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rose talks like she's black
I NEED A MOMENT TO MYSELF
BANGING CARD CONFIRMED
>you never got the chance to watch Duran perform
just heem me lads
>>64601527
stfu
Joe's chubbed up again
wow Joe has a massive cock
>>64601528
SO WHY
PICK ONE (1)
Please someone tell me theyre webming Joe's ridiculous faces.
RIP tanaka
>>64601527
She's a coal burning wigger who puts on a fake accent.
DAILY REMINDER TO ALL MANLETS EYEING UP THE RING GIRLS
>>64601558
>>64601563
please stop
>>64601563
It's pretty big for a 135er. The red briefs accentuate it too. So tight and red Reebok shorts.
is that Joe's cock or his phone?
>>64601494
>Robbie lip
WAR BODY
>>64601569
>From headlining a card to fight pass prelims
Wew lad
How does Brittney Palmer still have a job?
She's atrocious and genuinely horrifying to look at
>>64601616
I don't know how she got a job in the first place senpai
why is poirier so brown?
>>64601605
chrissy
Donald going up.
bantz already
>>64601637
BAYOU LIVING
>>64601582
pat barry is white though, he dodged the nigger genes
>>64601648
manlets
>>64601647
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/1/1/10699858/donald-cerrone-moves-up-to-welterweight-faces-tim-means-in-ufc
>>64601641
do you think they?
will the scale jew mess up his only job again, lads?
>>64601647
Maybe with some more weight he won't be so susceptible to body shots, he'll bet top ten in less than a year
>>64601647
Fucking hell
Like half the LW division have moved up now
>>64601670
>>64601647
Wasn't he already in welter weight? I'm confused.
>the state of women's strawweight
>>64601647
Good banger
>>64601647
Big news desu, hopefully he starts quicker now
>>64601690
At least they aren't build like Aisling Daly
>>64601662
No, he's black and one of those blacks that gets off on the idea of "stealing" white women. He looks at Rose as war booty. Rose gets off on it, too.
>>64601690
>maritime tattoos
Confirmed dyke
>>64601714
it seems you have it all worked out in your head
>>64601692
Feel like it could end up similar to Memes vs Brown. Early success for Means which is met by a devastating comeback from Cerrone.
>>64601739
Pretty clear going by how he responded to some dude trolling him on instagram about blacks being shit.
does anyone have a picture of conor mcgregor and his gf engage in any show of affection whatsoever? a peck on the cheek even?
did u guys know kyle noke competed on the ultimate fighter as a competitor?
>>64601672
absolutely, rogan is a munster
>>64601714
Then what is Benson? Do the black genes counter the Korean genes as well?
>>64601687
casual
>>64601647
fucking called it
>>64601756
That's what people do when their feelings get hurt
>>64601766
Did you know
Shut the fuck up
Anyone just pay attention to Rogan at the weigh ins?
MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY
GET JESUS IN YOUR LIFE
GET CHRIST IN YOUR HEART
CAUSE IT'S MICHAEL MAYDAY MCDONALD TIME
>Cyborg Crushes can in January
>Holm vacates title to fight Cyborg in May
>Taint vs. Zingano for title on same card
>Winners fight for title in November
>Ronda gets tune-up on same card
>Ronda vs. Holm in May 2017
Ronda would get a year of rest & retooling & another 6 months to prep for the real comeback fight. Cyborg gets in the mix & Holm stays active before the Ronda rematch.
>>64601773
Not all genes are the same senpai
>>64601790
Hah yes, also Arianny & Brittney's little glances and laughs
>this Q and A
>muh italian heritage
>muh lithuanian heritage despite talking like deshondra and married to a spic
lmao
>>64601793
>Holm vacates title to fight Cyborg in May
>>64601760
Please, everyone knows Dee is a fag hag and McGoobs is into "hoisting the mast" if you know what I mean.
who just so happen to be fapping during the weigh-ins by accident?
Tony Sims, who you may remember from this noice heem
AND STILL MY GIRL
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1450617529146.webm
>>64601760
>>64601835
not me, I masturbate to Vanessa on purpose
>>64601841
Literally turned the guy around
Who /Ortega/ here?
damn britney wanted to get fucked by ortega right there on the stage
>>64601843
RARE PIC
ALDO-esque IN HIS STARE JOE
Future GOAT right here
>>64601862
Here desu
Future GOAT right here
>>64601815
>muh italian heritage
>"I've got family all over the world"
>lists 4 American states
Is that his ribcage
>>64601842
>YOU DID IT BABY GIRL
>yfw your father will never be as proud of you
Right in the jimmies.
Albert "Heemstein" Tumenov
What kinda haircut you want pham?
