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Pissboi edition

53 days until pitchers and catchers report

http://mlb.mlb.com/home
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/
http://www.baseball-reference.com/
http://www.fangraphs.com/
http://baseballsavant.com/
http://www.baseballprospectus.com/
http://www.brooksbaseball.net/
http://www.rosterresource.com/mlb-depth-charts/
http://springtrainingcountdown.com/#sthash.SAdXioNd.dpbs
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Royals
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Royals.
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Rays
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This thread is off to a great start
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how busy does it get in here during the season?
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>>64449110
Pretty busy senpai
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Who /degeneratepissfetishist/ here
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>>64449076
Are those sandwiches really that good?
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>>64448584
After you post your pissboi video
>>64448193
I thought it meant you had to enjoy it? Either way being completely objective I'm more attractive than her and will end up with more attractive people than she will now so its all good mi familia.
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>>64449317
Yes
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>>64449359
>those front teeth
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>>64449393
I don't see what the problem is tbhfam
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>>64449359
Yeah but anon...
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>>64449453
Sometimes I forget that Jamies stealing crab legs is practically normal at a Florida Publix
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On this day Cardinals are thankful for those two glorious cusb picks


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THANKS YOU FUCKEN BETAS
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>>64449996
current draft order btw

1 Philadelphia Phillies
2 Cincinnati Reds
3 Atlanta Braves
4 Colorado Rockies
5 Milwaukee Brewers
6 Oakland Athletics
7 Miami Marlins
8 San Diego Padres
9 Detroit Tigers
10 Chicago White Sox
11 Seattle Mariners
12 Boston Red Sox
13 Tampa Bay Rays
14 Baltimore Orioles
15 Cleveland Indians
16 Minnesota Twins
17 Los Angeles Angels
18 Houston Astros
19 New York Yankees
20 Texas Rangers
21 New York Mets
22 Los Angeles Dodgers
23 Toronto Blue Jays
24 Kansas City Royals
25 Pittsburgh Pirates
26 St. Louis Cardinals
Compensatory round
27 Chicago White Sox[Compensation 1]
28 Washington Nationals[Compensation 2]
29 New York Mets[Compensation 3]
30 Los Angeles Dodgers[Compensation 4]
31 St. Louis Cardinals[Compensation 5]
32 St. Louis Cardinals[Compensation 6]
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>>64450029

FUCKN LMAO

NO CUSB PICK IN SIGHT

THE ULTIMATE CUK JOB

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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I really hope the White Sox get Cespedes or Gordon. Right now it looks pretty good.
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>>64450074
>wanting Gordon
Cespedes is ok
Upton is easily the best option if they're to get one of those three
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>>64450074
if the white sox sign gordon, will they lose the comp pick? or do they lose the second rounder
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>>64450100
I think the comp because it's not protected. Not sure though.
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>>64449002
>>64449034
>>64449047
enjoy being irrelevant for another 30 years
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>>64450100
Their first rounder is protected (top 10)

But still
>wanting Gordon
>wanting a 32 year old who's best quality is his rapidly declining defense
>wanting to give this man the largest contract the Sox have ever given
>not realizing that after the 'white Sox regression' he'll be a league average batter, if that
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>inb4 mets win next year after 30 years of not winning
>inb4 twins win the year after that
>inb4 dodgers break the streak by still not appearing in a world series.
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>>64450153
I do think that the Mets will win a world Series with Harvey, meaning by the end of 2018. I really think the guy is going to start fucking dominating next season. His 2013 was insane.
But I also think the Dodgers will make a World Series this decade, although they will probably lose it though.
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>>64450150
Oh whoops, that's not what you were asking.
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>>64450161
wrong on both counts desu
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Who's ready for some real nigga hours baseball, Australian edition?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkAcucqYnNo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQtfHw_a-gQ

