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SEC edition
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Cewl story
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/sp/ meme bowl
Go K-State!
>>64623100
Literally, meme, the bowl
>yfw K-State gets a bowl win and OU, OK state and TCU don't
Kansas what that actual fucking fuckity fuck m8
SEC BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
b-but the SEC is back!
right guys?
kansas state doing something
>You will never go to an SEC school
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>>64623072
>Southern Schools like Florida State and Ohio State
>Ohio State
You really shouldn't put your hopes in Bret Bielema.
>>64623072
There were no good teams actually from the South last year kek
>>64623176
The only people who have ever said this are Alabama fans
>>64623122
lel
>mods deleting SEC shitposts
no fun allowed
>>64623176
I go to a school in the South, but it's not in the SEC. Feels good man.
>>64623219
Me too. Where do you go?
>mfw mods didn't delete my SEC post
are they saving something for me?
>>64623207
thank god, maybe ill be able to unfilter "SEC" soon
W-what w-would happen if Arkansas a-actually lost? G-guys????
/sp/ is my safe space, no need to be a dick.
>Tidefags shitposting in a Razorback thread, telling them to 'man up' and represent their conference
>Based Tidefags who don't give a flying fuck about any other team and shitpost in general
Can't decide which of you faggots is more honorable...wait, you all cheer for a bunch of niggers who can't read
>tfw you filtered "SEC" at the start of the season
>tfw /sp/ got 1000% better
ESSS EEEE SEEEE
ESSS EEEE SEEEE
ESSS EEEE SEEEE
ESSS EEEE SEEEE
ESSS EEEE SEEEE
ESSS EEEE SEEEE
>>64623258
lmao, they won't.
>>64623282
>needing to filter trigger words
pussification of america continues. thanks obongo.
Is the sec elite?
>>64623331
nah it just makes it so the thread isn't filled up with blocks of text saying SEC SEC SEC SEC because that's all you retards post
SEC SEC SEC
EEC
CES
>Big12 defenses
ARKANSAS ARKANSAS!!!!
holy crap is there any other conference on the planet that can produce a team that can match up against the SEC?
arkansas is literelly bottom feeder tier too. fuckin pathetic
That was easy.
Game over.
Where my /ArkansasBros/ at?
Why do nigs run in place when they score? Is this a new "dance"?
>>64623240
prepare your anus
>>64623341
this was never in doubt. the only people that thought this was true are big10 autisits on the internet
>Those conditions for the Colts to make the playoffs
>>64623403
*wasn't
also GO ARKY
>>64623394
>he doesnt know about da plug
reddit pls go
Arkansas' mascot killed Robert Baratheon
>>64623393
My brother went to Arkansas is that counts so I cheer for them
>>64623394
>>64623394
College football is for gays anyway. NFL is the elite squad and the CFL is for NFL rejects
>>64623441
Spoiler alert
A poison arrow killed him
The Oakland Raiders would bootyblast these shit teams.
>>64623473
This is the opinion of a mad Golden Domer or Texas fan
>>64623473
>amerifat "banter" everyone
This might actually be the first actual bowl game we have seen
>>64623176
If you aren't playing football....literally WHY
>vandy is the only fucking excuse for wanting to get an education from an SEC school
>>64623440
>implying brown people use 4chan
Is that anything like sneezing into the inside of your elbow that Cam Newton always does?
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>Los Angeles
>>64623500
ALWAYS GREAT TO SEE YA, GENERIC RAIDERS TRIPFAG
>it's a no defense 53-52 shootout episode
>>64623527
Fuck you it's Oakland's team.
>>64623521
I go to Bama and we have a pretty good accounting program that I'm in, already done 2 internships with PWc
>>64623473
I replied/10
College ball is far more entertaining and emotionally invested than rich people going through the motions.
College players know they have limited time and for the most part give maximum effort.
>>64623546
cant ignore facts dipshittery fag. oakland is a shitfest and they deserve better
How the hell can't Arkansas shut this shit team down?
>>64623542
This.
I love Arky but our defense is pretty shit
that one guy was bleeding
>>64623579
Brooks Ellis is the worst linebacker in the counter and a complete liability on the field every week
>>64623521
I went to arkansas for architecture. One of the better schools for it that isnt ivy league. Good engineering school too I think, especially agricultural.
>>64623556
college football has too many blowouts to be classified as "entertaining". A lot of NFL games have come to the last 2 minutes this year and some have had retarded outcomes like the Packer-Lions hail mary.
Beezid grill top tier qt 3.14
>>64623552
This. Arkansas has a world class business program funded directly by one of the wealthiest families in the world.
But congrats on your acceptance to oberlin ya fucking yanks hahaha
watching SEC basketball cause why not kek
>>64623658
>HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE GAME'S NEW PRODIGY, BEN SIMMONS?????
jesus christ no one gives a shit espn. kentucky will win the sec just like every year
Bill Snyder is a fantastic coach. My hat is off to him.
