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Australia 551/3d
West Indies 91/6 (43 ov)
England 303 (100.1 ov)
South Africa
Lunch - South Africa won the toss and elected to field
Sydney Sixers 139/6 (20 ov)
Melbourne Stars 82/2 (12/20 ov)
based threadcounter
1st for
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU2AIxkxiwg
First for MWNN.
4th for western bulldogs 2016 premiers
who /gong/ here?
Based SA
>>64477988
True, I should have said much more shit
>>64478007
yeah m8, going town after the cricket finishes
My dentist a couple of years ago was an asian girl who was in her year at high school. I only knew this because she asked me what I did in my holidays and I couldn't think of anything so I just said "watching cricket", and she mentioned that she went to school with a girl who was a freak at both soccer and cricket and played for Australia.
According to her at least, she was super fucking popular and everyone liked her.
maxwell and handscomb should both be in the test side
>>64478002
Fuck off casual.
>>64478009
SA is a faggot as well. Fucking angsty, 16 year old, hipster.
>>64478013
harp? Might see you there
>HURR LETS POST A BUNCH OF SCREENCAPS FROM BIGFOOTY DURRR MAD BANTER WITH THE /SP/ LADS
Fuck off.
Does anyone know MWNN's reddit account? There's no way he doesn't have one.
I unironically fucking love bigfooty
>>64478009
SA is possibly an even bigger faggot than MWNN. He's nowhere near as sad but similarly obnoxious.
Did Engimal ever kill himself? Don't see him posting 4chan memes all over bigfooty any more.
1. Anonymous
2. Convict
3. Zerogoose (c)
4. Scy aka Robelinda's bro
5. Kowalski
6. JFBF (wk)
7. Tony Greig's Car Keys
8. Spannerhead
9. Ridgeway
10. Fake JFBF
11. Sweetspot
>>64478021
Nah Mr Crown
>>64478021
cheeky Horses duet on the karaoke m8?
>>64478024
Goose is right. Bigfooty faggots pls go
1. The four horseman of the apocalypse
<POWERGAP>
2. Dennis Lillee & Jeff Thomson
3. Wasim Akram & Waqar Younis
4. Curtley Ambrose & Courtney Walsh
<POWERGAP>
5. Mitchell Johnson & Ryan Harris
6. Glenn McGrath & Jason Gillespie
7. Dale Steyn & Morne Morkel
8. Shaun Pollock & Allan Donald
>>64478036
>convict in there 3 (THREE) times
>>64478026
why?
>>64478037
Is Mr Crown any good?
>>64478039
Yeah mate im in
>yfw have to wait for Aussies to go to sleep before the thread stops being shitted up again
>>64478036
awwww yeah three spots just for me
>>64478035
All I remember was him saying in an /afl/ thread how he posted on bf then posting on the depression thread on the Lifestyle board how he was going to kill himself. The norf board somehow tracked him down
>>64478040
Half of Australian /cric/ probably posts on BF as well
I don't think I've been on /sp/ for about 18 months other than the occassional /cric/ thread, can people bring me up to date on tripdrama. Frankly I miss it. Like literally, the most hillarious crap they've been saying.
Also to the fellow Britbro, I truly think that Butler can achieve greatness. He was out of form but set an England record in the ODIs so now he must have some confidence. Remember he was averaging 50 something before his decline. I'm close to certain his average is well above Bairstow now. I'd rather us put in bloody Billings than him. But then I think this love affair with Yorkshire has gone too far.
>>64478036
heavily reliant on convict
also everyone always misspells 'ridgway', it triggers me
>>64478051
Create your own thread you utter sadcunt.
This is the Big Bash thread.
>>64478035
It's very possible. He often posted about how he's a manlet.
>>64478056
Half of Australian /cric/ doesn't even follow AFL
MEMES
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S
>>64478056
ummm... /nrl/ literally RUNS /cric/
>>64478057
We don't have any trips any more unfortunately. The bad smell that is Reality Check is still here but he doesn't count.
>>64478047
>>64478053
>>64478058
Well it was conbitch who suggested the team
>>64478060
plus I think he's from tassie
>>64478051
>mfw not going to sleep
oh look, Lumb took a catch
>>64478059
kys
>>64478072
all three of you. I bow down supreme gentlemen
Hello, I do not want attention.
Thank you.
>>64478044
it was actually steyn/philanderer. and they were fucking boss.
>>64478075
This.
who else /stayingupforHayne/ here?
Uh-oh I think Doug just 'hit the wall' again.
Fat cunt.
>>64478085
How much longer till its on? Are they still showing the games on tv?
>>64478084
Steyn and Morkel were literally going good for years before Memelander even debuted
>>64478085
>he's on the Hayne """"""""""plane""""""""" again
KEK
>p-p-p-please like our athletes mr big strong American
He got exposed for the B-level athlete he is.
>>64478089
5 am Sydney time.
Yeah on 7mate.
What percentage of /nrl/ posts on League Unlimited? Because I'd guess it would be much less than /afl//Bigfooty.
>>64478094
Cheers mate
>>64478084
philander is possibly the most overrated player in world cricket
>>64478091
coconuts just aren't as fast-twitch as proper black people.
>"I'm not making this up"
>>64478095
I am one of the Original 6 and can confirm I have NEVER posted nor made an account on LU.
I used to lurk a bit though desu.
>>64478079
What kind of weirdo grown man loves Taylor Swift?
What a loser.
>>64478090
steyn/philanderer >>>>>>>> steyn/morkel
philanderer was avg 18 with a strike rate in the 30's at one stage.
Anyone got a link with sound for the ENG SAF game?
I've found like 10 without sound, could it be my ad blocker stopping it?
Is this the SA-ENG thread?
>>64478109
She is a mega qt tbqh f.a.m
>"Borderline was last seen Searching"
Who is the Matt of /afl/?
I feel like /afl/ needs a Matt like personality to put some life into it.
>>64478119
No it's the Big Bash thread, one of >our resident Redditors is trying to generalise /cric though, it's annoying af.
