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West Indies require another 314 runs with 6 wickets remaining
BBL tonight: Brisbane Heat vs Hobart Hurricanes
England 303 & 3/172
South Africa 214
England lead by 261 runs with 7 wickets remaining
>>64527461
dat ass
is Nathan Lyon the greatest GOAT of all time?
>5 posts early
PARTY HARD
Someone reply to me when based RC logs on please
>>64527508
Is that a sweat patch?
Fugg
>Brisbane Heat
>blue uniforms
>>64527509
A solid 7 tbhonest.
>>64527617
>The inner core of a flame is light blue, with a temperature of around 1670 K (1400 °C). That is the hottest part of the flame.
YOU FUCKING OPRAH LOVING SPED
You have 10 hours to tell me what Smith did wrong during this test.
>>64527689
He didn't enforce the follow on?
Prediction for tonight?
>>64527689
meme review
>>64527572
took you 4(four) full minutes to fire up your proxy did it?
>>64527684
then why isn't the sun blue? checkmate atheist
>>64527684
>LE FLEM IS PLUE XDXD XDXD XDXD
kys
>>64527715
>>64527715
>enforcing the follow on
I know you're probably joking but plebs who hate Smith probably think enforcing the follow on is always the best idea.
Tipping the Heat in a "close" one.
>>64527572
>>64527689
oh the samefaggery
>>64527770
Its probably blue on the inside then
>>64527747
thanks for letting me know based RC has arrived
cheers lad
>>64527809
its like he didn't even bother to try and conceal it
Reality Cuck on aborted narrative watch
>>64527631
Yeah, same
What the fuck do i get with a JB-HI-FI gift card? CD/DVD's are irrelevant and i don't play videogames
The only present I got for chrissy was a bottle of Blair's jalapeno and tequila hot sauce from my mum
Luckily it is pretty good
>>64527898
>Not playing vidya
>>64527461
;^)
>>64527898
Sell it on gumtree for 80% value
>>64527898
How much is it worth?
>>64527541
chutiyapa
F A Z E E R
A
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E
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Is there LITERALLY anything more comfy than listening to BASED Fazeer Mohammad?
WALLOP
>>64527954
Execute all NRIs
>>64527945
Yeah thats an option. So people actually do that?
>>64527949
100
jason holder seems like a good bloke desu
>>64527898
TVs, media players, hard drives, computer/phone accsessories... hardware of some sort basically
Also
>2016
>not having a blu ray collection
>>64527959
A nice warm sopping wet cunt wrapped around your cock
Fazeer is good too I guess
>>64527959
>LE LOOK AT HOW LE INTELLIGENT AND LE PATRICIAN I AM FOR LE LISTENING TO LE RADIO COMMENTARY XDXDXDXD
Fuck's sakes, we get it lad. If you're going to keep sucking his cock at least tell us what he's been saying/
>>64528012
poor mans Andre Russell
Dre Russ is better with ball and bat
>>64527959
How can I listen to him?
I think he's p shit but I'd love to listen to a W.Indian than he channel 9 fuckers
>>64527898
Printer cartridges, headphones/speakers, mp3 player... These are just some of the practical shit a poorfag like you can get for your shitty little voucher.
>>64528033
I might actually get a cheap ass unlocked phone to make discreet phonecalls
Is James Rayshaw the best player to never play for Australia?
>>64528194
sachin tendulkar is up there
>>64528146
How did you know i was poor? I have 5 dollars on me and this fucking voucher
>>64528194
Kane Williamson
>>64527461
>lead by 314 runs
>lead by 261
I'm American, dont know anything about Cricket, and this sounds absurdly insurmountable. Is it?
>>64528281
BIG
>>64527974
I've lived most of my life outside India. Beautiful country but shit people desu
>>64528073
>being THIS furious that YOU don't get to listen to BASED, ELITE and MUSCULAR ABC Grandstand
to answer the question, he always discusses interesting cricketing topics and presses the Australian "experts" for the hard answers. Earlier it was the Australian quicks constantly breaking down, now it is Greg Chappell, the way cricket development is coached and the relationship between the Sheffield Shield and the Futures League.
>>64528099
i think so, the abc commentary is on the cricket.com.au website, but it'll force you to register an account
CA kikes stopped ABC putting the stream on their own website
>>64528230
Experience. When you deal with clients emails and chat on forums for so long, you develop a knack for interpreting the people behind the words.
American here, what is a ramdin holder used for?
>>64528299
BATS
Have any of you lads ever listened to the white line wireless cricket commentary?
I've heard it's good, but they only really do the overseas tours.
>>64527537
Clarke's pointed sideburns always annoyed the shit out of me
>>64528339
Tell me about myself
>>64528099
http://live.cricket.com.au/#/1558/39057/audio
that works for me
WALLOPS
>>64528432
>Sign up for a FREE Cricket ID
literally why
WALLOP
>>64528464
CA are big jews
it used to be on the ABC but they want to hoard everything on their shitty website
Who is the most JUST current player lads? Is it AB De Maymay?
>>64528499
Memecullum if he hadn't retired in disgrace.
>>64528499
Stove
>>64528429
You're an idiot and don't have much going on in your life.
>>64528308
I want to get out of this shithole too but I don't have any savings right now and the embassies don't hand out visas anymore like they used to. Sucks being a poorfag 2bh.