>this Sydney @ Brisbane camera angle
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>>64450406
Really loving the Adelaide lawn chair dugouts btw
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>>64450406
>tfw no qt bogan gf to take to a ballgame
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>>64450459
There's a gang of qt's behind home plate in the Brisbane game. Wish I was there right now.
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http://www.indeed.com/job/General-Manager,-Australian-Baseball-League-Franchise-at-Australian-Baseball-League-ee8fca90cacae918

Lol, they're advertising a job online for Australian baseball league general manager. Do you think you have what it takes to be a GM, /mlb/?
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Holy shit, Sydney center fielder just got BTFO

>tfw only one watching this shit
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>>64450029
off by one, missing Nats at 17

http://m.mlb.com/draft/2016/order
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Your team just traded for one of these pitchers to cap off the rotation. Who do you hope it is?

Homer Bailey
James Shields
Gio Gonzalez
CJ Wilson
Jered Weaver
Matt Garza
Anibal Sanchez
Ubaldo Jimenez
Ricky Nolasco
Ervin Santana
Rick Porcello
Clay Buchholz
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>>64450732
sanchez easy
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>>64450724
Nope, the Gnats lost their first round pick after signing Murphy. You're wrongo
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>>64450406
>This is Brandon Belt with the San Francisco Giants, and you're watching Australian baseball
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>>64450732
Anibal Sanchez. He probably won't be as bad as he was last year and his contract is up after 2017 anyways.

Also, after looking him up on baseballref, I realized Rick Porcello will make $20 million per season over the next 4 years. Bravo, Cherington.
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>>64450406
Oh shit, it's the announcer from the premier12
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>>64450805
>This is Jeff Samardzija with the Chicago White Sox, and you're watching the Australian Baseball League

nuh-uh
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This really makes me want to go back and visit Aus.
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>>64450406
Who should I root for?
The bite or the cavalry?

I like the cavalry.
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>>64451496
>Leblelijian
What kind of name is that.
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Daily reminder an anon found a youtube video of pissboi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_2gBanqzMI
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I hate lurking during real nigga hours, no one the fucc up desu
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Which is the most meme MLB ballpark?

I vote Wrigley.
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>>64450676
100% go for it. Haven't seen your resume but I've got a hunch about you.
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Scale of 0-100, what's the chance that this kid is actually 16?

http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/mlb/meet-lazaro-armenteros-the-next-cuban-star/ar-BBnPgAL?li=BBnb7Kz
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>>64450144
>they said the same thing last year
Why do people get so mad that the Royals are decent?
Does it emasculate you to see a dormant franchise return to its winning ways of the past?
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>>64455972
>1914
>memes
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>>64456543
>the current year
>a word
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>>64450676
They should sign don mattingly after the Marlins fail to break 50 wins this season.
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>>64456281
Holy shit please M's
We need outfielders
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>>64450161
Mets are a lot more believable than doyers.
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>>64456400
The hate isn't directed towards the royals. It's their smug fan base.
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>>64456400
2015 Royals = 2005 White Sox

No one is going to remember they won. Completely forgettable champion team.
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>>64460366
>the greatest postseason comeback team in the history of baseball
>hosmer's mad dash home

They'll be remembered better than all three of the giants runs combined
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>>64460496
>the greatest postseason comeback team

I'm sorry but that's the 2004 Red Sox. Babby comebacks don't count.
Fuck, the Blue Jays had the most impressive comeback this postseason.
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>>64460496
>the greatest postseason comeback team in the history of baseball
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>>64460496
Wow you really believe that? That's ignoring the comin back from elimination twice in 2012 to SWEEP Detroit that everyone insisted was going to crush us. Ishikawas grandsalami, BUMGARNER going full HAM etc etc.
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>>64460602
>down 2 in the 6th
>down 4 (FOUR) in the 8th
>down 3 in the 7th
>down 1 in the 9th
>down 2 in the 9th
>won every single one

>Most Runs Scored in 7th Inning or Later - Single Postseason
>1. 2015 Royals - 51
>2. 2002 Angels - 36