>>64478122
I literally haven't denied I was the one posting the screencaps you seething autist
>>64478117
make sure the stream's not on mute m8
>>64478119
still don't know actually.
>>64478095
You're probably right but I don't think >>64478108
proves anything.
Reminder that Hodgepodge is the best Bigfooty poster
>>64478125
>not watching both
pleb
why is /afl/ so fucking annoying tonight lads? starting to swing back to being on #team/rug/for/nrl/'sbffl desu
>>64478129
Thanks but no it's not.
>>64478130
I think it is, I like to talk about the cricket, but Australian posters are just supreme so I like that both are together here.
Do any of you abos or poo pealanders actually support England for the Queen and Commonwealth?
>>64478139
Wasn't he exposed as a pedo or some shit like that?
>>64478139
Podge sexually assaulted his therapist
>stay off /sp/ for six months
>anons still talking about the same garbage bigfooty posters flat out
good to see its still business as usual
What are we doing tonight, lads?
Watching a U2 dvd with the old man here
>>64478146
How was that discovered?
>>64478014
ELYSE
L
Y
S
E
>>64478144
I'm supporting Englel so that GOATstralia become no1 in the world again
>>64478128
Settle petal.
>>64478143
/afl/ is the holding pen general for newfriends fresh from reddit or facebook.
>>64478150
Convict dropping ELITE truthbombs
>>64478143
I have no idea, I've barely used it since 2012 but he was funny as fuck with how mad he made dumb cunts
>>64478150
Finally someone fucking said it
But I'm 99% sure it's literally just one sperg forcing this shit
>>64478151
Playing Battlefront with some m8s
Tfw lost $200 betting in the last 24 hours
Feels like shit
>>64478160
meant for >>64478145
100% FAULK OFF
>>64478154
India will if England win
>India
>>64478144
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/eQ2cPQkY78j HD
>>64478152
He asked for advice on BF on how to initiate a relationship with her.
>le finisher
>>64478165
I've made $250 on the cricket today lone
feels good
won $90 off the Big Meme
>>64478165
git gud m8
>>64478144
>supporting the islamic state of englel
>>64478169
No GOATstralia will go up after >we statpad our way to 3-0 against the West Tendies
India is only one point ahead of >us atm
>>64478169
the most undeserving fuck nuts ever. have they even won away from home?
>>64478173
made $55 risk-free with the cheeky bet365 free in-play bet offer. Why gamble when you can just win free money off promos?
Are we all in agreement that Ireland deserves test status far more than the Bahaymays?
>>64478181
I don't think they've beaten any non-Asian-or-Tendies team away since 2008
India playing in other asian cunts doesnt count as away
Alright I'm out lads, see youse in town
What's for dinner lads, I'm making burritos, who wants some?
>>6447779
Reminder I know who you are and WILL expose your horrible Facebook profile and that of your friends to /cric/ unless you post an official apology
>>64478163
They should just redo Battlefield 4 with Star Wars maps, skins, vehicles and weapons desu
>tfw no comically large breasted fat Bondi beach gf
Do you abos actually go down to the beach for Christmas? That's mad to me, although I guess most of you close the curtains and stay in doors all day.
>>64478154
Good lad, I dream of the days of England Australia 1, 2.
>>64478169
Cheers senpai, trust old blighty to come on through with a quality stream.
>>64478186
Can teams lose test status once they get it? Windies definitely need to get relegated.
>>64478150
What's your name there? I remember you posting about trolling your dad on the Bulldogs board
>another Pakistani high potential youth done for doping or fixing
MWNN is based as fuck tbqhwyf
>>64478184
why only $55?
I'm doing the same thing and the offer is up to $100 and odds on the Stars (who you should have backed) were $1.90
>>64478192
>Do you abos actually go down to the beach for Christmas
we dont. Chads do
>>64478189
I had dinner like three hours ago, one of those one pan meals with mince and pasta.
wasn't fantastic but did the job
>>64478170
He was probably just trolling all you dumb cunts
He is LITERALLY the RC of Bigfooty
Split the West Indies into T&T and Jamaica. They would probably enjoy playing for an actual country and do better
>>64478192
Australia day is beach day. Christmas is for eating and getting turnt
>>64478196
I only used it that once for that purpose a couple of years ago.
I don't even remember my name there but it would've been something to do with brad
Johnson.
good memory damn
>>64478200
I hedged my bet on Ladbrokes so it was risk-free. Instead of winning $90 half the time (or slightly more than half), I win $55 every time. I don't know anything about the teams, I just know how to play the promos.
>Shit Efrican """openers"""
LMAO
>LEAVING THE STRAIGHT ONE SECOND BALL
THIS IS TOO EASY
>van lel
pathetic shit that.
>>64478192
only tourists go to the beach on christmas
Nice leave.
India ruined them mentally.
Feel kinda sorry for him tbqh
is broad the best bowler in the world atm
*farts*
>>64478200
Can you explain what this bet365 promotion is? I don't have an account
>>64478144
I support SA in this series since Steyn, ABDV and Hash Brown are elite
When Englel play curries I will remain silent out of respect during God Save the Queen
>van lyl
Can SA last 10 overs?
>>64478214
It would've been more btw (around $75) but right after I put my bet on the sixers they collapsed and the stars odds went way down.
Who the fuck is Van Zyl
how long till AB is in?
20 minutes?
>>64478223
my favourite /cric/ reaction image of all time
many a time this has been used after an Australian batting collapse
who /rain/ here?
>>64478210
This unironically
Promote Ireland to take their place so Banglel and Zimbabwe can have someone to play against, and let the tendies work their way up as an associate nation.
>>64478239
The amount of laughing reaction pics and gifs during that 60 all out was out of control
>>64478209
He's just a male Suzanne Olsen who wants to fellate Leigh Matthews
>>64478248
>implying the ICC gives a fuck about growing the game
>>64478245
N O R T Y
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Y
>>64478226
Basically you put a bet on pre-match and they give you a risk-free in play bet of the same amount up to $100. Risk-free meaning they refund the amount of your bet if it loses. You can hedge it like I do to make a risk-free profit, or you can just treat it as a free extra bet and you should still make a profit.
http://extra.bet365.com.au/promotions/other-sports/big-bash-offer
>Amla doing the Steve Shit meme walk across the crease
what a world we live in where world-class batsman unironically copy Steve Smith
>>64478253
Easily my fav /cric/ day of the year. Makes for funner threads than this current home series.