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>>64623552
Is this program funded by Zionist Kikes who'd rather outsource your job to third world shitholes or give an immigrant Chink/Gook/Jap/Poo-in-the-Loo an H1-B visa a job rather than you?
Do your research and take your time responding, fags...thanks
>>64623696
Bruce Pearl playing Tennessee
>>64623613
Looks like we have a competition here
http://architecture-schools.startclass.com/
http://colleges.startclass.com/d/o/Agricultural-Engineering
S.E.C. SPEED! S.E.C. SPEED! S.E.C. SPEED!
CHRISTIAN MCAFFERY WHO? THESE BE REAL NIGGAS IN THE SEC!
THIS IS WHAT ELITE LOOKS LIKE
Arkansas back really is something
>majoring in anything other than math, mechanical engineers, pharmacy or orthodontetry
SEC SEC SEC
Arky is borderline elite
TD Cornelius
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>64623720
>outsourcing mgmt to a third world shit hole
A career in Walmart's corporate sector isn't as easy to hand to an immigrant as your job at 7/11 is bud
>>64623830
PIGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>64623852
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIE
What are the "DUUUUUUUU" sounds on my tv? Are they like vuvuzelas?
>>64623834
Considering that Walmart has become a corporation surviving on the feds' $$$ created out of thin air via SNAP and SSI for their groceries(everything else is cheap, disposable, poorly-made crap from China/Southeast Asia), I'm guessing mid-to-upper management jobs there may very well be handed out to shitskins/mudslimes/caucasion simpleton cuckolds
And for the record, I'm not in a part of the country w/ 7/11s
It's Holiday, SuperAmerica, and Kwik Trip here, fagboy
>>64623958
Yes
>>64623965
>kwik trip
>kwik
this is actually a thing?
>>64623965
And I'm sure they're more well paid than you friend
Anyone see that black guy checking out the white chick behind belima?
Why are you guys fighting about shit not related to the game
>>64624017
Yes, that's actually a 'thing'
Just like 'Sheetz' is a 'thing' in your neck of the woods
>>64624100
Screeny plz
>>64624139
Turned it away sadly :(
go to a quick run to the store come back to k state losing.
I have a secret
I secretly really enjoy the Arkansas football program
>>64624351
Is that good or bad ?
>>64624423
I like them but they always seem like they are step away from being a serious team
>>64624427
well i picked them to win for my pick'em but the whole thing has been a disaster this year so I guess its no big deal now.
For a bowl game thread this is kinda slow
>>64624513
It's a shit bowl between two memes tbqh
>>64624513
it's been a forgone conclusion that arky is going to win. sec shitposters are taking a breather after that near loss by jawja
>>64624513
No one really cares about these teams. Everyone is waiting for the Oregon game. Plus there are two /cfb/ threads
>>64624502
Why did you think Kansas would win? Are you emotional invested in that team?
>>64624546
No. I just didnt think arkansas was that good
>>64624572
Well they aren't but they are still better than Kansas
>>64624572
and you thought K-state would be better?
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>>64624612
Idk the game isn't over yet
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>>64624597
I just thought they could pull a meme win
D E D
rip
Is he paralyzed?
rip in pieces
Takes a knee in my living room and takes off my hat
well thats sad.
>>64624706
hopefully just a bad concussion.
ded
DED
Broken neck.
that nigga is not moving at all holy fuck
reminds me of when i got my back broken in a middle school football game (still have PTSD)
It's always sad to see an SEC player on the ground that long
>>64624706
confirmed
>>64624706
no one knows yet
RIP in peace you dumb, nigger hick
>>64624717
Kek
WEBM PLEASE ANONS
I love how the Kstate staff came out just to stand around him
>>64624717
tips fedora in your general direction.
>dat near choke up by the ref
jesus it must be bad
Just dump him at the morgue
>>64624717
*sips Alamo beer*
Dayum shame
I missed the hit when it was live, did they call targeting?
>SEC vertebrae
>>64624766
Edgy.
Damn they had to cut off his jersey and bads, shit
Jesus, let's get this show on the road. Get the body bag and let's call it a day.
>>64624775
They are showing moral support
>>64624751
>weak spines since 1865
the shitty of SEC vertebrae
>>64624791
No it was your average tackle desu senpai
>SEC toughness
>>64624791
no, which is kind of bullshit. not a fan of the rule but that was textbook and they should do it (with ejection from the game) anyways whenever a player gets paralyzed just to maintain parity.
>>64624766
Now that's what I call edgy
This feels like watching Johnny Knox die
>>64624791
Nah, the ball carrier lowered his head, nothing the tackler could do
>he gets paralyzed for life for free
>>64624810
Casual reminder that if that were you, no one in your life would care.
