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>canautist deleting his post
2nd for top lel
3rd for tampon gonna lead the league in goal points
>>64531031
>Bolts fans are THIS casual
Is this real life
>>64531052
No, canautist fell for blatant bait. He's the samefagging catlyn autist
Reminder
Reminder
how based is Ben Scrivens?
>>64531081
Stop feeding the high schooler
>>64531083
Fucking terrible and exposed as a LA meme baby ever since leaving.
>>64531072
>GP? Ohhh those must be the points right? Goals & Points?
>number of posters not changing
Blatant samefagging going on here
>>64531093
who even gives a shit, he's a straight-up jokester
>>64531137
>implying an autistic high school on Christmas Break has anything better to do
>>64531154
I want to pinch those cheeks
>>64531166
/hoc/ actually was pretty nice last month, I think you may actually be right about that
>>64531187
Canada and America banter sometimes but like 90% of the shitposting comes from him. He's a pretty big loser tbqh. Life must be pretty sad if he dedicates so much of his free time to something so easily ignored.
Huomenta
>>64531204
#tbt 2Fasth2Fuhrious
https://youtu.be/wQlo2LW9w6k
>>64531201
It wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't so obvious that it's the same guy every time. His posting style is exactly the same. I feel bad because even other Canadians on here have called him out for being a retard but he just keeps going. The 1993 and 1980 posting gets way worse when he starts up with this shit
>>64531247
1993 will never die though until America wins a series because for now it's all we have. America's programs are growing and we're producing more talent than before but they have almost an entire century head start, not to mention it's basically THE sport for rich white kids which means a very large portion of Americans can't afford it due to the exuberant, bullshit price of gear.
>Sink money into decent stick
>Get unlucky and have it break within a few uses
>All of a sudden money is down the drain
That shit ain't economical for a lot of people. Unless equipment manufacturers decide to change pricing on goods I don't think ice hockey will ever truly expand on a large scale.
>>64531293
It's weird that the amount of good Canadian prospects is so low this year. Do you think this is just some fluke year? Or is the sport finally getting big enough in other places? Is Canada losing interest since uncle gary keeps bullying them?
>>64531332
Probably just a fluke. They live and breathe hockey. It'll be interesting to see how these economic hiccups affect Canadian prospects in the far future though. I'm curious if it'll have any lasting affects.
>Losing to Avtomobilist Yekaterinburg in the prelim
JUST
>>64531352
Isn't football growing in popularity in Canada? Do you think more Canadians are having their kids get into football? It seems like the chances of getting their kid to be a football star in the Canadian league is better than producing an NHL player. Probably not as much money to be made, but still can't be a bad amount to live on. Also cheaper to get kids into
>>64531376
>Cheaper to get into
>Arguably much easier to play
>Teams have a WAY larger roster which means better chance of "making it"
>NFL teams are starting to scout the CFL more seriously for players
Yeah, there's a lot of reasons it's starting to grow up there, I think.
>>64531388
I'm hoping for an NFL expansion into Toronto sometime in the future. I think that would make the NFL much more interesting. Football is getting painfully boring to watch lately.
>mfw Flyers are ELITE
>>64531409
Once Brady finally fucking retires I think the NFL will have a resurgence in popularity and get a lot more exciting. Right now it's basically Patriots vs Whoever comes out of the NFC. Shits predictable and not very entertaining. Not to mention the horrid officiating and removal of all fun in the game.
>Literally cannot celebrate
>>64531412
Didn't they get beat by Anaheim
>>64531430
The pats are a big part of the reason I can't stand to watch anymore. Especially with the commissioner bending over for them. The problem with the league is it seems like the good teams stay good and the bad teams stay bad. The teams that are good and bad now have more or less been the same for the past 5-10 years it seems.
>>64531431
what are you talking about that was preseason you idiot
>>64531492
Got em
>>64531204
I miss the Quick and Fasth puns
>>64531505
I got ur mum pregnant lel
>>64531514
Me in charge of getting btfo 2bh
>this American autist samefagging
Literally pathetic
>>64531582
Check the post count there's a lot of samefagging going on
Eeeehhhhh..
>>64531594
Ur gonna get raped 2bh.
>Finns said Rantanen was better than Nylander
>It was 3-1
>>64531594
>tfw you'll never have a stalker on the internet want to meet up with you and potentially murder you
Be careful Sweden
>>64531620
>Cuck
>Nigger.jpg poster
>Detoilet fan
If I were him I would risk it all tbqhfam
>>64531668
If I fly to Sweden do u want 2 hang out? We can watch hockey and cuddle. Maybe pick up some qt swede girls
>>64531688
My Bae is the only girl for me
>>64532423
>tfw you lose a draft position for every game you play
>>64531620
>meeting people from 4chan at all
I rather not tbqh family
>>64531668
You sound mad.
>>64532593
On the contrary, Püljüjärvï and Lainelainen have solidly entrenched themselves as the top two picks of next year's draft, and it is Buston Bustthews of the mountain jew beer league who is getting exposed. Hell, even little bro Nylander might be picked in the top half of the first round if he continues his decent play.
>>64532708
Buston:
Points against Canada: 3
Points against Sweden: 0
You are welcome.