>8 comeback wins (MLB record) out of 11 wins total in a postseason

Yes the red sox will always be remembered the most for coming back down 3-0 in a series, but statistically no team did it more in a game by game basis than the 2015 royals
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>>64460803
Having a good bullpen does not make you a great comeback team. Sorry m8.
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>>64460803
>statistically
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>>64460848
>coming back doesn't make you a good comeback team unless you are a large market team or a team I like

Also I wasn't aware that pitching well late made your hitters somehow better too

>b-but they faced shit bullpens

And dozens of teams in MLB history have faced a series of bullpens as collectively weak or weaker than what the royals faced in their three postseason series. None of them exploited those bullpens better or were even close to doing so.
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>post-season statistics
Lmao talk to me about something tangible. Something that is an actual measurement of what a player is capable of. Not what two meme teams can do with each other.
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>>64460907
>get shown objective stats to back up my claim
>greentext statistically
>post a fedora

you got me!
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>>64460951
Just stop. Showing pride in your team is fine but don't say retarded shit like that.
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>>64460965
>I disregard postseason stats because they don't favor the pitcher that I have wet dreams about
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>>64460803
Statistics are cold and just numbers. Grats on the Royals winning but its just gonna be looked at as "Hey remember how cute it was when that Royals team with a good bullpen and a bunch of slap hitters won the Series?" in 10 years
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>>64460951
>large market team

he's going all out boys
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>>64456572
>1914
>the current year
go home sloth, youre drunk
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>>64460496
>>the greatest postseason comeback team in the history of baseball
I honestly barely remember any of the games this year but I still remember watching Bumgarner walk out in game 7 last year
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>>64460965
>tangible
>playing well when it matters most is intangible
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>>64462696
:3
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>>64462879
>having yellow fever

disgusting
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>>64462696
wait, they have ballboys/girls in baseball? to try and stop people from going after home runs?
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>>64463116
yes and whoever does manage to catch one gets a hand job from one of them after the game
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>>64463116
they field foul balls and give them to fans
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>>64463160
top fantasy but no pls be serious, i have never seen anything like this. i guess this wasn't during a game?
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one of my best friends made it to the majors

he's one of the worst pitchers on the Braves

lol
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>>64463166
oh, so her job is basically to pick up foul balls and give them away.
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>>64463101
I don't but look how happy she is
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>>64463101
>Wanting to fugg an asian is yellow fever
Actually I'm not all that attracted to Asians but the one in that webm is super adorable.

Might be because cute chicks look adorable in baseball gear for some reason.
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This day, December 26th, in 1919, the Boston Red Sox sold the contract of Babe Ruth to the New York Yankees
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>>64450732
James Shields, for sure
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hey guys you like my new bat I got for xmas
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>>64465628
>guy might have the best eye of all time and we'd never know
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>>64465628
Oh that's cool, when did you manage to get pissboi grienke to hold up the bat? Did he sign it too?
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>>64463229
Yes. Keeps foul balls off the field so the players don't waste time running after them.
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>>64464890
Will there ever be a more one sided transaction in baseball? What's the modern day equivalent of this?
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>>64465701
Doyers emptying the farm and probably mlb pieces for trout and Harper then giving both to the Giants for cash
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>>64465628
save the anglels insults for people who have made poor life choices

other kinds of randos like this dude and the little kid taking a selfie just weaken the insult
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>>64465768
>angels fans
>poor life choices
the signs are all there, m8
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>>64465701
>>64465743
maybe more like if Bumgarner was even better of a pitcher, and they sold him to the Doyers for no reason, who have infinite cash, and then the Doyers embarrassed them for years with Bumgarner while just starting him in the outfield and he was also one of the best hitters of all time
It's on that level of embarrassment but even worse
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>>64466201
you're the worst troll this general has ever seen, fuck off
even tiki put more effort in his shitposts
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>his fantasy is to drink the piss of every race
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>greinke and piss memes

