER DIE
Gabi /heem/ already posted
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3k9wmd_gabi-garcia-vs-seini-draughn-lei-d-tapa-full-fight-31-12-2015-rizin-ff-1_sport
>>64570027
he's linked to fucking Putin. He was Appointed by him to be Russia's "Head of Sport" or something like that.
STITCH
Any Russians here? Is Fedor that popular? Would a non MMA fan know who he is?
STICH!!
>>64570105
STOP SPEAKING MUD MONKEY AND SPEAK FUCKING ENGLISH THIS IS AN ENGLISH SPEAKING MONGOLIAN CLAYMASION MAGE BOARD
FUCKING JUNGLE MONKEYS I SWEAR
>>64570109
Don't lose hope Americo, you might go on holiday one day
>>64570102
nigga that LHW tournament is talent filled
Anyone else a little sick of Fedor's elitist attitude especially since he's lost a few fights and is almost 40?
>absolutely refuses to fight anyone of name
>won't even enter talks with ufc
>won't fight unless his colleagues are also on the card also
>won't fight for countless other reasons
It isn't 2008 anymore.