>>64532708
>Can't outscore the worst russian team in ages
>Can't keep a 3-1 lead
Meanwhile Nylander outplays Matthews and wins the game against USA
>>64532795
didn't he have 1+1 against canada? Or did they find some crosby 2nd assist after the game?
BELARUS SCAAAARRRSSSS
>>64533081
You're right, I misread the stats page.
>>64532798
How many goal pucks does nylander have?
>>64533630
is it going to happen tonight?
>tfw thought I was going to get to bed early tonight
>tfw realize Detroit are on a back-to-back
>this game will also start late
>>64531137
That's Sean. He does that for some reason.
>>64533669
Leave Scrivens to me.
Bolts are done, right? It will be too little too late, right? Please someone tell me I'm wrong.
>>64533783
gif
>>64533821
They lost against Montreal. I think that answers your question.
>>64533821
If stamkos can put together a solid run of goal points per game the bolts have a chance
>>64533821
>blots
>>64533783
Scrivezina is gonna prove haters wrong tonight.
>Implying anyone can stop him
We'll have 12 wins at home after tonight and put us in really good place for making play offs
How much does the social media manager thing job that each team has pay?
do you think it would be bearable? Just posting memes all day for money?
>>64533902
>>64533850
>>64533832
something bad happened to this man?
>>64533923
he just felt the edmonton feel, but it's alright, he's the next dubnyk now
>>64533902
Undefeated as a hab in 106 years of proud Canadiens history
webm related is the edmonton feel
>>64533984
It's funny because he pointed and yelled "someone get this fucking guy"
why are so many Finns Sturrs fans?
>>64533999
correct
>snus is forbidden in finnish hockey
>some suit gets mad as fuck when a 19 year old on the finnish WJC team is caught on tape doing some snus
What a meme time to be alive.
>>64534099
>game points?
My sides
Nice gretzkys btw
>>64534086
>Finnish """""""men""""""
>>64534099
in case you ever need to meme on sweden
PIM=???
>>64534124
No you casual its games pointed (games only count if they get point in games)
>>64534140
Points in Minutes???? These advanced analytics have gone too far
>>64534126
Pot calling the kettle black. You're lucky I'm at work at can't post the Swedish fag kids and the muslim kid webm.
Can someone help me out here?
>>64534207
>He has to work on December break
>>64534242
>he's a NEET who's never worked a day in his life
>>64533783
Based Barkov will ruin Benny's confidence.
>>64534252
>American goy working during christmas with his 0 paid vacation days while his boss is out celebrating hanouka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yadQ0Qk-X_k
>>64534242
>gets job stolen by muslim
>pretends to be on December break
>>64534252
Ever heard of December break? No classes in session... didn't they have that at your keg lifting academy?
>>64533960
his knees weak, puck is heavy, there's CH on his jersey already, chiarelli
>>64534252
>he's projecting because his job is such utter shit he gets no vacation
Go to school nigger
>>64534310
The kegs ain't gonna lift themselves
>>64534310
Someone's gotta lift those kegs
Canada swiss?
>>64534391
>>64534457
>>64534457
>>64534457
canada v swisserlands
>>64534299
I had like 6 weeks off for Christmas when I was in school
>>64531072
>americaitlyn hockey knowledge
>>64534310
>>64534344
>>64534353
STFU neets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zz_EqIb0b6k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IO8jFJ1dlDE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKO_TI0Pi4c
reminder that all canadian teams should be moved to the usa
>>64534837
>Cleveland Red Jackets
Ottawa's future top pairing is going to be
Karlsson - Chabot
Is anyone even trying to out meme them?
>>64535022
I don't think playing with 5 forwards is a good strategy
post hockey slags senpaitachi
>>64536031
un-smuk them pls
>>64535866
gross
Reminder that i got this for five dollars and it produces feels
>>64536082
>mad at memes
me on the left desu
>come into /hoc/ threads
>its a bunch of lame country based shitposting stolen directly from /int/
>leave /hoc/ threads
I like hockey, but goddamn there is fucking nowhere to discuss it.
Poorly marketed sport desu. Guess I'll just remain the silent fan.
>smuk_anok has not posted in almost 4 months
>>64536228
Join in the festivities
This is /hoc/ in it's golden age
>>64536289
>golden age
/hoc/ has been complete and utter shit for 6 months now, you lying, bbc-craving cuck.
>>64536228
you can go to another hockey site and hear about rape instead of seeing these dank memes
>>64536337
/hoc/ died once the regular season started
>Canautists celebrating after beating a literal 3rd world country
>>64537596
>americaitlyns can't beat new Somalia
Top meme
>needing a SO to beat Switzerland
Hey America, how does Auston Mathews look? Because he'll be an Oiler in the fall.
>>64537684
He's got quite a few goal points so far
>>64537684
I doubt the Oilers will be picking 3rd
>>64537658
Neither can't you and even if you do it's because we already won the group and just cruise around on the ice
>>64537755
Already did, mubutu
Nice damage control
opened the freezer for a cornet ice cream but all we had was ice cream on a stick
don't worry about me guys, I'll be alright, eventually
>>64537807
What's cornet ice cream
>>64537828
>What's cornet ice cream
>>64537807
What flavour is cornet? Like corn ice cream gross lol
>>64537807
>tfw saffron and honey ice cream
>>64537828
>>64537872
It's ice cream in a cone. You don't say cornet over there?
