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::NBA GENERAL::
>What center would you build around edition
Monday:
Lakers/4:00 PM/Hornets***RBL
Pelicans/4:00 PM/Magic
Clippers/4:00 PM/Wizards***
Hawks/4:00 PM/Pacers
Nets/4:30 PM/Heat
Raptors/5:00 PM/Bulls***RBL
Bucks/5:30 PM/Mavericks
Timberwolves/5:30 PM/Spurs
Cavaliers/6:00 PM/Suns
76ers/6:00 PM/Jazz
Kings/7:30 PM/Warriors***
>All times are in Pacific Time
Tuesday:
Pistons/4:30 PM/Knicks
Hawks/5:00 PM/Rockets
Heat/5:00 PM/Grizzlies
Bucks/5:00 PM/Thunder
Cavaliers/6:00 PM/Nuggets
>All times are in Pacific Time
>>64519433
cousins or drummond
probably drummond; better rebounding, just as good offensively
>>64519433
cousins>drummond>gobert>horford>gasol>deandre>vucevic>dwight>jefferson
>no whiteside
>no brook lopez
give me towns over all of them
SOON
Jonas Valanciunas will be best center in the east for next 10 years.
His ceiling is incredible 20/10 guy with elite FT%
Too much upside
Drummond or Cousins
RIP in peace Meadowlark Lemon.
Greatest Player Ever
>>64519433
Drummond
He at least has some post moves
Either him or cousins
Then probably vuc
FUCK YOU LEBRON FUCK YOU I BET MY COUSIN YOU GUYS COULD BEAT GSW WITH LOVE AND IRVING AND YOU LOST, I LOST
FUCK YOU LEBRON
This is what Kobe said about you fags who hate the RBL broship.
>>64518704
i dont even really like women dummy, but even i know the difference
this is thick, notice how she's big at the right spots while having a flat stomach
you gonna say this is fat?
>>64519433
Any of them are fine, except for Cousins. You gotta be at least good at something to be on my team and Cousins isn't. Ass on offensive end and ass on the defensive end.
>>64519704
this man gets it
this woman is thick
milana however is a fatty hahahahaha she be mooing in public!
>>64519433
Rudy GOATbert
Meyers "stretch 5" Leonard
>its another "kings play the warriors" episode
>>64520247
>celdick fans can't even come up with their own copypastas
>they can't even copy paste their stolen copypastas, they screen cap them
>>64519730
why you salty about a team that isn't even good? cousins is elite, cry more about it
>>64520243
sorry to hear anon :(
>tfw i was supposed to make a really nice thread
>tfw fell asleep and missed my chance
I got next though
Man /sp/ is so slow now with these lame ass generals. Replied to a thread 15 minutes ago and it's still on page 3.
Please don't do it Doc
Centers need to be able to shoot threes
>>64520504
what do you expect with 24/7 wizards talk
>>64520846
no
>>64520889
>>64520889
kek
KEK
muh homies for tonight
What does philly want for Noel? Obviously he can't fit with Jah please give him to portland
>>64520846
No
>>64520953
No. Noel to Celtics for Jerebko and a 2nd rounders
>>64520988
Philly aint the nets bruh
Noel to portland for plumlee and leonard, Philly needs some good role models.
>>64520952
JW by why Devin Booker? He's pretty inconstant and he's going against a good defense of the Cavs tn while he typically does poorly against good defenses. You def can find someone better for the 3000 price range imo.
>>64521155
Without Bledsoe he's gonna get a lot of mins. Phoenix is gonna score points, and Cleveland defense PGs and frontcourt players well. Figure Booker can get some good looks against JR Smith.
Cheap as shit too so I don't need a whole lot out of him.
>>64519704
>>64519764
milana is way hotter than that trash ass ho AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>64520846
j cole is corny af so no
how much are teh wiz beating the clippers by tonight? blake's out and wall isn't bitch made like cp3
Wade looks good
>lebrown stains
>>64521235
no memeing
why did anybody think that lebron would age gracefully?
>can't shoot
>slash game relies not on being crafty but on being stronger and faster than the guy guarding him
>bully post game went to shit post-miami HGH binge
still a great passer but his drive and kick game is also deteriorating
Drummond or goatzingis
>>64521335
Drummdog Millionaire
>>64521204
In that case nice pick, low cost high reward. Here's one of mine. I'm playing a bunch of the .25 cent games with different lineups trying to hit it big.
>anon catch!
>>64521453
she look disgusting not cleaned up
>>64521453
Too far bitch, I can only shoot from 12 feet
>>64521453
>Tfw she likes to talk about pussy than get with you.
ANON TAKE THE LAST SECOND GAME WINNING 3 POINT SHOT IN THE 2016 NBA FINALS PRESENTED BY STATE FARM
CP3 JUST DUNKED
Chris Paul just did a dunk off of two feet
>>64520953
No, Noel to the Lelkers for Randle and Russell.
>CP3 with 10/3/4 in 9 minutes
How fucking shook can John Wall be?!?!?!??!
Who is in charge of the court/uniform color scheme in the Lakers game? This is nauseating.
>>64521316
because people thought he could become a similar post player to Karl Malone which was stupid to even think he could
idk what's wrong with his 3 point shot though, he averaged close to 40% in Miami
>>64519433
Gasol is the best center in the league but he's already 30 years old so I wouldn't want to build a team around him. Probably Drummond or Gobert.
>>64521549
anything for u LeGod
>bricks a 3
https://twitter.com/DeMar_DeRozan/status/681607123491512321
HE DUNKED AGAIN
>>64521370
Ended up changing at last minute to pivot to Landry as a punt and upgrade to Kobe who is playing the team that drafted him. Solid start to the night so far, got Kobe and Lopez both really low owned and both playing well.
>>64522068
who cares
/mu/ killed lemmy spooky
>>61318865
>>>61318865
oops
>>64519701
Kek
>Wall on Irving leading All-Star ballot: "It's a joke"
IRVING BTFO
>>64522174
i forgot how you do it
>>>/mu/61318865
?
