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England vs South Africa
England 3/49
Australia vs West Tendies
Australia 3/345
Statscunt on suicide watch
>Australian pitches are good
first for smith is literally the best batsman in the world
http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/blogs/are-we-there-yet/5941951/What-do-Australians-think-of-NZ
>all those comments from PPs agreeing with the article
kek
KEK
>>64451574
you must be joking?
that's a great yorker to taylor
and he's going to have to bowl that one again
Why does New Inferiority Complexland Ltd even have test status?
They are barely above the level of Ireland, and are much worse than Sri Lanka.
>reading another country's media
Can you fucking faggots stop arguing?
We love you both equally.
>>64451589
at least they can draw a series in die UAE.
>>64451591
You know full well if I posted an article from an Australian journalistic website, you would've immediately responded with
>LE BIAS XDXD
>LE MAKING ARTICLES ABOUT ANOTHER COUNTRY XDXD
>>64451595
PLEASE ACCEPT US MASTER WE'LL EVEN BOMB SYRIA PLEASE NOTICE US INSTEAD OF BIG STRONG CHINA I'M BEGGING YOU PLEAAASEEEE
That's your average Australian.
>>64451596
Ireland would have won.
>>64451587
Unlike Poot and the kiwi manlet he has actually done well in South Africa so you shouldn't be talking bud
>>64451606
lol, probably. fucking freaks.
the big 3 really should insist on giving them test status.
>make a statement referring to no one
>he replies to me thinking its all about him
>being this self-centred
Wouldn't expect anything better from a feral houso bogan.
>>64451602
>not bombing ISIS
mudslime pls go
>>64451602
>WE'LL EVEN BOMB SYRIA
New Inferiority Complexland Ltd.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_Sydney_hostage_crisis
New Inferiority Complexland Ltd.
New Inferiority Complexland Pty Ltd.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015_Parramatta_shooting
>>64451611
i was actually inferring that AB is clearly the best.
the man can sit and bat.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_Christchurch_earthquake
New Inferiority Complexland Ltd.
Watched the NZ movie 'What we do in the shadows' yesterday. Was pretty funny 2bh pham
>>64451632
>le hide away at 5 his entire career man
>best in the world
in meme cricket, sure. In Tests, he is literally Kikeal Cuck-tier
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-11-19/first-new-zealanders-deported-under-new-immigration-rules/6954574
New Inferiority Complexland Pty Ltd.
National Sorry Day is an annual event that has been held in Australia on 26 May, since 1998, to remember and commemorate the mistreatment of the country's indigenous population. During the 20th century, Australian governments' policies resulted in a "Stolen Generation"—i.e., "Aboriginal children separated, often forcibly, from their families in the interest of turning them into white Australians".[1]
The date 26 May carries great significance for the Stolen Generations, as well as for Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander communities, and non-indigenous Australians. On 26 May 1997, the Bringing Them Home report was tabled in Parliament.
The annual National Sorry Day commemorations remind and raise awareness among politicians, policy makers, and the wider public about the significance of the forcible removal policies and their impact on the children that were taken, but also on their families and communities.
On 13 February 2008, then Prime Minister Kevin Rudd moved a motion of Apology to the Indigenous Australian "Stolen Generation".[4] The apology was the new parliament's first order of business; Kevin Rudd became the first Australian Prime Minister to publicly apologize to the Stolen Generations on behalf of the Australian federal government.
Official best UK colonies Power rankings:
1. USA
2. Hong Kong
3. Canada
4. New Zealand
5. South Africa
6. Australia
9001. India
Everyone else: Paki or Nigger status.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015_Cricket_World_Cup_Final
http://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2015/oct/17/australia-and-new-zealand-are-family-but-deportations-continue-turnbull
>P-PLEASE DON'T DEPORT US B-BACK TO POO PEELAND MR BIG STRONG AUSGOD
KEK
Absolutely pathetic.
I have a feeling England are making SA look much better than they actually are. Some pretty nice bowling though.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Port_Arthur_massacre_(Australia)
>>64451658
we're not your colony mate. but thanks, always knew we were better than aus in something.
RAIN
A
I
N
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Zealand_cricket_team_in_Australia_in_2015%E2%80%9316
http://www.doingourbit.co.nz/
kek
KEK
K-E-K
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinking_of_the_Rainbow_Warrior
>>64451664
Apart from Cook and Root everyone averages like 25 mate.
We've been awful since dropping KP.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_Christchurch_earthquake
Which teams beside Australia have beat South Africa in South Africa in the last 10 years (test series)
>New Zealand has the second highest number of McDonalds restaurants per person in the world.
>and is the third fattest OECD country.
>>64451687
hmm... i know england did it a while ago, can't remember when though.
>>64451669
You're in the commonwealth senpai. USA isn't but we can pretend.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Same-sex_marriage_in_New_Zealand
Australia is desperate to prove their worth to England so England take them seriously.
It's honestly embarassing Tbh. New Zealand has an inferiority complex with Australia but its more to do with size and relevance than anything. Australia literally exists as Britain's trashcan yet winning their precious Ashes means so much to them even though Britbongs barely give a fuck anymore and just play it to humour them.
It's like a dog licking the face of the master who cut its balls off.
>New Zealand has the highest cannabis use per person in the world.
>New Zealand has the 3rd highest amphetamine use in the world
>>64451658
this isnt your personal blog m8
>>64451701
sounds like a nice place.
>>64451696
What's the point of this one?
Are you still literally a homophobe in 2015?
If SJWs were forcing churches to allow same-sex couples to marry I could see the problem, but otherwise, grow up.
>New Zealanders consume more KFC chicken per person than residents of any other country.
>and it has the world's highest rate of campylobacter food poisoning
>New Zealand has the highest melanoma rate in the world.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Music_of_New_Zealand
>>64451703
You have been misinformed.
>>64451709
Gays are GOAT because even evolution is telling them they're wrong. As long as they don't breed or adopt they're fine by me.
>New Zealand has the 3rd highest car crash death rate in the world after the United States and Belgium
>New Zealand has the 3rd highest rate of child maltreatment deaths in the world after Mexico and the United States
>NZ has the highest rate of suicide in the world for ages 15 to 24 years old (hi Daniel)
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
>Direct-to-consumer advertising of prescription drugs is only legal in 2 developed countries: New Zealand and the US.
>10% of kiwis take antidepressants
>>64451709
>COME ON GUYS IT'S 2015
>New Zealand has the third highest rate of threatened bird species (33% of all bird species in New Zealand are threatened)
>has the fifth highest ecological footprint per person in the world
>has the fourth highest trash rate in the world (municipal waste per person)
>>64451738
it's nearly 2016 lad
>tfw 2006 was 10 years ago
KEK, where did all the poo peelanders run away to?
