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Bindi Irwin edition
First for Memeswell
1 post late
>autism
>>64472644
checked
>0/21
it's over, it's finished. Might as well just go home now
>>64472658
>for no reason
They have a reason, in their mind. They've likely been fined by the cops for acting like the idiots they are. Speeding, reckless driving or driving a car with illegal modifications.
Despite willingly and knowingly breaking the law to be the "LE HARDCORE AND DANGEROUS" dickheads they think they are, they will convince themselves that the police have a conspiracy against them and that somehow the police are in the wrong, not them.
They claim that the cops are "out to get them", which is absolutely true, but only because the idiots paint a massive target on their back.
Honestly, Facebook "car people" are subhuman.
outside the line, possibly umpire's call
>>64472707
Greatest moment of the test so far
>that shape by lyon
beautiful
quality over
>>64472832
The worst excuse regularly used is "staying under the speed limit is hard because I cant watch the speedo while driving"
Feeling the speed you're doing is literally one of the first things you start to pick up when learning to drive...
>>64473091
>some sort of entrapment
jesus christ
>>64472990
CULTURAL APPROPRIATION!!! ;_;
>>64472597
She's bustier than I remember
>>64473091
>51 likes
jesus.
>>64473091
>Driving a Nipsen
I can 100% guarantee this fag deserves everything in life coming at him.
THE STATSCUNT CONSTRUCT-AN-ARGUMENT KIT (PATENT PENDING)
>AD HOMINEM ATTACKS
>CREDITING POST IN QUESTION TO KRAZYKREZJA OR GATEBRO
>CRITICISING ADAM VOGES DESPITE HAVING NO RELEVANCE TO THE ARGUMENT
>B-B-BUT AUSTRALIA IN THE UAE
>B-B-BUT TRENT BRIDGE
>PRETENDING THAT HAND-EYE COORDINATION NOTICEABLY DECREASES IN A BATSMEN'S 30S
>PRETENDING THAT SMITH WILL BE SHIT IN THE FUTURE AS UNORTHODOX TECHNIQUES ONLY WORK IN THE PLAYER'S 20s, DESPITE MOUNTAINS OF EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY
>MATTPOSTING
>SEVERE EXTRAPOLATION
>FORCING COPYPASTA
>POSTING A SCREENSHOT OF A KRAZYKREZJA REDDIT POST
>>64473091
>car modifications
>primary school levels of literacy
>entitled dindu attitude
wog detected
>>64473340
What the fuck are you even talking about you autist?
Reminder that Kane Williamson is the greatest cricketer of our time
>not just waiting for some other cunt to start speeding and ghosting behind him knowing that they will pull him over or you will see him hit the brakes
Been driving up and down the east coast for years and never been booked using this method
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
>leave GOAT commentary to me
can we revoke the Windies test status please
>>64473572
NZ first
They have much less history and similar future prospects
>>64473572
This. Ireland, pls.
>>64473572
>we
Which position of the ICB do you play mate?
>>64473340
>enter /cric/ to see high test webm
>briefly peruse posts
>see this garbage
aus autism is literally the worst form of autism
>>64473630
>>>/reddit/
>>64473091
within 5km either way I agree, beyond that you should know if you're speeding
>>64473618
>ICB
BCCI*
https://twitter.com/MeganHustwaite/status/680870310309007360
Kikeal Cuck on suicide watch
>>64473618
Not him but does the use of we or us actually annoy you?
I highly doubt the players give a shit
>>64473763
sometimes if I have a good song on I will look down and notice I'm going 130 or something
It can happen
>>64473516
>Speeding for the sake of speeding
You literally have a mental problem. Youre like the little kid who does something just because his parents tell him not to. See a psych
Siddle is fucking embarrassing
Literally worse than the Kiwi trundlers. Get him the fuck out of this team.
>>64473817
>Speeding for the sake of speeding
I think the general idea of speeding is to get to your destination faster.
The speed limit is completely arbitrary and should be increased on motorways anyway.
>>64473850
>Waiting for someone to speed past you and following them
mmm yeah sure gonna get you to your destination faster
>The speed limit is completely arbitrary
Confirmed high vis wearing dumb fuck
About what time did Gosford City FC lose its edge? There used to be a really exciting brand of soccer being played, paradigms were being broken
GARETH LYONS
G O A T
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>>64473850
>the speed limit is completely arbitrary
What trade did you take up when everyone else was doing year 11 & 12??
>>64473893
>mmm yeah sure gonna get you to your destination faster
Travelling faster normally means you get somewhere faster.
>Confirmed high vis wearing dumb fuck
top kek. How is 110km/hr not completely arbitrary? You do know that European countries that you probably idolise have much higher speed limits with no significant increase in fatalities.
>>64473948
Did you even read what I originally replied to?
>>64473827
yet again a wicket falls while siddle is bowling in partnership with someone
this has happened for like 7 or 8 years now, it's not a coincidence
>>64473975
yes I did you fucking idiot
>>64473850
The actual idea of speeding is to get to the next set of red lights faster
And, having no net time savings at all
>>64474022
>red lights
>on the highway
try leaving your house for once
I forgot that 4chan is full of mid 20s cunts that don't have a licence and are bitter about it. top kek
>>64474050
jokes on you, I'm mid 30s without a license
>>64474022
>there are red lights on the motorway
why didn't you just tell us you didn't have a licence and leave it at that?