>>64478181
>have they even won away from home?
Has any team won away from home?
>>64478253
There was a 14 minute thread during that
>>64478254
One of said dumb cunts detected
You literally have no idea what his endgame is
>>64478260
Decent, sportsbet have been Jewish as fuck lately. Hopefully they keep the Based AFL offer where you get money back if your team leads at any break next season
>>64478262
This.
desu banter with England fans on /cric/ is better than the usual shit with Poo Peelanders. With them, it's all good and fun until SUDDENLY they snap and their inferiority complex goes out of control.
>>64478261
It was a thing long before stove lad
The meme walk is babby's first unorthodox technique
>>64478274
TIME FOR WORK
>>64478272
Yeah Sportsbet have been horrendous ever since the AFL season finished. They banned my account as well so I had to get a friend to open a bowler account for me, I wouldn't have bothered if I'd known they were gonna nerf all the promos.
>>64478268
Yeah nah his best days are behind him
I'm placing a bet: In 2017, Ellyse Perry will be the face of domestic violence.
cap this.
This was genuinely pretty funny desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mzLXqJsryY
>>64478189
I just got one from Zambrero m8
>>64478274
Yeah, I genuinely find statscunt entertaining until he slips into autism mode
The ashes is definitely the best time for /cric/, although the curries that showed up with the CWC were pretty good humoured
>>64478274
Now you know how we feel with you lot. You have the inferiority complex with us because you genuinely, misguidedly believe your nation is comparible to the mighty England.
However NZ know they're basically a shit Wales and accept it so fine to banter with.
>>64478289
more like cap her amirite?
>Woakes touching 90mph
>>64478290
Neck yourself lad
You LITERALLY laughed at an Adam Sandler movie
Why do women on TV try to speak with as deep a voice as possible?
Why are women in Australia trying to be men?
>>64478264
umm... you must be new here.
also, please poo in loo.
What happens when female cricketers get pregnant? Do they get paternity leave or anything? Theres no way their bodies would be the same if they made a comeback
>>64478307
>implying they are athletes in the first place
>>64478307
>paternity
>>64478307
women bounce back from pregnancy fairly well, bit of a loose gut and some stretchmarks yeah but it doesn't affect their fitness or skill after coming back
>no hotspot
how fucking poor are these cunts?
>>64478307
>female cricketers
>paternity leave
end YOURself
anyone else genuinely like the objective cunts of cricket?
I would actually love to be friends with guys like Steyn and Kohli.
>>64478304
Because they are brave and strong. Just like Carrie Brickmore, hear her roar
>>64478304
a deeper voice commands more credibility - google 'vocal fry'
>It's a difficult one
KEK
He absolutely 100% edged it.
>should be 2 down
>>64478321
>Steyn
>genuine cunt
kys (know your stuff)
>>64478307
I don't know what it's like for cricketers but most female athletes bodies aren't in 'reproduction mode', they don't get a period or only have a very light one, ie they only have kids once their career is finished
>>64478290
I hope he got paid a lot for that
Is umbrella an athlete?
>literally EVERY AceStream channel works EXCEPT for Sky Sports 2
>SA trying to kill England with demonic umbrellas
>>64478328
snicko isnt reliable
need hotspot
are these niggers really that poor that they dont have it? I MEAN COMEON ITS 2015
>>64478303
>LE FUG LE ADAM ZANDLER XDXD
90s Sandler was based as fuck
bread so handsome.
>>64478335
Sandler keeps all the money for himself and his washed up SNL buddies
>>64478346
Thanks RLM
>>64478343
He was ""okay"", not great
>>64478328
>>64478326
watch him get a triple now
>>64478307
>paternity leave
>>64478348
It was a known fact before that video la
Sandler even admitted to it once
>bitchstow
>>64478307
>season-ending pregnancy
What's with the obsession with Biebz at SA cricket grounds?Fairs though, Purpose is pretty based
>>64478364
Are you the English lad who was posting during the ashes?
Will 2016 be the year that you FINALLY kill yourself Anon?
kek
KEK
K E K
>>64477975
>>64477975
>>64477975
LOOK AT HIM AND LAUGH
You think his PHIL-DAWG arm is his wanking arm?
>>64478374
Well, I post when England plays, or when other teams are playing at sociable hours(casual as fuck, I guess).Yes, that's me.
>>64478376
He legitimately is good lad
He's been looking okay since the Ashes, he just couldn't handle the pressure like Voges and Lyth
>>64478376
>>64478380
it was right at the end of his fingertips tbqh
Wade puts down easy drops, and Buttler has put down screamers like that too
>>64478386
UTTER cringe desu
Wade approaching Warner levels of PPSB
>>64478386
It's Hughdog you peething poosual
>>64478388
we're talking about his wicketkeeping
I think he is one of Englands 6 best batsman but he shouldnt be keeping wicket
>>64478375
looking forward to it 2bh
>>64478389
>screamer
kek
KEK
Also why the fuck do you keep comparing him to Wade? Wade isn't >our test keeper for a reason, and he only keeps in ODIs because of his batting.
Nevill would've gobbled that.
>>64478394
I know, i used it ironically and on purpose
>>64478402
Because people linked to that post, implying that it was wrong to say Wade is worse
When he isn't
Is Matthew Wade related to Jeremy Howe?
>>64478402
nevill is the tidiest keeper I can remember us having though
maybe healy was better but I was like 6 when he was dropped for gilly
what's it like having a gf lads?
>>64478410
>us
What number in the order do you bat mate?
>>64478408
yes, they're cousins
>>64478410
>maybe healy was better
He was.
Nevill is very tidy though.
>>64478413
I am literally Shaun Marsh
>>64478412
Overrated desu
By this I mean that having a gf will not magically fix your problems and make you a better person. You need to be happy with yourself before you can be happy with someone else.
