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Australia 551/3d v West Indies 91/6 (43 ov)
England 214/5 (78.2 ov) v South Africa
Syd Sixers 29/2 (4.3/20 ov) v Melb Stars
First for America would be best at cricket if we cared
>>64476909
I honestly have heard the word used in real life less than a dozen times, it's such a forced meme
2nd for the basedogs
West indies replaced by Ireland when?
>/cric/ has become a soulless general thread
I'm UTTERLY seething lads.
NEETistic Bitchspouter on suicide watch
Where the fuck have all of South Africa's allrounders gone?
10 years ago the team was filled with seaming allrounders like Klusener, Hall, Kemp, van der Wath, Boje etc.
>>64476930
it's all krazykrejza's fault
>>64476930
which has been the case for atleast 2 years
>>64476930
RC and I are "literally" the only ones who stoke /cric/'s fire. This is an objective fact.
>>64476930
would you rather three separate dead gamethreads?
How about you go post by yourself in the /daniel/ thread?
>>64476932
You couldn't be further from the truth you retarted fresh cunt
>>64476938
Nah we had separate gamethreads only this time last year, I made plenty of them myself (for BBL at least).
>>64476933
its a shame Albie Morkel went to poo
atleast in meme cricket he would have solved all their problems
Let's be real here cunts, this games a 4gone conclusion MATES
>Steyn with the new ball
Nervous lads
>>64476946
even bothering to reply to posts such as those LITERALLY proves otherwise
>>64476954
TO;PO
r/cricket love burns and siddle now
>>64476936
>LE FUGG LE GAYZYGAYZJA XDDD :D :D XDDDDDDD
>>64476939
based RC, how does he do it? Gosford City FC should be seething.
>>64476939
Kys statscunt.
You barely even post in bbl threads. I was the only person who promoted super smash discussion too because i actually watched it
>>64476963
r/cricket has always loved Siddle.
it's full of pathetic Cucktorians who circlejerk their own.
>>64476962
Seppo my black ass ya cheeky fuckin cunt
>>64476957
compton is an opener so it shouldn't bother him overly
>>64476966
Statsloser isn't actually here for the cricket at all. He's here because he genuinely believes he's becoming an "e-celebrity" and it makes him feel warm and fuzzy.
>>64476975
TO;PO
>>64476978
t. krazykrezja
>>64476959
Wrong u utter retart.
I actually have balls and will tell fuckwits where to go if they come at me.
You should grow a pair some time roosterwoman
>>64476966
>You barely even post in bbl threads
Because I only watch real cricket and not some watered down joke posing as pyjama cricket.
Kys shitspouter
>>64476978
this is me >>64476933
>>64476963
Kills me every time someone says r/cricket or any other sports subreddit is for """intelligent""" discussion
>>64476972
>unironically not liking Right Arm Poo
>>64476989
>LE FUGG LE DEE DWEENTY:D
Once again proving your casualness statscunt
New Zealand won the chip why Australia lost?
>>64476985
>LE U R LE BOOZDERBIDGE XDXD
>>64476963
https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/3y4qlx/usman_khawaja_is_in_for_shaun_marsh_for_the/
could me and 10 random cab drivers beat the Windies?
>>64476989
>I only watch real cricket and not some watered down joke posing as pyjama cricket
>>64477003
Explain my casualness then, shitspouter.
In fact, who are you tipping to win tonight's game and why?
last three digits is the size in feet of the colossal squid RC is currently defending the orphanage from.
>>64476905
you just KNOW
>>64477018
If they were American you could most likely beat the Aussies
Is Bairstow, dare I say it, elite?
>>64477019
i'd prefer to watch womens t20 over aus v wi test game desu
>uncompetitive Tests
>Babby Bash League
Is cric in Australia on the decline lads?
>>64476996
He's a stop-gap bowler and everyone knows this.
He's literally only playing until the young quicks get enough experience and fitness under their belt, and then he'll be discarded.
r/cricket genuinely believe he's a class bowler who deserves his sport because he's the #3 fast bowler in the country. That's just not true.
Honestly in my experience, r/cricket are nowhere near as enlightened and knowledgeable as they believe they are. You'll often see multiple paragraph long examinations of players' techniques, and they are literally the same for each player. It's absolutely talking out of their ass to seem intelligent and get upvotes with no real substance of analysis at all.
>>64477012
Roosterpoo got btfo this year. His fat body is hanging from the rafters right now since the all qld nrl final
MAXIMUM
Did we get RC's prediction for this match?
>>64477041
Decline from what
>>64477041
unfortunately can't vs south africa every single test game
why are australians so racist against the west indians?
>>64477042
Posted this yesterday. From the matchthread
>Fuck I'm glad they kept Burns in. He seems a born opener to me, has the presence & will to compete that all great openers have.
>He doesn't smack it around like Warner or Hayden, but is more than a technical rock like Bucky.
>Quickly becoming a real favourite of mine.
>>64477013
there are people in that thread who seem to unironically support BBL teams
>>64477041
BBL will literally overtake AFL and NRL within 16 years.
>this pushing of women's "sport"
Disgusting.
HA HA HAHAHA
Elyse fags BTFO
cricfu is now married
>>64477068
Absolutely pooper-peeved Gay-League """fan""" SEETHING at the WBBL being more popular than his sport detected.
>>64477042
b-but he's such a good bloke and has so much heart
>and he's a Prictorian!!!1
Perry fags mass suicide confirmed
bit like the under 14s lmao
>>64477062
The Memebash game currently has 3 times as many comments as this test
>>64477059
>unironically implying Warner isn't technical
Lads...
