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Australia 3/551d
West Indies 7/212
England 303
South Africa 4/137
Thunder vs Strikers tonight
New Zealand (not even a country) won against Sri Lanka by 10 wickets
>1 post early
autism
Ellyse > Holly
>>64500322
seen any faces today lad?
>>64500348
>getting cucked by BBC
no thanks
http://www.espncricinfo.com/australia/content/story/955529.html
>>64500348
Holly is still pure mate
>>64500348
Ellyse is for men who want a more masculine version of Emma Watson
Will Warnie ever find true love lads?
inb4 no ball
is there a bigger statpadding country than new zealand?
>inb4 australia
nice try pp's
>>64500426
No lad. Will probably just have a new girl friend every few months or so for the rest of his life.
has shaun marsh comited pooicide yet?
do we have that data?
FINE DECISION MATE
>That fucking review
Literally worse than Steve Smith would make.
poopeelia Ltd.
>>64500476
Knowing the selectors Smarsh will be back
good review
>>64500488
You know you can't save them up for the next innings, right?
when will the """""we""""" need an allrounder meme end
>>64500543
Another decade or so
>>64500560
>trusting a guy with some tattooed chick as his cover photo
>women
Her own fault
>LEE FUGG DUH BOLEECE XDXD
http://www.espncricinfo.com/afghanistan/content/story/955633.html
GOAT
O
A
T
>>64500560
>bogans
>>64500631
>then
>>64500631
>a informant
>i rather
what did she mean by this
>>64500631
Have you seen 48 Hours?
Niggers turn on eachother QUICK
No matter how hard they think they are
Is west indies a better side than Sri Lanka?
>>64500665
>>64500709
what did she mean by this
>>64500709
she could be an honourary member of the indian facebook collage she's so shit at english
Daily reminder this happened https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stop_Snitchin'
I hope if smith does decide to bat again he opens with marsh and nevill just so we can potentially get something out of it
>>64500709
>Tammy "White"
>>64500838
there is no way that will happen
ten wickets
TEN WICKETS
KEK
>>64500947
why not? we'd only be batting to give the bowlers a rest, not because we need more runs
worst case scenario they go our cheaply and you just send in the usual openers anyway
Why does Melbourne try to push MUH BIG STRONG CRIMINAL UNDERWORLD so hard? Its embarrassing tbqh
>>64500962
>gold coast
that solves that
>>64500962
Off topic. Please ban. MODS MODS MODS
I reckon this is a good chance to give the batsmen some T20 practice ahead of the T20 internationals next month. Send them in, give them a limit of 20 overs, and see how many runs they can put on.
>>64500979
smith is a terrible captain, this has already been established
he's not going to start fucking with the batting order when the two of the top three are relatively new
>>64501014
literally
POORIOUS
>>64500350
I saw a few last night, but iv'e been alright today
>>64501014
did you get triggered Sione?
>>64501015
that's pretty much >our ODI series with SL la'
Car people are the fucking worst
anyone see the handegg games today?
>>64501060
They ask for all the shit they get. Their cars are big fucking 'look at me' targets
https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/3ygqx9/mitchell_santners_amazing_catch/cydctv0
>>64501014
shitskin detected
>>64501096
BIG
I
G
>>64501087
watched some of the Vikings game in the lunch break
cant take it seriously la, play stops every 15 fucking seconds
>>64501087
>tfw slept through both the Patriots and Panthers games
>>64501087
No, but I wrote about my adventure to maccas in the 49ers thread
KEK, where were the people pretending like it wasn't a fucking road?
Pick your poison: it's either objectively a road, or the Australian bowlers are mediocre shit.
>>64501118
>>64501128
>unironically watching hand egg
RED SQUARE
TENFER WATCH
>>64501096
Holy crap. Found this in new. I don't know Cricket but that's nuts. Are plays like this normal? I gotta check cricket out.
HOLY SHIT NATHAN LYON
>>64501060
>tfw no V8 rwd 6-spd Commodore
why live
>>64501142
It was the lunch break and nothing else was on because SKY sucks
>>64501138
>the city of statsautist
>>64501146
has there ever been such a seething freshcunt post as this lads?
>>64501146
Posts like this in r/cricket and r/afl were one of the reasons i shitpost almost exclusively on 4chan these days
>who should i root for, guys?
>>64501199
kys
>>64501224
>these days
>it's a "cancerous redditor tries badmouthing reddit to blend in" post
>wake up at precisely 8.30am poo peeland time every day
>first thing you do every single day is log on to 4chan and post about Daniel
You literally cannot make this shit up.
how did Lyon go from literal shit to an actually quality off spinner in such a short period of time?
>>64501087
I watched handsome elite Hayne make a mockery of your ""sport""
>>64501257
Lyons always been good
>>64501249
Who at the game here?
