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Rizin Fighting Federation 2 IS LIVE. Buckle up for mismatches, freakshow fights, and can crushing
Rizin Card:
King Mo vs Jiri Prochazka - Heavyweight Tournament Final
Fedor Emilianenko vs. Singh Jaideep
Asen Yamamoto vs. Kron Gracie
Peter Aerts vs. Baruto Kaito
Andy Souwer vs. Yuichiro Nagashima
Akebono Taro vs. Bob Sapp
Takeru vs. Yang Ming
Gabrielle Garcia vs. Lei'D Tapa
Soo Chul Kim vs. Maike Linhares Galvao Amorim
Brennan Ward def Ken Hasegawa by sub (RNC at 1:52 of round 2)
Jiri Prochazka def Vadim Nemkov by TKO (corner stoppage after round 1)
King Mo def Teodoras Aukstuolis by unanimous decision
Rena Kubota def Jleana Valentino by sub (flying armbar at 3:31 of round 2)
Streams (If you're up this late then you're a real fight fan):
http://livetv.sx/en/eventinfo/372222_fedor_emelianenko_singh_jaideep/
http://www.stream2watch.co/sports/fighting/fedor-emelianenko-vs-jaideep-singh-live-stream-december-31
first for fedor is the GOAT
someone post ass
this fight sucks
kim chi taking this br down like 10 plus times by now
why are those guys slapping their feet, backs and hands from outside the ring?
even with soccer kicks and in a ring this is a boring fight.
>>64569543
korean so gassed he thinks it's 1943 again
First boring fight of rizin desu
>>64569557
he's mad because his precious hairs are being tearing off by maike
>>64569569
thanks friend
shamefur dispray
First bad Rizin fight?
shamefu dispray
time for some amazons
>>64569590
both will now perform sudoku.
IGF is on too
kimchi power beat amazon
>>64569606
is there a stream for that?
GABI GARCIA next ?
i need intermission fug
>>64569612
yes
Post yfw gabbis clit pops out her shorts
>>64569613
now go
>go now
>>64569610
Didn't look
>>64569612
pretty sure she is. i think im gonna record it and make webms
K1 fight time lads
>>64569588
Badass TMNT poster back there
Does this pro wrestler stand even a slight chance against Gabi?
>>64569636
fucks sake I thought gabi was next
>>64569636
wtf i don't care about ming lee or whatever this shit is i have to leave soon
Is Rizin supposed to be said like Risin'?
>>64569657
RAIZEEN
>>64569646
i would berry my tongue so deep into that
>tiny asian kickboxing manlets recreating the Sino-Japanese war
mite b cool
>>64569543
lol this song is famous canto pop
when does sapp fight?
wtf where is Gabi??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>64569669
should be after the next 3 fights
but I also thought this fight was gabi so im not sure anymore
this dude shiny as fuck, I like his robe
http://www.rizinff.com/iza/en/
Theres the fight card you retards SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>64569665
come to heemspeak swecuck
ts41.gameservers.com:9185
we're settling in and getting comfy
would you fug takeru y/n
>>64569644
She's legitimately tough but no
>>64569689
IF IT GIVES YOU THE ERROR, REFRESH
Why have they both got dyed blonde hair?
>>64569689
wtf is this
After this fight is the good fights
They seriously all look the same.
>>64569705
KEK
ik m8 fucking weebs
This is my first time watching mma outside of UFC, how much of difference is there between the gloves?
>>64569705
imagine getting ko'd by that
I fuckin hate when people pick the same characters in fighting games
>>64569717
ask Aoki, he doesn't have to imagine it
>>64569721
red shorts is DLC
ming lee getting rocked by knees
>>64569708
i wish japanese had darker non-tan complexions
>>64569717
You mean like Aoki did?
Takeru has the smile of a serial rapist
>>64569735
>darker non-tan complexions
what does this even mean?
>>64569733
>http://www.rizinff.com/iza/en/
stfu bitch heemspeak is a comfy staple of /heem/
Which one has the shittier hair?
I say Yao Ming
booooo early stoppage
they had at least 2 more knockdowns to go before calling it off.
HEEM STOPPY
Takeru is savage
giga puddi got blasted that was pretty good to watch honestly
Jap went Nanking on Ming.
