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England 303 & 4/193
South Africa 214

Hurricanes 1/50
vs Heat

Australia beat West Indies by 177 runs
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Go away
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AUSTRALIA IS FULL OF BRAZILIANS
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>>64531148
I would anally ravage Ellyse
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>16 year old kiwis have shitted up what was already the biggest shithole on /sp/

Bye
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>>64531178

I'm unironically considering filtering them

Daniel is LITERALLY the only one who ISNT an underage, basement-dwelling recluse
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>>64531183
they are cool fucking dudes and their women are slamming hot.

I'll drink with a brazzo over a kiwi any day of the week
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>Poo Peelian subhumans getting assflustered over their "heritage" that they're ashamed of getting exposed

No FUCKING WONDER krazyslavja named his reddit account after a Polish player KEK
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Reminder that if you find /int/ humour funny you are a literal child.

Reminder that autistic memespouter is a KNOWN /int/ faggot and is responsible for this faggotry coming here
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>>64531188
Ellyse isn't aging well
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daily reminder that one man beat the all blacks.

as you were.
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statscunt on suicide watch
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>>64531217
>thugby faggotion

how about no
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>>64531217
what sport is this?
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>>64531214
>get shot XDDDDDDD
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>>64531217
Is he related to Dale Steyn?
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Lads which race is the worst at cricket? Is it Latinos or Slavs?

>>64531215

She far better than the drag queen in the OP.
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statsmaori on body odor watch
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>>64531217
>2009
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>>64531232
3 families moved to South Africa and created the white population you see today, this is why they are borderline retarded and there is only 3 different last names
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>>64531232

nope, everyone with the surname steyn and de villiers are just naturally op.
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>>64531217
> Morne Steyn

Focking hell, why do Saffas only have about 4 names in total?
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>>64531212
What level maths did you do this year?
What about next year?
Do you catch the bus or does mum drive you in?
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>>64531235
Holly is pure unlike the shitskin lover Ellyse
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KEK, where did all the poo peelians run away to?

Aww, did the big mean NZGODS bully you away again?

poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peelian poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch.
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>>64531251
Is that man Brazilian?
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>>64531251
Grow up.
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>>64531249

i caught the bus your slav uncle drives you fucking subhuman

kek

KEK

K E K
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>>64531257
No you grow up you dick knob
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>500 posts early

LITERALLY

KEK

NICE

"""POOMMUNITY"""
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>>64531257

t. David Poocuck
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>>64531241
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When does the Sydney test start?
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>>64531267
Literally what is wrong with slavs

Sorry if I don't understand your juvenile humour
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>bring up their heritage
>they all start crying and fuck off to reddit/facebook

YCMTSU
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>>64531257

I thought you Aussies were at least red pill?

Multiculti doesn't work lad.
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>>64531212
I'm proud of my Italian heritage. Not because of some wars they won, or the beautiful women, or the great food that comes from there. "literally" because my ancestor wrote one of the greatest works of all time and "literally" had a word named after him.
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>>64531285
Literally next year
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>>64531289

t. Wryzyrzjrzek Slavovic
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>>64531289
>t. daniel, known slav lover
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>>64531291
go back to /int/
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>>64531294
t. incestuous bonglander

How often have you seen the dentist lately mate.
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>>64531294
we are immigrants to this country you fucking ignoramus

How could an Australian (non-indigenous of course) be against immigration with a straight face? Serious question.
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>>64531296

>he claims descent from Machiavelli

Reality Cunt on aborted narrative watch
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>>64531296

>Europe's asshole
>A
>FUCKING
>SHOE
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>>64531251
Ellyse will be a victim of domestic violence in 2016. Cap this
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>>64531310

HAHAHAHAHAH THATS FUCKING HILARIOUS

>>>/int/
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>>64531310
where did you get you 'Based' shirt from? Serious question
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Does anyone else just fucking hate the way Bairstow holds his bat directly upward in his stance

Like it just makes him look like a massive tool
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>>64531304

KEK, forgot about this

>s-s-s-she's a virgin and didn't lose her virginity to her cousin, i swear!!!
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>>64531318
Nigga is an Uncle Jonah m8
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>>64531296
I'm personally descended from Winston Churchill, Julius Caesar, and Jesus
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>>64531316
Oh it's xD reaction image man again spouting this juvenile shit. Who would have thought?
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>>64531326
Probably the same place that I got this one from. They can mock up anything you want
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krazyslavja on squat watch
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>>64531294
Actually, my post was in response to THAT particular claim of >LE FUG LE SHIDSKIMS XDXD, against someone who has actually made a career for himself here.
Hating people LITERALLY based on their skin colour and NOTHING else, and ignoring anything that person has actually done, is the sign of a manchild who spends too much time on the internet.
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Watching the beautiful moonrise in Wollongong lads
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>>64531313
Cause we're full
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>>64531296

>conquer the known world
>fuck it all up
>lose WW2

good job man, you should be proud. /s
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>>64531306

which Kiwi are you, daniel I assume?
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>>64531326
China

>>64531330
I know you're making shit up, but being descended from Churchill isn't something to be proud of at all.
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>>64531342

t. Wryzyrzjrzek Slavovic
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>>64531342
ah, of course it was krazykuck behind that reddit-tier post
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>>64531330

>Palestinian heritage
>that flag

YCMTSU
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>>64531351
I'm Daniel but it seems one of the others has got pissed off at shitspouter and his /int/ shite because that one post wasn't me.

If we really want to play the whole "superior race" game I would put fucking $100 on me having a more "pure" race than shitspouter, and I could prove it too.
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>>64531360

i'm convinced he's a pooinloo tbqh
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>>64531367
>actually paying to see Shit Lanka
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>>64531327

Fucking hate it too. Combined with that gormless look on his face he looks like an absolute moron
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Why are kiwis even in this thread? What cricket matches involving New Zealand are on?
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>>64531374
>not supporting your country's team in the best way possible

Cricket is on the verge of being a dying sport here too, the only way to truly stop that is to go to the games.