>>64501245
PM'd :^)
>>64501245
>>64501224
this Tbh
You're not fooling anyone Turknjaydee
And fuck Shaun Marsh
>>64501307
bys? (By yourself)
>>64501249
daniel is unironically more interesting than this ODI 'series'
>>64501297
t. seething causal
he used to bowl like a medium pacer
>>64501307
>sporting capital of the world
>>64501339
With me old man
>>64501348
ROW ROW
FIGHT DA POWA
it's on?
>>64501348
Reminds me of a "Free the Nipple" movement that planned a parade in Auckland and the owner of the FB page is some stereotypical feminist cunt
They had a """"parade"""" in Queen Street and literally about 15 people showed up
http://www.stuff.co.nz/auckland/75038634/40000-nipples-were-expected-to-be-bared-but-only-26-showed-up-to-auckland-march
>>64501348
I want to become a cop just so I can brutalize some degenrates like this
>>64501421
that's the spirit
All the young people in my town think they are all hectic criminals. So cringe worthy
i now look forward to watching bbl over tests unless its againsts eng ind or sa
>>64501416
>Three women freed their nipples and four men took their shirts off.
How do I get my proxy to work? I'm sick of being called an "Poo Peelander".
fucking sick of fucking sri lanka choosing to bat first. fucking shit cunts
we'd have been on track for 500 each time with the record for fastest hundred for guptill.
fucking cuntsl earn to bat
Poo Peelanders on pooicide watch
>>64501421
That's part of the reason I became one.
Pretty comfy job really, but unless you plan on doing some external tertiary education and getting promoted, you won't get paid much.
>>64501516
Autistic poo peelander so POORIOUS he can't even type properly.
>>64501516
poopeeland cant handle the pressure of batting first it results in B.Mccullum 0 (3) b.starc
>>64501416
>"I feel like we need to kind of just put this out there and be like, this is a serious thing. Like, we are being completely real about this. Like, we're still going to do the walk, we'll still go for a walk through town."
I can't take someone seriously when they unironically talk like that
kane>smith>ab>warner>>>>poot>>>>>>>>>>>>>kohli
>>64501605
kane is last out of all those batsmen.
the others bat against the best bowling attacks in the world.
kane is against sri lanka at home every 6 months kek
My Nipsan got stickered today & I got fined for doing 60 through a school zone
FUCKING PIGS
>>64501651
oh shit bruz can you get the pigs for entrapment
or something cuz
>>64501587
Also this:
>"My main thing is this is for men as well because at the end of the day, we're all convinced that men are perverts because they look at our tits. And it's like, we look at their tits. We're not perverts.
Her Facebook page is a fucking goldmine. Literally about 5 likes per photo. Daniel-tier shit tbqh
>>64501516
Has it crossed you mind that they were only batting like that because they had a tiny target?
>>64501544
oath
>>64501640
>averaged 85 in the Poo Peelia series
>making this post while playing against the fucking Windies
kek
KEK
K E K
>>64501605
>smith>ab>warner
'no'
ABDV>kane>warner>smith>>rahane>root>>>>>>>kohli
>>64501668
she's right tho
men are literal rapists the moment they exit the womb
My favorite is the old "Speed cameras don't save any lives, they only cause accidents"
These car people are so dumb they cant grasp the simple concept the other people think differently to them. Every time there is an accident there a spastic commenting "A speed camera would have saved them"
>>64501692
West Indies are probs a better side than SL
>>64501348
I love dogs :3
There are 31 posters in this thread
>>64501668
>LE DEEP AND EDGY TUMBLRINA
>>64501737
Sup casual?
http://www.espncricinfo.com/sri-lanka-v-west-indies-2015-16/engine/series/915221.html
>>64501696
>ab
>good at anything other than complete meme or complete block
pick one and only one
>>64501769
I'm not even sure who we're making fun of here
Qld Police have the best Facebook/social media presence of all Australian police 2bh.
>>64501762
And 31 clocks in your girlfriends mouth
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
>>64501719
that speed camera shit genuinely confuses me
yes, the police do place them in areas where they're more likely to pick up fines, but you are in COMPLETE control over your own speed. If you don't break the law you don't get fined.
>>64501788
Ur mum lol
>ywn be a channel 9 cameraman whose sole job it is to find qt's in the crowd
>>64501719
>people that genuinely can't get their heads around the very, very basic physics of why speeding is dangerous
Cricket is a dying sport
>>64501809
>clocks
quite a qt behind colonel sanders there tbph lads
>>64501814
>They put the cameras in places they're more likely to pick up fines
Which means they put the cameras where people are more likely to speed, thus endangering lives, it's so simple
>>64501857
It's the national sport of future global power
>>64501850
I miss when they did kiss cam at lunch/tea and the cameraman would always put it on two chicks sitting next to each other. Didn't see kiss cam this year, they must have retired it.
does /cric/ like going to the beach?
surfing
tanning
looking at toppless qts
>>64501778
Apart from that shot he genuinely batted really well in that series
>>64501881
But the morons cant figure something that simple out. They thignk everyone is the same as them and just 'hits the brakes' when they see one, which is why they think they cause more accidents than they stop.
