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Australia lead West Indies by 459 runs with 7 wickets remaining
England 303 & 58/2
South Africa 214
England lead by 147 runs with 8 wickets remaining
Thunder beat Strikers by 7 wickets
Next BBL game is Heat Vs Hurricanes
Finally not that stupid mug in the OP
Thank you
Statscunt on pooicide watch
>>64507636
1,3,2
>2 posts early
AUTISM
>>64507656
I'd rather go gay than African.
Got a email from Bunnings today
>>64507669
What about?
>>64507650
you mean steve smith
god a letter from the queen today lads
>>64507663
you'd rather go gay than breathe
>>64507650
kek
KEK
I'm saving this post so I can remind everybody when Root gets 150-200 here.
>>64507685
What about?
>>64507685
happy birthday lad
Got an e-mail from Cricket Australia today
>>64507646
>germany prefering niggers to white woemn
color me surprized
>>64507691
just turned 100 m8
>>64507698
thanks la
>>64507686
Honestly, is that attractive to you lad? Literally put it at about 3 or 4. I am not attracted to genuine blacks at all. Rihanna who people claim is some goddess is a 4/5.
African women have to go about naked with tea towels on their head just to get the men to fuck them. It's no surprise so many african men fuck farm animals instead of the women.
They need to put somebody in a Cherrypicker again
>>64507724
When's Skrewdriver touring again?
once again my tip was correct and no one screencapped it.
>>64507717
Didn't even know you get a letter for turning 100. Are you senile yet?
>>64507656
I agree
>>64507743
Just because I'm not pretending the black race is anywhere near as good as the white race doesn't mean I like rock music.
Reminder that Makhaya Ntini raped a woman.
England are looking comfy
>Tfw based Ali makes you want to convert to Islam
>>64507798
You sound jelly m8.
Unless she was white I dont think it was rape tbqh
>>64507753
obviously not you little shit
>Root
LEAVE STATPADDING UNDER NO PRESSURE TO ME
>>64507421
Stick to the city center when you are in any city. I've never been to Delhi or the North but here in Mumbai you'll find lots of euros and brits in the southern part of the town. If they can manage and have things to do here I'm sure you can too. I know a couple of euros and they seem to be enjoying their time and live like kings here.
>>64507473
Some of the best temples and medieval towns are in the south if you are into that kind of stuff.
>>64507778
How about Einstürzende Neubauten then, my scouser friend?
>>64507431
You now remember Vikram Solanki.
He played for Rajasthan, not sure if he was still a British citizen or Ranji allows people of Indian origin to play.
>>64507849
You mean >leave scoring 100 on the opening day of an ashes series after the team being 30/3 at a run a ball to me?
>>64507863
>scouser
Wat
>>64507873
I mean >leave inside edging my way to a memeing 100 after getting dropped off a sitter on 0 to me
What 3pm match are we watching today /cric/ before the lelsea v united game?
>>64507871
Hardly a British name though lad, is it?
>Mfw /Cric/ told me a couple years ago that Root was shit
>mfw he's GOAT And you were wrong again
>I enjoy the presence of the "Minutes" column on Cricket scorecards
ROCK N ROLL
UMPIRES CALL
UMPBALL FUCK OFF
Hahahaha get Rekt corrupt fucks
>UltraEdge strikes again
>>64507857
I met this curry who was telling me I must go visit Hydrabad as it is a nice beach town without all the indians on top of you.
I saw one episode of the Amazing race where the girls were on a train in india and they were groped by those savages. . .
I dont want to experience that - i just want to go and relax there and not be harassed by blind beggars from slumdog millionaire
>>64507881
Kek it's like you wherent watching the game
>leave random shitposting about a batter better than nz have ever produced to me
>>64507922
>wherent
Cook
Hales
Root
Taylor
Bairstow
Stokes
Ali
Woakes
Broad
Footitt
Anderson
Who could stop this side, realistically? Nobody imvho
>Hales will come good
>Poot should finally step up to 3, stop being a fanny it gives the order much more balance
>Bairstow is class, good enough to get in the side on his batting credentials alone
>No idea what Footitt has to do to get in the side. He even moved to Surrey to enhance his chances. le elusive left arm 90mph man
>>64507922
I love Root, was at Headingley when he got his first 100 against NZ in 2013 I believe and I think he's world class. However Kane is a little bit better, he's truly amazing and I wouldn't be surprised if he sets world records by the end of his career.
The problem for him is though that NZ will never play as many tests as Aus and Eng.
>>64507920
That guy was probably fucking with you. Hyderabad is shit and is no where close to the coast. Or he was probably thinking of Goa, which is a pretty relaxed place with lots of girls and drugs, most foreigners feel at home there. Goa's very different from the rest of India.
cricket is the Reddit of sports to be honest lads
Thanks again lads, Malwarebytes deleted 393 items haha.
Only the 1 virus though. I've been torrenting too much of late.
>>64507982
How far apart are those places - I think he may have been from Hyderabad and then recommend Goa now that you mention it desu
>>64507961
Wood instead of Woakes.
Woakes didn't bowl bad this game but Wood is better, as long as he doesn't destroy his ankles with that autistic run-up. Finn is a bit past it now tbqh, not much longevity in him.
Doubt Hales will come good, if he does yes, if not Compton is better purely as an opener.
>"can't have 2 autist openers wahhh" that's their job, plenty of aggressiveness down the order
Stokes is overrated like hell, he's a medium pacer who can bat a bit, not a proper all-rounder, but I can't really think of anyone to replace him with.
Bairstow isn't too consistent in batting internationally, but he's getting better as he's getting more comfortable.
>>64507998
Malwarebytes is a second opinion anti-virus, it doesn't necessarily get everything, get something like bitdefender and then right click > scan your C: drive on your computer window.
>>64508003
Shit you're right, I always forget about Mark Good
>>64507961
I would make a long winded test but I'm too tired and going to bed
Hales is a meme, Buttler will eventually replace Bitchstow, Woakes out for Compton, Wood in for Footitt
>you will never spend your day watching cricket and flirting with qts
>>64508003
Wood is injured, but yeah I'd have him as my 3rd seamer.
Compton has been really impressive and I would keep him at 3 in the Trott mould and why not open with Root again? I know he doesn't mind opening, does it for Yorkshire.