>>64477056
I really don't believe that to be true, in fact I would say Australians are most tolerant of West Indians compared to most other nationalities
>>64477024
Actually watching total recall right now with my gf and her family and drinking pol roger. Who the fuck watches cricket in the holidays you loser hahhahaha
Tired of posting on my phone now. I await your buttsmashed reply which i will not read
>r-remember women p-play this as w-well
>>64477059
but his technique is anything but a rock senpai
why did Ellyse marry a coconut?
Zampa and Maddinson both played for Warilla in juniors lads
it's like pottery
>>64477063
Tip top bantz m8
>>64477074
>implying I give two fucks about wogball
>>64477059
That's exactly what I'm talking about.
>"born opener"
>has "presence"
>"will to compete"
>doesn't "smack it around"
>technical rock
Buzzwords with absolutely no substance to them. How does he look like a born opener? How does he show "presence" at the crease? How is his technique "like a rock"?
I forgot to mention this but it's also very important, reddit rely on purely quoting stats as means of "evaluation" far more than /cric/ does. Look at >>64477013 for example. It's literally just pulling stats from cricinfo as arguments.
>>64477086
she wanted to crack the highly profitable coconut market
Oi cunts fuckin lass got the bisness I reckon yeah
>>64477091
BBL appeals to brown people, which the AFL does not, and the NRL only appeals to coconut browns, not curry browns, which there will be increasingly more of.
>>64477059
>Burns
>"opener's technique"
>keeps getting bowled
Jesus fucking christ.
>>64477042
>nowhere near as enlightened and knowledgeable as they believe they are
>talking out of their ass to seem intelligent and get upvotes with no real substance of analysis at all.
This is pretty much the essence of reddit as a whole
Is Chris Goulding elite lads?
>>64477079
They think playing aggressively makes you devoid of technique. And Rogers was a very good player but no fucking way was he a technical "rock"
>>64477083
Top fiction lad. Just remember every night your mother goes to sleep secretly hoping she doesn't end up waking up tomorrow to change your sheets.
>>64477105
Not seeing many brown people at the BBL m8
>>64477059
>technical rock like Bucky
Have they seen a single game or is this ""opinion"" based entirely off stay they saw on fox sports
>>64477123
There's plenty m8. I went to the Thunder-Sixers season opener and there was more brown people there than any NRL game I've ever gone to.
Indians haven't had an NRL player to support since Barba turned to shit.
>>64477107
Right, but r/cricket is mostly filled with users whose names lead you to believe that they sought out reddit purely as a higher level of cricket discussion (opposed to Facebook I guess). From the moment they create their account, they believe they have some wealth of cricket knowledge that other people need to know about, and the smugness really fucking shows.
By comparison, how many people who've never visited 4chan before say to themselves: "I want to discuss cricket on the internet... I know, let's go to 4chan > /sp/ > /cric/"? Most people come here by coincidence, or eventually decide to pop in after seeing a cricket thread on the front page. r/cricket users literally consider themselves to be cricket gurus from the outset.
>>64477098
These are armchair casuals who have nothing to contribute apart from circlejerking over how shit the commentary is and how Smith is literally god. I honestly think they genuinely believe Burns is technically adept to open just because he's patient.
That Geoff Lemon article on Channel 9 commentary and Brayshaw being someone who casually keeps an eye on the cricket in pubs could easily be summarizing that place.
>you now remember Michael Beer wore the Baggy Green in an Ashes Test
Hilditch was a cunt.
>>64477118
Rogers utterly PTFO'd you today
>>Chris Rogers: "Test Cricket is generally played on flat wickets. In my experience it is always the best cricket teams that want to play on the good wickets because they feel they will outclass the opposition. It is the bowling-friendly wickets that bring teams together and give the weaker teams a chance."
>mfw Henriques is dead
suck shit cunt
>>64477056
Historically Australia loves the West Indies so much so that every player for like 30 years was a celebrity and we gave them a farewell parade in the 60s.
Watson acting like a dickhead and Fuckner abusing Darren Bravo shows a complete lack of respect and isn't representative of what most Australians think. It's been shown that a lot of Australians pity the West Indies at the moment and wish they would git gud again.
>>64477143
That series was the absolute nadir of Australian cricket
>>64477135
NRL crowds are shit anyway, BBL has probably passed them already.
>>64477141
>These are armchair casuals who have nothing to contribute apart from circlejerking over how shit the commentary is and how Smith is literally god.
sounds like an australian /cric/ thread desu senpai
rip in peaches moises
>>64477147
Australia also reduced Holding to tears over the constant racial abuse he was getting in the 70s
>>64477149
nope, that was just a very very good England team outclassing an Australian side in transition
India 2013 was
>>64477159
Outside the summer of cricket, /cric/ is filled with people who know their stuff. Even krazykrezja is more knowledgeable than your average reddit poster.
>>64477159
At the end of the day, no matter how much shit is thrown at each other and how much we tell each other to kill ourselves, /cric/ doesn't take itself too seriously.
That's the main problem with r/cricket and almost all subreddits. They almost see themselves as journalists.
Still a better allrounder than Bitch Darsh.
>implying I'm from NSW
>>64477155
I'm talking more about TV money.
BBL will be a bigger deal than the Test matches, Ten will pay more for it than 9 pay for the national Test/ODI/T20 schedule. It will compete for similar figures to what the AFL and NRL get.
>>64477059
Who the fuck is Bucky? What are we, fucking American now? Fuck this fucking pathetic thinking they're friends mentality., its purely posturing so that Americans will notice them.
