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Australia 3/551d & 3/135
West Indies 271
BBL - Thunder vs Strikers tonight
England 303
South Africa 4/137
First for Wollongong.
>>64504587
fuck / marry /kill / your choice
GO
>>64504587
>2 posts early
Autist
lads how do I get a qt penpal grill inmate from Australia?
statscunt on suicide watch
>>64504587
LGTSS
>white """women""" in charge of being attractive
>>64504609
Fuck 1
Marry 2
Sex slave 3
Kill 4
>>64504612
Ask literally any australian girl. They literally all live in a prison
>Posting early so you get a thread to 500
It doesnt count if its a general/gamethread you fucking sperg
>>64504587
None of those girls look like they've finished developing their features yet. They still look like 14 year old teenagers.
Can we stop pretending David Warner is "elite" when he can't even post a half decent total against the biggest minnow Test team in decades - The "Windies"
I know everything about cricket, no seriously, I mean there is not one thing I don't know about it, the history, the players, the grounds, countries and rules. I can't even begin to tell you how many people I have pwned in my 10 years on /sp/ but let me tell you it's a lot, a hell of a lot. For all intensive purposes I should just hold back some of this mountain of knowledge I possess, my mind is just a powerhouse of cricket facts and figures, but what can I say I like to educate my fellow /sp/artans, surely you've all seen me relentlessly push /cric/ on /sp/ for years now and seen my superior knowledge of the game and seen my sharp wit and clever use of greentxt at play. Surely you have seen me post picture after picture of stats and facts that prove how GOAT Australia, Sydney, cricket and myself are, an it's all been for you fellow brothers, I know you all respect me an have huge amounts of admiration for me and my posting abilities, as a great man once said, I'm responsible for 90% of sports posts on /sp/, well I said it but you know it's true anyway. I'd just like you also to know I'd appreciate it if you asked my permission when starting a thread about cricket, Olympics, any Australian generals or anything really, to be safe just run everything though me as I am the man around here, Please could you also tell all the new trips that I am the example they must live up to an to follow my lead of informative and interesting posting skills, well I'm off to play some WoW
BIG B A N A N A S
>>64504630
what Disney show is this from?
NO RUN
>>64504627
but how can I be sure they're qt?
>>64504572
You don't even know the pain.
Try being an Indian on /pol/ or /int/. Or Turkish or Brazilian for that matter.
I bought a pre built pc from pccasegear.com.
>>64504652
Look at them
>>64504614
>>this newcunt casual faggot literally STILL has no idea how to use greentext
I actually deliberately use it anyway I want just to piss off sperglords like yourself
>hurr hurr 4chan has mah rules
and inb4 damage control with your circular shitposting
>>64504630
This. I've been saying Warner is a road babby for years.
That commbank ad tho, gross
Is evolution just a meme, lads?
I'm about to renounce my fundamental Christian faith on the basis of it being real but I want to be sure first
how do i get a gf
>>64504630
David Warner is elite... at 50ovr and t20.
Test cricket he has a few awesome meme scores and a lot of bad ones. He is literally a coinflip of if he'll go off or go out. That's far too dangerous for an opening batsman trait.
If smith was not putting out such great efforts this batting lineup team would be dogshit.
>>64504655
Which one? How much did it cost?
>>64504660
but they're Australian
:^)
>>64504673
Its a conspiracy
Dont listen to what the govornment tells you lad
They lie
All they want is your money
Fucking pigs
Fucking revenue raisers
Embellishment
>>64504669
>get exposed as fuck about not knowing how to greentext
>LITERALLY sperg out and damage control about how you do it wrong "deliberately"
KEK, you literally cannot make this shit up
>>64504642
Neighbours
>>64504674
dating website, always be honest, dont misrepresent yourself
>>64504686
Take a shit and look in the toilet, you've given birth to an australian
>>64504694
Top kek at this
I'll give you some actual advice
Avoid anything online, always lie about yourself, talk yourself up and by the time she has got to know you it won't matter
>>64504676
I'm going to assume this post is satirical, and is a parody of r/cricket.
Warner is better at Test cricket than he is at T20 and ODI cricket.
>>64504673
Evolution is the most plausible theory there is, but ridiculous to renounce your faith over it. "Literally" pleb philosophy.
>>64504689
>anon says inb4 damage control
>you use the damage control meme, again
You're the reason why people hate ausflag.jpg's
>>64504674
I've been trying plenty of fish, no luck yet.
I'm too asian for tinder.
>>64504676
>David Warner is elite... at 50ovr
'no'
his ODI record is mediocre at best, he's produced much better performances at test level but because he scores quickly and is a walloper casuals just assume he will be better at white ball cricket
>>64504696
>Still cut about world cup.
Let it go, it's not our fault memecullen tried to smash the first over for 36.
>>64504700
Truthbombs: The post
What can go wrong?
>>64504689
If you care so much, why don't you apply to be a janitor?
You certainly have the autism required....
>>64504705
>/cric/: The GIF
>>64504711
But NZ won the World Cup m8
>>64504676
>...
t. pajeet
This batting lineup was and is absolute dogshit
>>64504700
Real advice coming through.
Don't say shit about yourself, allow your actions to do the talking. Work on yourself first and the women will follow.
Here's a Mature Thunder ladies collage
>>64504609
all solid 7s
>>64504705
>he STILL uses greentext incorrectly despite being schooled on it
>he CLEARLY has no idea on the proper use of 'inb4' either
>he uses hilarious 9gag reaction faces
>he is clearly an anal annihilated newcunt who is furious as fuck about being constantly BTFO
KEK, you literally cannot make this shit up
>>64504727
Why isn't there any brown queens?
>>64504727
Marry 3, fuck 1 and 4, kill 2
>>64504739
womens BBL is racist
>>64504735
>>he uses hilarious 9gag reaction faces
Um anon.... every post you've made has a hilarious 9gag tier reaction face
>>64504716
>>64504705
>he resorts to samefagging and crying about mods after being bullied the fuck out
KEK, you LITERALLY cannot make this shit up
how long does the phone port take lads? it's almost been an hour now and my new sim doesn't have signal yet
>>64504674
pretend to be someone else
if you get in a relationship with someone who thinks you're a confident normie you'll eventually become one naturally through constant pretending
but you'll also probably kill yourself because you can't express your true thoughts
>>64504674
Play a paradigm shifting style of soccer at Centre Back for Gosford City FC.
"he might have to come in with australia at 4/50"
KEK
>>64504748
>he is SO flustered by being BTFO hey AGAIN he replies with the classic 'no u' damage control respobse
KEK, you literally cannot make this shit up
>>64504750
Oh, I'm sorry anon, am I only allowed to reply once per post?
Is it another one of your autistic rules?
women are a meme anyway, I'm sure I'm not missing out on too much by not having a gf
>>64504609
fuck 4 marry 2 kill 1
>>64504754
My girlfriend thinks I'm a vegetarian.
>>64504769
Head is pretty good.
