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2nd for GSP
>Claudia isn't on steroids and she'll beat Joanna for the 2nd time
>>64609900
that fat sack of shit wasn't too horrible, he had decent enough bjj. in 6 fights he might actually do MMA. unlike akebono
>tfw card tonight
>>64610003
>Joanna is clean because le trustworthy white gal would never ever cheat
7th for Lawler walked down stairs funny he will lose to le natural born runner
>tfw my internet is probably too shit to watch the card
at least I have heemspeak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpoFzUxbHU4
S P I C Y B A N G E R
>>64610109
bigdash is a weird prospect, now champ. certainly got put through the ringer on this one
>>64610109
FOTY desu senpai
what are the best heem memes of 2015?
>>64610184
Why Are Americans So Short
>>64610184
ok seriously can the next thread just be /mma/? this shit is seriously autistic. everytime i wanna find this thread i cringe as type out HEEM. its gives us zero credibility. if a new user wants to find an mma thread they damn sure arent gonna search HEEM. other boards probably laugh at us for christs sake
>>64610208
this one always gets somebody
Chieck Kongo has awful form lads
DEBATE ME
>>64610208
>gives us zero credibility
m8
>>64610237
I'll make you tap to my credibility you punk weight bitch
>>64610208
i agree 100%, we have become a laughing stock on reddit and bloody elbow, please someone change the name before sherdog joins in
http://youtu.be/y-pLiue8kno
Nother spicy banger possibly 2 spicy possibly expired only 4 hxc viewers
mfw I could heem every here
>>64610184
I bet your favorite fighter is Conor
>>64610109
my goodness
>>64610344
second one shouldve been aldo, third one shouldve been urijah
>>64610184
Adrian Broner taking Malinaggis side piece
>>64610433
>2013
>>64610433
>2015
>>64610433
>2015
>>64610462
>>64610463
>>64610475
what's this meme
Damn
What a promo
>>64610624
Forgot linl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27k8SflIiYM
You new remember when Badr Hari entered the ring at DREAM 8 and shat all over MMA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wl1BsxC4Ed8
Has any fighter ever fallen off more than Shogun?
>>64610633
Nice. I like both guys so it's hard to pick but I think Robbie's power will make the difference
>>64610633
>jewriel smellwani in charge of wwe-ifying the ufc
>>64610775
Roger Huerta fights in that shitty promotion Ben askren hides in and still gets his ass beat
At one point he was the "face" of the ufc kek
>>64610775
Dan Henderson, maybe. He should've quit after KOing Fedor in Strikeforce, that would've been the perfect end to his career. Or maybe even after Shogun, that was a good scrap.
Minotauro Noguiera's another name that comes to mind. His biggest win in the UFC is what... Randy Couture?
>>64610979
When Hendo got off the TRT he instantly looked his age. I miss TRT. It let legends be legends...
>>64610859
WWE-ifying it would be manufacturing some fake animosity between the two, that video was just a really weak metaphor
>>64610951
to be fair Huerta fought 5 times for the UFC in 2007 and went 5-0
>>64611009
Yeah it was super flat. Maybe if they slowed it down a bit and replaced Ariel's voicing with soundbites over time and let the scenes paint the meteoric resurgence of Lawler moreso than Ariel being all "Robbie has woken up you guise and these two boys are CRAZY, wew!"
>>64611009
I didn't think it was so weak, and I h8 helwhiney
>>64611068
"he was asleep, but now he's woken up"
come on son, a 12 year old could have come up with that.
>>64610700
>caring what some moroccon nigger has to say
Why don't we see this technique more often?
>>64611235
It's just too powerful
He almost damn near killed the man
>>64611432
Damm he ded
>>64611235
It makes me think if you were a strong grappler why not pretend to be hurt and drop to the ground and let the fool comes into your guard?
I'm sure it could work
>>64611432
who dat who died
>>64611551
Alejandro Pérez
>>64611460
Noguiera did that to Tim Sylvia, he pulled guard after eating a jab and ended up sweeping & subbing Sylvia with a guillotine.
sup bitches
>>64611692
Fedor I love you man but Jaideep had no business being in there with you, it was a can crushing bout and everybody knows it
Check this out, motherfucker. I pulled up to a stoplight the other day, and some fucking 40-year-old lady, some soccer mom, sticks her head out the window and says, ‘I hope GSP beats your ass.’ We’re in fucking Lodi, bitch. I’m like, Are you serious?…I’m living in a fuckin’ small town full of people who hate me over here
Schaub?
>found the GOAT /heem/ from my high school days
>>64611765
>>64611743
I put in the work and it finally paid off, I'd like to thank jesus for this one.
>>64611766
filthy american
>>64611743
>>64611765
Delete this
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/1/2/10699682/ronda-rousey-conor-mcgregor-ufc-2015-ppv-buys-news-mma
>>64611921
How many buys did 194 do?
>>64611692
Based WCW champ Fedor
>>64610775
none of shogun's losses were really that bad until the Chael fight, at that point it was clear the wheels had fallen off
he went to a decision with a rising Gustafsson, which actually is impressive given his age and wear level
Who cares about 195 when Dana white Looking for a fight episode 2 comes out tomorrow?
>>64612009
welp bed time for me
see yall in 9 hours /heem/
Rizin cards feature interesting matchmaking that provide a mix of freakshow fights, legitimate tournament fights, storyline/grudge matches and super fights making them a varied and refreshing alternative to the typical American-centric card with a bunch of one-off fights that squarely revolve around highly subjective rankings created by questionable "authorities" of the sport.
>>64612050
dont let the bed bogans bite
>>64612071
is this your first japanese mma card?
