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2/6 - UFC 196: Fabricio Werdum vs Sea Level Cain
UFC 195 weigh-in video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eJmuyDBm54
195 Embedded Episodes:
1: http://youtu.be/6h5qsu3sP-Y
2: https://youtu.be/vfpPmeUEyk0
3: https://youtu.be/molgWartXyk
4: https:/.youtu.be/qXVy1J69fxQ
195 Countdown: Lawler vs Condit: https://youtu.be/F-49IYabcCg
195 Countdown: Arlovski vs Miocic: https://youtu.be/dZHaH2KWX8U
195 extended preview: https://youtu.be/EzKaI8i3b4Y
UFC 195 Conference calls
Lawler vs Condit: https://youtu.be/aKI97a3d2Rk
Bisping vs Silva: https://youtu.be/kCuTY5pu7Xo
Rose & Chiesa Q&A: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyoSOgDUc0k
Every Rizin 2 fight : http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLZEBrMpjxTdYF6pd4ulloUwf-bSrbj3D6
rose talks like she's black
I NEED A MOMENT TO MYSELF
BANGING CARD CONFIRMED
>you never got the chance to watch Duran perform
just heem me lads
>>64601527
stfu
Joe's chubbed up again
wow Joe has a massive cock
>>64601528
SO WHY
PICK ONE (1)
Please someone tell me theyre webming Joe's ridiculous faces.
RIP tanaka
>>64601527
She's a coal burning wigger who puts on a fake accent.
DAILY REMINDER TO ALL MANLETS EYEING UP THE RING GIRLS
>>64601558
>>64601563
please stop
>>64601563
It's pretty big for a 135er. The red briefs accentuate it too. So tight and red Reebok shorts.
is that Joe's cock or his phone?
>>64601494
>Robbie lip
WAR BODY
>From headlining a card to fight pass prelims
Wew lad
How does Brittney Palmer still have a job?
She's atrocious and genuinely horrifying to look at
>>64601616
I don't know how she got a job in the first place senpai
why is poirier so brown?
>>64601605
chrissy
Donald going up.
bantz already
>>64601637
BAYOU LIVING
>>64601582
pat barry is white though, he dodged the nigger genes
>>64601648
manlets
>>64601647
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/1/1/10699858/donald-cerrone-moves-up-to-welterweight-faces-tim-means-in-ufc
>>64601641
do you think they?
will the scale jew mess up his only job again, lads?
>>64601647
Maybe with some more weight he won't be so susceptible to body shots, he'll bet top ten in less than a year
>>64601647
Fucking hell
Like half the LW division have moved up now
>>64601670
>>64601647
Wasn't he already in welter weight? I'm confused.
>the state of women's strawweight
>>64601647
Good banger
>>64601647
Big news desu, hopefully he starts quicker now
>>64601690
At least they aren't build like Aisling Daly
>>64601662
No, he's black and one of those blacks that gets off on the idea of "stealing" white women. He looks at Rose as war booty. Rose gets off on it, too.
>>64601690
>maritime tattoos
Confirmed dyke
>>64601714
it seems you have it all worked out in your head
>>64601692
Feel like it could end up similar to Memes vs Brown. Early success for Means which is met by a devastating comeback from Cerrone.
>>64601739
Pretty clear going by how he responded to some dude trolling him on instagram about blacks being shit.
does anyone have a picture of conor mcgregor and his gf engage in any show of affection whatsoever? a peck on the cheek even?
did u guys know kyle noke competed on the ultimate fighter as a competitor?
>>64601672
absolutely, rogan is a munster
>>64601714
Then what is Benson? Do the black genes counter the Korean genes as well?
>>64601687
casual
>>64601647
fucking called it
>>64601756
That's what people do when their feelings get hurt
>>64601766
Did you know
Shut the fuck up
Anyone just pay attention to Rogan at the weigh ins?
MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY
GET JESUS IN YOUR LIFE
GET CHRIST IN YOUR HEART
CAUSE IT'S MICHAEL MAYDAY MCDONALD TIME
>Cyborg Crushes can in January
>Holm vacates title to fight Cyborg in May
>Taint vs. Zingano for title on same card
>Winners fight for title in November
>Ronda gets tune-up on same card
>Ronda vs. Holm in May 2017
Ronda would get a year of rest & retooling & another 6 months to prep for the real comeback fight. Cyborg gets in the mix & Holm stays active before the Ronda rematch.
>>64601773
Not all genes are the same senpai
>>64601790
Hah yes, also Arianny & Brittney's little glances and laughs
>this Q and A
>muh italian heritage
>muh lithuanian heritage despite talking like deshondra and married to a spic
lmao
>>64601793
>Holm vacates title to fight Cyborg in May
>>64601760
Please, everyone knows Dee is a fag hag and McGoobs is into "hoisting the mast" if you know what I mean.
who just so happen to be fapping during the weigh-ins by accident?