>>64474060
literally kill yourself
>>64474050
You said you speed to save time, you never said you only did it on the highway
But knowing dumb cunts that cant handle doing the limit because of their ADHD, it's obvious you dont only speed on the highway
>>64474060
forgot your Malaysian proxy
>>64474101
His first comment was that he was driving up and down the east coast you fucking retard.
>>64474101
>ADHD
>literally cant follow a conversation that contains at most 10 posts
end yourself
>>64474088
>driving a car
>not just cycling everywhere
no need for a license m8, bet you're 40kg overweight
>>64474147
Clover Moore detected
>>64474147
I bet you vote greens to you retarded leftie cunt
>>64474147
>mid 30s cyclist that doesn't own a car
Bet you get tons of pussy m9
based steve waugh
haven't seen him in the media much since he finished up. not like these other media whores of former captains
>driving a car
>not just cycling everywhere
no need for a license m8, bet you're 40kg overweight
>>64474188
>>64474191
my favourite part about cycling everywhere is keying peoples cars as I ride by when they're stuck in traffic. Fucking hilarious seeing them try to catch me by running after me kek
How do guys without cars break that news to girls? Do they just not go anywhere that requires a car or are they all virgins?
Do they have to get a bus to the movies on a saturday night or something?
Bet on next wicket under 61.5, will it get up?
my favourite part about cycling everywhere is keying peoples cars as I ride by when they're stuck in traffic. Fucking hilarious seeing them try to catch me by running after me kek
>>64474254
my favourite part is going really close to cyclist and them smashing my horn and watching them freak out and try and catch me on their bikes
>>64474282
yeh chandrika looks shaky
>>64474269
I usually rock up to their house with a tandem bike, they fucking love it believe it or not. It's a pretty big hit because it's so different than a car and not to mention, fun. When you're riding to your date with your date
>>64474282
terrible bet that
pure gambling
skip this entire innings
someone post more Bindi Irwin webms
>>64474254
I hope you're underage or you're an idiot. Even other people who cycle would hate you since the drivers will take it out on them.
>>64474348
I endorse this post
what are we drinking boys
Once Starc is fit Shittle is finished
NEETistic Bitchspouter on degeneracy and liver failure watch
>>64474413
Mum made me a smoothie with the magic bullet thing she got for Christmas
>This shit Aussie attack can't get the worstindies out
>>64474344
holy shit, that omegamanlet
is Guyana the weirdest country on the planet?
>a bunch of pooinloodians in the Amazon jungle
>>64474345
All my gambling is pure gambling
>>64474413
Water until 5, then I'll start smashing some VB cans
I usually rock up to their house with a tandem bike, they fucking love it believe it or not. It's a pretty big hit because it's so different than a car and not to mention, fun. When you're riding to your date with your date
>>64474413
pure blonde
watching my carbs
Back from church, lads
>>64474269
I took my gf on our first date via bus. Actually, it's even worse than that. I got her to drive to my apartment first before we got on the bus. At least I bought the ticket for her.
>>64474496
okay but I've made literally thousands betting on the cricket this summer so believe me when this isn't a good bet
It's an excellent batting wicket. Windies have their best batsman and the crease and Australia's strike bowlers aren't on. Obviously it could still win but you're basically relying on pure chance.
Literally the only time I've been betting unders on cricket this summer was South Africa vs India in Nagpur & Delhi. I've seen no value in it at any other time.
My bets this match have just been overs on Khawaja & Voges rebacked 3 and 2 times, respectively and that'll do me for the match. There's absolutely no more value in this Test.
>>64474564
Post your bet slips lad
bill lawry commentating by himself for five days would be better than the whole rest of the commentary team combined
>>64474564
>LE LOOK MUM I'M LE GAMBLING XDXD
muh dick
>>64474344
>that bike in the background
>the kid in the bitch seat rode a bike to get to his bikeriding date with his boyfriend
>>64474554
>I took my gf on our first date via bus
Jesus Christ, she's a keeper if she puts up with that
unironically have some americans over at my house who are going to spend spending new years in melbourne
>>64474345
>terrible bet that
o rly
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Is Brunswick a meme suburb?
>>64474564
>(You)
>REVIEWING THAT
THE CURRENT STATE OF WEST INDIES CRICKET
>>64474673
definitely
>Not offering a shot
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
impact was not in line so why was it given out?
>>64474720
corruption
>>64474564
Don't give up your day job of being a degenerate
Got Bravo to score 50+ runs @2.50, easy money
>>64474587
slip from this game
only small stakes yesterday because I was working and not really watching it.
>>64474676
>>64474664
it became marginally better when Patto came on (I said it was bad while Lyon & Shittle were bowling) but I would still never bet on crap like that.
You'll lose your money eventually. it's literally a logical fallacy to be betting unders on a good batting wicket.