Ming Ling was tough as fuck but Takeru was absolutely brutal, I'm very impressed with his knees to the body and how he puts together combinations in the close exchanges
>>64569771
that cat pic is ancient
Does Singh have a chance or is he deep in shit?
>>64569778
Not deeper than he would've been on the average day in India
>>64569777
if it makes you feel any better the cat has probably been dead for a long time
>>64569776
no one cares what impresses a swedish eunuch shitlicker
>>64569778
He's the most unathletic non-fat fighter I've ever seen.
He makes Stefan Struve look like Mighty Mouse
wtf is this lmao asians are so funny
> unimpressed asian 10/10 qts
Japs be crazy
based japs they know how to put a show
why is Wonder Woman in the ring?
Also dem titties
Is this wwe?
Gabi time
this is the stuff that wont be on spike. spike broadcast is going to suck desu
Gabi is most assuredly 100% natty
This is going to be hilarious. A third rate pro wrestler against a roided to hell giant BJJ champ.
Don't you ever change, you crazy japs.
>there are people who actually think Gabi is a woman
>>64569804
this sounds like a song from the Dynasty Warriors soundtrack too, I love it.
Gabi vs Cyborg when
Ronda confirm HIV shit tier.
>>64569815
Why won't it be on spike? Two 205lber hambeasts fighting each other
>>64569819
> lady beast
this is so unfair, a literal who vs she hulk
ayy the presentation is pretty cool
queen latifah is pretty fit now
RIZIN CONFIRMED BEST PROMOTION
DANA ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>64569782
underrated
>"people" ITT are shorter than gabi
>Change yourself
>Change the world
Powerful Rizin with a message
>>64569820
If she's not a woman then I'm gay and I'm not gay
>>64569822
>Vanessa not sitting beside Arianny
Is there beef there?
I feel like I should be hyped for a roided freakshow but this isn't doing it for me
>>64569852
You watch other MMA, whats the dif
>>64569832
i meant the weird jap stuff
This bitch legit looks like Rampage Jackson from behind
> discount switzerland
GABI
A
B
I
She's got the face of Bigfoot Silva.
are they related?
>Gabi's cameltoe
Is she really woman?
Gabi has strong batman game
>>64569822
Now she looks like a fucking abomination.
Even rinky dink orgs with champs with a 5-10 record have better looking ring girls than the Arianny/Brittney freakshows.
>>64569852
heem yourself casual
>>64569865
>>64569865
everyone with gigantism must be ;)
>>64569871
She is a beast, well above any human
>>64569865
brazilians seem like massive inbreds so probably
roid mma best mma
I think her clit is bigger than my erect penis
birth of a legend lads
hopefully this stays standing
>>64569874
I thought casuals loved freakshows
MY BODY IS READY
also there are more than one Indonesian in this thread, wtf?
someone is going to die
>>64569883
>angles
Look at her jaw.
>that closeup
>200 lbs
>woman
>still 16 lbs lighter than her opponent
is Sapp vs Akebono after this one? Only bigger freak show fight than right now
>>64569887
hi
i'm never in /sp/ though
>>64569885
casuals dont even know what freakshows are
>>64569883
>birth of a legend lads
queen of the bitch slaps
LMAO THIS FUCKING FIGHT
Gabi doing her best Ronda
what shitty boxing.
WE SLEEPY NOW
This is sooooooo bad. Middle school level striking
they are bigger than big jon
wtf lads
>216
holy shiet
>>64569883
As I suspected, that's not Gabi.
https://twitter.com/BrittanyAnnexx/status/641383507336527873
>that stand-up
>the city of Gabi Garcia
LITERALLY WORSE THAN RONDA
WHAT A SHITSHOW
>>64569910
Fuck that my stand up was way better than this in 7th grade.
JUST
>>64569900
I see
TAKE IT TO THE GROUND YOU DUMB GIANT BITCH. YOU'RE STAND UP IS SHIT.
I've legit seen better technique than this in Burn on a Saturday night
real technical fight here lads
>>64569911
not at all
what the fuck was that?
a fucking retarded kangaroo could've boxed better jesus
like a cat moving its paws
lmao that was great
middle school playground level striking
HEEM
FAKE
A
K
E
BITCH TOOK A DIVE
SHEEM SLEEPY
SHEEM STOPPY
Holy fuck that was awful, I was laughing the entire time
>That's a huge bitch.
still 5 fights away from fedor
That fight is how i imagine the end of hukan civilisation.