I'd always have Jos back as keeper too because he's a tad younger and he really can be world class when in form. He set an English record a few weeks ago and I would say is back in form. Bairstow has been batting well in county cricket though so I guess he deserves a chance. He always gets found out by real pace though.
>>64508029
Abell is the man to open with Cook, long term.
>>64508000
Quite far.
You still have to redpill me about Orania. Is there system working?
>>64508042
>Bairstow has been batting well in county cricket
Averaging over 100 for Yorkshire last season is a bit better than batting well m8, he's the real deal.
>>64508038
Does anyone remember my long winded post in the 2013 ashes about walking out on a date to watch the cricket because she said she wanted to go to the beach and not to the pub (was going to ask to have the cricket on in there).
We can make another POF to flirt mate, make a Steyn account.
>>64508054
*their
>>64508060
Steyn literally could not look more like a handsome Disney villain.
>>64507995
le gentleman's game
>>64507874
all me :^)
>>64508042
If you'd had said that before the Pakistan ODI series people would be calling you a right moron. Buttler was literally diabolically bad for so long, and they gave him a ridiculous amount of chances just because of his "potential." There's just no way they can justify bringing him back in the test team unless Bairstow goes to shit.
>>64508093
Butler has the better average, is rated more as a keeper, has performed for England (generally at ODI level obviously) and Bairstow just hasn't and is always found out by pace whereas Butler has technical flaws from his one day game that can be improved.
I assume you're white rose so love Bairstow, I just find him average and really like Jos. Both aren't good enough yet for a world class team though. No reason why both can't play though.
>go for a piss
>Compton has a better SR than Root
wew lad
>>64508093
>>64508117
both these guys drop easy chances, is there anyone in county cricket who's actually good with the gloves?
>>64508117
Not from yorkshire and I don't care about it really. It was just frustrating to see Buttler given chance after chance for like 6 months and not get dropped despite averaging like 10. He only scored decently against teams like West Indies, against Australia and Pakistan he looked like an absolute chump at the crease. No footwork, terrible technique.
People had been calling for his head for ages, and literally 2 tests later already people are saying he should come back and looking at it with rose-tinted goggles. He should stay away from the test team.
This Bairstow being a bad wicketkeeper meme is fairly recent, it's not really had much justification as of yet, he's a good short leg fielder.
It's not about liking Bairstow, it's about hating Buttler for being shit for so long and being given an unjustifiably high amount of chances.
>>64508054
You asked that poo in loo spammer about it.
m8 imagine you get so fed up with your untouchables and move to soplace in the middle of nowhere and outlaw those untouchables.
Now imagine that all the housing there costs more.
Now imagine where you had untouchables to mow your lawn and clean your house you have to instead get a decent white person to do that task and pay them more because white people dont work for slave wages like untouchables/coons.
Its like communism - sounds good on paper but when you are a doctor and you get paid the same as a grocery packer you will start to feel aggrieved. . .
John Wick is a 100% based """"""film"""""""
>AB de Shilliers
Lel he's gonna be so embarrassed he'll retire for sure at the end of this series
Dankie tog
Gower getting called every 5 mins to apologise for swearing
How much do you think England can defend here?
263 should be enough imho
Compton is pure shite. So glad we ruined Bell's legacy for this cunt. And when Compton is inevitably dropped we have fucking Ballance to fall back on
>>64508235
On this pitch 250 should be enough even without Anderson, but we will probably play for 350
>>64508252
>Bell's legacy
What scoring a cheeky 40-60 every few tests to keep in the team?
Compton 85 & 49 in this 1st test would probably be the total amount of non-shit scores Bell would have put up for the entire tour, although 85 is a bit high.
>>64508252
Bell what are you doing on /sp/? Surely you have better things to do?
>>64508341
yes
>>64508341
Who do you think starts the "if Ian bell was .... He'd be called ..." Memes?
He entertains himself here when waiting to bat
>>64508252
>Bell's legacy
>>64508375
Ian Bell will go down as one of the greatest batsmen in English history fuck off
>Guy literally reading a book in the crowd
Nice sport
>>64508395
>Ian Bell will go down as one of the greatest batsmen in English history
Ian Bell is the Gay Neville of cricket, he quietly performs to a high standard but never really achieves greatness despite maintaining a really high standard throughout his career.
He will be forgotten as easily as Trescothick was.
People like Flintoff who were capable of magic and shite at the same time and has very average stats however will never be forgotten. I see Jos built in this kind of ilk, much the same as KP and Swanny. There are no real legends of the game in our squad though. Maybe Broady and Root if he gets a personality.
>>64508395
the saddest thing is this is true
>>64508347
Do watch our sport.
It has memes.
>>64508410
>the state of english batting
bell has always been a reliable player, you know what you're getting with him.
Not every player needs to be Root or KP
>>64508276
>>64508341
>>64508375
seething casuals
>>64508422
>He will be forgotten as easily as Trescothick was.
Nobody has forgotten that nutty cunt, should've been an all time GOAT
>>64508431
>BIG STRONG ITALIANS PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT
>>64508436
It's going to get even more boring if South Africa decide to go for a draw instead of a win tomorrow.
>ian lel's lelgacy
>>64508456
Let me guess, you think Shane Watson is shit too
>>64508422
>>64508444
Nobody forgets Trescothick because he was consistent in a time when bowling standard was very high.
Bell was NEVER consistent. He was consistently low-scoring except for those 2 years in the middle of his career where he averaged like 100 (which completely boosted his career average.)
For the first few years and the last few years he was consistently BAD, and managed to keep his place in the team by occasionally hitting the odd half-century.
is that seething Aussie casual here who told me Root would get <50 ? KEK
>these are the people who now browse 4chan with you
>>64508454
I was driving during lunch and they had some po on for an interview - talking about the team and what not.
At one point he literally said this (lunch D3 1st Test)
>england have a good chance of winning the series
I would say they have a good chance at winning this test - but come one - a 4 match series isnt won on D3 of the first test.
>>64508499
Not sure tbqh. Months back I thought we'd get destroyed, but with Steyn being KIA and ABDV seeming down and unsure about his future, it feels like SA really need something to pick up if they want to get anywhere.
England might give that to though with a cheeky collapse at some point.
>>64508480
The problem is even when bell is awful he looks so technically good that you just think it's going to be over soon and he's gonna start scoring big again but he never does
>>64508480
Everyone talks about muh Strauss all the time ignoring that Tresco was better than him, even if he was Mr T tier.