I bet he just let loose a Dutch slurry and was to embarrassed to continue
>"new" ball
>no swing
What happened to the tripfags? /cric/ threads are shit without them.
>>64477169
This
That was the Voyage of the Damned
>>64477171
I feel like that's more of a wider 4chan vs Reddit observation tbhwy family.
>>64477170
Redditgoose unironically has a muscular and handsome cricketing mind
>>64477182
Coonvicts jail sentence ruined BBL threads.
>>64477175
No it won't afl and nrl go for almost 30 weeks bbl is 8 for that reason alone they won't get anywhere near 1 billion
>>64477187
It is, but it's very relevant to /cric/ > r/cricket than it is to say, /bet/.
>>64476930
/cric/ literally only exists because of /nrl/
once /nrl/ is back, /cric/ will become defunct
>>64477169
We weren't in transition. The selectors had no idea which spinner to pick (Hauritz, then Doherty LOL, then Michael farking Beer), our senior batsmen apart from Hussey were playing like shit, the pacemen were inconsistent, Ponting was on his last legs (India 2011/12 were a joke).
England were really strong but 3 innings defeats? Well and truly the nadir since the 80s.
>>64477190
This.
BBL thread were literally pioneered by Connie, it was him at his best.
>>64477190
Is croweater still around?
>>64477193
CA will change the schedule to get more money. The BBL will start earlier and finish later, there'll be more games, expansion teams etc.
All the while there will only remain like 3 relevant Test teams to tour each year.
Is Howie a kike?
>>64477216
Most definitely
Not sure what he's even doing there desu
> I went to download a book, a fiction book
Are these people actually nine years old?
Is the SCG the Yankee Stadium of cricket grounds?
>tfw went to my Jewgf's house for christmas
>they still christmas it up
>give eachother gold
>eat chinese food along with roast, goose, potatoes in duck fat etc etc
I feel like there's a joke to be made there but I'm not sure where to start.
>Morkel bowling 130 kph
what the fuck
>>64477204
are a-league threads still being made? (serious question)
>>64477227
>reading
>not being enlightened by your own intelligence
I installed gyrock at Adam Zampa's mum place.
>>64477216
He is the shittest commentator, he brings absolutely nothing
>>64477145
Rogers is a seeeeeeeething casual who objectively knows less about cricket than me
>>64477242
>that nerd unironically making body contact with a filthy feminist
Pig disgusting.
>>64477200
and /afl/ 2bh
>>64477241
No.
It's funny how that trend hasn't changed for several years (gamethreads at the start of the season, die off pretty quick once the season's in full swing etc), yet BBL has flourished into the beautiful flower it is.
>le autistic glare man gone
>momeme in
We'll be out before lunch desu
>>64477258
have you and rc fellated each other yet?
>this irrelevant Test match needing to leech off all us Popular, Charming, Muscular /bbl/ posters
Kek.
KEK.
good knock from compton tho
>that Daniel thread is now a week old
let that sink in
STREAKER
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MEMES
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>SCG "security"
rip in kill streaker
Good solid 9/10 streak imo
Very nostalgic desu
fucking lol he ran right on the arrow
was /cric/ around when symonds btfo the streaker
G O O S E
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how do I achieve such a manly neck like Jordan Silks lads?
>>64477305
>you now remember Channel Nein used to do everything possible to draw attention away from a streak in progress
Camera didn't even cut, they milked it. They would love more shit like that.
>>64477316
be m8s with spannerhead
>>64477276
no as hard as that slimy fuck tries to get to my cock he has yet to succeed
> $6000 fine
> Food expensive as shit
>Security everywhere preventing you from going anywhere (know your place, peasant)
Australian sporting events are so disgustingly corporate.
>Sydney "Sixers"
>Not hitting sixes
Explain this
>>64477326
have you and freshness fellated each other yet?
>>64477334
Just go to local league stuff m8.
>getting based chevapi straight off the BBQ at the local wogball
>getting full strength cans at the local footy
blessed feels desu
>>64477334
>"buy a $1500 AFL Grand Final package so you can say 'I was there to share in the glory'"
Important poll
http://strawpoll.me/6373377
>>64477340
who? I vaguely recall that name but cant remember anything about the cunt except he followed the giants as some weird little gimmick
>>64477336
with Shitriques gone their season is literally ogre
Their "allrounder" is now unironically Lawford
>>64477334
mid strength beer (unless you're in members or a corporate box) too
T I M E F O R M U R D E R
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>>64477349
he's your alias from last summer m8
every single year I hear Mark Waugh shill The Killer as a batsman
I've literally never seen him play even one remotely good innings
>>64477334
One thing we can really learn from BSAs is those massive cookouts they have outside football stadiums.
The name escapes me but people literally set up little BBQs in the car park where you can buy cheap food and chat with people. I'd love to see that in New Zealand.
>>64477359
He ends good innings.
>>64477360
>Having a cookout at the parkling lot when the ground is 30 mins from your house or it's easier to train it there anyways
Good plan tbqh.
Silk's neck never ceases to amaze me
>>64477359
This prick is a selector too.
Someone should put Rod Marsh in a nursing home.
>>64477358
no it wasn't, I only ever had one summer of 'multiple personas' and that was like 3 years ago, since then I've just posted as myself
>>64477360
It wouldn't be allowed here. Security would tell you to pack up your BBQ and tell you you that carpark is an alcohol free zone.