>>64504735
>he uses hilarious 9gag reaction faces
You've used a "hilarious 9gag reaction face" in every post you've made you retarded cunt
>>64504769
>he LITERALLY admits to samefagging
>he LITERALLY admits to crying and begging the mods to save him
>he LITERALLY admits to reporting posts that hurt his feelings
>he UNIRONICALLY is getting booty blasted as fuck about being BTFO over and over
KEK, you literally cannot make this shit up
>>64504780
Nice, my girlfriend thinks I'm happy with my life.
>>64504771
you are, it can be extremely emotionally rewarding. lying in bed and just relaxing with a qt next to you with her head resting on your shoulder and your arms around each other is the best. there's plenty of negatives about relationships though
>>64504791
Hi daniel, how is chlopee?
How many do you lads do?
>>64504669
>>64504689
>>64504705
>>64504735
>>64504750
>>64504769
>>64504790
>continuing flamewars over multiple threads
Fuck off you autists
>>64504790
>another hilarious 9gag reaction face
>>64504791
>t. daniel
do you think i could fake being gay? I prefer hanging out with guys to girls but I don't really want to kiss them or fuck or anything
>>64504751
>amaysim
kek
>>64504782
>>64504748
>he noticed that LITERALLY no one upvoted his first post, so he UNIRONICALLY copy pasted it to see if his ebin leejun will upvote this time
>he is unironically samefagging and reporting posts that bully him
KEK, you literally cannot make this shit up
>>64504814
No I'm going from TPG to Optus
>>64504768
He's right. Your >xD reaction images go to show what an embarassment to your parents you must be.
>>64504800
>>64504808
Fuck off not Daniel, I doubt he even actually has a gf he probably just made that up to try and become more like his idol Reality Check.
>>64504696
If we ever meet in real life i will fucking drop you mate how dare you say that. You think you're safe because of the water between us? I'll swim it and still have the energy to hand you your pathetic ass.
>>64504812
You're doing a pretty good job
>>64504812
I'm pretty sure that non-sexual gay relationships are a thing, they might just wank each other off now and then
>>64504825
>another hilarious 9gag reaction face
You LITERALLY can't make this shit up
>>64504834
I will THROW a bucket full of LITERAL shit at (You).
>>64504836
>non-sexual
>wank each other off
pick one
>>64504828
Fuck I feel sorry for your parents mate, a fat piece of shit who lies to make himself look good to shitposters on the sports section of a Uruguan cake baking discussion forum
>>64504807
>>64504806
>he is so upset and furious about being exposed as fuck, that he LITERALLY is copying his previous post hoping for upboats
>he is so poorturbed that he is literally BEGGING people to report, hide and not to reply to the posts that are bullying him
KEK, you literally cannot make this shit up
>>64504806
>flamewars
is is the 90s again?
>>64504846
Obviously you've never been jerk ed off by my ex
>>64504844
That would mean that you are throwing shit at poo
>>64504854
>Australia
>""""white""""
>>64504854
>another hilarious 9gag reaction face
You LITERALLY can't make this shit up.
>>64504848
Either
>Reality Check is not lying and is literally based as fuck
or
>Reality Check is lying and he has constructed one of the most elaborate and impressively scoped pieces of satirical art of the 21st Century, all on the avant-garde medium of a Chinese fried rice recipe forum
His parents would be proud as fuck either way m8, don't diss The 'Check
Is it common for Aussies to do a cheeky jerk off session/oral/blow loads on each other with friends?
Kind of wish friends here would be up for it more
>>64504848
>le foreign country forums meme xD
I'm not fat and I know my parents were very proud of me. Stop projecting.
>>64504871
His parents are dead and he was raised by his single grandmother.
>>64504828
>>64504840
>>64504860
>>64504864
>he is SO embarrassed about being comprehensively PTFO this hard, that he resorts to firing up his proxy in a desperate attempt for "international support" of his 9gag faggotry
>he is UNIRONICALLY begging people to report posts that bully him
KEK, you literally cannot make this shit up
>>64504876
Not so common in my friendship circle, I'm trying to bring it up more in convos hoping that someone might also be keen but it hasn't worked so far.
>>64504871
>this post
holy shit daniel, engineer yourself a noose already
Now just fucking WATCH as Meme Shit refuses to declare overnight and waits until he gets his hundred.
Cap this fucking post. There will be a literal coup afterwards too.
>>64504871
Good shitpost mate
>>64504879
>realitycuck telling someone else to stop projecting
My sides are dead
What percent toxicity do you guys think /cric/ has been today?
>>64504888
I'm not gay but can't help avoid seeing my pals bulge at the gym when I'm spitting him or his veins after a good workout. What happened to the good old days of gym shower fun afterword? :(
>>64504895
It's not going to take 2 full days to dismiss Wi mate
see you autists tomorrow, i'm out
KEK, where did all the 9gaggers run away to?
Aww, did the big mean king of au/sp/ bully you away again?
poorpetually pooper poorturbed 9gag poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch
>>64504910
For me it's more so that a few of us haven't had any success with girls for a while, reasonably long dry spell. So I just want to try some new things etc
>>64504910
*spotting
Kek
>>64504907
Pretty toxic I think we're all hungover
>>64504911
Literally just so fucking ready for him to say this in the press conference.
He will literally be murdered by his own team within a year.
>>64504913
KEK, the mating cry of the LOSERS.
Looking forward to you not actually leaving and instead staying here to seethe.
Fuck, marry, kill lads. WBBL ladies of colour
>>64504940
Fuck 1
Marry 3
Kill 2
>>64504940
Hi 9gag.
>>64504932
Why would he not say this, it's a perfectly valid reason
>>64504910
It's natural mate. In ancient Rome and Greece people had sex with both genders and no one batted an eyelid. Social conditioning has forced you to think of it as being taboo.
>>64504932
Stop trying to copy statscunt, you worthless sack of shit
t. statscunt
>>64504940
1 looks like shes been to prison. Mens prison
>>64504940
Marry lightest kill darkest
>>64504956
t. 9gag
>>64504953
>LE FUGG LE SOCIAL NORMS XDXD
How's Rome and Greece going? kys peeality cuck
>It's a bogans on the train doing bogan things recorded on video news segment
>>64504967
There is literally nothing taboo about miring your friends physique. Don't you wanna put a giant cock in your hands, just once?
Why does RC need a proxy and a trip code?
>>64504977
The thought of his cock growing from flaccid to erect in my hands is pretty hot desu.
>>64504911
Yeah man it would need at least 11 full sessions I reckon.
>>64504967
Fine accept them. Continue being a pleb and setting your standards to that of other peoples. When you're 40 and unhappily married to a gendut bitch that never puts out maybe you will start to reconsider your life and place in it.
>>64504996
Is she running to a street to take a poo?
>>64504996
who is this one third of a semon demon
>>64504981
He's hoping that in the current tripfag-desolate atmosphere of au/sp/, he can climb the relevancy ranks and be thought of in the same sentence of true AusGOD trips such as Zerogoose, Convict and Pwnstar.