>>64612050
Good night sleep tight.
>>64611743
>>64611765
SWEDEN YES
>>64612107
Live, yeah.
>>64611717
>le I want the 40 year old coming off a 3 year fight spell that's already GOAT tier who earns more money outside the UFC to fight all the LEGIT HW contenders outside the UFC
kek la'
Fedor's just getting some dollars and retiring. He could easily make a UFC run, get near the top, lose to Stipe, Cain, WerDOOM or reem for shit or he could beat up cans for actual $$$. At least he's helping establish some meme organization that embodies the word freakshow.
>>64610208
it keeps the redditors from joining our secret club. heem yourself my man
I wonder how much copypasta the german has saved
>>64612547
surely one man can't save ALL the memes...right?
RIGHT?
>>64612327
Come on. I'm not saying he needs to fight Overeem, especially not Japanese Testing Overeem, just maybe somebody with more than 2 MMA fights.
>>64612647
I'm sure he will. Fedor vs. Mo would be a very good fight.
Hey Fite Fans™,
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Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I started training when I was 4. By the time I was 9 I was on the cover of Sport Karate Magazine. By the time I was 13 my parents had to buy a storage container in order to house my medals and trophies. I placed 5th in state in high school wrestling after 2 months of practice. What sports do you play, other than "discussing who the GOAT is"? I have black belts in Taekwondo and Kajukenbo, and a purple belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. I also get straight A's at Texas A&M, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just train in a gi. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: it's me and my bitch
>>64611183
If Ronda would have done that Rogan and Dana wouldn't stop talking about it.
>>64612327
>>64612647
>>64612731
rizin should get econoreem hop him on some test so he becomes ubereem again and then let him fight fedor
that fight would make a shit load of $$$$$$ guaranteed
>Beautiful champ
>All she wants to do is catch you with that left hook
>>64612858
I think the UFC has a six-month(?) matching period, that would slow things down a lot.
Is Paige Vanzant on a downward spiral with alcohol abuse?
>>64609946
The next RIZIN card was announced for April and another one for August of this year.
>>64613020
Fedor Emanletenko
>>64613042
He's taller than Tyson though
>>64612731
I think Fedor would take it easy judging by the way he's not mindlessly swinging rights anymore and actually tightened his striking and grappling so it's a shallow form of it's self and not just all round shit like it was since the Brett Rodgers fight (no diagonal leg kick, no straights that feed into Sambo, no hook off the jab, no body work with the upper cuts just wild hooks). Old, slow Fedor who's only in recent years gotten anywhere close to where he was in his prime still beats most heavyweights in the world (because the division is literally garbage. I think Fedor pretty much beats anyone not in the UFC's upper echelon unless some roided to the gills beast one shots him in Rizin.
>>64613085
Yeah, Fedor doesn't match up well for Mo, someone who's faster, hits very hard, and is probably stronger in the clinch. But Mo is still more or less a Top 10 fighter, better than most Top 10 LHW's and HW's in the UFC, at least. It's just very hard to get good fights for any heavier fighter outside the UFC.
>>64613076
>>64613042
In truth, he is incredibly short for a HW. I'm 6 feet and I stood taller than him.
>>64613132
I know, look at Fedor vs Werdum for some insane difference. I always thought that worked in Fedor's favour though, he was always great at using his low centre of gravity.
>>64613158
It's what made his clinch game so GOAT 2bh
>>64613158
I think so too, especially because he uses hip tosses so well. But more than his height, the fact that he never even tried to cut weight confuses me. He could have easily went down to MW.
FIGHT ME RIGHT NOW
>>64613172
>thinking being short is an advantage in clinching
ayy lmao
>>64613190
Pride MW, maybe, I don't think he could go to UFC MW. He's well over 100 kilos. Still, at this point in his career I assume he's not even going to bother.
>>64613265
If your hips are lower, you have an innate advantage. This is just a fact.
>>64613265
>being retarded
>>64613265
Sweden is correct. You literally don't train in a credible MMA gym if you say otherwise.
>>64613267
If Rumble, who cuts weight for LHW could drop down to WW, then Fedor could have gone down to MW.
>>64613310
Good point. Rumble is notorious for missing weight though, didn't exactly work out well for him in the long run. At that point you're just drawing yourself out way too much to be effective. There's a difference between "could" and "should".
>Having your hips lower than your center of gravity in the clinch is bad
>>64610236
I had a dream that Kongo was announced to fight CM Punk in July.
What does it mean?
>>64613349
confirmed for never having trained
i have 14 years of training you literally probably never even wrestled in high school let alone trained mma you don't know any of the variables involved
>>64613349
>tfw realize I'm talking to people who have never trained
>>64613347
>There's a difference between "could" and "should"
Yeah, thats true. Rumble is a natural HW who cuts to LHW, I don't know how effective he would have been at MW, but I honestly think that Fedor would more easily adapt to MW that Rumble. Fedor carries around a lot of fat.
Post your walk out music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmc21V-zBq0
>>64613349
being shorter when clinching is def a disadvantage
being shorter when shooting a double leg is def an advantage
cud u imagine Rockhold vs Rumble
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/1/2/10700804/video-ken-shamrock-without-a-doubt-conor-mcgregor-is-1-pound-for-pound
Where were you when Condor soared to the top of P4P?
>>64613471
Would bet the house on Rumble.
>>64613461
>we will never get Shredded 185er Fedor
>>64613405
>blue belt in bjj
I'm tall though so you guys are probably right
>>64613481
okay, now consider the following; Rumble vs Romero. now that would be a tricky one to predict
Who else here is hype for Blood God Lawler's next sacrifice?