Besides, it was nice, for the two hours that it lasted.
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Has a Kiwi ever posted in a thread before an Australian poster?
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>>64531382

I'm watching Christchurch's Brave Ben Stokes.
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>>64531382
I'm a cricket fan, not a New Zealand fan. The objective best test series of the summer is on right now, casual.
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>>64531382

Daniel is fine

Statsvirgin and Bitchspouter are just hitting puberty though so you have to excuse them
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>>64531386
I went on Boxing day and it wasn't dead
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>P-P-P-PLEASE NOTICE ME BIG STRONG CHINAMAN
>LET ME WORSHIP YOUR BIG YELLOW COCK XDXD
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>>64531390

scroll up dickhead

kys
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>>64531313

I didn't mention immigration you fucking retard. I'd happily take millions of Anglo immigrants because they have our culture which has accounted for 97% of everything ever invented in the world. We are superior as Anglos.

I however would not take shitskins, wogs, wetbacks, niggers, abos, kikes etc.
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Execute all muslims.
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>>64531397

>paying to see the Windies

KEK
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>>64531395
>I'm a cricket fan, not a New Zealand fan
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>>64531408

>miss AB breaking records.
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>>64531406

>this is hate speech in Britnannystateland
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>>64531408
I was supporting my nation actually
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>Pollock, Beefy & Athers

You CANNOT name a more comfy commentary box than this.

>>64531397
It was sold out on the 28th too. We could hardly find a space for the rug at half an hour before play started.

But still, I'll go to any games that I can just to support the team and the board. Any people that go are good for their numbers, regardless of how small they are.
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>77 posts
>17 posters

kek, nice """"community"""" you've got here
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>>64531404
yes and I see a Kiwi entering the thread after an Australian OP has laid the way

I've never seen a Kiwi ever post without an Australian either being OP or replying to the thread before the Kiwi
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>>64531396

>this projection

kek

KEK

K E K

Not my fault you hate your heritage Fernando
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>>64531416

what records?

South Africa's consecutive defeats record?
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>>64531407

But then Joe Root would be our frontline spinner.
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KEK, where did all the poo peelanders run away to?

Aww, did the big mean AusGODS bully you away again?

poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch
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>>64531420
Yeah, the Hagley oval isn't too bad 2bh, the seating is a bit shit though if you don't bring a fold up chair.
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>>64531423
I literally made multiple threads during the Ashes, Summer Casual.

>>64531424
Since you're so proud of your heritage, why don't you share it with us?
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>>64531420
>Beefy

Swap him out with Holding or Blowers and you have a point.
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>>64531408
Probably put up more of a fight than SL
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You all saw what happened when Daniel made a NZ vs Sri Lanka thread. They post here so they can be noticed. Insecurity complex
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>>64531440

1/2 Taiwanese, 1/4 Scottish, 1/4 Welsh

There's a bit of Greek in there too on my mother's side.
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>>64531429

you must have missed it:

http://www.espncricinfo.com/south-africa-v-west-indies-2014-15/engine/current/match/722341.html
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>>64531440
Yes, for an Australian match.

Everything you guys do on /sp/ is tied to us in some way. You have no identity of your own which is why you gather to shitpost in our threads, use our memes and only reply to BSA&Y's after an Australian has laid the groundwork for you.

Just something I've noticed over the years
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>>64531441
> Holding or Blowers
>AHAHAHAHAHAH THEY HAVE LE FUNNY ACCENTS XDXDXDDDDDDDDDXDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD LMAO THEIR VOICES ARE DIFFERENT TO MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Kill yourself.
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>>64531451
Are you the tripfag on /int/
Kiwi dude or something?
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>>64531447
1. That thread wasn't made by me
2. I literally went on a four-day tramp half way through that test
3. The previous test had at least three threads
4. At least one of the other kiwi posters was actually at the Hamilton game

kys
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>>64531451

>Statscunt is LITERALLY the Kiwi Elliot Roger

kek

KEK

K E K
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>>64531459

>LE I OWN LE MEMES XDXDXD

The irony of Australia chastising anyone else for rehashing their culture is HILARIOUS.
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>>64531459

>Literally this autistic.

It's a cric thread on le epik 4chins mate. Cool your drool.
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>>64531418
Brittany's in France, mate
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>>64531451
You can't be fucking serious mate

You're shitting on other people's races, whilst being mixed race

Jesus christ you are literally the scum of the earth
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>>64531474
>>>/reddit/
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>>64531471
>>64531474
Did I hit a nerve, Likiliki?
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>>64531469

The difference is that I don't hate my heritage at all. But there ARE losers over here that objectively do, and it's THIS that I'm laughing at.

The fact that there are literal race manlets here makes me LAUGH.
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>>64531483

:^) nice can I use that??
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who /notwatchingcucket/ here?
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>Taylor

W W T L
W
W
T
L
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>an English wicketkeeper scoring above 10 in both innings

Uncharacteristic
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>>64531482

>w-w-w-what's wrong with slavs??!?!!!!
>s-s-s-s-stop being racist :(
>HAHAHAHA LOL U SUBHUMAN CHINK HAHAHAHA

You disappoint me, Daniel
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>>64531499
>LOTR DVDs
kek

KEK

KEK
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>>64531489
>The difference is that I don't hate my heritage at all
No, you just hate other people's heritage and have done mental gymnastics to convince yourself that somehow your heritage is fine, and everyone one else are disgusting shitskins.

Seriously, I've told you this before statscunt, you NEED to see a doctor. Seek help, before it's too late.
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>>64531489

You've LITERALLY spent the last half an hour of your "life" calling me a Slav (I'm not, fyi) as if that were something derogatory

YOU are the mental manlet here, statsvirgin
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>>64531471
KEK, nice attempt at damage control you retarded faggot.

Good to see how easy it is to ruffle your feathers.
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Hobart starting to look shit now.
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>England's #9 has a test match 150
>England's #10 has 6 first class centuries
>England's #11 has a test fifty
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who /maori/ here?
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>>64531523
>starting
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>that FURIOUS angry little manlet kick at the ground

toppest kek, someone please tell me they have a webm of that
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>>64531499
The prequels are pretty unnecessarily shat on desu
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>>64531499
Geez those pictures look tacky in that room
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Why is it you always hear the people with shit heritage being proud of it, whereas it's racist to be a proud white anglo-saxon?

In cricketing terms, 21st century racism is like being told you can't support SA, NZ, AUS, ENG but if you support BAN, AFG, ZIM then go crazy.
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>>64531507
>>an English wicketkeeper

that's generous calling Bitchstow that
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>>64531519

Sick projection there, Wyrzykryxzek
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>>64531523
>just now
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>>64531530
This. They're not great but the follow up has made them look like a masterpiece, and exposed how much of a casual pleb Star Wars fans really are.
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>>64531534
It's not really considered racist Tbh

I'm proud of the fact that I'm a 6th Gen NZer that is still 95% of british blood
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>>64531535
he's even ginger m8
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Poo Peeland Ltd literally destroyed in this thread right now.

