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MAIN CARD (Pay-per-view, 10 p.m. ET)
Champ Robbie Lawler (170) vs. Carlos Condit (169) – for welterweight title
Andrei Arlovski (246.5) vs. Stipe Miocic (241.5)
Lorenz Larkin (171) vs. Albert Tumenov (171)
Diego Brandao (146) vs. Brian Ortega (145.5)
Tony Sims (156) vs. Abel Trujillo (156)
PRELIMINARY CARD (FOX Sports 1, 8 p.m. ET)
Masanori Kanehara (135) vs. Michael McDonald (136)
Alex Morono (170) vs. Kyle Noke (170.5)
Nina Ansaroff (116) vs. Justine Kish (116)
Drew Dober (155.5) vs. Scott Holtzman (155.5)
PRELIMINARY CARD (UFC Fight Pass, 6:30 p.m. ET)
Joseph Duffy (155) vs. Dustin Poirier (155.5)
Joe Soto (135.5) vs. Michinori Tanaka (135.5)
Edgar Garcia (170) vs. Sheldon Westcott
>195 Embedded
Episode 1: http://youtu.be/6h5qsu3sP-Y
Episode 2: https://youtu.be/vfpPmeUEyk0
Episode 3: https://youtu.be/molgWartXyk
Episode 4: https://youtu.be/qXVy1J69fxQ
Episode 5: https://youtu.be/diTi88kHc1k
195 Countdown: Lawler vs Condit: https://youtu.be/F-49IYabcCg
195 Countdown: Arlovski vs Miocic: https://youtu.be/dZHaH2KWX8U
195 extended preview: https://youtu.be/EzKaI8i3b4Y
>Conference calls
Lawler vs Condit: https://youtu.be/aKI97a3d2Rk
Bisping vs Silva: https://youtu.be/kCuTY5pu7Xo
Legal Free Fights
>Arlovski vs Bigfoot
https://youtu.be/M6SQud1iYXE
>Lawler vs Koscheck
https://youtu.be/keICcOxl93k
>Condit vs Kim
http://youtu.be/Q-C2a-KOfJA
>Miocic vs Hunt
https://youtu.be/MKaZDsH84uA
>Arlovski vs Browne
https://youtu.be/IB5HFEpTVps
>Cruz vs Mizugaki
https://youtu.be/FtCPYq1hzcc
>Silly Dilly vs Watson
https://youtu.be/NEgVh5S3PoQ
For Datsik.
JON JONES NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO BOY IM COMING
>2016
>Not shadow boxing in front of the fights to keep you awake
SCHAUB
say when it starts
>tfw the casuals actually think being short is an advantage in clinching
>>64623336
I heard him talking about it on the podcast but I cant believe this nigga really did this shit.
>>64623371
it is
No wmma on the main card??
After the disappointment that was Rizin tonight he see blood
>>64623332
Isn't it like 8 pm in France?
There is something about those blue gloves tbqhwya.
Well I'm gonna miss the Poirier/Duffy fight. I dont get off work til 5. Bummed cause its one of the few fights on this card I give a shit about.
Dana says it's to appease the irish but I think theyre being punished for bitching out of the last fight.
Also,
>getting blasted by dana so hard you have to make your account private
lol
>>64623398
DAS SEXIS
>>64623371
Need less space to generate power punches in the clinch when you have a small reach
That's a fact
top kek, lads. I wanted to do cardio after my usual gym routine after a few years of not doing anything remotely cardiovascual, but I maxed out at [email protected] pace on treadmilll, because my calves started almost cramping. I think I have to take up boxing again, because running is unmanagably boring.
>>64623371
Holy shit is that Prince Naseem Hamed?
How much kebab did he eat??
>>64623421
Either watch it during the filler of fs1 and if it is worth watching they will likely replay it on the fs1 broadcast anyway to fill time.
>>64623421
>the irish
>giving a single shit about Duffy
I have only seem them talk shit about him even though he seems like a very nice guy.
>>64623438
>Not training the most important muscle of your body
weight lifter are so dumb. They wouldn't last a day in the wild
>>64623421
>2012+4
>being a wagecuck
STILL
>>64623438
>cardio
>hard
m8 it's just moving your legs
babbies can do it
>>64623456
Im ashamed to admit I dont have fight pass, but youre right about it being replayed. But it wont be replayed on FS1. They'll replay it on the main card if there's time.
>>64623438
You have to trane cardio if you don't want a random heart attack my friend
>mfw dana goes full vince mcmahon and books mcshit vs cm cuck
>mfw cm cuck heems goober via memekick as goober was doing mewvment
>mfw when cuck leaves ufc through crowd with title
>mfwnf
>>64623438
I prefer running outside to a treadmill, but yeah you can switch to whatever cardio is all the same shit.
>>64623470
if by wild you means your moms pussy, then you are completely right. I'd last about 5 minutes there as well.
>>64623421
Probably because he got 1000s of hate messages from dana shills
Dillashit or le exploding knees man?