Aww, did the big mean AusGODS bully you away again?
poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch
>>64451738
Nice memespouting.
Like I said, grow up.
>>64451752
2006 was my best year, ever :'(
>>64451762
reminder that this redditor is literally your average poster here now
>>64451772
I've literally never made a single post on reddit in my entire life, and I promise I've been on 4chan and /sp/ for longer than you.
>>64451587
today
>So Kane as a great batsmen, what tips would you give to inspiring batters?
>"Ask AB de Villiers instead"
>AB De Villiers is the best in the world meme
Is it 2013?
aspiring*
w/e
>>64451755
>see this post
>remember the countless times PP show up IMMEDIATELY after seeing it
>realise that they are LITERALLY seething right now and desperately (physically) holding themselves back from the keyboard in a pathetic attempt to not get PTFO yet again
>realise PP will NEVER EVER not be anal annihilated as fuck
KEK
>>64451807
he really fucking is, except he doesn't play on the ausfag roads.
>>64451807
another thing, he was the ONLY batsman that could handle johnson on that fucking killer patch he had.
>>64451812
>>64451755
kek
KEK
K-E-K
Has a day EVER gone by where New Inferiority Complexland Ltd has NOT been embarrassingly, utterly and comprehensively PTFO?
apparently play will resume in 2 mins.
>>64451658
>Canada
>playing the right sports
>keeping the right flag
>not being americalite
pick 1
>>64451828
Nice.
Enough time for the average Poo Peelander to ejaculate to granny porn.
>>64451824
Yes, IN EARLY 2014.
>>64451815
No, he really fucking isn't (anymore).
He's still easily top 5 and arguably top 3.
>>64451687
Australia and England are the only countries to win in South Africa.
Post-apartheid losses:
1997: Australia 2-1
2002: Australia 2-1
2004/2005: England 2-1
2006: Australia 3-0
2009: Australia 2-1
2014: Australia 2-1
>>64451825
Poo Peeland Ltd literally destroyed.
How can they ever recover from this?
>>64451687
england's best side managed it
>>keeping the right flag
KEK
You literally cannot make this shit up.
>>64451841
Thanks for this comprehensive response that completely answered my query, ended the discussion, and rendered all subsequent posts useless.
Cheers.
>>64451841
damn there have been so many great series/matches with Aus v SA
can't believe next summer got scaled back from 4 tests to 3
Fuck lads just ate like a 3k calorie christmas dinner v.2, had the same yesterday and i'm full.
What do you niggas have on your plate for christmas din dins?
10 x roast potatoes
2x slices pork
2x slices turkey
5x those sausages wrapped in bacon
3x stuffing balls
5x yorkshire "joe root" puddings
some veg to get my GBP
1x big lump of sweet potato mash
a bucket full of gravy
>>64451902
Fat sack of shit detected
compton moves so fucking late
guess it makes sense being an opener from england but it's still disconcerting
England will literally win this series.
>>64451912
Gotta eat big to get big, CMON.
Manlet with hollow legs detected.
(I have put on Christmas weight though)
>>64451902
don't you have ham? my family always has turkey, pork and ham for christmas
Is James "Manlet" Taylor the best player under 5'6 in the world?
Is Alex Hayles related to Chris Gayles?
Is James Taylor related to Ross Taylor?
>>64451944
meg lanning
What channel should I be streaming to watch this?
Sky Sports 1?
Is Mitchell Starc related to Ian Healy?
Is Dale Steyn related to Morne Steyn?
Is Ben Stokes related to Chris Woakes?
Is Michael Holding related to the batsman's Willey?
Have South Africa brought in this short light to combat Taylor's Manlet powers? Like a Manlet vs Manlet off to see who is the superior subhuman?
Is Graeme Gooch related to David Willey?
>tfw a yorker fizzes past Taylors ears
>manlets
>good at anything
If Morne Morkel were a piece of breathing apparatus, he'd be Morne Snorkel.
if australian commentators have taught me anything, I can say with certainty that south africa's slips cordon is standing too close together
>>64451944
Between him and Warner.
>>64451657
Hi! I'm here for the job interview.
*for this purpose, "freshcunt" refers to someone who arrived here (from reddit, Facebook, /bet/, etc) shortly before, or during, the 2015 CWC
1. Unironically uses the word "comfy"
2. Still considers AB De Villiers the best batsman in test cricket
3. Hates Mark Taylor and Mark Nicholas as commentators
4. Rates Bumble and Michael Holding as commentators
5. Has a New Zealand flag
6. Has an American flag
7. Unironically uses "us" and "we" when referring to a national cricket team
8. Openly hated Shane Watson
9. Rates Mitch Marsh but hates Shaun Marsh
10. Believes Steve Smith and David Warner are better batsmen than Kane Williamson
11. Thinks Pakistan are the best test team in the world right now
12. Gets angry when /cric/ posters start discussing "the old days"
13. Gets angry when /cric/ discussion goes off topic in any way
14. Genuinely believes they could have scored a century against the West Indies in the first test
15. Believes Joe Burns is a capable long-term opener
16. Argues unironically with Reality Check
17. Believes anything Reality Check says
>tfw Michael Holding's voice
>>64452064
R O N S
O
N
S
>>64451730
Wait for about 1am m8. There will be another conflicting diary entry detailing his altruism to strain the contextual reality. Closely followed by 6-10 adHom replies using the words "fat", "virgin", "I'm", and "based".
Just done a poo
>>64452054
1, 2, 4, 7, 8
first series on /cric/ was 2011-12 summer with india touring
>>64452111
was it in a fancy restaurant?
>>64452119
You couldn't have picked 5 more seethingly casual traits if you tried.
>>64452054
Been here since 2012.
1. Comfy is a good word to describe watching cric in bed.
2. No Root is
3. Mark Nicholas is average at best.
4. Both are great commentators, Sir Geoffrey is GOAT.
5. No
6. No
7. Both ironically and unironically.
8. No Watson is hilarious
9. Hate both.
10. No I don't
11. lol? Scraped a win against us, the current worst test team going.
12. Nope
13. I contribute to most of it
14. Nope, bowler and only ever scored a 50
15. Could be, will wait and see
16 + 17. Couldnt care less about him, prefer Goosey and even convict.
>22(66)
Compton hasn't changed I see
>>64451935
That's not halal m8
>>64452054
1, 2, 4, 5, 8
>>64452134
sure I could, I didn't pick #5 did I
>>64452145
literally done nothing wrong
>>64452145
He's got quicker, was like 15 (58). He will get to 50 off 120 then 100 off 180. 200 off 220.