>>64477360
Its called tailgating
Statscunt
>CHOKES >CHOKES >CHOKES >CHOKES >CHOKES >CHOKES >CHOKES >CHOKES >CHOKES >CHOKES >CHOKES >CHOKES >CHOKES >CHOKES >CHOKES >CHOKES >CHOKES >CHOKES >CHOKES >CHOKES >CHOKES >CHOKES >CHOKES >CHOKES >CHOKES >CHOKES >CHOKES >CHOKES >CHOKES >CHOKES >CHOKES >CHOKES >CHOKES >CHOKES >CHOKES >CHOKES >CHOKES >CHOKES >CHOKES >CHOKES
>>64477360
Tailgating.
They look cringe as fuck. Having a few drinks before the game is best.
I claim this girl lads
>>64477344
SANFL gives you cheap tickets if you're on the dole, absolutely zero bag checks so you can bring in a shit ton of West End, give away the unsold pies and sausage rolls at the end. It is indeed based.
>>64477360
I'm not an NRL fan but I went to the final and they had that
New Zealand just doesn't have any relevant sporting events or stadiums. Maybe you should start with that
whoa i just realised they got rid of flags here. when and why?
>FUCK OFF MUSLIM >FUCK OFF MUSLIM >FUCK OFF MUSLIM >FUCK OFF MUSLIM >FUCK OFF MUSLIM >FUCK OFF MUSLIM >FUCK OFF MUSLIM >FUCK OFF MUSLIM >FUCK OFF MUSLIM >FUCK OFF MUSLIM >FUCK OFF MUSLIM >FUCK OFF MUSLIM >FUCK OFF MUSLIM >FUCK OFF MUSLIM >FUCK OFF MUSLIM >FUCK OFF MUSLIM >FUCK OFF MUSLIM >FUCK OFF MUSLIM >FUCK OFF MUSLIM >FUCK OFF MUSLIM >FUCK OFF MUSLIM >FUCK OFF MUSLIM >FUCK OFF MUSLIM >FUCK OFF MUSLIM >FUCK OFF MUSLIM >FUCK OFF MUSLIM >FUCK OFF MUSLIM >FUCK OFF MUSLIM >FUCK OFF MUSLIM >FUCK OFF MUSLIM >FUCK OFF MUSLIM >FUCK OFF MUSLIM >FUCK OFF MUSLIM >FUCK OFF MUSLIM >FUCK OFF MUSLIM >FUCK OFF MUSLIM >FUCK OFF MUSLIM >FUCK OFF MUSLIM
>tfw iv'e been watching cricket for 10 hours straight
>>64477385
>"""girl"""
It looks like Henriques with a wig.
>>64477367
>>64477375
just looked it up, it's called tailgating
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tailgate_party
>>64477378
How's the movie?
MORNE MORKEL'S GOT A HAT TRICK ON HIS BIRTHDAY
>>64477385
>claiming a feminist cunt
>>64477385
Thunder is the most qt team
>>64477385
horrible square jaw
>>64477406
Not his birthday desu
>ywn tailgate with your m8s at Moore Park before heading into the cricket already half-cut and not hungry
end myself
>>64477385
is that maisy gibson?
reminder that I predicted Morkel was on the cusp of becoming GOAT
>friends watching this Sixers-Stars game
>never really followed cricket before
>decide to watch with them, figure I'll pick up on it by watching and listening to commentators
>"OI HE'S 16 FOR 2 WITH 17 WICKET OVERS IN 5 RUNS FOR 20 OH NICE OVERS FOR THREE BATS RIGHT THERE BOWLING THE WICKET RUNS AYE YA THINK HE CAN MAKE ANOTHER FEW WICKET RUNS FOR 12 MATE??"
What the fuck is going on in this game holy shit
>>64477403
kek
>>64477403
I can kinda see the Henriques in her which concerns me
>>64477407
Is she really mate? FFS tbqh
>>64477385
use some conditioner you dog cunt
Is "Howie" the new average bloke commentator Australian sport needs?
>>64477375
people do it every year outside the MCG on grand final day and it's never a problem
>>64477369
thumbnail looks so shopped
>>64477422
BSA SIGHTED AT 20:23 AUSTRALIAN EASTERN DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME
>she is unironically 16
>>64477422
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_of_cricket
>>64477427
All Australian pro "sportswomen" are feminists m8
AWWWWWW AND HE'S SMASHED THAT
>>64477414
knowyourmeme.com
>>64477431
Maybe Melbs is more relaxed about that shit then. You'd get some fat leb security guy telling you to fuck off in Sydney.
>>64477440
This girl looks like SJW - The cricketer
>>64477448
I feel like a pleb desu
>>64477451
I know nothing about baby bash league but I'm guessing she's from Melbourne
Well done Sean "Killer" Abbott
>>64477385
kek i went to school with her
>>64477451
I just puked a little.
>p-please support my sporting "competition" or i'll shame you as a sexist
>>64477457
The purple team is Hobart.
what's gonna be #1 in the hottest 100 lads?
Is pretending you don't know the rules of cricket and saying how weird and quirky xD it is Facebook or reddit tier?
>>64477461
#putoutyourtampons
>>64477464
>listening to hipster "music"
Fuck off to /mu/
thoughts on Kieran Foran's new haircut lads?
i think he looks sexy as fuck desu
>stars will somehow choke this
>>64477449
it might just be because it's a once a year thing and has a bit of an entrenched culture - it would be too hard for them to stop everyone
>>64477475
Where's his neck m8 desu?
Anyone like redheads? She'd go through a gallon of sunscreen a month
>>64477451
>she will never crush your testicles wearing nothing but a baggy green and bowling spikes
why live?