The mental gymnastics is amazing
American threads have more posters in them than Australian threads have replies
>>64501908
>that one pastyfaced loser reading a fucking book at the beach
white """people""" lmao
NEETistic Bitchspouter on 20 year old virgin watch
>>64501719
>people are so dumb they cant grasp the simple concept the other people think differently to them
you talking about 4chan?
>goat
>goat
>gaz goat
is Darren Bravo related to his cousin Brian Lara?
WARNIE GOAT
Fuck, just get them out already this is pathetic.
wish bravo played in a good team
goat is officially dead
>>64501997
>MUH FAIR SPORTING WICKET
kek
KEK
K E K
RIP goat
>>64501908
No, too many normies and hedonists.
>>64502009
>Chris Rogers: "Test Cricket is generally played on flat wickets. In my experience it is always the best cricket teams that want to play on the good wickets because they feel they will outclass the opposition. It is the bowling-friendly wickets that bring teams together and give the weaker teams a chance."
kys statscunt
>>64501960
mega qt on the left
>muh secret club with secret in jokes
pattinson is so shit hahaha
>he doesn't have a cheeky speed every now and then
just embarrassing desu
>>64502096
she's a solid 7/10
This is a dying community
>>64502084
kek
KEK
K E K
>>64502084
(You)
>>64502084
kek
KEK
K E K
Statscunt on suicide watch
>>64502070
Our left or stage left?
so follow on after tea?
>>64502129
I was just memeing on you, but yeah, she is reasonably attractive. Not quite a 'mega qt' imo țbh fám
>>64502084
>the city of poo peeland
>>64502155
no way
that was a 100 over innings, bowlers need a rest
he'll let Warner come out and wallop a cheeky 100(50)
>>64502063
>It's a Batsman's opinion
>>64502175
>this damage control after EXPOSING (You)rself
Kek.
KEK.
K-E-K.
K – E – K.
>>64501257
He started smearing his nuts with pine tar before the match, tats why he always has his hands down his pants in the field
What should I watch tonight, lads?
Besides the T20 game
>>64502229
johnno's bowling pie-re today
>>64502253
>he doesn't know the 'solid 7/10' meme
>>64502243
They've got to do something, Warnie seems to be the only one talking sense.
Thanks for the goat explanation Warnie.
>>64502272
England v South Africa
>>64502292
You're LITERALLY using it INCORRECTLY.
what are we doing in the tea break lads
Would you?
Is this considered a good stadium?
did someone stick a pompom onto brett lees forehead
>>64502329
Oh fuck! Oh my God this is such a travesty!
>>64501960
anyone watch The Force: behind the line and notice how the female coppers avoid everything even remotely dangerous and just generally stand around doing fuck all
Do you think Mark Nicolas pads up his crotch before going on air or is he really that big?
>>64502338
uhhhh
YES.
brett lee is fucking retarded
>>64502337
>we
>>64502338
terrible eyebrows
>>64502379
I saw a video like this on mumless once.
>>64502338
bestiality is illegal
>>64502383
It's a feel thing
>>64501966
U couldnt be further from the truth you fugly poo
>>64502338
Oh look, the useless female copper gets the plum K9 unit job while the men have to charge into meth labs all day, what a shock
>>64502370
Mark Nicholas is known to be THE most hung guy in cricket commentary, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed Brett Lee's boipussy.
they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting himself lubed enough just so he can take it. i can just imagine him begging for it, with Mark barely able to force it past the knob, and Lee moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. he would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to his colon.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with his anal muscles clamping down on Mark's throbbing monstrosity, his whole body quivering in euphoria..
i bet he still masturbates to the memory of it
>>64502337
Quick run down to KFC for a Tower Stacker combo.
I can smell the sheer amount of freshcunt mobile posters ITT from my basement.
>not enforcing the follow-on
Fucking yawn.
>>64502444
t. saxon
got work tomorrow so I'm feeling extra toxic today lads, soz if the community is overflowing with toxicity this arvo
>>64502444
She's a recruit who was only getting sworn in that day, senpai.
They will obviously give her light duties as a girl, but wouldn't immediately make her part of the dog squad.
>>64502474
You couldn't be more wrong
>>64502516
Just wait until the new year m8 #newyear #new(You)
F L A T
W I C K E T
BATSMEN NEED TO CHECK THEIR PRIVILEGE
>>64502544
>enforcing the follow on gives them a chance to win
I don't think you know how cricket works.
>>64501696
>AB
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING casual who doesn't watch non-Australia test matches and gets """his""" opinions from Fox Sports detected.