>>64478423
More mentally ill posters in here.
>>64478423
because australians
>>64478407
literally only the pom(s) are comparing Bitchstow to Wade
Bitchstow isn't a good enough Test match wicketkeeper. He proved it in 2013/14. He proved it in the UAE and he just proved it again.
Nevill is far superior to any English keeper. Of the English keeper, Buttler is by far the best keeper to pace bowling (she's a bit shit to the spinner tho)
I want to spam GAJ but these street sign captchas are fucking awful.
>>64478423
/cric/ is unironically less dead than /epl/
Even on days where no cricket is on, it gets more activity.
>>64478431
>he doesn't use legacy captcha
>>64478412
Good, as long as you are confident in yourself and a normalfag.
The best piece of advice I could give you is: Don't waste your time with western girls though.
just put on some party pies but now my fingers smell like the freezer
>AMLEL
>>64478431
Typical casualfag /afl/ outing themselves YET AGAIN.
Third time is the charm
Amla hasn't scored any runs for a while
how many times can Amla get himself out?
BREAD
>>64478442
What the fuck does your freezer smell like?
>>64478438
how do you activate it on 4chan X?
Woakes is unironically bowling pretty well and with pace. Kinda feel sorry for him not getting that Amla wicket, would be sad if he has nothing to show for it in the end.
>>64478446
It's over, Amla finished desu.
Time for the best batsman in the world
amla never scores runs at durban
Fuck sake British TV ads are cancer
>>64478426
I'm literally a diagnosed onset schizophrenic. Do you guys have any diagnosed mental illnesses?
It's hilarious that the British media was saying 300 wasnt a good score.
It's better than the average and our bowlers are tip top.
I really fucking hate the British media telling their self perpetuating lies.
If we had:
Cook
Bell
Root
Pietersen
Taylor
Stokes/Ali
Butler
Ali/Woakes
Broad
Finn/Wood
Andersen
We would be top 3 easily.
>>64478458
iirc, we also have a boxing day test curse.
>it's a south africa collapse under pressure innings
>>64478453
you know that freezer smell, go sniff your freezer they all smell the same
Is ABDV elated to JCVD?
>>64478472
you must have closed it while it was unplugged.
>>64478467
>Bell
>Buttler in tests
>-sen
>>64478466
Not diagnosed. I'm not even that bad desu, escaped NEETdom earlier this year, have a good group of m8s.
just no gf desu
>>64478472
I'm off to smell my freezer. What the fuck am i doing with my life
>>64478472
do you reckon if you visited antarctica it would smell like your freezer?
>>64478467
>Lell
>Buttler
Sort it out senpai
>>64478466
hi threadcounter
>>64478467
If we had
Langer
Hayden
Ponting
S Waugh
Hussey
Martyn
Gilchrist
Warne
Lee
Gillespie
McGrath
We'd be top 1 easily, but alas
>been watching this test for 45 minutes
>"MUH 60" already mentioned twice
kek
I'm literally tuning in now just because AB is batting
>Yasir Shah tests positive for banned substance
Fucking hell. I hate my countrymen
>>64478496
Welcome Reddit!
>>64478498
you gonna watch the PSL?
>>64478494
put martyn at 4, waugh at and hussey at 6
>>64478498
it's a meme for Pakistan
if a youth is super good they'll get done either fixing or doping
>>64478498
and thus ends the "Pakistan is good" meme
atleast >you beat Englel before it all ended
>>64478481
>>64478491
Name me a player with a higher average than Bell and or better contribution. We need experience in our team as well.
When you've realised that's not possible, then find me a batsman with a better average for England who can keep like Butler.
When you've realised that's not possible, please send me a full and frank apology.
>>64478503
Have no interest in it honestly. Might leave it on in the background.
>>64478494
we'd literally be worse than the West Tendies with that team
The only one of them who can still even remotely play is Hussey
>Woakes just bowled 147.8 kph
>>64478498
So do we win the test series by default or what?
>PEDistan
>tfw no high test Scottish gf
https://youtu.be/t6vvmwTwuEk
>>64478515
Kevin Pietersen
Jonathan Trott
check mate
it's a trap
>>64478494
what is this last 15 years?
>>64478530
Pietersen is already there and hasn't Trott retired from England?
Literally can't tour as well because he gets scared, Tresco style.
> 2 for 22
RIP Richie
>>64478515
Bell had a godlike middle career, but start and in recent years were just inconsistent and crappy with the odd cheeky 50 to keep in the team. There was a reason he was dropped.
Buttler has also been terrible in tests for ages, both stats-wise and when you see him at the crease. No confidence and his average is boosted by the fact he had a good start to his career, but since then has been terrible.
>>64478522
plus warne lee and possibly mcgrath
bodies probably wouldn't hold up to the amount of overs they'd have to bowl though
DOO FOR DWENDY DOO
>>64478532
I don't find it hard at all, just say the truth about how you feel about things and guaranteed some cunt will want to tell you youre wrong
which is exactly what has just transpired between us, enjoy your (you)
is it bad etiquette to lie about my height on my Tinder profile?
>>64478557
MANLET
A
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E
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Alch yourself nigga
>>64478546
i feel as though the ICC should fine commentators everytime they DONT say choo for twenty choo
>and possibly mcgrath
dear god no. Saw him at Warne's meme. 105kp/h half-trackers.
>>64478557
No. Women are terrible judges of height.
>>64478557
no
but its bad form to be an insecure faggot
>>64478557
Not if its only by an inch or so.Girls can't tell anyway.
>>64478570
Probably what people thought of your generation. People grow and mature. Everyone needs time to figure stuff out
>>64478557
Nah it's fine if it's an inch or two though senpai.
But fuck I met a girl off Tinder in Germany (I study there, so expect to see a German flag here next test, but that's another story) and most German women are tall so I added an inch so I'm over 6ft. She turns up and is like an inch smaller than me. We got on really well and shes keen to meet again and stuff but I found it so awkward with the height. Like I've never been with a girl over say 5'6. I like to be the dominant male and I reckon she could take me in a fight because of Irish heritage.