Bell has done a lot for England, but will never be a legend of the game. He won't be top 5 run scorer for England in 5 years time either.
>>64508474
Nobody said Bell was shit. Everyone knows Bell has a perfect technique and it was a treat to watch him play when in good form. Not many people will say he left a 'legacy' though.
>>64508497
Just start a desi imageboard fampai.
>>64508521
I don't know, I always thought he looked a bit stifled and that he could get out with any ball
when should >we declare lads? how much of a lead is enough?
![[Underwater] Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun - 02 (720p) [03AF5332].mkv_snapshot_15.36_[2014.07.22_22.10.21].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3ttzRFo.jpg "[Underwater] Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun - 02 (720p) [03AF5332].mkv snapshot 15.36 [2014.07.22 22.10.21]")
>>64508571
>desi imageboard
>>64508586
300-350 lead, but cook probably wants 400
>>64508586
We probably have enough of a lead now. I expect Cook will declare around lunch time tomorrow.
>>64508586
South Africa haven't reached 215 in the last 9 innings. It's safe to declare before Lunch tommorrow I guess. But you never know, they might block for two days straight, the absolute madmen. Cock should declare as soon as possible tom.
>>64508640
conveniently not mentioning 8 of them were on absolute bunsens in india
england should bat well into the second session tomorrow if they can
ROOT
O
O
T
>>64508721
>mfw Root goes HAM tomorrow morning and puts on 201* in first session to claim most runs in 2015
>>64508696
High score of 214 is too low on any pitch for the No.1 ranked team m8. Only Nagpur was unplayable imo, they just didn't play well in the rest of the matches.
Why is anime so based senpai?
>>64508799
Poorious Aussies already backtracking
>home babby they said
>>64508813
what does that have to do with when england should declare? it's not like they're the best team in the world either, they need to bat the saffers out of this game
why the fuck are South Africa still ranked top?
>>64508908
Aussies are the most fair weather fans in cricket, everybody knows this
Abbott is pretty shite, let's be honest.Il
>>64508928
That guy probably hates cricket because it's popular. Many of those in India. And more often than not they are 'hardcore' football fans who bandwagon for some top team.
>>64508932
Just found out Root's birthday falls on 30th Dec.
>>64509022
this is actually pretty true, the only people who get salty about cricket are hipster divegrass fans
>>64508200
"no"
What would you do if the word poo was suddenly filtered?
>>64508896
They were really far ahead, like 130 points to 110 points of 2nd.
>>64509224
Zeros and Ohs look fairly similar to be p00fectly honest. ōther ōptions abōound.
I have an RC Godlike level of knowledge of ASCII codes tßh
Just got in from work (double time paid, so why not?)
Looking good for us in Durban...
>>64509194
Not bad, can I save it?
Don't bother answering I already saved it.
Who can stop us?
>>64510588
>>64509896
I thought this was my better work tonight sempais. N-not that it mattered a-anyway
>>64510627
This lad right here. He is only 27 years old with shitloads of experience, about time he hits his prime.
Get ready for 130kph chin music in the next India tour.
http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/content/quiz/index.html?edition=2015
are YOU a seething casual?
>>64508252
>Bell's legacy
Can't believe Luke Skywalker died in the new Star Wars
>>64510698
Nice work.
Have a weebum.
>>64508497
>going on /a/
just torrent anime and talk about it with yourself la
>>64510846
My dropkick brother unironically spoiled it on Christmas day. Made my wife's children cry.
>>64510719
Let me tell you something, I've been watching this game for 30 years, and no rookie has ever impressed me as much as Sharma has. I've seen all the greatest. I've seen 30 ashes tours. I've seen it all man. Sharma has that something special that I've only seen in very few players. Players that are sitting in the ESPN Legends of Cricket playlist right now. Players that kids and men aspire to be. Sharma is special let me tell ya.
>>64510950
That's not /a/. And I already do that.
>>64511028
This girl knows what she is talking about.
>>64510761
I am seething with rage at my casualness. I managed to get 8,11,17 and 18 wrong.
>>64511274
I got 9, 12 and 16 incorrect.
>>64511274
>11, 13 and 20
>steyn's body is going to give in and force his retirement within a year
Daniel thread on bump limit watch.
>>64511642
Its done
Morning lads
Good night lads
>>64511642
That's a shame. I guess we've all got to meet our Sean Abbott eventually.
Will Smith declare at a 500 run lead?
2016 soon lads.
>>64513305
He'll get to his hundred then declare. Because Steve Smith getting a free hundred is at least 300 times more important than winning, or Adam Voges getting a triple.
Morning lads
Had some major heartburn last night, first time I've ever had it
>>64518994
Don't eat 3 hours before sleeping.
>>64510847
why are the Melbourne Stars and Melbourne Renegades wearing white?
>that picture of a goat with Lyon's head Photoshopped onto it that Tubs showed to Lyon
Is Lyon confirmed GOAT now?
whats for lunch today boys?
GUYS THE DANIEL THREAD 404'D
FUCK
YOU HAD ONE JOB
>>64519928
KFC™
A Zinger Stacker™ Box, large and Solo™ for the drink. Maybe some Popcorn Chicken™ as well
>>64508147
>is there anyone in county cricket who's actually good with the gloves
James Foster and Chris Read are recognized as the best keepers in the county cricket (read something the other day where Jack Russell said Foster was essentially redefining modern keeping) but they're a bit old now.
But when you have a batting order that bats all the way to 10 I'm not sure whether you really need a keeper who's great at batting. You need a keeper who's fucking good at keeping. Saha for India is a good example - he's a shit batsman but his keeping in the South Africa series was insanely good.
>>64508159
This. I don't hate Buttler but he's been given such a long rope I don't feel he entirely deserves. Also missed a crucial stumping in the game you lost to the Windies.
Hey guys. Up a bit later today. Was up till 3am at the Casino. Won $300 happily.
>>64520039
>gambling
>won $300
>implying you won at all
>>64520130
Sorry. My keyboard is broken. Won $3000
>>64508395
Fuck off George Dobell. Bell was one of the most aesthetically pleasing English batsmen but apart from that one Ashes series he was flaky as fuck and failed CONSTANTLY.
Trott and Collingwood were worth a lot more to England than Bell. This is an objective fact.
>>64520130
>being this upset that someone else won money and you didnt
who here played """""non-stop cricket""""" in primary school.