>>64623553
>Cruz wins the title back
>Knees immediatley explode and he's out for another year atleast
How do you react
>OFFICIAL
Dustin Poirer vs. Joe Duffy Strawpoll!
http://strawpoll.me/6432095
http://strawpoll.me/6432095
http://strawpoll.me/6432095
http://strawpoll.me/6432095
Updated. Weigh-ins are official, so get your picks in before the casuals show up. Once this thread maxes out picks are done
Main Card:
Robbie Lawler vs. Carlos Condit
Andrei Arlovski vs. Stipe Miocic
Lorenz Larkin vs. Albert Tumenov
Diego Brandao vs. Brian Ortega
Tony Sims vs. Abel Trujillo
>>64623421
>he's already back at work
lmaoing at u rite now
>>64623595
Condit
Arlovski
Tumenov
Ortega
Trujilo
>>64623595
Based predictionbro
Rate this card 1-10
>>64623595
Nigger.
>>64623595
Lawler
Arlovski
Tumenov
Ortega
Trujillo
fuck me, i'm not confident in any of these picks
I, once heem'd a girl
or should I say
she once heem'd me
>>64623595
>Robbie Lawler
Stipe Miocic
Albert Tumenov
Brian Ortega
Abel Trujillo
>>64623536
>Bragging about being a premature ejaculator
>>64623681
I once heem'd your mum
Her but was thick as a plum
And all covered in my cum
>>64623595
>Condit by tko
>Stipe by heem
>Tumenov by tko
>brandao by decision
>abel trujillo by decision
http://youtu.be/_72X7mrt2iw
Conor is getting a dog
>>64623595
Lawler by doctor stoppage round 3
Miocic by decision
Rumenox by ko round1
Brandao by tko round 3
Sims by ko round2
Bonus
Duffy by tko round 2
>>64623719
>stipe heeming anyone
>>64623536
>being a premie
>>64623649
one eye on the titties, the other one on the streets
>>64623626
lmao at this, bitch.
Come at me like that again and I'll deliver a shipment of heem to your chin.
>>64623738
FRANKIE ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>64623766
>only making 50 bucks an hour
Poor pleb
>>64623766
Are you dockbro?
>>64623753
Maybe you're right, but with heavyweights there's always a chance.
>>64623804
Obviously
>>64623595
condit
miocic
tumenov
ortega
sims
>>64623595
>mfw a quarter of these are mine
>>64623808
heres hows this fights gon go; arlovski is going to spam that right hand, stipe knows this so hes going to try to take him down. Shooting single leg wont work so hes just going to get him clinched against the fence, this is where the majority of the fight will take place. Some dirty boxing here and there. Arlovski could heem him between these clinch attempts but not likely
cap this post
>>64623398
fucking patriarchy. I'm done with this shit sport
a friendly reminder that this happend
>>64623595
Condit
Stipe
Tumenov
Brandao
Sims
>>64623595
Lawler
Arlovski
Tumenoc
Ortega
Trujillo
>>64623595
Condit
Arlokski
Tumenov
Ortega
Trujillo
>>64623595
Lawler
Stipe
Larkin
Ortega
Trujillo
>>64623595
Condit
Arlovski
Tumenov
Brandao
Trujillo
>>64623263
What's wrong with Weidman's face? Also I've never seen him look this soft
How are you guys preparing for these great fights on fight pass? Lol
>>64623907
as did this
>>64623398
This is a good thing. The UFC sometimes makes the huge error of putting them on the main card and even the prelims and puts everyone to sleep.
>>64623974
The picture is from a couple days ago. His face isn't healed from 194 and I doubt he is cleared to do full training yet
>>64624009
There's one on the prelims senpai
>>64623978
the dude just loves fight pass.
>>64623978
the guy is always taking supplements...
Like muscle mass was important in fighting, he'll learn it the hard way
>>64623978
>all that ketchup on his bananas
Get that cat off the dining table tho ffs
>>64623595
Lawler
Miocic
Tumenov
Brandão
Trujilo
Bonus Undercard pick: Duffy
heres some classic schaub
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YnvO597zKM
>>64624009
I'm the person you're replying to and I agree. I'm just surprised they didn't put one.
>>64624082
Actually, he replied to me. What a weird thing to lie about, not that it matters.
heemtastic lads
>>64623978
Was the guy actually born in a test tube on behest of the ufc just to be a fight pass promoting drone?
They should just shut down this corporate made drone down just incase he goes into kill all humans mode
dockbro? more like cockbro
haha
>>64624048
or maybe hes sponsored ya retard
>>64623595
Condit
Arlovski
Tumenov
Ortega
Sims
>>64623978
Sage is a living /heem/ meme. He wears tap out and affliction tshirts and always talks about how great fightpass is
>>64623595
Condit
Stipe
Larkin
Brandao
Abel
Michael
>>64624048
Thats product placement breh.
>>64624151
>>64624184
yeah but he still takes them
>>64623595
Condit
Arlovski
Tumenov
Ortega
Trujillo
>>64624048
>>64624198
>you need supplements to get big muscles
>People picking Condit to win
SMDH.
Lads, I don't want Arlovskis current winning streak to end.
>>64624223
Do you really want to see all around good guy stipe Miocic get heemd though?
>>64624223
The new chin he bought and had fitted can only last so long
>>64624198
Im sure he does, but not so much that they impair him or anything.
>>64624235
Nah, that's my problem with this card.
>>64624235
Yes.
>>64624116
He's a product of his parents' failed dreams that they're living out through him. The poor guy has zero free will and will probably be dead from a massive heart attack before age 30 as a result of the heavy athletic demand on him from such a young age.
if you post predictions without an image you should be humanely euthanized
How long until it starts lads?