>>64528498
Yeah that sucks, Radio Sport was broadcasting the ABC feed during the New Zealand series and it was top notch stuff.
Didn't they have a soundcloud or something?
>>64528499
Holder, easily
>>64528534
>reading comprehension
>>64528525
>>64528544
>>64528571
This isn't March anymore lad, McMeme is on a final summer of statpadding.
Amla or Holder are literally on pooicide watch rn
ABSOLUTE WALLOPS.
>>64528561
>Radio Sport was broadcasting the ABC feed during the New Zealand series and it was top notch stuff.
Different objectives. Channel 9 are trying to pander to Summer of Cricket bogans. ABC are trying to produce top notch journalism and cricket coverage because they don't have to care about profit margins.
ABC send their crew over to South Africa when >we tour there. That is the height of comfy.
I hope they will send them to Poo Peeland but I'm not sure if they will.
>Didn't they have a soundcloud or something?
if they did CA probably made them get rid of it
but I used to be able to just stream it on my phone
cant do that anymore either. Cheers James Sutherland.
>>64528657
Thanks
for
that
detailed
response
mate
>>64528688
here
is
your
(you)
>>64528657
Yeah I agree, Maxwell and O'Keefe are fucking great. It's likely that one of them will do radio commentary with Radio Sport(who know their stuff) if ABC doesn't send someone over.
CA are becoming more and more BCCI-tier Jewy every day. Watch them spike the shit out of Babby Bash League tickets and BSA pandering over the next few years.
Reminder that if you listen to any commentary other than the channel 9 commentary team you are a hipster faggot and probably a jew.
I stopped listening to Grandstand when I tuned in and there was some woman calling the Test. I've never been so insulted in my life, so I'm boycotting it from now on. Would rather suffer through Brayshaw and Mark Nicholas than have my intelligence insulted in the name of "fairness"
TMS is literally the best commentary.
>Based Vaughn
>Based Aggers
>Based Sir Geoff
>Based Swanny
>Based Tuffers
>Based Blowers
>>64528732
Mate they've even got a guy called Mohammad because the fucking muzzies are taking over this country ay.
>>64528766
I can cop the curry and the paki cunt because they play cricket but the woman wouldn't know which end of the bat to fucking sit on
>>64528732
Don't they have a literal tranny on commentary?
>>64528783
Yeah mate its you
If West Indies win will it be the greatest innings ever?
>>64528793
They'll be all out for around 270 I reckon.
>>>/mu/61318865
What would you do with so many (you)s lads?
>>64528793
If you stop asking stupid questions will you die of no activity in your brain?
>>64528713
>and BSA pandering over the next few years.
I don't even understand this. There is 0(zero) interest in cricket over there so literally the only market are the Indian expats.
Warne's thing only made money by hiking the ticket prices up to $200-300 per game (I'm not even exaggerating, that's literally what it was).
I just don't understand how CA think BSA pandering will make them money. it's in a shitty timezone so no one in India or Australia will watch it and 99% of the money in cricket comes from TV not gate receipts anyway.
They'd be better off targeting a country like Indonesia which could in theory become like India 2.0. Indo is good at no sports so if the ICC put a bit of effort into staging games there and developing an Indo national team, if it had even a tiny bit of success then cricket might become popular there. It is also in a good timezone for both Australia and India.
>>64528816
make you a (you)nique (you)nicorn painting using the (you)'s
>>64527898
headphones. sennheiser momentum in-ears are just under $100 currently.
>>64528861
beats are better.
>>64528861
>headphones
I'm not a fucking hipster that hides from the natural sounds of the world mate
>>64528886
truthbomb dropped
headphone in public fags are the worst
>>64528903
Iv'e seen a few almost get cleaned up by cars
Will Smith get a concussion?
>>64528872
>beats are better.
fuck no. they are more expensive as well.
>>64528886
>I'm not a fucking hipster that hides from the natural sounds of the world mate
it would be unsociable to listen to music on public transport without using headphones.
afternoon lads
What have I missed?
Nearly half way there lads.
>>64528872
Here's your (You)
>>64528930
I always pump Ghetto Gospel from my nokia on the train, you telling me that is antisocial?
>>64528930
>it would be unsociable to listen to music on public transport without using headphones
Or you could pretend that your life doesn't need a fucking soundtrack 24/7
>>64528918
Only if he loses his Focus
>yfw Smoth declared too early
>>64528966
> i travel on public transport 24/7
Reminder that MWNN is literally on suicide watch
>>64529021
I'm actually a train driver
>green cherries on the bat
What's the point of having a review system if it doesn't even work properly?
Is Hawkeye kill?
Channel 9 """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""coverage""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
RIGGED
does australia lose a review?
>>64529100
>Kurt
>Australia in charge of paying their DRS bills
CA jews have unplugged hawkeye machine to get more shekels
Will Root overtake Smith for top scorer this year?
CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP
>>64529156
Will Root doesn't play for England m8, his brother does.
When did Tracey Grimshaw get so fat?
>>64529156
Will Root fucks anything m9
>tfw have 3 dates with 2 qts and one solid 7 in the next couple of days
>>64529188
She's been blowing up for years.
Also
>fat shaming in the current year
>>64529188
shonky lebanese builders did it.
>>64529156
Probably not
He needs another 103 runs before the end of the year
>>64529191
forgot your Malaysian proxy
Is Holder elite?