>>64520189
hi daniel
I like how you tried slip Shittingwood in there, who is Englands answer to Marcus North
>>64520200
>implying you win when you gamble
I have already won more money than him by not gambling away any of my money
>>64520223
Who is this semen demon?
>its a 'test runs unnecessarily into a fifth day because Smith is incapable of making a sporting declaration' match
screencap this post
>>64510761
19/20
statsGOD on knowledgeable and handsome watch. Even got the Ranji trophy one right
THIS was the "highlight" of Paul Collingwood's ""career""
http://www.espncricinfo.com/ausveng/engine/match/249223.html
kek
KEK
K E K
cuckiel on suicide watch
>>64520260
So did I, which one did you get wrong? I didn't get the Netherlands meme20 one
t. krazyGOATja
>>64520254
>implying
CA told Smith to make this last 5 days so the Windies seem slightly more capable then they are
>>64520224
>LE EVERYONE IS LE DANIEL XDXDXD
Collingwood was England's best crisis player la'. Literally no one in their team was better at saving tests.
Plus he was a GOAT fielder. Probably my favourite England cricketer ever, despite that Elliott run-out.
>>64520310
>Literally no one in their team was better at saving tests.
see >>64520264
KEK
>>64520287
Same lmao. I put Oman.
We are "literally" the same person :3
>>64520324
>implying
http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/current/match/345970.html
>>64520254
>it's a Smith bowls Hazlewood into the ground but still gives up the last few overs and settles for the draw episode
>>64520354
>Bitchwide 1.0
>Shittle
>Hifenhaus
>Hauritz
>>64520410
http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/current/match/387570.html
>>64520333
Except that the cricket team I support is about to become no1 in the world :^)
I even think >we will beat India in India next time because I think GOATven GODth will be an excellent captain in Asia. You just cannot underestimate how bad Kikeal Cuck was in Asia with his lmaoaggressive shit.
Smith is the best all-round captain we have had since I can remember. Better man-manager and tactically flexible than Cuck, more proactive then Ponting or Waugh. You literally cannot dissprove this. You only have memes like the Cummins and Starc thing to counter it.
>>64520574
Unless you get some good spinners and players of spin you have no chance, especially if India continue putting out the pitches they did against South Africa.
I'm not even going to bother debating your points on Smith. You know quite well what I think of his "captaincy" and I'm not going to repeat it.
>>64520636
>Poo Peeland telling other countries they need better spinners.
>>64520574
>Comparing Stove to Ponting/Waugh already
Yeah nah m8
>>64520636
Friendly reminder that Stove is Warnie's heir and Lyon is literally the greatest offspinner ever and we adopted some shitskin cunt just for that tour.
>>64520636
(>)Our A team literally just beat India A in India, SOK took a shedload of wickets. And that was a very good India A team, Kohli and Pujara were playing.
Lyon and SOK are more than good enough to do the job in India. I'm more worried about the selection. it would be easy to fall for memes and pick someone like Cummins for that tour. But Sandhu is by far our best bowler in Asia because of his cutters and absolutely must play. You need to pick specialists in Asia, Bancroft is another player who falls into this category because he is one of the best players of spin in Australia and also a specialist bat-pad fielder which is important. A team like:
Warner
Bancroft
Khawaja
Smith
SMarsh
MMarsh
Nevill
SOK
Sandhu
Starc
Lyon
is more than capable of beating India.
>>64520676
Well well well. What the fuck do we have here? A fucking Zambian kaffa. I hope you Poo in Loo
>>64520754
No Indian influence here my sheepshagging friend.
>>64520805
why that proxy?
>>64520738
>Our A team literally just beat India A in India
Yes, a team without Vijay, Rahane, Ashwin, Jadeja or Mishra - the key players that destroyed South Africa.
You can't underestimate just how destructive Ashwin is in Asia, especially on those turners with Jadeja and Mishra as support. Some of the best players of spin have been completely bamboozled and really the only way to succeed is to be an autist like Cook or Kallis or play a once in a lifetime innings like KP.
Smith is a very good player of spin but I have a feeling like Clarke he will be particularly vulnerable in India just because he's always looking to play it aggressively. Like I said earlier, historically the most successful players of spin in India aren't the flashy players like Clarke or de Villiers, but defensive players like Cook, Amla or Kallis.
You're also making the assumption that the Indian team won't improve like the Australian team will. I disagree. Kohli seems deadset on playing on these wickets so the next time Australia visit, the batsmen will be far more adept at handling these wickets, in a way that Australia's batsmen simply won't.
>>64520839
Not a proxy mate.
>>64520840
>Smith is a very good player of spin but I have a feeling like Clarke he will be particularly vulnerable in India just because he's always looking to play it aggressively
literally what. He's already toured India and did well and he's a better player now than he was then.
>You can't underestimate just how destructive Ashwin is in Asia
I realise this but even India's batting struggled against fucking Harmer and Tahir. Only Rahane scored a century in that series and it was on the slowest wicket of the tour. And Lyon+SOK are shitloads better than Harmer, Tahir and Piedt so if India roll out those raging turners again it will be much more even than it was against SA.
I won't say Australia are certain to win. However, with Yasir now banned, Australia are the ONLY side in the world with the tools that make them even CAPABLE of beating India in their own conditions.
Australia also tour Shit Lanka this year which will be a good litmus test and preparation.
>>64520840
And for the record, before you think this is a >le fug le ausdralya post, I don't think Australia will lose at home for a long time either. South Africa is on the decline and Steyn is looking more and more past it.
Nor do I think New Zealand won't get destroyed in India. >We have literally two good players of spin in Kane and Latham, and Taylor is a bunny against left-arm spin. Not to mention Santner will unironically be >our frontline spinner, and I bet the selectors will be dumb enough to pick Craig again.
>>64520893
going to need some proofs to that claim
>>64520938
>And Lyon+SOK are shitloads better than Harmer, Tahir and Piedt so if India roll out those raging turners again it will be much more even than it was against SA.
Yes, like England the bowlers will definitely have their chance to shine, but the series will be decided by the batsmen and on home turf India have the clear advantage.
I have to see more of SOK Tbh, but I'll agree that Lyon and SOK are better than the Saffers.
>>64520989
Will post positive AIDS results in a bit, its late right now
>>64520996
SOK is alot like Jadeja, probably better actually because he has better control of flight. But basically he is an extremely consistent bowler who will bowl the ball onto a 20c piece 6 times in a row but doesn't turn it much.