>>64613477
Ken knows the game better than anyone
>McGregor is sellin y'all wolf tickets, and you're eating it right up.
If Nick said this, you know he would be right.
Have you gotten your RDA tshirt yet?
>>64613559
Not really since McGOAT heems mother fuckers
>>64613490
jdimsa tbqphwyf
>>64613510
Oh, shit. Rumble might get DC'd. But Romero has such shit defense Rumble might just blitz him effectively. I think I'd still bet on Rumble tho, but it would be harder to pick than a broken nose.
>>64613560
That's me in the pic
>>64613559
The thing is, McGregor hasn't been selling wolf tickets so far.
>Said he'd KO Chad within two rounds
>Said he'd KO Aldo within 2 minutes
>Said he'd KO Poirier in the first round
>Said Dillashaw would leave TAM
All tings have been predicted so far.
I'm sure his visions will some day fail us but man, so far the tickets sold have not been of the Canis Lupus variety.
>>64613559
Look at that chin lads, that man was born to fight
>>64613618
>Let's not include Siver
>>64613657
Did he make predictions for Siver? If he did, I didn't know about them.
>>64613657
I SAID 2 MINUTES BUT I MUST HAVE MEANT 2 ROUNDS
>>64613657
>said he'd ko him in two minutes
>I-I meant 2 minutes
Problem friend?
>>64613517
I'm hype but also slightly worried
You never know how the fight will play out
>Conor McGregor will never be allowed fight TJ Dillashit and John Dodson in the same night
Why even live?
>>64613678
kinda hard to predict that siver would run away the whole fight lol. i'm pretty sure conor didn't even break a sweat in that fight.
>>64613579
>>64613618
A wolf ticket is a fight promoted with a fake beef. McGoober should go to mandrama.
Fighters you know have taken steroids? I'll start: Holly Holm. Robbie Lawler.
>>64613750
no it's not.... GSP said he was going to "put the worst beating we ever saw"" on nick diaz but then he went out there and rubbed his dick on his back like always...
>>64613464
https://youtu.be/2MHhLDCJ57E
where is predictionloser?
>>64613802
Who cares? I already submitted my picks.
>>64613822
>Implying that means anything when it comes to that alcoholic
>>64613781
Then why was Nick calling him out on it before the fight even happened?
>>64610979
>implying Hendo shouldn't have gotten DQ'ed for that "KO"
>implying Herb Meme wasn't working for Dana
>>64613677
He said he'd knock him out in the first round.
>>64613765
Conor McGregor
>>64613882
obviously because he knew he wasn't going to get his ass beat lmao. is england logic really this bad?
Event: UFC Fight Night 82: "Cowboy vs. Means"
Date: Sun., Feb. 21, 2016, on FOX Sports 1
Location: Consol Energy Center in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
UFC Fight Night 82 Main Event:
170 lbs.: Donald Cerrone vs. Tim Means
UFC Fight Night 82 Undercard/Prelims (FOX Sports 1, Fight Pass):
135 lbs.: Cody Garbrandt vs. John Lineker
135 lbs.: Sarah Moras vs. Lauren Murphy
185 lbs.: Derek Brunson vs. Roan Carneiro
185 lbs.: Joe Riggs vs. Chris Camozzi
170 lbs.: Brandon Thatch vs. Siyar Bahadurzada
265 lbs.: Anthony Hamilton vs. Shamir Abdurakhimov
155 lbs.: James Krause vs. Shane Campbell
170 lbs.: Alex Garcia vs. Sean Strickland
185 lbs.: Trevor Smith vs. Leonardo Augusto Guimaraes
170 lbs.: Bryan Barberena vs. Jonavin Webb
This is going to be the first real comfy card of the year I bet.
>>64613464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKKxPtP6XjQ
what are the chances that megan olivi would beat rose namajunas in a street fight?
Does the Artificially Unborn Lifegiver stand a chance against 5th round Bobby Lawyer?
>>64613936
>PVZ reject boyfriend vs Lineker
Tank u dayna
>>64613936
>Cody Garbrandt vs. John Lineker
Cody going SLEEPY
Someone give me a good fight on Fight Pass please
>>64613936
wot taym m8
First You Eff See card of 2016
How comfy do you plan on being?
>>64614009
Gary goodridge vs Jerry bohlnder
>tfw UFC once again is gonna fuck up your sleeping-pattern
>>64613961
Does Megan train?
>it's a Joe Rogan talks about Brazilian jiu-jitsu like it is special forces training episode
>>64613921
Because it was about GSP trying to go back on his shit talk "it was out of context" "it was from an interview over 2 years ago". I remember it well.
>>64613591
I could see Rumble getting lulled into a slow pace by Romero, then getting tumbled and crumbled by the pious Cuban
>>64614079
>not being a real fight fan
>>64614022
9/10
This card has slowly crept up. Even with all the regular embedded and stuff, it just feels like this card was an end of the year gift to fight fans that would sell itself based on the lineup.
>>64614048
Kek
>standing on a man
Was DC vs Gus a good fight cause I never got to watch it
>>64614165
Gus vs DC is very god after the first 4 minutes
>>64614022
I plan on putting myself in terrible discomfort to mimic what it must be like to be in the octagon against Robbie Lawler. It's what any true fight fan would do.
>>64614165
ask sweden he'll give you an objective anaylsis
>>64614009
watch some chuck verse randy
>>64614094
no. you are wrong and a buttertooth. GSP's whole angle on selling the fight was that "diaz deserves the worst beating of my career"
>>64614187
>>64614224
Perfect
>>64614228
I actually watched that fight last night.. I pretty much just watched every title fight until Jones vs Shogun
>>64614224
my boy gus din lose nuffin
>>64614022
Have to meet up with some people tonight. Also my last chance to hook up with a qt indian grill. Hope I get home in time for the Duffy fight.