Post Tinder slags as well lad.
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
>>64478532
Step up your game breh, I just got a whole heap of them
>>64478582
>Irish heritage meme
>>64478585
can someone explain this to me?
Disgusting desu
its very fucking annoying coming back and not knowing the freshest new may mays
whats t. mean?
>>64478596
RC impregnated an Indonesian girl who sudddenly aborted the child and ran off
>>64478594
Her mam is Irish and she's got the accent lad. Not a Yank "Irish" type. She's got a German dad so most of the ugly Irish genes are gone. 7/10 imo.
>>64478596
idk some shit-tier /afl/ meme probably.
definitely not one of the certified elite /nrl/-pioneered memes
Will Root be outed as a homebabby this series or will he get his first overseas century(Windies don't count).
>>64478596
here, its basically people doubting his narrative and life:
I am disheartened by the cynicism on display in this thread. I have no doubt that Reality Check has:
-created a $40 million dollar empire from nothing but Satanism and a highschool education
-gotten over the tragic death of his sister overseas.
-gotten over the tragic death of his parents in a car crash (just like James Bond!)
-bested his hero Matthew Lloyd in a ono-on-one match-up and was able to befriend his hero due to their mutual respect.
-risen to the top of the Melbourne, and thus Australian advertising industry (just like Todd Sampson!) without a hint of formal education in the area.
-intimidated and humiliated former Australian cricket captain, and living legend Ricky Ponting
-single-handedly come up with the Rhonda and Ketut AAMI advertising campaign, but it was stolen off him.
-mastered a dozen languages and is conversational in another dozen.
-become a celebrated DJ at Melbourne's 'Heat' nightclub
-given up a promising AFL footballer due to a "terrible" injury
-exiled due to issues with the ATO
- placed in numerous "illegal street races" in his adopted home of Indonesia
-taken part in local discussions solving disputes between muslims and christians
- had sexual intercourse with Helena from My Kitchen Rules
- helped fund a new local soccer stadium
- hunted sharks to help feed the locals
-hosted a Christmas party for a local Orphanage.
I, for one, don't need proof. I have faith.
>>64478612
He did well in UAE too
>>64478614
You didn't add the "semi-professional soccer player" fact from yesterday.
>>64478608
ha! no surprises there
>>64478623
ill add it to the list mate
>>64478612
roots pretty decent m8 especially for an english player
>Reality Cunt is here 20 hours a day every-day
>suddenly he disappears and LITERALLY the next day "convict" appears
>>64478626
>AB reverse-memeing
kek
KEK
>bowling Ali when you're building pressure
You bowl him when you need a wicket out of nowhere m8
>>64478614
Talking about this shit, what is the most outrageous story that's true about you lads?
Bonus if cricket related. I used to play on a team that managed to get Michael Vandort as the overseas player (he got a 100 against England at Lords for Sri Lanka a few years before and was still only like 30). He turned up with just pads and a bat and got 80 off like 30 then got caught on the boundary.
Once I trained with him I was like 13 and a boss leg spinner. No one I had met could turn it like me so I was showing off to him. He laughs and bowls one back that turned like twice as much. I go a bit shy, then the does the same with off spin. He never bowled a ball in his international career I don't think. Elite sportsman are so much better than us mortals.
what can I get you lads?
http://www.australiaspizzahouse.com/large.php
>>64478614
don't forget when he lived with Mongolian monks in the Qinghai mountains or someshit for several years
Potty mouth Bairstow
Doesn't he know innocent children are watching?
OOOOOHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>64478526
>Windows 10 automatically downloads update despite me setting it to manual
>get a notification that it will restart in 10 minutes without any option to prevent it
>every time it updates, it fucks up my monitor and locks the resolution to the lowest possible value
>have to do a clean install to fix it
JUST
>>64478412
Ever had a job you didn't get paid for?
>>64478646
I snuck into the SCG practice nets and bowled a ball to David Warner when he was still a T20 memester.
>>64478646
>what is the most outrageous story that's true about you lads?
I'm not a virgin.
>>64478666
Can't you just turn off windows update completely?
>ABDV
>best batsman in the world
"""""no"""""
>>64478677
I did work for the dole for a bit earlier this year, before I got a real job.
on ya bike ABDV
so fucking soft. that was clearly a fucking catch
>>64478666
should have just got a mac senpai
>>64478666
Thanks for the reply, I usually shitpost to get them.
Like this:
>mfw this ugly tart is with Joe "qt trap" Root
Also that is out.
That's actually out
He'll get benefit of the doubt though tbqh
>>64478646
I listened to Brett Lee's band (Six and Out) CD at least 200 times when i was younger
>>64478705
I want to punch them both in the face.
>>64478685
Who did you rape? Was it on public transport?
>>64478712
David pls
Umpball for muh ABDV
>>64478614
>tfw freshcunt
>tfw my RC pasta is legit
>>64478686
I unironically can't find the option
I may just block windows update through the firewall
fucking hell lads, i've literally had my monitor and GPU replaced three times and nothing changes
>Michael Holding in charge of knowing how 3D cameras work
What did Bairstow say lads?
>>64478725
Michael Holding has become a self parody tbqh
The capsule is all that matters.
>>64478731
OOOHHH SHHIIIITTT
I actually heard Kiwi wicketkeeper say "fucking cunt" at one point on air, never heard an apology then though
>>64478723
>>I unironically can't find the option
Think I heard something about 10 not even having the option, that might just be the case. I've had windows upadate turned off on my 7 for years now.
>>64478715
too beta to rape 2bh
>>64478740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxD7YMxidSE
>>64478740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxD7YMxidSE
best swearing
Was Stokes punished for being nice and referring it? I bet if he went mad and said he caught it they wouldnt have reviewed it.
Same old ABE umpiring. Also commercialism would have been a factor because SAF would collapse for like 80 without him.
>>64478646
Doesn't involve me but my dad's uncle bowled Don Bradman for a duck in District cricket
>>64478751
>>64478753
based roy
>>64478764
>I bet if he went mad and said he caught it they wouldnt have reviewed it.