>>64537845
Is this the current state of your country? Swedes dodge this post like their girls dodge white dick
>>64537908
Oh it's just an ice cream cone? We just say ice cream cone. Ice cream on a stick is usually called a popsicle
>>64537908
We call it a waffle cone eh
REMINDER
sters @ Blew suckets
(bluejackets fan here)
>>64538057
>tfw tortorella jacket upset incoming
>>64538069
O jeez, maybe bob will be back on the case tonight
>>64538116
lines of the night
who do we have a broship with?
>>64538147
nobody, you're a faggot
>>64538146
jack johnson and ryan murray elite
- OFFICIAL /HOC/ GAME OF THE NIGHT -
TUESDAY, DECEMBER 29 2015
MONTREAL CANADIENS @ FLORIDA PANTHERS
>>64538169
why is it always habs?
shouldnt it be stars vs jackets, that will be much more interesting
>>64538165
>faggot
MODSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>64538146
>johansen on 4th line
Top lel
>>64538214
nigger faggot
>>64536183
I kind of want to ask those cheerleaders what they think offside means.
>>64538198
This, habs vs kitties will be guaranteed the most boring match of the night. Guaranteed kitty win
>>64538241
hes not starting tonight, unlike every single game
>>64538284
Don't jinx it pls
>>64538169
Battle of the Atlantic!
Can Jagr out-meme Scrivens?
>>64538434
Jagr is not a meme though. He just needs to do what Jagr does best (besides having consensual sex with females in their twenties)
>>64538434
>jagr
>meme
really now
>>64538434
big finnish bull will cuck the femine frogs
>>64538520
Well he's racially Russian but your point still stands.
>>64538005
or a cake cone, but they suck
>>64538470
Please respond to >>64537913
>>64538520
>Finnish
>>64538769
in educated countries we read left to right. you need to mirror those pictures
>>64538866
>Finnish
>>64538774
>>64538866
sweden versus finland, meme showdown go.
I like Sweden more than Binland 2bh
>>64539087
GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>64539087
>>64539096
Now kiss
>>64539096
Finland may be more memein but they're kinda dicks
>>64539110
is that the boipussy Kapanen rams after every game?
Can't wait to see all these frog snowbirds leave the BB&T center knowing that the Panthers are in first place.
>>64539181
Alex cucks him
>>64531083
St. Johns based
>>64539211
Hi former bolts fan
Evander Kane dindu nuffin
>>64535866
>>64539965
>Clear his name
Motherfucker has a shit reputation to begin with. This rape thing is just icing on the shit cake that is Evander Kane
>>64539224
>future forsberg goat
>>64539965
i cant believe those white racists are trying to smear an innocent black man's name. will they stop at nothing?
>>64539904
>tfw literally two teams to choose from to upset Canadians
>>64539985
>not saying "the Evander Kake"
fanned on the shot senpai.
>>64540032
God damn it, I'm usually good with puns. Fuck me....
>>64540045
>....
you'd like that wouldnt you faggot
>>64540025
>literally two teams with zero fans
>goal points
>>64540054
You can be Kane, but you won't help me walk any better ;^)
>>64540086
Förenta staterna av Amerika (^.^) meow ~
Lads, is there a better environment to watch a hockey game than MSG? If the team under performs the crowd will be the first to let them know.
But if the team does what needs to be done, the atmosphere is unlike anything else in the hockey world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyaogMUduAw
>>64533905
Mate, where are you in the UK? I'm from Bristol and live in Calgary now
>>64540137
>Sweden
>>64539965
>fat puckbunny wants to extort money from rich hockey player she slept with consensually.
>She says It was Kane from Buffalo
>Patrick Kane was born in buffalo so it made sense
>She literally meant Kane from Buffalo sabres
>>64540167
>iphone fag
>blogging
>flames fag
>>64540155
united center
>>64540168
Good to see the old finnish lie about being meemers finally dispelled
>changing channels
>snow white and huntsmen
>overhear the line "A year went by but the King was inconsolable."
>rags
>>64539965
WE WUZ CONSENSUAL SEXING N STUFF
>>64538769
How many goal points will Stamkos get with the LAFFS?
>>64540231
Binland is good at memein, theyre just faggets
>>64540225
>midwest """""city"""""
>>64539087
no one gives a fuck what u think tho
>>64540289
WAIT. IDEA. NEW WAY TO PLAY WITH A PUPPER.
cook up some burger patties, get some booties on to your dog's paws, and then get out on the rink and pass the burger puck between you and your mates while the doge runs around trying to catch and eat it. Whoever fucks up a pass or can't stickhandle the burger away from the dog has to buy the other guy a beer.
You probably shouldn't actually skate tho unless your dog has a really short tail already.
>>64540289
He won't fit into the lineup
evenin
>>64540347
what the fuk
>>64540347
I just use my dogs ball and slap it around the yard and make him chase me when I have it. Shits fun and good for working on protecting the puck/ball and stickhandling.