This unironically happens every single thread, every single day.

And yet "they" keep crawling back here.

Classic battered wives syndrome.

kek

KEK

K-E-K
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>>64531524
Are any of them born in England?
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BIG BLACK comes out
Bulls on Parade starts playing

EVERYTIME
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>>64531534
Anglo-Saxons haven't done anything worth being proud of in almost 100 years

It's seriously like hearing your old grandad with dementia talking about "back in his day"
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>>64531558
>battered wives
that's our thing m8
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>>64531534
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>>64531548

There is literally nothing in the world more pathetic than racial or national pride. YOU have done NOTHING to "earn" this "achievement", but YOU use it as a feather in your accomplishment-starved cap.

Seek help.
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>>64531525
>Maoris sober enough to pass captcha at this hour
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>>64531559
All the players are English-born except Compton and Stokes (who still moved here when he was 7 or something.)
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>>64531559

Only straight outta and Moeen aren't English.
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>>64531564
Yeah, and I literally just said it was your thing, you illiterate subhuman scum.

No need for a furious damage control reply, as we all know it's coming.
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What the FUCK is there to do in Sydney on a Tuesday night that doesn't involve drinking?

I want to go see a movie or go somewhere alone but there is fucking nothing
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>>64531567
I literally completely agree with this. How the actual fuck did you pull that from my post? Are you illiterate or just projecting hard?
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>>64531588
>LE DERE IS NUFFIN 2 DO XDXD
KEK, you're one of THOSE losers who don't know how to have fun.

Kill yourself.
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so root missed out on a century again? colour me surprised
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What happened to Mel's hair and voice? Has she been replaced by an almost-lookalike?
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>>64531581
no, WE (Poo Peelanders) do the beating
It is our CULTURE. In the film "Once were Warriors" Jake the Muss represents the NZGods, while the pathetic hori bitch that gets slapped around represents the Poopeelians.
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>>64531599
Come on then lad, give me some ideas. This city is dead as fuck for single people
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>>64531461

>stop liking what I don't like.

Seek help. Holding's soothing voice is the definition of comfy. This is an objective fact.

I hope you wake up being ashamed of this post.
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>>64531558
It's not PP, it's statscunt.
For real, I've argued with him just about every night for the past 2 weeks, and in that time I've started to see a glimpse into his mind. He is LEGITIMATELY mentally ill. I've never seen anything like it on /sp/ before.
I would bet my house that he is an only child. I say this because he has absolutely no concept of how to effectively argue or debate other people, and his brain cannot simply does not process that he could potentially be wrong. At first I thought maybe it was just when it came to cricket, and that he was simply arguing so pathetically just to try and save his e-persona and ill-thought-out title of "statsautist", but even in a discussion such as this, which has nothing to do with cricket, his mind jumps through hoops to convince himself that somehow HE is perfect in every way and always correct, and everyone else is wrong.

I hope for his sake that he is under 18, because it means that he still has time to mature and to learn these social skills, otherwise he really does need to see a doctor and get started on some medication pretty soon or I've no doubt he'll kill himself/his family or become a mass shooter.
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>>64531567
>>64531595
hahaha look at you kiwi cucks
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I bet every time Bairstow scores runs Buttler dies a little inside
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>>64531577
Compton is technically fully English since his family is English too he was just born in SA
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>>64531548

Nice one lad, you should be proud.

>>64531563

Am I being trolled? Name me any big invention this century and whites. generally anglos have been behind it.

Internet, modern day computer, mobile phone, selfie stick, CERN, letting women vote, anything else you can think of.

Are they actually teaching in schools that whites don't creat everything still because blacks can play bongo drums now?
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>>64531595

You are proud of being a New Zealander. Yet you have done nothing to actually achieve this "accomplishment".

Seek help.
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>>64531621
Have you met Matt? Or JFBF?

Both are more mentally ill than this chap.
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>>64531611
KEK, good to see you STILL came crawling back to me when after the brutal intellectual beating I just handed to you.

Nice job confirming you and your subhuman ilk are literally battered wives who beg for that big strong AusGOD cock.

Looking forward to your inevitable reply where you come crawling back to me, STILL seeking my approval.
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>>64531634

>MUH PAST ACHIEVEMENTS

Kys. You are literally as bad as Poo Peelian summer of cricket bogans still wanking over >muh 5-0
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>>64531638
>You are proud of being a New Zealander.
No I'm fucking not. Being proud of being a nationality is fucking stupid. I have literally no idea where you pulled this from.
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>>64531621
>otherwise he really does need to see a doctor and get started on some medication pretty soon or I've no doubt he'll kill himself/his family or become a mass shooter.

He is LITERALLY half Asian

P O T T E R Y
O
T
T
E
R
Y
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>>64531628

To be honest, I imagine Butler probably prefers to only play ODIs, giving him more time for big bash, IPL etc.
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>2016
>Stokes will still be considered a no. 6
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>>64531634
So what have you contributed? May as well be a nigger desu

Stop hanging on the coat tails of whites who have actually made this world what it is you useless NEET
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>>64531338
>Oh it's xD reaction image man again spouting this juvenile shit. Who would have thought?

>>64531565
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>>64531621
>I would bet my house that he is an only child.

Objectively wrong. How many bedrooms?
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>>64531656
b-but muh meme wallops
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>>64531649

>le self hating first worlder

back to reddit
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>this desperate saffer review

even live that looked nothing like it was close
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New Inferiority Complexland Ltd.
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>>64531649
Are you at least proud of the abundant beauty of this nation?
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Anybody want to meet up and go for a walk and maybe check out some second hand bookstores or something? I'll buy max brenner and drive, no obligations at all.
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>>64531661
>more lying
You become more and more mentally ill with each post.
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>>64531660
Did you forget to write something in your post? What are you trying to say?
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>>64531649

>No I'm fucking not. Being proud of being a nationality is fucking stupid. I have literally no idea where you pulled this from.
>I'm proud of the fact that I'm a 6th Gen NZer

Seek help.
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>Saffer reviews

Lel Morkel must have seen that was nowhere near, why did he let Amla review that
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>>64531621
I've been trying to work out exactly who he is recently, I have a feeling that he's 22+

There was one guy who used to constantly talk down to me about internships and jobs and about how I'm going to be a failure and all that shit because he knew better, being 23 odd, and I've never confirmed if that guy was the same person as statsautist. If it is, he is legitimately mentally ill.