>>64529220
Why would I need a Malaysian proxy?
How many times do I need to tell you autists that I don't know you're memes, I'm just here because I'm on holiday.
Why are her kids coconuts?
>>64529211
Does he need a further 103 runs or does it take into account his ongoing innings and only need another 63?
Why is Holder captain if he's only played like 8 Tests and isn't anything special? Why not Darren Bravo or something?
>>64529262
Because women can't resist the bfc.
>Smoths face right now
Who's winning?
>>64529236
Yes
>>64529290
cricket
>>64527461
Just wanted to drop in and say thanks for the nice ass, OP. Keep up the good work.
>>64529283
Because he's smarter than most of these guys and comes from an educated background as well as better leadership skills. Also, he knows the game pretty well for his age and will only gain experience like this. Sucks for him to be in this team though because there's literally no world class players in this Windies team.
>>64529319
Bravo is pretty good but yeah.
Rate my bet, have WI for over 304
Pizza at 6am lads, this is what winter /cric/ is all about.
>>64529340
wins
>ad on Gumtree asking for a house and pet sitter for 10 weeks
>wanting $200 a week in "rent"
Most """"liveable"""" city in the world
Fucking Christ that is the worst ad.
WIll Smith get a wicket?
Fucking awful delivery
what do you think Ramdin has scribbled on the note on his pocket that he will reveal once he gets a century?
>>64527461
Quality ass there to be honest family, I've never really noticed it before.
Are there any more shots of her behind?
>>64529241
So you did forget your proxy?
Smudge bowling fucking pies
>>64529377
pls stop being sexist.
iggs desu
If that was off his shoulder then he shouldn't get the runs, right?
>>64529377
What's her name?
>>64529396
Hit the gloves and then the shoulders so it counts.
>>64529380
I don't know why I would need a proxy. Please explain your meme to me.
I'm amazed Channel 9 haven't been reported for that ad t b h.
>>64529377
Found this one in my folder mate
>there are people in this thread right now who will unironically defend the existence of leg byes
>>64529319
He's made some questionable leadership decisions already, though. Sending Aus in to bat being the most obvious. Also little things like field placements. They missed a slips catch on day 2 that would've been handy because he had only one slip in at second slip, and the catch went straight to first.
I've really not liked him as a captain so far, and I think he needs to learn a lot more about the game before he'll be ready for it. Saying that, I can't think of anyone else in the side that deserves the captaincy.
>>64529411
Which one lad?
>tfw no Aussie m8s
>>64529403
Seething newcunt freshcunt fresh of the latest batch of illegal boats from the Indian version of the Fox Sports facebook page and /r/cricket detected, exposed and annihilated.
What happens if the Windies win
who gets the blame?
>>64529416
>giving the batsman credit for missing the ball
>>64529412
The colonel knows
>>64529432
Jake Lehmann's dad and Australian coach, Darren Lehmann
kek Jim Maxwell just used the 'is x related to' meme
did it with Cummins
>>64529423
Bravo maybe considering his away average.
>>64529341
comfy af m9
Is Nathan Lyon related to the Lion King?
KEK, where were the "people" pretending like this wasn't a road?
Objectively blown the fuck out.
>>64529423
Once Sammy lost his test captaincy he quit the team and played meme20. I hope Holder sticks it out longer
>>64529432
Smith does obviously.
>>64529423
That's completely true he's made lots of mistakes but he'll only learn as he moves on. There's no one really that can lead this side so it only makes sense to put Holder as the captain.
>>64529451
>LOOK GUYS, I'M LISTENING TO OLD MEN ON PURPOSE
keep posting m8 we totally care about how sophisticated you are
>implying being shit wasn't part of their plan
baited into an early declaration desu senpai
>>64529466
Sammy quitting the team was really bad. I mean he was nowhere near good enough for tests but if you watch him in ODIs he gives Holder a lot of support and is a proper team man. You could have really used someone like him on this tour.
>>64529423
He's still learning la' and is objectively the best choice. Bravo has never really shown any desire to lead.
Looks like its hit him on the arm and stomach.
Is Jason Holder related to Michael Holder?
>Hawkeye in charge of working at all
Shit review
Ian Gould dishing out the bantz.
OVER
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THE
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O
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>>64529477
I know you've been listening to the Channel 9 filth so I know you are LITERALLY seething right now
>>64529463
It was weird how much the commentators were talking it up as a bowler's wicket before the game when, at least visually, it looked like a road from the beginning. Even Clarke was saying he would have sent Windies in to bat. It almost felt like they were trying to talk the Windies into sending Australia in to bat.
HOLD
>>64529531
>listening to commentary
No m8 I'm listening to Thelonious Monk
Who has objectively had the best year in cricket, lads?
HOLDER GOAT HOLDER GOAT HOLDER GOAT HOLDER GOAT HOLDER GOAT HOLDER GOAT HOLDER GOAT HOLDER GOAT HOLDER GOAT HOLDER GOAT HOLDER GOAT HOLDER GOAT HOLDER GOAT HOLDER GOAT HOLDER GOAT HOLDER GOAT
>All these reviews
How have they had so many reviews? Going down leg I reckon.
>>64529565
refunded one because no hawkeye
missing leg
man Smoth is retarded
ROCK & ROLL
Smoth on pooicide watch.
