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Adelaide Strikers 6/65
Australia lead West Indies by 459 runs with 7 wickets remaining
England 303
South Africa 192/7
statscunt on suicide watch
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
>>64506120
that chick is beautiful.
>1 post early
Does anyone else notice that holly does her nails?
What sort of cricketer does that shit?
>>64506136
>that chick
>>64506146
A hot one.
>>64506131
>turning a thread around from 90% fug le statscunt posts to proper muscular cricket discussion
i'm elite. Keep crying AMS
>>64506136
>chick
>>64506146
A girl cricketer you fucking sped
>>64506146
a female one
>>64506146
the ones with vaginas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LA_cgX-dGA
kek
KEK
>>64506155
Thank you Pajeet
>AB de Villiers has confirmed he wants to reduce his workload across all formats of the game as talk about his future swirled amid a report that he was considering retirement from Test cricket. De Villiers was responding to a story in the Rapport newspaper which claimed several former team-mates and friends revealed that de Villiers was contemplating quitting because of unhappiness with the South African system.
http://www.espncricinfo.com/south-africa-v-england-2015-16/content/story/955937.html
>>64506146
i'd do her nails if you get what i'm saying
Who's /strikeforce/ here?
>>64506174
>yfw de Villiers leaves South Africa for a new life in NZ
>yfw Kane/ABDV/Ross middle order
>>64506179
She is literally perfect
>>64506155
please poo in loo, you're polluting the ocean.
>>64506187
Hi Poodam
>>64506150
>i'm elite
>>64506188
that's retarded
>>64506191
Is that Ellyse?
>>64506150
Do you want to go another round you utter loser?
For fuck sake, are you really going to try and take credit for turning the discussion onto cricket?
The reason the probing of your """persona""" ended was because I started to feel sorry for you, and felt like maybe we were being a bit too mean. This post in particular is what made me stop >>64505833
Get the fuck over yourself.
>It's a Michael Mann movie filmed using a digital handheld
>>64506174
facebook fanboys and fangirls will literally kill themselves.
#CUTFORABDV
>No comments have yet been made about the other two players who are also rumoured to be considering calling it quits. Rapport wrote that Dale Steyn, who has suffered several injuries since turning 30, and Philander, who is looking to county cricket, could also bid farewell to international cricket after the England series. Morne Morkel, the bowling partner, to those two was not asked about either of those but laughed off suggestion of de Villiers' possible retirement.
It's over, South African cricket is done.
Thanks Mandela.
>>64506204
She's not covered in ropes of coconut cream, so no.
>>64506213
If South Africa lost Steyn and ABDV they would unironically drop to Sri Lanka tier.
>>64506213
Time to call up KP
>>64506208
>taking a flippant tongue in cheek comment this seriously
>>64506192
Based poopeelia is protecting us from the ocean of shit.
Thanks lads
S Marsh
Warner
Khawaja
Smith
Voges
Watson
Nevill
Starc
Pattinson
Cummins
Lyon
>>64506192
>this obsessed saffa who keeps replying with 2015 memes
What's your problem m8? Or just Tsundere towards India?
>>64506220
>Elgar
>van Zyl
>Amla
>du Plessis
>Duminy
>Rossouw
>de Kock
>Abbott
>Morkel
>de Lange
>Piedt
fuggg
>>64506238
Now think of a team that includes all the guys that fucked of to county cricket and >us
>>64506236
look even this cat can do it
>>64506236
>2015 memes
>in 2015
Did you get poo in your brain?
This is some top tier shit from SA right now
Don't think they're kill just yet
>>64506258
Those look like fine young australian babies. They will be great batsmen some day.
>>64506263
holly's mine lad
>>64506263
Good luck m8 make sure you know how to open the door
>>64506268
Poorious Poo Peelander spotted
>>64506238
NOPE
The rule is 4(FOUR) quota players includine 1(ONE) black African as a MINIMUM
I only count three quota players in that and 0(ZERO) Africans
>>64506268
HAHAHA
>>64506263
BAD LUCK
Ha, you didn't specify what type of luck!
Sucked in cunt
>>64506263
>date
Sure thing Mackaybro, dont forget to tip ;)
>>64506284
What do the kaffas poo in?
>>64506284
HAHAHA
>>64506192
Why is it red at 100°E? I thought no one except a few scientists live there.
>>64506258
good job man, go and convince others.
>>64506236
>Your disgusting curry shits are polluting my beaches
Okay now I hate you
>>64506279
Fuck, completely forget Rabada. He'd slot in for de Lange tbqh
>>64506290
HAHAHA
>>64506291
cos it carries and builds up on the shorelines or ice or whatever
>>64506286
;_;
>STAIN
>>64506263
Don't forget to ask her about her favourite memes.
If she isn't aware of it, an interesting subject of discussion is Baneposting.
>>64506291
It's from the 2014 Tsunami dumbass.
>there are retards who actually believe everything posted on 4chan
multicultural /cric/ is worst /cric/
>shitstain
>>64506286
I was going to make this post but I'm very glad someone beat me to it
>>64506289
buckets. at least it's not designated shitting streets. have to give them that.
>>64506309
HAHAHA
>>64506307
Only time when /cric/ is good and not an au/sp/ social club 2bh.
>>64506313
Do you enjoy Nik Naks?
>>64506309
He actually played well, considering he's number 9
>>64506297
but even beyond the national team Saffer cricket is finished
Historically speaking the Saffer FC comp is the second most competitive in the world after the Shield. But now EVERY franchise has to have 6(SIX) quota players including three black Africans.
Could you imagine what would happen to AUS/NZ cricket if suddenly a rule was introduced that suddenly every AUS/NZ FC team had to play atleast 6 chinks/East Asians? Because that's basically what it is.
>>64506326
the chutney ones are great.
>>64506327
still threw his wicket away though
>>64506323
this
where the britbros at, they never give the ausfaggots the time of day
>>64506323
I'm sick of all the anti-Australian posts from Indians. You never have to put up with shit
>>64506323
Pajeet. You need to Poo in Loo
>>64506300
But shouldn't it dissolve and be eaten by plankton long before it is able to be frozen there?
We're talking about thousands of kilometres, I don't know much about curry poo floating coefficients but some fish should eat them?
>>64506345
You realise the ocean is full of fish shit, right?