![10005654_1005936442758735_1592658207_n-620x640[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RYvmzuQ.jpg "10005654_1005936442758735_1592658207_n-620x640[1].jpg")
>>64601843
let me upgrade you
>that hair
>that stupid fucking hair
I hope that faggot gets heemd
You know fighters are struggling for cash when they're paid to shave the Taco Bell logo into their head
>>64601815
worst part was
>forget about fighting, just wrestle until you can't wrestle, then start fighting
American wrestlers should be banned from this sport
>>64601912
that was an awful haircut
>Stipe is only 3 years younger than Arlovski
Literally how
>>64601924
did rogan catch HIV from ronda?
AND NOW WE TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT THE TWO MEN INVOLVED IN THE MAIN EVENT
>>64601947
of the evening
>>64601932
I didnt even know he was a fireman until embedded
meme main event
someone needs to make this baby black
>>64601944
u wot
How did condit get a tittle shot before woodley again?
noiiiice hype vid
I'm actually pretty damn excited about this fight, hope it doesn't disappoint
Who /Ultralube/ here?
>>64602004
meme magic
is conduit a meme fighter
>>64602004
racism tbf
>169 lbs
based mike "bro" dolce
I like how ring girls are divided at the weigh ins, one side with the more natural ones, and the right side has the plastic section
>>64602009
>Robbie's lip opens up again except even worse, and the fight gets called off as a TKO (Injury) win for Condit
>>64602004
The White Man does it again, nothing new
>>64602009
>not Dude Wipes
Get on my wiping level.
Mike Dolce has a PhD in broscience
>>64602004
Does it matter? He's next in line.
>>64602055
i hate his smug face so much
>>64602033
>Carlos
>white
Robbie looks good, like the weight cut isn;t even hard
>>64601647
>running from conor
don't be scared homie
COME ON GUYS LET'S DO THIS
>>64602066
Most people in New Mexico look like him tbqh
>robbie couldn't even walk down the steps
bet the house on Condit
>>64601647
Le glass body man
>>64601641
lmao what the fuck is he doing
>yfw Robbie's kid looks just like his corner man
Is it me or did they go stupidly quiet for the main event
>>64602022
bimbo fetish here, brittney me up senpai
>>64602066
he looks like a spaniard, and we're white
you get a mexican with a white american, the inferior bloods cancel themselves out and you're left with the glorious Spanish genes
>tfw I don't want Dustin or Joe to lose tomorrow
>c'mon guys
>lets do this
lawler hype force
>>64602115
WHEN DOOSTIN'S HEAD CLATTERS OFF THE CANVAS
>>64602065
>Dana not going full WWE with a BJ vs Dolce fight
>not telling BJ to put on a good thirty pounds (ten more than BJ usually does)
>not having BJ go on Youtube saying "look what Dole-che did to me, I'm obese now because of him"
>not having BJ threaten Dolce (again) with chin deletion
>not having Dolce troll BJ with food on IG,Twitter and Facebook
>UFC Hawaii openweight fight
Fatman vs Diet Man. Would make millions.
>>64602123
JOIN THE TEAM NOW
How many bongs till the weigh ins guys?
>>64602126
DOOSTIN'S GOT A LIDL PEA HED YEH
>>64602144
-30 bongs
>>64602144
I hope you're trolling m8 they were just on
>>64602109
>glorious Spanish genes
>>64602096
Look at the Japs hair. Can you blame him. That Jap has a nice ass. So I don't.
>>64602088
BET THE HOUSE BEFORE THE BOOKIES ADJUST ALL IN ALL IN
>>64602137
Dolce vs CM Punk when? If he's so good he'll be able to make Welterweight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uvyy-WimGF0
hey quinton are you still there
>>64602175
STAPH
INFECTION
>>64602175
>people who bet/pick before the weigh ins
RIP
>>64602175
Pretty sure it takes more effort to do that than walk
>>64602163
30 bings actually
>>64602194
Hopefully soon. Or at least late spring. Now that Cathal is gone they need to make the Dolce fight.
>I offered CM Punk my services.I could turn that skinnyfat ass into a machine. But he said no. He made it personal.
>>64602088
>>64602175
Exactly what i was thinking. Robbie either has two broken legs or a double torn ACLs. It's over, put everything on Condit.
>>64602175
..or... maybe.. he just wanted to do that? He's walking fine just after.
>>64602282
THIS JUST IN HE'S PHYSICALLY FINE BUT MENTALLY COMPROMISED. IT'S ALDO VS MCGREGOR ALL OVER AGAIN BET THE MEMES ON CONDIT
Has anyone been more rekt than this kid?
>>64602282
I think Robbie bet on himself to win. When I put money on Robbie about two days ago the lines were even. He does this. Bookies are like "put the house on Condit". Robbie bets on himself manipulating the lines. Wins.
Andrei arlovski is a meme fighter
>got ktfo by Fedor
Prove me wrong
>>64602341
don't forget he lost to Schaub`
>>64602326
I think you're giving him too much credit. I think he just hopped down the stairs after a fairly intense staredown.