ABDV is a shadow of his former self. Even guys like Gary Ballance and Martin Guptill have more test runs in 2015 than ABDV does.
I know for a fact you are one of the same seething fucking casuals who kept spouting the "CLARKE IS THE BEST BATSMAN IN THE WORLD XDXD" long after his form dropped off and he was overtaken by better batsman from countries whose test matches aren't broadcast on channel 9.
>>64502339
is that the showground?
if so then yeah its better than Stadium Australia for cricket
>>64502603
Truthbomb: The Post.
>>64502383
/gong/ genes tbqh
>>64502612
Stadium Australia is UNIRONICALLY the WORST venue for ALL SPORTS in SYDNEY.
>>64502603
you're the fucking casual mate
his runs from 2015 are low because South Africa barely played this year compared to other top teams, and his latest series was played on some of the worst pitches India have ever produced
cheeky burnsey
>>64502614
You do realise that enforcing the follow on isn't a declaration of Australias second innings?
Is Jerome Taylor related to Taylor Swift?
>>64502612
Stadium Australia is a terrible ground for cricket. Like most ex-Olympic stadiums it's actually pretty terrible for most sports.
As a Sydneysider I can admit this.
The MCG is the same, but don't expect to ever hear a Victorian utter that, since it's sacrilege.
>>64502654
Oh boy, (You) about to feel the WRATH...
>>64502614
We still get to bat again regardless, you muppet.
>>64502704
This
It was pretty fucking unprofessional of Warner to play the way he did in the first innings. Showed absolutely NO respect for the opposition at all, and rightfully paid the price.
>>64502665
>player does something that always happens
>LE THAT WAS LE CHEEKY XD
Fuck off freshie
>>64502732
>we
What number in the order do you bat mate?
>>64502739
Reddit.
>>64502750
Hahaha did you seriously think teams just sacrificed their second innings for absolutely no gain?
anyone ported their mobile service to a different provider recently?
really dreading calling up desu
What percent SEETHING is everybody ITT?
I'm about 80% rn, a bit steamed if I am honest.
>>64502800
fuck off and stop spouting shit like you know then
>>64502654
No, YOU are the fucking casual.
Why the FUCK do you think I mentioned Ballance and Guptill? They've played roughly the same number of matches this year (7 to ABDV's 6).
If you want to go by averages rather than aggregate, he's still easily surpassed by half the Pakistan batting lineup, half the Australian lineup and some English batsmen.
He's not the best batsman in the world anymore. He's not even top 3. You are wrong, get over it and wait until Fox Sports tells you who to praise next.
Is this a nice girl?
>>64502383
He lives in my suburb, I'll let him know for you.
>>64502783
Just go to the provider's store, it's easier than on the phone
>>64502805
statscunt is 110% seething, by my calculations
>>64502603
>quantity = quality
spotted the casual m8
>>64502879
I was too intimidated by all the people at the shops so I just went home.
jesus christ burns looked fucking horrible this innings
learn to clock on, son
>Burns
kek
KEK
K E K
Enjoy the NZ tour
>>64502886
You know what, you're right.
I guess that excludes Kane Williamson from this debate, then.
The state of this bloody scoreboard baka
>burns
>complete shit
select both, this cunt will get absolutely found out against the kiwis
>LEE BURRNS IS LEE TEGNIGALLY COMBETEND XD XD
damn those windy boys can bowl!!
>>64502871
I knew a girl who looks a lot like her, she sent about 40 nudes of herself to a guy she wasn't in a relationship with and then had anal sex with him and recorded it. she's dating that guy's best friend now. take that as you will.
Is Usman Khawaja related to Waleed Aly?
>>64502338
>too much make up
>likes dawgs
>probably thinks she is better than men
3/10, not a nice girl anon.
if that "umpires call" hawkeye had gone against australia in a review warnie would have blown a gasket kek
>>64502871
yes, she is pretty
>>64502847
Also not to mentioned a few Indian batsmen who had to play on the same pitches that ABDV did.
>>64502847
>he's still easily surpassed by half the Pakistan batting lineup, half the Australian lineup and some English batsmen.
literally stop breathing. I'm convinced you haven't actually watched anything and just read statsguru.
Pakistan play on some of the easiest babby pitches in existence where literally all you need to do is play low risk shots, and you're solid. Mohammad fucking Hafeez makes daddy hundreds over there.
Australia have been playing on faaaaaaarrr more batting friendly pitches this year, and so have England. I'm not even using the roads argument, but this is an objective fact. de Villiers has played 1 series this year on some of the most objectively difficult pitches I've ever seen, against Ashwin/Jadeja/Mishra. Even the Indians were getting outspun by Dean fucking Elgar, and even then ABDV was consistently getting runs.
People like you who dare to spout such shit opinions should be sterilized without anesthesia.
>>64502969
no, but he is related to half the people in melbourne.