No, that's not how it works.
The exact same thing happened with Australia today vs the Windies.
Be honest lads:
>Your Age:
>Number of women you've had sex with:
>Age when you lost your virginity:
>>64478751
>>64478753
https://streamable.com/w9om
That was on in early afternoon on boxing day
>>64478773
top fucking kek
>>64478467
Doesn't Compton open?
Cook
Compton
Root
Pietersen/Ballance
Taylor
Stokes
Bairstow
Ali
Broad
Finn
Anderson
If they can get by with Momeme's spin and Stokes lifts his game with the bat it's a top 3 team.
>>64478646
I fucked Bradd Hogg's daughter and Ashton Agar's gf, and had Adam Gilchrist play cricket in my backyard for a TV ad
I also got Ashton Agar out stumped in a districts game
>>64478777
They have this meme idea of having Hales opening as an aggressive counter to Cook.
>>64478766
>this happens in 2015
>gricded Australia is bankrupted by Symond's gross negligence towards nonbinary persons
>>64478772
reality or the lie I tell?
1) 23
2) 1 if we're talking full sexual intercourse (6)
3) 21 (19)
I've turned down sex several times, been with many women and actually pretty good looking just beta and scared to do the sex. Partly also my dads a convicted rapist so it makes me petrified to go too far without clear consent. Even then it's worrying.
>>64478777
Cook and Compton would bat out the whole game to make a total of 50
>>64478772
32
15-20
20
>>64478772
21
0
0
I am unironically a dedicated catholic
>>64478772
23 (almost 24 desu)
1 (she was a prostitute)
22
>>64478772
22
0
N/A
I've been a shut-in/recluse so long I can't even socialise anymore
>>64478803
M-mackay bro?
>>64478797
/nrl/ just keeps winning desu
How do we keep doing it lads?
>>64478772
>27
>2
>18
>tfw failed normie
>>64478803
Please trip again goosey.
>>64478812
Where you from mate? I'll go watch the cricket with you in a pub mate.
>>64478801
>being raped as a baby
>>64478812
Same
>>64478772
26
I dunno like 20? Lots of drunk one night stands, I have an alcohol problem, I probably haven't fucked sober for like 3 or 4 years.
18
>>64478812
Same except I socialise a bit more but am a total sperg with women
>>64478819
nah /gong/ desu
>>64478772
25
2
17
>>64478823
knit your socks
>>64478812
mah nigga
>>64478792
Probably better than 1/10 which they've had since Strauss retired
>>64478834
Thanks pal, don't know what that's meant to mean though.
>>64478828
Not who you responded too, but I have a theory that even normies (of which I am one) don't really have a lot of sex. Probably only like 20% of the population have regular sex, everyone just lies.
When people can tell the truth without fear of social exclusion everyone on here claims they never really have sex.
>>64478827
>my nigga
same as me but im 23
>>64478834
G O O S E
O
O
S
E
SA batsmen are getting too comfy now. Will run away with it. Stokes should've claimed the catch, he knew he fucking catched it the honest lil dickwad, the Saffers would have.
>>64478827
I can't even get hard under the inflence of alcohol tbqh
>>64478849
You're probably right family, but i'm more interested in getting a gf anyway, not just for sex but also companionship and shit
>>64478866
I imagine if I had sex sober I would blow my load in 3 minutes instead of 30
You now remember Lelgar getting a pair on debut by based Bitchwide
>>64478877
I'd suggest making baby steps so you're ready for a gf. Get a tinder and that and just talk to women, find out what they like and don't like. Remember women want someone to command and protect them and not some beta nice guy. It's not memes, it's biology. Women generally stay with someone who treats them like shit because they feel lucky as if they're not worthy of that person. If you let a girl know shes better than you, she's off for the next chad.
I have a qt virgin girl I'm kinda seeing in Germany and it's not all it's cracked up to be. She's quite childish and actually asked if what we did was wrong and if she will be pregnant after I fingered her lol. Based religious fruitcakes.
too many normies in my /cric/ desu senpai
would you?
>>64478901
You now remember Graeme Smith being humiliated and having his career ended by based Bitchwide
>>64478915
looks like the same apartment Ivana stayed at
>>64478912
>LE FUG LE NORMGIES XDXD
>>64478912
based threadcounter
>>64478915
Would I what, push her before she jumps?
>>64478918
You now Jonathan Trott getting PTSD and having his career ended by based Bitchwide
You now remember Kevin Pietersen getting made the scapegoat by his team and having his career ended because of based Bitchwide
>>64478931
>You now Jonathan Trott
me on suicide watch
>>64478949
He had the highest average in the England team on that tour. Admittedly from one based innings, but everyone was shit and he got the blame just because Bell and Cook were too immune from blame.
>>64478974
he was still hardly good, he only averaged mid 20's
everyone else was just worse
>>64478949
literally half of England's players retired because of Bitchwide and Harris
Ford qt > Toyota qt
>>64478981
Clorke was literally killed by Bread tho. Watson aswell
Baddin, Rogers etc were retiring anyway but those two were definitely killed prematurely by Bread.
>>64478994
Watson was killed by the supreme Fox Sports Facebook page posting summer of cricket casuals in this country using him as a scapegoat for years.
Broad just helped.
>>64478974
Didn't Carberry have the second best English batting figures on that tour. Funny how the top two ended up taking the fall.
>>64478949
>>64478974
he didn't get kicked off the team because of his performances
He had a toxic attittude, as you can see from his whiney autobiography and the fact he literally follows and publicly criticises everything they do nowadays.
He had too much ego, don't forget he tried to dissuade the coach and selectors from selecting Taylor for being a manlet
>>64479002
tbf dropping Watson was the right call
By that point he was useless with the ball and Marsh's extra wickets were more useful than Watsons extra 25 runs.
In hindsight playing Faulkner would have been better because he is a better bowler than both of them and probably a better batsman than Marsh
>>64478772
>26
>Over 100 individual women, too many to keep track of (about 75% were prostitutes)
>16 (to a prostitute)
>>64479021
Carberry was old, England were looking to build a squad for the future. Even now Carberry isn't doing very well in county so they have no reason to reselect him. He's 35 years old, and England selectors don't like selecting oldies without much international experience already.