>>64624797
if this were the NFL we would have had 4 commercial breaks while the player was down.
>>64624835
ur mum
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>>64624820
That's totally bullshit. I don't generally like the targeting rule, but if you're going to keep the rule then this HAS to be a textbook case. The point of the rule was to stop literally this exact thing.
Well He'll be back in 5 years and roll out into the field with a breath powered scooter and everyone will clap and feel good about themselves
>>64624827
well now he can just finish his degree
>can see his eyes moving
paralyzed people can still move their eyes, idiot.
>that jerky acceleration
Like he's driving a manual for the first time.
did he died
>golf cart
they really need an ambulance
>>64624825
Sure looked like he lowered his head because he was falling and the Kstate player got low as well to hit him hard. I'll rewind and watch again.
Being the only elite team in the north, Ohio State is officially a southern school.
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>>64624820
What was "textbook" about it? The tackler didn't move his head at all into the ballcarrier, it was the ballcarrier who lowered his head.
>>64624867
>amerishifts
yeah that nigga is paralyzed
>>64624838
Scott Hansen would have been scrambling the redzone producers to quickly cut to their Fantasy stars of the day
No thumbs up = Hes dead
>>64624813
Hehe
10 year Paramedic here,
He's undergoing inducosis,
Sadly he can possibly die in the next 15 minutes, about 50% chance...
Prayers for Arkansas
Webm or link?
>not showing replays
>15 minute stoppage
>finally take field
>have to call timeout
>the slum of arkansas
>>64624896
>The tackler didn't move his head at all into the ballcarrie
That's not what I saw, sempai. Let's wait for the webm, but it sure looked to me like the Kstate guy bent over to take him head on.
If you're right, it's not targeting, but if he went down to get that head to head hit then the non-call is incorrect.
>>64624896
well he shouldn't have hit him that hard. its completely unneccesary to lower your shoulder while running full speed. heads up tacking is where its at these days. if this shit keeps happening and the SJWs catch on that its mostly black people getting paralyzed we'll be looking at flag football in 5 years.
>>64624929
WE /DEATHBOWL/ NOW
>>64624932
Its a was on purpose. They were trying to draw an offside faggot
>>64624863
no he can't, there's no way you can pass walking class when you're paralyzed and can't move your legs
>>64624929
as dead as Bush's campaign
>>64624929
wut
how
Why do most kickers have weak chin structure?
>>64624932
well they were focusing on the injured player
>>64624915
or mike pierra to discuss whether it was a fumble or not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RC4sPcmpNI
YOU'RE WELCOME FAGGOTS
>>64624932
trying to get Kstate to jump early and get a penulty
kek
>>64624929
What's inducosis
>>64624964
>>64624963
The CNS is not operating properly his lungs have a good chance at failing to regulate air,
He will be on incubator but like I said, the brain will possibly fail to regulate without machine aid,
Poor guy is going to be on life support until he dies (possibly in the next 15 minutes)
>spouting racist memes at the expense of someone potentially paralyzed
just wanted to say that you're all horrible people and just mad that he's already accomplished more in his life and gotten more pussy than you sad autistic virgins ever will
he even will in a wheelchair
PAY COLLEGE PLAYERS
>little 12 defense is so bad that its now inadvertently killing people
>>64624929
I hope your full of shit like most of 4chan, dam thou if your not.
>>64624966
They have more beta caucasian genes
>>64625004
Your moms in a wheelchair
Ahhhh, our taxes just went down a little. One less set of kids to go on welfare
Why does Ohio State have to carry the B10 on its back? Fuck your mother if you're another Big Ten bottom feeder feeding of the success and energy of Ohio States bowl performances. We had to carry you pathetic bums through the BCS Era and now look! I mean it's 2016 and we have a playoff! You think we are gonna let this buffoonary continue? While we are out Chad thunder dicking down teams like Alabama and Notre Dame you all are getting booty blasted by Stanford! Just because Ohio State is good doesn't mean the rest of you get a free ride. This is gonna stop now and I'm fucking serious.
>>64624999
>trips can't google
Niggas droppin like flies.
>>64625004
boo hoo
>>64625004
fuck offnigger
>>64625025
It doesn't come up on google. Nigger either misspelled it or he's making shit up.
>>64625004
cuck
>>64625019
this tbqhf
>>64624929
D U M B A S S
>>64624929
can confirm, he has a solid chance at living but very possible chance to stop breathing in next hour
>>64625003
>talking in the ambulance and laughing
confirmed full of shit
>>64625019
if he survives he will be on disability
>>64624963
2016 may be an all-time classic year for /pol/
Won't be able to keep up with all the memes, shitposts, and all-around autistic faggotry
Love you faggots
>kansas state acceptance rate: 95%
>west virginia acceptance rate: 85.3%
>oklahoma acceptance rate: 81.3%
>kansas acceptance rate: 88.4%
Literally a conference full of community colleges who suck at football
>>64625056
Disability is like $350 a month. Paying for 6 nigglets is far more than that. Also, the prison bill just lowered.