>>64624309
I think he'll be in jail for child molestation before 30
>>64624372
2 hours for prelims lad
i am too stupid for timezones, how many bongs until it starts?
>>64624375
the guy probably never jerked off in his life, he has no desire, no emotion, he's a robot.
>>64624388
2 hours? What kind of gobbledygook is that? Please convert it to bings and bongs please
>>64624388
I'm already sleepy, fuck my life. Fuck it for practice, fuck it in half...
>>64624394
stupid and slow... fml
>>64624405
just take a nap serbia...you'll surely wake up in time
>>64624405
take a nap
>>64623595
Lawler
Arlovski
Tumenov
Ortega
Trujillo
>>64624400
2 bongs
gonna watch alphaville (1965) until ufc starts
anyone seen it lads?
>>64624438
>>64624446
I just made some more coffee and I don't wanna risk missing Doostin and Englands own "Irish" Joe.
I think I'll just squeeze my nuts together and man through it.
>>64623336
>dear slim I wrote you but you still aint calling
Who /pregaming/ here?
>>64624497
if by pregaming u mean playing footmen frenzy with south americans after reinstalling the frozen throne for the first time in 8 years, i am. gosh customs are dead and yet here i am still playing them.
>>64623595
Condit
Miocic
Tumenov
Ortega
Trujillo
https://www.instagram.com/p/BADRbr3ChrE/
>>64624492
Prefer Vivre Sa Vie tbqth
>>64624608
Good picks Jovan!
>>64624618
>tfw parents didn't bring up your confidence as a kid
>>64623421
Or it's because they were supposed to headline the Fight Pass card in Ireland
>>64624618
>americans
>>64624641
Tnx Milos, I have a cheeky tenner on Miocic, Poirier, Condit and Tumenov.
>>64624618
>that cheeky blond kid getting two hi fives
>>64623332
You could just open your front door and fight some muslims
Poirier is not losing
>>64623595
>only 3 other people have picked the same as me
we can do it bros
>>64624732
lmao
>>64624496
Criminally underrated post
>>64624732
>fighting alone vs 7 people
I'm not crazy, plus they would probably try to kick me on the ground once I drag one of them into my guard and lock my guillotine.
Lads, I'm near Black House Redondo. Lyotos brother is the karate coach and Kenny Johnson (BJ's wresling coach when he was fucking up Diego and kenflo) is the wrasslin coach. Elite gym or nah? There are soamy options in the south bay. Best place in the world to live for a fight fan, next to Vegas desu
>>64624722
I'm not betting on this card, but if I was, those would be my picks as well. The only one thats giving me issues is Poirer vs Duffy. Don't get me wrong, I'd still put my bet on Poirer, but I would be confident about it.
>all these dummies picking condit
>>64623595
Lawler
Arlovski
Tumenov
Brandão
Trujillo
>tfw you're going to watch UFC at Buffalo Wild Wings
I don't even like that place that much
>mfw Condit loses
>>64623595
Condweet
Stipe
Larkin
Ortega
Trujillo
>>64624859
Also >tfw you have to show up a little before 8 ET to get a good seat at the bar so you miss some prelims
>>64623595
Lawler
Miocic
Tumenov
Ortega
Trujillo
>>64624870
Hope he gets heemd
>>64624859
Careful bruh I did that one time and unironically spent 90 bucks on wings and beer.
>>64624870
Condit and Lawler are both flawed skillwise and they're dull as fuk. Neither should.be champs long term. Nobody at welterweight right now should be desu. ufc needs another gsp
This just came across my feed.
I dedicate it to all the yuros ITT who are gonna watch the fights.
>>64624778
that's why you get a gun
>>64624916
>they're dull
>GSP wasn't
>>64624805
Poirier and Duffy is easily the toughest one to call. Unless one of them makes a huge mistake and eats a shot to the face, I see a decision, most likely for Poirier.
WHEN DOOSTIN'S HEAD CLATTERS OFF THE CANVAS HE'LL KNOW IT'S NOT ALL TALK YEH
>>64624961
Yeah gsp was so dull that he had multiple million+ ppvs. And it was definitely people buying to see his opponents get LnP'd
>>64623595
Condit
Arlovski
Turnenov
Brandao
Sims
>>64624916
GSP was so overly cautious with his belt it was pathetic.
He actually tried to win 39-38 on the scorecards, that was his main strategy as a champion.
I can't think of a more boring Champion.
>>64624983
I think one of them is getting heem'd. If they come out the way the usually do, then they are burning that barn.
Poirer seems to have more power at LW and that literally the only reason why I'm swaying a tad little bit more towards him than Duffy. But I would not put a penny on that fight desu.
>>64624992
It helps when you have all of Canada buying your cards
>>64624992
People also pay to see Ronda Rousey fight, and shes fucking terrible.
shitty argument, breh.
>>64624916
>and they're dull
>Trust me I've been watching since UFC 189
WHAT WAS YOU PEOPLE'S FAVORITE MOMENT OF RIZIN 1+2?
This was mine.
Dustin Poirier has the p4p smallest head
>>64625074
Their personalities you new fucking casual goof
>>64625041
>39-38
u wot
>>64625065
>can't appreciate the perfection that was GSP
casuals sm(h)
>>64625065
>she's terrible
She's an Olympic bronze medalist in Judo
>>64625096
Nemkov vs Reljić.