Fuck it, if you're here, right now, and you have convinced yourself that you're NOT at least somewhat ill, you're actually just wrong.
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>statscunt is a chink
kek

KEK

You cannot make this shit up.
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>>64531680
come down to Wollongong one day and we'll go to the nets and get on the piss all day
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>>64531645

Well we could look at current IQ levels, who are currently the best innovators, businessmen, happiest states etc.

>>64531658

I'm contributing to political science mate.

Why are you a race apologist? You'll see how right I am in 10 years when the "poor refugees" take over and Yorkshire is under water.
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>>64531687
>6th Gen NZer
how many generations back can you go in NZ
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south africa will win this match, calling it now
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>>64531534
You CAN'T be """"racist"""" to a white person in a """"""white""""""" country.
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>gonna have to wait a couple hours for the Aussies to go to sleep

When the quantity of Australians/NZers meets critical mass it feels like every thread turns to shit and goes completely off-topic
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>>64531680
Where you at, lad? Mind if my wife's kid tags along?
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>>64531621
> diagnosing someone with a mental disorder based off anonymous posts
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>>64531697
I'm a bit more cultured than that but thank you anyway.
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>>64531683

>le u r le lying

KEK, ok m8. If you say so. Just reflect on the fact that you've spent your Christmas break arguing with and diagnosing a 18 year old half Taiwanese only child shut-in cricket fan with a narcissism complex who hates everything about Australia.
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>>64531523
>
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>>64531712
see: mental gymnastics
literally every post
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>>64531251
>Toomua
>black

Aside from his skin colour he literally couldn't get any whiter.
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>>64531708
Yeah bring him along, the more the merrier. I'm serious, I might even have some pressies lying around.

I will post my phone number as part of a riddle if you are interested
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>>64531684

You are a hypocrite, and you are not intelligent.
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>>64531679
I like it. Proud? Not really. I'd say lucky, and thankful for my ancestors for coming here.

>>64531687
I literally just said that the fact that my family has kept my race alive is worth being proud of. In 200+ years there'll be no such thing as individual race. Not saying that mixing is inherently bad, but in a country in which every single person is a melting pot, it's nice to be a single race.
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>>64531612
What would (You) do were you in ANY other """"""city"""""""?
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>>64531711
>bit more cultured

Explains why you complain that your single and have nothing to do
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>>64531700
I've never met anyone more than 6

Family arrived in 1840
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>>64531694
>22+

Correct. I'm 24 with a full-time job.

Sorry to burst your bubble but I'm fairly normie.
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>>64531733
If I was in London, New York or anywhere in Asia I would go for a walk on the street where I could find random things that are actually open and enjoy the vibrant street life.

Sydney has nothing like that. The entire place shuts down at night.
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WALLOP
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holy shit
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R O O F
O
O
F
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>>64531711
>I'm a bit more cultured
>wants to go to fucking Max Brenner

Kek.

KEK.

LGTSS

>white """""people"""""
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Wait, are you guys actually watching meme cricket?

Instead of the test?

What the fuck
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>>64531726
Go for it m8

So long as it's your shout coz Max Brenner's exxy af
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>>64531751
top kek

nothing wrong with MB. I have truly patrician taste in music, film and literature so whatever you say is completely off base.
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HOLY FUCKING SHITTT
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Why are tattooed Dapto derros allowed to be umpires?
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>NO BALL

kek

KEK

K E K

PISSBANE ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>64531763
I'm a minor shareholder in the Brisbane Heat
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>>64531763

>LE LOOK AT ME I AM A LE SPECIAL LE SNOWFLAKE XDXDXD
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>>64531737
Legitimately know next to nothing other than some Danish and Maori
It's not that big of a deal at all
>>
A guy named Feldman hasn't been smacked this hard by a Christian since Auschwitz.
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>>64531740
Australia is a culturally DEVOID country which has only achieved anything noteworthy in its existence in meaningless sports games.

There is NOT ENOUGH DEMAND from the Australian people for """""""""""""things to do"""""""""", aside from >LE GETTING ON LE PISS AND WATCHING LE FOOTY/CRICKET XDXD.
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>poo peelanders in this thread are UNIRONICALLY bricklayers and warehouse stockers
KEK, you literally cannot make this shit up
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Hes taking the piss at this point lads
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>>64531765
Yeah I said I would shout.

Alright the first clue is 0425 475 XXX

You will get the remaining three digits over the next hour and you will call me as soon as the last number is posted and I will come and get you.
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>tfw the anti racist brigade have been put in their place by me yet again

Damn it's good to be Anglo.
>>
In for comfy bitchstow hundred.
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>>64531785

What's wrong with being a tradie?

We LITERALLY build a country's infrastructure.
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>another one

KEK

Is Dan Christian playing himself into Test team contention right here?
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>>64531792
What suburb in you senpai?
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>>64531785
Dont stoop to their level you fucking sperg, jesus
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>>64531794

have you permanently moved to spain or just there for shagaluf?
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>>64531795
A robot can do your job, and luckily I have a mechanical engineering degree and am trying to build a robot that will render all tradies useless.

Tradies will no longer get the ladies! HA HA
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>>64531793
Something happened in the cricket so I had to post about that, then some lame white guy wanted to go to Max Brenner (Kek... KEK!) so I had to lambaste him.

I am ready to resume racebaiting.
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>he GENUINELY believes that UNSKILKED LABOURING jobs are the same as trades
>he actually thinks he is with more than a common ox
KEK, you literally cannot make this shit up
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>>64531807
I've lived here for a decade.
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http://munchies.vice.com/articles/mysterious-teen-burglars-are-eating-denvers-hot-pockets-and-netflix
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Desu senpai
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>>64531795
>LITERALLY get told what to do by people like Daniel

Sounds fucking awful m8
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>>64531800
Marrickville
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>>64531817
Daniel will drop out, cap this
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>>64531815
the onion is terrible
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aw shit
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>>64531822
>"i really really want everyone else to fail so that i feel better"
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>>64531822

He'll get fired from his internship at Beca thanks to someone from here, mark my words.
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>>64531817
Daniel will UNIRONICALLY be working in his mum's pie shop FOR THE REST OF HIS EXISTENCE.
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>>64531794
They'll tell him to start slogging and get out in 3 balls before then tbqh
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>>64531795

Tradies are good lads and generally highly skilled. The idiots that lament them obviously can't do the their jobs themselves.