>>64614224
>Sweden has a valid opinion that is disregarded because of his flag. When watching the fight live I thought Gus won 2,3,4. On rewatching it I've thought DC won 1,4,5 though, but it still not an outrageous opinion to think Gus won the fourth as he actually outstruck DC then.
>>64614265
He tried to act like he never said it. Thats what Nick was calling him out on.
title-run comeback when?
>DC took down Gus in round 1
>Gus took down Jon in round 1
>Jon took down DC in round 1
>>64613995
>>64613975
Lineker has the power to do it, but I'm not sure he is going to be able to connect on garbrant a lot. Cody has been distancing himself from alpha fail (training at Jackson/wink a lot) and he is a lot longer than Lineker. Lineker is only going to win if he is able to b8 Cody into a brawl with him, but Cody has said he is aware of avoiding that. Granted, Cody is also a hothead (as seen by "the push") so hopefully he loses his cool in the fight and gets heemd.
>>64614364
Who are you quoting?
>>64614492
>Jon challenged DC to take him down 5 times
>He couldn't do it
>>64614488
literally who
>>64614514
My own deleted post that had some typos, didn't mean to '>' when fixing it
>>64613936
Means is going to kill Cerrone
>>64614534
the most technical striker in the history of the WW-division
>>64614575
Man, that would be pretty shit for Cerrone
So Cerrone only has to cut to 170 now and he could get an IV exemption if he wasn't too lazy to fill out the paperwork. He needs to get in the gym with Jonny Bones and bulk up. He has the frame to compete with the guys at welterweight.
>>64614605
Yeah, sucks for him, but Means is really good and hits really hard.
>>64614488
Condit retired him desu
>>64614575
ELITE MUAY THAI STRIKING
>>64611743
>>64611765
Bisping is the perfect matchup for Silva.
Bisping has serious trouble with southpaws, and now he's going to face one of the best, and that injury in his right will just increase the chances for him to duck into another left kick.
>>64614586
lmao thats why he got outstriked by alves and condit right
danish fighers are bums
>>64614886
I wouldn't say he strugles but Silva looks weird fighting against more patient fighters that don't go for big knockout shots, it might be another Diaz Silva
>>64614364
How did you have Gus winning R3?
>>64614886
yeah i don't know why he insists on still fighting... that eye is history. he eats a headkick in almost every fight now... i love bisping but he's dead meat. the only thing he has going for him i he's 18-0 or something in the UK. don't ask me how that helps in a fight but confidence is one of the main attributes you need to fight anderson.
nick diaz showed that anderson is mentally weak and he can only open up with his devastating strikes if his opponent is timid/nervous
lids im super hyped for tonight, wtf am i supposed to do for like 7 hours
>>64614990
The knee+strike Gus landed were the most significant strikes of that round and the fight. DC won the first few minutes of the third, but not in such a dominant way that Gus wasn't able to steal it at the end.
>>64615054
http://youtu.be/551RTlF41wk
>>64614990
slightly more strikes from Cormier with a knockdown from Gus, which pretty much made sure he did more damage, combined with the points from a knockdown and the pretty even striking, the debatable round is round 4
>>64615054
heem yourself for 7 hours
>>64615149
Don't think I have any good fights left to watch other than maby some pride fights but those are a bitch to find
>>64615104
>>64615155
I have it 2-2 right now.. I didn't pay that close attention to R1 but they were all saying 1-1
>>64615054
yes
>>64613371
well, /Heem/ dreams have proven to be pretty accurate so this is certainly an interesting revelation.
>>64615155
>it's another sweden arguing that alex should have won a fight episode
>>64613936
>Sarah Moras vs. Lauren Murphy
wow it's a literal dog fight
>>64615231
I wish Alex would leave that god awful gym
>>64614271
fucking watch 146, the whole main card is heavyweights. every fight ends in a finish
>>64615287
is it true that andreas michael banged makwans gf
>there are people that want to see conduit become champ
>>64615287
This. Gus training with Wink/Jackson would be LHW champ.
>>64615334
Yes.
>>64615334
Yes, what anyone finds attractive about that fucking goblin is beyond me
>>64615334
pretty much
>>64615338
It's either
>Condit becomes champ
>Condit retires
I don't really want either
>>64615338
>there are people that want to see the better fighter become the champ
Fixed that for you.
I had DC 1/3/5
4 was close as fuck and 5 Cormier was more active
>>64615338
>that pic
>>64615338
I think he will win. Smart striker with better reach.
>>64615436
lets bang bro
>>64615365
>>64615370
>>64615373
welp I would leave the country too if that happend to me
>>64615500
Makwan doesnt need that shit anyway, now he will go to a better gym with better coaches and training partners
>>64615430
How come you gave DC round 3? imo that the most obvious round, maby i value knockdowns too much.
>>64615540
>makwan + mewment
I'm up for that shit
>>64615552
I just rewatched it again
>5-4:45 - Gus
>DC wins the next minute with 2 right hands and clinch work
Stagnant
>DC lands 5 uppercuts
>DC landing now
>Gus drops DC and lands hard for 10-15 seconds
Stagnant
>Round ends
I still have DC desu
>>64615783
I DC'd your mum last night lad
>>64615783
If someone scores a knockdown the /justbleed/ in me gives them the round automatically.
>>64614913
Meanwhile one of your greatest strikers got outstruck but Bob fucking Sapp - TWICE.
lmao 2bh
>>64615783
Can't say I agree with that, I think Gus had some good connections in those "stagnant" mins that broke DC's dominace enough, and I don't think you can value the uppercuts too much, but I see your point
>>64616024
While watching Akebono vs Sapp on RIZIN this is the only thing that I could think back on.
