>mfw shit OP image
Go Switzerland you can do it.
>>64534484
You don't enjoy tpb .
>conceding first again
>canada
>hicketts scores his 2nd own goal
no wonder he went undrafted
>""""can""""ada
Why is it Suisse and not Schweiz?
LOOK HERE BIG OLD JAKE CHURCHERUN SHOUD TA BEEN ON DA BIG CLUB DAVE LOWRY GOT NO BIG RIGHT SHOTS FROM THE POINT OR HOW BOUT ETHAN BEAR BIG OLD BLUELINER FROM THE DUBYA-HL LEADS ALL D MEN IN POINTS RIGHT HANDED FELLA LETS GO (THUMBS UP)
>>64534496
It's poor visibility for the thread, making it harder for people to find it.
>hurr durr ricky's head everyone knows that means WJC
>>64534497
was conceding the first goal part of your plan?
swiss know they can't win, so they decided to bully all the top teams
>Can't even compete with fucking relegation teams
>pls no bully me swissmen
That Marner rush
>>64534642
>Deluded Canadians talk like that """"player"""" is some kind of equal to Nylander the Great
We don't have McDavid; the tournament is irrelevant
>>64534665
it was bad enough that nylander was a meme
but now he's a forced meme too.
>tfw canada has the day off in the spengler so i cant watch that instead of this shit show
>>64534671
WJC conditioning stint when
>>64534518
Need to make the French speakera feel important.
>>64534701
*speakers
>>64534671
What team actually got a good NHL player besides the Czechs?
>>64534671
No one cares about "Nylander - the bust version"
vgs chazbot
As someone who hates the World Juniors
This is great
Which one of you faggots is reporting youtube streams.
>>64534735
tfw used to play tribes/tribes 2 all the god damn time
CANADA B T F O
>CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA >CANADA
B T F O
T
F
O
HAHAHAHAAAA CANDADA IS DOOMED
>canada so shit that choking to russia doesnt seem to bad anymore
thanks poutines
its ogre
oh oh el oh el
>b-but blackwood was supposed to be GOAT
They are just bribed with a yearly dose of swiss chcolate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaG2Acg8n60
>most dangerous lead
Draisaitl mentioned
Canada on suicide watch
Lmao kill me
This is all Marner and Virtanen's fault
>bringing a bunch of busts to the tournament
>bringing meme players like Hicketts, Marner, Virtanen and Point
>Having goalies worse than a AA bantam team
Absolutely disgusting, just fuck my shit up
maybe they can make up a few new medal tiers so canada can get one this year
>tfw swiss are playing a more canadian game than the canadians
stream?
>>64534821
>having loser finn genes on team
surely we will win, right guise
>>64534836
Stop being poor and turn your TV to NHLN
>Swiss
>most dangerous lead
I'm not even worried bros
I heard hockey was popular sport in Canada.
I guess I was wrong :^)
>>64534822
Marner and virtanen are good hiketts is a meme
canada playing in white jerseys btw
Canada doesn't care about the juniors
>>64534845
why are you so mean
>>64534855
>Marner
>not another laffs bust
SCAAAARRRR
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>>64534855
>Marner
>Not a potato
Delusional laffs fan
DYLAN STROME
>mfw GOAT Yotes prospect cuts the lead to 1
Lindt fags btfo
>those qts behind the bench
>tfw Canada have more than 10 times the registred players we have
>tfw they are all shit
>>64534884
>>64534895
Ive watched him play live 6 times hes real af
>Swiss goalie has holes like swiss cheese
it's like poetry
Karlsson - Chabot
Ottawa is going even more meme on D
TAKE THAT THIRD WORLDERS
IT'S NOT OVER YET
>>64534882
it's just memes
mfw laffs passed on hanifin for marner
>>64534917
Doesn't change the fact that he's one hit from being a potato
TAKING THAT STROME BONE DEEP
FUCK THIS TEAM
Canada will win, and it is totally pointless to watch this. It is the truth isn't it?