>>64477480
what is the carpark like at the MCG?
the one at the Olympic Stadium is just a soulless giant concrete thing, would be terrible.
would be much better at Moore Park just outside Allianz/SCG.
http://www.espncricinfo.com/pakistan/content/story/955535.html
>Pakistan legspinner Yasir Shah has been provisionally suspended by the ICC for testing positive for a banned substance under the ICC's anti-doping code. A sample taken from Yasir on November 13, when Pakistan played an ODI against England in Abu Dhabi, was found to contain chlortalidone, which is on WADA's prohibited list.
FUGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>64477459
what was she like mate?
>>64477475
>You now remember Dylan Walker is his replacement
>>64477483
gave it all to DCE
>>64477440
*lesbians
>>64477488
One time after a Richmond game I saw some people 420 blazing it between cars.
>>64477494
Will Lyon play five-eighth?
Walker is unironically good desu senpai
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
>>64477438
looks like an elf from middle earth
>>64477385
this one looks like a wild bitch, probably into satanism or some shit.
>>64477491
>Pakistanis cheating
What's new?
>>64477508
Lyon plays cricket m8
>BITCHSTOW
>>64477491
is doping a new meme?
>>64477491
ashwin GOAT
>>64477484
Eurasian redhead? Looks a bit strange desu
>>64477488
it's yarra park so yeah just grass and trees
agree it wouldn't be good in an actual bitumen/concrete carpark
>>64477516
Is Nathan Lyon related to Gary Lyon related to Jamie Lyon?
>>64477484
You think they use the stumps as dildos?
>Bavuma
WWTL?
>>64477464
Something Courtney Barnett
>>64477529
Nah it will be Hotline Bling
>>64477508
You don't remember the start of 2014 when Walker was South's 5/8?
>>64477491
Explains why Warne wants to get down to his member's end
This ones got the girl next door recreational drug use look
>>64477524
Cousins
>>64477493
she was nice
>tfw she gave two of my mates head but not me
>>64477499
Same difference, they hate men.
>>64477464
lean on by major lazer
>>64477534
Yeah they were shit.
That's why I asked if you think Lyon will move back to five-eighth to accommodate Walker in the centres.
>>64477534
>implying Trent Barrett won't take notes from Paul Green and transform Walker into Michael Morgan 2.0
>>64477535
underrated
>>64477536
>that one 5/10 orbiting the local sk8r crew
>Englel stack batsman
>cant score 300
tip top fucking lel
> Streak at a WBBL game
> They all laugh at your small penis and stretch marks
>>64477547
I installed gyprock at Trent Barrett's house.
>>64477536
Fair call, she looks like she'd pull out the cracky at a party all casual and start smoking ice
Do you fellas think there's something going on between Mel and Bondi Vet?
>r..r..remember me guys?
>>64477536
mooooooom, JEEZ!
#groanzone
>>64477546
They've already said Walker will play 5/8
>>64477562
will their brown child play for the wallabies or for the baggy greens?
>>64477559
Saved
>>64477562
>that massive forehead and general masculine features
Pig disgusting.
>>64477562
had to drop her when she got engaged to that ugly thugby mixed race abomination
>>64477565
kek Barrett is a hack
less Green more Kearney or Fittler
>>64477563
>le cashier in a rural town bakery face
>>64477559
10/10
>year 2030
>go down to Woolies for a litre of halal almond milk product
>Warner's stacking pita in the bakery
>>64477579
this one got me, well meme'd m8
Lads I just took /bets/ advice, am I fucked in the head?
>>64477575
I like to believe she was a qt trap that got bullied in high school before blossoming into a qt grill :3
Mixed race qt
Wow, the strikers WBBL team is monger central
>>64477491
>Chlortalidone is a diuretic that is used to treat high blood pressure.
Bit harsh tbqh
How does that drug help his bowling?
>>64477581
>Waiting until 2030
Can't they drop le inappropriate wallop in a test match man now?
>>64477581
no doubt he needs the step
>>64477562
Rust in Peace is your best album
>If I wasn't a cricketer I would probably still be at Woolworths
What did he mean by this?
>>64477586
That's beautiful, friend ;-)
>>64477585
>betting on soccer
you deserve to lose every dollar
Does she have no shame?
JOIN US STOINUS
>>64477599
LITTLE
>>64477585
>multis
As if the bookies don't fuck you hard enough already, you don't have to do it for them m8.
>>64477599
Whites taking ANOTHER L
ahaha smdh
Stoinis is farking shit
>this mong got an ODI cap for Australia
>>64477599
That guy's basically white though
>>64477422
Oh yeah m8 it's so much fun listening to your baseball commentators ramble on about completely useless and incomprehensible stats half the time too.
>>64477595
She looks way more mature for her 20 years
>>64477586
My dentist a couple of years ago was an asian girl who was in her year at high school. I only knew this because she asked me what I did in my holidays and I couldn't think of anything so I just said "watching cricket", and she mentioned that she went to school with a girl who was a freak at both soccer and cricket and played for Australia.
According to her at least, she was super fucking popular and everyone liked her.
>>64477598
>>64477602
But /bet/ is suppose to know what they are doing ;_;
I used my mums credit card as well FUCK
>>64477605
CALLED IT
>>64477605
Henriques is ded so he might get another because I doubt they will play MMarsh every game
>>64477484
Looks like she'd give wild head tbqh fom
>>64477606
Where's my pide Abdul?
>>64477234
Was she culturally Jewish?