>>64474720
If you don't attempt to hit the ball it doesn't matter, as long as it was still hitting the stumps
>>64472707
>you will never spend all day listening to Richie's subtle sexual innuendos again
why live bros?
bout time to oil the bat lad
>>64474751
dinky action
>>64473091
complaining about hidden speed cameras is LITERALLY the dumbest shit
if you don't speed, you're not going to get fined, know your speed
>>64474632
I actually have a car, but I hate driving into the city so I told her "either you drive or we bus it".
>>64474728
It's only degenerate if you lose money
I've literally made more money gambling on cricket this summer than I have wageslaving
P A T T O
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>>64474738
You love Khawaja, don't you mate?
HE'S A VICTORIAN
>>64474783
>p-p-please d-drive me i-im scared o-of the b-b-big city!
kek
BASED
>Looks like theres a little bit of swing
What did he mean by this?
Pattinson is already better than Southee and Boult
Have no idea why those two get so much hype
JUST GIVE US THE SHIELD ALREADY
>>64474783
>not having a default place to park in the city
>not knowing backstreets that eliminate traffic
get your life together you pathetic sack of shit
>>64474805
Yeah more or less, but without the stutter. In any case she introduced me to her family 2 weeks later.
Fuck that was right in the block hole
):
Next man out blackwood @1.65
>the city of west indian reviews
>>64474845
she sounds desperate af tb h
first boyfriend?
missing stumps by a mile lel
Poo Peeland are literally trembling
>>64474803
yeah I do. He's a consistent and quick run scorer once he gets in. Ditto Voges and Shaun Marsh of the Australians.
I'd never bet on Burns or Steve Smith in current form because they are both prone to randomly getting out in random ways once set.
I did the same thing in the SA/IND series the other way around. I just put unders on Vilas & van Zyl every single innings because they had no clue what was going on.
>>64474839
Got my own apartment and a gf who drives me everywhere. Seems pretty good to me buddy
>>64474796
>It's only degenerate if you lose money
lol'd
>>64474867
Get with the times gramps
Emasculation is the new big dick
>>64474867
2nd. She's my first gf though
>>64474883
Are you proud that you are the epitomite of the emasculated modern male?
I bet she makes more than you do too
>inb4 you are an investment banker on 500k
reddit is dead lads what do?
>>64474880
You post on /bet/ or nah?
>>64474883
Seems pretty embarrassing to me
>>64474883
That was how I was with my first two gf's, the second ones Dad was a driving instructor and the rest was history
PETER SIDDLES GOT A HAT TRICK ON HIS BIRTHDAY
defend his exclusion
Lads I punched my sisters boyfriend yesterday for being a mouthy cunt, apparently he's a member of the Warilla boys or some shit, should I be worried?
holy shit pattinson is on a complete other level to these scrubs
>>64474966
>Warilla
No lol
>"""dead"""", """"flat"""" pitch
>dry, clear conditions
>swinging it a meter
Boult who?
The Windies should unironically be dissolved and replaced with Ireland
They have absolutely no future in test cricket, and T&T would have a chance at being competitive
>>64472597
dear god is that really steve irwins daughter
>>64474931
occasionally, I use a trip "Richie", I've posted a couple of tips on it but really all the value with cricket is in-players and I'm not going to spoonfeed them in-game bets.
Though one tip I posted (NZ to beat SL 1st test which was value) was amusing when a couple of them were bewildered as to why it took multiple days for the game to finish.
>Laws_for_big_strong_americans.jpg
>>64474954
Can't
>>64472597
>>64474776
>>64475030
based puberty
Why does nobody post the Gatorade gifs anymore?
>>64475097
just for you m8
Any stock tips, lads?
>Starc
>Pattinson
>Cummins
>Hazlewood
literally could be four horsemen tier
>>64475097
just had a look lad and I couldn't find em
>>64475145
invest in silver
>>64475148
hazlegood is too slow
>its a game for all shapes and sizes
Did Jim Maxwell just out himself as Zerogoose?
>>64475200
because Joel Garner was express?
kys you SEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING fucking casual?
Had a wank in my mates bathroom today cause his missus was getting me hard all arvo. Feel slightly guilty
>>64475157
>>64475134
Cheers fellas
>>64475145
Baby formula
>>64475245
I wish I had mates
>>64475145
Renewables
>>64475278
it's not that great mate
I always end up taking huge amounts of drugs when I see them
Warner
Khawaja
Smith
Voges
SMarsh
Nevill
Starc
Cummins
Pattinson
Hazlewood
Lyon
Literally a GOAT-tier team
>>64475245
Better than acting on it
>>64475021
T&T and Jamaica would be competitive
>>64475245
Had a wank in an airplane bathroom once because this high test flight attendant kept brushing my shoulder with her butt. Would not recommend.
>>64475313
Pffffft, pussy, I've been fucking my best m8s missus for six months now, it's great and he has no idea
No strings attached pussy is the best pussy, although I'll stop when they are married, I'm not a monster
>>64474954
>2008
>>64475291
Same as me, we do sober things during the week though
>>64475291
yeah my mates are borderline alchos so its a lot healthier not seeing them at all
>white guy black girl comm bank ad
ohhhhhhh jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus
>>64475346
and Khan's is from 2009, doesn't mean shit lad
>>64475340
Nah you're just a dog to your mate.