>>64452054
I am disheartened by the cynicism on display in this thread. I have no doubt that Reality Check has:
-created a $40 million dollar empire from nothing but Satanism and a highschool education
-gotten over the tragic death of his sister overseas.
-gotten over the tragic death of his parents in a car crash (just like James Bond!)
-bested his hero Matthew Lloyd in a ono-on-one match-up and was able to befriend his hero due to their mutual respect.
-risen to the top of the Melbourne, and thus Australian advertising industry (just like Todd Sampson!) without a hint of formal education in the area.
-intimidated and humiliated former Australian cricket captain, and living legend Ricky Ponting
-single-handedly come up with the Rhonda and Ketut AAMI advertising campaign, but it was stolen off him.
-mastered a dozen languages and is conversational in another dozen.
-become a celebrated DJ at Melbourne's 'Heat' nightclub
-given up a promising AFL footballer due to a "terrible" injury
-exiled due to issues with the ATO
- placed in numerous "illegal street races" in his adopted home of Indonesia
-taken part in local discussions solving disputes between muslims and christians
- had sexual intercourse with Helena from My Kitchen Rules
- helped fund a new local soccer stadium
- hunted sharks to help feed the locals
-hosted a Christmas party for a local Orphanage.
I, for one, don't need proof. I have faith.
>>64452218
neat
we'll probably lead that for the next few decades at least
Poo Peeland Ltd literally, utterly and comprehensively PTFO in this very thread, lads.
>>64452192
Top chortle, is this based on things he's said. I laughed hard reading this.
>>64452218
Why are we both so GOAT Ausbro?
>>64452218
Poo Peeland on pooicide watch
>>64452259
We've played more tests
>>64452259
Been playing for longer, don't let the minnows know though
>>64452218
neat, did >we reach 1000 today?
>>64452259
All accounted for. I'm unironically writing a screen treatment.
>>64452302
if so, at least it was khawaja and not burns who got the milestone
>>64452192
Here's a rare Reality Check fact that never gets mentioned.
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/47682514/#47684627
>is reality check an expert on soccer too?
>Yeah I played at semi pro level for a few years. I don't follow it much any more (mainly because it's the most boring and over rated sport in the world) but I still know more than our average Australian.
>>64452390
>Gosford city, and I left when they refused to give me a pay increase after I had a stellar year.
>You would probably know who I am if you've been involved in that club I guess so I'm taking a massive punt admitting this.
>>64451574
ian smith?
>>64452390
thanks ƒam, always on the lookout for more.
>>64452390
I remember that. I think he quit because his coach was holding him back because of jealousy or something. Then he played Aussie rules and was about to make the AFL before his career ending injury.
>>64452390
also kek I think that's me getting autistic about aussie rules becoming a sport before soccer
How is everyone going to spend their NYE lads?
>>64452390
I wonder if it's just troll and mentally ill.
Probably the latter even if it was trolling, considering how long he's been at it.
>>64452621
I deliberately work on NYE so that I don't have to tell anyone I have nowhere to go
>>64452621
I'll be at BIG MEME Adelaide, pls don't blow be up BSM
>>64452621
gonna help out at a local orphanage
>>64452486
Well for one I kept getting unfairly booked for 'bad' tackles. In reality I just didn't let most of these so called superstars play the game on their own terms. I was vital to the team in the CB position, and everyone knew it except the manager. They didn't raise my pay after I was "literally" the reason they got promoted so I quit and haven't looked back on that shit sport since.
>>64452775
kek
You CAN'T make this shit up. (well actually, you can)
>>64451658
>Any of these countries
>UK colonies
Objectively incorrect, and the UK is more a US colony than anything else.
South African camera operators are always the best at spotting qts
Holy shit, I just pulled a delt kekking
based Reality Christ
>>64452775
nice 'meme'
>>64452772
good lad
>>64452390
>15 years of biology
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/41465137/#41467551
>claimed to write a script for a parody reality sitcom
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/37062043/#37062361
Also claimed that he created a series on ABC called Reality Check
>>64453057
Thanks my man!
>>64453057
2013 /afl/ was so innocent
just flicked channels and saw man united are losing to stoke 2-0 kek
>>64452054
7 only. And I did arrive during the 2015 CWC.
who is winning?
>>64453604
Australia
>>64453628
i am talking about the real match, not the whack a windie shitfest you have going on there
>>64453660
Australia is still winning
>>64453604
It's a good contest and England are building up a good partnership. Probably the fairest and most competitive match we've had today.
>>64453628
always and forever
Drinking some A-one ratshit homebrew, wouldn't rate it t-alt+225-h.
Taylor doing it for the manlets.
>>64454345
chutiyapa
>Cook and Root get out cheaply
>Rest of the batting lineup chips in
Colour me surprised
Are you a good person?
>>64454916
that's gonna sting like hell when they rip their moustaches off.
>>64451229
Johnmeme x Harris was unironically the BEST bowling duo of this generation of cricket and would have been remembered as one of the greatest fast bowling attacks of all time if PJH didn't kill Bitchwide's enthusiasm and Harris wasn't retired hurt
#bringbacklyth
he's unironically a great batsmen with a case of nerves
nick "the statue" compton actually got a 50. well done man
THE STATSCUNT CONSTRUCT-AN-ARGUMENT KIT (PATENT PENDING)
>AD HOMINEM ATTACKS
>CREDITING POST IN QUESTION TO KRAZYKREZJA OR GATEBRO
>CRITICISING ADAM VOGES DESPITE HAVING NO RELEVANCE TO THE ARGUMENT
>B-B-BUT AUSTRALIA IN THE UAE
>B-B-BUT TRENT BRIDGE
>PRETENDING THAT HAND-EYE COORDINATION NOTICEABLY DECREASES IN A BATSMEN'S 30S
>PRETENDING THAT SMITH WILL BE SHIT IN THE FUTURE AS UNORTHODOX TECHNIQUES ONLY WORK IN THE PLAYER'S 20s, DESPITE MOUNTAINS OF EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY
>MATTPOSTING
>SEVERE EXTRAPOLATION
>FORCING COPYPASTA
>POSTING A SCREENSHOT OF A KRAZYKREZJA REDDIT POST
the manlet should have been selected much earlier, I don't know why the selectors payed attention to KP's delusion
>>64455419
Absolute beast in county but the England team have enough problems without having someone who shits himself whenever he plays internationally.
>>64455812
>yfw he was dropped for 3 years after being given only 2 chances
how much longer does he have lads?
surely his body is going to give up soon
are we winning, chaps?