>>64534917
Statpadding on 12 year old in the OHL doesnt make him a good prospect
>>64534946
if you're watching hockey hoping for canada to lose, then it's pretty pointless, yes
Canada under Harper
>Olympic Gold, unbeaten world championship and gold world juniors
Canada under Trudeau
>shit Wjc team
>>64534966
still got the spengler
>>64534946
Canada is pointless.
>>64534993
Sweden these memes need work, you should take lessons from Finland. They produce much danker material.
>>64535008
They were stolen from us.
Ancient swedish bear memes
>>64534993
memelander is a bad meme
here's a better one for you.
just use that nylander lips pic and paste his lips overtop of a woman's anus. They look the same and have probably taken a similar number of black dicks.
>>64535048
What was stolen? The finns? In that case, yes they were.
>>64535077
Lol first Swede to make me laugh.
>>64535077
>The commie reindeerfucker with half sami half finn heritage is back
>sweden trying to force memes again
when will they learn
>tfw mitch marner doesnt even look that impressive
>he will probably max out at 60 points in the nhl
>>64535112
Tfw when we still have nylander
>>64535112
he looks like a solid 30 point 100 PIM third liner
good Canadian boy to play for the leafs
>>64535112
60 points is a first liner these days, you mean more like 40
>>64535135
cherry is gonna lose his shit when both of them get concussed in their first game
>>64535140
10/10 skills. sweden at least puts some effort in this shit
>Swedish memes
Amazing what you can do when you spend all of your time in the cuckshed
>>64535135
>tfw he got concussed the fuck out by swiss
>kapanen looked like shit yesterday too
its ogre
>>64534756
alex?
>>64535101
Wrong on all acounts.
>>64535173
nah bruh
i played with SMC/SMR back the fuck in the day
>>64535170
It doesn't seem like it was a concussion. They're not saying what the problem is, but he might even be skating tomorrow.
>>64535135
Not for long.
He was real pissed about being kept in the AHL and said that any other organization would have rewarded him already.
He was also pissed about not being released to WJC earlier.
Also if you don't draft his brother you can kiss hiss ass goodbye
>>64535175
>sweden's "svenska spel" icon is literally a crecent moon and star
You guys really are all muslims, aren't you.
>>64535193
>woozy
>slow to get up
it was a concussion
>>64535196
W Nylander is damaged goods now and is a concussion baby
>>64535196
Babcock hates playing young guys, he kept Cleary around in Detroit while Tatar and Nyquist were ready to play in the NHL
Nylander will have to bide his time
>>64535254
Or he could just go to Hongcouver to win a cup
BLACK GUY ON SWITZERLAND AHAHA WTF
>>64535254
Nylander will be brought up 40 games left in the season, it saves the laffs an RFA year or something
>spy school
>>64535321
ok ive seen some growth in your meme quality, i'm moving you up to the second line.
>meme school
>refpuck
Jakki Virtannen feeling the heat of home ice
>virtanen
>marner
canadas next generation are all busts
>Virtanen
Reminder that the Cancucks actually drafted this Finnish bust with the 6th overall pick
>>64535336
It's a country where even black people are well off enough to play ice hockey.
Chabot > Shikkits
finally this works
>>64535385
>>64535386
>Hongkong actually picked a bust with finnish choker genes instead of guess who?
It's a hard on but I will give you a clue
>>64535402
>virtanen
>2 picks before nylander
>fleury
>1 pick before nylander
Which is worse?
Germoney should annex the Swiss.
>>64535463
Larkin?
Virtanen is literally worst player, including Le Suisse
>>64535475
the swiss could literally buy canada if they cared about hockey
>>64535463
Nylander should have gone 1st desu
Virtanen fails at recieving the pass again
>>64535506
>Nylander over Draisaitl
Y'ALL READY FOR THIS?
>>64535498
isnt slovakia is rich country these days?
Fuck, Canada is not even trying. Should just play the 5 guys who are trying to play at this point:
Marner - Strome - Barzal
Chabot - Dermott
>>64535542
Draisaitl uber alles
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>>64535578
soon to be richer than the czechs at least
>>64535578
No.