2 apes just mooking eachother over the last radiated twinky
fight of the night so far
fuck i missed the ko
What Hammerfists were more deadly?
Gabi Garcia or Mike Russow?
What a freak show
>>64569943
I know
I'm just blown away by the technique
>that was some rousey-esque striking, joe.
She even sounds like him
What in the actual fuck did I just watch?
That backfist was tight tho
>>64569887
ada 3 mang
MACHIDA IS THAT YOU?
Tyson level striking, Joe
>>64569930
jesus christ and when she paused for a second and started hitting her again. This was hilariously awful.
>>64569543
I wanna see Gabi fight Bob Sapp.
Jesus fucking christ. Please never fucking fight again. Both of you unfuckable monsters.
gabi certainly has a future in mma with her stand up
>dat fuckin deep voice
where are the drug tests?
haha time for SAPP
What the fuck did i just see? What is going on?
>jabbi garcia
>>64569822
>chrissy
>>64569950
is pretending to care about technique a new meme? i havnt been around for a while
not only looking but also her voice is man
Gabi Garcia has a glass jaw
little manlet dropped her with the first punch
Holly Holmes or Cyborg would kill Gabi.
>it was the cheeky backfist
is someone shouting i love you to that abomination? what the fuck man
It takes a lot of energy to be a rockstar, Joe
>>64569967
Things they don't do in Japan?
Gabi's arms, voice, and technique all seem like they should belong to Wanderlei Silva circa 2001
>>64569977
M8 high winds would rock her
>>64569955
She was way off balance, did not even know how to punch. What the actual fuck was that ? This is literally a freak show, not that i don't like it.
>>64569980
I think it's her dad, wasn't it? or maybe he's the doctor frankenstein
>>64569822
>dat Vanessa scrunching her nose when laughing at Arianny
qt
>>64569974
I'd prefer to watch people that actually know how to fight
is rizin the perfect mma promotion decent fights the first night then awesome freakshow fights the second
i've found it really enjoyable so far truly the nips know how to put on a show
>>64569958
LEL
>>64569991
faggot
>>64569987
babbys first JMMA event
k guys main card is starting now with bob sapp vs akebono
4 more fights til fedor
last heemspeak post
teamspeak server: ts41.gameservers.com:9185
get in here lads, serbia wake the fuck up
britbro and swecuck get in here
nice n comfy being soothed by teamdren's voice
i think its safe to say that was the fight of the year 2015?
>>64569999
>9999
nice
kimbo vs gabi mma rules but in a backyard in florida, who takes it?
>>64569993
Trust me mate. Its about to get even crazier. This is fantastic.
>>64570002
Lovin it so far
>>64569999
nice quads
>>64569965
Sure illustrates the diversity of the word
>>64569965
>wanting cuties to kill other cuties
you're everything that's wrong with this country
>>64569993
>is rizin the perfect mma promotion
yes
anybody else notice gabi's hand was bigger than her whole head?
>>64570011
Gabi by pinfall submission
these ads are GOAT lol
Is Fedor linked to mafia people in Russia?
>>64570020
someone should tell her she might have cancer
>>64569993
Spectacle wise yes. First night was a bunch of KOs capped with gratuitous elderly abuse. Second night is classic PRIDE.
GET ON THIS MODEL, BELLATOR!! I want to see Tito Ortiz vs some random comedian.
>>64570003
thanks for the english commentary heembros
Will Gabi be going the Bob Sapp route?
>>64570003
Can't wait for bob sapp to turtle at the glove touch
>>64570018
>cuties
Explain yourself Indonesia.
>>64570018
not >>64569965 but those 2 things are most definitely not cuties
i feel mma needs more crowd interaction. maybe they pick two random seats from the crowd, get them into the ring and they have to fight eachother for 10k or something
Who /sleepinginfornewyearseveparty/ here tomorrow?
me partying hard
>tfw not watching and haven't seen the other Rizin event either
Th..they'll be up online, right?