Tony Sims, who you may remember from this noice heem
AND STILL MY GIRL
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1450617529146.webm
>>64601835
not me, I masturbate to Vanessa on purpose
>>64601841
Literally turned the guy around
Who /Ortega/ here?
damn britney wanted to get fucked by ortega right there on the stage
>>64601843
RARE PIC
ALDO-esque IN HIS STARE JOE
Future GOAT right here
>>64601862
Here desu
Future GOAT right here
>>64601815
>muh italian heritage
>"I've got family all over the world"
>lists 4 American states
Is that his ribcage
>>64601842
>YOU DID IT BABY GIRL
>yfw your father will never be as proud of you
Right in the jimmies.
Albert "Heemstein" Tumenov
What kinda haircut you want pham?
![10005654_1005936442758735_1592658207_n-620x640[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RYvmzuQ.jpg "10005654 1005936442758735 1592658207 n-620x640[1]")
>>64601843
let me upgrade you
>that hair
>that stupid fucking hair
I hope that faggot gets heemd
You know fighters are struggling for cash when they're paid to shave the Taco Bell logo into their head
>>64601815
worst part was
>forget about fighting, just wrestle until you can't wrestle, then start fighting
American wrestlers should be banned from this sport
>>64601912
that was an awful haircut
>Stipe is only 3 years younger than Arlovski
Literally how
>>64601924
did rogan catch HIV from ronda?
AND NOW WE TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT THE TWO MEN INVOLVED IN THE MAIN EVENT
>>64601947
of the evening
>>64601932
I didnt even know he was a fireman until embedded
meme main event
someone needs to make this baby black
>>64601944
u wot
How did condit get a tittle shot before woodley again?
noiiiice hype vid
I'm actually pretty damn excited about this fight, hope it doesn't disappoint
Who /Ultralube/ here?
>>64602004
meme magic
is conduit a meme fighter
>>64602004
racism tbf
>169 lbs
based mike "bro" dolce
I like how ring girls are divided at the weigh ins, one side with the more natural ones, and the right side has the plastic section
>Robbie's lip opens up again except even worse, and the fight gets called off as a TKO (Injury) win for Condit
>>64602004
The White Man does it again, nothing new
>>64602009
>not Dude Wipes
Get on my wiping level.
Mike Dolce has a PhD in broscience
>>64602004
Does it matter? He's next in line.
>>64602055
i hate his smug face so much
>>64602033
>Carlos
>white
Robbie looks good, like the weight cut isn;t even hard
>>64601647
>running from conor
don't be scared homie
COME ON GUYS LET'S DO THIS
>>64602066
Most people in New Mexico look like him tbqh
>robbie couldn't even walk down the steps
bet the house on Condit
>>64601647
Le glass body man
>>64601641
lmao what the fuck is he doing
>yfw Robbie's kid looks just like his corner man
Is it me or did they go stupidly quiet for the main event
>>64602022
bimbo fetish here, brittney me up senpai
>>64602066
he looks like a spaniard, and we're white
you get a mexican with a white american, the inferior bloods cancel themselves out and you're left with the glorious Spanish genes
>tfw I don't want Dustin or Joe to lose tomorrow
>c'mon guys
>lets do this
lawler hype force
>>64602115
WHEN DOOSTIN'S HEAD CLATTERS OFF THE CANVAS
>>64602065
>Dana not going full WWE with a BJ vs Dolce fight
>not telling BJ to put on a good thirty pounds (ten more than BJ usually does)
>not having BJ go on Youtube saying "look what Dole-che did to me, I'm obese now because of him"
>not having BJ threaten Dolce (again) with chin deletion
>not having Dolce troll BJ with food on IG,Twitter and Facebook
>UFC Hawaii openweight fight
Fatman vs Diet Man. Would make millions.
>>64602123
JOIN THE TEAM NOW
How many bongs till the weigh ins guys?
>>64602126
DOOSTIN'S GOT A LIDL PEA HED YEH
>>64602144
-30 bongs
>>64602144
I hope you're trolling m8 they were just on
>>64602109
>glorious Spanish genes
>>64602096
Look at the Japs hair. Can you blame him. That Jap has a nice ass. So I don't.
>>64602088
BET THE HOUSE BEFORE THE BOOKIES ADJUST ALL IN ALL IN
>>64602137
Dolce vs CM Punk when? If he's so good he'll be able to make Welterweight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uvyy-WimGF0
hey quinton are you still there
>>64602175
STAPH
INFECTION
>>64602175
>people who bet/pick before the weigh ins
RIP
>>64602175
Pretty sure it takes more effort to do that than walk
>>64602163
30 bings actually
>>64602194
Hopefully soon. Or at least late spring. Now that Cathal is gone they need to make the Dolce fight.
>I offered CM Punk my services.I could turn that skinnyfat ass into a machine. But he said no. He made it personal.
>>64602088
>>64602175
Exactly what i was thinking. Robbie either has two broken legs or a double torn ACLs. It's over, put everything on Condit.
>>64602175
..or... maybe.. he just wanted to do that? He's walking fine just after.
>>64602282
THIS JUST IN HE'S PHYSICALLY FINE BUT MENTALLY COMPROMISED. IT'S ALDO VS MCGREGOR ALL OVER AGAIN BET THE MEMES ON CONDIT
Has anyone been more rekt than this kid?
