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Australia 3/551d
West Indies 6/91
England 303
South Africa 3/111
NZ vs Sri Lanka second ODI is on today
Next BBL game is Thunder vs Strikers
>>64479617
Elysse > Holly
>>64479615 #
Don't remember.I remember the banter when Purgatory got exposed and forgot to take his trip off, saying something bet like "Purgatory fuck that one girl, Jasmine right?".He literally didn't post again for months after that.Probably about 4-5 years ago now.
comeback when?
please don't fucking suck again faf, you useless fuck.
>"oh hey that was out"
>double vaginas
>>64479657
inshallah he will never play well again, praise allah
how come faf never really got gud?
nigger gonna troll englel hard.
>>64479666
Kek'd, only Bitchstow even noticed he'd been bowled.
Ishallah brother Mo, allahu ackbar.
One less kuffar.
>>64479675
used all his power in the great blockade of 2012
>>64479684
I was genuinely confused about the complete lack of any reaction for a while, thought I was going crazy tbqh
>>64479695
Don't know how you can be arsed to stay up to watch this desu
why is he always so mad?
>>64479735
People are desperate to see England lose, notice how quiet it is now we're on top.
Success breeds jealousy my man.
>>64479735
only decent cricket until February, and I've got nothing better to do with my life
>>64479735
You sound like a proper casual m8.
Twice they've not reviewed something that would have been out
Just got a call from my bookie in Dubai, 100 runs 5th wicket partnership confirmed.
>>64479735
the last two days all I've done is watch cricket
probably do the same tomorrow
Anyone remember this lad?
Couldn't spin the ball in the slightest and used to act like every delivery was Warne to Strauss tier. Easily the most unlikable saffer
>>64479786
>wake up
>watch the muscular paki import tear apart the west indies
>quick fap and order pizza
>spend the evening watching south africa and england while being soothed by the voices of Bumble and Holding
>>64479766
They're saving it for umpire's call
>Seething casuals try to says De V is the best batsman in the world
Kek
This Bavuma chap is like that 12 year old that comes in at number 6 in club cricket with good technique but not big or strong enough to get it off the square.
>>64479786
Good lad, I'm going to try wake up at 8am for the start tomorrow.
>>64479819
Kane and Root are the best two, also the cutest two batsmen currently.
>>64479812
Bumble and Holding are fucking terrible these days
>>64479848
just like their voices la
>>64479848
Bumble is Great
Strauss is the best though, he's very entertaining and still looks surprisingly good for his age
Is Bavuma just there to fill the racial quota, or are the Saffer batting stocks really this dire?
>>64479791
he was zimbabwean if I remember right, meaning when strauss and kp where batting against the saffers he was the only man on the field not born there proper pub quiz question one day
>>64479871
Apparently he was the first black specialist batsman to play for South Africa when he debuted
But yes he is filling their quota
>>64479871
he's LITERALLY shorter than Taylor
kek
KEK
K E K
where's my nigger jp at? how come he's shit as well everyone thought he was gonna be good about 8 years ago
Who is the best third best test team batsman in the world?That sounds confusing when I run that back, I don't mean bats at 3, I mean the third best in a test team.Like, if you say ABDV and >Amla are SA's best two, Faf is the third best.Of all test teams, who has the best?
>>64479902
I want to say Australia, but they haven't really been tested overseas with their latest team.
I guess I'd say New Zealand, if you count McMeme as their third best
>>64479928
I'm inclined to say NZ too.
>>64479902
I can't even think of the answer to that, every team's batting stock seems shit right now. England have cook and root scoring right now and someone contributes a 50 every now and then, australia have smith and warner the only ones able to score outside of their home turf and new zealand have kane williamson and taylor kinda comes good every now and then, saffers have ABDV and not really anyone else at the moment.
>>64479936
India have Vijay, Pujara and Kohli, I guess.
>>64479943
Rahane is officially no longer an away babby too
>>64479943
Problem is it's hard to rate indian players when the team just seems to get blown apart away from home fairly regularly, apart from beating sri lanka at home in fairly similar to their own conditions recently it's been a long long time since they won a test series away from home
>>64479902
6 months ago I'd have said Sri Lanka with Mathews easily, but Jayawardene and Sangakarra retired.
pakistan maybe?
>>64479968
True, only Pakistan are bigger homebabbies.
>>64479980
Pakistan are far too prone to collapses, especially away from ""home"".
>>64479936
Cricket in general is pretty shit right now, I think Australia's bowling attack in a few years is the only thing I'm looking forward to seeing.