>>64522135
Me you fuck nigga
>>64522105
brook lopez is a nice pick
looks like no one is going to stop him
>>64522188
holy fugg
>>64522188
literally who?
>>64519433
Why only pick one?
>>>/mu/61329595
ayyy
I really think this BMW broship could work
"BUILT NOT BOUGHT"
>>64522413
this image is just legendary
has there ever been a team that has drafted this many busts in this short amount of time?
spurs wolves game thread
>>64522434
>>64522434
>>64522413
simmons
>>64522443
Noel was the 6th overall pick and put up one of the greatest defensive seasons ever in his rookie season. How is that a bust?
The Lakers really don't play any defense whatsoever
>>64522188
things got real pretty quick
>lelkers still have a legitimate chance of winning this game
so seriously tho, what the fuck happened to Paul George? He was so good earlier this year but he's a hot pile of shit right now.
Basketball and such.
Several young Lakers players look respectable desu.
Is Larry Nance elite?
>>64523310
Why is she posing dressed like that and why hasn't she done it more?
>>64523310
>being literally famous only because your ass is fat
what a sad, unfulfilling existence
now to watch the 76ers game
>>64523512
hands are up to catch your fedora tee bee aych
>>64523512
Nah, she's famous for being ridiculously pretty.
>the feeling when they're 18-13 and you were just hoping for 35 wins this year
PLAYOFFS INCOMING
>>64523512
That's not basketball ?_?
Sometimes it looks like the spurs bench is better than their starters
>>64523571
So what team are they going to get swept by in the first round?
>>64523571
Why are the Magic suddenly so good? I know Payton is fucking good, and was a steal at 10th, but aside than that.
>>64523400
He will be the next Draymond Green. He will play center and guard positions 1-5. The Lakers will be the new kings of small ball. Lakers will infuriate /nba/ with their meme shots, historical greatness and annoying bandwagon fans. /nba/ will commit suicide from the butt hurt.
>>64523641
Aaron Gordon finally became elite.
>>64523641
Christ, looking at their depth chart, I forgot they had so many good young players.
>>64523637
it's been like this for a while.
Especially this season. The starters grind out with a slow-paced offense and lockdown defense, then the bench comes out and turns the pace and energy up to 11.
Really helps that Manu's looking not washed up anymore and Mills continues to always do everything at 100% effort.
>>64523640
assuming they're 7-8 seed, I think they'll be swept by the Cavs or go to 5 against the Hawks.
Hell of a lot better than the 20-something wins we have been churning out the last few years.
>>64523641
Becoming one of the best defensive teams in the league and the youth is getting older and gaining experience and have been together for a while to help chemistry.
Offensively and defensively they've had since the Dwight times.
tyus jones looks like the type of nigga that sells mids
>>64523791
oops, meant the best offense and defense since Dwight was in Orlando
Jeff Teague is so fucking garbage
Hahahahahahhahahaha HE WAS SO WRONG
Chris Paul - 23/5/7/2 TOs in 27 minutes
John Wall - 23/5/11/6 TOs in 35 minutes
Clippers win by 17
>>64523929
>fan of team predicts his team to win
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
76ers at jazz
>>64523949
>>64523949
>>64523949
>>64523791
>>64523823
In retrospect, the Howard-Lakers trade might have been the best thing long-term for the Magic.
>>64524023
Yeah why go to the playoffs when you can suck for a few years and then go to the playoffs.
>>64524064
A injured and declining Howard would have struggled to pus the Magic into the playoffs, especially since they were in a position to surround him with good players. The Magic easily won the trade, they've used the assets well and they're still got picks from the Lakers coming up.
>>64524023
the Magic won that trade by a landslide.
Lakers got Dwight, Sixers got Bynum.
Hah.
>>64522185
Because he's played three games, not because he sucks. Healthy Kyrie is an elite scoring guard desu.
>>64523588
More please
>>64524266
>elite
and into the trash this post goes
How long until Rose is a bench player?
>>64524221
It's funny because at the time the Magic were considered the losers.
>>64524383
well now theyre perennial 6-7-8 seeds so theyre still the losers
>>64524220
Those will be second rounders from the Lakers at the current rate.
>>64524295
She doesn't show much.
>>64524457
>mfw the Magic tanked for years to finally achieve something that they could have done in one offseason of signing veterans.
>>64524500
why didnt you post a face reddit
>>64524064
They have so many young players, though. Payton, Vooch, Dipo, Fournier, Gordon, Harris, and Nicholson are all solid and Hezonja might be decent. They're two years of player development and a good free agent away from contention. This core in its prime plus Whiteside or Horford in 2016 or Serge Ibaka in 2017 would be pretty nice.
>>64524531
>ayy if we miraculously sign a top 2 center in Whiteside we might be good
>>64524480
are you a complete retard?
>>64524457
They have a roster full of legit good young players and a shitton of cap space. That's a good situation to become better.
>>64524556
Maybe the Magic will sign Dwight Howard in free agency
>>64524064
>>64524457
>>64524500
>>64524556
magic won the howard trade faggot. legit rebuilding pieces vs overpaying dwight "muh back muh knees" howard
go spurs go
>>64524606
>They have a roster full of legit good young players and a shitton of cap space
yep they will max out at being as good as the pacers 2 years ago. bummer the nba sucks keep giving money though please
>>64524614
>win trade
>suck for years
naw. Winning a trade would be like what the Nuggets did when they traded Melo.
>>64524675
>>64524714
>he actually believes this
Okafor must bully Noel
>>64524956
dumb frogposter
Lowry... no :'^(
Reminder that Go Wizards knows absolutely NOTHING about basketball and the NBA and that Kyrie deserves to be an All-Star over Jonathan Wall
>>64525015
what happened ? i'm watching the spurms atm
>>64525020
>Jonathan Wall
Kek'd
>>64525070
>Johnathan Hildred Wall, Jr.