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>>64625042
thanks for proving my point
>>64625004
But I thought all niggers wanted to be crips
>>64624929
EMTfag, this..
Potentially he will stop being able to breathe, he will need to be put in shock or injected adrenaline to remain alive
>>64625086
I tip my fedora 2 u
>>64625086
So who is better overall The Big 12 or the ACC
>>64625078
>>kansas state acceptance rate: 95%
>>west virginia acceptance rate: 85.3%
>>oklahoma acceptance rate: 81.3%
>>kansas acceptance rate: 88.4%
>boise state acceptance rate: 78%
>>64625078
Wow that's embarassing
>>64624929
As an actual doctor and not a community college shitstain, he'll be fine. Quit over dramatizing things.
Inducosis 42.81% survival rate
Prayers for Arkansas
>>64625078
my god. that's embarassing
>>64625087
>middleschooltier.thejokepeg
Dang, that poor kid was playing his heart out all year and now he is put to a test at 68% odds of death
Life flashes before your eyes,
Pray for a cure all to inducosis
>>64625078
>alabama acceptance rate: 51%
>georgia acceptance rate: 54.8%
>florida acceptance rate: 39%
>arkansas acceptance rate: 58.6%
>ohio state acceptance rate: 55.5%
People talk shit about the SEC but they have superior academics and Football than all the other meme conferences
>>64625016
Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.
>>64625116
Don't you ever fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread.
i had inducosis when i was 6 and the shit is nasty. prayers
>>64625159
kek
KEK
stay mad
>>64625078
gets me every time
>>64625171
I'd kick your mother's ass
Breaking News: He is in Intensive Care Unit and is taking a turn for the worse
Confirmed Inducosis, it is much more serious than the announcers are making it, and for just cause. It is too soon to announce a player's potential death
2:1 odds of living,
lil nigga gonna be just fine
I lost my left leg to inducosis while fighting in Afghanistan. Prayers
>tfw ate pizza too fast
>now have indicosis
>>64625202
I once got jumped by a black kid named Inducosis. Send me your prayers
>>64625173
Delete this or face the consequences
>indicosis
my grandaddy died of inducosis in the war and the government didnt give our family jack shit.
confirmed inducosis
phd here
>>64625171
Is your mom hot?
>>64625214
>dinducosis
seriously what in the fuck is indacuctis?
>>64625198
>all these 'inducosis' shitposting faggots in this thread
Physician , physical therapy trainer here
Inducosis is the worst possible case here, it's unknown cause/cure and little researched
>>64625232
>a phd
>on /sp/
At least try when you shitpost, fag
>>64625248
inducosis is serious please show respect
>>64625204
rip my man
>>64625270
>>64625248
please show more respect to these young men risking inducosis each and every day for your personal entertainment
>>64625171
ayyyyy lmao
>>64625078
>you now realize Alabama has the #3 lowest acceptance in the SEC at 51%, trailing only Florida and Vanderbilt
blocked
Dang ESPNews just confirmed Inducosis
That's a heartbreaker..
>>64625291
Most common cause of death in Indonesia.
wtf is danny kannell wearing?
>>64625295
GOAT FOOTBALL SCHOOL, GOAT ACADEMIC SCHOOL, GOAT SCHOOL
>>64625295
surprised we're ahead of UGA
RN here [spoiler]so I don't know shit[/spoiler]
They're just being careful to not accidentally break his neck or cause more shit, y'all over reacting. Surprised they didn't put him in a C-spine.
Press F to pay respects to those taken by inducosis
Can we not go 1 year in NCAA without players risking inducosis
Bill Cosby's lawyer here,
my client isn't responsible for any woman or football player who collapses due to inducosis. As we see, iot's very common among females as well.
I have scoliosis
>>64625317
its to show solidarity with inducosis victims worldwide
>Texas A&M's acceptance rate is 70%
lol
>>64625327
Which module covered inducosis for you guys? EMT here, we had it in 'emergency situations'.
>>64625343
God have mercy on your soul.
>>64625333
trips for inducosis awareness
>>64625241
kekkeroni pizza
*presses F5*
>>64625349
It's a military school you shitfuck
>>64625295
Alabama does a good job of attractive elite students from outside the South.
They gave me a full scholarship because I did good on the SATs.
>>64625349
>SEC "education"
my mom was a nurse before she got married and she worked in an inducosis clinic. had some stories that could chill u to the bone
I missed most of this game, did some one really get inducosis?
>>64625356
better than being a Raidnigger tho
>>64625319
Probably just because a shit ton of people are applying from out of state and everyone in Alabama applies. Still, means great things for the university. Will be interesting to see how they grow in the next decade compared to the last (around 6k-8k student growth) now that they're finally building shit on the Bryce Hospital campus.