>>64602282
I think Robbie bet on himself to win. When I put money on Robbie about two days ago the lines were even. He does this. Bookies are like "put the house on Condit". Robbie bets on himself manipulating the lines. Wins.
Andrei arlovski is a meme fighter
>got ktfo by Fedor
Prove me wrong
>>64602341
don't forget he lost to Schaub`
>>64602326
I think you're giving him too much credit. I think he just hopped down the stairs after a fairly intense staredown.
>>64602322
>blacked
>>64602322
"Hey kid, i bet i could take you down."
>>64602322
>Jon's hairline
should keep that shit short t b h
>>64602175
Remember when Aldo psyched Conor out at the weigh ins?
>>64602442
I remember like it was yesterday ;_;
Does anyone in the HW division have a chance at beating jones?
>>64602502
werdum would handle him
>>64602502
Fabricio "GOAT killer" Werdum does via upset submission
>>64602502
Singh "Heart" Jaideep
>>64602350
Almost lost to a kid on MTV too.
>>64602527
SD win or meme submission?
>>64601647
good move desu
>>64602175
Lawler legs confirmed gone
@joerogan 2m2 minutes ago
That was the most low energy, hung over crowd at the weigh ins ever
>>64602408
Oh hush that's fine. Next you'll shame kid for not being 6' yet.
Anybody that thinks the Fedor and Rena fights weren't fixed is an insane person.
>>64602602
Why fix fights, when you can let greatness shine?
>>64602602
If Fedor wasn't fighting a sub-continental can I might agree with you
>>64602586
based rogan is based
>>64602602
Did you watch either? I doubt it.
>>64602586
It was pretty dead desu
>>64602502
>Jackson fighter
>no chin HWs
It could result in a double DQ for inactivity
Does ufc.tv have prelims for pre 2013 PPVs?
>>64602115
Me neither, but i really feel like Dustin is gonna win this one.
>>64602248
the KNEES
>>64602282
THE KNEES
>Lawler 80% finishing rate
>Condit 93% finishing rate
MUH DIK
>>64602744
What's yah dik's finishing rate?
>>64602744
>Condit 0% finishing rate in UFC title fights
gulp
>>64602754
100% under 50 seconds
Why is Poirier such a total faggot?
>>64602809
gayyy lmao
Safe to assume Carlos can beat Robbie on the ground, right?
>>64602809
ayy lmao
>Via UFC 195 weigh in show, Donald Cerrone will make his UFC WW debut against Tim Means in the Main Event of UFC Fight Night Pittsburgh
sick fight!!!
tony ferguson vs nate diaz when?
>>64602322
This kid training with the goat camp at like 6 years old, future goat confirmed?
>>64602904
i honestly think that match is next in line right now, if ferguson wins he gets a title shot if nate wins he fights another top 5 then gets his shot
budget betting is real.
liked condit at +140 but is all the way down to -121
>>64602904
Almost any fight in the lightweight division is a good match-up
who else here was in good shape at some point in their life and has since let themselves go a bit?
dont get me wrong i could still heem every here.
but im not heeming as much pussy as i used to
/brag/ i was attractive, now not so much.
2016 is a new year for me heem.
thanks for listening heem, appreciate it.
>>64603021
we're all gonna make it brah
>>64603021
I know you're lying, because I KNOW you couldn't heem me on your best day
>>64602957
>Brandao
What are you doing?
>>64603059
thanks ameribro, i needed that. you've got a way with words
>>64603105
I love you like my bitch
Anyone know about what time the Poirier/Duffy fight will be on?
>>64603164
23 bongs
Will Dustin retire when his pea head clatters off the canvas tomorrow?
>>64603223
I have a feeling he will end the duffy meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEGD3HJVBRs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rnpe4U8AYc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wOxV1wAgqA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaxnCG4Voo8
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2251596-gsps-alien-story-corroborated-by-wsof-matchmaker-ali-abdel-aziz
What does /heem/ think of GSP's UFO stories? Was Georges molested by ayy lmaos?
>>64602957
>Trujillo is the underdog against Sims even without the prop
How?
>>64603332
Is GSP the product of alien enhancements?
>>64603332
>gsps-alien-story-corroborated-by-wsof-matchmaker-ali-abdel-aziz
I literally can't even get my head entirely around the sheer mindfuckery of the link itself.
>>64603332
He's confusing the top secret government production facility he was created in with an alien abduction. Is a common tactic in memory suppression.
/freemoney/
Parlay:
Duffy
Condit
Noke
If you're so eager to fight then why don't you?
>>64603488
>condit
>free money
inb4 le lawler didn't walk down the stairs meme
>>64601841
That glorious mullet tho
>>64603488
>Condit
Condit has won a total of two fights in the last four years. Are people actually throwing away money like this?
>>64603570
The stair walk is literally irrelevant to the whole thing. Condito is the new champ.
I saw some weird flying object, when waiting for a bus. There was this street that crossed the one I was waiting for the bus at, when suddenly, a little above the traffic lights level, I saw a weird black, mechanical-looking object flying in the direction of that other street. It was about the size of an eagle or a bit bigger, looked roughly V-shaped. It had many lights behind it, and they changed colors at the same time, much like thos xmas decoration things.