The other teams have one or two guys worth keeping an eye on like Shah, Williamson, Chameera and Root, but I can't really see any side developing a dominant bowling or batting attack in the future.
>>64480004
Look out for Tom Abell.
>>64479988
We're pretty big home babbies too now, couldnt even beat the tendies.
>>64480021
Everyone are apart from SA really.And even they just got battered in India.
>>64480004
england have a lot of good young batters in country cricket, I was involved at yorkshire as a kid and the amount of talent they have is insane. root is not the most talented player at age groups by far alex lees who i've played with is the player they rate the highest
>>64479786
You are not alone m808. Only things I've done for the past two days is eat, sleep and watch cricket.
>Root bowling
>>64480035
Essex have got a few players coming through too.
I really wanted to see Willey get a sniff in on this tour too. I think he's a really good all round option if Stokes keeps doing nothing but showing heart.
I really worry about where our spin options are coming from though.
>>64480069
His bowling average is about the same as Stokes pal. Not saying that's great, just we lack decent bowlers with this team. We think everyone has to be an all rounder.
>you now remember when Stokes bowled spin for an over
>>64480072
they don't think willey is quick enough is the main problem, and even if he does get picked I can see him being put at 8 rather than trying to get him to develop as an all rounder
>tfw no cadfael any more to make gifs of wickets
Who can stop us?
Strikers will win over Thunder.
They will then win the hip.
Anyone still here?
>>64480713
They've fled the oncoming summer bogan incursion from Australia
>>64480412
Thunder will win, but you are right. Strikers will win this predictable bullshit.
Can't wait lads
>>64480971
>This will trigger autists
>>64480412
replying to myself to express
>tfw a tripfag tries to talk to me
>>64480713
monitoring, was hoping for some casual shitposting post match but it's just shitty battlefront until AusvsWorstindies tonight
>>64481132
Sorry to disturb your an onimous vibe you had going on mate.
>tfw insomniac
Even if I try to sleep I just daydream and when I snap out of it I'll get a drink of water or take a piss and return back to bed. Imagine doing this all night long before I finally get some sleep.
How to fix my soul pals?
>>64481388
start lifting
>>64481409
Planning on going for long runs twice a week. That and some calisthenics should be good enough to stay /fit/ I reckon.
>>64481388
When i'm ill i'm like that, so maybe your just ill in some way? Go to a doctors that's all you guys do over here
>>64481388
smoke weed?
>>64481388
get some melatonin
>>64481535
Occasionally. Sometimes it feels good but it also makes me paranoid at times.
>>64481548
>melatonin
I'll look into it, thanks.
Ordered about 60 capsules of Phenibut HCL this month from Powdercity. I was excited about this product but my body/brain didn't react to it at all. Last time when I took it I tried a little more than the recommended dose and ended up puking thrice that evening. God I wanted it to work so bad and it sucks that it didn't for me but everyone's body is different so maybe it just doesn't affect me.
>>64479988
currie detected
Today is the day all of your normiebook friends decide to tell you how much they like The Easybeats.
>>64481605
>>64482313
Did you publish it?
Lads, Jarryd Hayne is on the field right now doing things.
>>64479617
>>64479617
Who is that semen demon on the right?
>8.30am
>first thing he does in the morning is log on to 4chan and post about Daniel
You literally cannot make this shit up.
>>64484848
I am use VPN
>>64484848
daniel here
this
I literally still cannot believe there are people here other than me that talk about me
morning lads haha i saw this funny sign on my holiday and thought of you guys haha hope you like it
>not posting in the 49ers game thread
>>64485199
kys daniel
>tfw an American talks about you
Just scored a lovely boundary lads.
>>64489137
just shitposted to some americans la's
>>64489137
>>64489370
Just took a big poo in the loo lads
>mfw making fat manlet losers mad as fuck when I tell them I am a professional athlete and am literally sponsored by Razer
Is Darren Bravo related to Darren Lehmann?
>>64490841
Brothers.
>>64479902
Murali Vijay or Cheteshwar Pujara
>>64489622
I also did a big poo before my morning shower.
Based coffee always make me pump out mega shits.
It was extremely sulfurous as well FYI.
>>64479968
>>64479988
sup casuals?
Pakistan batsmen have shit-tier techniques that WILL get exposed in their next tour of England. Their best batsman is an 38 year old
Every one of India's batsmen has made runs at least somewhere outside India.
>>64484848
He literally spent his entire Saturday statscuntonsuicidewatch posting hourly. And then woke up at 7:30 on Sunday morning to do all it over again.