>>64502992
How's Roidality Chick m8? What did you get each other for Chrissy?
>>64502980
>that flag
>this post
My Khawaja-Burns gay erotica fan fiction is at 15 pages now lads
>>64503004
I don't see her anymore
>people giving shit to an inexperienced player for being inexperienced
never change, /cric/
statscunt's tiny brain is overheating right now lads
CRUNCH
>>64502901
Go when there's not many people
>>64503032
sorry to hear that, old friend
>>64503047
What have I done to make you so poorious, AMS?
Is it because I get more (You)s from Big Strong Australians than you ever will?
>>64503047
It's happened at least 4 days in a row now, and every time it has been at my hand.
I genuinely expect to start receiving death threats from the pathetic little man whose mediocre cricketing knowledge is all he has going for him in his worthless existence.
>>64503002
do you ever not steal my "opinions", statscunt?
you may aswell just post the reddit screenshots
>>64502921
True tbqh
He's done nothing but statpad against minnow attacks like Starc and Hazlewood on roads.
>>64503003
Waleed's from Melbourne, couldn't you tell by that left-wing smugness?
>>64503025
post it pal
>>64503082
I have "literally" never wavered from my opinions, on this issue, krazycuck
Burns is a natural opener, I've never seen anyone with his rock solid technique before. He's the rock on which future australian innings will be built, mark my words /r/cricket
>>64503052
Yeah this is my plan although it is difficult at this time of the year.
>>64503066
>Is it because I get more (You)s from Big Strong Australians than you ever will?
KEK this is literally statscunts main motivation in life
>>64503114
Both of you are incorrect though.
You're worse than a supreme Fox Sports Facebook page posting summer of cricket casual.
You're a supreme Fox Sports Facebook page posting summer of cricket casual who has deluded himself into believing he's knowledgeable.
>>64503097
Yeah he seems like a typical SJW melbournian.
>>64503115
Best since Bucky and Katto tbqh
>>64503060
Prediction for BBL match?
holder is wojak in a team of meme spouters
why even bother playing?
time to get rid of burns, getting out to this windies team is pathetic. West indies are about as good as a state team.
>>64503145
He predicts Thunder in a "close" one
>>64503134
Prove me wrong then.
That's right, you can't.
That waste of life was literally trying to insinuate that Ballance and Guptill had outperformed de Villiers because >LE AGGREGATES XDXDXD despite ignoring the type of pitch, the conditions, the quality of bowling attack and the situation.
>>64503145
Already tipped the Thunder last night. But expect the Strikers to take out this crappy league.
>>64503139
>Bucky and Katto
GET OUT GET OUT RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDIT
China looks to be a fun place.
Is The Cricket Show related to The Footy Show?
>>64503162
You are wrong, and you are furious about it.
***THIS POST IS BAIT***
I have no problem openly stating this, as you are so absolutely infuriated and desperate to protect your pathetic "e-persona" (which is already universally hated) that you WILL respond UNIRONICALLY to this post in abject fury.
>Boo-urns
Will Queensland be EXPOSED now that their messiah Meninga is gone and Waltshit is the new coach?
Who were the best opening batsmen in recent memory, and why is it Langer/Hayden?
>>64503198
They're allowed to wear suits on The Footy Show desu
>>64503066
NEETistic Bitchspouter is LITERALLY poorious that YOU are a more relevant au/sp/ "poosonality" than he is
kek
KEK
>LE DAVID GOWER REFERENCE AM I LE KNOWLEDGEABLE YET????
kys brayshit
>>64503201
>u r le wrong
>i wont tell u why
>u r le mad
>>64503230
statscunt hides in /cric/.
My gimmicks extend throughout /cric/, /rug/, /nrl/, /hoc/, /nba/ and [s4s]
>he actually DID reply unironically
you simply CANNOT make this shit up
Thank fuck khawaja got out of the shithole that is Pakistan and has graced us with his glorious strokeplay
Melbourne looking /fa/ as always
>>64503218
KEK, imagine being overlooked for the coaching job because you are shit, and then going and having a cry and whinge about it to your former team mates and coaches, so the Broncucks Ltd 'old boys' come out in the Brisbane 'media' to defend your 'abilities' and then only after the coach they actually wanted rejected the offer were you put back into consideration.
How can Walters think he would have the respect of the playing group after he clearly wasn't the first choice coach, and after he cried and carried on like an entitled toddler after initially being overlooked?
>>64503239
David Gower is an Eels player m8
>>64503289
does that belong on a resume or a tombstone?
Poo Peeland Ltd.
ctrl f "poo"
only `19 responses
weak lads
Candice Warner is starting to develop feelings for Holder lads
haha poo poo pee pee haha pee poo
>>64503218
Hard NOPE.
He's worked under Bellamy, Bennett, and Meninga for the last decade. He's obviously got potential.