I know I wasn't crazy because 2 women at the bus stop were asking each other "did you see that!?, and from the height it was, and how that other street wasn't that far from the bus stop, it was easy for anyone waiting there to see it, even if we could only do it for few seconds since it got behind buildings and shit. Then I got into a bus and didn't really talk to the old woman and the other one who saw the weird flying thing.
>>64603488
Condit was losing to Woodley lol
>>64603658
you live in Varginha?
>>64602957
>larkin over Tumenov
>>64603678
no, Rio
I don't think it means ayylmaos because it was too small for it, but its design looked pretty bizarre and I never saw anything that looked like it, even if I just saw it for mere seconds.
>>64603726
Most ayy lmaos are just top secret government shit.
NEW EMBEDDED
http://youtu.be/yaPbna5TAA8
http://youtu.be/yaPbna5TAA8
http://youtu.be/yaPbna5TAA8
I'm watching Schaub vs Browne right now. Holy fuck Schaub sucks dick at fighting. I've only watched Schaub fight three times I think. When he fought Big Nog, which he lost. Arlovski which he lost. And the Browne fight. Was this motherfucker ever good? I get Schaubposting, having some fun. Honestly was he ever good?
>>64603771
Watch his fight against Gonzaga. He also won against arlovski.
>>64603771
He beat Arlovski, he got screwed in an early stoppage vs Browne. Big Nog was too early in his fighting career and he had to fly to Brazil where there is no athletic commission and Big Nog could take all the "acai berries" he wanted
>>64603771
hes a very athletic and powerful guy and he won a few good fights.
Hes also an entertaining guy to listen too on podcasts
>>64603760
Look at that porn addicts scrawny neck. Where are his traps? I could choke him out in ten seconds.
Wonderboy is the most underrated fighter in the UFC today
>>64603771
Are you watching it on fight pass? If so watch it with Travis' corner commentary on. Edmond loses his shit.
Lmao what's wrong with Robbie's biceps
>>64603828
I'm watching it on FS1.They're replaying Robbie vs Hendricks 2.
>>64603808
I know he has the podcast but I've never actually listened to it.
>>64603793
I'll watch it.
>>64603799
I don't know about early stoppage. Travis was on his back raining punches on him. Looked good to me. Also Travis was talking to him after.
>>64603697
>dat pic
http://zunox.hk/zxtv20.html for ufc 181 streaming
lets watch some fights heem
melendez vs pettis is up next
big brown just got meme'd on by travis browne
>>64603922
is that the one where jake shields wears two hats?
>>64603817
Matt Brown pushed his shit in real good. Hendricks will do the same
>>64603853
It's attached to a filipino :c
>>64603913
He deserves it
>>64604224
Because he's fat? Yeah, I guess you're right.
>Robbie the Blood Orc
Family man
Calm, measured, relaxed
Likes fishing
Adorable son
Attractive wife
JUST BLEED
>Carlos "Beans and rice" Condit
Messy house
Just cooks his kid steak all day
Meme mewvment
Boring point fighter
Kid got blacked by Jones
Is there any way Condit wins this? Lost at life, will lose the fight.
>men's 115
>>64604296
You really actually took the time to type that out.
Wow.
>>64603488
>duffy
lmao
>>64604296
>Lawler Super Buu
got heemed by nick diaz
gets enraged easily and gets caught
raising his wife's son
>Carlos"NBK" Condit
attractive wife
kid is going toe to toe with jon jones in the octagon
wurld class striking
veteran
The facts don't lie condit is easy money
>>64604372
Yes, the way threads like this work is that you type posts in order to communicate with other anons
I know you live in a shithole, but surely you know how the internet works?
>>64604456
Keep talking shit and I'll emigrate to Stockholm and rape your wife and you'll be forced to raise my son.
>>64604505
That doesn't work if you're white.
>>64604505
Looks like I triggered the yugo. Hope your emotional wellbeing doesn't break apart like your country did.
Oh wait, it already did.
>>64604544
You're right. Thats why you're stuck with the Yugo Mafia.
Have fun raising little Milorad.
>>64604400
>raising his wife's son
>see the kid is a ginger
>wife is blonde lady
>Robbie is half Flip
I think I'm rooting for Condit now.
>>64604530
Does it now? I thought Swedes welcome all who want to belligerently rape their women.
>It's the /pol/ swede
sorry you had to see this
who /ROWDY ROBBIE LAWLER/ here?
>>64604594
Oooooh, its that little twerp? Oh well that changes everything.
>>64604182
That was so long ago retard. If they fought again Wonderboy would kill him
>>64604678
>If they fought again Wonderboy would kill him
>>64604689
He would win if they fought again.
>>64604702
>He would win if they fought again.
who is matt brown fighting next?
rory?
Daily reminder all Europeans will be forced to live under Sharia Law by 2030
>>64604739
Tyron would make sense depending on how the fight tomorrow goes
>>64602115
>Don't want Doostin or Joe or Condito or Lawler to lose
I can come to terms with Arlovski or Stipe but breh this card is gonna suck
>>64604760
Doubt.
Is she off the steroids? Will she beat Joanna?