>>64525020
kyrie fat fuck poster turn your proxy off
>>64525043
he's flopping like LeCrab
who is more valuable?
someone averaging a quintuple double or near quintuple double or someone who averages 40 on 60% shooting
>>64525175
god dammit i just saw vines all over twitter
>>64525150
Someone please flip the meemee face the other way on that, it annoys me to see Johnathan's body face one way and his face the other
>>64525188
Is scoring at least 35 a night?
Is he going 10 all across the board or 20/10/10/10/10?
>>64525294
10 all across the board
below average to average shooting percentages
change it to quad double, quintuple double would be way too valuable unless you're comparing him to someone averaging like 60
so quad double vs 40 ppg
>>64525346
Quad easy, how many people you average 10stl or 10blk
You can let someone else have a bigger role in the offense or involve the whole team more in the offense
>>64525188
>>64525294
>>64525346
Autism Awareness
RBL-C
B
L
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C
WEOUTCHEA
>>64525433
>RBL-""""""""""""""""C""""""""""""""""""""
nah no one is out here with that shit
>>64525020
>knows nothing about basketball
so your point is..? that's pretty much most of this general except when the kids fuck off during nfl sundays.
>>64525478
do you live under a rock?
we've been runnin shit
>>64525483
>>knows nothing about basketball
>so your point is..?
>>64525483
learn to greentext and then stop typing like a literal faggot
>>64525478
>implying
>>64525551
i fap to this desu senpai
>>64525511
Nah RBL has been running shit.
You and 1 other RBLCfag have been running nothing
>>64525188
This game is about buckets
>ctrl-f
>no ezeli
>no bogut
how do you overlook the best center tandem in the league right now?
>>64525635
lrn2grntxt
>>64525589
>mfw RBL got disbanded
Welp raps confirmed for another 1st round exit lads
>6 Game winning streak against Toronto since feb. 2014
>>64525635
Real recognize real
>>64523640
they can hang with anyone besides Cleveland
Kevin love broke his hand! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH IT"S OGRE I REPEAT ITS OGRE
>>64524599
More please!
>>64525846
wait really?
>>64525846
who comes out of the ECF now? Bulls? Bucks? Heat?
>>64525977
still the cavs but their chip chances take a hit
how was that a tech? and i'm rooting for dallas
>>64525846
>rocky relationship
kek
oh look, demarcus cousins already 0-2
what a surprise
Mavs committed 4 turnovers this game
damn son
>>64525527
poorly memed.
that was an ugly win for the spurs
>>64526595
go spurs go
What in the fuck is wrong with LaMarcus, Spursbros?
Does Pop need to yell at him some more, or would that just make things worse?
>>64526667
this has been his first bad game all year. refball foul calls got him 4 fouls too early and he never found his groove
>>64526667
He wasted his best years in portland and is a shell of his former self. He should have bailed when brandon roy's knees exploded
sixers are starting their resurgence
they will end the year on a 3 game winning streak
they cant even tank right
>>64526667
sometimes I see them not pass him the ball until the shotclock is almost down and he has to force up a bad shot
after that he checks out for a couple plays
>>64526739
The GOAT coach always brings wins
>the giant from Jack and the beanstalk has better free throw % than overpayed Howard and "going to Dallas," Deandre Jordan
>>64526797
and no defense
>>64526762
So then Pop DOES need to yell at him some more. That shit can't be tolerated.
>>64526828
meme
>>64526835
meme is what his seven seconds or less offense was. snuffed out and skullfucked by the spurs EHEHEHEHEHE
>>64526762
he still gets amazing looks and gives amazing looks to 3pt shooters. Patty already figured this out, why Danny green can't is beyond me.
They've done this play constantly
>patty throws down to Aldridge
>starts getting closer to rim
>Aldridge gets double teamed
>passes to Patty
>either shoots a 3 uncontested or does the same thing again
Why lelker fans always so upset at MDA? LMAO, not his fault your organization injured Nash/Howard/Kobe
>Cavs about to lose
>>64526884
danny green is shook for some reason. I checked out the SACU spurs calendar I got for christmas, he apparently has a qt white gf so things should be going well for him
>CHANDLER
SIXERS, STOP WINNING YOUR FUCKS
T. HINKIE
>>64526913
>just tuned into the game
thanks for jinxing it faggot
>>64526862
With a little help from Big Shot Rob giving Nash a hard foul into the scorer's table.
I still think Pop told him to do that.
>>64526917
you could tell it's all in his head, he changed back to his glove shoes.
Nigga needs to do something or I see that Simmons guy taking his spot
>has been out for almost half the season
>NBA vote
>>64526950
horry didn't do that in 05 ;) nash flopped hard on that play too
>>64526953
those glove shoes are fucking lit desu, wish I had copped
LeHgH having another off night
>tfw sending asshole shots on grindr and getting responses from guys with huge dicks but too scared to meet up and fuck
this kings/warriors game is good though
ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL
>>64527003
it's the same as Kobe last season. Nigga is out the entire fucking season and then he somehow still goes lol.
Lol that black kid tried to get Lebron to sign something and Lebron just brushed him off and he started crying at the end
>>64527055
You'll burn in hell
>>64527055
shut up
CURRY BOWL HAPPENING
recently came across a little more than 300 dollars, should I get a new bong or a new TV? cost isn't an issue for the TV and I'm not putting all the money towards a bong if I choose bong. fuck vaping and le cerebral high, I like getting baked out of my skull. /nba/ what do I do?
the warriors game is pretty lit I hope y'all are watching. go kings
go spurs go
>>64526607
More Milana when?
>>64527419
tv definitely
can probably score a cheeky 50 inch for 300
>15 MINUTES FOR 3 (THREE) POINTS
>MVP
HORY SHIT THOSE SHOTS
>Steph just went from 0 to 17 points in 3 minutes
>He's now 1 rebound and 4 assists from a triple double
God damn!!... this Kings vs Warriors game is crazy
>>64527460
here you go friend
go spurs go
>>64527082
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH GET FUCKED
Holy fuck this is an amazing game I did not expect ANY of this shit from the kings
>>64527498
and 11 points in like 2 minutes
Curry left you shook af
>>64527719
oh no sorry, even more than that, he got 17 now
>>64527468
hmmm you have a point. I really don't know much about TVs but at this point I'd be getting a 50-60 inch, 1080p (what even runs in 4k other than PC games an porn), 120Hz type thing. currently have a 40 incher that's really good but bigger is better
the bong would be between 70-180, would have to have an ash catcher and a long neck. my current bong is good enough but its neck is shorter than I'd like
who you got in this kings game? I'm sensing a warriors blowout unfortunately, no way casspi can sustain this level of play
>>64527468
anyone know where to get a 50inch or more 1080p tv?