Real problem is what happens when Smith, JT and Cronk are gone.
>>64503386
oh boy
>>64503386
Big blagg benis :DDDD
>>64503324
Probably tombstone because he's probably going to suicide soon.
"Here lies the fat body of statscunt"
"Died of pooicide after being PTFO on a daily basis"
"He hid in /cric/ and was 110% seething"
poo poo pee haha pee pee poo
>>64503419
isn't what you're typing illegal in your country now?
>>64503152
stat padding
>>64503386
B L A C K E D
>it's a statsautist gets btfo thread
aka every australian match thread this week
>>64503419
>being unable to speak without memes
I genuinely pity you. No wait - I don't. I only pity your parents.
>>64503309
He's literally been cucked into the job.
More like Waltcuck desu
Will reddit stop wanking over Burns now like morons?
>>64503434
Nah, Im trying to help the kid, that's why we need to remind people to watch him so he doesn't do something he will regret
>>64503479
Which cricket would you most like to wank over?
Mitchell Starc for me
>>64503511
Has any cricket themed porn ever been made?
>>64503511
Lara Clarke-Fevola-Worthington is NOT attractive senpai.
>>64503556
Should have Binged it m8, Google Images doesn't show lewd stuff any more.
>>64503534
This is the internet. I'm sure you can find literally cricket porn somewhere on the internet.
>>64503573
yeah bing is better than google for searching that type of thing, if you weren't already aware m8s
>>64503584
i typed 'cricket' into mless, and all i got was fucked up kinky jav shit
is it a public holiday in Marlb?
>>64503511
Some of you might actually start watching cricket.
>>64503611
actual crickets? kek
post them anyway
i would hate warner so much if he wasn't australian, but he is on our team being a cunt to everyone else, feels good
who /nrl/ here?
>>64503662
>>64503662
ARGHKALWGOWGEWW
>KEK
AUSSIES ON POOICIDE WATCH
kek nice celebration
lel
>David Warner
fucking windies heart. good on em
>cutting to gully
for what purpose
Who /cric/ here?
CUÇKED
U
C
K
E
D
>>64503650
BroncGODS going all the way
who /genuinely happy/ for the Windies that wicket?
>>64503743
Right here, the Windies have got heart, I respect them a lot tbqh
marlon samuels literally didnt even react to that wicket
is he a robot?
>>64503386
>David sees this
>IMMEDIATELY gets out
You CAN'T make this shit up!
Are we, dare I say it, back?
Smith is a horrible captain.
Now would have been the perfect time to send in Marsh and get his confidence up.
But no, Captain Statpad just wants to pad his average and get his precious #1 ranking.
>>64503774
(You)
Maybe Warner should go back to woolies
>>64503796
>>64503799
kek, ad timing
Warner has failed twice thus test. Perhaps he should be dropped for Smarsh
Holder seems like a top lad tbhonest.
>>64503774
kys statscunt
>>64503774
trip on kane, i know you're mad shit lanka didnt let you pad your odi averages a bit more but don't take it out on stove
>>64503799
oi cunt, where's the vinegar?
>>64503815
this gets posted every fucking day
I agree though
>>64503774
"I often give Australian players credit" - Statsretard, December 2015
tfw no based curtly
>>64503815
He's pretty damn attractive
>>64503830
Kane didn't bat because those sort of records are meaningless. He doesn't bat for accolades, he plays for the team.
He's planning ahead for next year.
>If I wasn't a cricketer I would probably still be at Woolworths
What did he mean by this?
>>64503880
Is Warner a 10 in Australia?
>>64503880
warner isn't the most intelligent man
>>64503877
> Kane is heroic and selfless because the other batsman didn't get out
Kane didn't bat because he's not the opener and no wickets fell.
Will smith make a century?
>>64503866
Do you just go aeroplane mode and then back again?
>>64503880
>>64503799
>>64503796
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfyhrUXcLb0
can't remember what warner says
james pattinson kek only realistic one
Bay 13 sounds like its been co-opted by the CFMEU
>>64503912
He wasn't on the card. He didn't play the last match either.
so apparently AB is going to retire after the Englel series and that Steyn & Philander are thinking about it aswell because of the quota bullshit
SA is ded
>>64503386
blacked
>>64504010
Morkel denied it.
>>64504010
Source?
poopeelia Ltd.
>>64503973
Nice try janitor.
>bans me for 3 posts at once
>one of them was about kidnapping that cop and having a dog lick her pussy
>>64504040
big fucking whoop. utterly meaningless
what else was he going to do, confirm it?
>>64504048
http://www.espncricinfo.com/south-africa-v-england-2015-16/content/story/955631.html?CMP=chrome
What can I use a spare KFC sweet and sour sauce on?