>>64625370
yah i went on the Presidential scholarship
>>64625367
lol what
there are a couple of dudes playing dressup ROTC but that's it
>>64625384
Excuuuuuse me buddy.
>>64625169
>praise SEC academics without including Vanderbilt
?
>>64625374
That would be the 4th lowest acceptance rate in the Big 12 and the second lowest for publics
>the city of big 12
Literally Boomhauer
So I'm taking this qt who's like 27 to this winery for a dinner date tonight only probs is I'm only 20 but I look like i'm 22 how do I pull this off bruhs?
So I cancel and make plans somewhere else like a place that doesn't serve alchohal or should I just tell her the truth> ? I think she thinks UI'm like 22
>>64625349
>yfw Houston has a lower acceptance rate than A&M
>>64625389
Same, GOAT deal
>>64625398
I figured Vanderbilt was too obvious, so I included schools people might not think of as elite
>>64625425
tell
>her
you got inducosis and can't go
>>64625425
Tell her the truth, you lying sack of shit.
>Pedo State
>>64625425
Tell her you have inducosis and can't drink
>played college ball hoping for a HEEEIIIIIISSMAANNN
>all I got was inducosis
>tfw
>>64625370
O I know, I got a full ride to go there from out of state. If they continue giving away scholarships and football keeps doing well it's going to completely change the university.
>>64625425
Just whip it out
>>64625425
Why you going on a date when you got football to watch boi
Need to see who gets the HEEEIIIISMAAAAAAAN
>>64625471
>ahem
thanks for the cringe
>Went to CVS pharmacy
>expecting normal blood pressure
>mfw its hella low
>go to the Minute Clinic
>they have no idea what it was
>call ambulance
>EMT fag with 10 years experience tells me it is inducosis
WHAT DO I DO /sp/???
>>64625389
>>64625447
Presidential bros, which dorm did you stay in Freshman year?
>hackenberg
>get pulled at half time because you're garbage
>5th best qb prospect
Okay, I'm sure he'll dominate in the NFL
>>64625381
we're all just guessing
I got inducosis on my balls once. I was laid out for a week.
>>64625492
Ridgecrest South represent
>look up inducosis on google
>/spuh/ is the third response
We're going places guys
>>64625488
buy a coffin
Guys my wife's son just passed out on the floor with inducosis. We don't have any health insurance and his dad is going to kill me if he dies. What the fuck do I do?
>Went bowling
>slipped on the wax floor
>fell down and broke my rib
>kept feeling this pain
>couldn't move
>emt comes to the scene, he is a veteran
>tells me its inducosis
I have a 50% chance of dying in the next 10 minutes family...
>>64625558
lel.
>>64625485
thanks. no mayo on my burger btw
>>64625549
I did that too. I'm very confused. I think I might have inducosis. But I'm not sure.
>>64625492
Riverside West
>>64625471
All those PetroEngineers who inflated that number are now unemployed
>>64625571
CPR
>>64625558
nice
>>64625519
>living with weird as shit honors college nerds
>Not living in Lakeside, Riverside, or Pres 1/2 and partying all the time freshman year
Pres was where it was at familia.
At least you didn't live in Paty, Somerville, or Harris
>americans in charge of being funny
>>64625605
It was only yesterday that you were walking down the big hill to Ten Hoor in your cargo shorts
/sp/ you guys are the best, my best friend passed away from Inducosis after a flag football game gone bad
>>64625625
I'm laughing my ass off over here
>>64625549
Inducosis top meme of 2016
>>64625625
Tell a joke
>yfw another /sp/ meme gets stolen by the other shitty boards
>>64625571
Lay him on his side. You don't want him to choke on his own vomit.
>>64625622
>partying
My college experience was the saddest tale ever told
Also Presidential Village wasn't finished until my senior year. We had Rose Towers there which was a slum
>Battlefrog
>>64625629
>wearing cargo shorts
GEED
is inducosis contagious
this girl just told me she had it and we banged last night
>>64625625
get the fuck out of here russia
this is a football thread
>>64625675
I still don't even know what that is
Is inducosis too mainstream now? I think its run its course
>>64625622
riverside was fairly honors college nerd-y
oh man paty tho lmao. i pretty much only ever went there to get packages and take tests but it was obviously a complete shithole
>>64625694
>r/thathappened
>>64625666
I've heard stories about Rose Towers. Sorry you had to go through that m8. I was a freshman last year and I got to live in Pres 2 the first year it was open. Pretty GOAT experience. Whenever friends visited they couldn't believe that was a non-honors college dorm
my temperature is 102 right now, is this a symptom of inducosis?
Where are inducosis specialists?