That's why he does/will do so well in Indian conditions because, like Jadeja, the sharp-turning conditions make him extremely dangerous.
He didn't get it quite right in the UAE game he played because he went searching for wickets and abandoned the method that has worked so well for him in Shield cricket but he learnt from that and showed that on the A tour in India.
But it is really Lyon who is bowling at a far higher standard than he was the lasttime he went to India.
I think you're right and India are obviously favourites but at the same time I think Australia are more than capable of winning if someone like Smith has a good series.
>>64520839
He posts all the time
Huge crowd at the MCG
>>64521054
post a receipt from a restaurant, a pic out the window, whatever you want. But I don't believe for one minute you are in "Zambia" until you prove otherwise.
>>64521054
lmao
>>64521110
Fair enough, of all the countries Australia or Pakistan have the best chance of winning in India. And yeah, Lyon is consistently improving and becoming a very clever bowler.
England have the batsmen to do it, but certainly not the bowling - although Momeme bowled pretty well yesterday.
>>64521133
>or Pakistan
with Yasir - yes
without Yasir - Nope
is that confirmed btw? is he gone for good?
>>64521123
Jesus, who gives a shit?
Calm your autism
>>64521123
There you go, pic out of the window. Its 2AM tho and i can't capture the absolute shitness of the place though
FOR YOU
Putting $100 on a Windies win, easy money
>>64521189
what are you doing in Zambia? Are you white?
>>64521188
Because I want to ask him questions but I don't want to waste my time if he is a proxy
>>64521188
>>>/reddit/
>Fazeer Mohammad is banned from interviewing Windies players
top fucking kek
WICB on suicide watch
>>64521230
On holiday seeing family and No. Well,i'm a coconut apparently because i spend my holiday shitposting at night waiting for the cricket and craving KFC.
How do I make my girlfriends kids interested in cricket?
>>64521261
Nice. Where are you from and what KFC are you eating?
post yfw the Windies win this
>>64521319
From Perth. Found this cheeky knockoff but the chicken was absolutely dreadful so i'm just getting pissed on cheap booze
>le epic goat maymay XDXD
Steve Smith with an arrogant early declaration. This team needs a less aggressive captain
>>64521376
kek
KEK
There is no way I'd eat from that place.
What's the internet like over there?
there's a reason everyone calls him the GOAT
>>64521452
Because he's the best off spinner Australia's ever had
I would have rocked back and slapped that passed gulley for 4 lads
>denying Best Marsh batting time and a guaranteed hundred
Is Meme Shit the worst captain of all time?
>>64521528
The worst captain of any team ever was sachin
>>64521528
i know you're memeing but he should have actually let Best Marsh bat @ 4 in the 1st innings
he hasn't had a chance to statpad at all this series which is unbelievable really
>>64521152
>Shah has seven days to decide whether to request a test on a second urine sample, and another seven days after that (14 from the day of suspension) to decide whether to plead guilty.
>He faces a possible ban of two to four years and is likely to be replaced by left-arm spinner Zafar Gohar in the national training camp for the tour of New Zealand.
>>64521574
>left-arm spinner
dropped
>>64521528
Smith found out that Cook got out again against South Africa so he's guaranteed to finish 2015 as the leading run scorer
>>64521437
Only tried that place for shits n giggles, plus i'm pretty much a tourist here so i'm trying out all the wierd shit i'd only find with a local guide. My main gripe with that place was the large amounts of things that aren't fried chicken offered on the menu. At least the real KFC throws chicken into the burgers, wraps and all that shit. This place had fucking beef on the menu.
Internet isn't bad at all desu, only issue is there's an 8 hour blackout at a random point of the day EVERY SINGLE DAY so i can't plan rely on having access to technology/wifi all the time. Went through a spell where i couldn't have a cheeky wank and ended having sex with a local so i'm pretty sure i've got the AIDS now.
>>64521601
>ended having sex with a local so i'm pretty sure i've got the AIDS now
kek
>>64521601
noice m8, did you wear a connie?
>see an article reviewing England in 2015
>click on it, hoping for insightful, neutral analysis
>it's a George Dobell piece
Is there a worse, more biased writer on Cricinfo?
>>64521648
No one knows what the fuck you're talking about there are no cricket journalists outside of the channel 9 commentary team.
How do we fix the big bash league?
I think they need a name change. Big bash doesn't sound like a serious competition.
>>64521601
>and ended having sex with a local so i'm pretty sure i've got the AIDS now.
KEK
could she speak English? How did you hook up with her?
>>64521629
Yeah but it was an African brand. Their track record is about as solid as Chris Martin's batting record was.
>>64521685
It's not supposed to be a serious competition m8
>>64521599
>inb4 qt Rooty demolishes SA's 3-man bowling attack tomorrow and gets a cheeky double hundred to finish 2015 ahead of Meme Shit and as the undisputed GOAT
>>64521728
friendly reminder that Chris Martin was LITERALLY better than Boult and Southee
>>64521728
toppest kek
I'm curious to know how you actually met her. Was she a prossie or just a poor street urchin wanting money from the big strong white man?
>>64521758
he already said he isnt white
why do you think he has family in Zambia? :^)
>>64521755
No
He wasn't
Boult and Southee were easily beter
>>64521704
>>64521758
Yeah, everyone here speaks bretty good English so its convenient enough. She was a guest at a cousin's party and she was decent looking enough, i'd gone a month without blowing a real load and she was keen as hell so it was a no-brainer. I'm melanin-enriched, friend.
>>64521817
so are you ethnically Zambian or whatever?
feel any national "pride" over the place?
>>64521737
they could make it a little better and try to compete with the A league. I think they would beat the NBL in ratings though.
>>64521685
>fix
What's to fix
>>64521685
They should lengthen the games out to 50 overs.
>>64521855
>compete with the A League
What does that even mean? More importantly, what would that achieve?
>>64521896
Imagine if they didn't have over limits at all
Dirk Nannes is LITERALLY saying on Grandstand RIGHT NOW that the Cucktorian team is full of UNIRONIC ABNSW's and that they CONSCIOUSLY decided to shill eachother in the media for national selection.
he is LITERALLY and UNIRONICALLY BRAGGING about how it worked.
The products were Bryce McGain and Andrew McDonald.
Kill yourself you filthy, disgusting, degenerate Cucktorian pieces of shit. You are a disgrace to this nation.