>>64570036
bob sapp is winning this by ko
cap this
Rizin should advertise the lack of drug testing in America and play up the human dog fighting angle.
>the way she cowered in the corner afraid to engage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96sUPxlIfx4
>>64570027
is he a russian athlete?
is he making money?
>>64569690
wrong swecuck, im going skiing so il probably miss it.
>>64570040
>>64570041
the other indo didn;'t want the female kaijus fighting each other, implication being he wanted cuties to fight instead
>>64570027
He just knows the right kind of people to be around m8
>>64570042
Or a lucky fan gets to take a swing at a fighter and try to heem him for a million dollars
>>64570059
Fair enough.
what the fuck is going on
>>64570041
jakarta? tar malem kemana?
fuck google' giftboxes!
holy shit this is taking long. nobody gives a fuck about all of these irrelevant can fights.
>>64570071
INTERMISSION
LOL
>>64570059
We already had 2 qts fighting though, first fight of the night were strawweight dimepieces going to war ended with a flying armbar, it was pretty dope
>>64570072
semarang topkek
>>64570057
you don't even need the first question bud?
any estonian here?
>>64570040
that indo anon was implying that I prefer to see two cute fighters beat each other than those two cro magnons
>fedor will ko this can in the first round
>>64570079
missed it, saw the armbar replay, pretty cool, what are you supposed to do to shake the armbar off?
I wish they had good fighters in Rizin
>>64570060
Chrissy and Vanessa are so far superior to Brittney and Arianny.
>>64570084
gak liburan?
>>64570097
kick them in the head
>>64570103
logan was the best tho
>tfw you will never have a rare flag
>tfw can't see toes when standing
>tfw cholesterol is higher than college loan debt
>tfw lost in a sea of burgers
>>64570102
they will
this production is amazing
they will bring in good fighters
PRIDE NEVER DIE
Gabi /heem/ already posted
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3k9wmd_gabi-garcia-vs-seini-draughn-lei-d-tapa-full-fight-31-12-2015-rizin-ff-1_sport
>>64570027
he's linked to fucking Putin. He was Appointed by him to be Russia's "Head of Sport" or something like that.
STITCH
Any Russians here? Is Fedor that popular? Would a non MMA fan know who he is?
STICH!!
>>64570105
STOP SPEAKING MUD MONKEY AND SPEAK FUCKING ENGLISH THIS IS AN ENGLISH SPEAKING MONGOLIAN CLAYMASION MAGE BOARD
FUCKING JUNGLE MONKEYS I SWEAR
>>64570109
Don't lose hope Americo, you might go on holiday one day
>>64570102
nigga that LHW tournament is talent filled
Anyone else a little sick of Fedor's elitist attitude especially since he's lost a few fights and is almost 40?
>absolutely refuses to fight anyone of name
>won't even enter talks with ufc
>won't fight unless his colleagues are also on the card also
>won't fight for countless other reasons
It isn't 2008 anymore.
>>64570103
but then that's kinda not so hard after they ruined themselves with plastic surgery
they have mental problems, Brittney's face looked fine before
WHAT THE FUCK? STITCH
IS HE A REAL STITCH?
>>64570112
>that left hook that dropped her
>>64570097
Tuck your head and arm forward to prevent hyperextension, then grab your other arm around the bicep with the arm that's being attacked. The armbar was weak as shit though, I'm surprised she tapped because it didn't look fully locked in to me.
>>64570109
At least your flag is not fucking reverse poland.
>>64570125
>also on the card also
It's late..
>>64570124
King Mo is literally a journeyman.
>>64570125
He's fat and old and on his last lap. Give him a break.
>>64570125
kill yourself faggot
>>64570125
lol he should placate himself to dana like a cuck and get paid 10k by jewbok and all his mates shouldn't be given a chance
yeah fuck that you fucking dana shill cunt
>>64570120
what's the difference? i'm not talking to you autist. I bet you're jealous you can't speak french
>>64570143
He fights nobody anymore, you can't deny that.
>>64570152
He always had bogus fights mixed in with his legit bouts, nothing has changed.
what does "mat4" mean?
>>64570109
I've had a burger for dinner the last 3 days.