>>64506330
Yeah, I agree. Unless they embark on a large-scale grassroots campaign like NZC did in the early 2000s, South Africa will continue to slide.
In fact one of the main reasons >we have so many good young players as of late is largely because of NZC switching their focus from private schools for their talents to clubs.
Race quotas are fucking sickening. Sports should be one of the few mediums where politics and race have no influence.
>it's a disgusting neet neckbeard pretends to not have crippling depression over the state of his "life" thread
Yawn
THEN WHO WAS WICKET
> Kane Richardson scored more runs today than Kane Williamson
>>64506339
there's a joke here somwhere, someone else make it because i'm tired.
>>64506352
this too. If you're here right now and you've convinced yourself you're okay, you're wrong.
>>64506354
mine beeped more than once as well. i thought the stream is delayed or something.
Honestly don't I think we shouldn't celebrate beating the Windies, its not much of an accomplishment if we're being honest with ourselves.
>>64506354
>iPhone
Last for >>64506352
Come on mate, I'm a wage slave and I've wanted to kill myself twice this year
>>64506345
google image search shows it as a amplitude map of the 2004 tsunami
>falling for the /pol/ meme
>>64506339
Not all Australians of course, only the ones who talk about AFL, NRL and whatnot in a /cric/ thread. Everyone agrees World cup was a good time because more countries were posting and most conversation was cricket related.
>You never have to put up with shit
Trying posting with an Indian flag for a day.
>>64506374
I was joking
>>64506374
>Everyone agrees World cup was a good time because more countries were posting and most conversation was cricket related
You genuinely came here from reddit in the past 18 months, didn't you?
Reopening this for discussion before bed
Elgar might warrant a spot now desu
http://strawpoll.me/6181163
Also probably missing Taylor's 290
>>64506350
Try telling that to Thabo and Bongani who only hear about the white man's success and oppression from the c/ANC/er when they knock on his shack's door to remind him to vote so that he can one day also live in a house and get handed a job...
Every election year quotas become newsworthy topics because it upsets the news24 guys and the coons get airtime...
>>64506383
>not including voges' 200
>>64506374
>most conversation was cricket related.
You seem to forget that one time in which 3 (THREE) consecutive threads during one of the most exciting games of the cup (NZ v Eng) were discussing whether or not it's okay for a grown adult to drink milk as a beverage.
>>64506374
>most conversation was cricket related.
That India/Pakistan matchthread was filled with some Indian expat in Canada posting pictures of pigs and calling them white people
>>64506385
i'm so glad i live in the western cape. haven't seen a houtkop is ages.
>>64506392
Shit bait.
>>64506392
I assume that's the joke.
>no Australians allowed!! XDXD
Otherwise, if he's doing it with a straight face, there is some MAJOR inferiority complex at play.
>lel
>>64506383
>no Smith's 199
>no Sangakkara's 203
>no Warner's 253
>>64506396
Redpill me on Orania.
congradgelation englaroos
>>64506404
>redpill me
End your pathetic life
>>64506344
Fuck up statscunt. it isn't funny
If repeating digits South Africa will lead in the first innings
>>64506403
>no Smith's 199
fuck off m8 if we're going to including ANYTHING against WI it'll be Voges on debut but even that is a massive push
>no Sangakkara's 203
Yeah that is missing desu
>no Warner's 253
Sorry, I don't rate first innings flat track home ground double hundreds against shit bowling attacks
>>64506396
Why the fuck can't we have a qt flag like South Africa's? ;__;
>Choke Africa in charge of scoring more than 214
Are we, dare I say it, no longer homebabbies?
good knock by elgar
>>64506422
>tfw no qt meme triangles flag
I'm literally so conflicted as to what to vote in the second referendum. Both flags are identical and shit.
>>64506424
No m8 SA have just been ruthlessly exposed.
>>64506423
>losing an ODI by 214 runs.
http://indianexpress.com/article/sports/cricket/live-cricket-score-india-vs-south-africa-5th-odi-mumbai/
>>64506394
>were discussing whether or not it's okay for a grown adult to drink milk as a beverage.
one of the many memes I have pioneered
>>64506424
>"Englishmen" doing well in SA
>not homebabbies
>>64506414
He was obviously using that phrase ironically
>>64506421
>it's with a straight face
KEKEKEKEKEEEEEEEEEEEEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE
EKEKEKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE
EKEKKEKEKEKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Seek help my friend.
>>64506437
3-0
>>64506422
red peak
>>64506438
The thread was literally like
>i'm drinking milk right now
>BSA (who lives in a country without beautiful fresh milk): wtf you drink milk that's gross
Then the entire thread erupted. NO ONE fucking "pioneered" it, you dolt.
>>64506421
I feel like if we can r8 Bread's 8-15 on a greentop, we should be able to r8 Warner's innings just for how flawless it was. I mean if you can include Taylor's 290 you should at least consider Warner
>>64506424
b-but you are in home conditions
>>64506437
3-0
Trailing by 89
>>64506414
>LE FUG LE /BOL/ XDXD
>>64506446
fuck off Zhang
>>64506396
Well I live in Cape Town but I dismiss these coons on a daily basis as a labour consultant.
If you live up the west coast those fishermen hotnots are just as useless, those Saldanhabaai idiots is te sleg om asem te haal. They complain about a project getting stalled and them not being able to work for 5 months and then when it starts and the PM wants them to work since overtime they strike...
>>64506438
>taking pride in being an autist
>>64506449
Nah Taylor's is above because his team were under pressure and they had choked in near identical circumstances in the previous test. It was still a road double and he was under zero pressure most of the time thanks to Kane.
I do agree with you on Broad's spell though, that was far more an Australian failure than a brilliant bowling performance. It was literally no different to any other opening spell he bowled in that series in terms of lengths.
BUT I'd still probably call it bowling spell of the year simply because nothing else springs to mind as being that destructive.
>>64506439
Ben Stokes isn't South African
>>64506468
I'm convinced this is bait, now.
If so, it's very good bait.
>>64506467
I'd rather be autistic than an Indian
>>64506467
>paying attention to any australian post that has pioneered or RANDOM CAPITALISED WORDS in it
>>64506447
I meant the /milk/ discussion during the CWC, not in that thread specific. I "started" it by posting a picture of my coffee milk while I was watching one of the Windies games.
I was saying that tongue in cheek anyway. No need to get serious about it statscunt.
Remember the Zinger Pie lads?