>inb4 janitor claims the HCG isn't cricket related
>>64504074
the bin
That stuff isnt good for you lad
>>64504074
your finger
a potato
a strip of toast
an ice cube
rice
>>64504090
guaranteed replies
>>64504074
https://youtu.be/poIH2E0PtrY
>>64504074
ritz crackers, cheese and kabana with a dab of sweet and sour would work a treat
>>64503849
I give it when it's well deserved.
Name ONE good thing Smith has done in his captaincy. It's pretty much universally acknowledged that he's an awful captain, so don't pretend its just me saying this.
>Australia proud of beating a 3rd world country
>>64503912
Sup casual?
Kane didn't play because he leaves the statpadding to Cucktill and McMeme, and to give the younger guys some game time.
You know why? Because he's not a selfish insecure statpadder who denied his own team mate a triple hundred in a match that lasted 2 days.
>VB logo
Thought alcohol was haram
>>64504134
Didn't know poopeelia was playing themselves
>>64504143
>implying it isn't
>>64504134
the country of west indies
>>64504143
he's a kuffar tbqh
He can only achieve true greatness by growing a beard.
Inshallah he'll find the true path of Allah soon
>>64504162
>t. moeen
>>64504167
This is a repost from this morning. Downvoted
>>64504137
waiting for voges to score 300 would have been enabling statpadding, he declared earlier to give the team a higher chance to win. and he literally asked voges what he wanted beforehand, you ignorant fuckwit
>>64504167
>he has to put his drink bottle on a saucer so his mom doesn't yell at him
>>64504167
We dont care that you have a PS4 you cock wank mothur fuker
>>64504183
back to reddit
anyone else here unironically rate the manlet Bavuma?
i put a cheeky ten on the windies winning
>>64504167
>that phone, this year
Poorfags please go
>>64504137
You have autism buddy
>>64504204
how is it ONLY $126?
>>64504204
>gambling
>degeneracy
>>64504198
the response you make when you can't refute the person's argument. i'll take this as a concession of your defeat
>>64504231
>upvoted
>>64504182
I didn't get a chance to post this one in the morning.
Enjoy, my friend.
Reminder that I could, and would literally kill statscunt with my bare hands.
Your posts simply reek of "insecure overweight manlet shutin who is angry at the world".
I have a gaming pc but want to use a gaming pad to play it on my tv.
Can anyone recommend a brand of game pad? Should I get PS4 or XBone style?
>>64504266
I would also fap to this fantasy
Just had a wank using some aloe skin toner, lads
Great initially but then started to get sticky, would not recommend
>>64504255
Ps4 one feels better and looks better, but xbone one will work natively with a lot of games without too much fucking around.
However, xbone controller wireless adapter for pc only works with Windows 10, so if you don't want to upgrade and still want a wireless controller, best option is probably 360 controller.
>>64504266
Then fuck off
>>64504252
literally furious
Save it for leddit, friendo :^3
>>64504266
Its better over there but shit wheels crashed the site for too long and i havent been back. Is it working again or do we need to go to the beta site?
Where was Khawaja all these years. Just checking this lad is 29 turning 30.
>>64504266
I only go on one board on 8ch
IMPORTANT QUESTION
Has anyone found any cricket themed porn yet, I looked but kept getting directed to a pornstar named Cricket
>still fapped
>>64504283
They tried to migrate recently but fucked up
>>64504276
Dualshock 4 works natively as well, it just shows xbox buttons, so square is X etc.
Australian sports belong on /asp/.
>>64504311
fuck off norway
>>64504318
I can't fap to that
>>64504309
How do you get it to work wireless? My actual pc doesn't have Bluetooth and it won't recognise on my laptop.
>>64504288
Everyone there does, there's only one active board on the site
>>64504287
has never hit good domestic form since he was dropped until last year
>>64504323
fuck off tripfag
>>64500384
>Implying her getting BROWNED doesn't make her even hotter.
>>64504311
Are there any sports at which your country doesn't such?
>>64504184
nigga I have a coaster on my desk, FUCK condensation
>>64504330
why don't you try make me? huh? what are you going to do about it you sooky little cunt?
>You will never see the video of Holly and Ellyse welcoming the West Indies squad to Australia.
Matt Poomooa couldn't get into a NSW Cup side, and is a "star" for the wallabies.
KEK, nice "sport" you have there.
>>64504347
>looks like we've got ourselves a navy seal
>>64504345
#1 HDI
Winter sports
>>64504350
kek is this rc's new proxy?
>>64504359
>winter sports
>relevant
pick one
Its fucking hot lads
poomunity
>>64504374
>it gets hot in summer
Well no shit retard, hence why cricket is on
>>64504374
>Overnight low of 24
>>64504287
racist selectors
>>64504374
>>64504386
>not being able to handle hot weather
>being this much of a soft cock
That designated driver ad makes designated driving look fucking awful
the swat
>>64504288
what board?