>>64504981
didn't you read his narrative lad? the "ato" is after him
>>64504981
It's an RC imposter, newcunt.
The real RC disappeared in late 2014 and hasn't been seen since.
Myself and others can notice this, so obviously we have not replied ONCE to the RC impersonator, but you newcunts keep replying to him, which confuses the poo peelanders and other Facebook/9gag freshies into believing this is actually the famous RC.
It isn't.
And it's very fucking obvious to anyone who has been here for over 18 months that it isn't RC.
Kill yourself.
Yes, I will be reading your reply, but no I will not be responding.
>>64505002
>implying he won't already be divorced by 40 and paying ALIMONY
>>64505005
>>64505009
hi newfriends
>"Sometimes I am statistics-minded," Guptill said. "But it's more Ross Taylor telling me that I've got 100 runs to beat this person. I just go out there and try to do it. Ross is a bit stats driven."
Taylor confirmed for statpadding roadbabby.
>>64505011
this triggers the RC
/cric/ desperately needs more moderation, these threads are nothing but shitposting
>>64505032
Ivan literally RUNS /cric/
>>64505021
haha you got me haha it's a man good trick man
well this thread has been fun but I think I'm gonna head back to /tv/
>>64505038
THIS
Did you see how easily be chased away those 9gag poofters who don't even know how to greentext or use 'inb4'?
KEK
>"Ross also told me that all I needed to do to get the most runs in 2015 was to injure Kane Williamson, so I broke out my crowbar in the last test, and let's just say that his knee isn't looking too good this week haha" - Martin Guptill 2015
>>64505054
Bye reddit
>>64505059
>kiwi bantz
>>64504940
Kill myself
Fuck purgatory
Marry death desu
>>64505059
Guptill literally has no reason to make shit jokes.
He plays meme innings in ODI's to gain good will and then he plays like absolute dogshit when it matters.
>>64505066
this is the best "OC" memespouter can come up with
>Speed is NOT the major factor of car crashes and fatalities, it's bad drivers
>>64505083
You're right.
>>64505075
this
Please post hot photos of Laura mcguptill
>>64505083
Someone make a BBl thread so that the autists get their space to ""pioneer"" epic new memes in that containment thread.
>>64505083
It's actually asians
>>64505083
I've had my red Ps for about 12 months now (I'm in my early 20s, I was just too much of a beta loser to put in the hours and do the test), and I've noticed that EVERY single time I get tailgated, it's some 40 year old dad in a commodore having a midlife crisis who "takes his driving very seriously".
nobody else noticed this?
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
went on one of the fb cricket """meme"""" pages just to find people literally and unironically saying stove>kane
wew
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.
>I am listening to Jim Maxwell and Fazeer Mohammad sing cricket-related Christmas carrols
where did it all go wrong?
>>64505135
that drive is sxc af senpai
>>64504892
thats statscunt
kys
>>64505135
Fox Sports Facebook page is where it's at lad
Australian player circlejerk under the guise of "unbiased, intelligent and informed evaluation".
>>64505124
Can't say I've noticed, I'm always a cunt to tailgaters though, they can fuck right off as far as I'm concerned
Sam Burgess will unironically be a BUST for Souths this season.
Prove me WRONG
Glenn Maxwell will unironically be a BUST for the Stars this season.
Prove me WRONG.
Back to /asp/ lads.
>>64505179
Souths have the GOAT culture to ensure he succeeds.
>>64505179
Wrong. Surgess will return with elevated senses. His stint in Union has given him greater ability to analyse multiple complex situations in real time.
Similar to when SBW returned to League for the Roosters and DOMINATED everybody
>>64505158
watching smith bat these days is so bad, he literally just throws his hands at the ball with goat tier handeye coordination
>he unironically buys all his clothes from Lowes
Reality Cunt on aborted narrative watch
>>64505135
>there are australians who STILL think that Meme Shit is their best batsman
>>64505194
SBW came back into a stacked team though.
Souths' roster is trash outside of Inglis.
>>64505179
He got married today
>>64505206
>averages a full 8(EIGHT) runs more than Overratedson
know your stuff
>>64505214
Do you think the ghost of Charlotte Dawson is SEETHING with jealousy?
Damien Cook WILL be the buy of the season next year
cap this post
>>64505212
>Inglis
nice meme
i bet you think Ricky Ponting is still the best batsman in the world aswell
>>64505215
>average
username?
>>64505215
kane is averaging 90 this year as im sure you have seen from the frequent ch9 graphics
>>64505204
I usually go to Rivers desu, it's not much better
>>64505227
He is still unironically the best fullback at Souths. He is better than Alex Memeson.
>>64505233
Literally batting porn desu.
Billy Stanlake playing tonight lads
Future GOAT
He's far better than the overrated poo that is Paris. He's more in the Hazlewood/Pattinson/Starc/Cummins-tier
>>64505124
When you're on your L's most drivers will stay the fuck away from you since they think you'll do something retarded like roll the car seven times turning a corner.
When you get your P's though no one cares anymore and they treat you like every other driver - like shit
I reckon the worst drivers have to be the elderly, by that I mean people in their 80's
And dickheads that think their clapped out Commie/Falcon is a race car and drive like they're at Bathurst
>>64505242
>tfw no more Dylan Walker fullback comedy gold
>>64505269
Dylan WalkBro on nobel prize watch
>>64505263
>When you get your P's though no one cares anymore and they treat you like every other driver - like shit
I see.
I assumed I kept getting tailgated because fuckwits saw the red P-plate and automatically assumed I was wearing nappies and driving 30km/h under the speed limit, when I very cautiously stick to it. But I guess they are all just tools.
>>64505124
Its a 33% split between them, 25-30 year old women and bogan cunts
I cant recall a time Ive ever been tailgated by a p plater or someone who looked under the age of 25 (and not a 'car person')
>>64505279
>when I very cautiously stick to it
HA
fucking nerd
You're probably a virgin too.
Who would YOU pick as NSW halves next year?
>>64505253
>we will never see an Hazlewood/Pattinson/Starc/Cummins attack in a test
Sucks Tbh senpai. They could literally be 80s Windies tier
its fucking COLD lads
just had to put a jumper and trackies on
when does summer start?
>>64505291
it will be Sezer and Austin. They'll be the dominant club pairing for NSW heading into origin and compliment each other perfectly.
>>64505291
6. Fittler
7. Johns
>>64505263
>When you're on your L's most drivers will stay the fuck away from you since they think you'll do something retarded like roll the car seven times turning a corner
That isnt my experience. Why I was on my L's and when I see people on their L's, theyre constantly tailgated, cut off and people speed up to beat them when merging.
I dunno, maybe its just me but When I changed to P's people treated me with way more respect & didnt drive recklessly around me. Maybe I was just a shit cunt
yasir shah (lol) > lyon > ashwin > shakib > bishoo > tahir >rashid >>>> craig
>>64505288
VROOM VROOM GOTTA GO FAST XDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
I know someone who had her Ps for 2 months and got pinged for doing 6(six)km/h over the speed limit and she lost her license for months.