>>64604855
>nothing is ever wrong and nothing is ever right
>Brazil
>>64604855
she's getting heemed by the GOAT
>>64604689
>>64604712
He may be dumb but you're the cancer with your ironic shitposting.
>>64605009
>lesbian jake shields
lele
>>64605009
Rose without hair = shit tier
If she stayed qt she could have become the UFCs next big WMMA draw
>>64602004
It Woodley didn't actually fight his #1 contender fight.
>>64605045
she is growing it back she shaved it to make fun of paige
>>64605009
who is this saemen daemen?
>>64605009
She looked 103x better with a buzz cut than this bull dyke hair doo.
>>64605009
that dyke cut is shit. even the shaved head was better.
>>64605150
Do you have the pic of Rose on Paige's back with the brazzers logo photoshopped in?
is the Lawler fight on tonight?
that lawler vs condit commercial on fs1 just now is dope
>>64605296
Yup. main card started 30 bings ago.
>>64605296
Yeah you are missing it.
>>64605288
here you go m8
How will Cerrone do at welterweight?
>>64605045
Anyone got the webm of Rose choking out Angela Hill?
>>64602870
Condit can't take Robbie down lol
>>64604937
>disagrees with you
>is dumb
Ok.
I think everyone discounting Thompson have either not seen the Matt brown fight or not seen his fights since. He had plenty of bright spots in the Matt brown fight especially on the fight. His biggest issue was when brown got him to the ground and he had a slight advantage in the clinch. People thonk it was more one sided than it was because tho pain got cut by an elbow in the first so he looked a lot worse. Thompson has shown better scrambling, tdd, and pacing since that fight. I would pick Thompson to win if they fought again.
>>64605336
Rose's expression is just perfect, thanks m80
Would Stipe Miocic be the goat if he used steroids?
>>64605474
>I forgive myself
The Jon Jones, everyone
>>64605474
>forgiving myself for the moments in not proud of...
Uhhh yeah me too.
can someone make a meme of ronda with:
her smile and optimism
gone
>>64605474
>I forgive myself
That's big of you, Jon.
>>64605474
>I forgive myself
The punchile.
>>64605525
Would you say he's now Big Jon?
>>64605498
>>64605509
>>64605525
>>64605560
>not understanding absolution
Are you guys just morons or just memeing?
>>64605585
he's a big john
>>64605591
Thoroughbred morons, just like Jon.
Now please move along and leave us to it.
>mfw
>>64605474
Turbo nigga gonna kill someone.
>>64605474
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvvHcIKZdxo
>>64605474
>there are people that defend Jon Jones
>>64605591
Catholicism
Not even once
>>64605609
For you
which wmma fighter has the best bunda?
>>64605673
El Gato.
>>64601494
picks guy awake?
Lawler
AA
heemenov
ortega
sims
>>64605698
>no pic
>didn't tag him
>didn't even spell out the names
literally heem urself
WAAAAH
Jones crashed into a pregnant women's car
>>64605296
>>64605318
>>64605332
>people still think hendricks won that fight
looks worse for him every time i watch it
>>64605725
This.
In my opinion fuck that woman. Fuck her in half. She should be thrown in jail for disrupting Jones' coke binge.
I will enjoy Jones' fighting and bullshiterry a thousand times more than some knocked up bogan bushpig that thinks women should drive.
Jones should never should have vacated his title tbqph.
who having a /spicybangeronthetoilet/ here?
Make your predictions for UFC 200.
Headline:
>Rousey vs Holm II
Main Card:
>McGregor vs RDA
>Jon Jones vs DC
>GSP vs Anderson
>Dillashaw vs Faber
>>64605009
I always thought she looked like Shields
>>64605474
>tfw we're about to see the GOAT enter his true form
What a time to be alive.
>>64605880
>inb4 he comes back and get btfo
>>64605768
>Jones should never should have vacated his title tbqph.
I don't mind. I'm happy that DC got to be champ for a few seconds while Jones was away.
>>64605818
I think Mcgregor will push to fight in march then in july, so UFC 200 will be McGregor Frankie
>>64605909
I mean, I like DC and all, he seems like a nice guy, but even for him i wish he'd won that belt off of Jones.
Even Jones losing is better than Jones on the shelf because of some coke ffs.
>>64605894
This desu
>>64605936
it wasn't because of coke he got off the hook for that, it was a hit and run one a pregnant woman
>>64605880
i fully expect somebody's knee is going to bend the wrong way when jon returns
>>64605962
Well one kinda caused the other, don't you think? Being on a coke binge doesn't exactly make you a pro racer by any measure.
>>64606002
he's a family man, he has no business being anywhere near cocaine, let alone doing hit and runs, so stfu already
>>64606002
I believe in inoccent until proven guilty he could have dodged a dog or something
>>64605150
that cut is still shit
she looks like a cancer patient
>>64606030
This is not a matter for shitskin.
>>64606046
But he didn't and to be frank, we have too many pregnant women in this world and not enough light-heavyweight contenders. It only makes sense to jail the cunt and let Jones fight.