>>64540347
and feed my dog cooked frozen patties?
fuck off
>>64540347
Just did this but with a puck and my pupper didn't have boots cause he's not gay
>>64540358
now this is what i call meme
>>64540376
>not feeding your dog a tasty burger patty
implying the dog fucking cares if it's cold. it's a god damn dog.
daily reminder the WCF will be Yotes Kings
Couple guys who were older than me, they live in an apartment above our hockey school. One guy was Alex Semin. When I see him play for the first time, his skill was unbelievable. I’m like, Wow, I got to learn from this guy. So I started hanging out with him all the time, because we both obsessed with hockey
>Ovi-Kuznetov-Semin never got to be a line
>>64540420
That feel. There could have been a red army line.
Also - That fucking article was hilarious. Read it like Ivan Drago.
>tfw he will be back for the game tomorrow
>on time edition
>was almost 30 posts early
>>64533905
>>64540167
Mah niggas
>>64540407
I wish
>>64540488
that's sharp af.
>>64540461
He's not concussed? I'm amazed desu.
>>64540448
Best Russian
>>64540509
Average flames fans tbqh
>>64540488
RONALD MCDONALD
>>64540407
That's only possible if 5 pacific teams make the playoffs m8
>>64540671
How can ducks fans even compete
>two days after the scrivens/kassian deal...
Scribbles is starting for the habs. Watch him meme on florida and rack up a 30+ shot shutout.
>>64540155
>rags
>>64540155
Whatever arena the habs play in. And I'm not a habs fan
>>64540745
>two days
>price is already out
nice "elite" goaltender you have there, Canada
>>64540873
price has been hurt since the end of november. he's expected back in mid january.
>>64540873
>americaitlyn hockey knowledge
>goal points
>>64540745
>implying Habs can out meme Florida
>>64540914
I guess that means the price still isn't.. (al)right
How many goal points per game is good?
How mad will /hoc/ be when the scf is itty bitty kitties vs sparkledogs
>>64538146
>Falk and Prout
Time for goon
>>64541082
Which kitties
>>64541082
>mad
>at memes
>>64541082
Better then the canadian teams.
>>64541109
Panthlels ya goof.
>>64541127
Hey, some people are dumb
Just making sure he wasn't talking about the jagrs
>>64541091
IM READY
Does being named Kane automatically make you a rapist?
>>64541172
Pretty much
>>64541109
fuck off faggot
>>64541218
>>64541218
>>64541218
>>64541218
Isles @ Leafs
>>64541082
are you kidding me
it'll be the happiest /hoc/ will be because the >rags, hawks, bolts and kongs are all terrible
Post casuals getting btfo
I'll start
Friendly reminder that Justin Shcultz is an NHL Defenseman .
who here is going to watch the bloos and perds?
JACKETS TIME
>>64541278
Seriously?
>>64541305
Heeeeeellll yeah. I'd like to see the predators make it a two game streak.
>>64541347
Biz Nasty on AHL watch
>bernier lets in a goal in the first 2 minutes again
please tell me some has been keeping track of how many starts this is
it has to be a record by now
>sens decimated by injuries
Fuck this owner, fuck this team, fuck everything
mediocrity is hell
JUST
>>64541172
he's black AND his name is kane.
he's basically a double rapist.
>>64540475
explain how a pregnant woman exercising is an amerifat?
>>64541560
Yo we have injuries too ya know
Also here's
>>64541643
the
>>64541643
thread
>>64541643
in
>>64541643
case
>>64541643
you wanted to post with me
>>64541200
i thought sweden diversity rules made it illegal to save pictures of a white woman without at least 2 nonwhite males accompanying her.
>>64540729
this tbhq faam
>>64541864
Is that ekblad with a wig on the right?
HUtton starting against the Bloos, im okay with this, save Pekka for Dallas
>Huberdeau's sister singing the anthem
JUST
>>64542013
Maybe Hubby will score some goals now.
>>64542010
Hutton needs more ice team. He's done well every time he's played. Lavoilette just needs to stop having such a hard on for Pekka, and let him take a break more often.
>>64541937
ruined, thanks ass
>>64541864
thanks for buying me glass seats anon
>>64539975
>>64540407
>>64540488
>>64540638
>>64540729
>>64541668
>>64541780
>>64541821
>>64541841
>>64541864
>>64542121
>North american """"""""""""women"""""""""
>Stars
>>64541668
HNNNGGGGGGGG
I stand corrected
>>64542293
I bet they look weird not surrounded by black guys
>>64542293
>European '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''men'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
>>64542349
>When Canadians post
Filtered
>>64542293
I'm afraid the only Muslims you'll find are laffs fans, sverije.
:^)
>>64542424
>sweden in charge of handling bants
Preds v. Blues thread is online. Catch the game on NBCSN:
>>64542378
>>64542378
>>64542378
>>64542378
>>64542378
>>64542492
alternate caption: Sweden reacts to finding out they can't afford to taking in 10 million immigrants in 2016, and will only be able to take in 8 million.
>>64542492
Can't see this because filter.
Guys tell me if he is crying yet. That banter hook to the jaw I delivered before filtering him and thus winning the duel must have sent him to his knees.
>>64542424
this guy is really super autistic
Who /yotes bro/ here?
>>64542575
i cant blame him, all his country's women are getting impregnated by african immigrants that pick weeds and clean bus stops.
The part that really hurts is that they don't always let him watch.
>>64542602
fuck yeah
>>64542575
>>64542609
There are still kegs to lift, back to work Jamal and Chang
>>64542638
I got tickets to the Jets on Thursday, little nervous about the Hawks tonight tbqh senpai.