>>64455940
>one of those chances involved him anchoring down one side during a batting collapse and letting KP score runs
it baffles me how shit le one shaky innings a year man was kept on board for so long, while Taylor was thrown aside almost instantly
>>64455986
No.
>>64455419
Lyth looks a step above most plebs in county, he can boss the bowling when others batsmen are struggling.
They'll probably put Compton in opening with this new 50 though, if Hales gets dropped.
>>64455986
we're in a good position
Just took 3 paracetamol lads
>>64456020
bradford pls go
>memeing in a test match
>>64456011
it was LITERALLY a 150 run partnership too against a younger Steyn and Morkel, even if Taylor didn't make a large score, he had a better SR than Cock and saved the game
>>64456034
On pure performance, that would make sense but I can't see england having two autists opening together
DLF
based elite steyn
STEYN
Manlets
When will they learn?
>>64456149
>Muh jockey
I think in retrospect most England supporters would agree that binning KP off was actually a great idea.
>Dale Steyn will never bowl a 140+ kph ball on a good length outside off to you that swings in at the last moment and weaves in between bat and pad to just clips the bails on the way back to the keeper
How's everyone's orphanage going?
here comes the collapse
Imagine Bairstow against Steyn
>>64456427
still waiting for Angelina Jolie to adopt me lad
>>64456441
they survive till tomorrow lad
/cric/ on jealous of based Reality Christ watch
Can anyone stop him?
>>64458673
Compton apparently
>>64452054
2,4,8
http://blogs.mercurynews.com/49ers/2015/12/26/49ers-promote-aussie-jarryd-hayne-place-alex-boone-on-injured-reserve/?doing_wp_cron=1451164101.7821359634399414062500
Guess who's back
Poopeelia Ltd.
statsgod on nobel prize watch
Hi, newcomers to /cric/! It seems you have stumbled upon our nifty old sport.
You're probably wondering: what the hell are these guys in whites doing? Why are they playing with a paddle? Is this a new meme? But did you know that cricket has been played for over 200 years? Wow! That's really something. Here's something that might help you understand the game more:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_for_Big_Strong_Americans
And while you're here, it's best if we introduce you to some of /cric/'s finest memes so you don't feel left out :) Here are a few of the classics:
>Is David Warner related to Shane Warner?
Referring to 2 famous Australian cricketers, this is a humorous play on words of current Australian batsman David Warner and Australian spin legend Shane Warne (spin is a form of bowling that you'll come to know and love).
The similar personalities of the two players also makes this amusing, as it's likely that they are probably related!
>Will Smith score a century?
Another delightful play on words. Here we're referring to current Australian captain Steven Smith, and the question is whether he'll score a century. However, this question is always answered with "Will Smith is an actor m8", a reference to popular African-American actor Will Smith, someone I'm sure you're familiar with!
>Daniel
Daniel is a cricket fan from New Zealand well known for his idiosyncrasies, such as his worship of progressive rock, the English County Championship and infatuation with average Slavic girls (surely a step down from the babes you have in Europe or America, haha).
It is common to reply to New Zealander posts with "hi daniel", as a reference to /cric/'s most popular Kiwi.
>Holly or Ellyse?
This is an ongoing debate as to who is the better looking female cricketer: Australia's Holly Ferling and Ellyse Perry (who represents Australia in both cricket and soccer - wow!)
There's so much more in /cric/ to offer! Stick around!
>>64456441
Pretty long batting lineup. I think you'll post 400+ before being bowled out.
It will be a batting pitch tomorrow.
What went wrong lads?
>>64466227
chin up lad, lesschester dropped points as well
morning lads
reckon we'll declare halfway through the middle session
I'm at the ground. The covers are coming on.
Lads, if I get a streetwise feast can I substitute the chips for a potato and gravy?
>>64466762
Why would you want to do that? I usually swap out potato and gravy for a second coleslaw
>>64466836
Because I'll be reheating it later
who /got literally nothing to do but can't be fucked going/ here?
>tfw going to the game on Day 4 and Day 5
I really hope Kingsmead doesnt do what it always does and get fucking rained out lads
>>64466963
you're a fucking disgrace m8, go out with ur m8s and be engulfed by the banter
>>64467060
Let me tell you something, I've been watching this game for 30 years, and no rookie has ever impressed me as much as Hayne has. I've seen all the greatest. I've seen 30 superbowls. I've seen it all man. Hayne has that something special that I've only seen in very few players. Players that are sitting in the Hall of Fame right now. Players that kids and men aspire to be. Hayne is special let me tell ya.
>>64466963
I went yesterday
fucking cold and miserable and for most of the day it was boring as shit - I stayed in the bar most of the afternoon
>Warner
>Bradman-esque
Fuckin' hell, lads.
THank fuck Christmas is over.
I fucking hate being around people.
who /literally not even watching/ here?
>>64467178
Didn't watch last night to get an early night to watch the big bash and England test. Both were boring as shit.
Sixers vs Stars expected to be a better match?
GONE
this """thread""" is pathetic
>>64467214
>Watching Meme20
>>64467275
Dead "thread" for a dead "sport"
>>64467123
Test Cricket is boring m8, BBL is the future.
>I will be a regular viewer of the World T20
Zerogoose spotted
looks like we're autosaging again
>>64451559
Is it, dare I say it, time to split the Worst Indies up? I feel like the individual nations would put up teams just as shit as this one so the move would just be to increase the number of teams for shits like Worst Marsh to stat pad against.This would also mean Stove could statpad his way past Bradman and be the eternal GOAT
Will Voges achieve a 100 average this series?
>>64467470
you could but none of them would play Tests, they'd all just be t20/odi associate countries
>this flag
>this comment
>what are the careers of Joe Root and Gary Ballance
>>64467472
Will Voges is a Vice President - IT Operations & Infrastructure m8
>>64467483
>Roots only international century is against the Losedies
When will people stop acting like he is great and just accept he is just thoroughly good.
>GOATven GODth is only 40(forty) runs away from becoming the highest Test run scorer in 2015
Cock on suicide watch
>>64467466
appropriate for this ex "community"
>>64467624
cook will get another chance to bat tho, doubt stove will
>Slats in charge of making accurate lightsaber noises
>>64467735
Do you think Smith made the noise as he played it?
>>64467735
>Darth Slader
jajajajajaja
>>64467886
>LEE FUGG LEE MIGUL SLADER XDXD
Anyone else /at the game/?
Is Kemar Roach related to Papa Roach?
>>64467958
They are both related to Cock Roach
>>64467944
>not sitting in the members
top pleb
What would you #askbill, lads?
based bill telling it like it is
WALLOP
>>64468025
>>64468002
what's he saying?