God dammit Hoost...
>>64615231
>culturally_enriched.webm
o i am laffin
>>64616127
recently arrived homosexual
>>64616024
meanwhile your greatest fighters got outstruck by ...
wait how many fighters does denmark have again
Lawler vs Condit will be so bittersweet. Two nice guys who leave it all in the cage, and someone has to lose.
>>64616231
"no"
>>64616283
>"no"
'No'
Welcome, friend.
>>64616301
>arguing about quotation marks on a Vietnamese fishing forum
wow, some """"""""sport""""""""" you got there
>>64616240
Dalby hype
>>64616281
i feel you bruh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CUzUdLOJR4
>>64616367
No need to be upset about being new, friend. Everybody was at some point.
>>64616281
Story of this card
>>64616281
I'll enjoy seeing you people turning on Condit when he gives Lawler the old tap and lap
>>64616281
easy decision IMO. robbie lawler and his camp are well-known juiceheads. easy pick between condit and robbie if you keep that in mind.
>>64616401
>Weidman wanted Jones
>>64616404
What did you just say to me you little worm? You're mincemeat, kiddo. Better sign your last will and testament cuz you're dead.
>>64616477
Meme on, brother.
>>64616500
Don't tell me what to do.
>>64616438
>tap and lap
quality laffin
>>64616523
Save that rebellious spirit for when mommy tell you to go to bed before the maincard starts.
>>64616240
None that got outstruck by Bob Sapp
>>64616649
feeble attempt at an insult. i pity you tbqh
listening to heavy hands before the card while playing dark souls, best way desu
>>64616729
>f-feeble insult
Lol what a bitch. I can't even imagine somebody stuttering that to my face. You just got rekt kid. Put in some more work at the gym if you want to talk big around /heem/ again.
>>64616799
kys
All UFC draws are maymays lads, just face it.
>Brock
Wwe meme
>Anderson Silva
Muh kicks hue
>GSP
Cuck french faggot meme
>Rhonda
Muh beats jobbers
>Mcgoober
Real life shitposter meme with meme hair and meme beard
>soon to be Holly
Christian grill meme
>jon jones
Le black guy who beats cucks meme
who /EMBRACE THE GRIND/ here?
Was the Q&A yesterday any good? Any parts worth watching?
>>64616821
>malnourished weakling insults a buff patrician over the internet
I'm not even angry.
>>64616899
If you care about rose or Chiesa you could watch it, it's short and fairly entertaining. The audience was surprisingly sober so not very memetastic though
>>64616899
no
only thing of note was the lesbian jake shields comment
Arlovski and Condit
Both Greg Jackson guys.
Odds both lose?
Quick, copy and paste your entire /heem/ copypasta notepad file
I saw Joe Rogan at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"
I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
------
In 1999 during the filming for 'Fear Factor' Joe Rogan was surfing with MMA stars when a small child was dragged under the waves and began to struggle to stay above surface. When Dana White and others rushed to help, Rogan held out an arm in front of them, stopping them, and was reported saying by Ariel Helwani,"The waves have claimed her, let her fight for her own life". And proceeded to watch her struggle until her body disappeared beneath the waves, lifeless. He was later spotted outside the child's house, making drowning gestures and thanking the family for their child's sacrifice to the great ocean.
>>64616990
Brandao and Noke also trading at Jackson & wink
>>64616380
Till kind of took the wind out of Dalby's hype sails a bit. Great fight, but Dalby got a lucky break in Till's body betraying him. WW has quite a few of those super sharp lanky fighters doesn't it? Condit, Brown, Means, Till... then there's Magny who is the anti-sharp striker
>>64616990
100%
>>64616990
Pretty good.
For the love of God someone make this a webm.
http://imgur.com/PRdsdwJ
>>64616891
I completely agree with you tbqhwy
>>64617088
Lame ending. I was hoping for
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aeH4vB37l0
>>64617088
>That Anderson mewvment
He has truly ascended
He'll be champ again before the year is over
>>64617088
>black people can dance meme
How does Stipe vs. Arlovski go?
>>64617088
>>64617140
>Becomes Champ
>Weidman takes it from him
>>64617167
Shit nigga that was quick
https://www.instagram.com/p/BAA_HHriMm4/
>>64609900
the baruto fight was actually bretty gud
not like that fat faggot crybabby who fought Bob Sapp
>>64617165
>TRAVIS IS SOO WOBLY HE CAN BARELY STAND UP
>>64617167
Based Canada
I'm glad it's John McCarthy's reffing the main event tonight.
>>64617215
>not knowing based akebono
Pleb af
>>64613707
Dodson will/would heem both of them.
>>64617289
Hearing that he's the ref of any big fight is just a massive relief desu
With Dean it's the opposite
Gabi Garcia
>>64617193
I saved it straight from the imgur link to webm in 3 clicks..
>>64617355
All those muscles....just for show
>>64617374
teach me senpai
>>64617333
There was a time when Herb Dean was very good. Something seems to have gotten in his head the past couple years though where he simply cannot get in tune with the fighters in the octagon.
>>64617355
she is actually kind of cute. unlike cyborg.
>>64617390
And snu snu.
What does it mean?
>>64617302
>im turning my head away from the person im fighting and now his right hooks are hitting me in the back of the head
>refs plz halp
>>64617551
Spiderman vs CM Punk UFC 200
So bored
How do i avoid perma heeming myself before the card begins
>>64617886
blazeit420
>>64617886
play HuniePop
>>64617922
saving my weed for the main card tho
i'm watching sports tho unc vs georgia tech college bball
>>64617973
>tfw just pick up a half oz. this morning
>tfw got a ps4 for christmas
>tfw binging bloodborne every chance i get
Who did Robin Black pick tonight?