>>64542667
u fucking madman
JUST
Habs @ Penths
>>64542714
>>64542714
>>64542714
>>64542722
>>64542722
>>64542722
>>64542722
Wongs jest
Explain why Mr. Wild Thing Bobby Farnham shouldn't be on the All-Star Game? John Scott has nothing on Bobby Farnham!
>>64542667
I-it's ok Mahmoud Ibrahim... y-you don't have to handle any pork when you're working at the ICA... we'll let Elin and Tuva will be tasked to help you with that ;_; if you feel scared of your new home here you can always ask them for a sympathy hug or blowjob, but please make sure you wash your hands before going back to the meat counter. I mean... unless you don't feel like it. We love your culture! Don't forget to invite your friends Abdul, Sharif, and Ismail!
https://twitter.com/NHLonNBCSports/status/682002134062137344?lang=en
Career Fights:
Sidney Crosby - 7
Brad Marchand - 7
Marchand never answers the bell after he dishes it out. He'll be suspended at least 2 for this one.
>>64543112
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGCgnV-GeE0
>>64543075
You sound a little obsessed m8
>>64542700
Good, fuck the oilels
http://www.frontpagemag.com/point/251905/swedens-multicultural-center-expert-islamophobia-daniel-greenfield
>Michael Skråmo, 29, took the whole family - his little four children and wife - to the IS-controlled area inside Syria. Now Skråmo filmed a propaganda video outside the Syrian city Kobane where he preaches jihad and calls Swedish jihadists to leave Sweden and join the "holy war". “My brothers, ‘hijra’ (migration) and ‘jihad’ are so simple. It only costs a few thousand ‘lapp’ [Swedish kronor],” he says in Swedish. “Do you not wish in in your heart to fight and show God what you have to offer him? The door to jihad is standing there waiting for you. It’s the fastest way to Jannah [Paradise]." According to Sweden's Expressen newspaper, he converted to Islam in 2005, after which he travelled widely in the Islamic world, learning Arabic and studying the religion.
>>64543135
What a prick.
wew lad boro just got popped by chara, and then tossed on the ground like a used fleshlight.
>>64543135
>triggered
>>64543247
>trying to fight Chara
>ever
Fucking Manlets
>>64543135
That wasn't really a clip, the contact low wasn't violent. He just fell awkwardly. 2 minutes for interference 2bh
>>64543332
>First contact is hip directly to the knees
>not a clip
>Not a shithead player
Bias is showing kid
that fucking leafs slut is up to her old tricks again
>laff5
tfw when you try to stand up to Chara, he can just cock slap you cause you're at waist level
>>64543332
have you ever played hockey? in what world is that not a clip
>Eric Staal may never win another Cup in his career
Feels bad man
>>64543415
>Jared Staal is in the ECHL
>>64543332
Might as well change the american flag for a Bruins logo...
JUST
>>64543415
Staal is washed up like Jovanovski was to the Panthlels
>>64543463
Le can't block and save man
>>64543479
If only his contract wasn't that massive, he would get traded for a contender.
Literally the best line in hockey
>>64543483
Le I wish I was back in LA man
>>64543524
Jagr is so based.
>CBJ fans thinking they wouldn't beat the Stars
We'll take last place, thank you.
>>64543479
I believe Jovo was the first athlete in any major sport to come back from a hip replacement
If you "come back" you mean play like a #7D on good days and get bought out after the season, of course
>laffs
>>64543502
The Preds will trade for him at the deadline probably
>>64543590
What would be traded to Carolina, though?
>>64543590
iirc he has a no trade clause and he's stated that he wants to play for Carolina in the playoffs again. No matter how good of a haul the Preds offer, if Eric doesn't OK it, it can't happen.
>>64543639
Nothing big, he's just a rental.
>>64543672
Yeah, but Carolina rates him highly. They'd try to get something big out of it. A good pair of prospects, at least.
>quick starting both games of the back to back
Haha time for inconclusive no goals
A moment of silence for CapGeek. God damn I miss that website.
>>64543662
Most of the people in the know seem to think that the Hurricanes don't want him back anyway and he and the team aren't negotiating a new contract. I don't see why he would choose to play the last two months on a bad team instead of accepting a trade for a playoff run if he's going to leave anyway.
Kings oilers thread where? Last game in Rexall for the Kings
>>64543758
generalfanager.com breh
>>64543524
How is it that Jagr looks younger now then he did 10 years ago? The guy has some Benjamin Button like genes or something.
Haha, it's time for Dooks
>>64543492
>>64543492
>>64543492
Burritos @ Oil
>>64543492
>>64543492
>>64543492
>>64543909
He looked younger in Dallas senpai.
>>64543720
>>64543789
I doubt they would let him go for cheap when he's essentially a hero in Raleigh. They always try to hold on to their golden boys, same reason they still haven't moved on from Ward.