Just watch. >We are gonna cop a howler and not be able to review it thanks to Steve 'review fucking everything regardless' Smith.
>>64529565
One got refunded because hawkeye wasn't working. Another one they took too long so didn't get to review when Smith asked for it (which is a good thing because it wasn't out)
>>64529583
3 overs to go la'
Unless you have some fucking rotten luck like >We did in Brisbane >you'll be fine.
>Smith, McCullum, Mathews, Amla
>good captains
Pick one.
ROCK N ROLL IT ROCK N ROLL IT ROCK N ROLL IT ROCK N ROLL IT ROCK N ROLL IT ROCK N ROLL IT ROCK N ROLL IT ROCK N ROLL IT ROCK N ROLL IT ROCK N ROLL IT ROCK N ROLL IT ROCK N ROLL IT ROCK N ROLL IT ROCK N ROLL IT ROCK N ROLL IT ROCK N ROLL IT
Who's the best captain in world cricket right now?
>>64529601
haha who are those guys?
>tfw gone to the gym once in the past week
Thank goodness I'm not a NEET Tbh, being a wagecuck actually makes me follow my workout schedule properly.
>>64529607
Cock
>>64529557
Smoth
>>64529427
>he doesn't tell his friends that he has internet buddies from all over the world.
If pen pals are acceptable why not this?
>>64529614
Black Leppard
>>64529614
That's motorhead.
>>64529620
I meant as a team
>>64529616
why does it make you follow it
I'm trying to enjoy the cricket but my ex gf justed posted a photo of her and new boyfriend.
>>64529614
Frankie Goes to Hollywood
Based God saving the Windies.
Smoth looks like he's going to have a panic attack.
>>64529627
Do you think Kohli and Dhoni are the best captains m8?
>>64529636
Dunno, I guess I have a schedule prewired into my head.
Pretty much
>wake up
>go to work
>come home
>gym
>dinner
>shitpost for an hour
>sleep
And I end up following it. With all this free time I keep putting off my workout and just don't really feel like getting up Tbh. I'm cherishing the few days I have off.
>>64529636
When you only have a limited time that you can use for whatever you want you use it far more efficiently.
>>64529639
Post pic
>>64529639
Block them on social media
>hear windies are finally doing alright
>switch the game on
>wicket
>>64529662
>>64529668
She's dating some big strong american.
Fucking seppos
>>64529639
>>64529639
you should cut off all communication with her, remove her from your facebook. you should have done this earlier. gotta move on.
>>64529636
Works for me because gym is in town near where I work/go to uni
It's really easy to slot in to your timetable when you're going there anyway, but if you're being NEET it's often the only reason you're going to town and it often seems like a waste.
Anyone find Nicholas' commentary this game a bit grating?
Like I know he wants the Windies to do well but it sounds so condescending.
How would Andre Russell do in test?
Literally looks like a 00's sitcom character
>>64529681
BLACKED
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>>64529692
Yeah he tries to sound poetic and tries to buildd up false drama
i.e, He talks out of his ass
>>64529653
Nah, Kohli still hasn't won anything on Test level. He has been captaining U19, RCB etc so eventually he should come good. Cook is the best Test captain at the moment imo.
lel
GOAT
>>64529732
>Cook
oh fuck off. Are we al forgetting how pathetic he was during 5-0?
CLEAN
L
E
A
N
>clean bowled
>"better send it to the 3rd umpire"
kek
KEK
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What a ball
>>64529739
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING summer of casual detected
Cook is genuinely a good captain these days, and probably the best around now that McMeme's DUDE AGGRESSION LMAO tactics have been exposed.
>>64529692
listen to how many times he says "contest between bat and ball" or some variation
It's fucking hilarious
>>64529742
rock n roll it desu
Is she elite?
The only captain that rivals Cock is maybe Misbah
>>64529752
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING Summer of Cricket casual detected
Cuck is NOT CLOSE to being the best captain
It is MISBAH and then daylight.
And there were casuals who didn't want Michael Clarke to be test captain a few years ago.
If he was still playing he would literally be far and away the best captain in world cricket.
>>64529771
If you're looking at solely leadership, then sure. But tactically Misbah is a very negative captain.
>>64529739
>>64529744
Australian Summer Casuals: the posts
>>64529752
>summer of casual
Faggot
>>64529783
I know he is an improved captain, but so is Cock.
Smith is unironically the most tactically flexible captain around at the moment.
he only tactical error has been in the India Tests and since he took over full-time he has been impeccable. And Cock has done so much worse than Smith last year
>>64529785
Statscunt: The post
>>64529783
Mind you, Misbah really doesn't have any fast bowlers these days that he can trust because they lack the basic skill of putting the ball in the right areas. Misbah is probably the best captain in the world overall from the leadership role to his tactics and whatnot. Reads the game in a very tactical manner imo.
>Cook is a good captain
Holy shit, this has to be one of the most casual opinions going around.
Just because he has had a long career and can bat a bit doesn't make him a good captain.
What should I get for takeout tonight lads?
I'm thinking Burger Wisconsin
THEY CALL ME MELLOW YELLOW
>>64529819
he's not a good captain, he is an improved captain
he has learnt from most of his mistakes and he isn't so reactionary and negative anymore
he is Ponting-tier now
@64529819
kys
>>64529811
Yeah, you're probably right, actually. Has he retired?