The problem is school doesn't teach you these skills so people think they're easier than school work because it's not in a gubmint assigned text book.
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>>64531832
Yes, and?
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get this black guy the fuck outa here
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> There are casuals in this thread who legitimately think South Africa can win this
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>tfw these are the only active threads during real nigga hours
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>>64531621
>he has absolutely no concept of how to effectively argue or debate other people, and his brain cannot simply does not process that he could potentially be wrong.

>Zerogoose saying this UNIRONICALLY
Jesus Christ, get some self awareness.
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Why would a Big Strong engineering company hire an ABSOLUTE beta faggot child like Daniel when they could hire a Popular, Charming, Confident Man like Hugh?
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>>64531839
>Tradies are good lads
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>>64531848
BIG
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>>64531815


http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-29/texas-affluenza-teen-ethan-couch-taken-into-custody-in-mexico/7058542

this is favourite today

>I'm too rich to know better.
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>>64531831

this will be a reaction image for months to come
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>>64531851
nepotism
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>>64531839
Tradies are literal human scum

Their day consists of undertaking menial tasks that an ape could learn within minutes and then celebrating their "hard earned thirst" with 20 "schooies" a "schnitty" and a "slap" down at the local r-o before somebody brings out a bag of MDMA and they all get so fucked up they can't walk before going home to suck down a few bongs before they try to fuck their pig of a missus with their dick resembling a piece of rope
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>>64531849
Goose has been a NEET shut-in taking care of his retarded brother for too long and his brain has turned to mush, gibe him a break m8.
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>>64531839

This is OBJECTIVELY correct. In my experience, the people who stroke their e-peen over their fucking pleb Bachelor's degrees are the ones who are completely mechanically useless and need help in routine tasks like changing engine oil or unclogging a toilet.

Fact of the matter is that most of these "people" WILL become wagecucks slaving away so their boss can afford his latest trip to Hawaii while the tradies are successfully running their own businesses on their own terms, without the burden of a student loan.
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>>64531848

PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT
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>>64531853
Kek.

Somebody was bullied by a Big Mean TradeGOD once...

KEK.
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>>64531862
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>>64531862
90 percent of them also unironically listen to Triple J
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>>64531851

I kid you not, he literally got the job through family connections because he was some corporate's waiter.

It's honestly hilarious that he sees fit to try and analyze me as a person when he knows next to nothing about me, while I know nearly everything about him.
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>>64531865
This will trigger him immensely m8, prepare for a reply with lots of strategically capitalised words.
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>>64531869
>2016
>watching small weak australians
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>>64531880
Triple J is exclusively the pursuit of beta bachelors students like yourself.
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>>64531862
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>>64531881
"""""people""""" like Daniel will be the first to be murdered when the robots gain their own conscience and rebel.
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>>64531888

actually, that's Spotigoy
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>>64531888
I dropped out of high school in year 10 and have onset schizophrenia in my late 20's. Nice try trying to analyze me
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>>64531888
nah mate, the modern tradie is all over Triple J and the latest hits.

Who you voted for in Hottest 100 is the hottest conversation topic at smoko
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>>64531891
How old is Alexa?
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Is it true that Mark Waugh has a big cock?
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>>64531864
The funniest thing is how he is CONSTANTLY making assumptions and diagnosing people based on their posts, and yet when it happens to him he goes >U HAVE NO PROVE U CAN'T PROOF IT XDXD

I genuinely hope he dies soon.
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Reminder that based, elite, muscular, handsome and intelligent Ivan is a tradie and is now worth $2.7 million at 26.

Not quite RC tier, but who is?
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>>64531888
About half-half desu, some are Triple J, some are Triple M for muh footy coverage or 2Day/Fox for their Top 40 and LE HAMISH AND LE ANDY
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>>64531148
>heat
>uniform is green
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>>64531900
>I dropped out of high school in year 10
this is the average Poopeelian
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>>64531855
>I need to go on the lam, the US Marshals are after me
>I know, I'll hide in the most Americanized, American-populated vacation destination in all of Meheco
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>>64531905
Mel just KNOWS
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>>64531900
hows that early childhood trauma going lad
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The dumbest person I know in terms of book smarts is the richest of all my friends. He makes money doing some shit with pools and gets $5000 a week as a minimum
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How do you say "broken fucken arm" in afrikaans?
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>>64531905
>>64531922

Where's the wet floor OC?
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>>64531910
Base fucking Ivan. I wish that my property portfolio can one day be as Muscular as his.
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>>64531928
bruken fuckeng ahrm
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statsGOD on king of /cric/ watch
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>>64531902
>>64531900
>>64531895
Nah "mate" Triple J us exclusively the pursuit of beta bachelors students.

No point trying to deny it.

Every caller is a student.

Every "issue" on their "news" and Hack relates to students.

Triple J is blasted in the common room of every university.

The presenters/DJs are all students.

The entire station pushes a ridiculous left wing agenda that students love.

Triple J is YOUR radio station, beta bachelors nerds.

Deal with it.
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>>64531908

Same here m8, he's literally insufferable.

It drives him literally furious that I've somehow become an e-celebrity around here, despite me never asking for it or tripfagging. It's even funnier to see him denigrate the whole "e-celebrity" concept when he spent years of his fucking life tripfagging on a specifically anonymous imageboard.

It's been a fucking laugh seeing him frantically trying to assess me as a person while I keep feeding him shit to go along with. At the end of the day, what has his character analysis actually done? I'm still going to post here, no matter what psychosis he diagnoses.
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what the fuck is triple j
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>>64531946
If you actually worked on a building site they all fucking listen to Triple J
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>>64531946
FBI is more for the uni crowd tee bee aitch.
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>>64531946
Triple J is v popular with tradies though
>>
>90 over ball
>wasting reviews

Is Amla, dare I say it, a massive flop?
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>>64531946
yes nobody is denying this

But the "cool" tradie listens to Triple J. He will have a sleeve and he will drink vodka redbulls and drop pingers on the weekends. He loves house music and Ben Harper and is most definitely attending the next music festival even though it costs him a weeks pay.
>>
Is the Gabba the worst ground in Australia?
>>
>>64531941

based threadcounter :3

>>64531953

I'm guessing Australia's equivalent to The Edge or ZM
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>>64531910
Based elite Ivan 2bh.
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>>64531953
its the ZM of Australia
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>>64531960
>aitch
Its haych you degenerate
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>>64531959
Is it not possible that every normie fucker in Aus listens to Triple J, whatever the fuck that is?
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I remember when Triple J was Double J
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>>64531962

the declaration is imminent m8
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>>64531970
disgusting 2bh
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>>64531963
Accurate post.