>>64475380
Come on mate, it's 2015
>>64475287
She has a really tight butthole for someone who is so into anal.
I know from experience.
>>64475145
CSL
>>64475145
hold cash for now, property crash soon.
>>64475439
Can confirm. Went to Adelaide Uni the same time she did. HUUUUGE anal slut. She had quite the reputation.
recalibrate hawkeye tbqh
>>64472597
>tfw bindi will never be ur gf
Just imagine breeding with her and having little half steve irwin's running around
This is putting me to sleep
>>64475494
gonna need some more stories
for science of course :^)
>>64475494
I want to go back in time and to adelaide.
>>64475549
Technically they would be quarter Steve Irwins
>>64475565
you're right but you get my point
kek Burns doesn't think he caught it
PETER SIDDLE HAS A HATRICK ON HIS BIRTHDAY
what a fucking catch
based boourns
>>64475596
NOT YET HE HASN'T
>>64475565
Love you for this correction
>>64475549
>you will never give bindi your semen
just kill me
BOUNCED
Will Smith enforce the follow-on?
ZOOM IN
ENHANCE
WHAT
THE
FUCK
Erasmus on GOAT watch
hahaha how can warne say that with a straight face
Dirk Nannes is LITERALLY worse than Channel 9 commentators
There's that clear replay showing the ball on the grass and Nannes is saying it is clear cut out
>warnie already whinging about that
fug he is a dumb cunt
>Joe Burns was confident
KEK no he fucking wasn't
he looked guilty
>joe burns was confident
wtf warney he looked dodgy as fuck
>Cheating against the Windies
Top kek, is this what the mighty Australia has become?
KEK
>>64475649
He's about as bad as Warnie desu
Looked out to me lads
warnie i think u are a bit biased m8
>>64475661
It was, but it looks like the anyone but australia crowd is out today
Do I hear a beer snake?
ZOOM IN SO WE CAN SEE THAT SINGLE HD PIXEL
>tfw you are warnegoat and can sprout shit everyday and no one will call you out on it
>>64475554
Her face says it all m8
>>64475563
>wanting to stick your dick in crazy
Greens lad, Greens...
Lyon > Warne
This West Indian commentator, I have no idea who it is (vesir or something) is BASED AS FUCK
His grilling of Nannes before over his Associate antics was fucking based. he was also asking all the hard questions on West Indies cricket and the way international cricket is run in general has been outstanding.
Literally the best commentator I have ever heard and I have no idea who it is.
MAXIMUM
when blackwood has a boner he is blackwood
Is Jermaine Blackwood related to Blackwood, Victoria?
based lyon throwing down doosras
LYON > WARNE
LYON > WARNE
LYON > WARNE
LYON > WARNE
LYON > WARNE
gary the goat
RED SQUARE
G O A T
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its raining and my reception to channel 9 (only) cut out
ffs
>>64475735
literally missed a wicket
lol Stralya wins by an innings again
>there's still another test
>that fucking awkward as fuck Steve Smoth ad
>>64475783
I wish a had some mini quiches tbph
>>64475772
would you prefer the windies to be split up?
>>64475809
Yes literally what everyone's been buzzing about (:
If Trinidad plays Australia we'd win just saying
Unders guy back again, just got on under 102.5
>>64475815
jej
pattoman will fuck shit up in poopeeland
B O O U R N S
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BASED JOE ELITE FIELDER
fucking lmao
based banana man
Send these niggas home
this "series" is a joke
B U R N S
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>the city of west poo in loos
>In charge of not being all out on the first day of batting
PETER SIDDLES GOT A HAT TRICK ON HIS BIRTHDAY
J U S T
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S
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I actually feel sorry for him
PETER SIDDLE'S GOT A HAT TRICK ON HIS BIRTHDAY
FUCK ME IN THE ASS
GET HYPE LADS
BANANAS
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HATTRICK ON HIS BIRTHDAY
ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY
HATTRICK ON HIS BIRTHDAY
GET THOSE VOCAL CHORDS READY TUBBS
POST YFW PETER SIDDLE IS ON A HATRICK ON HIS BIRTHDAY
Lads, I'm fucking ropeable.
>Bill Lawry commentating a hat trick at the MCG in one of his last few tests
pls god let it happen
BANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA
NOT
BANANA
Is anyone here from Wollongong?
>yfw Peter Siddle is only good for taking hattricks on his birthday
YET
solid hatrick ball desu
this is disgraceful tbqh
Just disband the WI already, this is embarrassing
HE WENT THE OLD WINDIE WOOP
u cannot make this shit up
Is this a nice girl /cric/?
>>64475911
IT'S ALL HAPPENING AT THE G TODAY
SPORTING CAPITAL OF AUSTRALIA
WI losing test status when?
Warnercuck is an absolute degenerate
There is literally no reason to sledge these guys
It's literally like bully a child with down syndrome. Their life is already fucked so they don't need you rubbing it in their face to remind them.
Anakin meet Padme when he was 9 and she was like 30.
They end up getting married and having kids.
gr8 atmosphere tbqh
>>64475930
She was like 14-15 senpai, I hate sand.