What time are the early prelims starting? Usually OP has details of the card
>>64618169
23:30 for you
is joe rogan a fedora type of person?
>>64617588
I can't wait
>this isn't CM Punk talking to Spiderman this is Phil Brooks talking to Peter Parker
>UFC commercial
>OH HE ROCKED HIM! (footage of Spiderman fighting Green Goblin)
>TAKES A LOT OF ENERGY TO BE A ROCKSTAR (Punk getting a tattoo)
>CM Punk trains at a world class place with Duke Rofous. He's taken a year. Everyday, wrestling, conditioning and striking with the best in the world like Pettis and Askren
>showing footage of Brock vs Punk
>CM Punk took Brock Lesnar to the limit. Keep in mind Brock had 80 lbs on him it was still competitive.
>Punk is not only tough mentally but tough in the body. He's gone through tables. Fallen off ladders. Never knocked out. He doesn't have an iron chin. He has an iron body. CM Punk is a munster
>and it's unpredictable because Cathal Pendred will be the guest ref and has heat with Punk
>>64618169
The same time they always start casual
In the streets of West Linn Oregon...
What do you guys think about Michael Page? Is he a meme fighter that's gonna get dismantled once he faces a UFC opponent or does he actually have champion level potential?
>>64618256
>>>asp
>>64618318
If you wrap your legs around someone's head for ten seconds they don't call you a champion. They call you something else.
>>64618169
We are 5 bongs and 52 bings from fightpass prelims.
Do you think Robbie Lawler could survive a stone cold stunner from The Texas Rattlesnake himself?
>>64618345
Lets be honest here, Chaels banter is far superior to conors.
>>64618282
Don't casual me I just have a shit memory
>>64618411
chaels banter is literally GOAT, never cursed, just clever bantz
Even when chael isnt insulting someone he is entertaining as fuck, I wish he would fight wanderlei
>>64618337
Hard to tell completely until he faces real competition. You can already see his meme moves are used more sparingly when he faces tougher competition. He obviously has precise and impressive striking, but it seems silly to me to act arrogant when you're fighting lellator cans.
>>64618256
I'm curious how Rogan will actually break down Punk's fight.
"CM Punk has immense wrestling"
>>64618392
Right, so I should aim to wake up at around 23:30?
Thanks mate
>>64618337
hes top 15 tier
>>64618502
it starts at 23:30 you goof why dont you trust me
>>64617088
>>64617167
someone put a floating /heem/ behind him
>>64617310
who are you and what are you doing in my /heem/
>>6461852
>why don't you trust me
probabaly because you're a retarded shitposter who literally has not contributed a single positive thing to /heem/ ever.
>>64618521
I'm sorry lad, here's a (You) for compensation. Reason was is that I said "Early prelims" but meant the "Fightpass prelims" so thought maybe it started earlier
>>64618569
I contributed my dick in ur mexishit mum m8
What time are the fights tonight lads?
Prelims at 8 and main card at 10?
>>64618637
Another quality post bud
>>64618666
Fightpass prelims start at 6:30
They are worth watching even if you're a goof who usually skips them. Duffy vs Poirer is the "fightpass mainevent"
>>64618668
I would kill you and I would kill you fast
>>64618717
I would love to but I won't be home. Which is why I'd like to know when the televised prelims start.
I want to try and catch them either while I'm out
This is gold
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbx3pXMTEyQ
>>64613936
>Cerrone vs. Means
wat
>>64618802
Cowboy moved to welterweight, now he is fighting Means
>>64618802
Cowboy is moving up, it broke around the time of the weigh ins yesterday
>>64618770
Your other times are accurate (fs1 prelims start at 8est)). FS1 always has a lot of filler time so you can use it to catch up on whatever fights you miss.
>>64618802
Tim means is moving down to lightweight because he wanted to be a literal skeleton
Cowboy will get toyed around with at 170
He's really not that good. He got gifted a victory against Bendo leading up to title shot. Nate Diaz humiliated him.
>>64618802
Cerrone is following Benson as usual
>>64618802
Cerrone has no future at lightweight. He has pretty much beaten everybody below him in the ranking and lost to everybody above him. Now we can get to see Bendo vs Cerrone IV: Welterweight edition. It's the fight the fans have begging for
>>64618845
>>64618857
Seems like a weird decision for Cerrone. Means could sleepy him easily. Guess anything for another quick paycheck.
>>64618927
>Bendo vs Cerrone IV: Welterweight edition
You mean Bendo vs Cerrone NO IV edition
:^)
>>64618991
Take a well earned (you), my friend c/;^{D
>>64618775
lmao that guy is such a goof
Strike, press, evade, strike.
Movement, lads.
Good breakdown
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/1/1/10697074/ufc-195-robbie-lawler-carlos-condit-macdonald-mma-technique-fight-ko-gif-judo-chop-alves
Do you think Lawler will be the same as he was before the Mcdonalds fight?
>>64619146
>movement
Whats that? I only know Mewvment
Condit new champ confirmed
>>64619146
strike evade strike press
I will be like a ghost in dere
he'll tink I'm there but i wont be, he'll tink i'm not there and I will be yeh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chmTapSF52c
>mfw watching that
>Mike is sat next to qt 2012 Ronda
Jealous
>>64619236
FUCK I NEED A QT POLISH GIRLFRIEND
>>64619399
Good goyim
What are some pyrrhic victories in MMA?