I need my license now, it's why I finally bothered to get it.
>>64505299
The Sydney-centric selectors WILL NOT pick a Canberra combination.
Even with Raiderfag Daley as coach.
>>64505294
>a Peewi recognising how potentially GOAT the current Aussie bowlers are
I'm honestly very surprised. Which Peewi are you? You might be the only one without an inferiority complex.
Is "Steve" Smith going to take Australia into the future or will he die off quickly once his "Captaining" prowess is exposed?
>>64505308
Being less than 10 over the limit doesn't get you demerits. Whoever that was is a liar
>>64505308
>not just going with the flow of the cars around you
the speed limit on highways could be lifted from 110 to 120 imho desu
>>64505320
He will be exposed and then Usman Khawaja, an intelligent brown man, will lead Australian cricket into a new dominant period of success.
>>64505320
i wouldnt worry about his captaining prowess, i'd worry about him being exposed for his shit tier form batting
>>64505291
>NRL
"""""no"""""
>>64505322
You know people actually figure out what the safe speed is, right? People smarter than you and me have studied it, in detail. Its not pulling a number out of a hat.
>>64504652
qt girls don't exist in australia unless you're willing to be a part of a hardcore fundamentalist church, which caters to about 1% of the population
UPDATE
my phone still hasn't ported
>>64505299
>you now remember Sam Williams will waste away in reserve grade next year
>>64505304
swap implyon and ashwin and this is correct
Gary Lyon is very very good but Ashwin is just alot better
I know Ashwin's overseas record is bad but that's more because of India's retardation (they didnt play him on the square turner in Adelaide and then played him on all the roads, same thing happened in Englel)
>>64504673
Evolution is a load of bunk and basically a product of propaganda and manipulated data. Don't fall for it, brother.
Just got an email from Dick Smith Electronics lads
>>64505322
This is the one thing that has bothered me since I got my Ps, I must say.
I'm restricted to 90 on the freeway, when cars around me are doing 110+.
I know I can (and do) stick to the left lane, but it honestly just seems more dangerous when even semi-trailers are having to slow down and change lanes to get around me.
>>64505355
what about?
>>64505303
Well yeah. that's the other side of it.
You'll find that most people that grief learners are older drivers who didnt have to hold a learners permit and do log book hours, so they have no idea what it's like to be made to have your hand held while learning to drive
That, and ironically freshcunt red P platers that think they're hot shit
>>64505362
>but it honestly just seems more dangerous when even semi-trailers are having to slow down and change lanes to get around me
UTTERLY true.
>>64505315
statselite obviously
>>64505365
My lifetime ban from their stores has been upheld
>>64505355
did you ever get back to bunnings or google?
>>64505362
Speed restrictions on P's? What gay state do you love in?
Literally dumb as fuck, messing with the flow of traffic
>>64505362
If you're displaying your P plates in a good location, they should be able to spot it at a distance, and already be prepared to switch lanes without slowing down.
What is the top speed limit in Poo Peeland?
>>64505369
>statscunt talking about Australians in anyway other than rage, fury and jealousy
dont really believe you tbqh
>>64505315
statscunt constantly panders to poopeelians
>>64505362
never hard of that, what an idiotic policy holy shit
>>64505322
When I was in England there was constantly drivers doing 30-40km/h above the speed limit on the freeways, and yet i don't think they have as many fatalities there (per capita). I think its a cultural thing here where people drive like cunts and hence the rules are enforced much more strictly
>>64505375
nsw has 90 restriction for p's and l's
>>64505375
Poo Shit Fails
>>64505338
i'm catholic, is that hardcore enough for me to attain a qt?
>>64505362
>P's
>Restricted to 90 when the speed limit is 110
What kind of fucking madman thought that was smart? What the fuck? Is this real? Im having a hard time here comprehending that this is still a thing in some state. I mean seriously how does that help anyone??????
Help me
>>64505389
No all our religious qts are Muslims.
>>64505387
top fucking kek
>>64505375
NSW
>>64505376
Assuming they are paying attention, which not everyone is inclined to do on a freeway, especially long-haul truck drivers.
I just don't see how it's safer.
>>64504673
Read about it yourself. If anything, it makes the world that walkgod created seem even more great and complex than any pastor will teach you.
Dewy Cox on 7 after the Big Meme tonight, absolutely based.
>Couple are out in public together
>Another man looks at the woman
>Her boyfriend immediately puts his arm around her as a reminder that she's his
You have 10 seconds to explain how this is not archaic and misogynist.
>>64505387
>>64505388
Should have fucking known.
Also, Queenslanders should have to take a mandatory defensive driving course. Cunts are fucked in some areas
>>64505362
>Have to do 90 when most other cars are doing 110
How does your minister for transport still have a job?
>>64505394
felt like shit sitting on the freeway in the far left lane at 90 with semi trailers coming up your arse at 110 and forcing them to overtake
>>64505403
I think you'll find if you display them correctly, they will be seen.
>>64505409
>prime Jenna Fischer will NEVER be your gf
>>64505387
What is I's if I may ask?
>>64505420
They are displayed correctly.
>>64505419
read: >>64505376
>>64505410
It unironically IS archaic and misogynist.
>>64505419
Dude, THAT is the sort of dumb fuck shit that will cause more accidents than it saves. No speed cameras.
Wow. Good luck I guess
>>64505409
Severely underrated imho
>>64505425
80
green ps is 100
>>64505389
The most devout qt Christian girls here are Baptist/Pentecostal/Evangelical types. I've never met a Catholic girl who isn't a degenerate, to be brutally honest with you family. If you're willing to believe in the five Solae and stop the stuff with Mary and the Saints, you could find a qt Protty girl here.
>>64505420
Forcing traffic to change lanes to overtake a vehicle doing significantly less than the regular speed limit is just creating a higher risk of accidents.
I don't know what you're trying to prove.
>>64505439
L's have been 90 for a year or two now senpai
>>64505445
oh ok
>>64505439
Thats abhorrent. How are L's meant to learn how to drive if they cant even go above 80 until theyre on their own.
>>64505442
No it's not, it's not uncommon for vehicles to overtake others. P plates should be in a spot that is easy to see, and cars won't need to slow down at all to avoid.
>>64505452
>P plates should be in a spot that is easy to see
Why do you keep bringing this up with every single post?
>>64505440
I'll stick to thick, catholic, easy latinas.
:^)
>>64505452
I bet he displays his P's fine and you're a dumb faggot
>>64505382
Sup casual?
I give credit when it's due (Warner, Marsh, Rogers etc). Notice how I stopped posting about Starc once he actually started bowling well in tests.
I "literally" know more about cricket outside NZ than all the other Kiwi posters combined. This is an objective fact.
>>64505453
HIGH
>>64505453
>ywn go on a crack-fuelled bender with Grant Denyer and his missus
JUST
>>64505453
>Tonight, from Frankston, we have the Bargutt family!
>>64505453
where can i find a woman like this?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solomon_curve
This is how retarded our country(State) is.