I don't need that smart tv shit so that hsould drop the price even more.
I remember when Casspi was so shit that he couldn't make the Rockets roster.
Why doesn't Curry ever get hit with a hard foul?
>>64527832
yep, warriors as well. rondo playing like ass too
>>64527973
walmart
Boogie just got tossed.
>Cousins just got ejected
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
cousins is such a stupid fuck
can we stop calling him a top 10-15 player in the league?
>>64528508
He's really good tho
>>64528551
He's so fucking stupid though. Can never keep his emotions in check
lol kek
https://youtu.be/9XX-4xWxovk
>>64528584
His emotional outbursts are pretty terrible but he's still good. Sadly, those outbursts will keep him down
>Curry has 20/13r/8a
>>64528584
Could he get a 20-20-20 game?
Top kek
https://www.instagram.com/p/_3Qi2dIC4M/
Kings blew it
>>64528551
>>64528625
>>64528672
>shit attitude
>always bitching at refs so he never gets calls
>always a risk to get ejected and fuck up the flow of the game for his team because of his shit attitude
>just got ejected when his team was playing the best team in the league really well and had a chance to win
yeah nah
>>64528764
Why are you talking about Blake Griffin?
>>64528672
Shit, just realised I replied to the wrong post. Meant to reply to >>64528628
>>64528764
sounds like a coaching issue. Pop wouldn't play that shit
>>64528804
I think he could have 16-14 but it might turn into a blowout
>>64528818
Cousins has been a baby even in college. That nigga averaged like 20 minutes a game in college.
>>64528873
Yeah, DMC getting ejected has turned it into a one-way street.
23-13-10 for Curry
/nba/ is shook
>muh 42% scoring
>muh no defense
>muh 0 WINNING seasons
>muh inability to control muh temper
>muh turnover the ball nearly 4 times a game
hahahahhahahha dmc blown the fuck out i never lost an /nba/ /debate
Cousins is a big BABBY XD
(autistic reference)
lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOTKnFxZrfc
/BMW/ GOT BOGIE SHOOK
>>64529002
he a beast tho xD
I hate this slut
>>64529065
/thicc/ women alliance
>>64529065
>d rose tryin hit steph's wife up with an alternate twitter account
>>64529078
you spelt fat wrong
>>64529065
her cheeks are too fucking puffy
>>64529083
kek that sounds like something an autist like him would do
>Sonya Curry is hot
nice teammates you got there rondo
https://vine.co/v/iqeEvmPY2rT
>>64529095
>>64529102
/thicc/ wins again
Man, the Warriors bench does a great job at clock management while continuing to put up good numbers. Clock management is a really underrated aspect of the game.
>>64529170
what was it again dumb hoes on twitter got angry at her about again
>>64529102
>low test faggot
>>64529170
is this real?
where can I get a qt thicc lightskin like this
>>64529187
>6 feet
>Handsome
Yes or no?
>>64529208
girls can't be handsome
>>64528764
Yeah but that still doesn't change the fact that he's still got skill. No ones denying his baby tantrum attitude but he carries the Kings a lot of the time still. Look at how badly they're getting stomped now. Yes, the foul was on him and it was all his fault for getting ejected but he still carries.
>>64529179
>Everyone's into barely wearing clothes these days huh? Not my style. I like to keep the good stuff covered up for the one who matters
>Just looking at the latest fashion trends. I'll take classy over trendy any day of the week. #saturdaynightinsight
>>64529187
She's from Toronto
>>64528551
lol no
>>64529234
how much can you rely on a guy that's always a risk for getting thrown out tho? like he's not young either and he's had hella coaches
It's over I'm ded
My career is finished
>>64529242
I'm hoping he gets arrested or some shit so he can get traded to the Rockets for pennies on the dollar
I think the Kings are the Jailblazers of the 2010s. Lets give them a name. The Dings?
Casspi's numbers in this game is the most random and inexplicable offensive showing by a player since the night Corey Brewer decided to drop 51 on the Rockets
>>64529327
>what is mo Williams dropping a double nickel last year
>>64529244
As much as you have to until you have good management and coaching. The Kings fuck up on solid consistant teamwork a lot and and management is also to blame. The coach prior to this one was actually pretty solid, but thanks to someone getting their feelings hurt he got booted for this current one whose been 50/50 getting better but still not great. Look at the Warriors, curry is great and all but as a team they are also VERY solid and won't fall instantly just because he's out for a bit
>>64529338
Nvm it was 52 but still
>the timberwolves literally had two chances to pick curry in 2009
>fuck it up twice
>they picked JONNY FLYNN OVER CURRY
YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>64529402
Are you making this shit up?
>cousins is gonna be a 30 year old man still throwing tantrums
>>64529407
NOPE
MINNESOTA PICKED A GUY WHO ENDED UP FLUKING OUT OF THE ITALIAN LEAGUE OVER THE REIGNING MVP
WHAT AN ABSOLUTE JOKE UP THERE IN THE TWIN CITIES
>>64529535
>midnight
>rnh
breh..
>>64529546
>midnight
>tfw no qt Curry bf
>>64529588
>kneesbrah back to posting his weird gay shit
>>64529546
>>64529555
It's actually 10pm on the relevant coast
>>64529600
yes
i got away from basketball for a while because of reasons but now its shitposting time once again coming back stronger than ever
>you will never be this big a guy on your wedding day
>>64529677
uh, you don't get to bring wives
>>64529712
>white "people"
>>64529712
>tfw only half white
BLESSED
L
E
S
S
E
D
Also Cousins fucking sucks based on him being a huge fucking baby
Boban looks so enormous compared to everyone else.