>>64605818
>WMMA over all those goat fights
lel
>>64606083
go suck some croat dick you minefield turk nigger
>>64601714
What is "Projecting", for $200, Alex.
why are there no links on first row, does anyone have a stream?
>>64606121
You shitskins sure are easily triggered.
>>64601989
Ronda has hiv
>>64606140
mate
>>64605818
>Anderson fighting 2x in 6 months
>>64606099
Are you being ironically stupid?
>>64605912
McGregor isn't fighting Frankie. He's fighting for the lightweight belt next. If you look at his Instagram he's ballooned up after the Aldo fight like he's never done before. Clearly he has increased his walking around weigh by at least 10lbs in order to compete at LW
>>64606152
you know what's easily triggered? The mine that your mother stepped on lol
>>64602025
I would cry
>>64606156
Can't blame him at this time of year
>>64605818
It is literally bad business to have Ronda and Mcgregor on the same card.
L I T E R A L L Y bad business.
>>64606136
> projecting
What would I be projecting?
>>64606200
I know you tosspot, he'll fight RDA in february-march and frankie in July
>>64606202
Really, thats it? Thats the best you can do?
That doesn't even deserve a come back.
>>64606214
You mexican shitskins sure are easily triggered. I wasn't aware that McGregor was fighting for the LW title in March. I guess you have some inside information you dont want to share
>>64606156
>>64606209
what's going on
>>64606228
your mom's leg aint gonna come back either lol
>>64606243
The fight is tomorrow night m8. Go to bed
>>64606242
I share the information inside my underwear with your mom m8
Also RDA and Conor are both fresh, and Conor likes to stay active so he'll probably push to fight before 200
>Demetrious Johnson will unironically set the record for most titles defenses in a row before the year ends and there's nothing we can do about it
>>64606252
I know. She was super bummed, but then I told her: "hey, at least you're white and your great grandmother wasn't fucked by traveling muslim traders in the south of Spain".
She was instantly relieved having realized that she isn't a shitskin.
But you would know anything about that.
>>64606308
He's not breaking it this year. I'm sure he'll do it eventually though.
>>64606316
>all those words
tldr lol
>>64606200
His greatest talent is weight-cutting.
He didn't "balloon up", ffs.
>>64606349
Yeah, I figured reading wasn't your strong suite.
>>64605768
Muslim detected.
>>64605150
woman that regrow hair after a shave go through some aweful phases as it grows out
>>64606349
tl;dr: you got rekt shitskin
>>64605880
GSP is coming back?
Conor
>vs Ferguson
>vs Barboza
>vs Khabib
Who wins?
>>64606316
Calm down there bud
Hey, this two shitskins, the serb and the gallego are a funny couple, aren't they?
>>64606389
whenever conor fights, we all win
conor bless
>>64606308
>Gsp would have been at 14 if he didn't get heemed by Serra
At least he robbed Hendricks lmao.
>>64606338
Just looked at his fights yeah I guess next year
>Ronda would have been 3 away too if she won
>>64606418
>the shitty of Argentina talking shit
>>64606465
>Mendez talking shit
>>64606479
i'm sorry i dont speak spanish
btw this is an english oriented board
>>64606504
It's ok Mendez, you don't have to lie here, no federals here waiting to deport you
>>64606479
is that you in the pic?
>>64606525
i dont think you quite have a full grasp on american history
we kill blacks here, and dont be mad that you're not white. maybe you'll be lucky in your next life
>>64606551
>>64606560
>the city of triggered spics
>>64606560
>we kill blacks here, and dont be mad that you're not white. maybe you'll be lucky in your next life
What are you talking about?
>>64606568
but i'm white and you're still a nigger
Can you fags end this little race war of yours? It's really cutting into my quality MMA discussion.
>>64606586
blacks are often shot by the police and barely tolerated by american society.
maybe in his next life he will be born white.
do you need me to explain anything else?
>>64606588
>>64606592
Aww, how cute, the mexican and the spaniard working together again, like it's supposed to be.
Heem is 95% shitposting since the Conor meme arrived, you can't buy an intelligent discussion here anymore.
>>64606316
rofl at spain btfo serbia
why you been so mad lately serbia? something happen at home?
heem is pretty comfy
we shitpost to kill time between fights
should we post some heems to get back on track?
>>64606631
>Conor having anything to do with it
>intelligence
>in /sp/
lad...
>>64606661
Conor's underageb& fans have everything to do with, "lad".
>>64606670
you are the worst part of heem
muh secret club
>>64606670
What about schaub posters then?
There are a few casuals here and there, but they are mostly here when the fights are going on, in between fights most lurkers are pretty comfy tbqh
Hope you enjoyed my blog post -ArgieBro
>>64606670
>/heem/ is a serious place for serious discussion
18 hours until goldie lads
>>64606759
YEE-ON-JAY-CHECK
>>64606790
ortega is gonna box him up
diaz style
do you guys think jon anik is a real fight fan?
>>64606819
ortega by sub desu, he is crazy high level bjj, it will be borg/hall/maia like
>>64606819
i think as soon as he gets done commentating he doesnt look at anything fight related at all until he commentates again
he acts like he's sick of it
>>64606858
i like that nick had enough respect for bj to not stockton slap him in the face
good sportsmanship
>>64606858
this
Time is up Robert. All those bangers you've been in the past few years have caught up, just like father time. It's the Carlos era now, it begins in around 24hours from now.