>>64475926
This, what the fuck?
You literally have a 100% chance of winning, and they are a laughing stock. Most of them will likely lose their jobs after this tour and the Windies will be dissolved. If you don't at least feel a little bit sorry for them, you are a subhuman.
mouth watering for siddle's dick as we speak
>>64475930
She was like 14 desu
He was 10 and she was 14.
>>64475936
And faggots here rag on Melbourne.
Pathetic cunts tbqh
NATHAN LYON'S GOT A HAT TRICK ON HIS BIRTHDAY
>>64475941
I don't know if it caught was on the TV but Jim Maxwell said that Warner was having a right go at Darren Bravo and that the umpire had to step in and send him off.
Absolute degenerate.
>LE FUG LE BETA ZIDDLE XDXD
>>64475948
>>64475949
>>64475939
>>64475930
She was 21.
9 from 71, KEK
>giving the Windies batsman shit for thrashing and throwing their wicket away
>someone finally digs in and puts a price on his wicket
>"LE WAT THE FUG IS HE DOING XDXD :DDD"
>>64475926
>>64475941
He is keeping up the 'aussies are hard cunts' meme.
>>64475993
DESIGNATED
>>64475976
No, the character Padme was LITERALLY 14 when she met Anakin.
>>64475994
>he is still spouting 2015 memes
>>64475994
>DEZINGADED ZHIDDING ZDREEDZ XDXD
>>64476001
>he doesn't know how to read and interpret a calendar
>>64476003
>>64476001
Poo in the fucking loo fagets.
>>64476001
What memes will be hot next year?
good days play lads
whats for dinner?
>>64475994
ahaha I love this meme it gets funnier every time
>>64476009
>LE BOO IN LE LOO XDXD
>>64476008
Of course, he doesn't know how to read and interpret toilet signs either.
why cant the saffas stop being cunts and come here for boxing day
please fly chanderpaul over for the third test
>>64476012
New Delhi Sidewalk Surprise
>>64476017
>>64476015
>>64476003
>>64476001
>All these Pajeets getting mad
You can't hide your smell though dirty poopoos.
>>64476010
There is always one new meme that appears in the first week of the year. Last year it was the "well meme'd" pepe.
>>64476009
kys Saxon
Gentleman how do we fucking fix the West Indies?
It's gotten to the point now where even Australian players want them to be good again.
>>64476010
T20 world cup and the olympics coming up next year, so expecting more memes and more new friends. Pray that the pseudotrip social club dies soon.
>>64476033
>LE U R LE BAJEED XDXD
>>64476035
THICK
>>64476035
I'd hunt her crocodile
>>64476038
literally impossible, no one has any investment in West Indies Ltd anymore and feel no loyalty to it, plus there's not enough money in the country to keep players out of meme leagues
>>64476046
reddit is that way m8 >>>>>
>>64476038
maybe we should just give them temporary visas to live and train in Australia for the course of their cricketing careers
>>64476035
HIGHTEST
>>64476037
That is definitely me aye
hello /cric/
>that old man elbowing kids out of the way to get an autograph
>>64476058
>LE U R FROM LE LEDDID XDXD
GREATEST OF ALL TIME
>>64476064
aye LITERALLY means yes saxon, know your stuff
you meant ay you dumb fuck
>>64476059
scratch that, the icc members should chip in to subsidise their match fees, build them some facilities and bring them more in line with the average
>GOAT is now a normalfag meme
>>64476010
this is was posted on /ck/ with complete sincerity. He was writing a recipe book, then he was cyber bullied to death
https://warosu.org/ck/thread/7127559#p7128931
I thought it had legs.
>YUM YUM YUM
does anyone play clash of clans?
>>64476078
What ever you say
>>64476083
they're never going to do that, the big 3 eat all the money and the rest goes to keeping the minnows and associates out of the red
Shit Lanka are LITERALLY running every series at a loss
>>64476090
yeah I do, I've two accounts
>>64476035
I'm re-calibrating my opinions of the benefits of a vegan diet.
>>64476105
what level?
>>64476114
70 and 49, a newish th8 and a sexy little max th6
>>64473280
>Nipsen
I'm stealing that one
>>64476100
>LEE FUGG LE BIGG TREE XDDDD :D :D :D XDDDDDDDDDDD
If India didn't exist there LITERALLY wouldn't be international cricket you SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING fucking casual
India is the ONLY reason why "countries" like New Zealand, Sri Lanka, Bangladesh, Zimbabwe and West Indies have fully professional cricket teams
>>64476127
point out where I made any claim otherwise you dumb fuck
I LITERALLY just described the way the money is distributed by the ICC without ANY comment on the appropriateness of it
so I have a friend on normiebook who has a girlfriend who is a literal nosering-wearing feminist who constantly posts about feminist/SJW bullshit
apparently she signed up for poledancing classes, and has bragged about how "empowering" it is
kek
KEK
K E K
hint: she's one of the fat ones
almost time for meme cricket
what a time to be alive
>>64476100
really not sure how proceeds are shared in cricket desu, but the away side should be getting a decent share of gate takings and advertising money wherever they play, if that's not the case its disgusting
>>64476146
You HEAVILY implied that it is India profitting off of international cricket by saying "the big 3 eat all the money"
LITERALLY 80(EIGHTY) percent of the money in cricket is generated by India alone. Australia and England basically make up the balance.