>>64506479
I started the "I pioneered this meme" meme, btw
>>64506480
>no line break before the greentext
>"dolt"
know your statscuntposts
>>64506485
No, no we don't you fat piece of shit
>>64506480
Literally get fucked m8 the entirety of /milk/ discussion STARTED with the thread that dissolved into ruthless milkposting. If you are claiming to have """"pioneered""" it AFTER it had become an official /cric/ meme then you are literally delusional.
>>64506473
>LE DIS IS LE B8 XDXD
>Better fucking reply to every single post just to let him know he hasn't baited me xdxd
People like YOU should just fucking kill yourselves.
YOU are literally the only one dumb enough to even reply.
>>64506480
But what would be wrong with drinking milk?
>>64506487
You may have started it but I pioneered it.
>>64506454
I was still expecting some huge mental collapse at some stage due to being drubbed in Pakistan.
>>64506479
Goabro?
I really don't rate Alex Hales as a batsman. Sure, on occasion he can come out and hit a brilliant innings at a blistering strike rate, but he throws his wicket away way too much. He has no control over his strokeplay and has poor patience. England have stuck with him for 24 one-dayers and he averages just 24. If this were the case for any other batsman he would be dropped, the only reason he's still there is because of "muh aggressive opener".
Its complete bullshit that a man that averages 38 in first class cricket be representing England at test level, especially when it has been proved again and again that he is incapable of dealing with cricket at international level. Drop Hales, bring in Ballance (who never should have been dropped in the first place) and use Compton as an opener. Its as simple as that.
>>64506487
I was the one who coined it.
>>64506498
Right?
>>64506497
>LE DIS IS LE SHITPOST XDDXD
>Better fucking reply to every single post just to let him know how much of a shitposter he is XD XD
YOU are literally the only one dumb enough to even reply.
>>64506438
>>64506480
Thank you for confirming yourself as being a relative freshie, redditgoose.
Milk discussion in au/sp/ LITERALLY dates back to the 2012 Olympics.
If you mean milk in /cric/ threads, that dates back to late 2012, following on from the Olympics.
Kill yourself freshie.
>>64506487
I FUCKING STARTED THAT YOUR FUCKING DICKHEAD
I CAN'T EVEN TELL IF YOU GENUINELY BELIEVE YOU STARTED IT, OR IF YOU ARE TRY ING TO MAKE ME MAD
I FUCKING STARTED IT TO DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN MEMES I CREATED AND MEMES I POPULARISED
Who can stop us?
>>64506504
stop talking about cricket you nerd
>>64506511
This desu. Farmers Union is staple /cric/ discussion topic.
>>64506479
absolutely textbook case here >>64506497
http://www.icc-cricket.com/videos/media/id/5956/round-the-wicket-sarah-taylor
This chick is weirdly hot at times but an absolute ogre at others, what does /cric/ think of her?
>>64506485
Yeah lad
>>64506516
see >>64506511
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/24112529/#24114957
Freshies EXPOSED
I eagerly await your damage control.
>>64506504
Cook and Compton opener would bat the whole 5 days. I'd really like to see Ballance or even give Lyth another chance, I'm not really sure if anyone other than the selectors rates Hales.
>>64506502
Is Goa the /gong/ of India?
>>64506502
Nah, goabro is MIA
probably getting wasted at all the parties this time of the year ;_;
>>64506504
I'm not sure whether this is a genuine post or a reddit/cricinfo comment.
Nevertheless I agree. Hales doesn't even open for his county.
>>64506504
Most like Alex Fails
>>64506525
Nice job reading, you fucking retarded virgin.
I claimed to have started the 'pioneering memes' meme, which I did, and it was only in 2015.
Fucking kill yourself casual.
>>64506504
He's averaged like 50 over the last two years in FC cricket. Hales has earned a chance.
>>64506504
Is this taken directly from reddit?
It's their typical style of "meaningless buzzwords and intangibles coupled with stats pulled straight off cricinfo".
>>64506529
Hey why do you and the pakis hate each other so much?
>>64506530
It's definitely a Redditpost you SEETHING freshcunt.
>>64506504
I agree with most of this but he has averaged 50 in the last year or so.
The problem with having a top order that is Cook, Compton, Ballance is that you have three super slow scoring autists in a row. Imagine you get a good pitch and bat first on it with that lineup. They physically cannot score fast and will fuck around in good batting conditions until the pitch deteriorates. You've got to have at least one moderate attacking player in your top three, but I feel Hales may be too attacking.
>>64506537
because they call them pakis.
>>64506533
Matt was coining memes before pioneering memes was even a """""thing"""""
>>64506525
>convict, zerogoose and pwstar posting in the same thread
better times
>>64506539
It's objectively correct though, apart from the bit about Ballance.
Ballance is LITERALLY worse than Hales at playing short bowling.
I got permabanned, appealed it and was successful.
So glad to be back with my /cric/ bros
>>64506493
you must be the 18 year old
>>64506547
The Golden Age of /cric/.
>>64506549
mods plz ban
>>64506548
I didn't even read it desu, there were too many words and many of them had far too many syllables so I automatically filtered it in my mind that it was Reddit.
>>64506547
>>64506553
>all the decent trips have left us
>its only shitposting freshcunt autists that remin
>>64506549
>not having a dynamic IP
>>64506537
I don't desu
but it's mostly because of propaganda and brainwashing
along with state sponsored terrorist attacks and secessionist movements of course
>>64506544
And you still don't even understand.
You just spout "le matt xdxd" in a desperate attempt to hide how new you are.
I specifically coined the phrase "pioneering memes" in order to differentiate between 100% original memes, and memes that I merely popularised.
Before I did this, a phrase did not exist to describe this phenomenon.
Kill yourself, newcunt.
>>64506525
king sling bringing home the gold <3
>>64506561
>the only trip left is fucking Reality Check
>>64506560
It sounded a lot like Reddit but the "muh aggressive batsman" bit makes me think it's OC.
Reads a lot like a krazykrezja post.
>>64506528
If it's a place where everyone is drunk 24x7 and work only for 4 hours a day then yes.
>>64506544
This is some top tier damage control and deflection right here.
You literally got BTFO and attempted to change the discussion hoping no one would notice.
>>64506573
It literally is, kek.
>>64506571
RC is fucking gold m8, what are you talking about
>>64506564
>>64506576
samefag
Just because a post is ""correct"" doesn't mean it's not reddit.