It is actually much more dangerous to be going slower than faster than the other cars around you.
>>64505468
>I give credit when it's due (Warner, Marsh, Rogers etc)
You literally have NEVER done this.
>>64505453
>naming your child Mercedes
>>64505468
>Starc once he actually started bowling well in tests.
he really needed these Windies Tests to statpad
>>64505453
is this a 10/10 in australia?
carn stroikers
>>64505468
Do you have a job in sports journalism? Do you have a job with a cricket team?
No? Then you should stop gloating about something so meaningless.
>>64505488
she looks sad
>>64505468
>Notice how I stopped posting about Starc
How is that "giving credit"?
It seems like it's just "avoiding making myself look like an idiot".
Infrequent reminder that Charlie Cameron cursed his team - The Adelaide Crows - by using the 'stir the pot' celebration after kicking a goal. 2 weeks later the coach of his club was murdered.
http://www.espncricinfo.com/magazine/content/story/955499.html
Tony Cozier literally posted this same article a year ago and nothing has changed.
The thought of him never seeing a good West Indies team in his lifetime makes me very sad Tbh.
>>64505487
on the RICHTER SCALE XDXD
Is Broad, dare I say it, an Anderson-is-injured babby?
>>64505500
Lil B LITERALLY does NOT know that Australian Rules Football is a """"thing"""".
Who /thunder/ here
>>64505488
Someone had the perfect description for her yesterday, kekd hard
Big Strong Norwegian here lads.
>>64505465
You don't want a qt-six-day-creation-fire-and-brimstone-Protestant gf?
Your loss :^)
I was at the shopping centre today and noticed a couple of kids wearing BBL shirts
It's weird that this thing only really started 2 years ago (>implying anyone cared when it was on Jewtel) and it's already achieved normie status
Gay Peegue on suicide watch
>It's a Flintoff commentating episode
>>64505410
It's not but it shows insecurity. Hope you guys never do this if you get a gf.
>>64505507
people with an inferiority complex
>>64505518
Gay Peegue is already being out-watched by the fucking womens bbl
>>64505468
You're a literally colossal faggot if you actually think this.
I think you've actually displaced memespouter as worst NZ poster now.
>>64505509
behind the counter in a country bakery?
where do people buy acid these days?
>>64505518
It's too bad that the Sixers went full meme with the hot pink. I feel like that is LITERALLY unwearable unless you are a LITERAL child.
The other teams' colours aren't so bad.
>>64505517
If she looks anything like
>>64505453
I think I'll be okay.
:^)
>>64505529
Yeah, that's the one
Something about her mum being the owner/head counter bitch too
>>64505530
EXPRESS POST
>>64505521
Flintoff is so fucking annoying. I used to think he was decent but his over enthusiasm is fucking atrocious
>>64505528
Fuck lads I better do something shitty soon. Can't let statscunt steal my titles
>>64505528
>m-muh durham
Kek
Danlel on pooicide watch
>>64505528
I've said it before.. it's the name "statsautist" that is the problem.
The name implies that he is knowledgeable or "autistic" about the sport. This has gone to his head and now he feels the need to try and live up to his name whenever possible.
Whoever came up with the name "statsautist" is a fucking idiot.
>>64505542
Hes unnatural this yeah, almost as if hes reading off a scrips. Its unsettling
Who /actuallywatchingthecricket/ here?
Can you cunts fuck off and start an au/sp/ thread for your shitposting please?
>>64505531
Sixers just aren't going to work
I live in the lower north shore which really should be Sixers territory and I saw two kids and both were wearing Thunder shirts. Now that the Thunder aren't complete poo on-field and have a real stadium they will probably overtake the Sixers quickly
Execute all muslims
>>64505537
HIGH TEST :^)
Nah, they're usually very presentable. In a word, homely.
>>64505555
t. sdadsgund
>>64505483
>Rogers
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/64476905/#64477118
>Best Marsh
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/61155227/#61179094
>Warner
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/63539771/#63554594
kek
KEK
K E K
>>64505555
I'm watching Shit Efrica pooicide and the Based Bash is about to start
if you aren't watching both YOU are a SEEEETHING fucking casual
>>64505555
""""The"""" cricket has not started yet.
>>64505521
I hope he isn't commentating. I can't stand him either.
>>64505555
here la'
Said it before, Bangladesh will LITERALLY be a better team than South Africa in 10 years.
>>64505557
They would work fine if they didn't pick such a meme colour.
>>64505549
He literally gave it to himself. It came from the original Daniel pasta, when an aussie mistakenly attributed his spamming of Kane's batting statistics to Daniel. Statsautist then claimed those posts as his and not Daniel, and ever since he's been forcing that name for himself, except for about a week in which he tried to force the name "Ajay".
>>64505567
>Rogers
>""praising"" and then insulting him in the same sentence.
>Best Marsh
>also insulting him heavily and simply using his comparison purely as a way to insult ANOTHER Australian player
>Warner
Good, you got one right.
>>64505549
Call me what you like, personally I think it's a retarded name anyways, but what I said stands.
Daniel is a casual.
3rd guy has nothing good to say about anything outside New Zealand cricket.
AMS is worthless cancer.
>BADELAIDE
>Lubeman
kek
KEK
K E K
>Sadelaide
Recon Mel is involved lads?
>poodman
Jesus christ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alc8rWTt_ZA
>Howie telling Flintoff to shut the fuck up
based howie
>>64505555
na ur a cunt
>>64505582
No, statsfaggot, trawling through the archives to find evidence of you praising australians with cricket on a TV at the other side of the room does not count as watching the game.
>>64505599
Possibly, word is that she has gone full degenerate since the breakdown of her marriage.
>>64505593
How is "no way he was a technical rock" an insult? It's just a fact, and I doubt anyone would argue otherwise
I have always argued that Marsh has potential and shouldn't be dropped. I even shilled for him to bat today in the previous thread because he could use the confidence.
>>64505589
It was krazykasual who came up with it actually
>>64505594
The name has gone to your head, that is what the problem is.
This post just proves it. Before you were given the moniker of "statsautist", you wouldn't have felt the need to try and prove your """""knowledge""""" compared to other Kiwis. Now that a poorly thought-out name has boosted your ego, you will try and defend your """""""honor""""""" at every opportunity.
This is shown every time somebody argues with you over something cricket related. You lose your shit and go on an all out offensive, as though your very existence is at stake.
>>64505603
not as good as the classic tb h
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12zUOGNanwA
>>64505611
OK, my 18 year old friend, don't believe me.
Have you been accepted for any uni yet?
KEK statscunt getting exposed and PTFO
When New Zealand FINALLY get a BBL franchise, they should be FORCED to wear a shade of """poo""" brown.
>>64505223
What I found particularly amusing was the amount of attention and adulation she got for that against dem trollz, but then when she actually killed herself over it no one batted an eyelid.
>>64505599
what is this?
>Cream Cinnamons
statsGOD is literally the king on nz/cric/
>>64505620
The funny thing is that while he's openly claimed to loathe Obesitygoose, the way he so desperately and violently argues whenever someone disagrees with him is very Zerogoose-esque.