God Bless America
>>64570115
so why do people say Fedor is a nice guy if he's buddy buddy with dictators and shit?
checkmate atheists
>>64570137
and have refer to it as "red white" as if it's supposed to mean anything
What are they taking a break? Jesus Christ. I'm so fucking tired.
When is bob fighting? What are we waiting for?
>>64570125
LOL, dude, you got it twisted. Fedor is not really "fighting" anymore. It's about paychecks now. He'll take the easiest fight for the biggest money. He was "in talks" with the UFC solely to leverage his deal with the Japs.
He doesn't care about his record or winning the belt or anything else.
>>64570141
Fabio Maldonado just got cut by the UFC today. I'd like to see King Nig and him fight in Japan with Vale Tudo Steroids rule-set.
>>64570156
>mixed in
Now he fights all comers as long as they are from can city.
>>64570147
i bet your from jakarta you mussie jungle monkey cunt
i hope the aussies invade and exterminate all of your kind
>>64570163
>>64570165
its called an intermission
aka halftime fap time
be a real fight fan and forget your tiredness
>>64570169
is YUA MIKAMI GOAT or what?
>>64570168
>doesn't care about his record
well fuck him then, I hope he loses
>>64570141
King Mo hasnt lost since Newton beat him up in 2013 and is still a great wrestler and showed serious boxing against Lithuanian Ken. The Russian and Czech dudes put on a great fight. Much better than the LHW bums in the UFC. Fucking Shogun is still Top 15 there. In 2015. It's so absent of talent. Jiri will be world class soon enough, Vadim too.
>>64570169
That would be cool, but I feel Mo would demolish him unless he just eats maldo punches for 2 rounds or something nutty.
>>64570170
True, but he's getting paid a kings ransom for it.
>>64570171
> your
can't even speak your own language m8?
>>64570160
People like Fedor because he literally has never talked shit about anyone, ever. The closest he came was calling Dana White "disrespectful".
>>64570109
learn some boxing, eat more burgers, then fight Sapp on the next Rizin card
>>64570180
>wanting fighters to be record obsessed faggots like floyd and GSP
i hope you wreck on the highway and die in the ensuing car fire
>>64570181
Good points.
>Shogun top 15.
Ok you definitely got me there.
>>64570102
>>64570110
it'd be a waste of time for actually good fighters. this org was founded by the same guy who ran the yakuza controlled pride. just watch them somehow manage to treat fighters even worse than the UFC and just blatantly fix fights.
how long is left of this 'intermission'
where are the japanese /sp/ at?
>>64570193
>wanting fighters to not want to fight
Please, faggot.
Gabi has ZERO fucking footwork LMAO
>>64570119
Just like Karelin, Fedor got popular in Russia only when he retired. When he was active all the russian mma fans were foaming over Couture. And Fedor is popular thanks to his brother, the tabloid superstar.
>>64570194
its worse than I though tBh
>Gian Vilante
>Feijao
>Patrick Cummins
>>64570200
> i was only pretending to be retarded
> the joke's on you
okay
>>64570193
found the fedor cuck
>>64570206
LHW really is a fucking ghost town, jesus christ.
>>64570205
What are the Russian TV people saying? I heard his name a lot.
>>64570204
She's trash.
>>64570187
http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/news/446656/Fedor-US-and-Europe-are-supporting-fascism-in-Crimea/
>"After that Roosevelt and Churchill on behalf of the entire world expressed deep gratitude to the Soviet people. They were astounded with the feat of the Soviet people. They said 'we owe a lot to the people of the USSR forever because they stopped fascism.'
>"But nowadays fascism is supported. Looks like it's being endorsed by the US as well as Europe. It looks like a mass madness, I don't know …"
>"And what happens there … to kill ethnic Russian only because they are Russian. Well, it's … excuse me, I call it fascism."
If Fedor had any dignity, he already gave it up by being a dictators' favorite pet.
>>64570109
>>tfw lost in a sea of burgers
Not gonna lie, I'd love that right now
Fucking hungry
>>64570205
>And Fedor is popular thanks to his brother, the tabloid superstar
How is a rapist a superstar? What the fuck russia
What's everyone doing for New Year's tomorrow lads?
I'm going to get a 5th of Jameson's after work then go to this girl's party and watch Michigan State beat Alabama.