what did I miss
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>>64466287
too much, just fuck off back to /hoc/ and take DG with you
his trolling would do wonders there
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>>64466287
too fucking much, if you don't already know
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>>64466336
I love hockey coincidentally but I'm hard pressed to pick between /hoc/ and /nfl/ for worst general
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>>64466346
>>64466336

explain it you niggers then cap the post for the inevitable collage
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>>64466287
Answer this question first: Would you go to prom with this woman?
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>>64466400
Yes ;_;
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>>64466400
or this Ecuadorian fatty?
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>2 games in Montreal before the season starts
>Stroman in Opening Day to likely face his idol turned rival Price right off the bat

Potential for some top bantz tbqhwyf
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>>64466444
Not really
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>>64466444
>exhibition game

nah
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where would last year's world series have ranked historically if the mets won it in 7?
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>>64466400
>>64466437

I dunno to be honest, the pics suggest they are both hiding their whale parts

Probably the whiter one, I could talk to her and she kinda has this nice smile (?)
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>>64466492
The greatest of all time because the KC Neckbeards would've been cucked back to back
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>>64466514
Keep in mind the white girl loves baseball, played uni softball, and now works as a scout for a major league baseball team.
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>>64466556
looks cuter here, kinda my type too

what is this leading up to though
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>>64466514
Good choice.
The white one became a Mariners scout and the Paraguayan fatty got pissed on in a tub.

Post the piss caps, /mlb/
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>>64466578
now i'm bewildered as to how DG fits in all this
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>yfw Price gives up a parrot to Edwin
>yfw Papi responds by dingering off Stroman and doing the parrot back
>yfw Taz drills Bautista
>yfw jimmies get rustled and stuff happens

You're all fags if you think Blow Jays/Bombston rivalry won't take off in 2016
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>>64466612
welcome back to /mlb/
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post yfw he will never win a ring
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>>64466578
She gets qtier everyday
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>>64466642
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>>64466492
>tfw not as bad as the rags
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>>64466612
He doesn't. It's just a convergence of /mlb/'s two hottest memes.

DG recently got exposed as a piss fetishist who takes advantage of mentally unstable young women by pissing in their hair and other various degenerate acts.
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>mfw people think that history will forget the comeback kings of the MLB
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>>64466644
did that domican qt ever accept you?
will we ever know the identity of shitattle anon?
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>>64466715
nobody has forgotten about the 2004 red sox
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>>64466717
No, an even sadder no
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>>64466669
I remember this, but that was ages ago

>>64466708
>>64466768

now I get it. don't really understand where scoutfu comes in still
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>>64466768
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>>64466776
fuck
would've loved to spam his face instead of scoutfu's, but I'm sure this hurts him just as much

it hurts me just thinking about it, kek what a dipshit
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>>64466818
>anon tells a super sad story about how he turned down a baseball-loving qt for prom
>he took some dominican ho instead
>qt eventually gets hired as a professional scout
>dominican prom date ends up getting knocked up by some black guy
>anon is still alone
>nearly gets doxed
>his sad life becomes a meme
>now pictures of scoutfu are posted here daily, constantly reminding him of how hard he fucked up
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>>64466846
>kek what a dipshit
lel
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>>64466882
spot on
we're so cruel :^)
my fave pic of scoutfu btw

>shitattle anon
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>>64449216
Every time I see this, I just wish that there was a hard line drive going towards their direction. Shit like this is why MLB wants to put more netting up.
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>>64467081
>qt
>loves baseball
>pupper
Shitattle anon why you so retarded?
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>>64467177
Whenever I think about bad decisions I made, I just think about Shitattle anon and remind myself at least I'm not him.
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Well it wasn't like they were gonna get married and shit just because they went to prom together
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>>64467302
But they didn't go to prom together dumb dumb
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>>64467302
Proxy off shitattle anon
you had your chance

don't come running to us when she marries the Memeiners player who takes your historically shitty team to a worlds eries
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>>64467302
They could have... we'll never know for sure though
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>>64467302
She actually liked him seeing as she asked him. He asked some slut who just wanted to go for the sake of going. Who knows what could've been.
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U fags sure love to spread gossip and talk shit like little girls huh?