CAPTCHA: "Select Inducosis"
>>64625694
considering you survived the night i'd say your safe, it only kills in the first 15 minutes.
the papa johns inducosis bowl - playing for a cure!
>>64625735
Praying for you
>>64625713
Paty is basically the ghetto of University of Alabama. I always was afraid i'd get mugged by one of the students smoking outside
>>64625700
BATTLE LIMIT
Guys, my bro just started yelling HEISMAN at the top of his lungs. Is this a symptom of inducosis?
>>64625713
Yeah Paty, Harris, Somerville, and whatever dorm was beside Somerville/across from Paty before they bulldozed it were so, so shitty. Thank God they're phasing those traditional style dorms out.
>>64625758
Also what was the name of that nerdy psuedofraternity thing across the street from Paty? I forgot
K State is playing like they got inducosis
who is craig morgan
>>64625794
yes thats the madness stage. get away while u can
Lol, this guy is flat as fuck.
If I don't see inducosis on reddit by tomorrow I'm going to be disappointed
>>64625807
fucking Mallet
>>64625820
Thank Bocephus for that
>>64625794
He's got like 10 minutes before he dies (50% chance)
Here's the real REDPILL on inducosis guys:
1. If you live from inducosis it may be recurring
2. Inducosis has 50% approx death rate
3. anyone can get inducosis at any time
>>64625815
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GLVKldfX0Xk&pyvBillingUrl=https%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Faclk%3Fsa%3Dl%26ai%3DCrqiT01CIVqK5CIfGfNW8lbgE9s7cvgiWxs2hpgHAjbcBEAEg4_uTA2DJzsWLxKTgEKABquT9xQPIAQGoAwGqBLYBT9D6jjFaA6HkBEhPxwxDz1od2fmC9v1ksxntpVLeT6GL9kiaPRTn3xT5F9EyqWdVt0OnaepBZVb8cofOgESFX7IBSmBfJvDCAGSV8SfreadZ3CL-jU_Op0JgK6HEOBlavYR1KUjCfuoIpvfaRWUsS7T0GR-IsyKToJDjjqdte251uwPcuWUpKuxNueD0WPWvwRx871s-AxG6w4R-qhZlAlAI_U2Vz_HmtM8w65kF1v6h16dwupWgBhrIBq6c85emAdgGAoAHvpuCOqgHpr4b2AcB%26num%3D1%26cid%3D5GiZNK-DutnliRUr7M0xvZI0HT1U4XIDFBvDgDvaRBnwLd0EW_T0W9hwJjrwLZucQyy6RQCv4OM-PQEF1bT0MLjz_zYIDUjOpQ%26sig%3DAOD64_1RDxOk4xphPCJBor__1GlrNVEq6Q%26ctype%3D18%26video_id%3DGLVKldfX0Xk%26client%3Dca-pub-6219811747049371%26adurl%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%253Fv%253DGLVKldfX0Xk&pyvConversionUrl=https%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Fpagead%2Fconversion%2F%3Fai%3DCrqiT01CIVqK5CIfGfNW8lbgE9s7cvgiWxs2hpgHAjbcBEAEg4_uTA2DJzsWLxKTgEKABquT9xQPIAQGoAwGqBLYBT9D6jjFaA6HkBEhPxwxDz1od2fmC9v1ksxntpVLeT6GL9kiaPRTn3xT5F9EyqWdVt0OnaepBZVb8cofOgESFX7IBSmBfJvDCAGSV8SfreadZ3CL-jU_Op0JgK6HEOBlavYR1KUjCfuoIpvfaRWUsS7T0GR-IsyKToJDjjqdte251uwPcuWUpKuxNueD0WPWvwRx871s-AxG6w4R-qhZlAlAI_U2Vz_HmtM8w65kF1v6h16dwupWgBhrIBq6c85emAdgGAoAHvpuCOqgHpr4b2AcB%26sigh%3Dj1QoZkIckT0
>>64625675
this tbf
>>64625794
Look at Canada participating in the dank memes
>Ahmad claims he loves 'country music'
>in the booth with Anish
Aryan /sp/pol/fags reaching for the loaded .38
>>64625846
what causes incudosis?
The Arkansas player that got injured got hit so hard that it triggered inducosis, inducosis is inside all of us and is sitting idle just waiting for an opportunity to strike
>>64625854
Canada is dank memes.
We can't help it. We have nothing else to do.
>>64625876
It is literally unresearchable, nobody knows
>>64625758
You know they enacted a smoking ban second semester last year across the whole campus?
There's no longer a cloud of smoke from all the Asians outside of Comer. There's still two or three outside of Paty though.