>>64570203
>fights for 12 years 3 times a year
>retires
>is now almost 40
>comes back for mother Russia
>fuck this guy! he should fight CAIN VELASQUEZ in the UFC hahaha!
>>64570202
tokyo checking in
>>64570206
>Gian Vilante
He's that fucker who was with Weidman? I've literally never seen him fight in the UFC lel
>>64570215
I am having an intermission. I doubt they are saying anything different from what they said on the 30th.
>Fedor is so great, you should totally watch it. He's so humble and acts like a father figure to this whole bunch he brought over.
hasn't it been like half an hour without any fights? jesus christ
>>64570237
No, he should just retire and remain irrelevant if that is the case. Idiot memers pretend he still matters.
>>64570205
>his brother, the tabloid superstar
Aleksander or Ivan?
>>64570243
I remember he got KO'd by Tom Lawlor and had the sloppiest fight ever against Maldonado. He KO'd a 50 something year old Perosh his last time out.
Gabi is the literal GOAT
>>64570196
heihatchi would never do such a thing
We full on circus nao
>>64570205
I see.
Karelin. Jesus. What a fucking beast of a human being.
>>64570250
he also heemed beastin 25/8 corey 'silva' anderson
>>64570234
he also has another brother
Is John McCarthy booked for every single MMA event ever?
>>64570247
>he shouldn't make money
>he shouldn't represent his country and his team
>he shouldn't promote the sport in Japan
>he shouldn't do what he loves
kill yourself
>>64570234
He was beating people up at nightclubs before that.
>>64570249
Alex
>>64570240
give japanese stream. tired of hearing russian.
>>64570267
He's terrible for the sport desu.
Bobbu Sappu
>music from Rocky 4
Hahah what
>>64570252
TYSON ESQUE IN HER STRIKING, JOE
>>64570244
Ah, thanks
>>64570236
Avoid my friend and his family best I can since his sister is probably in town and I have a intense crush on her that can go nowhere
Akebono looks like an Asian Joey Diaz
>>64570240
akemashite omedetou gozaimasu
jhapanese streem puhreeze tokyo san
>>64570280
60 MILLION PEOPLE watched their first fight live bros
>>64570287
kek
they're both gonna die from heart attack at the 1st round aren't they?
>The best training footage they could get out of Akebono was throwing two lazy jabs
Sappu actually has a chance to win for the first time in 10 years.
Ric Flair?
>>64570245
nap time
>>64570271
We are watching on tv
Is there a bigger meme in MMA than Akebono?
>Thus Spake Zarathustra walk-in music
This is getting out of hand bros
>>64570274
selling out arenas and promoting your bros who are up and coming is so terrible
>>64570287
LOOK AT THIS ASIAN COCKSUCKA
MEMES
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceCRgf5tf0g
What time is it?
>>64570232
>putin
>anything but the GOAT
You deserve to be unemployed because of Dilma
> all of these soundtracks playing illegally
BOBBUUUU SAPPPUUUU!!
Bob Sapp urban legend:
He fought on the ONE FC card in Jakarta, Indonesia a few years ago. He was late (about 2 hours) getting to the arena. Rumor has it that the local mafia held him hostage in a brothel because the local promoting partners didn't pay up to them.
>>64570288
>>64570271
watching russian like the rest of you. unless you want that crappy japanese stream that showed the ring from the nosebleed seats.
>>64570293
That's not part of the deal. Sapp takes a dive in the first.
>>64570302
>prize fighter who steals the spotlight from real talent
>>64570310
>local mafia
the police?
This sumo is already a sweaty mess just going down the stairs.
WILL SAPPU TAKE THE DIVE?!
>>64570304
Reminder that Sappu has the most hilarious knock out of all time in K-1
He gassed walking to the ring
heem sleepy
This guy looks like he will have a heart attack in the ring.
>Taro Akebono
>USA?
>>64570318
Nope. Some other group. He was held in Alexis.
>>64570236
>tomorrow
ebin
>>64570330
Is he from Hawaii ?
>>64570332
lol, complimentary pussy?
>>64570325
Sapp was like 400lbs in that fight.
>Getting caught by one of the SAPP SMASH fly swats
Fuck that shit
He made it in the ring
>0-4 record
Well, at least he was able to climb up to the ring.