Also, Fedor.
>>64625099
Just the right size to bounce off the canvas
>>64625100
>Their personalities
>Everyone needs to be Mcgoofor
>>>/mandrama/
>>64625096
Probably king Mo's heem of that lanky czech
how many bongs until prelims
>>64625096
i honestly really likeed kohsaka vs thompson. kohsaka fought like a god for being 45 years old and not competing in a decade. his pace/cardio was insane.
>>64625108
the roided up perfection that was GSP?
>>64625109
>In judo
then go do boring Judo and stop pretending you're good at MMA. She has no technique outside of a judo throw...which is just judo.
>>64625108
but casuals are the ones who loved GSP.
"he wins all the time man, its awesome!"
Doesn't make his fights entertaining. Half the time he was just staying the clinch for the entire 5th round to close out the fight safely. Thats not entertaining to watch, unless you plan to jack off to his win/loss ratio afterwards.
>>64625158
Gsp literally quit because the ufc wouldn't test stricter you casual. Back to bjpenn.com goof
>>64625158
proofs?
>>64623595
Lawler
Stipe
Tumenov
Ortega
Trujillo
>>64625166
Why was gsp so popular domestically and internationally? Why is he one of.the biggest stars/personalities in ufc history?
>>64625184
>>64625180
>cannon ball delts
>not roiding
Oh i am kekking
>>64625194
>DO NOT PASS GUARD, DO NOT ADVANCE POSITION
obviously its because of his exciting and entertaining fighting style
>>64623684
>I feel like it helps me form sentences better
Is there anything he won't hock?
>>64625194
because he won a lot of fights as an attractive white man from an irrelevant country in a sport that is mostly dominated by Americans and Brazilians both of which the world collectively dislikes.
Easy formula for global popularity and bandwagoning.
>>64625180
GSP said that, but GSP quit because Hendricks tore his face up and knocked his brain around and he hated every second of it.
>>64625166
>then go do boring Judo and stop pretending you're good at MMA
But she is good at MMA, she was finishing chicks in the 1st round
>>64625244
GSP is the true goat, search deep within you for you know it to be true
>>64625238
>>64625223
You fags literally cannot explain why a boring ugly bald french Canadian faggot is so beloved and popular
>h-hes boring though!!
>i-its cause he's not American!!!
Lmaooo
>>64623595
Condit| Decision
Arlovski Decision
Larkin Decision
Ortega Submission Round 2
Sims KO/TKO Round 2
>>64625194
Every fight before the second Serra match (that included) he was a beast and a walking finishing machine
Then he started fighting to win
>>64625290
His popularity exploded after the Serra fight though, in the most boring part of his career. Weird hmmm
>>64625244
GSP quit because he wanted to go home.
>>64625309
I know but check it out
GSP before and including the second Serra fight
>16-2 record
>12 finished
After that
>9-0
>1 finish
>And that was a fat BJ in the rematch
>>64625282
>boring ugly bald french Canadian faggot
your words. im interested to hear your theory.
>>64625269
>touching a guy dying of AIDS
NOPE.jpeg
>>64623595
Lawler
Miocic
Tumenov
Brandao
Trujillo
>>64625244
And then all Hendricks did after that fight was try to blanket people, drop out of fights and get fat inbetween camps.
I'm glad he's not champion, Hendricks was the worst ww champion ever.
UFC ultrapleb here
what to expect tonight?
>>64625403
Duran is larger than life.
>>64625282
we did explain it, you just didn't like the explanation.
Now you've completely abandoned your point of "its because he was entertaining" he wasn't entertaining and even you know that.
You miss his fandom which you shamelessly joined, not his fights. No one misses watching his title defenses. They were fucking lame especially compared to Robbie Lawler who can destroy people, not just wrestlefuck them to a 39-38 victory after 5 rounds.
0/10 bait
>>64625433
violence and homolust
who is this?
>>64625450
I mean I've seen some big profile fights
conor mcgregor, jon jones.... the list goes on
>>64625443
I'm detecting a butthurt cabbage patch kid fanboy.
>>64625438
>is
was
>>64625467
some twink fag. i never liked schaub to begin with but damn this is even more embarrassing than his brutal KO losses. can't some body save him?
>>64625504
Duran was shit m8
>getting heem'd by Tommy the lanklet
>>64625504
He aint dead, he's just fat and old.
>>64625074
Out of curiosity how long has everyone in this thread been watching MMA?
I think the first UFC event I saw was Fight Night 3. I remember flipping through channels and all of a sudden my wildest dreams had come true. I'd always wanted a sport like MMA, but didn't think one would ever exist.
It wasn't the first time I'd heard of UFC, I remember when the Dreamcast game came out. I think I thought the Dreamcast game was fictional or something, because it didn't register with me that there were actual UFC competitions or that they were real.
>>64623595
Condit
Arlovski
Larkin
Brandao
Trujillo
>>64625467
Christ he's ugly as fuck.
>>64623595
Lawler
Andrei
Albert
Ortega
Abel
>>64625467
the GOAT
>>64625606
gayest of all twinks
>>64625529
Since TUF 3
>>64625616
kek
>>64625523
Aint even mad, just disappointed.