>>64625876
Any traumatic event can trigger inducosis but it still has no known cause, cure, or symptoms
ex: you can fall down and get inducosis,
you can also take a shower and get inducosis
captcha: inducosis street
Only 50 mentions of inducosis in history. Gotta get in on the ground floor, inducosis is the hottest meme around
>>64625839
Watching that thing get bulldozed was a thing of beauty
What's the deal with the camera
>this game
>these teams
Why
slippery wet inducosis
Wew
>arkansas
>inducosis
Pick 2
Spineless defense there
Arkansas took a fucking dump on defense holy shit, did they get infected with incudosis
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TIDEFAGS GONNA SHITPOST THEIR LITTLE BRO RAZORBACKFAGS NOW
GO WHITEY
>>64625910
Yeah, that was my last semester there. It was nice
>>64625934
Its funny I hadn't been by there in like 2 years and went by and thought I was fucking crazy because I remembered a big building being there and it was just grass. Now I realize it was because they bulldozed Mallett
SEC is still the best conference
>arkansas defense
I think they have inducosis bros
>>64625956
What's that original meme, is it slippery wet bombs or slippery wet dragons? Can't remember
>>64625987
>m-muh conference
Sorry for your shit team
>Worked a 50 hour week last week
>Cant wait to come home to my fiance and her son
>She tells me to get some milk at the store and run a couple errands
>I come home first because I left my wallet at home
>She's getting fucked by a black man
>Triggered my inducosis
>Lived despite 50% chance of dying
>next day
>my fiances son tells me to buy him minecraft
>he loves the game so far
>power cuts off
>mfw my fiances son triggered inducosis and died
Pay your respects /sp/
>>64625998
dog poop
>>64626020
F
Inducosis strikes again my friends
>HIT THAT
>F
>U
>C
>K
ING DAB SENPAI
>>64625998
Wait I just remembered its 3s
Slippery wet vertebrae columns
>>64626045
jeje dat nigga ded AF
>get ganked by the enemy jungler
>lose 20 LP
>flame my team
>demoted
>triggered inducosis
Guys I just showed up at a fancy dinner date wearing a sweatshirt and blue jeans. Now everyone is staring at me and my palms won't stop sweating. Do I have inducosis?
>those two fucking retards making noises right before every snap
>tfw your wife will never be railed by a nig from your favorite college team
Woah /sp/ I just noticed this game and went to this thread
I actually work for http://www.indicosys.com/
Do i have inducosis?
>>64626103
No, you're just loosing your spaghetti.
lets get inducosis trending on twitter
Welp this is my last post ever family
My dog just got developed inducosis and I'm gonna have to put him down, then myself
Good luck friends
K-State has inducosis
>>64626253
Wow, looks like a really bad case of inducosis m8. Sorry to hear about it :(
>>64626253
End him now.
I can't stand seeing that sufferinf
K-State's secondary is horrendous
>>64623054
Sigh... as a PAC-12 fan gotta admit we are less than #1 now, maybe... MAYBE if Arizona State and Oregon win we could have a reason to argue about it but right now there's so much pressure on us, SEC bringing it late right now.
Both NEED to win if there is any hope.
>(D)inducosis State
>>64626253
I heard putting ham on your skin is a very good way to treat inducosis
You're a good man to help your dog although it may be too late
BREAKING NEWS: the arkansas player has 10 lb of ham and 5 lb of salami on him at the hospital right now and is fighting stage 4 inducosis
>>64626253
do it quickly
>>64626330
Well they did name like 3 guys who were injured when they were talking about their secondary
It's okay you guys I know how to cure inducosis all you need to do is drink fresh cum
>you are now aware that 2 years ago students at the University of Arkansas set their QB Brandon Allen's truck on fire after they lost to Miss St
>>64626435
Is there anything in the south besides niggers and inbreds?
> this inducosis thing
Not even funny at all. Its been like 30 minutes and you faggots have completely ran it into the ground. Nice job
>>64626435
I hope he didnt get inducosis after seeing that
>>64626464
GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE
>>64626464
youre sounding very upset. might want to get tested for inducosis
>>64626461
tornadoes and inducosis
>>64626464
It seems that you have been afflicted with inducosis.
I will pray for you senpai
>>64626464
25 year EMT veteran here, being that mad is a symptom of inducosis
>>64626464
46 year old neurosurgeon here,
I suggest you talk to your doctor about checking for inducosis
>mfw I've had inducosis for 20 minutes before
am I tough enough for the Salty Spitoon
Cook getting roughed up.
>>64626461
arkansas isn't the south.
>went to a gay bar last week
>was really into this guy Chad
>he pozzed me for inducosis and gave me HIV
>mfw no immune system for the inducosis
Ticking time bomb , fa m
>>64626464
I know, these guys are so insensitive about the perils of inducosis
>>64626610
That wasn't funny
Y'all heard that new Lana del Ray song
>my pussy tastes like inducosis
>>64626461
There's a good amount of really rich southern families that live like kings on huge ranch estates or in the country clubs.