Just doing a big poo rn lads
statscunt on suicide watch
Will you cricket fans shut the fuck up with all the "kys..kek KEK" shit? Nobody wants to hear some goofy cricket fan that wishes they were an NRL fan, come up with your own damn lingo and culture
>>64491833
kek
KEK
K E K
Know your stuff. We OWN /nrl/
Who /got the week off/ here?
Is Adam Voges the biggest statpadder of all time?
>>64491914
3 weeks off m8
I'm making the most of it by ensuring statscunt doesn't suicide
BaseGODS on premiership watch
Henry's bowling is so fucking a e s t h e t i c
Pretty full lads.
Just commited pooicide lads
Based henree on motm watch again lads
>Shit Lanka
Will Broad be Englel's leading wicket taker when he retires?
>>64492910
Will Broad is Senior Policy Advisor, Energy Company Obligation at Department of Energy and Climate Change m8.
don't let the daniel ltd thread die lads
fuck me the legs on that broad
hi were r the wiket :D
>>64493102
There :D
S A N T A
A
N
T
A
>That mf catch
Muh dick
>GOAT fielder
>GOAT spinner
>GOAT number 6
You have 10 seconds to prove why Mitchell Santner isn't a future GOAT. Pro-tip: you can't
Are Mathews and Chandimal the only hope for Sri Lanka?
>NZ/SL meme cricket
>Tendies fucking up again against Aus
What will be the best game to watch lads?
>>64493840
Meme cricket Mr Big Strong Englishman
>>64479869
trip on Straussy
Can anyone stop us lads?
that kiwi blonde on field commentator is high test
>ywn tour the west indies with the early 90s Australian side
;_;
>>64494172
Better not tell that to guptill m8
>>64494172
Hi anon.
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
Does anyone think this will make it to day 4?
>>64494315
they'll beat the Windies before the NZ/SL ODI is over
>>64494430
Not with the way SL are collapsing right now.
matthews is bad now
How knowledgeable is the Melbourne crowd considered to be?
>>64494672
Pretty much top tier, Sydney crowds think they're good because commentators harp on about the SCG, but the Melbourne crowds are far more knowledgeable and just better all around.
>>64494821
kek
KEK
K E K
Is Melbourne elite?
>>64493412
No glasses. First name isn't Daniel.
>>64494883
Literally the most liveable city on earth, lad
>P-P-P-PLEASE NOTICE ME BIG STRONG CHINAMAN
>LET ME WORSHIP YOUR BIG YELLOW COCK XDXD
What's it even like to live in a country with multiple time zones and does daylight savings turn Australia into as big of a clusterfuck as it looks?
>>64494883
Robelinda works in Clifton Hill (Melbourne)
>Dem knowledgable youtube/Cricinfo credentials
>>64495025
Only if you live near the border or have interstate family/friends. Otherwise you don't really notice it.
execute all Melbums
Morning lads
Are Shit Lanka & The Windies even trying?
kek
KEK
>>64494914
I bet Vettori was Daniel's favourite cricketer going up because he was a skinny nerd and had the same name lmao
If Bond, Matchfixer Cairns or based Scott Styris weren't your favourite Kiwi players growing up you should fuck off RIGHT NOW.
>>64495195
Yes, and they are getting outplayed.
Give credit where it's due.
>>64494883
Of course
Rest of the country on weak, ugly and irrelevant watch
Could England vs South Africa be, dare I say it, the greatest series of its era?
Shit Lanka Ltd. on pooicide watch
Who can stop us?
>>64495319
Us.
>>64495319
An underarm ball
>>64495319
2-0
McCullum 0 (3) b. Starc
>>64495334
>drawing a series AT HOME
KEK
>>64495350
>Needing DRSball
KEK
>Bravo 13 (76)
Shit Lanka on Tamil watch.
>no Kane
>no Milne
>no Anderson
>no Southee
>no Boult
>81/8
Fuck me, the absolute state of cricket these days
>>64495438
2-0
>another day with no gf
>>64495444
Cook would be proud
New Zealand are going to be scary at the next World Cup
Can't see anybody competing with their young talent that will have matured by then and we still managed to draw the WC against Aussie (1 game all)
>Sri Lanka 84/8
>Windies 101/6
is competitive cricket dead?
>it's a Voges statpads under no pressure episode
>GOT HIM, KNOCKED HIM OVER
>>64495570
>England vs Saffers is GOAT
All these other teams are just shit.