>>64521914
You are LITERALLY upset
>>64521855
Kek, it would easily smash the fucking nbl in ratings. When was the last nbl game on free to air?
Are we, dare I say it, back?
>Fazeer Mohammad: Why didn't Brad Hodge play more for Australia
>Nannes: [steam literally comes out of his ears]
cue the ABNSW rhetoric lads
>>64521913
They would have to move the games earlier in the day, though. Maybe start them around 10:30 am. Given it can be pretty hot during the day, they should play in whites as well. The players might also need breaks for lunch and tea.
holy shit Fazeer Mohammad is literally brilliant
he is deliberately stoking Nannes' ABNSW fire by mentioning the Clarke drop thing
Nannes is going all out here
>>64521967
There should also be a limit on how many consecutive days a game can go for, so as to not tire out the players completely
>>64521854
Yeah both my parents are Zambian but i was born and raised in Stralya so its hard to have any emotional investment in this place, let alone pride. Its a decent enough place as far as 3rd world shitters go though.Much more civilized than Rockingham and that area. Plus an ounce of weed costs like $1.50 here and i have servants to do EVERYTHING for me. Comfy to say the least.
>>64521685
Dump more money into it, Americanize it to generate said money, buy more meme players, push it more globally
>>64522018
Howd your parents get to Straya?
And what sport is played in Zambia? povertydive I assume?
>yfw da windies win
>>64521855
The womens BBL beats the A League in ratings
>>64522147
Will it be the greatest day in New Zealand sporting history?
>>64522157
no that was Trent Bridge
>tfw no /rug/ for another 2 months
>>64522192
proxy off NEETistic Bitchspouter
>>64522192
I missed the last World Cup. Did >we win?
>turned my phone off for a week
>3 days in and feeling more productive and free
Shame this only practical during annual holidays
>>64522217
Yes
>>64522212
I'm sorry I don't know what meme you're referring to, I'm only here because it's the holidays.
>>64522157
basin reserve vs australia 2016 tbqh
>reviewing that
>Smoth
>>64522248
if >you couldn't beat >us in Adelaide then >you won't have a hope at home
wait till Warner works out he can do that flick-off-the-hip thing he does and get 6 runs for it on PP's postage-stamp size grounds.
>>64522230
Feeling more productive or actually being more productive? There's a big difference.
>>64521949
they have games on channel 10 I think.
Fattinson having a sledge
Just finished cleaning my solar panels, lads. Why aren't we doing more to encourage residential solar? If ever a country was made to run on solar, it's Australia. Especially with batteries set to become more affordable over the coming years.
>>64522353
Is James Fattinson related to Shane Fatson?
>>64522362
because it's literally inefficient and costs more energy to produce than it saves
Anyone >our upcoming tour of NZ will be on free-to-air?
>>64522405
>costs more energy to produce than it saves
you're a fucking idiot
>>64522427
fucking brilliant post you little cretin
>>64522293
Badly worded on my part.
Feeling free and more productive.
Finally got around to starting educating myself on macroeconomics and refreshing my self on probability with detailed notes (Introduction to Probability, Bertsekas & Tsitsiklis, MIT, 2000). Optimised my workout regime as well.
It's not like I was on my phone all the time but it's just one less thing in the background that could potentially distract me.
>>64522417
Anyone want to teach me fucking English?
>>64522417
no it wont be
its an "overseas" tour so itll be on Fox
>>64522284
Could have beat >you without the umpball la'
>HAZLEGOAT
>hazelshit
lol that's a no ball
jesus fucking christ, AGAIN?
This is fucking ridiculous
Voodoo nigger magic is at work here lads
Regardless it was a nice catch, Nevill is growing on me
Smith needs to iron this shit out from his bowlers. It's unacceptable to be bowling this many no balls.
>>64522459
>he reads textbooks for fun
Nah good on ya man. If there's one thing I'd like to learn more about, it's finance, seeing as I got basically none of that from school/parents and didn't gain a basic understanding until my uni days
>mfw no-ball "wicket" AGAIN
I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
Ever since I left the city, (you), (you), (you)
>Smith talking to the umpires
talk to your bowlers you Mongoloid
>Lemmy's dead
Good night sweet prince, even though I only liked 1 song.
>>64522687
I don't like Motorhead because some older man tried to touch me when i was younger and he was wearing a Motorhead shirt
>>64522678
I don't understand what he could be saying/asking/complaining about, to the umpires.
>>64522678
He's probably telling them to actually call no balls when they happen, rather than wait for a wicket to check them. If you consistently run into bowl, not changing your run in, and don't get called for no balls, you can only reasonably assume you're landing in the right spot. It's a bit unfair to keep being told you're not bowling no balls only to have the rug pulled out from under you when you take a wicket.
>>64522739
JUST
You have 10 seconds to name a more comfy sport-related programme than The Cricket Show
>>64522042
They where both students here back in the days of Kim Hughes, guess they liked it and stayed.
Divegrass is huge here bit i've heard union has a following here plus there's a bit of cricket due to the English influence via colonization and there's a lot of Indians and Saffas here. Also we're just a less shitty Zimbabwe so if they play we play too.
>>64522782
Theres nothing comfy about Brett Lee other than his debut album which is decent
>>64522782
ABC Grandstand
who neet here?
>>64522739
Made me laugh
>le fug le danielwood
>>64522782
The Rugby Club/Rugby HQ.
Just scored a 6 lads.
Moeen's average will be below 30 after this series.
Is he, dare I say it, the best non-druggie spinner in the world
>>64522873
Of how many balls?
>>64522782
The Back Page when Billy, Gibbo and Crash where a regular thing
>>64522972
are your servants basically slaves?
and are there any whiteys in Zambia?
WI to get it together and win
book it
a current affair is a fucking joke these days. holy shit
>>64523222
That's some extreme wishful thinking.
Oh I'm sure it would make your day.
>>64523237
it has always has been. nothing but neighbourhood squabbles and LE FUGG LE SUBARMARGEDS
>>64523237
>these days
>>64523222
Hope so cos I've got a cheeky tenner riding on it
>>64523237
>a current affair is a fucking joke these days
It was always a joke, anon. ACA panders to the lowest common denominator and uses scare tactics and fear mongering to get viewers
>>64523242
I would have a hearty kek
>>64523222
Bit ambitious. I'm still rooting for them to put up a respectable total, though.