A reddit post is characterized by taking many paragraphs to explain something that should be simple. Filling a post with SOME facts or statements that are correct, and padding the rest of it with meaningless buzzwords and stats you've pulled """""""""off the top of your head"""""""""" to make yourself appear more intelligent and knowledgeable on the matter than you actually are.
>>64506549
fun fact: poot permabanned the name Reality Check and based hiko repealed it.
>>64506535
>>64506530
why am I accused of being from reddit because I make a post actually relating to cricket instead of insistent funposting???
>>64506548
The best spell in the recent ashes series was Ballance's 50, where he saw off a brutal spell from Johnson. Also, don't forget he averages 47 from 15 tests, he was dropped much too hastily in my opinion
>>64506540
Jason Roy would be better than Hales, Joe Root has the ability to really attack as he showed against Australia, with Bairstow and Stokes England have all the hard hitters lower down the order, they don't need hard-hitters as much as everyone says, a team that scores slowly can still be successful
>>64506561
>decent trips
High kek
4chan nostalgia is real. They were terrible, they're just marginally better than the anons we have today
>>64506587
>get comprehensively PTFO
>immediately change subject to some inane bullshit like LE SAMEFUGG XDXD
KEK, every time.
I'll take this as a concession of defeat from you.
Cheers.
Words that should be banned from /cric/:
poo
freshcunt
seething
literally
furious
lads
LE FUGG
kek
mumbai police now have twitter indiabros
feel free to report any emergencies directly on twitter
>>64506600
>why can't /cric/ be like my hugbox r/cricket :(((
>>64506588
>knowing what a reddit post even looks like.
Just kidding, at least you guys get celebs.
>>64506597
>trips
>EVER better than Based Anons
Kek.
KEK.
>>64506596
>multi-replying
Would have been crucified for this 3 years ago.
new /cric/ everyone
>>64506600
literally seething furious statspoo here lads
>>64506600
Add Daniel to the list.
>>64506606
Yes I used to browse reddit simultaneously with 4chan, so I know how people over there post. It's the main reason I stopped going there.
I've still been HERE since 2010.
>>64506611
I literally pioneered the anti multi-replying meme
>>64506608
trip culture was different pre-flag tbf
>>64506608
>this entire post
new /cric/ everyone
>>64506611
multi-replying was only crucified when it was a trip of pseudo-trip doing it
I agree it's cancerous even with an anon doing it
>>64506615
2010 was a good year.
>>64506619
could say the same thing about literally anything on /sp/
>>64506618
I encouraged it blindly. I don't regret it
>>64506596
>he averages 47 from 15 tests
Yeah, against fucking Indian and Sri Lankan bowlers. His back foot trigger movement got completely exposed against left arm bowlers. He has no real defence to short pitched bowling apart from to just wear a few on his arms and shoulders. Given what Johnson was doing on a slow pitch Morkel would literally kill him.
>Roy
fucking lmao. He's not a test player and nowhere near selection.
>>64506633
Flags killed /sp/
>>64506636
>Roy
>Not ready for test cricket
>Not exactly the same as Hales
>>64506638
funny way to spell generals.
>discussion turns to old /sp/
>freshcunts start pretending they aren't furious as fuck that they can't reminisce about the good old days
KEK, every time
>>64506572
>Reads a lot like a krazykrezja post.
I agree with most of it. If anything I'd have been harsher. I simply don't think Hales has the talent or technique for Test cricket. He is a very poor mans Aaron Finch.
But England are obsessed with finding an "English David Warner" which is why he is playing.
>>64506597
It's only a matter of time b4 RC vocaroos 'time of our life' like that anon from /tv/.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1B2bcAwpOE
this is how Souths players dressed at Sam Burgess's recent wedding
>>64506596
>Jason Roy would be better than Hales
kek
KEK
>want to stay up and catch the rest of this match
>friend texts me asking to hang out tomorrow
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK OOOOFFFFFFFFF
>>64506649
>discussion turns to old sp
>"oldfags" start associating forum discussion with a time they were still in highschool and their lives wern't about to become complete shit
every time.
>>64506666
I literally have wageslavery tomorrow.
>>64506657
Precisely, England don't need an aggressive opener, they need a level headed man who can get them through patches of good bowling. That is why Compton is your man. Stop the obsession with "muh modern batsman" crap, sure its applicable to shorter form cricket, but the day test cricket becomes the realm of meme shots is the day I commit suicide
>>64506671
I was in uni desu.
>>64506671
>RC exposing himself as a 2013 freshcunt
every time
>>64506136
>beautiful
>>64506680
This is why I think Cook deserves a lot more respect from /cric/.
I imagine a lot of the >LE U GUDVE BLOGGED IT XDXD is done ironically, but Cook knows what his role is and does it very well. It's refreshing to see an old-school test opener being (relatively) successful than the meme aggression >take the fight to the bowlers XDXD openers that every country is pumping out these days.
>>64506686
negative. I was on here long before that and participated in AFL threads dating back to 2010.
>>64506670
Please post in the designated shitposting thread here >>64293194
Cheers
>>64506136
Too bad she's a coalburner
>>64506680
>That is why Compton is your man
agreed
Then just bump everyone else up the order with Root 3, Manlet 4 etc and bring Buttler (who I do rate highly) back as a keeper
>but the day test cricket becomes the realm of meme shots is the day I commit suicide
>Glenn Maxwell has batted at 3 for Australia
better get that noose ready lad
>>64506518
Leave England to me
>>64506674
iktf
Bread is going to retire ABDV this series.
>that nz sl odi
kek
>>64506694
This is why I think Burns deserves a lot more respect from /cric/.
I imagine a lot of the >LE MURSH IS LE BETTA XDXD is done ironically, but Burns knows what his role is and does it very well. It's refreshing to see an old-school test opener being (relatively) successful than the meme aggression >take the fight to the bowlers XDXD openers that every country is pumping out these days.
>>64506695
If you are so devoted to the idea of tripfagging, why did it take you until 2013 to get a trip?
>>64506670
Based Jew
>>64506670
watch our sport,
it has memes galore.
>>64506671
Honestly the amount of people who view old 4chan with rose tinted glasses is insane.
It happens on every fucking board. /tv/ has started reminiscing about being overrun with tripfag pedos and being spammed by abatap
>>64506706
username?