He also has a recent model Commodore ute with aftermarket oversized rims and a terrible financing arrangement on it.
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>>64531975
Every normie tradie below the age of 35 will listen to Triple J onsite. I used to labor site to site. EVERY FUCKING TIME
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>>64531978
i bet you listen to bFM
>>
George > The Rock > Radio Hauraki

Prove me wrong.
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JJJ may be shit but if ANY of you faggots try to pretend that Karnivool aren't elite you can get the fuck out
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>>64531992
I don't listen to the radio
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>>64531975
Every normie LITERALLY does listen to it. It is UNIRONICALLY programmed as my number 1 station in my car radio.

t. normie
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>>64531999
>when famm passes you the aux cord
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What is Triple J?At first I assumed it was just the Aus equivalent to Radio 1, now you're making it sound like some pseudo-hipster shite.
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>>64531993
>listening to radio, ever

I literally haven't listened to a single second of radio since I was 10
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>>64531963
>>64531961
>>64531960
>>64531959
I am literally a tradie, and I also go to university part time.

It is hilarious how insecure you bachelors nerds are about your music taste.

What kind of mental gymnastics is needed to convince yourself that Triple J is NOT mainly a station for beta, first and second year uni students?

On work sites, you'll sometimes find tradies listen to triple J, but mainly they listen to pleb classic rock stations, or top 40.

You are in complete and utter denial about the very clear FACT that Triple J is a station for beta bachelors nerds.
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>>64532006
Radio 6
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FBI is superior when they aren't playing gay Daniel tier rock shit
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>>64532010
>hello everyone im still in pooniversity
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>>64532010

>LE LOOK AT HOW LE SPECIAL I AM FOR HAVING MY OWN LE SPECIAL SECRET INTERNET MUSIC XDXDXD

When you actually start working Daniel, you'll find yourself listening to the radio every now and then.
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There is no reason to listen to the radio when everyone can store their own music on their phones
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>>64532011
>I am literally a tradie

Enjoy not being able to work at 50 when your body starts to break down you stupid fuck
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>>64532011
>On work sites, you'll sometimes find tradies listen to triple J, but mainly they listen to pleb classic rock stations, or top 40.

Except AGAIN, (You) are INCORRECT. Tradies too, love Triple J.
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>>64532011
>prioritising tradie life over uni

jesus christ
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>>64532024
This. They never even play anime music on the radio
>>
full toss wicket

disgusting
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>>64532031
>anime music
"no"
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>>64532011
>I am a tradie
>I go to uni part time
Forever taking your opinion with a grain of salt. I dont even disagree with you but still, ugh
>>
The two minnows of the BBL
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>>64531996
MUH

NIGGUH
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>>64532017
>mfw flipping through stations and FBI was playing 2 hours of shoegaze
>mfw shoegaze is an actual thing and not just a meme I saw on /mu/ once
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>>64532025
I don't do anything labour intensive these days.

I worked my way up and did external study to become the project manager of the largest construction firm in South East Queensland.

There are lots of paths to take in life, and I hope you one day realise that not everyone needs to pay hundreds of thousands of dollars to study for five years in order to be "successful".
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Lads it's lunch, so what should I wank to?
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Wait, is Triple J top 40 or alternative shit?

I'm genuinely confused.
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>>64532028
Uni is a meme. >we literally ALL cannot be engineers.

It is a Government-deployed meme to keep the unemployment numbers DOWN.
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>>64532040
>not blasting anime music at busy intersections and residential neighborhoods
What are you a faggot?

>>64532050
Vore
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>>64532027
Except everything I wrote is 100% accurate, and is backed up by listening statistics.

Keep being in denial though.

Enjoy hearing Triple J again while studying your worthless Bachelor of Arts.
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>>64532010
>>64532024

RNZ Concert is actually really good
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>>64532048
Loveless is the only shoegaze album worth listening to. MBV literally created and perfected it right there
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>>64532054
I started a job in my field the day after my last exam.

If you have personality and a uni degree you are instantly ahead of everybody else in society
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>>64532049
Do you know Walkbro?
>>
lel at thinking a degree means anything these days. they are all cookie cutter courses that cunts who can't even speak english are guided through with ease

not a tradie btw
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>>64532053
Alternative, sometimes there'll be a Top 40 crossover like Get Lucky or Riptide
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>>64532053
Alt shit, underground australian music, with very VERY occasional top 40, but only if it sounds pretentious enough.
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>>64532064
>IT IS LE BACK UP BY LE UNPROVIDED STATSCUNTISTICS XDXD
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>>64532072
>they are all cookie cutter courses that cunts who can't even speak english are guided through with ease

This is what low IQ actually believe lol
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>>64532079
Kek.


Maybe 20 years ago. Triple J is literally Nova-tier now.
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>>64532050
http://exhentai.org/g/543697/fd7404a2ca/
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>my actual face when someone denied triple J is a student station
>people this stupid exist and think their opinion is worth anything
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back
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Post you're moms' underwear, lads.
>>
0-1
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>>64532111
>moms'
FUCK OFF YANK SPEAK ENGLISH
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>>64531217
I remember back in 2012 posting in /rug/ saying that Morne Steyn was based as hell and faggots were being such gaycunts about it, quite honestly.
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Is the Op of these threads autistic?
What's with the recurring uggo-cuntface pic?
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What do you reckon about these sunnies /cric/?
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>>64532122
We Americans speak English though, Kangaroo.
>>
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>>64532157
You'll still be the same disgusting, pathetic, ugly nerd you are now even with them on.
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>>64532169
>This projection

Wew lad, get Freud on the line lmao.
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>>64531935
>>
seriously though, the fuck is wrong with you "people"?
>>
https://youtu.be/Eaa2XD49Ci0
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>>64532157

looks good Æ’am
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Anyone up for some karaoke?
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>Ausfailians
Nuke when?
>>
few thousand more brits booking flights out after today
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>>64532233
Out where, and why?
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>>64532233
I don't get it.
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because its gonna be a whitewash
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>>64532233
huh?
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>>64532260
What is?
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Long time no see, guys.
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>>64532277

This culturally insensitive
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>>64532141
>>64532193
Watch cricket it might help you calm down.
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>>64532289
He's German, he "literally" can't.