FUCK CYCLISTS
>>64523182
The servants earn a decent enough wage plus the work is piss easy (stuff i do for myself back home shared between 4 people). I mean, there's a fucking live-in gardener. The fuck this nigga does for most of his day is anyone's guess but it certainly isn't work. Plenty of white folk here, our Vice President was a white guy not too long ago and we're probably the most peaceful place in Africa so people like moving here
>>64523237
>its a price wars episode
>>64523330
Hi RC
>>64523314
Would fuck Anna Meares.
>>64523314
>LE FUG LE ZYGLISD XD XD XD
>>64523330
are the girls servants pretty
do they wear uniforms
>>64523237
>these days
what was it like growing up in the western suburbs?
>>64522849
rude tbqh. Lucky i fought him off
>>64523330
Do you pay a servant to occasionally take your place on 4chan to shitpost while you are on the toilet or outside?
Reminder that MWNN is literally on suicide watch
Jim Maxwell is LITERALLY furious because /wwe/ was mentioned on the news
kek
KEK
>>64523397
>How much would it cost to move there
Well $1 is worth about 8 Kwacha, so you live in ez mode if you have $$$. My parents built a house and just finished fully furninshing it in the space of 2 years for about $100,000 bit its ridiculously big and pointless since they'll barely live here. I can see someone moving here for pennies and living comfy as hell if you like nature and stuff.
>could i hire women to be my sex slaves?
Sure, if you like AIDS. I personally miss my hipster qts back home.
>>64523408
Other poeple seam to have qt maids in uniforms but my mum is insecure as fuck and hires a haggard bitch who dresses in rags. Seams like a subtle jab at dad but i'm too old to care about this shit
just got back from domino's in the luncheon break
it's just across the road from my apartment :)
>>64523667
I lived above a Papa John's when I was at uni.
It was too expensive and the staff were all Pakis but I still ate from there once a week.
>>64523462
No but i paid one to walk for an hour to buy me credit for my phone so i could find out the divegrass scores during a blackout. It rained while he was walking and the power came back as soon as he left.
>>64523698
is there normal plumbing and sewage throughout most of the city or is it india-tier?
>>64523698
RC who are you tipping later tonight?
Will the Windies make it?
I would love to see the windies win this test
>>64523759
I've been to India, this place blows that shithole out of the Ganghes when it comes to sanitation, which is saying a fucking lot because this place smells of rotting garbage.
I'll take this smell over the smell of animal shit, human shit,rotting garbage and curry mixed together
>SWEATIN
>leave Ausfailia to me
Aussies on blacked watch.
Will Bravo make a century?
Bought some big cans of Pringles. 2 for $5
>>64524071
Is Darren Bravo related to Brian Lara?
>>64524071
Will Bravo is a Financial Planning Advisor, m8
>>64524071
Will Bravo goes to Mornington Secondary College, m8
COME ON YOU WINDIES!
N O B A L L
O
B
A
L
L
JUST
>>64524071
BANANA'd
that commentators curse
>>64524106
they are $2 each at my local petrol station
>Smith and Poot to go above Kane in the rankings
Based Siddo saving the day
name a better commentator in international cricket RIGHT NOW than Fazeer Mohammad
protip: you cannot
>>64524233
Mark Richardson
>>64524228
kek
KEK
>>64524233
Rigor
THIS is the best commentary combination in world cricket RIGHT NOW
>>64524233
Shane Warner
>>64524233
Mark "Rigor" Richardson
>>64524300
where do i listen to these guys? sorry for stupid question
>>64524233
MH Richardson
>>64524233
Mark R
>>64524346
ABC radio you twat
>>64524349
>>64524326
>>64524288
>>64524268
kys statsbitch
>>64523605
what?
>>64524233
Marky Richo
>>64524233
The older host of Crowd Goes Wild
>>64523605
Is Jim Maxwell an outlel?
Where the fuck are all the bird noises coming from?
>Courtney Walsh
how depressing
he is still trying to shill these guys
>>64524233
The host of The Block NZ
>>64524460
he's the fucking selector you dip.
>>64524233
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Richardson_(cricketer)
>>64524233
The New Zealand opening batsman that averaged 44 in the early 2000s and now has a successful sports broadcasting show.
NEETistic Bitchspouter on giving me (you)'s every minute watch
>>64524487
I know which is why it is so bad. He is being PAID to shill them which is even worse. Selectors shouldn't be commentators desu. Conflict of interest.
>Blanderson out
>2 ODI babbys in the squad
>a LITERAL who scoring lots of runs
>Bread wrecking cunts with the bat and ball
anyone else surprised by England's performance?
>>64524233
http://www.espncricinfo.com/newzealand/content/player/38251.html
>>64524523
Somewhat yes
I knew they'd bowl well but I didn't expect South Africa's batting to be so shit.
Morning lads.
Before you ask, yes, I'm about to poo in the loo.
>>64524565
amla is a bad captain
>>64524621
He really is. For someone so calm when he bats he literally cannot deal with the pressure, nor does he have much faith in his spinners. The best possible choice is Faf du Plessis but he's lucky to be in the team given the form he's in right now.
Makes me worried about how Williamson will fare as captain in a similar situation.
>>64524621
when was the last-time SA had a captain who wasnt complete poo?
Graeme Smith was probably the worst captain in the world when he was around
>>64524693
Pollock.
>>64524681
Steve Smith will LITERALLY be a far better captain than Kane because he isn't a mental manlet
>Marlon Samuels in charge of scoring
Will I name my unborn son Will The Windies?
>>64524710
>Pollock
Remember that time he literally got South Africa kicked out of their own World Cup by telling Boucher to block the last ball?
South Africa seems like an absolute mess to be a national captain of. Too much politics from the dindus.
>>64524739
Steve Smith is a fictional cartoon character from American Dad! m8
>West Indies
>It's not in India
>>64524766
kek
>>64524739
>spergs when his bowler bowls well
>denies his teammate a triple because he scored more
He literally IS a mental manlet. Kane doesn't need to resort to such insecurities because he KNOWS he's the best in the world and his country's GOAT. His captaincy in Africa and the UAE was also excellent.
le umpires call face
>>64524821
Erasmus probably has the highest umpire call percentage I bet.
Who /daryl/ here?
Haven't been to a match since 2013
>>64524806
Kane is literal CHOKER. He CANNOT handle pressure.