>ever disrepecting duran
cmon son
irish people speak like they are retarded
>>64625527
Not that, he was on his way to unbridled fame, but then -no mas.
That is what sullied his legend imo.
>>64625523
>getting heem'd by Tommy the lanklet
You best not be talking smack of Tommy "the Hitman" Hearns breh.
>>64625645
YOU DON'T TINK LIKE THEY TINK
I SEE STIFFNESS IN YOUR POST
>>64625443
GSP didn't exclusively wrestlefuck, he just exploited the biggest weakness his opponent had. For Dan Hardy and Thiago Alves it was wrasslefucking, for Koscheck and Shields it was a jab and a well rounded striking offence.
The fun part of his fights was seeing what his opponent brought to the table and if they could stop him executing his gameplan
Alpha or Beta?
>>64625443
>You miss his fandom
spot on
>>64625099
king meme surfing
>>64625651
>sullied his legend
Nah, it is a part of Duran, without it he wouldnt have his rise to glory again.
>>64625678
>tfw he would heem me
>>64625651
>You best not be talking smack of Tommy "the Hitman" Hearns breh.
More like Tommy the fucking lanklet
>>64625678
That's fucking beta
>>64625194
he knew how talk trash in the most courteous fashion. he was the loveable heel
Does McGregor have a tinking coach?
>>64623263
is taima down guys?
How many bing bongs britbro?
>>64625785
Hopefully
>>64625498
Watch Lawler vs Macdonald 2
>>64625812
1 hour
Just watched Southpaw, it was shit desu senpai
>>64625718
The first five (5) division world champ, from welterweight to cruiserweight who fought in like 70 fights, won 60 of which he knocked out 50.
I know you're baiting the shit out of me, but I'm so triggered I've got half a mind to emigrate to the UK and piss on everything you love.
>>64625709
But imagine where and what could have been of him had that not happened.
>>64625785
baka
>>64625824
thanks swedebro
>>64625812
One bong
>>64625498
Watch the arlovski, Lawler, and Condit fights in the OP
WEN R THE FITE PASS PRELIMS SENPAI
ALSO WEN DO ACESTREM LINKS GET POASTED UP
>>64625718
>Talking shit about Tommy Hearns
You're a bad person.
>>64625812
53 bingo
>>64625834
>who fought in like 70 fights
He fought in 119 you casual
Don't ever speak about Duran again
>>64625857
2 months my pal
Hey my boy, are you still there?
>>64625834
>70 fights
Try over 100
>5 weight champ
>Cruiserweight
What the fuck are you even going on about
>taima is down
kill me senpai
>>64625834
I don't think we would have seen a 37 year old Duran claim the middleweight belt from the man who ko'd Tommy Hearns. That fight embodied the true greatness that is Duran
>>64625899
>taima is down
Cancer has been cured!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6M
>>64625868
>>64625897
He's talking about Hearns you mongs
https://youtu.be/0hutZhvUDDE
Have you empowered your woman yet /heem/?
>>64625868
>casual
Well have you not been a filthy casual you'd have realized that I was talking about Tommy Hearns and not Roberto Duran. Duran was never a 5 division champ.
But I guess you wouldn't know that since you're a slimy good for nothing casual.
>>64625897
Tommy Hearns fought 67 fights, its literally listed from 1977 to 2006.
He was the: welterweight, light middleweight, middleweight, super middleweight, light heavyweight and cruiserweight champion of the world.
What is confusing your brits so much?
Keep it nice and playful in here
>>64625990
what a cuck
>>64625960
>>64626011
got you
>falling for bait
>>64626011
do u wana fukken go m8
iv had 37 amateur bouts n im 35 - 1 - 1 u fukin cunt id smash u rite up dont try nun of that wrestlin shit like the yank pussies do either
>>64626054
>>64626055
It's okay to be wrong, you don't have to be tough all the time.
>>64625990
she got so wet wen sage touched her
How many bongs till the fights start?
>>64625931
I'm conflicted. I really wish that never happened, but the whole resurgence does make for a great boxing story.
>yfw you'll never experience boxing from the: Hagler/Leonard/Hearns/Duran 4 horsement era.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlV9SUOXbPs
obligatory
>>64626110
Fight pass starts in 40 minutes
Hour and a half after that is prelims
2 hours after that is main card
will conduit be exposed as a meme fighter tonight?
>>64626130
Why do all brit fighters have Tyson Fury's personality
>>64623595
Lawler via TKO rnd 4
Stipe via KO rnd 2
Tumenov via HEEMkick, rnd 2
Brandao via sub
Trujillo via UD
>>64626157
Condit will start running because he'll find out quickly that Robbie Lawler punches aren't good for his health.
>>64626157
stfu
>tfw someone interrupted your pre fight sleep
Couldn't even get back to sleep ffs
>>64626187
he's Australian you literal monkey.
heres one question for you, why do all brazilians start looking like shit when drug testing gets stricter?
>tfw you have to cut weight to make HW
I am a true alpha male
Post your best Joannas
How do we help him?
>>64626290
Move to Japan and become a sumo
>>64626290
Fat cunt, get a dog and walk it everyday 2 miles and you'll at least be able to see your cock.
>>64626258
my whore of a mother interrupted mine too
>>64626290
287 and athletic here
>>64626116
>>yfw you'll never experience boxing from the: Hagler/Leonard/Hearns/Duran 4 horsement era.