MESSI
BTFO
>>64495508
I'll be your gf, m8
KEK
NO BALL
>Victorian """""bowling""""""
>>64495564
Reminder >we will unironically have a 2015 rematch in the next World Cup final.
Most of >our teams will be in their prime at that point, England will choke under home pressure and India will get knocked out in the semis.
PETER SIDDLE WAS ON A HAT TRICK ON HIS BIRTHDAY
>>64483257
>Pattinshit
>>64495630
I was joking you fucking idiot
Your team sucks dick and will never compete with us consistently
Is Carlos Braithwaite related to Daryl Braithwaite?
Johnno's bowling fire today
>>64495651
That's not what I said la, read my post properly k thx
Come 2019, Australia and New Zealand will objectively have the best squads to reach the finals. Our swingbabbies > Woakes + Jordan
Just bowled a googly lads.
>>64495630
kek you can't tell a satirical post when you see it?
The current Australian ODI team (when fully fit) is so far above every other side it's not funny. It's probably only surpassed by the 2003 Australian team as the best World Cup winning sides.
Every great team has a blip on their record, and this team's was losing the meaningless group game to NZ.
Was Sri Lanka winning the World Cup in 96' a fluke?
>>64495723
I know he was joking, but see>>64495714 you fucking dolt.
Never said >we would win, only that >we are likely to reach the finals again.
And 2007 Straya > 2015 Straya
>Southee and Boult are currently at the age of peak physical fitness
>still hover in the low 130s
They are going to fall off a cliff in a few years.
>>64495750
They got umpballed into the finals thanks to the DESIGNATED crowd losing their shit. So yes
>>64495750
Yes.
>>64495772
Name a team other than Australia that is in better shape in terms of ODI youth bowling stocks than New Zealand.
South Africa? All they have is Rabada and that's it.
England?
kek
KEK
K E K
Should all Cricket just be England Vs Australia lads?
>>64495888
trips confirms
>>64495888
should all be aus/windies so we can maximise the statpadding
Can't wait for Test Cricket's inevitable demise lads.
>94/9
Sure was good having these guys back innit
MUH
SPORTING
CAPITAL
Moving to /gong/ lads.
>>64496013
Eternally jealous non-victorian detected
Is Jeffrey Vandersay related to Art Vandelay?
>>64496053
BIG MUSCULAR WORLD DON'T YOU SEE HOW MUCH WE LOVE SPORTS
>>64496013
look at all those empty seats
Stop fucking replaying it
It was a no ball
>>64496148
tru famm
>>64495998
Sri Lanka and Windies are both fucking dead. ZimZam,Afghanistan,Bangladesh,Ireland and West Indies should all be playing eachother in the 2nd tier league.Australia,NZ,SA,India,England and Pakistan are in another league
>>64496191
Cricket 6 Nations when?
Will >we beat Bournmeme lads?
>>64496053
I have literally never heard anyone outside of Australia refer to Melbourne as "the sporting capital of the world"
I mean if it was so great how come it didn't host the 2000 Olympics?
Sydney is objectively a more qt and aesthetically pleasing city for sports tbqh
Is Wollongong still a meme?
>>64496379
/gong/ is the real deal m8
>>64496362
This desu
MORE BANANAS!
WARNIE DOES IT AGAIN!!!
>>64496379
I wonder if Port Kembla still has street walkers
If there was a BBL match on directly after this yest at the MCG would they change the pitch. Is this pitch meme20 friendly?
>>64496433
I saw a Siddle bananas meme on Normiebook; it hasn't really caught on like the Brett Lee Weetbix ones.
>>64496433
>le ebin banana man xD
>you eat HOW many bananas?
>>64496362
Anyone who says it's the sporting capital of the world is a tard tbqh. Of Australia maybe.
t. Cucktorian
>>64496520
>It's a Worstern Australian tries to be relevant while Mister Big Strong Muscular, Bronzed East CoastGODs converse episode
>>64496448
Why don't you go and find out :^)
morning lads
sleep well?
>>64496448
it does, just depends on the time of day though
How do we fix sri lanka?
>>64496684
Haven't been to sleep yet m8.
>>64496699
a bomb thread
>>64496654
Because all the terrorists are leaving the south coast and going back to their hell holes, I'm not touching the highway today
Should I get a haircut today lads?
Remember when channel 9 didn't show the bowler's figures?
>>64496738
If you're heading south it will be all going in the other direction.