>>64479032
I don't believe in hookers, how much are good ones usually? I'm curious.
>>64479036
He's a great T20 player
>>64479036
That's pretty silly tbqh
Adam Voges is 36, debuted this year, has over 1000 calendar year runs in his debut year and averages 77.
This >LE FUTURE XDXD meme is so tedious. Just pick the best players for each test.
>>64479052
>I don't believe in hookers
What do you mean by this? You think they don't exist?
>>64479064
Sorry, I meant I don't believe in paying for sex.
>>64479069
>I don't believe in paying for sex.
What do you mean by this? You think it doesn't happen?
>>64479054
Voges had padded like hell against worst indies, he looked awful over here
>>64479066
looks like she's about to get the ol '99 Gary Sweet special
>>64479076
Stop this and just explain to me the hooker fucking process.
>>64479027
So basically he is alpha and doesnt take peoples shit. Too many betas in the team these days.
>>64479052
>I don't believe in hookers,
They're real my man, I've seen them
>>64479084
yeah he literally averages over 500 against the windies kek
>>64479084
he played well against Poo Peeland and was dominant in Shield, plus he's quite good at county cricket and unironically captained on of their teams
the ashes shit was just a bad case of nerves over his place in the team, since he knew he wasn't going to get another shot. he actually batted quite well in the last test.
>>64479110
The Raschig–Hooker process is a chemical process for the production of phenol, named after German chemist Friedrich Raschig. The main steps in this process are the production of chlorobenzene from benzene, hydrochloric acid and oxygen, and the subsequent hydrolysis of chlorobenzene to phenol. The Raschig–Hooker process is no longer used for commercial phenol production.
>>64479160
How is phenol produced commercially these days?
>>64479167
Because of phenol's commercial importance, many methods have been developed for its production. The dominant current route, accounting for 95% of production (2003), is the cumene process, which involves the partial oxidation of cumene (isopropylbenzene) via the Hock rearrangement:[6]
C6H5CH(CH3)2 + O2 → C6H5OH + (CH3)2CO
Acetone is produced as a by-product. Compared to most other processes, the cumene process uses relatively mild synthesis conditions, and relatively inexpensive raw materials. However, to operate economically, there must be demand for both phenol, and the acetone by-product.
Other methods under consideration involve:
hydrolysis of chlorobenzene, using base (Dow's Process) or steam (Raschig–Hooker process):[19]
C6H5Cl + H2O → C6H5OH + HCl
direct oxidation of benzene with nitrous oxide, a potentially "green" process:
C6H6 + N2O → C6H5OH + N2
oxidation of toluene, as developed by Dow Chemical:
C6H5CH3 + 2 O2 → C6H5OH + CO2 + H2O
In the Lummus Process, the oxidation of toluene to benzoic acid is conducted separately.
Phenol is also a recoverable byproduct of coal pyrolysis
An early commercial route, developed by Bayer and Monsanto in the early 1900s, begins with the reaction of a strong base with benzenesulfonate:[18]
C6H5SO3H + 2 NaOH → C6H5OH + Na2SO3 + H2O
>>64479144
Not that anon but no doubt Voges is good, though his 1000 runs in a debut year has been inflated by some easy opposition.
>>64479178
England played and failed to beat that same "easy opposition"
and yes Voges played them away aswell
>>64479173
keked heartily
So Goosey, which batsmen in internationally cricket dont raise their bat until the ball has been bowled.
You are more precise than the internet.
Reminder De Villiers was caught, is a cheater and should have walked.
This tour is a fix. Enjoy your hollow runs, you were out you cunt.
>>64479194
not sure if this is what you're after but it's a good read anyway
http://www.thecricketmonthly.com/story/931739/the-downside-of-up
>>64479206
this flag
this post
etc
>>64479211
why dont you post with your trip anymore?
>>64479224
I'm not actually goose, just replied because I thought that answered the guy's question
HOW ARE THINGS ON THE WEST COAST
>>64479206
he clearly wasn't caught, even your own fucking guy knew it.
>goosey posts
>gets one reply
how is /cric/ THIS full of new?
>>64479231
Thanks pal, nice article. The answer was apparently Warner. Goosey knew that, but he's keeping information to himself because if he opened up his vast knowledge of cricket he wouldnt know when to stop.
>>64479238
He wasn't sure, on replay most the commentators thought it was out, but benefit of the doubt to the batsmen since it was too hard to see. He had his fingers under it.
>>64479247
funny because our commies were convinced it wasn't out.
it feels weird watching an actual competitive Test match
I've been watching nothing but processions for the last 2 months
>>64479251
Hmm I wonder why commentators of different nations have different views xd
But seriously it was probably out but they never get given out so its not a massive issue
>>64479251
Probably because they're African and thusly clinically retarded.
He was more out than you are ya faggot.
>>64479261
well the onfield ump said not out
was there conclusive evidence to overturn that decision? Not really
>>64479259
I don't think it will be close tbqh. They've lost their pressure
>>64479281
literally dismiss AB and its ogre
but yeah Englands bowling is VERY weak in these conditions aside from Bread and Finn. Woakes/Stokes/Ali are a complete liability. Anderson wouldn't have done any better either. He is properly shit in the Southern Hemisphere when there's no lateral movement.
>>64479245
warner has actually gone bat down only very recently - he was bat up during the ashes even
chris rogers on radio the first test this summer couldn't believe that he'd changed to bat down
>>64479294
Woakes is bowling pretty well desu, should've had Amla's wicket
>>64479294
RSA will put on 500 here too
>>64479302
he was with the new Kookaburra but that isnt really surprising
it's what he does for the next 75 overs which I'm going to suggest won't be much
the fact that Woakes is unironically the quickest of them is the biggest problem. Australia won here last year basically just because Bitchwide was bowling 150 kp/h bouncers
le Shilliers is a cheat.
Do not clap his 50.
>>64479318
Why would i clap alone in my room at 1am?