>>64602322
>blacked
>>64602322
"Hey kid, i bet i could take you down."
>>64602322
>Jon's hairline
should keep that shit short t b h
>>64602175
Remember when Aldo psyched Conor out at the weigh ins?
>>64602442
I remember like it was yesterday ;_;
Does anyone in the HW division have a chance at beating jones?
>>64602502
werdum would handle him
>>64602502
Fabricio "GOAT killer" Werdum does via upset submission
>>64602502
Singh "Heart" Jaideep
>>64602350
Almost lost to a kid on MTV too.
>>64602527
SD win or meme submission?
>>64601647
good move desu
>>64602175
Lawler legs confirmed gone
@joerogan 2m2 minutes ago
That was the most low energy, hung over crowd at the weigh ins ever
>>64602408
Oh hush that's fine. Next you'll shame kid for not being 6' yet.
Anybody that thinks the Fedor and Rena fights weren't fixed is an insane person.
>>64602602
Why fix fights, when you can let greatness shine?
>>64602602
If Fedor wasn't fighting a sub-continental can I might agree with you
>>64602586
based rogan is based
>>64602602
Did you watch either? I doubt it.
>>64602586
It was pretty dead desu
>>64602502
>Jackson fighter
>no chin HWs
It could result in a double DQ for inactivity
Does ufc.tv have prelims for pre 2013 PPVs?
>>64602115
Me neither, but i really feel like Dustin is gonna win this one.
>>64602248
the KNEES
>>64602282
THE KNEES
>Lawler 80% finishing rate
>Condit 93% finishing rate
MUH DIK
>>64602744
What's yah dik's finishing rate?
>>64602744
>Condit 0% finishing rate in UFC title fights
gulp
>>64602754
100% under 50 seconds
Why is Poirier such a total faggot?
>>64602809
gayyy lmao
Safe to assume Carlos can beat Robbie on the ground, right?
>>64602809
ayy lmao
>Via UFC 195 weigh in show, Donald Cerrone will make his UFC WW debut against Tim Means in the Main Event of UFC Fight Night Pittsburgh
sick fight!!!
tony ferguson vs nate diaz when?
>>64602322
This kid training with the goat camp at like 6 years old, future goat confirmed?
>>64602904
i honestly think that match is next in line right now, if ferguson wins he gets a title shot if nate wins he fights another top 5 then gets his shot
budget betting is real.
liked condit at +140 but is all the way down to -121
>>64602904
Almost any fight in the lightweight division is a good match-up
who else here was in good shape at some point in their life and has since let themselves go a bit?
dont get me wrong i could still heem every here.
but im not heeming as much pussy as i used to
/brag/ i was attractive, now not so much.
2016 is a new year for me heem.
thanks for listening heem, appreciate it.
>>64603021
we're all gonna make it brah
>>64603021
I know you're lying, because I KNOW you couldn't heem me on your best day
>>64602957
>Brandao
What are you doing?
>>64603059
thanks ameribro, i needed that. you've got a way with words
>>64603105
I love you like my bitch
Anyone know about what time the Poirier/Duffy fight will be on?
>>64603164
23 bongs
Will Dustin retire when his pea head clatters off the canvas tomorrow?
>>64603223
I have a feeling he will end the duffy meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEGD3HJVBRs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rnpe4U8AYc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wOxV1wAgqA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaxnCG4Voo8
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2251596-gsps-alien-story-corroborated-by-wsof-matchmaker-ali-abdel-aziz
What does /heem/ think of GSP's UFO stories? Was Georges molested by ayy lmaos?
>>64602957
>Trujillo is the underdog against Sims even without the prop
How?
>>64603332
Is GSP the product of alien enhancements?
>>64603332
>gsps-alien-story-corroborated-by-wsof-matchmaker-ali-abdel-aziz
I literally can't even get my head entirely around the sheer mindfuckery of the link itself.
>>64603332
He's confusing the top secret government production facility he was created in with an alien abduction. Is a common tactic in memory suppression.
/freemoney/
Parlay:
Duffy
Condit
Noke
If you're so eager to fight then why don't you?
>>64603488
>condit
>free money
inb4 le lawler didn't walk down the stairs meme
>>64601841
That glorious mullet tho
>>64603488
>Condit
Condit has won a total of two fights in the last four years. Are people actually throwing away money like this?
>>64603570
The stair walk is literally irrelevant to the whole thing. Condito is the new champ.
I saw some weird flying object, when waiting for a bus. There was this street that crossed the one I was waiting for the bus at, when suddenly, a little above the traffic lights level, I saw a weird black, mechanical-looking object flying in the direction of that other street. It was about the size of an eagle or a bit bigger, looked roughly V-shaped. It had many lights behind it, and they changed colors at the same time, much like thos xmas decoration things.