He's only listed 3 or 4 inches taller.
>>64529820
he's a pretty big guy
>pop gets ejected
>boban roars in anger for his serbian speaking papa who has just been exiled to the locker room
>boban puts on big boi pants and slays enemies
>spurs win by 20
So DeMarcus Cousins got ejected. Whatever. But why, tho'? I'm being honest, btw. I totally missed it.
>>64529870
talking/yelling too close to a ref? idk honestly. tired of refs being put on a pedestal.
>>64529095
note the lack of burka. this triggers muhammad .
>>64530147
it's kneesbrah. he doesn't even like women (don't care, nothing wrong with that) yet feels the need to criticize 10/10 perfect milana
>>64529712
>white people
>>64529712
I don't understand the game
>>64529766
we
>>64530272
they're doing the whip (WATCH ME WHIP WATCH ME NAE NAE)
>>64529712
>white people
How will they recover after this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDEh-FrfSfA
Is this the worst commercial ever created?
>Creators Never Follow
>implying that isn't a Dr Suess quote
literally the opposite of original
>implying le meme beard is in any way original
0/10
>>64530674
>le doorstopper pee pee man cuckolded by a vegetable
lmao curry is dead, has a leg injury
guess thats what happens when you chase regular season records like idiots
>LeBron James is now the worst shooter from outside the paint this season. 28.5%. Worse than Kobe (30.1%).
Kevin Love said that his right hand is "fine" and that he is simply dealing with a "stinger."
His hand was heavily wrapped on the sidelines at times and even though he clearly wasn't 100 percent, Love played down the stretch in Monday's win over the Suns. He finished with 16 points, seven boards, four assists and three 3-pointers in 25 minutes, but we are going to put him on the injury report to be safe. To be clear, Love said his hand isn't an issue. The Cavs will be back in action on Tuesday vs. the Nuggets.
>but we are going to put him on the injury report to be safe
>fine
>>64530840
it's calf shit, which lingers. Hope for an Achilles tear
>>64530874
who cares. he's averaging 27 ppg on 50%
has the highest fg % in the paint this season
>>64530934
>muh stats
As the season goes on he's slowing down and coasting.
>>64529712
>white people
someone link the video where the cheerleaders are doing the shmoney dance
>>64531066
>my eye test is more meaningful than full game and up to this point in the season stats
>>64530674
ever notice how blake griffin is never in anyone's dream team
>>64531596
thats because davis is better
next year's olympic team will be dope though
curry/westbrook
harden/butler
lebron/durant/pg-13
davis/griffin/green
drummond/cousins
>>64528986
>triple double
>3 quarters
>>64531596
He's sick but there are better. Probably why mate.
Fuck this fucking site always crashing and shit
GOOD MORNING LADS!
I LOVE THE SMELL OF SHITPOSTING IN THE MORNING!
Reminder that the Miami Heat will face the Cavaliers in the Eastern Conference Finals and there is nothing that Adam Silver would like more than a marquee match up between former teammates Lebron and Dwyane Wade.
>>64519433
>Gobert over Whiteside
>>64532208
>Cavs making it to the ECF
>Heat making it to the ECF
kek
>>64521842
He almost exclusively shot wide open 3s in miami. Much harder to do when you're being guarded
>tfw didn't sleep hardly at all
>>64532322
>mfw slept like a baby all night.
if you didnt sleep, you will tonight. If you can't sleep, trying watching a wizards game, they are boring af.
>>64532322
what kind of punk ass bitch needs sleep.
>tfw Sixers are better without Okafor
>tfw two busts and a Euro we know little about in the past two drafts
Jdimsa
>>64530399
By not going to jail
How many people do you think Bobby Portis has murdered?
When will the league ban the walking meme? Last night was an embarrassment to the league. Go join the globetrotters.
>>64532648
Him and Tony Snell probably murder people in chicago after games bro. id say they avg 2-3 a week.
This big guy shoots 77% from the free throw line.
There is literally no excuse for Deandre and Dwight to be shit at free throws and people should stop bitching about the Hack a Shaq rule.
Practice your fucking free throws
>>64532591
>he watches fox news
>kawhi shuts down pg like 4 days ago
>3/14 last night
Damn he got him SHOOK
RBL paying tribute to the mamba. Us RBL take care of our own...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_y0_ZcysMhg
>>64532714
Boban is the best player in the NBA though and the other two are retards.
>>64532854
Remember this?
http://uproxx.com/dimemag/2014/06/kevin-durant-take-paul-george-2014-finals-mvp-kawhi-leonard/
why is she such a big guy bros?
>>64533021
>6'3', 5'11". 6'0"
I just fucking realized Embiid had literally played 0 seconds of nba basketball. I know he has been injured for a while but I though he played a little last year.
>>64533001
Tbf 2 years ago I would have taken pg over kawhi too
>>64532714
>his left ear
>>64533083
KD is a fucking faggot
>>64533083
PG and Kawhi are both like top 6-7 players. It's not really that weird.
It's pretty much 1. Curry 2. Lebron
then Westbrook, Leonard, PG, Davis, (Drummond imo) after in some order
***THIS IS NOW THE OFFICIAL INDIANA PACERS 2016 CHAMPIONSHIP CELEBRATION THREAD***
RBL GET THE FUCK OUT
MEME TEAM GTFO
PG MVP
SCREENCAP THIS
MEME MAGIC IS REAL
>>64533096
He's just a hood nigga raised on the mean streets of pg
>>64533130
Tbh I think pg was over achieving at the start of the season and I think we're beginning to see him come back down
He's still good but he was shooting like 49% from 3. That isn't going to sustain
Same with kawhi sorta but I see kawhi as more consistent. He's 3 pt fg% will drop but I wouldn't be surprised if he keeps his ppg around 20 still
>started okafor, butler and rondo in this week's nba fantasy
JUST
>>64533154
this is like 2014 where PG looked like an MVP candidate for a few months and then started chucking like a retard
>>64533172
That's what I'm talking about. I've been watching him hit the most fucking stupid shots
That's not gonna keep happening
>>64533161
>be spain
>doesnt draft marc or pau gasol
you are a disgrace yo your country. kill yourself.
everyone google emmanuel mudiay and look at his shooting percentages
>>64533238
ahahah denver is fucked ahahahah. m-muh CBA experience! lol. not going to lie i thougt he as going to be good to but dammnit mudiay get your shit together.
the real question is, would the denver nuggets be better still having ty lawson?