>implying I'm listening to Channel 9 and not BASED, elite and MUSCULAR Jim Maxwell
>>64468002
What's the first thing is he going to say to Tony Greig when he meets him in hell
>ABC Commentary: "Test Cricket is generally played on flat wickets. In my experience it is always the best cricket teams that want to play on the good wickets because they feel they will outclass the opposition. It is the bowling-friendly wickets that bring teams together and give the weaker teams a chance"
KEK
STATSCUNT ON SUICIDE WATCH
poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch
>>64468093
>implying Roach's short outside off arent the reason Australia are statpadding
Met an Aussie couple today at a cafe. The woman was really loud and pissing everyone off so I told her to shut the fuck up. She went quiet and her beta boyfriend didn't say anything. They left 5 minutes later.
If you know anyone visiting London right now, tell them not to come back.
>you will never be able to hear the golden era commentary of Richie, Bill, Tony and Ian ever again
>This series Australia's combined batting innings' is 7/1003
this series is going to END test cricket in australia
>>64468122
>lying on the internet
>>64468167
christ
what did you lads get for Christmas?
>>64468122
I can translate this to what actually happened
>Met an infidel adulterous pair of kaffir outside the mosque. The uncovered one was having fun and interrupting thoughts of pedophilia amongst my brethren so I pulled out a knife and slaughtered a sheep. She was horrified and her fellow kaffir knew he made the wrong choice leaving the safety of his great country. They escaped the angry mob.
>If you know anyone visiting New Islamabad, tell them to accept Muhammed
>LE ENGLAND IS LE PAGISDAN XDXD
>>>/reddit/
BASED
http://www.espncricinfo.com/australia/content/story/955431.html?CMP=chrome
>yfw voges retires with a higher average than bradman
>>64468269
>>64468312
I made neither of those posts.
Keep beating the dead horse with your uncreative memes though.
>>64468247
a couple of books, a couple of giftcards, about it.
>>64468336
>uncreative
>literally only posts le ___ le___ XDXD
new /cric/ everyone
>>64468396
>LE FUG LE LE MEME XDXD
Wow, can't wait for A Current Affair to tell me which tv shows flopped in 2015 and which ones I can look forward to next year
How was the attendance at the boxing day test compared to the BBL match?
>>64468396
At least LE___ LE ____ requires some thought to translate whatever you're planning on parodying into spurdo-speak.
ENGLAND IS LE PAKISTAN XDXD bullshit has literally been said HUNDREDS of times previously, and you are just repeating it. It's the equivalent of unironically using the "why did the chicken cross the road?" joke as a way to get laughs. It's been said many, many times before, it's not funny, and just shows that you lack the creativity to develop or tailor your own memes.
>>64468396
>new /cric/
LE FUGG LE ___ XDXD has been a /cric/ regular for a while now desu
If Smoth had been born in India with his level of Downs would he be a cricketer or a circus freak.
>>64468425
I'm sure it will be fair and unbiased.
I don't expect them to favour channel 9 shows in any way.
Execute all muslims.
>LE FUG LE A GURREND AVAIR XDXD
>campbell brown
>AFL "legend"
>>64468445
>At least LE___ LE ____ requires some thought to translate whatever you're planning on parodying into spurdo-speak
>he takes his "memes" very seriously
>attempted to swim the english channel, something literal children have done
>failed
>campbell brown
Who /comfy/ here?
>Nice cup of tea
>Owl City playing through my Bose headphones
>Watching cricket
>Mild weather for summer
>Comfy pair of Ugg boots on
>>64468624
>Owl City playing through my Bose headphones
Kindly kill yourself
>>64468474
They would have drowned him the in Ganges not long after his birth.
>>64468626
>someone making pizza at dominoes making jokes bout lyf.
>>64468653
>LE FUG LE OWL ZIDY XDXD
>>64468624
what headphones pham? i wanna cop a pair of bose too, got a jb hifi gift voucher.
>>64468685
yes indeed, fuck Foul Shitty
smoth is kill
the summer so far in sydney hasn't been very hot at all
in fact it hasn't been genuinely hot since that mini "heatwave" in November where it was 40+ degrees
>>64468800
>LE SMOFF GILL XD XD
>>64468801
IGS NOT HOT ENUFF, FUG ME, HAG TO BUT ON A SWEAGER XDXD
Will Smith declare before Voges gets 100?
https://www.fb.com/friendlyjordies/videos/vb.359313340856160/715865141867643/
>>64468838
funnily enough I just changed into warmer clothes
this is one of the coolest summers I can remember. it hasn't really felt like summer so far
>>64468801
About a week ago there were a couple days over 35.
I hope you're not complaining though. I would far prefer ~25 degree days with the odd shower than 40+ shitfests.
Only literal Chads and normalfags who like to "brag" about the Australian weather on Facebook to their foreigner friends like 35+ temps.
>>64468697
I was kidding about Bose anon, get some ATH-M50
>>64468876
I'm not complaining, just making an observation
on the flipside back in 2009 the winter in sydney was unusually warm
>>64468626
>your
LGTSS
>the present state of /cric/
this community is a husk, a mere shell of its former self.
>>64468970
simply a reflection of the current state of cricket on display
>>64468876
The best thing would be to have an Australian winter (like a Brisbane winter) and then a NH winter.
Australian summer is pretty gross desu.
>>64468433
Waca only holds 20,000
>>64468970
>LE NEW /CRIC/ IS LE BAD XDXD
>>64468970
this "summer" has surely been the worst in Australian history
Poo Peeland came over absurdly overrated and got exposed exactly for what they are, the 7th best team in the world. The West Tendies aren't worth seriously discussing.
The Day/Night meme has been the ONLY saving grace
Who reckons the Aussies should enforce the follow on? I reckon if they declare soon then they can finish the game by lunch tomorrow.
>>64468433
Boxing Day was 53k
NYE BBL will probably be close to it but that's all the Adelaide Oval can hold
>>64469023
>wanting a NH winter
>>64469092
>>64469092
>>64469085
Good to see you've blown a fuse after I pointed out how pathetically unfunny your use of >LE ENGLAND IS LE PAKISTAN XDXD meme was.
>accidently buy masala instead of sherry for the trifle
>it tastes better
kek
nice 'traditional' desert britcucks
>>64469130
>he can't afford to go skiing
what was it like growing up in the western suburbs?
>>64469176
>unironically eating trifle
Bunch of shit thrown together that would taste better individually desu senpai
Peter Siddle le epic Banana eating man
>>64469176
>masala
that's indian food you fucking pleb.