I know I wasn't crazy because 2 women at the bus stop were asking each other "did you see that!?, and from the height it was, and how that other street wasn't that far from the bus stop, it was easy for anyone waiting there to see it, even if we could only do it for few seconds since it got behind buildings and shit. Then I got into a bus and didn't really talk to the old woman and the other one who saw the weird flying thing.
>>64603488
Condit was losing to Woodley lol
>>64603658
you live in Varginha?
>>64602957
>larkin over Tumenov
>>64603678
no, Rio
I don't think it means ayylmaos because it was too small for it, but its design looked pretty bizarre and I never saw anything that looked like it, even if I just saw it for mere seconds.
>>64603726
Most ayy lmaos are just top secret government shit.
NEW EMBEDDED
http://youtu.be/yaPbna5TAA8
http://youtu.be/yaPbna5TAA8
http://youtu.be/yaPbna5TAA8
I'm watching Schaub vs Browne right now. Holy fuck Schaub sucks dick at fighting. I've only watched Schaub fight three times I think. When he fought Big Nog, which he lost. Arlovski which he lost. And the Browne fight. Was this motherfucker ever good? I get Schaubposting, having some fun. Honestly was he ever good?
>>64603771
Watch his fight against Gonzaga. He also won against arlovski.
>>64603771
He beat Arlovski, he got screwed in an early stoppage vs Browne. Big Nog was too early in his fighting career and he had to fly to Brazil where there is no athletic commission and Big Nog could take all the "acai berries" he wanted
>>64603771
hes a very athletic and powerful guy and he won a few good fights.
Hes also an entertaining guy to listen too on podcasts
>>64603760
Look at that porn addicts scrawny neck. Where are his traps? I could choke him out in ten seconds.
Wonderboy is the most underrated fighter in the UFC today
>>64603771
Are you watching it on fight pass? If so watch it with Travis' corner commentary on. Edmond loses his shit.
Lmao what's wrong with Robbie's biceps
>>64603828
I'm watching it on FS1.They're replaying Robbie vs Hendricks 2.
>>64603808
I know he has the podcast but I've never actually listened to it.
>>64603793
I'll watch it.
>>64603799
I don't know about early stoppage. Travis was on his back raining punches on him. Looked good to me. Also Travis was talking to him after.
>>64603697
>dat pic
http://zunox.hk/zxtv20.html for ufc 181 streaming
lets watch some fights heem
melendez vs pettis is up next
big brown just got meme'd on by travis browne
>>64603922
is that the one where jake shields wears two hats?
>>64603817
Matt Brown pushed his shit in real good. Hendricks will do the same
>>64603853
It's attached to a filipino :c
>>64603913
He deserves it
>>64604224
Because he's fat? Yeah, I guess you're right.
>Robbie the Blood Orc
Family man
Calm, measured, relaxed
Likes fishing
Adorable son
Attractive wife
JUST BLEED
>Carlos "Beans and rice" Condit
Messy house
Just cooks his kid steak all day
Meme mewvment
Boring point fighter
Kid got blacked by Jones
Is there any way Condit wins this? Lost at life, will lose the fight.
>>64602870
Yes
>men's 115
>>64604296
You really actually took the time to type that out.
Wow.
>>64603488
>duffy
lmao
>>64604296
>Lawler Super Buu
got heemed by nick diaz
gets enraged easily and gets caught
raising his wife's son
>Carlos"NBK" Condit
attractive wife
kid is going toe to toe with jon jones in the octagon
wurld class striking
veteran
The facts don't lie condit is easy money
>>64604372
Yes, the way threads like this work is that you type posts in order to communicate with other anons
I know you live in a shithole, but surely you know how the internet works?
>>64604456
>>64604456
Keep talking shit and I'll emigrate to Stockholm and rape your wife and you'll be forced to raise my son.
>>64604505
That doesn't work if you're white.
>>64604505
Looks like I triggered the yugo. Hope your emotional wellbeing doesn't break apart like your country did.
Oh wait, it already did.
>>64604544
You're right. Thats why you're stuck with the Yugo Mafia.
Have fun raising little Milorad.
>>64604400
>raising his wife's son
>see the kid is a ginger
>wife is blonde lady
>Robbie is half Flip
I think I'm rooting for Condit now.
>>64604530
Does it now? I thought Swedes welcome all who want to belligerently rape their women.
>It's the /pol/ swede
sorry you had to see this
who /ROWDY ROBBIE LAWLER/ here?
>>64604594
Oooooh, its that little twerp? Oh well that changes everything.
>>64604182
That was so long ago retard. If they fought again Wonderboy would kill him
>>64604678
>If they fought again Wonderboy would kill him
>>64604689
He would win if they fought again.
>>64604702
>He would win if they fought again.
>>64604678