>>64506698
Maxwell was dropped after something like two tests. But Buttler is shit tier, he's another meme player except he tries to curb that for test cricket and fails miserably. Stick with Bairstow, he's been playing brilliantly in county cricket and deserves the second chance he's been given, plus he's a Yorkshireman which is always an added bonus.
>>64506706
Cook has a very solid and proven technique, and has had proven success as a world class opener.
Burns has had none of those things.
I hope your post was just tongue-in-cheek and you weren't actually thinking it was some eye-opening statement to compare my post with the assessment of Burns.
>>64506719
3+ years of incessant baneposting will do that to a """poomunity"""
>>64506670
this makes my donger dramatically expand
>>64506719
neo-/tv/ is by far the worst fucking board on the site
I once went to the catalog and ctrl+f'd "reddit" and got 15 results. There are freshcunts that actually take the flicks vs films vs movies shitposting seriously.
>>64506724
Butter should meme for England in test cricket, forget about trying to be a test player, just play his natural game.Would be far more useful than his current self.
Who's ending themselves in 2016?
>>64506710
I didn't post here that often as I was younger and had way too much going on in my life. It was after spending more time here I realised I needed ro take a stand and dare to don the trip against idiotic anons. This happened one fateful day when in 2012 when arguing with some pleb on /tv/.
>>64506735
It's been great since Star Wars came out desu
>>64506747
Hashim Amla.
>>64506747
what's the matter honey?
>>64506724
you're outing yourself as a casual tbqh
Bitchstow is a good batsman but a trash wicketkeeper. How many times does he have to prove this?
Buttler SHOULD meme for England. Unironically try do for Englel what Gilly did for Aus
Hello /cric/, sorry I woke up late.
Did I miss any spicy memes? Looking forward to watching some comfy Cook and the lads putting on 400.
Not today Steyn.
>>64506747
Pootistic Shitspouter, he is literally on red alert pooicide watch. And that's if he even makes it to 2016.
>>64506735
at least /tv/ has a growing number of posters and page 0 will actually have different threads on it if you refresh it
fucking /sp/ just has the exact same generals no matter what time you look
>>64506719
/sp/ has been in a stagnant and pretty similar state for over 3 years.
The "old" days that most people on /sp/ refer to is pre-Olympics, as that is when the flags were turned on and many, many people migrated here and stayed. It's also when moderation increased significantly and any off-topic threads were trashed immediately, while generals started to thrive.
It's not a rose-tinted arbitrary "back in the day" thing, there is a literal exact point in time where /sp/ changed for the worse.
Why does Jos Buttler have to spell his first name like a mong?
>>64506748
>don the trip
every time
>>64506748
The hero /cric/ deserves but not the one it needs.
>>64506767
SEETHING freshcunts prefer the safe confines of the catalog, staying within the hugbox poomunities they inhabit.
>>64506768
I think the real death was the arrival of the nazi mods.You don't want pure anarchy but nothing's wrong with a couple of power rankings every now and then.A /sp/ staple.
>>64506762
Wicketkeepers are just memes. My keeper in Sutherland B6 cricket drops everything and we still win every game. Bairstow is a based Yorkshireman, leave him alone
based RC
sydney thunder official victory theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRyKCJUXehM
>>64506748
so your life sucks?
>>64506774
You're being very ungrateful ƒam
>>64506790
THANK YOU BASED JEW MAN
>>64506768
>mfw moot DIDN'T turn flags off after the Olympics
>>64506780
so you're trying to steal daniels gimmick aswell?
>>64506795
Daniel's gimmick? I don't even browse this shithole usually, I'm an /out/ man who enjoys cricket and only browse when South Africa are playing (the glorious homeland).
>>64506786
well yeah at the moment it's not great. I owe a shitload of money to the Australian government and don't know if I will see my Angel again. Still I'm tipping my life is objectively better than anyone else here.
>>64506793
except he did but then when a handful of new posters kicked up a fuss he turned them back on almost immediately
>>64506790
That bitch is qt as fuck, we gas you last
>>64506808
Your angel?
Fuck off and stay out of my country you Indonesian piece of shit.
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
>>64506790
Pornstars must have such low self esteem.
>>64506793
Oh no, he did. Literally for about 30 minutes.
I remember it like it was yesterday. Flags went off without warning, and there was a fucking UPROAR from /sp/ over it. All of the freshies who felt like special snowflakes now that they had formed little cliques (Australians included) were furious and spammed the front page, as well as other boards, demanding we get them back.
Some people realized that there was literally no purpose having the flags after the Olympics aside from subreddit-tier circlejerking, but sadly the VAST majority cried to get flags back, and moot quickly gave them back.
Funny thing is, a lot of these same childish fuckwits were the ones who started complaining when /sp/ went to shit not long after.
>>64506790
Who is this seem deem?
>tfw Flintoff starts banepsoting irl
>>64506812
I don't remember the flags ever being turned off since they were introduced.
>>64506822
it was a few hours at most
Flags have LITERALLY improved /sp/ and /pol/ tenfold
The new memes have been great
>>64506824
please for the love of God, where can I watch this video?
>>64506822
They were, can't remember the exact day but it was less than a week after the Olympics ended, and as I said, it was only for a very short amount of time.
>>64506824
how can men possibly compete?
>>64506831
shes faking it
>>64506808
>I'm tipping my life is objectively better than anyone else here.
in a "close" one?
>>64506831
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>64506830
The memes have been fucking lazy and have caused uncreative and unoriginal idiots like yourself to consider yourselves comedic geniuses by reciting the same tired memes based on a poster's flag.
>English flag? ENGLAND IS LIKE PAGISTAN XD HAHA OK MUHAMMAD HOW IS SHARIA LAW?? :DDDD
>American flag? HAHA AMERICAN FAT FUCK HAHA CLAPCLAPCLAP AMERICLAP LMAOOO :DDDDDDDD
>Indian flag? HAHAH LE POOOOO IN LE LOOOOOOOO PAJEET XDDDDDX :DDDDDDD XDXDXD
>Australian flag? HAHHAH LE U ARE LE CONVICT XDXDXDXD :DDDDD LMAO EMU WAR XDD :DDD
>>64506824
is that the set of Starship Troopers?
>Steyn bowling 125
Southee > Steyn
>>64506836
kek
>>64506830
This. Flags should be on every board for statistical interest.