>>64477606
I tend to agree
>>64477613
>I used my mums credit card
Haha now even if you win the bookie will ban you for depositing with a card not in your own name
>>64477610
GOOSE
O
O
S
E
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/38650843/#38685692
>>64477244
Rogers is elite at commentary la
>>64477610
fucking Stacy
>That cunty commentator telling the big meme not to play the reverse meme
>letting the opposition score more than 250
>>64477613
At least you didn't bet all your wife's son's Christmas money on the Sixers like I did mate
>>64477488
>Olympic Park in 2006
>Open air stadium with standing sections and jumping castles and good atmosphere during NRL games
>Now just another soulless, overly regulated stadium with no outside areas
And of course we're all just content to take it.
Fuck this over-regulation.
>>64477629
>literally remembering every detail of Zerobese's "life" and having the archive thread on-hand for it
wew
>>64477631
>they all live in the islamic state of englel
I claim this one
>>64477640
trip on
Star Wars was pretty fucking good lads
>>64477629
Your "life" must be fun
>expect you to support a team
>players change between teams every season
For what purpose?
>>64477594
>Not Peace Sells
Both are good but it is objectively better.
>>64477609
Age fabrication in a common thing pal. Most u19 teams look u24
>>64477640
>not doing precisely this
seething summer of (the) cricket casual detected
>>64477649
>"pretty fucking good"
>not "typical hollywood feminist propaganda"
Casual.
>>64477653
>>64477594
>Listening to thrash metal that isn't slayer
>>64477599
Legitmately thought that was Mick Molloy in the background there when they showed that.
Her husband actually is pretty handsome, though.
Ford girl > Toyota girl
>>64477649
Pleb.
>>64477610
Well thanks for ruining that fantasy dickhead.
>>64477652
not as bad as the IPL tbf
the entire fucking roster changes literally every 2 years and then every 3rd years all the teams are dissolved and new ones created
I think only 2 or 3 of the original teams are left
>>64477652
this
never really liked cam white but did like how he was the stars frontman, swapping over to the renegades is just plain arseholish, makes me not want to support anyone
and here comes wayne rooney to bowl
>>64477605
Wish Gurinder "Xerxes" Sandhu would get another one. He probably will though the way they're plugging him.
>>64477606
t. Noonga
>>64477668
>never really liked cam white
FAKE CONVICT EXPOSED AS FUCK
Connard was a Cameron White tragic
who's got the pingaz lads?
http://www.cricket.com.au/news/yasir-shah-suspended-charged-with-anti-doping-violation-icc-pakistan-spinner-chlortalidone-substance/2015-12-27
>no one knows Flintoff in England
>he's a genuine celebrity in Australia
you cannot make this shit up
We India-tier now
>>64477668
I want faggots like you to go back to reddit.
>>64477629
>tfw trips made this place good
I claim this one
>>64477629
>She is currently studying economics and social sciences at the University of Sydney
D R O P P ED
R
O
P
P
E
D
>>64477644
Fucking shaved Will Ferrell.
>>64477668
>>64477668
>swapping over to the renegades is just plain arseholish, makes me not want to support anyone
that was 100% the Stars doing
They got a whiff Kikeal Cuck would be available and sacked White at the first blink
Then Clarke cucked them anyway
>>64477679
Ive never been to reddit you fucking cuntbag
>>64477681
Even his chest hair is over the top
>>64477681
He legitimately looks like he's got a batch of meth on the go
>>64477622
Yes. She eats bacon and shit though.
>>64477661
They're both AIDS-infested slappers who have slept with more men than Warner's mrs
>>64477649
it was OK but derivative as fuck
hopefully it was just groundwork and the next two movies try and do something even slightly original
>>64477649
You are SO right!
>>64477674
pretty sure connie was the one that pushed the whole "Cameron White is better than Michael Clarke and should be Test captain" meme desu
>howie
Thankful for the mute button tbph
>>64477689
oh I'll have to read up on that, surprising move
>>64477704
Yes, it was him and he's admitted as such since.
>>64477692
Go back to /v/ you arse licking dickhead.
>>64477629
Reading through that thread made me realize just how much I hated Zerobese and how glad I am he's gone.
baby emus are pretty kawaii
>>64477695
>ywn cook crank with memeswell
>convict goes to prison
>people reminisce about the "good old days" when he was around
>convict gets out of prison
>people tell him to fuck off to reddit
never change /cric/
>tfw Fuckner faulks up the final over of the chase again
>>64477704
ha! I was just p-playing
>>64477711
make me
The next Shane Warne?
>It's a Convict talks to himself thread
>>64477676
He's just fucken exploded which is weird for a fucking English cricketer given we hate them. Probably all of the exposure Channel 10 have given him as well as him being a massive chav barely able to speak the English language helps him relate to the typical Australian yobbo.
>Unironically doing a documentary about fish and chip joints
Living the dream mate.
LADS, SERIOUS PROBLEM HERE.
I AM GETTING ABSOLUTELY CUNTED BY MOSQUITOES AND I'm GETTING LIKE TWO HOURS OF SLEEP A NIGHT.
HOW THE FUCK CAN I STOP THESE FUCKHEADS FROM BUZZING NEXT TO MY EARS WITHOUT RESORTING TO A NET OR SOMETHING?
THANKS.
>>64477715
It's not him.
>reverse-sweeping from outside leg stump
2meme4me
>>64477715
It's not fucking him you seething freshie.
see >>64477704
and >>64477674
>>64477676
I'M HUGGING YOUR CHIPS
>>64477723
firstly, fuck off back to reddit with your all caps garbage
secondly, a scented candle of the lavender variety can repel mosquitoes
>>64477723
>LE MOSSIES IN LE STRAYA XD LE SO DANGEROUS XD LE CUNT LE FUCKHEAD XD WE ARE ALL UNCOUTH BOGANS XD
>>64477719
Trip off faggot.