>>64529806
Fucking hell, Smith hasn't even captained a single test outside Australia and you're calling him the most tactically flexible.
leave short leg to me
>post more than 100 messages on POF for 2 days
>can't send messages anymore for 24 hours
>2 replies
>>64529807
Wrong: the post.
>>64529819
This is some absolutely elite reverse bait folks, admire it.
>>64529842
No, he was supposed to but muh Pakistan cricket board requested him to stay until englel series next year because they have literally no batsmen or anyone to lead the team.
>>64529842
>Fucking hell, Smith hasn't even captained a single test outside Australia and you're calling him the most tactically flexible.
Unlike YOU I am NOT a SEEEETHING Summer of Cricket casual and I have seen him captain NSW.
Beyond that, he LITERALLY and THOROUGHLY Outcaptained your national meme in the Day/Night Test which may aswell have been overseas conditions.
Reminder that Smith captaining McMeme was THE reason Australia won the series.
>>64529825
can you locate where Wisconsin is on the map?
The best captain debate is literally the same as the best team debate
They're all shit
There is no #1
Stop arguing
>Hazlewonk
>>64529876
australia is the best team m8
>>64529871
This cunt is so fresh they sell him at woolies
>>64529871
literally furious: the post
>>64529873
100% from memory
Can anyone repost the legendary post from the wc when /pak/ btfo curries?
>>64529887
and Steve Waugh Smith is the best capitan
>>64529873
Changed my mind, any suggestions for a cheeky curry lads?
Getting a sore throat lads.
>>64529876
t. Memecullum
>>64529904
me too, mate, got a milk shake to ease it, then tea for later.
What're you doing?
Kane after 100 tests according to Cricket Captain 2015
Is David Warner related to Ivy Mae Warner?
>>64529899
Still waiting for the nukes 2bh.
>>64529887
ODI, yeah. Gotta be tested overseas though, and if they go to India and India produces pitches like they did against South Africa they'll lose within 2 days literally. Someone really has to step up and stop what india did right there, probably the worst series (pitch wise) in cricket history I've seen.
>>64529914
About to get in bed m8.
>6:30am
>>64529922
> That flag
> This post
>>64529915
Pretty accurate Tbh
I really need to upgrade, I've been playing the 2013 version for years.
>>64529922
are you indian or pakistani?
>>64529922
Over reacting this much. Only Nagpur was unplayable. Both teams were just playing shit.
>>64529927
Hang in there, I'll be thinking of you
Hope you don't have strep, brah
>>64529915
> can't even get 10000 runs by 33rd birthday
Pretty shit career
>>64529919
>Brendon McCullum getting a lot of praise across social media, and fair enough, he will go down as a kiwi great, but to me he is another one of those guys who could have been a World great if they had played to their potential ..
>Kane Williamson will be the new BlackCaps captain ..
Based Bob
>>64529919
They've also been bowled out for 60 this year
Anyone know where I can find out where Lyon is on the all time list of c&b's?
That loopy cunt seems to get at least one an innings
Holder is wasting his talent batting at 7.
He really should be a batting allrounder.
>>64529919
Bob, you here mate? You watching the game?
>>64529980
What's wrong with a batting allrounder coming in with 50 runs of the board?
>>64529905
Why do you bother tripping when you proxy anyway?
>>64529946
Cricket Captain knows exactly how many tests NZ play lmao
>literally only four 3-match series from 2016-2022
>>64529941
Is Kadai Paneer any good?
Settled on that for my takeaway choice tonight.
>>64529614
Bon Scott and Angus Young
>>64529984
He heard the commentators go on about it
>>64530000
>captaining New Zealand in 2019
>literally play nothing but home tests against Sri Lanka and India while England play about 15 a year
>>64529941
Not really, watched every ball of every match except the last one in Delhi I believe where the blockathon happened and I just couldn't take it anymore. The other 3 pitches were literally turning square and it was a shame how Indian management defended it.
>>64529998
>YUH
>PROXY
OK, first, I'm not using a proxy. Second, it's important I don the trip because idiots on here will try to claim to be me by using a proxy.
>>64529965
ask our resident statsautist.
>>64530000
After Feb I don't think AUS plays NZ again till like 2021 lmao
Here we go lads
https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/3ym82u/who_should_bat_6_for_australia/
>>64529944
Thanks m8.
>>64530036
Watto
>>64530032
NZC LITERALLY sold away tests for more pyjama cricket games for the next 6 years.
>>64530027
Weren't you going to post some definitive proof that you really aren't a proxy?
>>64530028
How do I summon him?
>>64530028
I don't know where this meme came about that I obsess over stats.
>>64530017
>play England
>their numbers 2-7 average above 50
Literally convinced the guy who codes Cricket Captain is George Dobell.
>>64530032
But we get to play you every year in pyjama games, YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>64530027
I assure you nobody gives a fuck if it's the real reality check or not.
>>64530053
It's always some literally who 21 year old as well
>>64530043
>YUH
>PROOF
Honestly do I really need to give you shits any proof? What does it matter to you anyway?
>>64530064
You literally said you were going to prove it, and didn't.
>>64530074
When?
>idiots will try to steal my imaginary internet credibility unless I trip
literally zero self esteem: the post
Will Holder score a hundred
>BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER >BOLDER
>>64530080
The other day
>>64530000
Is that why Vettori got like 40 matches by 22, and then finished on around 100?