>>64505620
We're arguing right now and I'm perfectly calm.
I think it's your own delusion that makes you think every disagreement is a personal attack on yourself. I'm sorry you feel that way, personally.
>>64505594
>Daniel is a casual
Look man I don't know how much time you spend watching cricket but if listening to radio broadcasts of English county games is "casual" then I dread to think what you do.
>>64505632
Way ahead of you fella
>>64505635
celeb escorts
>>64505639
I'm not challenging your knowledge of cricket.
If I were, it would be a completely different story and you would be trying to rip my throat out and you know it.
SANDGOD
>Cream & Cinnamons
fucking 2/3
>SADELAIDE
kek
KEK
K E K
>The City of Adelaide
>>64505607
>Howie "I got one of them fiction books" telling anyone to shut the fuck up
>>64505644
Or maybe, just maybe, this "rage" as you describe it is just me holding a mirror to au/sp/'s autistic ways, only for it go over their heads?
Nah, you're right, I'm just literally and eternally furious.
>>64505640
statscunt has cricinfo bookmarked and can navigate the website without difficulty. That's basically his greatest achievment in life.
It's literally why he has to defend his cricket "knowledge" so ferociously
>getting BTFO by Momeme Ali
Is South Africa officially exposed?
How many brown people play for Green Sydney
>>64505639
>I'm perfectly calm
>t. absolutely seething and furious casual whose reputation is getting decimated by the second
fuck this shit can we start a thread for the real cricket/destruction of statscunt?
>>64505672
>reputation
I never had one worth cherishing around here, I'm pretty much universally hated for telling truths people don't want to hear.
If you don't know the difference between poisonous and venomous then you are a dumb cunt who shouldn't be living here
Youtube stream pls - just arrived at the office.
>>64505684
/cric/ is a poisonous community.
>>64505658
>it's just a parody I swear
Sometimes it is, and it's pretty easy to tell when. Mostly when you use the term "Poopeelia" or use the "pooicide" meme and variants.
Most of the time however it IS utter fury that is often filled with personal attacks out of nowhere.
>>64505453
that guy is the king of manlets, she is probably only 5'10''
>>64505685
>Youtube stream
>the continent of Africa
reddit is unironically the place to go for streams tho
https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/wiki/livestreams
>>64505695
>Most of the time however it IS utter fury that is often filled with personal attacks out of nowhere.
That's a purely subjective opinion, opposed to being an objective fact. Some might say I do it for laughs, but if I suggest this, I WILL be hit with ">LE EPIC LE TROLOLOLOL XD" shitposting replies.
>>64505683
>I'm pretty much universally hated for telling truths
You don't actually believe this do you?
Holy shit, it's like the NZ Reality Check.
>>64505685
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPxJ6RR40ZU
>>64505683
>universally hated
No mate I used to respect you for it, but the aussie is totally right, you've become literally insufferable recently.
>>64505703
Like I said, sometimes you do it for laughs and to me at least, those times are pretty obvious.
It's also very easy to see when you get genuinely triggered, though.
If you could peek in any BBL team showers after the match who would it be?
>>64505717
The field commentary team
>>64505695
>Most of the time however it IS utter fury that is often filled with personal attacks out of nowhere.
Yeah this, see >>64505629, plus literally every time he gets in an argument with Daniel.
>>64505708
Is that kid from home alone in that show?
I don't even care about the whole Indian and poo thing, I would instantly swap my appearance for Gurindar Sandhu's if a magic genie popped up or something. Dude is good looking as fuck and like 6'4
Are they taking the piss of a six year old's haircut on national television?
statscunt Ltd. on insolvency watch
IMPORTANT UPDATE
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>>64505639
>hurr I'm holding a mirror, it's you guys who are the problem!
I'm not the guy you're arguing with, but Jesus fuck, this is the worst, most inane argument in existence. Cunts who involve themselves with being "meta" on internet forums do it all the time, and don't realise it literally exposes them simultaneously as narcissistic shitters and hopelessly unintelligent.
No, you're not "holding a mirror up" to anything, you're just incapable of measured discussion and introspection, and have decided that you're better off for it
>>64505737
Might not get done til tomorrow lad, i thought they only did it during business hours
>>64505722
Mark Waugh has that huge schlong air about him 2bh
>>64505717
Scorchers
>Not wanting a peek at Hoggs Cog
>>64505746
I think you are correct, but I thought it would have happened today because I started the process at like 3pm.
>>64505726
Did I touch a nerve there lad?
I know for a fact that you're an an 18 year old who unironically falls for Reality Check's bait. You have admitted to this yourself.
If you seriously thinking calling someone an 18 year old when they literally, objectively and unironically are, maybe the problem lies within your own insecurity over your youth(which you're wasting on 4chan).
>>64505732
Even /cric/, which is basically filled with /pol/-lite "LE FUG LE SHIDSKIMS LE POO IN LOO XDXD" are able to recognize Sandhu's features of a Persian God.
THE BALL GOT WET
SWAP IT
>>64505762
/cric/ is like that because LITERALLY every poster here is brown.
>that face when statscunt walks into a room
>>64505772
Brown Australians discuss cricket on Facebook.
This is a well-known fact.
>>64505761
>you
>you're
>you
And who am I lad?
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIE
Will Kane's jet lag affect how he'll play tonight after playing this morning in NZ?
>>64505739
Hi Turknjaydee
>>64505775
I can smell your autism from here you loser
>>64505737
See the what, mate?
>>64505781
Only the normie ones.
NEETistic Bitchspouter on poobsessed with statselite watch
>>64505790
Back to 9gag with you then
>>64505748
mark waugh is known to be THE most hung guy in cricket commentary, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed mel's pussy.
they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with mark barely able to force it past the knob, and mel moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on mark's throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..
i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it
>>64505785
Will Kane is the protagonist of the film High Noon m8.
>400 posts
>12 posters
KEK nice "poomunity" you've got here
>>64505799
you just KNOW
>>64505698
>https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/wiki/livestreams
Cheers I got one in the match thread.
Not youtube though. But thanks.
As of RIGHT NOW
Kane > Smith > ABDV > Warner > Root > Kohli
>>64505811
I get the meme but where did you pull 12 from? Just a random number?
>>64505811
Has New Zealand ever won a war?
>tfw the Daniel thread is getting its record chances ruined by ebin meme-posters
>settle down to watch some real cricket
>actually try to start a rational measured discussion about the griget >>64505294
>everyone starts attacking me over my online "persona"
Reddit is looking more and more appealing by the second
Will Elgar carry his bat?
>>64505739 meant for >>64505658 obviously
You just KNOW
>>64505785
he didn't play this morning m8 guppy smashed his knee in
3/22
3.67rr
Hold Me lads
>>64505828
No one on this board rates Virat
>>64505835
Will Elgar is literally fuming.
>>64505829
>I get the meme
I don't think you do
>>64505831
Yeah, WW1 and 2
>>64505832
Whats the record?