They are so uptight that their "greatest" philosophers' thesis basically boils down to 'work hard'.
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>>64532190
made any new content m9?
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What did YOU do while 4chan was down?
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>South African cricket
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>>64532282
chutiayapa
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>>64532308
Is the stereotype of Brits always being grumpy true as well? Could be their because of their dull climate.
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>>64532318
""""""South African"""""" """"""cricket"""""
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>>64532315
Watched cricket while applying for uni
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>>64532321
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>>64532315
Fishing, went around to some girl's place and took her out to eat before basically telling her I wasn't interested in fucking at all tonight.

I just want to be back with my girlfriend, it fucking pains me so much not being with her. At this rate I'm going to bite the bullet and come back to Aus to face charges.
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>>64532338
Me right now? Where are you applying to?

>>64532340
y-y-you t-t-oo
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>>64532310

Nothing has really jumped out and tßh, I need ideas and with Hiro's rank incompetence, I've lacked """"""""ideas""""""""

I was a standard bearer of RCs through time, but it was pretty shit.
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>>64532348
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>>64532315
Watched the match while refreshing /sp/ front page every 5 mins.
I need a life.
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>>64532324
I wouldn't say grumpy so much as whiney. Their voices are so fucking grating on me and always have something to fucking bitch about. Years of incestuous inbreeding on that island have turned them into a pack of weak minded mongrels.
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>>64532348

What the fuck would you face charges for cunt?
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>>64532353
>Where are you applying to?
Looking to apply in some universities in ontario canada
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>>64532372
Yeah same man, OUAC is a real pain in the ass. Which universities?
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>>64532315
Cut my hair (3 all over) had a shower and wank
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>>64532370
paedophilia
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>>64532370
Apparently I owe over 20 million in tax fraud, but it's complete horse shit. Just the government trying to bully a little rich citizen into filling their coffers.
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>>64532348
I love you. You really have brought so much enjoyment back to au/sp/. Every time you post, I wonder what sort of sheer genius I will be reading. I could read your posts all day.

I am not being sarcastic either, I genuinely believe you are the best "persona" we have seen on this board, let alone in this humble community.
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>>64532372
>>64532384
You both can meet in canada and fuck each other.
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>>64532409
Chutiyapa
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>>64532384
Right now I've got Uinversity of Toronto, Ryerson, York and McMaster. But I'm probably going to not apply to some because I'm poor.
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>>64532385
>not doing a 3 on the side every month and keeping it long on top for over 12 months
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>>64532408
why don't you travel to Indonesia and marry him then
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>>64532363
How many countries have you traveled?
Been on all continents?
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>tfw never know what to get when I get a haircut
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>>64532416
Same situation. I'm looking at McGill, Toronto, McMaster, Western, and UBC, which is my first choice.
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>>64532418
>Unironically giving yourself a hitler youth

I bet you tie it up on occasion you hipster trash. Go listen to Triple J
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>>64532308

>It's a RC looked up Machiavelli earlier, and now he's been on Wikipedia for 5 hours comment.
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>>64532408
Thanks, I love you too assuming you're not some kind of immoral deviant. I can assure you though that this isn't a "persona", the stuff I talk about is real, but I must admit I do get a kick out of the absurdity of all these haters thinking I make up shit when it's all happening in reality.
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>>64532434
No I don't tie it up but I do in fact cut it like this ironically
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>>64532428
Show the person a picture of Hitler or young Stalin to make things interesting.
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>>64532433
What programs are you looking to apply to? Not sure what I want to do so currently thinking of just applying to engineering and maths programs since I'm best at maths and physics
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>>64532426

Dumbshit, he founded three of them
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Its 2 am cunts, why are you still here shitposting
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>>64532449
I'm Josh Reynolds. Do you still love me?
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Can anybody stop >us?
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>>64532436

I screencapped his comment about tax fraud so we can laugh at the stupid fuck later
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>>64532434
>Hitler youth
>12 months of hair on top

Pick one, dickhead.
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HACKNEY GAS
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>>64532464
I'm applying for commerce and economics in most places. It's not easy to get in but I'd hate to study anything else.
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>>64532484
I ironically support a League 2 club too, famiglia.
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>>64532426
>countries
Honestly I don't know I've never bothered to count, and I've been to some countries as a kid which don't even exist any more like Czechoslovakia. Off the top of my head I'd guess around 70-80.

>continents
I've never been to Antartica. People in the "elite" circles I've socialized in always brag about how majestic it is and that it's a fantastic experience blah blah blah. But honestly I don't really see any purpose in going there. I get more stimulated by different people of different cultures than anything else.
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>>64532479
Well then its top knot length (manbun) with the 3 on the sides.

>hipster life
>look at me
>im so cool with my hair
>girls will like this

PICK ALL /FA/G
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>>64532496
>commerce and economics
>2016

You might as well apply to be a blacksmith as well
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>>64532505
>/fa/
>irl

You need to commit suicide asap
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>>64532502
respect bro
best league in the world
https://youtu.be/dIUr0EwPhsk
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>>64532510
'no'
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>>64532505
>Top knot
>12 months worth of hair

Are you actually retarded?
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>>64532525
Did i trigger your insecurity? Is your haircut not giving you the results you wanted?

K E K

fag
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>>64532503

Why do you keep on pushing the disbelief envelope?

Czechoslovakia? Really? Why not implicate yourself as being the long forgotten Balibo 6th?
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>>64532549
>he genuinely thinks people from 4chan leave the house
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>>64532503
>I don't really see any purpose in going there
To see aurora borealis.

I wish I had healthy brain and normie emotional intelligence to get stimulated by people and social interactions. Due to social anxiety only places I really enjoy are the secluded ones far away from civilization.
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>no stumpings since 2012
top fucking kek
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>tfw you wank so hard that your dick spasms later on
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>>64532618
That one did spin a lot.
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>>64532556
Actually there was a long forgotten Balibo 6th, Roger East, and my parents knew him well not that you would believe it.