Every single other "country" is a leech.
You can't blame India for wanting a more per capita distribution of the funds. How is it fair that Zimbabwe gets as much of the World Cup money as them?
>voges averaging 76.83
>15th in ICC rankings
>>64476156
You think you've got it bad
>>64476171
India IS profiting off international cricket, that's an objective fact, and I LITERALLY said that the other countries are leeches and even provided Sri Lanka as an example
proxy off statscunt
>>64476176
dem titties tho
>>64476127
>Leaving out the one team India actually had any direct involvement with getting a Test side (Pakistan)
You're a fucking moron you know that
>>64476157
I'm excited for england v south africa too
>>64476156
HIGH
>Australia's batting average of 162 in the series, is the highest by any team in any series (min 200 overs faced).
Just fucking end it now. Who fucking thought this series would be a good idea? Should have swapped both teams, at least Poo Peeland were competitive.
>>64472707
I can see some Leo in him there
>>64476156
leave mandy alone
>tfw unironically watching gay-peegue before based bash starts
>>64476176
I would post more examples of this feminazi's mental illness but I'm afraid of the losers in /cric/ (mostly PPs tbqh) who go to great lengths to track down any random anon who posts any screenshot from Facebook.
>>64476212
somebody's got to.
>West Indies being shit is literally bringing people to tears.
Almost feel like it myself t b h.
Fucking Bangladesh would put up more of a fight than this.
>>64476225
>tfw my post got selected
>>64476234
kys iMattster
>>64476218
aww man, I love that stuff. How's this for a night out?
>>64476228
>that video where Sobers breaks down into tears
>>64476228
It's nearly made me burst into treats too
Remember this ad?
https://youtu.be/gAsNPnxm_NI
>Boyd Rankin so shit he's forced to play for Ireland again
Absolutely tip top kek.
Also yeah apparently Ireland is playing a series against PNG here in January (why here is beyond me, perhaps it's a home game for PNG I dunno), although I guess....
>That Irish ground in that one dayer that was just a swamp with a cricket pitch on it
jej
Clearly not a test match team, stick to that meme version of 20/20.
>>64476290
Why make a webm of this?
It's not a great delivery. Yeah it's a cutter. Woop-dee-shit, it's way too short to be threatening and the only reason he got a wicket with it was because of Cook's horrendous lapse in concentration to hang his bat out to dry.
Statscuck on pooicide watch
Anyone else feel that test cricket is dead? i'm looking more forward to big bash than this boring outdated version of the game.
>>64476305
>Cook's horrendous lapse in concentration to hang his bat out to dry
purely because of that la
>>64476313
fair enough then
>>64476304
Wasn't he in that Adam Sandler movie recently?
His attitude coupled with that I think is probably key to getting BSA's interested in cricket again.
>>64473340
Literally spent my whole day golfing and water-skiing to come home and see you spent your Sunday constructing this.
kek
KEK
K E K
>>64476188
I have no idea what your point is but that PCB is on literal suicide watch with crippling debts because they haven't played India much in recent years (and obviously because they cant host teams properly)
>>64476308
Is big bash on tonight?
>>64476324
yes
>>64476319
unironically yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mzLXqJsryY
I don't even know how it happened
>>64475705
Fazer Mohammad?
>>64476333
fuck that's cringeworthy
>>64476334
yep thats him
the cunt is absolutely based
Him and Jim Maxwell are the current best commentators in the world IMO
>>64476266
Whose boobies are those?
these test match/bbl combo days are fucking great
what the fuck convict is back?
>>64476364
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ITS IN THE FUCKING IMAGE FILENAME YOU SEETHING FRESHCUNT
>>64476364
my gf's
>>64476369
yes and straight back into fantasy the based cunt
>>64476304
Fuck I love Steyn, if he wasn't a cricketer he would probably hunt kaffirs for money
>>64476369
trip on conbitch
>>64476377
im not convict i just noticed he was in the the bbl league
>>64476266
Anyone remember when Marlin got triggered hardcore by that aussie bloke? "YOU ARE NOT AN AUSTRALIAN CITIZEN". Tv gold
hello confriend <3
also who /afl/?
>>64476370
LMAO, I don't save every single image on 4chan, dickhead, so how am I supposed to know what the filename is?
Retard.
>>64476386
It's not him
>>64476394
EXPOSED FRESHIE
>>>/reddit/
>>64476398
oh okay
>>64476388
Literally fucking WHO?
>>64476393
joel pls go
>>64476398
yeah it is
>>64476416
nope
>>64476415
k
;_;
>>64476393
Heya Jam Master
>>64476416
how was jail m8?
>it's David Lloyd and Michael Holding
>mfw
>>64476450
I never went to jail? just had some time away from the interwebs
who won the AFL and NRL supercoach leagues?
>>64476464
>just had some time away from the interwebs
why though?