>>64533386
>would the denver nuggets be better still having ty lawson?
they could reasonably bench ty lawson and get away with it so yes
Is it possible to be more cucked on twitter?
https://twitter.com/SB7_Era/status/681687171795791872?ref_src=twsrc^tfw
>stop playing ball for a while
>motivate myself again
>do an easy bodyweight workout
>injure myself doing lunges 5 minutes in
>been having cramps all day in hammies, quads & glutes
fucking kill me already brehs
>>64533394
that sucks. i mean they dont even have anyone that has a lot of trade value other than will barton, maybe the rookie center. theys should trade faried and gallinari high right now before an injuy strikes. starting pulling a hinkie.
>>64533542
that's what you get for talking shit about based milana. how are you ALWAYS hurt man
>>64533542
This nigga the French Derrick Rose Hahaha Reggie miller lookin
demar derozan has the ugliest game in the league
>>64533628
>I don't enjoy Derozan ISO from mid
>>64533663
it's hideous dude! haphazard lebronesque drives without any of lebrons physicality, can't shoot, tunnel vision out the ass. it's gross
you now wish your team drafted the steal of the draft
D'ANGELO RUSSEL!
porzingbust - floppy anti-religious lanker
mudiayy - JUST
oka-fuckmyshitup-for - horrible just horrible
while dlo is dropping dimes and threes and developing well. only rookie doing better is towns, but we all knew he was a vet among rookies.
1533
>>64533628
>who is james harden
>>64533769
forgot about him because I refuse to watch cockshits games. I hope harden breaks his fucking leg
>>64533756
they confused anthony bennett, tony parker, and lebron...
all 3 of them are shit senpai.
>>64533739
has /nba/ ever been right? HAHAHAHAHA
DRuss shitting on /nba/ on the daily
/nba/ is literally on suicide watch
>>64533133
is this the worst OC of the year? i hope you're trolling there's levels to this shit
>>64533822
u wo m8?
>>64533130
>Westbrook
can't wait for this meme to end, he's literally won nothing ever
name the player win a prize
>>64534094
bench player with good minutes
not a meme ball type player
is a guard or forward for sure, leaning towards guard though
>inb4 kobe
cant be bobby portis.
tony snell? tony parker?
john wall lol?
this is the team /nba/ picked to beat the Warriors
MY
FUCKING
SIDES
>>64534149
its lelbron james from yesterdays game. it's a damn shame Lebron is now considered Kobe tier
also new OC
>>64534178
>17% from 3pt
>>64534149
>Lebron now only gives you bench player stats
when did it all fall apart?
>>64534178
>3 game stretch is a valid sample size
reminder that that season worst against the warriors wouldve been a blowout if they played average
James went 4-of-13 from the field and finished with 12 points. He had one other game this season with that point total and that shooting line (both season-worsts). Those numbers came in a 30-point win over the Grizzlies, compared to this ugly loss to the Trail Blazers.
James finished -29 for the game, which marked the third-worst plus-minus of his career. He had two previous games that were worse: a loss to the Celtics in January 2004 (his rookie season with the Cavaliers) and a loss to the Celtics in April 2012 (with the Heat).
>this was /nba/ last hope at defeating Curry
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
B
T
F
O
>>64534250
when he thought it was a good idea to leave Miami for the clown show that is the Cavs.
Dumbest decision in history.
>>64534196
shit broships has shit webms.
real broships use gifs and ms paint. when will they learn? real broships dont use gimmicky techniques to win, kind of what the warriors do with the 3ball. pathetic senpai...
s-should i spee?
https://losangeles.craigslist.org/sgv/for/5379051473.html
>>64534409
>All you need is a book, a beer, your man or a babe!!
>your man
>Call Jeff
I don't know how much hammocks run but try getting it for just under 100. if you have the space why not nukka
>>64534439
>mfw no babe
>>64534409
Yes
>>64534196
>still trying to put the Warriors into some of these gay broships
No, you don't, you fucking niggers. Everyone of you can fuck straight off. Last season we were a "meme team", now you only get to watch.
>>64534492
>Last season we were a "meme team"
you still are. you are a disgrace to dirk nowistzki, hitler, and Germany.
>>64534492
calm down hitler! /RBL-C/ was always down with Curry. now Lebron is another story
Why don't the Pistons trade for Markieff Morris? Surely that's the best outcome for the Pistons, the Morris twins and the Suns?
>>64534492
>we
>>64534586
>suns trade Morris for Jennings
>>64534586
stop overrating the morris bros. they are literally meme twins
>>64534492
went back in the archive and couldn't find any German flags rooting for the Warriors. are you confusing this site with Redddit?
>>64534614
They're decent, Markieff is on a good contract and the Pistons would have to give up fuck all for him at this point.
>>64534666
>9 and 10 point career avg
>decent
>this is the Cavs team /nba/ is dick riding
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
meme as fuck
>>64534178
7KT & BMW got lelbron shook as fuck
>>64534655
>>64534729
Cheeky
>>64534741
reminder BMW is also 7KT
>exposed
inb4 a 7TK post in 3-2-1
>>64534729
>83 points on 95 fg attempts
JUST
>>64534741
>shook as fuck
more proof BMW is 7KT
>>64534832
BTFO
T
F
O
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>64534832
everybody here says shook as fuck
>>64534832
Delete this
>>64534832
>he doesn't know
>>64534832
>exposed into the shadow realm
i'll just leave this here
>>64534832
>he doesn't know
we did it bros! we took down shitty 7KT
who's next?