Who don't u dudes refute this future MVP real quick.

Thanks.
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>>64467468
refuted
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anyway

so we got DG exposing himself as a piss fetishist that sticks his dick in crazy

and some shitattle anon who might've had a fleeting chance at a relationship with qt scout that probably wouldnt go anywhere because wheredoyouthinkweare.jpg

is this like that ancient mythology symbiosis where all the stories become one legend?

>DG could've had a qt scoutfu wife but instead of going to prom, he ditched her to piss on some dominican whale while getting cucked
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Hey guys I've been watching mlb networks World Series recap movie marathon and i can't help wondering one thing

Where is the Dodgers World Series recap film?

The Giants had three movies but I thought the Dodgers were the better team yet they have zero series victory recaps today. Can you guys explain this to me? Thanks
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Daily reminder the city of shitcago ostracized a fan from the city and forced him into the witness protection program just for going after a foul ball
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>>64467587
I don't think he was ever put in the witness protection program
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>>64467468
>Le average doesn't matter man
>Future MVP

More like future Ike Davis.
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>>64467633

why has nobody been able to find him?
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Whats the best way to start following MLB more seriously?

I'm an Aussie and got into it last season, watching a few Oakland matches but got lost on following everything.
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>>64467673
Don't watch the Oakland athletics
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>>64467587
Daily reminder that Alou would've caught the ball
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>>64467663
You're too deep in the memes, man. He lives in Cali now. I think it's San Diego but I'm not sure. Gotta watch the Catching Hell doc again.
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>>64467663
one guy did find him, go watch catching hell
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Daily reminder that Alex Gonzalez fucked up the entire 2003 Cubs season and got away with it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sR4r5QesGIg
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>>64467705

>couldve caught the ball
>glove isnt even remotely close to where its landing
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>>64467762
He's in the witness protection program now, I mean when was the last time you saw him

I mean why has nobody been able to find him?
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There are people in this thread who legitimately think world series before 1969 count as much as they do post 1969.
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>>64467694
this
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>>64467673
No way around it, you just have to watch more. Oakland's announcers are ok, but other teams have a more descriptive and focused broadcast crew.
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Hanley getting fucken roasted by some twitter goblin @Pwilds121
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>>64468075
How about you screenshot that part?
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>>64466642
That's a shame, I heard he was really good

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nl3MDpqfwuw&sns=em
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>>64468075
Ew, why the fuck would anyone want those shoes
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>>64468075
Checked out the twitter and I don't see him roasting Hanley. Just says he got followed by him then unfollowed.
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Any wabros buying the 20 game of plan?
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>>64468225
If I had a spare $1300 i definitely would
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>>64468084
You bandwagon the fucking bankees, AND real mad?

you are one disgusting little beaner, you know that
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>>64468385
Yeah I think I'm gonna wait for single game tickets
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>anglels reddit brags about 4,000 suscribers months ago
>currently has less than 4,000
you can't make this shit up
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>>64468641
I could get 4,000 subs in a month.
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>>64468084
I'm surprised the cards and yanks have only played 9 regular season games against each other in their entire histories
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>>64468698
https://www.reddit.com/r/Pee/

>19k subs

Impressive
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>>64468698
is your pee typically clear or yellow
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>>64468641
>>64468698
>>64468779
Fuck off reddit
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>>64468833
Fuck off 4chan
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>>64468872
reddit.com