He CHOKED in the most important game of his life. GOATven GODth hit the winning runs in that same game.
Kane FAILED in the Test match that would have leveled the series for his country.
Kane contributed NOTHING to the Hobart 2011 win, the one ACTUAL achievement his "team" has ever produced.
Kane has NEVER played even ONE innings of relevance. He is literally the new Tendulkar; Statpadding against Sri Lanka at home and in losing efforts.
Kane is a mental manlet.
>>64524936
>liking hey hey it's saturday
What was it like growing up in the western suburbs?
BIG BLACK WOOD
I love watching Lyon bowl
>>64524796
>doesn't know anything about Christopher Columbus
>>64523395
Balls deep
Is BBL on tonight lads?
>>64525322
yeah mate, Hurricanes vs Heat
how do >we fix this shit lads?
>>64525400
>blue color
>represents heat
>>64525321
ty based dutchman
How much better would the Windies be if the likes of Usain Bolt focussed on fast bowling from an early age?
>>64525509
Johan Blake wanted to play for them. That would have been GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WHCeXdYxZc
>>64525455
Melbourne had dibs on all the good colours
>>64525459
he legit has the shoop da whoop face
>>64525632
black?
Is Warne considered better than Muralitharan because he didn't chuck?
>>64525769
He is considered better because he took more wickets and scored more runs
>>64525769
don't open this can of worms
>tfw South Africa 2009-14 will NEVER be thought of as a golden-age because they kept getting rekt by based Bitchwide
feels good desu
>warnie on the left
Nice "golden-age"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSUXNMlESwQ
kek
KEK
K E K
CHIRP CHIRP I'M A BIRD
Look at that crowd.
>>64524970
literally furious
funny how Meme Shit went missing in the two biggest tests of his career jej
>20 runs in four innings
kek
>>64524970
> Only achievement
You do know NZ has won more than one Test match even against Australia right? You aren't a casual, are you?
>getting a wicket LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE TIME they change the ball
Cheatstralia Ltd
Hey lads, is anyone going to watch the real test match today?
>>64526150
they've literally only won three in Australia in their entire "history" so yes Hobart was "literally" the biggest achievement of this current team
Name one single other credible achievement they have? Losing a WC final? Drawing in england/uae? Participating in the Day/Night Test?
kek
KEK
>>64526214
>he actually watches sports
best marsh
>>64526214
>tfw SA vs ENG and BBL are on too late
>tfw all I get is this shit match and Shit Lanka getting BTFO
Brad is Zerogoose
Once you can point out which poster it is by reading the posts /cric/ feels like a fucking IRC chatroom.
>mfw I'm in the Top 10 for KFC Trivia
>>64526253
chutiyapa
>>64526307
Is SA vs ENG on Willow? If so, just try to record it if you can.
>>64526338
G O O S E
O
O
S
E
>>64526338
Prove it
i wonder how much bitchwide made for all these commercials
>>64526338
t. Brad
>>64526368
No I haven't participated in any of that KFC Trivia shit since they failed to send me a prize for being in the top 10 of the online trivia they did a few years ago.
They literally changed the rules halfway through the competition, after I had already got my score and won a prize fair and square.
Latham
Guptill
Williamson
Taylor
Nicholls
Santner
Ronchi
Bracewell
Southee
Henry
McClenaghan
Tbh
>>64526453
Hi Daniel
Hayden
Gilchrist
Ponting
Martyn
Symonds
Hussey
Watson
Hogg
Lee
Bichel
McGrath
Tbh
>>64526453
tee bee 8s
>>64526448
And you didn't contact the consumer watchdog?
is running 4 a meme?
>>64526577
The prize was a signed BBL shirt, and I didn't give a shit about the BBL at the time so I couldn't be bothered.
When did Tubby become such a meme spouting faggot, jesus christ
>>64526654
'no'
>smith """""bowling"""""
alright lets settle this
Of Kane, Smith and Root.. who is the best bowler?
Okay it definitely isn't Kane because he is a proven chucker so that leaves Stove and Poot.
Reminder that Stove was LITERALLY selected as a specialist leg-spinner at one point.
>>64526654
running 5 is.
>only 1 /cric/ thread in the catalog
>Daniel's thread is kill
>>64526836
Can't say I've ever seen that without an overthrow. Has it ever happened?
Has based RC logged on yet?
Reality Check is so based he knows Victoria's secrets.
>>64526935
It can happen down the ground at Adelaide, but less these days because of ropes
>>64526807
>being this desperate to find some metric where Stove is superior
seek help
RC was wrong about his Superb Owl pick tippping the Gnats. Who /watching the handegg/ here?
>>64526955
Not on his trips and proxy, just as anons so he can pretend people like him
>>64527019
Where's statsautist when you need him?
>>64527059
you do realise that statsautist actually knows very little about statistics and cricket?
it was a poorly thought out name
But now he will furiously search Andy Zaltzman articles to see if it has ever happened to try and justify his "name"
>>64527059
I'm not your court jester here to serve at your beck and call you fucking maggot cunt.
Just woke up lads, surprised to see the Windies only 4 down
>>64527165
hi threadcounter
>>64527165
Why did you just wake up you lazy fuck?
>>64527145
How much did you score in the casual test here >>64510761 ?
>>64527256
Maybe he works shift
>>64527256
Watched the England game last night then stayed up till 7 this morning
>>64527053
>YOU ARE LE REALIGY CHEGG XDXD
i'm gonna go play some counter-strike, it was a pleasure shitposting with you all
>>64527326
This gimmick has already been overdone you fresh cunt
Should players wear Kylo Ren masks & Stormtrooper helmets instead of Cricket helmets lads?
>>64527104
>Andy Zaltzman
That's Daniel. I don't read his articles.
Zaltzman's "statistics" is just entry level shit that anyone can look up if they spent enough time on statsguru.
There are other statistical analyses on Cricinfo that are far superior.
All the normies on my FB are complaining about the mild summer weather here because they have been working on their bodies all year. KEK
>>64527379
Only a freshcunt would be so perturbed over the use of a classic elite au/sp/ gimmick
GOAT
O
A
T
>>64527420
What did you think of the movie lad?
>>64527476
>5 posts early
Autism
>>64527476
Woke up just in tine i see
new thread reminder
>>64527461
walkcunt on suicide watch
forkcunt on chewicide watch
walkcunt on suicide watch
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