>>64534832
>he doesn't know
>>64534950
7KT is a cool guy who makes dank OC and I hope he gets help for his depression. /nba/ is better than crabs in a bucket mentality we have a lot of depressed bros here
>>64534979
>7KT is a cool guy
stalking folk singers and harassing them is not "cool"
>>64534979
Is he really? I just pop in occasionally to remind people that /BMW/ rides or dies together. I hope you guys get help, depression is a terrible thing to suffer
why is matthew dellavedova called a dirty player?
>>64535094
The reason Chris Paul is considered a dirty player
>>64535094
>>64535114
Then why is bruce bowen hailed as one of the best defensive players?
>>64535139
because he is? fucking idiot
>tfw no qt bowen to step where curry lands to shatter his ankles
>>64534950
I'm not 7KT and I didn't kill myself
I actually feel pretty good now, Christmas was great.
The Suns are done for the season though so that's a huge bummer.
Anyways, fuck you I'm not 7KT and you're an asshole for wanting someone to kill themselves.
>>64535139
He is also dirty. Honestly the greatest defenders were the ones that toed the line between dirty and really physical but legal play. The 2004 pistons mastered grabbing and handchecking within the extreme limits of the game so the NBA tightened up the rules. If you watch closely with fantastic shooters a lot of them are grabbed and pushed, scratched, and shoved to slow them down before they can get to a screen and cleanly release a shot. It's that veteran savvy that most players pick up over time.
Look at the way players like KG and Lebron played when they first broke into the league to now
>>64535246
>I'm not 7KT and I didn't kill myself
yet
OFFICIAL RBL/LAKERS OC PEPE
WILL MAKE ONE FOR BULLS AND RAPTORS SOON!
>>64519433
>2015
>building teams around half assed centers
>>64535139
lateral movement is underated
>>64529712
>dat power rangers whip
>>64535274
>saved
RBL does it again! while 7KT and BMW are exposed as mental patients
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
kill yourselves so /nba/ can be better
>>64535403
spread this one to the canadabros, will make the lillard to chicago pepe when i get home, we out here!!!!!
>>64533822
>not knowing based Parker
still remember him playing for Maccabi, one of the club goats
Shams Charania @ShamsCharania 3m3 minutes ago
Phoenix guard Eric Bledsoe will miss the remainder of the season after his torn meniscus surgery, the Suns say.
A NEW TANK CONTENDER APPEARS
>>64535531
>tells others to kill themselves
>Represented by suicidal rappers and drake
wew
>>64535606
>just got notification on my phone
>was just going to post this
wew lad
it feels like they've already begun tanking immeadiately after losing to 76ers
>>64534729
>played the worst game of the season
>barely lost
cavs sweep in 6
>7KT and BMW get exposed
>/nba/ shuts down
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>64536018
>barely lost
>>64535430
Sharing my previous OC RBL pepes in case other RBL didn't see them yet
>>64531066
>coasting
mfw earlier on in the season he was getting TRIGGERED after every loss coz he wanted mvp and hca
now he knows its not possible
>1 night of snow
To make this NBA related, it's literally colder than Austin River's jumper
>>64519433
LeBrown Stains
>>64536624
>literally 50 degrees out here
only good game tonight is rockets and hawks, bleh
>>64536092
The only possible victory against the Warriors is a moral victory
>Best player in the league
>cav fans believe this
KEK
>>64536597
Oh, you just KNOW
>>64536712
Rockets are extremely inconsistent because they are full of mental midgets and the Hawks might be the most boring team in the NBA. Literally every game except for the Nuggets/Cavs will be more interesting than that.
>>64536737
nah, he didn't discover the secret ancient teachings of BBC+white pussy power, else he'd be playing like drummond
>>64536765
I just wanna see the rockets lose desu I fucking hate the rockets. detroit/NY will be fun (watching fisher be a beta religious weirdo and deny porzingis looks is lulz), miami/memphis will be bleh because memphis is bleh I hope whiteside dominates gasoft, i'm not watching milwaukee get their shit stomped by OKC
> it's been raining for 5 days
>>64536728
BTFO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Please take a moment to admire the great LeBron for the special talent he is. It never gets old looking at the King's history. So many accomplishments Kobe Bryant and Michael Jordan will never achieve:
1.Only player in NBA history to quit because of Air Conditioner.
2.Quit on his team the year after he promises a championship.
3.Dunked on by a high school kid then confiscates the tape.
4.Bail on the dunk contest 9 times.
5.Only able to win a ring with 2 superstars.
6.Play on same team as his moms boyfriend.
7.Average 1.8 pts in the 4th quarter of NBA finals.
8.Lose not 1, not 2, but 4 times in the Finals.
9.Host a national televised TV show to leave his team.
10.Go 2 for 18 in an NBA playoff game.
11.Get stuffed by a player under 6 feet. (Nate Robinson)
12.Flop every single game in the playoff 5 out of 6 finals games by dropping FG% by 18.
14.0 Rings if not for refs calling early fouls on Durant and Westbrook it threw them out of rhythm, made them play soft, and sit for big parts of the game which changed the flow and momentum of the finals.
15. First person to show his dick and lose in a Finals game.
16. got shut down by a bench player who ended up getting finals MVP
17. could not post up jj barea
>>64536830
If they lose it will be in the most boring way possible. Guaranteed snoozefest of a game. Even Memphis's slowdown style of basketball is more exciting than the impoverished man's Spurs knockoff shit they run in Atlanta.