>>64496786
You're fucking retarded if you couldn't figure out from my post I live on the south coast kys
messi is literally turning into shane warne
70 wickets next
where can I watch BBL highlights lads?
youtube are being jews
>>64496818
>unironically living in rural Australia
Embarrassing senpai.
>>64496752
I give myself a buzzcut every few weeks because (a) hairline's starting to recede and (b) too socially awkward to go to hairdresser
>>64496909
>too socially awkward to go to hairdresser
This is my stumbling block and the reason why I get them so infrequently :(
it's really depressing reading all of tony cozier's articles on cricinfo
>Shit Lankan bowling
>He is fighting for his country
>the country of West Indies
>>64496873
I've got the NBN do you?
>>64497018
>that sense of failing hope as he lists guys in the domestic circuit who might do well
>>64497106
Fucking hate when 9 does this Tbh, every single thing is FOR MUH COUNTRY
>>64497136
satellite or fixed wireless doesn't count m8
>>64497180
I live in Nowra ya daft cunt
>>64497180
who /FTTH/ here?
>>64497201
rude desu senpai
thx for noticing me with that (You) but :^)
>this Guptill memeing
New Zealand won't win a single game when >we tour there next year
Guptil memeing it up in McCullums place
dead "thread"
dead ""poomunity""
Will the Windies make 150
>Guptill 26 (8)
Guptill might unironically get the fastest 100 here
>>64497378
>38 (10)
Going for that record
>its a cucktill statpadding innings
How the fuck have NZ made 48 in three overs
>46 (11)
Are ODIs worth going to anymore?
The amount of gimmicky shit at T20 games put me off them tbqh
IBDS HAPENING
>>64497419
Home ground and shut lankas substandard bowlers>>64497419
Guide to identifying casuals
>use of we
>opinion on mark nicholas
>opinion on shane watson
>ask them who is the best batsman in the world
what's everyone up to on new years?
Lyon getting WALLOP'd around
>>64497499
the usual, staying at home browsing 4chan
when was the last time you fapped lads?
earlier this morning here
>SR: 335.71
>>64497419
meme babby sized grounds.
outside edges going for 4 etc
>International Summer of Statpadding
>Cucktill
BTFO
T
F
O
>>64497419
They play on literal postcards
>>64497523
Christmas Eve
Might have a cheeky one later tonight
>>64497548
Hagley oval isnt that small. Granted, its not mcg-size or even adelaide oval-size but its certainly no memeden park
>RRR 1.27
>>64497586
>this triggers the Australian
>SR: 320.00
Why is Guptill such a statpadder, bros?
He's literally Burns-tier
>THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS
Ya blew it Guptil
>>64497640
>anytime New Zealand does well
>goes back to living in the past
kek Tbh
mfw watching this
>fastest ODI 50 by a kiwi
so like coming first in the special ed race
I'm pretty pissed lads
I want a contest from Shit Lanka not blow outs
>>64497499
No plans, prob get smashed and chuck on a concert dvd like most years
>yfw windies somehow draw this
>>64497499
trying to find a decent party 2bh
got a couple but they're going to be like 15 to 20 people and not overly rambunctious
WALLOP
>76 (23)
>>64497702
thats like me getting first in dubs gets this thread
the next QLD coach is about to be announced lads
Shitty SL batting going to cost him a 100 here
>First over of your international career goes for 26
>76 (23)
>SR: 330.43
>RR: 16.16
>winning by 10 wickets and 40 odd overs
>>64497804
it's alright m8, you can have mine
>le hits le 6 at le hobbit sized ground man
>>64497832
>107m
>the absolute state of you
>>64497832
>implying he literally didn't hit a 107 m six right now
>implying he wasn't hitting 120m sixes in his 237
Guptill's one of the few New Zealand batsmen who can clear any ground in the world.
>>64479812
A perfect day, could only be topped off better by playing an innings in between.
Latham is such a fucking idiot honestly
Literally all he needed to do was block that so Cucktill could get the world record
>>64497869
>>64497874
>o-one of them went over 80m XDXD
Genuinely pathetic. Its a very good innings but jesus christ, dont try so hard
>>64497895
thank god guptill won't have the record tbqh :^)
>inb4 latham blocks out the over
>>64497895
what record mate?
>THE CITY OF PATTINSON
the fix is in
Stupid fuck pattinson you fucking scrub
>>64497924
Fastest 100 was still possible
>>64480397
The Aussies in Aus. We would get skittled
>>64497946
fuck just flicked over now
missed it all
ya blew it
Pattinson dropped when?