>>64535580
Strome and Chabot sure
the rest of those suck
WEW LADS
WE GOT A TIE GAME
swiss on suicide watch
fuck
we need to win this
>doubting the glorious leaf
MOST.
DANGEROUS.
LEAD.
>letting the Hicketts meme score on you
fact: every player you shit on scores
>fake hype for tying up the game vs switzerland
>switzerland
Do you remember when konecny was supposed to be good lmao that nigga got like 8 concussions
>>64535492
No Zetterberg babbys no, but a nice atempt
>>64535506
We have a real pokemon master over here.
Take this badge and pls fuck my Onix while I watch
>>64535644
probably because everyone gets shit on since this is the worst team canada of all times
>the caliphate of sweden
>>64535633
He actually scored on the right net. Good for him!
kill pls
>not running a Hickey-Hicketts pairing to confuse the opposition
That's why Canada won't win gold lads
>>64535604
dont lie slovakia seem very rich now that communism dead
none of this matters
sweden will cuck us all
for years they took the cucking lying down
and now is the time of cuckmaggeddon
>>64535764
saying "richer than commies" is like saying "better at hockey than switzerland"
>>64535760
DUDE
>>64535772
Canada should bring a token nigger and arab to every tournament, the Swedes would have to let them score for fear of being racist
wow kindschi, did they remember to put a brain in there?
>>64535760
nylander looks like he belongs at that parade desu senpai
>>64535802
lel
>swiss coach is literally agent 47
all the goonery explained
>>64535772
Sweden isn't very scary, just a goalie babby.
>>64535802
The time for "sweden is cucked" is over for you Cuck'nada
Just enjoy what's left of 2015 because 2016 is coming
>>64535844
kek
How did switzerland lose to denmark?
they are way better
>>64535889
Canada just fucking sucks
>>64535846
>Goalies are not part of the team
PURE INTANGIBLES
>>64535889
3 suspended players
plus the swiss are choke artists against presumed shitty teams
>>64535889
Swiss always seem to be a bogey team for Canada at any tournament.
who else /spenglerduringintermission/ here?
>>64535963
it's been a pretty great tournament so far
lugano made a 6:3 out of a 0:3 vs. mannheim on the first day, and today davos had a nice comeback against jokerit
>>64536016
Davos is cozy
>Canada in charge of beating Switzerland
Everytime
Canada's biggest nightmare is Switzerland followed by Russia, both in senior and junior tournaments
>>64536056
except when we use Vancouver nightlife against Russia during the Olympics.
>>64536051
Because of all the undercover policemen and military. People wouldn't dare start shit.
>>64536051
Indeed
I'm pretty jelly of their stadium
>>64536137
shit it's like a hockey cathedral
>>64536137
its like a cathedral, its beautiful
>>64536157
>>64536160
cathedralmind
>>64536137
>wooden sticks everywhere
>no space for seating
absolutely_disgusting.jpg
>>64536219
its a giant cucksauna just for you, antti.
>>64536219
>mongol talking about architecture
>>64536308
Virtanen didn't died
sadfrog.jpg
>>64536349
well his hockey iq can't get any lower
Virtanen is this year's version of Nick Ritchie, a big bust with no skills and only size
>canashit
>Point
>incapable of getting points
Wow, the irony
fuckkk, didn't realize how close that was
lmao canada what a trainwreck
>>64536308
Classic Switzerland
holy shit canada are garbage
Jesus fuck, this team is fucking terrible. Spaghetti is being spilled all over the ice
How can Canada have so much trouble subduing the Swiss?
>THAT FEELERINO WHEN GETTING RELEGATARINOED
teenage hockey
>>64536636
>this buttblastedity
also, take it back a notch with the forechecking on the pk pls
>mfw canada gets relegated
>dat uncontrollable rage from the swiss coach
I can see why he failed spy school
JUST
>>64536547
>point
>not shooting from the point
Kill the team
Send Lowry to a labour camp
Purge Hockey Canada
Get relegated and rebuild
What a fucking disgrace of a team
JUST
>>64534457
>that part in trailer park boys where they go back to prison just to win the prison hockey tournament
kek every time
>>64536754
Kek thanks I was going to do that when I got home
Is this on a large rink?