>>64476464
>I never went to jail
your narrative is falling apart
>>64476320
>golfing and water-skiing
You should have only gone for one, it would be more believable.
>>64476333
>steyn
>hello
How the fuck do these people even function in real life?
I could literally dominate cricket if I cared
>>64476464
convict on aborted narrative watch
>>64476484
I really don't know what you mean, looking through the archives I can see there was a "drug running in the gold coast' story floating about about but I never said that, started that or continued it.
Youre free to believe whatever you want tho
I hope you idiots know that this isn't convict's trip.
>>64476500
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_For_Big_Strong_Americans
>>64476513
I gave my old one out on june 21st (or about then) and haven't posted since
I'm back for January though
>>64476516
There seems to be an issue with the page?
>>64476516
aww, I thought you would have created a redirect
>Michael Holding: James Anderson is a good bowler... but I wouldn't put him anywhere near Dale Steyn
utterly based
So one of you cunts please tell me who won the supercoach leagues.
Did basedogs beat Shiggys in some epic granny or was it something boring
>>64476552
Stop this. Make a name for yourself and stop trying to leech of other people's popularity.
>>64476541
it used to redirect to the laws of cricket
whats this 't.' business all about?
>>64476543
elite truth bombs being dropped
Anderson is the biggest homebabby bowler in cricket
lol hey guys I just decided I'll return as well
>tfw my gf is a bitch
think I might kill myself lads
>>64476552
here's /afl/
WHERE is Reality Cunt and WHAT is his "poodiction" ?
Tell me one cricket player that Barry Bonds couldn't replace
>>64476543
That's really not controversial in any way.
>>64476579
Holly Ferling
>>64476573
cheers man, nice
>>64476580
>>64476580
>>64476580
Based Meme League thread
>>64476579
>Barry Bonds
literally who
>>64476590
dont need another thread
>>64476579
Geo-Rog-ee Failey
no man has can replicate that much retard
>>64476599
Some Mexican guy
>>64476579
>Barry Bonds
is he the founder of Bonds underwear?
Who is blake lads?
>>64476601
there's a test game on soon, the big bash autists can fuck off to that thread
Lads, where did goose go?
What posts are his?
>tfw gf
>>64476612
Its literally on NOW you fucking casual
Stokes has been going troppo for the last 25 mins
but no one except me is watching it. As I said, we dont need 2 threads, /cric/ isnt big enough
Laddy M80 cunts, what exactly was the purpose of the Jon Hamm film Million Dollar Arm? Why would he scout Indian Cricketeers to pitch for baseball? Seems like a misuse of resources
COLLAPSE
>STROKES
WHEN WILL THIS FUCKING MEME PLAYER GO?
hi friends remember me?
>>64476618
fuck me, I thought there was another hour
>>64476628
kys
>tfw handsome
>>64476614
Obesity goose is in hosital with severe cholesterol.
We should Pray for him :(
Dear walkgod please help our dear friend in his time of hardship
>>64476623
>Jon Hamm
I'd go gay for him desu
NEETistic Bitchspouter on diabetes and dialysis watch
Santner > Marsh > Stokes
redpill me on old ball tactics
>>64475612
Very late but this is a really lame,reddit-esque post
fuck you desu
>>64476623
Should have scouted big strong Aussies desu senpai
>>64476646
U couldn't be further from the truth you retarded shit cunt.
Neck yourself 2bh
>>64476653
literally the opposite
>>64476612
FFS thought it only started now. Missed Stokes' memeing
Somebody redpill me on GOATistic elitespouter
>>64476669
Its okay
not you get to see Bitchstow
>that unblinking stare
Is Compton literally autistic?
>>64476697
>those bitch tears
every fucking time
are there more people at the SCG than there was at the MCG?
west indian cricket is a disgrace poor lead up program players that shouldnt be playing a board that can handle the opinion of there national coach then ban him for the sri lankan tour and yet there still in charge what a joke yet west indies have a worst touring record than zimbabwe
These dudes serious? How hard is it to chuck a doggone ball to your m8
>>64476727
SCG is such a architectural dogs breakfast. They should knock it down and start over
>>64476727
MCG is a meme ground
>>64476727
no it probably just looks that way because the SCG is small as fuck compared to the glorious MCG
would a windies side of 40-60 year old guys do any worse than this current team, id watch it desu
Cant wait to see some fucking memes lads, the windies are pathetic
this is the optimal BBL team
>>64476748
this times a million, "muh historic stands" just look fucking retarded
>>64476590
Seek help
>>64476758
>hussy
>o'queef
>optimal
KEK
>>64476758
oh dear
>>64476543
no shit
and dale steyn wouldn't be top 10 all time either
Starting to think I should have picked up Michael Dumb tbqh
>>64476748
t. krazykuck
I tend to agree desu. The SGC is a disgusting looking ground
WACA is the most comfy ground
Adelaide Oval is the best ground
MCG is the most overrated ground
>>64476801
>WACA is the most comfy ground
>not Bellerive
kill "your"self
just served up some 132kph chin music lads
Another quality BBL umpball game
>PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT
>>64476775
hmmm
probably not, but when comparing statistically you have to note that the last decade or two has seen a serious swing in favour of the batsmen
>>64476801
SCG is most overrated. Are you listening right now?