>rags
>>64544648
>rags
>gives up 0 goals
>is rewarded with a loss
>stors on pooicide watch
>"best" team in hockey
>lost the the worst team in hockey
If you have not been watching the Bruins-Sens game, you have been missing out
all out brawls right now
>>64544770
BTFO
>>64544770
>Finnish goaltending
>bustkov
>>64533783
>mfw 2+1
SNES BRUINS LINE BRAWL WHEN
Finns are ugly and they smell like poo poo
>SNES ABSOLUTELY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>BORO BTFO BY CHARA
>ALL OTHER SNES FAGS BTFO IN FIGHTS TOO
>7 (SEVEN) TO 3 (THREE)
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
> Jimmy Howard has allowed seven goals on 20 shots in 36 minutes of action in his past two starts.
>>64530954
BEAN IS A OFFSEASON MENE ONLY
>>64544980
R A R E
A
R
E
F L A G
L
A
G
>>64544997
>mad at beans
>Bruins and Sens literally line brawling and dirty hits everywhere and high scores
>a literal battle over which team is memier
>getting BTFO by Zach Rinaldo
LEL
>>64545023
Fuck off
Where are those Jackets fans who said they'd lose to the Stars?
I told you fuckers you'd win.
>>64544663
Bernier gets the loss, retard.
holy fuck, i decided to watch the hasb/panthers game through the panthers stream
i thought bruins announcers were homers, goddamn these panthers ones just don't stop
>>64545079
Btfo
>>64545073
I remember watching this game and wishing all playoff games could get to this level of emotion.
>>64545097
Mate if niemi started it would have been over by the 2nd period
>he thinks the Panthlels are relevent
Whatever you stupid beaner fucks no one cares about your meme team, more Habs fans than florida fans stupid fucks
Ekblad is a pussy and I hope he's concussed
>>64545106
>canautist calling others homers
>Bustkov has fewer goals than Dale fucking Weise
>WAHHHHHHHH WE HAVE INJURIES THATS WHY WE LOST
Sens faggots can fuck right off
Le hab fans on suicide watch
>>64545106
Potvin drinks heavily during the broadcasts.
>>64545343
Fuck off back to reddit kid
>>64545240
Salty murrican le habs fan?
Still I would suggest to check your facts before attempting to banter.
>>64545433
Le salty hab fan I see, oui.
>>64545434
hes a raggot
mad as FUCK at BASED BARKOV
>>64545106
>le Canadian talking about homers
>mfw
>>64545434
>>64545476
Hi cuckolds!
>goal points
>all these fags just now jumping on the barkov bandwagon
>Pierre LeBrun @Real_ESPNLeBrun 49s49 seconds ago
>Marchand on the low bridge hit says he was just trying to turn up ice to pursue the puck carrier
Was at the Habs game. God damn Florida you're a fucking embarassment. It was half empty and everyone was a Canadiens fan.
Can't wait until you faggots get relocated dumb bitches
I'd hit Josiane 2bh
>>64545675
how mad are you about the panthlels being better than the bolts?
>>64545710
shut the fuck up you bandwagoning nigger
>>64545710
He's salty that his le habs lost friend.
>>64545729
sorry but the panthers scored more goal points against the habs than the blots did
>>64545050
thats a kid coming up from the AHL who has literally never scored in the NHL and Rinaldo goes after him
classy
>>64543135
wow that is absolute garbage
as someone who's played high level hockey my whole life, guys who consistently go after players knees like that are the lowest of the low. Esecially consideraing Marchand has had as many fights in his career as Crosby
He does shit like that then doesn't answer the bell. At least Boro took on Chara tonight and was a stand up guy
>>64545798
He literally went after Rinaldo
>>64545828
Yeah that was a classless "hit" to a defenseless player. hope he gets suspended
He's a real life meme.
>>64545872
>>64545828
>let me defend our goons but bash Marchand
haha canadians
>>64545675
R u new?
>>64545764
>he thinks the panthers will make the playoffs
>>64545932
>our goons
marchand is canadian you fucking idiot
>>64545970
>bolts
>goal points
>Marchand saying to the press he was just trying to turn and go up ice
LEL
E
L
can't blame him for saying that but that is some serious bold faced lying
>>64546051
No I was talking about the Sens player who also had dirty fucking hits like the boardin hit on Ferraro and the gooning at the end of the game you fucking moron
>canadian
Ya not surprised you're retarded
>>64545932
who's Ottawa's goons that are being defended?
>reminder that you are posting with literal autists
>>64546083
So you assumed I was a sens fan.
another reason you're a fucking idiot.
dirty hit
>>64546096
Whoever that fuck was on the boarding hit.
Didn't see a single one of you out your player for that hit, which was dirty as fuck.
>>64546098
This is nothing new.
>>64546129
>a dirty hit by the other team means my teams hit was less dirty
you are a mental invalid my man.
>>64546129
It was a clear boarding penalty by a guy whos up from the ahl and is an OFD....far from a goon
>>64546163
No it does not you literal fucking retard i never said that.
But you can't bash one player for being a goon and not the other when they both are
>>64546172
lel
LEL
L-E-L
>>64546196
we arent discussing the other hit you fucking dingaling
go back to reddit
>>64546172
OFD?
Obnoxious Fucking Dickhead?
>>64546212
thats my POINT
>this canadian
>dumber than mud
Yup makes sense
>b-but Marchand hurt my f-feelings again!
lol
>>64546239
we are discussing the marchand hit and how it was clearly dirty
This has nothing to do with the other hit.
are you fucking handicapped?
are you the >goal points guy?