Goodbye Rob, rest in piss.
>>64606928
>>64606976
Join the team lads
>"people" who think DC is going to beat jones in their rematch
>>64607054
They do?
>>64606857
Gawd I hope so.
>>64606659
Gonna random pick 3 heems and post em (ls | shuf -n3). Hope they're good...
tfw still havent got my pics in yet
tfw waited til after the weigh ins like a real fight fan
>lawler via blood gods will
>stipe via better chin
>heemenov via elite striking mike
>ortega via stockton beatdown
>trujillo via heavy hands
>>64601551
>No mas
Kys
Is Dominick Cruz a meme fighter?
>>64607150
Feels like a shame not posting the long version too. I can still hear Rogan's moans ringing in my ears as he watched Okami drop and declared that this was the best comeback ever.
Who in Bellator can beat McGeary?
>>64607132
and hey, while we're at it, a bit more Palhares Abuse
>>64607163
>gave himself the nickname Baddest Man on the Planet (I think he did)
>is a fucking manlet
>not a tough or cool manlet like Igor,Hunt,Krazy Horse,GSP,Conor,Faber,Cruz,etc
>been knocked out like a scrub
>got knocked the fuck out zombie mode
>screamed like a bitch when opponent got a sub in
>protested it saying he was fine
>Baddest Man on the Planet
>>64607212
Phil Davis
JON JONES NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO
IM COMING FOR YOU MY BOY
>>64607214
god i love that finish
just vicious gnp bouncing his head off the canvas
do u have the jones elbow on vera? or thiago silva playing patty cake on vera's back as he rearranges his face?
>>64607212
Benson Henderson
>>64607243
man i hate early stoppages like that
give the fighter a chance to win, you know joe wanted to keep fighting there
Who the hell saw frankie gettign a first round KO in this fight?
>>64607220
Remember the backstage self-hype ritual he did?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjdtz9xPcEs
>>64607260
bullshit early stoppage
>>64601527
There are a lot of blacks in Milwaukee
>>64607260
frankie sure didnt
look at his face afterwards lol
>>64607220
Shamrock is the one who calls himself baddest man alive
Let's get closer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fCnOldPiu8
>>64607243
Damn it ref
>>64601714
You need to spend less time on /pol/. It's bad for your IQ.
>>64607330
Can't have MMA without at least a few neo-Nazis. Like that guy in Strikeforce which everyone got angry about. Had the tattoos and everything.
>>64607243
Thanks. I just dislike him so much.
>>64607212
>Leave Rampage (at Rizin) to me
>Leave Fedor to me
>Leave Liam to me
>have MVP move up and leave him to me
>leave the guy who had that mask on that helped Bonnar confront Tito to me
>leave Tito to me
>leave King Mo to me
>leave Royce and Ken to me
>leave Kimbo to me
>leave Lashley to me
desu familia I think Phil could beat them all
>>64607362
yeah they shoulda stole phil for that tournament
>>64607362
phil could beat them all, he has insane defense, main reason he is boring, against superior offenses he is only using his defense, but against shittier offence, ala lellator tier fighters, he looks like a god. If phil had more offensive tools he would have beat bader, and been on essentially the same run bader is on in the ufc.
>>64607212
>>64607232
>>64607362
>>64607381
>>64607386
2016 IS THE YEAR OF PHIL ""K-1"" "HANDS OF STEEL" "ONE BANGER AND YOU'RE A CANVAS CLANGER" DAAAAVIISSSS
>>64607330
> Pat Barry "jokes" about black men taking white women
You are aware of that, right? You don't need to speculate all that much.
>>64607386
He looked terrible in the Rumble fight. He has a chin. But had no striking at all. Which was very surprising,at least to me because he trained with Gus. Not saying Gus would teach him to box and shit but I thought he would've picked two or at least one thing up.
>>64607280
Really? I remember him being the Most Dangerous Man Alive, or on Earth. Some shit like that. Also his kektacular walkout when he was going to fight Kimbo.
>>64607457
I don't know if I dislike Pat or like him. He seems like a good guy. A bit corny sometimes. And cries all the time. But didn't he start dating Rose when she was 15 and he was 30?
>>64607404
>you are alive to witness the golden age of phil davis
what a time to be alive
>>64607260
Chad is shot
>>64601760
he slaps her arse about 1 min into this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAmMBOBXSQU
MYTH DEBUNKED
>>64607506
>dating Rose when
I think she was 17 o 18
Don't tell me you wouldn't
>>64607507
We are truly in a Golden Age of MMA, and I couldn't be happier to be alive to see it all unfold.
>>64607542
I agree with you unironically
>>64607528
>Tfw the exact moment I became a Magrega fan was at "SIXTY GEES BAYBAEEE"
Post heems
FOOK OFF?????
>>64607601
let's get closer
>>64607540
I never said I wouldn't. But because it isn't me it not only gives me the right to judge him (and her) choice of partner but also the right to talk shit about them. Especially his chin.