Anyone here have qt younger sisters?
any OG /bbau/ posters ITT?
we got a good thread going on /tv/ rn
>P-P-P-PLEASE N-NOTICE ME BIG STRONG CHINAMAN
>LET ME WORSHIP YOUR BIG YELLOW COCK XDXD
>>64469153
>LE YOU ARE LE SAME PERSGON XDXD
TUBBY GOING FISHING
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>64468624
here lad
>nice glass of chockie milk
>Chet atkins playing on my cozy headphones
>watching criecket
>favourite blankie covering me
>>64469146
people that unironically drive manual because they think they go faster are mentally ill
>>64469293
He'd fit in well here
>there are only three players who average more than 100 against the Windies after playing more than 2 Tests against them
>Mohammad Yousuf
>Adam Voges
>Steven Smith
G O A T
O
A
T
>>64469381
>Chet atkins
le born in the wong genewation
>>64469381
what colour beats you have senpai?
>>64469468
BBC colour breh
>Here comes the Habibs
Fuck that ad made me cringe, I hope it gets cancelled.
>>64469421
What if the quality of West Indies cricket never got worse, and Australia just got 100x better?
>tfw trying to buy a house but there's nothing on the market at this time of year
What the fuck, I hate all these shit ads for like here come the hijabs and a cuckent affair
>>64469816
>Buying a house in the Australian market when it's a gigantic ponzi scheme
kek
KEK
K E K
who /tv/ here?
>>64468146
Fuck my life
It's legitimately saddening knowing that Ritchie's accent and cadence died with him and commentary will never be that soothing again
>>64469911
Not op but what the fuck do you recommend instead?
>>64469932
Im watching on 9hd, ehh its alright, commentary can be fucking hilarious
>>64469949
Don't buy if you're in Sydney or Melbourne
>>64469949
Buy a decent place in a caravan park and use the extra money to invest in mutual funds
>>64469900
I have no words to describe my hatred of channel 9 and the way they market their shows
kek
KEK
Cock on suicide watch
>stat pad: the series
>>64470022
Tonight on a current affair, someone gets scammed by a wheelie bin.
And the neighbours from HELL
>>64470060
>stats pad: the summer
Wonder who's fault that is?
>>64470060
>two home series against Shit Lanka in two years
kys
Kane's "career" is based off statpadding against Shit Lanka and Bangladesh
>>64470058
Kane should have got ICC cricketer of the year desu
>>64470085
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHso1e6NY90
>>64470085
Dodgy Lebanese builders giving your fat kids kitchen germs?
What the fuck is a classic angus buger?
Didn't they only start selling them a few years ago?
>>64470106
>muh averages
would you also say voges has had a better year than smith, cook and root? of course not, there is more to the game than stats
>>64470085
"We expose the shonky lebanese builders who are making our children obese"
http://aca.ninemsn.com.au/article/9006374/sugar-dispute
Try watching that video without raging. Fucking state of the sloop in it.
I'm off to church, bye lads
>>64470106
>Smith gets ICC Cricketer of the Year
>Smith gets Test Cricketer of the Year
>HazleGOD gets emerging cricketer of the Year
>Lanning gets Womens cricketer of the Year
>The last 3(THREE) ICC Cricketers of the Year (2013 - Michael Clarke; 2014 - Mitchell Johnson; 2015 - Steven Smith) have all been big strong AusGODS
GOATstralia on golden-generation watch
>>64469980
Move to /gong/ m8s, it's literally paradise
when does england and south africa start? i cant wait to see my boy allstar cock go for another century!
awwww fuck i can't find my animated gif of the alastair cook pro batting simulator.....what in the actual fuck? that gif is GOLD in /cric/.... ugh.
>>64470189
TO;PO
>>64470166
The prices aren't any better in the /gong/, Narooma is literally gods country in NSW
>>64470189
Nice blog faggot
>>64470166
I'm looking at buying in West End in Brisbane. Trouble is they are doing a big industrial renovation/gentrification of the areas down around the river so there are about a million apartments going in in the next 3 years. So I want to buy somewhere not in those areas so I can refurb it and have a house in a popular area.
>>64470197
It's too far away from everything though.
lmao some guy in the crowd yesterday was going ballistic at the windies bowlers who kept fielding with their feet
>>64470142
>>64470158
>this current affair hive mind
>>64470165
>golden-generation
>two of those players have retired
>>64470219
Is West End not a popular area?
i don't know anything about Brisbane desu
>adam voges averaging 83
Is he the greatest batsman in the history of test cricket?
is there a more overrated and mentally weak player in international cricket?
He has built his "career" and "reputation" on statpadding against Sri Lanka at home and on roads like Perth.
Yet in EVERY SINGLE important game he has EVER played in his life (2015 CWC final; Adelaide Test) he has failed abysmally.
In the few genuine achievements his team has made (Hobart 2011 win), he has made virtually no contribution.
literally statpad: the batsman
>>64470155
The thing is Kane has literally performed everywhere, he starred against Australia and was very good against England. Smith had a fairly average ashes series.
>>64470232
>Implying that's a bad thing
The only people who will live in Sydney soon are Asians and Middle Eastern
>>64470199
yeah /straya/ is all about important business, right danielgoose?
>australia 482/3
aha, so you lot are proper bored, eh? windies aint got shot for the dons of cricket!
>>64470270
he's shitloads better than Mike Hussey, that much is for sure
>>64470300
t. Someone who has never lived in Sydney, or only lived in shitty suburbs
>>64470260
Yeah it is but it's also an old area, so there are a lot of crap old houses mixed in with old apartments, and now there are heaps of new apartments going in.
So really if you want a good investment you need to get a townhouse or an apartment in a small block that has the potential for a developer to come along and buy you out in 5 - 10 years time.
Buying one of the apartments in the big new developments (there are about 5 - 10 of them going on all with 100 plus units) is no better than renting because the property prices won't increase at all.
>>64470300
Yeah but I don't want to live somewhere where the only places to go and eat are one shitty thai noodle takeaway, a fish and chip shop and one pub.
Plus there are LITERALLY no jobs in rural Australia. And the internet is shit out there, NBN is botched and still years away in many areas.
>>64470289
>The thing is Kane has literally performed everywhere
he got destroyed in South Africa
>he starred against Australia
not when it mattered
>and was very good against England
he played well when PP lost, remind you of another "great" batsman?
he has 0(ZERO) great performances. Warner is genuinely a greater batsman than he is based on his South African exploits alone.
>>64470310
Fat
>>64470360
I live 15 mins from CBD and my grandparents in bum fuck nowhere rural Australia have better internet than I do, when I pay a lot more
>>64470360
>NBN is botched and still years away in many areas.