I know that feel breh
>>64626334
Whats your sport darts?
>>64626334
walking 2 blocks to Mcdonalds does not make you an athlete
>bet the rent money on Arlovski
>>64623978
this guy's a fucking weirdo, was he homeschooled and bummed every day by his teacher?
when does prelims starts in europe?
>>64626378
half past your mum lad
>>64626270
RDA and Werdum looked fine to me post USADA
Why did none of the british champions look like shit after the new drug testing?
>>64626357
that and dicking down brit moms
>>64626416
Conor looked fine to me
>>64626152
Tyvm
>>64626416
>RDA and Werdum looked fine to me post USADA
They both train at Kings in the US tho, no?
fo reels tho
wiziwig is gone, taima is down. how we gonna watch this shit
>>64626416
Colin literally just knocked out Jose
>>64626416
Aldo didn't looks so good
prelims start in 30 bings.
>>64626416
>British champions
I see what you did there, and I like it.
>>64626454
ufc.tv
>>64626454
By buying the damn PPV you thief
>>64626445
>>64626463
>Conor
>british
the delusion is real
>>64626443
m8 the only time i went to the us i fucked 2 southern blonde girls at 1 party.
My accent makes me superior to you in your own country cunt (Southern Coast But working class) fml
>>64626504
Fun fact: Canadians have gone 3-15 in recent bouts in the UFC
Who /realfightfan/ here?
>>64626130
>mfw he stamped on the flying gentleman
guy's a cunt, hope he gets stabbed
>>64623595
Lawler
Arlovski
Tumenov
Ortega
Sims
>>64626454
Go to sleep and download it when you wake up.
>>64626523
Not understanding the joke..
Brazilians have shite patter
>>64624778
>France
>Using a guillotine
typical
>>64626454
>2016
>Still not knowing the /heem/ stream
>>64626454
It's literaly on BT SPORT 2 HD m8
>>64626567
I'm going to be "that guy" and let him know
>>64626454
UFC.tv
better not be a night of crappy streams and broken /heem/ like Rizin was
Just gonna go ahead and leave this here:
https://youtu.be/-ZtTnBo61fM
>>64626599
need streamz pls
teste
>>64626613
Reminder that Arlovski lost to Schaub
>>64626613
And Arlovski was TKO'd by brett rodgers
>>64626632
>>64626637
posted the wrong pic ffs
>>64626632
>>64626637
>Arlovski mind
>>64626620
reminder that he also made JDS look like an entire different person and molly-whopped mark hunt.>>64626613
>>64626523
Making Brazil proud I see.
>>64626539
I bought reebok shoes recently. That makes up for 5 years of torrenting ufc events. My conscience is clean.
>>64626613
ayup
>DAILY HEEMINDER:
Rogan could literally have his pick out of any of the ring girls since he's packing a BBC.
>>64626628
I'll give you a link to watch the event for free
But first you must answer my questions three
Who introduced the fighters at UFC 5?
>they missed out on UFC.tv's free 30 day trial
https://www.ufc.tv/secure/subscription?sku=PFIGHTPASSHD
sign up for a free trial you goofs.
>>64626703
does hgh makes your dick bigger?
tonight all you faggots will suck my croatian cock
>>64626703
>that lust
damn son
>>64626703
lol joe wishes he had hair like that guy
>>64626731
T H I S
teste 2
>>64623595
BASED PICKS BRO HEAR MY PRAYERS
>Lawler via TKO
>Miocic via TKO
>Tumenov by dec
>Ortega by dec
>Sims by KO
>>64626703
IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>64626731
He'll beat Arlovski, then he'll beat Overeem for a title shot, and then he'll get the belt. MARK MY FOOKIN WORDS
how many bongs till UFC 195?
http://www.worldstarhiphop
.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhPMJQb6w3BpHllh25
>>64626731
his opponent isn't a serb so i doubt he has any interest in genocide tonight.
>taima literally offline
help
>>64626776
Fight Pass early prelims start in 18 bings
>>64626703
I GOT A BANGING CARD FOR YOU VANESSA
>>64626703
Bad, Boring Comedy?
Why the fuck is the Poirier/Duffy fight on a meme card tonight and not the main card?
This fight was due to be the main event a few weeks back now it gets this shabby treatment
>>64626703
Joe rogan would much rather have a BBC inside him than be inside any of those girls.
He's a 100% certified cuck, watch his podcast long enough and you realize it.
>>64626778
>usa
>first world
>>64626795
You mean 16?
>American education
>>64626787
>people think she's being rude just because she doesn't have facial expressions any more
pls no bully arianny
>>64626778
lmfao
>>64626812
1.So that the irish can watch it on time (but they need fightpass)
2. The original event was a fight pass event, and the guy who holds fight pass wanted it
3. To boost fight pass sales
>>64626812
Dana said its because he wanted to give back to the irish so that they can watch the fight at a "reasonable" time.
Something like that.
>>64626812
So more of your ilk will watch it and because they were supposed to headline a Fight Pass card
>>64626506
>>64626511
>>64626591
blacked out in uk/proxy doesn't work
>>64626568
I'm not subscribing to BT just for the occasional ufc event m8.
>>64626548
I'll miss the bant, but yea this is likely the only answer.