>>64618717
since I am still having difficulties with timezones, can you tell how many hours and minutes appr. until Duffy vs Porier?
>>64619525
Lawler-MacDonald might be.
>>64619533
~6 bongs to Duffy vs Poirier
>>64619525
Cain vs JDS 2/3
>>64619569
>>64619533
As in 5 bongs and 11 bings to the first prelim fight
6 bongs to Duffy vs poirer
>>64619533
5 hours and 10 minutes
>>64619525
JDS vs Miocic for sure
>tfw girlfriends son has banned me from drinking
Sucks lads
>>64619774
take him to see Star Wars, that's what I did with my wife's son
>>64610433
Fuck off nigger
this fat fuck
>>64616891
look mom i posted it again
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/12/31/10691138/ufc-news-interview-irish-residents-reject-brutal-and-violent-conor-mcgregor-croke-park
wew
>>64620044
negro please
>>64620037
>The Irish love fighting
>>64620037
What a fucking goof
>>64611460
>who is Werdum
There we go
>>64620037
Who cares?
MSG is the only venue that actually matters to Dana.
>>64620044
cracker please
Who wants a pint lads?
>>64617355
>http://imgur.com/PRdsdwJ
Blatantly Shopped to hide vienna sausage test clit.
>>64620037
I was under the impression that the Irish weren't blatant homosexuals.
Condit is going to fight today like he fought Diaz.
Decision incoming fellas, nothing to see tonight.
>look up West Linn, Oregon on streetview
>wonder where chael p. sonnen lives
>realise that he lives in literal heaven
>tfw I'll never live there or anywhere near
why live
>tfw 6 hours until UFC
>tfw just going to sleep until it's time
>tfw already slept 20 out of the last 24 hours
>>64620413
Fat fuck
>>64620275
>who is oscar wild, the most famous irishman of all time
>>64620037
they're right too
who would want to listen to thousands of drunk scumbags spinning around in circles singing "you'll neverr beat the Irish" until all hours?
>>64620413
>sleeping 20 hours
literally how, I can barely make it 8.
>>64620454
>tfw near catatonic depression
>>64620498
hes counting laying in bed as sleeping too
>>64620518
You know what you must do
Perma heem yourself
>>64619525
GSP VS Hendricks
>>64620498
This antidepression medication lets me sleep as much as I want
Why would somebody make a picture like this?
PREDICTIONBRO WHERE ARE YOU
Condit
Miocic
Tumenov
Ortega
Trullo
>>64620606
Sounds like it is working
>>64620629
How else are you supposed to have shits and giggles?
theres fights today? im casual before you ask
>>64620748
figure it out casual
>>64620642
i need my picks added as awell
tfw waited til after the weigh ins like a real fight fan
>lawler via blood gods will
>stipe via better chin
>heemenov via elite striking mike
>ortega via stockton beatdown
>trujillo via heavy hands
Depression Guy's picks
Lawler
Miocic
Larkin
Ortega
Trujillo
>>64620775
yea i just googled mr gingivitis
>>64620665
Sure is, I used to only sleep 9 hours a day
>>64620806
add a picture senpai
>>64620777
me too!
>Condit
>Stipe
>Tumenov
>Brandao
>Trujillo
Depression Guy's picks with pic
Lawler
Miocic
Larkin
Ortega
Trujillo
>>64620818
Rude.
>>64620748
Yes, great night of fights.
Fightpass prelims start at 6:30 est
FS1 starts at 8 est
Maincard starts at 10 est
Tons of spicy bangers throughout the card.
Condit
Arlovski
Tumenov
Ortega
Trujillo
I just put a do or die parlay on Trujillo-Tumenov-Arlovski
I'm going to win $3700 and upgrade my life.
Cap this post.
>>64618466
Chael sounds like he practiced all his lines in the mirror though, at least Mcgruber sounds like he's doing it on the fly.
>>64621079
>Trujillo
>Arlovski
>>64621079
tfw u didnt bet the house on mcgregor and change ur bum loife
>>64621079
>Arlovski
Oh, boy.
>it's a people counting out arlovski episode
I hate reruns tbqh
>>64621079
Cap your fucking bet.
>>64621083
they both very clearly rehearse their lines. you even see it in embedded, giving the hard sell to hairdressers and shit
>>64621216
>Lost against Schaub
>Placing picks when predictionbro isn't even in the thread
>Will later complain their picks weren't added.
>>64621216
Mir was robbed.
hey pussy, are you still here?
>>64621172
I did though. McGregor won me a new car. Subaru BRZ nigga
>>64621103
Sims will get cucked by Trujillo, and Stipe is overrated as fuck.
He get heemed by Struve
>>64621172
>was so close to betting 3k on a Holly KO but I pussied out
who /allnighter/ here
>people actually think Condit has a chance
>>64621448
We doin' dis breh
>>64621448
>sleep schedule all fucked up
>Wake up at 2PM yesterday
>Still up
>If I fall asleep I will 100% miss tonight
>>64619525
post that pic in one more thread and you will spend the rest of your life in a coma
>>64619958
>fat as fuck
>failed athlete
>brain damage
>faggy hair
>impregnated a gold digger
Just fuck schaubs shit up
>>64621506
>>64621448
here we go
>>64621485
Condit will drop him with a right hand in rd 3, im capping this so i can laugh at you later
who /will elminate chad mini mendes/ here?
tfw I could heem every here
>>64621707
i dont think condit has ever dropped anyone with a right hand
we all know condit has pillowfists
>>64621733
>that landing strip
Wew lad, this is a sfw board desu
>>64621733
you wish mamadou
>>64621741
condit ko'd hardy and has a 90% finish rate, diaz hits soft too and he knocked lawler out
>>64621754
wtf kind of flag is that.