I don't think canadian teenagers can handle large rinks
canada is a meme team, what a time to be alive
what is chance, that we will play vs Canada in 1/4 ? I want Sweden or USA, and final with CAN
>>64536800
that'd make sense, but it's still disgusting how bad we are
test
my heart
>this """"game""""
>>64536827
ok put le nylander face on the kids.
>>64536800
I appreciate your help with damage control, but this team just sucks dick
>>64536827
>elephant ears
kek feel bad for people with these
>>64536754
fuckin kek
inb4 the media starts "they are just kids we shouldn't be so hard on them" routine
>>64536800
It's a hybrid rink. Somewhere in between a large and a small rink.
NO HEART
#heartless
>>64536831
If they lose today it's very possible to meet in the semis
>>64536800
It's a hybrid rink, like ~95 ft wide compared to 85 ft for North American rinks. 100 ft is International standard, but Scandinavian rinks go anywhere from 85-98 ft
>>64536901
that is a valid point though
that being said, fuck these cunts. embarrassing us again
>>64536909
so it's Finnish is what you are saying
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS GAME TIED
RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64536923
yyyääääääää
>tfw no eberle to save canada
>>64536673
JUST
Goddamn, this is boring. Even if we lost against the Russians it was much more entertaining than this.
>>64536921
so you forgot they won the gold and this is just a round robin game?
>>64536965
are you kidding this game is wire thin right now
>canada juniors a few years ago
crosby, toews, price, doughty, stamkos, tavares
>canada juniors now
losing to swaziland
>>64536896
>2016
>nonsound webm
>owner of 4chan Jackie Chan
I just don't understand how these are the 7 best canadian defencemen of their age group
like they don't do anything special, sanheim and chabot show some hands sometimes but outside of that you never see them skate the puck up the ice, good outlets, big hits, elite defense, big shots
they're just there
>>64536954
>we will never see Eberle in the WJC again
>>64536973
>round robin
HOW DO YOU WANT YOUR JUNIOR TEAM F AM?
>>64536977
Had to double check it wasn't the World Seniors desu.
>>64536997
Makes you wonder how bad Chychrun is
>>64536990
go back to krautchan, blyad blyadov
>>64536982
Canada would have stomped switzerland 10 years ago
>>64537003
smug bastard will never save >us again
>>64537012
JUST BUST MY SHIT UP
>>64536990
his name is jackie 4chan thank you
>tfw I have a folder of sound webms that are pointless for /wsg/ that I'm saving for /sp/ when I can post them
>tfw the swiss aren't even at full strength
Who's got them dank Canadian hockey memes?
I fucked up my hard drive and lost everything ;_;
>>64537071
lewd
>>64537052
>>64537003
Delete this
>>64537071
>it's like in all my chinese cartoons
GROUP A POWER RANKING
1. USA
2. SWEDEN
3. SWITZERLAND
>>64537114
accurate
OVERTIME
V
E
R
T
I
M
E
>>64537114
>beat usa
>n.2
pekka pleasealainen
>>64537123
>canadian hockey knowledge
>>64537046
I love so much ur nation GLORY SOMALIA
>>64537051
>2005 world juniors
P O I N T
O
I
N
T
IT'S A POINT AGAINST CANADA
It's not ogre for Switzerland yet
People actually watch this meme """"""""""""""sport?"""""""""""""""""
Top kek you fucking losers get a life
GO SVEITSI GO
JUST
U
S
T
Holy shit, this team sucks
Virtanen has literally spilled spaghetti every time he's touched the puck
>>64537134
north american playoff culture
>>64537151
ahmed pls go
>>64537170
BUST
U
S
T
>Virtnanen fans on the shot
literally the title of this Canadian book this year
>watching teenagers play hockey
pretty sad tbqhwy famiglia
You can clearly see that Virtanen is Finnish the way he's so shit at hockey
Probably WCJ2016 will be most easy ever
This Canadian goaltender is a bit iffy/shit 2bh family.