>>64479318
Why would i clap alone in my room at 1am?
>>64479348
no wonder you're depressed.
>>64479348
You probably didn't even raise your bat when an Ashes thread hits 100.
Filtered.
>>64479355
Kek and checked
>>64479355
I'm literally the threadcounter that kept those thread numbers on track freshcunt
>>64479387
>making this claim
>not posting a hollypic
freshcunt
>>64479387
Maybe in 2015 you fucking casual. Also it was always wrong after about 12 threads, so go figure.
>not even getting 50
Pathetic "batsman."
AB you asshole
BASED BREAD
HAHAAHHAHAHAAHA FUCK OFF YOU'RE OUT!
Broad GOAT when he doesn't just bowl meme bouncers.
Can someone make up a quiz to catch out the newcunts here?
eg: what colour is the dog you should get up you?
what is the name of the english chef?
finish this meme *unzips ____*?
what piece of kit is always shared in /cric/? where do england fans go when they lose a wicket?
>>64479417
better than any batsman englel has ever produced.
broad has been ridiculous this year
>>64479433
indeed, pity he's as shit as johnson in reality.
>>64479438
>getting out to a "terrible" bowler repeatedly
>the state of South Africa
>>64479429
dead
ben kingsley
katana
bat
back to the pavillion
>>64479438
>i judge players based on pre-conceived notions of their ability and not their form
knit your socks
>>64479429
brown ainsley work
the other two def aren't common
>>64479454
>i can't even poo in a loo
please poo in loo, you're polluting the ocean mate.
>>64479453
I hope this was a joke as all are wrong.
>>64479429
>eg: what colour is the dog you should get up you?
Brown I guess whatever
>what is the name of the english chef?
Nigella Lawson
>finish this meme *unzips ____*?
Cricket bag
>what piece of kit is always shared in /cric/?
Phill Hughes Flaps
>where do england fans go when they lose a wicket?
To the pub for fish and chips
>>64479461
>the other two def aren't common
I hope this is b8
>>64479438
you mean the jonhson that won the series v you?
>>64479461
unzips dick was very common a couple of years ago is common af
Tipped the Stars to win tonight. Course I expect some butthurt lowlife anons to ask me to prove it.
>>64479478
yeah, that one. he was a fucking monster at that stage. broad's form is similar, but not quite.
>>64479482
not in cric m8
>>64479438
He's not a faggot who starts crying when he's getting bullied, he just gives up instead
>>64479296
gotta start listening to grandstand, I don't think I've heard a batsmen's technique dissected since Katich became a regular
>>64479433
Not bad for an apparent "Trent Bridge babby".
>>64479484
got a tip for Thunder vs Strikers yet?
>>64479438
post-2013 Johnmeme was literally the most terrifying bowler of the decade until PJH curbed his enthusiasm
>>64479494
yes in /cric/, it was posted all the time during the 2013 ashes
Ok, so there are a lot of casuals here
which country is responsible for t20 > odi > test?
who knows everything about cricket?
who was australias answer to black english chef?
which cricketer was always used for the /cric/ pof account?
Name one British tripfag who used to post in /cric/
What is Ian Bells nickname according to Warnie?
Who used to post trap porn all the fucking time?
>>64479499
this post seems contradictory on several levels
>>64479507
tipping the Thunder in a "close" one
>>64479494
It was mate, I even remember some weird copypasta about someone imagining someone actually unzipping their dick for a very short time
>>64479522
i'd rather be a casual than an autist tbqhwufam
>>64479522
fuck knows
goose
abott
cook
no idea
sherminator
gayrolds
>>64479522
'what is 4chan'
>the post
>>64479522
canada
goosey knows literally everything about cricket, no seriouslly
tone
cock
never bothered commiting them to memory
Shermanator
based joshy reynolds
all easy shit lad, anyone could answer this
>>64479508
yeah, that was scary to watch.
i remember clarke getting raped as well, he took it like a man though.
>all these newcunt casuals that can't even name Jynn, the most prolific /cric/ trip apart from goose
kill yourselves
name a more deadly fast bowler
>>64479563
the more obvious answer for me was cadfael
>>64479550
Good old lad, Bluebird, Jynn, Kerim Fried Chicken to memory UK tripfags as well as my fake Goose and random retarded ones like "Jonathan Trotts deflated testicles"
If you have any questions please contribute.
>>64479563
>tfw she never got her tits out
>>64479570
Fuck man, I forgot about him. He was such a sell out though, used to make MOTD threads. Then he got scared away to like darts only.
>>64479577
Which tripfriend successfully predicted the rise and rise of Steve Smith?
protip: It was me.
>>64479595
never doubted you
>>64479587
He used to be GOAT with the gifs back in the day.He'd upload gifs of goals literally seconds after they were scored.
>>64479587
that's because he does it >for free
>>64479587
you do know he became a janitor right?
>>64479595
who's next?
>>64479595
yes, we have all come to rely on you for your elite cricket knowledge
>>64479600
who was the other brit trip in divegrass threads that there always used to be a shitfight with about whose was better?
>>64479615
misha wasn't brit
atleast I think not
Should have saved this discussion for the day time 2bh.
All the newcunt casuals and poo peelanders would sperg due to all the classic /cric/ discussion.
>>64479605
S Marsh.
>>64479607
>omitting the fact that I successfully tipped the following three matches correctly
>>64479601
>>64479602
Yeah I heard that, but didn't he also start selling his gifs to the papers instead of posting here?
>>64479595
If you wanted to move to an Islamic country, why didn't you choose the UK?
>>64479615
Don't remember.I remember the banter when Purgatory got exposed and forgot to take his trip off, saying something bet like "Purgatory fuck that one girl, Jasmine right?".He literally didn't post again for months after that.Probably about 4-5 years ago now.
>>64479623
>3 posts early
autism
>>64479624
yeah that was it, jeez was that before flags?
>>64479629
fucking yes, divegrass trips used to be elite
>>64479660
yeah that was before flags but he was revealed to be a spic in america iirc
>>64479484
tipping the allies to clinch WW2
walkcunt on suicide watch