>>64505854
Kek.
>>64505853
I do
>that Adelaide hundred
>>64505851
>the two batsman at the crease LITERALLY have a combined age over 80
kek
KEK
>>64505863
someone said 17 days, not sure.
t.Freshcunt
>>64505853
I like Virat, purely because of his ability to make Fresh off the Fox Sports Facebook Page Summer of (The) Cricket Casualshits SEETHE.
Who did RealityCheck tip for tonight?
>>64505866
And then he threw his wicket away.
While people keep saying that he "has a lot of maturing to do", guys like Kane, Smith and Warner are chugging along pumping out hundreds.
>>64505866
so do I
jesus fuck why do you seem to agree with every single one of my "opinions" these days?
And get your own gimmick >>64505833, reddit is mine
>>64505876
Warner is a literal cuck who is STILL a meme batsman.
>>64505824
That pic gets me rock hard. You just KNOW they banged
>>64505867
>implying
79y 213d
>>64505872
I think I remember that thread, OP was irish. It was one of those ">Hes a student of the game" type threads
>>64505876
The ball was a rank long hop and was there to be hit. He had got to 141 by literally doing the same thing all day and attacking Lyon. The only problem was that he mistimed it.
>>64505873
What's funny is that those casuals talk shit about ANY overseas player and praise >our players over them, UNTIL they come here and the casuals see them on channel 9 for the first time.
It happens every fucking year. They just discard their stats and records because they were achieved in other countries and they didn't actually SEE them because it wasn't broadcast on the Wide World of Sports™.
See: Kane Williamson
>>64505884
when have I ever not rated Kohli or Rahane?
My one criticism of Rahane was that he shouldn't bat at 3 in meme cricket when Kohli is literally the perfect ODI number 3
>>64505876
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING Channel 9 Summer of Cricket casual detected
He only "threw his wicket away" because he ran out of partners. If anyone was at fault for that it was NoHit and Saha. It was one of the best 4th innings you'll ever see.
>>64505897
Fucking this, literally poorious that Kane was a literally who until the Australian tour. One good innings later and suddenly everyone agrees he's one of the best in the world.
>>64505903
>>64505892
He hit the ball DIRECTLY down the throat of the fielder. There were gaps in the field in other spots, but he went where there was a fielder in the deep, with the idea of "I'll just smash it over him".
It was a terrible shot, there's no 2 ways around it.
I still like him, but he's been surpassed by multiple batsmen who 14 months ago were touted as his equals.
THAT is my point, not that he's shit (he's not).
>>64505897
This is especially true given I've seen some people here rating Ross Taylor above McMeme and Watling. Taylor, for the last year or so, has been pretty much useless in tests, hot and cold in ODIs, but he gets a double hundred on a road on Aus TV in a series in which both McCullum and Watling fail and he's suddenly our second best batsman according to every Ausfailian summer casual.
He's fourth, at best.
>>64505914
hint: he wasn't the best in the world until that innings
but I agree at how quickly the casual hivemind changes when a player actually comes here
>>64505914
i don'trate him, he will end up being mediocre at best.
>>64505917
He's just one good season away from being ranked with his equals. His stats are near identical to what Kane's stats were before this summer.
Reminder that this time last year, of the so-called big 4, Kohli was ranked alongside Smith with Kane a distant fourth.
What's for dinner, lads? Got a schnitzel with chips and gravy here.
>>64505937
>He's just one good season away from being ranked with his equals
Sure, but right now he is not.
>>64505917
>I still like him, but he's been surpassed by multiple batsmen who 14 months ago were touted as his equals.
I really really like when Indian faggots on facebook constantly still put him in the "new big four", despite the fact that he's ranked 17th (SEVENTEENTH), and the other three are all in the top four. Warner and Mathews are both better right now, although Mathews seems to be slipping too.
Who are the "big 4"?
Kane, Root, Warner, Smith?
>>64505924
Watling really triggered me that series Tbh, his batting was so uncharacteristic of his usual self.
But I agree. Taylor has had 2 good innings in 2 years. I'm sure no one outside New Zealand rates Latham but the fact is that he's been >our best batsman after Kane overseas in the past 2 years.
well done lelgar
>>64505924
Taylor is literally better than McTwenty20
I also find Watling quite overrated, he's a poor keeper. I'd take Nevill over him anyday.
Good doco on SBS HD rn lads, you might learn something watching it rather than frying your brain with Meme20
>>64505954
Smith, Warner, Khawaja, Voges
>>64505954
Smith, Warner, Khawaja, Voges
>>64505954
Kane, Root, Smith, Kohli
Warner isn't ranked with them because he's older and a disgusting leftie subhuman
>>64505946
Depends on your ranking metric, really. If we're talking about ability I think he's up there with the rest of them, and probably the best of them in a backs-to-the-wall situation.
>>64505964
>Voges
Don't even get me started
>Chad Green is back
>>64505954
If Phil Hughes is the Pantera of cricket, who's the Anthrax??
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>>64505962
His glovework to the quicks is constantly improving(took a couple of blinders against SL) but his keeping to spinners is really poor. He's had like one stumping his entire career, but that might say more about the quality of NZ "spinners" than anything else.
>>64505962
No fucking way man. No fucking way. As someone who watches every NZ test, the times in which Taylor doesn't fail surprise me more than the times he does. McCullum, barring the last few months in which he's been off it, has been fucking top-tier since he took over captaincy. Sure, a couple of his double hundreds were memeswinging six-fests, but the other two were tough, epic, vast, match-saving innings that a true T20babby could never fucking pull off.
And, let's not forget that he was literally five runs short of 4 (FOUR) double centuries in a calendar year. NZ only played like 10 tests in 2014 as well.
Adelaide are literally pulling off the greatest comeback in the history of twenty20 and you're all shitposting
>>64505978
>le only score runs against minnows man
Dumb smelly shitskin
>>64505978
No, go fuck yourself. I'll end it before you start this again.
Aside from Kane, New Zealand literally have NOBODY.
Voges is averaging ~77 in his debut year and doing exactly what is needed of him. Yes he didn't perform in England but who did? If you're going to keep pushing this "I give Australians credit where it's due" shtick, this is where it's needed.
>there are """"""PEOPLE""""""" here who are watching the meme20 and missing one of the best test centuries of the year
>>64506005
>history of twenty20
>>64506001
I'm talking about McCullum post-CWC
you may aswell be playing Kieron Pollard at this point
>>64505988
Kohli - Metallica. Most popular, started off brilliantly, but has faded since.
Kane - Megadeth. Autist's choice, and the best of the lot technically.
Smith - Slayer. Unconventional, poor chops
Root - Anthrax. Only rated in his own place of origin.
>>64506007
plz dont be racist
>>64506010
>caring about any cricket that DOES NOT involve Australia or Australian T20 franchises
Kek.
KEK.
retard alert
>>64506009
He's averaging 542 against the Windies and shat the bed completely in the one series he was picked for. Give me a fucking break.