>the Vancuckver Cancucks of British Cuckombia used a draft pick on Virtanen
>>64537183
It's 2015 and you're still watching this weak ass """""""""""sport""""""""""""
>>64537275
ahead of guys like Nylander and Larkin
BOOOOOOOOOOOOORING
>>64537283
Happy new years
strome is the only one playing team canada, everyone else is playing nhl 16 and its fucking embarrassing
>>64537283
build wall pls
DISASTER
>needing a shootout against Switzerland
wew
SHOOTOUT
H
O
O
T
O
U
T
lmao can you hit the net
Fuck this shit
>relying on Cuckwood
we're doomed
>>64537135
...
dubs confirm canada loses shootout
MARNER SUCKS
A
R
N
E
R
S
U
C
K
S
>>64537400
HAPPENING
fuck you virtanen and fuck you marner
>canada can actually easily lose this
>>64537400
REEEEEEEEEE
>>64537400
thanks based sverige
>>64537415
>B-but Marner is our number 1 prospect and Nylander is 2
>LAFFS
>>64537400
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Put in fucking MacDonald
FUck Fuck FUCK
LET'S BRING UP TOEWS FOR THE 700th TIME SINCE THAT SHOOTOUT
Fuck you TSN
Let's go CANADA
Swiss goaler is a real qt
>>64537480
This. TSN will be shilling that moment until the end times
>going that wide and not being russian
meme faggot bust confirmed
>Strome didn't score
ogre
STROME
T
O
P
P
E
D
RELEGATED
>RELEGATED
RELEGATED
>RELEGATED
RELEGATED
>RELEGATED
RELEGATED
>RELEGATED
RELEGATED
>RELEGATED
>T-this ain't the same swiss team that played Denmark
>T-three suspended players are back for this game
When did Canada become just as phatetic in hockey as they are in everything else?
Fuck me, man......... FUCKKCKCKCCKKC
POINT
point gets the Game Point
>waiting until the shootout to show up
good captain tbhfam
>>64537532
>Swedecuck talking shit
>Canada wins game in dangleshot
This is almost disappointing.
IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
whatever canada's still gay
>celebrating after beating a 3rd world country
>>64537400
>false prophet
smhtbhfam
It was 2-0.
>swedish dubstending
HSHAHHAHAHAH SWISS BTFO
Suisse should have won tbqh
That's some intense celebrating for beating Switzerland.
embarrassing
IS THERE ANY COUNTRY MORE BASED?
FUCK NO FAGGOTS
CANAGODS STILL RULE HOCKEY
but i already had a shitpost written and now it went to waste
HAHAHAHAHA
SWISSKEKS
B
L
O
W
N
THE FUCK OUT
GET REKT FAGGOTS
HOLY SHIT MY SIDES
CANADA WINS FAGGITS
>Sweden wins the group with 2 games to go
kek
ggwp swissbros
Great game Switzerland. You almost embarrassed us out there.
I'm not expecting much from Canada this year desu.
>The helvetian confederation of Switzerland
Welp just need to beat USA in regulation and have everyone else cuck Denmark
piece of cake
That old dude between the models looks so smuk as if he trimmed his pubes with both of those razors. That blonde on his right probably did the trimming.
>tfw no cheeky eberle to try and get a handshake from the girls
HERE COMES THE SHAVERS
All of these yuropoors jealous of the greatest hockey nation in the world, talking shit because they're ok at fetus league hockey
Pretty scary tbqh bros ;_;
>all this motörhead spam today
For fucks sake he was 70 years old.
Based canada
>>64537643
And it's amazing he even reached 70.
http://strawpoll.me/6396659/
Important poll:
http://strawpoll.me/6396676
spengler time
>>64537643
he fucked over a thousand hot rocker girls
guy pretty much lived for an entire country of men
>watching the game with my dad
>yelling obscenities at the TV every time Canada fans on a shot
>scare the dog
Sorry pupper
>>64537738
>yelling obscenities at the TV every time Virtanen fans on a shot
ftfy senpai
>>64537768
He's in his homeland, the memes are too strong in him
>>64537780
I heard that when finns return to their country, their eyes morph back to almond shaped.
Maybe he couldn't see very well because of that.