Go there if you hate it here so much faggot
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>>64468921
hello reddit
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>>64468938
no u
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>>64468997
kek
10/10
was he a wetback from LA by any chance?
:^)
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>>64468997
5 star post
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Who can I commission to write some DG x Scoutfu erotic fan fiction?
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>>64468997
>>64469086
>>64469121
>>64469138
None of you are funny. This is a person's life not a game
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>>64468997
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
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>>64468997

> mfw i've gotten to the point where i'd be more surprised if this wasn't real
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>>64469279
>not being able to see deleted posts
is this 2010 or something?
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>>64469494
apparently DG is a mod
>>64469149
go figure
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>>64469279

> and to this day I have a fear of public restrooms
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WHERE'S
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>>64469649
MY BURRITO
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this thread just gets worse and worse
baseball please come back
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>>64469548
>DG is a mod

This would explain so much.
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>>64469768
This thread is like 95% memes. I think we're quickly on our way to becoming the new /hoc/
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>>64470061
>I think we're quickly on our way to becoming the new /hoc/

dude

those are strong words
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Holy. Fuck.

Taylor Teagarden used PEDs.
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/peyton-manning-human-growth-hormone_567f16e4e4b0b958f6599440?ncid=tweetlnkushpmg00000067

>In a stunning scene, Taylor Teagarden, an eight-year MLB veteran, appears in one of the undercover videos, openly discussing his use of performance-enhancing drugs during the previous season.

>Sly also names Philadelphia Phillies first baseman Ryan Howard and Washington Nationals infielder Ryan Zimmerman as players who received the drug from him.

Suspensions incoming?
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>$0.00
>piss in hair

I met a guy on Tumblr (no joke) that was into piss and asked to pee on my hair. He tried to force me to drink it, but I just splashed his pee away when he began to urinate. He wasn't super depressed or anything but he was clinically retarded. He even wrote me a fictional story in which my dad fingers 7-year-old me. Fucking gross.
He bragged about how he was into playing around with his own dad (he called him daddy), he was super clingy, and super histrionic over everything (he spends all day on that /sp/ board lol)
I don't talk to him very much at all anymore except for when he snapchats me nudes or nudes of dudes he is (clearly) fucking.
His penis was really small, the sex sucked, and to this day I have a fear of public restrooms.
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>>64471389

>phillies players take PED's
>still suck
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>>64471389
>Ryan Howard
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>>64470871
Well we do steal their memes
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has literally anything good ever come out of Philadelphia?

hard mode: no philly cheese steak
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>>64471795
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>>64471838
Will Smith
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>>64471838

the Continental Congress
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>>64471911
never heard of it

>>64471892
Will Smith is an australian cricket player m8
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>>64471389
>Taylor Teagarden
>Camden Yards Multiball
>"Winners Don't Use Drugs"

I wish I had the pasta still
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>the shantytown of every nl east city but ours
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>>64472447
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>>64471838
>Joe Morgan walk-off home run
Wouldn't have happened without Philly
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>>64472536
Nah, but Seattlebro/scoutfu resurgence

Dodgers went a week without being jokes
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>>64473162
I feel bad for seatleanon desu. I wonder if he'll ever show his face around here again
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>>64473375
I wouldn't
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Where are the outfielders signing family? I'm sick if this cold ass stove, these outfielders asking for more than theyre worth is killing me.
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>>64473435
Are there a lot of qts at mariners games? I have a friend up in Seattle and would like to go to safeco desu
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>>64460496
>greatest post season comeback

The 2004 Red Sox just called
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>>64473993
>mfw never been to a game
I don't know senpai, I plan on going to some this season though
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Let's play some trivia: this team that had a 56 year WS drought and almost moved twice treats beating their division rival like a WS win.
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>>64474018
>Royals fans believe fluking their way into a championship through other teams errors is more clutch than coming back from a 3-0 deficit.
Schools aren't so great in hick country senpai
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>>64471838
Tony Luke's is p good. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is fantastic. I'd still say glass them.
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>>64474077
Senpai. They still capitalized on those errors. 8 games in the post season they capitalized on errors.