>barely stayed up for ricin card
>Yuros experience a ricin card every time they wanna watch UFC
Lol
>>64621823
bahrain apparently
>>64621823
On one its an american flag and the other is the flag of Bahrain.
>>64621826
Thats why the yuros are tough as coffin nails fite fans.
>>64621848
>>64621855
why? i know his manager is in isis but afaik hes not from bahrain
>wake up need to take a piss
>my throat is dry and itchy
>hungry as fuck
>try to go to sleep
>toss and turn for 30 minutes and wake up with a headache still tired
fuuuuck
these fights better be good lads
>>64621910
eat a banana, drink a glass of milk and go back to sleep
>>64621881
The crown prince of Bahrain is his sugar daddy.
>tfw I will win $200 today off of based Tumenov
>tfw a qt russian is coming over to get creampied and bringing mushroom piroshki
Today I am thankful for Russia.
>>64621936
nah even if I eat and drink something I cant go back to bed. I was always like that. Making some croissants now with a cup of tea
you guys are getting slow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diTi88kHc1k
>>64622028
Thanks, watching this then headed to sleep
>>64611460
>I'm so rocked right now
every Werdum fight
>>64611432
>I wonder if these Reebok uniforms are tax deductible
>>64619958
>"bebe caught me sleepin ;') lol"
>>64622028
danke
Dan Severn or Don Frye?
>>64613781
OH YOU MEAN THE PART WHERE NICK WAS COMPLETELY BLOODIED UP???????
FUCK OFF.
You GSP hate mongers are the worst.
>>64622028
>you guys are getting slow
We're on the Dolce Diet. Shut up.
>>64622255
thats rude man
how do i become the heeminator, lads?
>>64622325
don frye. if u pick severn ur a hipster faggot who probably never even watched him fight.
1/2
>>64622325
Dan Severn.......Severn.....
>>64611460
Big Nog used to do that with varying degrees of success.
For instance, he tried that shit with Fedor and ended up concussed.
2/2
Guys I have a shitload of OC bunda but I cant post until the gamethread
>>64622455
Would be perfect if the picture on the desk was Evan Tanner
>>64620037
>http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/12/31/10691138/ufc-news-interview-irish-residents-reject-brutal-and-violent-conor-mcgregor-croke-park
Croke Park Residents Alliance
Target Group: Residents Association
Contact: Patrick Gates
Address: c/0 24 St James Avenue, Off Clonliffe Road, Dublin 3
Tel: 086 1263086
Email: [email protected]
>>64622478
Spoon, breh. Spoon.
>>64622478
Please wait, I have to go to the gym and get my test levels up
>>64622478
What do you mean OC?
Will Robbie use wrestling tonight?
Or will he fight like he did against Manhoef
>>64622028
>Dustin saying he wants the McGregor rematch
>mfw he just ducked him in ireland
>>64622595
I started SS 3 months ago
>>64613265
Tell that to Gustafsson.
>>64622639
no reason to wrestle
conduit eats a lot of shots early
>>64622684
but nazi germany collapsed almost a century ago
>>64622827
that punch doesn't even look like it hit
>>64622831
what a shame
>>64622851
clipped the top of his head
>tfw just done my 30 minutes of cardio and 30 weight routine for the day
2 days in a row lads, time to stop being a fat fuck and get beach ready for this year
>>64622851
Watch it again from this angle, the camera work on the first webm is sorta shotty
>>64622876
>endurance and strength at the same time
not sure what your exact goals are but that is suboptimal to get good at either one of them
>>64622988
just lifting 3 times a week so i don't end up skinny fat
>>64623031
that wasn't a KO. change your filename NOW
>doing weight training
no wonder you guys are stuck in the mud
Detailed amribro OP you got one on deck or what.
I hate coming into the thread late casue there are posts I'd like to reply to but I know I'll end up posting after the new thread has been linked and everyone has left in a mad rush to be the first time post schaub.
Can 2016 be the year /heem/ abandons shaubposting?
>>64623077
I made it early 4u
>>64623099
>>64623099
>>64623099
>>64622957
still surprised that KOed him
i guess it's just that it was mark hunt throwing the punch
>>64623041
>30 minutes
>3 times a week
have you thought about trying?
>>64623120
Lol, it got deleted and I got a warning
>>64623146
>what is maintaining and not gaining
Are you just stupid or something
>>64623041
>30min
>3 times a week
lmao lad my sessions take at least 2 hours
>>64623146
if brits were still capable of trying their country wouldnt be the sorry mess it is. britain died with churchill.
>>64623171
The mod that did that deserves to die.
>>64623171
>>64623222
I got yo um8
>>64613265
Lol Cormier fucked your boy up with it.
New thread
>>64623263
>>64623263
>>64623263
When does Conor fight?
>>64615338
Other than this and weidman/rockhold, i can't remember a time I actually couldn't be happier with who won a fight.
Either way the WW champ will be an awesome fight after tonight.
>>64620629
Maybe because he knows faggots like you will not only notice it, but save a copy of it so you can talk about it later?
Faggot.
I, once heem'd a girl
or should I say
she once heem'd me
>>64615021
>diaz showed that anderson is weak
yeah and anderson cried after every fight right? nigga literally came back from a broken leg its normal that he was so emotional
>>64617165
I love watching travis get heem'd
>>64614631
it's easy to cerrone to stay thin, he has absorbtion issues from lacking guts, literally
>>64617165
Arlovski stuffs the takedowns and forces a standup game until he kos Stipe.... Wait no there's too much on the line so it'll get drawn out into a split decision or UD for The Pitbull.