>>64506010
Always liked Elgar since that Port Elizabeth test.
>>64506001
McCullum is as much of a hand-eye babby as Sehwag or Smith.
Who should I support? From East Sydney and have no idea what team I should go for lol
~*currently listening to: Crazy Town - Butterfly*~
>>64506026
where?
Warner -> Metallica
>liked by normies and plebs but actually has more depth than most of them think
Kane -> Megadeth
The snob's choice, more technical and more interesting
Stove -> Slayer
Cheap, brash and fast, no real complexity but good for cheap thrills
Root -> Anthrax
No one's favourite and is just there to complete the four
>metal music discussions
>>64506038
Sixers family
VERY IMPORTANT
http://strawpoll.me/6382607
http://strawpoll.me/6382607
http://strawpoll.me/6382607
>>64506038
Sixers
>listening to buttrock
>>64506036
>He's averaging 542 against the Windies
Test cricket is test cricket.
If you're going to claim Kane is rightfully the #1 in the world based off innings against Sri Lanka at home, and post MULTIPLE .webm examples of his shots from said innings, then there is LITERALLY NO REASON that Voges' innings against the Windies should be discredited.
You have some ridiculous double standards.
>>64506045
Switch Warner and Stove.
>>64506001
>>64505996
did you guys also think McMeme's retirement was basically a cashgrab? Thats basically what it looks like to me.
He's still at a good age where he can get maximum value out of his contracts and his reputation in pyjama cricket is basically at a career high after the CWC. He also heavily foreshadowed it heavily by signing that three year Big Meme deal.
And the reality is by missing the IPL & BBL to play for NZ like he has this year he is losing alot of money.
>>64506047
I just have this weird thing for the Thunder because I saw them first when it started. But if 6ers are an Eastern team then I will watch them I guess lol
~*currently listening to: Australian Crawl - Erroll*~
>>64506048
>no "I'm a SEETHING Summer of (The) Cricket Big Bash Legend Casualfriend and didn't even know there was a Test match between 2 other countries that are NOT Australia also occurring right now" option
>Anderson fit for 2nd Test
>so, the selection of Woakes proved nothing and gained nothing, because he did nothing, and denied the opportunity to debut a guy who has been pushing for a debut for five plus years and likely won't get another chance
Bravo England selectors.
>>64506059
The Sixers are the Eastern team for affluent white people.
The Thunder are the smelly Western team for brown people.
>>64506023
Hi 9gag
>>64506060
that's enough euphoria for today lad
>>64506005
>watching meme cricket
>>64506052
>If you're going to claim Kane is rightfully the #1 in the world based off innings against Sri Lanka at home
I have literally never said that and not once have I ever referred to the 242* as an innings worthy of great merit.
I have literally never said that Kane is #1 in the world (I still think it's de Villiers but that's another discussion).
What I do use as evidence of Kane's quality is the runs he's made in Australia, England and the UAE.
Here's the reason I don't rate Voges at all. Apart from his debut, which was a great innings, he has never looked comfortable under pressure unless he has someone to hold his hand at the other end. It happened in Edgbaston, it happened at the Oval and it happened again at Perth. He failed again in Adelaide under pressure, and Worst Marsh had to fucking guide them home. His technique is average when it comes to the moving ball, especially the way his bat angles.
>>64506009
No way you can ask us to rate Voges when he's had four series and only one that was difficult, failed in the difficult one and stat padded to his heart's content in the easy ones.
>>64506048
poo in loo
Gillian Anderson is a Handsome, Intelligent Sixers fan. Absolutely based.
A mate and I were once lost in Barcelona looking for a metro station and we came along a small corner shop and decided to get a drink. There were two blokes working there an Indian and a Paki, they asked where we were from and we said Australia, they asked us if we were following the cricket as Australia was playing India at the time, the Paki then told us that he was Fawad Ahmeds cousin. It's amazing what people you run into on your travels
Why is Michael Holding commentating in south africa?
Is he their Mark Nicholas?
>>64506058
Nah, I give a lot of shit to McMeme but his position is increasingly becoming untenable, especially in real cricket.
It was the right decision because his back is genuinely fucked and he's been on painkillers every time he plays for over a year now. And if he insists on his memedives like today, there's not a chance he can continue it for much longer.
His hand-eye is slowing down and he has no technique to save him. His captaincy is now costing games because the team doesn't need his memes anymore - they've all matured and know their game. Kane is ready for the captaincy and there's a good leadership core. It's the right time to go.
I'm just filthy he's not playing the meme20 World Cup and think it's a bit prima donna that he wants the grand home send-off when he still has another tournament left in him.
>>64506077
>I have literally never said that Kane is #1 in the world
Good, that's settled then, I retract my post.
>>64506080
As above, as long as you're willing to remove Williamson, Boult and Southee from any potential discussions of "best in the world" based on the stack of tests against Sri Lanka, I don't have a problem and will retract my statement.
I'm sure you're probably squirming at the idea of doing that though, because you want to have your cake and eat it too.
Nice catch Pajeet
>>64506082
>he could be at the stadium watching cricket with qts instead he chooses to spout 2015 memes on a malaysian cartoon chatroom
Your country is so small you can probably go from one corner to another in less than 4 hours.
>tfw no tomboy brewery gf
>>64506104
Boult and Southee yes, but I don't know what more Williamson has to do to prove he belongs in the best in the world discussion.
>>64506111
That post wasn't directed at you. I answered your post with my first quote.
Yes, I can tell the difference between you two.
>>64506101
He's been done since the WC. He wants to finish at home. He simply doesn't have another tournament left in him. I don't blame him.
>twatto loses in strike bowling to based hussey
no surprises
>>64506122
Hi friend! You seem to be a bit lost.
>>>/FoxSportsFacebookPage/
>>64506129
>1 post early
autism
>>64506111
basically just keep doing for the next few years what he's done over the past 18 months
>>64506130
>le fug le zhane wadson critics XD
>>64506129
autism
>>64506058
No. I feel like he should have just retired from the captaincy and given a couple of years to knock a new guy in or see what the selectors think, but this is the right time for Kane to take over.
>>64506075
this
>>64506104
Sri Lanka are nowhere near as shit as you're making them sound m8. Sure, they're easy beats, but they're not Windies-tier (yet). With Sanga and DPMD they were still decent.
>>64506140
Critique him outside of ">LE HE DOESNT TAKE WICKETS AND PLAYS AROUND HIS FRONT PAD XDXD", when >our current all-rounder doesn't take wickets and has the batting technique of a tail-ender.
>>64506149
>Sri Lanka are nowhere near as shit as you're making them sound m8
They are, New Zealand are simply less capable of putting them away comprehensively at home, as Australia are with the Windies.
Sri Lanka came here a couple of years ago WITH Sanga and Jayawardena, and with >our team being in tatters using Jackson Bird as a strike bowler, and they got an utter dicking.
It's literally discrediting a team's performance because they were very good and clinical.
>>64505897
On here he was always rated highly though.
walkcunt on suicide watch.
walkcunt on suicide watch