>>64607512
Conor broke Chad. Shows a lot about Conor's power.
>Aldo went five rounds with Chad (and one meme knee)
>Conor makes quick work of Chad
>knocked out Porier in seconds
>knocked out Aldo in 13 seconds
>ruined Siver
>spared Max Holloway
>>64607588
>you now remember this fight
>i remember winning $600
Mismatches like these are seriously free money, but they don't happen often.
>>64607641
that was so satisfying, Pendred had that coming for so long, so many terrible fights from that faggot. Then he gets absolutely rekt and retires like a bitch
Tell him I'm his daddy
Tell him I'm his daddy
Tell him to come sit on my lap
>>64607641
fucking based
>>64607641
Odds for Breese were horrible though yeh?
good night mousasi
>>64606641
omg I have wanted a webm of this forever
based aussie webm poster strikes again
heres a (you)
>>64607838
Did you save a thumbnail by accident, anon-kun?
I put a do or die parlay on Trujillo-Tumenov-Alrovski
I will win $3700 and upgrade my life
Cap this post
>yfw there will never be a better heem webm, ever.
>>64608098
Nice dude, that's like 37 years of Fight Pass. Better put the money all upfront to get an even 40 though
>>64608098
post proof
>>64608141
literally the GOAT webm, family.
>>64608098
You know Tony is going to heem Trujillo right? The other two are safe. You fucked up.
>>64608204
Sims is going to get cucked hard
>>64608141
i believe in germany, he can do it.
American here in NY, Whats the best place to bet? Will gubbmint take my money and jail me if I'm caught?
>>64608324
go to jersey.... it's easy
>>64608324
Just move to UK, then you can use any of their historic betting institutions, such as
>LADBETZ
>BETONLADS
>LAD 'N' BET
>BROKELADBET
>>64607614
>implying I'll let you get close
>>64607639
>ruined Siver
>implying Siver was ever not a meme gimmie fight
>>64608575
I heard Siver was 48 years old when he fought Conor McGregor
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/1/1/10698620/2016-world-mma-awards-nominees-announced
>International Fighter of the Year
>Ido Portal as coach of the year
>Ringcard Girl of the Year
>Brendan Schaub as personality of the year
>Reebok not nominated for best mma brand
what a farce
>>64608632
My ringcard girl of the year is "Unknown Russian Bimbo at EFN"
and promotion of the year is EFN on account of the fun pageantry and dances between fights
>>64608698
show her penis
>>64601352
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4k3zf-4QQr8
Is this why everyone hates Guida?
>>64608734
I like the idea of random arts between cards. why not get local bands to play between fights, or dancing, basically anything but comedy or magic.
>>64608757
Maynard didn't do shit either
>>64608632
Why the fuck does that nigger wear Bruce Lee gear when he doesn't know nor care for a lick of Lee's shit?
>>64601527
Rose is a nice lady and talks like an AMERICAN, something you wouldn't know anything about.
Since Cerrone's moving up to Welterweight: could he beat Lawler?
>>64608934
nah
>>64608938
BASED JJ with the mewvement
>>64605818
It's too far away to guess for me. Maybe in april i can make an educated guess, but I assume atleast two titles will get defended, so maybe conor and lawler?
>>64606276
I guess then holly will also fight in spring, along with about 200 other fighters that like to 'stay active.
>>64609083
Okay I'm gonna pencil you in for a mid-April update on your UFC 200 predictions. That sound alright?
>>64608757
>One uneventful fight
>you suck!
fight fans ladies and gentleman
>>64608757
>>64609199
Guida has been a stalling no-offence faggot for years. Literally only fun when someone is kicking the shit out of him.
>>64609199
I personally still hate conduit
>Alligator man has best guard
>UFC 194 was 10 years ago
>>64609277
I love Jacare
>>64609277
he doesn't, tall guy's have the best guard's stalky guys have best top game. jones might have the best guard.
>>64609446
Werdum objectively has the best guard. He literally has won a bunch of medals for BJJ in comps despite being an MMA fighter. People avoid even going to the ground with him constantly.
what's this pink drink? does he re-hydrate on cordial?
>>64609495
Aoki is up there too.
>>64608632
>Gym of the Year
>AKA
>Referee of the Year
>Herb Dean
>Best Promotion of the Year
>Bellator
>Personality of the Year
>Jon Anik
>>64609559
We should introduce some additional categories. How about
>injury of the year
>memekick of the year
>goldie line of the year
>JUST of the year
>>64609532
Dat nigga pulled rubber guard standing. When he's on the ground and not just getting his ass beat he's great to watch.
Pity he's such an absolute cunt.
>>64609750
Come on, Aoki hasn't done anything cunty in years
muricans, why does this exist?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TtcSBu4Lgc
>>64609679
>>"Khabib Nurmagomedov" injury of the year award
Carla Esparza after JJ
>>memekick of the year
Stephen Thompson vs Ellenberger
>>goldie line of the year
TAKES A LOTA ENGERY
>>JUST of the year
Team alpha male
>>64609816
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TtcSBu4Lgc
this was so cringe
n e w ?
e
w
?
>>64609900
NEW ORIGINAL THREAD
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