PATTINSON BTFO PATTINSON BTFO PATTINSON BTFO PATTINSON BTFO PATTINSON BTFO PATTINSON BTFO PATTINSON BTFO PATTINSON BTFO
PATTINSON BTFO PATTINSON BTFO PATTINSON BTFO PATTINSON BTFO PATTINSON BTFO PATTINSON BTFO PATTINSON BTFO PATTINSON BTFO
>>64497966
Just missed fastest 50 too
>>64497917
>implying he wasn't hitting 120m sixes in his 237
Learn to read you irrelevant illiterate worthless sack of shit. Never reply to my posts ever again.
>PATTO AND SL ON POOICIDE WATCH
>>64479655
>>64497984
Genuinely felt bad for him and unironically think he should be in over Hales.
He is actually technically solid for an opener but was woefully out of form. Hales is a meme, literally Cucktill tier against genuine fast bowling.
>couldn't even get the fastest 50 record
guptill should just kill himself
le watchman will save the windies
>>64498054
they are nearly all identical
>>64498066
>Is it an Apple Watch?
What did he mean by this?
>>64498054
157
Wil Brathwaite get a century?
Does Carlos Brathwaite have good all rounder potential?
>>64498133
Will Braithwaite is a mechanical engineer at Marine Current Turbines Ltd, m8
>Smith warming up
Time for a fourfer before lunch.
>"Quick records in this innings: Fastest team 50, fastest team 100, second-fastest 50 in ODIs by Guptill, most runs in first 10 overs by a batsman (Guptill again), second-fastest team innings of ODI history."
if the bat hits the ball twice like it just did with a bounce in between can you get caught?
>>64498255
New Zealand are still shit
>tfw no more bitchwide johnshit
>Smith thinks he can bowl
How many of Cucktill's 6s would have been 6's at MCG?
>>64498273
As far as I'm aware no cos it hit the floor first. Because it was a continuation of the same shot it's not out for hitting it twice either.
>>64498308
None because he would've been out with a SR of <70
Apparently Carlos Brathwaite isn't related to Kraigg Brathwaite
unJUST
>>64498382
don't think you understand the JUST meme m8
>>64498382
>saw Hamish Blake at the cricket on Saturday
He's so much taller than I imagined. For some reason I had it in my head that he was relatively short, not 6'4".
based lyon
what the fug shitwaite
fuck off lyon you fuckwit
How you want your partnership familia?
It's over.
Lyon on eternal goat c&b watch
based high test man
Lyon gets so many caught and bowleds compared to other spinners
The GOAT
>>64498427
>6'4"
that's the cut-off for manlet status m8
How many c&b's does Lyon have in his career now? Seems like his specialty.
>>64498493
He's more nimble than most
>>64498514
>>64498493
He's an off spinner, the angle naturally comes back towards him for right handers when they try to play shots, also the possibility of leading edges goes straight to him.
>>64498550
I'd wager that compared to every other offspinner in world cricket he has a higher percentage of C&B wickets. That was my point.
I know the angles of an offie bring leading edges.
Oh my fucking god, why do I hate all of channel 9 advertising. It's so fucking obnoxious. Echhhh
pattinson on indian bookmaker watch
>>64498617
Same, senpai
All the commercial networks are shit but Ch9 is like a tier below
>Lameish and Blandy
no thanks
>>64498650
With shit like here come the habibs and australia s got talent, no wonder television is dying
>>64498650
worst ad coming through
>>64498653
I just want to see them get fucked by warney
>>64498653
They're stay at home mum tier now (as evidenced by their channel 9 contract) but they were pretty good back in the day
Poo Peeland Ltd.
>>64498737
They were never funny faggot, you have shit taste.
Though given the way Channel 9 are going they'll probably be commentators soon
B U M P A T S
U
M
P
A
T
S
>>64498650
>LE FUG LE GOMMERJIAL NEDWERGZ XDXD
>>64498808
>absolute shmozzle
>>64498795
I genuinely enjoyed them when they were on Rove but it might just have been because I was younger.
>>64498808
Is there a sport with more latent homosexuality than cricket?