Is this guy his cardiologist?
Akebono looks like a fat pig
Both these men will die soon of natural causes.
THIS is how you make a walk out
>>64570340
LOL. He wish. I bet he's in some windowless room sweating his fat ass off.
>>64570345
The first time you see someone die in a fight live won't be from a blow to the head, it will because one had a heart attack throwing his first punch.
>>64570357
>i hope wife isn't watching this.png
>>64570237
>fights mostly cans in a yakuza controlled organization
>refuses to fight top competition outside of japan for years after it's revealed his org was controlled by criminals
>finally faces some good fighters in a real fight and gets his shit pushed in 3 times in a row
>goes back to fighting irrelevant fighters and cans
if it wasn't for the yakuza fixing fights, Fraudor wouldn't be known by anyone.
What is going on?
>>64570369
trying too hard tbqh
>those ringgirls
What the fuck is even happening
>>64570371
Life is going on man
Who is this japanese popstar?
This japs are so strange, fucking annoying as fuck to be quite honest phams
I wish UFC gave flowers to the fighters before the fights
is fedor gonna fight or what senpai?
>this ref in charge of being succinct
The 500W lights are melting this poor guy
>>64570380
Those bouquets are probably worth more than a reebok fight kit.
>>64570378
nigger
VLC link anyone?
They might kill someone
>>64570395
wetback
THEY'RE JUST STANDING THERE
>>64570232
>we owe a lot to the people of the USSR forever because they stopped fascism.'
and in return they gave us communism, which is even worse
Gabi Garcia like in his striking, is Sapp, Joe
Sapp stopped a Prime Ernesto Hoost TWICE
>fat guy break
>both gassed already
>ref saw it
nigga popped a zit
Sapp just took a looong look at his right hand. Could be damaged.
>two fat fucks gasses out
>ref: okay, take a breather guys
Never change, Japan.
Never change.
Are the Japanese deathly afraid of blood?
fatties head popped, fucking disgusting
>let's just take a little break mid-fight
>>64570265
It seems so, damn.
>you're now imagining how bad akeenono smells
this is honestly pretty boring.
>>64570414
They don't like having blood on primetime tv.
>>64570407
Tells us a lot about Hoost
Everyone sucks his Dick but he was mediocre
Another time out cool
>>64570418
his shorts look like a re-purposed trash bag
What a shitshow lmao
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
What the fuck is going on :DD
Holy shit this fight
>calling time twice before the 1st round is even over
THANK YOU JAPAN
http://giostreams.eu/fight.html better stream lads
BOOOOOOOOO
let them blood.
This is a travesty of the sport.
>>64570414
dinner time right now
Do you want to see Akebono's face and body during your dinner?
I'm laughing so fucking hard right nie
Okay, I changed my mind.
Bring back Gabi and Tapas, please.
I'm laughing so hard
This is so shit
>0-4 vs 5-11
What the fuck is this shit?
This is a disaster, fuck japanese MMA.
Is shit, and all you /asp/ies love it.
>>64570407
that's because K1 was a fraud competition desu senpai
i think a cyst burst. how else would something like that happen
Akebono can not be ko'd
>>64570439
bitch nigger
>>64570432
benis xD
>they're just sitting there wiping sweat off this guy
Holy shit lads
>>64570449
>i think a cyst burst
Of course it did
Blood from a cut doesn't just squirt like it did
>>64570450
Yeah but you can drain his stamina by walking around long enough.
We're watching the golden age of MMA return, they said
It's pride 2.0, they said
We're gonna witness history, they said
Put a cork in this fat shit's head
>>64570445
back to mandrama
wtf
if this was UFC they would call this off and we could go onto a less boring match.
At least it's not a fixed fight?
fuckity fuck, you see his fucking head spurting?
wtf is wrong with that shit? he got aids or something?
more entertaining than all of ufc we had in the past month :^)
> akebono bleeds out and dies
>more towels
>more towels
>>64570461
"professional"
is this the WOAT fight?
well that was gay
they were punching air for 10 seconds then the bell rings?
>the timeouts have been longer than the fight itself
>>64570465
>That one time in pride they let the guy lie in the ring and moan for 20 minutes after being kneed in the balls.