LE FUG LE MIJEL MARZH XDXD
It's over.
>>64530090
"no"
aww Jason Holder :(
dejected
ogre
more like bowled 'er
>>64530083
I don't give a fuck about 'cred'. It's more to do with the fact that people will give out shit advice and my message will get misinterpreted.
Holder seems like a pretty good guy
>>64530017
India and NZ don't play against each other that often. When was the last time NZ toured India?
>>64530110
He's black m8
>>64530118
Oh shit mate i didn't realize
OGRE
>>64530064
Because you're using trips, so obviously you care somewhat what people think. Otherwise just go anon
>>64530094
>In all honesty, Mitchell Marsh should be dropped. He hasn't made an impact with the bat nor the ball and his domestic form has suffered as well as his poor showings for the baggy green. I think the board should give him a couple years to reestablish himself, before they call on him again. Watto's career isn't over, yet. I think that he could do well to make a comeback until Marsh is ready in four or five years.
>yfw theres still one more match
>>64530108
you're such a tool
Reality Check is so based he has 32 wisdom teeth.
>>64530142
Oh boy, another three days of 'cricket'
>>64530139
Marsh bowling > Watson bowling
Watson batting > Marsh bowling
It's all well and good when >we are playing the Windies and keep declaring at 3 down, but he's not good enough to bat in the top 6.
who gets motm lads?
probably stove
>>64530152
> Watson's batting
Maybe in 2009. The last three or four years of Twatto's career he was shit
>>64530117
2003
What do these tail enders think they are doing slogging 4s? They should be trying to save a draw.
Fucking disgraceful.
>>64530053
>Literally convinced the guy who codes Cricket Captain is George Dobell.
its utterly comical
Within 10 years EVERYTIME Australia is Bangladesh-tier and England is Windies-of-the-80's-tier
>>64530159
Cheeky Lyon for 7 wickets.
That or this post
>>64530174
Been looking through Warne's twitter, lads.
Why couldn't he have just died when he retired...?
>>64530159
Mitch Marsh
>>64530174
they literally gave their wickets away so they don't have to come in tomorrow
>>64530204
bit rude lad
It's ogre.
Now we wait for real cricket to start.
>>64530214
YES THE BBL. ONE HOUR LADS
>>64530204
he's not phil hughes m8
Mitchell Marsh could "literally" play as a specialist bowler at this point
He is a fuckload better than Shittle that is for sure
>>64530177
Their bowlers weren't that great though, my utterly inconsistent but occasionally brilliant #4 scored a double century against them in one test, and we drew the other with five wickets to spare
I would post my autistic write-up of the South Africa tour of NZ in 2022 but I fear the FSCs are about to show up for unironically watching T20s
>>64530159
Lyon or Stove but imo Khawaja deserves it more than smith.
Marsh bowled twice the overs Shittle did
Shittle on suicide watch
>>64530224
>Sean Abbott will never get credit for Hughes' wicket
Bit weak, imo
>>64530255
get a brown banana up ya
>>64530256
he didn't get out you pleb he retired hurt.
>>64530275
I think if you kill the batsmen, you should get the wicket. 63* or 63 'rtd hurt' trigger me.
>>64530255
Siddle gets to play boxing day tests for nostalgia reasons. He's effectively retired from tests otherwise.
>wake up at 7.30 am
>watch aus vs windies and shitpost on /cric/ from 7.30 am to 12.30 pm
>Go for lunch at 12.30 pm
>watch eng vs saf and more shitposting from 1.30 pm to 9.30 pm
>Go out for a smoke
>Get back home at 10 pm and sleep
l-l-living the dream, r-right guys?
>>64530134
You just don't get it. Do you?
>>64530302
you NEET lad?
>>64530239
Just post it faggot.
>Nathan Lyon is the Man of the Match
based gaz
>>64530302
based desu
>we have a perfect record against india in international T20
>>64530330
In my holidays m9. Studying mech engineering at the moment.
>>64530315
nice facebook filename, faggot
>>64530302
>day consists of pooing in exactly ZERO loos
>>64530226
Gilly could have unironically made the test side earlier as a specialist batsman
>>64530374
>he schedules his poos
are you in the military or something?
>>64530315
holy fucking shit
based RC proving the doubters wrong
>>64530362
>we
fuck off jimmy get back to playing your garbage domestic shit you're not in the team anymore
>>64530382
McCullum was unironically a better keeper than Gilly
>>64530315
RC doubters on pooicide watch
>>64530315
What's your endgame?
Why is it so hard to find a curry place that doesn't taste like the rest?
It's like there's some store where every single takeaway buys their curry sauce from.
>>64530431
Go move to India then you retard
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=11566839
>New Zealand are in line for a coveted Boxing Day match against Australia in Melbourne on their next test trip across the Tasman.
>The shambolic state of the West Indies team means Cricket Australia are on the point of relegating their next tour of Australia in the 2019-20 summer to early-season status and eyeing venues such as Darwin and Townsville to host them.
HABBENING
>>64530315
leg day?
>>64530441
Shut the fuck up you fucking cunt. Don't you EVER reply to me without permission.
Measly little bitch.
>>64530431
What are you paying? If you're getting cheap takeout indian, yeah they'll pretty much all taste the same.
NZ will beat Australia this summer.