Yet here I am in shitty Nowra with the NBN
kek
>>64470395
Based Nowra is based though.
>Kane Williamson is the only truly world class cricketer New Zealand have had since Martin fucking Crowe, and even he is cucked by at least two Australians in the current pecking order of batsmen
You can't make this shit up.
>>64470058
>kohli no where to be seen
You can't make this shit up
>>64470310
why the hell would she get that stupid tattoo on her stomach? what purpose could it possibly serve? it's not like she's got a flat stomach worth showing off, so is it some sort of artwork for ppl who reach the "promised land" ??
that chick's got a hot date with 200lbs in 5-10yrs
>>64470377
Are you with Telstra senpai?
>>64470426
his average is unironically about to slip into the 30's and the pajeets are still talking about the "big four"
>>64470441
because south americans all have gross tattoos.
Source: lived in Argentina.
>>64470488
I can't be fucked watching all the way to the end does she have a dick or not?
>>64470058
You know who else is not on that list?
AB DeVilliers.
In fact, Shaun Marsh has more test runs in 2015 than ABDV in the same number of matches. Yet many supreme Fox Sports posting casuals still spout their belief that ABDV is the best batsman in the world, and would prefer Joe Burns in the Australian test side of Shaun Marsh.
Supreme Fox Sports Facebook page posting seething summer of cricket casuals on eternally literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch.
wow /straya/ way to turn out and support your national team!
>plenty of good seats available
>>64470488
believe it or not i've had a pretty decent/solid ~7 pay ~$5000 for the privilege of being around me as much as possible over a ~10month span. i totally didn't deserve it but it happened.
>>64470555
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>>64470590
Melbourne is notorious for its fairweather sports fans and attendance.
>>64470590
>Melbourne
>smith century
wake me up when he doesn't get a century. is he a great batsman or the greatest batsman since the don?
>Windies best batsman injured
fuck sake
at least wanted this to go to day 3
>>64470590
>implying the non-wog population of Melbourne which is entirely comprised of Indians is going to watch Australia play WI
>>64470625
>>64470631
It'd be full if India was playing
>tfw I actually knew that that Bhutan cricket game was happening in Albury
what level of autist am I?
>>64470625
>>64470631
how much do decent costs for a test cricket match? do ppl tend to go for the whole match or just a day or two?
i'd imagine that it isn't cheap to spend a whole day @ a test match (figuring that they gouge food/drink/alcohol prices and they likely prohibit you from bringing anything into the stadium) --- is attending matches seen as something that you have to be "well off" to do?
maybe if they do one of those tendulkar vs warne "legends" matches here in chicago i'll check it out, otherwise it'll have to wait til i go abroad. i don't think i've ever heard of any sort of professional cricket matches happening around here.
>Smoth declares with Voges on 99
RIP in peace fun
;_;
>>64470698
Exactly. See >>64470625
>>64470751
erm decent SEATS. jesus christ i'm fucking retarded.
>>64469110
I reckon Smith will bat again opening with Warner to cuck Cook.
>>64470792
idk about melbs but in sydney the cheapest seats are minimum $80 or so
i feel like cheap seats in Sydney are better than the cheap ones in Melbs, just because you would be so much further away in Melbs since the MCG is so big.
>>64470751
they're memeing, yesterday's crowd was the best of any cricket match this summer - the G is just so big it looks empty if you have less than like 80k which you can only get for an ashes test
>>64470446
yes
>>64470870
>p-p-please don't listen to them Mister Big Strong American!! M-M-M-Melbourne is the sporting c-c-capital of the world, t-trust me!
>>64470870
pretty sure first day of adelaide was a sell out
>129 overs
>506/3
how did you lot lose to england? i know teams do better on their home country pitches, but holy shit cook can't even get a fucking run and it's not like anyone fears english bowling... watch them get teabagged by the saffers after compton gave 'em some hope on day 1.
Steve Smith COULD be the best batsman of all time
He is that good
>>64470905
high 40s I'm pretty sure, yesterday was over 50k which surprised me considering the weather and the opposition
Reminder to Ausfailian Cucket Bogans that the ONLY test series worth watching are Australia vs South Africa series.
Reminder that T20 is not just the future of Cricket, it is the present.
>>64470910
>but holy shit cook can't even get a fucking run
guaranteed replies
which bbl teams could beat windies in test cricket
>>64470943
He hasn't even reached his final form
>>64470910
Cricket is literally homebabby: the sport
Home advantage plays a HUGE part. If you put world pitches into groups based on similarity:
Australia + South Africa
England + New Zealand
India + UAE (Pakistan)
Sri Lanka + West Indies
Teams playing on a pitch that is in a different almost always lose, unless the opposition is really hopeless (Australia in West Indies, Pakistan in Sri Lanka).
>leave statpadding to me
inb4 smith declares with voges 99*
>>64470910
Kys casual
Cook literally got a 100 in that match
>>64470988
>India + UAE (Pakistan)
>Sri Lanka + West Indies
what the actual fuck is wrong with you
It's like you've separated these just to impress the Big Strong American. And you didn't even do it remotely correctly. Indian pitches with their sharp turn are NOTHING like the slow-turn you get in the UAE. For that reason, Sri Lanka is more like India and West Tendies is more like UAE
know your stuff
>>64470910
we're massive home babbies and have a team full of peahearts
>average of 533
losedies on pooicide watch
>>64470988
australia haven't lost a series in sri lanka or new zealand since the early 90s
>>64470958
I would ALSO like to remind Ausfailian Cucket Bogans that The Ashes is the most overrated meme "rivalry" in world sport.
Reminder that 99% of Ausfailian Cucket Bogans only spout >LE ASHES IS LE GOAT RIVALRY XDXD because Channel 9 tells them it is, and could not name any great Ashes "moments" that happened before they were born outside of Bodyline.
>>64471054
see
>unless the opposition is really hopeless
>>64470870
>ashes
yeah i just experienced my first ashes over the summer and it was definitely a thing. it was way more !!! than the english series against india, pakistan, and i forget who else... but holy shit you guys managed to shit the bed....
>stuart broad 8/15 ftw
is there any sort of test cricket world cup or is it just sporadic tours and the ICC makes up rankings from the results from all those tours?
>LE CANT SCORE A SINGLE RUN IN THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE MAN XDD
Is the Poot meme officially over?