Trips should also get a right to have an avatar and sig. Also an app for notifications when someone replies to your posts.
>>64506856
at this point Southee literally is better than Steyn
this is just sad
Brett Lee was still bowling 145 when he was 37. CumSteyn on suicide watch.
>>64506747
I can't promise I'll last until 2016.
>muh pace
you retards could be selectors for australia
Durban looks comfy as fuck.Is the tension in SA really that bad?
>>64506867
suck a banana, Peter
>>64506875
durban is black, but the south of it is quite nice.
pic related.
>>64506881
Is Cape Town the only "white" city?
this is going to be the worst summer of cricket in recent memory desu
>>64506859
Also keep a post count
n-not like I care about b-big bash anyway.
>>64506881
Are you going to get out? I've read your shithole is going to absolute poo, even by African "standards"
>>64506888
pretty much. pretoria is quite white as well.
>Steyn grabbing his shoulder
It's fucking finished.
>>64506888
Pretoria is whiter than CT I think, 52%
>>64506896
kys croweater
>LE GO OFF INJURED WHEN YOUR TEAM IS LOSING MAN
Southee > Steyn
>>64506896
Simmons is a fucking grade-tier meme, he needs to be dropped
>>64506897
i wish i could. i have nothing holding me here except arrogant pride.
>>64506907
but I have so much to live for...
Mel is frothing at the gash. You just KNOW
>ABDV retiring
>Steyn retiring
>Philander going the same way
>Morklel and Abbott to lead the bowling attack
>Amla on the slide
Is South African cricket, dare I say it, finished?
Lads, I need a new game to play. Give me some suggestions.
>Cook has significantly higher strike rate than Hales
>>64506925
cuckiel BTFO
Anyone got a good stream or where to find one for the eng saf game?
A lovely britbro gave me one yesterday and now I'm a bit cheesed off with my 5 pixel freezing shit stream now.
>>64506923
After seeing how good athletic, aesthetic Freddie is with the kids, she basically needed to change her gush pad.
>>64506926
South Africa is literally going to be the new Windies
>>64506928
What platform?
Night lads, God bless
>>64506936
literally reddit for streams
https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/wiki/livestreams
>South Africa falls behind in the game
>Steyn conveniently gets injured every single time
Why is he so mentally weak lads?
>>64506936
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/eQ2cPQkY78j same one m8
>all these people going on about England being South African
That's not been the case for a long time, we have one South African-born in the current playing team (Compton) who literally is having his first games in ages
>>64506914
I left South Africa when I was 14 back in 2010, things were pretty bad when I left, so much so that my Afrikaner family with hundreds of years of South African roots decided to up and leave. Whats there for you? There's plenty of us here in Australia, so much so that we have gatherings of just Afrikaners, for example; Christmas. I even play in a cricket team composed entirely of South Africans. You'll be much happier elsewhere
>>64506941
I remember when Freddie was on sporting themed panel show on Sky called "League of their Own".The married sket that used to sit next to him, Georgie Thompson, was always all over him.
>>64506965
Reminder that South African whites are literally refugees and no different than your average Syrian.
>>64506965
i'd rather go to new zealand, i think i have more in common with them. i've thought about it many times.
>>64506946
PC. Looking to buy some shit during the steam sales.
>>64506944
NZ is going to be the new poopeelia
>chef
stove wins
Chef gone.Not going to have a great series, is he?
Cook is so cautious with his reviews now.
Bit him in the ass yesterday tbqh
BASED
STOVE ON RECORD WATCH
GET FUCKED COCK
>>64506978
Unless you can bowl 145 kmh fuck off
>>64506964
>stream goes out MINUTES after you posted it here
Good job dickhead, you ratted it out to the cop in this thread
Who is this chimp and why can he only get an LBW first over then do nothing?
>>64506964
Cheers pal. It's freezing a bit today, must be my laptop.
>>64506978
I'd tend to agree with this, the only reason we moved here to Australia was because we already had family here. The South island is pretty cosy, I have some family in a place called Prebbleton near Christchurch, the countryside around there reminded me of that around Cape Town. But honestly, there is nothing for you over there, why not leave South Africa and remember it for what it was before it gets any worse?
Lads I want to become a pro athlete.
What should I train in? League of Legends or DOTA?
>>64507003
Something like that happened yesterday too and it was back in like 5 mins, was on all day
>>64507009
Darts.
>>64507009
are you a NEET?
>>64506978
>i think i have more in common with them
do you have a raging inferiority complex? Are you a mental manlet?
Elsewise there is little difference between Australians and Kiwis
>>64507008
see >>64506997
Take a hint Joost, unless you're a good bowler OUT OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64507009
sc2
>>64507011
Not knocking you lad, but has the sound gone on yours too now?
Nothing ever goes right for me, gunna chuck myself off a cliff lads.
>>64507009
You need to go to Sweden and become one of their many assburgers players, they can literally live alone on nothing but neetbux
>>64507008
>>64507018
rugby and farming mostly.
>>64507017
No, I have 2 jobs and also study.
>>64507015
I'm actually pretty good at darts and I'm young.
>>64507024
>sweden
no thanks
>>64507023
Yes, this also happened yesterday at one point. The guy restarted it fairly soon after
>>64506967
/int/ is literally freshcunt central
>>64507028
>No, I have 2 jobs and also study.
KEK, you haven't even started your real job yet and your other "job" is helping your mum out in her kitchen. Stop making yourself sound more accomplished than you are.
>>64507023
Just pay the tenner for now tv for a week I know you have Christmas cash lying around doing fuck all.
>>64507028
I just bought a dart board the other day and have been unironically practicing for hours.Hoping to get on the local scene and take it from there.
>>64507032
How is part time jobs and studying accomplished?
Rate my meme lads
>>64507027
firstly, Australia is actually per capita a bigger farming country than NZ, secondly, the Peewis are only interested in islanders for their Poonion team.
And shouldn't you stop supporting Thugby Yawnion or are you just naturally attracted to things that were once great and are now dying a slow miserable death?
>>64507035
Nah mate, I'm studying in Germany now for my masters because it's free and only took 1.5k, got like £500 left and need to pay rent and that and still don't have a job. If I don't find one by march I'm going to have to come back to England with my tail between my legs.
>>64507029
Send him a message on bebo and send him the love, maybe he'll fix it then.