>>64477676
our commentary is so fucking bland and vanilla tier
anyone who has a bit of charisma and can change things up a little will be idolised here
>>64477661
Commander girl = best girl
>>64477723
get some flyscreens you utter poor cunt
negro looks like he just got to the front of the canteen line
>>64477738
Kill yourself.
>>64477738
She's cute in a "step on my balls" way.
Ford girl is cute in a "uni student next door" way.
Toyota girl is cute in a "first time mother who just moved in next door with her new family" way.
>>64477736
no, why would I take it off when it riles up softcock cunts like you. get more mad
>>64477741
>what do I do with my hands
>>64477722
freddie is okay because he doesn't play first class for them now... same as KP.
> dubs -> trips -> dubs
checked.
statscunt on suicide watch
>>64477660
>The pair met at Sydney Airport in 2012 with the Brumbies flying to Darwin for a pre-season Super Rugby match and Perry travelling to Melbourne for a women's international cricket match.
>Toomua was too nervous to approach Perry, who was playing in the W-League for Canberra United at the time.
>The Brumbies and Wallabies playmaker called on Brumbies media man Elliot Woods to intervene while they were in the Qantas club. Woods obliged and asked Perry to pose for a photo with Toomua for the club's Twitter account.
ONE OF US
>>64477750
>f-fuck the haterz
Kill yourself desu.
afternoon cunts.
why is broad so annoying?
>>64477750
Ah, the old newtrip line of "I WILL KEEP TRIPPING BECAUSE IT ANNOYS YOU AND I ENJOY THAT XDXDXDDDD".
A completely debunked and documented statement which is basically a cry of "please stop bullying me". You're hoping that by claiming you enjoy the negative attention, that they will change their ways and stop harrassing you. No, this does NOT work anymore.
Literally the only trips where "stop replying to them and they'll leave" works are parody trips who solely exist for negative attention such as Reality Check or JFBF.
>>64477759
what a fucking beta faggot, typical coconut
Cameron white for prime minister
>>64477764
greentexting doesn't make you look any less mad peanut
>>64477768
kys goose
>>64477780
It's not Goosey it's LSCM
>>64477768
cool story, luckily I'm not new aye
>>64477513
this.
>>64477776
poo > shit
>>64477768
>an actual person actually typed this out
christ why would you bother
>>64477781
Fresh as fuck or just pretending? You decide.
>>64477783
hansie please
Who /Curtin/ here?
>>64477787
>tumblr_
>>64477788
Goosey and Connie are eternally tsundere for each other.
>>64477787
>this post
>that filename
>>64477790
do you poo in loo or designated shitting streets?
>>64477759
He probably forgot his club.
also
>2012
confirmed literally a pedo
>>64477787
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>>64477676
Flintoff is pretty well known over here, although I've met plenty who know him but don't know he was a cricketer.
>>64477794
>>64477780
That's correct, you are correct.
But he is not convict, and has made that pretty obvious thus far.
Looks like Sophie off Neighbors Hnnnnnnnnngggggggg
>>64477803
le social club man going hard in the paint
>>64477794
What the fuck does that even mean you stupid faggot
>>64477806
>Are there any titty monsters in the WBBL?
>>64477805
>goosey standing up for his absent friend to stop some lowlife tarnishing his name
poetry
>>64477814
(You) don't belong here.
fucking english tail. die already!
>>64477814
>not knowing basic weebspeak
back to leddit poospouter
>>64477816
Why did I put that with implying?
>>64477805
why because I'm not sucking on bears dick?
I played that card because Whitey was Victorian and Clarke was a Welshman faggot and it riled people to no end
think about that
>>64477823
>South African """"""""""bowling""""""""""
>>64477798
i shit on your whore of a mother m8
>>64477816
GREAT SUTHER LAND
>>64477629
Based handsome and intelligent goosterman
>>64477823
>saffers desperately pretending to care about test cricket
>>64477829
H I G H T E S T
I
G
H
T
E
S
T
someone shop goose's head on this pls
qt coming through
>>64477820
>>64477824
I actually know what it means.
maybe poopeelian fuckwit posters talk like loser anime cucks but not me. cut that shit out. No wonder your families laugh at you behind your back.
>>64477829
Stop posting these ugly whores and fuck off
>>64477831
>goosterman
v. daring synthesis m'lady, could be onto a winner here
>>64477835
not fat enough to be goose
When will this "Stokes is an all-rounder" meme die?
How many times does he have to get out for a shit score and his average remain below 30 before people consider him an average bowler who can bat a bit
>>64477842
BAKA DESU
>"Sean Abbott has a decent bouncer"
10/10 banter.
>broad 30
who let this happen
>>64477848
Broad has LITERALLY been higher ranked than him on the all-rounder rankings for ages
How the FUCK are Englel still going?
SA took all the relevant wickets and now Bread has meme'd them to 300?
KEK
Why do Shit Efricans ALWAYS choke?
VitaSoy or BonSoy lads?
>>64477848
people will continue to get sucked in because he can wallop
>yasir shah tests positive for banned substance
>>64477823
What's the score? Not at my uncle who has dstv.
I like the jaw on this girl
>>64477864
>soy milk
KEK enjoy your low test and man boobs
>>64477868
welcome to an hour ago
>>64477870
301/9
>>64477839
only insecure cucks get triggered by anime words on 4chan
>No guy pays attention to her but shes a goddess face
>>64477861
>>64477863
Broad always does this tbqh
England bat ridiculously deep nowadays
>>64477870
6/89
>Phipps
this has to be a joke
could they get a lower-grade """celebrity""" ?