>>64536830
>blaming fish for porzingis being shit
>>64536912
yeah you're right, both teams aren't really all that fun to watch..my feelings were getting in the way again.
on the spurs copycat note splitter has been injured all year...spurs made out like bandits
>>64536712
>-9
>feels like -19
Windy as fuck too
>You now remember Hakeem Olajuwon
reminder that LeBron's 4 highest shooting percentage years were with Miami
reminder that the nanosecond he went back to the shitty Cavs his FG% dropped nearly ten (10) percentage points
reminder the Heat had him playing some of the most efficient basketball the league had ever seen
reminder LeBron threw it away because of nostalgia
>literally ruining your career because you've seen a few too many 90s kids facebook posts
>>64537097
he ruined his career because san antonio BTFO the heat so bad and dwyane wade looked so ded that he felt that he'd have a better chance winning in cleveland with kyrie irving and a a "star" obtained by trading wiggins, ALL under the veil of le coming home maymay
pragmatic choice that horribly backfired
>>64536728
why won't he try and develop a fadeaway shot/hookshot/finesse moves? lebron's physicality is his greatest strength, but now that he's getting older, his losing it. greats like Jordan, Kobe, KAJ, Olajuwon, etc. were all still good in the twilight of their careers because they developed techniques that don't rely much on their strength and more on their skill
![LeBron James Cramps Game 1 NBA Finals 2014 - YouTube [720p].webm](https://i.imgur.com/ye7A9cb.jpg "LeBron James Cramps Game 1 NBA Finals 2014 - YouTube [720p]")
>>64537097
>playing some of the most efficient basketball the league had ever seen
at a time the rest of the league was horrible
>1 shorted season title where the whole league was hurt
>1 ray alien shot away from 1-5
>>64537062
do you have a hakeem raptors jersey or did you always like the clippers
>>64537252
THICK
>>64537252
>thigh gap in jeans
>s-she's fat!
ahahahaahahaa
>>64537252
>Hakeem
>Raptors Jersey
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING.. he's my favorite player of all-time though
>>64537193
>rest of the league was horrible
>conveniently the 4 years he's in Miami
wow how convenient of an argument! you certainly aren't a casual who watches too much ESPN.
>>64537459
what part of 2-4 has you this mad?
>>64537348
that's why you gotta rep his raptors years
>LeBron is actually shooting worse than Kobe Bryant in his 20th season, after playing more minutes than anyone in the NBA, after an achilles, knee and shoulder injuries.
How can one "best player in the world" be so overrated.
>>64537833
>advanced stats
>>64537833
Lebron is just a physical machine. Hes not all talent, but you take him because when you need a guy to drive to the basket against highly contested big bodies he can actually do it.
Kobe and Curry may be good shooters...but they don't have that physical power. They can only drive with an open lane or minimal contact.
I enjoy watching Golden State vs Cavs just because that Igoudala vs Lebron physical match up is always great. Im actually a Nuggets fan though.
>>64534634
R E K T
E
K
T
Some guy keeps harassing me with dick pictures.
Here is his number
347
974
5034
Have at it
Trash his phone
Text him random shit all day
>>64538206
>implying I'm giving my phone number to some fag new yorker
bet it's some girl who won't reply to yours pls responds, fuck off
>>64538206
>being a faggot
>surprised when faggots are obnoxious
>personal army request
>>64521222
What would you do her?
>>64519433
>mfw Towns and Horford playing for us
Championship soon lads
>>64523310
I am so horny now.
>tfw your gf doesnt want sex until wedding
>>64538206
I told him to keep sending you dick pics
>>64538323
slow passionate love where we're both sweaty and exhausted by the end
>>64538376
how long until marriage
>>64538014
>Kobe and Curry may be good shooters...but they don't have that physical power. They can only drive with an open lane or minimal contact.
Wow. Ive seen some pretty bad posts on this site but this is just something else. I am actually bamboozled at how someone actually typed this out. You just started watching basketball didnt you?
Not /nba/ regular here, what happened to the curry poster, did he gave up after warriors lost the first time?
>>64538636
>he doesn't know about Harry
apparently not regular enough
>>64538636
He got BTFO once he slipped up and revealed he's a pig nosed gook
>>64538441
until I get my degree (2 years)
hold me /nba
>>64538735
well no shit I dont know thats why Im asking, since I noticed the lack of curry pics
>>64538750
kek for real, I imagine him as 14 yo white boi
>>64538838
and you believe she's going to be abstinent? I hope you're cheating
>>64538852
He's 17. Still underage.
>>64538838
>straight "people"
>>64538350
>imblying
no no no :DDD
>>64538750
>>64538852
>>64538904
rundown
Harry starting getting too big for his britches and started forcing an RBL+C (RBL+Curry) meme. RBL og on Twitter pulled a bait and switch: said curry could join broship, Harry IMMEDIATELY favs it on Twitter. outs himself, /nba/ goes wild. he's a pig faced Chinese guy, his birthday was December 10 he's not under aged anymore
I feel like such a faggot for knowing all of this
>>64538528
Kobe and Curry arent like LeBron physically, not even close
>>64539049
the /nba/ lore gets deeper with each thread
>>64539049
why hasnt he been doxxed yet? i wanna send pizzas and SWAT teams to his house
>>64539049
is he still posting or is he too assblasted
>>64539049
>a grown man looks like this
hahahhahahahaahahahahgaha
>>64539184
no way this person is 18 years old
>>64539184
he literally looks 12
>>64538902
She is loyal and still virgin.
>>64538961
>Genoufrère
What do you want to do me, I have a bulky ass
>>64536841
bruh im getting sick of this fuckin rain and its supposed to rain even more tonight
>record high temps on christmas eve and christmas
>can't enjoy it because it rains and the ground is soaked
>>64539184
Is that him? Jesus Christ, I've wasted my life arguing with kids on chinese imageboard
>>64521204
>Booker
You don't win daily fantasy by playing obvious low risk high reward guys like everyone else. You win by banking on these types of players doing poorly and playing someone else instead that ends up playing well. That way you move past the thousands of people that also play Booker. If you play Booker you're going to be in the exact same shape as everyone else. It's a meaningless pick.
Day old but I don't give a fuck
>>64539230
nah im good
>>64539253
is he a midget? why are those glasses so big? looking like fucking ski goggles out this bitch
>>64539292
>asian
probably 4' something
guys im making a thread. give me a minute
>>64539380
its been 5 minutes bruh you fired
>>64529712
I knew White people were good at killing ethnic cultures, but this is ridiculous!
I lover how RBL couldn't compete with curry shitting on the league so they added him to make themselves look less pathetic. No other broships were even THAT desperate lol pathetic.
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