>>64626775
if miočić do not kockout arlovski i doubt there will be match miocic vs. overeem. overeem will get a title shot. but if that happens you never know. when i said overeem is no joke and that he looked much more serious last two fights before JDS everybody laughed at me. when he is focused on tactics he is dangerous as hell.
>>64626812
Because the irish voted against having a show at croke park and Dana is fucking pissed.
>>64626865
>I'm not subscribing to BT just for the occasional ufc event m8.
You literally get BT sport if you have Virgin tv
For free
You're a mug lad
>>64626828
Get your shit right, it's 13
>implying you can into math
>tfw no acestream
>ywn make love to chrissy
might kill myself before the event lads
>>64626865
go to reddit, there is a sub just for mma streams and there are like 30 good ones in each thread
>>64626795
thnx
>>64626865
>im not subscribing to sports channels that show ufc
You on the wrong board in the wrong thread nigga
>>64626782
Don't worry, he'll pretend Arlovski is British.
>>64626778
>that guy doing commentary
>>64624212
she is literally so ugly
>>64626919
This
>dat nigga with the acestream
>>64626915
You mess with Dana and you get the goofballs
I want Lawler to win because he's one of my favorite fighters and also that he's half-Filipino and I'm Filipino-American. Also, I want Arlovski to win.
>>64623595
Lawler
Stipe
Larkin
Ortega
Trujillo
>>64626778
>niggers
prove me wrong, /heem/
>inb4 Jhenny
That hue is fake from the face down
>>64626964
bender
>>64626813
I think he would rather have Ronda's cock inside him than any BBC, judging from those podcasts. Her loss must have destroyed him.
>>64626985
yeah yeah, hendricks is still alpha and omega of the division.
What do you tink guys?
>>64626995
How many Ring girls do you think Joe has fucked?
>>64626778
NIggers, not even once.
>>64626995
1. Jhenny
2. Vanessa
3. Chrissy
POWER GAP
4. Plastics
>>64627020
don't know about last pair, but seems like a winning ticket to me desu senpai
>>64625201
maybe you just have hideous genetics? are you really ugly, short and alone?
>>64626731
>Stipe Mother fucking Miocic
>tfw born in the states but dad was straight off the boat from what was then yugoslavia
>tfw razumijem hrvatski, ali ne mogu dobro govoriti
Wish I wasn't shit, t b h
>>64626985
MUH FILIPINO HERITAGE I LOVE BALUT IMMA PROUD PHILIPINO-AMERICAN BORN AND RAISED IN THE US VISITED THE PHILLIPINES ONCE THOUGH
>>64624309
its crazy to me that hes going to engineering college as well
What UFC fighters definetly browse /heem/?
post your walkout music heem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMzDoFuVgRg
GIVE ME HD LINKS
>>64627009
recently he's been talking like she needs a new camp and coach along with a complete overhaul instead of filming two movies. Either he's trying to pretend he didn't hype her up as a "once ever in human history" athlete or he's no longer drinking the kool aid.
>>64627064
vrati se domovini
>>64627020
CONDIT
MIOCIC
DUFFY
TUMENOV
SOTO
>>64627088
Joe Lauzon is all but confirmed
>>64627121
>that ugly fuck
we deserve him
>>64627091
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D-QD_HIfjA
fist that comes to my mind
L-LINK PLEASE
HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAH
t minus 60 mins till Doostin's head is a basketball on the canvas.
>>64626964
Id let her man clit me to death anyday
>>64627138
>supporting Dana White
Almost time m9s
>>64627003
loser who can't bag women higher than a 4/10, cause thats what she is. i'm the luke rockhold of heem
both in terms of my heeming ability vs other men,
and my heeming of the slickest pussy
>>64626926
It's like subscribing to HBO just for Game of Thrones.
>>64627163
>disliking Dana
fuck off back to reddit
>>64627163
>30 day free trial
>>64627120
hes mentally weak
hes stiff
no way he can win
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/1/1/10698158/ufc-195-condit-hints-at-retirement-was-supposed-to-box-donald-cerrone
>>64627121
He's confirmed reddit desu
Cheick used to count but he's lellator and doesn't come around very often any more
>>64627188
>posted on a saturday night on 4chan.com
Don't worry Flannagan. I believe you.
guaranteed blood tonight, lads
>>64627148
I thought no one go my awesome joke
>>64627188
if you haven't banged niamh, you should probably stop talking
>>64627092
www.dana.com/fuckyoupayme
>>64627188
but not without telling your 4chan friends about it
>>64627188
>Oireland
You're heeming low test slags
>>64627222
Because you goof'd. Its:
>one eye on the tits, one eye on the streets.
Not tities.
>>64627069
Whoa bro, you just described me. I am a Filipino-American and I did visit the Philippines once with my parents and siblings when I was a little kid.
WE ROOOOOOOOOLIN
>>64627242
Don't you have an EDM festival to be at?
Thank you based Kingtiger
i stocked up on bunda for the game threads lads
Denis Stojnić is the next UFC HW champion. јeбo ми пac мaтep
>>64627222
I go your joke and your triple.