/wx/ is pretty based lads
>>64504326
maybe you have to buy one of those bluetooth adapters?
>>64504184
>mom
fuck off
>>64504395
>He gets his ego boosts from being more resistant to temperature than someone on the internet
Warner can't even understand the Worst Tendies accent the dumb cunt
I wish i had a gf lads
>>64504405
Was waiting for that.
So used to having to type in American to avoid the cringe "hurr hurr" you talk funny shit.
>sometimes I wish I was German or some shit, so I could have a non-American version of internet to use.
This fucking Stove ad. Is he autistic?
>>64504287
Last time he was in the team the pitches weren't absolute roads, but after getting PTFO by Big Strong England at home all Aussie pitches have been roads with an average first innings score of 550.
>>64504446
Absolutely samesies m8.
>>64504446
If you become a world class sportsman you're guaranteed a gf
>>64504448
>this furious as fuck damage control immediately after getting exposed
KEK, you literally cannot make this shit up
>>64504446
iktfb, all too well
>smoth
Stop arguing like women fatcunts.
It's like being on a phone call where both the callers are just yelling at each other all day long .
Get your shit together /cric/.
Get it all together and put it in a backpack, all your shit, so it's together.
And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere ya know?
Take it to the shit store and sell it, or put it in a shit museum.
I don't care what you do, you just gotta get it together...
Get your shit together.
NEW SHOT
>>64504448
German is just as bad m8, the Germans make fun of the way Austrians talk, the Austrians make fun of the way the Swiss talk, the Swiss make fun of the Germans... everyone makes fun of everyone. Not to mention North Germans making fun of South Germans...
Execute all Muslims in the Australian Cricket team.
THET CRICKET (GONE MEME)
death by meme
bushman koala
>>64504474
Maybe we should put it in the loo?
>>64504446
I have one, and I have a job.
I honestly don't know how useless you have to be to not be able to get one.
He wants selection in the t20 team.
What's wrong with him he could've easily fetched another century.
>>64504386
cheers for reminding me to see how the week looks
JUST
>>64504411
He's right, you are fucking soft and your future generations will be the first to die out.
le le le le australia is le good
Can we stop this meme now?
was shitting blood this morning lads, the doctor said it is a hemaroid
>>64504499
wow, extremely rude.
>>64504509
lol fuck that
Quick, which apple picker would you smash
>>64504516
>going to the medicinal zionist
enjoy your weak immune system
>>64504523
Giraffe all day every day
what phone do you own /cric/?
>>64504465
tfw I forgot how fucking retarded the main boards are
>try to make an intelligent post
>"hurr hurr damage control"
>fucking cancer that has killed 4chan
>>64504523
I'd have a treesome
>>64504510
Yeah, but at least I'm not a fucking tripfag
>>64504477
Kek.
>>64504525
I can proudly say a muslim has stuck his finger in my bum now too
Are there jews in Australia as well?
>>64504516
I have the same problem lad. Dont usually shit blood but its usually there when I wipe.
>>64504499
pics
>>64504537
> intelligent post
>>64504523
Peter Piper, of the famous Pepper picking family
>>64504561
kys statscunt
>>64504560
Same lad
>>64504563
>shitpost
>>64504537
Its fucking horrible as an Australian on /pol/ or /int/
>make an intelligent post
>get called a shitposter because of Australian flag
>>64504547
only self-hating, Jehovah denying ones.
Smith looks like he trained in the states
>>64504544
>getting your ego boost from being part of an onimous leejun
>>64504280
Everything I said in my post is true, and YOU know it.
You are a weak, depressed, angry, disturbed little man and you vent that anger on the internet under the guise of "LE BANTER LE TRUTHBOMBS M8 XDXD" because you're too much of a beta to do it in the real world.
>>64504577
He's not even Jewish.
>>64504572
>being this oblivious
>>64504525
>tfw my cousin is an anti-vaxxer
>tfw he says his kids have been """naturally immunised"""
>>64504567
>le everyone else is statsautist meme
>>64504527
iPhone 6.
>>64504547
I've met one and apparently every jew in Australia knows each other.
>>64504593
3 posts early
>autism
>>64504560
yeah im not entirely convinced the blood isnt coming from my stomach or something, i have to give them a poo sample tommorow
>>64504572
Kek, that's because your posts are shit. I have the exact same flag and never get anything worse than banter
>>64504593
>3 posts early
Autism
>>64504592
hi daniel
>>64504537
>this newcunt casual faggot literally STILL has no idea how to use greentext and pretends to be old
>this newcunt casual faggot literally STILL in full damage control mode
KEK, you literally cannot make this shit up
>>64504611
>le if it's not statsfuck, it must be Daniel meme
Is "Steve" Smith going to take Australia into the future or will he die off quickly once his "Captaining" prowess is exposed?
>>64504510
Your future generations have already died out kek.
walkcunt on suicide watch