>what a 2015 he is having
KEK, except for the one time he came up against decent bowlers
>>64471101
TO;PO
VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES VOGES
Rogers got bantered THE FUCK out yesterday lads
>leave Englel to me
Non-melbournians on seething jealousy watch
boring, gay, irrelevant, dying "spoort" desu
>>64471204
>this is what Melbournians actually think
they're gonna declare after voges gets his century, right? as much as i'd love to see you lot go for 1000 i think you pretty much have to declare otherwise it'd end up as a draw cuz there's some arbitrary ~4-5 day limit put on test matches IIRC
>>64471014
>>64471126
forgive me for watching your super secret sport and taking shortcuts to learn about it. maybe you can tell me what TO;PO means so i can actually get hurt by it in order to achieve the desired effect (google aint giving me shit)
>>64471241
>i'd love to see you lot go for 1000
LET'S GET THIS BAD BOY TO 1000!
/nrl/ WW@?
AusGODs on innings victory watch
This will be a draw. Calling it now.
>>64471355
kek
KEK
K E K
>announcers apologizing about the game "meandering on" and talking about how people pop in and out of coverage
b-but it's more than just cricket!
It was ridiculous that Meme Shit didn't allow Voges to get his 300 in Hobart. He was obviously just buttmad that he got 10 against the Meme Indies on a road
>yfw vogens passes bradmans average then retires
get memed on
good declaration
>Stove waited until he got to 1400 before declaring
autism
its a bit hot lads
>>64471458
an hour left of play.
Gonna be tough for the windies
>smoth declaring around 550
Like clockwork
>khawaja
holy shit you guys have a kevin pietersen on your team! he must be too good to have to play for pakistan, eh?
>>64471521
He immigrated here as a kid and has a stronger Aussie accent than most people in this thread.
>>64471474
That 90 avg
#1
>>64471521
>someone who moved to Australia when he was 3 is comparable to a full grown man aged 21 leaving South Africa for England
WOAHHH STEVE SMITH
I WOULD GIVE EVERYTHING
JUST TO BE LIKE HIM
>>64471582
>m-muh average
right, and Adam Voges is the best batsman the world has seen since The Donald
>>64471582
>cook's s/r
fucking hell
>13.37
>>64471474
>cook balls faced
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>>64471521
>"I think he can be an inspiration to the next generation. What we really want cricket to be is a sport that reflects the demographics of Australian society - men and women, boys and girls from all different backgrounds and Usman can certainly do that.
yeah seriously WTF straya.... why havent you lot gotten the abbos involved? at least all the women out there can see khawaja play and say "I WANNA GET INVOLVED!"
>>64471602
yeah that was the joke. KP isn't exactly what you'd call an "honorable man" and he sure as shit aint dropping 144s in test cricket nowadays
is he, dare I say it, better than McGrath?
last 2 digits will be when the first wicked falls (balls bowled)
>>64471686
lets try again
Did anyone recognise the song playing in pattinsons puff piece just then? It sounded familiar but can't place it.
leave short leg to me
yeah steve smith is all fine and good.... but has he bagged elizabeth hurley yet?
>class and a glass.jpg
>>64471793
burns is becoming a memester
Reminder WI bowling is shit and this is nothing to be proud of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7e0aTj9Ev60
>>64471889
Stay poorious
lgtss
>Warner
>Batsmen who have scored 1000+ Test runs in their debut year: Mark Taylor 1219 (1989), Alastair Cook 1013 (2006) and Adam Voges 1028 (2015)
>>64471939
its good to finally see some young talent coming through who will be in the team for the next 10+ years
where's that old fart chris gayle? is he in the jacuzzi with piers morgan or something?
>>64471991
>implying Voges won't still be in the team at age 45.
>>64472029
he is playing real cricket in a couple of days
>>64471889
i see that australia's batting average in the series is 162. that's pretty good, right?
Fuck Cuckslanders are dumb
>>64472029
he's in melboure fugging OP's mum in between playing maymay griget
>>64472129
>le i want do illegal activities when i think no one is watching
>LE FUGG DA POLICE XD
>Richie Benaud shaving cream ad out of nowhere
FUCKING KEK
based richie
:(
>>64472129
what is the significance behind this?
>tfw too stupid to understand
>>64472129
I don't understand what he is upset about
Based Richie
>Richie
Chin up lads. Don't let them see you cry.
i like this west indies strategy to make australia bowl 300+ overs without scoring runs. boundaries are overrated!
Fuck this is boring, bring back the big bash
>>64472129
>implying a Queenslander would be caught dead on the Gold Coast.
This is exclusively a pursuit of the less cultured States.
Do bowlers wear the skin coloured compression sleeve to cover tatts or so they genuinely serve a purpose?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIchyr4tj_s
> Madhukar: "Was watching Batman Begins today (again) and was wondering who the 8 year old Bruce Wayne played by Gus Lewis looked like, somehow he looked very familiar and I just realized he in fact looks like Steven Smith. Can you imagine if what we are seeing now from Steven Smith is an 8 year old Bruce Wayne what it would look like once he goes full Batman on opposing bowling attacks? I would hate to be a bowler!!!!"
>>64472335
I think its to keep their arm in place. I think
>>64472281
literally meme cricket
>>64472376
autism the post
>>64472235
>>64472237
He;s butt blasted because he got nicked but an undercover car that actually blends in
And doesnt stick out like a sore thumb like the WRX and EVO X undercover cars
>Wahhhhhh I couldnt tell it was undercover so it must be some sort of illegal entrapment
>we need shaving commercials to amuse ourselves
i can't wait for the follow on to bring back all these wonderful batsmen for more edge-of-your-seat-excitement!
>>64472446
looking at his profile pic, is he an illegal street racer?
>>64472446
The number of people who think that undercover work is entrapment is fucking staggering.
Otherwise intelligent people will do all sorts of mental gymnastics to make themselves feel like they are being wronged rather than being punished for something illegal they did.
>>64472376
hey maybe batman night @ the MCG could get a few more lost souls into the upper decks.
plus seeing steve smith go for 150+ in a batman outfit would be just about as entertaining as these shaving commercials.
at the very least i think smith deserves a cape. we can agree on that at least, right?
>GOAT
top kek
>Windies not three down already
this is a good start to an innings for them
>>64472393
Yeah, this is meme cricket.
Thankfully we have some real cricket on tonight.
NEW THREAD
>>64472597
>>64472597
>>64472597
NEW THREAD
bum pats, lads
>>64472486
It's a pic of him in a Lambo at some carshow
but no doubt he is a "car guy" that is obsessed with fast and furious and car memes on facebook
>LE MOAR LE TURBO XDXD
and with all "car guys" is eternally poorious with cops for no reason
Do the WI's have no fingers? The can't fucking catch.
>>64472802
They*
walkcunt on suicide watch
Basedogs on 2016 premiership watch
walkcunt on suicide watch
Basedogs gonna base