This is exactly the same as vintage pride.
Sapp keeps punched the same spot lel
Stitch must be getting annoyed
I've never laughed so hard at a fight. Holy fuck this is great
who here would rather watch Gabi the GOAT?
>>64570468
I'd rather have a fixed fight instead of what's happening right now.
>>64570472
and they have the ancient ref. it's like they want someone to die in this fight
Whats the under/over on this hippo bleeding out?
Fuck more towels this is boring
Should be called Rinse and Repeat: Towel edition.
Sapp doesnt want to get AIDs
that's fucking cold blooded
PRIDE NEVER DIES
>>64570477
Mike Bernardo vs Nobuhiko Takada
>>64570373
everything i said is a fact. fedor's best win outside of pride (and fights in pride don't count due to blatant fixing, encouraging roids, the whole thing being ran by criminals, etc.) is an over the hill (and kicked out of the UFC) Sylvia who was coming off a loss.
>japanese MMA is watching multiple people towel off a sweaty sumo
How many Japanese girls does it take to appease Bob Sapp?
BACK OF THE HEAD YELLOW CARD!?
Even Sapp is like what the fuck mates.
this sucks
my stream fucking died what happened?
bob sapp was pissed off then my stream fucked up
>>64570486
At this point i don't think that they give a shit. This is like a televised underground shitshow.
>>64570498
Who cares
>>64570504
well every punch has been to there
This is fucking gold
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BORING
BORING
BORING.
>They're STILL not fighting
>>64570506
Stream lagged here too, anyone got a gif/webm of the blood squirting moment
>>64570498
tell me more
>The blunder that is Japanese Mixed Martial Arts
this is great. fatboy btfo
When ufc gets ahead of schedule they just show the precard fights
when rizin gets behind they just show a 10 hour fight
Pride had weird hilarious moments like this too. I am getting exactly what I wanted
WE BACK
>>64570535
awww yeah!
Conor vs Fedor
Who wins?
>>64570548
Conor easily
Highlights? I really like King Mo now never saw many of his fights before but hes really fucking good
>>64570561
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLZEBrMpjxTdYF6pd4ulloUwf-bSrbj3D6
Who /stillin2015/ here?
>>64570573
Everybody?
>>64570561
hes ufc top 10 tier
>>64570580
Not sure if serious
>>64570571
I mean highlights in the show but thanks
>>64570573
me only barely by 3 minutes
ffs getting tired of 4chinz going down
Does An-Hiro just hate Rizin or something?
Fedor fight was underwhelming. At least he won.
That Gabi Garcia fight. Cringeworthy to the max. And her voice at the post fight interview. She sounds like a man...
>>64570603
She is a man
Baruto confirmed for the best MMA artist in the world right at this moment.
>>64570613
>mma artist
Nice
>>64570596
>3min till 2016
>still posts here
>>64570580
>What are timezones
>>64570613
I was cheering for him, he looks like a fun loving dude.
>>64570617
its new year now
>>64570613
Told you about Baruto and Aerts you complete newb.
You have to understand that I predict deez tings.
>tfw doing nothing for New Year
>tfw all my friends have left me behind
n-next year will be different
>>64570632
you should commit sudoku
Someone post webums of Gabi Garcia and Bob Sapp fights, I missed those and I heard they're the worst matches ever
>>64570639
You have /heem/
I made a new thread to discuss mixed martial arts in
>>64570643
>>64570643
>>64570639
>tfw having a christmas party with drunk af college people tmw
>tfw sure won't get a new years kiss anyway
a-a-atleast I'm not a kv right lads?
>>64570637
>implying the fight wasn't fixed.
>implying the same thing would of happened in a cage
>implying everything I said wasn't true (he had idea how to finish the fight)
>implying I actually bet money on this fight
get rekt stupid Serbia
>>64570656
Thanks friend
>>64570673
Stay salty my imbecile friend. Maybe one day you'll be able to predict fights as well.
Back to the wet hole in the ground you came from.
on average who could win in a fight
2 black pre teens
or 1 adult nip
>>64570843
>Explosive and athletic.
Always bet on black.
Which one of you assholes is doing this?
>>64569543
This is a good thread OP, thanks for the links