>>64530443
tired of playing minnows
can we get a good side just once ffs
>>64530457
>poorious Poo Peelander
Nothing new here
K E K
>>64530457
Can I reply to you Daniel?
>>64530469
10 bucks, but even the fancier Indian restaurants I've tried all taste the same.
>>64530471
> Shaun Marsh denies NZ a series win in the final test by bowling underarm
>>64530431
Cassia m8
>>64530431
I've got a place that does the fucking GOAT butter chicken. But everything else is shit, so I go somewhere else for vindaloo
Australia, Sydney and Melb at least, has better Asian food than Asia though
>>64530498
>$54 mains
nigga i'm not made of money
Maybe some day though.
>>64530576
morning friend, did you poo in loo today?
>>64530592
>>64530576
I for one would rather looless pooers than ausissies desu, remember T20>Test IPL>BBL
>>64530315
>Those stories you heard... it's true, all of it
>>64530592
Your own country has a tinge of red, friend
>>64530592
Yes, pal.
Are you ready to choke today?
Would you rather fuck the daughter from Modern Family, or the Mum, or the Spanish chick?
Honestly, I think the mum knows her way around a cock.
>>64530624
The already lost in the first innings.
>>64530636
pre-tit reduction daughter > Spanish > Mum
They're all pretty top-tier imo tho desu
>>64530636
Stopped watching modern family after 2 seasons, is it any good after that?
>>64530636
Spanish chick
That is some prime puta
Who will be man of the series lads
you now remember sports tonight
>>64530622
niggers :/
>>64530624
absolutely.
you must be jelly that we HAD the 3rd best test team EVER. after the great windies and great aussies of course. don't see your god SRT in any of them. btw, SRT is overrated.
>>64530665
I'm only watching it because it's on before the cricket 2bh
>>64530592
it upsets me that no one has made portugal dark red
>>64530682
Stove
>>64530152
They should give maxwell a shot before watson
R8 my filters lads
>>64530682
Peter Siddle
>>64530740
This triggers the RC
>>64530740
But how will you be able to see any posts from our fine New Zealand friends?
>>64530740
Congratulations. You are now posting on Reddit.
>>64530699
>you must be jelly that we HAD the 3rd best test team EVER
I'm pretty sure Bradman's Invincibles weren't South African...
if you're talking about South Africa 2009-14, how can you call that a great team when they CONSTANTLY got rekt at HOME by a mediocre Australian team?
>>64530738
actually no, I changed my mind to Faulkner
>>64530782
you aussies have some hoodoo over us at home, not really sure why. 1999 WC maybe?
any team containing bradman doesn't count.
>>64530810
I think it's because Saffa conditions are more similar to Aus than subcontinent or elsewhere
Anyone up for some karaoke?
>>64530544
You don't even want to know how many times I've been there Tbh
>>64530810
>any team containing bradman doesn't count.
It wasn't just Bradman you SEEEEEEEEEEETHING fucking casual, that team was full of GOATs
Keith Miller was OBJECTIVELY better than Kallis
Ray Lindwall was OBJECTIVELY better than Steyn.
Neil Harvey was OBJECTIVELY better than de Villiers
>>64530829
very true, but i think it's more of a mental thing.
>>64530848
Ok grampa, shouldn't you be in bed?
>>64529524
B A S E D
I G G S
D E S U
Where were you when Reality Christ utterly btfo his doubters
Thank you based RC, we dont deserve you
>>64530740
Reality cunt is a trip though
>>64530848
>trying to compare players from 1948 to modern times.
>objectively
sorry mate, can't follow your logic there.
>>64530859
Fuck off, just because he's right you faggot.
>>64530849
very true, South Africans are just naturally mentally weak softcunts
see: Jonathan Trott
>Only 5 thousand members
>>64530875
SEEEEETHING casual detected
Reality Check is his NAME, he is a trip because he has a TRIPCODE
The NAME Reality Check is being filtered, which will correctly filter RCs posts, just as it would if you filtered his TRIPCODE
>immigrant to US
>suddenly miss cricket
baseball is so shit. Though NFL is alright.
>what did he mean by that
>What did he mean by that
they are onto us
>>64530848
KEK, have you actually seen the "opposition" they played?
Look at the bowling of the guy who bowled Bradman for a duck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvrOHYp8nRY
He LITERALLY looks like my companys accountant in our last charity game
kek
KEK
K E K
Reality cunt on paedophile watchlist for filtering through lewd orphanage pics to try and revive his narrative
>>64530919
Damage control - the post.
>>64530919
Based RCs throughout history
>muh Invincibles who beat a bunch of English amateurs are the greatest team of all time because they dominated one team in an era where everyone had a day job
Does this delusional waste of oxygen krazykuckold even THINK before he speaks?
>>64530935
whats your "poodiction" for this game?
>>64530951
'close'
>>64530916
This
Anyone who actually says that cricketers in those days were good is a meme
>>64530951
Already mentioned that I tipped the Heat in a "close" one.
You really need to learn how to use that F3 button.
So how many diehard Motorhead fans are you suddenly friends with?
>>64530935
Pathetic life: the individual
>>64530994
None, because I don't use normiebook for anything other than organizing events.
>>64530994
1
But he's making up for being the only one by making literally DOZENS of posts/re-posts/shares on the subject.
>>64530970
has there literally been any era where NZ wasnt shit at cricket?