>It's a Thugby Poonion cross-promotion
>>64477881
Yeah yeah I know, you're just pretending to be a loser.
Post your cricfu
>>64477738
I literally know her in real life, she's an RE teacher at a posh all girls school
>>64477870
>what is cricinfo
When Will Doug the Rug Learn?
NICE MEME
Hnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg
Who hates this fat cunt?
>>64477876
In case you weren't aware, you are a homosexual.
>>64477894
Trip on plz
>>64477902
she looks like an angry drunk.
>>64477894
might just steal yours mate, she is decent
>>64477880
Ayy so they scored 160 since the start of play. Has that Piedt idiot bowled any overs?
Was checking the score card for the SA'A' match and the only seamer whose name I know was Chris Morris - surely we have someone else who could relieve Steyn and Morkel besides Abbott...
>>64477908
we wuz kings
>mark waugh hates the switch hit
memes confirmed never making it to the test side again
>>64477904
Nah m8 he's the Taylor Swift of BigFooty :^)
>>64477904
Literally reminds me so much of Zerogoose in his "Expert Certified News" shtick.
Fucking seething rn desu
>>64477864
bonsoy tends to be the one used when you buy coffee but there have been lawsuits over it.
>Cumsteyn
>>64477913
>dat flab
>>64477876
>chestlets
when will they learn?
>>64477916
Did he say this about himself?
>>64477892
>i-i'm totally not posting all day in a community of NEET losers and nerds
>you're all n-normalfags like me, r-right?
>>64477921
you jelly?
Glad Bairstow did okay.
Was scared when they put Buttler back in the test squad they'd bring him back YET AGAIN
But if Bairstow keeps doing okay he can stay away
>>64477917
Reminder that I have calmly discussed cricket with you dozens of times over the past couple of months, and on multiple occasions you've claimed that I am one of the only ""anonymous"" posters in /cric/ that you can stand talking to. Even as recently as a couple of days ago re; Ishant Sharma having talent.
Relax bro, people take on a different shtick when they have the trip.
>>64477932
milf, imagine the handjobs...
>>64477914
underrated
>>64477928
Yes. He's also a huge Taylor Swift fan after seeing her live and passionately defends her honour on the music board.
>>64477929
Frankly I don't give a fuck what you guys do outside of 4chan. Its all fiction here right? But I'll still give you shit if you say something stupid though because it's fun. Do you hate fun?
Who /beer&plumpudding/ here?
>>64477932
Massive stalker obsession with manly women
Reckon you're homo desu
>>64477932
>Spelling Rachel with a pointless extra A
Dropped
>>64477934
Bitchstow is an awful keeper tho
not a long term solution with the gloves
>>64477904
He makes me physically angry.
>>64477932
Is she related to Jared?
>>64477938
Kek
KEK
KEK!!
>>64477915
good it has less benefit than even the paddle scoop
>>64477943
What about her is manly apart from her steely determination? She's perfect.
>>64477902
she has a dick.
Reminder that Bigfooty has been shit since they ditched based vBulletin and installed the like system.
>>64477935
Typical Goose damage control, holy shit.
>>64477950
Borderline sits on /pol/ all day. No better than that faggot.
decent-ish total by englel.
now to lol at our openers.
>>64477958
Is Borderline Blank Trip?
>>64477950
What a based poster. Is ManWithNoName the best reddit poster? He's making everybody poorious
>>64477958
>LE FUG LE /BOL/ XDXD
>>64477964
Piss off Borderline.
>>64477962
Blank Trip is a West Coast fan and barely watches AFL
>>64477955
yeah too many meme comments, the whole first page of replies is people fishing for likes
>>64477894
WEW LAD
>>64477945
Not really, he's pretty okay.
Better than Wade by a long shot
>>64477959
>LE FUGG LE LELCARR XDDDDDD :D :D :D XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>64477962
It's me lad. Formerly Dardy Singh who was banned by the leftists on SRP
>>64477934
But senpai, based Butler is a much better player and someone that could truly become the closest player to Gilly in modern time. Why settle for average Bairstow when Butler is there to either win you games or chuck them away? He actually made our games a bit interesting.
>>64477917
>being mean to goosey.
Absolutely haram mate. He knows absolutely everything about cricket.
>>64477955
no, bigfooty was always shit
>>64477970
idk i just put the anime avatar and Worstern Australian thing together, I have no idea about /afl/ personalities desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU2AIxkxiwg
>>64477975
>Better than Wade by a long shot
they're about even
And Gayde isn't >our Test keeper and for good reason
>>64477969
I literally do not have a Bigfooty account
Going to bed lads
Somebody watch statscunt for me, I think he might attempt pooicide.
Goodnight
>>64477932
>>64477953
plain looking but hnnnnnnnng
>>64477986
>0 posts early
>>64477980
Except he averages like 10 in the last 6 months in tests or something stupid
Literally never performed a single time and looks like an absolute chump at the crease because he's so low on confidence, no footwork
>>64477959
How obsessed can one nation be? You probably have our blood bro, calm down. Actually only nigs get this jelly.
WE WUZ CRIKITURS N SHIEET
>>64477031
>mfw the Windows are in the Americas
>>64477936
I'd shoot her through a door, if you know what I mean.
NEW THREAD REMINDER
>>64477978
>>64477791
Fuck off Kieran
That ""group"" are all insufferable memers
>>64477953
Looks like Zach Braff desu
>>64477975
That clip is not even the worst of Wade. In the match vs Ireland earlier in the year, he left his helmet on the ground and knocked the ball into it, gifting Ireland 5 penalty runs.
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