>>64498795
Hamish was great tier on Spics and specks through mid-2000s
>>64498650
>LE FUG LE MEDIA XDXD
>>64498827
What
>>64498866
>LE SHITPOST XD
Ionic shitposting is still shitposting you retarded cunt
>>64498859
Woodley was GOAT
>>64498854
Rugby easily, a bunch of muscled men having a wrestle over a ball
>>64498915
>ionic shitposting
Sounds technical
These two are fucking retarded
>>64498915
literally
FURIOUS
>>64498949
So basically NRL and AFL too? Stay fucktarded though
>I shoulda stetched, bro!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Can't wait to watch Here Comes the Habibs on #channel9 next year in crystal clear HD
statscunt on suicide watch
>Cronulla Riots were 10 years ago
>>64499026
kys shitspouter
>>64498827
>>64498915
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT, BREAK IT UP FELLAS, LET ME HANDLE THIS
*clears throat*
>LE FUG LE SHIDPOSTING XDXD
>it's 2015+1
>watching here come the hijabs
>the whole series is just jokes about stereotypes and shit
>finale and they turn out to all be terry-wrists
>starts cronulla riots 2.0
>allahuakbar.jpg
>>64499026
You're the retard here, players in AFL don't wrestle for the ball like in rugby you dumb fuck.
/cric/ is only good when England are playing
Is Andy Lee related to Brett Lee
>>64499125
>>64499125
>/cric/ is only good when England is losing
>>64499091
You're the worst trip /sp/ has seen, you're clearly a freshcunt and your whole personality is based on a response that anons have done for years.
You're more cancerous than RC
Get Binga in there ffs
>>64499151
>LE IMAGEBOARG SANCDIDY XDXD
>>64499113
KEK have you ever watched AFL?
DUMB KUNT
Is there anyone more irritating than 'Slats'??
>>64499187
Is slats related to statscunt?
>>64499175
Yeah sorry freshcunt you're about 2 years too late m8
>>64499175
Don't be a Daryl
>>64499187
Tubbs tbqh, Slats a close second tho
>>64499213
>LE NEIGHBOURHOOD /CRIC/ QUALITY WATCH XDXD
>>64499111
Calling it now, that show won't make it to the fourth episode. It almost looks designed to tank.
anyone have a stream,mine just died?
>warney bowling absolute pies
>>64499247
Do you know anything about cricket or are you just here to shitpost?
>>64499258
It is a bit suss ay.
It'll be an absolute shmozzle.
is an indian an athlete?
>>64499300
Why are you feeding this cunt? Ignore her
le [insert meme here] maymay ecks dee ecks dee
>>64498827
>implying there is absolutely anything worth watching on Channels 7, 9 and 10 besides news and sport
>>64499363
>implying the biased trash they put to air is news
>>64499258
>third episode gets less than 100000 viewers nationally
>getting cancelled anyway
>reclaim australia calls in a bomb threat
>nine cancels show under "terroristic duress"
>le fugg le shidskims on the news, ACA and 60 minutes for a month
>news about UPF dumbfuck going to jail for the threat on page 48 of the paper, mentioned once in a midday bulletin on tv
It's gonna happen mate
>>64499361
m e t a
>>64499363
>Watching 7, 9 or 10 'news'
Oh my fucking god dude
>these hypothetical greentext scenarios
Do people realise no one cares?
>>64499387
>>64499412
I'll give you that, I only watch Sunrise for Samantha Armytage desu
>>64499418
>fractured ass
Kevin Walters is the new QLD coach
NSW dynasty confirmed lads
>>64499412
>>64499387
PRINCESS MARY WAS A THE MARGARET RIVER CHOCOLATE FACTORY
SOME FACEBOOK MUMMY TOOK A CHEEKY PHOTO
THE ROYAL BABY HAD HIS PHOTO TAKEN
THE ROYALS WERE IN OUR COUNTRY TODAY
WE'RE ON HIGH ROYAL ALERT
DODGY TRADIES
>>64499456
Do you think anyone actually cares
>>64499456
literal what
>>64499457
>dodgy Lebanese builders making our kids fat with kitchen germ miracle diet
>>64499513
THICK
I like decent players in otherwise shit teams: Darren bravo, shakib, Kane Williamson
does /cric/ remember this show? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cLYJHiMvY8
>>64499363
>he doesn't watch the chase
>>64499538
>Kane Williamson
atleast the other two do alright under pressure unlike kane
>>64499513
kek, that fat fuck from modern family rammed her
>>64499568
UK chase is better
its a gaz takes tenfa test
>>64499579
yeah but it's still on channel 7
>yfw goat is a normie meme now
>>64499636
>an animal is a ""meme""
>>64499657
That should not be news m8. Cats have long been meme animals
>New Zealand won by 10 wickets (with 250 balls remaining)
what happened?