>>64507039
Yeah man, those guys on the top circuit make legit dough. It's actually crazy. I think a big part of it is staying away from alcohol because I know that drinking is the culture around a lot of events, drinking too much will destroy your ability to play over time. I think Phil Taylor said that his secret is eating healthy and drinking a green smoothie every morning.
me and a mate are going to steal shit from unlocked cars tonight any tips?
Is it bad I'd love to see Mel Anal prolapse?
>>64507060
who is Mel Anal?
>>64507056
Wear a hoodie.
Don't be fat.
>>64507055
yeah phil taylor really looks like he eats healthy
>>64507055
The PDC offers big money, even their lower key tournaments hand out around £200k to the winner(although good luck winning anything with MVG on the scene).But you need a crazy average just to win a match on that circuit, the BDO is more forgiving and basically where everyone starts out.
>>64507071
He looks like a guy who basically lived on beers and pub food in his 20's and 30's but now that he's rich he's cleaned up a bit so he can keep playing.
>>64507056
Go up to the biggest black guy in the prison you'll wind up in and punch him as hard as you can to assert dominance in the jail and everyone will respect you.
>>64507044
Not bad, has potential
The South African slags are out.
>>64507056
Not really. You sound like a pretty big cunt
>>64507056
If you have an apartment building near buy with those small smooth white rocks grab a handful
They will go straight through a car window without making a sound
Also, look for cars with navman holders and check the gloveboxes. You should be able to offload those for $50 at least easily if you know a guy (which you should if you are doing this)
HALES GOD MODE
Why are the poms batting so slow?
Just dropped my phone and now the screen isn't showing anything.
Will Hales get a cheeky triple century?
>>64507130
Have you tried turning it off and turning it on
>>64507141
I understood this reference
BRITISH COLONIES OFFICIAL POWER RANKINGS:
1. USA
2. Hong Kong
3. Canada
4. New Zealand
5. Malta
6. Cyprus
7. Malaysia
8. Australia
9. Singapore
10. South Africa
101. Trindad and Tobago
9001. Pakistan, India et al.
>>64507134
Will Hales is the Senior Vice President, Commercial Banking, IBERIABANK
Greater New Orleans Area, mate
>>64507157
have a (you) lad
>>64507157
>South Africa any different from India
>>64507157
> Malaysia
o, come on
@64507157
you're not getting my (you) for that
>>64507162
At least the South African rapists smell better
>that short leg diving out of the way like a pussy instead of blocking that sweep shot for his country
disgusting
>>64507165
and statscunt was saying it is us who is poorious and poobsessed
top fucking kek
>>64507101
Being a cameraman at events like these and the footy world cup and scoping out bit titted slags must be a great job.
>Hales going meme batting mode again
>>64507180
obligatory weebum
OFFICIAL FORMER EMPIRE/FORMER GLOBAL SUPERPOWER POWER RANKINGS
1. Rome
.
.
.
.
90000000000000000001.Britain
>>64507165
Why should you be 7th on my list? Malaysians are friendly people from my experience.
>>64507162
There are enough whites there to make it better than India, and they don't treat rivers like communal toilets, baths, funeral services etc.
Australia is dragged down by abos and criminal past.
>>64507201
>South African whites
>better
OFFICIAL BEST COUNTRIES IN EUROPE POWER RANKINGS
1. Switzerland
2. Norway
3. Italy
.
.
.
37. Estonia
38. Greece
39. Andorra
40. England
41. Portugal
.
.
9001. France
>>64507193
>new zealand in 2016 not listed
>>64507215
/pol/ memes: the power rankings
>>64507215
Official list of people who haven't traveled further than Kuta Beach.
1. (You)
>>64507228
misiing RC tbqh
That was a McCucklum tier review.
>i stay up all night watching third worlders playing paki paddle on the advertising box
Hey everyone, with all this talk of statscunt I feel I should inform you I have a degree in statistics and work in the field.
>>64507223
>>64507228
thanks for the easy (you)s lads
>Fuck up with a desperate review
>Steyn leaves the field again
>>64507256
>i was only pretending
>>64507215
What's so great about Andorra? It's just a tiny little cunt probably smaller than most metro cities.
>>64507255
chinks work in the fields too but they didn't need a degree for it
NON TROLLING COMMONWEALTH BRO COUNTRIES RANKING
1. Australia
2. New Zealand
3. Canada
4. Malta
5. Jamaica
6. Cyprus
7. Fiji
8. Bahamas
9. Samoa
10. Trinidad and Tobago.
501. India
9001. Africa and Middle East
>>64507255
Your post is completely irrelevant, statscunt just looks up cricinfo, he doesn't actually know anything about statistics, he isn't smart enough for that.
Please stay on topic, or else statscunt will have another fit.
>>64506762
Confirmed, I spoke to Farbrace before he got into the the England setup and he said he couldn't understand why they where pushing da bear as a keeper, Yorkshire has better keepers than him
>>64507285
have a (You), lad, you earned it innit.
>>64507289
statscunt doesn't put anymore you freshcunt
>>64507285
Never been there, but from the Maltese I've met, it seems like a cunt breeding island. Literally worse wogs than Greece.
I want out of the commonwealth, what's the point of it except playing one irrelevant sport event every few years.
Murrica did good. Speaking of which where did all the BSA fuck off to?
>>64507289
>Please stay on topic, or else statscunt will have another fit.
>this "person"
>this post
kill yourself NEETistic Bitchspouter
YOU were LITERALLY sperging out during the RWC whenever BIG STRONG /nrl/ derailed your shitty "threads" and ruined your precious /poog/
>>64507296
I've only met a few women from there and they're hot. You automatically go high on the list if you're European when ranking next to blacks and pakis pal.
They're higher than Cyprus because of all the Turks there.
>>64507301
KEK u know nothing about me.
>>64507303
Fuck, Ebola ridden Sierra Leone is better than Cyprus.
That's why we send our upper-class twits there.
Pootistic Shitspouter on pooicide watch
>>64507311
nah I literally just hit the nail on the head. YOU have been exposed, NEETistic Bitchspouter
You were UNIRONICALLY frothing at the mouth when your Poonion threads were ruined by Big Strong au/sp/
Now you're stranded in here as a refugee because your pathetic /poog/ has finally pooicided
COLLAPSE
Its gotten to the point where you can have better sports discussion on /int/ than /sp/.