>>64530916
You can only judge a player by their era, pretty much any athelete from the 1940s looks shit compared to pros today
>>64531025
has there literally been any era where Australia wasnt Britain's trashcan?
Just remember your grandparents were LITERAL human garbage in the eyes of the British.
>POOT
I just had a Happy Meal, lads.
>>64531037
Jokes on you my grandparents are Croatian
>Abbott takes your wicket
root is shit apparently.
>>64531049
>LITERAL human garbage in the eyes of the fucking Serbs
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>>64531048
Bet you looked like a complete nonce when you ordered it
>>64531056
And vice versa
Whats your point?
>>64531037
my grandparents are Austrian
there's literally nothing to brag about having any sort of British Isles heritage
Nice "genetics" you have there
kek
KEK
>>64531037
>anytime prior to the 1780's
>>64531049
WOGWOGWOGWOGWOGWOGWOGWOGWOGWOGWOGWOGWOGWOGWOGWOGWOGWOGWOGWOGWOGWOGWOGWOGWOGWOGWOGWOGWOGWOGWOGWOGWOGWOGWOGWOGWOGWOGWOGWOGWOGWOGWOGWOG
>>64531063
All Slavshits need to get back on their boats
>>64531063
>admitting to being LITERAL human garbage
>>64531037
Are you implying my grandparents lived 200 years ago?
>>64531009
Keep telling yourself that. But if you follow my advice you can become like pic related.
>>64531078
a tee-shirt?
Who pioneered the "SEETHING" meme? It's seriously one of my favs right now, will probably vote for it in my Hottest 100.
>>64531074
Nah I dont want to
>ywn be as handsome and intelligent as based RC
jdimsa
>>64531070
yes thats correct, Australia has a wide array of different ethnicities because Australia is actually a destination that migrants desire to travel too
>>64531077
No, they didn't exist then. Just like your family's self respect.
>>64531049
Do you have a big nose?
Morning lads, how's it going?
>>64531060
Had my nephew in the car
Why the fuck is AB keeping
He's evidently shit at it
He's already carrying the team as it is
Why are SA so short of players
>>64531095
Unfortunately not, dad does tho
>>64531090
>Australia gets the lebs, iraqis, somalians, slavs and hues
>We only get hard working designateds and chinks
kek
KEK
K E K
>>64531109
they're in Perth
>>64531101
Did you get him anything?
These Kiwi posters are literally cancerous
fuck off back to /int/ with your gutter-tier "memes" you autistic manchildren
>>64531099
morning,
-india said he did poo in loo
-some aussie freshcunt tried to compare players from 1948 to modern players
-aus vs nz
the usual.
>krazykrezja is a literal and unironical Slav
YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>64531113
>hues
Wait a minute. Are you saying that Australia LITERALLY lets Brazilians into the country?
kek
KEK
KE
>>64531115
Got him some chips and a drink, I was feeling peckish so I thought why not, I'll have a Happy Meal, hadn't had one in years.
>>64531118
t. Alberto Slavovic
>>64531088
If I wanted to read a bunch of freaks electronically blowing a mong I'd visit infitinychn
>>64531130
Never seen one in my life
>>64531147
t. Jao Fernadinho
>>64531118
this
/int/ """""jokes"""""" are LITERALLY some of the worst jokes of all time
>xd le leaf
>xd le falag
>xd poo
>xd DEGISNATEUAD HA HAHA :DDDD
NEW THREAD
>>64531148
>>64531148
>>64531148
>>64531148
>>64531130
When I went to the Gold Coast the train was fucking filled with hues and Argies
I LITERALLY did NOT hear a single word of English spoken the whole time
kek
KEK
K E K
who /roosters/ here?
>>64531126
>tfw no boer brother to teach me how to kill a nigger in 100 different ways
>>64531128
no I'm not, you haven't been talking to me
you should fuck right off to /int/ though you underage memespouter
I'm sure your mother is extremly proud of you
>>64531113
DESIGNATED MAORIS SEATS
>>64531161
autism
>>64531118
Seconded
This place was the anus of /sp/ before the World Cup, but now its the fucking shit sitting in the sewage tank. Every single kiwi (all 2 of them) have the most advanced Autism I have ever seen. I cant stand it anymore. Probably gonna stop coming here (something I should have done years ago)
>>64531155
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>64531164
> Fucking Kiwi
> At the Gold Coast
YOU COULD NOT WRITE THIS AS FICTION
>>64530916
the cameras definitely have an effect on that, the movements don't look natural and everything appears slow
>mfw spinners
>>64531178
>PLEASE STOP BULLYING ME MR BIG STRONG KIWIS
Stay in lebbit, Turknjaydee
THREAD REMINDER
>>64531148
>>64531128
Right and I suppose your heritage is the superior Bongland race? A race genetically weakened by years of incestuous inbreeding?
Or perhaps you are of Scottish/Irish origins, a race so strong they have been cucked by these Bonglanders for generations.
"Literally" nothing wrong with being Slavic, my girlfriend back in Aus is Russian and she is objectively more beautiful than 90% of Australians.
>>64531139
Fair enough, worth it?
>>64531197
Tauism
>>64531220
Yeah, wasn't bad
walkcunt on suicide watch
no /rug/ and this general is the closest to it
when is super rugby starting?
forkcunt on chewicide watch
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