>>64499636
>Years of seeing a meme be used
>Normies start to pick it up
>The few friends you have use it constantly
>Its boring to you
>They all think youre just some cynical ass hole
Every time
Great job 9 on using the downie kid to promote australias got talent
>>64499690
sl just were shit
>>64499690
20m boundaries
>>64499690
Sri Lanka were shit
Guptill memes
>>64499636
>normie meme now
It's been around longer than you've been alive you degenerate
>>64499690
SLs batsmen were creamy memes who actually made mcshitagain look good as a bowler, and their bowlers were shit as usual who let cucktill statpad his way home.
>>64499690
guptelite went HAM
>>64499731
I LITERALLY created and pioneered the GOAT meme back in 2008 right here on /sp/.
>>64499714
Must be a fucking god-tier attack to bowl them out for 118 with 20m boundaries.
New Zealand are so fucking elite
Just heard from a dodgy Indian that the Windies win this match. Throw all your money on it lads.
>>64499729
>tfw Idiocracy was right
Australia should do this show with whites and abos.It'd be more entertaining than Here Comes The Hajibs
>>64499710
Guptill couldn't even get a 100. Pretty shit effort
>>64499789
would have been a six if he missed it because of the postage stamp field kek right guys
>Burns
Will this "newbie fields at short leg" meme ever end?
>>64499761
Michael Jordan was called GOAT back when he was still playing
>>64499765
That's the second string bowling line up too
>>64499792
There already was one on ABC a while ago
>>64499835
>glory era of nz cricket
>still behind pakistan on rankings
KEK
>>64499868
SEEEEETHING POOCUNT
>>64499868
> muh ranking
>>64499831
He was called 'the greatest of all time', yes, but I pioneered the use of 'GOAT' as an acronym.
Last three digits will be Australia's leas in the first innings.
>>64499868
It makes me laugh that the thought of even praising New Zealand over anything makes you literally SEETHE.
I mean, I shit on Australia a LOT, but I still praise genuinely good players like Warner, Pattinson and Best Marsh. You want us to have a relationship like USA does with Canada so bad, I can feel it from here. It's frankly a bit embarrassing, and I wonder whether your mother frantically claws at the walls of her uterus, scorning herself for bringing you into this planet.
>smoth
>>64499917
Did you also invent the shitpost?
>>64499928
i don't know what you expected
>>64499939
He's producing some pies that kay would be proud of
New Zealand isn't even a country to be honest
BaseGODS on premiership watch.
>>64499956
00000 get would have been pretty cool
>>64500006
>>64500000
WAT THE FUCK
>>64499999
Witnessed
>>64500000
What the fuck is basegods.
>>64499999
NZ gets the get lol
>>64499999
Quints confirm
>>64499999
>>64500000
SHHHIIIEET WITNESSED
>>64499947
No, but I DID invent the term.
I also created and pioneered the ironic use of 'le'.
>>64499999
>>64500000
CRICKET IS SHITE
Are Women's sports elite?
kane is goat
>>64500042
kys poospouter
>>64499999
quints confirm
Sweden does not recognise New Zeeland as a country
>>64500100
who is this semen demon?
>tfw didn't save the bindi irwin webm
Why are the commentators talking about one hand one bounce?
>>64499999
kek
KEK
K E K
K - E - K
>>64500100
thats the most au/sp/ face i've seen
WalkGod on Godposter warch
this is me, note the nostrils which don't match. 26.8/m/bris
Will australia enforce the follow-on?
post /cric/ approved movies https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FEsismdGWY
>>64500100
Who is this male model? He looks sexy, charming and popular
>>64499931
People are happy to praise Williamson or Taylor, but Poo Peeland's bowling """attack""" is so fucking mediocre that it deserves nothing but dismissal
>>64500211
He got bullied away from au/sp/
>>64500263
Imma say no because they did ok this morning
Bravo, Bravo
>>64499999
Oh look it's another apoplectic autissie post obsessing over New Zealand
Is there any time during your day when you DON'T think about Kiwi 4chan posters? I bet you spend every waking moment thinking of "clever and witty" insults to hurl at kiwis whose attention you crave more than anything else.
I await your arse-ravaged reply, which I will not read
>HE'S CLIPPED IT. GOT HIM, GONE!
>>64500264
unindian
>>64500142
devil survivor sucks
>>64500296
Shit post, shitpost
>>64500334
>1 post early
autism
>>64500334
>1 post early
>>64500334
> Early post 1
has shaun marsh commited pooicide yet?
do we have that data?
>>64500000
based connie does it again
last for dizzy
>>64500000
NOTICED
walkcunt on suicide watch
forkcunt on chewicide watch
BREAD
walkcunt on suicide watch