"Do you still take it all in when you walk out?"
Whats so special about the ground that makes everyone talk about it as some sort of mecca
MCG is the only Australian ground that has any atmosphere as shown this afternoon
>fairweather poms nowhere to be found
>>64476823
The atmosphere was wholly created by the players on the field.
Transport that game to any cricket ground in the country and the atmosphere would be exactly the same, if not better.
>>64476813
If he turns up on Fallon to do a BSA community service announcement on cricket I'll out him.
MEMED
E
M
E
D
Baddin on pooicide watch
MEMESWELL
>Compton's glare of pure hatred
>>64476753
i feel like curtly ambrose was in a old man exhibition game not long ago and he was fucked
so no i dont think they'd do better
Haddin justifies opening ahead of Maddinson yet again
>>64476830
fucking kek then how come it never happens at any other Australian ground
the only other alternative is that MCG consistently produces the best cricket in the country but that wouldn't fit your narrative either
>>64476813
>Carine Munro
People seem to forget that Australian /sp/ posters LITERALLY POSTED LIKE THIS prior to the panderer holocaust of 2013-2014. No exaggeration, I remember seeing many posts that were just as pandering, if not more so, on /sp/ prior to the arrival of our Lord and Saviour LSCM.
>>64476847
he played in the first BSA pandering game and couldn't bowl for shit
one of the pakis (Akram?) was still bowling in the mid 130s
>>64476863
it was akhtar who was still quick
>>64476853
>fucking kek then how come it never happens at any other Australian ground
It literally happened at the Gabba of all grounds (aka the worst cricket venue in the country) when Siddle got his hat trick.
It happened at Adelaide multiple times in the D/N test, happened at the WACA during the Ashes for Harris' wicket, Johnson knocking over Cook and the final wicket, happened at the SCG multiple times against fucking India last year.
I suspect you are just so delusional about your state that when you watch the Boxing Day test you are constantly looking for things to make you feel better about where you live, not realizing that it LITERALLY happens at EVERY ground in the country.
>>64476863
>one of the pakis (Akram?) was still bowling in the mid 130s
akhtar
>>64476854
I wish the anti-panda ring rhetoric spread across to the rest of 4chan, any australian thread is a fucking cringefest
I fucking hate how everyone on /v/ overuses the word cunt and mate, while complaining about the heat to impress the Big Strong Page 0 Americans
as someone from melbourne
why do u cunts fight over what ground is the best? who gives a fuck
state pride? you're all australian you dumb fucks
>>64476873
Reminder that they are just off the top of my head.
It very likely has happened dozens of times in the past 3 years at EACH venue in the country during periods of intense action.
jesus christ how is Scott Boland in the Test squad?
I know this is just t20 but he's basically just a 135 kp/h trundler. If you're going to pick one of them why not Jackson Bird?
just got some impromptu freestyle aussie hiphop out on the street. Suburb's gone to the dogs.
>>64476704
He should be the opener again with Cook for maximal autism.
>>64476881
Username?
>>64476881
>u
fresh off the facebook boat newcunt detected
>>64476873
why are you so worked up about this? you can literally tell watching on TV that the MCG has better noise than any other ground in Australia, anyone even trying to be slightly objective would tell you the same thing
it's not exactly rocket science to explain it either, more spectators generally will equate to more atmosphere
>>64476552
something boring
t. shiggys :(
when is /cric/ having their own radio commentary lads
>>64476886
played one good shield match in WA while marsh was watching
>>64476881
Melbournians are the only ones who fight for "their" ground, and it's because of the false sense of pride and smugness most Victorians inherently possess.
You'll notice that most other posts in here are suggest places like the Adelaide Oval, Hobart and the WACA as the best places for cricket. Even though the vast majority of /cric/ posters are from New South Wales, the SCG is being fairly analysed and hasn't been suggested as the best cricketing venue in the country.
Melbournians on the other hand; "FUCK YEAH MCG GOAT 100K BOXING DAY CROWD WOOOOOOOO"
>>64476878
the cunt thing is painfully r/aus. I don't understand it, I've never used cunt as a term of endearment. It always means someone's a cunt.
>>64476902
i know I'm looking at his record
He has had literally one good innings the entire season and isn't close to being the top wicket-taker.
His selection doesnt makes sense. He doesn't even have meme pace like NCN or anything like that.
>>64476906
This is Zerogoose.
>>64476894
>you can literally tell watching on TV that the MCG has better noise than any other ground in Australia
noise = atmosphere now?
so I guess grounds with screaming monkeys and trumpets are the most atmospheric grounds in the world?
kek
KEK
K E K
>>64476878
LSCM
Reminder that not even a year ago, well after the initial wave of pandering-shaming, I brought up and tried to argue this exact point in au/sp/ and was met with many replies of "OI NAH MAYTE I USE CUNT ALL THE TIME IN REAL LIFE AY". These """""people""""" are still here somewhere, they've simply stopped exposing themselves.
>>64472597
bump because bindi irwin is worth looking at
>>64476087
You should leave 4chan sometime you dumb cunt.
walkcunt on suicide watch
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