>>64532606
Congratulations you fell for the mental illness meme. Time to wake up and start living your life.
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>>64532633
a competent keeper would have taken it, you could tell by the reactions of all the players
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>mfw all these spoilt middle class arts degree babbies didn't have access until a brave tradie warrior fixed 4chan for them.
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>>64532645
Well they were pissed because it's De Villiers.
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>>64532637
>mental illness meme

please never stop posting. i am making a booklet of your posts, like the utv booklet.
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>>64532428
>tfw barbers think they are artists and purposely give a JUST haircut if you ask them to make minor tweaks again and again
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yus lads
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>>64532672
How far back are you going?
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>>64532682
I used to only allow my girlfriend to cut my hair, now I "literslly" haven't had it cut since and don't think I will ever again.
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>>64532667
well yeah that's rubbing salt into the wound, but even if that was a number 11 you wouldn't be ok with it
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>>64532672

Unless you have a postdate prior to 13th September, I will sue you into the ground.
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>>64532510
>2016
>going to college at all
Only good thing about college was you get to meet qts.
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>>64532637
>Time to wake up and start living your life.
That's what I'm gonna do in 2016.
Joining the foreign legion.
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>>64532716

I'm an unironic mature student. I just really like programming and """""digital media""""""

Certainly beats the shit out of being a hospitality manager for another 12 years.
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Could really do with another wicket before the end of the day tbqh.
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>>64532755
I could do with an actual friend tbqh
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>>64532734
Up to you mate, it sounds like a lot of work and personally fighting for someone else's cause doesn't appeal to me but you'll probably get a lot out of it if you survive.
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Is it true you used to sell cocaine to Gary Ablett RC?
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>>64532606
>To see aurora borealis.
come to norway m8, tons of that here.
i'm sure Reality Check has been here countless times
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My old man works for the RBA and he told me that the shit is really going to hit the fan in the next couple of years. Like, don't even bother taking your money out of the bank because it's all going to be useless type of shit hitting the fan.
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>>64532777
>fighting for someone else's cause doesn't appeal to me

I thought you were tying to find a cure for some disease over there, lad?
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>tfw accidentally split some cracked black pepper in my tea and it tasted better

i'm on to something lads. pls don't steal.
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Thank you based Finn
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>>64532849
That was my friend's project and it interested me.

They've gone loopy though, don't think they were ever serious about the whole thing. Now they're fighting for independence in Papua.
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>FAF

>>64532823
/pol/ will have a heyday.

>>64532849
Follow the chain of comments pal. He was referring to the foreign legion.
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Who can stop us?
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>>64532898
the weather?
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>>64532898

cape town, i hope

i'll be there
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>>64532898
Allah
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>>64532606

Aurora Australis. You SEETHING casual.
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Picking one of these up on sale tomorrow at Myer
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>>64532981

will look good with cream trousers and pink shirt mate.
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>>64532957
Me too going to Beerhouse later
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>>64532893
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>>64532672
where did you get that picture
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>unironically losing at home to englel

why so the saffas never smash teams like australia do?
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Just fapped to this lads.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2x73ze
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Sore throat has kicked in lads.
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lads
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no /rug/ and this general is the closest to it

when is super rugby starting??
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>>64535662
>caring about a sport which only 1 country in the world takes seriously
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>>64532049
so you're a tradie that went to TAFE and now you make schedules and organise sub contractors

you got ahead because of your connections, not anything else

nice "success story" you've got there
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>>64538055
That's LITERALLY life m8. Look at Daniel.
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List of things wrong with England:

>Still can't find anyone who can bat with Cook
>Root can't convert 50s into hundreds
>Stokes is still unironically a thing
>Bairstow can't keep for shit
>Moeen isn't a good spin bowler
>9 somewhat decent batsmen instead of ~6 really good ones
>Nobody knows the team's best 11 in T20s

And they're still shitting all over SA.
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2 more days of 2015 left lads
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>afghanistan wins again

They're literally going to qualify for the meme 10-team world cup at this rate
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>>64538055
>you got ahead because of your connections
The only people who say this like it's a bad thing are people who are jealous.

PS, connections don't just fucking happen, you have to make them. It's still hard work.
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>>64538869
I don't really feel there's anything wrong with Stokes at the moment. He has like one great innings in 20 with the bad and one great spell in 25 with the ball, but he's proven he can be useful with both even if he fails more often than not but he's really useful as a fourth seamer to give the main guys a rest

And Moeen isn't actually that bad desu, he's bowled some seriously good deliveries in this match. He's not an amazing spinner but he's not garbage anymore.

And who fucking cares about T20s m8
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>>64539518
Replace them with Windies as a full ICC member tbqh

>People on cricinfo commentary earlier texting in literally believing that SA can easily win this test

Are the people who text into this website mentally ill? Pic related is from their own site of every instance of a 416 or higher run total, it would need some super human effort from SA now.
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>>64540085
>Britain wants to replace the Windies with more Kebab instead of Based Ireland

OH GEE, WHAT A SURPRISE
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Fuck, I could really go for some kfc lads
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>>64540546
Z I N G E R B U R G E R L A D S
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>>64540123

nah I agree with him

cricket has potential in afghanistan, no one gives a fuck about cricket in Direland, it's just a protestant meme there.

Ireland would just be Zimbabwe 2.0
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You are literally seething with jealousy.

I can taste it.

Your post confirms everything we already assumed about you; that you are a pathetic, insecure, jealous, piece of shit that has achieved nothing, and will never achieve anything.

You have no real world experience and it shows.

You hate normal and successful people because they remind you of what you will never have and will never be.
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>>64532823

we are overdue for a recession. at least the dollar has adjusted itself way down.
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>>64542522
>>64542526
GET FUCKED
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>>64542583
KEK, don't pretend that YOU didn't just get cucked, faggot.

You literally got comprehensively PTFO just then.
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>>64542583
>deleting an embarrassing post where you were literally proven wrong
Why are "people" this pathetic allowed to "live"?
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>>64542631
Please make the new thread, Mr Big Strong Englishman.

I don't want to post on a thread made by a retarded aussie beta or a dirty poo peelander.
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>>64542708

>>64542810
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walkcunt on suicide watch
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joshy
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walkcunt on suicide watch.
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joshy on nobel prize watch
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walkcunt on suicide watch
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