>>64546129
noone called out your player for the hit from behind on Boro that sent him into the boards either....street goes both ways
>>64546234
no thats this>>64546239 guy
>>64546268
Ok
Have fun crying about Marchand hurting your feelings again while ignoring that the entire game was full of dirty hits from both sides and fighting and gooning
Keep whining about Marchand over a single hit in a game with a ton of it
Keep crying over Marchad
Canadians seem to love to do that
>>64546279
Yup just keep crying about Marchand
>game full of dirty hits and goonery
>let's talk about Marchand
You canadians are so fucking obsessed with him.
>>64546297
nobody is crying you dumb homer we are discussing a dirty hit.
Jesus christ boston fans are dogshit.
>k-k-k-keep c-c-crying
>>64546196
>lel
>LEL
>L-E-L
>this damage control
>the american education system
Want me to show you how to actually hold a hockey stick? Be careful not to slip on the ice, though.
>>64546315
holy shit bro why are you so mad on the internet
>Habs go on a tear to start the season, being the best in the league
"lel its just a fluke they're meme"
>Panthers get a few lucky bounces and win a couple in a row
"Panthers are elite and will go to the Stanley Cup
FUCK YOU /HOC/. You mouthbreathing autists are the fucking worst
Flyers fan checking in. Will they destroy the Shorks tomorrow?
>>64546315
>n-nobody's c-c-crying about m-ma-ma-marchand I s-s-s-swear!
Ya
You are
>>64546297
Marchand also speared turris tonight and somehow only got a 2 minute penalty for hooking or some shit
https://twitter.com/PeteBlackburn/status/682025088753909760/photo/1
He was just a digrace all night
refs were terrible tonight, sens were worse though
>>64546348
>discussing hits is crying
ok buddy
>bombston
worst fans in sports tbqh
>>64546315
At least you know when someone resorts to "keep crying", they've completely lost.
"Keep crying" is literally grade school shit
>>64546315
So how 'bout that Jimmy Hayes?
>>64546365
>"lost"
is this what you think
I "lost" a conversation because I pointed out how pathetic you guys are being for crying over Marchand's hit when the game was full of shit like that?
Yup, Canadians
>>64546367
Good hatty. Grats to him.
Now, back to the hit. Do Americans all have ADHD or what? I'm trying to decide how sensitive I should be.
>>64546365
It seems to work, though, especially on grade school-caliber minds like your average Canadian's
>>64546365
I expect nothing less from bombston shitters desu
you cant have a discussion with them without them getting anally aggravated
>>64546354
Ottawa had 7 penalties, Bruins had 4
Yet those idiots are crying about Marchand's hit
And yes the refs did have a horrible night.
>Canada vs us shitposting again
JUST
lel I bet this guy is the game points guy from last night
lets find out
>americaitlyns
>>64546382
so you're telling me Boston fans never "cry" about another payer and call for a suspension when there's a dirty as fuck hit on one of your guys?
>>64546382
If I "think" something, it's right. That's because I'm smarter than you.
>Big Bad Marchand making Canadian knees wobbly again
What a freaking God.
Are the Predators the only team that don't practice 3 on 3, because theyre flat out garbage during the 3 on 3 period.
>>64546390
It "works" how? Flags you as a retard? Yeah, it's working alright.
>>64546415
You thought WRONG retard
like lmao
>>64546413
Never fucking said that, but you still seem to be putting words in my mouth.
Crying over one bad dirty hit when there was a ton of them between both teams in one game because it just so happens that dirty hit included a player you dont like is pretty pathetic and obsessed.
That was my point. You dont have to stop crying about Marchand, but thats exactly what youre doing whether you want to admit it or not.
>>64546417
>defending a guy who goes after players knees consistently and never stands up to fight after his dirty hits
wew lad
not even mad about tonight because the sens were GARBAGE
Dumb for Marchand though because he's gonna miss the Winter Classic now
>>64546389
I honestly didn't like that hit, though I don't know how intentionally dirty I'd call it. It looked like he was trying to turn the corner on his guy and caught him ugly-like, though he seemed to put a bit of extra Chinese mustard on it.
In the end, though, the game was full of shit like that, and putting the focus on one nasty hit is missing the forest for the trees. The game ended in a line brawl
>>64546425
3 on 3 is shit like the shootout.
>>64546442
there was only 1 suspendable incident tonight m8 and it is considered amongst hockey players to be one of the worst most cowardly things to do (going after someones knees)
>>64546433
I'm not the one who said "keep crying", but yes, it has successfully outed you as a salty faggot.
>>64546444
>defending a guy who goes after players knees consistently
This is completely false. He's barely done it a handful of times in his career, IF THAT.
He is a goon though.
>>64546466
The boarding hit wasn't suspendable?
the elbow to the head wasn't suspendable?
stfu
>>64546477
no, they weren't. Not even close
>>64546477
>he's barely done it a handful of times in his career
AHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
>LOOK AT THIS FUCKING RETARD
>barely done it a handful of times
wew
e
w
>>64546477
Marchy's not a goon, he's the top scorer and one of the Bruins' most skilled guys. He's also 5'9", a fact that precludes him from fitting the goon archetype. He engages in occasional goonery, but he's not a goon. Guys like John Scott are goons, big, slow dumbasses with no skills other than dirty hits and fighting.