>>64627095
Posjetio sam dva puta i sam ga volio, ali idem na sveuciliste ovdje i ne putuju mnogo
I took a lot of joy in watching Cro Cop make that comeback against Gonzaga. Croatia stronk
buckle up
>>64627163
Lol, can't handle Danas banter? Stfu dummy
>>64627272
Enjoy your ban
>>64627188
You tell em brosef
>>64627268
how do i get this nigger's stream now he is private
PEA HEAD VS SAUSAGE NECK
>>64626157
Condit is going to get bomped like he has never been bomped before.
>>64627163
You should be more worried about the inequity of your ear to head size, Luke.
9/10 card only have to put up with 1 female bout
D U F F Y
U
F
F
Y
WE ARE LIVE
>>64627205
>MENTALLY WEAK
He's just being a realist which is a good sign.
>""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""IRISH"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" Joe Duffy
Thanks to taima my hd stream is lagless
feels good man
>>64627274
>kirilica
traitor
>>64626985
>>64627069
Filipinos can't go 5 seconds without telling someone that they're Filipino.
Hey tardkids who's ready for some fights?
>>64627274
>croatian flag
>writing in cyrillic
>about a bosnian fighter
I've never been so confused.
Btw, don't croats hate Denis because he talked mad shit about CroCop?
>>64627298
e2eef32efd34d729193070839bd1085c6324c76b
>>64627307
paddypower had him at a heavy favourite, wasn't worth betting on him.
I can see him losing, though I love the guy and hope he does well.
>>64626985
>>64627069
>>64627242
You know Lawler is only a quarter flip right? And he gives literally zero shits about that part of his "heritage."
>>64627283
i will :^)
Is there a job where the UFC will pay me to lurk threads like these and report illegal streams? I do it for free anyway, just wouldn't mind some cash on the side for it.
>>64624795
Sup 310bro. Just join the ufc gym in torrance.
Is /heem/ the most diverse general?
>>64627344
you sir are a fucking legend thank you.
where those streams at
>>64627373
your doing a shitty job so far
>>64627274
That head tho.
>>64627344
He aint doin fightpass though I think family
Garcia comming out to puerto rican son ayyy
>>64627389
ufc.tv
>>64627386
ay ay ay ay ay ay
puerto rico
>>64627324
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
>>64627373
>report illegal streams
good luck m8, ur doin satan's work
>>64627343
stojnić is a meme guy. изјaбиo je da je potpisao za UFC već masu puta, baš ruganje od čovjeka.
>>64627389
thefirstrow
>>64627409
lame. yeah, looks like it
>Tfw will never apply vaseline on a fighter's face
;_;
>>64627449
How do you even apply for that job
What are your picks /heem/?
IIIIITSSSS TIME
>tattoos
>>64627478
is normal
That other guy is streaming high altitude cain getting absolutely rekt
>tacos in charge of ground game
>those women cheering
SHUT UP HOLY FUCK
>the state of this mexican
good crowd desu
VERY FIRST OF 2016
>garcia
>heemd
>not stopping it
JUST BLEED REF COMFIRMED
HEEM SLEEPY
HEEM STOPPY
FIRST OF 2016!
STOP THE FIGHT
HEEEEM TKO
HEEM STOPPY
FIRST HEEM OF 2016
HEEM 2016!
lol joe is such a fucking pussy these days
Brilliant stoppage ref.
he almost fell of the cage & heem'd himself!
>>64627434
Ma знaм дa јe лик нa чиcтoј мapгини нopмaнocти. Oнe cцeнe нa БФЦ-y ca Poдpигeзoм cy тeшкe пиздapијe.
Bидeo caм дa јe изјaвиo тo зa УФЦ пa cy oви из Фaјт Caјтa тo дeмaнтoвaли. Cтoјнић јe cтpaшaн cтpyчњaк.
Oткyд тo дa пишeш ћиpилицoм?
HEEMED BY THE REF
WHAT A JOKE
Very Khabibish with his technique, Joe.
new best ref
Better than every rizin fight so far
Wish that guy would ref every fight
>>64627461
You work at a mall kiosk until they scout you
lawler vs condit is going to be an EARLY STOPPAGE now, thanks to this BS
HEEM STOPPY
>>64627462
just hit westcott round 1 feels good man
>>64627565
Was it really that bad?
>>64627565
Sheldon "Feather Fists" Westcott
>>64627565
Nemkov vs Prozacha was a firecracker, m8
Barely felt like a fight lel
how long till the main fights lads? i always try to have dinner while watching the main fights but i'm starting to get a bit hungry
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>>64627584
>>64627584
>>64627584
>>64627584
>>64627584
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>>64627556
imam rodbine u srbiji. bio sam dosta puta u srbiji. ae, na right siteu je najveća sprdnja uz despota.
>oh no he's being punched somebody should stop this
why is joe rogan such a cuck lately?
>>64627604
>not defending yourself
#1 reason for stopping a fight.
>>64627604
Because being punched in the head repeatedly isn't fun.
>tfw no Westcott bf
>>64627604
>sweden calling other people cuck
pottery
>>64627531
>there are people in this thread who truly believe Miocic wont get heemed into another dimension
>>64623978
He's a walking pharmacy at 19. Reminder that pic related is his father.
Of course he's on steroids. His bis/tris are absurd.
>>64627604
Hows Anthony Johnson cock feeling in your girl mate? you going to make sure to lick up your girl after he is done?
>>64624309
I can see his father shoveling all kinds of crap into his baby food to achieve his dreams.
>>64624309
What's that songs name he's walking out to?
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