Fucking autists and their social club
Lel, RC's narrative is so shattered that he's taken refuge in Daniel's thread
>>64507346
>LE FUG SFEP PPEEE XD XD XDXD
>>64507353
Good work anon, you like a tumor are contributing to the cancer
I can't be arsed doing any more power rankings, can I just have your (Yous) anyway?
>>64507325
This.
It was fucking pathetic seeing how fucking FURIOUS he got every time we danielposted in there when he spent the WHOLE ASHES revealing more and more of Daniel's life.
I mean, even the other /rug/ poster was laughing at him. I'm surprised he hasn't knitted his socks already.
>>64507349
Give up m8, your jealousy will be your ruination
@64507361
NO
NEETistic Bitchspouter on suicide watch
>>64506975
KEK, which one of you spergs was this?
>p-p-p-pls join in on our memes mr big strong european
>>64507360
Learn to write in complete grammatical sentences, then you can talk down to people with confidence.
>>64506699
Kek
I hope Root gets a century.
>LELGAR
>>64507367
This guy is clearly a parody of himself.
Sounds just like Jay off the Inbetweeners.
"SA has such safe hands in the slips"
Next ball drops easiest catch of 2015 kek
They do it again.
The absolute madmen,
>LELGAR
>>64507377
freshcunt detected
Dropped like season 2 of The Walking Dead.
>>64507406
Pardon the pun, but just how shit is it in India to live?
I'd like to visit one time to play cricket there, but I'm scared I'd get some diseases.
>top run scorer of 2015 barring a joe root 160 (not on)
feels good man
>Blockton busting out a reverse sweep
this man is a literal meme
>>64507421
You should try to play Ranji Trophy.Would that be the first instance of a Brit playing first-class cricket in India?
>>64507421
When I went a couple of years ago I had to have almost half of all the shots that our doctor's office had...
>synced Guerrilla Cricket and my stream perfectly
AB deLELEirs
Another one.
>>64507429
>not realising top average is the best measure of a batsman's talent
>mfw Bane crushes all, and would have topped that list too if AUS-jew and ENG-jew gave us more tests
Kane would have caught that
Even Bairstow wouldn't have dropped that
>>64507452
>tfw leading international run scorer of 2015
>tfw 3rd most runs ever in a year
CAN'T DROP THE COMP
CAN'T DROP THE COMP
CAN'T DROP THE COMP
CAN'T DROP THE COMP
CAN'T DROP THE COMP
kek >we literally can't lose this now. cap this
>>64507452
where in that post did i say stove was better than williamson statscunt you autistic fuck i just said he scored more runs in the year even though obviously kane's average is thirty runs higher and steve's batting looks like dogshit in comparison
>>64507429
Doesn't Cook have the most runs so far, or did Smith get some more runs today?
>>64507450
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K23_vkcsncA
and another one.
>>64507421
It's actually great, but you will get sick, guaranteed. I've only been up in the north too, I imagine visiting tropical south is literally asking for hospitalisation. Nepal is also brilliant, post quake, I'm not sure.
>>64507402
Spot on
>>64507470
His snapchat is off the charts tbqh
>>64507470
Smith passed cook on Boxing day, and got another 70no today.
>>64507473
The local Nepalese food joint is dank at.
>>64507367
Please post the one where he PTFOs Ponting
>>64507478
Smith deserves no1 batsman
>>64507485
t. Slats
Graemme smith had aged well good god
>>64507360
who gives a fuck u cancerous faggot
>>64507475
You seen the one of him having sex?
YEW LOYUL, YUH DAH GRAYTUST, YEW A JEENUSH
And another pump, and another thurst.
Do Poo Peeland just take out their frustrations on Sri Lanka at home? Didn't they play them last year at home?
That is one of the single biggest demolitions I've seen of a team, that game.
>>64507478
SMITHS PASSED A COCK ON BOXING DAY
Pretty certain I have a virus lads, is there a free anti virus thingy I can use to get rid of it?
Willing to offer a rare pepe for the answer.
i don't even need to shop the hair lmao
>>64506120
Getting sick of these meme female cricketers in the OP lads.
Sort it out for next thread, a nice cute picture of Cook or Bread should do, thanks.
>>64507511
adw cleaner?
malwarebytes?
Your own fucking anti-virus?
>>64507511
malwarebytes lad
>>64507511
just download malwarebytes and the latest stinger, run em both and you should be right
>>64507530
i got you mate
>>64507534
this, run it every month. It's the next best option after common sense.
>>64507539
>>64507534
>>64507533
Thanks lads, it gets rid of 'em for free too? I remember I had it on my old laptop, but I thought it just found viruses.
>>64507530
Meet you half way m8
>>64507505
BASED
ELITE
HANDSOME
INTELLIGENT
RC
>>64507567
When I sell the screen treatment I'm finalizing about him for a cool $80,000 he's going to be furiously googling copyright law from that Bacchus Marsh basement. It will be glorious.
>best batsmen in the world
>too scared to open
Bradman, Lara, Tendulkar, Ponting, Williamson, Smith and Root are all overrated hacks.
>>64507567
Did you know that he was banned by moot himself but got the ban overturned by RC being so based.
So are South Africa finished as a Test nation lads?
Once again, why is the British media so negative?
They're going on saying we will be looking for another hundred runs. Nah fuck that we want at least 200. It's only day 3 and we have 8 wickets in hand.
It genuinely gets me when they say this negative shit, we would be doing well to defend 250 again.
>29 overs
>177 balls
>58 runs
>2 wickets
Nice """"sport"""" you got here lads
T20>ODI>Test
>tfw your mom finds your browsing history
>people thinking englel will win this
>>64507632
Root will score 150
NEW THREAD
>>64507636
>>64507636
>>64507636
>>64507636
>>64507620
It's literally 147-2 and SA are without their best bowler and they're still talking about a nervy situation. I'm not saying victory is guaranteed but this definitely isn't a nervy situation.
>>64507642
>4 posts early
Autism
>>64507623
I bet he's completed Donald Bradman cricket.
>>64507639
he is home babby: the batsman
>>64507650
kek
KEK
I'm saving this post so I can remind everybody when Root gets 150-200 here
>>64507598
Root did it for a bit my good chum
>>64507659
top kek
<50
Tfw you play for Joe roots old club
walkcunt on suicide watch.
walkcunt on suicide watch