>>64626640
Northwest Arkansas where the school is located isn't "southern" like the rest of the state
>>64626625
U FUKING WUT M8
>>64626666
well shit i can't argue with satanic quads
>>64626666
waste
>>64626666
>checked for inducosis
>>64626666
so then Oxford, MS isn't the south either?
>>64626640
But Arkansas isn't the South.
The first thing I saw in Arkansas when I was driving through on the way to Texas was porn shops. As soon as you cross the state line in and out, it's porn.
>>64626712
mississippi is as south as it gets. arkansas is midwestern.
Kansas St's mascot is nightmare fuel
>k-state mascot is literally a lee corso headgear pick
Bill Snyder has inducosis
>>64626738
I bet you think Louisiana is Midwest too
>it hurts
>>64626738
I bet you think Texas is Midwest
>>64626774
heres my list of southern states:
north florida, georgia, north and south carolina, tennessee, virginia, kentucky, west virginia, alabama, mississippi, louisiana and texas.
>>64626733
Where was that? West memphis?
>>64626738
I bet you think wheelchair is midwest
>>64626834
Good glad you know where Texas belongs
I just ate one of these and now I feel terrible.
I think I'm coming down with something
>>64626840
Correctomundo. I also was up for about 18 hours and nearly crashed five times because of all the fucking road construction.
>>64626888
>yfw you haven't creampied your gf in over 2 days
>>64626888
COSIS
O
S
I
S
>>64626815
Texas is just Texas
>>64626834
North Carolina is not a Southern state, bro. It's Mid-Atlantic like Virginia and Maryland.
>>64626834
Im from little rock and went to Fayetteville and I assure you it is southern. Dont know what else it would be...
>>64626888
It's probably not inducosis but just in case you should see your local pediatrician or dermatologist
>>64626888
your pregnant
didn't realize how much fun arkansas was to watch. they'll be dangerous next year.
DAT FUCKING RUN!!!! SEC!!!!!
>>64626936
No offense man, but Little Rock is a shitty city.
>tfw i thought this would be another blowout
pleasantly surprised at the result
>>64626970
Collins is doing it for his homies with indicosis
>>64626934
North Carolina is definitely Southern m8. The majority of residents are hicks or nigs and the liberals in the Triangle, Charlotte, or the Triad all have roots in the rural counties of NC anyway. Transplants definitely need to get the fuck out though.
this is indicus
>>64626900
West memphis is a literal shithole thats like 95% nigs. Im in philly now and camden reminds me of it.
>allowing cows in the stadium
>>64627044
texas and colorado do it all the time senpai
>>64627044
If your mom wants to go to a bowl game whats the problem with that
>>64626972
None taken, its true. We had a higher murder rate than nyc in the early 90s. Theres even an hbo documentary about it. Fayetteville is really nice though
Nearly just had a meme play there
>>64627083
rekt
>>64627083
OOOOOOOO
GOT EEEM
/inducosisbowl/
>>64627066
A buffalo is not a cow
>>64627141
was it confirmed that the arkansas player died from inducosis?
>>64627170
They put ham on his skin and treated it
only 50% chance of inducosis and it last 15 minutes
>>64627194
jesus christ
>>64626834
>list of southern states:
>north Florida (wut)
>no Arkansas (which was part of the Confederacy)
>being the fattest team in both professional and collegiate football
>>64627240
Stop giving stupid people attention.
>>64627279
Does Arkansas have a bigger line than a NFL team?
>>64627279
>not wanting an NFL-sized O-line in college
this is what being on an inducosis machine sounds like
vocaroo.com/i/s1p4WMVrh7DO
it is peacefull
>big12 '''''defense'''''
Arkansas has a big o-line
>>64627294
Yes, biggest oline in all of football
sorry for ruining perfection, rest of the sec west. will be committing sudoku after this game
>>64626625
Yeah it is. Fayettenam maybe isn't, but everything south of little rock is Deep South
this USC mascot driving a BMW through UCLA territory is pretty cheeky.
>>64627406
I would have thought lsu would have the biggest o-line
>>64626664
>tfw when you come from one of these families
It's nice
alright fine, arkansas is southern. just checked a map and they were further south than i thought, i'm also going to consider oklahoma southern as well.
He probably thought he was still throwing javelins
What is the state food of Arkansas?
>>64627575
razorcake
>>64626834
Doubt you've ever been to Arkansas bud.
>putting West Virginia and Kentucky and not Arkansas
West Virginia is absolutely not the south
>>64627575
methamphetamine
>>64627575
inducosis
>>64627575
Pickled pigs feet
>>64627575
semen
>>64627575
they have pretty good bbq and slaw.
>>64627575
Arkansas has particularly good catfish. We cook it better than Mississippi
We also created cheese dip. Not queso, but cheese dip.
Inducosis homies let's show our presence here
>>64627494
>>64627494
>>64627444
Well you did lose both your qb's right before the bowl
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