51 runs scored past the 7th inning. Flukes can only go so far, yeah the royals had some luck but it wasn't just luck that won them the series, and it wasn't just luck that won them the championship.
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>>64474061
Iktfb I used to go to giants game wince or twice every other year eith my parents. Now I can go more often than I have my own job
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>>64474128
I wouldn't know I only saw highlights, no one really watched or cared that the royals won senpai.
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>>64474202
>I didn't watch
>so no one really cares
okay senpai.
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>>64474061
You've never been to a mariners game??
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>>64474332
Nope
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>>64474357
It's ok senpai, I've only ever been to Yankee Stadium twice. Everything else has been at Globe Life.
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>>64474392
Its hard to go to a game when no one in your family watches basedball, hopefully I can make a handful this year
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Daily reminder that beating the Dodgers is like winning the WS for Giants fans
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Daily reminder that beating the Giants is literally the equivalent of winning the pennant for Dodgers fans
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>>64474521
LA Dodgers 5
SF Giants 3

k.
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Friendly reminder that:

>losing the 2008 NLCS to the Phillies
>losing the 2009 NLCS to the Phillies
>watching the Giants beat the Phillies in the 2010 NLCS
>losing a shutout sweep in 2012 to the Giants
>losing the 2013 NLCS to the Cardinals
>losing the 2014 NLDS to the Cardinals
>watching the Giants beat the Cardinals in the 2014 NLCS
>losing in yet another shutout sweep in 2015 to the Giants
>watching the Giants no-hit the Mets on June 9, 2015
>losing the 2015 home run derby to the Reds
>losing the 2015 celebrity softball game to the AL
>losing the 2015 all-star game to the AL
>getting no-hit by the Astros on August 21, 2015
>getting no-hit by the Cubs on August 30, 2015
>and losing the 2015 NLDS to the Mets

is equivalent to breathing smog in and out every moment of every day since the moment they were born fatherless AIDS crack babies for Dodgers fans.
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Buck, I'm already a Yankee...
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>>64474760
'The fuck outta here
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>>64474752
Better than being a faggot.
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new 007 movie fucking sucked.
MI5 was like 5x better lads
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Days before Mike Trout is busted for steroids:121 days
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>>64474466
I don't understand how you can live in Seattle and not go to a fucking mariners game. Do you live far? I know those Felix Bleachers cost like $30 and you get an ugly shirt and K banner...
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>mfw people actually pay more than $15 for baseball tickets

being a Rays fan has it's perks lmao
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>>64474978
I live ~25 mins north of Seattle. The problem is I'm young and no one I know watches baseball so up until now I had no way to go. since I have money and can get to the game I'm able to go this coming season
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>>64475083
>dongstate
Un-meme me FLbro, is it as bad as they say it is, I mean, it can't be,right?
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>>64474971
>yfw this means MI5 > MI6
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>>64475083
Literally the only perk of being a fan of all of the entire Florida state is Chris Archer.
>>64475101
Oh. Don't get a mini plan unless you like the promos, and if there is gametime in your city you could get really good seats for CHEAP. I've been getting 20 game plans with dad for years now and just recent I found out about gametime. That shit is hot.
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>>64475276
I'm not him, but I've been up and down FL and I know people who live there.

It's pretty bad unless you stick to the tourist traps, m8. The stories about the people (and the weather) are not exaggerations.
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>>64475410
Well IMF is an American task force desu
So IMF>MI6
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>>64475430
I'm just gonna buy a few single game tickets
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The snakes are taking the division, they are making progress on Maeda
Greinke
Miller
Corbin
Maeda
DE LA rosa
And the 2nd highest scoring offense
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>>64475460
I live in St Pete and it's pretty nice. It's a pretty artsy city (at least compared to the rest of FL) with a high gay and young adult population so it's not as crazy or crime-ridden as the state's other major cities.

I used to live up north so I really appreciate how laid back and nice the people here are.
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