>tfw have tickets to the Bruins vs Sens on January 9th
CAN'T WAIT
Hoping for a line brawl like in the good ol' days of the sens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAPhqXj_24I
>>64546517
Got any fucking proof buddy?
Other than your analpain?
>>64546508
Nice bias
>james neal isnt a dirty player
>hes only ran guys into the boards maybe 6-7 times at the nhl level
>>64546508
Talbot got a 2 game suspension of his late hit with his elbow like a week ago
That one definitely is.
>>64546545
I was laughing at your ridiculous enabling bias of "oh hes only done it a handful of times, hes not a dirty player"
Thats exactly what a dirty player does
You're the dumbest homer I have ever talked to.
>>64546532
>that announcer
fucking based
>>64546532
how can anyone watch these brutes and actually enjoy it
>>64546577
You're fucking pathetic and this is exactly my point.
You think Marchand is some terrible scumbag always doing this shit like low hits to the knees when he isnt
and you have no proof to show that he does because there isnt any
and this goes back to my original point
For all the dirty hits and goonery and stupid shit in that game, you guys chose to talk about Marchand's freaking hit.
You were literally crying about him and specifcally him. That's obsessive in nature, yet you won't admit it.
Marchand a shit
>>64546598
>brutes
sens had the best team in the NHL in the mid 2000's, tons of talent
>>64546604
>The Bruins forward has been suspended for both slew-footing and low-bridge hits before. In 2014-15, Marchand was suspended two games for slew-footing Derick Brassard of the New York Rangers while in 2011-12 he was suspended five games for clipping Vancouver Canucks defenceman Sami Salo.
yeah you're a fucking idiot buddy.
>>64546646
>twice
Wow that's it?
Hmm, because everybody has such a clean fucking slate.
You can keep marking him up as that goon and focus only on him though.
Because everything is about Marchand all the time with you guys.
>MARCHAND STOP HURTING MY FEELINGS
Also
>slew-footing
>targetting the knee
LMFAO
>>64546604
>when he isnt
So why is his reputation amongst NHL players is that of a dirty player? talented, but dirty.
He's one of the most suspended players currently playing in the NHL
>>64546634
i meant the fighting overall, i dun watch hockee unless im forced to
>>64546698
He isnt as in he isnt targetting the knees all the time because he literally isnt
thats what I meant
>>64546707
why are you in /hoc/ then?
>>64546697
Those are just the suspendable ones.
You are really upset about losing this argument, I get it.
>U CANT FIND PROOF
One google search
>U CANT FIND MORE PROOF
top kek you dumb boston homer
>>64546604
Wait so you mean that people always seem to talk about Marchand's goonery, even when it wasn't the worst example in the game?
Anon do you see a pattern? People don't talk about Kayne being an arrogant prick because they are secretly jealous of his musical talent. Its because he is an arrogant prick.
>>64546727
>implying half the people here even watch hockey
I mostly come here for the memes
>habs fags get btfo by a florida meme team
>manage to keep their heads and be respectful
>sens fags shit up the thread crying instead
kek cuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGD5DbljtfE&ab_channel=dafoomie
HE A GOOD BOY HE DINDU NUFFIN
TOP KEK MY SIDES
>>64546734
You literally found one instance where he targetted a knee and was suspended for it.
>those are just the suspendable ones
Literally lmao
because no other player plays like a goon, right?
>>64546726
even targetting the knees twice (far more than 99.9%of the NHl has) is enough to get you into scumbag dirty player tier
Hits to the knees are only an attempt to injure, can't be construed as anything else
A hit to the head could maybe be because you misstimed a hit or the guy moved last second or something, which is still bad but is understandable.
Hitting someone at the knees with your hip requires a deliberate attempt to injure.
>>64546727
because its 6 am i cant sleep
>>64546767
New
>>64546738
I have no problem with everybody hating him for being a goon that pisses people off, I love that.
but im still going to call out canacucks when they cry about Marchand in instances like this
>>64546760
Bergeron doesn't.
>>64546760
>MUH OTHER PLAYERS
you keep coming back to this logical fallacy, friend.
This has nothing to do with anyone else, only the obvious dirty play of brad marchand.
Im sorry this angers your bombston homer brain.
>>64546788
Bergeron sometimes does m8.
>>64546796
You can't seem to get off marchand
he seems to be the only thing on your mind
You seem...
obsessed with him :^)
>>64546796
You also shouldn't arrest rapists because other people rape too.
>>64546814
>o-o-obsessed
lmao youre pretty much out of arguments, I get it, your dumb bombston brain is exhausted
>>64546844
You never had an argument to begin with. You are sticking to a discussion about one player's dirty hit because you can't take your eyes of him. That's been the point from the beginning and you've yet to disprove it LEL
And your arguments about him being a scumbag knee hunter have yet to be prove either
>>64546844
Maybe he'll come back with a real crusher like "keep crying" or ":^)", so watch out.
>>64546878
Glad you've decided to circle around the discussion and drop out of it entirely. Seems you've yet to come up with something to actually argue with.
>someones actually trying to defend Marchand claiming he's not a dirty player
wut'd hard.
>>64546345
Nah probably not
>>64542293
"Swedish" women
>>64547898
/hoc/ is /pol/ :^)
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